,Location,Scene,Season,Speaker,Text
0, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,What?
1, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Oh, you got the whole night, huh?"
2, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler,"Phoebe is going to say ""yes""? That's, that's great!"
3, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,Yeah.
4, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Oh! 
5, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
6, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Credit.
7, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Ross, Woohoo!
8, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,What? That's terrible!
9, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe, Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
10, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Monica,Yeah. Mine too.
11, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"The ring from the cave, yeah."
12, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Oh my God, your mother!"
13, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"I know, but all that work you’re doing to get it ready, I just… "
14, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Ross,I love this. 
15,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage."
16, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,No!
17, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,
18, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Grand Supreme Little Darling?
19, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?"
20, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Really?!
21, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave."
22, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Hi!
23, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
24, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,That's a pig.
25, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,Okay!
26, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Nope, not this time."
27, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,This stuff is great!
28, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,I broke my thumb.
29, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Ross," Dude, what are you doing?"
30, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross," Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys…"
31, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,This conversation never happened!
32, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey," Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please."
33, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Rachel,Okay.
34, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler, She doesn’t want her parents to know she’s drunk.
35, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.
36, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Ross,"Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?"
37, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a ""doctor…"""
38, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"…and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for…"
39, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, then..."
40, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Mary-Angela.
41, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, please!"
42, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler,"Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?"
43, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,Hmm.
44, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Judy.
45, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,Oww!
46, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,"Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64."
47, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe, What?!
48, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,... It's a fertility study.
49, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,"Well, he’s not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with him—He says it’s okay.  Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!"
50, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"Look, I told ya, I’m not going to any clinic! I don’t have a problem, you’re the one with the problem! You should go to a ""Quit being a baby and leave me alone"" clinic!"
51, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,She really left.
52, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"Oh, oh, I love that Japanese place."
53, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!
54, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,New people.
55, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Joey, Morning. We ready to go?
56, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didn’t happen."
57, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building."
58, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
59, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Joey,"Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it."
60, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,Ross says hi.
61, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,What?
62, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,I know. 
63, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
64, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!"
65, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,Yeah.
66, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey, Damnit! anybody got anything?
67, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,
68, back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler," The wife says ""Hi!""."
69, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,"What, so what are you gonna tell him?"
70, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,Okay!
71, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, hold the phone! You’re not talking about Chuckles University?!"
72, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,This can not be happening!
73, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,That’s not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
74, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,You cooked him?
75, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
76, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,"I know it’s last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party."
77, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,Hi.
78, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Chandler,"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different."
79, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?"
80, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,I don’t feel good right now.
81, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,That you’re not funny or sexy?
82, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure ,",4,Chandler,"Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?"
83, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,Why? What's the big deal?
84, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!"
85, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross,"Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand…"
86, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,"Oh, get out of here! "
87, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon."
88, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Yeah.
89, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,"Uh, Pheebs, while we’re hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they don’t go, rrroof!"
90, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,All right.  ‘Candy and Cookie?’
91, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little."
92, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!"
93, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,What did I just say?
94, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,You have chalk on your face.
95, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Well, well I can up with it!"
96, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Is this movie gonna be my big break?
97, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,Say again?
98, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,No.
99, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Ross,Ohh! Thank you.
100, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
101, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,"Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus."
102, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,Emily's cousin kicked me out!
103, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Well you don’t.
104, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Hi!
105, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Joey,"Good, me too.  Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks."
106, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ooo! Oh, I forgot they made sheets!"
107, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!"
108, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe, Hi.
109, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,"Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her."
110, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize,  whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field."
111, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,Oh great! We’re going out again Saturday. But I just found she’s also seeing some other guy.
112, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s pretty much all I’m looking for from these people."
113, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, look who it is."
114, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Phoebe,"Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents,  but I do have something for you."
115, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?  Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!"
116, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Now I’m so happy.
117, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I think I broke it. But that’s all right, here’s the number you can call."
118, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,"Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she’s been nothing but terrible to you. And don’t forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn’t even thanked you for it."
119, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,All right.
120, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Ross,"Yep, we got it, we got it.  Thank you so much."
121, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Exclusively.
122, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,"About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do."
123, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Listen umm, I’ve been thinking, it’s not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that."
124, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Okay. Bye.
125, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey,Out.
126, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,"Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch."
127, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,I know! They suck!!
128, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,"Ross, don't let her drink anymore! "
129, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,Her what?
130, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," Oh, don’t you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple."
131, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Oh my God. So that’s it?! I only get to bring one guest?
132, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,How? I don’t have any money.
133, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Oh, good."
134, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,From now?
135, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.  Call Rachel."
136, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"All right! Fine! But it’s just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I don’t want you setting me up with anybody ever again!"
137, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Phoebe,"Or, y’know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if you’ve got y’know a little of this  goin’ on. Wow! I still have it!"
138, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Joey,Because she is!
139, Another hospital room," Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler,",5,Joey,Or?
140, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"Okay, umm…"
141, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,Just like you told her you did!  ... Just pointing out the irony.
142, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Absolutely.
143, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,What? What?!
144, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler, For an emergency just like this.
145, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
146, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Why? Honey, what is the big deal?"
147, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent."
148, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.
149, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,"Okay. All right.  Honey listen. When I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you."
150, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
151, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Did I, did I even treat?"
152, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Do you?
153, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel,Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
154, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later."
155, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
156, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.
157, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,"So in your whole life, you've only been with one——oh."
158, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,"Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I don’t think it’s the kind you’re gonna like."
159, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Phoebe,You’re the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen.
160, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah no, I’m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help."
161, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,What are you doing?! Get in the front!
162, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Oh come on, what are you talking about? You’ve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Friday’s, come on!"
163, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,Okay!
164, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Monica,Do you guys know what happened to Chandler’s barca lounger?
165, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
166, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
167, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,Yeah that’s right.
168, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Joey, Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
169, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
170, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Huh.
171, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,I didn't order lemonade.
172, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,No! Look-look! There’s the coffee table they stole from us!
173, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!
174, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think y’know if we…if… You’re wearing the ring."
175, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.
176, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah absolutely! 
177, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"No, these aren't all my suitcases.  This one's Paolo's."
178, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Yeah.
179, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.  Oh, I'm out."
180, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
181, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,"No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us."
182, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,"Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours."
183, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,Wo-women? You mean like old women?
184, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!
185, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Okay, well here we are. Now we’re in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail?  I just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much."
186, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"Oh, come on! We know what these are worth."
187, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler, M-Me-me-me!
188, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago."
189, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe," ""Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease…"" Darn it! Now, I don’t know who to get to the next verse."
190, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,What?! They took mine to give to you!
191, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Huh?
192, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"No. All right, y’know what, she’s  gonna think that I’m handing you a credit card, but what I’m really gonna do is hand you a library card."
193, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,Chandler!!
194, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
195, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Oh my God.
196, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Honey, cover it up with the boat!"
197, Joey's apartment," Joey is now showing Rachel around,",6,Joey,This is where I keep the pizza. 
198, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn’t take it."
199, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel, Hey!
200, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I'm on it!
201, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,I'm having my first contraction!
202, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book  and found nothing! I want a name that’s really like, y’know strong and confident, y’know? Like-like Exxon."
203, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!"
204, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!"
205, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Shoot.
206, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Oh no-no-no, we’re just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. "
207, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Well, I have a girlfriend, I’m-I’m happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy."
208, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,Good call!
209, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"Tag?  Hi, who was that?"
210, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah!! I call that London style.
211, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, woo!"
212, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,Oh. 
213, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"I've had a very long, hard day."
214, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmm, noodle soup."
215, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Phoebe,"Ahh, his work is done."
216, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,WHAT! WHY?
217, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Oh that's nice.
218, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"And-and-and-and-and-and, and we’re gonna be friends again!"
219, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all."
220, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,Right.
221, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Joey,Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. 
222, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,Ahhhh—I’m not going to call you.
223, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,But having a dove place the ring on your finger would’ve been no problem?
224, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,But ehm...what is it not?
225, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! We’re not at a barn dance. You’ve gotta—you wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?"
226, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,
227, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Hm-hmm!
228, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,I wanna get married 
229, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you’ve just had your first class!"
230, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Monica,Hey!!
231, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe, but I don’t think I even care. I don’t think he’s the one I’m sad about. Y’know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don’t think I’m handling it all that well."
232, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
233, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,Hey! It’s my fashion girls!  What’s wrong?
234, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky."
235, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Merrill Lynch?
236, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Really? That okay, that’s great."
237, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, BEND OVER?!!!
238, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Did you two…
239, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,I don’t know! Maybe they have tools.
240, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,"Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number."
241, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!"
242, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
243, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious."
244, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,No-no. No.
245, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Y’know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?"
246, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"Oh it’s been going on way to long now. Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, ""Hey Toby, do you want a donut?"" And I-I wanted a donut. And now it’s five years later, the donut’s gone and I’m still Toby."
247, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Hey!
248, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe," Ooh, maybe that's him!"
249, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica, This is what happens when you don’t register for gifts!
250, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,What's the thing you know?
251, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,", a rapist or a killer or something!"
252, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, I’m going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, I’m going to do the whole city."
253, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"You know, it's fine. We'll pay you."
254,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met."
255, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Hey!
256, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Chandler,"25J and K, any chance those aren’t together?"
257, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you."
258, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"No, and I'm not going to."
259, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,Two! I’ve been engaged twice!
260, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely.  Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?"
261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Is there? Is there someone else?
262, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I… Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?
263, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,Friday’s perfect...She can’t wait.
264, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,"I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys."
265, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Score! Where are the disposable cameras?
266, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,Well there’s an idea!!
267, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,"Hey, what's this?"
268, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,I hate this thing!
269, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do."
270, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"But I told you, I didn’t have the time!"
271, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey, What are you guys doing in here?
272, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Monica, 'cause um...
273, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel, Hey Jess.
274, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yeah it is.
275, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Yeah, listen, before I forget that side is still wet."
276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, How come we have one extra place setting?
277, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’m fine. "
278, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,I am extremely talented!
279, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Ross,Hey! Are you ready yet?
280, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Ross, you're like my best friend."
281, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,"Yeah, you really shouldn't.  By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?"
282, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,That fan kinda looks like ours. And the birdcage and the…wait a sec! This is our exact living room!
283, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Please let me stay on this side of the door.
284, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica, Damn! It's empty!
285, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!
286, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,You’re not gonna mess it up.
287, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long as you need. "
288, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Monica,"And so, we’re hiding in the bathroom."
289, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Rachel,What?
290, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'."
291, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben."
292, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler, How?
293, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.
294, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe,"Seriously, what-what's the part?"
295, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, I-I should've told you the truth."
296, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Well, we-we said we’d just do it that one time but, but now I think she may wanna start things up again."
297, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
298, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,…is for me not to see you anymore.
299, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah! No, that’s right. And I thought it was a really good idea."
300, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?
301, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,Playpen?! Ben’s seven!
302, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler," He has sex, and we get hit in our heads."
303, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?
304, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!"
305, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,Yes… ahahaaa 
306, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Uh...well...just once...with you...
307, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Forget it.
308, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Okay.
309, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face,",3,Chandler," See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed."
310, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross, Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
311, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?"
312, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross’s, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now."
313, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler," OK, this one right here is from me."
314, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,I’ve got canned goods.
315, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica, How do you know a mugger?
316, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,
317, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, I'm sure. "
318, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,You set her up?!
319, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Joey,Exellent dream score.
320, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Rachel,... the WENUS?
321, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,What?
322, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,You know how to use a compass?
323," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Yeah...
324, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,"But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this."
325, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!
326, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,"Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? "
327, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Chandler,Marry me. 
328, Central Perk,,10,Monica," Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency."
329, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,I might know something.
330, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Okay, you’d tell me the truth. Right?"
331, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
332, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?"
333, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. "
334, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Joey,
335, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I guess it is.  So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her."
336, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, you should, really."
337, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler," Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume…"
338, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. 
339, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,All right then.  How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?
340, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,"Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!"
341, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,A little bit.
342, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,They have another guess.
343, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, Ooh... I love Barbados!
344, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! 
345, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I see. "
346, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Oh!  Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?"
347, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had."
348, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Well, what do you do?"
349, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to—I mean I really wanted too, but I couldn’t…. There huh—hmm, there-there was an incident."
350, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it?"
351, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,I did it anyway.
352, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Check your numbers! Make me rich!
353, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Oh hi!
354, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing."
355, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler," Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
356, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,So what's it gonna be? 
357, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,I love when you talk dirty to me.
358, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,He’s miserable! What happened to him?
359, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…"
360, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?
361, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Yay!
362, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Oh, wait a minute! Who’s is the father?!"
363, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,You're over me?
364, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Oh, I was unbelievable."
365, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,"I don’t know, it looks the same."
366, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
367, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem."
368, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,Yeah but we won’t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
369, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh..."
370, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Rachel,"Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'."
371, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe, That is so you!
372, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,And the place looks so nice!
373, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,What?!  What the hell?!
374, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?"
375, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,"To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you’re not gonna be on TV!"
376, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
377, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Rachel, Ha!
378, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Please, I think you know why."
379, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler,"I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work!  He does not know that I am not some of us."
380, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Joey,...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
381, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot."
382, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster."
383, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Tell me about yourself, Zack!"
384, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Ah, I’m sorry."
385, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!"
386, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t. I did."
387, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,Hey.
388, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Phoebe,Oh. 
389, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial."
390, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, ""I will be revenged?!"""
391, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. "
392, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,You can’t do anything!
393, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
394, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Ross,I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
395, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,It's never gonna happen.
396, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Hey.
397, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes."
398, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"I know no, no, y'know you don’t deserve this, you don’t Ross. You’re, you’re really, you’re so good. "
399, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Hi.
400, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, not much. I-I got a job."
401, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Joey,How could you lose him?
402, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie."
403, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Phoebe,"Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners."
404, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Phoebe,"She’s made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen."
405, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler,This vacation sucks!!
406, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross," You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!"
407, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Monica,"Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. It’s still in the bathroom."
408, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,This is terrible. What am I going to do?
409, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,So excited about your letter!
410, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from…Texas."
411, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Ranion's theory of species variegation?
412, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,This is ridiculous. 
413, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, How are you doing this?
414, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,And here we go…
415, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then."
416, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone."
417, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,"Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I’m always the hostess."
418, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,Is that a sandwich?!
419, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Fine, I'll give the suit back."
420, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"Okay, well I’m gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. "
421, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you."
422, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,You said that to me last week.
423, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Awful. Awful. Couldn'ta gone worse.
424, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar."
425, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,Okay that does sound like fun.
426, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?"
427, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Ok! 
428, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,And-and there’s no danger to her and the baby?
429, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Chandler,Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.
430, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.
431, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Who?
432, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh Amy, don't cry Amy.  Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?"
433, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,A-ha!
434, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
435, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
436, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"I can do that!  ""Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..."" Oh, what's the product?"
437, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,"Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I’ve never been able to cry as an actor, so if I’m in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna convey that I’ve just done something evil. That would be the basic ‘I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it’  And that’s how it’s done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed."
438, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,I don't even have a 'pl'.
439, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey," Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!"
440, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"And um, what-what is that Ross?"
441, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,Really?
442, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound."
443, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel," Uhh, we still need a tip."
444, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel,"Yeah? Wow! Y’know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!"
445, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,What?
446, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Chandler,Marry me. 
447, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,"Yeah, right!"
448, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, en chante. "
449, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Chandler,Wrong number?
450, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I didn’t… I never said that.
451, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"Yes, here it comes! I’m stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I don’t think so mister!"
452, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, that is so sweet!"
453, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!
454, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe,"Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he’s changed his name, y’know? Tell Monica I’m sorry."
455, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your..."
456, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?"
457, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Alice would never go for it, right?"
458, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,Okay.
459, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,I cannot believe you.
460, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
461, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"But, I mean, do you think he’s gonna enjoy it when he’s up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank,  and it-it’s not fair to the babies, and y'know what, it’s not good home economics."
462, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
463, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe,Where?
464, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,You’re Rachel!
465, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Rachel,"Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK."
466, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
467, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Fine, you go."
468, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe, You’ll see!! You’ll all see!!
469, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay! I’m going. I’m going. "
470, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe, But you obviously haven't.
471, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,Wow!!
472, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,Yeah you are baby.
473, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Phoebe, that’s huge!"
474, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,She was nothing compared to you.
475, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Hi!
476, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,You guys!! Come on!
477, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you."
478, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Okay!
479, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"I like it, and Emily likes it, and that’s what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?"
480, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,That's great.
481, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"No-no, he’s not back yet, but he’ll be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?"
482, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie."
483, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  is playing, Ross and Celia are kissing passionately,",1,Ross,Ah....
484, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Hey, remember when I had a monkey?"
485, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
486, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
487, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,Hi.
488, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Look, I do not re-love her."
489, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,"All right, I’ll-I’ll take it again when I get home."
490, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,And his first name.
491, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross, I'm an eight!
492, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,Congratulations!
493, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!"
494, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business."
495, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Does it always, uh--?"
496, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,"Um, there was a Geller Cup?"
497, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler, Can I get a beer.
498, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,Or that.
499, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Um, perhaps. Yes! Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister."
500, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica," You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter."
501, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey,"Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy’s theory. Okay?"
502, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this ‘two’ talk."
503, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?"
504, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Oh! 
505, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Chandler," Yeah, alright."
506, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the... OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table."
507, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!"
508, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh no!  Oh! Wow!!!
509, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Two it is. Ross, how about you?"
510, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey," Yeah. So uh Ross, well now—why did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?"
511, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,"Now, is that never talking about it again?!"
512, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,"This is not, what I�m wearing. I�m ovulating and Chandler�s gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner."
513, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
514, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Oh, all right.  Can you-can you see what it is?"
515, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Phoebe, Aren’t you gonna go?
516, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Phoebe,Good.
517, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Look man!
518, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross, So I’m gonna take off then!
519, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! "
520, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent."
521, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy.  Aramis? Aramis?"
522, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,"All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!"
523, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
524, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"All right look, I-I realize it upsets you."
525, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,That really was some of your best work.
526, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"…and then, we could’ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!"
527, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, mon Dieu!"
528, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is!  Or isn't..."
529, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,I just had a rough night.
530, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Taffy, really? I’ve never had any."
531, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there."
532, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Because, he’s my friend."
533, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,Brenda a bee!
534, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Hi! Oh, I’m so glad you called."
535, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,"Yeah, I’ll have a scotch…"
536, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight."
537, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Okay come on Phoebe, it’s nothing! Monica, come on!"
538, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah, I’ve been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these  damn boat shoes wouldn’t keep flying off!"
539, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Well, you should have."
540, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross, Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
541, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,Yeah let’s head off to work.
542, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Oh my god!!
543, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Well, I should be involved in that, so why don't you get me up to speed?"
544, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,With you?! Yeah right!
545, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,That’s weird. I don’t think my boss likes me either.
546, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch yourself."
547, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Sorry!
548, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Hi!
549, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross, My god. You...you look beautiful.
550, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!"
551, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,What picture?!
552, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know...."
553, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,Shake it! 
554, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Marcel, c'mere, c'mere.  Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him."
555, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I'm kinda on a clock here."
556, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,"No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And it’s all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I don’t have that lamp!"
557, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Oh and I’ll call ya too!
558, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey," Okay, good to see you again."
559, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,Two.
560, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,That doesn't matter! We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.
561, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta get back to work."
562, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Why did they get divorced?
563, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,That's perfect! That's brilliant! 
564, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Is that—are you saying yes? Is that yes?
565, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
566, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance…"
567, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,—Nothing!!
568, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,You-you do?
569, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,That doesn't seem fair.
570, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave?  Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!"
571, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party."
572, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,I’ve never been more convinced of your love for her.
573, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"Feelings, such strong feelings."
574, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is walking up to C,H,E,E,S,E, and Wayne,",6,Joey,"Morning! Hey, how’s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! "
575, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Joey, y’know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air."
576, Rachel's office,,3,Rachel,Ohhh! That is soo sweet! 
577, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,What’s up?
578, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,Okay.  Good one.
579, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey," Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they’re gonna be, be drinkin’ and dancin, and we really wanna go!"
580, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler,"Yes, Bunny?"
581, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"Expect it in 4-6 weeks.  Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves."
582, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, ""You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."""
583, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Okay!  Monica, will you marry me?"
584, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I’m not saying she’s like evil or anything. She just, you know, she’s always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldn’t let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?"
585, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Phoebe," Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!"
586, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Sure, Monica would have to give her up."
587, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,A swimmer!
588, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye."
589, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I’m not invited to sleep-overs."
590, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Chandler,Hey.
591, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,"And that’s why, I’m not inviting you in for a drink.  Bye."
592, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!"
593, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe," ""Are you in there little fetus? "
594, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Ok, you're scaring me a little bit."
595, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source."
596, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Chandler,This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!
597, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Joey,"I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars."
598, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,"Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation."
599, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it."
600, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I’m rich!"
601, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You are married though.
602, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Wow! I did not see that coming.
603, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Hey.
604, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"I’m Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you’re too big for it."
605, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, you can’t get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!"
606, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Finally! Oh. 
607, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,What?! What does he want?! I wasn’t doing anything!
608, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,Wasn't there a little song?
609, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel,What?
610, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldn’t have, but it did. I mean I like her, I don’t want to stop seeing her, but every so often it’s like ‘Hey, y'know what, where’s your leg?’ I mean I’m the smallest person in the world aren’t I? I’m the smallest person in the world."
611, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!
612, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!"
613, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!"
614, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,I can see it from right here. It’ll cost you one husband.
615, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?"
616, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Ross,"Oh! Got ‘em right here,  check!"
617, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Joey,"Check it out, Giants-Cowboys. "
618, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?"
619, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,And-and you’re using my name!
620, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily!  Hi!"
621, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler, I thought about it and maybe you’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
622, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!"
623, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,Does it have to be a whole day?
624, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,
625, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Why would I eat my own arm?
626, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.
627, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Monica,I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. 
628, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,"Okay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing...."
629, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Phoebe,Okay. 
630, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Of course!
631, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Yeah! And-and things aren’t as…smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.
632, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people."
633, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross," Okay, shoot!"
634, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That actually, uh, that sounds interesting."
635, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,"I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries."
636, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,"Okay, I got my note cards.  Do you got the presents?"
637, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Go ahead.
638, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,YOU'RE FIRED! 
639, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, how about you and the,  ""I’m sorry!"""
640, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is!  Wait a minute. That can’t be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?"
641, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"I am speachless... I mean the fact that you would put my happiness first like that. I mean, you're an incredible friend, you know that?"
642, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?"
643, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites."
644, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Really?!
645, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,"No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, I’m sure we won’t get arrested for this."
646, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,Think it'll work?
647, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"I’m telling you man, I saw it."
648, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! ."
649, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary."
650, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Y’know, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?"
651, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Huh.
652, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,So he hasn't called?
653, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,Okay.
654, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant.  Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name."
655, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Rachel, Oh thank you! I love you!
656, Ross�,,9,Ross,None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! That�s not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the one
657, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! They’re buying me drinks! They’re giving me stuff!  Knicks tonight?"
658, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Hey, how do you spell suspicious?"
659, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what? Maybe I should go!"
660, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
661, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Phoebe,Yep!
662, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then."
663, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute."
664, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Rachel,You remember Ross.
665, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo—it's—it's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary "
666, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel," All right, all right. Let’s go!"
667, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!"
668, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben."
669, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Hello.
670, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,We got some time.
671, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours."
672, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Phoebe,"You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense."
673, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Monica, I’m cutting you off."
674, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is  the greatest sandwich in the world!"
675, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,"Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child!  Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!"
676, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra ...
677, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Oh good.
678, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa.  Wow, we really are bitches."
679, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,I know. 
680, Joey's,,9,Joey,Hey!
681, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,
682, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,It's…
683, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,What? Who the hell is Emily— noooo!!
684, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Me too.
685, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,What?!
686, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
687, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel, Oh my God.
688, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,Good. What made you change your mind?
689, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Yep?
690, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, I can stay, I’m gonna stay. ‘Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around."
691, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,Je m'appelle!
692, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Joey,"Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?"
693, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,"Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer."
694, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,I have nothing to say to you.
695, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross, Rachel!!!
696, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"Oh, it went amazingly well!"
697, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Chandler,"Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts.  Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that."
698, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, this could take a while."
699, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,yeah well  yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.
700, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Because it’s my apartment!
701, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Rachel, the cute doctors are here."
702, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, I'm sure. "
703, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"There it is, you're blushing!"
704, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Uh-huh.
705, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Rachel,Hi.
706, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Rachel,Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
707, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,So now what’s going on here?
708, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,"Oh, did you not want people to know that?"
709, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Can I? 
710, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Whoa, I didn’t know we could date your sister!"
711, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins…now! What is Joey’s favorite food?
712, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,You are not at Thanksgiving?
713, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
714, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey, Hey!
715, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I don’t know Rachel, why?"
716, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Oh, sorry. Well, look, maybe I can help you with it."
717, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour."
718, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",8,Joey,Not anymore.
719, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,"Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and "
720, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Does Ralph mumble when you’re not paying attention?
721, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Monica,Are these the shoes?
722, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"Too little, too late, Benji!"
723, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,"I’m just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you."
724, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica," Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!"
725, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,You wanna make it 6?!
726, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this."
727, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Monica,Bye Dan!
728," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Paper, snow, a ghost!"
729, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,Hi!
730, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica, Eighth street deli?
731, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,And thank you for your time. 
732, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah. Well, uhm... listen he was supposed to get a weekend furlough, so he'd come to the wedding tomorrow, but he just called and... uhm... well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard just couldn't wait till Monday."
733, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Joey,"Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room."
734, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,Hey!
735, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Why did you do that?
736, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,"No, you said the baby creeps you out."
737, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Joey,A widower.
738, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross,'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'
739, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,Well you have to because maybe it’s stupid.
740, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we "
741, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I’m sorry, it’s just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp—to be a counselor!"
742, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Chandler," So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!"
743, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Ross,"Hey Rach, can you pass me the TV Guide?"
744, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Alright, who do you want as your emergency contact?"
745, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks..."
746, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Umm, hi!"
747, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!
748, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica, Why not?
749, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Morning, roomie!"
750, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,That's why!
751, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,He’s coming here for Thanksgiving!
752, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler, 400 A.M.
753, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,Y'know those are a delicacy in India.
754, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,No! There is.. there is noone else!
755, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe…kinda…wanted ah…start…things up again."
756, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,Sounds about right.
757, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Baywatch.
758, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um…I didn’t propose to you."
759, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Hi.
760, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel,Drums?
761, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it’s all your fault."
762, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"I don’t know! I don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! Maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!"
763, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!"
764, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,C'mon!
765, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,And I too am just a love machine. 
766, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!"
767, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel, Hi!
768, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.
769, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,"2 hours, 27 minutes."
770, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,"Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that’s it, that’s it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They’re not the right size, they’re not Victorian, and they just don’t go."
771, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,LAURA! 
772, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"It’s him, not it!"
773, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose?
774, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one."
775, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe," Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?"
776, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe," Anyway, I’m going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translator’s date? So that when we, it’s time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, he’s really, he’s kinda cute."
777, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Ah, thank you. This building does have a wholesome family feel to it."
778, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black."
779, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Phoebe, If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
780, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Ross,I’ve never walked down the aisle knowing it can’t end in divorce.
781, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey," Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle."
782, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you!  Except for Joey."
783, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica,"Fair enough, now go get ready!"
784, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Joey,God. He’s crazy! Why doesn’t he want to be with Rachel?
785, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
786, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I don’t like my new eye doctor.
787, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,"Listen, I’m ah, I’m sorry I’ve been so crazy and jealous and, it’s just that I like you a lot, so..."
788, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, you’re a freak!!"
789, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"I know I am!  ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?"
790, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi."
791, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food."
792, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong."
793, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"What the smell from Joey’s? No, I can hardly smell it over here."
794, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Of course! Joey wouldn’t let you have one?
795, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby.  Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.
796, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
797, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,Rach we have a code brown situation.
798, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!"
799, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!"
800, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,"Amazingly, that makes sense."
801, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted."
802, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"Oh you should, it’s great."
803, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,But why?! I should’ve won one and I really want it and she didn’t even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.
804, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,Yeah?
805, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What is wrong with you?!!!
806, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve’s doctor’s name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, ‘Doctor Monkey?’ And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. "
807, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe," No, answer his."
808, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again."
809, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,Okay.  Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
810, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Really?
811, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I think you should take the job.
812, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,I can't believe Chandler is missing this!
813, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
814, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running."
815, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,"So, who does?"
816, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!"
817, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal."
818, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,How do you know so much about this?
819, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"Oh, they're real!"
820, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Wait! You’re supposed to wear a costume!
821, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, sorry."
822, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,No. Why?
823, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,Does he know?
824, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
825, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,Did he go out for a cigarette?
826, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey, Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
827, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
828, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,I was the pile of coats!
829, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey sweetie!
830, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,What?!
831, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey," Oh thanks, thanks! Now, I really have to get…"
832, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine."
833, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. 
834, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,No!
835, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  It’s like me when I was born.",8,Joey,
836, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,Dude! That's my girlfriend!
837, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional..."
838, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down. Okay? The answer is no."
839, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I can’t believe this! I shouldn’t be the one making her throw up!
840, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"Yeah! But if would’ve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldn’t have worried about it so much! See you around!"
841, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"But, it’s not like we’re losing anything. Y'know?"
842, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Ross won’t like her personality."
843, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,Yeah?
844, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Ok, uh-uh... Let's-Let's shop!!"
845, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it."
846, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Ascot!
847, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey,"It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy."
848, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Where?
849, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,Yeah.
850, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Okay.
851, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"That’s your move? Boy Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot."
852, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,LAURA! 
853, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,Like buddies.
854, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh! Well, um..  You've got plugs!"
855, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,No.
856, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Hey!
857, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica,"Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard."
858, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'"
859, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Phoebe,"Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything."
860, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Ross,"Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did."
861, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Ross,"Hey, how’d the date go with Mr. Millionaire?"
862, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too."
863, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,Thank you.
864, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"Okay, just give me the damn drops! "
865, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,"Your liking it, huh?"
866, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,I got it at Pottery Barn!! Okay?!
867, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Ugh!
868, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Ummmmmmmm, no."
869, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,I know.  I don't care!
870, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Ah.
871, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,Yeah.
872, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Well, what are you going to wear?"
873, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, not a fan of the tough love."
874, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,"I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine."
875, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Joey,"Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie’s free tonight?"
876, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica, Rachel!  That was a library card!
877, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi!
878, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,What? You ordered pizza without me?!
879, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,Little bit.
880, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"All right look, let me show you the catalog!  See? Huh? It's the latest thing! Everyone's got one! Men! Women! Children! Everyone's carrying them!"
881, The lecture," Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind,",3,Ross, You’re so pretty. I love you.
882, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!
883, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, that's right!  Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?"
884, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,Y’know what would work?
885, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"No, no, I didn’t mean you. But, you believed me, huh?"
886, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack."
887, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Chandler,Who are those people?
888, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,But this is eleven. It’s almost twice as hard up here.
889, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!"
890, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,"No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?"
891, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, it’s a great part. Look, check it out. I’m the lead guy’s best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. ‘I’m sorry, that seat’s saved.’"
892, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Yeah  I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
893, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Monica,"I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew."
894, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,I promise.
895, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,"Oh my God, you’re back!"
896, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler, who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
897, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? ."
898, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?"
899, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Ross,"Okay, stop it! I can’t deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby."
900, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,A lesson in the importance of unagi. 
901, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Ross,Hey!
902, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,I can't! It-it's stuck!
903, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"So, what's going on now?"
904, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Monica, how come you never told me this?!"
905, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Y’know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don’t even care!
906, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
907, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Yeah.
908, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Monica,"Me too! Yeah, Chandler can’t stand it. He won’t even allow me to have blue cheese in the house."
909, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi.
910, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... ""What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?"
911, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him."
912, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,What did they do to you?
913, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross," No! No, I won’t! I’ll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists."
914, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. 
915, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,Oh! Here it is! 
916, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God. What happened?
917, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Joey!
918, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Wait, no, look at this!  ""Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay…"" Oh, yeah, but it’s on the ground floor."
919, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Had the money in the wrong hand. 
920, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,What?
921, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Hey!
922, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,You're welcome.
923, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,That’s what I was gonna say.
924, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?
925, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe, Your Visa bill is huge!
926, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,What?!
927, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,Oh no.
928, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it. Isn't that true?"
929, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,It's okay to laugh right?
930, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,Chandler... hey... 
931, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Well did she know you two weren’t married?
932, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,What does the sign say?
933, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe, No!
934, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,So how is this for our big double date tonight? 
935, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Score.
936, Monica and Chandler's,"  Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.",7,Monica,
937, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,That's terrible!
938, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
939, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'"
940, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,Adoption.
941, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Oh-oh! I'm stuck!
942, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
943, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Nah ah! Nah ah!  No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings."
944, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica,What are you doing?
945, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Oh, it’s Ross’s bachelor party."
946, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica," Honey, you don't have to do this."
947, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s coffee."
948, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,How is it you?
949, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,Open bar!
950, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Ok. First of all, this is green!"
951, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,Hello? 
952, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails."
953, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,Yes? Yes! Oh.
954, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…"
955, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"All right, I’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?"
956, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,That’s not funny.
957, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Rachel,"Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!"
958, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,"Oh my God, is that still..."
959, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Monica, I tried to reach you at work. There’s....been a fire.
960, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,You.
961, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Phoebe,That's a bird!
962, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,Hi!
963, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,Yeah?
964, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,
965, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Nope.
966, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Do you feel better?
967, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel,"Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day…"
968, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go."
969, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"‘Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to—"
970, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?  Tag! I’m serious! This isn’t funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!"
971, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Joey,She's right y'know.
972, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"All right, he's keys are in the drawer. Y'know what? I also need some cash."
973, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,"Okay, here we go. I can't do it."
974, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Yeah, that’s okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend I’m alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand."
975, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment."
976, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,And now your cell.
977, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep."
978, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, Got it! It... It's hard to stop...
979, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,Pride.
980, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,"What do you mean, they’re not moving in? They-they’re still moving in right?"
981, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, That'd be good...
982, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler,"Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!"
983, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"Oh, because we love kids. Love ‘em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law."
984, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,It doesn't scare me!
985, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. "
986, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?"
987, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?"
988, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I know! I found it on the street.
989, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Joey,
990, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,"Joey, you're so sweet."
991, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,"Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. "
992, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica," Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!"
993, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"Really? Okay, so..."
994, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler," So, you busy Thursday?"
995, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a  HI!
996, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, ""Dear Rach, you’re such a good person."" Not girl! Person!"
997, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross, I just found out that Elizabeth’s dad wants to meet me.
998, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,I don’t know why I’m here.
999, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,But I…
1000, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,"Oh, yes, umm, I’m here to pick up a dress that you have on hold."
1001, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,I heard that!
1002, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Yeah, he-he’s right, he’s right. This is your time y'know, yeah, you’re young, you’re-you’re weird, chicks dig that."
1003, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"So, did you know Ross well?"
1004, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,"No-no, I can’t! I can’t! Not after the other night, it’s just it’s…too weird, okay? Don’t tell her I’m here! "
1005, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?"
1006, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings."
1007, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel, Oh. Oh! I can do it!
1008, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica, What’s going on?
1009, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Okay.
1010, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Nina. Come on in."
1011, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,"No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!"
1012, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,What's goin' on?
1013, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,"We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!"
1014, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,Sure.
1015, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job."
1016, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry's done."
1017, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Oh that is quite all right ma’am. 
1018, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,I-I-I found it interesting.
1019, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Phoebe," Hey. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate."
1020, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Oh Phoebe!
1021, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! That’s so great! I’m so happy for you guys!
1022, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we’d lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?"
1023, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on."
1024, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,"Well, it's a little low... pick up a little...  Now throw it away!"
1025, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Chandler,"Well, You could, but... probably just the one time."
1026, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey, What?
1027, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Monica,"It’s very interesting, Phoebe."
1028, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,You gotta hear this story.
1029, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey,"Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. "
1030, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I know. Hold on.  Hey Ross?"
1031, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I didn't mean now...
1032, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot!  By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye."
1033, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Okay.
1034, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,"Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone."
1035, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Monica,"Nothing, I don’t know."
1036, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe, Hey.
1037, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Ross,"Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn’t free?"
1038, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you’re my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again."
1039, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?"
1040, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,Hey!
1041, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,No. 
1042, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"What? No! No, I’m not stopping. I’m Red Ross!"
1043, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,"You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!"
1044, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. It—y’know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?"
1045, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?
1046, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler, Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
1047, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica," Thank you Joey, thank you so much!"
1048, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Um, hum."
1049, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Okay!  Oh my God, thank you!!"
1050, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
1051, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! 
1052, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,Uhm the... the ministry... of names... bureau...
1053, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Monica,Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?
1054, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
1055, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,"What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors,  cute doctors, doctors who are cute!"
1056, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum."
1057, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond."
1058, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, witty banter. Well done."
1059, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler,You ready?
1060, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
1061, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,Can't a girl finish a song around here?
1062, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. That’s the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!"
1063, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?"
1064, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?"
1065, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything you’re really bad at y’know, sexually?"
1066, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,You had no right to go out with him.
1067, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"Oh, who? Me?"
1068, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,It's not.
1069, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Then…who did?
1070, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,"You, touching yourself, out!"
1071, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Ben Franklin.
1072, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,Well I don’t have them either. Where are they?
1073, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel, Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
1074, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Joey,I don’t see the baby. Where is it?
1075, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,What?
1076, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,That's closer.
1077, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,Were both of those Joey?
1078, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica, Hi!
1079, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you’re right. You’re right. You can’t help me."
1080, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe,I ate a bug.
1081, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate,",3,Chandler,"Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never."
1082, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?"
1083, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,You’re lookin’ at it upside down—y’know what?  It doesn’t matter.
1084, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,
1085, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,I've lost the will to live.
1086, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,Ross! Janice?!
1087, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay!  Ready! Okay! Gimme an ‘E!’"
1088, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross," Yes, of course they like you!"
1089, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people."
1090, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler,"Uh, HELLO!!"
1091, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah well, maybe she should’ve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom."
1092, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"If she’s no fun, why do you want to date her at all?"
1093, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica, Hi.
1094, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
1095, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?"
1096, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,"I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him."
1097, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Ross, we haven’t done the routine since middle school."
1098, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,…I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
1099, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I want you to wait right here. Come here sweetie."
1100, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel, Hey…
1101, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,...The second guy.
1102, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Monica,Really?!
1103, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Oh, what were the other two?"
1104, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey,"Okay, what if the puppy said, ""Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."""
1105, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Joey,"Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell.  Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?"
1106, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler," ""I do""."
1107, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Oh, ye-ah!"
1108, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?"
1109, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler,"Her ass print is still on your grandmother’s quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?"
1110, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats."
1111, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica, Hey!
1112, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Wait a minute!  My last Kit-Kat bar!
1113, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, that’s fine, maybe you haven’t grown up, but I have."
1114, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"You ah, wanted to see me?"
1115, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,Thats a great movie. <she claps>
1116, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything."
1117, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Okay, look I need your help, I don’t know what to get her for Valentine’s Day."
1118, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"No-no, Kathy."
1119, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley."
1120, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me."
1121, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Really?! Even Ross?
1122, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,This is weird for me!
1123, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,What?
1124, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,Just pull on it.
1125, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Okay.
1126, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey."
1127, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler, What's the matter Joe?
1128, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,"Hey, y’know if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing."
1129, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
1130, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"Yeah, not since I got too strong for you."
1131, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,What?
1132, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. 
1133, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,Great novels?
1134, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! 
1135, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister."
1136, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!
1137, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,Yes... What is the end of that sentence?
1138,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,"No, had it done to me though. Feels good !"
1139, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel," Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!"
1140, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,Because then I don’t have to!
1141, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe, Please?
1142, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
1143, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi.
1144, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone."
1145, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,But I'm...
1146, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes."
1147, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Delicious.
1148, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"I mean I got news for you mister, Emma?  Not easy."
1149, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,You can’t do anything!
1150, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,Good one! Yeah.
1151, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,On the touchy.
1152, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, you’re all set."
1153, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"If I haven’t said it before she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff?  Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?"
1154, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,"Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?"
1155, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go."
1156, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Hey!
1157, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,You mean the spitter?
1158, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel, Hey!
1159, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I’m not here! That’s just my Chinese food!
1160, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,Unless…
1161, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Yeah, cheerie-o!"
1162, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,I’m fourth!  Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
1163, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt."
1164, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,"That’s great, but isn’t it gonna bother that people still think you’re a porn star?"
1165, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,That’s right!
1166, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,Yeah. 
1167, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn."
1168, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple."
1169, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,But honey you don't have to.
1170, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Chandler," Hey, does anybody need anything copied? I’m going down to the Xerox place."
1171, A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person ,1,Phoebe,
1172, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey, I understand.
1173, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.
1174, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,Oh!
1175, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Ross,We have to stop them before something happens!
1176, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want."
1177, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,"Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her."
1178, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, wait, wait! "
1179, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,"Okay, I’m totally cool! "
1180, The Philly,,3,Chandler,"Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out."
1181, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Ross,You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
1182, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,She stole my jeans!
1183, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,Picking Rachel.
1184, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Chandler,"Oh, that's Ross's."
1185, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Huh? 
1186, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
1187, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors."
1188, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Small...
1189, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,Just the matter of ...payment?
1190, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hey.
1191, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Yeah, but this  is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person."
1192, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,"No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa….  And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie."
1193, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,What?!
1194, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Rachel,"Aww Pheebs, that sucks!"
1195, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,What?
1196, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,What?
1197, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,"Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry."
1198, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, yeah."
1199, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight."
1200, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey, No! Drums!
1201, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Well umm…
1202, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that."
1203, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Right!
1204, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"All right, y’know—Fine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! "
1205, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Ross,Because there are naked ladies there.
1206, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Rachel,Hello
1207, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle."
1208, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I’m kinda hungry."
1209, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing.  What, he's my favourite author!"
1210, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ooh... oooh...  Can I ask you a question?
1211, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,Or. We could put a hat on his head.
1212, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. "
1213, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,You sure?
1214, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,I can’t believe you don’t know what I do for a living!
1215, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Ross,"Heavy thing, not getting lighter!"
1216, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, okay."
1217, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
1218, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Ross," Dude, what are you doing?"
1219, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel, What?
1220, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Thank you. 
1221, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Is he gone?
1222, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,. Three hundred and fifty dollars?
1223, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"In a foreign, romantic country…"
1224, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it.  Whoa!
1225, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel, Hey!
1226, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,Word!
1227, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Well, Racquela's right, yeah!"
1228, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes."
1229, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Hi.
1230, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,"Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh?  Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!"
1231, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,What?!
1232, Chandler’s bedroom," he is sleeping with Marjorie, All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler, After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep, There’s a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her, She quickly calms down, This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler’s door, and starts to complain about the noise,",4,Joey,
1233, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Yes. Yes. Yes. 
1234, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,No!
1235, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,I don’t want a ghost.
1236, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Grammy, Best New Artist."
1237, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, I'm dead and no one cares?
1238, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Let's see!  Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack."
1239, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you."
1240, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Guess I don't know. My experience if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya..."
1241, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
1242, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,The job is in Paris. 
1243, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"I mean, you have a lovely home."
1244, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,It’s out on the island. It’s in Massapequa.
1245, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Monica, No you don’t!
1246, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma."
1247, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Phoebe,Does anyone wanna watch TV?
1248, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Oh, nononowaitwaitwaitnono! Uh... we may not know anything about radiators per se, but we do have a certain amount of expertise in the heating and cooling... mileu."
1249, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Joey,Thursday? But that�s Halloween.
1250, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?"
1251, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go  ohhhh!"
1252, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!"
1253, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,Absolutely!
1254, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,Geez!
1255, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,"Ya, you know, Rachel … she’ll do whatever you want. Y’know, you can just walk all over her."
1256, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey,"Hey! Great, you’re home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! "
1257, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Oh, how’d she take it?"
1258, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,I think I need a drink.
1259, Central Perk," Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag,",7,Joey,"I don’t know. You uh, you got something for me?"
1260, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,I'm so sorry!
1261, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this."
1262, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"…and then, we could’ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!"
1263, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,"Y’know what? Don’t worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe."
1264, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica, You’re fired!
1265, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Monica,That’s right.
1266, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,"I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory."
1267, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!"
1268, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth."
1269, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
1270, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Huh. 
1271, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
1272, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,"So, what do you think?"
1273, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Ross,"Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship."
1274, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,That was me and Ross.
1275, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,"Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat."
1276, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"OK, I'm guessing this is from..."
1277, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,Uh-huh.
1278, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,Y'know…go! Go! Right there! 
1279, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,I know! That’s why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
1280, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. "
1281, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!
1282, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,C'mon!
1283, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?
1284, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had."
1285, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,Dry cleaners?
1286, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,Hi Steve!
1287, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Phoebe,Yeah! You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.
1288, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe," No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!"
1289, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"NO!  Or, cut!You know, that's your call!"
1290, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Phoebe,It starts?
1291, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,It’s just so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?!
1292, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
1293, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,Noo. Why?
1294, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross," Happy New Year, Pheebs!"
1295, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
1296, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"Oh, hey, my pleasure.  So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?"
1297, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,"Okay, excuse me for a minute. "
1298, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!"
1299, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"Hey bear, I need some career advice."
1300, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still don’t have a guest list."
1301, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Well, it still has to go, right?"
1302, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"It’s not kicking me, it’s kicking one of the other babies. Oh ! Don’t make me come in there!"
1303, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I really don’t want any——Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross…"
1304, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,"Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?"
1305, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I'm in.
1306, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host."
1307, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Stay away!
1308, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert."
1309, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"If I help, we can find ‘em faster!"
1310, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,Hey!
1311, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"And you’ve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!"
1312, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man."
1313, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Joey,"Um, this?"
1314, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty...."
1315, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Joey,Where have you been?
1316, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,Can’t I just look at the handles on them?
1317, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,"Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'."
1318, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,"OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK."
1319, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!"
1320, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Our guy has great hair.
1321, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?"
1322, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?"
1323, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler, Phil.
1324, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,I don’t know! I guess I just can’t believe any of this is happening.
1325, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God!! You threw Pepper on the fire!
1326, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,I can’t believe we’re here.
1327, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross, I gotta go make a fake Ben.
1328, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,Yes.
1329, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,And Joey.
1330, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
1331, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,"Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little."
1332, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,Oh good!
1333, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"C’mon, seriously, you guys, you’re not going to make me watch this alone!"
1334, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
1335, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends?"
1336, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,"No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. "
1337, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross..."
1338, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,"How-how are you, Mom?"
1339, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah."
1340, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler," You see you can’t tell which one is which either, dwha!!"
1341, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?"
1342, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Tiger!  Joseph, did you even study at all last night?"
1343, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?"
1344, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Joey,"How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free."
1345, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,So! Things can go wrong! You don’t know! What if he doesn’t make it?!
1346, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin..."
1347, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,"But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know."
1348, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
1349, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist."
1350, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Oooh.
1351, Central Perk,,9,Chandler, Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!
1352, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"All right, you’re telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?"
1353, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Be-caaauuuse...
1354, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say."
1355, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her."
1356, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,", yaw..."
1357, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Ross, Hey guys!
1358, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Uh I really don’t know what to tell you Rach, I really don’t. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem."
1359, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. "
1360, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Okay.
1361, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!"
1362, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian."
1363, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"It’s not for me, it’s for Rachel."
1364, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,What's Emma doing today?
1365, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Umm, well let’s see Monica and Chandler are occupied."
1366, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?"
1367, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"I don’t know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. I’ll go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!"
1368, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Rachel,"She’ll be out in a second. So, Chip, how’s umm, Amy Welch?"
1369, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right"
1370, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"Oh, Danny just went into room 217."
1371, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,Is this about Mark?
1372, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?"
1373, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,"I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision?  I'm actually asking you!"
1374, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,I want to do it again.
1375, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Well, then tell him to stop staring!"
1376, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Y’know, I don’t think we’re going to settle this."
1377, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, you’re gonna get together right?"
1378, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Chandler,Tell it again.  Seriously.
1379, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey, Hey! I got great news!
1380, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Rachel,"So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?"
1381, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"Well I don’t know remember exactly but, it’s-it’s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving."
1382, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Joey,"Wow, what-what do you think she wants?"
1383, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"I’m sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Y’know, you fight, you make up, it’s just the way it works."
1384, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,And the eye!
1385, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel, Rach!
1386, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica, Help yourself.
1387, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Right.
1388, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Ready?
1389, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,"Really?  My God, he’s really cute."
1390, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Yeah
1391, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice."
1392, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,Thank God. Food. 
1393, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,"Now sweetie, I know you don’t like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a…supple leather lining."
1394, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross," I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment."
1395, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,"I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job."
1396, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,I’m fourth!  Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
1397, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"I am sorry. I am, but this wedding is just really important to me."
1398, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"Oh hey, you should be excited about him. There’s nothing wrong with him he’s a good guy."
1399, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on."
1400, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Chandler,We have to leave for New York in an hour.
1401, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-"
1402, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Okay.
1403, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!
1404, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey, I like although!
1405, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Definitely!
1406, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid."
1407, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells."
1408, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.
1409, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joey’s chair?
1410, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,No! No we don’t!
1411, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Rachel," No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic."
1412, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes."
1413, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey," Well, I guess we'll never know whose it is!"
1414, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Hey! Hiya!
1415, A Street," Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat ,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
1416, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Rachel,"Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!"
1417, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.
1418, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?"
1419, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Joey, Oh my.
1420, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Just double checking  No!
1421, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,And you would?
1422, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!"
1423, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Is that a swing?
1424, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Ok...ay.
1425, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Goodnight.
1426, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, yeah he has to stay in Tulsa this weekend
1427, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross, There's something you didn't know about your dad!
1428, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her."
1429, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Ahhh! 
1430, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better.."
1431, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Did she look 16?
1432, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa "
1433, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Man, I feel like I’m coming down with something."
1434, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,Hi Joey’s sisters!
1435, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,What the hell was that?!
1436, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Rachel," Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?"
1437, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,I see pizza!
1438, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Rachel,Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!
1439, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"Don’t worry about that man, that happens."
1440, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!
1441, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,Really? What changed your mind?
1442, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,But I'm bursting with u-hu!
1443, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"Oh, hey, my pleasure.  So what are your intentions with my Phoebe?"
1444, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?
1445, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"No, you’re not an idiot, Ross. You’re a guy very much in love."
1446, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, totally!"
1447, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
1448, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?"
1449, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
1450, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,Yeah?
1451, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, great! We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. "
1452, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, it’s Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So… What are you gonna do?"
1453, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
1454, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Yay!
1455, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,"Yeah, if you’re really hungry.  It was a joke, I made a joke."
1456, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?"
1457, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, we’re, we’re actually just gonna walk ‘cause it’s right up there at the Angelica."
1458, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?"
1459, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Chandler,Hey!
1460, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!"
1461, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he made a move on me."
1462, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,Oh that’s right!
1463, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
1464, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Monica,"Rachel, what are you doing? It’s freezing out here. Would you come back inside?"
1465, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Sweet!
1466, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. 
1467, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?!  And-and Chandler’s tellin’ ya how much he hates marriage?!
1468, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Come on, Mom, I’ll take you home."
1469, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Joey,"It’ll kill him. I mean it’ll, it’ll just kill him."
1470, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.
1471, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Well, start looking."
1472, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Oh that’s too bad. It’s true, but too bad."
1473, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
1474, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody nose—I mean I-I’m not proud of it but, I really am. And it’s all because of you, wonderful, amazing you."
1475, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks."
1476, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"No, Mike, no, no. You wanna pick me, I mean... watch!  Huh?"
1477, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Monica,"Wait, now, what am I doing again?"
1478, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica,What?
1479, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, I’ve got to walk out of here right now, ‘cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I don’t think I could do it again."
1480, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You'd tell me if you were moving out right
1481, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Ohh, okay."
1482, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
1483, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, ""I’m gay! I’m gay!"" Can I bring her in?"
1484, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
1485, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Oh my god, oh, you guys are great."
1486, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay. 
1487, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,What?!
1488, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,Hello?
1489, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,"Well, if-if she thought they were on a break…"
1490, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide."
1491, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,"So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?"
1492,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,"I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!"
1493, Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area,9,Monica, That's weird...it's empty!
1494, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?"
1495, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
1496, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel, So what's going on with you?
1497, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football."
1498, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties on"
1499, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,Hi.
1500, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,What about the time difference?
1501, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Yeah? Well, I don’t want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. "
1502, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Are you sure?
1503, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Okay, maybe he’s not his best friend, but …"
1504, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out."
1505, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn’t count."
1506, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel," Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought."
1507, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go."
1508, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!"
1509, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
1510, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Huh? 
1511, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! "
1512, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,Sex in his chair.
1513, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,…how about I move in with you?
1514, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Me too.
1515, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Hey, check me out, I’m a slut!"
1516, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica,"Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as...  ""gay as the day is long""?"
1517, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Joey,Yep. 
1518, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,Department of Sanitation?
1519, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No, I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence."
1520, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,Oh my God Stu! I-I can’t believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she’s a hooker?
1521, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Ross,
1522, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Chandler,"That's sweet, Joey."
1523, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,Yeah.
1524, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Sure, what do you want to see?"
1525, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Hi, I’m back. Listen, I need to..."
1526, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,These little women. Wow!
1527, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Wow! I can’t believe that’s our baby.
1528, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Catwoman, hands down."
1529, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. "
1530, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Phoebe,"Now… —Oh—oh! All right, I’ll pound on him in the morning."
1531, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat ,6,Monica,
1532, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,Nothing…
1533, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,And who pays for that?
1534, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and I’m so sorry for your loss.
1535, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe,So you wouldn’t mind if he was dating someone else?
1536, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"
1537, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,You’re supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
1538, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!"
1539, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,Yeah?!
1540, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, four times."
1541, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"No, I’ve looked everywhere!"
1542, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What?! It is?! 
1543, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler, Well hello!
1544, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, ""Hmm, noodle soup."" "
1545, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I’m talking about it.  Don’t-don’t you—Wh—Wha—Hey!!"
1546, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Yeah that’s great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day."
1547, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,I could ask her to live with me!
1548, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Yeah.
1549, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,Is Joey here?
1550, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night."
1551, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe, Man alive!
1552, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Ross,"Uh, I haven't."
1553, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Here, I got five, I got five. "
1554, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler, We didn’t play it!!
1555, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica," Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!"
1556, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica, Cups.
1557, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Keep dancing.
1558, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel, Chandler!! Are you gonna call her!
1559, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Make it fifty!
1560, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker."
1561, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Monica,That cold makes you sound so great.
1562, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,All right. But if you weren’t my best friend.
1563, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,"Well, she’s not going to find them lying in the grass like that."
1564, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,No. Why?
1565, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Thanks.
1566, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Yeah.
1567, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,"No. Is there anyway, anyway you think he’ll understand this?"
1568, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,Hi.
1569, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,No. I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
1570, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?"
1571, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey," No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler."
1572, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,"Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency."
1573, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Phoebe,I know.
1574, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night."
1575, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!"
1576, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there."
1577, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
1578, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
1579, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler,"This isn’t one of those uh, y’know ""If she doesn’t come, we-we don’t, we don’t come?"" Right? Because I already bought my ticket…"
1580, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler, Ni-hi-ice!
1581, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,Amazing... amazing.
1582, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,A face ass?
1583, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel,What?!
1584, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Sneaky.
1585, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. "
1586, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Why not?
1587, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
1588, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey,Cage closed?
1589, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,"Oh, she’s gonna love that!"
1590, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,Sandy made Madeleines.
1591, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So why don’t you quit?
1592, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I’m up all night!
1593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,She's bluffing!
1594, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe’s. Why were you even watching it?"
1595, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,Ooh. 
1596, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler,
1597, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe, How do you feel?
1598, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,But...
1599, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So why don’t you quit?
1600, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box?
1601, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"And, I love you!! "
1602, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,He’s retiling my floor. 
1603, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,No! Rachel is meeting us here.
1604, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Okay.
1605, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,No! Why?
1606, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
1607, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey, That guy’s like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
1608, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite!  Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer."
1609, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,Just come.
1610, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, I’m with Ben."
1611, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"It’s okay! It’s okay! It kicked once, it’ll kick again!"
1612, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Uh huh! If it’s a girl, Phoebe, and if it’s a boy, Phoebo!"
1613, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Joey,"There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!"
1614, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,"Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, "
1615, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Okay. 
1616, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? "
1617, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"I wasn’t sure which one Mary-Angela was.  Look, I’m sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar."
1618, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Joey,I kinda feel like it's my fault.
1619, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?"
1620, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! "
1621, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,Joey's a sex addict.
1622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Oh, it’s just like a bloodbath in here today."
1623, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Rachel,Get off.
1624, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Hey.
1625," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points."
1626, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
1627, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Bye!
1628, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel," Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?"
1629, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!
1630,,,3,Monica,
1631, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,If!
1632, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Well, deep-deep-deep down!"
1633, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"You had a rough day, uh?"
1634, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all ""Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..."" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!"
1635, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"Yes, exactly!"
1636, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Yeah! All right! You go first.
1637, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Was it...?
1638, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace."
1639, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it won’t be so bad.
1640, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,Really?
1641, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
1642, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Monica, This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
1643, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,Who?
1644, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Yes, yes!"
1645, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team."
1646, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this.  What?"
1647, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.
1648, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,Excuse us! 
1649, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Why are- why are you so tanned?
1650, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Well, y'know, possibly.  You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?"
1651, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special."
1652, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,My mom will.
1653, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe, Easy. Step. How did it get on?
1654, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!
1655, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Oh, tell me about it. And she’s been on the show forever, it’s gonna be really hard to fill her shoes."
1656, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,That’s crazy.
1657, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!"
1658, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,"Oh, good for you!"
1659, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,If the school finds out you’re fired.
1660, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,What?
1661, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,Can I please be there when you tell her? 
1662, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?
1663, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I saw her this morning walkin’ it by the park."
1664, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,I don't know!
1665, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,What he wants to buy your baby?!
1666, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,"I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!"
1667, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,"Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game."
1668, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,Oh my god.  It's all here. What made you save it all these years? 
1669, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I don’t know any of it and I’m the father. I wish I’d be more involved y’know."
1670, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, it's my mom's."
1671, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Joey,Tell us!
1672, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,"Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything."
1673, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Chandler,"You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it. "
1674, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Ross!
1675, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, umm that’s Whitney , Kyle’s ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y’know divert her so that we can slip out?"
1676, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,That's not specific to girls.
1677, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,Because we won our apartment back!
1678, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? "
1679, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,I look like a man??
1680, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
1681, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"It’ll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship."
1682, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud."
1683, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,I don’t want a ghost.
1684, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,It’s Chandler’s way of pretending he didn’t take mime.
1685,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Never.
1686, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
1687, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Everybody…
1688, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Staying out of the way.
1689, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Chandler, …there’ll be sun.
1690, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Joey,"Dude, tell me she actually told you this."
1691, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,"No, I am."
1692, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,Oh cool!
1693, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. That’s why I can’t take this job."
1694, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!"
1695, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,She is a kook.
1696, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,I don’t know why you just don’t say left.
1697, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ok... ""Emma just said gleba""!"
1698, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica, Now?
1699, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica," Ooh, are you gonna do magic?"
1700, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. Okay, so um, I bunnied first so that means I get to pick first. Joey."
1701, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1702, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?"
1703, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel, I have a date with Danny.
1704, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Oh my God!
1705, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Eh!
1706, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
1707, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?"
1708, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Um... my... father.
1709, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,And yet I never run into Beyonce!
1710, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh no, you're the best."
1711, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,I-I already told him everything!  You shush!!
1712, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Joey,Come on!
1713, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
1714, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,I know.
1715, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,Why? What happened now?
1716, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe,Yeah!
1717, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,"You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?"
1718, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
1719, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Oh…
1720, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,You don't know that.
1721, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,That's what it seemed like.
1722, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,It's not the time Charlie.
1723, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you."
1724, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Oh.
1725, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,"Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh… "
1726, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,It's Joey.
1727, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like..."
1728, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Look. Look, I wasn’t going to say anything to you, but... All right, I don’t think you should be seeing Tommy anymore."
1729, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!"
1730, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut."
1731, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe," Aww, Pheebs."
1732, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?"
1733, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Yeah, but I got cous-cous!"
1734, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,That was weird.
1735, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross,What?!
1736, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it."
1737, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Yeah?
1738, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel," Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there."
1739, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya."
1740, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Okay. Have a great time you guys.
1741, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Guess whose middle name is Muriel.
1742, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,Hey!
1743, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,"Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?"
1744, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Wait, you like them with me."
1745, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, somebody will."
1746, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Rachel,"Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. "
1747, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Seriously, we're gonna do this?"
1748, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,I was the pile of coats!
1749, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Yeah well, too bad we’re gonna have to return them."
1750, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Open up! Open up! Open up!
1751, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"No? Y’know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue."
1752, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
1753, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel," Wow! Umm, y’know, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldn’t."
1754, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know."
1755, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,"Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?"
1756, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.
1757, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Who is it?
1758, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"Hi, Lauren."
1759, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,"I am so, so, so, so sorry!"
1760, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?
1761, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica," Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!"
1762, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Got it.
1763, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,Joey you broke my chair!!
1764, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Phoebe, Y’know she has a face Ross!
1765, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,"Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?"
1766, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,
1767, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Alright, alright, alright..."
1768, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,Ooh! Hi!
1769, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!"
1770, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you’d be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!"
1771, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch."
1772, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"That's easy, baggage claim."
1773, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Right.
1774, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that."
1775, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Well, we were just talkin’ about you guys gettin’ married and how great it is."
1776, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!
1777, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Ok.  Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian."
1778, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I have to pee. If I don’t come out in five minutes it’s because I’ve choked to death on the potpourri stink. "
1779, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,Yes! Rent!
1780, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. My youngest sister, Dina, she’s really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y’know, to give her some advice."
1781, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,Yeah.
1782, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,No-o-o!  No way!
1783, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, no wonder I don't feel full."
1784, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,
1785, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey," Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too."
1786, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,I know.
1787, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, have a great wedding!"
1788, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,"I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him."
1789, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey guys!
1790, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?"
1791, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,You got married to fast.
1792, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, y’know what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy you’d like to take to a ball? ""Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?""  ""Uhh, okay—I gotta go!"""
1793, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,So?
1794, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Ross,Where in Cuba?
1795," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey,Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for.  OOOH!
1796, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I can't wait!"
1797, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,That’s right.
1798, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,No!
1799, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back."
1800, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica, All right! You and me! Let’s go! Right now!
1801, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,Not necessarily...
1802, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Get out! 
1803, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I-I heard.  Ohh, I’m so happy for you!"
1804, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Joey,Isn’t that great?
1805, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Okay, two things didn’t happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out that’s not true."
1806, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,"Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!"
1807, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. "
1808, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Monica,Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
1809, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,I’m so glad you’re going on this trip!
1810, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh, dude I’m so sorry!"
1811, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,"Oh, I don't think it was desperate, I think it was amazing!"
1812, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,"In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. "
1813, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?"
1814, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel, Hi
1815, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now."
1816, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,I do. I really do. I don’t know anything.
1817, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents!"
1818, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?"
1819, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?"
1820, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,I do too a little bit.
1821, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Okay.
1822, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,Yeah but I didn’t read anything.
1823, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,so you don't think I'm a total freak
1824, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle."
1825, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"I’m so worried about him, y’know?"
1826, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know! 
1827, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica, What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
1828, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Aww, thank you."
1829, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh hey! So, how did your doctor’s appointment go?"
1830, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,Larry?
1831, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
1832, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Y’know what… 
1833, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then  to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess."
1834, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,No! 
1835, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!"
1836, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,"Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me.  Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me."
1837, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! 
1838, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey, That's-ah what I suspected-ah.
1839, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here..."
1840, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, totally."
1841, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?"
1842, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,Hey.
1843, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,Ugh!
1844, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah."
1845, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Thank you!  All right, I gotta go unpack."
1846, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Sorry!
1847, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
1848, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,All right are you guys gonna come down?
1849, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Hey!
1850, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica," Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?"
1851, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,Why?
1852, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe, Speech! Speech! Let’s hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
1853, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!"
1854, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"Okay, I guess it's just flan for three! Hey, hey, that rhymed!"
1855, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica, Damn! It's empty!
1856, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Ross," This blue suit, or this brown one?"
1857, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, oh! It's on again!"
1858, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,
1859, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Monica,"Uh, huh. "
1860, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, let’s say more!"
1861, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,What?
1862, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,"Try it, I can't feel a thing! "
1863, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,That guy’s still doing that?!
1864, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,There’s a dude?
1865, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this."
1866, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"All right, all right, at least I’m prepared."
1867, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,"Oh great! That means I’m stuck with, ""So, we were watching you in there  and you were sittin’ right here! Whoa!"""
1868, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, kicking a guy in the crotch all morning really takes it out of ya!"
1869, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried..."
1870, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Huh umm…
1871, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Hey.
1872, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. "
1873, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I got too excited!"
1874, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,Yeah.
1875, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Off?!!
1876, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,That only took me an hour.
1877, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Wow! And I’m a vegetarian! All right, all right, well I’m sorry, we’ll put some ice on it."
1878, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!"
1879, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday,  same as the day before."
1880, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell."
1881, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,"Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh..."
1882, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET."
1883, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler, My friend’s name is Joey.
1884, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,Oh.
1885, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"OK, turn around.  I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this."
1886, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,Yeah!
1887, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey, Chandler? A word.
1888, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"All right, I’m gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it."
1889, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
1890, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Can I finish my story?!
1891, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Just tell me how.
1892, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
1893, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
1894, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"That is so sweet, you guys. "
1895, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,…betrothed couple.
1896, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, okay... good."
1897, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no, one of those ‘look for the hidden meaning’ songs."
1898, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"It’s heads.  Gentlemen, pick your category."
1899, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides it’s getting darker and more painful, that means it’s healing."
1900, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica,"So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm..."
1901, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Joey,Yeah! 
1902, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Uh-oh.
1903, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
1904, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
1905, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Okay, you watch too much TV."
1906, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica," Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!"
1907, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"Rach, you sure you wanna do this?"
1908, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God! So was she! Oh, I’ve got-I’ve got goose bumps. "
1909, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,"Yeah, of course, Donald."
1910, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah right over there."
1911, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"What? Yeah! Sure! Uh, look at the uh, the reason…—Is it hot in here?"
1912, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,"G'bye, Nana. "
1913, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,Not Joey.
1914, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Challenge extended.
1915, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Phoebe, Yeah I know; we’d be great together!
1916, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,From the tequila factory?
1917, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,Why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person!
1918, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Gettin’ drunk and going to a strip club.
1919, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed."
1920, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Joey, Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
1921, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,Oh my god!
1922, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins."
1923, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,Thanks.
1924, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Okay!
1925, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends."
1926, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey, Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
1927, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"That's some gentle comedy, dude. "
1928, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Oh.
1929, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Um, yeah, you want Ursula, and I'm Phoebe. Twin sisters! Seriously."
1930, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,How’s my little boy?
1931, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh, y’know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel."
1932, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Yes, second in two years. Third overall."
1933, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
1934, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys."
1935, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes."
1936, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,"You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?"
1937, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
1938, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
1939, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,Little village people.
1940, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,"So, does that mean the audition is off?"
1941, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,Yeah!
1942, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Phoebe, you had a date three days ago."
1943, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler, Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!
1944, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Must pee. 
1945, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,What?!
1946, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy."
1947, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,Would you excuse us for a second?  Umm…. what are you doing?
1948, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,"Hi, honey! I’m home!"
1949, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,And?
1950, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler, All right! Let’s do it!
1951, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead."
1952, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,"I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way."
1953, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did."
1954, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,I guess.
1955, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Is he okay in there?
1956, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?"
1957, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,Really?
1958, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!"
1959, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Monica,"He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! It’s not even a song!"
1960, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,Oh. What?
1961, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,"Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet."
1962, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,No you don’t!
1963, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,"Hey, Ross, want some cider?"
1964, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?
1965, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,How ya doin’?
1966, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,"She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!  Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!"
1967, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class."
1968, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,I can’t answer that! Chandler’s my husband.
1969, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,
1970, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,"Joey, are you sure?"
1971, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,You a little sad about that sweetheart?
1972, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Hey, Pheebs!"
1973, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler," What do you need, what do you need?"
1974, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica,"I’ll get everybody else  I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past."
1975, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Wait a minute. That wasn’t a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
1976, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Why does everyone keep saying that?
1977, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,That might work! 
1978, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,I hate that guy.
1979, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,What?!
1980, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room do you?
1981, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,"Why don’t you use ours across the hall, ‘cause she…has…problems."
1982, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey," Hey, that coupon expires, you know."
1983, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica," Thank you Joey, thank you so much!"
1984, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe, You’ll see!! You’ll all see!!
1985, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Well, if you see him could you please tell him I'm looking for him?"
1986, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica,What kinda stuff?
1987, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Monica,No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
1988, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Phoebe,Yes.
1989, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!"
1990, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, I’ll do whatever you want."
1991, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Oh man, pizza? I like pizza.  Put olives on the pizza."
1992, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey, Maybe you’ll order a little sangria?
1993, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey, You were right. He is funny.
1994, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,"I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again."
1995, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common."
1996, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
1997, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,I-I just thought you were doing so well. I…
1998, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
1999, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Actually that-that’s not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found… "
2000, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,
2001, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Y’know, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue."
2002, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Monica,"Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju—"
2003, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,The test is ready.
2004, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,Well that puts me in a difficult position.
2005, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"What, what, what?"
2006, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Joey,"Nope, got it and I got yours  too."
2007, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
2008, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,And that makes you angry because…
2009, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?
2010, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,"Yeah. Uh, …six dollars?"
2011, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,What uh—What did you—What?!
2012, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?"
2013, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he made a move on me."
2014, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah! Why?
2015, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,Ha! I'm just messing with you.
2016, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Hey Monica!
2017, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica, We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
2018, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"All right, try pedaling."
2019, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,You’re a genius!
2020, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?
2021, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross, Is everything allright?
2022, inside Central Perk,,3,Monica,"So, Chandler, who’s on your list?"
2023, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Uh, 1030."
2024, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh... you're so sexy!
2025, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!"
2026, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"That’s a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?"
2027, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?  Spud-nik. Spudnik!"
2028, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
2029, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Chandler,Yeah. And what you’re doing feels so good.
2030, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Oh that’s terrible. I’m-I’m really sorry.
2031, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"No, I’m good. "
2032, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,All right.  ‘Candy and Cookie?’
2033, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,You are so just doing this out of spite.
2034, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Alright, alright, hey y’know fair is fair, "
2035, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica, Hey!
2036, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,
2037, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross," Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! We’re just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that’s not scary right?"
2038, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,What is he doing here?!
2039, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
2040, The Hospital," Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive,   They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney,",1,Rachel,"I meant er,  young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach."
2041, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
2042, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"Come here, check this out!"
2043, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, ‘cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there’s your admirer. "
2044, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"No not okay, you can’t look for Monica’s presents!"
2045, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay."
2046, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,"Sorry I ah, I scared you in there."
2047, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
2048, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"Yeah, let-let-let’s pretend that’s not true."
2049, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that."
2050, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Well, so, you-you’ll get a job here! I mean, I’m always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!"
2051, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Rachel,Oh! 
2052, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I know."
2053, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,Sure.
2054, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,People can hear you.
2055, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"So you guys go, have a really good time."
2056, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,"Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here.  What if the baby needs him?"
2057, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,You are my Everest.
2058, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,You're on!
2059, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Okay. So, can I serve you a little of—What? What? What? "
2060, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!"
2061, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Seriously?
2062, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. "
2063, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,Helps a little.
2064, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,That’s not really porn.
2065, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I heard that."
2066, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica," Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt."
2067, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday…
2068, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Hm-hmm!
2069, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,Wow!
2070, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey,Damnit! 
2071, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldn’t give to be that can of  condensed milk."
2072, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,"Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding."
2073, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,Yeah! Look! 
2074, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"No no no, I’ll be nice, I swear!!!   Could you just give me the number for where they are?"
2075, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Wow! You do?
2076, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...  Did I say that out loud?
2077, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Phoebe,Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! 
2078, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"I’m-I’m just saying, don’t freak out until you’re a hundred percent sure."
2079, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,Yeah?
2080, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,Oh that's okay.
2081, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,Really?
2082, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,"She’s moving on! Okay, if it’s not this guy, it’s gonna be somebody else! And unless you’re thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? It’s over."
2083, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?
2084, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Could be Casey.
2085, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Okay.
2086, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey, It’s got ‘em!
2087, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,I know.
2088, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? ‘Cause I think I read it!
2089, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,"So, what are you gonna do?"
2090, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,Happy birthday!!!
2091, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,What-what if I marry Ross—Or Joey?
2092, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,"All right, I’ll take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and that’s it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds.  Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?"
2093, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George."
2094, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
2095, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"No, it’s positive."
2096, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Are you serious?
2097, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?"
2098, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so... ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel."
2099, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Chandler,"Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!"
2100, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Ross,"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen."
2101, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Yes have you seen any?
2102, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"I say, 'I am there!' Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?"
2103, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Joey,I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
2104, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off..."
2105, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!"
2106, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ll sit down. "
2107, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,Oh my God Stu! I-I can’t believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she’s a hooker?
2108, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,I do the same thing.
2109, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this...  HUGE engagement ring!"
2110, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?"
2111, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Phoebe,Hey.
2112, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,What?!
2113, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?"
2114, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
2115, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
2116, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well it stupid, unfair question!"
2117, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Well y'know ‘cause Rachel and I used to go out.
2118, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Hey!
2119, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Ross,"Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y’know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles…"
2120, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Don’t-don’t hurt the puppy.
2121, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,That’s…kinda hot.
2122, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,"Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version."
2123, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk,",10,Rachel,So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
2124, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,That doesn’t sound like thinking to me!
2125, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Mindy.
2126, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Oh, okay."
2127, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites.  Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you."
2128, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,Sure.
2129, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey, He's back! The peeper's back!
2130, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, oh, about three months."
2131, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,"Hey, it’s my list."
2132, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"Here we go. Mona umm, I think it’s time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us."
2133, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Phoebe,"well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?"
2134, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...
2135, Joey's,,9,Joey,"Ha, oh, of course."
2136, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious."
2137, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Ross,What's going on?
2138, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe," Well, some things are just hard to say to your face."
2139, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,"Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!"
2140, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Ross,Yes! My baby’s finally free!
2141, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
2142, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,We could get that Everest video though.
2143, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?"
2144, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel," So umm, what's this book about?"
2145, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,Right- where we've been looking all night!
2146, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,"That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?"
2147, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,"Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it.  You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day."
2148, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Your mother told you this?
2149, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Oh gosh, she's going to kill me."
2150, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!"
2151, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this!  Ok. Aha! You like that huh?"
2152, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, can you really tapdance?"
2153, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Ross,It really was.
2154, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden."
2155, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does."
2156, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not."
2157, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword."
2158, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,We don’t know.
2159, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,Hello? Hello?
2160, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's ",5,Rachel,
2161, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Show me where?
2162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,If!
2163, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished..."
2164, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,No.
2165, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,"I love the ""I forgot the present"" fake out!"
2166, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler," Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!"
2167, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Especially Ross!
2168, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Phoebe,"It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!"
2169, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel," Hey, what's-what's going on?!"
2170, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Yay—oh—yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!"
2171, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?"
2172, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Rachel, Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Don’t go in there! Don’t go in there! I need another soda!
2173, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,Better?
2174, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
2175, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. "
2176, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk,",10,Rachel,That's shocking!
2177, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something..."
2178, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey! What’s up?
2179, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,Phoebe?  You gotta come with me!
2180, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
2181, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Shall I carve?
2182, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,"You really, really need to get some sleep, honey."
2183, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Will! From high school.
2184, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,What?!
2185, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?"
2186, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross, Are you sure?
2187, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,"Come on! Come on, if we have sex again it’ll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closet’s still available?"
2188, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica," So, did you do it?"
2189, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel, That almost hit me in the face.
2190, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Okay! Okay! We can take a hint!  What are you doing here?!
2191, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"Well sorry, that’s what I do on dates."
2192, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,Done!
2193, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Oh no. Dad! Dad! What… Oh God…everything’s ruined! Dad, she’s gonna be crushed!"
2194, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Uma Thurman.
2195, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Dad! There’s Ross , why don’t you go talk to him?"
2196, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new……old sheet?"
2197, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,Yes! Yes! Unreasonable!
2198, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe, Come on Ross. We’re sorry. Please tell us what it is.
2199, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,
2200, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,Maybe it was the guy.
2201, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica, Thank you.
2202, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
2203, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Take the top down did ya?
2204, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Can I get you some water?
2205, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Ross, what are you talking about?  oh! Oh my God! They put my baby’s face on a penis!"
2206, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I…uh, you gotta have something."
2207, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey, Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!
2208, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Yep.
2209, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl."
2210, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,"So, do you know what you’re gonna call her yet?"
2211, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica,"Very good,  so good."
2212, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?"
2213, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"I won’t give you anything, but you’ll owe me 2.95."
2214, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,Still on Amelia Earhart?
2215, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Okay!
2216, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Oo...what's in the bag?
2217, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah...
2218, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
2219, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Okay. Well be careful with her, she’s really tiny."
2220, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
2221, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Betrothed… 
2222, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,All right.
2223, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, just some good faith money to hold the date."
2224, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
2225, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Phoebe,"Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything."
2226, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,You did? What was he talking about?
2227, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,"Well, y'know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true."
2228, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,I know!
2229, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,All right.
2230, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night."
2231, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Chandler, Hey Pheebs!
2232, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Whoa, for like months?"
2233, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Do you know which one you're gonna be?
2234, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"Oh, I-I don’t think there’s any trail."
2235, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something."
2236, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,"Hey, it’ll grow back, right? And she-she’s really fun, and she’s cool, and-and I’m finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so , y'know? Y'know, and I’m finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesn’t work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?"
2237, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey, It’s a pleasure to meet you Ray.
2238, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,Okay.  My word! Those are snug.
2239, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Joey,Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
2240, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,This is it. Unless we're on a break.
2241, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,No you don't.
2242, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,What a pity stay?
2243, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica, Mmh... this cake is amazing!
2244, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"No-no, oh, I’m fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking it’s tongue down my little brother’s throat!"
2245, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Chandler,Check out the ring.
2246, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,".....Well, this is still ruined, right?"
2247, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Come feel this! Come feel my belly!
2248, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,Ohh that’s great!
2249, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window."
2250, The Gym," Chandler and Mr, Geller are heading for the whirlpool room,",7,Chandler,"So you understand, I’d feel a lot more comfortable if you didn’t tell people what happened. Y’know, I’m a little…I’m a little embarrassed about it."
2251, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical!"
2252, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor.  What?"
2253, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start.  but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here..."
2254, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y’know now it’s like…things are different.
2255, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!"
2256, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Phoebe, you had a date three days ago."
2257, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane."
2258, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica," Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp."
2259, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,"Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee."
2260, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Yes, while I was in the chair! That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!"
2261, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd."
2262, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,Then I got all needy and clingy.
2263, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"Look, I’m sorry."
2264, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,Y’know what’s more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Y’know what’s even more generous than that?!!
2265, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,And those guys were this  close to lettin’ us play this time too.
2266, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,All right.
2267, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, there’s no such thing as an innocent burger."
2268, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Okay, I see what's going on here."
2269, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there."
2270, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!"
2271, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"No, I don’t want to tell you."
2272, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Who was that?
2273, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Rachel,"Look, y’know I know my life’s going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people who’ve accomplished so many other goals by the time they’re thirty."
2274, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
2275, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that we’re trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she’s l-l-lookin’ up at us and smiling right now."
2276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"That’s not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I’m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. "
2277, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Chandler,"Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred."
2278, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel,"Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident."
2279, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,"Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the-  -the bus stop... I'm fine."
2280, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,That doesn't seem fair.
2281, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Ross,"Why, why, why would you dream that?"
2282, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?"
2283, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Hey!
2284, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Oh my God.
2285, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,It’s a legitimate learning technique.  Wow!
2286, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,I don’t want you to see me naked!
2287, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?"
2288, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden-  So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city."
2289, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"Aww, man. That’s the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he’s my roommate, she’s gonna tell him what I did."
2290, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay."
2291, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Rachel,Yeah honey you don’t believe her do you?
2292, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples."
2293, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,"Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing."
2294, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Uh... to the bathroom.
2295, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,Phoebe…
2296, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Oh right, ‘cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks."
2297, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Monica,"Erica, are you okay?"
2298, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too."
2299, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross, And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
2300, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try…"
2301, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,No I didn't!
2302, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
2303, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe, You completely stole my answer!
2304, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Yeah?
2305, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
2306, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Phoebe?
2307, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?"
2308, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,Yeah me too.
2309, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! 
2310, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
2311, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,
2312, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Yeah! Yeah!
2313, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!  Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream."
2314, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Ow! Ow! Oh, no-no-no!"
2315, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Rachel, it’s going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here."
2316, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Hey, you're not Kip!"
2317, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase ""Yes indeedy-o."""
2318, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"Hello, people who do not live here."
2319, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers."
2320, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,I don’t think you have much choice.
2321, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
2322, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
2323, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Well, you can help me!"
2324, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
2325, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? "
2326, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Oh my God, the adoption lady is early!"
2327, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Joey,Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
2328, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Ross,What kind of problem?
2329, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Wow. There it is, I see it."
2330, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel, What’s your favourite thing about summertime?
2331, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Yeah, what, what was I thinking?"
2332, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Well, thanks. I grow it myself.  Y’know who also has great hair is Joey!"
2333, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"Good, good yeah,  ""Oops."""
2334, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,Ha!
2335, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,How was the game?
2336, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
2337, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, good."
2338, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,"He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background.  Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!"
2339, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,200 dollars.
2340, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,My Giant? I love that movie!
2341, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Hey!
2342, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,What?!
2343, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..."
2344, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,I didn't get it?
2345, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,It didn’t.
2346, Ross's new apartment," he is showing his boss, Dr, Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life,",5,Ross,Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I—What?  GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2347, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.
2348, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No.
2349, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, Theodore... Bitsy... What a delight!
2350, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel," Okay. Umm… I-I…uh, wow. Are you uh… How did umm… When?"
2351, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Two, I think a two."
2352, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"Good for you.  Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?"
2353, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler,
2354, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,"Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy."
2355, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,"Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?"
2356, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um..."
2357, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica,"Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. "
2358, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,Eh? We’ll show him!
2359, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe, I... I'm Phoebe.
2360, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,No!
2361, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Chandler,"Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I’m… "
2362, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Monica,Hey!
2363, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,Oh I don’t know honey. It’s gonna be really late.
2364, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you don’t cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it won’t matter to me."
2365, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,"I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie!  Come, please come in. Come in."
2366, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,What?
2367, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay.  I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?"
2368, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey," Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or I’m the one who dates her."
2369, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, see you later!"
2370, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"First of all, I'm not losing..."
2371, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. "
2372, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater."
2373, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,You okay?
2374, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Are you Joey?
2375, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window."
2376, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe, Hey.
2377, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Joey,Hey!
2378, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Six years? Wow... It's almost as long as highschool...
2379, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Haaaa...  ... ahhhh!
2380, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey," Hit me, hit me."
2381, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross, Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn’t as bad as-as…
2382, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Bye bye.
2383, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Yes. I mean, it’s what we always planned.  And if you have a plan, you should stick to it.  That’s why they call them plans.  Hello?  I’m fine."
2384, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?
2385, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! 
2386, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!"
2387, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,"Aw. Hey, Pheebs, want this? "
2388, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state."
2389, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
2390, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Chandler,Sure!
2391, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Okay, good night!"
2392, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Okay 
2393, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,Wow! That’s so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.
2394, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"No, we can go to Williamsburg."
2395, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe, I’m breaking up with you!
2396, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,What?
2397, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
2398, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,What? You weren’t in it.
2399, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Of course, of course."
2400, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?"
2401, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,What?
2402, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,"Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen."
2403, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Wow! Just like in the pros.
2404, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,"Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?"
2405, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,"He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-..."
2406, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Okay, if it means that much to you…"
2407, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Well, I don’t really know what that is, but let’s!!"
2408, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Should we do something?
2409, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,No.
2410, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
2411, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Sounds like he's with someone.
2412, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,There was no song.  There was no song!
2413, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,Okay.
2414, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Relax your hand!
2415, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah. That makes sense.
2416, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!
2417, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made."
2418, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing."
2419, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey," Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I…."
2420, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,And we didn’t have sex.
2421, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Come on, give me something. What's his name?"
2422, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again."
2423, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Y'know what, y'know what, I’m-I’m not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. You’re the one that bailed on us. You’re the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!"
2424, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Whatever dude, you kissed a guy."
2425, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Of course not.
2426, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Phoebe," You guys, he's beautiful!"
2427, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Come on Phoebe, let’s go! Come on, it’s time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game."
2428, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,It’s the theme from Good Will Humping.
2429, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,I got fired.
2430, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah? Well, how’d she take it?"
2431, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Chandler," Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream."
2432, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, um, I can’t fly. I’m having my brother’s babies."
2433, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Me too...
2434, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Chandler,He's open!
2435, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,"Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day."
2436, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you."
2437, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time."
2438, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,Monica!
2439, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, y’know, I’m kinda musical."
2440, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,What about the closeness?
2441, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both."
2442, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,That’s a really long time.
2443, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,Yeah. You’re right. Hey I-I can do that.
2444, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler, I can't believe it! We're here!
2445, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,No. I don’t think so.
2446, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,Although I was married to her.
2447, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,Got me.
2448, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Joey,I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.
2449, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,Well there you have it!
2450, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross," Nono, that would be me again."
2451, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, pretty nice, huh? Now who’s a pushover?"
2452, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,
2453, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"No, but come on, we’re off to a great start aren’t we? I knew I’d get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!"
2454, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,Why’s that?
2455, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel," Oh my God, I gotta go to work!"
2456, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?"
2457, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,No way!
2458, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"That's right. [Scene Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]"
2459, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Bye Chandler.
2460, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Ross,What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!
2461, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Monica,… everybody we know? Yeah.
2462, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Chandler,What?
2463, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Thanks.
2464, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Rachel,What is it?
2465, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?"
2466, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. "
2467, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"It's open!  Hi, Joe!"
2468, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,"Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!"
2469, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,"Oopsey, missed it!"
2470, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I know! I know!
2471, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,That can’t be your father.
2472, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey,"That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there."
2473, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would have been wrong."
2474, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,What’s that on the bottom?
2475, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,Secret affair!
2476, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Oh, she’s got you running errands, y’know, picking up wedding dresses…  Wah-pah!"
2477, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Chandler,"Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech?  ""When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"""
2478, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"I want to. I love her so much, but I’m afr…It’s too huge."
2479, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, you’re gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord."
2480, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Right, I'll see you guys later..."
2481, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant."
2482, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.
2483, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Monica,"Yeah, I do know."
2484, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-"
2485, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Ross,"All right, look, look, you’ve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy."
2486, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,"Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn’t deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you."
2487, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,I don’t know. Should we try it?
2488, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"So what, we just sit?"
2489, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel," Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out."
2490, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel, Okay.
2491, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler, Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
2492, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
2493, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,What the hell are doing?!!
2494, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,But it happens?  I�m gotta go to the bathroom.
2495, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Rachel?!
2496, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Rachel,You don't want to work for a guy like that.
2497, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,No. He’s not a horrible guy.
2498, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler," Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me."
2499, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Monica,It’s actually going to be just family.
2500, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,I feel like my face is swelling.  Is my face swelling?
2501, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,Wooooooooow  It's like they're on fire!
2502, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Oh! Hi!
2503, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,Okay. Thank you.
2504, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Monica,"Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore."
2505, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Y’know, everywhere I look she’s like… "
2506, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack."
2507, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Yeah!
2508, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? Maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. Maybe this is about escaping stuff."
2509, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"I can’t tell you that, no."
2510, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,Isn’t that a kind of sushi?
2511, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,But... but... but we're giving you this!
2512, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium."
2513, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad."
2514, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Sometimes I have bad dreams. 
2515, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?"
2516, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! "
2517, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,Woo!
2518, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,I love you.
2519, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,Hah!
2520, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,Hi!
2521, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"I did not say fat! I said, ""Fa-aa-aw-ow…"""
2522, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler," You see you can’t tell which one is which either, dwha!!"
2523, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!"
2524, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
2525, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,"Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird."
2526, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,You’re just saying that because you’re my biggest fan. 
2527, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?
2528, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,"Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages!"
2529, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ooh, great! Just the reaction I was hoping for."
2530, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"Enough said, I'm there for you man. Where is she, upstairs?"
2531, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Yeah that-that, doesn't look right."
2532, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding! "
2533, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering."
2534, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,"You didn’t bring me here to do that, did you?"
2535, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Uh, sit down. I wanna talk about our situation."
2536, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,Everything’s ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. 
2537, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,"Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air."
2538, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!"
2539, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe, Hi Monica.
2540, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, what town are we near?"
2541, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"Well, you owe me one, big guy."
2542, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"No-no, not something stupid, something huge."
2543, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?"
2544, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, ""You suck"" and ""shut up and go home""."
2545, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Sorry man.
2546, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed."
2547, The Broom Closet," Ross and Susan are trying to get out,",1,Ross,"I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back.  Ow."
2548, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Chandler,"Oh, don’t thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work."
2549, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it."
2550, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,"No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!"
2551, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Monica,"Yeah, but I don’t think we have time."
2552, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
2553, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs,",8,Joey, I love you.
2554, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,In the death seat?!!
2555, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"Well, we were going to do that after—I mean umm, next."
2556, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,5 6 7 8!
2557, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"What, like there's a rule or something?"
2558, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,"No, our guy is just a floating head."
2559, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look!  Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?"
2560, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
2561, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"Honey I can’t even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don’t want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that you’re still his friend."
2562, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross," Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!"
2563, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,No! I’m putting that in my room.
2564, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Sometimes we were.
2565, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,How come you have two?
2566, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"Rachel,  say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?"
2567, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,It’s Clint! Clint!
2568, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,He’s looking at me.
2569, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,I don’t need a tissue! I’m fine-d!
2570, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!
2571, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,Shh! Nothing works with this child! 
2572, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. "
2573, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God, he's such a pig,"
2574, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
2575, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh please, somebody tell me I don’t have to go to work today!"
2576, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, ""Get the hell out of my way!"""
2577, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey,"That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there."
2578, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Two, I think a two."
2579, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, that’s it?  A great idea!"
2580, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"Okay, just get a lot better.  Fast."
2581, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,Ow!
2582, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Okay sorry, whew."
2583, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?"
2584, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"Okay, we’ll be right in.  So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?"
2585, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,I’ll get it. 
2586, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,"Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem."
2587, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,No! There is.. there is noone else!
2588, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross, What are you doing?
2589, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross, The big apple!
2590, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,"Yeah. She—Well, she’s one crazy lady?"
2591, Rachel's office,,3,Rachel,Ohhh! That is soo sweet! 
2592, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Wise choice, how many rungs?"
2593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for."
2594, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,"Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!"
2595, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"Well, are we all together? Like in a group?"
2596, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Anyway, it uh…look it’ll just…take me a while to get over her, that’s all. I’m not even sure how to do that, I mean I’ve never been in love before so…"
2597, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,Chandler what are you doing?!
2598, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,I'll treat you real nice. 
2599, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Sure.
2600, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, Twins! Twins!!
2601, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’m going to take a bath. I’m just going to get a magazine."
2602, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey, Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!
2603, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Yeah well we should order some food then.
2604, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,Why-why would she go in the bedroom?
2605, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?"
2606, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?"
2607, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Monica, Pete! Pete!! That guy’s pretty huge!
2608, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,Ok!
2609, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"It’s kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing."
2610, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Joey,"Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!"
2611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,Which ones?
2612, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Chandler,So what does this mean?
2613, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Yeah. It's Dutch.
2614, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Ross,
2615, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,He says he wants to leave the country.  He thinks you hate him.
2616, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,I wasn't. Let's get going!
2617, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Ross,Yeah that's the same.
2618, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,Get Out!
2619, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... "
2620, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. "
2621, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey, Hey! You wanna go?
2622, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica, Hey!
2623, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,Having a swim.
2624, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that."
2625, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,Man! 
2626, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,"Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!"
2627, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out."
2628, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,"All right! Let's go!  All right, we can work out the name later."
2629, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Fine!  Get out!
2630, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I'm just not going.
2631, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,"Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but it’s just…I’ve never even been nominated before! I want it so much."
2632, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,No.
2633, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Oh that’s not so bad.
2634, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,Hey! Any good mail?
2635, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
2636, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,"Okay, I’m up! I’m up!"
2637, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!"
2638, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel, Hey!
2639, Classroom," Joey is talking to his students,",3,Joey, Thank you.
2640, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,And so bad. I don’t even know what you’re talking about because I didn’t ask you to do anything!
2641, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela."
2642, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,You found me a guy?
2643, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
2644, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,I still don’t get how you know when it’s false labour.
2645, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Ready?
2646, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Joey! No!
2647, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! "
2648, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?"
2649, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,"Hey, y’know what? I’m not waiting! I’m gonna push this baby out! I’m doing it! I mean it’s what? Three centimeters? That’s gotta be like this! "
2650, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Joey,Hey.
2651, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now?  Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out. I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!"
2652, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!"
2653, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Your secret bachelorette party…
2654, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,I can’t do it! 
2655, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions."
2656, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Chandler,He pulled a quarter out of my ear!
2657, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,
2658, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,How was your date with Joey?
2659, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Fine, just stop thinking about me."
2660, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now."
2661, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah, you know, it's not that fun."
2662, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,"I’m coming over tonight though, right?"
2663, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!
2664, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,Sure I would!
2665, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?"
2666, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we would’ve made them get rid of the birds. Right?"
2667, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,"...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun."
2668, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica, Does anybody wanna split this with me?
2669, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"Y’know, the possible side affects."
2670, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Monica,They're nice guys.
2671, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald?"
2672, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,That was in high school! It’s not like it was binding forever.
2673, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Something to remember me by!
2674, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
2675, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,What do you mean?
2676, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,"Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet."
2677, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,What?!
2678, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out."
2679, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff.  Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish."
2680, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,"Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?"
2681, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Oh, it’s just an anti-theft device."
2682, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,Nobody likes change.
2683, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Sure, May...tember."
2684, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.
2685, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,"Wow, this is a lot!"
2686, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Oh-ho, okay."
2687, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah."
2688, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Thank you.
2689, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
2690, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica,Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?! 
2691, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,I will not take this abuse. 
2692, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,"I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something."
2693, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Joey,"Or maybe, it’s because you’re hanging around here at 1130 on a Wednesday. "
2694, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!"
2695, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,"Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money."
2696, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, I’m still 29 in Guam."
2697, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"I know it’s tough now, but things will get better."
2698, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere."
2699, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler," Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?"
2700, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! "
2701, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,She was not good. Not good.
2702, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,This is not going to work.
2703, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Hey, Janice."
2704, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"You’re right, I’m sorry. It’s not like you’re y’know, going out with an ex-girlfriend."
2705, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Hey, that was an honest mistake!"
2706, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you."
2707, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I-I-I-I’m funny Ben, but I’m not stupid. Okay?"
2708, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,
2709, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel, No you don’t.
2710, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,Yeah! Do that!
2711, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,So do you want to hang out or something?
2712, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Phoebe,Look at all the stuff people sent!
2713, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Joey, What?! Are you crazy?!
2714, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Oh.
2715, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,No!
2716, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,A hundred and forty-five pounds.
2717, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Namaste. 
2718, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Ross, Joey!
2719, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m sorry. "
2720, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,
2721, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,"Look you have to realize I don’t think of you as a thin, beautiful woman.  See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is you’re Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica."
2722, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
2723, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?"
2724, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,I don't know.
2725, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Great! Umm…
2726, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven’t done the secret thing in a long time."
2727, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Yes.
2728, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Not if I kiss you first.
2729, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,"Don’t blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel."
2730, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how you’d handle maid of honor type situations."
2731, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,Oh my God!!
2732, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Joey,Whaddya think? Today's the big day!
2733, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!"
2734, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore?"
2735, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Joey,What's wrong buddy?
2736, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,"Joey! It is an auction! You don’t guess, you buy!"
2737, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,Ahh.
2738, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,"No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things. That’s why it’s so funny. "
2739, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,No.
2740, Rachel's office,,3,Ross,I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! 
2741, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross, That’s a duck.
2742, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
2743, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,Yeah! I think that's great!
2744, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah! Back then y’know, we called the Great War. It really was!"
2745, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,I know.
2746, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,So?
2747, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Ready!
2748, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel, No you don’t.
2749, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Horseback riding?
2750, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Well, look at that, same thing."
2751, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey,"Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!"
2752, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,"Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too."
2753, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,Oh.
2754, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,You just stay here! 
2755, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,"Okay, here we go. I can't do it."
2756, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Oh. Oh.
2757, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel, Smell familiar?
2758, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,You got it!
2759, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Of course!
2760, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,"Hey, where’s Chandler?"
2761, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"Joey, the guy’s your best friend."
2762, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
2763, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,Did you take that tape?
2764, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"What?! Monica, I’m scared!!"
2765, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,Emma? Hey! Hi!
2766, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Chandler," Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!"
2767, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Rachel,Wait!  Okay!
2768, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,Why not?!
2769, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,What are you doing?
2770, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Oh ok.
2771, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Oh yeah.
2772, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business."
2773, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore."
2774, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No I’m not! You are!
2775, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I do too.
2776, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool.  Hey, Angela."
2777, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,It’s…it’s complicated okay?
2778, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,I forgot my bat.
2779, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey.
2780, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, What happened?!!
2781, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,Were both of those Joey?
2782, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Wow, what a cool job.  'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'"
2783, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,Because you sent away the dog!
2784, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,"Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so."
2785, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"Oh, no, no, no. Presents first. Food later. "
2786, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. "
2787, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
2788, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands."
2789, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,Hey!
2790, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,
2791, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,No she hasn’t.
2792, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,Wooooooooow  It's like they're on fire!
2793, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,"Of course, yeah!"
2794, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
2795, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,"Okay, here’s batch 22. Ohh, maybe these’ll taste a little like your grandmother’s. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg."
2796, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,It’s kinda slutty.
2797, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Okay.
2798, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,"So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find…"
2799, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
2800, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!"
2801, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can’t eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended."
2802, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Ross,"No, come on, he doesn’t know this stuff. If he knew how you felt."
2803, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, but y’know, no, you didn’t give me your phone number."
2804, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Yeah, me too! "
2805, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,To be nice.
2806, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one.  Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?"
2807, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe," Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket."
2808, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, no, no! My talents as an actor!"
2809, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Right!
2810, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,"Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?"
2811, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,You practice losing the Grammies too?
2812, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!"
2813, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,Not the disposable cameras from the tables.
2814, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh suddenly, flowers are feminine?"
2815, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,"Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step."
2816, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross," Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!"
2817, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"You’re so pathetic! Why can’t you just accept it, we’re winning because I’m better than you."
2818, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Oh well, I guess I’ll catch up with her later."
2819, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Okay that’s the green stuff talkin’.
2820, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Excuse me, is this your car?"
2821, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.
2822, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Hey Joey, y’know what? You are way to good for her."
2823, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Oh, man, I could totally get that part. ‘I’m sorry, that seat is taken.’"
2824, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"Joey, this is for you.  It's blackberry curin."
2825, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,"See look, women, carrying the bag.  But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man."
2826, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,All right!!
2827, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,No. 
2828, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Hmm, yeah.  Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in."
2829, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,"Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party."
2830, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip."
2831, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard it’s gonna be.
2832, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell."
2833, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel," He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers."
2834, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there."
2835, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,"In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week."
2836, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"Okay, one thing at a time. "
2837, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Ross,I would!
2838, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Yes!
2839, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,So that story doesn’t make you cry?
2840, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,"Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony."
2841, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,What?
2842, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,"No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO."
2843, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, so it doesn’t involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?"
2844, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
2845, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,What?!
2846, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Ross,"All right, see you guys. "
2847, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?"
2848, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Okay, James."
2849, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel, Oww!
2850, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no."
2851, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Joey,"I mean seriously, she’s like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadn’t and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and…  I haven’t bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?"
2852, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica, Are you OK?
2853, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,"Yeah, just like the one in the poem."
2854, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, umm, hi kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe. I can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt me!"
2855, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey,Why?
2856, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Oh my God!
2857, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,One hour.
2858, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? "
2859, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross, So we…we both wanted to.
2860, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Some would say she’s attractive, yes."
2861, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
2862, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,Oh my God.
2863, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
2864, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You bet! No TV or anything! 
2865, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross," Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?"
2866, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"You don’t have to do that, Ross and Joey aren’t here, you can watch the parade if you want."
2867, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica, Hi!
2868, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,
2869, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.
2870, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?"
2871, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, ok buddy? But I'm just trying to be nice for the kids!"
2872, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff?  Well-"
2873, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you  a Merry Christmas!
2874, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Don’t you see? It’s the perfect crime!
2875, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Yeah! Se vice?
2876, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It’s okay, I mean I—look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!"
2877, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner."
2878, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
2879, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh, y’know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel."
2880, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,You need new clothes.
2881, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Y’know? That was so awkward, we were really nervous."
2882, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants…"
2883, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler, Hey guys!
2884, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross,What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
2885, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,What?! What else did you do?
2886, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,What?
2887, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me."
2888, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,"All right, let’s play one more hand! One more!"
2889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Oh, y'know, it’s just like hats, and a shirt, and CD’s, just sort of stuff that you’ve left here."
2890, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids."
2891, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God.
2892, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,Hey! I’m sorry! That— where are you going?
2893, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,My God. Rachel!  What happen? Why are you here?
2894, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey, What?!
2895, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day."
2896, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum.
2897, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, what do you want from me?"
2898, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"Rach, try holding her a different way."
2899, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe," Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!"
2900, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I’m gonna do that."
2901, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
2902, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,Nice luggage.
2903, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe, Janice.
2904, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Ross,"What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or...?"
2905, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler,"Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her."
2906, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.
2907, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Chandler,Airplane! Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!
2908, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Well, do you wanna marry him?"
2909, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?
2910, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,Not as each other!
2911, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,Oh God.
2912, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space."
2913, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I wouldn't read too much into it.
2914, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit."
2915, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane."
2916, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Why don’t you like PBS, Pheebs?"
2917, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,"I thought we weren’t gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! Y’know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition."
2918, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?"
2919, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey, Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
2920, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"What? Hey, hey, listen.."
2921, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
2922, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.
2923, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You know what? You can have mine.
2924, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?"
2925, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross, Hello?
2926, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,Really?
2927, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"Oh-oh, absolutely!"
2928, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe," This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it’s not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?"
2929, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What kinda things have you been saying?
2930, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Ross,Really? 
2931, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel, ...dead!
2932, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Joey," Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that."
2933, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Treasure of the Sierra Madre!
2934, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Nope.
2935, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,"Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg."
2936, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof.
2937, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,What’d you get?
2938, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,"Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and..."
2939, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey, Wow! Didn’t know that.
2940, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Ross,"Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, we’re gonna break-up instead."
2941, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,Wha...
2942, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe,
2943, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
2944, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,"Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing."
2945, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,"Yeah, and Lennart Haze is starring in it…"
2946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,I need some milk.
2947, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,Oh.
2948, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,Right?
2949, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey, Now you’re thinking you gotta sleep with him.
2950, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,I’m guessing she does.
2951, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,Hey. Do you want this scone?  It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
2952, The Spa Reception, Phoebe walks in,9,Phoebe," Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassy."
2953, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
2954, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!
2955, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,"Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!"
2956, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,What?
2957, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,What? What?
2958, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,"Okay!  Okay, ready?"
2959, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
2960, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey," No, no, you can’t, you can’t, okay, you can’t, you can’t buy her pearls, you just can’t, you can’t, you can’t."
2961, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh God! So what do we do?
2962, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,
2963, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Rachel,Off to see young Ethan?
2964, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"3, 2,"
2965, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"Huh, wanna bet?"
2966, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Well if you go to Disneyland, you don’t spend the whole day on the Materhorn."
2967, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"No-no-no, if you unplug it, I’ll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work.  Chip in it or something!"
2968, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross,"Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good."
2969, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"Oh, we could do this all day."
2970, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Hey, you guys!"
2971, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,It's some of Richard's hair!  What do I do with this?
2972, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
2973, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,You stole them from me!!
2974, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. Why?"
2975, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,You guys are really right…there aren’t you?
2976, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,"What do you think Monica mean when she said she didn’t want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing."
2977, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,A chin dimple!
2978, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"I don’t believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?"
2979, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Oh, from who?"
2980, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle room? None at all?
2981, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Ross, we can handle this."
2982, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"But I told you, I didn’t have the time!"
2983, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,"Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn’t invite her?"
2984, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you. "
2985, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"But other than that... wholesome, wholesome building."
2986, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,There he is!
2987, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!"
2988, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will.  Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine."
2989, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,And-and to years of hard work finally paying off.
2990, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"No! No, fear of the number 13."
2991, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Ross,"That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want.  Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!"
2992, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,"Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin’ in there."
2993, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, just give me a minute!  Oh well, yes, I can think of one good thing."
2994, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?"
2995, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,"I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends."
2996, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross," I'm sorry, I was an idiot."
2997, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the Super Ball. I don’t know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on."
2998, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Monica,"Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?"
2999, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,No. That guy is.
3000, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Yeah. 
3001, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy."
3002, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,You should! How is she?
3003, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"Hi, sweetie!"
3004, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,"Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away."
3005, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross," Hey—Ooh! What’s-what’s that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?"
3006, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,OK.
3007, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout."
3008, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,"Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up."
3009, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,You know when guys hang out they don’t just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
3010, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Hi!  Excuse us.
3011, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Oh y’know what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!",8,Rachel,
3012, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no, Bonnie’s the best!"
3013, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel,"Ohh, thank you."
3014, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, and now he’s using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, ""Well done!"" Bravo Meg."
3015, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,What?
3016, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Hey!
3017, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,"Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name."
3018, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Chandler,"Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she’s-she’s smart, and funny, and gets you."
3019, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today."
3020, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called!"
3021, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up.
3022, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah. I mean, it’s Joey. I don’t want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!"
3023, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,The man’s got a point.
3024, Mattress King," Monica is trying to return her bed,",3,Joey,"Oh-ho-kay, I’m talking to the king. "
3025, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building."
3026, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, what should you have done?"
3027, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,Okay.
3028, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,
3029, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,I�m so sorry �
3030, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
3031, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh God, yeah."
3032, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,"You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but..."
3033, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"Joey, you have to talk to her!"
3034, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"I know, I know it was stupid."
3035, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
3036, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess."
3037, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Phoebe,"Bye, Gene."
3038, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You’re probably just gonna catch her just as she’s about to go to the gate. You’re gonna call out her name and say, ""I love you!"" And she’s gonna say, ""I love you, too!"" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud."
3039, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"You know when ""That's fine"" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!"
3040, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,"Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child!  Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!"
3041, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross, You were backpacking across Western Europe?
3042, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Look I don’t know this baby. I don’t know if she’s a famous artist or not. You know, and I don’t want to be a jerk but you’re changing too much around here."
3043, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Joey,Oh yeah.
3044, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Okay, hold my crawler."
3045, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I.  have a little surprise for you."
3046, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross," Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway."
3047, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh! 
3048, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey, Hi!
3049, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"Okay, so when do you want to go?"
3050, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey, Ahoy!
3051, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,"Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so...."
3052, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,"Err, right."
3053, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.
3054, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Joey,Well actually…
3055, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Does so count!
3056, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.
3057, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
3058, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel," Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl."
3059, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Hi!
3060, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Joey,"Well, hey! Well...  To Phoebe and Mike!"
3061, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey, Hello?
3062, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Rachel,"Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK."
3063, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is introducing Julie to the gang,",4,Rachel,"Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
3064, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,"Dude, I am sorry about what I said!"
3065, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Two weeks? That’s it?
3066, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,I discovered I’m able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.
3067, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,
3068, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
3069, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.
3070, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Ross,You can’t do that!
3071, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,"Um-hmm, that’s good to know. But let’s stop focusing on what you don’t do, and start focusing on what you do do."
3072, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. 
3073, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,Six months? Whoa that’s rough.
3074, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,"We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret."
3075, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
3076, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,Hey! 
3077, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel, Okay.
3078, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,What?  Oh my God! She-she thinks we’re engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we’re engaged?!
3079, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,Ubb.
3080, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m sorry man.  You wanna go watch?"
3081, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving."
3082, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe, What I said you had...
3083, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, in the back. You want a quarter?"
3084, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,"But... I'm ready, so, just deal."
3085, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,And it can't be Joey.
3086, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Phoebe,Oh and they’re gonna have a baby.
3087, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise."
3088, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"Yes, very nice Rachel."
3089, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Joey, you’re gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don’t get any dessert."
3090, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel," Oh, I win! He’s got Barney’s on his speed dial."
3091, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Phoebe,Hey. Ooh! Don’t sit down!
3092, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,Nooo.
3093, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,"No.  No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?"
3094, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history."
3095, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill."
3096, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Do you have my birth certificate?
3097, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,Are you serious?
3098, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Will you stop calling it your apartment!
3099, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Matter of fact, I do."
3100, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,I would but mine doesn’t fit. The pants are a little tight.
3101, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe, You'll get your turn!
3102, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Rachel,"Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys."
3103, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, what’s your point?"
3104, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"And about an hour ago, we made an offer."
3105, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,How was the pediatrician?
3106, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
3107, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out."
3108, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?"
3109, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?"
3110, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,"No, I’ve had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?"
3111, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Chandler, That’s a plane!
3112, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,
3113, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,That is not true. She did! She forced me!
3114, At Pyramid," Joey is with the woman now,",10,Joey,"Oh, .. uh... uh... pass.  Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat."
3115, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?"
3116, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,"Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?"
3117, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,Do you think you could get through a poem?
3118, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful."
3119, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,"Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field."
3120, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates."
3121, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"We are on a roll, people!!"
3122, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Hey, they were popular when I left!"
3123, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner."
3124, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Right.
3125, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out."
3126, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,She said what?
3127, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"Hi, I’m Chandler. Your live-in boy"
3128, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Rachel,Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
3129, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe," Hi, you guys."
3130, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh!  Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today."
3131, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,Big time!
3132, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Yeah, it's good."
3133, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,All right.
3134, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,
3135, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,"Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…"
3136, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,But you said one.
3137, Central Perk,,9,Ross,You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.
3138, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,Do you mind telling us what it is?
3139, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
3140, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Yeah-yeah right. That’s okay. That’s fine. That’s uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, it’s no big deal. All right? I think I’m gonna go. "
3141, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,"See Pheebs, I promised you no one would die, didn’t I?"
3142, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,"Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?"
3143, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Phoebe,"I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well."
3144, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe," My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey."
3145, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y’know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won’t hurt his pride."
3146, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Ross,That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!
3147, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."
3148, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place."
3149, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Chandler,I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
3150, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,We did!
3151, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!"
3152, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,This is not a sign!
3153, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,Ooy.
3154, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes."
3155, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you  a Merry Christmas!
3156, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,Hey you guys I got some bad news. 
3157, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Sa-sa-saw!
3158, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh.
3159, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,All the time?
3160, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel," Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!"
3161, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,"So, what do you want to do tonight? There’s a Ukrainian film at the Angelica that’s supposed to be very powerful. Interested?"
3162, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,"Hey, how did the audition go? "
3163, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,You know what?
3164, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Wow.
3165, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,Hi!
3166, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!
3167, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?"
3168, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"Heeeeey, where have you been?  What happened to you?"
3169, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane."
3170, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,Ah!  Oh.
3171, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,Any luck?
3172, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!
3173, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... "
3174, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"Here we come, walkin' down the—this doesn't smell like Mom's."
3175, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers.  Okay, I'm late for work."
3176, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Ross,"I don’t know, something girlie."
3177, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! At least he bought me something with it! "
3178, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,I can’t believe no one believes me!
3179, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Chandler,How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
3180, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,There’s still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
3181, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Oh, absolutely! You’re talented and you’re good looking."
3182, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Ross,They’re not listening too me?
3183, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,I might know something too.
3184, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"Okay, Phoebe…"
3185, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,Y’know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers .  No? Really? They taste so good.
3186, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Yeah...
3187, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,We are never gonna find him! He’s one guy in a huge city!
3188, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Light still out?
3189, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,You’re gonna mess it up let me do it.
3190, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, but there isn't always time!"
3191, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!
3192, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe, No!
3193, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. "
3194, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Because he’s terrible! Okay, he’s slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire!"
3195, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Ross, This is Vicrum.
3196, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?"
3197, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel, Why?
3198, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey."
3199, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"Thank you Gunther, put it there.  Thank you."
3200, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,I love you more!
3201, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,.
3202, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler," Is that your tiny little box, that’s too small to put anything in?"
3203, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,"Uhh, a T-shirt that says, ""I don’t belong here."""
3204, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
3205, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,I think you're better than you think you are.
3206, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine months!
3207, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well, are you going to be able to do this?"
3208, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Wow!
3209, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there!  Get out of there!"
3210, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Ross!
3211, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,You don’t have to put a good spin on everything.
3212, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Well Ahh,  yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great."
3213, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Why don’t you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn’t have to apologize.
3214, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!"
3215, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,"You know, it's... "
3216, Central Perk,,9,Monica,So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
3217, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Rachel,I already fed her.
3218, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica," Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we’ve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today."
3219, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesn’t see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesn’t like me very much."
3220, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,And you... Your home is lovely.
3221, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,So...
3222, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Joey,"He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and he’s not into anything weird sexually."
3223, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,You don't.
3224, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?"
3225, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, I’m sight of the room and I called it."
3226, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,Maybe you could be my roommate!
3227, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,Ohh that’s great!
3228, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank."
3229, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,No idea! I though he was soft like you!
3230, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,I’ve never done that.
3231, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Monica is entering with a mug,",7,Monica,Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I’m sorry. Here. 
3232, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Chandler,Always illegal Joe.
3233, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, she is a slut!"
3234, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Now? You want me to go over there now?
3235, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Monica,It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean you’re having a baby!
3236, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Chandler," Okay, a little announcement, a little announcement. I’ve decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!"
3237, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebe’s song about?"
3238, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,Who cares? He works in a museum!
3239, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,
3240, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,"Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home."
3241, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe," No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?"
3242, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,"Yeah.. uh, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone."
3243, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,But having a dove place the ring on your finger would’ve been no problem?
3244, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, Seasons Greetings and everything, but still…"
3245, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Monica, I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
3246, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, and what a great way to say, ""I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"""
3247, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
3248, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, Joey."
3249, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,I was their first born! They thought she was barren! It’s not my fault.
3250, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"Hey, if that’s what you want to do I’m not gonna say no."
3251, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,No!
3252, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"I know. I am, I am so sorry."
3253, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Joey, Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.
3254, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,So did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this?
3255, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You read comic books right?
3256, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front.  So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
3257, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,What are you doing?
3258, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey," Yeah, look how that worked out."
3259, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I’ll be in Cuba."
3260, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
3261, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Joey, Hey guys!
3262, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,And dignity.
3263, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.
3264, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this."
3265, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Yay!
3266, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either."
3267, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had."
3268, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,Molly ... people don't study acting ...
3269, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!"
3270, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,Why?
3271, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.'
3272, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Hey. It's him.  Who is it?
3273, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye! "
3274, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,"Oh, I’m taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer."
3275, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
3276, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, I understand."
3277, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, here we go.  Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but..."
3278, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do."
3279, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers."
3280, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, I never call me."
3281, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,They've arrested Monica.
3282, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ... ginger.",1,Monica,
3283, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. "
3284, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,Just once!
3285, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman."
3286, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,If the school finds out you’re fired.
3287, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,Thank you.
3288, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Well, not really. I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou."
3289, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,"I’m sorry, sweetie. "
3290, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Oh, Satan's minions at work again..."
3291, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I understand...
3292, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses."
3293, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,It's your timer.
3294, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Yeah!
3295, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. "
3296, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,It is.
3297, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Dead leg!! 
3298, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, I don’t eat that either."
3299, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do…so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line,  you know that's bad for the paper tray."
3300, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"I know.  Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?"
3301, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
3302, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,So can we keep this between us?
3303, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,I’m not gonna mess it up.
3304, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!"
3305, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel, Tell him.
3306, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe,Where?
3307, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica," Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big."
3308, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
3309, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"So now, what exactly is the point of the box?"
3310, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh it’s all right. I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing. It’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different. This is hard.
3311, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. "
3312, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Okay, y’know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and y’know go to your apartment."
3313, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,Okay!
3314, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica, Oh God.
3315, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, oh."
3316, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>"
3317, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, this is from your friend at work."
3318, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Chandler,Without my toe?! I need my toe!
3319, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, but, your-your mad."
3320, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,How did it go with Erin?
3321, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,Do you wanna go hunting?
3322, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Oh, that's pretty."
3323, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!"
3324, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Hey!
3325, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,"That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler.  Phoebe.  Joey, what up?"
3326, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? She’ll come around I promise."
3327, Central Perk," Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean,",3,Phoebe,Ameri-can. Y'know it’s a very hard language. Let’s do it again.
3328, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"It's no big deal, I do it all the time."
3329, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,What?!
3330, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
3331, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!"
3332, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Bad dream?
3333, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story."
3334, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,What?
3335, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Oh I a lot of stuff!
3336, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Okay, good night!"
3337, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"No, I’m-I’m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with ""The."""
3338, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"Well, why don’t you correct him?"
3339, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross," Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica."
3340, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Breathe.
3341, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,"Hey, Bonnie had sex there!"
3342, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. "
3343, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,We’re on a semi-first name basis.
3344, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Well, you're not working either."
3345, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,I know.
3346, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!"
3347, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Give me one more.
3348, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for."
3349, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"It was a mistake. Please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t."
3350, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. "
3351, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Uh-oh.
3352, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding."
3353, The ride along,,5,Joey,Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
3354, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?"
3355, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, I love that place!  So, no."
3356, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
3357, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,I am sooo drunk.
3358, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Joey,My little sister Dina!
3359, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,No thank you.
3360, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
3361, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Chandler,"Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now."
3362, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Pretty amazing huh?
3363, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But it’s actually for Joshua. 
3364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Hey!
3365, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Y'know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys."
3366, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Wow! So, how are you?"
3367, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,Hi!
3368, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are."
3369, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay."
3370, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, I’m sorry. I completely ruined your evening."
3371, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,I’ve never lived like this before.
3372, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Joey,Yeah. You okay?
3373, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,Yeah.
3374, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Hey, I can be smooth. "
3375, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Oh my God.
3376, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,Ok.
3377, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel,"Okay, you are going to tell her and you’re going to tell her now. "
3378, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Really?!
3379, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,"Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress."
3380, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,"Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!"
3381, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Well...
3382, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,Hi. How is she?
3383, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you’re interested, just as a thank you for this week."
3384, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"No it's not, sorry."
3385, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Of course he is! What, do you think I’d just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?"
3386, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok?  We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere..."
3387, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Well, just shimmy down me and drop!"
3388, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,I'll take sports.
3389, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Okay, it's not a contest."
3390, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,What?
3391, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Huh. That’s a really pretty name for-for an industrial solvent.
3392, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, it’s been twelve years."
3393, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"You're right, I'm sorry.  ""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."""
3394, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Give it. Give it.
3395, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Man, I feel like I’m coming down with something."
3396, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Hi! Oh, I’m so glad you called."
3397, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, but so is this."
3398, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,Hmm.
3399, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music.  Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!"
3400, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Ross,How rude.
3401, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute."
3402, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,You're going to China?
3403, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?"
3404, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Rachel,"Oh, great!"
3405, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?"
3406, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey, What about me?! You-you just said I could!
3407, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,"Hello, Mrs. Chatracus."
3408, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,What's an identical hand twin?
3409, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we’d go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe."
3410, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,All right.
3411, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, now you’re the one who wet his pants. "
3412, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,Well do you want some help?
3413, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey Joe!
3414, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Well, look, whatever happens, we’re here for you and we love you."
3415, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No-no-no-no look no! I won’t spit, and I won’t stare at Monica’s breasts! Y’know? Everyone knows I’m an ass man!"
3416, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, you’re gonna get together right?"
3417, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldn’t put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! "
3418, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,What are you doing?
3419, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Chandler,Lying is wrong!
3420, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,Who's this from?
3421, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,"Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You don’t need that kind’ve hurt. Take it from a guy who’s never had a long term relationship......"
3422, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch."
3423, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!
3424, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,Peach pit.
3425, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,What?!!
3426, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I highly doubt that. 
3427, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,So you’ve just married the one time then?
3428, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey," Okay, good to see you again."
3429, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,"It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!"
3430, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe," Okay, I’ll be out in a second."
3431, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness 
3432, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,"Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat."
3433, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,This is the most special day of our lives.
3434, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross, Okay!!
3435, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel, Who...?
3436, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,How?
3437, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"But, you, you don’t want to seem too pushy."
3438, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Yes.
3439, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler," Uh, uh."
3440, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"...I'm, I'm okay."
3441, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,Why not?
3442, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing a meeting with his boss,",3,Chandler,"Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah..."
3443, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first you’re really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow."
3444, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe, Hi.
3445, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Blow it.
3446, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,So?
3447, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,That’s not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though.
3448, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel," Eh, do you believe that?"
3449, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel," Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!"
3450, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
3451, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
3452, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m a masseuse…by day. "
3453, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Hey!  So, how was Atlantic City?"
3454, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Oh I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it like a theorem!!
3455, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Wh… Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldn’t stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin’ together?
3456, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Give me the bag.
3457, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,"No look, I-I’m sure that people know you exist!"
3458, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,One.
3459, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Hello baby girl.
3460, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I got a cat."
3461, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?
3462, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,Hey.
3463, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,
3464, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Phoebe,"Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is…"
3465, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I'm not mad.
3466, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they don’t like us do they? 
3467, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,"Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin."
3468, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,"All right, so are we not having dinner at all?"
3469, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, right, that's me!"
3470, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!"
3471, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.
3472, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,What?!
3473, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,Wow! I didn’t know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
3474, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it’s not your birthday!
3475, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Hm-hmm. 
3476, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty."
3477, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?"
3478, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,They wouldn’t have put it there if it didn’t do something! How can you not care?
3479, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Uh-oh.
3480, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,Emotional Knapsack?
3481, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Joey asked me marry him.
3482, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross, Funny story!
3483, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs."
3484, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,I cannot believe I’m gonna meet Jessica Ashley!
3485, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
3486, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"No, listening! Sit! Y’know, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk."
3487, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,No bunny at all!! Always no bunny at all!!!
3488, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,What is it?
3489, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! "
3490, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey guys!
3491, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,You guys! You guys!
3492, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,"So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?"
3493, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,What?
3494, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Well, Ben would be there."
3495, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed."
3496, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna.  Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape."
3497, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Okay, how much?"
3498, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,Oh my God!
3499, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross, What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
3500, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.
3501, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Joey,Maybe she killed him?
3502, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,Call me!
3503, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet."
3504, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,We just want you to think it through.
3505, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Who was that?
3506, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Phoebe,"Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word ""lorkins"" what flowers would that be?"
3507, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, we’ll talk about something else then."
3508, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler, Little people?
3509, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we’re gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner’s office. Now, he doesn’t get in until 10, so he’s no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk."
3510, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine.  Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor…"
3511, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,"Oh, get out of here! "
3512, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Come on! I think this is funny! 
3513, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Really?! What's your name?
3514, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,In like a half-hour?
3515, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.
3516, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file..."
3517, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey.
3518, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler," If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?"
3519, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,You’re right.
3520, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Chandler,"Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball.."
3521, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel, What was that?
3522, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser."
3523, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Sweetie, don’t worry you’ll get picked. Chandler."
3524, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Huh. Okay. Well, I’m really happy for you. "
3525, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,You're a pig. And you can't do this.
3526, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,No. Why?
3527, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?"
3528, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,I know!
3529, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,How do you know so much about this?
3530, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no, no you don’t, just come back."
3531, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,And was the curse lifted?
3532, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we’re gonna go."
3533, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,How do you know?
3534, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I don’t know. Is it crazy?
3535, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,All right.
3536, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,What?
3537, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel," Get out, get out of my apartment."
3538, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,I know. Use it.
3539, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!"
3540, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,..."
3541, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Aww, I don't want to see that!"
3542, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel, Could you please get her attention?
3543, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,Thank you.
3544, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh honey, but you love that name."
3545, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
3546, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe," Y’know, suddenly I find you very attractive."
3547, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I just ordered a beer! "
3548, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,He's got the body for it.
3549, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,Demi Moore is not a he.
3550, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Look Mon, if you could just call my mom…"
3551, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,Because of... the reason.
3552, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!"
3553, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
3554, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Enough!
3555, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,"Oh, it was so amazing. After the  love making..."
3556, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Ross,"What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way."
3557, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
3558, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,You should be. You’re really on top of stuff..
3559, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
3560, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,Fine.
3561, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Ohh! Yeah!  Yeah that-that would’ve been a much simpler problem.
3562, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross,I was talking to myself! You’re going down!
3563, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Here.  Y'know, just in case."
3564, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
3565, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe, About what?
3566, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Well, if you think it would help."
3567, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?"
3568, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Rachel," Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now."
3569, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Joey, Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.
3570, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there."
3571, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,"Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you’re gonna have to do it without me."
3572, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"That’s okay Rach, we’re not liking Ross right now."
3573, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica,Phil!
3574, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Rachel,Really?
3575, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney?  So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice."
3576, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Hmm.
3577, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross, No.
3578, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,"Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!"
3579, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Well, yeah. I can’t-I can’t stay here all night, and if I go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff."
3580, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,Okay. Hang up! That’s it! Come on!
3581, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!
3582, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.
3583, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,Okay.
3584, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,"Hey, what's that?"
3585, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,You were at the coffeehouse!
3586, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,Yeah.
3587, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"I'm fine, thanks."
3588, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time."
3589, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Is that Ross?
3590, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I’m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women’s underwear! I don’t think you could ever do that.
3591, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,"Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?"
3592, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"It's ""Bolero"" from ""10""."
3593, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.
3594, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Okay.
3595, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,
3596, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss."
3597, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Okay, they are. "
3598, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,C’mon! Joey! What is it?
3599, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,Hey! Look who I found!
3600, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent."
3601, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"How was I supposed to know we’d end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?"
3602, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,What?
3603, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"All right. Honey, that’s-that’s a sleeve. Okay?"
3604, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms...  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
3605, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"Well I, I don't know. Why?"
3606, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,How long it took to go back in the water?
3607, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Monica,Something wrong?
3608, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Joey!
3609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,"Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?"
3610, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
3611, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I'd better go too. I have to go talk to my dad."
3612, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"Oh, no thanks, I got it.  No I don’t!"
3613, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,What’s wrong?
3614, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Chandler,"OK, Pheebs, your turn."
3615, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Oh, I'm sorry, did I say ""invest it""? I meant ""be cool and piss it all away"" "
3616, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,"I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross."
3617, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why would I have the keys?
3618, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,You should be. I'm very bendy.  I'm gonna kiss you now.
3619, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,"Y’know, I never saw that."
3620, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,I feel really sad that we're not…really there anymore.
3621, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,Ah!
3622, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"She is so good at throwing drinks in people’s faces, I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen her finish a beverage."
3623, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,"Well then, do it better!"
3624, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Anyway. That’s when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
3625, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,"All right, I guess we should go."
3626, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"May fifth, why?"
3627, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,In that case should I make sure it's on real good? 
3628, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Ross? Let’s go.
3629, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,And you never knew she was a lesbian...
3630, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?
3631, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. I’m Joey Tribianni."
3632, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Who else?
3633, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
3634, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Rachel,"Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?"
3635, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
3636, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Ummmmmmmm, no."
3637, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler, What!? Of course I did!
3638, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,But are you saying that you would move out if I didn’t buy that lamp?
3639, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?"
3640, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe, .... or no.
3641, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler, Monica?
3642, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,Veto.
3643, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,What-what?
3644, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,
3645, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!"
3646, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,Great. 
3647, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Monica,Hello?  See? Other people call me!
3648, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!"
3649, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,No. Have you?
3650, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh really?
3651, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
3652, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.  See?
3653, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Joey.
3654, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before 
3655, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler,"Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!"
3656, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life."
3657, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,Good.
3658, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum."
3659, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city."
3660, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Look, I…  Look, I’m having a great time with you and I just don’t want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, I’m sorry I just don’t think we should go away together yet. It’s-it’s too soon."
3661, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Um, yeah, you want Ursula, and I'm Phoebe. Twin sisters! Seriously."
3662, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Ross,"Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. "
3663, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler,Mm! Night Gar’! 
3664, Joey's apartment," Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter, Joey is holding mr, Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus,",9,Joey,Wow! You blow my mind...
3665, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,Monica’s pregnant.
3666, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,What?!
3667, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! Is that him? 
3668, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Rachel,Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?
3669, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,Any sign of your brother?
3670, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,Yes.
3671, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
3672, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Because it’s Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!
3673, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work."
3674, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,Fears and Pet Peeves.
3675, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!
3676, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Rachel,We got some really great stuff!
3677, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?"
3678, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,Oh yes!
3679, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Monica, I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
3680, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?"
3681, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!"
3682, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Hi! Hi, I’m uh Ross. I’m here to ruin this magical day for you."
3683, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!"
3684, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it."
3685, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Hey! Joey! 
3686, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, it’s a sickness really."
3687, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,Okay.
3688, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love."
3689, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"No, it’s more like a  good luck."
3690, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard…"
3691, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Yes.
3692, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
3693, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Musty!
3694, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Okay fine! I’m a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, I’ll show ya!"
3695, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross," Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch ""Access Hollywood""."
3696, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Monica,"Honey, both yours."
3697, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Joey,"Are you kidding me? I’m great! Yeah, I’m uh; I’m better than great. I am good. And now that she’s gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldn’t do before. Y’know? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Y’know? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Y’know? I like being on my own, I’m uh, better off this way. I’m uh, a lone wolf. Y’know? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! "
3698, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"All right guys stop it. Rachel, we’re very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And y’know what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you."
3699, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, is the play over?"
3700, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel,Chandler!!
3701, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Hi! I’m so glad you’re here, but it’s gonna be a while. I-I wished you’d called first."
3702, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, oh I’m sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, it’s a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! I’m so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, ‘cause—Oh! I’m pregnant!"
3703, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend."
3704, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,So then I guess Ferdinad is out.
3705, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"I know if you were getting married I’d feel, kinda….. y’know."
3706, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!"
3707, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?"
3708, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,"Joey, you look nothing like Ben."
3709, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"Yeah—no, just that last song."
3710, Mattress King," Monica is trying to return her bed,",3,Joey,"Oh-ho-kay, I’m talking to the king. "
3711, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,Rachel.
3712, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know what it is, I just can’t take a good picture."
3713, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"When she comes out, you hold her nose, I’ll blow in her mouth, and the kid will just  right out of her."
3714, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Come on in, how are ya?"
3715, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don’t have to sell those cookies anymore."
3716, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,You could drink the fat.
3717, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"That's easy for you to say, you found one already."
3718, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler, Hi!
3719, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I'm not sure about this.
3720, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,"Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?"
3721, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no, it's-it's uh, you just uh, uh reminded me that uh, I need to do my stretches too. "
3722, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"Okay but that’s why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil it’s Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey"
3723, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,That's right!
3724, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby."
3725, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey,You guys don’t think I look 19?
3726, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?"
3727, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine."
3728, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Very good handshake, good wrist action."
3729, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Chandler,"Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?"
3730, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,"Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane."
3731, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe, Oh God. So-so you’re making porn movies.
3732, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,"Really? Worse than, ""More turkey Mr. Chandler?"""
3733, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,Good one! Yeah.
3734, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,Ah.
3735, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.
3736, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, thanks. And listen, can you do me a favor? Could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y’know if you can."
3737, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Joey,Shut up!
3738, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Monica,Or not.
3739, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,Yeah.
3740, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross, Hey.
3741, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,I like it.
3742, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?"
3743, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go.  Oh my god!!"
3744, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe,"Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted."
3745, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Ross,That’s too bad.
3746, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Wow, I’ve admired your work for years. You-you’ve done some really amazing stuff."
3747, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Monica,He’s gonna eat the cake!
3748, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,"No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!"
3749, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Joey,Did you get your money back?
3750, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm...  ""brainy, bright, clever"", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!"
3751, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey,"Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing?"
3752, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,Now that Rachel's gone?
3753, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,"Well, I told him I would think about it, but I’m gonna tell him no."
3754, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!"
3755, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica," I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!"
3756, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"Monica, in or out?"
3757, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,"Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since. But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious."
3758, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,"Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh—Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface."
3759, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
3760, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,I had the same dream!
3761, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"Hey, honey."
3762, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,Two?
3763, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn."
3764, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Oh May 15th.
3765, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,You know what? I-I think I’ll wait out here.
3766, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Phoebe,
3767, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!"
3768, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,We said seven!
3769, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,You can’t marry him!
3770, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Hey, Joey."
3771, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"
3772, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,And then Rachel wasn�t sure she could leave the baby.
3773, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"No. No, I gotta go home sometime."
3774, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."
3775, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
3776, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?"
3777, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,"Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood..."
3778, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you!  Oh my God."
3779, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Well, you know, no suds, no save."
3780, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?"
3781, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Hit me. 
3782, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross,What am I looking at?
3783, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,Really? A purse?
3784, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight."
3785, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Ah, yeaaah!"
3786, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,I’m a man.
3787, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m good."
3788, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross, I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
3789, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,What? You - you're making money off my misery?
3790, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Ross, don’t start."
3791, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Ok, so you've done some good work!  What about your carry-ons?"
3792, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
3793, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,Hey! It’s my fashion girls!  What’s wrong?
3794, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,It's a kitchen slash bathroom.
3795, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,Rachel? Patrick is really rich.  Give her some money.
3796, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
3797, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Come on! That’s great.
3798, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross, Hey Rach!
3799, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,I’m guessing she does.
3800, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,No spark? Didn’t you sleep together?
3801, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yes. Yes, yes I did.  But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing."
3802, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,A ’95 LeSabre?!
3803, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again am I?"
3804, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,Put it back exactly where you found it?
3805, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Monica,...What did I ask?
3806, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,Phoebe why don’t you just call her? You obviously want to.
3807, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Are you moving out?
3808, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
3809, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler, There we go.
3810, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
3811, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,Chandler Bing.
3812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
3813, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,And that’s just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.
3814, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
3815, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
3816, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,Okay.  Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
3817, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,I'm going to China.
3818, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
3819, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Well no, I don’t smell anything."
3820, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,No.
3821, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh.  Oh my God, is that Phoebe?"
3822, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yeah.
3823, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler Bing, 0."
3824, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!
3825, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,Oh my.
3826, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Oh!
3827, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!"
3828, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,So why-why wasn’t Ross’s stuff ruined?  And if you say the words medical marvel I’m going to Easy Bake your head!
3829, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook."
3830, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey, Hey!
3831, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebe’s song about?"
3832, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Phoebe,Feel better?
3833, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,Hi.
3834, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey," Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there."
3835, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"What?! Monica, I’m scared!!"
3836, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!
3837, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Phoebe,"'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!"
3838, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Hey, I might!"
3839, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Okay.  And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!
3840, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right?  You freak."
3841, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,So how’s it going with you guys?
3842, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,"Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. It’s no big deal, it’s not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben.  Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isn’t that fun?"
3843, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"Hey, if that’s what you want to do I’m not gonna say no."
3844, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
3845, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,"So you uh, still wondering?"
3846, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,You be okay?
3847, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!"
3848, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Yeah, kinda. It’s this woman from work. I hope that won’t be too weird. Will it, Rach?"
3849, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job."
3850, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"We were shopping, and we had lunch."
3851, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Yes!
3852, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
3853, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane."
3854, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Phoebe,That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
3855, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking."
3856, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Why is it sick?
3857, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey,"It’s no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. It’s just a crush! It’s going to go away!  Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!"
3858, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel," So it would just be, me alone?"
3859, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,And then he did.
3860, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
3861, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!"
3862, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,"I just talked him into it, don’t tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people."
3863, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,Alright-y then.
3864, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Oh, yoii. What was that for?"
3865, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,Chandler?
3866, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"All right, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you but you were so mad already!"
3867, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Joey,"Wow, what-what do you think she wants?"
3868, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool."
3869, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure we’ve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know."
3870, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,Yes!!
3871, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,Okay…  You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age…
3872, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,That makes sense!
3873, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,That’s all right.  And so it begins.
3874, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,I’ll figure something out.
3875, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Yes!!
3876, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,Isn’t it at three?
3877, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?"
3878, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
3879, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is ""spermtastic""!"
3880, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"Oh, it's just... Oh, Barry, this was not good."
3881, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,"Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control."
3882, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"Oh, well, she’s asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her."
3883, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,Wow!
3884, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you."
3885, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, so do I!"
3886, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,I know!
3887, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,
3888, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,Why are you here?
3889, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,"See, I told you they don’t swim. "
3890, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross," Why? What, what are you jealous?"
3891, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey," Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?"
3892, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken,",7,Monica,That’s it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
3893, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel," Hey! Hi, how's my girl?"
3894, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you."
3895, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,That’s a little clearer.
3896, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Yeah, Sarah, anything."
3897, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,"No, but… I saw the previews. They played it right before Jackass."
3898, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Sid you lucky deaf bastard.
3899, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Ehh.
3900, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
3901, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.
3902, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry."
3903, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler, He’s Greek Orthodox.
3904, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!"
3905, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Well, you got here just in time. I really have to go buddy. "
3906, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,How could you possibly think that?
3907, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Oh good, I didn't miss the party."
3908, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, there you go!"
3909, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,It took two people to break up this relationship!!
3910, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,You shut up!
3911, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,Yeah! 
3912, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,That’s a good idea for a business!
3913, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,"Hey, Bonnie had sex there!"
3914, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,What?! What?! Talking about what?!
3915, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
3916, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"All right, come here! "
3917, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"Oh-oh, you’re-you’re fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps,  perhaps Dr. Chester Stock’s musings on the Smiledon Californicus?"
3918, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Umm.
3919, Ross',,9,Rachel,"All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not in"
3920, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,Ugh.
3921, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"All right, there you go!"
3922, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,Hey.
3923, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, so maybe you don’t get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Y’know? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, y’know? Or an engagement tiara? Or—ooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner."
3924, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her."
3925, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes!  Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it..."
3926, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I’m sorry, it’s just one of my last nights together before she leaves for camp—to be a counselor!"
3927, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!
3928, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Ross,"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer?  I'm fine, I'm fine."
3929, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.
3930, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-"
3931, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Oh... okay, just hide!"
3932, Cole-Geddes Casting Agency," Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study,",6,Joey,
3933, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him."
3934, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Oh my God, the adoption lady is early!"
3935, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
3936, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Are you serious?!
3937, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"No, 19."
3938, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"I always knew I was havin’ a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me."
3939, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn’t that sad?  God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?"
3940, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!"
3941, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Do you?
3942, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,What...? NO!
3943, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,No!!
3944, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"It's like my favorite fairy tale come true!  The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!"
3945, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
3946, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,Why?
3947, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! Okay. 
3948, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,What-what are you talking about?!
3949, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Joey,Oh my god.
3950, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,What thing? What is this thing?
3951, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?"
3952, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Joey, Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? 
3953, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel."
3954, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li... Wait a minute, there is a window in there!"
3955, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
3956, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Thanks.
3957, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,I never knew that either.
3958, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Wait, now so you joined the gym?"
3959, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,I've missed you too.
3960, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Joey,I wanted to go to the strip club!
3961, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,Then I’ve gotta go. Bye. 
3962, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Okay.  It’s exactly how I’d imagined it would be.
3963, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Wow, that’s great Ross, I’m sorry we weren’t more supportive before."
3964, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,"Why don’t you use ours across the hall, ‘cause she…has…problems."
3965, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You're not sick!
3966, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel, Okay.
3967, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
3968, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel, We ended up having sex in his chair.
3969, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Count of three?
3970, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
3971, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross," Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y—"
3972, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. "
3973, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel, Oh gosh! Whoa!
3974, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Science...? Academia...? Being a good father...?
3975, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... "
3976, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Oh my god. Today's the sixth?! I may be done ovulating! I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
3977, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,"Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?"
3978, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Let go! Let go!
3979, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,
3980, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house."
3981, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring."
3982, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Which proves that I never lie.
3983, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I’m so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see you’re play. I swear you’re play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. You’re play is the next play is the next play I’m gonna see."
3984, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,You think it looked amazing?
3985, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"It’s okay, he’s a virgin."
3986, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. "
3987, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights."
3988, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
3989, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross, Where there is no fear of commitment.
3990, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,"But... I'm ready, so, just deal."
3991, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore."
3992, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,A lover?
3993, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel,Drums?
3994, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,What?! What?! What?!
3995, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I guess. I mean… I don’t know, it’s just, I guess I know it’s going to be over soon."
3996, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?!  Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
3997, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica," Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor!"
3998, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,Yes.
3999, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills."
4000, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh…"
4001, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!"
4002, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well, m-maybe you’re right."
4003, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars."
4004, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe,Yeah I’m fine.
4005, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,All right that’s it! You’re yelling and I don’t see you taking your top off! I quit!
4006, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,Here you go.
4007, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found."
4008, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Because you would rather live here with Joey.
4009, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,My folks.
4010, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
4011, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No problem, ok, mmmwa "
4012, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,Not following you.
4013, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey’s sisters."
4014, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel, Still in love with?!
4015, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,We'd be eating our soup right now.
4016, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Yeah but, I’ve never asked a guy out before."
4017, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,"All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 330 I am going down to the courthouse."
4018, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that."
4019, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,No! Coins hate me!
4020, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica,"Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!"
4021, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun."
4022, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?"
4023, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,Yeah.
4024, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey,I’m missin’ picture time?! 
4025, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Gavin, I just wanted to say thank you again for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. I really owe you an appology."
4026, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey, My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!
4027, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin’ babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!"
4028, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,I don’t—Look I don’t know what you’re complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
4029, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,What?!
4030, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,No we…
4031, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,
4032, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together."
4033, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,What?
4034, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,"Oh my God! Oh my God!! Ohh, Jessica Lockhart!! In my apartment!! I am such a huge fan! I am such a huge fan!"
4035, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Dude, step up! I proposed."
4036, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!"
4037, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,And why not?!
4038, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Okay. And uh, are you married."
4039, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,Don't touch my coat!
4040, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe," Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out."
4041, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hi.
4042, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah I-I don’t-I don’t think I’m quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you."
4043, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Why?!
4044, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"It’s a girl! Anyway, it wou—it wouldn’t matter. Okay? Because I’m a teacher and she’s a student."
4045, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s so funny because we found someone too.
4046, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven’t really paid the bill"
4047, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
4048, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Pheebs!
4049, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,"Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night?  Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!"
4050, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,That was good beer.
4051, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah-yeah, we never had that,"
4052, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,I want the little round waffles.
4053, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
4054, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Yeah! 
4055, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, and treat it is. "
4056, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone."
4057, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Cool!
4058, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross," I don’t know, but-but look how shiny!"
4059, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,"This doesn’t mean anything, does it?"
4060, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,What’s a Movement class?
4061, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how ‘bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? "
4062, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Why are- why are you so tanned?
4063, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,I can’t believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
4064, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Ok.
4065, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler, You see what I mean.
4066, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,Hey!
4067, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I was bummed too."
4068, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey, Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?
4069, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica, 'I'll take it!'
4070, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,Because it’s my apartment!
4071, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Well, I did not know that."
4072, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,Hey.
4073, The Bings�,,9,Monica,So what? Don�t you have any will power?
4074, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go."
4075, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
4076, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"It’s okay, I’m ready."
4077, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,That you’re actually 50?
4078, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah! Oh, I-I love this babies!"
4079, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,"I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, ""I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."" And he said, ""Laundry? Is that my new nickname?"" And you said, ""No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."""
4080, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey," It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!"
4081, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"I know, and I can't stop sweating. "
4082, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"That’s sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?"
4083, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Wait, what are you doing?"
4084, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Monica,She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
4085, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,Wow! You guys really don’t know anything!
4086, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,"Are you freaking kidding me, Green?"
4087, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind."
4088, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,"So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?"
4089, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,I need to talk to you!
4090, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?"
4091, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Who wrote it?
4092, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it."
4093, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Coffee in a fight! 
4094, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains."
4095, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,"During this time…are you, are you still my best man?"
4096, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?"
4097, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,
4098, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right Rachel, you sweep behind, I’ll pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break."
4099, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Oh, well..."
4100, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Shhh... This is the listening side of the wall.
4101, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,You’re welcome.
4102, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Chandler,Wow.
4103, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross, I’ll try to control myself.
4104, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Chandler,"You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that."
4105, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel," it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever."
4106, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Yeah?
4107, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey, Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.
4108, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"All right, I'm nine years old."
4109, Barry's Office," the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair,",1,Rachel,Wow... Wow!
4110, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel,We didn't change..
4111, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Living with you would make me happy.
4112, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, actually that’s my roommate’s."
4113, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler, What? What can't you do?
4114, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Chandler, Really?
4115, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,You sound like a guy.
4116, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,"You don’t?  Well, that’s the difference between a professional and a layman."
4117, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
4118, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Y’know you’re-you’re probably wondering about the old date on there.
4119, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said ""Everyone has to be there at 600 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani."" Like.. like I was some kind of idiot."
4120, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died."
4121, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Y’know I don’t think you should be talking at all in there! I think you’ve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
4122, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
4123, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,Cheese makes me thirsty.
4124, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,To the bank.
4125, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?"
4126, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah, just a crush! That’s all this is! It’s a crush! I’m Joey; I don’t get deep feelings."
4127, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"Well, neither."
4128, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica," Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours."
4129, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Oh my!!
4130, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?"
4131, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,No he's not!
4132, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Damn it! 
4133, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,...teen! 
4134, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Good luck, good luck!"
4135, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!"
4136, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica, Woo-woo!
4137, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,But my apartment!
4138, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Hi!  Hey mom.
4139, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…"
4140, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?"
4141, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,Yess!! 
4142, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions."
4143, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Joey,"Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters."
4144, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Thank you! 
4145, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,Gay? Yeah. 
4146, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,So you still hadn't heard from Emily?
4147, A Boardroom," Chandler’s meeting continues,",9,Chandler,Yep.
4148, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, it's not a toy."
4149, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler," Yeah, all right."
4150, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Yeah, but I got cous-cous!"
4151, Rachel and Joey's," Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters,",10,Chandler,I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
4152, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,What?
4153, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, stop writing about us!"
4154, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
4155, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Oh, okay."
4156, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica,Can we come in?
4157, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler, Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
4158, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Come on, please?! I’m boredddd! You let me do it once before."
4159, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,Yep!
4160, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,I know! It's stuck!!!
4161, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, it just seems pretty wild and you’re so—y’know so…vanilla."
4162, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No-no-no-no look no! I won’t spit, and I won’t stare at Monica’s breasts! Y’know? Everyone knows I’m an ass man!"
4163, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,How-how did you lose your job here?
4164, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,"More coffee over here, please!"
4165, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down."
4166, Kathy’s apartment," Chandler is knocking on the door,",4,Chandler,"Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I’m sorry. Y’know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset."
4167, Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office  Sorry.,5,Rachel,
4168, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Oh! It's on! It's on!
4169, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Okay.
4170, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,What?!
4171, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,Hi roomie! 
4172, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,YOU KNOW?!!!
4173, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Monica,Do you really want to pull at that thread?
4174, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,Thanks you guys! Again.
4175, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…"
4176, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,"Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! You’ve got cotton, silk, lace! And y’know what I’ve always wondered about?"
4177, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Rach?
4178, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this."
4179, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Chandler,I was shrieking... like a Marine.
4180, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"Work, Joe!"
4181, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,All right!
4182, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,What about that circled one?
4183, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,Hi!
4184, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler," Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it."
4185, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,More so than anything else.
4186, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe, Hey!
4187, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, She? It's a girl?
4188, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,Really.
4189, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!"
4190, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Oh, no! "
4191, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch?  Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
4192, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God! I can’t believe my little brother is married!
4193, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,I gotta go find her.
4194, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Uhh, because I’m trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick he’s looking over here, say something funny."
4195, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe,But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
4196, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?"
4197, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Oh, thank you that’s very helpful, I’m glad you came over."
4198, Central Perk,,9,Monica,You kissed him?
4199, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel, Ross said there’s still no word from Chandler.
4200, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Totally worth it!
4201, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"Well, I’m sure you get another one at Ann Taylor’s."
4202, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,When did I say you were boring?!
4203, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Not so much.
4204, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!"
4205, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Joey,Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.
4206, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!
4207, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,"That’s what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and you’re Chip. Nevermind."
4208, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,Yeah?
4209, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica, That was a long night.
4210, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe," White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place."
4211, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down."
4212, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"Wow, those pills really worked, huh?"
4213, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me."
4214, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Thank God! 
4215, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Wow, that’s-that’s-that’s incredible."
4216, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"Oh Ross, hi."
4217, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually."
4218, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,You mean scared.
4219, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,Where are you going?
4220, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Rachel,"OK, OK, it's my turn. "
4221, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,Oooh!
4222, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Yeah. Where were you?
4223, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe," Oh my God, everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?"
4224, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?"
4225, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!"
4226, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid."
4227, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,I’m having surgery!
4228, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Phoebe,Monica! That’s not right! Start with where.
4229, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,Aah... I bet you're right.
4230, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,I’d like a Google Card.
4231, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?"
4232, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,"I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we’re gonna destroy you."
4233, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,Only way to fly.
4234, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?"
4235, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,You didn't read this one either?!
4236, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Joey,You’re ready to have a baby? My boy’s all grown up!
4237, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,"I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice.  What you're-you're not mad?"
4238, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Wow, that’s close. When’s yours?"
4239, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Are you okay?
4240, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,Show time!
4241, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
4242, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up!
4243, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,Shh! Get me out of here.
4244, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Huh?
4245, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?"
4246, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now I’m not saying that there’s any connection here y’know, but they did tell me that’s why they got divorced."
4247, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,You got it. Come here. 
4248, The Museum of Prehistoric History  threw my sandwich away!,,5,Ross,
4249, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Really? She... she loves me?
4250, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler, Men are here.
4251, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,
4252, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?"
4253, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Yeah, you are!"
4254, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"Just figured, 'cause you and Ross are..."
4255, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,"He could be alone. This morning I heard him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps."
4256, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Oh! 
4257, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Wow. I’m sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that. "
4258, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things."
4259, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,What?
4260, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys."
4261, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Thanks sweetie.
4262, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,It’s Rachel.
4263, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me."
4264, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Chandler,"They're still just friends, right?"
4265, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,pel.
4266, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,Okay.
4267, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,It's in Barbados.
4268, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,So was I.
4269, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Huh?
4270, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
4271, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
4272, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,"What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?"
4273, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Interesting...
4274, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm."
4275, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,I totally forgive you!
4276, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?!
4277, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,"Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too."
4278, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey, Oh mama! Uh when-when is the baby due?
4279, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"I know, Monica told me."
4280, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,No! He blew us off!
4281, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Ross,"Nono, she's gone."
4282, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,"Amy, hi!"
4283, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Good. Y’know—no-no, okay, it’s-it feels like everything’s been about me lately, so what’s happening with you?"
4284, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine."
4285, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Not on the ones we sent out.
4286, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,"Well, then talk!"
4287, The hallway between the bedrooms," Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors, He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right,",3,Ross,
4288, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe,It’s not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! It’s a beautiful ring!
4289, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Yeah, losers talk!"
4290, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Goodnight.
4291, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,What?
4292, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Hey, how'd it go?"
4293, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,Oh but look! That’s gonna leave a stain!
4294, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,"Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things."
4295, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Chandler,You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.
4296, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
4297, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel," Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!"
4298, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,Oh. Hel-lo!
4299, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"So you had fun, huh?"
4300, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Chandler,"No Rach, it’s not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasn’t that much fun."
4301, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,Robert’s coming out.
4302, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a big misunderstanding.
4303, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
4304, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,What?!
4305, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler, Hey!
4306, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,See that is the problem with invisible dentists.
4307, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,We are there!
4308, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica, It doesn’t make any sense.
4309, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross, You didn’t do it?
4310, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler,"Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on "
4311, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,"Oh my God!  Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?"
4312, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,"So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?"
4313, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Well then somebody’s snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. "
4314, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross, no I can't.
4315, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica, I know.
4316, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Joey,I guess I'm done.
4317, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross, That would be nice.
4318, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Rachel,How was the beach?
4319, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,"They could be our neighbors, what are they like?"
4320, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,I am so on board! 
4321, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"I’m telling you, just a little bit at a time."
4322, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey!
4323, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Fine!
4324, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Monica,Ohh.
4325, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Oh, it was, nah, well...."
4326, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Wait a minute.
4327, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?"
4328, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Hi!
4329, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?"
4330, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross, Hi!
4331, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, this is probably none of my business, but weren’t you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?"
4332, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,That’s it.  Ow!!!
4333, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"No, no, no, you said, ""got the keys""."
4334, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,Hi!
4335, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Monica,"Ross, you did not come up with ""got milk?"""
4336, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.
4337, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,Hey! Any good mail?
4338, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Hello?  It’s for you. It’s the fire inspector.
4339, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross,"O-ok. Just relax, Phoene, just stay calm. . Oh my god, I can't find my wallet. "
4340, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?"
4341, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,Yeah.
4342, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,Yeah you are baby.
4343, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.
4344, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,What? Is it the comet? 
4345, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, I like swimmer’s bodies!"
4346, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!  Hey! I’m marrying a dead woman!
4347, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,"We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled ‘CUT!’"
4348, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"Oh, that was my work laugh."
4349, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,"No! No, I quit a long time ago.  Did I forget to you that one? I’m sorry."
4350, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!"
4351, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!
4352, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Are you all right?
4353, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I’ll try that.
4354, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Bad dream?
4355, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe,Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. ‘Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
4356, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,That’s right.
4357, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"We met at Phoebe’s birthday party, I’m, I’m Ross Geller."
4358, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Hey, you said that without gagging!"
4359, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,"To the left, to the left- aww! "
4360, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Happy Thanksgiving!
4361, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months."
4362, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,"Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills."
4363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?"
4364, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
4365, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,I feel...
4366, The museum," Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids,",4,Joey,"Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic period."
4367, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,Why don’t we just go on two.
4368, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
4369, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. "
4370, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets."
4371, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"I’m not wrong! I wish I was. I’m sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn’t sound so bad now, huh?"
4372, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Oh! Sure! How much? Two thousand dollars?
4373, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Chandler, Really?
4374, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit …Green Bay is playing.",8,Phoebe,
4375, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"I don’t know! How about, ""Thanks for taking the message."" Jeez! "
4376, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,"Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!"
4377, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,"God, I hope they kick his ass!"
4378, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me."
4379, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
4380, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,Okay.
4381, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Joey,"Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, "
4382, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, From the land down under? I didn't know that either!
4383, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
4384, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,Yes!
4385, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,"Oh yeah, what’s the plan?"
4386, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?"
4387, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,We were playing a game.
4388, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?"
4389, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in."
4390, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,"Damnit! Y’know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! "
4391, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Rachel, Hm-m.
4392, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,What?
4393, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe,What?
4394, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Sooo?
4395, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
4396, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,You’re supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
4397, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,
4398, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Ohh…
4399, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,"So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?"
4400, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh no, you’ll have to come."
4401, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Joey,"Good, me too.  Eggs and milk are in the fridge. Thanks."
4402, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that can�t contain my breasts."
4403, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"No, I just talked to them."
4404, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross, Oh yeah!
4405, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, one sec. One sec.  which was never!"
4406, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Ohh Tag, umm…you’re such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I don’t-I don’t…"
4407, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Santa? Really?
4408, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica," Please, it’s a relief is what it is, is what it is."
4409, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it."
4410, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!
4411, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover."
4412, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
4413, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,"You don’t?  Well, that’s the difference between a professional and a layman."
4414, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe,"Listen, I think I've left something here."
4415, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,I know.
4416, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
4417, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
4418, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean we’re gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. "
4419, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler, F-hah.... flennin....
4420, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,"Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!"
4421, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,"Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. "
4422, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,You know how close women can get.
4423, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? ."
4424, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Maurice.
4425, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?"
4426, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,Still.
4427, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,What're you gonna do?
4428, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Joey! Those are my maternity pants!
4429, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,"Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so..."
4430, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler, Hi! We’re checking out of the bridal suite.
4431, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Rachel, Oh thank you! I love you!
4432, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey," Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!"
4433, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,"Man, that's some bad advice!"
4434, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you're-you're going?"
4435, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,Department of Sanitation?
4436, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," You're gonna be really, really hard to get over."
4437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?"
4438, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,"Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night."
4439, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,That's true!
4440, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,"Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?"
4441, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Oh and , okay?"
4442, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,"Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel."
4443, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now."
4444, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Phoebe,You guuuyys.
4445, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
4446, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Oh, I didn’t know you liked football."
4447, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,All right. 
4448, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
4449, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Joey,
4450, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,Oh no.
4451, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Okay fine, what do you have?"
4452, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe,I haven’t really had any yet.
4453, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross,
4454, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel, Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?
4455, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, me neither. Yet…"
4456, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, honey! Don’t get up! What do you need?"
4457, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Well, we...  ""bore false witness""... See I could be a reverend."
4458, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,Yeah.
4459, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,So would I. You wouldn’t think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.
4460, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease."
4461, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet!"
4462, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Ok
4463, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,Yeah! You did! And that’s why I’m leaving.
4464, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler, Let me try it on!
4465, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case?"
4466, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,"Wow. I, I don’t even know what to say. Thank you. "
4467, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Rachel,
4468, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Joey," Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out."
4469, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,She’s just doing her job!
4470, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,All right.  I’m a total pro!
4471, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel, Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
4472, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight."
4473, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Well, if you don’t want your mother to move in with you, just tell her."
4474, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross, And what is second prize?
4475, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Yeah, okay."
4476, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world."
4477, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,Did you tell her what we talked about? 
4478, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!"
4479, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel," Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!"
4480, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,"That's it, just sign right on the bra ."
4481, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,"Come on! You’re good with kids. They’re just crazy on Halloween. Y’know, they’re all greedy and hopped up on sugar!"
4482, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Yes, I do."
4483, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,
4484, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey,Movies?
4485, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross," And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me."
4486, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I’m just sort of in the middle of something.
4487, Rachel’s office," Joanna’s telling Rachel, her side of the story,",3,Rachel,What?!
4488, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Chandler,So what was it for anyway?
4489, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,Are you crazy?
4490, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"Wow, what's the bad news!"
4491, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Nancy doesn’t smoke!
4492, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Monica,"Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me."
4493, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,Hi.
4494, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Phoebe," Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and..."
4495, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I've been better..."
4496, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel," Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! You’ll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and…"
4497, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Hey, I thought I cheered you up."
4498, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,I don’t think you can do that!
4499, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, I’m so sorry."
4500, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!"
4501, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross,Uh yes! Thank you.
4502, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Chandler walks in, Joey and Janine are knitting at the kitchen counter,",6,Joey,Hey Chandler. Come on in. We’re knitting pot holders.
4503, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Monica," No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms."
4504, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, y’know what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy you’d like to take to a ball? ""Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?""  ""Uhh, okay—I gotta go!"""
4505, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross," Did you um—I’m sorry, did you just say it’s Rachel?"
4506, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Wow!
4507, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Uh, credit card."
4508, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"All right look, let me show you the catalog!  See? Huh? It's the latest thing! Everyone's got one! Men! Women! Children! Everyone's carrying them!"
4509, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That’s why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He’ll find me.
4510, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Why?
4511, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!"
4512, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler," Uhh, that was Joey. He’s running a little late, he says he’s sorry."
4513, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,A lot of other gas smells…
4514, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?,4,Chandler,
4515, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
4516, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,
4517, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross," I am sorry, Chandler."
4518, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man."
4519, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica, Hey.
4520, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something."
4521, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,God! 
4522, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?"
4523, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,Hey!
4524, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel," Okay, your band is playing at Arnold’s, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joey’s boxers!"
4525, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,Who said you were?
4526, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,You lied to me!
4527, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,"Thanks, Ross."
4528, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,Really?
4529, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Y’know? Say-say they’re coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, they’re laughing, y’know, someone innocently touches someone else… There’s electricity, it’s new. It’s exciting. Are you telling me there isn’t even the slightest possibility of something happening?"
4530, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Monica,
4531, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Sure, you know what? Come on, we’ll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the ""engine""."
4532, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,No there won’t! I promise I will finish that turkey!
4533, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,She’s a stripper.
4534, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,You don't know?!
4535, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Y’know she might not even notice he’s gone.
4536, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol."
4537, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler, You wanna go shotgun?
4538, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"Hey, that is the…baby’s problem.  Oh, everything okay with the waiter?"
4539, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Oh, I’m totally crazy, but you-you like the food?"
4540, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, And that's enough!
4541, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!"
4542, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,"Oh, be-because of the leather pants."
4543, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,I don't think that's what this is.
4544, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,I feel like my face is swelling.  Is my face swelling?
4545, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset."
4546, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out."
4547, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,No I won’t.
4548, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Rachel,No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
4549, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Oh great! 
4550, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, there you are Ben!"
4551, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!"
4552, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Guys! Guys! Come on! It’s Thanksgiving, it’s not important who wins or loses. The important thing is,  the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!"
4553, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe, Wooo!! Hoo!!
4554, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Hi.
4555, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Ohh yeah.
4556, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,No. Rosita does not move.
4557, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,"Listen, I’m sure that dad doesn’t care. He probably thought this was funny; he’ll be telling this story for years!"
4558, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! "
4559, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… "
4560, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Monica,We’d love too.
4561, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe," Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!"
4562, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"The big deal is I don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! Cold beer."
4563, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Huh. A moo-point?
4564, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?"
4565, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!"
4566, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Monica,"Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box."
4567, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,"Oh honey, I’m sorry."
4568, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,What?
4569, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross, Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.
4570, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Joey," Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?"
4571, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal."
4572, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel," Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!"
4573, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
4574, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch."
4575, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe, Hey!
4576, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!"
4577, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,And-and you won’t blame us for any damage? 
4578, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,Me pooh pooh!
4579, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey," NO, NO! It can't happen at all!"
4580, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Lovely!
4581, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,And so now you guys are gonna be married?
4582, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Well we…we don’t have a garage.
4583, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,I saw you!
4584, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic."
4585, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,You got married to fast.
4586, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Now, wh-what, what is that like?"
4587, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Ah! Okay, well then you don’t judge me. I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. "
4588, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
4589, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Fine!
4590, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
4591, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Ok!
4592, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,No reason.
4593, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,600.
4594, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?"
4595, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey," And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it."
4596, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?"
4597, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,"Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed."
4598, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler, Y’know I think you can take her.
4599, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot."
4600, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good."
4601, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,I’m so happy for you!
4602, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it."
4603, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. I’m-I’m gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. 
4604, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Hey.
4605, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Hey! What’s going on?
4606, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,I'm so glad you liked them!
4607, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?"
4608, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Yeah!
4609, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, you know Paolo?"
4610, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers."
4611, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry."
4612, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
4613, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Oh! Me too!
4614, inside Central Perk,,3,Monica,"First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list."
4615, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,"No, you are not. We tell you stuff."
4616, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks..."
4617, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I do."
4618, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!"
4619, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,To be nice.
4620, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Okay, y’know what? Don’t worry, okay? We’ll take care of it. We’ll call her. Just go home and get ready."
4621, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,I know. I’m sorry.
4622, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,I swear I didn’t know she was a hooker! I mean wh—Did you let her smoke in here?
4623, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,Yeah.
4624, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Chandler,Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?
4625, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first y’know roommate bonding thing."
4626, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,This is ridiculous! I...
4627, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead."
4628, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,Yeah.
4629, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Yeah! Okay.  Phoebe, you look, I can’t."
4630, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,It looks like a women's purse.
4631, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it’s way better than that classic of yours."
4632, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Monica,Alright. My job here is done.
4633, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Thank you.  So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?"
4634, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I cannot believe you didn’t pick me.
4635, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,Oh my God! My God! We've got the house !?
4636, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dance—karate lessons.
4637, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on! This is crazy! Can’t we just flip a coin?!"
4638, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,No! Nothing with a raccoon.
4639, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,"Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ...."
4640, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
4641, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!"
4642, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.
4643, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Bye, Nana."
4644, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,And you’re afraid you won’t be able to…fill his shoes.
4645, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Chandler,"Okay, let’s play my game now."
4646, Paul’s Cabin," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel," So you’re gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and that’s where everybody’s gonna be!"
4647, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it."
4648, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe, Oh! It ended okay. One of my friends shot him.
4649, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Monica,"No, I haven’t."
4650, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat."
4651, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Guys, guys, guess who I am?! "
4652, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know what you’re thinkin’! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy."
4653, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,Horrifying? Scarring? Something people go to jail for?
4654, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,Mrs Hannigan?
4655, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be."
4656, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!"
4657, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, you mean like that you’re kind of a loner."
4658, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,My God!
4659, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? They’re right on that chair under Ross’s coat."
4660, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,"Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn’t say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!"
4661, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Okay.
4662, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I’m getting more dates than ever!
4663, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross, Hi.
4664, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?"
4665, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel, Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
4666, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey," Yeah, the stripper stole it."
4667, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross, Did you say something?
4668, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh, God!"
4669, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Huh.
4670, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
4671, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Funny ha-ha or funny 
4672, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,"Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? "
4673, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
4674, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Defend yourself.
4675, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Chandler,What?
4676, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,I’ll give up my ticket.
4677, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Chandler, will you just come in already?"
4678, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,Nothing!
4679, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can’t offer anything to us!"
4680, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,What?  Ohh. Oh that’s right that’s right. That’s Richard’s favorite place too.
4681, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,I don’t know. Should we try it?
4682, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go ""ba dum bum chessh"""
4683, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,Pretty much.
4684, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,Hey
4685, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,
4686, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, no! The MET! The Metropolitan Museum of Art."
4687, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,So she was just pretending to have a good time last night? She was lying to our faces?!
4688, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. "
4689, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe," Okay, I'm ready."
4690, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,Because I'm gonna play for ya.
4691, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents before..."
4692, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Rachel,You guys wanna get some coffee?
4693, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,"Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?"
4694, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel," No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job."
4695, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas."
4696, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Oh, that would be great!  I love him, I love him, I love him..."
4697, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so…."
4698, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,That's not a thing!
4699, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Joey,"All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I’ve ever seen. Hey!  Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?"
4700, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Sure.
4701, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"No-no, I-I really don’t want to talk about it! I don’t! "
4702, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,How did it go?
4703, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,"Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral"
4704, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,Hey.
4705, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,You gotta hear this story.
4706, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?"
4707, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Chandler loves marriage!!
4708, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,That’s great!
4709, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?  We'll take it.
4710, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,What’s a Movement class?
4711, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,I don’t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.
4712, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,It is! It is!
4713,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"wow, are you still going to move in with him?"
4714, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross," Yeah, it's not coming off."
4715, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Monica,"All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us y’know how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?"
4716, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel," And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but…"
4717, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,"Well, maybe you’re right—She made fun of my phone pen!"
4718, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,You okay?
4719, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,What?
4720, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,She's asleep. Chandler?
4721, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist."
4722, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,Sing!!
4723, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"Oh, I still can’t believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn’t make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!"
4724, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Ah, the ""I'm sorry I rejected you"" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys.  Hey, Steve."
4725, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,"Ah, actually, I’m sorry we-we probably should get going."
4726, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Joey,"Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. "
4727, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,Chasing him all around the room?
4728, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"All right, come on guys, let’s go! Tie score, and we’re runnin’ out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! "
4729, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,"Sorry, Phoebe."
4730, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Oh.
4731, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It’s so beautiful.
4732, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
4733, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey," I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!"
4734, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, well um, not right now. Y'know I’m just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache."
4735, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,"All right. All right, I’ll do it."
4736, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hmm. 
4737, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies."
4738, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding."
4739, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
4740, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Oh, ah nothin’. I just felt like hangin’ out here and reading."
4741, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Joey,"Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don’t you wanna stay here and talk about it?"
4742, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,What?
4743, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Yeah! Come on!
4744, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Chandler,That really was an incredible wedding.
4745, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, my new Mom, who-who’s a big, fat abandoner! "
4746, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oui, bien sur je parle Français! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors?"
4747, The Philly,,3,Joey,"Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny."
4748, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day?"
4749, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Monica,Crematorium Chris? Sure!
4750, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I’m packing. Y’know I’m-I’m packing ‘cause I’m moving to Yemen tomorrow."
4751, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"I don’t believe we’ve met, Joey Tribbiani."
4752, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,You don't have any secrets!
4753, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,Are you into crafts at all?
4754, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
4755, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went."
4756, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I guess. I mean… I don’t know, it’s just, I guess I know it’s going to be over soon."
4757, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Why don’t you open with a joke?
4758, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,What?
4759, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Well, I guess that’s why they call it psychology, sir."
4760, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,"Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night?  Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!"
4761, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel, This one is uh Paul O’Neil.
4762, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel," Ohh, you guys are so made for each other."
4763, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Because you would rather live here with Joey.
4764, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Monkey lover!
4765, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"Hey, what’s the horsepower on this thing?"
4766, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
4767, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him."
4768, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,You took my watch?
4769, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself."
4770, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one."
4771, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,So... who's your friend?
4772, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night."
4773, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross," Okay, that-that’s enough! Y’know, let’s, let’s let someone else play."
4774, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,I'm not. I'm praying.  Where... where are you going?
4775, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel,Barry?
4776, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,Yes.
4777, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what he means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at first you’re really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow."
4778, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father."
4779, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
4780, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Oh great! Y’know I would’ve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y’know, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! "
4781, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,I know. It's just such reckless spending.
4782, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Bye! 
4783, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Wow. I’m sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that. "
4784, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,"Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much."
4785, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"What? No-no, a lurker."
4786, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,How close?
4787, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,"He said he liked that!! Oh you’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry."
4788, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,"All right, I think I'm gonna head out."
4789, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross,Uh yes! Thank you.
4790, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,Joey! Sit down! 
4791, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Well, there's two spots left right?"
4792, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler, No way!
4793, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,I would—Sequoia?
4794, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,I’m just trying to spice it up!
4795, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Rachel,Don’t call us that! 
4796, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Look! 
4797, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play."
4798, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,What? I-I don't.
4799, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,"So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. How’s it going?"
4800, The hallway,,10,Monica, I am scrappy.
4801, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,"So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes."
4802, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Op, ice. I need ice."
4803, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"Oh, just do it!!"
4804, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,Barry who I almost.
4805, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Monica,"Oh, look, he's waking up!"
4806, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"So, I’m in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. "
4807, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Monica,�A qui�n pidio el pollo General Tso? 
4808, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel," Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leaned in. I really almost did!"
4809, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ugh, PBS!"
4810, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,Arghhhh!!!!!!
4811, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, cute one!"
4812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions."
4813, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yeah.
4814, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something."
4815, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!"
4816, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,It's seven years ago.  My time machine works!
4817, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Chandler, Hey!
4818, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Why not?!
4819, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,That’s it. Just relax.
4820, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler, Ew.
4821, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Phoebe,"It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!"
4822, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness."
4823, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,You know the book says that whenever she’s sleeping I should be sleeping so… 
4824, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs?"
4825, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,Are-are you saying he’s a geek?
4826, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,Easy for you to say; you’ll be wearing a veil.
4827, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross, I'm calling Mom.
4828, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Phoebe,What?
4829, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,You-you’re gonna have to put your foot down?
4830, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!"
4831, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,So... what do you say?
4832, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is talking on the phone,",3,Joey," Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too."
4833, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I don’t dance at weddings."
4834, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"Y’know what? I-I think that umm, I don’t feel like going to The Plaza."
4835, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica,"Great, now he's waving back."
4836, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Oh, I’m sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no."
4837, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.
4838, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,Okay! Y’know what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three kids…
4839, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Does that smell bother you?
4840, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Awww…
4841, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Did she just ask me out on a date?
4842, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
4843, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Ok. Oh God.  Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag."
4844, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal.  GET UP!!"
4845,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.
4846, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,"You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before."
4847, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Thank God you’re here. Listen to this!
4848, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Joey,I don't think they are.
4849, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,"In fact, I'll bet you 50 bucks that you can't go the whole year without making fun of us. Eh, y'know what, better yet? A week."
4850, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,You don’t think I know that!
4851, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Joey,"C'mon, she's your mom!"
4852, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!
4853, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you’re packed."
4854, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard."
4855, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"That’s a good question, dad. That’s a good question…"
4856, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!"
4857, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,But you already gave all your money to charity!
4858, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Yeah, it’ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!"
4859, Iridium," Monica and Paula are at work,",1,Monica,"I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked."
4860, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?"
4861, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,Hey!
4862, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls."
4863, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!
4864, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
4865, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,"Ross, are you okay?"
4866, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,Where ya going?
4867, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,I'll get it. 
4868, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised…"
4869, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,Tomato tart and which of the pastas would you recommend?
4870, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,Thank you!
4871, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica," Okay. So, which boxes are mine?"
4872, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Dun-dun-duuuur! Sorry.
4873, Joey's room," he is recovering from his birth,",5,Joey,They're so small! 
4874, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Here it comes. Our first kiss.
4875, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross, Hey.
4876, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of ""You'll never make it on your own""."
4877, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,David?
4878, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,No.
4879, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,"Well, yeah."
4880, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Yeesh, what’d you do about it?"
4881, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!"
4882, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh. That’s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, ‘Where’s number 27?!’"
4883, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"Of course, what happened? "
4884, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, I’m just gonna write this out to cash."
4885, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Ross, Someone knocked over a lamp.
4886, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,"It’s all very, very good.  So you wanna go uh, mix it up?"
4887, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross, What-what are you doing?! Are you—Okay that’s not funny! Just stop horsing around!
4888, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room."
4889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,
4890, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,No! You should've read it yourself!
4891, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,He shot a bird!
4892, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?"
4893, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,I can't believe you did this.
4894, The Spa Reception, Phoebe walks in,9,Phoebe,"Rachel Green?  Son of a bitch, she came back?"
4895, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, he likes porn."
4896, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
4897, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Wow!
4898, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Yes, but..."
4899, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. Except for, y'know when you’re on a date and you’re getting along really great but the guy’s translator keeps getting in the way."
4900, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages."
4901, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"No, not the used wax."
4902, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Okay, it’s just—and this is really embarrassing—but lately with this whole pregnancy thing I’m just finding myself…how do I put this umm, erotically charged."
4903, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story.  Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
4904, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun."
4905, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"No-no, but I support it."
4906, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,I don't sound like that.
4907, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,1250.
4908, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"All right, I…I have to ask."
4909, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Phoebe," No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line."
4910, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"""The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."""
4911, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel," Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!"
4912, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
4913, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?"
4914, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,Yeah! Roses or Lilies? 
4915, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God! You’re getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
4916, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Hey, y’know what you guys? I think I’m gonna go walk her home. "
4917, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey, Hello Michael.
4918, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, that guy really hurt us."
4919, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Yay!
4920, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!"
4921, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!"
4922, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,See?
4923, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof."
4924, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"That’s okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? It’s not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what there’s gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?"
4925, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler, You have to get out of here. You slept with 
4926, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?"
4927, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,I love you too Chandler. 
4928, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Joey," Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!"
4929, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah! For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket."
4930, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,"Yeah, but you're making me look bad!"
4931, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,Well you sure used a large font.
4932, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,"Ah, so glad you decided to come."
4933, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Mornin’ Pheebs.  Well, my movie has officially been canceled."
4934, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,How can you not know which one?
4935, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? I’ll make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
4936, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,What were you modeling for?
4937, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Yep! Looks like it’s gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
4938, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,No! Rachel is meeting us here.
4939, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica," Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds."
4940, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,What?!
4941, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"You’d be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?"
4942, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Rachel,Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
4943, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?
4944, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to… Hi!"
4945, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica, Oh God!
4946, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey," Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate."
4947, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"Look, Ross look, I’m on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble."
4948, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica," Well good, here let me help you out."
4949, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Well, you would know."
4950, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary."
4951, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,..."
4952, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Higher or lower than what?
4953, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Okay! 
4954, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.
4955, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, How come we have one extra place setting?
4956, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus."
4957, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,You mean a backup?
4958, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?"
4959, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Phoebe,So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
4960, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,And!! Isabella Rosselini.
4961, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Chandler,"If that doesn’t keep kids in school, what will?"
4962, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
4963, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.
4964, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,Gotta go! 
4965, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,"You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work."
4966, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates."
4967, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!"
4968, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross, Hey!
4969, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?"
4970, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,Don’t take this personally okay? It’s just that I just can’t have sex with a sick person.
4971, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel," Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. I’m never gonna find anything."
4972, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,Oh stop that!
4973, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,I’ll take that bet.
4974, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Mike and I broke up.
4975, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!"
4976, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler, Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
4977, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Oh Joey honey I don’t…I don’t want to lose…
4978, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Oh, I’m totally crazy, but you-you like the food?"
4979, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Phoebe, Uh-huh.
4980, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,"These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it’s gotta be Rachel."
4981, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Okay fine! I’m a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, I’ll show ya!"
4982, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,Hi.
4983, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Joey,"No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here."
4984, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"And what if I was still fat?  Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure."
4985, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Ok, ok, How about if we split it?"
4986, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture—I didn't have my camera!
4987, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"So, so is she still going to Paris?"
4988, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!"
4989, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,How did you do that?
4990, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Joey,"Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh..."
4991, Central Perk,,9,Joey,She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?
4992, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s not, it’s not."
4993, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Yeah, but it didn’t fit. Well, luckily there’s a store here that has one left in her size, but I’m the groom, I’m not supposed to see the dress…"
4994, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,What?! It’s not right! We’re not ready to have a kid now!!
4995, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey, Celebrity.
4996, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"Hi Phoebe Abott, I’m your best friends daughter!"
4997, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,I don’t know what you’re talking about.
4998, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"Turkey’s are beautiful, intelligent animals!"
4999, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Okay, on three. One....Two...."
5000, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,There was nudity!
5001, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,I just wan't to...
5002, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Awwwahuh, no, no, no!!"
5003, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!"
5004, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Thank you. 
5005, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I'm begging you stop.
5006, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,"Well y’know, things are different. I’m…I’m married now."
5007, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,You still here?
5008, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,This is your cellphone?
5009, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here "
5010, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"No, you sh—No you said you made that up!!"
5011, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Chandler,Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?
5012, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,Hi.
5013, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross, Okay dad.
5014, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, she can't be herself."
5015, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y�you know, everything is gonna be fine. The baby�s sleeping."
5016, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Phoebe,Not if you were here.
5017, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,Thanks.
5018, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!
5019, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,I came over here to tell you guys.
5020, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"Sure, ok, yeah."
5021, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,I couldn't even if I wanted too.
5022, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Joey,"I do. There’s uh, let’s see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I’ve Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty."
5023, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,I have a weird feeling about this place.  How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
5024, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why."
5025, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey.
5026, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?"
5027, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,Honey! That’s crazy! I don’t want you to get me a stripper…
5028, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica, Who is that?!
5029, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself."
5030, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Really? Wh-what's wrong?
5031, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"Okay uh, here’s the electric bill. "
5032, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Make a wish?
5033, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?"
5034, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Well I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
5035, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,"So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her."
5036, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"You hear that! That is her chose, mister I’ll let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! "
5037, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross, Hello!
5038, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,"Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. "
5039, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, we’re making out. You know."
5040, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
5041, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler, Should we call the spitter?
5042, After dinner,,3,Ross,Well Mr. Big Shot is better than ‘wethead’.
5043, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!"
5044, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Okay.
5045, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Actually I’m a palian… Dinosaurs is fine… the drawing is not.
5046, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe, Yummy noises.
5047, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,Can you figure out what I’m doing?
5048, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it."
5049, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,I know.
5050, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,I just asked that girl out.
5051, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey," Oh, Chandler."
5052, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas."
5053, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica," Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap."
5054, Classroom," Joey is coaching his student,",3,Joey,Wow! That was good. That was... Tweezers?
5055, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... 
5056, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,"So y’know Ross it’s funny ‘cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?"
5057, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica, Oh.
5058, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
5059, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Did you like learn about her family?
5060, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that sounds great."
5061, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
5062, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?"
5063, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,Not like this!
5064, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Oh, they’re a hoot."
5065, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Where are you going?
5066, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Rachel, come on. Give us a chance."
5067, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, why is your bag moving?"
5068, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.
5069, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they’re probably not even listening!"
5070, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?"
5071, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey,"Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh,  Grandma's chicken salad…"
5072, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
5073, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,Hee hee!
5074, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Well, I guess that's all in the past, now."
5075, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,What 'cha readin'?
5076, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"To be fair, he doesn’t seem to be impersonating Fonzie…"
5077, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee?  Oh, look at that."
5078, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"You want a job? Turn off ""Oprah,"" and send out a resume!"
5079, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,"Well, there’s really only one thing you can do."
5080, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
5081, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, the street. Come on, let’s go to the street. Ooh, listen, don’t go onto the balcony until after I get back. "
5082, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,Hey!
5083, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Oh sorry didn’t mean to interrupt. It’s just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
5084, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,You still haven’t told Rachel you weren’t really proposing?
5085, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross,It does. It really and truly does.
5086, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,"yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other."
5087, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"Oh, see that’s where you’re wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didn’t see it up there, just-just try me."
5088, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,I don't know...
5089, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?"
5090, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,I want to take my tongue... and...
5091, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,And if it’s a girl?
5092, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,That's like a woman wanting to be a...
5093, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Are you okay? You’re not blinking.
5094, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called Get Up."
5095, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,"Oh! That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved in!"
5096, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,You’re Lewis Posin.
5097, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica," Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me."
5098, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
5099, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,I’m not moving!  Is that picture straight?
5100, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Yeah.
5101, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
5102, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,"Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?"
5103, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Nicole Eggert. You'll like her.
5104, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it."
5105, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,I got it! Scotch… tape. 
5106, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Chandler,
5107, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Phoebe,Radiator.
5108, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, and y’know what? I love them both, so why don’t you just pick one and that’ll be it."
5109, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Chandler,You guys wanna eat here?
5110, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else."
5111, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it’s not even like we know how to be with each other anymore."
5112, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Yeah I know it’s really boring, but it’s like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime."
5113, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Phoebe,What? 
5114, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"No, it's not!"
5115, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
5116, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,Huh. Does Monica know about this?
5117, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe,
5118, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"Come on man, really how old?!"
5119,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage."
5120, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,What?
5121, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Honey, it is not a date! I haven’t talked to her in ten years! You can’t just call up somebody you haven’t talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, y’know? You gotta, you got to put in some time."
5122, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"Ohh, fun!"
5123, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,"Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!"
5124, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,So how’s it going with you guys?
5125, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh, okay."
5126, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,Doorknob! Doorknob!
5127, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel,Drums?
5128, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,You mean that?
5129, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Oh I think we do.
5130, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!"
5131, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running."
5132, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Yeah but Pottery Barn! Y’know what I think? It’s just she-she’s weird. Y’know it’s because she’s a twin. Twins are weird.
5133, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway."
5134, Joey’s bedroom," he is awoken by the singing guy,",4,Joey, Okay!
5135, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,
5136, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,"I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late."
5137, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever."
5138, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler, I’m not seeing Monica.
5139, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions."
5140, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
5141, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
5142, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Ross,Phoebe!!
5143, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,
5144, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh well then, so I’m just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger."
5145, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Hey, Pheebs!"
5146, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,What?
5147, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,That was good.
5148, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Ross,Monica!  Would it?
5149, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Hi, guys."
5150, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!
5151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Phoebe,"Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school."
5152, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee."
5153, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?"
5154, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight."
5155, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,
5156, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Just a little bit of sugar.
5157, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,No!
5158, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,I'm so sorry.
5159, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel, I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
5160, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,And now you’re giving me the message!
5161, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Okay. But the question is who’s gonna go first. ‘Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.
5162, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Well, what’d you do?"
5163, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God..."
5164, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Man, do you know what guys want!"
5165, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,And! Break!!
5166, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,You okay?
5167, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Oh hey Rach, listen—Hi!"
5168, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
5169, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
5170, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,I can do that.
5171, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms...  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
5172, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Sorry-
5173, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,"This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?"
5174, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Have you been working out?
5175, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,"So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?"
5176, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Yeah.
5177,,,10,Phoebe,
5178, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around."
5179, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler," Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?"
5180, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler, All right! I found one that fits!
5181, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
5182, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"All right, we'll work it out."
5183, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Rach, he’s not an ex-con."
5184, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,"And I’m blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it,  ""Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."""
5185, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,YES!!!!!!!!
5186, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,That's stealing!
5187, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Chandler, Would you give me one minute!! Please.
5188, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"No, no. But let me show you what I can do. ""Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood."""
5189, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"I’ll be right there!  Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought we’ve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?"
5190, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,"No, I'm just...."
5191, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Why wouldn’t they be happy?
5192, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"I’m sorry, I can’t help you. See?  Rules are rules."
5193, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,Sex in his chair.
5194, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Whatever, it’s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways."
5195, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Okay, fine but please don’t be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted…just sex. So, when I…went to your room that night…I was actually looking…for Joey. "
5196, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Well, I thought so too, but then she said she’d marry you."
5197, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Yeah, make that three."
5198, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, she looks just like a little doll!"
5199, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.
5200, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous."
5201, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Even if we want it really bad.
5202, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,Really? ‘Cause I could kinda use the money.
5203, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,You guys okay?
5204, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,"No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me."
5205, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Your secret bachelorette party…
5206, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,What are you doing here?
5207, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hey.
5208, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica,"Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too."
5209, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson."
5210, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math."
5211, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Rehearse it!
5212, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Oh.  Sorry!
5213, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,Hmmm... Me too...
5214, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Wow! You made a profit!
5215, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,"Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go."
5216, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
5217, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,I grew up with Monica! If you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat!!
5218, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator."
5219, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I thought I had one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that was definitely one."
5220, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,You didn't!
5221, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Oh, really!"
5222, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"Oh, I can't pass for 22?"
5223, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,"Oh thanks.  Champagne, strawberries…Oh my God! I can’t believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!"
5224, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel, What are these?
5225, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,So we're a little late.
5226, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,"Well, isn’t that a good thing? You said you were sick of this."
5227, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel, Hey he's wearing a sweater.
5228, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?"
5229, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,Right. No big deal.
5230, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Uh, actually, that's.."
5231, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,
5232, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Okay.
5233, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
5234, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Not even once.
5235, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,So?
5236, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe, And?
5237, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Hey!
5238, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Wait! Whoa-whoa, you…you gave her the ring?"
5239, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Like finding money with naked people on it!
5240, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!"
5241, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe, That’s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
5242, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story."
5243, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,You know he's gay?
5244, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Ehh.
5245, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
5246, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey, Ok... I mean...
5247, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac."
5248, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,Totally crazy stupid. 
5249, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"That’s okay, I’ll just pick ‘em off."
5250, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,"All right now, memorize it.  You got it?"
5251, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Ross,Wh-what did he say?!
5252, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Joey,Yep.
5253, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and  ""Oh My God""!"
5254, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler, ah-ha!
5255, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Ross,"What?  So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?"
5256, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,What?
5257, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.
5258, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Okay.
5259, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Monica,Hey!
5260, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean that’s a classic, what’s so great about The Shining?"
5261, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,In the beginning where y’know it’s all sex and talking and sex and talking and…
5262, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey," Uh, was that good for you?"
5263, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
5264, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Rachel,Okay.
5265, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,What?!?! Oh dear God!
5266, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, I understand."
5267, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a…man!"
5268, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn..."
5269, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! 
5270, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,What?
5271, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,I’m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren’t that great either.
5272, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,You know you’ve been spitting on me?!
5273, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,"Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... "
5274, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"No. You’re not, you’re not stupid."
5275, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, Yeah!
5276, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Chandler," All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!"
5277, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…"
5278, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel, ...dead!
5279, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Hey,  how you doin’?"
5280, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,You ate my sandwich?
5281, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"All right, me neither! I was just testing you!"
5282, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?"
5283, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,What for?
5284, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,"Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!"
5285, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Chandler, Where exactly were around ten-ish?
5286, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here."
5287, Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office  Sorry.,5,Rachel,
5288, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere."
5289, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didn’t wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
5290, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
5291, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,How much was it?
5292, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Phoebe,"Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that’s pretty amazing too."
5293, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Joey,It's never gonna happen.
5294, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,"Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. "
5295, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Ha! My point!
5296, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay Marjorie, hit it."
5297, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Hey.
5298, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe, Janice.
5299, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,No I'm not sure that it's the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass!
5300, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"All right! So, was it amazing?"
5301, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! "
5302, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,Okay.
5303, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes."
5304, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Sounds like a date to me.
5305, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Do you have my credit card?
5306, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower."
5307, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"Oh no, no, no, no."
5308, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,What?
5309, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Oh my God, is she going back to him?"
5310, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
5311, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica, Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!
5312, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Well, we both have."
5313, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Don't, don't do the plan-laugh."
5314, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh my God! That’s huge!  Wait a minute, why come I wasn’t invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don’t say, ""Ross."" Do not say, ""Ross."""
5315, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,"Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I’m in my map and-and… Hey!"
5316, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Rachel,"Oh, let me see!  Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!"
5317, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, Monica’s are the biggest."
5318, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! "
5319, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know I’m sure that’s not gonna happen this time, why don’t I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph’s."
5320, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Monica,I know.
5321, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?"
5322, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Can I ask you a question?
5323, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"But, they’re across the hall! I mean that’s two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here."
5324, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Well, I'm so excited about this."
5325, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Uh-huh, long time."
5326, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,What?!
5327, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Joey,Yeah! 
5328, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, man. I’m sorry, I’m so-so sorry."
5329, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,I wanna join!
5330, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Monica,
5331, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,What?
5332, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?"
5333, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800.  Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one."
5334, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Well forget it, I’m not telling that girl anything. That is not my responsibility."
5335, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,What are you doing?
5336, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?!  And-and Chandler’s tellin’ ya how much he hates marriage?!
5337, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,I thought I broke Joey’s chair! That’s why I replaced it with mine!
5338, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
5339, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Who cares? Nobody reads those things
5340, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Chandler,To Put the Camera Away!!!
5341, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents!"
5342, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel, Full house.
5343, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Oh, nothing, he’s just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore."
5344, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your,  Busty Ladies?"
5345, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Oh, no. Ah, I playing your husband, Victor. I’m Joey Tribianni."
5346, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe, Monica!
5347, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know."
5348, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m flaky. I’ll say anything."
5349, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Wait, does he eat chalk?"
5350, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!"
5351, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,What is it?
5352, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!
5353, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe," It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you..."
5354, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?
5355, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card."
5356, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, that’s always a painful time! Y’know your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you’re sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag."
5357, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Oh I can’t. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
5358, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross, I gave him an extremely professional massage!
5359, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no."
5360, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,But why?!
5361, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshua’s gone so you and Emily are free to go."
5362, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, there they are!"
5363, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.
5364, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!"
5365, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,"Thank you.  Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?"
5366, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,You like the Purple Rain display!  Hey Bob.
5367, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine!  Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!"
5368, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Dr. Green. How are you? 
5369, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?"
5370, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross, Hey!
5371, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,Hey!  How’s it going?
5372, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,"Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin......does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!"
5373, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"No, y’know what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!"
5374, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,What?
5375, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! What’s this?"
5376, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,Like a log.
5377, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross, Is everything okay?
5378, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,What?
5379, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?"
5380, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Marcel?
5381, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Yeah.
5382, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Wow! So, how are you?"
5383, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Ross,"What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or...?"
5384, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,"Well, it's not."
5385, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, well, umm Grandma died."
5386, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,"Fine! Y’know what? It doesn’t matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom."
5387, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,What is this?
5388, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal.  And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob."
5389, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!
5390, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much ""with the words""."
5391, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,I like it.
5392, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Joey,"[It�s just] So spooky, that�s all."
5393, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"I’m sorry, I can’t help you. See?  Rules are rules."
5394, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"All right, me too.  Should we wake her up?"
5395, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Phoebe,"Oh, right! Your adoption interview!"
5396, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!"
5397, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"Hey, I was looking out for you."
5398, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,Hey.
5399, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,This took you all day?!
5400, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"Yes let’s. Y’know what? Uh, it’s-it’s not important. What is important is that, is that we’re having a baby. And it’s not—Doesn’t matter who came on to who."
5401, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight."
5402, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Oh for cryin’ out loud! 
5403, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I didn’t get the annulment.
5404, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hmm. 
5405, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,What's that?
5406, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Monica, Guys?
5407, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
5408, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, she’s not lookin’ for a serious relationship."
5409, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Why am I hearing cheering?
5410, inside Central Perk,,3,Monica,"No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox."
5411, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second.  Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break."
5412, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,I can’t believe they’ve been together for three years.
5413, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?
5414, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didn’t tell my girlfriend that you love her?
5415, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,Hey!
5416, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time."
5417, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,Right- where we've been looking all night!
5418, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,Get out of the cab!
5419, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe, Hey.
5420, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Sure.
5421, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! It’s me! It’s me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
5422, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,October 18th.
5423, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,Going to the hospital tonight?
5424, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,"No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your  adult film class."
5425, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Wait, we can’t do this."
5426, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Fancy guest.
5427, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
5428, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I gave them to Joey.
5429, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!
5430, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica, Come in. I've been waiting for you.
5431, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"You know what, everything's gonna be okay."
5432, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Yes, is that okay?"
5433, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Monica,Let me try. 
5434, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross,"We uh, we just cooked it up."
5435, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. . I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!"
5436, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,We sure are.
5437, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
5438, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green."
5439, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"Uh, am I curious? I mean, I am as curious as... as... George!!"
5440, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,I say push her down the stairs.
5441, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,Everything doesn't sound fine!
5442, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? "
5443, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Check it out! Almost 3 hours without droppin' it!
5444, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,Okay!
5445, The casting director’s office," Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak,",7,Joey,"Oh! Hey right! Not a problem.  I tell ya, that has never happened before."
5446, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m done. Read mine."
5447, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,Can’t I just look at the handles on them?
5448, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Rachel,"Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him."
5449, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, we killed them all."
5450, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!"
5451, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,Hey!
5452, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,About a week and a half.
5453, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you."
5454, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
5455, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,No you didn't.
5456, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Chandler?
5457, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!"
5458, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,"Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup."
5459, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,What? What? What?! You guys knew?  You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
5460, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
5461, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"Well. I guess you think you’re pretty special huh? Sittin’ up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin’ stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well y’know what?  This is one star who’s hoop… This is a star that the hoop—this hoop—I was Dr. Drake Remoray!"
5462, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"Hey, that is the…baby’s problem.  Oh, everything okay with the waiter?"
5463, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Which is why you should do it.
5464, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,Really? Which one?
5465, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Monica is entering with a mug,",7,Monica,Ohh! Ohhhh! Were you sleeping sweetie? I’m sorry. Here. 
5466, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Okay. 
5467, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,"OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK."
5468, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, right! "
5469, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, it was good! It was good. Actually, the baby started kicking!"
5470, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,Thunder being stolen!!
5471, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,"Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket."
5472, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,And you’ll be nice?
5473, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,All right.
5474, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe," Chandler, you stink of cigarettes."
5475, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,Pheebs!
5476, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,"Well, you couldn’t get them anyway. Ian doesn’t plan anymore and Derrick…  And Derrick is a name I shouldn’t know."
5477, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross, Rach? Hi!
5478, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ross, she’s not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind."
5479, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Okay.  Can you give me a little push?
5480, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,..."
5481, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,Hey. So where's Mon?
5482, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work..."
5483, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,"I’m just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you."
5484, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,"The good stuff, huh?"
5485, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,"Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I’d be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups."
5486, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?
5487, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,Who is this?
5488, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,Promise me you’ll be careful.
5489, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I don't think so.
5490, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together "
5491, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,"No, I don't think so."
5492, Nana's house," Ross, Mrs, Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes,",1,Ross,I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.
5493, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"I don’t think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?"
5494, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby."
5495, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Fine.
5496, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
5497, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let’s take a look at… 
5498, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, God bless us, everyone."
5499, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Okay, go to the left.  The left!"
5500, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,"Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews  And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with."
5501, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Are you okay?
5502, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
5503, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,And I think Ross is generous too.
5504, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,That’s laughter.
5505, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, you can’t tell her not to go. You just started dating."
5506, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Okay. Bye.
5507, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Listen, I um… I heard about the engagement."
5508, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,She’s just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.
5509, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Listen, I know the invitation says 600, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?"
5510, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,"All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, it’s over."
5511, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.
5512, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Well then, you should look with us."
5513, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!!  You guys are gonna be so happy!
5514, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me."
5515, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,"Oh yea yea, absolutely."
5516, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross," It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again."
5517, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,You're mother killed herself!
5518, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,It’s sex.
5519, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what we can do? Y’know, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, y’know like we did when we were first going out. It’d be fun!"
5520, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,"Ugh, what a kiss ass."
5521, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don’t fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they’ll start listening to all the nice things I’ve been saying about you."
5522, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler,Okay!  We're gonna get married!
5523, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,The floating heads do make a good point.
5524, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,You are the official baby crier stopper!
5525, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!"
5526, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"So, you’d hire me, right?"
5527, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
5528, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"Okay, Phoebe…"
5529, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,"Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily."
5530, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"Nah, he doesn’t do anything for me."
5531, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!"
5532, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,"Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?"
5533, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Well then I can't tell you what I know.
5534, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I snapped! Okay? You weren't taking the class seriously."
5535, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar."
5536, Central Perk," Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean,",3,Phoebe,Ameri-can.
5537, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,"Honey, are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?"
5538, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Monica,"Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag."
5539, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Monica and Chandler are living together!
5540, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Ow!! Ow!!
5541, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe,Yeah!
5542, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,Not that often!
5543, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?"
5544, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I think we should see other people."
5545, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!"
5546, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Well, these really are the days of our lives."
5547, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,You built a fort didn't ya?
5548, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I’d take that bad boy out for a little spin."
5549, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Yeah? I’m proud of me too.
5550, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Maybe you two should live together.
5551, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Did he pull the old… 
5552, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,Hello!
5553, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
5554, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?"
5555, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Joey,"No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down."
5556, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,She hot?
5557, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?"
5558, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Yeah that didn’t sound like me.
5559, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
5560, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,"Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever."
5561, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,Hey.
5562, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,"Sure. Sure. Look I don’t, I don’t know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam."
5563, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, we both can. And we both will."
5564, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
5565, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,So do you think that my dream means anything?
5566, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,I hope Ross isn't too upset.
5567, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"No the man’s right, that’s what I had with Rachel."
5568, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Monica,That's all right.
5569, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,"Hey! You’re here! Great! Great! Great! Let’s get going buddy, we’ve got a scene to shoot!"
5570, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Oh. Okay, just breathe."
5571, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,Ok.
5572, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
5573, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross," Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica."
5574, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I guess, but what’s like heads and what’s tails?"
5575, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
5576, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,"I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry."
5577, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy."
5578, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"Ross, say something. Anything."
5579, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,I knew you were not okay with that.
5580, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey.
5581, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Maybe. Joey Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
5582, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Ok. First of all, this is green!"
5583, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know!  So, what do you think?"
5584, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,Well let's….let's see what everybody thinks of that?
5585, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Did not.
5586, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,On the touchy.
5587, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her."
5588, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey," All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have."
5589, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler,No! No! No! I was so careful! 
5590, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,Don’t even get me started on yours!
5591, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,Hi!
5592, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,Mm-hmm.
5593, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Yeah it is, it is.  We really, really have to do something about that."
5594, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she’s like OLD NEWS!"
5595, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!"
5596, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,It kicked! I think the baby kicked!
5597, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,No!
5598, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah!"
5599, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,What are you doing?
5600, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,Great. Great.
5601, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Monica,"Well, I do."
5602, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,With an aptitude for science.
5603, Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?"
5604, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,That’s what I was gonna say.
5605, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,What?
5606, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Yes, is that okay?"
5607, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Whatever! Okay, I’m not your mother."
5608, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler," Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?"
5609, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Bad London! 
5610, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much. "
5611, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
5612, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"Oh, that’s Parent’s Day, first grade. That’s me with the janitor Martin."
5613, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!"
5614, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Oh that tart... floozy... giant...
5615, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Joey,"Ross! Ross! If you’re going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? "
5616, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Not yet.
5617, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now."
5618, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Joey,I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We  invented this game!
5619, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Ohh! 
5620, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Joey,"Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!"
5621, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,You stole the phone!
5622, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I… "
5623, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe, Ooh! I found it!
5624, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Listen uh, I’m really sorry, it looks like I’m gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasn’t there!"
5625, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey, You’ll tell me later?
5626, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Well umm, maybe we could uhh…  Ah-ha! Too slow!!"
5627, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh! Well, if that’s what you want…"
5628, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,Yeah
5629, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Just mine?
5630, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, are you aware unagi  is an eel?"
5631, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective!  Right?
5632, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel, Oh gosh! Whoa!
5633, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,When you thought Joey proposed did…did you say yes?
5634, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?"
5635, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
5636, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah?"
5637, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that."
5638, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,"What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it..."
5639, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,This is huge!
5640, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,Oh! I would love to read a poem.
5641, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"I’m in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think there’s something wrong."
5642, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,What—But you saw the show!
5643, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
5644, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica, I’m not laughing.
5645, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor."
5646, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey," my parents, who’ve always been there for me. I’d also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel…"
5647, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"We have good news, look whose back!"
5648, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Chandler," Hey! Here’s a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding."
5649, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,What are you guys gonna do?
5650, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe," Oh, whew, no, that's Bob."
5651, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,You have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.
5652, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together."
5653, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Joey,"Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!"
5654, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?  Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village."
5655, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,"I know! I know, it’s such a huge, life-altering thing."
5656, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are."
5657, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.
5658, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Uh, Joe?"
5659, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
5660, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler, It is not okay that I'm aroused by this now.
5661, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Y'know, just be there for her."
5662, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna  pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her."
5663, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,"No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about."
5664, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,Okay! 
5665, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"No, I'm-I'm serious!"
5666, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,Well it's not flexed right now!
5667, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
5668, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. 
5669, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's."
5670, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,The paper.
5671, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe, Greg and Jenny?
5672, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
5673, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, that helps."
5674, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia."
5675, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,I was sending you signals?
5676, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
5677, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Ross,"Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn’t want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can’t."
5678, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"I don't know, I don't know."
5679, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Pretty much.
5680, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,What?
5681, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey," Hey, Paul!"
5682, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
5683, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What did you do?
5684, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!
5685, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"Chandler, you're panicking!"
5686, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Why? What was it?
5687, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, good! Ok..."
5688, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"They couldn’t be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me."
5689, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,But also knowing it means a lot.
5690, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,All right I’ll have one. 
5691, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh hey!
5692, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,Me too!
5693, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," Yeah, maybe."
5694, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,Well what’s fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game that’s just people standing around answering questions?
5695, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"I've always wanted to live with a guy. ""Pick up your socks!"" ""Put down the toilet seat!"" ""No! We're not having sex anymore!"" It's gonna be fun!"
5696, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Okay! You take care!
5697, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?"
5698, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Oh…  Can you imagine if I hadn’t left you that last one? You two might’ve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It’s like it was in the stars!
5699, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica," The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I’m sorry! I have to start getting ready! I’m getting married today!"
5700, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel, Oh my God! My dog died!
5701, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,Well I’d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
5702, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"Listen also we’re uh, we’re watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over."
5703, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I was just gonna ask!"
5704, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Things that go ""tssst"" when you put them out."
5705, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his SEXretary."
5706, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,I feel so used.
5707, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"What, what."
5708, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,That is the most ridiculous...
5709, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,Mmm.
5710, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey,"Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!"
5711, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,Thank you.
5712, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.
5713, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Monica,"Aww, thank you.  Uh Rach?"
5714, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Monica,"Oh, you're so wonderful."
5715, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,You’re welcome. 
5716, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?"
5717, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,Megan!
5718, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Yeah, that'll do it."
5719, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,Oh Ah!  Oh you guys I love it.
5720, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Need some help?
5721, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
5722, A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat  thank you. This is me. Here.,3,Phoebe,
5723, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Phoebe,"I'm still on ""no."""
5724, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment."
5725, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!"
5726, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,And-and what else?
5727, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!"
5728, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Chandler,
5729, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Alright, but you have to do one sometime."
5730, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again.
5731, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,"Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about."
5732, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,Y-y-yeah! 
5733, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,That's what they'll call us.
5734, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,Hee hee!
5735, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Joey, It wasn’t that good.
5736, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,"Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her."
5737, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,"Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty."
5738, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Love your condoms my man.
5739, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,Yeah!
5740, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,Yeah right! 
5741, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Joey,Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third.
5742, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious...  what that would be like?..."
5743, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,Hey!
5744, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,"Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!"
5745, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey,He hooked up!! Tell us about her!
5746, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, ok, I wasn't rich like you guys, ok, I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony… I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer…"
5747, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,Je m'appelle!
5748, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,Come on! Chandler!
5749, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch."
5750, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Hey, maybe that's for the best."
5751, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
5752, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,Exactly.
5753, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,We can’t do this.
5754, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!"
5755, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Why else would I be here?
5756, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably just make you stand in the back."
5757, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Thanks!
5758, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,Hey so where’s Ross?
5759, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I'm sorry."
5760, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,What does she mean by 'involved'?
5761, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Chandler,"Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. "
5762, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You knew about that?
5763, After dinner,,3,Ross,It gives it a nice antiquey look.
5764, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Ross,"But-but, if you don’t love this, we’ll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it’s fine, whatever you want."
5765, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,"Wow! I mean, I just—I can’t, I can’t believe this. Y’know, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe who’s always been somewhat of a question mark."
5766, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey,"No-no! I’m fine. It’s just… Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way?"
5767, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,"Oh, well, I can move... "
5768, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"Well, that’s great."
5769, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Why not?
5770, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,Let’s not do that any more.
5771, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"I don’t know, y’know? I feel a little umm… No, y’know what? Nevermind, I’m gonna be fine."
5772, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,No you didn't!
5773, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"No-no, it’s uh, it’s Heston."
5774, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,What d'you think?
5775, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,"No, but it’s okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it."
5776, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday."
5777, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,Joey! I’m so proud of you!
5778, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Why, just a tiny little..."
5779, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Nu-uh!
5780, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Hey, how are you feelin’? Any morning sickness?"
5781, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. "
5782, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel, Okay.
5783, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"You mean like, music?"
5784, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,What are you doing here? I thought you had to do inventory all day.
5785, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,Yeah.
5786, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,"I love the ""I forgot the present"" fake out!"
5787, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Monica,"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too."
5788, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs  without taking the tin foil off.
5789, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,Oh yeah.
5790, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey,"All right, let's go Pheebs."
5791, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,Okay.  You can feel all the bones in your skull.
5792, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready."
5793, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Right.
5794, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Look, I-I know it’s not a proposal and I don’t know where you are, but with everything that’s been going on and with Emma and…I’ve been feeling…"
5795, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,Hey!... aaaaaahhhh!
5796, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,Wait here. Breathe.
5797, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,Nothing.
5798, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,"What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe—Ooh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets! "
5799, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,I made that joke up.
5800, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, look at that."
5801, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,I didn't know Ross and you were so close.
5802, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Vomit tux? Who vomited on—y'know what, what you up to Joe?"
5803, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,What?!
5804, Joey's audition,,3,Joey, you've got to pick a pocket or two..........
5805, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
5806, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
5807, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Oh, thank you... "
5808, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Chandler,
5809, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! 
5810, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Ow! Ow! Oh, no-no-no!"
5811, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,Oh I don’t know that it would.
5812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,We’re not?!
5813, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmm, soup.  I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!"
5814, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"Yeah, just... just Nana stuff."
5815, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I'm gonna get the lasagna.
5816, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.
5817, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables,",9,Joey,"You know, ah, I’ve been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, it’s not my fault. It’s a natural instinct."
5818, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Chandler,Ohh.
5819, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What's going on?
5820, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know what you’re thinkin’! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy."
5821, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay.
5822, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Really?
5823, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Sure! Got to!
5824, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Huh. Y’know what’s not one of a kind? A twin!
5825, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,"So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen."
5826, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,What party?
5827, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!"
5828, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Gas? Wow! Intense.
5829, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. "
5830, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up.  Look Emma, look who's baaack!"
5831, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,What?!
5832, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?"
5833, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids."
5834, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino’s."
5835, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise."
5836, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
5837, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I won't be here."
5838, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Le Poo's still alive?!
5839, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,Yeah I guess you're right.
5840, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Well why didn’t you take the job?
5841, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. "
5842, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
5843, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,I broke my thumb.
5844, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,We’re not actors.
5845, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Um. I know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be pushing it a little, um."
5846, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours."
5847, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, that paper’s two weeks old."
5848, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Okay!
5849, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you."
5850, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hi!  Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?"
5851, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!"
5852, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Wow!
5853, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"Thank you, thanks.  would you, can you finish my set?"
5854, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing."
5855, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Ross,Are you sure?
5856, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,"Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since. But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious."
5857, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
5858, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,Whoa!
5859, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"Uh yeah, I guess—Yeah! I guess so."
5860, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. That-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no confusion? 
5861, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Ross,
5862, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Ohhhh 
5863, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,Oooohh that’s interesting.
5864, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"That’s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!"
5865, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Oh that’s too bad. It’s true, but too bad."
5866, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!"
5867, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Are you insane? C'mere, Marcel, c'mon. "
5868, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,"All right, then massage me up right nice!"
5869, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now."
5870, Central Perk,,9,Chandler, Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!
5871, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,That’s what?!
5872, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,He's like a big disgusting...
5873, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Insane.
5874, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Wait, you can't take the money out."
5875, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I know that means buddy!"
5876, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
5877, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that he’d better come up here and apologize. I’ll see you later. "
5878, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Monica,Hey!
5879, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bride’s maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you’re not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?"
5880, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?"
5881, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Good night! 
5882, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,We are there!
5883, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"Chandler!!! Chandler!!!  Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!"
5884, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,Oh I’m sorry mummy’s so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh.   Shhh! Go back to sleep
5885, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Why are you looking at me like that?
5886, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"Pick me, I look great in a tux and I will not steal focus."
5887, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, I don’t really their permission."
5888, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica, Hi.
5889, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
5890, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Yeah.
5891, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,No. Why?
5892, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica,Can we come in?
5893, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad."
5894, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?"
5895, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Don’t worry about it Pheebs.
5896, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, you give the worst massages in the world."
5897, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Chandler,"We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked."
5898, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,"Oh, very funny. I don’t know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. "
5899, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Rachel,Wow.
5900, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
5901, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,No. I think we learned that from the sugarlips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.
5902, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Hi... I'm on a date...
5903, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,"Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, ""Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?""  Yeah, then you did that."
5904, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Hey! So what do you think?
5905, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Ross,What is it?
5906, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,You look great!
5907, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Rachel,"Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!"
5908, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?"
5909, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica, Excuse me?
5910, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Well you’re not gonna be able to keep doing this.
5911, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone."
5912, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I can’t figure out what to make Monica.
5913, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in."
5914, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,Shh-shh-shh! The guys don’t know yet do they?
5915, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica, Are you through with that?
5916, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow! Ow!
5917, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Rachel,"No, it wasn't. It was actually the…"
5918, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
5919, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler," Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe."
5920, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica," I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!"
5921, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me."
5922, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,Maybe I’ll take her to that new French restaurant down the street…
5923, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
5924, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?"
5925, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?"
5926, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,What?
5927, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,You are?
5928, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler,"Ring dammit, ring!"
5929, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,
5930, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
5931, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey," Yeah, okay but look, buy uh—Hey-hey, y’know, y’know who else I like? You! And it-it doesn’t get said enough. I like you Ross."
5932, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Aw, don't do that"
5933, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,"Are you freaking kidding me, Green?"
5934, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross,All right. I think it was a mouse.
5935, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, We both do that!
5936, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,You got it. Come here. 
5937, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"I can show you, I have it on videotape!  It’s an expression."
5938, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,Here it comes.
5939, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,"Well, no. You’re Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! "
5940, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Hey.
5941, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,Yeah.
5942, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,What about Game 1 of the Series?
5943, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up pbbqqt...."
5944, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,Thanks.
5945, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,Joey?! Joey!! 
5946, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Uh-hmm.
5947, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,Would you stop staring at her?
5948, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,Oh! No-n-
5949, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Ross, It was ok...
5950, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh, no, no. That is a doll."
5951, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,What?!
5952, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel, Joey…
5953, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey, Kiss her! Kiss her!
5954, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song."
5955, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,"Well, I'm gonna go get ready,  for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head."
5956, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Yes, but for the last time."
5957, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,.
5958, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,Well that would help the pride thing.
5959, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, impressive."
5960, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?"
5961, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,"Well, only if you order stuff."
5962, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,Why? Why can’t you go to him?
5963, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Good.
5964, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Come on man, you know I’d do it for you! Because, you’re my best friend."
5965, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,Feel me up?
5966, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,You have a play date with a stripper?!
5967, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,"No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate."
5968, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Oh, you had that?"
5969, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,"Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain."
5970, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, and I’m sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that’s very rare."
5971, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel, He doesn't speak much English.
5972, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,I ran!!
5973, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y'know?"
5974, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Okay.  Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle."
5975, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler," Oh, this is not that bad."
5976, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Get back in there! 
5977, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,Really?
5978, The Museum of Prehistoric History ,,5,Ross,
5979, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
5980, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,What?! She made the tea! 
5981, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Totally worth it!
5982, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Phoebe,You guys make a very attractive couple. 
5983, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Okay, okay. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley."
5984, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"You, you go long."
5985, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, whadyou do with him?"
5986, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Okay listen, y’know when you move in Rachel’s room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?"
5987, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,And done!
5988, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...
5989, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,"Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger."
5990, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her."
5991, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,Second date!
5992, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross..."
5993, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Oh, that sounds like fun, but we’ve got a ring to find!!"
5994, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,Not yet.
5995, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,And a small piece of chocolate.
5996, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,No.
5997, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"I know.  Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?"
5998, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,Hmm.
5999, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,I don’t want to look.
6000, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him."
6001, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his,",6,Rachel,Ohh! My God! Barry!!
6002, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Ross,"Now, hold on! Hold on!  That’s all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that."
6003, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,"Y’know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?"
6004, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,My little brother’s getting married!!
6005, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,You okay over there?
6006, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think we're ready for something like that?
6007, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace…"
6008, Classroom," Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before he’s done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name,",3,Joey,"Good evening. I’m Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as  Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along."
6009, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,"Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup?  Oh-ohhhh!"
6010, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!"
6011, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey, I can hear you!
6012, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,I need more swordfish.  Can you get me some more swordfish?
6013, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Okay, let’s play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently."
6014, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
6015, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,"Yeah, you should."
6016, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,Oh…Rach!
6017, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
6018, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear."
6019, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Phoebe," Blah blargah, blar-blab."
6020, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Phoebe,"Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?"
6021, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, I’m coming up!
6022, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because you’re a client, I can’t ask you out, even though you give me y’know, the feeling."
6023, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Argue with that.
6024, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Jody!
6025, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,Name one of his books.
6026, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,You got it.
6027," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Relish!
6028, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler," Oh dear God, there's two of them!"
6029, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?"
6030, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,"Well, you're not,  You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!"
6031, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,How long have we been home?
6032, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica, Give me that!
6033, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel," I’m training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks."
6034, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"I can see it now, ""Look dad, it’s the Sphinx!"" "
6035, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway."
6036, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,I didn't say we were brothers.
6037, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
6038, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys."
6039, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe,Now give me my real gift.
6040, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,No you didn’t.
6041, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Well then, you should look with us."
6042, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,What’s going on?
6043, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Hey! Y’know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they’re supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!"
6044, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
6045, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Anyway, it uh…look it’ll just…take me a while to get over her, that’s all. I’m not even sure how to do that, I mean I’ve never been in love before so…"
6046, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
6047, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey," Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you."
6048, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,Got ya. 
6049, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"I-I-I-I-I don’t know, I don’t know what to say."
6050, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Chandler,That’s not a state Joe.
6051, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time."
6052, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,Okay.
6053, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Ross,"Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang."
6054, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Okay.
6055, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own."
6056, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Rachel, I got the job!
6057, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No I don’t know Chandler! Not anymore! It’s like it’s like something’s changed.
6058, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
6059, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Joey,"Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this."
6060, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude."
6061, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry."
6062, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,Shut up!
6063, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Hey listen man, about the stripper…"
6064, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,"Okay. It’s okay. We’re gonna be okay. Y’know what? It’s okay. I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!"
6065, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah. Everything but, the little blue one. "
6066, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut.
6067, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
6068, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!
6069, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Ok, so you've done some good work!  What about your carry-ons?"
6070, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Look, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry."
6071, Central Perk,,10,Monica, Hey guys!
6072, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Not much to tell there I’m really shy.
6073, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Hey, Mon! I’m not doing anything, why don’t you fire me?"
6074, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,You don’t?!
6075, Cole-Geddes Casting Agency," Joey is there on his audition and thinking about that 2,000 bucks for the twins study,",6,Joey,
6076, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!"
6077, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica," Wait, did you know it was twins?"
6078, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,"See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes.  Me."
6079, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"You don’t know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!"
6080, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,Y'don't think that makes me seem a little...
6081, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,Can I be that guy?
6082, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey,"See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure."
6083, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
6084, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,You are so great! I love you!
6085, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
6086, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,I'm gonna miss you so much.
6087, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other."
6088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Forget it, she’s destroying it."
6089, Estelle's memorial service," Joey is giving a speech, Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him,",10,Joey,Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... 
6090, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Okay .
6091, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,But...
6092, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
6093, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?"
6094, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,You know…Oh My God.
6095, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Oh great! Y’know I would’ve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Y’know, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! "
6096, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,"Really? Okay, so why don’t you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?"
6097, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,Phoebe no!
6098, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"And on your anniversary, for shame!"
6099, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey, But you haven't even heard the chorus!
6100, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
6101, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,"Myself. Y’know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check!  My mom does it, I never realized it was weird."
6102, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Oh.  Ohh. Ohh, you’re out of your mind."
6103, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross," Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!"
6104, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,You really want to take me?
6105, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?"
6106, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,Really? I don't really feel like it.
6107, Piano bar,,9,Monica,"""To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?"""
6108, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,"All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then."
6109, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Believe me I’m trying.
6110, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.
6111, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler, Hey! How’d the interview go?
6112, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Yes, Ross. "
6113, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,"Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?"
6114, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel," Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!"
6115, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now."
6116, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Halftime.
6117, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. "
6118, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?"
6119, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,All right.
6120, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Sweetie you’re doing great.
6121, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,Yes... What is the end of that sentence?
6122, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Chandler,"…so then the farmer says, ""That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it."" "
6123, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey," Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler..."
6124, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Uh, the book?"
6125, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Santa? Really?
6126, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,Your ex-boyfriend is insane.
6127, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"Hey!  Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!"
6128, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Chandler,Where's Ross?
6129, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica, Ahhhhhhhh!
6130, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"So, uh, why didn't you say anything?"
6131, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,My mother killed herself.
6132, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor."
6133, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Rachel,"Wow, you guys, this is big."
6134, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,I just don't want to be alone tonight.
6135, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great."
6136, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,"Oh! So-so seriously, what time?"
6137, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,"Ohh, Nothing."
6138, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica, This is my favorite part.
6139, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"No. You’re not, you’re not stupid."
6140, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,We did!
6141, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey," Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat."
6142, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,Okay.
6143, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,"But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her."
6144, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Yeah. I’ll let you play with my duck.
6145, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas? No! Didn’t think so! Okay, c’mon guys, show us where the presents are!"
6146, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,"Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, it’s time the velvet ropes came down."
6147, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Uh-hmm.
6148, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,"Oh, it was great. Mark is so sweet."
6149, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Why not!
6150, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Yeah.
6151, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our  anniversary."
6152, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,
6153, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't."
6154, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, sure, okay. Okay."
6155, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the gym.
6156, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"God, it’s great to catch up! I can’t believe how long it’s been!"
6157, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica," Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision."
6158, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,You’ll have a last kiss.
6159, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Ross,"Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her."
6160, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Oh and I’ll call ya too!
6161, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,"Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken."
6162, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Chandler,Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. 
6163, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,I didn’t know it was an auction!
6164, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"Oh, is everything in the car?"
6165, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,"I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe..."
6166, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,"Yeah, it's-it's tough being single. That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda."
6167, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well, lucky for you."
6168, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,The one that doesn't.
6169, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,What? You freak! You wouldn’t even have known about this place if it wasn’t for me!
6170, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"So, I just finished this fascinating book. By the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically you could download your thoughts and memories into this computer and-and-and live forever as a machine."
6171, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"All right, listen you’re just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!"
6172, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,I love that movie. 
6173, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?"
6174, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
6175, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel, That would be no.
6176, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,Do you wanna go hunting?
6177, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,I don't think you mean that.
6178, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it."
6179, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,It's not a baby! It's a cat!
6180, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?"
6181, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,"Don’t go! I’m sorry. I’m so sorry!  Or, call an ambulance."
6182, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Totally.
6183, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,Really?
6184, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica,"Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? "
6185, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Joey,"It’s between us and the sea, Ross!"
6186, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ok!  Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
6187, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,How was your conference?
6188, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Ha! Ha! Ha!
6189, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me."
6190, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up."
6191, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,Hi!
6192, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,"Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too."
6193, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,That’s not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
6194, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?"
6195, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!"
6196, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Joey,Then don't go!
6197, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Monica,"Yeah, ah, but Pheebs don’t you think he’s a little young to get married?"
6198, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing."
6199, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica, Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
6200, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no-no, no!"
6201, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler, Hey.
6202, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Chandler,"Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. "
6203, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,What's that? 
6204, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Rachel,"Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!"
6205, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, I kinda thought."
6206, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!"
6207, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"May fifth, why?"
6208, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?
6209, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Nope, not that one."
6210, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Wow!
6211, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! You’re my hero!"
6212, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"I mean, I-I, I really shouldn’t say. I mean, I’m really not supposed to."
6213, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,"Yeah, I’ll get right on that."
6214," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey,"Noo,  In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the..."
6215, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"OW, why, why, why?"
6216, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! 
6217, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,"Why don’t take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, I’ll hold onto your card, okay?"
6218, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,All right!
6219, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. "
6220, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,So you’re not homesick yet?
6221, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,"Ick, you were eavesdropping."
6222, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,What?
6223, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,"Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received."
6224, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,Oh I do!  I know it’s in here somewhere.
6225, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,I have a problem.
6226, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I do, I believe you."
6227, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Awe!  Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?"
6228, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. Oh but don’t tell them Monica’s pregnant because, they frown on that."
6229, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"Oh, no no no. It’s for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise."
6230, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Rachel,"Ohhh, this is the least jealous I’ve ever been!"
6231, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Rachel," Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!"
6232, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,Yeah!
6233, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,Why not?!
6234, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Actually, I did!"
6235, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
6236, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,Thanks. Oh.
6237, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,What?
6238, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,Oh.
6239, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel, Oh yeah? Okay.
6240, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross," No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?"
6241, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,Uh-huh.
6242, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctor’s uterus though. Mild discomfort, what’s he talking about?"
6243, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Rachel,Hi sweetie!
6244, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,No.  wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
6245, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Phoebe,Hey will you get me tickets too?
6246, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,The Police? Here? A reunion?! 
6247, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,Me too.
6248, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Phoebe,"'Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!"
6249, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Joey!
6250, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Hey.
6251, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,What? Who says that?
6252, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first."
6253, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!"
6254, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, poor baby."
6255, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,Happy Thanksgiving!
6256, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Hello.  Oh, hey Ross!"
6257, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.
6258, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,"Yeah, come on, we can be guys!"
6259, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,"I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something."
6260, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey," ""I think you know!"" "
6261, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,
6262, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man. "
6263, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,What?
6264, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,All right. Feel good?
6265, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Nothing...
6266, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,When have I ever done that?! 
6267, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"You're right, I'm sorry. You're right."
6268, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
6269, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Shhh!! Please! What’s he saying?
6270, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Well. Hey…
6271, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,I'm up for tenure.
6272, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,As a romancer of the elderly.
6273, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler, She was working on Valentine’s Day so we’re celebrating it tonight.
6274, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey," Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?"
6275, Central Perk,,10,Ross,Yeah!
6276, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,Hey! 
6277, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Chandler,What is going on here?
6278, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,You must think I'm crazy.
6279, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,"Hey. Here.  Ohh, who’s the silver fox?"
6280, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey,"You meant sex, right?"
6281, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross, Hi!
6282, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Rachel, I’ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?"
6283, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,No-no! I-I…I found one.
6284, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Y’know what you guys? I’m uh, I’m gonna go too. And uh, I’m sorry about everything."
6285, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross," What do you mean ""no""? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay. "
6286, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
6287, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,What are you guys doing up?
6288, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
6289, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,What?
6290, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I didn’t… I never said that.
6291, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Monica,"Well, you tell a lot of jokes!"
6292, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
6293, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Soon! I-I just couldn’t before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldn’t do that to her, she’s my best friend!"
6294, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide."
6295, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! I’m gonna have to find another minister.
6296, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
6297, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money."
6298, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Y’know what? You’re right, I’m sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely."
6299, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,"I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldn’t believe me."
6300, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross," Hey, let's not do this! "
6301, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Chandler,That is the exact same thing.
6302, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Come on, lottery!! "
6303, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel," So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?"
6304, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Sp-spoil?
6305, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? ""Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"""
6306, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry."
6307, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Where are you going?
6308, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?"
6309, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"I'll get it, okay.  Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that."
6310, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.
6311, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Get the hell out of there, y’know?"
6312, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"Oh okay, I see what you’re doing there."
6313, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,I know!
6314, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, ""Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!""  Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!"
6315, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey,"Hey, all right!"
6316, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?"
6317, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,So tell me about this girl?
6318, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,That’s Will from high school!
6319, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica, Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?
6320, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Probably just the first half.
6321, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,Why would you do that?
6322, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel, What?!
6323, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,How'd you get to that?
6324, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,"Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that?  Especially you!"
6325, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,She-she died Jill.
6326, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"No, they-they weren’t in the play."
6327, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"Yeah, come on in. Molly?"
6328, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
6329, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?"
6330, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say."
6331, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
6332, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,What? What is it?
6333, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Noo!!
6334, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,"Well, that-that-that’s it? You’re gonna, you’re gonna put it on your self or anything?"
6335, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Monica,
6336, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel," Uhh, hang in there?"
6337, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Ross,I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
6338, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Because it’s our thirtieth birthday.
6339, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Well maybe you don’t have to tell him anything.
6340, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,That was different!
6341, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?"
6342, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Yes!  You're never gonna make it!
6343, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
6344, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"Oh, it’s okay. "
6345, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Yeah, kinda. It’s this woman from work. I hope that won’t be too weird. Will it, Rach?"
6346, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,It doesn’t matter. You don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
6347, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,Your work makes me sad.
6348, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Can't really say!
6349, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.
6350, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,
6351, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"Well, what is the truth?"
6352, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,Really?
6353, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,"Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?"
6354, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,No! No! No! I just kissed her.
6355, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?
6356, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,I thought you could use the help.
6357, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
6358, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey," Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?"
6359, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay then."
6360, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Y’know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies…"
6361, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,What?!
6362, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica, Oh sweet Lord.
6363, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in…  I’ve been watching too much porn."
6364, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Y’know, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?"
6365, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel," Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power."
6366, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Rachel,Homo.
6367, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?"
6368, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,Only like a month!
6369, Chandler and Joey's," it’s the middle of the night, Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre,",3,Joey,Every night!!
6370, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"You guys have one of those signs that says 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know."
6371, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,"Look, we’ve always talked about having babies someday. I’m not saying it has to be right now, but I’m starting to think that we can handle it. We’re good. We’re really good."
6372, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,We're taking a break!
6373, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey, Really?
6374, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth. "
6375, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler," So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?"
6376, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?"
6377, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
6378, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,Not a good day for birds...
6379, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,Well that’s a full cup! 
6380, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,I have no idea.
6381, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Ross,I know. I feel horrible. Okay.
6382, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Why did they get divorced?
6383, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Joey,"Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys.  Could we please..go home now?"
6384, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"I’m sorry. I’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay?"
6385, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Okay?
6386, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!
6387, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Phoebe,"Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this."
6388, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?"
6389, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,Huh!
6390, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother."
6391, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here.  What do you want from me?!!!!!!!"
6392, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!"
6393, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Okay. I can do that.  I gotta go powder my ass.
6394, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,You do that every year??
6395, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Joey,Who's Rick?
6396, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,"Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. ."
6397, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,OH MY GOD!! I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!!
6398, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Your pants!
6399, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again."
6400, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Aww, there we go."
6401, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Hey! Did you find the cameras?
6402, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey,That thing was a hazard!  I’m very safety conscious.
6403, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?"
6404, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Yes please.
6405, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler, I love you too.
6406, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Oh! 
6407, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?"
6408, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,It’s wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
6409, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily!  Hi!"
6410, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,How is that gonna happen?
6411, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Rachel,You!
6412, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,I think you’re right.
6413, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty."
6414, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?"
6415, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Oooh, the next part’s the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub..."
6416, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Phoebe,Really?! I won!
6417, The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot,,5,Monica, I know! I know! I know!
6418, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Yes!
6419, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,Why do you care so much anyway?
6420, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh I’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room?"
6421, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,Damnit!
6422, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!"
6423, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Oh really? Did she tell you he plays the recorder, recites poetry and bakes Madeleines?"
6424, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!"
6425, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!"
6426, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.
6427, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"What?! That’s not fair! It’s not my fault! I was off with my bride’s maid! And who’s to say I would’ve even said yes?!  I mean I would’ve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!"
6428, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"I am those things, yeah."
6429, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Rachel,"Oh, oh. . What is this?"
6430, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?"
6431, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,Uh!
6432, Airport,,9,Joey, Double promise? Call me when you land.
6433, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey. How was the first day?"
6434, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,"Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?"
6435, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Of course!
6436, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,What the hell are you doing?
6437, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, Okay. Shhh...
6438, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day with Janice!"
6439, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too."
6440, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?"
6441, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,"Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed.  you’re doing great. You’re doing great. You’re doing fine."
6442, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,Ooh! A Salami Buddy!
6443, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Okay.
6444, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,I guess so.
6445, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Chandler, I just don’t see why those two can’t work things out!
6446, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,"No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!"
6447, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,Are you serious?!
6448, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
6449, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy."
6450, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,
6451, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Rachel,Okay.
6452, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Yeah, it must’ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog."
6453, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Phoebe,It’s Lafite. The ’74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.
6454, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,Yeah! 
6455, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"No, she was just much better at job than me!"
6456, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe..."
6457, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
6458, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"Hmm, the game's at one."
6459, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, I still can’t believe you haven’t seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?"
6460, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,He’s looking at me.
6461, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! ""I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"""
6462, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Chandler,I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good conversationalist. Watch.  Say something.
6463, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,What?
6464, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,Oh great!
6465, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,"Joey, I saw you push him!"
6466, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, can we just sign please?"
6467, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
6468, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Love it!
6469, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross, Who did you leave a message with?
6470, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross,Hey!
6471, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,There are no tickets on the nightstand!
6472, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Chandler, what did she say?"
6473, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,What did you get her? 
6474, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,He's so funny! 
6475, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
6476, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!"
6477, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,No! No! No! For my new fridge—our new fridge!
6478, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Yes, second in two years. Third overall."
6479, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,These aren’t for you! Are you upset?
6480, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,That’s right!
6481, Central Perk," later,",3,Monica,"Yeah, sure."
6482, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,"J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better."
6483, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey, Thirty seconds left on the timer!
6484, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler," Yes, yes eight."
6485, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Rachel,
6486, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey,"Yeah, it’s not mine."
6487, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Hey, thanks Rach. "
6488, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching!  It never happened."
6489, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,…Monica.
6490, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross, Together? Like-like to people?
6491, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
6492, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Hey!
6493, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?"
6494, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,When Carol was pregnant with Ben…
6495, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?"
6496, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Oooooh!
6497, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Oh, yeah, totally! That’s such a turn-on!"
6498, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,I can’t say because he’s famous.
6499, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Monica,"Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies! "
6500, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Hi. I’m back.
6501, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica, Why don't I show you the baby's room?
6502, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,"I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. "
6503, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Joey,"Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!"
6504, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
6505, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Joey,"Uh, take a look at the guy’s pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but don’t you think he went a little overboard?"
6506, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, why are we so sure that this is a girl?"
6507, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hey Rach, what about this?  Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I don’t know if I want it because it might be y’know, too many memories!"
6508, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,"Okay, ‘cause that’s not gonna get annoying."
6509, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"And I know both of them, they’re really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who’s always getting chased by those big flowers…"
6510, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert."
6511, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Ohh! 
6512, The Department Store," Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section,",2,Joey,"Mornin'.  I said, mornin'."
6513, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,"Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?"
6514, Central Perk," Ross, Janine and Chandler are there",6,Ross,"That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing."
6515, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,"Y’know what you should do, just toss ‘em in the shedder and claim you never got ‘em."
6516, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don’t get married."
6517, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.
6518, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd...."
6519, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,But I haven't used my card in weeks!
6520, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?"
6521, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Monica, Hello?
6522, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, I’m engaged!"
6523, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Hi! Hi! You’re crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
6524, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh please, he’ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs."
6525, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel," No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that."
6526, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.
6527, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
6528, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Ross,No!
6529, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?"
6530, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,"Okay fine! I’ll-I’ll just tell her it’s an antique apothecary table, she doesn’t have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs."
6531, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey, Did I just throw this?
6532, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,You're not his godfather.
6533, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica, How do you know a mugger?
6534, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,
6535, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, dude!"
6536, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange."
6537, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!"
6538, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,She was a drug dealer!
6539, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door."
6540, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red."
6541, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,Unfortunately that is correct.
6542, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,Hey.
6543, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,
6544, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,Oh. You mind if I join you?
6545, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? "
6546, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils..."
6547, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,Ohhh! Kids!
6548, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God.
6549, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ross, don’t. Ross!"
6550, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress."
6551, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Ooh, well. Ah, I kinda have got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man. "
6552, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of ‘em.
6553, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Chandler, I just don’t see why those two can’t work things out!
6554, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?"
6555, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
6556, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!"
6557, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
6558, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,"This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again."
6559, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,Why would I return it? I love this bag!
6560, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler,And a bagel with only…
6561, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean..."
6562, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Chandler,"And yet, she’s still not hanging up the phone."
6563, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," You’re right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line."
6564, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Ohhh, ooohhh... you are on a roll, mister!"
6565, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,"Dude, come on! French it u-up!"
6566, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice."
6567, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting! 
6568, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,"Yeah, Susan."
6569, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You are soo enjoying this.
6570, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, Denise. Denise!"
6571, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Ross, Hey!
6572, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Well…In-in case of emergency.
6573, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey," You're fake laughing too, right?"
6574, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Ross,"I’m getting married, to..day!!"
6575, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"But Joey you don’t have $20,000!"
6576, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Hey. It's him.  Who is it?
6577, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,"Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again."
6578, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,"No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help."
6579, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...!  Guess what happened at work today..."
6580, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!"
6581, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,This is Janice.
6582, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. 
6583, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,"Oh, that's great! Congratulations!"
6584, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,Y�know this ??? is incredible.
6585, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,You can pee here!
6586, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!"
6587, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
6588, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish..."
6589, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,You don’t have to worry about that okay?
6590, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Ow!
6591, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas."
6592, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica," Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!"
6593, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"Well, howdya feel?"
6594, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey, Hey Mon!
6595, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"""Smoke away."""
6596, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?"
6597, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore."
6598, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Chandler," Y-Y-YEEESSS! Make ""groom"" for Chandler."
6599, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh, hi."
6600, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,"They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!"
6601, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
6602, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!"
6603, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.
6604, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe,Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
6605, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,"Boy, it was so hard not to laugh, I tell ya. Hey, hey, the place looks great!"
6606, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Joey,"Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard."
6607, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,So great! Okay! Tomorrow we’re gonna drive out to Montauk.
6608, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,What?!
6609, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,What?!!  No I'm not!!
6610, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Monica,"Okay, look, this could be a really long game."
6611, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
6612, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
6613, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!"
6614, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Who’s the father?!
6615, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Okay, uh, how about, how about—y’know what? We could play a new game. A new game, it’s fun."
6616, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,Get down?
6617, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,Oh. Oh wait no.
6618, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Damn it, I did not think this through!"
6619, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun."
6620, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Ooooh, nice."
6621, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
6622, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,What time is it now?
6623, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,Oh.
6624, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"But y’know umm, Rachel doesn’t rhyme with draddle."
6625, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Shh!  Hey, uh, did you just feel that?"
6626, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Then you better do it now.
6627, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler, F-hah.... flennin....
6628, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica, Oh.
6629, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!"
6630, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,
6631, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Uh-huh, long time."
6632, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica, Hi.
6633, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,What?
6634, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Rachel, Sucker!
6635, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Ross, Woohoo!
6636, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,"Which I may say, right now, is out of control."
6637, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Ross," Hey, did you, did you tell them?"
6638, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,Hey-hey.
6639, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross," That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can't believe someone ate it!! I mean, look, I left a note and everything."
6640, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,Sorry! I-I-I don’t know what to say.
6641, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,So I guess it’s Joey then!
6642, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,Thank you. 
6643, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Are you okay, sweetie?"
6644, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves."
6645, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"I mean, I was sitting there."
6646, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,
6647, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
6648, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"So, you just let her go?"
6649, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]"
6650, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler,"Sorry, I just…can’t sleep. Ooh! "
6651, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?"
6652, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler," Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch."
6653, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,Are you not seeing him anymore?
6654, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,Nice shades.
6655, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,You do?
6656, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,The baby shower for Phoebe!
6657, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,"Y’know, I’m beginning to see what Jake was talking about."
6658, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,No!
6659, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel," Wow! Umm, y’know, I-I would really love to, but I-I shouldn’t."
6660, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,Yeah!
6661, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,"C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!"
6662, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,I’d love to!
6663, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Ross,"Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat."
6664, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
6665, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch.  What time is it? It's 733, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!"
6666, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross, No! No! It’s wrong! It’s-it’s-it’s naughty. It’s taboo.
6667, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there."
6668, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica," Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!"
6669, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,
6670, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,WHAT IS IT?!
6671, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,Okay.
6672, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,What?! What?!
6673, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Oh yeah .
6674, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?
6675, The Jewelry Store," Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store, She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr, T to shame on,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God!! 
6676, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Phoebe,"Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes."
6677, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,"Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father."
6678, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Don’t let her go without a fight!
6679, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Why-why can’t you take a couple of days off?
6680, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Okay.  Umm, oh! Okay, I see a circle."
6681, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Rachel,Okay.
6682, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Ooh, you should come with me! Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to sit with!"
6683, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Ross,"No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost..."
6684, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Joey,For the ride.
6685, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we…we gotta be careful. We…we can’t let that happen again, y’know?"
6686, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,Okay. Okay.
6687, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Ross,Shhh! We’re not talking.
6688, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,Hey Jessica.
6689, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,"God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally——not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that."
6690, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Rachel,Hi!
6691, Dr," Burke’s office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, so cute, that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye."
6692, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that one’s actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense."
6693, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, come on Rach it’s present time! Y’know you’re the glue that’s holding this whole party together. It’s kinda falling apart here."
6694, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,I mean that’s unbelievable.
6695, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake,  but I still do."
6696, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Come on Ross! I’m miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me."
6697, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"...if you tell me, I might do it."
6698, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! I know what you could make! 
6699, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,Okay.  It’s a racecar.
6700, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,Yeah.
6701, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Thanks!
6702, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Chandler,"I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy."
6703, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute."
6704, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"Come on, seriously."
6705, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"I'm familiar with his work, yes..."
6706, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Monica,Wh?! What about my allergies?!
6707, Dr," Burke’s office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives,",4,Monica,"Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now."
6708, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,How do you mean?
6709, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?"
6710, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,Guess who we ran into today?!
6711, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,You’re gonna mess it up let me do it.
6712, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross, Look at all these paleontologists!!
6713, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg."
6714, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!"
6715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!"
6716, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,I’m not vanilla! I’ve done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!
6717, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
6718, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Hey, did you get the turkey basted—Oh my God! Oh my God!  Who is that?"
6719, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God!  Who is that?"
6720, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Shocking! Let’s play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. 
6721, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
6722, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler," oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'..."
6723, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!"
6724, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Well I—That’s never gonna happen with Ross.
6725, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Hey now!
6726, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,You know that’s… that’s her.
6727, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,Gotcha.
6728, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Oh God, thank you!  Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens I’d like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler."
6729, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,You’re never leaving the apartment!
6730, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Ross,Are you kidding? Oh my God...
6731, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel, People are trying to sleep in here!
6732, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!"
6733, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,Great!
6734, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler, Okay.
6735, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,Y’know what? I think that’s enough for today. Thanks for your help! 
6736, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
6737, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Joey," Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?"
6738, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?"
6739, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing."
6740, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,"Are you leaving ""The Supremes""? "
6741, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend."
6742, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,"I can’t believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some stranger’s gonna be living in my room."
6743, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe,Don’t be so negative! Good God! Isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there  right now?!
6744, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe," Uh-huh, uh-huh."
6745, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"Okay fine, I did. But I didn’t see anything, I swear."
6746, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings, He let’s the machine answer it,",6,Chandler," Yes, the groom—No! Not the groom!!"
6747, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica,I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?
6748, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe," Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault."
6749, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,Oh.
6750, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island."
6751, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,She was...
6752, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross," Okay! Okay! Okay. I’m sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?"
6753, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,People have got to finish their stories!
6754, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!"
6755, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, Rach, no no, you know you’re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby."
6756, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?"
6757, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,You don’t want my opinion?
6758, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder..."
6759, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Chandler,I’m coming already!!
6760, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!"
6761, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Well, what did you do?"
6762, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross, You were backpacking across Western Europe?
6763, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately."
6764, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I’m-I’m mad at you."
6765, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,"Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out! I talk to you and nothin’. You look at me, and it’s nothin’.  Nothing."
6766, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Chandler,And you’re our age. You’re our age.
6767, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,Pheebs?
6768, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
6769, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Really?
6770, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Hey!
6771, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?"
6772, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
6773, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
6774, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"C'mon you guys, this is really important to us."
6775, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Separate performances.
6776, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose."
6777, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Monica, Didn't see you there Geller. 
6778, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,All right! Hey-hey!
6779, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Which one is Gina?
6780, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! 
6781, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Phoebe,Monica! That’s not right! Start with where.
6782, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,That's fun. 
6783, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,
6784, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,All right.
6785, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"That’s okay, I’ll just pick ‘em off."
6786, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?
6787, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Hey.
6788, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Okay, who wore those? "
6789, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,Hey.
6790, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross,"I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone’s all, ""Ross you have to be funny and sexy."" Well, I proved them wrong! And now, I’m gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler."
6791, Joey's room," he is recovering from his birth,",5,Ross,"You did it, man."
6792, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica,Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
6793, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? 
6794, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Joey,"Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?"
6795, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Oh well, where is he?!"
6796, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel, It’ll be a short one.
6797, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Monica, Yes.
6798,,,1,Monica,
6799, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Monica,So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know they’re going at it right on the bathroom floor.
6800, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"All right, y’know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? "
6801, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,"Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be."
6802, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,With my child.
6803, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,Are you drunk?!
6804, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,Absolutely.
6805, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"Come on! Come on, it’ll be fun! It’ll make me feel so much better."
6806, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Joey,Erectus?
6807, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes..."
6808, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hi!
6809, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,As a romancer of the elderly.
6810, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Monica,What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
6811, Joey's audition," the director has returned and wants to see the combination,",3,Joey,"People, people, people."
6812, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,It was only 500 bucks.
6813, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here."
6814, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,What about the rest of Manhattan?!
6815, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"Oh, I can't pass for 22?"
6816, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them."
6817, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Where is Emma?
6818, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Yes.
6819, After dinner,,3,Rachel,Yeah. That’s Daddy.
6820, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Goodnight.
6821, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,Friends first? That's interesting.
6822, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Monica," Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold."
6823, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,And it’s a magnet!
6824, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?"
6825, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Shh!  Hey, uh, did you just feel that?"
6826, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica."
6827, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,On a totally different bet.
6828, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Oh yeah, what are you reading?"
6829, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!"
6830, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,Hello.
6831, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Is there? Is there someone else?
6832, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Alrighty, here come the water works. "
6833, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,Yeah.
6834, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry."
6835, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
6836, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler, Why!?
6837, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, Jill!"
6838, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel," Ohh, well, this is just perfect!"
6839, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Joey,"Uhhh, mine too! Yeah."
6840, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica," Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it."
6841, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Hey.
6842, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey," ""I need an answer!"""
6843, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,Hey! I’m an  actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
6844, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross?  cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean."
6845, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Monica,I'll get it!  Happy Thanksgiving!
6846, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Joey,"Nah, you’re not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney."
6847, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"No, no, no. I'm not in the zone."
6848, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?"
6849, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. 
6850, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross," So, we’re off."
6851, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,"Oh how lame... oh, it’s so tacky, and impersonal."
6852, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Rachel,I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!
6853, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,Hi.
6854, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I…want to have dinner with you tonight. That’s all."
6855, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?  Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?"
6856, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Joey,
6857, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Oh no problem, maybe I’ll play with my left hand."
6858, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!"
6859, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,Which one do you think she is?
6860, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,What?
6861, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Hey, look at all the boxes!"
6862, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel, Ohh.
6863, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,It is so amazing to meet you.  I'm such a big fan of your work.
6864, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross," Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot."
6865, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica," Umm, you’re a stupid bitch."
6866, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross, WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
6867, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,You stole them from me!
6868, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,Pheebs! There you are!
6869, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Sure. Once, at work I-I thought carbon dating was fossilized…"
6870, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!"
6871, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I can’t call my office they’ll kill me! I can’t call my clients they’ll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts."
6872, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then."
6873, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"So, how’s the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?"
6874, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model."
6875, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,What am I gonna do?
6876, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,Hello.
6877, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,Why not?!
6878, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo."
6879, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe, Ross!
6880, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,Fears and Pet Peeves.
6881, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,No! The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night.
6882, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack."
6883, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,Yeah.
6884, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Monica,"Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! "
6885, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"Ah, it’s still not the time."
6886, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
6887, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men."
6888, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
6889, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"Come on man, really how old?!"
6890, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?"
6891, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just can’t. It’s just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I can’t do it! I can’t do it."
6892, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
6893, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
6894, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Okay Buckwheat!
6895, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel, Look kinda familiar?
6896, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
6897, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Hey!
6898, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"With ah, extra anchovies."
6899, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,Did it turn into sand?
6900, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Monica,That was you?!
6901, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey, Hiya!
6902, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Umm, honey, look he just came over to...."
6903, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,"Okay, you’re-you’re really freaking me out."
6904, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 1130 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert."
6905, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler,"Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?"
6906, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Uhh, those are tacos."
6907, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,I can't believe this. I was just being a good guy. I treated you with respect and understanding.
6908, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,Hi.
6909, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Because it’s Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!
6910, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Monica,You look cute in bubbles.
6911, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross,"Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, ""Wow,  I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."""
6912, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I—I need to, I need to lie down."
6913, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,No you don't.
6914, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian."
6915, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,"Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh."
6916, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
6917, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Why not?
6918, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,That was one good minute!
6919, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"No-no! That’s okay, we’ll just start over. Okay? Hi! I’m Phoebe."
6920, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,We'll see.
6921, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
6922, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,"Okay, for next time, what do you say?"
6923, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Nooo!!
6924, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"Well yeah, I lied before."
6925, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
6926, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,"I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?"
6927, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Well… 
6928, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,You have to really wanna see it.
6929, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,But I can’t tell you.
6930, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Chandler,"Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats."
6931, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,What?
6932, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Hi Monica!
6933, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"Ohh, of course we are! "
6934, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Right.
6935, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,I know.
6936, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Yes you can. You’re thinking about time, you can’t go back in time."
6937, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,What about your massage client?
6938, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Joey, Bwah-hah-hah!
6939, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Well, what if all my stuff was here?"
6940, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Joey,"No it isn’t, I ate that."
6941, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos "
6942, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,You just stay here! 
6943, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. They said, ""If I bothered them again they’d call the police."" I said, ""If you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring!"""
6944, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,No I mean it! I can’t believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!
6945, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Good luck, good luck!"
6946, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,"I, umm, shut up!"
6947, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?"
6948, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo’s manuscript. I don’t see how he could ever forgive her.
6949, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp."
6950, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,"Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents."
6951, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,That doesn't matter! We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.
6952, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
6953, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Chandler,"Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you."
6954, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?"
6955, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel, Do you have to go?
6956, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. 
6957, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again."
6958, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,"Oh, honey, don’t worry. She's gonna make it on time."
6959, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Yeah, but it’s my wax."
6960, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’m gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy."
6961, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Guess I don't know. My experience if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya..."
6962, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Hey, where’d you get that?"
6963, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Joey,Well that’s true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My character’s catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. It’s really sweet and-and tender.
6964, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Monica,Great.
6965, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!"
6966, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Oh yes, somebody just said, ""Can you hear anything?"""
6967, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Stupid Jane Rogers!!
6968, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"You can, I know you can!"
6969, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey, Damnit! anybody got anything?
6970, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"No. I... I wanted to be with you. I don’t know, I feel like lately, I feel like you’re slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and you’ve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know it’s dumb, but I hate that I’m not a part of it."
6971, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.
6972, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Oh god, I have to tell you something. You're not pregnant. "
6973, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,That’s not so bad.
6974, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,"Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?"
6975, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel," Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs."
6976, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,Yeah?
6977, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, but of course it is!"
6978, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Why me?!
6979, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Well, it was all Ross’s idea."
6980, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
6981, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.
6982, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! You’re right! Go! 
6983, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey,"It’s cute, huh?"
6984, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?"
6985, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go."
6986, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler, What?
6987, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this is Mike Haaaaa "
6988, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin’ up about something… Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now he’s just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, I’ll…"
6989, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,"Right. So, I'm sorry..."
6990, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your touchy?
6991, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Oh yeah! 
6992, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh!
6993, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,So?
6994, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I have no idea!
6995, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!
6996, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,"Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is "
6997, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Phoebe.
6998, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Bye Chandler.
6999, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,And you're not helping?
7000, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Hey.
7001, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Oooh!
7002, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler, What happened? I’m just eating candy.
7003, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children."
7004, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that."
7005, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready."
7006, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars."
7007, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!"
7008, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,Watching ballroom dancing?
7009, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,"Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?"
7010, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Yes.
7011, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!"
7012, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross," Okay, I gotta go."
7013, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Joey,"Hey, what are you guys gonna do?"
7014, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,"Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her!  And her roommate!"
7015, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t eat meat until she has the babies!"
7016, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Joey!
7017, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?"
7018, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,I don’t have time for this.
7019, Ross',,9,Rachel,Why?
7020, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,"Stay out of my freezer! [Scene A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]"
7021, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross, Joey is not here."
7022, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
7023, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt."
7024, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
7025, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, well you got ‘em."
7026, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,All right! You can have the chair.
7027, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can’t, I can’t tell you that, it’s like the most awful, horrible thing I’ve ever done my whole life."
7028, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,I did!
7029, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Oh really? So you’re saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! "
7030, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Monica,"Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it."
7031, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"‘Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But I’m-I’m done now. They’ve suffered enough."
7032, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,"You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."
7033, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I didn’t change!
7034, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,"Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin......does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!"
7035, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
7036, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross, Did you say something?
7037, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, like in a cab..."
7038, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,Fine!
7039, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?"
7040, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when we’re married!"
7041, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Monica, how are you gonna do that?"
7042, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,"So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?"
7043, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Yeah.
7044, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"Oh honey no, you ate it all."
7045, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,What do you really want to do?
7046, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe, Hi Joey.
7047, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you guys!"
7048, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,You mean you didn’t get it from this?
7049, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross, How do you count to five?
7050, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Chandler,Okay. Wow.
7051, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,"No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with..."
7052, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Mr. and Mrs. Bing! 
7053, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, man!"
7054, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler," What I do do…is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me."
7055, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!"
7056, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon!  She's-she's gonna kill me."
7057, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Thank you. 
7058, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,This is bringing out a lovely color in you!
7059, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,Excuse me?
7060, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey, Hey!
7061, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Joey!
7062, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground!"
7063, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character."
7064, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,"If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the corn rose?"
7065, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, hello! mmwa!  I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna."
7066, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!"
7067, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica,
7068, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,It’s a little early to be drinkin’.
7069, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Maurice.
7070, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Yeah!
7071, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica,"Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years."
7072, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Well, you gotta give him something that he can’t say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, you’re guaranteed he’ll say yes!"
7073, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross, Ready to go?
7074, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Ross,
7075, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,It’s not a real game! I made it up!
7076, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air."
7077, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I’m a big surprise."
7078, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Ross, she’s 25 years old."
7079, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Hi!
7080, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,I know-
7081, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Yeah! Yeah! Right down there.  or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
7082, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Well, so what does he do?"
7083, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah."
7084, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?"
7085, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,I got it at Pottery Barn!! Okay?!
7086, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Monica,"Oh my God Phoebe, you’re on fire!"
7087, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,Wow!
7088, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,That's how old you are.
7089, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin’ ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday…"
7090, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then…
7091, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
7092, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey," Dude, Phoebe’s mom has got a huge peni..."
7093, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross," What’d you do, take him whaling?"
7094, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,I thought you already have a job.
7095, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?"
7096, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Chandler,How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
7097, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with Chip Matthews?"
7098, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,"What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I’m not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I can’t go if I break my leg."
7099, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?"
7100, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better?
7101, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler, But it is officially nighttime.
7102, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
7103, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What the hell are doing?!!
7104, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica, Ow!! Ow!!!
7105, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,"Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?"
7106, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey,"That’s horrible! Well, you did the right thing man."
7107, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Hey!
7108, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,I’m Monica’s maid of honor. Okay? Don’t try to blue pin me!
7109, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. "
7110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross,"Y'know what I didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You’re not my girlfriend anymore so..."
7111, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,"Oh, that’s very—Really very-very okay."
7112, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,
7113, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available."
7114, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,"I guessed 20,000!"
7115, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Yeah, you don’t want that."
7116, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Really? Right across the street?
7117, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,What’s Flimby’s?
7118, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl."
7119, Central Perk," later,",3,Joey," Ah, anything we might of heard of?"
7120, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Ok, look, maybe I should just go."
7121, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe, No-no!! No!!
7122, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,"Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along."
7123, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know."
7124, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Nu-uh!
7125, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,Hey!
7126, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,That's not very enlightened!
7127, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, How is that worse?!
7128, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Know what—If somebody doesn’t tell me what’s going on right now…
7129, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Ross,I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
7130, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
7131, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
7132, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,"Oop, your cake is ready!"
7133, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"I don’t know. Ooh, I bet it’s Richard."
7134, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,The Geller Cup.
7135, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Ross,I think it means he freaked out and left!
7136, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,But equally real!
7137, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Excuse me?
7138, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,Definitely.
7139, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Hey! You’re wearing pants!
7140, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Okay.  What?! What are you doing here?!
7141, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,"Susan is Carol’s, Carol’s, Carol’s, friend..."
7142, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,Yes!
7143, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Chandler,Sure. What's up?
7144, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two."
7145, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe," Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?"
7146, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'"
7147, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,When have you ever?
7148, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Shut up! I Dream of Genie!
7149, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
7150, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,Every little bit of you!
7151, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe, Hey.
7152, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,Mine!
7153, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,"All right, I’ll take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and that’s it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds.  Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?"
7154, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Chandler,Yeah you are!!
7155, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly "
7156, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yes, you can, very much."
7157, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,No.
7158, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?"
7159, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I’m going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. "
7160, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Huh.
7161, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I kinda do. "
7162, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,I don’t believe in soul mates either.
7163, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the clothes?
7164, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Chandler,I was not staring at her. Okay? I was just listening intently. It’s called being a good conversationalist. Watch.  Say something.
7165, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,Congratulations!
7166, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Um-hmm.
7167, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Yep.
7168, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. "
7169, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,
7170, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Let me see that!  Oh man!
7171, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,"No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself."
7172, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Oh god look at her sleeping.  Oh, I love her so much!  Oh, I think I’m gonna wake her up."
7173, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Yeah, but I don’t wanna die!"
7174, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Rachel,"Joey, you can’t keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him."
7175, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,I can’t do this.
7176, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,Aww man! I can’t believe I locked myself out again! 
7177, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,Great!
7178, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
7179, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Hey.
7180, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,"There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired."
7181, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?"
7182, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Well you did a little bit.
7183, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong."
7184, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,Very bad.
7185, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel, Hello!
7186, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?"
7187, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"No! But, I’m throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before."
7188, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh you don’t know.
7189, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Always nice to meet a fan!
7190, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,You're definitely scaring here.
7191, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,But you didn’t give it to her?
7192, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing. "
7193, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Get away!
7194, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"All right, fine, but don’t get mad at me. It’s-it’s just a little hard to believe."
7195, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,What?!
7196, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel, 'Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.'
7197, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?"
7198, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,"Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face."
7199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice?  All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!"
7200, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,
7201, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?"
7202, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,See? Intuitive!
7203, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You just did a little dancy thing.
7204, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Well what?! How-how much is it?!
7205, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?"
7206, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool."
7207, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Monica,Done?
7208, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!
7209, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
7210, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place."
7211, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Yeah—oh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London…"
7212, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests."
7213, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica," I’m so sorry. Please, stop freaking out."
7214, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Honey, there’s a reason."
7215, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler," You're welcome, sweetheart."
7216, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Honey see, it doesn’t mean that I don’t love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work it’s-it’s for me y'know, I’m out there, on my own, and I’m doing it and it’s scary but I love it, because it’s mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?"
7217, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!"
7218, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,You said...
7219, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,How could you not tell me you worked here?
7220, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!"
7221, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler, That's what I was doing too.
7222, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,"You haven't by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?"
7223, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel,"Uh, Joey.."
7224, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Oh God no, I don't wanna see him take his clothes off!"
7225, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,Yeah she said something about crumbies.
7226, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?
7227, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,"All right, I definitely taste nutmeg."
7228, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, but that was different. Y’know? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think it’s weird."
7229, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross, What?
7230, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?"
7231, The Gym," Chandler and Mr, Geller are heading for the whirlpool room,",7,Chandler,What did you do when they found out?
7232, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Hey Rach, aren’t these candlesticks  mine?"
7233, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,Y'know which one was she again?
7234, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,So?
7235, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
7236, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!"
7237, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Come on!  Here.
7238, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,It's almost our anniversary!
7239, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,What?
7240, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,You-you-you don’t wanna give into the fear.
7241, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Monica,"Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch."
7242, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!"
7243, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,That was a test and you just failed.
7244, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,"You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic."
7245, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler, You can't make this stuff up!
7246, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, you said it was urgent!"
7247, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,My God!
7248, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel, Hi!
7249, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy."
7250, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"I do not always have to be—okay, okay. "
7251, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,What?
7252, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,Almost never.
7253, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,Wow! I could've died tonight.
7254, Central Perk,,1,Chandler, It is?
7255, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,"Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo.  I added the ""a-gogo."""
7256, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other."
7257, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in."
7258, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,I called him.
7259, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey,How do you mean?
7260, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market."
7261, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Rach, we gotta go."
7262, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room? "
7263, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah sure! Yeah! "
7264, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,You made it!
7265, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, that’s right, the keyboards, huh?"
7266, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Chandler,No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
7267, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,"I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this."
7268, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Ow! Ross!!
7269, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how I’m gonna tell Ross!
7270, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
7271, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,"I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?"
7272, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt."
7273, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,"No? What happened, big guy?"
7274, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross," Okay, shoot!"
7275, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,And they knew about it?
7276, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Joey, I’ve got Ben.
7277, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?
7278, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,What’s this?
7279, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,No.
7280, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
7281, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Okidoki!  Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
7282, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know.  Okay, let's go!"
7283, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?"
7284, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Huh-huh! You can't give her that.
7285, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
7286, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Uhh, they’re tall."
7287, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Oo-oo!
7288, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Six months Rachel, six months."
7289, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,Look I told you…
7290, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Joey,I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.
7291, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with."
7292, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?"
7293, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Yeah?
7294, Ross's apartment," Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap,",7,Ross," Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything."
7295, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!"
7296, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls."
7297, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler,"Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite..."
7298, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story."
7299, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?"
7300, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"No, I just mean that, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. And I-I think you're a really good guy and I'm sorry that I misjudged you."
7301, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,They let you get married when you’re drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
7302, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler,"And, we're done with the yogurt. "
7303, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,Really? That's great!
7304, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,"I know. I know, what’s her number?"
7305, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Wha? No no! Ah!  All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.
7306, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Rachel,Go get back on that case honey!
7307, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,"Really? Worse than, ""More turkey Mr. Chandler?"""
7308, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there."
7309, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he loves one last time."
7310, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children."
7311, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal."
7312, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Sorry. I’m so exited! I’ve been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I’m making him a very fancy meal.
7313, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,Yes.
7314, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!"
7315, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,"Yeah, I mean... I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?"
7316, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Phoebe," Why isn’t it Spiderman? Y’know like Goldman, Silverman..."
7317, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
7318, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"All right. Have you said, ""I love you?"" You could say, I love you."
7319, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you guys!"
7320, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
7321, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Joey,"Hey,  how you doin’?"
7322, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,"No, we didn’t get married! That’s ridiculous!"
7323, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,Books?
7324, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. "
7325, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,"Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. "
7326, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,"Ah, you’re still just a little fat girl inside aren’t you? "
7327, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler, Hello children!
7328, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
7329, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me ""Daddy"" too."
7330, The Department Store," Joey is trying to sell some cologne,",2,Joey, Bijan for men?!
7331, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,Oh yeah? And who do you like?
7332, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"I’m sorry man, I didn’t—I’m-I’m sorry. I’m sorry. "
7333, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Look, all I know is I-I can’t have another failed marriage!"
7334, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping... for a living!
7335, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well I-I talked to and uh, she’s definitely going to have this baby. Y’know, she said she was gonna raise it on her own."
7336, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,"It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said. But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today."
7337, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Ross,She's putting words in your mouth!
7338, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,As we all are at some point during the day.
7339, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,No-no! This is my fiancee  and her heart was set on that ring. You don’t want to break her heart now do you?
7340, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler," Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what…"
7341, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
7342, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
7343, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Dude, it's just ""Days of Our Lives""... there's no the."
7344, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!"
7345, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica," Phoebe, it’s okay that you don’t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend."
7346, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,What was that?!
7347, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,Crack isn’t even an intravenous drug!
7348, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. She’s yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald..."
7349, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"I found a note on my door, ""Come to Monica’s quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."""
7350, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just...  Hiiii!"
7351, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. "
7352, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,You wanna go in the bedroom? It’s a little more comfortable.
7353, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Chandler,"Wow, this is weird."
7354, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? "
7355, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,How long since you’ve seen a girl naked?
7356, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,Hey!
7357, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Oh great, the pacifiers?"
7358, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel," What, hey!"
7359, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,I know it is the best.
7360, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Phoebe, you can’t force kids to be friends."
7361, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,"Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!"
7362, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him."
7363, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe,"Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?"
7364, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me."
7365, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,"Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y..."
7366, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey, Where's my underwear?!
7367, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Ross,"You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly."
7368, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now?  Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out. I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!"
7369, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"I am speachless... I mean the fact that you would put my happiness first like that. I mean, you're an incredible friend, you know that?"
7370, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,"Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben!  And uh…"
7371, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"To yourself.  Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good."
7372, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel, I know what this is all about... You've always been 
7373, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ll take care of it."
7374, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"And-and-and not only that, I’m gettin’ a new brain!!"
7375, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. , five, six, and seven!"
7376, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Hi! How’d it go?
7377, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Oh. Crab cake?
7378, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe, Time for your scalp massage!
7379, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,Haven’t you and I covered that topic?
7380, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Okay... 
7381, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Female body inspector? What size is that?
7382, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,Okay!
7383, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,Chandler!!
7384, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!"
7385, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,What?!
7386, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica, Hey!
7387, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,"Are you leaving ""The Supremes""? "
7388, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want"
7389, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel,So?
7390, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out.."
7391, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!  Emily?"
7392, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,It’s kind of an important one!
7393, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,"You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. "
7394, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,m'ap
7395, Ross',,9,Rachel,What?
7396, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?"
7397, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"Look, I’m sorry. Okay? I’m weak, and pathetic, and sorry."
7398, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,Secret affair!
7399, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,"All right, what about the third guy?"
7400, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,And what does she have to think about? I love her!
7401, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is!  Or isn't..."
7402, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"I'll try to stop. Wait, did you say until the sixth?"
7403, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What?!
7404, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Monica is entering with a mug,",7,Chandler, What? What? What?
7405, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,You really think so?
7406, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Do you think that’s something that he’d be mad at you for?
7407, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Ooh. 
7408, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own."
7409, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,"Obviously! So, how do we decide?"
7410, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Oh! That would be sooo much fun!
7411, At the banquet,,3,Ross,Wow! What a pleasure.
7412, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica, I don’t think I’d care.
7413, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?"
7414, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I’ll be fun.
7415, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I have cards!"
7416, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up.  I haven't told you about that yet, have I?"
7417, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Phoebe,"Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. "
7418, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"No, no, no, this weekend guys!"
7419, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,"Where you going, Joe?"
7420, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship.  Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives."
7421, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?"
7422, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no,  I'm not fallin' for that again."
7423, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Shh!  Hey, uh, did you just feel that?"
7424, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
7425, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?"
7426, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?"
7427, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,What?
7428, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
7429, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Hey everybody! Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine. She's-she's gonna be my new roommate!"
7430, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Monica,"Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle.  'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'."
7431, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend."
7432, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.
7433, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Changes?
7434, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,You don't think my mom's sexy?
7435, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,And who pays for that?
7436, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it’s funny now?
7437, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"Y'know what?  I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off."
7438, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Go-go!
7439, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross,What are you guys doing later?
7440, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous..."
7441, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,"I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her."
7442, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldn’t hang out with…all the guys in my office."
7443, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Ah, he didn’t uh, take it so well?"
7444, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Monica,"Oh, good."
7445, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, I'm trying to get your parents to like me.
7446, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Y’know what? You’re-you’re right.
7447, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler, You're naked in this picture!
7448, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross," Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!"
7449, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"Oh, that’s Parent’s Day, first grade. That’s me with the janitor Martin."
7450, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,"Honey, you’re not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives."
7451, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica ,6,Rachel,
7452, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,It's not a word!
7453, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, She did?
7454, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,Okay.
7455, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there!
7456, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,Hi sweetie!
7457, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting..."
7458, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Look, do you want the ring or not?!"
7459, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!"
7460, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel,"Oh, okay. Will you take my place?"
7461, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey, You’re right! That did cheer me up!
7462, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,What are you guys talking about?
7463, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,I'm too excited!
7464, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,I’ll go with you
7465, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Bye Chandler! 
7466, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!"
7467, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,"No, it’s just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out."
7468, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,"Well, don’t ‘cha wanna?"
7469, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,Alright!
7470, Central Perk,,9,Ross,That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
7471, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Hey!
7472, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,How can I answer that when I’m pretending I don’t know you?
7473, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Phoebe,Now wasn’t Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?
7474, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Monica,You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.
7475, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Oh! Me too!
7476, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Phoebe,Doing it on this table. 
7477, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
7478, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,...I'm his 
7479, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...
7480, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!"
7481, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,I was making a coconut phone with the professor.
7482, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,Ohh!
7483, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Joey, you had the night!"
7484, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight."
7485, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Oh, it was, nah, well...."
7486, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,"Ohh, these are pretty good."
7487, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Uh-huh!
7488, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"Joey, how do you make that dirty?"
7489, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,Because Chandler still has feelings for you!
7490, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!"
7491, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Rachel,"No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down!"
7492, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her."
7493, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,It's in Barbados.
7494, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,So what's it gonna be? 
7495, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby."
7496, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, y’know like back then."
7497, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,Wow! 
7498, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
7499, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Monica,"That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us."
7500, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Wow! You are really fast!
7501, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,Oh. 
7502, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
7503, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to Richard on the phone,",3,Monica,"So, how’d the lasagne go over?  It’s a word!"
7504, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us."
7505, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,You really liked it?
7506, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap."
7507, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,What-what-what are you gonna do?
7508, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,What?
7509, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?
7510, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,You're kid's name is Raymond!
7511, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
7512, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Huddle up.
7513, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise."
7514, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,Not a problem.
7515, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"So, here we are. Nervous?"
7516, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,You're gonna be an aunt.
7517, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
7518, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!"
7519, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!
7520, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Are you okay?
7521, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
7522, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"What, you didn’t get it? The doctor is a monkey."
7523, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey, What?
7524, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,Hello.
7525, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!
7526, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,"Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on ""Days"" I had to say ""Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy""."
7527, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,Blueberry it is.
7528, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!"
7529, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Phoebe,I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
7530, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!"
7531, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?"
7532, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Hey, Pheebs!"
7533, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. It's called Get Up."
7534, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,What?
7535, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica, Thanks!
7536, The Roof,,9,Monica,Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
7537, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,Wow! Really?!
7538, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Monica,"Joey, you’re this guy’s teacher. I mean how could you do this?"
7539, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,
7540, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Monica, Ahh! Aren’t you dressed yet?
7541, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"It’s so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!"
7542, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey, I don’t think so.
7543, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Man in the black dress…  Hi! I’m Rachel! I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s!
7544, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because I’m kinda hungry myself."
7545, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,"Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?"
7546, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah? All right, let’s do it tonight."
7547, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Yeah, I'm good."
7548, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Hi.  It’s nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I don’t anymore.
7549, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Oh I know. I know. 
7550, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,Bet she'd sleep with you now...
7551, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,Huh. What’s doofus spelled backwards?
7552, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
7553, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well maybe he was just nervous, y’know you can be very intimidating. And besides I’ve met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two."
7554, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,What are you gonna do Pheebs?
7555, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless."
7556, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,I’m going to need a bigger boat.
7557, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Rachel,Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
7558, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"So umm, any word from Susan?"
7559, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I think I broke it. But that’s all right, here’s the number you can call."
7560, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,Anymore!!
7561, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here."
7562, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,"Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?"
7563, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,"No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman’s tux!"
7564, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Joey," Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?"
7565, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
7566, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,And Monica knows...
7567, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Ah-ah-ah! We’re doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?"
7568, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal."
7569, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"Yeah, we’re trying to get pregnant."
7570, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross, Hello?
7571, A Janitorial Closet," Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly,",8,Chandler,"And if not, we got to do it on a bucket."
7572, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,"All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie."
7573, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,What? I-I said you had a-
7574, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do."
7575, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Ross,Hi. She said yes.
7576, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Well actually, Ross doesn't."
7577, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
7578, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,I fell asleep!
7579, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel," Well, I just called Joshua…"
7580, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Hey!
7581, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible."
7582, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Does it involve travel?
7583, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"That’s it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you."
7584, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,We still have porn.
7585, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,"Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. "
7586, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Rach, there is a decent place to…"
7587, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,I found my identical hand twin!
7588, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,"Oh no-no-no, it's my pleasure."
7589, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!
7590, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,Does it look like a urinal?
7591, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross,"Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out.  We will, we will, call you back!"
7592, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,"Ohh no you don’t! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!"
7593, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Rachel, Ha!
7594, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Hi, sure!"
7595, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Well, bye Mon, bye Ross, Rachel, bye Emma!"
7596, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica, Janice.
7597, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I’ll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn’t see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. "
7598, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Chandler,
7599, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?"
7600, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?
7601, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?"
7602, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Wait, we can’t do this."
7603, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel," Okay, as everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast � to Phoebe. She dropped her sock."
7604, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,Yes!  Y-E-S. Yes!
7605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,What are you gonna do Pheebs?
7606, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, "
7607, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.
7608, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe, Hey.
7609, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,Y'know what?
7610, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,No thinking! No thinking! Tie or ascot?
7611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Cups? You're giving me cups?
7612, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,What?
7613, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,Can you believe this? We’re gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
7614, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,"Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!"
7615, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,I have to go to the bathroom. 
7616, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
7617, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"
7618, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Uh, that-that’s-that’s me!"
7619, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,I-I think we have too.
7620, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right about"
7621, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica."
7622, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,It's really starting to hurt.
7623, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Nothing, why?"
7624, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
7625, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"No, I just I think that it’s too soon."
7626, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,No. What?
7627, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Mr. D, how’s it going, sir?"
7628, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,He got it a flea market!
7629, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,But I already gave them back to you!
7630, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Joey, it's a birthday party."
7631, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Well, you gotta give him something that he can’t say no too. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, you’re guaranteed he’ll say yes!"
7632, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Come on Rach, come on. Let’s see what’s it like to be on a winning team for a change."
7633, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"So, did you err... did you tell Ross?"
7634, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
7635, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
7636, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"Most likely.  Okay, I'm gonna be out there."
7637, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?"
7638, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Oh.  Here’s your moisturiser. Hi!
7639, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD."
7640, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,For three years?
7641, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?"
7642, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,Would you please go?
7643, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic."
7644, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Phoebe,"You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel."
7645, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,"Rachel, how did this happen?"
7646, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey,What?!
7647, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Never had that dream.
7648, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time."
7649, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler, Do you really find this attractive on him?
7650, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,How long it took to go back in the water?
7651, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah! Me too!"
7652, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross, Jasmine?
7653, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"Listen, Joey, I know what he did was wrong but don’t you think you could at least hear the guy out?"
7654, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,No not  Candy Lady.
7655, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh, oh, we did say we’d stop by this little thing Joey’s roommate is having."
7656, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.
7657, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"Well, you used to like playing the guitar."
7658, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,Sorry! Sorry.
7659, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel,"Thanks, Mon."
7660, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Wow.
7661, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"Yeah and he didn’t really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you."
7662, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, maybe it was a trick question.  Um, Rachel can we do this now?"
7663, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!"
7664, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year’s Eve 1997."
7665, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,"How bad you wanna smoke, right now."
7666, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?"
7667, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you."
7668, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, That’s one?
7669, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well, so, stay for the museums!"
7670, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
7671, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,We have a half hour.
7672, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots."
7673, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls."
7674, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Phoebe, And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
7675, Gary and Phoebe's apartment," it's morning and they're both waking up in bed,",5,Phoebe,We could have breakfast in bed…
7676, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Rachel,"No, it wasn't. It was actually the…"
7677, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"Run, Joey! Run for your life! "
7678, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler, I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
7679, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica," Y'know, there’s a Starbucks about three blocks down."
7680, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,let ME be a part of this!
7681, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?
7682, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Do you know something?
7683, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"Umm ma’am, do you have a minute?  I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa."
7684, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,I thought I was a complete idiot.
7685, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother."
7686, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Chandler,Sure. Ummm. What’s up?
7687, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
7688, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!
7689, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Rachel,Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.
7690, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
7691, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.
7692, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"Well, I can't do it either."
7693, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,Oh.
7694, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Just, I love you so much. Just…It’s just sometimes it bothers me that I’m never gonna have that feeling. Y’know when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting? Y’know that rush?"
7695, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"You bet your ass, I’m gonna fire you! Thank you."
7696, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Rosss...
7697, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Ross,"Wow, Monica’s letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?"
7698, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,But she liked us.
7699, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,Deal!
7700, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,Give me two.
7701, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Yah, I�ll have the soup and the salmon."
7702, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,... And you called him Alby!?  I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
7703, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress."
7704, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,What?
7705, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,Yes!
7706, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Rachel,"No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?"
7707, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Chandler,You’re not gonna lose him.
7708, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,You bought Shawn Cassidy!
7709, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey," Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you."
7710, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do."
7711, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,I want to keep one. 
7712, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yeah.
7713, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
7714, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica, Does anybody wanna split this with me?
7715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay."
7716, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Would you like something to drink?
7717, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,What does she mean?
7718, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you."
7719, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica, All right! You and me! Let’s go! Right now!
7720, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross, This would be the place where you explain the hat.
7721, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Seriously that's a lot of cups.
7722, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,"Oh, you’re switching apartments?"
7723, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme an ‘I!’
7724, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Monica,I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
7725, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,Yeah.
7726, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Joey,"All right, I’m gonna go say hi the chick and the duck."
7727, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,What?
7728, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof."
7729, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
7730, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Monica,"Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?"
7731, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically..."
7732, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
7733, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Ross,"I’m giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come."
7734, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe," Yes, I did it!!! I nailed it!!! Yay! What's next?"
7735, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,Are you going to do it?
7736, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough."
7737, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Really? The scientist guy?
7738, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! 
7739, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica," Wait, what?"
7740, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, then what happened?"
7741, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
7742, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,What are you doing?
7743, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,Hey.
7744, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,Hi.
7745, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Ross,He’s taking her purse!
7746, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,"OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah..."
7747, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?"
7748, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Hey!
7749, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Joey,"Well, have-have you told him how you feel?"
7750, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables,",9,Chandler," Hey, what you guys talking about?"
7751, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel,Are you serious?
7752, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
7753, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Well, they fired me and I’m having heart attack."
7754, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Ross,Y’know I don’t understand why they didn’t cry. It was a beautiful speech.
7755, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?"
7756, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot."
7757, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,What does a Wicked Wango card do?
7758, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,Yes it would. What do you say to $50?
7759, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, but umm… Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?"
7760, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,"Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!!"
7761, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,For how long?
7762, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!"
7763, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,What?
7764, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh good, 'cause I've already thought of 3... 4! I've just thought of a fourth "
7765, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,It does not!
7766, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Uh-hmm. I’m just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
7767, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,...Take off their hats!
7768, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler, Ground control to Major Tom! Commencing countdown…engines…on!
7769, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, she sees him! Oh, they’re hugging!"
7770, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you."
7771, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,Is that a sandwich?!
7772, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!"
7773, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. "
7774, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe," Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!"
7775, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Rachel,"No, you gotta pick one!"
7776,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone?  ""Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!"" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"""
7777, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler,
7778, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel, You got it!
7779, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey, There’s like-there’s like 300 bucks in this one!
7780, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,You want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
7781, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"98. 99. 100. Okay, go!"
7782, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Ugh! Look honey y’know what? I haven’t told him yet, so until I do I don’t think I should tell anybody else."
7783, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,You see? Nothing is good enough for her!
7784, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? "
7785, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Eww, I don't wanna do that."
7786, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
7787, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Veronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat."
7788, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty.  What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!"
7789, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe, What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
7790, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,Of course!
7791, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Your company has a fine foods division?
7792, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Y’know, I’m so glad I picked you to help me with this."
7793, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,Who's your friend? He's hot! 
7794, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh my God, I went to high school with her.  Rachel! Hi!"
7795, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Nancy doesn’t smoke!
7796, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
7797, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Well you did a little bit.
7798, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey, Hey!
7799, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! You're the best!
7800, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel," Yes, the hard part is truly over."
7801, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah, who’s playing?"
7802, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,Hi.
7803, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,What big thing?
7804, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"N-no! Okay? We’ve been through this! We’re not gonna get married just because she’s pregnant, okay?"
7805, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Actually that-that’s not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found… "
7806, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Phoebe, why’d you do it?"
7807, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
7808, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler," It was a ""Wendy's!! """
7809, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,Okay.
7810, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!"
7811, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Sometimes I think maybe she could. But it doesn’t matter, because I can’t do anything about it."
7812, Central Perk," everyone is there, Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple, Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang, Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie,",1,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, we're done."
7813, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died."
7814, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Monica,"He is right, isn’t he?"
7815, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,"Obviously! So, how do we decide?"
7816, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey, Missy..."
7817, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I think she’s lonely.
7818, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"It’s okay man, be strong. "
7819, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"That guy, he burns me up."
7820, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"No, no, wait.  His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes."
7821, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,ON A CAT??!!!!
7822, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica,Heeeeeey!
7823, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
7824, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel,I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
7825, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?"
7826, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,"Uh, Dana Keystone from college."
7827, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,I love you!
7828, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,What was wrong with Mona?
7829, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,Okay.
7830, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Rach, there is a decent place to…"
7831, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,You really liked it?
7832, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,Oh sure!  Noo!
7833, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Do they wait for me to do this?
7834, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose.  The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically..."
7835, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"I don’t wanna hear ""Three failed marriages!"""
7836, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,There you go.
7837, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,Am I?!
7838, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I don’t know sweetie.
7839, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey, Get down!
7840, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
7841, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,Nope.
7842, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Monica,"Oh, come on."
7843, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
7844, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,I'm out of here 
7845, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?"
7846, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"Yeah but still, I mean it should’ve been me. I’m the dad."
7847, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
7848, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommy’s supposed to be here soon, we’re going to lunch."
7849, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,"No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!"
7850, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,"Ah, the other Jack."
7851, Restaurant,,9,Joey,Good night!
7852, Outside the Janitor’s Closet," there are people having sex and Mr, Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets,",9,Monica, Hey dad!
7853, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Why does everyone keep saying that?
7854, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.
7855, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,I discovered I’m able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.
7856, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?"
7857, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Chandler,"Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she’s-she’s smart, and funny, and gets you."
7858, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Outside.
7859, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I-I think that women just have a lower threshold of pain than men, that’s all. I mean, come on, it’s just a little wax."
7860, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say I’m sorry. Here. "
7861, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?"
7862, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,I don’t think that we are.
7863, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married ... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs..."
7864, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,Hey.
7865, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe," Okay, it was my idea, but I don’t feel good about it."
7866, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"Hi, Pheebs!"
7867, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
7868, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos "
7869, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,What happened?
7870, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Huh. Well, uh, that’s uh, that’s interesting. "
7871, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,What?
7872, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"When, when did—how, how did you…"
7873, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point."
7874, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous.  I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats."
7875, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay."
7876, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,Maybe he found you flip-flop.
7877, Central Perk,,9,Monica,I'm there!
7878, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!"
7879, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey, What?!
7880, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Ross,Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
7881, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Well, I’m also sending out.... good thoughts."
7882, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
7883, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Give him money? It was a joke!
7884, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss."
7885, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,Ahhhh! 
7886, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Bye-bye!
7887, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Chandler,"Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving."
7888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big?  Hi Daddy!"
7889, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled."
7890, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,Totally.
7891, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the ""I get to see my wife,"" part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. "
7892, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
7893, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on."
7894, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler, Okay…
7895, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,What?
7896, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey, Hey
7897, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,Yeah. No. No you’re right.
7898, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
7899, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,"Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along."
7900, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Joey,I think I'm gonna take-off.
7901, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Monica,"No, I haven’t."
7902, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,"Hi, my name’s Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?"
7903, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe," Oh, well hello there."
7904, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,"No, it's not."
7905, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Oh yeah!
7906, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,Hi honey!
7907, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Well, I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground!"
7908, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,Yeah?
7909, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?"
7910, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Weee!!! 
7911, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Frank! Hi!
7912, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,What?
7913, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat."
7914, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,"I’m fine-d. I’m fine-d! Y’know, it’s a really hard word to say."
7915, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Rachel,"Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out."
7916, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Chandler,Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
7917, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,What?!!
7918, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,Yeah baby!
7919, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Rachel," Bye, Pheebs."
7920, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"Uh, no. No, we’re not."
7921, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross," Hello, baby. Hello, hello."
7922, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Good one, Rach."
7923, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  Good for you!!,4,Joey,
7924, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"If she’s no fun, why do you want to date her at all?"
7925, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"So you're free Thursday, then."
7926, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,So this is your office?
7927, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,Not once did we do that.
7928, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,How long was I in there?
7929, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel,"Joey, Joey I am so sorry."
7930, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,"Okay, Elizabeth Hurely...."
7931, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,Well... obviously!
7932, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, Hey Rach its me ok I just got the Chandler's room and I caught him molesting himself.
7933, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"No. When he called, I...I threw the message away."
7934, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,"A small puff of air, now come on!"
7935, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,No. 
7936, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Uh, wow! Isn't it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?"
7937, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, how do you feel now?"
7938, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,"Oh, I'm sorry. Please apologise to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me."
7939, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,Hey!
7940, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
7941, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy."
7942, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler," Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?"
7943, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I… Am I the only one that this is embarrassing for?
7944, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, maybe I should stop by! She could be a soap opera fan! It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity."
7945, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay."
7946, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable."
7947, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"And um, what-what is that Ross?"
7948, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Janice I didn’t even know you were pregnant! Who’s the unwitting human who’s essence you’ve stolen?
7949, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross," Alright, let's go!"
7950, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,Because it’s weird!
7951, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Um uh…We’re-we’re just having this baby together but uh, uh that’s all."
7952, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,You have to respect the sea! 
7953, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. 
7954, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,Yes! Your honor?
7955, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe," Hey, you made it into a bunny."
7956, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,Why??
7957, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast."
7958, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate,",3,Chandler,"Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never."
7959, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Did that guy just call you Toby?
7960, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I just… I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her."
7961, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Hmm? Oh, yeah. "
7962, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I do too.
7963, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steve’s doctor’s name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, ‘Doctor Monkey?’ And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. "
7964, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful."
7965, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job."
7966, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
7967, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,Ross?
7968, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Rachel,Saw what?
7969, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all."
7970, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Coffee in a fight! 
7971, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
7972, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,Well…it’s just umm…I’m afraid you might mess it up.
7973, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"Sure! Oh, and Joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them."
7974, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?"
7975, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,Very bad.
7976, The Department Store," Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section,",2,Joey,"Yeah, I'm ready."
7977, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call."
7978, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts."
7979, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,
7980, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Okay, shoot."
7981, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,But getting over was the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
7982, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine."
7983, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,You're not just saying that are you?
7984, Monica’s bedroom," she has just lost her flower to Chandler,",6,Monica,"I know! I’ll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!"
7985, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Ohh!
7986, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,I have no idea. I mean… But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
7987, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Does South Oregon have a sports-team?  There you go.
7988, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,Feel me up?
7989, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,"Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?"
7990, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Ross,"Yeah, little change in plans. Ahh, we’re gonna break-up instead."
7991, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,Hey!  It’s me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.
7992, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,Pheebs! Sorry!
7993, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Tell me about it! ""Unlimited nights and weekends!"" "
7994, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"She’s fine. She doesn’t know you’re gone. And she doesn’t have to know, okay? Now come on, we’re going home."
7995, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me."
7996, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Okay. Listen-listen, we’re not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?"
7997, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?"
7998, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,"Okay, I’m not gonna have one."
7999, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,Who’s Chip?
8000, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,Excuse me. Hi.
8001, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guy’s cell phone?"
8002, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,"That’s great! Wow man, so Joey must’ve really taught you some stuff huh?"
8003, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,"Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven’t seen that since the forth grade!"
8004, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Rachel,
8005, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler, What?
8006, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,What?!
8007, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,I’m so happy for you!
8008, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Monica,"I don’t know how museums work in England but, here, you’re not supposed to take stuff."
8009, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel, Close call day.
8010, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey, Hey!
8011, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,One hundred thousand dollars!
8012, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,Okay.
8013, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.
8014, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Uhh… I think I just got engaged.
8015, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Um, what- what would make you think that?"
8016, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?
8017, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Hi! 
8018, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,Joe?
8019, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,Now imagine you live at the supermarket.
8020, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
8021, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross, Hey!
8022, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,Hey.
8023, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,"Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!"
8024, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this."
8025, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"Okay, knock yourself out, Larry."
8026, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
8027, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,How'd you pay for them?
8028, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Chandler,I'm free! I'm free!
8029, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,What?
8030, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I—Ohh! 
8031, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!
8032, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe," Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Let’s go."
8033, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?"
8034, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,"Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. "
8035, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?"
8036, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK? Cause once those cards are dealt... "
8037, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards."
8038, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross, Where there is no fear of commitment.
8039, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,About Ross!
8040, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid’s pretzel at them."
8041, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"I don’t know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office."
8042, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Oh…
8043, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Wow! This looks great!
8044, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?"
8045, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Nice.
8046, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Oh please…
8047, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the biggest wire."
8048, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Me too!
8049, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
8050, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,Ooh! A Salami Buddy!
8051, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Joey,
8052, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"Oh God, I’m so sorry."
8053, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross,Really? Sounded like Three Blind Mice.
8054, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Weee!!! 
8055, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,I know. Ross is getting married.
8056, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?"
8057, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No!!!
8058, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"O is for ""oh, wow!"" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own."
8059, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Thank you! Thank you! Because—I'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want me—not important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right.  Your decision."
8060, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,Pete.
8061, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper,",9,Chandler,"Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer...  Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!"
8062, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"I-I wanted to apologise if I—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know."
8063, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Ross, it just wouldn’t have been feasible."
8064, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Joey,
8065, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Alex Trebek?
8066, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe, I helped!
8067, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Uh-huh.  Okay, let’s go see Monica!"
8068, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yeah.
8069, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Yeah.
8070, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,Give me the good stuff.
8071, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Yeah?
8072, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
8073, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"Well, no. But..."
8074, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Woo-yay!!
8075, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,"It’s okay, I want this to be your night too.  To Monica."
8076, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him."
8077, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,Oh my god you're right.
8078, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
8079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. "
8080, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica," Honey, you don't have to do this."
8081, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Just Ross!
8082, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. "
8083, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,It’s Monica’s bed. What?
8084, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Why not?
8085, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,I now pronounce you... husband and wife.
8086, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Yeah, we’ll be fine."
8087, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",3,Ross,Mon?
8088, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"All right, you’re hired!"
8089, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel, Hey!
8090, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Phoebe, God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
8091, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"Hey, what have you guys been up to?"
8092, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,You do?!
8093, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe..."
8094, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe," Well, this is very generous!"
8095, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross, And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
8096, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe, This is my husband Crap Bag.
8097, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"
8098, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe," Fine all right, but I’d bet you’d be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet."
8099, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe,"Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we won’t be partners. So what’s it gonna be?"
8100, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe,It’s not a stupid gumball machine looking ring! It’s a beautiful ring!
8101, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Okay, but after that, we’re shootin’ some pool."
8102, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,Thanks.
8103, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,What? So now I’m not allowed to fire him?
8104, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"Work, Joe!"
8105, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,Hey you guys.
8106, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe, Dumbass!
8107, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,"No-no, I can’t! I can’t! Not after the other night, it’s just it’s…too weird, okay? Don’t tell her I’m here! "
8108, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking."
8109, Ross',,9,Rachel,"All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not in"
8110, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,Ahhhh….
8111, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, why are you doing this anyway?"
8112, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had."
8113, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!"
8114, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,So do I.
8115, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out."
8116, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,No.
8117, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,What?
8118, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,"No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. "
8119, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a  HI!
8120, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,Okay.
8121, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,All finished!
8122, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,I don’t what your talking about. 
8123, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,Yeah!
8124, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,What about the ones you have on the nightstand?
8125, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Joey, Hey guys.
8126, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe, I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
8127, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Yeah! Yeah!
8128, Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning,,9,Joey," see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?"
8129, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,Don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if I didn’t think at that same moment you weren’t having sex with Mark?
8130, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler, Why to save your dignity my man.
8131, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’m gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy."
8132, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!"
8133, ATM vestibule," the power has come back on,",1,Chandler,"Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape."
8134, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair.  You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
8135, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,What?
8136, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,Carol's pregnant.
8137, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,You know who shaved you? That was me.
8138, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh, look at the little cat! "
8139, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,Oh uh-uh pal! Don’t call me mommy! It’s bad enough you call your own mother that. 
8140, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,"All right Carl, we’re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?"
8141, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. 
8142, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! 
8143, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Because of the weekend, we had a fight."
8144, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Chandler,"Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?"
8145, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Paul, is it?"
8146, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Yeah, like I don’t know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on."
8147, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
8148, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe,Was it not pain-free?
8149, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,I just grabbed a spoon. 
8150, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio."
8151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,Ball? There is no ball.
8152, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Our apartment is ready.
8153, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey," I gotta get one, too."
8154, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,You-you think?
8155, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
8156,,,4,Joey," Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler..."
8157, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,Morning!
8158, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I’m wearing his briefs right now.
8159, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,Then that’s not breaking the law! I’m there!
8160, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,What if they don’t?
8161, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm…  What?!"
8162, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,No that made me feel precious.
8163, Monica’s bedroom," she has just lost her flower to Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!
8164, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn’t want you to worry about me. But, I’m having surgery today."
8165, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning."
8166, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
8167, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know?  Good luck, Rach."
8168, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,There you go!
8169, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,"Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married!  I’m not helping."
8170, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler,Okay. Okay.  What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
8171, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"You bet I do! I just ah, wasn’t listening then, that’s all."
8172, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the bank!
8173, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,What's wrong?
8174, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel," No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married."
8175, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica,"So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us."
8176, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Phoebe,Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
8177, Ross�,,9,Ross,What?
8178, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No! No, I don’t…don’t want to."
8179, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now."
8180, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Ross,"I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- "
8181, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
8182, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?"
8183, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross, I am a doctor! Y’know what? I’m just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
8184, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,We?!
8185, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,Okay. It’s Emma.
8186, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey, Thank you.
8187, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
8188, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And y’know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks."
8189, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,That would be great. Thank you.
8190, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah."
8191, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mmm-Hmm.
8192, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Are you serious? 
8193, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow."
8194, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,Really? I don’t…
8195, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Now? You want me to go over there now?
8196, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, cups."
8197, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Joey,"All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! "
8198, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
8199, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,I couldn't even if I wanted too.
8200, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross,Really? Sounded like Three Blind Mice.
8201, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,Of course.
8202, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, bonus night. Y’know, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night."
8203, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,"Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?"
8204, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Mona umm…Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no she’s uh—well she’s dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world."
8205, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!"
8206, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"It's okay, these things happen."
8207, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,But it's just...
8208, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,How do ya do.
8209, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, you’re not really gonna buy that are you? Don’t you think you’ve embarrassed me enough for one day?"
8210, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,Really?
8211, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, wow."
8212, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!"
8213, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Rachel,"OK, OK, it's my turn. "
8214, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"‘Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But I’m-I’m done now. They’ve suffered enough."
8215, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants."
8216, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,No.
8217, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
8218, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe,Exactly!
8219, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross," Now, we’ll see."
8220, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,That would be great.
8221, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,It worked!
8222, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now.
8223, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Y’know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs."
8224, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,
8225, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Monica,You did not go!
8226, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Rachel,Okay.
8227, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Including me?
8228, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,You got a little bored?
8229, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica," Ugh, they sent me home. They said I can’t work if I’m sick."
8230, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,No I didn’t.
8231, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Chandler,Why don’t you go up on stage. I’ll get a picture of you doing the speech.
8232, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip..."
8233, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here."
8234, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, I do, so let's...  So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?"
8235, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,Hey!
8236, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,"Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!"
8237, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel,I dumped him.
8238, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe," Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!"
8239, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!"
8240, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"Well, that’s not something a girl wants to hear."
8241, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.
8242, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Joey.
8243, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Oh. Oh, thanks."
8244, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,Honey that sounds like fun.
8245, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey! 
8246, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?"
8247, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I understand...
8248, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel, Because I’m going to London.
8249, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, what’s your name?"
8250, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I…  I don’t want Stevie to see her like this."
8251, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,"Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that you’re going down the same path, but you’re really going down different ones."
8252, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,What?!
8253, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
8254, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Look, I-I’m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I’m moving right back in with you!"
8255, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Really? I don’t like baths.
8256, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people."
8257, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,That noise you just made?
8258, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-"
8259, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,Could you get me a muffin?
8260, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!"
8261, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!"
8262, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,We can't afford that.
8263, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,Great!
8264, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn’t understand the question.
8265, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
8266, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?"
8267, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow?"
8268, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Uh-huh.
8269, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"Hey, Rach, can I get..."
8270, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!"
8271, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,I didn’t think you could keep it a secret.
8272, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Excellent! Y’know Ross met somebody too!
8273, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'."
8274, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! 
8275, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,I don't think he's the one who needs help.
8276, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,"Y’know, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, ‘cause usually he’s got the children’s hospital."
8277, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Okay, just sweep it."
8278, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you’re wrecking it."
8279, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"Feelings, such strong feelings."
8280, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey, I scared you!
8281, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me."
8282, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,So what's it gonna be? 
8283, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,Happy thoughts!  Happy thoughts!
8284, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,I got it! 
8285, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I don’t care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y’know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
8286, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Great! Now, the score is 7 to almost 7."
8287, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel,Oh.
8288, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,I look more like him than you do! 
8289, Central Perk,,9,Ross,This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.
8290, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God!  I’m sorry, too soon. You go."
8291, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,Hi.
8292, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
8293, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,Kinda like Joey.
8294, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!"
8295, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Ross, it's just a sandwich!"
8296, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Give her some money.
8297, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 840."
8298, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Shocking! Let’s play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. 
8299, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!"
8300, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"No that was Jarred! Wow! I haven’t thought about him in a long time…  Anyway, umm Will’s, Will’s here on business and he didn’t have a place to go so I invited him here."
8301, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,"No, not a thing."
8302, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,You may wanna get some more of those too.
8303, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,Twice?
8304, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Bye-bye!
8305, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Let me finish ... 
8306, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Okay, well maybe not on those levels."
8307, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,I know. Can you believe that?
8308, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, Where’s Kate?
8309, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,Umm… 
8310, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Bye Mon.
8311, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Well, yeah!"
8312, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
8313, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!"
8314, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy."
8315, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Not her!
8316, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?"
8317, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
8318, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,I am now.
8319, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,"Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive."
8320, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Hi!
8321, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel, Oh.
8322, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,Nice to meet you. 
8323, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,m'ap
8324, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Monica, AFFIRMATIVE!
8325, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?"
8326, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,Come on! 
8327, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,I know.
8328, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder."
8329, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"No really, I-I am! I feel bad!"
8330, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,What?
8331, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Shhh!! Please! What’s he saying?
8332, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Are you serious?
8333, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
8334, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller."
8335, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Ross,He’s taking her purse!
8336, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Mom, y’know what? I-I can’t deal with this right now. I’m sorry…"
8337, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,We still got it!
8338, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Chandler," I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!"
8339, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Monica,It is going to be okay!  It was worth a shot.
8340, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica, Okay.
8341, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Break!!
8342, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel," Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!"
8343, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,"Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!"
8344, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Oh my God! Calling from Rome!  Bon giorno, caro mio."
8345, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"And Chandler, you’re gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel can’t be late."
8346, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,I was probably waiting for it to open.
8347, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know if I’ve told you this, but he’s kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years"
8348, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,Why not?
8349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate."
8350, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom…"
8351, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey,"No! No, you smell like a meadow. "
8352, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"No, it’s fate!"
8353, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, it doesn’t matter, ‘cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!"
8354, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!"
8355, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Ross,Hey! Are you ready yet?
8356, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Oh yeah? When?
8357, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,I got it.
8358, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,Pirates again?
8359, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh my God, she's so stupid!"
8360, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,That’s laughter.
8361, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,What do you mean you quit?! You can’t quit!
8362, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,Hey.
8363, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Thank you. Thank you so much!
8364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel, I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
8365, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,I don't know about that.
8366, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,"Ahh Pheebs, you know you’re still my number one girl."
8367, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"No, they-they weren’t in the play."
8368, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, BEND OVER?!!!
8369, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?"
8370, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler, Uh ... Mommy?
8371, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,That's weird.  I bet they're doing it.
8372, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,No-no it’s not. What-what happened there Ned?
8373, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, Emma is napping...  what happened to your shirt?"
8374, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Hey!
8375, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Chandler,"Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it."
8376, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Hey Gunther. Hi.  I mean you’re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
8377, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah, and y’know you-you deserve to win. And-and y’know I was thinking about it, if-if you’re Monica’s maid of honor that means I get to be yours."
8378, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua!  Yeah, well, that oughta do it."
8379, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,Damn!  The tailpipe’s not hot enough to light this!
8380, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Ross,Real magic does exist.
8381, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"Alright boys, let's eat."
8382, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but I’m already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch."
8383, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Rachel,"All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. "
8384, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Well thank you, you too."
8385, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Gap commercial.  So did you book them? Did you call?
8386, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross, That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.
8387, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Dinner was good!
8388, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Chandler,"Okay, what do you guys think?"
8389, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say."
8390, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,I dunno!
8391, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. That is not true. Ross, is this your fantasy?"
8392, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,What’s Flimby’s?
8393, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing."
8394, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Hi!
8395, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,"I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?"
8396, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross," Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?"
8397, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Okay.
8398, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Oh, okay. Here, why don’t you let me do it?"
8399, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Hey!
8400, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Look if-if she’s gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldn’t find a better guy. So…"
8401, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,"Ross, please, trust me. I buy 30 fashion magazines a month. Now, I don't know who's running for president or who that... NATO guy is, but I do know that you have to get as far away as you can from that hat."
8402, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,Eww!
8403, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey, Really?
8404, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Hair transplant.
8405, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"Come on Mon, let her throw the ball."
8406, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,I need to talk to you!
8407, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! "
8408, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,It’s a rug. 
8409, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,I just don’t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
8410, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail."
8411, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before."
8412, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Joey, Hey guys!
8413, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,"Nope, nope, I’d just ah, I’d rather talk to you. "
8414, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey,Really?
8415, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater."
8416, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"No, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?"
8417, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Mm-hmm.  Throw me a bone here.
8418, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? "
8419, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Well, actually it..."
8420, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"Honey, I know you’re in pain right now, but I’m a little turned on."
8421, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, that sucks!"
8422, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,Tell me about it.
8423, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.
8424, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Great.
8425, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, not anymore. I changed it today."
8426, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater."
8427, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,Thanks a lot.
8428, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look at this!  They’re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight."
8429, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Hey! Sleeping beauty!
8430, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Judy.
8431, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Sure!
8432, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Ross,Nooooo!
8433, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Joey, had reasons."
8434, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but, there were no suds."
8435, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Well, there's two spots left right?"
8436, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball."
8437, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"All right, bad ankle, got it!"
8438, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Joey,I don’t see the baby. Where is it?
8439, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Phoebe, Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
8440, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,No.
8441, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel, What?
8442, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,She’s a stripper.
8443, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
8444, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,"Oh, okay."
8445, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily."
8446, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Joey, this is you!"
8447, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Chandler,"Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?"
8448, Central Perk,,9,Joey,You got to tell me exactly what to do there.
8449, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings..."
8450, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"We're fine, we're fine."
8451, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe, So did you ask him?
8452, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,My—Oh my God!
8453, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Do you know something?
8454, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,How are we gonna do that? There’s no way.
8455, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob?  Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!"
8456, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe," Hey. Ursula’s fianc�e is really sweet! He’s a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Y’know normally y’know, I don’t like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!"
8457, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,I guess.
8458, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, oh Chandler..."
8459, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross, Hey!
8460, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,Hi!
8461, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,To Monica!
8462, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
8463, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe,Nothing!  This is not over!
8464, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,My God! 
8465, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten."
8466, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,"Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place."
8467, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey, Yeah I knew what you were talkin’ about.
8468, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
8469, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this  You were saying?"
8470, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Ross,Multiple orgasms!
8471, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross," Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!"
8472, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Well, there you go."
8473, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss."
8474, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Ohhhh!!  ...What? What?
8475, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula."
8476, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!"
8477, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.
8478, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
8479, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica," O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?"
8480, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,Oh God! What did I just step on?
8481, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"My God, Rachel, I can’t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, I’m so jealous. "
8482, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Phoebe,I’ve found....
8483, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Rachel,Yes! 
8484, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,Yeah.
8485, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,"You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work."
8486, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"No, it’s Ross. It’s Ross. You like Ross.  Oh daddy, I hope you’re okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. You’re gonna—This is your first grandchild! You’re gonna be a poppy!"
8487, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Well, I'm very impressed."
8488, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card . ""From Gavin"""
8489, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  Yemen. That’s right, yes, I’m being transferred to Yemen!"
8490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  No, my parents.",6,Monica,
8491, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,You too.
8492, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to."
8493, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Small... 
8494, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road.  Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?"
8495, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross,"Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katy, yeah, I know we've been only going out like twice, but I have a really good feeling about her. "
8496, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,"Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father."
8497, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!"
8498, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,That’s all I’m askin’
8499, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel,"Oh, was it awful?"
8500, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Okay. Okay, I’ll talk to him."
8501, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Hey!
8502, Chandler’s bedroom," he is sleeping with Marjorie, All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler, After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep, There’s a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her, She quickly calms down, This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandler’s door, and starts to complain about the noise,",4,Joey,
8503, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Thats not how you see me, is it?"
8504, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..."
8505, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally..."
8506, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,Great! Roomie!
8507, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Okay. Well be careful with her, she’s really tiny."
8508, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Do you really not know where I’m going with this?  It left! It’s one huge room!
8509, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,Well not exactly like the one in the poem.
8510, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Chandler,"Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger."
8511, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,"Ooh, Italian! "
8512, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,Yeah!
8513, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,No. She doesn’t die.
8514, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Yes, every single one of them."
8515, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,My husband.
8516, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
8517, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,Boy! I didn’t see that coming!
8518, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Ear plugs, or cloves of garlic?"
8519, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe," Oh, really."
8520, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Chandler,Fun's over!
8521, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break."
8522, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,"Okay.  But wait, we can’t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we’re supposed to have lunch."
8523, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Okay. Well that’s pretty much all that we have—Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita? 
8524, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here."
8525, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,I’m not?
8526, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
8527, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel,"Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with..."
8528, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Chandler,"To her face? Look it’s the end of the date, I’m standing there, I know all she’s waiting for is for me to say ‘I’ll call her’ and it’s just y'know, comes out. I can’t help it, it’s a compulsion."
8529, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica," Y'know, there’s a Starbucks about three blocks down."
8530, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah I like him a lot."
8531, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross, A Play-Dough Barber Shop?
8532, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! 
8533, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
8534, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,You gotta be at least bi...
8535, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,You’re coming on to the entire room!  I’m Chandler.
8536, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Oh!!
8537, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe, Speech! Speech! Let’s hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
8538, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"No, these are my pants."
8539, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Chandler,"We can’t do that that’s insane. I mean ‘A’ he could wake up and ‘B’ y’know, let’s go for it."
8540, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,"No, look. "
8541, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Uhh, well I’ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt.  You got an extra one?"
8542, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Yeah.
8543, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Uhh, Chandler's not here."
8544, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,Nobody likes change.
8545, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey,Great! Go get him.
8546, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What is wrong with you?!!!
8547, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
8548, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh wait, no-no-no! Drag me down. Drag-drag me down."
8549, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
8550, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah.
8551, Central Park," Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross, They both giggle,",7,Phoebe,"Don’t be so corny Ross, it’s not an after-school special. "
8552, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.
8553, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"Oh, we have to get you an engagement present?"
8554, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!"
8555, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,I don’t know why you say that so soon.
8556, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Joey, Yeah I’ll take that.
8557, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Chandler,To Put the Camera Away!!!
8558, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,She already lives in London.
8559, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Sure we should... So.
8560, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,
8561, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words ."
8562, The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on,,4,Rachel,Ohhh.
8563, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
8564, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand."
8565, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,I’m not gonna marry Chandler!
8566, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"All right, me neither! I was just testing you!"
8567, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,What?
8568, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Hi.
8569, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!"
8570, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe," Maybe not, is it?"
8571, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Hey!
8572, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica," Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here."
8573, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,Wow! You’re a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you’re trip?
8574, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! I’m the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna get a job, you’re gonna get an apartment, and then I’ll help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?"
8575, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you’ve just had your first class!"
8576, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"Five minutes ago, a line like that would’ve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman."
8577, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,'Scuse me?
8578, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
8579, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"So, your ex-boyfriend is gonna determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant? Wow, your new boyfriend is screwed!"
8580, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,"You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there  if you want to check that out."
8581, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Oh no!
8582, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey,Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn’t that why you guys are here?
8583, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception."
8584, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
8585, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? ‘Cause I don’t think you have to wear it unless you are!"
8586, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,"Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it.  Ma’am, are you also a stripper?"
8587, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Hello, children!"
8588, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Joey,What are you doing?
8589, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door,4,Monica,"Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister."
8590, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"So, how are you?"
8591, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler, ...spender.
8592, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Hi honey!
8593, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.
8594, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,It happened in London.
8595, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, it was good! It was good. Actually, the baby started kicking!"
8596, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Oh! Any word on casting yet?
8597, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
8598, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Yeah, come on, think about it. You’re 18, okay, she’s 44, when you’re 36, she’s gonna be 88."
8599, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,Half hour. 
8600, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Phoebe,"Hey. We found her, we found the girl."
8601, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Yes, yes she is. Didn’t I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, err, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan."
8602, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"So, I decided I’m definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler."
8603, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,Hi Ginger.
8604, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, umm that’s Whitney , Kyle’s ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y’know divert her so that we can slip out?"
8605, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?
8606, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!
8607, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"One more time, ""Hey, don’t you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?"""
8608, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,How?
8609, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
8610, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,"Uh, no, she’s at dance class."
8611, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,How is you drinking helping the kids?
8612, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,"Yeah, she’s got to go back to London. But you know what? I’ve been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and that’s it. Y’know."
8613, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,I just wish they'd realise they should be together.
8614, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,Somebody got in late last night.
8615, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey, Thanks.
8616, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,They're gonna do it together.
8617, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Wha—? Oh, come on. You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?!  Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. That’s not interesting."
8618, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?"
8619, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?"
8620, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,"Well, I did and it hurt.  That's when I wrote the song ""Betrayal In The Common Room""."
8621, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, they were very y'know…wrestley. But, I guess that's normal?"
8622, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.
8623, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,"Phoebe, it’s been two days."
8624, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,"No! No, I’m the minister! All right, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, I’ll marry them right now."
8625, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,Oh yeah?
8626, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Musty!
8627, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it!  It’s just gonna freak me out!!!"
8628, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Rachel,"So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me."
8629, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?"
8630, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,I just don’t know! It just doesn’t feel right.
8631, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,What do you mean?
8632, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Would she?  You ate my candy bar!
8633, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica," he has to work, there's some rush on the big  ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job."
8634, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah that’s right."
8635, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,What?
8636, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,Why? Why today?
8637, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
8638, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,A-ha!
8639, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Uh-Huh, Which is...?"
8640, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross, What?
8641, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"We are switching back, right now!"
8642, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike."
8643, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,What question?
8644, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"Oh God, I’m so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked."
8645, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,That’s nice.
8646, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Um, no."
8647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
8648, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,That was me.
8649, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,Hey.
8650, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Hey!
8651, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,"Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later."
8652, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Okay, that's, that's enough. "
8653, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Well, I don’t know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel."
8654, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,All right. 
8655, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Oh God, kindergarten flashback."
8656, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
8657, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,
8658, A newsstand," Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper,",8,Phoebe,"Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I’m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately."
8659, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay."
8660, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
8661, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,I know!
8662, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"I lie better then that, right?"
8663, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,Yes.
8664, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Guess what?
8665, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Rachel,"Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!"
8666, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,"No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And it’s all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I don’t have that lamp!"
8667, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,Oh that’s on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
8668, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,"Oh, are we playing this?!"
8669, A street," Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by,",4,Chandler,Okay. 
8670, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,Ohh!!
8671, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!"
8672, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"Hey, look at you! Where have you been?"
8673, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!"
8674, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,What are you wrapping?
8675, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate."
8676, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun."
8677, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Sorry.
8678, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, ""No."" I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, ""No."" I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, ""No."" So, he’s sweeping. "
8679, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,Hi!
8680, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don’t fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they’ll start listening to all the nice things I’ve been saying about you."
8681, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
8682, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,It just amazes me that your still pulling stuff like this.
8683, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Monica,"Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time."
8684, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! ."
8685, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I think you should wait."
8686, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,Oh my God! What did you say?
8687, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
8688, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Treeger’s snaking the shower drain.
8689, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you didn’t have to come in with me."
8690, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Chandler,"So, rocks."
8691, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Oh my God! That’s Pete! But why is Bill huggin’ Pete?
8692, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Yeah we do!
8693, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,What!?
8694, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Olivia.
8695, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,I don’t remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
8696, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Manhattan.
8697, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey, I give you $ 500 for them!
8698, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Well then why can’t I see it?
8699, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
8700, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here."
8701, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,"Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?"
8702, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Yeah?
8703, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,
8704, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,"Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired."
8705, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!
8706, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross, A Play-Dough Barber Shop?
8707, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,Can we start over?
8708, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious...  what that would be like?..."
8709, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel, Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
8710, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,It’s enough for wedding scenario eight.
8711, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,I'd love to! Yeah! 
8712, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Well better than you, but y’know still not what you want."
8713, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,Mandy.
8714, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,What’s up?
8715, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler,"Honey, you're screaming."
8716, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Do you really not know where I’m going with this?  It left! It’s one huge room!
8717, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey! I sold that to Joey.
8718, Central Perk,,9,Ross, Can you say Barbados?
8719, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey," I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?"
8720, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,What?
8721, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,What?
8722, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?"
8723, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,How?
8724, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,"We’re really gonna do this, huh?"
8725, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"You know, the baby can't read, Mike!"
8726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Oh my God yes! Who is she?
8727, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,Ok. Why?
8728, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,Like a date type  person?
8729, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,
8730, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,Ohh.
8731, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pee's flying about."
8732, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?"
8733, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, well I won’t uh, worry about this anymore then."
8734, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,So-so you would’ve just lied?
8735, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Split it?
8736, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
8737, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,Then you go to Tokyo.
8738, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,No. I’m very comfortable.
8739, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,Looks like a fun gang. 
8740, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,"Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I’ll see you later."
8741, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.
8742, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,No-no-don’t! Don’t leave me here with these people.
8743, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,I know.
8744, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn’t get it?
8745, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,"Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus..."
8746, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,"No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot."
8747, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,What are you mad at me for?!
8748, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah."
8749, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Hey!
8750, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,I guess they’re back from their date.
8751, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,"Still I could tell. She was into me.  Well, why don’t you set us up?"
8752, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,I cannot sleep in a public place.
8753, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,"Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed."
8754, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great.  Umm, so you like it?"
8755, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?"
8756, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,I don’t get this! She was horrible! 
8757, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
8758, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ross, get over it! It’s not like she hates you."
8759, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Great! Great!  You’re making the bike very happy.
8760, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,I can’t believe he taped the two of them having sex!
8761, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,Really?
8762, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,Hey!
8763, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,"Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too."
8764, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"Okay, okay, you got it!"
8765, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Nooo, later. "
8766, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,But! Don’t you have to give him his money back?
8767, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Rachel,Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
8768, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Come on, would you grow up? It’s no big deal."
8769, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"No, Mike's here."
8770, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,No! You gotta hold my hand!!
8771, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,"Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain…"
8772, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Hey! 
8773, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,"Thanks, I’m set. Do you still live with your parents?"
8774, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Wait,  you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?"
8775, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?"
8776, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Hey.
8777, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?"
8778, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,All right.
8779, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,"This is unbelievable. I - I have never been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way."
8780, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Okay, so this time I won't quit!"
8781, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"No, we only went out once."
8782, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Check your numbers! Make me rich!
8783, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"I can see it now, ""Look dad, it’s the Sphinx!"" "
8784, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Hey, hey, it’s me. Why can’t you tell me?"
8785, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,He left that.
8786, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Yeah actually, I think we’re gonna take off too. We rented a movie."
8787, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Ross,Oh my God it’s just like I dreamed it!
8788, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Ross,"I don’t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then."
8789, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, but it’s okay, because when Ross left Mark came over."
8790, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,"So, if you’re parents hadn’t got divorced, you’d be able to answer a question like a normal person?"
8791, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go.  Y’know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just—I don’t get Chandler. Y’know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don’t get all upset."
8792, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, I’m sorry. I completely ruined your evening."
8793, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long."
8794, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey, hey that’s your wife you’re talking about!"
8795, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Bring it.
8796, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,No there won’t! I promise I will finish that turkey!
8797, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Hey, this is hollow."
8798," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey, Only better looking and richer.
8799, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,Ah! 
8800, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure."
8801, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Except that!  Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We're all ready for our presentation this afternoon."
8802,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross, WOW!
8803, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross, Wow.
8804, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,We have 800 reservations at Grammercy Bistero.
8805, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y’know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!"
8806, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Our apartment is ready.
8807, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Ross,Actually it’s more like this. 
8808, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"No, actually I don’t eat…"
8809, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m good."
8810, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Merrill Lynch?
8811, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool."
8812, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,...Hm.
8813, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, we’re almost there! We’re almost there!"
8814, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didn’t I?"
8815, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"Look, it’s not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I don’t want to live with some one who doesn’t know what it is to be a friend. So, I’ll see ya. "
8816, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica,"All right, big brother.  Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your best friend would want to do her?"
8817, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"No. No. It’s just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, I’m pretty sure I saw a little spark between them."
8818, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
8819, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. "
8820, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle."
8821, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah, but I love you more. Besides y’know, nothing goes with Bing. So I’m screwed. I mean…  You want a cousin right now?!"
8822, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,Okay.
8823, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,How old is your phonebook?
8824, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Ross,Oh come on! Here we go!  Stand by for mission countdown!
8825, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Oh he's like a...
8826, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Rachel, Hey!
8827, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,uh-huh
8828, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe, We want the last six years back!!
8829, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Ohh… I wonder if that dude.
8830, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler, Get up.
8831, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,You really should have been more clear about that!
8832, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"""I am what you made me! You know what?"""
8833, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Look everyone, it’s the spirit of Thanksgiving!"
8834, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Chandler, Hey!
8835, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!"
8836, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe, I found it!
8837, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,"Actually, I don’t like martinis."
8838, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Okay, take it easy."
8839, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,What?! What?! Talking about what?!
8840, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Sure. Yeah, he’s kinda sexy."
8841, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,No.
8842, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross," What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?"
8843, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,And you would?
8844, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mmm-Unmm.
8845, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,It’s not?
8846, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
8847, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,What?
8848, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesn’t mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise you’re just an idiot in a box!"
8849, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"No, I don't."
8850, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,"Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step."
8851, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,How long do you have to go for?
8852, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Are you sure?
8853, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Until we start to look very small.
8854, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Phoebe,Oh!
8855, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter."
8856, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe, Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
8857, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Joey,I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
8858, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,We got out pictures back from London.  Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
8859, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Joey,"All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?"
8860, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,How’d it go?
8861, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Ok, so there's not a magazine under the couch, or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank, or a filthy video in the VCR?"
8862, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,We did it!!
8863, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,"I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe..."
8864, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!
8865, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked."
8866, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Rachel,"All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?"
8867, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?"
8868, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Really? Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review, who was the voice of ""Underdog""?"
8869, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,What?
8870, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,"It’s not just that she’s cute, okay. It’s just that... she’s really really cute."
8871, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
8872, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler, M-Me-me-me!
8873, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Rachel,"Well, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men."
8874, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Is this about Mark?
8875, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"I don't know. Except that, for one last time...  Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game."
8876, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! "
8877, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going."
8878, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Pantyhose! Y’know? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here…  I should go take these off shouldn’t I?
8879, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,"No Phoebe, don’t look! You don’t want to see what’s under there!!"
8880, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh 
8881, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?"
8882, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,Well of course that is what I’m here for!
8883, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, now you’re the one who wet his pants. "
8884, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,You know Paul?
8885, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Rachel...
8886, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"I’m sorry, what?"
8887, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say."
8888, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
8889, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Okay.
8890, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,"Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!"
8891, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Why is it sick?
8892, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, it's so much more fun with you."
8893, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,"Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?"
8894, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,I have one.
8895, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Rachel,Thank you.
8896, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,"Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I’ll see you later."
8897, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't wanna be drunk when I go home alone."
8898, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,Yeah!
8899, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,"What—You’re not serious. I mean she’s a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. She’ll drive us totally crazy."
8900, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, y’know what, I think it’s time for puppy to go out again. Come on, let’s go to the balcony."
8901, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,What? Of course you can! Hop on!
8902, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,I have my reasons.
8903, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes "
8904, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!"
8905, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,"J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that you were getting better."
8906, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,Which you just gave up really quickly.
8907, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe, I helped!
8908, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica, Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
8909, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Ross,"All right, I'll see you guys later."
8910, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Phoebe,"Okay well, he would turn things to gold."
8911, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica, Thanks!
8912, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Phoebe!
8913, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
8914, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Hey, how do you spell suspicious?"
8915, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,"Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive..."
8916, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?"
8917, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,"Dude, what'd you have?"
8918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Making holiday candy for the neighbors.
8919, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,I don't know.
8920, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,I’m gonna go tell Joey that 
8921, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
8922, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Them?! Who's them?
8923, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but I’m so relieved you guys know."
8924, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Know what—If somebody doesn’t tell me what’s going on right now…
8925, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Surely you can think of something good.
8926, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold."
8927, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
8928, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,Yeah!
8929, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Well, I took it."
8930, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Which time?
8931, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey," That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time."
8932, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,"Uh, boat rope."
8933," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
8934, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know what, that doesn't matter."
8935, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?
8936, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,Ross..
8937, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Yeah. What-what should I do?
8938, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"Why not?! I mean it’s just, it’s just climbing! It’s just, it’s just steep!"
8939, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica, Thank you.
8940, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross, Hey!
8941, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,"Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock."
8942, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,"Unwilling to steal from work, interesting."
8943, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Because! You’re mean on the boat!
8944, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"And I love the milk! But, I’m not gonna some British girl to move in with me!  Joey, you say things now."
8945, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah! I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas!
8946, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,You got it! Oh-oh! 
8947, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,You’re Joey!
8948, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler, Monica…
8949, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,Noooo!!
8950, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
8951, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, sly."
8952, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!"
8953, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Phoebe,What?
8954, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross," Ah well, can’t blame a guy for trying!"
8955, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?"
8956, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,"Well, oh, Mark, I’m doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I’m just doing it to get back at Ross. I’m sorry, it’s not very fair to you."
8957, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"No, it wasn't."
8958, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,Okay. 
8959, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,I mean don’t you trust her?
8960, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
8961, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new."
8962, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,He’s retiling my floor. 
8963, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
8964, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,I would but mine doesn’t fit. The pants are a little tight.
8965, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing a meeting with his boss,",3,Chandler,"Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody back to my office."
8966, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,"No, actually Laurie’s a boy."
8967, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us."
8968, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Was it really that bad?
8969, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,Maybe there's someone else.
8970, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Yeah. No. No...
8971, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"No! No! I…didn’t do that. It’s just… Okay, honestly no. I don’t, I don’t see a big future with her."
8972, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"Well, isn’t, isn’t that gonna be weird?"
8973, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Yeah, losers talk!"
8974, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,"Well, John McLane had plans!"
8975, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica, Where did you get those jeans?!
8976, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Are you hugging the door right now.
8977, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,What?
8978, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,I’m really gonna miss you.
8979, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!"
8980, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel," Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!"
8981, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,With Carol?  Oh.
8982, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800.  Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one."
8983, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins."
8984, Joey's apartment," Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream, He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer, It cannot be opened,",9,Joey,Rach?!  So I can't do anything I like????
8985, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"All right, let's show them how it's done."
8986, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,In London!
8987, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date."
8988, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross,Then be supportive like a guy.
8989, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!"
8990, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Monica,Bye Dan!
8991, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,All right.
8992, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,Exactly!! 
8993, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!"
8994, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,After the snap!
8995, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"...Quality, right, great."
8996, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, I think you’re really, really great..."
8997, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass."
8998, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, I would love too."
8999, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,That’s what you think.
9000, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Ross,Which is fine! Because you just turned——twenty-eight!
9001, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel, Oh my God!
9002, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated."
9003, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,Open it! Open it! Open it!
9004, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,"Okay, I just don't get why you like it so much."
9005, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me."
9006, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler," All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds."
9007, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Yeah...!?
9008, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Can I talk to you for a minute?
9009, In the hall,,9,Monica,What the hell are you cooking!
9010, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Ross,"Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now."
9011, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Monica,We should get over there and see if she's okay. 
9012, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Well, let’s see, it’s not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y’know a bunch of y’know high school crap that nobody really gives y’know…"
9013, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,Yes I'm gonna put it back  exactly where I found it.
9014, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,
9015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Fat?!
9016, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,I know! That’s why they trashed me!
9017, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,"Wow! That’s great! Dad must really like you, he doesn’t ask just anyone to play."
9018, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like,  banging his hands together!"
9019, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,You don’t even know!
9020, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah you're always singing ""Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy"""
9021, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?"
9022, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Ross,"Yes, yes it is. In prison!"
9023, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,And the big one’s for me!
9024, Ross',,9,Rachel,There isn't. There is totally isn't.
9025, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey," Wow, it’s really long."
9026, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel, oooh! Oh oh!
9027, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy."
9028, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?"
9029, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Got it!  So…
9030, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!
9031, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual."
9032, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division."
9033, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Pick a number! That is your only job!
9034, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"We had such a great time! She’s-she’s incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn’t. It wasn’t at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age.  A concept lost on some people!"
9035, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face,",3,Joey, WHOAA!!
9036, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,Thank you doctor.  Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
9037, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Hey, y’know what you guys? I think I’m gonna go walk her home. "
9038, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh..."
9039, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,Oh no.
9040, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,"Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants."
9041, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed."
9042, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake."
9043, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
9044, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Rach, look!  There he is."
9045, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,300 dollars?!
9046, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,She could be you.
9047, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,Or an uncle...
9048, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica, Janice.
9049, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. "
9050, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Well, I don't know....  huh-huh."
9051, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,If you hold a spider.
9052, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,That was her.
9053, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,"Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that’s  $12.75."
9054, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"How about we play for more money, say 150?"
9055, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
9056, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,"Chandler, what are you doing?"
9057, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?"
9058, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,"Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?"
9059, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Chandler,"Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a career from scratch. It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it. Maybe now is not the right time to be starting a family."
9060, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,Hi!
9061, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!"
9062, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Phoebe," Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself."
9063, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Well, I’ll ask him for you, if you want me too?"
9064, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,"Don’t worry, Tribbianis never get full."
9065, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?"
9066, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Well this is romantic!
9067, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, why not?"
9068, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,No. Sorry man.
9069, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,"Chandler, I said I was sorry."
9070, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,"Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is..."
9071, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Rachel,Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!
9072, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!"
9073, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,That thing that I have to do to make a baby. I faked it.
9074, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"No, it came out to an even twenty."
9075, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel, Hi.
9076, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross,Are you serious?!
9077, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"I can’t! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that I’d wear them all the time, I just can’t give them away!"
9078, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You’ve got to spread it out a little, you know. Haven’t you ever been unemployed?"
9079, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?"
9080, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it."
9081, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me."
9082, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Okay then! 
9083, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Is that Mark?
9084, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler, Hey.
9085, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
9086, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don’t get along?"
9087, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah."
9088, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,They did it right there on the couch.
9089, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,Eh?
9090, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I didn’t make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. "
9091, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,We won!
9092, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Well, I, I should go in there."
9093, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?"
9094, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,Help!
9095, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Hmph.
9096, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,
9097, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh no!  Oh! Wow!!!
9098, Central Perk,,9,Monica,At least you took me down with you!
9099, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,You’re welcome.
9100, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Hi.
9101, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,All right.
9102, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"No, it's okay, you didn't know."
9103, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"That depends, how much did you hear?"
9104, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch."
9105, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!"
9106, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler,What are you doing?!
9107, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,"Oh, absolutely!"
9108, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"Okay. That’s good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what you’re gonna say. Good. Yeah.  Don’t you people ever knock?!"
9109, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Hey! We’re here!
9110, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,I couldn’t.
9111, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too."
9112, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
9113, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,Both of you together?
9114, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, Would you just open it?
9115, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Yes! Yes! You did and you’re still yelling at me!
9116, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,"OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment."
9117, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,
9118, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,
9119, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,What?! Noooo… 
9120, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?"
9121, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"Oh, just do it!!"
9122, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,"Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I don’t think I can help you after all, I didn’t realize this game was on."
9123, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Wow, that’s-that’s-that’s incredible."
9124, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Hey!
9125, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Okay, while we’re waiting for these pills to kick in, I’m gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. —gonna make you some tea. And then, I’m gonna rub your feet."
9126, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,"Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys.  Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcriber’s note Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?"
9127, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,How long have we been home?
9128, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,Hey!
9129, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Isn't this great?
9130, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,Ok... 
9131, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe, I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
9132, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Oh good.
9133, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey,"I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?"
9134, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device."
9135, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,"And I'm fine never having heard it...  Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?"
9136, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,What?!
9137, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh, no, no. That is a doll."
9138, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Well umm, Alexandra has been…"
9139, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica," Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?"
9140, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,Yeah.
9141, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Phoebe,"No offence but, y’know sometimes it’s hard to understand you, y’know with the accent, so…"
9142, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"I don’t know, aheh, your’s was the first name that-that popped into my head, I’m I’m sorry. I-I didn’t think it would matter."
9143, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,By all means.
9144, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Yes I did! I’m Chandler.  Dude, what happened?"
9145, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading  Finding your G-spot."
9146, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked, The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window, Joey screams and runs into the living room,",4,Chandler,I can’t believe we live here!
9147, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,"Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!"
9148, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Why didn�t I get that message?
9149, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Yes! See you and I have always been like—
9150, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Uh-huh, yeah."
9151, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Ross, Hey guys!
9152, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel, I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
9153, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! "
9154, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,"Joey, you look nothing like Ben."
9155, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry."
9156, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Wow, that’s great Ross, I’m sorry we weren’t more supportive before."
9157, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,That’s right!
9158, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,Thank you.
9159, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,Argh!
9160, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,Yeah? You like that one?
9161, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,No I didn’t!
9162, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,...Take off their hats!
9163, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Well that’s only two days away. What is the other option?
9164, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey," Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!"
9165, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!
9166, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look!  Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now."
9167, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,has your girlfriend got the butt?
9168, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,I did not freak out.
9169, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,We’re all right.
9170, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,This bicep?
9171, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you."
9172, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Is that a real place?  Are they hiring?
9173, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying."
9174, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Rachel,You can keep those pants by the way.
9175, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Chandler,That's right.
9176, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,I know. Use it.
9177, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"Okay, bye."
9178, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Because I knew you were lying!
9179, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Phoebe,"Well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay."
9180, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica, I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
9181, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
9182, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
9183, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler," OK, so now we draw cards."
9184, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,Look I was going to tell you!
9185, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Kim, hi."
9186, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,I say we go with Careless Whisper.
9187, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Was that Emma? Is she up?
9188, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
9189, Central Perk,,9,Ross, moonlight boat ride!!
9190, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,"Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s."
9191, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Phoebe,Now wasn’t Joey hitting on her at the wedding too?
9192, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,How’s Monica coming along with her vows?
9193, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,Hey!
9194, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,"Joey, you don’t have too!"
9195, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,One Two Three...
9196, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry."
9197, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Yeah, we’re done."
9198, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time."
9199, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!"
9200, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,He’s so cute.
9201, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,Y’know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.
9202, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Joey,Hey!
9203, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel, You found my book?!
9204, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey, You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
9205, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,Ross!
9206, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,"I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off."
9207, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,What?
9208, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"Look, I’m sorry. Okay? I’m weak, and pathetic, and sorry."
9209, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,I can’t help you.
9210, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby."
9211, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Phoebe, You're gonna be okay?
9212, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?"
9213, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn star!
9214, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad."
9215, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,Here’s your girlfriend’s button. 
9216, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"No, I've got work and then I'm proposing.."
9217, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?"
9218, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in."
9219, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Ross,"Yep, we got it, we got it.  Thank you so much."
9220, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Ross, she’s 25 years old."
9221, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,Hey! 
9222, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we..."
9223, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Rachel," Oh, well you know who I love the most?"
9224, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
9225, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!"
9226, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,There’s one lucky to-go cup of coffee.
9227, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Uh well umm…we’re just not in that place, y’know? But we’re very excited about this."
9228, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe, Maybe it’s something you ate?
9229, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"""Pick up grandma at the airport""?"
9230, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Phoebe, Woo!
9231, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"I just, I can’t believe that we made it!"
9232, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Did she really say that?
9233, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom."
9234, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. "
9235, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,That I did. That I did.
9236, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!"
9237, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,Do you know what just happened?
9238, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon?
9239, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth."
9240, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
9241, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Oh! Right.
9242, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,We got the honeymoon.
9243, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Yeah?! So's yours!
9244, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel, Hey Jess.
9245, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,Yeah! Once.
9246, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Monica," Okay! I’ll be right out. I’m slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty."
9247, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,It’s mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
9248, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?"
9249, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,I’ve got a science question.
9250, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,Yeah.
9251, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! I’m-I’m so happy for you guys.  This is so-so, not stupid."
9252, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,"No thanks, Mom!"
9253, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica, Chandler!
9254, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Yes! Now, they’re a little more than I normally spend on boots…or rent "
9255, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,"Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game."
9256, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them.
9257, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta get my ticket!"
9258, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Who the hell is Carl?!
9259, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,"And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I’ve only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game."
9260, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... "
9261, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,It’s slang for pregnant.
9262, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,"Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Mona’s standing right over there.  Oh God, she’s talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!"
9263, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ooh, I have another idea!"
9264, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel, Hi you guys!
9265, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
9266, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
9267, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
9268, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,Okay.
9269, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.
9270, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?"
9271, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,My father had an heart attack...  ...while I was at Barney’s.
9272, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Hey!
9273, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldn’t have a bag, I just—it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm,  controversial."
9274, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,Yeah.
9275, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,Done.
9276, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Ross,"Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do.  Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!"
9277, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe, Thank you so much.
9278, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?"
9279, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?"
9280, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica," Ooh, I want one..."
9281, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Hey!
9282, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, ""that massage wasn't long enough, or, ""I don't recognize any of those songs,"" or, you know, ""these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"""
9283, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
9284, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?"
9285, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!"
9286, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Okay. 
9287, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,No you didn’t.
9288, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!"
9289, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Yeah. 
9290, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler,You ready?
9291, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Dude, I was gonna ask her out."
9292, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can’t find him anywhere!
9293, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,Yes?
9294, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey, Hey!
9295, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"You bet your ass, I’m gonna fire you! Thank you."
9296, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,Okay.
9297, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Hey!
9298, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
9299, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,Oh.. you don't get it! 
9300, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,I'm going to the bathroom. 
9301, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source."
9302, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,You really think this is okay?
9303, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Rachel,Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I can’t find her anywhere.
9304, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Look, I…  Look, I’m having a great time with you and I just don’t want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, I’m sorry I just don’t think we should go away together yet. It’s-it’s too soon."
9305, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time."
9306, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?"
9307, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I was going for the metaphor."
9308, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,"Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked."
9309, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,Okay.
9310, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,What’s the matter?
9311, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"My God, the baby’s kicking. That’s great. Although I…kinda wish I-I would’ve been there to feel the kicking for the first time y’know."
9312, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,"Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while."
9313, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, ‘nobody won that game, ‘ and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and....  threw it in the lake."
9314, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,", yaw..."
9315, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"Wh—Hey—Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?!"
9316, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Rachel,"Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma.  Which one of us should go to dinner?"
9317, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,I can check that for ya.
9318, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?"
9319, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,"Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car…"
9320, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"No-no. It’s-it’s me, Ross!"
9321, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Huh. Wow, this is great."
9322, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,ooh oooh..
9323, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,What?
9324, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,What? You know about the plate thing?
9325, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,"Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me."
9326, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey,Can we please turn this off?
9327, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I know.
9328, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Phoebe, Ble-blah-blar Blargh!
9329, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen."
9330, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ok. If you really need to.
9331, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,"Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya."
9332, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
9333, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross, Okay I put most of the stuff away.
9334, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"I’ll teach ya! Come on, come on, it’s really easy and really, really fun."
9335, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
9336, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?"
9337, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,A lot.
9338, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,"Ohh, you can see them, huh?"
9339, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot.  Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while."
9340, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness 
9341, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,"Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills."
9342, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,How did the job stuff go?
9343, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,You can say that because she's not your mom.
9344, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,I'd love to.
9345, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?"
9346, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,"Rach, you’re gonna come though aren’t you?"
9347, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel," Well, what’s he like?!"
9348, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Is Monica not here?
9349, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don’t you tell us a little something about you Ross?"
9350, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel, Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
9351, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on,",6,Phoebe,
9352, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,Hey you too!
9353, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,"Yeah, well…"
9354, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey," Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know any Spanish words."
9355, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,I don’t know.  A cowboy theme?
9356, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Monica,Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale.
9357, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,I can’t believe she would say that too you.
9358, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Ow!!!
9359, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
9360, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey, For just you?
9361, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
9362, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,"No, okay, you’re right. You’re easy-going. You’re just not as easy-going as Rachel. She’s just more flexible and-and mellow. That’s all."
9363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica," Chandler, I think I’m sick."
9364, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- "
9365, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
9366, The Roof,,9,Monica, Oh my God! Chandler!
9367, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,"Look, there’s nothing I can do for him right now, he’s still in his sweat pants, that’s still Phase One. Y'know? I’ll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two."
9368, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Chandler," Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965."
9369, Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area, Monica arrives with her parents,",4,Monica,"Ha ha, a joke that’s funny in all countries."
9370, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
9371, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, Why are you being weird?
9372, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Wait! Wait! This isn’t take-out!
9373, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Ross,Maybe not.
9374, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good."
9375, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on."
9376, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Good luck, man. I hope you get it."
9377, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts."
9378, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,Do you want me too?
9379, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,What?
9380, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey, Hey!
9381, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,Yeah.
9382, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!"
9383, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,Oh my God.
9384, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,"Hey Leslie, how’d you know I’d be here?"
9385, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Well now what’s the rush?
9386, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
9387, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!"
9388, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?"
9389, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,"It will be…in a minute. Listen, Tim you’re a really great guy."
9390, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal."
9391, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Who?
9392, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"I’m thinking, I’m gonna order a pizza."
9393, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,Friday’s perfect...She can’t wait.
9394, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,You’re right. 
9395, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Ah, we’re out. I sold them all."
9396, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Yeah?
9397, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Hey! We were not on a—Okay. That’s fine! Fine. Y’know what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?"
9398, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Is this about Mark?
9399, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city."
9400, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,Did I use that already today? I’m sorry.
9401, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose."
9402, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, of course Monica’s brother!"
9403, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Joey,Exellent dream score.
9404, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Jeez, you say one thing, and..."
9405, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
9406, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,I like that! 
9407, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,You can still sleep at night and stuff.
9408, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,"Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message."
9409, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,"Oh my God, this is horrible!"
9410, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,OOH! God! Sorry!
9411, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Rachel,I don’t like sitting up here! I’m just gonna over… 
9412, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler,"See, maybe that’s the one we should’ve actually hidden."
9413, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Let’s have Monica decide.
9414, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,"Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors."
9415, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Goodnight.
9416, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, no. Oh, nothing."
9417, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Well, it’s complicated. She’s with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because we’re really good friends."
9418, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,Oh my god! Where are you? 
9419, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,When they see this you'll be 52!
9420, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,"Okay! Okay! Fine, I’ll stop! No teaching, okay? We’ll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.  Okay? Who’s official name is Bapstein-King."
9421, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Oh my God! That’s Pete! But why is Bill huggin’ Pete?
9422, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... tzz-zzz, mmm."
9423,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!"
9424, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Oh, my God."
9425, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel," Oh, he brought her back to his apartment."
9426, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,Where? 
9427, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross, Hey Rach!
9428, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Joey,Who's Rick?
9429, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee?  Oh, look at that."
9430, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Yeah.
9431, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,"Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks!  Hey Rach, how you doin'?"
9432, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!"
9433, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hey, what’s going on?"
9434, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,It’s just the pizza place.
9435, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, well... Maybe we could... "
9436, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Rachel,Horny bitch.  No! You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re the horny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch!
9437, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"Easy Rach, we'll find it.  Won't we!"
9438, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,"Okay! Okay! But if she doesn’t call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y’know just to she what’s going on, and, and she says she’ll call me back, but then she doesn’t. Then it’s over."
9439, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,What sex?
9440, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross," Wow, couples who live together do start to look alike. So, Mondler...uh, what uh, what ‘cha doin?"
9441, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,Is she in there?
9442, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,You don’t pick me! You’re stuck with me!
9443, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica, Oh great! Did you get a movie?
9444, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey Rach!
9445, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler."
9446, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
9447, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, Pheebs, I’m sorry, I’ve got to go. I’ve got Lamaze class."
9448, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"No, they're not."
9449, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"Aww, I love you so…"
9450, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!"
9451, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler,
9452, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"All right, here’s the ring. "
9453, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
9454, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,Awww.
9455, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Really?! Even Ross?
9456, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,What?
9457, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross, You don’t-you don’t want to hear about my dream Officer…Pretty?
9458, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.
9459, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,We’re hanging out.
9460, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Nina. Come on in."
9461, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel, Chandler M. Bing?
9462, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,I’m not even… I’m not even…
9463, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad."
9464, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"Joey, you don’t have to finish that."
9465, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Two!
9466, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel,No!
9467, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,What? You just click when they click.
9468, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,"Oh no, not you too!"
9469, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Honey, honey, I’m sorry, I know it’s our anniversary but I told you on the phone I don’t have time to stop."
9470, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
9471, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,"Honey, it’s going to be okay. He’s been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; that’s what the meatball sub is for. "
9472, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m…I’m just not ready for a relationship right now."
9473, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,I'm gonna put on some music.
9474, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,Dry cleaners?
9475, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,Yes! Maybe it’s a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
9476, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross, Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
9477, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,I need two. I’m bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
9478, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!
9479, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?"
9480, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler, It still doesn’t work.
9481, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... "
9482, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who’s going to enjoy these bad boys "
9483, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you."
9484, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,Hey!
9485, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Do them!!
9486, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,I could do that.
9487, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!"
9488, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,There are snow cones!  Snow cones! Yuck!
9489, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,Okay.
9490, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler,I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.
9491, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,And it’ll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
9492, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Phoebe!
9493, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,You're in!
9494, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.
9495, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Oh my God it’s old!
9496, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,What?
9497, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Hey
9498, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer."
9499, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine."
9500, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen.  Don't you hear that?
9501, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! .
9502, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,And Ross.
9503, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,What are you writing?
9504, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Rachel,"And if you need anything else, I——do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate."
9505, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,What?
9506, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Seriously, we're gonna do this?"
9507, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler,
9508, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?"
9509, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Your chair?!
9510, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,You're not going to believe this!
9511, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,"Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first.  Ah…Ooh…Oohh…Ohh…Oh God…Ohh…Oh…Ohh…Ohhhh…"
9512, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica," Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry..."
9513, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. "
9514, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"And that’s funny, why?"
9515, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Ross,I love this. 
9516, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed."
9517, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Phoebe,I'm in.
9518, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Ewww! And ""Oh no!"" It’s—they just want me to be the surrogate. It’s her-it’s her egg and her sperm, and I’m-I’m just the oven, it’s totally their bun."
9519, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Thank you.
9520, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Uh Cecilia Monroe, she plays Jessica Lockhart."
9521, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,I know.
9522, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Chandler,"All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?"
9523, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Joey,"Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?"
9524, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you don't eat animals."
9525, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe,Ohhh.
9526, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel,"Ehh, pardon me?"
9527, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Chandler,What did I marry into?
9528, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Right. 
9529, Monica and Chandler's, ,7,Monica,
9530, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,
9531, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman.  It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite."
9532, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What are you talking about?!
9533, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time after that!"
9534, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,Don’t take this personally okay? It’s just that I just can’t have sex with a sick person.
9535, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Ross,"Well, I’m gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think she’ll like?"
9536, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Yes! Yes, you’re gonna be so missed."
9537, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"Rach, come on, I’m not gonna wear any of this! ."
9538, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Sure! Yep!  Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you."
9539, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Mon, I'm so sorry."
9540, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,Really?!
9541, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.
9542, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"No, we’re not! We’re not leaving!"
9543, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you."
9544, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"So, you still don’t think I’m boyfriend material?"
9545, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"That’s your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well let’s-let’s just have a look-see here. "
9546, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!"
9547, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
9548, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Look, it was a job all right?"
9549, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Ross,We know!
9550, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica, Oh sweet Lord.
9551, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! 
9552,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,"No, had it done to me though. Feels good !"
9553, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
9554, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! "
9555, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?"
9556, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
9557, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Nice to meet you.
9558, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica, I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I-I couldn’t walk.
9559, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"Why, what happened?"
9560, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?"
9561, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Don’t say, ""Oh my God!"" Oh my God what?"
9562, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,"If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact ‘Homo-sapien’, is that why there extinct?"
9563, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica,He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
9564, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Kori? Kori Weston?
9565, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,"Look, I’ll come to the party but I’m not dressing up."
9566, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,Funny book?
9567, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey," Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or, or I’m the one who dates her."
9568, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,No! I won’t leave you!
9569, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,"No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…"
9570, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Are you kidding? I’m like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
9571, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, I’ll do whatever you want."
9572, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Monica,"Ross, your little creature’s got the remote again."
9573, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
9574, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,I got to figure out what I’m going to wear.
9575, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, it sure is!"
9576, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee?"
9577, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey! What’s up?
9578, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…. That-that-that’s really just to show where the baby would go. Y’know why don’t I hold on to him so that there’s no confusion? 
9579, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"What?! That’s not fair! It’s not my fault! I was off with my bride’s maid! And who’s to say I would’ve even said yes?!  I mean I would’ve said yes. Chandler look y-y-you are making way to big a deal out of this, all right? Look, everything worked out okay!"
9580, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,Of course it was a line!
9581, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Oh, thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?"
9582, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Say what?
9583, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,Ew! No!
9584, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica," Oh-ho! But not in here! Can’t eat ‘em in bed, remember? No crumbies!"
9585, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,"No, no, no, no! He’s fine! Look, look, look!  Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!"
9586, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,
9587, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Monica,You bet.
9588, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
9589, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,Yeah that’s right you weren’t thinking! Y’know what? Let me give you something to think about! 
9590, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.
9591, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
9592, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right."
9593, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?
9594, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, my mom got my dad’s season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me."
9595, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,I find Marion’s views far to progressionist.
9596, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,"Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas."
9597, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,What?!
9598, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I always knew you were gonna make it. I’m so proud of you.
9599, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,What?!
9600, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Okay look Mr. Zelner…
9601, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Oh, I already have one."
9602, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!"
9603, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Ok, don’t hold thy breath!"
9604, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
9605, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,"Well, hey! How about right above the TV? . That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!"
9606, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,And I’ll have all the muffins.
9607, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Joey, We did?
9608, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Mhm-mh!
9609, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Come on. 
9610, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,You don’t even know!
9611, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh that’s all right. I’m still full from your homemade potato chips.
9612, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once.  Oh, you mean today."
9613, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,"It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever."
9614, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"It’s ok, it’s ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding "
9615, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman.
9616, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"Honey, what are you doing? That’s too heavy."
9617, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Joey,But it hurt’s my Joey’s Apple.
9618, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,That’s very funny!
9619, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,What?
9620, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,Let's go! 
9621, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,Me too.
9622, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Oh, I had the opposite dream."
9623, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,Where exactly is your zoo?
9624, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word ""puppy."" Okay, so he said ""If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass."""
9625, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, me and Ross can be the judges."
9626, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You idiot!!
9627, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are."
9628, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Well, I thought you loved her when you-when you married her."
9629, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Rachel,Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?
9630, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin’ babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!"
9631, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,I surely do!
9632, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,What you got?
9633, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,Yeah! You…you were wonderful.
9634, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,So? Did you get the annulment?
9635, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"Ohh!  Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault."
9636, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe, Thank you.
9637, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,No. Sorry man.
9638, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,I can not believe your trading me!!
9639, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Yeah. What-what are you doing here?
9640, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!"
9641, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Joey,"Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not."
9642, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,"Hey, relax I just need more time. We’re going to dinner tonight."
9643, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"It's, uh... it's endearing, really."
9644, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"Well, sure, but they might think it’s kinda weird considering I don’t work there anymore."
9645, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
9646, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey, You got me. I don’t…
9647, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,That... never happens...
9648, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Oh yeah?
9649, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same."
9650, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,"Okay, I’ll be up in,  18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting."
9651, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this."
9652, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"Oh, wish me luck!"
9653, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Got me.
9654, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you."
9655, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me."
9656, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,Wow! Tell me something Joey——Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
9657, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,Are you okay? You’ve been acting weird all afternoon.
9658, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey, Did I just throw this?
9659, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,Chicks don’t swim.
9660, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, no, I’ll be there too."
9661, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I wasn’t farting!  Yes?
9662, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. "
9663, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica, Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
9664, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,And scene! Huh? Wasn’t that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
9665, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,Okay! 
9666, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided I’m gonna carry their baby."
9667, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, I see.
9668, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!"
9669, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel, Hey!
9670, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,But at least the apothecary table is real.
9671, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
9672, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Come on!  Here.
9673, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Ohh!  Really?!
9674, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Ross, wait!"
9675, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,"All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then."
9676, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Oh okay.
9677, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Wow.
9678, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica," You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter."
9679, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,So... now... What about with Mike's mom?
9680, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... "
9681, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!
9682, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Oh my God, are you out of a job?"
9683, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! 
9684, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?
9685, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!
9686, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,In case it happens.
9687, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Oh, I know!"
9688, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake,  but I still do."
9689, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe,"Me too!  Monica, do you think we could do it?"
9690, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, close to… "
9691, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Oh!
9692, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"What, what."
9693, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,Nope...
9694, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross,Well...  Whaa... aaah... aaahhh...
9695, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Oh I know.
9696, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
9697, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Still going through that dry spell with Carol?
9698, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,Hello? Who are we spying on?
9699, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! "
9700, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,It’s still a tiny bit on fire there.
9701, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler," Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?"
9702, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I didn’t make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. "
9703, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!"
9704, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Monica,Hey.
9705, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,You didn’t know that already?
9706, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross," Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! Y’know Monica couldn’t get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery."
9707, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel," No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that."
9708, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,No.
9709, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,Oooooh!
9710, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,One? How about a whole bunch?
9711, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! 
9712, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yes, but I-I uh, don’t have too."
9713, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, he’s here to have sex with you."
9714, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?"
9715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"No-no, it’s really not huge."
9716, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,All right relax Mr. I’ve Had Sex Four Times!
9717, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
9718, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?"
9719, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Ross,"Hey, how’d the date go with Mr. Millionaire?"
9720, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"What are you talking about Pheebs?  Oh my God, you drew on me?!"
9721, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,"Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?"
9722, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Ross,Oh-no. No. No.
9723, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Oh, you're so sweet.  Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?"
9724, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,I have no name.
9725, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, I can handle it, handle’s my middle name. Actually it’s the ah, middle part of my first name."
9726, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,"Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise."
9727, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum."
9728, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,That’s right! And what are you not gonna do?
9729, Central Perk," Ross, Janine and Chandler are there",6,Chandler,Ba dum bumb cheshhh!
9730, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"No-no, but I support it."
9731, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, I'm cold!
9732, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes."
9733, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Rachel, Sucker!
9734, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica, I guess so...
9735, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,I can see it from right here. It’ll cost you one husband.
9736, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Phoebe,"Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!"
9737, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money."
9738, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely.  QUESTIONS!!!"
9739, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,He was roommates with John Rosoff. He went out with Andrea Tamburino. She dumped him for Michael Skloff.
9740, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,"Huh. Okay.  So uh, I think I’m gonna take off."
9741, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"All right.  I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?"
9742, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,"Well hello, Mrs. Penella! Thank you so much for coming! Well, okay look, here's your umm, 3-D glasses and Reverend Pong will tell you when to put them on."
9743, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Oh!
9744, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off!  Oh my God! I can't play!"
9745, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, classy."
9746, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,"Okay Rach, but…"
9747, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,"Because, I can’t! Ross, I told you, no. I can’t."
9748, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Ooh! Well played, Phoebe Buffay, well played."
9749, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"No one ever asked me that, what's wrong? "
9750, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Monica,"So Rach! You’re the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, you’ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, y’know, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much."
9751, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Yes you did!
9752, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,And Joey....
9753, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, it’s Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So… What are you gonna do?"
9754, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Chandler,-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
9755, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"I just can’t decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?"
9756, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?"
9757, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,They were in his office.
9758, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list"
9759, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,I feel so used.
9760, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,And you know Monica and Ross!
9761, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,"Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, , which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?"
9762, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Chandler," Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!"
9763, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,"The reactor’s gonna blow in three seconds, we’re never gonna make it!"
9764, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Joey, that is not gonna work."
9765, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"And about an hour ago, we made an offer."
9766, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is."
9767, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Rachel,"Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine."
9768, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Phoebe," Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!"
9769, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,What? Did her ass explode?!
9770, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Yeahh, but, but those really go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants?"
9771, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey, Hey!
9772, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"What? Ross and Charlie?  Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?"
9773, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.
9774, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler,No!
9775, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,Well forget it! It doesn’t hurt that  baaad!!!!
9776, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal.  GET UP!!"
9777, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Joey,"Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!"
9778, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I don't..."
9779, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods."
9780, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Phoebe,"well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?"
9781, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as it’s handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold."
9782, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,What was wrong with Mona?
9783, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,"Ok people, we are back in business!  Ok, go and get your hair and make-up done, and I'll take care of everything."
9784, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross, 
9785, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"No, absolutely. Y’know like it was umm…"
9786, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
9787, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross, Hi.
9788, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,And somebody took a shot at me!
9789, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you’re dancing with."
9790, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe, That’s like the tenth time I’ve peed since I’ve been here!
9791, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Ross,Hey
9792, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Joey,Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.
9793, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel, Are you sure?
9794, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica, We’ll be waiting for you…
9795, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross," Way to go guys. Y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too."
9796, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, I’m fine, and y’know why? ‘Cause of all the riboflavin."
9797, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
9798, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God! How bad was it?
9799, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean."
9800, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,Give them to me.
9801, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll."
9802, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,No ma’am.
9803, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... "
9804, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"Thank you, thank you very much!"
9805, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!"
9806, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,"No, but it’s-it’s-it’s hot!"
9807, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Neither.
9808, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,"Boy I tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me."
9809, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Look, don’t worry. Okay? You’re gonna be fine."
9810, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That one will.
9811, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,"Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby."
9812, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe," No, it’s just I’m so pregnant that I—my guitar doesn’t fit anymore. So I thought ‘til I’m not, I’m just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!"
9813, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Rachel,Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
9814, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,What?
9815, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Nothing I do means anything, really."
9816, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?"
9817, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh ooh, we have a live one!"
9818, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,Hey.
9819, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,What?
9820, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"[nodding, with mixed feelings] Aahhuuhhh...."
9821, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
9822, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,We're here!
9823, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here. "
9824, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Honey um, honey, you do realise that we don’t keep the women’s lingerie here in the office?"
9825, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,leave…
9826, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans."
9827, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,I love you.
9828, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made."
9829, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Chandler, control your woman!"
9830, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,"Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh!  Our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be my—our-our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damnit!"
9831, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,"Ahhh! I heard ""I do"", we’re halfway there! Okay!  You!"
9832, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,"No, y’know what? It’s gonna be okay. I mean you don’t have to have this rustic Italian feast. Y’know? And-and you don’t need, you don’t need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. "
9833, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
9834, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Yeah, yeah."
9835, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!"
9836, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as I’m sure you are with your wife!  It’s unbelievable!"
9837, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. "
9838, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Rachel,Hey!
9839, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef."
9840, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,But I already gave them back to you!
9841, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey,Hi.
9842, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,"Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great."
9843, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Oh my God, wh-what happened?"
9844, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,Who's that dirty old lady?
9845, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Oh that’s not so bad.
9846, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,You got it from Pottery Barn?!
9847, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!"
9848, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable."
9849, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! "
9850, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Rachel,What?!!
9851, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,The little jail between the doors!
9852, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel," So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends."
9853, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
9854, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
9855, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel, What?
9856, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, he's better!"
9857, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Yeah-ha!
9858, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,But you told them you weren’t?
9859, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
9860, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"See, I don’t know, for me it would have to Chantal."
9861, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Well, but that’s what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldn’t even talk to me any more. Because he said he didn’t wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us."
9862, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's . Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today."
9863, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Chandler,Well the vet seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster.  We’re getting a second opinion.
9864, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Oh God…  Why don’t they put chairs back here?!
9865, The Museum of Prehistoric History  That said it was my sandwich?!,,5,Ross,
9866, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! A friend he’s looking at differently, but it’s wrong. It’s Rachel!"
9867, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Phoebe, what happened?"
9868, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Hey!
9869, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you."
9870, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Chandler,"Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow."
9871, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Okay! All right! Let's do it!
9872, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross, Chandler. I sensed it was you.
9873, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Francette? What is she? A couch?
9874, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Okay.
9875, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel."
9876, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hey.
9877, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,Y'know…go! Go! Right there! 
9878, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to Richard on the phone,",3,Monica,"Yeah, I do think it’s better this way. "
9879, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, that's great, that is great! "
9880, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,I quit and you learn what I do?
9881, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I was just thinking you’re day could still pick up."
9882, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,"I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?"
9883, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea."
9884, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Not if I kiss you first.
9885, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,I know what time you said.
9886, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,Nooo! It’s not okay! I can’t believe you would want to after what he did to me!
9887, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Okay. 
9888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Ross,"Ross has the blender! Ugh, everything's just falling apart!"
9889, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,This is my dress!
9890, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,"Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough."
9891, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Ross,"You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. "
9892, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe," Okay, bye!"
9893, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,What did he say?
9894, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
9895, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Yeah, we’re done."
9896, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,Nope.
9897, Central Perk,,9,Monica,So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
9898, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,How many ways are there to do that?
9899, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross," I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs."
9900, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Rachel,Ross...
9901, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Wow. Umm… Huh… I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
9902, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, why is your bag moving?"
9903, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe, Hey!!
9904, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?"
9905, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Dude, I don’t know."
9906, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Rachel,"What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it."
9907, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
9908, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Hey, I’ve done plays before. I’m a serious actor."
9909, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,Remoray. It’s Portuguese. We need that information; I’m a doctor.
9910, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Ross,"So, what did you decide?"
9911, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,What?!
9912, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,Nope! 
9913, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,I wanted it so bad!  Wanna go pack?
9914, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Ross, you had sex with another woman!"
9915, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,"But Ross, you want the name Ruth!"
9916, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Really? So she said, she didn’t wanna live with me anymore?"
9917, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesn’t see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesn’t like me very much."
9918, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No, not if their room has two beds!"
9919, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,"Seriously, where did this happen?"
9920, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"least you've been married, OH MY GOD! I wanna trade lives with Ross "
9921, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"No, she was definitely on my bed."
9922, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,Picture? What picture?
9923, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,"Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!"
9924, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Chandler,And I just want a million dollars! 
9925, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,And do you know what girls are really good at?
9926, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Tell me about yourself, Zack!"
9927, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,I know..
9928, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies!  Oh for crying out loud!
9929, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,
9930, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey,"Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, ""Monica…"
9931, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
9932, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel, Allll done!
9933, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Oh my god.
9934, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Age?
9935, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,Oh my God.  Hello?
9936, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
9937, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Are you calling you people?  Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?"
9938, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,Phoebe that’s not true.
9939, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel," OK, read them to me."
9940, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Rachel,"Oh, you-you mean your earrings?"
9941, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"I will. Ross, come here."
9942, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Chandler," Yeah, alright."
9943, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you."
9944, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
9945, The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on,,4,Rachel,Yeah?
9946, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,Thank you!
9947, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Or a job where you don’t have to carry a table.
9948, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Hey wait a minute, this one isn’t dirty."
9949, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Phoebe,"That’s sweat. You throw up all morning, you’ll have that glow too."
9950, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry."
9951, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,What? I was just trying to teach you.
9952, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,"Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?"
9953, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Monica,Maybe I could do it.
9954, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,I knew it!
9955, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,This place is really beautiful!
9956, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean  Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!"
9957, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Okay then! 
9958, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,"Thanks for the help, problem solved. "
9959, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"No! Nonono, wait a sec. I may have something in the back."
9960, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,"Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!"
9961, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Really?
9962, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,Oh my God!
9963, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
9964, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Wow! Huh?  Mac Macaveli, Private Investigator!"
9965, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe," Hi, you guys."
9966, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?"
9967, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross, Yes! Santa's coming!
9968, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler," Oh, by the way, that is her full name."
9969, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.
9970, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Really? There’s nothing sexual about this?  I mean hi.
9971, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is ""My name is Claude"", so, just repeat after me. ""Je m'appelle Claude""."
9972, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"I’m sorry. I’m-I’m-I’m sorry that I said I was going to when I’m not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isn’t Rachel’s fault. It’s me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy,  mascara goop. And I’m really sorry, it’s just that this is not, this isn’t going to work out."
9973, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,"I know. I know, what’s her number?"
9974, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,"No, you have to let me in right now!!"
9975, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again."
9976, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
9977, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Rachel,"Oh, they're firemen guys."
9978, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,I know! That’s why they trashed me!
9979, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
9980, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Pheebs!!
9981, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over.
9982, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Ross,"Oh, I hope they're not ruined."
9983, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
9984, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Ross,That’s all you’re basing this on?
9985, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Ross," I will, I will find him."
9986, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,What?!
9987, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,I wish all guys could be like him.
9988, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler, No. Not anymore.
9989, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,
9990, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,"I can’t let him go out that way, he’s got a meeting.  You’ve got something here on your back."
9991, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Rachel," Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?"
9992, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,I never want to leave you again!
9993, Dr," Burke’s office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives,",4,Monica,Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
9994, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,That would be great!
9995, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,That’s me.
9996, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
9997, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"I just can’t decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?"
9998, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright."
9999, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,Easy.
10000, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh-okay, but Pheebs?"
10001, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
10002, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,"You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?"
10003, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Marcel?!
10004, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?"
10005, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,Well and clearly not a minute sooner.
10006, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m talking about that which you already know but won’t admit. You love her again; you re-love her!"
10007, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,...As in Mouse?
10008, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,"Joey, can I talk to you for a second? "
10009, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"Alright boys, let's eat."
10010, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,This is not a sign!
10011, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,No I didn’t!
10012, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Detroit.",8,Chandler,
10013, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Seven times!
10014, Central Perk,,10,Joey,ALL FOOD!
10015, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Phoebe,"God, what a great day. ...What? Weather-wise!"
10016, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,Our guy’s a great dancer!
10017, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She’s going to ruin the wedding!!
10018, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,"Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!"
10019, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Why would you want to do that?
10020, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,Let’s not do that any more.
10021, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,I know!
10022, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Monica,"Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"
10023, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Good luck to ya!
10024, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,Thanks!
10025, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,Good. What made you change your mind?
10026, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Okay.
10027, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk."
10028, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, come on you guys; that’s funny! Y’know? Because he’s need—he’s got like a hearing aide y’know, ‘cause-‘cause y’know, ‘cause he’s all old, and…"
10029, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Oh.
10030, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,I thought it was $98.50.
10031, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,What?
10032, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,You’re so sweet. 
10033, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Ross?
10034, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,I can't take any…
10035, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out."
10036, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,And Mrs.?!
10037, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, you’re a freak!!"
10038, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,Am I in it?
10039, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,Hello-dillillio!!
10040, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,She is a kook.
10041, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Oh no problem, maybe I’ll play with my left hand."
10042, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"... yeah, it's true."
10043, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!"
10044, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey, What have you got there?
10045, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, I’m cold! "
10046, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,Yes! Yes! I’m good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everything—are you—are you perrr-perfect?!
10047, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,All right.
10048, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,I need two. I’m bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
10049, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"Chandler, you're panicking!"
10050, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,"Please, don’t take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!"
10051, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Oh. 
10052, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,Like what?
10053, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica," Hi! If you’re calling before Saturday, you’ve reached Monica and Chandler. But if you’re calling after Saturday, you’ve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!"
10054, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo..."
10055, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,No! Barry and Mindy.
10056, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,He’s downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
10057, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,Hot dog?
10058, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?
10059, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"But, okay."
10060, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!"
10061, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,What's that?
10062, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,All right.
10063, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, then..."
10064, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,"Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!"
10065, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,I knew you were not okay with that.
10066, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Ross,I can't get *enough* dinosaurs!
10067, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,"Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately."
10068, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel," Well, what’s he like?!"
10069, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Boyfriend?
10070, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,Monica did it?
10071, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"No, no, Rachel?"
10072, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
10073, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Thank you! And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room."
10074, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?"
10075, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe,Wow! That is a bad audition.
10076, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger."
10077, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form."
10078, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,"Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way."
10079, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Okay, uhh, I think I’m going to run to the ladies room."
10080, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"…is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, ""Who are my friends?"" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So…"
10081, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler, It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
10082, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,Which one do you think she is?
10083, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Monica,"Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk..."
10084, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Phoebe,"Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother."
10085, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Really?
10086, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you."
10087, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Chandler,"Okay, what is in here? Rocks?"
10088, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Don't make jokes now.
10089, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Hey, uh, Joey?"
10090, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building..."
10091, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"So you’ll definitely get onstage, even if you don’t win."
10092, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,What are you talking about?
10093, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"It was fine, y’know? But she didn’t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, ""I see you point, I’m all right with it."""
10094, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,Oh-ho-ho-ho.
10095, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love."
10096, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,Oh my God!
10097, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, let me see! "
10098, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,"Chandler, what were you thinking?"
10099, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,I'm gonna have to give him up.
10100, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,No drops!
10101, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Sorry!
10102, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,I'll go in there.
10103, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Good!
10104, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Um, you know, just out of curiosity..."
10105, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross, Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
10106, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I’m not! We’re having a girl! Sometimes I can’t believe it’s with you—But still! We’re having a girl!
10107, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time…she and I y’know…kissed a little bit."
10108, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Who’s number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
10109, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay."
10110, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
10111, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Whoa! You were down on one knee?
10112, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,You mean like for award shows?
10113, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel,"Nooo!  Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really."
10114, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey,But I'm the host!
10115, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,Worse?
10116, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"Because, I know what I like and what I don’t like! It’s not the same thing!"
10117, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. Yeah, honey, I’m sorry, but I don’t think that was a romantic thing."
10118, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,"Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it’s a little creepy. Y’know? I’m not a bachelor anymore."
10119, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Ross,"Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go."
10120, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,Y'know what that means?
10121, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?  You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?"
10122, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, I’m so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. You’re gonna have to tell me how you did that."
10123, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,What?
10124, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,We have to leave!!
10125, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,Fine. 
10126, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now, Instead, a beautiful woman is working,",6,Joey,"Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? "
10127, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Monica,Chandler’s making his sex face.
10128, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,
10129, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Linda Clickclocken.  Oh, uh me too."
10130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,It was just a kiss. 
10131, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Actually what?
10132, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"What, what, what?"
10133, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots."
10134, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,.
10135, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?"
10136, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,"Eh, we weren't that close anyway!"
10137, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,That’s awesome! That’s great! What made you do it?!
10138, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"...if you tell me, I might do it."
10139, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!"
10140, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,You do Pheebs?
10141, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,Hey Joey.  Hey you.
10142, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?"
10143, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,Then get over yourself! Grow up!
10144, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,...But a man can change. 
10145, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,Awful! Horrible!
10146, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Okay, I-I’ll see you tonight."
10147, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"""See you around?"""
10148, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
10149, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, me too."
10150, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,Call.
10151, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,Hi I'm Joey. This is Chandler.
10152, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Oh! It's on! It's on!
10153, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,No.
10154, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Hey Joey, can I ask you something?"
10155, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,"Yeah, we haven't dropped it in… "
10156, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Alright, who do you want as your emergency contact?"
10157, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!
10158, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel, OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
10159, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Well, Ross and Emily aren’t gonna use it."
10160, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
10161, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
10162, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel," I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven."
10163, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Excuse me, where are you going?"
10164, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Monica,You look cute in bubbles.
10165, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,I don’t....
10166, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Monica,Hey!
10167, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Joey,"So, we’re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, “Hey, let’s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,” remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, “Nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” Well, that was a nice move dumb ass."
10168, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,I can’t! I can’t! Unless… Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didn’t buy that lamp?
10169, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Let’s face it, so far the guy’s not lovin’ ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, y’know? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!"
10170, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Alright, no, we could look at them!"
10171, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,What’s the matter?
10172, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, I’m with Ben."
10173, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!"
10174, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hello?
10175, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?"
10176, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,Oh my God.  Hello?
10177, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,
10178, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey,"That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls."
10179, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,You just asked me.
10180, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Yeah. 
10181, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.
10182, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,Hi!
10183, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
10184, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?"
10185, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Are you okay Mon?
10186, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,That's the surprise!
10187, At the banquet,,3,Ross,Wow! What a pleasure.
10188, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?"
10189, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah, so you found someone for me. You didn't forget?"
10190, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Oh, okay! "
10191, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Phoebe,"Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!"
10192, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!
10193, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Thank you! Thank you! Because—I'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want me—not important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right.  Your decision."
10194, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Monica,
10195, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we’d go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe."
10196, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we."
10197, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Wha-What did he say that was so funny?
10198, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,Hi!
10199, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,All right!
10200, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,She hates Pottery Barn?!!
10201, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Monica," Okay! I’ll be right out. I’m slipping into something a little less comfortable, and a little more slutty."
10202, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,But...
10203, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross, Hey!
10204, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"I don’t know. It’s-it’s just…lately, I’ve been feeling… Okay, here’s what it is… "
10205, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,They know you know.
10206, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, how’d you get this number?"
10207, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
10208, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses
10209, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra."
10210, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Phoebe," So now, what is this now?"
10211, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"It’s a big company, I don’t—if you—I…"
10212, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?"
10213, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Fine, you go."
10214, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, you’re not gonna come with me?"
10215, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh-oh! Okay, she’s kicking!"
10216, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
10217, Interview room," Ross and two other professors  are sitting on one side of a long desk, Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side",10,Ross,Oh come on!!
10218, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,Op! You’re peeping!
10219, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,It’s Phoebe! Phoebe!
10220, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer?
10221, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Joey,Okay. 
10222, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Are you okay?
10223, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,I'm not getting you a muffin!
10224, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I think we should see other people."
10225, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! "
10226, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you can’t like it."
10227, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,Very bad.
10228, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,I don't care about any of that!!
10229, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Oh, well..."
10230, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler," Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says ""Rangers"" on it. They went to the game!"
10231, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Eh, ‘cause I knew that if I told you, you’d make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on."
10232, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!"
10233, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.
10234, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe,Ohh. What is this? 
10235, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," Listen, um..."
10236, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,We want you to marry her!
10237, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,With the circus? He's behind the elephant.
10238, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it’s just—And I know he’s my assistant and I can’t date him—but it just bothers me, all right?!"
10239, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
10240, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica, I don’t know how any of these got opened?!
10241, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Yeah. But a part of me also can’t wait ‘til it’s over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
10242, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. It’s just so frustrating!"
10243, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,That is really nice…lying! No way is that the reason!
10244, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,I know!
10245, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Rachel,"Oh hell, he’s done this three times! He knows what its about!"
10246, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross,
10247, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,New haircut?  Boots!
10248, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart."
10249, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. "
10250, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Chandler," So, you feel like a dad yet?"
10251, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
10252, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey, I think we gotta end the freeze out.
10253, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Joey, Yeah I did!
10254, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Ready?
10255, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,That’s not true! 
10256, Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area, Monica arrives with her parents,",4,Monica,Hey.
10257, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross"
10258, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby."
10259, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Look at you! What—You’re-you’re this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt you’re gonna be an incredible mother.
10260, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,What?
10261, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,So I'm thinking about you. So what?
10262, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, hey!"
10263, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
10264, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"So uh, Emily just went to the airport."
10265, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,To use the bathroom.
10266, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,What?
10267, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel, Do you want my pickle?
10268, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Thanks. Like, check out my new catering stuff.  Look at this! I'm an omelet station! Omelet? Made to order!"
10269, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"Okay, I didn't know you would say that."
10270, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Oooh, wrong answer. "
10271, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,Define fun.
10272, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,"The good stuff, huh?"
10273, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,"No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max."
10274, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Sure!
10275, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"That’s not what I said. Okay, I just meant..."
10276, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven’t really paid the bill"
10277, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel, Whoa what?
10278, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?"
10279, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler, Hey!
10280, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Now, it’s not wrapped because I just, just finished it."
10281, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Ross,"Okay, okay take a guess."
10282, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,February 2nd!
10283, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Noo! Nothing!
10284, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Yeah! Right!
10285, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?"
10286, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,"Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a ""Galaxy far, far away""? ."
10287, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Which time?
10288, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you?"
10289, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,You mind if I…
10290, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Monica,Hey!
10291, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her."
10292, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?"
10293, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,That’s Fergie baby!!
10294, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,What?
10295, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross, I gotta go make a fake Ben.
10296, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,She said that?!
10297, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,
10298, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on that's silly."
10299, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,You do it!
10300, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,Yuh-huh.
10301, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh no, it’s gonna be named after some snack or baked good isn’t it?"
10302, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Monica,Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah!  We should have essay questions!!
10303, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,How come? Everybody else does.
10304, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,That’s-that’s my nubbin.
10305, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?"
10306, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel, What?
10307, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel,"Yeah? Wow! Y’know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!"
10308, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Monica," Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!"
10309, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,Are you sure?
10310, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"Well, maybe 25-26."
10311, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
10312, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,What?! Why?!
10313, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Wow! If only more people knew.
10314, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later. 
10315, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Joey,"Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone."
10316, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel," Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?"
10317, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,You like me? 
10318, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,Wow! I would trade.
10319, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,And so incorrect!
10320, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Joey,"I’m telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!"
10321, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,You what?
10322, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"Oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat.  She’s fancy."
10323, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second .
10324, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,Tribbiani.
10325, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,What?
10326, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Joey, we're not keeping this!"
10327, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Yes!
10328, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,All right.  Fine.
10329, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,.
10330, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,Oh. 
10331, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,What was that?
10332, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, "
10333, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,Okay get your coat!  Nice work!
10334, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,What time is it?
10335, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not—that’s-that’s not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. It’s-it’s, they’re-they’re wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale’s, so… And obviously in uh, in-in this case,  I am going to report back, ""USA not ready."""
10336, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,Marlon?!
10337, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Are you kidding? I’m like the one who talked him into it. I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.
10338, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Well why shouldn’t I?!
10339, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, it couldn’t hurt to look."
10340, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"Dude, two times that happened!"
10341, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey, It’s got ‘em!
10342, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,No. Sorry.
10343, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,You said she was bald!!
10344, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Yeah that’s actually a pretty good idea.
10345, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica," Okay, did you hear that?"
10346, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
10347, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Oh.
10348, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Hi!
10349, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!
10350, Ross's apartment," Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap,",7,Ross," Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I’m going in."
10351, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,I can’t believe you didn’t tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
10352, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Chandler,Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.
10353, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"You hear that! That is her chose, mister I’ll let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! "
10354, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!"
10355, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh you did, there are twenty in here."
10356, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Look forget it okay? I don’t want to go. I don’t want to see him. I don’t wanna.
10357, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,Yeah.
10358, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!"
10359, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,"No, I-I-I’m serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y’know you break up!"
10360, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,Hey! Remember when I had corneas?
10361, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe, Oh God. So-so you’re making porn movies.
10362, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah well next thing you know, he’ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!"
10363, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,She's still at dinner?
10364, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"No, no, no."
10365, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,Yeah right.
10366, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,Right.  Or you might get everything you’ve wanted since you were fifteen.
10367, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,My gynecologist tried to kill me.
10368, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,These old things.
10369, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now."
10370, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler,What?! No! No!
10371, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,"And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I’ve only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game."
10372, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Shhhhh! Phoebe! All right, look. I have a little thing for him."
10373, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there’s the added mystery of who gets who."
10374, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,And everybody has to wear costumes.  Come on! It’ll be fun!
10375, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something."
10376, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!"
10377, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,You kissed him?!
10378, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, that’s just a little something for my huge gay fan base. "
10379, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross, Of course I am. I just have to make a call.
10380, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel,I tried! They won't take her back.
10381, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, lesson one chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. "
10382, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Monica,"Yes, it was!"
10383, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?"
10384, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I’m 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
10385, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,What do you think she’s just gonna sit there quietly? You don’t think she’s gonna want to make a toast? You don’t think she’s gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
10386, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead."
10387, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel," All right, it won't come off!"
10388, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,That is why!
10389, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Stop what?!
10390, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,What?!
10391, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,My God!
10392, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we’d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they’d put salt on their cereal."
10393, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Does anybody know me?!
10394, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference..."
10395, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey, I scared you!
10396, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"Yeah.  Oh no wait, I’m not an nine-year-old girl."
10397, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,"Yeah, why not.  So I told her."
10398, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel," And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but…"
10399, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"It's a... It's a ""welcome home"" sign for the baby."
10400, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,"No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are."
10401, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Ok, don’t hold thy breath!"
10402, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica," No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!"
10403, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Yeah baby!
10404, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  Wait! One second! Just…
10405, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,It’s not a library...
10406, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Joey,"Dude, if you go back out there, you’re gonna be Dead Ross!"
10407, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Chandler,What’s wrong with you?
10408, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,"You want me to take some girl I’ve never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie."
10409, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Joey,But it's dark out.
10410, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler, I don’t... uh... understand.
10411, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Ross,Calm down. There’s no reason to get testy.
10412, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Phoebe,What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
10413, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Monica,
10414, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,I’ll meet you there in two minutes.
10415, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Monica,Hey!
10416, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler," Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?"
10417, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,"Hey man, what's up?"
10418, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Oh, that's Ross's."
10419, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,"Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I’m always the hostess."
10420, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey,"All right, let's go Pheebs."
10421, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Well what happened at dinner?
10422, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Chandler, F-hah.... flennin....
10423, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ooh.
10424, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Stop it!
10425, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the bank!
10426, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,He’ll be fine.
10427, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!"
10428, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!
10429, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler," Uh, uh."
10430, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?"
10431, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica, I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
10432, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Well it does when you combine it with, ""This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"""
10433, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,Look what I found in the drawer...  And you said I'd never wear this...
10434, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Hi.
10435, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Uh huh. 
10436, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"I mean—no, it’s just ‘cause, it’s just ’cause you and I were like a nightmare.  No, but there was some good times."
10437, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,David Lynn.
10438, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,"Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won’t get spit in the eyes, y’know?"
10439, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Who is it?
10440, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,With?
10441, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Okay, give me a second!  Did you clean up in here?"
10442, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel, I am so hot for you right now.
10443, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Yeah! I got my girls.
10444, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Well, I thought you liked doing it. "
10445, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,Bye. 
10446, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Phoebe,Isn’t there a national football league.
10447, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,Why would I be mad?
10448, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross," Way to go guys. Y’know, you-you were really good at the stuff too."
10449, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Sophisticated like a hooker?
10450, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"Well honey, what about you?"
10451, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago."
10452, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did—Oh my God you didn’t!  Well then why didn’t you tell me that before?!"
10453, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,"Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused.  It's a whole big boob story."
10454, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Hang on a second I just got in.
10455, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Anyway.. um..  So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?"
10456, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell."
10457, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,What?!
10458, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?"
10459, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets."
10460, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,"So that if we went out on a date, she’d be there."
10461, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,What happened?
10462, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Nope.
10463, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place."
10464, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"So, what do you think we should do?"
10465, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,Oh.
10466, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Good night! 
10467, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Done.
10468, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!"
10469, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh no, I don’t believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. "
10470, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,"Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. He’s a patient of mine, I’ve been treating him for years!"
10471, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Fancy guest.
10472, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Bye.  So this is fun, huh?"
10473, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends. No, that's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore."
10474, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,He’s coming into the audience. He’s coming into the audience.
10475, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel," Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!"
10476, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,"You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping?"
10477, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,Right here?
10478, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Ok.  Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian."
10479, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,ADRIENNE TURNER!! 
10480, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel,"Uh, Joey.."
10481, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Ohh! A man with a plan!
10482, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,"Wait, wait, wait! "
10483, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
10484, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross, Hmm-Hmm.
10485, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,You wish.
10486, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
10487, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,No why?
10488, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!"
10489, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!"
10490, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler, Wow! Fortunately she has a very pretty face!
10491, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,The cranberries...?
10492, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ...  Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
10493, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,Because you’re marrying him!
10494, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Loud and clear! 
10495, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! 
10496, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross,About…about sex?  That I hadn’t had sex in months?
10497, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,That's just good sense!
10498, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Joey,I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.
10499, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Promise to call me when you land.
10500, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica, Oh God.
10501, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey, She keeps punching me.
10502, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Look  it was a lo-o-ong time ago.
10503, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,Why?!
10504, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Well the duck can swim.
10505, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,I wanna say it's not looking good.
10506, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder."
10507, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,What? You’re leaving?!
10508, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,"Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?"
10509, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, so you're Monica’s boss?"
10510, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,Duh!! Christmas!
10511, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,I love you guys.
10512, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,
10513, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Chandler,That means nothing to me.  Come on!
10514, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken,",7,Monica,"I know. Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment. Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come.  Hey! Don’t laugh at him! He’s my drowning moron!"
10515, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again."
10516, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go."
10517, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,Soakin’ up all the culture.
10518, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?"
10519, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,"No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!"
10520, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?"
10521, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Oh-ho-ho, we’ve got company."
10522, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,"She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!"
10523, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?"
10524, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the Super Ball. I don’t know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on."
10525, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Oh that's not true.
10526, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Chandler,"If it’s not, then there’s two of them. And that would mean it’s the end of the world!"
10527, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Uh, yeah, well, see, he… Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and…you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!"
10528, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, but Mon that’s totally different. He was you’re health teacher."
10529, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos."
10530, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,
10531, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
10532, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Rach, have you never done this before?"
10533, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway."
10534, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,"I know you didn’t, I was talking about Monica."
10535, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Ross,You can’t do that!
10536, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,My God! He wants to do it with Phoebe in London!
10537, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"Felicity and I, we’re watching My Giant, and I was thinking, ""I’m never gonna be as good an actor as that giant."" Do you think I’m just wasting my life with this acting thing?"
10538, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,I was thinking more like a hundred.
10539, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Hi.
10540, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Joey!!
10541, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,You got that from what I said?!
10542, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now."
10543, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
10544, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,What?
10545, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Well yeah, I think we should get married."
10546, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,Who gets whom.  I don’t know why I do that.
10547, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey, Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
10548, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Y’know, kinda like a peace offering."
10549, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"What, because that’s your answer to everything?"
10550, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,Oh!
10551, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over."
10552, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Five years.
10553, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,Because I’m cooler.
10554, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
10555, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Phoebe,Exactly! Because it's in the past!
10556, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go."
10557, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,You've got to be smooth about it.
10558, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Oh, what are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?"
10559, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,They were threefold.
10560, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica," Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom."
10561, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!"
10562, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Joey,"Maybe Monica’s playing a joke on ya. Y’know? Getting her own husband a hooker, that’s pretty funny."
10563, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop."
10564, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Rachel,"All right, I got 48."
10565, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,"See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes.  Me."
10566, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,Hi!
10567, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,So—You got in voluntarily?!
10568, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See that’s what this is about."
10569, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,So.
10570, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Monica,Hi!
10571, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,"Y’know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!"
10572, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Joey,Suck-fest.
10573, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"Well, apparently she does."
10574, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Oh, you weren’t finished?"
10575, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Don't worry, it's out there!  I think I just need lunch."
10576, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!"
10577, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Rachel,"No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... "
10578, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,We’re just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
10579, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Wow! Oh well, I will be there!"
10580, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}"
10581, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that I’ll stop seeing her?"
10582, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?"
10583, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,You wanted it to be a surprise.
10584, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,"We, we just decided to uh, to go for it."
10585, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,All right.
10586, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica,Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
10587, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe, OOOOOHHHHH!
10588, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Ohh!! Ohh!! And I love you!
10589, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.
10590, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Slim Pickings.
10591, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,Stopped for a Chunky.
10592, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"Oh well, it’s not on TV yet."
10593, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,"Well, I don’t know. I called all the people in Monica’s phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice."
10594, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!"
10595, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I was just gonna call you! That’s weird.
10596, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, woo! Hi."
10597, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe," Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back."
10598, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,It’s no Ukrainian film.
10599, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"That's right. [Scene Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]"
10600, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica,Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
10601, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Today.
10602, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?"
10603, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!
10604, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, "
10605, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"No!  She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back..."
10606, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,Really?
10607, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Yeah.
10608, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel, We do?
10609, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,You’re not dressed yet?! We’re supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
10610, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,All right.
10611, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Oh, okay! "
10612, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
10613, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Joey," Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!"
10614, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Would you like something to drink?
10615, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Aww, is it broken?"
10616, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross," Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?"
10617, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Ross,"Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I’ll guess just…I’ll come back. "
10618, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Hi.
10619, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?
10620, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story."
10621, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were  mouthing the words along with me?"
10622, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?"
10623, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel,"No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! "
10624, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Chandler.
10625, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg."
10626, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,"All right. I’m gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if I’m ready to have Frank and Alice’s embryo transferred into my uterus."
10627, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,No.
10628, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it."
10629, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Maybe that’s because soy-burgers suck!
10630, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Tell her to wear her own earrings.
10631, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl."
10632, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh, I... don't... care.  Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess."
10633, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,So how's Mindy?
10634, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?"
10635, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,I don’t know! But he did not eat your face cream!
10636, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work."
10637, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?"
10638, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?
10639, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!"
10640, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,How many?
10641, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler, You see what I mean.
10642, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,"What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! I’m not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I can’t go if I break my leg."
10643, Central Park," Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross, They both giggle,",7,Phoebe,I can’t believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought I’d be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
10644, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Still crying?
10645, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?"
10646, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Surprised?
10647, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,"Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!"
10648, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?"
10649, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,You’re welcome.
10650, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, are you guys okay?"
10651, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
10652, Central Perk,,9,Monica,At least you took me down with you!
10653, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Arg... Alright, I'll take care of it. <throws hands out in the air>"
10654, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel, Hey!
10655, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica," If someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy."
10656, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"No!  even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldn’t mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?"
10657, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, nothing, it’s just, it’s close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?"
10658, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,"Well, my eye is a little itchy."
10659, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Hey dude, what's up?"
10660, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he’ll wanna build us our own platform!"
10661, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Congratulations. 
10662, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh okay. How about the whole ""man walking on the moon"" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!"
10663, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,Do you think you could get through a poem?
10664, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,It’s Hexadrin.
10665, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,Oh! Oh!
10666, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,So.
10667, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,Oh I’m sorry! Do you need a break?
10668, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,"Yeah o-okay, but I’m just doing this for you."
10669, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, if that’s what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table."
10670, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?"
10671, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"I hate that thing, it's like a... bolt of lightning."
10672, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,"Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase."
10673, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Phoebe,Oh and they’re gonna have a baby.
10674, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"All the time. In fact, I was undefeated."
10675, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,You own the room.  We should probably get-get uh…
10676, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
10677, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
10678, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Rachel, Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!
10679, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,But that wasn't gonna stop you before!
10680, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,"Actually, nectarines, but basically..."
10681, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin"
10682, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,Here it comes.
10683, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,What?  What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
10684, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. "
10685, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Rachel,Yeah. Don’t do this to yourself.
10686, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I get a puppy!!"
10687, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"Hi, honey."
10688, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Ok! I want the dolphin!
10689, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,"Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer."
10690, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Monica,"Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!"
10691, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica," do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing."
10692, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Chandler,"Alright, what have we learned so far?"
10693, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Really?! Uhh, what color is it?"
10694, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me."
10695, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey, My chair heels itself.
10696, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
10697, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Well I didn't tell them!
10698, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse."
10699, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
10700, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Don’t worry about it. I’m taking care of it tonight. 
10701, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,Op.
10702, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Uh yes, heroin and crack."
10703, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey,What? No-no it’s her birthday!
10704, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Yeah, it’s okay. I know what a mainsail is.  I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right."
10705, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,Is that a bit you guys do?
10706, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,Then why are you smoking?
10707, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey!
10708, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,"All right, so are we not having dinner at all?"
10709, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Oh god, I have to tell you something. You're not pregnant. "
10710, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"No, it did not."
10711, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh, can we read them?"
10712, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, he’s lost it. He’s totally lost it."
10713, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,Mrs. Waltham. Hi. It’s Phoebe again.
10714, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,"Oh that’s all right! Y’know, I ended up having a really good time. Y’know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness."
10715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,Okay.
10716, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,What?! Really?!
10717, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight."
10718, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Ross, Hey!
10719, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel,"Joey, Joey I am so sorry."
10720, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,"Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything."
10721, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!"
10722, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey," I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died."
10723, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... "
10724, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel, Oh! Who is it?
10725, Joey's apartment,  Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!,6,Rachel,
10726, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.
10727, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is walking up to C,H,E,E,S,E, and Wayne,",6,Joey,Okay! 
10728, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"No, you sh—No you said you made that up!!"
10729, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Okay, Pheebs, y’know what, let’s look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then…"
10730, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,Thanks.
10731, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what’s he like. People tell doctors everything."
10732, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Okay.
10733, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,I was not!
10734, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me that."
10735, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,There were only twelve.
10736, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross," B, B, B, B, B!"
10737, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"My God, I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do that! I wouldn’t do that!"
10738, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,Really?!
10739, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,What the hell is that dog doing here?! 
10740, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"But we can go, right?"
10741, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,"Yes, you can pass for 19."
10742, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Yeah, she never misses these conferences!  No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!"
10743, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I like those sunglasses."
10744, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,Welcome to our side of the tunnel.
10745, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, now you lost me."
10746, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor."
10747, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, I think there’s something you should maybe know."
10748, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney."
10749, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, so when you’re done with your tea I’ll look at your leaves and tell you your fortune."
10750, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Hey, Monica!"
10751, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- "
10752, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey! 
10753, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!"
10754, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Rachel,"""I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"""
10755, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Or you can do volunteer work.
10756, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,No! Never! Never!  Bye.
10757, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Joey.
10758, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.
10759, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey, Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
10760, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?"
10761, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,What?
10762, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler, What happened?!!
10763, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,Are you still mad at us?
10764, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,What?
10765, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,"Boy I tell ya, that judging stuff took a lot out of me."
10766, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, A MONTH??
10767, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, y’know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it’ll be Valentine’s Day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they’re lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody!  I mean, it doesn’t even have to be a big relationship, y’know, just like a fling would be great."
10768,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Listen, I wanted to ask you something about marriage."
10769, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?
10770, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated."
10771, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!"
10772, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I don't think so.
10773, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Okay!
10774, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"You know what honey, you go ahead, we’ll call her an alternate."
10775, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
10776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Good idea!
10777, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,How-how about you each get five vetoes?
10778, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Our mom.
10779, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,"Well, aren't we Mr. ""The glass is half empty."""
10780, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,"Ohhh, nice."
10781, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Monica,"Oh no, two days, you must be bummed."
10782, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,"But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress."
10783, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Did you know he was in there?
10784, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! "
10785, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,What are you gonna do?
10786, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,That was pretty intense huh?
10787, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,In the box.
10788, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Yeah I did!
10789, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,
10790, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Rachel," Hi, remember us?"
10791, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her."
10792, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, And it's out of my system!
10793, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please?  So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?"
10794, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,"Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this  actor taking them?"
10795, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Thank you. 
10796, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,"No, that wouldn’t kill her. Ordinary embolism might."
10797, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,What?
10798, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,What about it?
10799, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,"Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?"
10800, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,Y’know what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
10801, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,"Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!"
10802, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
10803, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"Well if it doesn’t matter to her, it doesn’t matter to me!  Still not yelling!"
10804, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
10805, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,"Look, we are not gonna…"
10806, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Uhuh, uhuh... "
10807, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Rachel,What are you playing with?
10808, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel, Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
10809, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,Yeah?!
10810, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey, Stop staring at me!
10811, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,"Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged. "
10812, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"No, yeah, we never find them! She’s always best at us that wily minx."
10813, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel," I’m-I’m sorry, I just thought that…"
10814, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"Thanks, I’m glad you see it that way."
10815, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,Kinda.  Oh my God!
10816, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,Yeah!
10817, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,Hello!
10818, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible."
10819, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,How-how about you each get five vetoes?
10820, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until y’know, he screamed out Radisson at the end."
10821, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Joey, Hey! He beat ya.
10822, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  There’s no Anderson.",8,Chandler,
10823, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,We'll talk later.
10824, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
10825, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler," All right, this isn’t so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because I’ve got my boat."
10826, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"I can’t. Please, you do it for me."
10827, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler, We're teeth people Zack!
10828, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,Hi!
10829, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Uh, credit card."
10830, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Pastrami.
10831, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said,  ‘the movie star.’"
10832, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"No, I’m good."
10833, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,But those are the words! Those exact words!
10834, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s my fault?! You didn’t have to massage him! You could’ve sent him away! You could’ve not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back!"
10835, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",6,Joey,"I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. "
10836, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,What?! Why?!
10837, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Wow! Don't you look nice?!
10838, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Well y'know ‘cause Rachel and I used to go out.
10839, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Well then I can't tell you what I know.
10840, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Hey Pheebs, how’s it going?"
10841, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,"All right, I’ll do it."
10842, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,"Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open."
10843, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books,",7,Chandler,I just wanted to show Monica your book. 
10844, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Well, the heart wants what it wants. I’ll see you later. "
10845, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"So now, what are you doing here?"
10846, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!"
10847, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"No, Jack and the Beanstalk."
10848, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Rachel,Really?
10849, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,‘Kay!
10850, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. 
10851, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,What do you mean?
10852, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?"
10853, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Okay.
10854, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Ross,"Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, y’know-y’know for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! It’s here! Yeah, it’s right-it’s right down here! In the biggest library in the university! "
10855, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Right! .. but we ""know"" what you're wishing for!"
10856, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler, Hi.
10857, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Yes, I am!"
10858, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Let me see! Show them!
10859, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross, No!
10860, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Oh, good."
10861, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,Yeah?
10862, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Rachel,Horny bitch.  No! You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re the horny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch!
10863, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Monica, This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
10864, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey,"No-no! I’m fine. It’s just… Hey, can I ask you something? Have you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and then suddenly…suddenly see them a different way?"
10865, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel, I use my breasts to get other people's attention.
10866, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler," Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!"
10867, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Ohh great!!!
10868, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,Phoebe?
10869, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross, Good-bye.
10870, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help."
10871, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!"
10872, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong."
10873, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right?  Hey, Dave!"
10874, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Thank you Phoebe.
10875, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,"Pretty please? Not very uh, 007."
10876, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Monica,Chandler has two copies of Annie!
10877, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
10878, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Joey,Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
10879, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,"Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!"
10880, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars."
10881, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"Well, you still haven’t taken down the Christmas lights."
10882, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I’m telling you…"
10883, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y’know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so…"
10884, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross, Okay.
10885, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over."
10886, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"I know if you were getting married I’d feel, kinda….. y’know."
10887, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,What?! Dina…
10888, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
10889, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,Fantastic! I have one question How is that possible?
10890, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.  What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?"
10891, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years. Wow."
10892, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups.  Oh, hi Joey!"
10893, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"Hell, yeah!"
10894, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,That's insane!
10895, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,No! We're not borrowing money.
10896, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,I can’t talk to you. I can’t even look at you right now!
10897, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,About what?
10898, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"I’m sorry, do I know you?"
10899, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross, So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
10900, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,What?
10901, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,How's this? 
10902, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,Noo.
10903, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Phoebe,"Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night."
10904, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we' is?"
10905, The Mr, Bowmont ,7,Rachel,
10906, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,"Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. "
10907, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Yeah! I stayed at Kate’s, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?"
10908, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,Hi!
10909, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Chandler,"Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad."
10910, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica, This is all of your things.
10911, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Oh my God!
10912, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Well, tell him, apology accepted."
10913,,,5,Ross,
10914, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen."
10915, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"Ok, so sorry."
10916, Ben and Joey's  Bye-bye! So long! Later!,,5,Ross,
10917, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Phoebe,"This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you."
10918, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,I know! 
10919, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Umm, I'd love too!  Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek."
10920, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,And now you want that money back.
10921, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,Okay.
10922, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,Ohhhh! These seats are great!
10923, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Hey! Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
10924, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Rachel,"See, there's always one guy. "
10925, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"Oh, you're kidding."
10926, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
10927, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,Unless what?
10928, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,So?
10929, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,"But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud."
10930, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y’know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!"
10931, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,"Well you coulda tried, not kissing him."
10932, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,Chandler!
10933, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,"So, are we going in there?"
10934, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"Oh, absolutely! "
10935, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!
10936, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
10937, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!"
10938, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey, Hey!
10939, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!"
10940, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, ""I'm just flirting, no big deal."" But the guy is thinking, ""Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"""
10941, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf meats and dairy. "
10942, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Phoebe,Okay. 
10943, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,Oh great! We’re going out again Saturday. But I just found she’s also seeing some other guy.
10944, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3!"
10945, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,"But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!"
10946, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Here’s another plan…No!
10947, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,"Joey, you have got to take this back!"
10948, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Ross,"Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? "
10949, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,Joey!!
10950, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Actually I’m a palian… Dinosaurs is fine… the drawing is not.
10951, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,I’m good.
10952, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,How's it going?
10953, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel."
10954, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? ‘Cause I think I read it!
10955, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,It doesn’t matter. You don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
10956, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Ross,Hi.
10957, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,Damn! I am good at Cups!
10958, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, it's in there. "
10959, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
10960, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe, Hey!
10961, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"It’s not a big deal? Oh, I’m sorry I just…um, I…what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t stop thinking about her. Like how you can’t sleep?"
10962, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,"Ohh, you're about to get a little luckier."
10963, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,"Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this.  What do you think this is?"
10964, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey, Joey!
10965, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is sitting at her desk as Mr, Waltham comes in,",4,Rachel,"Yes! I will! Absolutely!  Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I’m glad. Rachel, I’d like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin’?"
10966, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!
10967, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,What are you talking about?
10968, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,God she is unbelievable.
10969, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,Whoo-hoo!
10970, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,What?
10971, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,You-you have to pay that! It’s not just a guess.
10972, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, Joey!
10973, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,We-we-we—I remember being in a chapel.
10974, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Y’know what goes good with that?"
10975, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh she was looking for you.
10976, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Yeah!
10977, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,What?! No! I’m not gonna move out!
10978, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
10979, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy  ok well there's gotta be someone."
10980, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,no they don't
10981, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Monica,
10982, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,Still on Amelia Earhart?
10983, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,"Well, it makes me feel sad, but..."
10984, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 300 A.M., ""I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren."" was what?  A wrong number?"
10985, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,All right.
10986, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Ok, Ok, Pheebs..."
10987, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Okay .
10988, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,The end.
10989, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Chandler,I don’t think the flash went off.
10990, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Ross,"Hey, this-  Heyy..."
10991, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,The bathroom?
10992, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,And that’s every month?
10993, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!"
10994, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"Fine. Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!"
10995, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Lifeguards.
10996, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie. 
10997, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Don’t say, ""Oh my God!"" Oh my God what?"
10998, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,"Well, if we owe it?  Oh my… When is Joey gonna be home?"
10999, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"No, no, NO, you cannot go to dinner with him."
11000, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?"
11001, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,In-in three minutes.
11002, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories."
11003, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Hey, you’re ah, pretty good at this."
11004, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Ross,"That’s the day you’re gonna die? See—darnit, I’ve got shuffleboard that day."
11005, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"No! No, of course not. No. That’s why I brought it up.  They didn’t have any sodas?"
11006, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,"This doesn’t mean anything, does it?"
11007, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,Yeah?
11008, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,What happened to your teeth.
11009, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,"Hi, oh hi."
11010, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,Oh my God!
11011, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,Noho. Who doesn't they like me?
11012, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,"Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me."
11013, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma."
11014, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,With my child.
11015, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea."
11016, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,And so now you guys are gonna be married?
11017, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.
11018, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey, Eva Trorro... womba...
11019, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?"
11020, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica,Is this the one that I threw out last year?
11021, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,She’s not pregnant. It’s Rachel. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant.
11022, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,This is terrible. What am I going to do?
11023, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys."
11024, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Dangerous Liaisons.
11025, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"All right, I like that."
11026, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Oh honey, but it is just about…"
11027, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,Yeah?
11028, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y’know? Mine’s gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive."
11029, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
11030, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…"
11031, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?
11032, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
11033, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,That! Let’s talk about that.
11034, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey, Well—I got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.
11035, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,I can’t take the big white dog! You love it!
11036, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
11037, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,You thought about that?
11038, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
11039, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"OK Joey, your bet."
11040, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,Hey...
11041, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey,..Naughty!
11042, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel,"Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?"
11043, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,But I hired you!
11044, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,"I went back to Riff’s. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna meltt and four plates of curly fries."
11045, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
11046, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,"Oh, that’s-that’s okay, no problem. "
11047, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Thank you.  Well, I guess we have some time to kill."
11048, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Joey, I figured you’d understand. I mean, I-I’ve known him a lot longer."
11049, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica, Joey!
11050, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?"
11051, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry."
11052, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,"Yeah, they all know."
11053, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Hey, y’know what?"
11054, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon!  She's-she's gonna kill me."
11055, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!"
11056, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Rach, I think you’re reading a little too much into it."
11057, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!"
11058, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,Well what’s complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! You’re in Paradise Pond!
11059, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross,Hi!
11060, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,Nothing.  I don’t kn—Umm. I don’t know. Umm…
11061, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Oh totally!  Pull my finger.
11062, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,Well I didn’t want everyone to think I was stupid.
11063, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me."
11064, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!"
11065, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen."
11066, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now?  Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out. I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!"
11067, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel," Ohh, that is soo sad."
11068, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No you robot!!
11069, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,"So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?"
11070, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Excuse me, is this your car?"
11071, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,"You know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story."
11072, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel," That’s right, I wanna do it with you! I’ve been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things."
11073, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,I know! 
11074, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Don’t worry about it Phoebe, we’ll absolutely do it."
11075, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Hmm…
11076, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey,"It’s just I can’t because my manager said I…  ""Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie…"
11077, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Okay. 
11078, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,Y'know Marcel?
11079, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,Hey!
11080, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Huh.
11081, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I am so sorry."
11082, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, you could actually go to the gym."
11083, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"Well maybe I’m ready now. I mean, it’s a little scary, but maybe it’s right."
11084, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey,You do attract some stinkers.
11085, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,"Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!"
11086, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Okay, don’t listen to him. Please?"
11087, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend."
11088, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t sweat it. "
11089, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours."
11090, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, ok, which one?"
11091, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Phoebe, No Rachel! They got here first!
11092, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,
11093, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Guggly worm.
11094, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Can you blame him?
11095, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,Huh?
11096, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,Oh really?!
11097, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Look, if you don't know what the word ""acrimonious"" means, just don't use it!"
11098, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Who the hell is Jordie?
11099, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. 
11100, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Y’know, kinda like a peace offering."
11101, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Ross,Amazing! Amazing!
11102, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay?
11103, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, there’s no such thing as an innocent burger."
11104, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,Hey. 
11105, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
11106, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Okay. Umm, ooh, ooh—oh, I have a game!"
11107, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,Which you just gave up really quickly.
11108, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Joey,"When they’re hungry enough, they’ll come in."
11109, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,There he is! There he is!
11110, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monica’s something borrowed and it’s blue.  Yeah…"
11111, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Rachel,"Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful."
11112, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Well no, I don’t smell anything."
11113, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,
11114, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,'Cause I was sitting there.
11115, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I can’t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers."
11116, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross, Hey.
11117, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Why do you have a realtor?
11118, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!"
11119, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,Oh! Weather bitch! 
11120, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey, Sidney's a woman.
11121, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs."
11122, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler, Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
11123, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,
11124, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry."
11125, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Ross, Hey.
11126, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Thanks! Let's keep going.
11127, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,"Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?"
11128, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,You do? Why?
11129, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,I'm sorry... I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be... having that conversation.
11130, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Please, no, go, that'd be fine!"
11131, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"No-no. It’s-it’s me, Ross!"
11132, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"All right! So, was it amazing?"
11133, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,We’re sorry.
11134, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team,",3,Chandler,"Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!"
11135, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"Okay, I�ll have the fixed salad and the duck."
11136, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Think about it.
11137, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. You gotta keep them on their toes."
11138, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?"
11139, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey,"No, it’s just my luggage."
11140, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler, All this lying has been hard on us too.
11141, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Monica,Crematorium Chris? Sure!
11142, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"That’s always appropriate!  Oh, okay. One more push! One more push!"
11143, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,Me! On my computer.
11144, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!"
11145, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!"
11146, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Ross,Hey-hey Pheebs!
11147, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica,I think somebody needs another lap dance. 
11148, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to have the conversation about where the relationship is going."
11149, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,Yeah.
11150, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
11151, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room."
11152, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,", but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be."
11153, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,Yeah baby!
11154, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Hey!
11155, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,What are you doing?
11156, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime."
11157, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,"Oh yeah, I added three."
11158, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler, Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.
11159, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross," Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?"
11160, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,So you were saying?
11161, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,Aww... 
11162, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Calm?! I wasn’t calm! I’ve never been more scared in all my life!
11163, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,I'm not supposed to tell you.
11164, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat! 
11165, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!"
11166, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,Fine.
11167, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,"Oh, absolutely!"
11168, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,Fine! Fine! Y’know what? Whatever you want. Okay? You’re the mommy.
11169, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Rachel please! That is so inappropriate!
11170, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,", yaw..."
11171, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,I don’t. He got…he-he-he-he’s hit by a bus.
11172, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,What kind of karate is that?
11173, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open ",5,Rachel,
11174, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?"
11175, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
11176, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,They went in together. So sorry.
11177, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
11178, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh, go on."
11179, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,Yeah.
11180, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Uhm, no. I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie."
11181, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, ...and I really think it should be me.
11182, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
11183, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey, Hello?
11184, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica, How's it going?
11185, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Yeah? Oh-oh, she’d be so excited!"
11186, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this?
11187, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,
11188, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok.  Hmmmm... raunchy!"
11189, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica,"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him."
11190, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,Yes! Exactly! And that's why…
11191, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,Oh my God.
11192, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks, Playstation, and that one for the phone company. In fact he was so good in that one, he actually convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad…."
11193, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler."
11194, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
11195, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel, Smell familiar?
11196, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"No! No! No! I’m not yelling at you, I’m just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh I’m my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! I’ve been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin’. Oh, Joey, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I just wanted you to learn."
11197, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Oh Daddy, no he didn’t mean anything by that, he really didn’t."
11198, Rachel and Joey's," Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters,",10,Chandler,I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?
11199, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Monica,"Oh no, two days, you must be bummed."
11200, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, I already, I already did."
11201, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?"
11202, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him."
11203, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"No way, forget it."
11204, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, I’ll wear the boots. In fact, I’ll go into my room right now and y’know try the outfit on."
11205, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  I guess!,10,Ross,
11206, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,No I didn’t.
11207, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,"Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!"
11208, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,Y-Yeah! What-what is your wife’s name?
11209, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, it's in spasm."
11210, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross, Burt!
11211, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?"
11212, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Oh, let's not tell this story."
11213, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Y’know what? I’m good! I’m good!
11214, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on."
11215, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
11216, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,There's something new in the bowl.
11217, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?"
11218, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. 
11219, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Like asking her to move in with you?
11220, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,Fine! Fine! Y’know what? Whatever you want. Okay? You’re the mommy.
11221, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,So that’s the girl you like.
11222, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross,All right. 
11223, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,You got it!
11224, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
11225, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross, Hello?
11226, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,Wh-what?! Why?!
11227, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?"
11228, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel, Ok... O-k...
11229, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica."
11230, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you."
11231, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan."
11232, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,This is Rachel. 
11233, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"God, what is wrong with me."
11234, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, you’re still pregnant. Oh, I’m sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Y’know what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks."
11235, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night."
11236, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross," I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment."
11237, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,I’m not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
11238, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,I'm up for tenure.
11239, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?"
11240, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Chandler?
11241, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,Yeah?
11242, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel,You. Like you haven’t done enough.
11243, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,But you’re still my friend?
11244, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,It sounds interesting!
11245, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,How about you guys? 
11246, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe, Sure.
11247, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,That's not really how it works.
11248, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,"Chandler, what were you thinking?"
11249, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,"Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot."
11250, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"Ohhh... Sure, yeah...  ..okay, it fits."
11251, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey," Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray."
11252, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Wh-what's going on?
11253, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh. That’s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, ‘Where’s number 27?!’"
11254, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,"Well, it was loong. I didn’t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head.  Anyway, she didn’t want to stay. I called a cab; she just left."
11255, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!"
11256, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,Oh yeah! I know.
11257, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,You don’t know. You didn’t see it.
11258, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel, Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
11259, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
11260, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  Er.... um.....",1,Ross,
11261, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time."
11262, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Look. Look, I wasn’t going to say anything to you, but... All right, I don’t think you should be seeing Tommy anymore."
11263, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Then all your stuff would be here.
11264, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?"
11265, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"I don’t know.  I can’t tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly."
11266, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,What is that?
11267, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh."
11268, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,Adoption.
11269, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey," Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle."
11270, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel," O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything."
11271, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Monica,"I-I-I’m sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn’t hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?"
11272, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy."
11273, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,Joey!  Now that you’re here…
11274, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"Umm, not feeling better 'bout Malcom."
11275, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"No, ‘cause she didn’t tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean I’ve only got a week left, y’know? I’ve really gotta start living now! "
11276, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Chandler,Eh. I thought that was an alp.
11277, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Well, we both have."
11278, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,
11279, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. . I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!"
11280, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"Eh, I’m just so sorry I put you through it. And, I y'know, I don’t want to get back together over a machine."
11281, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica, Hey Ross. What's up bro?
11282, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,Bitchin'
11283, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
11284, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown."
11285, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Arghh!! 
11286, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Well, that’s really a different question."
11287, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Yay!  Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don’t know, we could try some-some new things. Y’know? For fun?"
11288, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"It’s him, not it!"
11289, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Yeah.
11290, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?
11291, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe, Does that mean Carcass is available?
11292, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,Um-hmm.
11293, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!
11294, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?"
11295, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,Absolutely.  Ouch.
11296, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people."
11297, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe," This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it’s not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?"
11298, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Then why did you move?!
11299, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,I know.  I don't care!
11300, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,She can’t hear you.
11301, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,Who cares? He works in a museum!
11302, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,"Well, I had the audition but Gunther said I had to stay here and be in charge so he could go get his hair dyed. So, I went anyway, and then he fired me."
11303, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey, here you go."
11304, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!
11305, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,Yes!
11306, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Oh, so everything's okay?"
11307, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?"
11308, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
11309, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn’t find out some other way.  Did you think about the trail?"
11310, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,"Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica!  Oooh, I can't leave her!"
11311, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica, What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
11312, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange."
11313, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Such a pig!
11314, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Yeah?
11315, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Okay.
11316, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Monica,Oh great! 
11317, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?"
11318, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,Morning. Here you go.
11319, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler,Nice work my friend.
11320, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!
11321, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
11322, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,No.
11323, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Ohhh.
11324, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Well I was… I was exactly expecting company after… 915.
11325, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Rachel,G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
11326, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Monica," Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don’t worry about it!"
11327, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry.  It’s a little old but…
11328, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup."
11329, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}"
11330, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect."
11331, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,I do!
11332, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! "
11333, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,I know but it’s so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
11334, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
11335,,,4,Joey," Oh-oh! And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don’t know what happened there either..."
11336, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, right."
11337, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Chandler,"Hey, mister tux!"
11338, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,"Well, you…don’t look good Joe."
11339, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
11340, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross," Oh, it's not the ideal way..."
11341, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Okay.
11342, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,I don't know! I don't remember!
11343, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Wow!
11344, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"All right, hold on okay? First thing's first.  Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?"
11345, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because it’s, it’s, it’s not gonna be easy."
11346, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Monica," Oh, honey, that's incredible!"
11347, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey,"Well, not that it’s any of your business, but, no, we haven’t, okay?"
11348, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Monica,Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
11349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, ""No!"" Which puts me right back in the driver seat."
11350, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,You think I need a new walk?
11351, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Yeah. Hmmmm.
11352, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Bye!
11353, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?"
11354, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross, Was I talking to her about gas?
11355, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Ross,"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?"
11356, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"It's ok, it's ok. You know what? "
11357, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,'Slim Pickings'...That is so cheesy.
11358, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,Yeah!
11359, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Okay, if it means that much to you…"
11360, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,No!
11361, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Eh, either way I’ll pass.  What’s so funny?!"
11362, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,I don't know. The left one.
11363, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,You seem to really like her.
11364, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?"
11365, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
11366, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,All right.
11367, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I know.
11368, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!"
11369, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,"It’s okay, it’s okay."
11370, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe," ""You wish."""
11371, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,Hi!
11372, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,"If you don’t sail your boat, what do you do on it?"
11373, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"All right, did you just say all right?"
11374, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,"Is uh, is Monica here?"
11375, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! "
11376, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Phoebe, what happened?"
11377, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,Where?
11378, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,This is Phoebe.
11379, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
11380, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,What about that circled one?
11381, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,Hey Rach.
11382, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Yeah, well that's that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. We sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases."
11383, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Hey, I'm more cop than you two!"
11384, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe," Hello, Mr. Chandler."
11385, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
11386, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"Sweep, sweep...."
11387, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Joey,
11388, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,Chandler?
11389, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!"
11390, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,"Look, I’m sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs."
11391, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Ross,"Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.  Oh, I guess he doesn’t feel like talking right now. He’s smiling though! Okay, talk to you later."
11392, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
11393, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,Hey!
11394, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fianc�e.
11395, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,And that would be?
11396, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,You mean in case someone is trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your kettle of fish?
11397, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,Good.
11398, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,....I have to go to China.
11399, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What are you talking about? I love them!  Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?"
11400, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,What are you talking about?
11401, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,I really doubt that. 
11402, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,What?!
11403, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?"
11404, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Why not?
11405, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,I can’t believe I’m gonna have a party! This is so great!  I don’t know why.
11406, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys."
11407, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No I don’t.
11408, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Who?
11409, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,"Y'know what really bothers me? Is—it's how-how different you act around them! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the ""I'll see you around, Bing!"" ""Not if I see you first, Doug!""  I gotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up."
11410, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,That’s crap!! Sister Brown Bird. 
11411, Ross',,9,Rachel,There isn't. There is totally isn't.
11412, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,Whoa!
11413, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,"Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?"
11414, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey, Will you wear a thong?
11415, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Rachel,You guys wanna get some coffee?
11416, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross, Mrs. Bing.
11417, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I know.
11418, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Monica,"A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!"
11419, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
11420, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting."
11421, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Hey, at least I knew where my guy was."
11422, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,Hey!
11423, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Monica,It will be my pleasure. 
11424, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"You know, our band is playing on Friday."
11425, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Rachel,"Ross, I really don’t think…"
11426, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Mon. Hi!
11427, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,"Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!"
11428, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
11429, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then."
11430, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Phoebe,"Wait, I’m-I’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?"
11431, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,So were done then!
11432, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Chandler,Six-hour trip to London. That’s a lot of Monica.
11433, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Oh!  Really?!
11434, Chandler's job," Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand, One of his co-workers walks by,",1,Chandler,"Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really.  Nothing."
11435, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell."
11436, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Okay then.
11437, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,Oh that's okay.
11438, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, have a good break-up."
11439, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Ross,"Oh God, no."
11440, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica, What!?
11441, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
11442, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,…and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him.  Are you okay?
11443, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,"I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?"
11444, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,Hello!
11445, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Oh my God! He did it?
11446, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Monica,"Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!"
11447, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"No, a car backfired, but  I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I…I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now."
11448, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?"
11449, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Really stupid.
11450, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Why not?
11451, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"No, you can’t let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!"
11452, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"Well, remember the first time we saw Jaws?"
11453, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with! Y’know, the next time we see them we’re just gonna tell them. Okay? That’s it."
11454, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey!
11455, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
11456, The Bings�,,9,Monica,You said that was sexy!
11457, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Ok, careful."
11458, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Ok, let’s keep talking."
11459, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,Thanks Chandler.
11460, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,…now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
11461, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around…"
11462, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a liquorice whip!"
11463, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!"
11464, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica," Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here."
11465, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,I'm gonna use the cushion.
11466, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute."
11467, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass!  Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!"
11468, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Yeah!
11469, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,You’re building a post office?
11470, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Ross,"I love it, when we share."
11471, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
11472, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Aw what are you?! A detective?
11473, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross,This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
11474, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,That's right!
11475, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Monica,You did not go!
11476, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,That’s not gonna happen. No.  Because we have a new deal!
11477, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Okay.
11478, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,What's up?
11479, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Oh, come on!"
11480, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"**  But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or…"
11481, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, Marry her.
11482, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,What?
11483, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,"Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives."
11484, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Yeah!
11485, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross, Hey.
11486, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! 
11487, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. "
11488, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,You're so efficient. I love you!
11489, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Chandler,"You are a frightening, frightening man."
11490, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!
11491, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"That she’s gonna move in with you and maybe then she’ll fall in love with you and then when she finds out you’re already married, she’ll just be happy. Y’know? You’re just, you’re very sad."
11492, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler, Was that another question?
11493, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Hi! I’m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
11494, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!
11495, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, so, how are we doing?"
11496, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"I'm going commando, too."
11497, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws."
11498, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,And protected them from a tornado?
11499, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Oh stop.
11500, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,Hi!
11501, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
11502, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred…"
11503, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh, hi."
11504, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice?  All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!"
11505, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?"
11506, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Uh-huh.
11507, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,So he has to be a male who has at least $50.
11508, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Joey,"Dude, if you go back out there, you’re gonna be Dead Ross!"
11509, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,"Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister."
11510, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,Here it is! Here it is!
11511, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock’s a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?"
11512, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,And you're not helping?
11513, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Hey.
11514, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,You're gonna what?
11515, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?"
11516, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
11517, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Okay.
11518, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey,"""I need an answer now!"" "
11519, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,"Oh, come on, there’s a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo."
11520, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Phoebe,Oh I’m kinda part of this.
11521, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. "
11522, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater. "
11523, Ross',,9,Rachel,You�ve being seeing someone?
11524, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"N… No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!"
11525, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!
11526, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,Me neither.
11527, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey," Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!"
11528, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Okay, we owe you a present."
11529, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,"Oh, okay."
11530, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,Oh my God!
11531, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, see you later!"
11532, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,And you're okay with that?
11533, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,"All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what you’re looking for!  Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running."
11534, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,All right!
11535, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?"
11536, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica, Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?
11537, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?"
11538, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Monica,"Wow, he’s really not letting this go, is he?"
11539, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel, Gooood morning!!
11540, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Is that a problem?
11541, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
11542, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
11543, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"Okay, maybe they are not funny to you…"
11544, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,"Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?"
11545, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Baywatch.
11546, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,I know...
11547, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! "
11548, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Turn! Turn!
11549, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,That is sooo not true!
11550, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,Thanks for dinner.
11551, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Okay.
11552, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel, Melissa!
11553, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother."
11554, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,Me too.
11555, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
11556, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain."
11557, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I just—I meant y’know are you still a ‘We’ or are you just ‘You?’"
11558, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,"Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming.  Uh, just a second!"
11559, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,Sure I do.  Coule?
11560, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,"Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it’s going to be torn down, so… I mean, I-I know it’s crazy, but everything up ‘til now has been so crazy, and I don’t know, this just feels right. Y’know?"
11561, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica, What are you barking at?
11562, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter."
11563, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?"
11564, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Get me Mark on the phone!,3,Rachel,
11565, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Hmph.
11566, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, yeah.  Triple A can pick us up."
11567, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe, Oh my god…
11568, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Oh wow. That—y’know what? That is so unfair. Y’know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let’s go have sex!"
11569, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,"Or! You can just, y’know… "
11570, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,"More coffee over here, please!"
11571, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,"Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!"
11572, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,But they like it!
11573, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Uh, waiter, one more plate of chicken wings over here."
11574, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Great! Thanks, Rach!"
11575, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,What are you doing?! Chandler! You can’t just go back a phase!
11576, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"I do, but Rachel borrowed them."
11577, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Chandler! You’re smoking? What are you doing?!
11578, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. "
11579, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,Okay.
11580, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah!"
11581, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,You didn't!
11582, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Listen, Roland Chang, if things go well, I’m gonna be out with her all night."
11583, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,"Aww, man!"
11584, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Phoebe,You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
11585, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Well no, Charlie's gonna get that."
11586, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Not Chandler, just Joey."
11587, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today."
11588, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,"I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! "
11589, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,No awareness.
11590, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,It's that terrible?
11591, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Monica,"Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross.  Hey Ross. What's up bro?"
11592, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,OK. 
11593, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,"No, because you’re not a grandmother!"
11594, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,The end.
11595, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?"
11596, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,No. We were in the middle of sex…and you fell asleep.
11597, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs."
11598, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,"Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!"
11599, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I have a wedgie."
11600, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Rachel,Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]
11601, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Interesting...
11602, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! "
11603, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?"
11604, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin?
11605, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"That's easy, baggage claim."
11606, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?"
11607, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,Hey! How’d your date go with Jake?
11608, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,Who's this from?
11609, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
11610, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,What?!  Give-give me a brush.
11611, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,"…I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’t micro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating."
11612, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,"Come on, do it."
11613, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. "
11614, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Hey Rach!
11615, The Philly,,3,Ross,"Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don’t I have to wait a while?"
11616, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you're right. This is none of our business."
11617, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
11618, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, is that you?"
11619, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,"Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, I’m, I’m sorry. "
11620, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Joey,Erectus?
11621, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,"I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me."
11622, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,.
11623, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,"I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes."
11624, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,That's not Ross!
11625, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"So, what? That's it?"
11626, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Thank you.  Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there’s no turning back."
11627, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?
11628, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Rachel,"Hi, sure!"
11629, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?"
11630, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'"
11631, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,"Joey, we had a deal. That-that’s why you’re here! I’ve got to fire you!"
11632, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Wow. Y’know it is so weird. I mean, you’re gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea what’s gonna happen."
11633, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks."
11634, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Yeah, see, I don’t think it’s gonna that difficult considering this one won’t be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut."
11635, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,"All right Joey! That is enough!  Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, it’s not legal. Okay? They-they don’t have a marriage license, they don’t have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!"
11636, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Oh honey, I'm sorry we can't help you there, 'cause we're cuddlily sleepers.  Okay, I'm late for work."
11637, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe,Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. ‘Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
11638, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,Yeah. That's me!
11639, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,'I drink tea.'
11640, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!
11641, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?"
11642, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"That’s okay. All right, I’m gonna play song that’s really, really sad. It’s called Magician Box Mix Up. "
11643, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Rachel,"I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!"
11644, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Phoebe,"Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!"
11645, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,Yeah! Look! 
11646, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? I mean after all, we all are using it."
11647, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,Sure.
11648, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Hey, you know about that?!"
11649, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,I just got off the phone with my sister.
11650, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him."
11651, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica, He took off?
11652, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, there’s this guy from Chicago who’s supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy’s right after him.  Hello!"
11653, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,Are you gay? 
11654, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler,Almost over man.
11655, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler, Oh God!
11656, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.
11657, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch."
11658, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross, No more falafel for you!
11659, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,What?!
11660, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
11661, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, you can’t massage people in my apartment!"
11662, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone."
11663, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place."
11664, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure ,",4,Rachel,Hmm.
11665, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Monica, Look at you. All jealous.
11666, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
11667, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"Well, not... worried, just... wondering."
11668, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Rachel,"Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross] Look at it!"
11669, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Phoebe,"I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!"
11670, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Je de coup Clow.
11671, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Chandler,
11672, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"Yeah, why?"
11673, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,What baby?
11674, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that."
11675, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do."
11676, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"Whoa, ah!! We’re you just gonna give me some lemonade?"
11677, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,What?!
11678, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Really?
11679, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, Ross?
11680, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Phoebe,"You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... ... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK."
11681, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,What’s the matter? You okay?
11682, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,"Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? "
11683, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,What’s the matter?
11684, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
11685, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,I also said number one.
11686, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?"
11687, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross, Why?
11688, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,Good! Me neither! So it’s not a problem. We’re just two friends who happen to be roommates.
11689, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Are you serious?
11690, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,Thank you.
11691, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Ross,I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.
11692, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
11693, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,You are not at Thanksgiving?
11694, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,Well you obviously didn’t see Chucky 3.
11695, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Yes, I do."
11696, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,Yeah.
11697, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,I’m gonna be an uncle! Come here! 
11698, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?
11699, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I don't know. I don't know."
11700, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,What?!
11701, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!
11702, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Okay.
11703, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,We are never gonna find him! He’s one guy in a huge city!
11704, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,New haircut?  Boots!
11705, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,"Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?"
11706, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!"
11707, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,Well isn’t he your friend? Don’t you want him to be happy?
11708, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Yeah.
11709, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone."
11710, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo..."
11711, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,"No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. "
11712, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,I don’t know!  I’m-I’m kinda thinking it-it was the lobster…
11713, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,Really?!
11714, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,"Bye, Pheebs!"
11715, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress."
11716, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,A dreamless sleep.
11717, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty.  Yep."
11718, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again."
11719, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Yep.
11720, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica,"Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!"
11721, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high."
11722, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler,I'll catch you guys later. 
11723, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"All right everybody, this turkey is ready!"
11724, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here..."
11725, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"What, like there's a rule or something?"
11726, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross," So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything."
11727, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Seriously?
11728, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!
11729, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,See? They're Joey's! J-J-J-J-J-Joey's!
11730, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,I’m having a really good time!
11731, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,Oh I do!  I know it’s in here somewhere.
11732, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that."
11733, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, well um, not right now. Y'know I’m just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache."
11734, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Correct! There’s a possible backwards bonus!
11735, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,It’s ridiculous!
11736, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,Guess what?
11737, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"No I’m serious. I mean I’m intuitive, but my memory sucks."
11738, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?"
11739, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Alright, I'm gonna go find them...  Okay, I see you later."
11740, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler,I used to have that bumper sticker.
11741, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,"Eh, just a tad."
11742, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Joey,Whoo-hoo! 
11743, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights.  Hey, how do you sleep at night?"
11744, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,What?
11745, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"Ah… Ah…Get out of here!  Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion’s views on evolution?"
11746, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,Yeah!
11747, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me, look at me, everything’s gonna be fine, trust me. Okay. Take my hand. Here we go.  Oww crushing bones!"
11748, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Oh wow, I don’t feel well."
11749, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,"And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development."
11750, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"Thing, yes. Thing."
11751, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late."
11752, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,"Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking."
11753, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated."
11754, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe," Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place."
11755, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,No! Never! Never!  Bye.
11756, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful."
11757, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel," Hi, it’s me. I’ve been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid."
11758, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
11759, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
11760, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey," Now, I can have milk everyday."
11761, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,"Well, now, I actually have to get to work."
11762, The Philly," With or Without You is playing, ",3,Ross,"Oh, no, no."
11763, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"Did you just hung up on me?  All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours."
11764, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that."
11765, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,Erica wait!
11766, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,...Now that was fun.
11767, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Why?
11768, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,"Dude, you should've gone out once and a while."
11769, Chandler’s Office," Bob is ransacking Chandler’s office,",8,Chandler, What the hell are you doing?!
11770, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Joey,Booo!!
11771, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...  Did I say that out loud?
11772, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,Thank you.
11773, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,Thanks! So are you.
11774, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you."
11775, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,Yeah.
11776, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Slim Pickings.
11777, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Judge rules, no violation."
11778, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Stop it!
11779, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,And the place looks so nice!
11780, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Okay! 
11781, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that ‘cause she’s so passionate?"
11782, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,It's the dog.
11783, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,Hi.
11784, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
11785, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Joey,Hi.
11786, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Hey! 
11787, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.
11788, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"That's, that's nice twice!"
11789, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Rachel,"Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!  Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on."
11790, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex."
11791, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Oh, oh, oh, I’ll get ‘Rainy Day Bear’!! "
11792, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,So then I guess Ferdinad is out.
11793, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a parking meter.
11794, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?"
11795, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
11796, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Was that Emma? Is she up?
11797, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Monica,"Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…"
11798, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Yeah?
11799, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,"That's good enough. Right?  Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!"
11800, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,So you're moving in with him. What happened?
11801, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!"
11802, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself."
11803, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,Hi. I’m Ross Geller. I live in the building.
11804, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,Let me see that!
11805, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,Ohh! Oh God! 
11806, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Veto.
11807, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! "
11808, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Well now-now you’re just talking crazy.
11809, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Yeah!
11810, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"Look, you can’t call somebody after this long just to say, ‘In case you didn’t notice, I don’t like you!’"
11811, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,What's with her?
11812, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, but."
11813, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel,Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
11814, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross, Umm-hmm.
11815, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
11816, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,"And Mindy, your maid of...?"
11817, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?"
11818, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Where the hell have you been?!
11819, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
11820, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"Look, all we’re trying to say is, don’t let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily."
11821, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,"Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here."
11822, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"But between you and Phoebe, I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe."
11823, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you."
11824, Central Perk," Ross, Janine and Chandler are there",6,Chandler,Ba dum bumb cheshhh!
11825, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,Wait a minute.
11826, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Oh my God! Well push it in! Push it in!
11827, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Joey,What's up man?
11828, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!"
11829, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Ross,"Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. "
11830, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler, Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
11831, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I know. Hey, y’know what we never did?  We uh, we never had bonus night!"
11832, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,Absolutely! It would just be one friend 
11833, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,"No! Y’know what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculous—We’re gonna flip a coin! "
11834, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,Pheebs?
11835, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, Has it been that long?!
11836, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it’s awkward. It’s awkward. It’s awkward."
11837, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Oh. 
11838, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,That’s what you got me?
11839, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Rachel,So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
11840, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Fine. 
11841, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing.."
11842, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross,Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
11843, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!"
11844, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,Hey!
11845, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,Yeah?
11846, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Oh no!
11847, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler, Huh? Huh? Huh?
11848, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,Right! And when is that due?
11849, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe," Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks they’re supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks it’s at seven."
11850, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Well umm…
11851, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel, Joey! You never gonna believe it she called. 
11852, Rachel’s office," Joanna’s telling Rachel, her side of the story,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I...."
11853, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can."
11854, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,I am now!
11855, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,She already lives in London.
11856, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore."
11857, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Give it to me!
11858, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Right,.. well,.. we never actually got to that... Oh, it was just so nice to see him again, y'know? It was comfortable, it was familiar... it was just nice!"
11859, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store we’ve been too and I can’t find the perfect ring! 
11860, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Ross,Diverse.
11861, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Monica,What? Something happened with the plates?
11862, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica," Okay, I’ll go!"
11863, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?"
11864, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Joey,"No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down."
11865, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why don’t you just hand over the keys?
11866, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,No! Not at all!
11867, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"Okay,  so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?"
11868, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,I did.
11869, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,What? 
11870, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?"
11871, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Hi!
11872, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
11873, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Joey,What the hell!
11874, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"With ah, extra anchovies."
11875, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,"But, won’t she notice I have makeup on?"
11876, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Oh! 
11877, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,Which?
11878, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"You’re just new at this, it’ll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldn’t have been easy but you figured that out."
11879, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?"
11880, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,Pheebs! Wait up!  Maybe that’s one thing you can cross off your list.
11881, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Chandler,"I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy."
11882, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Hm-mm.
11883, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica, Hi.
11884, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,That was her.
11885, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,Y’know what would work?
11886, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Hey uh, I brought you some lunch."
11887, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,Oooh.
11888, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,Really? You think so?
11889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!
11890, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"They uh director. Uhh, her.  All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here."
11891, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,You mean with Casey.
11892, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,"Tell me about it, I feel like I’m holding down the fort all by myself."
11893, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now."
11894, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
11895, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
11896, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Ross,"I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while."
11897, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Well, that’s what I’m here for.  Want me to get that?"
11898, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Chandler,Know what I mean?
11899, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,"Yeah, I just have to get dressed."
11900, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Okay that’s even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, it’s just that now that they’re in me it’s like, it’s like I know them y’know, I mean-I mean, it’s just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away."
11901, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Hey, what's up?"
11902, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. ."
11903, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
11904, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?"
11905, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,"Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did.  I’m-I’m sorry I’m new. I don’t…"
11906, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
11907, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.
11908, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,No!
11909, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,And scene! Huh? Wasn’t that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
11910, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,Die Hard still great!
11911, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,Hey!!
11912, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesn’t know for sure, so just throw her off the track."
11913, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,What was that?
11914, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! "
11915, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it."
11916, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!"
11917, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen..."
11918, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out. 
11919, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,Hey!
11920, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?
11921, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,What? 
11922, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hey, it's me."
11923, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Okay.
11924, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,"Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!"
11925, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,How did you know about that?!
11926, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,All right.
11927, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,I like that.
11928, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,Argh!
11929, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler,"No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk."
11930, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,Crazy!
11931, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler, What?
11932, Central Perk," everyone is there, Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple, Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang, Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie,",1,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, we're done."
11933, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,I am not doing this over the phone.
11934, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Like what?
11935, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica," Honey, it’s not pushy, he gave her his home number."
11936, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,"So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?"
11937, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,What?
11938, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,I guess it was kinda funny.
11939, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Oh my God! Those weren’t albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! "
11940, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe," Okay, I think I’ll play it at the wedding."
11941, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica," Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed."
11942, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Really?
11943, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"Okay, we’re gonna need a distraction."
11944, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"Hi. Sorry I’m late. Where’s, where’s Carol?"
11945, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross," Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna..."
11946, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,"Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!"
11947, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!"
11948, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! 
11949, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
11950, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross, Hey!
11951, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Hey!
11952, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,Still.
11953, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"All right, I’ve heard enough. I’ve made my decision."
11954, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,Come on you stupid machine! Come on!
11955, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,"Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so..."
11956, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
11957, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Aww, man, now we won’t be bank buddies!"
11958, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
11959, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,I Ross...
11960, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,I think I’m gonna cry!
11961, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Ross,"I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight."
11962, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
11963, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,"Again I must go back to, how?"
11964, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,How do you think I got him in the first place?
11965, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too."
11966, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Joey,What did you say to him?
11967, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me."
11968, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Wow!
11969, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat."
11970, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Hm-mmm.
11971, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,.
11972, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me."
11973, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Phoebe,Is there anything we can do for you?
11974, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Really?
11975, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?"
11976, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,I gave you a key for emergencies!
11977, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you."
11978, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping."
11979, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,
11980, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"Oh, right!"
11981, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,Uh-huh.
11982, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,Mean it?
11983, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe, Sells drugs to kids.
11984, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"""Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"""
11985, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,Why not?
11986, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Ross,Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.
11987, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"Sure, I-I-I... "
11988, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,I’ll do it.
11989, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Yeah!
11990, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?"
11991, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,"I know, it is isn’t it?"
11992, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Well, you’re not."
11993, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,"Yeah. Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey. Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname."
11994, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,Me?! Why me?
11995, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler,Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
11996, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross," Come on, it's fun!"
11997, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys."
11998, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,"Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. "
11999, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Yeah hon, it can’t hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you’re not engaged you just don’t use it."
12000, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.
12001, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Hi!
12002, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Making holiday candy for the neighbors.
12003, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel," All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us."
12004, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Hey!
12005, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"It's a one-woman play called ""Why don't you like me a bitter woman's journey through life""."
12006, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches."
12007, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica," You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about."
12008, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Okay! I was thinking if it’s a girl, how about Sandrine? It’s French."
12009, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Well last night, I met Monica’s."
12010, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey, Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
12011, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel, Oh my God!
12012, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Huh?
12013, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop!  Now listen, no one’s gonna fight in this apartment."
12014, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,No. No. No.
12015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,Ugh!
12016, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!
12017, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,No!
12018, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,We won’t.  300?
12019, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Chandler,"You are a frightening, frightening man."
12020, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,
12021, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, you say that proudly."
12022, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"Well, not anything, I mean..."
12023, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s the best kiss I’ve had with anyone I’ve ever met in a men’s room."
12024, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
12025, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours! Besides, why would you fake it when we're trying to have a baby?"
12026,,,7,Chandler,
12027, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,Oh sure. 
12028, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Oh, Rachel!"
12029, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,"No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out."
12030, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,Like a log.
12031, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,"Hi.  Umm, I think there’s something that we really need to talk about."
12032, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,What are you doing?
12033, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,"Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone."
12034, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey, Oh God! That’s Rachel!
12035, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Ok, Ok, Pheebs..."
12036, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Some of them.
12037, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money."
12038, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,We got the house.
12039, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,Oh!  That’s fine.
12040, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Hi, Rach."
12041, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey, But you haven't even heard the chorus!
12042, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross,I was talking to myself! You’re going down!
12043, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,"Joey! Joey, good one! "
12044, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,I know what it did! Nothing.
12045, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,"Aww, sweetie, but it’s not like you’re not gonna have anything. You’re gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that’s even better."
12046, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,Get a room!
12047, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Because you would rather live here with Joey.
12048, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel," C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"
12049, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Monica,"Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out."
12050, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"No! All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! I mean, listen it’s totally freaking him out. He’s talking about moving to Vermont."
12051, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,"Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces."
12052, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"No-no-no, no it’s uh, it’s okay."
12053, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,I know. 
12054, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey," Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn."
12055, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,Hi!
12056, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,Really.
12057, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,"Broke them all, huh?"
12058, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,Stop making candy!
12059, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, just, okay, look I'm going. Um, come on. Op, op, behind the pillar, which way am I gonna go?"
12060, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Continue.
12061, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
12062, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,"Y’know, I never saw that."
12063, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,You’re making one right now!
12064, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,How do you know?!
12065, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'"
12066, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,"Yeah, where the hell is he?"
12067, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,What happened to the intimate dinner party?
12068, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,Yeah right.
12069, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,Yeah?
12070, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Joey,"You are so the man!  Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, ‘cause my Grandma doesn’t know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah."
12071, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Joey,"So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you’re doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on."
12072, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Okay, look..."
12073, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Yeah, I know."
12074, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break."
12075, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,"Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me.  Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me."
12076, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!"
12077, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away."
12078, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"All right! But,  you do it with me once."
12079, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Why?
12080, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy.  Be back in an hour."
12081, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,"We feel so terrible about this, Ross."
12082, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Great! Hey! All right! Well-well what is it?!
12083, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Forget it, that’s off."
12084, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Phoebe,Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
12085, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica, Oh.
12086, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe," Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?"
12087, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
12088, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler, Well.... it is amouz-ing...
12089, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"That’s always appropriate!  Oh, okay. One more push! One more push!"
12090, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,All right.
12091, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
12092, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?
12093, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women."
12094, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler, I am an excellent secret keeper. I have kept all of our secrets.
12095, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"No, I mean it’s okay, I mean, they’re-they’re my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them."
12096, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,...little playthings with yarn?
12097, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,Good call!
12098, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,"Well, I like you less!"
12099, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Well who is this guy?! Huh? Who is he? ‘Cause I will track him down and kick his ass!
12100, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Well, it doesn’t matter what I would do."
12101, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey,"He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this.  See?"
12102, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Rachel,"Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic."
12103, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Ross,Wow! This picture of you sure is steamy.
12104, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Why, where are you going?"
12105, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"Oh my God, it's all so elegant! When's the dirty stuff starting?"
12106, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,What?
12107, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,You can live with me.
12108, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,Grab my ass!
12109, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Sure!  Umm, where are you from?"
12110, Outside Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"No, that's David."
12111, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone."
12112, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Because it’s all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And I’m not happy about you either. 
12113, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, that’d be much worse than being 28, and still working here."
12114, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I?  Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!"
12115, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,Y’know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people’s sex clothes.
12116, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Okay.  Can you give me a little push?
12117, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,"Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married!  I’m not helping."
12118, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Face to face, yeah!"
12119, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"Kinda, but I’ve just been having way too much fun."
12120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Chandler,"Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything."
12121, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,I’ll…I’ll get you later!
12122, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies"
12123, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"I’ve got to talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part."
12124, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,No you’re not! Not to me!
12125, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,Well I’d probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
12126, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game."
12127, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,Yes.
12128, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me."
12129, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Phoebe!!
12130, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,Hurry!
12131, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah.
12132, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,Y’know when I said that because we’re getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
12133, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"No no no, go-"
12134, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"No, I ah, I didn’t do them."
12135, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Yes.
12136, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,Wouldn’t it be easier if we just moved?
12137, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,Oh my God.
12138, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,That is true.
12139, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Ross,"Ross has the blender! Ugh, everything's just falling apart!"
12140, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica," Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!"
12141, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,It's too cold.
12142, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"Uhm... You know, once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seatbelt sign... you feel free to roam about my cabin..."
12143, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?"
12144, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel, What!?
12145, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Yes, you did!"
12146, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,"Okay everyone, think thick."
12147, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,What was that bam?
12148, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Why are you laughing?
12149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
12150, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Didn’t your dad used to call you Pumpkin?
12151, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Nothing. Nothing.
12152, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Yes, but still. They're people…with eyes."
12153, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Phoebe, Hi.
12154, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?"
12155, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,She hot?
12156, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco."
12157, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!"
12158, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,30 seconds.
12159, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,What?!
12160, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
12161, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica, Oh that's an eye removal machine.
12162, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie."
12163, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I’ll try that.
12164, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,Wow! What did he say?
12165, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"No, I barely even got to three Mississippi."
12166, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,What?
12167, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,The lie you just told.
12168, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?"
12169, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Does Ralph mumble when you’re not paying attention?
12170, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Oh.
12171, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,You got it.
12172, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey, Ok... I mean...
12173, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Bye bye.
12174, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"I don’t know, but we’re having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, she’s gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I don’t know! So, you’re all bored?"
12175, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway."
12176, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Y’know uh, you didn’t really have to help me pack."
12177, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him."
12178, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey!
12179, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"Hi, nice to meet you!"
12180, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Huh?
12181, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"Noo!! It’s driving me crazy. I mean every other way he’s like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything."
12182, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Phoebe,"Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever."
12183, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Chandler,Hi! Bye! 
12184, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,Y’know what? I think that’s enough for now. Yeah. I don’t want to be over rehearsed.
12185, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,"No. Is there anyway, anyway you think he’ll understand this?"
12186, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Oh-my-God!
12187, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
12188, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Rachel, I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.
12189, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,"Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking.  He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go."
12190, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh ."
12191, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,Bye-bye.
12192, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"My God, the baby’s kicking. That’s great. Although I…kinda wish I-I would’ve been there to feel the kicking for the first time y’know."
12193, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, Hello?
12194, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Chandler, Coffee house?
12195, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Bye, bye."
12196, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,
12197, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,"No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste."
12198, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,Hi! How are you?
12199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?"
12200, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,So that’s the girl you like.
12201, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!"
12202, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Take it like a man, Ross!"
12203, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross, Okay! All clear!
12204, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!
12205, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Hey Gar!
12206, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,You know those posters for the city free clinic?
12207, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"Thanks, man, big help."
12208, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... "
12209, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!
12210, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Not so much.
12211, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah? That's great!
12212, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it here. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark?"
12213, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe,"Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and y’know you can die. And, you would die!"
12214, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,"I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up."
12215, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Phoebe!
12216, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Chandler,Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
12217, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
12218, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Well that brings me in the loop a little.
12219, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Oh, well I’m uh…"
12220, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,Rachel?
12221, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay. All right. So let’s see, let’s play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, we’ll kick off."
12222, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross," So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?"
12223, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,I want to do it again.
12224, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures."
12225, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,You stole the phone!
12226, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel," Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!"
12227, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"No seriously, y’know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?"
12228, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,So were you guys together a long time?
12229, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock."
12230, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, What do you need?
12231, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"It was totally flirting. ""Somebody got a haircut """
12232, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,You're welcome for a delicious dinner.
12233, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Chandler,"Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves."
12234, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica, You okay?
12235, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!"
12236, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
12237, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,So are we…friends again?
12238, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,No! No I can’t. I mean Rachel’s out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.
12239, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monica’s guest towels?
12240, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,And that makes you angry because…
12241, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite..."
12242, The Hallway," Chandler and Ross are returning from working out,",3,Ross,You bug me.
12243, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"She spit up. Judy! She spi�Judy! Look alive, Judy!  Thank you."
12244, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey,"Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. "
12245, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica,Yeah.  Don't do the dance.
12246, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. It’s like my chance to give something back to the acting community."
12247, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica," Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke."
12248, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
12249, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,...Yeah?
12250, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Ooh.
12251, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,"No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. "
12252, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,"Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel."
12253, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with.  Hey!
12254, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,You spit on me man! 
12255, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!"
12256, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,No. No food with a face.
12257, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
12258, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica, Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Let’s act like we’re on our honeymoon.
12259, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Well, that is a large piece of television equipment.  And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!"
12260, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"Sandy... Hi, we uhm... we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out."
12261, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Okay! 
12262, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,A pajmena?
12263, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,Let's go quicker.
12264, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,I can cook and you can take care of the money.
12265, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Joey,I'm glad we had this little talk.
12266, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"You know what, everything's gonna be okay."
12267, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
12268, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Mmmm.
12269, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
12270, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,Rachel stuff.
12271, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Joey," No, I really have to pee."
12272, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,I made fun of his accent.
12273, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey," Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!!"
12274, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Phoebe’s...
12275, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Nope.
12276, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic."
12277, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
12278, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Uhhhhhh…that-that may be weird.
12279, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"No-no, they're not very nice people."
12280, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
12281, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,Oh-oh!
12282, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"No, no..."
12283, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you."
12284, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Ross!
12285, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all."
12286, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,Okay.
12287, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Chandler,"Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart.  Anybody seen a nipple?"
12288, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,
12289, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Joey,She’s right in there. 
12290, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out."
12291, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,"Well, maybe you wouldn’t have had you  run in the chapel!"
12292, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself."
12293, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,"Uh, okay I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break it down. "
12294, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back."
12295, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Well thanks!
12296, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,"Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!"
12297, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Yeah!
12298, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,Excuse me.  How ya doin'?
12299, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,No.
12300, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,What are you doing?
12301, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, it’s just y’know…"
12302, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Why don’t you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.
12303, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
12304, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,That’s okay. Chandler’s the one I’m mad at.
12305, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!"
12306, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all."
12307, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Well okay, it’s already February and I’ve only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!"
12308, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts..."
12309, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. 
12310, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"Monica, is this true?"
12311, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Permission to veto.
12312, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, ""Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?"" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions."
12313, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,"Well, you were pretty damn good."
12314, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,Hey!
12315, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,Ugh!  What grandmother?
12316, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Come on, take ‘em off!!"
12317, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,"No-no, let me in!"
12318, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!"
12319, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Chandler,Are we in London?
12320, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,Joshua.
12321, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,Oh yeah! 
12322, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Joey,Damnit Phoebe!!
12323, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey,Hey Pheebs?
12324, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,What? They were like this!
12325, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
12326, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I taught me and I love me."
12327, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Chandler,
12328, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Are you sure?
12329, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key."
12330, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Never had that dream.
12331, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,She's cheating on Joey with Ross!
12332, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Ooh, we could end up with nothing."
12333, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,My apothecary table!!!
12334, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey, I don’t think so.
12335, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Monica,Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
12336, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Hey Pheebs, how’s it going?"
12337, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel," That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?"
12338, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross, Okay!!
12339, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Wait! 
12340, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh?  But.. we don't have to go down that road."
12341, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,I don’t know how to play Cups.
12342, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Monica," Okay, now Thanksgiving's over, let's get ready for Christmas. Who wants to go get a Christmas tree?!"
12343, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Hey, you’re right."
12344, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,I gotta go! 
12345, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,I just wish they'd realise they should be together.
12346, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,"Sure, I'll do it with ya."
12347, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"All good, thanks.  Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that’s easier to rhyme?"
12348, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Uh-oh, it was bad?"
12349, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey," Actually, I didn’t know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldn’t have mattered, I’m doing this for the fans, not for the free food."
12350, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,Jeez! What is with you?
12351, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she…she wished me good luck."
12352, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,Oh my…
12353, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way."
12354, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,"Oh God.  Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?"
12355, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
12356, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Oh, that’s mature."
12357, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Phoebe, That’s it! I’m out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
12358, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"Oh he's nice. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog!"
12359, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,Ok.
12360, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Make a wish?
12361, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"What do you want from me, I’ve never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, I’m sorry you can’t stay,  All right, listen, I’ve got to wake up!"
12362, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,"Dude, you should've gone out once and a while."
12363, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!"
12364, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,G-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords?  Oh my God!
12365, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,"Monica, this is Dan  Uh Dan, Monica."
12366, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Chandler,Where’s Mary-Angela?
12367, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,What the hell is this? 
12368, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler," It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex."
12369, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
12370, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica, Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
12371, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, I met this woman. "
12372, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
12373, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!"
12374, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Yeah. What-what are you doing here?
12375, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Why are so mad at him?
12376, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!"
12377, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Oh, I will."
12378, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real  nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area."
12379, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What about the chairs?
12380, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!"
12381, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,"'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!"
12382, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,"Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity."
12383, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!"
12384, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,The meeting with the guy went great?
12385, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross, Hi.
12386, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,After what I did? Can you blame her?
12387, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,"Yeah, she’s been in there all day , uh high fever, a nose problem… Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegm-phlegm-phlegm!"
12388, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe it’ll take your mind off Janice, and if you don’t play, everyone will be mad at you ‘cause the teams won’t be even. Come on."
12389, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!"
12390, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Yes.  Yes!
12391, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,The small one.
12392, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?"
12393, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger."
12394, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,"Oh, come on!"
12395, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
12396, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,"Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich."
12397, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Then what's with all the bananas?
12398, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,Maybe I should open a divorced men’s club.
12399, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Oh! Tell her she’s not marriage material.
12400, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,"Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her."
12401, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Hey-hey, what’s going on?"
12402, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. "
12403, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
12404, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Me? No.
12405, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,What happened?
12406, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don’t have to sell those cookies anymore."
12407, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
12408, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Yeah...
12409, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!"
12410, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"Well honey, what about you?"
12411, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Still nervous?
12412, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,"Thank you soo, much."
12413, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,No.
12414, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica,"Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!"
12415, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
12416, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe," Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!"
12417,,,8,Rachel,
12418, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,Thanks.
12419, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross,"No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives."
12420, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no."
12421, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh God!
12422, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!"
12423, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Okay, either 93 or 76?"
12424, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,What are you up too?
12425, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn’t mean anything.
12426, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,Good! Great! You can go first.
12427, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?!"
12428, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,Is she great or what?
12429, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"Well, I'm off to Carol's."
12430, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,What are you talking about?
12431, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,Hey!
12432, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,Estelle?
12433, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Exactly!
12434, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Bye, Chandler."
12435, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
12436, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Phoebe,Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! 
12437, Outside Mona’s Apartment," Ross is knocking on the door,",8,Ross,Mona? 
12438, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica, That was a terrible throw!!
12439, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff.
12440, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica, Hi guys!
12441, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Chandler?
12442, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! It’s me! It’s me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
12443, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didn’t know what to do."
12444, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Fine, I can do it.  Whew."
12445, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"Actually, I really need…"
12446, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time.  Okay."
12447, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey," Guys! Guys!! You gotta let me nap! Ugh, I’m gonna get cranky!"
12448, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,All right.
12449, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Well then get your money back and return them!
12450, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else."
12451, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Order a pizza like, ‘I forgive you?’"
12452, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,Damn!
12453, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Monica,What took you so long?
12454, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank."
12455, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Oops sorry, my mistake."
12456, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross, Here!
12457, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Not if I get there first.
12458, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Yeah I get that.
12459, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Hey hey! You dye your hair!
12460, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy."
12461, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?"
12462, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Look, we’ve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby.  Oh that’s…now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now."
12463, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what maybe it’s gonna be okay, I mean it’s been a week."
12464, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel, Joey! You never gonna believe it she called. 
12465, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica, Hi!
12466, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay!  I was gonna wait ‘til uh, it was official y’know? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because you’re my best friends."
12467, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?"
12468, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little… Y'know, it didn't have any… It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!"
12469, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,Mine!
12470, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,Hi!
12471, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,Shake it! 
12472, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,"Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York."
12473, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Nothing. 
12474, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!
12475, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,"Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message."
12476, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,Go on.
12477, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Well, we had a little fight."
12478, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work."
12479, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! Wait a minute, it’s been a long time that I’ve been single. How come you never offered this before?"
12480, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,Who wants to make some long distance calls?
12481, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"So uh, now look at the picture…"
12482, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, good! Ok..."
12483, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,Does he?
12484, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"...everyone, this is Chandler!"
12485, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"Still-still, let me come... for me."
12486, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,What?
12487, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejeezus out of him?"
12488, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe," Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!"
12489, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Oh.  Hey, who's Carl?"
12490, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
12491, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
12492, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
12493, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.  Listen, can we please have lunch the next time I’m in the city?"
12494, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,"May I have a word with you, please?"
12495, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half."
12496, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler, What... did you get me there?
12497, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel,I have absolutely no idea.
12498, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Ross,I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!
12499, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
12500, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,"No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?"
12501, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica, Oww!
12502, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it."
12503, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, yeah, that’s the same, I am sure there are thirty different species of poisonous swings!"
12504, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary?  I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want."
12505, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,It could happen.
12506, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"Come on! Come on, it’ll be fun! It’ll make me feel so much better."
12507, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,You're welcome!
12508, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. "
12509, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why..."
12510, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Well then you’d better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! 
12511, The Museum of Prehistoric History  Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?,,5,Ross,
12512, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,Not in the street!!
12513, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
12514, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!"
12515, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,"Hi, honey! I’m home!"
12516, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross, No!
12517, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel,No!
12518, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,Yeah.
12519, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh, dude I’m so sorry!"
12520, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?"
12521, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,Nope.
12522, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
12523, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
12524, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, erotiery!"
12525, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, Okay.
12526, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Okay.
12527, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,It's up to you.
12528, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,No! No! I am not a sex addict!
12529, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler," Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
12530, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Is that why he's acting so weird...? He's jealous...? Oh my God, that is crazy. It's not like I'm attracted to Geoffrey..."
12531, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Why not?
12532, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,Arrrghh!!
12533, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Yes you are!
12534, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross, Oh that’s great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo…
12535, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,"The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother."
12536, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler,We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
12537, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey, London baby!!
12538, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"That’s a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?"
12539, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,Picture? What picture?
12540, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
12541, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,"Joey, what's going on?"
12542, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Rachel,"Och, god.  Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch."
12543, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,What?!
12544, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,Welcome home.
12545, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,You got a little bored?
12546, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!"
12547, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,I don’t know! But he did not eat your face cream!
12548, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,Why not?
12549, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,We need to talk to you about something.
12550, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. . Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!"
12551, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?"
12552, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"That money is mine, Green!"
12553, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"Rift’s. Yeah, I know."
12554, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Well, why didn’t you just take a cab?"
12555, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel, I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called.
12556, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,But you come first!
12557, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,"Sorry I ah, I scared you in there."
12558, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Oh,  holy molly are we in a pickle now."
12559, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"It’s not a big deal. It’s, just it’s right here,  and it’s all the time."
12560, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Mar-klan.
12561, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,Stop!
12562, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,Fine. 
12563, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
12564, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,
12565, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,"Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?"
12566, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Huh.
12567, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel," Ross, what is taking you so long?"
12568, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs."
12569, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
12570, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,He has brown hair.
12571, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I've been around."
12572, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Did you find it?
12573, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe, Hey.
12574, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax."
12575, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon."
12576, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days."
12577, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,I blame London.
12578, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party."
12579, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Diet soda.
12580, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,"Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy."
12581, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,Third one from the left?
12582, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,What?
12583, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?"
12584, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"It’s not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!"
12585, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,You wanna see if we still have it?
12586, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, ""Yippee!"" just ignore me."
12587, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
12588, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my book. There’s nothing with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. "
12589, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class."
12590, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
12591, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"No, you didn’t!"
12592, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Ross, What is that?
12593, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Chandler,My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.
12594, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! She’s amazing. Oh, oh I’m so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!"
12595, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, how long was I watching that woman?"
12596, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Monica,Put it out!!
12597, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
12598, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, now. What?"
12599, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Rach, look!  There he is."
12600, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,Hey!
12601, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,
12602, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"But, but wh-what about us?"
12603, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,What?
12604, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,I totally understand.  Can I just see your bra?
12605, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,Who is it?
12606, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Rach? You wanna come?
12607, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,"So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute."
12608, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know… 
12609, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Okay.
12610, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
12611, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie."
12612, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Ross,"No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. But now you mention it, there was ice there that night... It was the first frost..."
12613, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,But we don’t do that.
12614, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.  Ready? One, two, three, four..."
12615, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,I mean maybe you didn’t hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
12616, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, why not?"
12617, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,Aww that is so cool.
12618, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Well maybe you don’t have to tell him anything.
12619, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hi honey I’m home.
12620, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Mom that’s okay that you didn’t get you a gift!
12621, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,What?
12622, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!"
12623, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!"
12624, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Phoebe,"...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;"
12625, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Not great.
12626, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Wh… wh…what?
12627, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound � and the breasts of a Greek goddess.
12628, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"No, I’m fine. I’m great. I’m with you."
12629, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Ahh…
12630, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, do you know, umm Sipowicz?"
12631, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Are you actually saying these words?
12632, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,"Dr. Long, I’ve been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?"
12633, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, fine, I�ll move. Alright, you don�t have to manhandle me.  Okay. Thank you. Wach."
12634, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel, Hello!
12635, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,Hey!
12636, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,So?!
12637, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe," Ross, how many parents have you lost?"
12638, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica," Y’know what? I-I don’t want a big, fancy wedding."
12639, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! ""Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm""!"
12640, continues," Joey finished everything,",9,Joey,That�s the best birthday ever.
12641, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,You’re not gonna mess it up.
12642, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Monica,"I’m sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!"
12643, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post."
12644, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"No! No, she said you actually proposed to her."
12645, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,I know!!
12646, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,His dancing partner?!
12647, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"Uh, yeah."
12648, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,There it is!
12649, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,"Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out.  Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?"
12650, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That tone will not make me go any faster.
12651, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,I do.
12652, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Oh, this is Monica."
12653, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"No, never done that either."
12654, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,I don't know!
12655, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,"Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla."
12656, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe,It's okay. How's the soup?
12657, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,Thank you. I got a job in advertising. 
12658, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!"
12659, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea."
12660, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,A loser you did it with  298 times!
12661, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"So, uh... what do you think it is about me?"
12662, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,Unbelievable!
12663, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
12664, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,No.
12665, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,You did? How?
12666, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight."
12667, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
12668, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,Hey! Ready to go?
12669, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh. Wow.
12670, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,They torn it down a few days early.
12671, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,Hey Pheebs!
12672, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey," ""I, oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!"""
12673, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"No.  No, no, I'm not ready!  How can I be ready?  ""Hey, Rach!  You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?""  Come on, I can't do this!"
12674, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings."
12675, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!
12676, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Monica," Oh, I'm sorry."
12677, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!
12678, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,What?
12679, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica," Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge."
12680, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,No way! If anything you’ve gotta let me win! My wife thinks I’m a wimp!
12681, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,"Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you."
12682, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,Hey!
12683, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh, it’s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It’s really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese."
12684, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them."
12685, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I do, I believe you."
12686, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ross said he died.
12687, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
12688, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,What?
12689, the hotel conference room,,9,Rachel,"All right! Well, uh...  we're gonna hit the beach?"
12690, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Monica, leave him alone!"
12691, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,This bottle opener. 
12692, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
12693, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,"Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona."
12694, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
12695, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler," I don’t care, she slept with me."
12696, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
12697, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... "
12698, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?"
12699, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,What?! Over a stupid room!
12700, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Joey," Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?"
12701, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel, Hi Daddy.
12702, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother’s cab, but y'know what, I’ll stay."
12703, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No.
12704, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"No, one man for the rest of my life? I don’t know if I can do it! This means I’ll never get to sleep with Joey!"
12705, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Monica,We're gonna have sex.
12706, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven’t been able to say two words to each other."
12707, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I…knew…you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!"
12708, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Yes! We’re getting married?!
12709, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,Yeah!
12710, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,WENUS.  Weekly Estimated Net...
12711, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh but he did say that they found the grandmother wandering down fifth avenue.
12712, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,But it's available now! Isn't it?
12713, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Oh my God. So that’s it?! I only get to bring one guest?
12714, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,and…
12715, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah baby!
12716, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,We sure are.
12717, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"But, I put some honey in it."
12718, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,15? 
12719, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Hey! What’s up?
12720, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Chandler," If I broke up with you, I’d miss you."
12721, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Ross,Actually it’s more like this. 
12722, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Yeah.
12723, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,You know the hotels?
12724, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,Wow!
12725, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Chandler,You slept with the stripper?
12726, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.",8,Monica,
12727, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that."
12728, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,I will think about it.
12729, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,It’s the Knicks!
12730, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together."
12731, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,You’re jokin’ right?
12732, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
12733, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,I can check that for ya.
12734, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Well I’d be scared of them, but all right."
12735, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross," Dude, I need to talk to you a sec."
12736, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Hey listen, why don’t you come downstairs with me? There’s some really nice girls down there."
12737, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,Big day.
12738, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,What the hell is this? 
12739, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!"
12740, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"I know. It’s just y’know usually when you’re, when you’re done with the pregnant thing, y’know, then you get to do the mom thing. I’m gonna be y’know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila."
12741, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,"Well, hey! How about right above the TV? . That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!"
12742, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,Do you want to go out on a date with her?
12743, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great!"
12744, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on!  Here we go.
12745, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,Mike wins?
12746, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,You look beautiful.
12747, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,But y’know what? It just seems that you two belong together.
12748, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,What?
12749, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"Here we go. Mona umm, I think it’s time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us."
12750, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,"Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?"
12751, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? "
12752, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Okay.  Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…"
12753, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,Okay!
12754, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,"Okay, so it wasn’t uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop."
12755, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together!  Oh god, we're really going to move in together!"
12756, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,What's that?
12757, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,"Oh, mine's December..."
12758, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Monica,"You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! "
12759, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,The wedding starts at six.
12760, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan Come in."
12761, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street."
12762, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"Okay, I… "
12763, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"I know. You know, we're just gonna have to figure out a plan tonight. Can you please just take care of her for today?"
12764, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,She is?
12765, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,"Because, I can’t! Ross, I told you, no. I can’t."
12766, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Come on!!
12767, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Water it is.
12768, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,"You’re gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?"
12769, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,It’s time.
12770, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,What?
12771, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel," Okay, stop what you’re doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers....."
12772, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River."
12773, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"Rach, you sure you wanna do this?"
12774, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Joey,I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.
12775, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,You practice losing the Grammies too?
12776, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Thank God!
12777, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,"Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you."
12778, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Oh, don't worry, we'll find them."
12779, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,No.
12780, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!"
12781, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Monica,"Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?"
12782, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
12783, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey, What is that?
12784, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,What?! That’s the first time today!
12785, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device."
12786, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Joey,"Because, Monica, the guy’s so good, and I really, really want this part."
12787, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,What do I smell?  I smell smoke. Huh�did you smoke?
12788, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Oh hey Rach, listen—Hi!"
12789, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Oh my God, we did it! "
12790, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,Only like a month!
12791, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
12792, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"You say ‘Thank you very much,’ and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, we’re gonna put are hands in this bowl, and we’re gonna start squishing the tomatoes."
12793, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe, Whatever! What about you Meg?
12794, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! "
12795, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,"But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story…  You’re roommate in college died didn’t he?"
12796, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
12797, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross, Can I have everyone’s attention please? I’m uh; I’m Ross Geller.
12798, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,What!? You faked it?
12799, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye!  Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now."
12800, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey,"Okay, here we go. Ready?"
12801, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,We are so gonna find them this year.
12802, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"No, they're not."
12803, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"No, no no no. You’ll be fine.  Hillary’s bind, right?"
12804, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Hi, how was your flight? "
12805, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
12806, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,I’m not gonna right to you! That’s not real!
12807, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
12808, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.
12809, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
12810, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"I’m not telling, you’ll have to see it on TV!"
12811, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,Yeah.
12812, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,Oh.
12813, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I’m just having one of those days where you realize you’re in a dead-end relationship!
12814, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,"Well, this must've brought back some really bad memories for you, Ross."
12815, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,I'd lead with that.
12816, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. "
12817, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,You remember when we got these?
12818, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Joey,I didn’t do that! Who would’ve done that?!
12819, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on."
12820, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
12821, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey,Ross! Way to suck up to the family.
12822, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy."
12823, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe,"Eh, better her than me! Hey, let’s bake cookies!"
12824, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,So basically all nuts?
12825, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Hey!
12826, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
12827, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, here’s a good one for ya. Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler."
12828, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,I’m gonna miss you so much.
12829, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"Yes, Joey has a very careful screening process. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails."
12830, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!"
12831, The Roof,,9,Phoebe,"Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? "
12832, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"‘Kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping."
12833, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?"
12834, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!"
12835, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe," Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said."
12836, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,"You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think."
12837, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff..."
12838, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your-  -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture."
12839, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,I can’t!!
12840, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,What?!
12841, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
12842, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,Oh y’know what’s sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
12843, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
12844, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,We really…didn’t get a chance to…
12845, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
12846, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,It’s not on my head.
12847, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
12848, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits."
12849, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Ross,That’s all you’re basing this on?
12850, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head."
12851, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Rachel,"Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk."
12852, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, they’re really great! Aren’t they?"
12853, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, Wow...definitely just Drake...
12854, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,Well he’s tall.
12855, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,"Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think I’m partly at fault. You see, I didn’t, I didn’t tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! So I think it’s better that I stay at Joey’s."
12856, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want."
12857, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,People need juice!
12858, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Joey,"I couldn’t help it, there love is so pure."
12859, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Sorry.
12860, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?"
12861, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
12862, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. "
12863, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Well, why doesn’t he practice with a girl?"
12864, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"Well, well to sum up, we’re having fun, you look young."
12865, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,"Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like."
12866, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks."
12867, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Chandler,What about him?
12868, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey."
12869, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
12870, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica, I can’t believe you’re gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
12871, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,"I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great..."
12872, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?"
12873, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,Oh-ooh!
12874, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!"
12875, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,Does he?
12876, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
12877, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Really? So she said, she didn’t wanna live with me anymore?"
12878, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ll go get one."
12879, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"Hi, Lauren."
12880, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Well umm, oh! I might be teaching another class this semester!"
12881, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe," Ross, thank God."
12882, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler,Why am I looking?
12883, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,Oh!  Which can either mean you’re having a baby or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery!
12884, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,What?!
12885, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,"Hey Joey, want come with me to… are you ok?"
12886, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
12887, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!"
12888, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Chandler,That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
12889, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hi!
12890, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, tell her good luck with that."
12891, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica ,6,Rachel,
12892, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,What does it look like? I'm going home.
12893, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?
12894, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,"Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!"
12895, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,715.  Watch doesn’t work.
12896, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Rachel,"Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- "
12897, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!
12898, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple."
12899, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"Uh yeah, I guess—Yeah! I guess so."
12900, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,"No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg."
12901, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Chandler,"It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family."
12902,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!
12903, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"Oh, please."
12904, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!
12905, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Oh yeah? I guess we'll just see!
12906, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. "
12907, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
12908, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh?"
12909, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Yes, we have something we have to get to."
12910, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,Really? Your work laugh?
12911, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"No it’s not, it’s second."
12912, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Monica,Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit ‘em. I can’t wait. They’re going to be crying so hard. They’re going to be fighting for breath.
12913, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Steps!  You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
12914, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Yeah-ha!
12915, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,You ok?
12916, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!"
12917, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Ok.
12918, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,Hm-mmm! 
12919, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Monica,"Oh, good."
12920, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"Will he know what this is in reference to?  All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye."
12921, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!"
12922, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact ",7,Joey,
12923, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing!
12924, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go."
12925, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Chandler,"And yet, she’s still not hanging up the phone."
12926, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,I’m pretty sure it’s gun.
12927, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Oh no-no-no…
12928, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,Why is everything different?
12929, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"What are you doing here, Santa?"
12930, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel, Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
12931, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Chandler,Please?
12932, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
12933, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
12934, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
12935, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,"Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. "
12936, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,Thank you.  Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!
12937, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you."
12938, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,Would you please go?
12939, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?"
12940, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them."
12941, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Tyrannosaurus!
12942, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,Thanks. 
12943, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,Okay.  Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
12944, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,This is the worst bachelor party ever!
12945, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
12946, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s a tattoo! That’s weird, Phoebe doesn’t… Wait that’s Ursula! That’s not Phoebe that is Ursula!"
12947, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
12948, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"So now, what are you doing here?"
12949, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Yeah, it seemed pretty important."
12950, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe," Bye, fat ass."
12951, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,"That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls."
12952, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Sorry.
12953, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Pssst...
12954, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Rachel,"All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?"
12955, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss."
12956, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe, Hey.
12957, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
12958, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,You really didn’t know?
12959, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food."
12960, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Okay, the last thing…"
12961, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Phoebe,Monica your remote doesn't work.
12962, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Not so much!
12963, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,That's patio furniture!
12964, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Is this because of the burrito thing?
12965, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,What’s that song? It has been in my head all day long.
12966, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
12967, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Hi!
12968, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Hi Janine!
12969, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? He didn’t want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don’t talk to him at all!"
12970, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!"
12971, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Chandler,I don’t think the flash went off.
12972, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?"
12973, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Yay! Emily!
12974, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward."
12975, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Joe?
12976, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,"Come on Monica, it’s our Valentine’s Day. Please? Please-please, please?"
12977, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,"But it’s $2,000."
12978, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'."
12979, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow! Ow!
12980, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!"
12981, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,Why don't you turn them inside ou...
12982, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, she’s so beautiful."
12983, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.
12984, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,"Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land."
12985, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Is there a problem?
12986, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!"
12987, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!"
12988, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"I think I do!  Thank you, Monica."
12989, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,Will you get us better gifts?
12990, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,But why?! I should’ve won one and I really want it and she didn’t even care enough to come to the thing! It could also be a Grammy.
12991, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,Pheebs...
12992, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,"You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there  if you want to check that out."
12993, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Ohh, with who?"
12994, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Monica," Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?"
12995, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Come on in, how are ya?"
12996, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Mike?? Who's Mike?
12997, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,I am now!
12998, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"I’m sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Y’know, you fight, you make up, it’s just the way it works."
12999, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
13000, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Excellent!
13001, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Oh wow, this feels weird."
13002, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over."
13003, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,"Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean what’s more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart."
13004, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Ohh... that wouldn't by any chance be... Joey Tribbiani?
13005, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel, We have apple cinnamon...
13006, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,Hi Alex! 
13007, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,"She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!"
13008, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Chandler,There’s a Phoebe on my sandwich! 
13009, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
13010, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe."
13011, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Chandler,Well this is just sad!
13012, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Monica,"Yeah!  All right, maybe you don’t have to smile. Let’s try something else. Let’s try umm, try looking sexy."
13013, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room."
13014, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"No, no-no, it’s okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work."
13015, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,Excuse me?
13016, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel," Well, I-I guess—I…"
13017, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,"All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category."
13018, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
13019, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him."
13020, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work."
13021, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,Hey you!
13022, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"And Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!"
13023, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat."
13024, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,That’s right.
13025, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, y’know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it’ll be Valentine’s Day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they’re lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody!  I mean, it doesn’t even have to be a big relationship, y’know, just like a fling would be great."
13026, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
13027, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,Yeah?
13028, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, I want to."
13029, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Well okay, so then you’re fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as it’s hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. It’s when the heat goes away, that’s when you’re in trouble."
13030, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica," Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2"", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis."
13031, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey, Hey!
13032, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Ross,Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
13033, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Just a high pitched intimidating noise.
13034, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh that’s great!
13035, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,Nobody.
13036, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio."
13037, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey, For two years!
13038, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,Hey!
13039, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,Go ahead Rach.
13040, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Come here, I want to show you something!"
13041, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?"
13042, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel,
13043, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,"Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?"
13044, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,The way he makes me feel about myself.
13045, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Joey,"Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand."
13046, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross, The red one.
13047, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able.  How much are the boxes?"
13048, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I'm gonna go after her."
13049, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Joey,You’re ready to have a baby? My boy’s all grown up!
13050, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me ""Daddy"" too."
13051, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,Hello.
13052, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that—"
13053, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,No!
13054, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,No!!
13055, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"We have good news, look whose back!"
13056, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Monica’s chicken parm! I’ll take care of it. 
13057, ATM vestibule," the power has come back on,",1,Chandler,"Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life."
13058, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,Oh! Thank you!
13059, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,It’s the theme from Good Will Humping.
13060, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler, I can't believe it! We're here!
13061, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Monica,Wh?! What about my allergies?!
13062, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
13063, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Everybody down! Everybody down! 
13064, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Happy Anniversary, 10 months! "
13065, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Ross,Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
13066, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous."
13067, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows  shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?"
13068, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Not if I get there first.
13069, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,That’s what you said last night.
13070, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Uhh, 11!"
13071, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel," Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?"
13072, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,Its back in cage!
13073, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,"Dude, what'd you have?"
13074, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute."
13075, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Uhuh, uhuh... "
13076, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey," That’s all right. Hey you guys, you know what’s going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, ""Joey, what are you doing with your life?"" stuff. I can say, ""Well, I’m doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"""
13077, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,You dropped it off?
13078, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,"That’s the thing, see I would like to stay in the pribe of mwha-ah-libe."
13079, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Chandler,"Okay, then get the lobster!"
13080, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her."
13081, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Gary.
13082, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Rachel,Hi!!
13083, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?"
13084, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,I did not!
13085, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
13086, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Well, it didn't say ""This is a virus""!!"
13087, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,I can’t think of anything we’re doing.  Why can’t I think of anything we’re doing?
13088, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Ross,"Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?"
13089, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Chandler,Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?
13090, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,I say push her down the stairs.
13091, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Joey, come on! We just went over this! "
13092, The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on,,4,Rachel,Ohhh.
13093, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Oh stop.
13094, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?
13095, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica," Serve the ball, chump!"
13096, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe, Hello?
13097, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Oh my God! I can’t go! I’m gonna be too nervous!
13098, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?"
13099, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh,  get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isn’t too revealing is it?"
13100, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,"But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig."
13101, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something."
13102, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Okay!
13103, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?"
13104, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Yeah. Where were you?
13105, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Hi! Yeah! Tommy’s in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think he’s gonna snap. "
13106, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,"Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight."
13107, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica," Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!"
13108, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Oh yeah? When?
13109, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef."
13110, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,Oof...
13111, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Chandler,Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
13112, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"98. 99. 100. Okay, go!"
13113, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
13114, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"That’s just a lot of big talk, y'know."
13115, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"I mean, you know... Ross and I haven't dated in like... six years..."
13116, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,Oh did you—what did you—did you work for two days straight?
13117, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!"
13118, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica," Wait, did you know it was twins?"
13119, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
13120, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Okay, you know what/ You’re going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up."
13121, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,"Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculpture doesn’t it?"
13122, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,"Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap.  Seriously."
13123, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,"Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table."
13124, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell ‘em you’re not looking for a relationship.
13125, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So…
13126, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
13127, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh wait, oh no. Wait."
13128, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler, Yes?
13129, A Street," Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor,",1,Phoebe,"No, I'm fine."
13130, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,What?
13131, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler, So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
13132, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Chandler,Yes that would have made more sense.
13133, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Chandler,"So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner."
13134, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party."
13135, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,And call me!
13136, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,Ok!
13137, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,How does she do that?
13138, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,"I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. "
13139, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money."
13140, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,Hi.
13141, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Monica,Yeah baby! 
13142, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Yes! Excellent! Perfect score!
13143, Rachel and Joey's," Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters,",10,Joey,That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
13144, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,"Y’know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren’t they?"
13145, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.  I'm fine!"
13146, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,What? Oh my God!
13147, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel,"Remember?! We—come on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops…"
13148, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,Let me finish.
13149, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe, Easy. Step. How did it get on?
13150, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I can’t! I can’t do it!  It’s just gonna freak me out!!!"
13151, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler, Hey!
13152, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Op, op, I’m convinced!"
13153, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Monica! I'm sorry I'm late! 
13154, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler," Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke."
13155, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,Really? A purse?
13156, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,That counts!
13157, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Okay, done."
13158, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says."
13159, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Yeah! You three have a nice Thanksgiving.
13160, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
13161, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Really? Who’s number two?
13162, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Bring it.
13163, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,Chandler! 
13164, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Wha-What did he say that was so funny?
13165, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area."
13166, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,Yes.
13167, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"Okay, just give me the damn drops! "
13168, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Oh that is so sweet!
13169, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Honey, it's gonna be okay."
13170, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,"Yes, please don't spoil all this fun."
13171, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God….What’s he gonna do now? I can’t watch!  Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Aren’t you scared?"
13172, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Uh sweetie, maybe you’d be more comfortable here? "
13173, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey, Hey!
13174, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,I don’t think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. 
13175, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
13176, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. "
13177, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,But Jo’s got a crush on Laurie.  Oh. You mean it’s like a girl-girl thing? ‘Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.
13178, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Phoebe,Does Joey know?
13179, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!
13180, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,You got fake numbered.
13181, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler, What did you do?
13182, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,Where's Rach?
13183, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,You know Paul?
13184, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Phoebe,Have you really done this before?
13185, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe, You wouldn’t let her have a grape?
13186, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Chandler,"Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!"
13187, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Oh.
13188, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey, He's talking to London!
13189, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, Chandler funny?"
13190, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud."
13191, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board."
13192, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy."
13193, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,"If I see him, I’ll ask."
13194, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"What, you didn’t get it? The doctor is a monkey."
13195, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?"
13196, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Monica,Don’t touch her!!
13197, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Because the kids need new shoes.
13198, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Uhm, she has been showing us houses outside of the city."
13199, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Oh, you're so sweet.  Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?"
13200, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,Help! Help!! Help! Help!!
13201, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,That’s right!
13202, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,"I can do it, okay? Come on, let’s go. "
13203, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?"
13204, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Because the winner gets this!
13205, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"No, no no no. You’ll be fine.  Hillary’s bind, right?"
13206, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,What? 
13207, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah?  If I can’t, I’ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit."
13208, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person."
13209, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,And now you want that money back.
13210, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, all right. But y’know I gotta say, I don’t, I don’t think six years counts as an era."
13211, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, dude!"
13212, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Rachel,"Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and...  maybe close your blinds at night."
13213, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too."
13214, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Chandler," No, I’m not!"
13215, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Well, I was gonna let you play with it."
13216, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,
13217, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!"
13218, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Live together? There have been no signs for that.
13219, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Kinda.
13220, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Why?
13221, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Come here, come here. Uh,  ow! Emily, will you marry me?"
13222, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him too!"
13223, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel,"Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it."
13224, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately."
13225, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Big fat goalie.
13226, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. "
13227, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,Yes!!
13228, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!"
13229, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?"
13230, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe, With what?
13231, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica, What are you doing?
13232, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"So, how was the honeymoon?"
13233, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Who invented bifocals?
13234, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,What are you going to make?
13235, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
13236, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh! Oh!
13237, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that."
13238, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Chandler,Fine! Maybe I will too!
13239, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe," Wow! That’s exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman."
13240, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Chandler,I found a dried up seashores.
13241, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!"
13242, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,Stop it! Stop it no! That’s not fair! Y’know I can’t resist that beautiful voice!
13243, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,"Although, don’t feel like you can’t visit."
13244, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,I have to be up in seven minutes.
13245, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
13246, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your  special someone?
13247, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Why?
13248, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,Hey.
13249, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica,"Yeah, that we totally understand. Dating is hard."
13250, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,How about those three pointers?
13251, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Monica, I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!
13252, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go."
13253, The Hotel," Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding,",7,Rachel,"Yeah! Yeah. They’re…they’re-they’re my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus."
13254, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work..."
13255, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Are you gonna change yours?
13256, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
13257, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,How could you not tell me that she has hair?
13258, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,Nice to meet you.
13259, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Why not?! I’d be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh I see.
13260, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,You think?
13261, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel, Done!
13262, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Chandler,"Well, then, I might as well offer to stay."
13263, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
13264, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Thank you.  Hey Pheebs!
13265, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe, Sure.
13266, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,What are they? 
13267, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,"Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!"
13268, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Okay.
13269, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,Yes indeedy!  With a beautiful view of...
13270, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this."
13271, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Chandler, I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
13272, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,I know.
13273, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,Yeah?
13274, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,A pharmacist. 
13275, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's… Y'know there's—no you may not!"
13276, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Joey,But I made cards!!
13277, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,A little bit.
13278, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,"No, no, with him.  I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me."
13279, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Wow!
13280, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,"Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?"
13281, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half, stole my car."
13282, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,Authorization? I don't need that. I'm gonna put everything back.
13283, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Hi, come on in."
13284, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,"No, you're the best."
13285, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Wait, I think I know someone who does that."
13286, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,"All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca."
13287, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Well then why can’t I see it?
13288, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
13289, The Museum of Prehistoric History  threw my sandwich away!,,5,Ross,
13290, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,Let's celebrate with some maple candy!
13291, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Phoebe, Love....
13292, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,"You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat."
13293, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,This is beautiful!
13294, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,Umm…
13295, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?"
13296, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,"Okay, well it this bed isn’t new, how come there is plastic on the mattress?"
13297, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,…co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didn’t handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
13298, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.
13299, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"She's not- past, she's present, she's back."
13300, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Yeah.
13301, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party."
13302, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Joey, Whoa.
13303, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.
13304, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Ahh. Thank you!
13305, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross," Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services."
13306, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"Okay but that’s why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil it’s Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey"
13307, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel," No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you?"
13308, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,I would—Sequoia?
13309, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,Ewwwww!
13310, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Well...  no.
13311, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,There’s sooo much you don’t know.
13312, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey," Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!"
13313, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"I know I told you, it’s a really big problem."
13314, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,"Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! "
13315, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,"Well, you could wait ‘til I go to the dentist, maybe I’ll kill him."
13316, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,"Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different."
13317, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, honey! Don’t get up! What do you need?"
13318, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,Wow!
13319, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"When, when did—how, how did you…"
13320, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm
13321, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
13322, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,Gotta go! 
13323, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks I
13324, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,Don’t!! 
13325, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Joey,Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
13326, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Monica,What are you guys doing? 
13327, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?"
13328, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,What?!
13329,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"Ugh, Let's just cut her out!"
13330, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak.  But to hell with that bitch."
13331, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
13332, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,"Oh, thank you, sir… or man-who's-two-years-younger-than-me "
13333, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica, Does anybody wanna split this with me?
13334, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,Yes! It’s flown into your blouse and you’d better undo your buttons lest it sting you!
13335, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...?"
13336, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,"Yeah, right."
13337, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,I guess. Why? Who's she with?
13338, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-I’m not playing with this guy, now."
13339, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica," Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over."
13340, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,You're on!
13341, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"But, but wh-what about us?"
13342, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s with the tackling?
13343, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?"
13344, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,She sent the chicken back again?!
13345, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica, This is great! Now she’s gonna be mad at Rachel! Y’know what? And I’m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.
13346, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Well, honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean I've got an actual rocket scientist here."
13347, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun."
13348, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,"No, it’s not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I don’t have a lead. Okay, y'know what, I’m just gonna, I’m just gonna call Gunther and I’m gonna tell him, I’m not quitting."
13349, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind."
13350, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!"
13351, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,"Honey, why don’t you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you."
13352, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,You really thought it was perfect?
13353, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What the hell are doing?!!
13354, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross, We’re just gonna be friends.
13355, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,"Listen Rachel, I feel really bad about—What are you doing? "
13356, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call."
13357, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!!  Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!"
13358, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?
13359, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,What is that? 
13360, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for."
13361, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Guess what?
13362, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Oh thanks!
13363, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,What's that supposed to mean?
13364, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,So are you gonna tell him?
13365, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, and you don’t mind if I call, because you only want good things for me."
13366, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Yeah. What time are you meeting her?
13367, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken.  Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson."
13368, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Rachel,"Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?"
13369, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,I’m not your garbage man. I’m your mailman.
13370, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"It’s interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?"
13371, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Star in a movie.
13372, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,How much did you pay for that?
13373, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross," Joey, I'm a little shy."
13374, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?"
13375, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
13376, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Phoebe,Why?! What’s happening to the coffee house?! 
13377, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites."
13378, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,I'm smarter than him!
13379, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him."
13380, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,"It’s just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasn’t called. Not that I even care, y'know."
13381, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Eh! There you go.
13382, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Uh, yeah, yeah I'll, I'm right behind you."
13383, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures."
13384, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?"
13385, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Monica,I can’t believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
13386, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,It’s 930 in the morning!
13387, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
13388, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,Noooooo!! 
13389, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,"Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss."
13390, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,No. Why?
13391, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross, Nah.
13392, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,Uh…Cookie?
13393, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Joey, NO!"
13394, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,Looks like a fun gang. 
13395, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Hey! 
13396, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!"
13397, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"No, no, we will. We just won’t tell her she messed up."
13398, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe."
13399, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey," Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?"
13400, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Joey,"Oh, just had a baby."
13401, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, I’ve got to walk out of here right now, ‘cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I don’t think I could do it again."
13402, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,I’m sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.
13403, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"No, no, I knew ."
13404, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"Uh, would you stop it with that already?!"
13405, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were."
13406, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,No. Why?
13407, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, I’m gonna eat like, y’know millions of cows."
13408, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,What’s wrong?
13409, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Well…
13410, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross,"Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?"
13411, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,"Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the-  -the bus stop... I'm fine."
13412, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now."
13413, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Well, I suppose I’d have to say you!! But, what if we’re watching a movie in here?"
13414, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.",7,Rachel,
13415, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,She was kidding about that right?
13416, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie."
13417, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,That's the door. He's gone...
13418, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe," It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you..."
13419, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,"Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can’t believe my brother’s getting married! And in London! It’s so romantic!"
13420, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,How good is that?
13421, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,Yeah well unless we tell him.
13422, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Yeesh, what’d you do about it?"
13423, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. "
13424, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler, What a geek!
13425, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,No.
13426, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Well, you’re gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we’re switching it back! There’s nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?"
13427, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah?
13428, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,What’s up?
13429, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing her holiday song,",4,Phoebe," ""Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap."
13430, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"Hey, what are you doing?"
13431, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got.  See, she's fully dressed, right?"
13432, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?"
13433, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Rachel,We got some really great stuff!
13434, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"Okay, bye."
13435, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it."
13436, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen."
13437, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.
13438, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Noo! Oh God we did—we didn’t, we didn’t uhh…"
13439, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,"Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?"
13440, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,But I love swing music!
13441, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?"
13442, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,Hey! I got you a present!!
13443, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"Well  I’m wanna hear it, because she keeps doing this."
13444, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's m-i-i-ne!
13445, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,Who is Maria?
13446, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,What?
13447, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Monica,Chandler’s making his sex face.
13448, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,-Peaches?
13449, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
13450, Lydia's Hospital Room," Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well,",1,Joey," Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?"
13451, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, I like swimmer’s bodies!"
13452, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"No, why?"
13453, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Monica,"Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. "
13454, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Did he give you that whole ""You're-not-up-to-this"" thing again?"
13455, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,I'm gonna tell Mom.
13456, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Okay, hey, museum geeks, party’s over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parent’s basement. All right.  Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right."
13457, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom."
13458, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe, Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.
13459, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Joey, You okay man?
13460, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"See, honey, there’s—"
13461, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"No, not here. Maybe here."
13462, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Ross,"Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?"
13463, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!"
13464, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,Good.
13465, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,Wow!! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?
13466, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Uh, hey!"
13467, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Joey, Hey! He beat ya.
13468, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"Hey, Monica, wow you’ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour."
13469, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
13470, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Monica,What?
13471, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler, Hey!
13472, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,If that.
13473, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Uhuh. Because I'm a single mother, supporting my two children."
13474, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Monica, Pete! Pete!! That guy’s pretty huge!
13475, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girl’s number.
13476, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel, YES! Sandy you're hired.
13477, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Marcel?!
13478, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Ow...Oh Gosh!
13479, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Okay. 
13480, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh.. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours."
13481, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,Yeah.
13482, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Hey!
13483, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel," Okay, I’m stopping now."
13484, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Here you go!
13485, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Did you at least win the contest?
13486, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,
13487, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,Yeah.
13488, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Well if people don’t know they shouldn’t just guess!
13489, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's…"
13490, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross, You don’t-you don’t want to hear about my dream Officer…Pretty?
13491, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up!  And now we're back."
13492, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody."
13493, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say ""yes"" but I know she really wants to be with you!"
13494, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,Hi!
13495, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"So, how are you?"
13496, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,Ahhh.
13497, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe," Oh, thanks."
13498, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
13499, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,He took my essence!
13500, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He's right there!"
13501, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica," Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!"
13502, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Oh, my first love!"
13503, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,
13504, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
13505, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Rachel,My mommies love me. That's clever.
13506, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,....and....
13507, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Nope! Every once and a while I just scream stuff at the TV.
13508, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe."
13509, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Yeah but Phoebe…
13510, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Make a wish?
13511, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when they’re done with them they just send ‘em back.
13512, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,"Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can’t believe my brother’s getting married! And in London! It’s so romantic!"
13513, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"All right!!! Okay!! All right! Okay-okay, I gotta get started on my speech! Oh, wait a minute, Internet ministers can still have sex right?"
13514, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, O K.
13515, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Good, good, good, good, good. "
13516, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,Hey! Hi!
13517, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there.  Joey was there too."
13518, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh wow! What now Ross you’re not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know.  What are you doing?!"
13519, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous."
13520, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,"So you’re just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?"
13521, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me."
13522, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,"No, Beth doesn’t die, she doesn’t die. Does she Rachel?"
13523, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I’ve got you, me, and Chandler and I’m gonna invite Gunther ‘cause, well, we’ve been talking about this pretty loud."
13524, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,Yeah.
13525, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Take it like a man, Ross!"
13526, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Come on! Look just-just tell—let her know that you really want them to be there. Let’s not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years."
13527, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,And was the curse lifted?
13528, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler," Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!"
13529, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!"
13530, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Joey,I really made you think about that thing uh?
13531, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,"See you later, Gene."
13532, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,Saraaah.
13533, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Phoebe,You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
13534, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,"Okay Rach, but…"
13535, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
13536, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,"well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so.  You kissed me."
13537, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross don’t…
13538, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe, Please.
13539, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Chandler,You're watching a football game at a funeral?
13540, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it."
13541, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards."
13542, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, yeah, well I wanted to give Emily a big American good-bye cheer. So okay!  Ready! Okay! Gimme an ‘E!’"
13543, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,What about the time I said we were on a break?
13544, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,
13545, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Really?!
13546, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse."
13547, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Paul, is it?"
13548, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,people  so why you all dressed up.
13549, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"That’s what that was?! ‘Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me."
13550, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, You owe me 20 bucks.
13551, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Hard 8?! We should call it easy 8!
13552, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe."
13553, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, damn it!"
13554, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,How's the maniac?
13555, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,I like her so much!
13556, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,My parents spent the money for our wedding!
13557, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?"
13558, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler, Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
13559, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Yep, that's my audition."
13560, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler, Shovely Joe!
13561, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler,Uhh… Yeah sure.  Click!
13562, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Uh sure, sure."
13563, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx."
13564, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.
13565, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and..."
13566, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball."
13567, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,All the time!
13568, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!"
13569, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe, Please don’t die!
13570, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Bing's weird.
13571, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"You think?! God, I, ah, I’m in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel’s all like, ‘I love you and, and let’s work on this.’ And all I can think about is, ‘What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?’ when I tell her what I did."
13572, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.
13573, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Hi. I’m uh, I’m Ross. I don’t, I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Monica’s older brother."
13574, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,No!
13575, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldn’t be awkward!
13576, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Hm?
13577, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.
13578, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid."
13579, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,God how long do you think that’s gonna last?
13580, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,What?
13581, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica, In…in two weeks.
13582, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,Oh Phoebe!
13583, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"I got married!  Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing."
13584, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,I’m sayin’ I see a difference.
13585, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"It’s not a date, okay. I’m just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has."
13586, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Nothing.
13587, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
13588, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,"I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair.  All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts."
13589, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,What do we do?
13590, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Awful, absolutely awful. "
13591, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I can’t, I can’t even believe her! No, y’know what, I am, I am gonna go!"
13592, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel, Huh?
13593, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
13594, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,What are you mad at me for?!
13595, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
13596, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Yeah!
13597, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,It happened in London.
13598, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it."
13599, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler," Look at these videos. You know, I mean, who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke... Oh my God!"
13600, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,He offered me one.
13601, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!"
13602, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, ""Wow, those guys are crazy!"" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time."
13603, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,"Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We’ve been on the road six hours and you’ve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!"
13604, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I bet he can.
13605, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"You don’t want to believe me, I’m Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny… "
13606, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,So when do we get to meet the guy?
13607, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
13608, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica," Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?"
13609, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Chandler,"I walk into a room and he won’t even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words."
13610, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Hey.
13611, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,"Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?"
13612, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"Enough said, I'm there for you man. Where is she, upstairs?"
13613, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Joey,"Now, what do you say?"
13614, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,Dude!
13615, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Hi!
13616, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
13617, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
13618, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler," Oh-no-no-no! Don’t! Don’t! See-see, you’re getting me confused, I’m starting to urn."
13619, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
13620, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross," Okay, fine! Pheebs?"
13621, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,What?!
13622, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,I think just the annulment for today.
13623, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"So you need someone who knows fashion, to tell you what looks good."
13624, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Y’know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
13625, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,…co-founded. Co-founded the club was because I was insanely in love with you. Obviously I didn’t handle it very well. But if you think about it the I Hate Rachel Club was really the I Love Rachel Club.
13626, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel, come here.  Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack."
13627, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah I know! I miss that.
13628, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Ooh!
13629, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
13630, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?"
13631, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, ""I will always be with you,"" and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside."
13632, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Yes.
13633, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Can I ask you a question?
13634, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,That sounds perfect!
13635, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Well…
13636, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, cups."
13637, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Uhuh.
13638, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,"No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means ""you're gonna get eaten by a bear""."
13639, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Y’know, I-I—you’ve done a lot of stupid stuff too! Okay?"
13640, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,Anybody lose this? 
13641, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
13642, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,"Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something."
13643, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  Uh, huh. Excuse me, I’m sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats."
13644, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,"That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?"
13645, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Yeah, it’s this great part, this boxer named Nick. And I’m so, so right for it, y'know, he’s just like me. Except he’s a boxer, and has an evil twin."
13646, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,Why not?
13647, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"Oh, Danny just went into room 217."
13648, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"The part I want to audition for is a fireman, this is so meant to be!"
13649, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now."
13650, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,Uh-oh. 
13651, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you."
13652, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler, There he is!
13653, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"Oh, god. "
13654, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out."
13655, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Look, she only suspects something okay? She doesn’t know for sure, so just throw her off the track."
13656, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,I got off the plane.
13657, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,
13658, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Monica,We should get over there and see if she's okay. 
13659, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Oh good...
13660, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly.."
13661, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,We’re not actors.
13662, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,"Cheese you say? That’s some pretty smelly work, huh Don?"
13663, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,What?!!
13664, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin’ chips is like stretching.
13665, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"Sting’s son, seven years old and there’s a picture."
13666, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"Thanks, I’m glad you see it that way."
13667, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel," Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing."
13668, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Now, it’s not wrapped because I just, just finished it."
13669, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh Willie’s still alive!
13670, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica, We had a characturist!
13671, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,Nope.
13672, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ooo! Oh, I forgot they made sheets!"
13673, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you didn’t have to come in with me."
13674, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that’s as good as garbage?"
13675, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,"Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. "
13676, Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?"
13677, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay."
13678, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey,But it really…
13679,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!
13680, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo—it's—it's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary "
13681, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey, did you my face cream?"
13682, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Hi Whitney.
13683, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Yeah?
13684, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, ""What were you thinking?"""
13685, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,Very!
13686, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! "
13687, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts."
13688, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
13689, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise."
13690, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,Oh!  That’s fine.
13691, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Well, it matters to me."
13692, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica," ""Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."""
13693, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"All right, you got it."
13694, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!"
13695, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Chandler,"Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house."
13696, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you!
13697, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy!  Stupid closet full of bugs!"
13698, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Joey,I *love* my job.
13699, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, what is it?"
13700, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I can’t. I got a date."
13701, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
13702, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isn’t perfect? Everything isn’t magical? Everything isn’t a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!"
13703, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel,"Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with..."
13704, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"Oh well, you don’t want to do that now?!"
13705, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,Y’know I blame Ross for this.
13706, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, so it’s probably just the Ross thing then."
13707, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?"
13708, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,It didn’t.
13709, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,I’m not saying that I’m a lesbian! I’m just saying that this happened!
13710, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,You just carry that around?
13711, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,What? They were like this!
13712, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,"The reactor’s gonna blow in three seconds, we’re never gonna make it!"
13713, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had."
13714, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,"Cool, thanks."
13715, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Well okay, so then you’re fine. The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone. Okay? So as long as it’s hot onstage you got nothing to worry about. It’s when the heat goes away, that’s when you’re in trouble."
13716, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Okay.
13717, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,Uh-huh. 
13718, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,Phoebe! 
13719, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Oh, and guess what, I got an audition for All My Children."
13720, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"
13721, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, is the play over?"
13722, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Look at you! How, how do you feel?"
13723, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,"Excuse me, I don’t want Greg and Jenny’s rejects."
13724, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Monica,"No, there is no way! It can not be Ross!  Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!"
13725, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Monica,You do know that was me who just said that right?  Hey. As long as we’re both up…
13726, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler," Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!"
13727, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Rachel,What the hell is that?!! 
13728, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Monica," Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big…"
13729, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. "
13730, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,"Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers."
13731, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes,  I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler."
13732, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Phoebe,Remembered what?
13733, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Chandler,Yes.
13734, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Dude, dude! I think you're losing it."
13735, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,"Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's—Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new."
13736, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, no, I just have to talk to someone."
13737, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Yeah.  I bet you can’t guess what color my tonsils are? I’ll bet the apartment!
13738, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Ross,Hey!
13739, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Phoebe,That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!
13740, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no."
13741, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler,"Don’t worry, I’m brave! I am brave! I…I am brave!  Can you tell me who is there please?"
13742, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, ""So, where is this going?"""
13743,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.
13744, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,Well…
13745, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"We did have fun, didn't we?"
13746, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Something just brushed up against my right leg!
13747, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing."
13748, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both."
13749, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss."
13750, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this?  Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?"
13751, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Well umm, maybe we could uhh…  Ah-ha! Too slow!!"
13752, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Okay!  So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?"
13753, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe, Yes, I typed that earlier, We’re seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing,",7,Ross,You know the song! Sing along!
13754, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,Monica did it?
13755, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Well, let’s see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple."
13756, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"That money is mine, Green!"
13757, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,Sur-surprise.
13758, Joey's apartment," Joey is showing Phoebe around,",6,Joey,This right here is where I keep the pizza. 
13759, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Rachel,You’re out of Diet Coke.
13760, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Phoebe," Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!"
13761, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Thank you.
13762, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,You too!
13763, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?"
13764, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,Oh hi!
13765, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"But, I love you."
13766, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel," Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?"
13767, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,-Peaches?
13768, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Is that a real thing?
13769, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Monica,"Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?"
13770, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,No!
13771, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Ross,Okay!! Okay!!
13772, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,Six months? Whoa that’s rough.
13773, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,"Well, I’ll-I’ll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…"
13774, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,"Oh-ho, look what I got Julio."
13775, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,Doctor Connelly just called.
13776, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
13777, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. "
13778, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"So look umm, while we’re st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?"
13779, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,So I don’t wanna be just anybody.
13780, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Oh... okay, just hide!"
13781, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey, I don't know.
13782, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? 
13783, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,And that’s just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.
13784, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Monica,"If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. They’ve been taping those people up there all day."
13785, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing."
13786, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Okay.
13787, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
13788, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18."
13789, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,There has got to be a way!
13790, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,"I have no moves.  Oh y’know what? I’m sorry, this is just too weird."
13791, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,And; people thinking it’s huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder.  Which we are not!
13792, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross,All right.  The official rulebook of Fireball.
13793, Ross',,9,Rachel,I thought it was Ross.
13794, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Joey,Me too.
13795, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross," Joey, I'm a little shy."
13796, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you don't want me on the trip?"
13797, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,"Please, don’t take away my cool thing. Please?! Pretty please?!"
13798, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok."
13799, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Was his question what’s more boring than him?
13800, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross," Y’know, he hums when he pees!"
13801, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Oh yes, and that’s what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one."
13802, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Monica,"Oh, well don’t take it to the same place you took the stereo, ‘cause they’ve had that thing for over a week."
13803, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,I like our way. Oh!  Chess!
13804, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, you guys have to make a wish."
13805, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding."
13806, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,How you doing?
13807, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,No!
13808, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. Wait, do you know how you’re going to stall her?"
13809, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Y’know actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. "
13810, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy."
13811, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Oh it’s water under the bridge, forget it!"
13812, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,Guess where they are?
13813, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it."
13814, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel, I-I-I-I’m just…I’m just a good kisser!
13815, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica," Bonjour, monsieur."
13816,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh!  Have you ever done that?"
13817, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Fine!
13818, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,
13819, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right here’s the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm,  tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere…"
13820, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I don’t need it."
13821, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,That's what our friends call us.
13822, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they don’t even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
13823, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,Did she call?
13824, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Monica,How cool is this?! We know three down! I’m touching three down! 
13825, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Y’know, I never thought I’d say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies.  What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me."
13826, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,Excuse me.
13827, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,"Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks."
13828, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Hey, did you stop by here?"
13829, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
13830, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
13831, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff."
13832, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this."
13833, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Chandler," Oh, I’ll go out and get you some."
13834, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"Okay, I think I might know why my parents don’t like you."
13835, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I-I got a crisis."
13836, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,Uh-huh.
13837, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Oh... Italy, I think."
13838, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Oh.
13839, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,"No! No! Phoebe, come on! I don’t want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!"
13840, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Joey,"All right, that’s it! He cannot do this to Phoebe.  But, is he a big guy?"
13841, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,Wow! Monica!
13842, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,Good. So what were you thinking?
13843, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,"‘Cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends."
13844, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning."
13845, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Chandler,Yeah! You wanna come?
13846, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica," Well, it matters to me!"
13847, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?
13848, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Chandler,"Well, then, I might as well offer to stay."
13849, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I get it!
13850, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,I guess if everybody else is...
13851, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with! Y’know, the next time we see them we’re just gonna tell them. Okay? That’s it."
13852, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross," ""There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct…"""
13853, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,"Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay—and F.Y.I she must’ve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, ""I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass."""
13854, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,Okay. 
13855, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey," Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!"
13856, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,"Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin’ out the Chan-Chan man!"
13857, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio."
13858, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler," Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!"
13859, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
13860, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Hey Rach...
13861, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! 
13862, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Monica, You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!
13863, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you."
13864, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"So, what are you gonna do?"
13865, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Monica," Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?"
13866, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"No, you don’t have to, and you can’t because I live here too."
13867, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
13868, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Oh thank God!
13869, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."
13870, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,What is the emergency?!
13871, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Phoebe,
13872, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Rach look, I really don’t think that’s such a great…"
13873, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,I can’t believe no one believes me!
13874, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,Where are they? Where are they?
13875, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Uh honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control…"
13876, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? It’s here."
13877, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica."
13878, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,Come on more!
13879, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren."
13880, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,Whatever.
13881, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Ooh...I hear that's bad.
13882, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, how well you know me..."
13883, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,
13884, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah I mean it’s probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there."
13885, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! 
13886, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,Hi!
13887, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Phoebe,He’s alive! He’s a-live!!!
13888, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
13889, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Chandler,That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic.
13890, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
13891, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves."
13892, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,Just washing the windshield. 
13893, The ride along,,5,Chandler,"Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?"
13894, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"Well, howdya feel?"
13895, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"Hm huh, yeah."
13896, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
13897, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,"Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said ""yes."""
13898, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!"
13899, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler," Uh, uh."
13900, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,We're getting the house.  We're getting the house.
13901, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler, Sure...
13902, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Pierce Brosnan?
13903, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,"Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women."
13904, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I know, I do. I really do."
13905, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,"Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins."
13906, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,What?
13907, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica’s Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues.  But Pete’s just doing this because he has a crush on me."
13908, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,I just had a rough night.
13909, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Yeah?
13910, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,You’re Spudnik.
13911, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel," Now wait a minute, I’ve got one more thing I have to say to you…oh right! Shut up!"
13912, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Monica,"Umm, listen there's something I think you should know."
13913, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"No, why?"
13914, Central Perk,,9,Joey,I need to talk to you about Charlie.
13915, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,So what's it gonna be? 
13916, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
13917, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.
13918, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Okay.
13919, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Stripping!
13920, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Trying to date this woman.
13921, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind."
13922, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey, Get down!
13923, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,Ross!!
13924, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
13925, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up."
13926, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I’m just doing it for you guys."
13927, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, ""Must go out today,"" and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy."
13928, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh, go on."
13929, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,"Okay, then I'm Swedish..."
13930, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,"What, so what are you gonna tell him?"
13931, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?"
13932, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
13933, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Well hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff, right?"
13934, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything."
13935, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Hot stuff?",8,Ross,
13936, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel," Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time."
13937, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but now see you're crying!"
13938, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?
13939, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"And, uhh, maybe the watering can there."
13940, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel, Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
13941, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,What?! Why?!
13942, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,You broke the pact!
13943, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?"
13944, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop."
13945, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,Hi.
13946, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel, Hey Pheebs.
13947, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"Joey, you know you don’t actually have one."
13948, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,Yeah. Okay.  I almost forgot this was on your…
13949, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,No it's not!
13950, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,OK!
13951, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,Ohh—Do you think he will?!
13952, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,
13953, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe, Oh?!
13954, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Monica,"Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk..."
13955, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Ross,"Oh, I’m just over here with Ben. I thought we’d say hi."
13956, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining."
13957, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,Where?
13958, Central Perk,,9,Joey," Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?"
13959, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,Hey! High-five! 
13960, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Monica,Ohh. And I don’t even have a date.
13961, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"So, did I hear Poconos?"
13962, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,I can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
13963, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth?  Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out"
13964, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,"Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. "
13965, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know?  but it was worth it just to be there looking at you."
13966, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,"what, how do we know, we never slept with you."
13967, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!"
13968, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?"
13969, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Ross,"Joey, uh- OMnipotent."
13970, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel," Dear losers, do you really think I’d hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they’d break you."
13971, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey, Yes.
13972, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"Because, I’m too afraid."
13973, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Yeah! Come on.
13974, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Phoebe,"Did I miss it, did I miss it?"
13975, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"Good for you, Joey."
13976, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,"Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, "
13977, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,What?
13978, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Rachel,Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.
13979, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I was?
13980, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,No.
13981, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it."
13982, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
13983, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Chandler," Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream."
13984, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,Okay. 
13985, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"You don’t understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, I’m not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?"
13986, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
13987, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Joey,Yep.
13988, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,"Honey, isn’t it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?"
13989, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
13990, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude."
13991, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Monica, Oh my God.
13992, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Oh.
13993, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Look, we’ve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby.  Oh that’s…now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now."
13994, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Noooo!!!!
13995, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.
13996, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,We fell asleep! That is all.
13997, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Ursula!  Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe!"
13998, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Chandler,She was not good. Not good.
13999, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room."
14000, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Monica,No! No-no they’re not. They’re still very angry! But y’know Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet.
14001, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,One of the babies is kicking.
14002, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,Just once!
14003, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!"
14004, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Like finding money with naked people on it!
14005, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Monica,Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
14006, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,And it looks like she put makeup on her!
14007, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?
14008, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Okay, you are totally making this up."
14009, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice…"
14010, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Chandler," ""Big guy?"""
14011, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey, Hello.
14012, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,I know what it did! Nothing.
14013, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Well, I guess that's it."
14014, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Here we go.  Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…"
14015, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,"What?! Are you crazy? You just had Ross’s baby! It’s-it’s so inappropriate. No, it’s worse than that. It’s wrong. It’s… It is bigger than mine! "
14016, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Joey, Hey Ross. It’s Joey. There’s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you’d know something about it.
14017, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
14018, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"I don’t know! I don’t—maybe you’re feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought you’d get married first! Maybe you can’t stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!"
14019, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,Hey!
14020, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey, Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
14021, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel, Okay.
14022, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler, Here.
14023, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Chandler,"Man, if only you’d gotten here sooner. "
14024, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Thank you.  Hey Pheebs!
14025, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Okay. Um… is he a good guy?
14026, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross," Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friend’s mother."
14027, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!"
14028, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,Tails!
14029, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey," Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie."
14030, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,You too.
14031, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Ross,I just didn’t see the fast song coming.
14032, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,"Eh, somebody’s in a good mood!"
14033, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Are you gonna change yours?
14034, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross, Fascinating.
14035, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom..."
14036, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah. Sure. 
14037, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,You sure?
14038, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! "
14039, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey, Growth!
14040, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, everybody does! I’m a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didn’t even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and I’m just, I’m gonna do the same thing to you."
14041, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin."
14042, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,"That’s right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you don’t want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!"
14043, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,...And then he burst into flames.
14044, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Joey,Oh! 
14045, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yeah, I'm sure."
14046, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,I'm just cleaning up.
14047, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that’s not gonna happen."
14048, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Ross," Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that."
14049, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey, Hey-hey!
14050, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"I mean, look-look today you escaped  death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?"
14051, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.
14052, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?"
14053, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight."
14054, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?"
14055, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m gonna pass. ‘Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies."
14056, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, how was last night with Julio, senorita?"
14057, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
14058, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,"Yeah, okay."
14059, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Right. 
14060, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,You and Rachel.
14061, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,Was he crying?
14062, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Clearly you don’t want people to see this tape. Now I don’t want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don’t people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?"
14063, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Chandler, control your woman!"
14064, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here’s what we do, we-we forget it happened."
14065, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,All right! 
14066, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross, Gunther?!
14067, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Did-did you take these back?
14068, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Run, Phoebe, run!"
14069, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,Told ya. 
14070, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will!"
14071, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,I don’t know! 
14072, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,Isn't that cute?
14073, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,"Oh no, you-you don't understand. Ugh, this is so silly. Umm, this is all because of a sandwich."
14074, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,What?
14075, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing."
14076, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language."
14077, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
14078, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Two!
14079, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross, Are you hot?
14080, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Oh good.
14081, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe, Je m'appelle Claude.
14082, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,Ok.
14083, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Joey, Anybody gonna eat that?
14084, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,...Yeah.
14085, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"Honey, I’m gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case."
14086, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. "
14087, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal."
14088, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
14089, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked."
14090, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,"Aw. Hey, Pheebs, want this? "
14091, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I’ll get it. "
14092, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. Hi new dad. "
14093, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, why not?"
14094, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
14095, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?"
14096, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me."
14097, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,"Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… "
14098, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Mint!
14099, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible."
14100, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,now I feel terrible this is all my fault.
14101, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,But we don't do that.
14102, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Yeah?
14103, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,"Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it."
14104, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,That’s not true! 
14105, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther!  I mean, he's nice, he's cute."
14106, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this  replica.
14107, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, but try and get Joey too."
14108, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... 
14109, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Rachel,Come on!
14110, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,"Oh, I embarrass you?"
14111, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Me too.
14112, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Hey!
14113, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,
14114, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey,"Y’know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn’t give you real names either."
14115, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!"
14116, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?"
14117, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?"
14118, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Hey, you know what might help?"
14119, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,I can’t believe it.  Can I tell you something? I’m a little mad at him now.
14120, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"That uh, that is my roommate Rachel."
14121, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,Yes. Right where?
14122, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
14123, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, you’ll be fine. "
14124, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,What?!
14125, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,When did you go to a sperm bank?
14126, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Yeah!
14127, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,"Well, Joey probably thinks I’ll just embarrass him. Y’know, he thinks I’m some kind of a soap opera nut—Which I’m not! I’m not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan.  And uh, and that your-your dog’s name is Wally. Well look at that, I’m just stroking your arm."
14128, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,What?
14129, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know  Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch."
14130, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Rachel,About an hour ago.
14131, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us  We've been complaining the longest!
14132, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Well yeah! But now that I know that you’re having these thoughts, I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink."
14133, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little."
14134, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Chandler,"Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush."
14135, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
14136, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"He-he was with me umm, we’re playing a little game, y’know? Hide and seek."
14137, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,"It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco."
14138, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Come on, show them to me. "
14139, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,"No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry,  best buds."
14140, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,"I don’t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black."
14141, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Joey,Don’t you think I asked him that before he got in?!
14142, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
14143, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?"
14144, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh, okay.  Here you go."
14145, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,No!
14146, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. 
14147, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler."
14148, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Chandler,Uh-oh.
14149, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel, We have apple cinnamon...
14150, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?"
14151, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,It was okay. She’s still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
14152, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,I am shocked! Shocked!! 
14153, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,"Thanks, it’s ah, Gaelic, for ‘Thy turkey’s done.’ So ah, I’m gonna go, nice, nice meeting you."
14154, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,Do you know what’s a bad idea?
14155, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,Yeah. 
14156, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Ok.
14157, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I’m just mad at my agent.
14158, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Oh my God! Joey!
14159, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox."
14160, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? "
14161, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,That's because I'm in front of them.
14162, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God! Oh my God!
14163, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel, OH!
14164, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,
14165, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math."
14166, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,…in Reservations at 800 by Neil Simon. 
14167, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,No you guys… 
14168, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,"Dr. Franzblau, hi."
14169, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey,"Oh my God, you guys have no idea."
14170, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey, You always have to think about the trail!
14171, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,What?
14172, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"It’s hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl."
14173, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here."
14174, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Chandler,Why did you take the shower curtain down?
14175, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Now I’m so happy.
14176, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,"Yeah, if you’re really hungry.  It was a joke, I made a joke."
14177, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,I'm sorry. It's just the idea of being an official Bing.
14178, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Madre Sierra the of Treasure!
14179, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,Yes! Rent!
14180, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe, Oh! What what what! ...Hi.
14181, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Third door on the left.
14182, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Gary, I'm here to report a crime."
14183, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable."
14184, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Are you sure?
14185, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Right.
14186, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,"Way to be strong, man!"
14187, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what period is it from?"
14188, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
14189, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Phoebe,"Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane."
14190, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?"
14191, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say ""Hell yeah!"""
14192, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,It-it did!
14193, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross," Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?"
14194, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Ross,"All right, look, look, you’ve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy."
14195, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,Hey!... aaaaaahhhh!
14196, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"And also, my birthday."
14197, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Then all your stuff would be here.
14198, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
14199, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"No, I’m just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it’s trifle time!"
14200, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, bye."
14201, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,Okay.
14202, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,Hey.
14203, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
14204, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually,  she should be here by now."
14205, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Rach, he’s a friend of ours."
14206, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Do you wanna do it at the same time?
14207, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,Hey Joey.
14208, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, it sure is!"
14209, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think?
14210, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey, Are you kiddin'? When they shoot you out of that cannon…
14211, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, that is all you."
14212, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,Howdy.
14213, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Hi.
14214, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, ""Ross"" on it."
14215, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Chandler,"Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business."
14216, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Aw come on, Mona Lisa?"
14217, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
14218, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross,"Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush."
14219, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Thank you!  All right, I gotta go unpack."
14220, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,Oh…my…God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
14221, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her...."
14222, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first."
14223, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,"Coffee sounds great.  Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?"
14224, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Open bar?
14225, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hi!  Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?"
14226, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. "
14227, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Chandler,"And yet, she’s still not hanging up the phone."
14228, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,I fear a jury will see it the same way!
14229, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ooh, honey. You stink at lying."
14230, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, that paper’s two weeks old."
14231, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,WHAT IS IT?!
14232, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Hey, do we do this too much?"
14233, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,Really?
14234, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God!
14235, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, so please, please, please, don’t say anything to Chandler."
14236, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Okay, now make it even, ‘cause we don’t..."
14237, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Really, bitchin’!"
14238, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"And lucky means, more cleavage?"
14239, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Phoebe, Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!
14240, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica, Who is this?
14241, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not."
14242, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
14243, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Monica,Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit ‘em. I can’t wait. They’re going to be crying so hard. They’re going to be fighting for breath.
14244, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"Come on, two on one."
14245, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,"How hot do I look in this, huh?!"
14246, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Joey,What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
14247, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler,I know.
14248, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’ll be waiting for you, just come up when you’re done."
14249, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Okay.
14250, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,That's great!
14251, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Is it something you’d be interested in?
14252, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,"But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know…"
14253, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like."
14254, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Shall I carve?
14255, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
14256, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?"
14257, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,That I was going to eat him.
14258, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,"I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!"
14259, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,"Where you going, Joe?"
14260, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, I can’t believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on I’m never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!"
14261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,That's not a question.
14262, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Hormones!
14263, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Monica,"Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports."
14264, The Hallway," Chandler and Ross are returning from working out,",3,Chandler,"I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesn’t matter, I still wind up with this little  cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It’s so annoying. Does it bug you?"
14265, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but iit-t's true, I love him too."
14266, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
14267, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Tag? Y-You're going?  Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?"
14268, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,"I mean I think I’d say no to anybody right now.  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I’m standing there with this charming, cute guy, who’s asking me to go out with him, which I’m allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like I’d be cheating on Ross or something."
14269, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Cookie?
14270, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,Oh! Oh!
14271, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,"Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo.  I added the ""a-gogo."""
14272, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?"
14273, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"Okay, hold on a sec."
14274, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey, Hey guys!
14275, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,You’ve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
14276, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica, OK!
14277, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off."
14278, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,All right.
14279, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.
14280, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,"That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?"
14281, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Chandler,"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different."
14282, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,You made it!
14283, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,What is the big deal?
14284, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know, but don’t worry, don’t worry, because I know how to take a picture now. "
14285, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
14286, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Hey!
14287, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,I’d carry you around in my pocket.
14288, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life.  The whole, 'hat' thing."
14289, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection.  Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.
14290, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Joey,I don't think they are.
14291, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,Nice.
14292, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,I want to go on a ride along!
14293, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Hi.
14294, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,No matter how much we want it.
14295, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
14296, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey, What are you guys woofing about?
14297, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go."
14298, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Yes, while I was in the chair! That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!"
14299, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh, play them!"
14300, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Noo! But that would've been so cool!
14301, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"It’s okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it."
14302, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,"Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now."
14303, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? You’re gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself…without a husband?! You can’t be a single mother alone! You’re gonna ruin your life!
14304, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it.
14305, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,"All right, let me in. "
14306, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
14307, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey, And-and you?!
14308, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,That would be me.
14309, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,"Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me."
14310, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,Oh my God! Oh my God! 
14311, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,Ohhhh!
14312, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, I did not have sex."
14313, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Oh great, the pacifiers?"
14314, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help."
14315, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Surprise!!!
14316, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,"Well, aren't you forgetin' something? What, what, what is uh, what is that guy's name? Dad!"
14317, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr!
14318, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,It wasn’t my ring! It fell out of Ross’s jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
14319, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey, I’m gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
14320, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, what’ going on?"
14321, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, let’s do it. I’ll move in."
14322, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got!  Can you believe they make these for little people?
14323, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross," Ugh, can you believe that guy!"
14324, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Good choice.
14325, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Thanks.
14326, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Hey everybody!
14327, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey," We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?"
14328, The Philly,,3,Joey,So what are you gonna do?
14329, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look at this!  They’re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight."
14330,,,8,Joey,
14331, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens."
14332, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,This thing welded shut?!
14333, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Split it?
14334, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,This is..shhh!
14335, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
14336, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,Her answer machine?
14337, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,It's never gonna happen.
14338, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe," Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!"
14339, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!"
14340, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,Game!
14341, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,No! You’re the sweetest! 
14342, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
14343, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Ross,"Okay, hopefully this time mom won’t boo you."
14344, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,Hey! 
14345, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,But what about how much taller he is than me?
14346, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"How about those fries though, huh? "
14347, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
14348, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
14349, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Oh!
14350, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,You mean the one that you’re wearing? 
14351, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No wonder your pregnant.
14352, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Come on!
14353, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,You could.... say you’re sorry to her mom.
14354, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel, Okay? You ready?
14355, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"You can’t, because of the new skylight!"
14356, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!"
14357, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,"Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!"
14358, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Marcel? Marcel? Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?"
14359, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me."
14360, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler," Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!"
14361, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Monica,Nothing. I’m gonna take a shower.
14362, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Hi, I’m Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?"
14363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel, Hey! Is Ross still here?
14364, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what is it?"
14365, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ugh, what's right with them?"
14366, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,The players.
14367, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,Is Monica here?
14368, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross," Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger! "
14369, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy."
14370, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I-I-I-I’m funny Ben, but I’m not stupid. Okay?"
14371, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,"All right, what’s going on?"
14372, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!"
14373, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s with the tackling?
14374, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross," Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! It’s not like I choose to do it! It’s not like—It’s not like I said, ""Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"""
14375, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Come on! I really need your help!
14376, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Yeah! Got it! 
14377, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Uh, put your elbow in it."
14378, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
14379, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,Like uh y’know like this! This!  She-she could’ve made this!
14380, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this."
14381, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,"Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, ""Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."""
14382, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"I couldn’t help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! "
14383, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay,  and, and...."
14384, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Okay.
14385, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,And you know what? We want a rematch.
14386, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Okay. 
14387, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Phoebe,Hey! So how was the doctor?
14388, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Oh, I know."
14389, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Eh, don’t be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married…"
14390, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them."
14391, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Rachel,"Well, we’re a little early, the lecture doesn’t end for 15 minutes."
14392, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica, I'm outta here.
14393, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,You really thought it was perfect?
14394, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,"All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition."
14395, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Yeah. Oh, yeah."
14396, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,What? It's still going on.
14397, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk...."
14398, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Chandler,Yes that was mine.
14399, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
14400, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,Sorry. Sorry.
14401, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in."
14402, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe…kinda…wanted ah…start…things up again."
14403, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner."
14404, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Uh-huh... why... do you not like them?
14405, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody."
14406, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? 
14407, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!
14408, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Phoebe,"No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it."
14409, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,"Dude, we got to talk."
14410, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"I know, I hate being left out of things."
14411, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things."
14412, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him."
14413, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe, Oh my God Ross!!
14414, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
14415, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Chandler,Guys?
14416, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?"
14417, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe, Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
14418, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,Six? I just had it for one night. It’s three.
14419, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"I just y'know, I didn’t expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! "
14420, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, it’s just my tooth."
14421, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Okay!  We're gonna get married!
14422, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,
14423, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,You faked it? You couldn't have faked it!
14424, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,That’s right! You do what the hand says!
14425, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,No! No! It’s just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
14426, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,"Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?"
14427, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too."
14428, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,What are you the memory woman?
14429, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,No!  Ahhh!!!
14430, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,I love you too. 
14431, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,I cannot believe I’m gonna meet Jessica Ashley!
14432, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,"Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree."
14433, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?"
14434, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,Hey.
14435, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?"
14436, After dinner,,3,Ross,Okay! 
14437, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Monica,"Oh, why is it unfair?"
14438, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.
14439, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel," Yeah, right. Look at you, you’re practically giddy."
14440, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?"
14441, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,Really? Okay. Great!
14442, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Ross, I do. I do. I do.
14443, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica,"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work.  I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!"
14444, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,What?
14445, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the gym.
14446, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Ross, wait!"
14447, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him."
14448, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums."
14449, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
14450, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Why did you invite him?? I can't stand that guy!
14451, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Oh, umm, I was just y’know working out and umm… Oh, that’s it."
14452, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,That is incredible! You are the master!
14453, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,"Ross, my father doesn’t hate you."
14454, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?"
14455, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"Umm, how’s it going with you guys?"
14456, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, that’s not what I meant."
14457, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it."
14458, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Well then we’ll-we’ll see you the day after tomorrow.  What-what…what you guys doing here?!
14459, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Uh, I don’t know. Ya see, it’s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y’know? And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I’d have to wait on all my friends."
14460, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?"
14461, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Oh crap!
14462, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Other wall, people! Other wall!"
14463, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,He broke that.
14464, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. "
14465, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
14466, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Phoebe,"Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit."
14467, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"Well, that's it  You gonna crash on the couch?"
14468, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Well y’know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they’re 40, they marry each other."
14469, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Oh, thank you... "
14470, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,"Yeah, apparently, they’re pretty good seats."
14471, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,No! Why?
14472, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?"
14473, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,Chandler! 
14474, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," ""Gimme your money, punk!"""
14475, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,"You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?"
14476, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,Yay!
14477, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because she’s the one who’s leaving. It’s harder for her!"
14478, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica, Oh my God.
14479, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,"No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard."
14480, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,"Yeah, apparently, they’re pretty good seats."
14481, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,I can’t do that either! The soles’ are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.
14482, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here."
14483, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,What? What!?! You kissed him?
14484, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,He’s not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! I’m supposed to do that!
14485, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel," Ohh, that is soo sad."
14486, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,Bye.
14487, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Monica,"Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag."
14488, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Do we pay for this?
14489, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything."
14490, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. 
14491, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Ms. Monroe… 
14492, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Oh yeah! Wasn’t she uh… 
14493, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,Urghh!!
14494, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,"Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?"
14495, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Chandler,He's open!
14496, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
14497, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe,
14498, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,Yes?!
14499, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"Well, what's the part?"
14500, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Oh, just until the glue dries."
14501, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,So?
14502, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,Hmm-Hmm.
14503, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,I mean you definitely should do that.
14504, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!
14505, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,Hi Steve!
14506, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Can I offer you a drink?
14507, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!"
14508, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,And Monica knows...
14509, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Why?
14510, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yeah, I need uh… I’m just—I don’t know—I don’t understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom."
14511, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica," Oh-ho! But not in here! Can’t eat ‘em in bed, remember? No crumbies!"
14512, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, what? What was it?"
14513, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah! With who?
14514, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,
14515, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,"Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!"
14516, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,
14517, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!"
14518, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Uh well umm…we’re just not in that place, y’know? But we’re very excited about this."
14519, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,Your ex-boyfriend?
14520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Phoebe,Your mom was arrested?
14521, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  Yikes! That one doesn’t look very fulfilled.
14522, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,Hey! I didn't know either.
14523, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Okay, quick and painful. "
14524, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, yeah, that’s the same, I am sure there are thirty different species of poisonous swings!"
14525, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,"Alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side."
14526, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica, You know the words! You are so into this!
14527, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,Chandler!!
14528, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us."
14529, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,I don’t have ten minutes!!
14530, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Noooo!!! Every time!!!
14531, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross," Hey Pheebs, what's going on?"
14532, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?"
14533, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Do I smell essential oils?
14534, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it?"
14535, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,do you have a compact in your purse?
14536, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya."
14537, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?"
14538, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
14539, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Chandler,Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
14540, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
14541, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,"It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it… Oh My God, I’m a woman!!!"
14542, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!
14543, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
14544, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,You do?
14545, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible."
14546, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
14547, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling."
14548, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’m going to take a bath. I’m just going to get a magazine."
14549, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrow—the dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!"
14550, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Huh.
14551, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.
14552, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"Because he’ll know what to do?  Oh my God, you’re a genius!"
14553, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Whatever! Okay, I’m not your mother."
14554, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey, Somebody help me out here!
14555, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, no problem."
14556, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,He's not having an affair!
14557, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,Chandler?
14558, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,Good luck!
14559, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,Because I already did!
14560, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?"
14561, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,"Wow, the boyfriend's parents! That's a big step."
14562, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!"
14563, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel, yeah-yeah-yeah!!
14564, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Well, if you think it would help."
14565, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel," I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...."
14566, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!"
14567, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Alright. Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to?"
14568, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,Please don’t say naked chicks.
14569, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!"
14570, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,It kicked! I think the baby kicked!
14571, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,That is not true. She did! She forced me!
14572, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"No, I called him. It's not gonna happen."
14573, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,Damn Rollos!
14574, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel, We should just switch.
14575, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey, You’re right! That did cheer me up!
14576, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda…"
14577, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,"You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic."
14578, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, look we don’t, we don’t really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I don’t know about you but that doesn’t happen to me a lot."
14579, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah! Me too!"
14580, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"No, but it is fast. Isn't it?"
14581, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  Uh, huh. Excuse me, I’m sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats."
14582, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,"Alright, alright, let's do this!"
14583, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,Hexadrin. 
14584, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,Okay. 
14585, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college!"
14586, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Did you just push me?
14587, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"They’re terrific, and they live right here in the city."
14588, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?"
14589, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Ross,"Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!"
14590, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,I’m just kidding too. 
14591, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,"Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth."
14592, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?"
14593, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?"
14594,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"So, do you get colours or just French tips?"
14595, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel’s coming to London."
14596, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,Uch.
14597, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
14598, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey, Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?
14599, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!"
14600, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,What?!
14601, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler, Noo.
14602, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey,"Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!"
14603, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,How drunk are you?
14604, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law.  You're fun."
14605, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Chandler,"Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true."
14606, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"It was you, pal."
14607, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Oh, y’know what? I can’t. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl."
14608, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something."
14609, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,No. Not after what happened with Steve.
14610, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe, Hello you.
14611, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,"That's okay, we understand."
14612, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Okay, uhm... alright, here's the deal."
14613, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,
14614, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?"
14615, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!"
14616, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,"Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy."
14617, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Phoebe,"Monica, do you want us to take you home?"
14618, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,Who the hell was that?!
14619, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel, YES! Sandy you're hired.
14620, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,What? I was just trying to teach you.
14621, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Ohhh, yeah, me too."
14622, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross, Hi Jill!
14623, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Okay.
14624, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?
14625, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Why?
14626, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Chandler,And say nothing?
14627, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,What if I turn out the lights? 
14628, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!"
14629, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Hey!
14630, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hey. We-we look…we look pretty good.
14631, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,Tah-daaah!
14632, Estelle's  Okay, is there anything else?,5,Joey,
14633, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,Really? You think?
14634, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay."
14635, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey, What?! What?!! What is it?!
14636, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,"So, whaddya think George is like?"
14637, Restaurant,,9,Joey," Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!"
14638, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"I always liked you, Ken. "
14639, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,You can be the best man when I get married.
14640, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Okay.  Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here."
14641, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Wait a minute. That wasn’t a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
14642, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string.  These are a few...
14643, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,"OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn"
14644, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,What?!
14645, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Argue with that.
14646, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
14647, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, don’t get upset!"
14648, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!!  Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!"
14649, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
14650, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,I know.
14651, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe," Right, oh yeah. Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her. Uff, I hope he lets her down easy. Let’s go."
14652, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, so you both just know this stuff?"
14653, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Now, do you have any idea what you just said?"
14654, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
14655, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage."
14656, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Well, you don’t you have Captain Hook explain it to her."
14657, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,"Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it."
14658, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Umm…that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?
14659, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"No that was Jarred! Wow! I haven’t thought about him in a long time…  Anyway, umm Will’s, Will’s here on business and he didn’t have a place to go so I invited him here."
14660, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Hey dude, what's up?"
14661, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone."
14662, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,The what?
14663, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,What... What...
14664, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!"
14665, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"I don't know, but it sounds great. "
14666, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,Yeah?
14667, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Um you, you got a minute?"
14668, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,"Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane."
14669, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful."
14670, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler, What’s this?
14671, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,What do you mean?
14672, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable."
14673, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Ross,Delaware!  Delaware!
14674, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,No!
14675, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. "
14676, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah that’s true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer."
14677, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel, HI!! Hi!
14678, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him."
14679, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe, Ohh.
14680, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs."
14681, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"You don’t want to believe me, I’m Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny… "
14682, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, if you’re going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area."
14683, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
14684, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,"Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64."
14685, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
14686, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Okay. I’ll be right there.
14687, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Ross!
14688, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,I miss this.
14689, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,I’ve got a science question.
14690, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Uh-oh...
14691, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,I love you Phoebe.
14692, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Ross,"No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account."
14693, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Hi!
14694, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
14695, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up."
14696, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.
14697, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man."
14698, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. What-what is it?"
14699, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,I think he can be.
14700, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel, Ohh! Oh my God!
14701, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"It's a…tarantula!  Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?"
14702, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,Well I’ve-I’ve never done that with you before.
14703, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Ross,"Uh, double latte, extra foam."
14704, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,"Oh, dad, turn it off."
14705, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
14706, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,Huh?
14707, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?
14708, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,Damnit!
14709, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life."
14710, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey. 
14711, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel," Now wait a minute, I’ve got one more thing I have to say to you…oh right! Shut up!"
14712, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I'll give them back.  Look! What is so great about that sandwich?"
14713, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?
14714, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,I—We gotta get Monica. 
14715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,Our kids are gonna be fat aren’t they.
14716, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"All right—oh! Listen, I know this is your party, but I’d really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there."
14717, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Hey!
14718, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"I’m sorry.  If you ask me, I'd move in with him."
14719, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,How are you doing?
14720, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,B-bye!
14721, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. 
14722, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
14723, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"What, oh my God. What did you do?"
14724, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,No leg-chewing for us sir.
14725, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Okay! You take care!
14726, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,"Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time."
14727, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Is that all?
14728, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Oh! See just I’m right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! "
14729, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Chandler,...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
14730, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin’ you down. Everybody wants to be paid off."
14731, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number!  And not the one on the menu!"
14732, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!
14733, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl."
14734, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her."
14735, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, I will tell her."
14736, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,So what job did you get Joe?
14737, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,I can't believe this!
14738, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I don’t want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll probably start with that laser eye surgery too."
14739, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,We're having a party.
14740, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler," Yes, this, this was pleasant."
14741, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,Who's your friend? He's hot! 
14742, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Hey-hey, hey!  I don’t know why I did that!"
14743, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Ross,
14744, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, he’s here to have sex with you."
14745, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. "
14746, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,I sure did.
14747, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler," Right. You know what? Actually I just get off the plane, so I�m feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a shower."
14748, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,"Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader."
14749, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,You were just being so nice to him!
14750, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Rachel,You can't move. You just... you just can't.
14751, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh right, your allergies. "
14752, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,What?
14753, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Ross,So how'd it go?
14754, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Ohhh...  Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it."
14755, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've..."
14756, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mm-Hmm.
14757, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?"
14758, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
14759, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Heey man, I work out."
14760, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,Phoebe that’s not true.
14761, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,Throw in the duck too!
14762, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,And that’s not against your oath?!
14763, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Joey,Booo!!
14764, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,"Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!"
14765, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Could I borrow it?
14766, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?"
14767, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Uh, sit down. I wanna talk about our situation."
14768, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,"Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!"
14769, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"No, no, that’s funny. But maybe it’s time to move on, let it go, y’know? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeth’s father, so ah, he’s much older than she is. Looks like I’m not the only one interested in fossils, huh?"
14770, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica, Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
14771, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,"Look you have to realize I don’t think of you as a thin, beautiful woman.  See this is one of things that I can apologize for later! Look, what I mean is you’re Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica."
14772, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,What are they?
14773, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!"
14774, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Get to the problem!
14775, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time."
14776, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,I wish I had smoked for my career…
14777, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, just ask him!"
14778, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Well, this has been great!"
14779, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Is Monica not here?
14780, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,Yeah. Sorry. 
14781, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"…hormones, yeah."
14782, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Okay, bye-bye."
14783, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel,"Okay guys, way to wish me luck!"
14784, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
14785, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,Hey.
14786, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Hey!
14787, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Pam! Oh God okay, just imagine this, ""The Pam."""
14788, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Ah. All right. But my French was good?
14789, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it. There’s none left for anybody else!"
14790, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Third door on the left.
14791, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
14792, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing."
14793, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,What?
14794, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Oh? Yeah! Sure!
14795, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe," Oh, whew, no, that's Bob."
14796, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Okay!
14797, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Then I'm happy too. 
14798, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Neither will I.
14799, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,Hey guys.
14800, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Thank you.
14801, Lydia's Hospital Room," Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well,",1,Joey,Ew! What is that? Something exploded!
14802, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the big deal? Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level."
14803, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I know what she's talking about.
14804, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Ross,"You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. "
14805, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Maybe he could slip her the tongue.
14806, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Always nice to meet a fan!
14807, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,Nothing!
14808, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Who dies?
14809, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"What, what!? it's for her hot friends!"
14810, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe, Hey! Hi!
14811, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica, Sex!
14812, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it?  Is it Gunther?"
14813, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Oh my God!
14814, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,You gotta go!
14815, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Yeah!
14816, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,ok I can't do this.
14817, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey, Well that’s like summer in a bowl.
14818, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"I'm familiar with his work, yes..."
14819, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Well, as much as I’d like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I aren’t going to be here. All right? I mean, she’s going to come by first to say good-bye, and then I’ve got a whole special evening planned. So I’m sorry, no party."
14820, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,All right.
14821, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,"Hey, what have you guys been up too?"
14822, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,"I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow."
14823, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Monica!
14824, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Ross,"Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!"
14825, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,"You are aware that she’s not a monkey, right?"
14826, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,I really need to talk to you.
14827, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Sure?
14828, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica,Am not!
14829, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London."
14830, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"Okay, just get a lot better.  Fast."
14831, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Oh, do you not want to?"
14832, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
14833, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof."
14834, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, She did?
14835, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"Well, she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!"
14836, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel," Uh, wh-why?"
14837, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
14838, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish."
14839, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,Oh my God! That's wild!
14840, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Hey Joey, will you please set this up for people to put Emma's presents on?"
14841, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,"What, what’s it, what’s going on?"
14842, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Yes, you do. When we left, you said, ""got the keys."""
14843, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,"I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands..."
14844, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, all right, I can ask Monica."
14845, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,All right.
14846, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I don’t want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, ""Ah, I’ll get over this."" Y’know? I just—It just keeps gettin’ harder. I don’t, I don’t know what to do. Y’know? What do I do?"
14847, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"The lights, please.."
14848, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,"Monica, this is Dan  Uh Dan, Monica."
14849, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,OK.
14850, Chandler and Joey's,"  Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said ""No,"" you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!",6,Joey,
14851, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, but I don’t know why. Look at me, I’m having such a wonderful time!"
14852, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I definitely. I don’t like the name Ross."
14853, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
14854, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,I'll see you in the morning .
14855, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,People! People say it! Come here! 
14856, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,"Oh well that’s great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh?  Good bye."
14857, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? ."
14858, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?"
14859, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan"
14860, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Monica,This is disgusting!
14861, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"You can’t just ignore the bet! It’s a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!"
14862, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Thank you.
14863, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,Oh.... my God.
14864, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,No!!
14865, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Joey,
14866, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing."
14867, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
14868, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Monica,"Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that Emily gets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it."
14869, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Phoebe," Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!"
14870, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey, Where's my underwear?!
14871, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Joey,"No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend."
14872, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Chandler!
14873, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey,But I'm the host!
14874, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel," Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame. Ready to go to the movies?"
14875, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Okay.
14876, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,It’s your birthday!
14877, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,You got it.
14878, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,Is he romantic with her?
14879, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’m sorry, I thought you needed them!"
14880, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Oh... Bye guys.
14881, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
14882, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,"Come on, quite yankin' me."
14883, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,You're right.  Maybe I shouldn't go.
14884, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Phoebe,"You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. "
14885, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
14886, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Because! Because, it-it-it’s… It’d be like you having this guitar  The bike is dying."
14887, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Chandler, wh-why don’t we sit down?"
14888, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Rachel,"Okay.  Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really..."
14889, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think."
14890, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,"A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control, you know… maybe he falls… maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs, and the line reads ""Not suitable for adults!"" "
14891, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.
14892, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica, Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice aren’t they?
14893, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross," Quack, quack.."
14894, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,I know! You ready to trade?
14895, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Chandler,Yeah. 
14896, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.
14897, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,He paints quite a picture doesn't he?
14898, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
14899, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,"Yeah! A little bit, yeah..."
14900, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?"
14901, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Joey,"I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!"
14902, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"Oh, no..."
14903, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Like the three musketeers, only with fruit."
14904, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay."
14905, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey, I give you $ 500 for them!
14906, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Joey, I’ve got Ben.
14907, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Joey,Right.  Thanks.  It's June.  I'm outta here. 
14908, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"Well yeah, that and Chandler’s problem."
14909, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,How?
14910, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"That’s fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too."
14911, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,No-no. Nothing wrong about that.
14912, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out."
14913, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
14914, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey, Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
14915, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,"So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?"
14916, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh, but-but it is, uh, it’s just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner."
14917, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Nooo, I said we needed a new plan."
14918, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,"Well look, I’m breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?"
14919, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"No! No! No! No it’s not! No it’s not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we don’t have the…  We don’t have the…that lamp! And-and that screen is y’know, on the other side."
14920, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross, Hi Jill!
14921, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I guess you're right."
14922, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Rachel,There you go!
14923, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross," Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her."
14924, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross,"Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?"
14925, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,"Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister’s mouth long enough to tell me that."
14926, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming."
14927, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Get married.
14928, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"I’m not proving anything. Okay, I’m done listening to you. If I hadn’t let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never would’ve put my fist through the wall!"
14929, Central Perk," Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice,",1,Chandler,"Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice."
14930, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?"
14931, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"It’s almost 8 o’clock, it’s almost past his bedtime. Where-where is he?"
14932, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!"
14933, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,We still got it!
14934, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,"Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! "
14935, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,"Okay, I’m all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? "
14936, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monica’s. I’ll be right back. "
14937, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
14938, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Whoa, what kind of party was this?"
14939, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,Still sharp as a tack!
14940, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"C'mon, Ross!"
14941, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh thank God.
14942, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Who wants it? Anybody?
14943, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,Fine.
14944, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
14945, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"Okay, but Ross just listen to me…"
14946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Rachel,Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
14947, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"Nah, he doesn’t do anything for me."
14948, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend."
14949, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania."
14950, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Man, didn’t she like just get here?"
14951, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,That’s funny. Yeah. Y’know you’re the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
14952, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel, You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
14953, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler, One more game?
14954, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship.
14955, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,Ok!  Ow!
14956, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, ""Oh my god I'm gonna be a father"" kind of a thing?"
14957, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Well, if you see him could you please tell him I'm looking for him?"
14958, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, ""Oh, these are way too expensive for you."""
14959, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler," So ah, isn’t a bit cold out for shorts?"
14960, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, great so do you want to do it together?"
14961, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"Seven years. I mean we’ve been together seven years, she’s the only woman who’s ever loved me, and the only woman I’ve-I’ve ever...."
14962, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel," God, Monica it’s on the ceiling."
14963, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey, And there you go!
14964, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"I can�t believe I did this. I can�t believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear that"
14965, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone."
14966, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, It's OK!
14967, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!"
14968, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready."
14969, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,How'd you pay for them?
14970, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you’re doing frat guys."
14971, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
14972, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,Chandler!!
14973, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"You’re right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line."
14974, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,"Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentine’s Day gifts?"
14975, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,Who is Maria?
14976, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Rachel,Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
14977, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Hi, hi, I'm Ross Geller."
14978, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this."
14979, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe, Stop it!
14980, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!"
14981, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Ross,Are you kidding?
14982, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Uhh, they’re tall."
14983, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
14984, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?"
14985, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Okay, you hard worker! I’ll remember to put that in your evaluation."
14986, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,"What, what are you laughing at?"
14987, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry."
14988, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry.  Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me."
14989,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross," Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?"
14990, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Thank you.
14991, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Well that—y’know it’s just uh, I’ve never done that before. Me and him alone."
14992, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,"Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer."
14993, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Ross,"Thanks, Gunther.  Umm, can I get a napkin too?"
14994, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Phoebe,"Ohhh, wow."
14995, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship.  Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover."
14996, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,No.
14997, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"You know, the baby can't read, Mike!"
14998, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!
14999, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!"
15000, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?"
15001, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,It's a diaper commercial.
15002, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!"
15003, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,Call it even?!
15004, Central Perk,,9,Ross, Fine.
15005, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.
15006, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,And you... Your home is lovely.
15007, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"That’s right, he can have his job back. I’m glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back."
15008, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"No, they're not."
15009, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Ok. 
15010, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green."
15011, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,That's great.
15012, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh, me too."
15013, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Ross,"Hey, this-  Heyy..."
15014, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,Ooh. What is the name of Chandler’s father’s Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
15015, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Yes, money well spent!"
15016, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake."
15017, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,I paid for those tickets!
15018, Chandler and Joey's,  Who’s she?,3,Chandler,
15019, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Okay. Okay, I’ll talk to him."
15020, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Do you want me to call?
15021, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,That's really nice.
15022, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,Right!
15023, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,What?
15024, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
15025, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,"Oh, can I borrow this?  My milk’s gone bad."
15026, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Noo!  Angels.
15027, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game."
15028, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,Hi!
15029, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,So what are you guys going to do?
15030, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,What happened to your teeth.
15031, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,Oh! Pathetic! 
15032, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe," Monica, you call it."
15033, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"But, they’re across the hall! I mean that’s two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here."
15034, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I left my guitar here again."
15035, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I might have said yes, but that would have been wrong."
15036, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
15037, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Hi!
15038, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,
15039, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Change!  Okay, sit down.  Two seconds."
15040, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Rachel,"Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'."
15041, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Joey,Yeah.
15042, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean——Or he does."
15043, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Rachel,So who’s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?
15044, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,
15045, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
15046, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?"
15047, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Alright.
15048, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,And Mrs.?!
15049, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency."
15050, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,"Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, ""You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"""
15051, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.
15052, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica, You’re fired!
15053, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,Sure.
15054, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Me too.
15055, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"No-o-o!  No-o-o! Look Joey, here’s the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I’m gonna be moving out man."
15056, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Monica,I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
15057, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Yes.
15058, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie."
15059, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here."
15060, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.
15061, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,"So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?"
15062, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"No, but you know what I mean."
15063, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,The burping clogs?
15064, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,Shh-shh-shh! The guys don’t know yet do they?
15065, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,"It’s okay. Come, come on in."
15066, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Monica,"We could, or we can have sex in it."
15067, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,You even have to ask?!  He is alive!
15068, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,I just—I can’t believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
15069, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. Except for, y'know when you’re on a date and you’re getting along really great but the guy’s translator keeps getting in the way."
15070, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe,Aren't we done with that?
15071, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Wow!
15072, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
15073, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
15074, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like about her. You want to hear it?"
15075, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game."
15076, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, you say that proudly."
15077, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
15078, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Yeah....
15079, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Yes?
15080, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"Oh, wish me luck!"
15081, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross, Do you wanna start telling secrets?
15082, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Well, that’s because of a lot of…"
15083, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
15084, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey," Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass..."
15085, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy’s hammered!
15086, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah baby!  No baby!
15087, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,They have the best stuff in there.
15088, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,"Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?"
15089, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!!"
15090, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Oh no! Hey-hey, I’m the guy! I’ll get it."
15091, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,It’s Thursday! How was the audition?!
15092, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Uh-huh.
15093, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Great!
15094, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"Oh no, she won’t tell us."
15095, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?"
15096, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Really? So she said, she didn’t wanna live with me anymore?"
15097, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,"Okay, I need a, I need a drink! "
15098, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight."
15099, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Mon, honey you’re not dying. I’m just moving out. Y’know, I mean we’re gonna see each other all the time."
15100, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!"
15101, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Thanks. That means a lot to me.
15102, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Whoa ho.
15103, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Well, y’know I was thinking of moving the couch over here."
15104, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"Oh, I’d like a latte. Oh y’know what? If you’re gonna talk about me, I’m gonna go with you."
15105, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Monica,"Okay, come on, do it one more time!"
15106, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Uh, eleven, eleven and a half."
15107, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,"Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing."
15108, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Phoebe,"No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave."
15109, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Yeah, sure. "
15110, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,Aw crap! Okay—uh…uh let’s-let’s do the rings.
15111, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,How do you feel about all this?
15112, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross, I am a doctor! Y’know what? I’m just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
15113, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,Hey!
15114, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard!  I know! How bad is this?!
15115, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,Men are unbelievable.
15116, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories."
15117, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,"I tried, but apparantly singing ""I will survive"" in a helium voice - not helping."
15118, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,They don’t really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
15119, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,How many you want?
15120, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Hmm, I don’t know. We really have to talk this through."
15121, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,Barry?!
15122, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,It's just my knitting that's all!  Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.
15123, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel," well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my ""In case of emergency"" person?"
15124, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel," No-no they do but, you just have to wait."
15125, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Do you feel better?
15126, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,Jeez!
15127, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel," Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!"
15128, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guy’s cell phone?"
15129, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I’m gonna miss you! 
15130, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,hot not hot  Hot!
15131, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"No, I’m fine."
15132, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Hey umm, was-was Monica here?"
15133, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Joey,Hey. 
15134, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Finger sandwiches and tea.
15135, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, is the play over?"
15136, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,I know. How could we have let this happen?
15137, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,"I know. Okay.  Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference."
15138, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
15139, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"No. No, Kathy."
15140, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Kiss me.
15141, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,"Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?"
15142, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,"No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me."
15143, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing—Oh! Take her dancing!"
15144, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,How much?
15145, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,Six.
15146, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,"Your other student, was you!"
15147, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?"
15148, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,Absolutely! Absolutely!
15149, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler,Hey!
15150, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I’ll be watching TV if anybody needs me. 
15151, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Phoebe,I’d better go.  Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.
15152, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,What’s wrong Mon?
15153, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her."
15154, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Hi, Geoffrey."
15155, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"No, did he hug you?!"
15156, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,I like it!
15157, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Hey, you're back too!"
15158, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,"She’s moving on! Okay, if it’s not this guy, it’s gonna be somebody else! And unless you’re thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? It’s over."
15159, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Hey!
15160, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,
15161, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with. It’s what the Japanese call  unagi."
15162, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Why, why, why didn’t you just say no!"
15163, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"All right!!  Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here."
15164, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,"Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?"
15165, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Okay. 
15166, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey," I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!"
15167, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey,"Okay, get ready to owe me!"
15168, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Yeah. 
15169, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Joey,"Because, Monica, the guy’s so good, and I really, really want this part."
15170, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Well, anyway, it was a good thing Phoebe knew the knew him, because  I was about to do some serious damage! "
15171, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Chandler," So uh, what’s this thing you’re auditioning for?"
15172, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Rachel,"Oh, let me see!  Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? You must just want to kiss him all over!"
15173, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning."
15174, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe, Je m'appelle Claude.
15175, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,That’s what you say about porn.
15176, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"You don’t want to be guys, you’d be all hairy and wouldn’t live as long. "
15177, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Joey," I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart."
15178, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. "
15179, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Arghhh! Double standards!
15180, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this is—I have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Y’know the ""Wouldn’t it be great if she was my wife"" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?"
15181, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,What?
15182, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. "
15183, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,I don’t want to say.
15184, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, you are so lucky!  Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?"
15185, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parker’s a nice guy and I’d like to get to know him."
15186, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? "
15187, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Because she uh, she-she thinks that you are blah and that you, Monica, are too loud."
15188, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,And the video camera?
15189, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me."
15190, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Joey,"Man, this is bad! And I’ve had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though.  ""Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."""
15191, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Thanks.
15192, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan."
15193, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. "
15194, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Joey," Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?"
15195, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but y’know, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced."
15196, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000."
15197, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help."
15198, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,No I didn’t!
15199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!"
15200, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!"
15201, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Ohh Tag, umm…you’re such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I don’t-I don’t…"
15202, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?
15203, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,You heard her too?! You have the gift!
15204, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,No that’s not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
15205, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross?  Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one."
15206, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"Okay, I�ll have the fixed salad and the duck."
15207, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Of course not.
15208, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler, So how're you doing?
15209, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel," Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!"
15210, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!"
15211, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,
15212, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!
15213, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… "
15214, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica," Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job."
15215, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,The eyes…did still sparkle.
15216, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,Just don’t pick up your phone.
15217, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,"Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!"
15218, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,"Joey, you don’t have too!"
15219, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is talking on the phone,",3,Joey," Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too."
15220, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Come on! That’s great.
15221, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross, Yes I would.
15222, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?"
15223, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!"
15224, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"Hey, what happened to your fancy chef’s jacket? "
15225, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!"
15226, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,Probably.
15227, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Chandler,Who are those people?
15228, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,I know!
15229, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Good for you. That was really mature.
15230, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,That sounds like Nana.
15231, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Joey,We just got the message.
15232, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,What?!
15233, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel, Oh... That's true.
15234, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo . It's just a little outside of Tulsa."
15235, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,What?! Which one?!
15236, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Now, don’t argue with me…"
15237, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,"Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... "
15238, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,Okay.
15239, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Son of a bitch! 
15240, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross, Hello! Hello!
15241, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,I don’t think so.
15242, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,I know!
15243, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Ross,"Well, I’m gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think she’ll like?"
15244, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Chandler,"No, it’s not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye.  Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect."
15245, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Monica,"Mira, Ross, Marcel se llevo el control remoto. "
15246, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive."
15247, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,Hey.
15248, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler’s dad and try to keep him away from Chandler’s mom?"
15249, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Umm here's your 3-D glasses.
15250, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
15251, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Thanks.
15252, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,You got a present for my parents. That’s so sweet.
15253, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Joey,"No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her."
15254, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe," Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!"
15255, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Monica,"Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him."
15256, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,"Well I-I-I don’t care how hot it is it’s-it’s uh, it’s wrong."
15257,,,4,Monica,
15258, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration."
15259, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?"
15260, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool. "
15261, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,"Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me."
15262, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica, Hey sweetie.
15263, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on!
15264, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups.  Oh, hi Joey!"
15265, In the hall,,9,Monica,Which one?
15266, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not."
15267, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry."
15268, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,
15269, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. "
15270, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
15271, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey, Hey!
15272, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,Okay?
15273, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Okay. Have a benefit.
15274, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe,"All right.  Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing."
15275, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey," Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside."
15276, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
15277, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,And you’re so sweet. 
15278, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,Yeah.
15279, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Monica, please?"
15280, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Joey,"Calm down, do you want this unit or not?"
15281, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,"
15282, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel, He’s talking to the baby.
15283, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,Hello.
15284, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,So.... I quit.
15285, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,We are! Help us!
15286, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,"Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean!"
15287, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,"That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline."
15288, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,Thank God. Food. 
15289, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
15290, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Op! Wait, you dropped a pea."
15291, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,"Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by."
15292, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't..."
15293, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card."
15294, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,"Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!"
15295, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying."
15296, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh, we have one too!!"
15297, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Yeah but it’s too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can."
15298, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Joey,I’m not finished.
15299, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,What time is it?
15300, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,Oh my God. He threw up?
15301, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross, Nah.
15302, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
15303, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Monica, Guys?
15304, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Okay. 
15305, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!"
15306, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe,"Ooh, that is silly.  I’ll go up there, I’ll tell him to keep it down."
15307, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, I mean, you do know he’s married?"
15308, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Ross,I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
15309, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Yeah!
15310, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie."
15311, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,What have you heard me sing?
15312, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,You think?
15313, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the bank!
15314, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,"With good news?  ""Doctor Connelly just called! "" But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?"
15315, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"You tell me! Maybe, it’s because I was just fooling with my ex! Oh no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no, that was you!!"
15316, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
15317, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, I tasted Ben's milk, and Ross freaked out."
15318, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe," No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!"
15319, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,"That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping."
15320, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
15321, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,Cheese makes me thirsty.
15322, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean,  you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you."
15323, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,No.
15324, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?"
15325, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica."
15326, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
15327, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I’m getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me…"
15328, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,You obviously haven’t screwed over a lot of your friends.  Which we all appreciate.
15329, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Phoebe,Oh good! 
15330, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Stupid balls are in the way. 
15331, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Who’s Denise?
15332, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,Excuse me. Hi.
15333, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Who’s David Lynn?
15334, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Rachel, What's up Joey?
15335, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,"Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!"
15336, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Does anybody know me?!
15337, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Chandler,Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.
15338, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Yes! Well that-yes.
15339, Ross and his date walk into a lobby, They are both wearing their jackets,10,Ross,"Oh! You are gonna love it!  and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this."
15340, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,Hey!
15341, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Ross,Ohh! Thank you.
15342, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,Because it’s faster.
15343, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"You know, the asthma guy was really cute."
15344, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,So what movie do you want to see—And not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.
15345, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey,"The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up!  But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?"
15346, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Joey, I just think you’re getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush."
15347, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
15348, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,What?
15349, Rachel has gone off on her own to look for the cat's owner,,1,Rachel,"Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty..."
15350, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Okay.  You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."
15351, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?"
15352, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"Well, remember the first time we saw Jaws?"
15353, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,"Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time."
15354, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler,I think you know.
15355, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!
15356, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Monica,I can’t believe we’re living here!
15357, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,Two.
15358, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can.  Joey? Now is not the time!"
15359, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,All right?
15360, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full."
15361, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Hi. 
15362, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that I’m a pushover? I’m not a pushover."
15363, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,"It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever."
15364, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y’know, I know where everything goes, it’s always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, ""My God! Somebody’s killing her in there!"""
15365, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Um-hmm.
15366, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"No, just give me another minute."
15367, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that."
15368, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,What?
15369, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross," Yeah, he can do it!"
15370, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross," I’m sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y’know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little."
15371, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey," Okay, so say hi to my friend and tell him that you like the hat."
15372, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Pheebs, give me the ring back!"
15373, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,I can’t have any. You know I don’t eat meat.  Ohhh no.
15374, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,"I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!"
15375, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,"Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it."
15376, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there."
15377, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
15378, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel," Well, I'd have to say gay."
15379, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Phoebe,Trouble?
15380, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"I won, hey!"
15381, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no kissing!!"
15382, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Feminist issue. That's where I went!
15383, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica, My God! Is this a gym card?
15384, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
15385, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,You had a bachelorette party?!
15386, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!"
15387, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,Hey!
15388, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, No! No! No! I just kissed her.
15389, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Hey!
15390, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Joey,"Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes."
15391, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,I know! I know.
15392, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,I just lost a whole year of my life.
15393, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, I’ve got to get out of this bed, I’m going crazy here. Crazy!"
15394, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?"
15395, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Yeah, sure, right! Like I've ever been in Rachel Green's room."
15396, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘Quiet, bitch.’"
15397, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldn’t be interested? Who wouldn’t want to date him?"
15398, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Are you sure?
15399, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,Ewwwww!
15400, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin."
15401, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,Hey Phoebe.
15402, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
15403, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend."
15404, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler, It was a car backfire!
15405, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, well... guys?"
15406, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Oh great! What, you brought Joey?"
15407, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Joey, y’know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air."
15408, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse."
15409, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"What can I do, she doesn’t listen to me about renter’s insurance either."
15410, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,"Y’know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?"
15411, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry. "
15412, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler, No you can’t.
15413, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
15414, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?"
15415, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,"I can’t talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!"
15416, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Wait up! 
15417, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
15418, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Hey!
15419, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is."
15420, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica, Either of you girls got a quarter?
15421, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,Hey…
15422, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,Yes please.
15423, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Chandler,"I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy."
15424, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"It was you, pal."
15425, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?"
15426, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,Remember when we were in high school together?
15427, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This ain’t a locker room, okay? But, y’know I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight."
15428, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it."
15429, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,What?
15430, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Yeeeah! 
15431, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine, but that tape is not mine."
15432, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,"816, thank you!"
15433, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase ""Yes indeedy-o."""
15434, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I can see where I’d be your best shot but, no. I’m sorry, but I think it’s twisted."
15435, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,"Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking. "
15436, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Yes! Well that-yes.
15437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,You sold me out.
15438, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I can do that."
15439, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God! 
15440, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Yes, please!"
15441, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder! "
15442, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross, Fascinating.
15443, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Oh God.
15444, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? 
15445, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Oh God!
15446, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didn’t stop it. I guess I-I just wasn’t thinking…"
15447, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Hi!
15448, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,"Oh, what’d ya bring me?!  Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?"
15449, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl. 
15450, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey," Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!"
15451, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!"
15452, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Just tell me how.
15453, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"First of all it’s Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn’t fly."
15454, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Joey,"Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together."
15455, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,"Absolutely! Y’know, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker."
15456, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler, Shovely Joe!
15457, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross," I mean I…I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn’t sure if you wanted to."
15458, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Well, like father, like son."
15459, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater. "
15460, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,You do?
15461, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Oh sure. Older?
15462, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn!"
15463, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Chandler,Let’s. 
15464, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Ooh, that was fast."
15465, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?"
15466, Central Perk,,9,Monica, See?
15467, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I’m sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here."
15468, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Joey,Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; there’s a new class comin’ in.
15469, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"Yeah, you have to go fight for her!"
15470, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Rach, come see who's out here!"
15471, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. "
15472, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Ross,
15473, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,So I’m not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with?
15474, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,What’s block?
15475, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition."
15476, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"I mean I got news for you mister, Emma?  Not easy."
15477, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"That’s a uh, that’s a tough combination."
15478, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Joey, Heard about the leg burnin’ huh?
15479, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Me? No.
15480, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,No! No! No! No——one can beat me.
15481, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,You do Pheebs?
15482, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh uh, when?"
15483, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?"
15484, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!"
15485, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,We're late too! 
15486, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,"Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want."
15487, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete."
15488, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,Right.
15489, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this...  OUCH!"
15490, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,"No, look. "
15491, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Who’s number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
15492, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,It’s a humdinger!
15493, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler, What are you guys talking about?
15494, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's mine!
15495, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,…since I stopped trying.
15496, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Okay, let's find these birds."
15497, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Mike?? Who's Mike?
15498, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I'm out."
15499, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Well, oh, I’m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I’m a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?"
15500, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,"Well, this is really awkward  Oh, and I can leave!"
15501, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,You’re kidding right?
15502, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Shhhhh! Phoebe! All right, look. I have a little thing for him."
15503, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,Oh my God! He’s gonna rat me out!
15504, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!"
15505, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Okay. Okay. 
15506, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears."
15507, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Oh yeah it’s fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
15508, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower."
15509, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger.
15510, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica, Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
15511, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Hey.
15512, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel," Joey, you never..you never talked about that before..."
15513, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,What?
15514, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,"But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!"
15515, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight."
15516, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!"
15517, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Hi!
15518, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,What a tool!
15519, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Yeah.
15520, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Joey,Hey!
15521, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished."
15522, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what? I was wrong."
15523, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,So how are you doing?
15524, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel, He doesn't speak much English.
15525, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Almost.
15526, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Nope! 
15527, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,I’ve never lived like this before.
15528, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,"Oh, I missed you too."
15529, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Chandler,Y’know I think we should invite them.
15530, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Yuck!
15531, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...
15532, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,You shut up!  I’ll be right back.
15533, Restaurant,,9,Joey,What are you doing? I said seven!  Argh!!!
15534, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,"Hey you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore."
15535, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe," Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?"
15536, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?"
15537, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song."
15538, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here."
15539, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Tell me more.
15540, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Really?
15541, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,Okay. Don’t you want a cookie?
15542, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"So, that’s it?"
15543, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Uh-huh.
15544, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Rachel,"Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these."
15545, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler," Good morning, everybody."
15546, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,He looks so tiny.
15547, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,"So you uh, have a…big work problem?"
15548, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,So you're moving in with him. What happened?
15549, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," You are? Me, too!"
15550, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
15551, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Joey,I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
15552, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites.  Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you."
15553, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Ross,"…so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles."
15554, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,Seriously. What?!
15555, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,It's a four.
15556, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"Okay, we’re gonna need a distraction."
15557, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,Oh there it is.
15558, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"You knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were...."
15559, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Where is she? I’m not scared of you! 
15560, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Joey,"Uhh, look, your eye’s still popping out a little, I’m gonna go get some ice."
15561, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,Yeah.
15562, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, You did.
15563, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh ooh, we have a live one!"
15564, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Well, I just lost my erection."
15565, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,I'll get it
15566, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,That’s what you just said!
15567, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel," Hel-lo, Rachel Green."
15568, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler,I didn’t know that.
15569, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! 
15570, Ross and Rachel’s apartment," Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings,",6,Rachel, Hello?
15571, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,Emma? Hey! Hi!
15572, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
15573, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",6,Joey,Hey! How you doin’?
15574, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!"
15575, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Yeah and I’m a horrible, horrible person."
15576, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Well, I thought so too, but then she said she’d marry you."
15577, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"You can have the last piece, if you want."
15578, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
15579, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
15580, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,No!
15581, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler, There he is!
15582, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Joey,"I have to go to the bathroom too, but I don’t want him complimenting my thing."
15583, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Phoebe,"All right, so, so you went to Pete’s..."
15584, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,"Sometimes, you should come over  sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…"
15585, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,You were under the pile of coats?
15586, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Oh, of course..."
15587, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel," And Monica, what are you going to make?"
15588, The theater," Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously",9,Chandler,Where the hell is everybody?
15589, Ross�,,9,Ross,I don�t know.
15590, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"I guess you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?"
15591, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,Hi! 
15592, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Monica, Hey!
15593, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,"Okay, that’s like the least fun game ever."
15594, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,With the claw?!
15595, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Monica, AFFIRMATIVE!
15596, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,He thought you said gonad.
15597, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?"
15598, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, Ross is here so..."
15599, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Chandler, so is the position of the bride.
15600, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel," Oh, me too."
15601, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Not even close.
15602, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Oh yeah, sure."
15603, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Joey, please."
15604, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no, Bonnie’s the best!"
15605, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, bye!"
15606, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,
15607, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,Yeah! 
15608, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Joey,"I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it  Maybe if they met me in person."
15609, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,No!
15610, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, great, you betcha!"
15611, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,"Oh, they-they sent me home."
15612, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Okay!
15613, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,We know it’s a girl! 
15614, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,"Well, my eye is a little itchy."
15615, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Chandler,"Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice."
15616, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,Hi.
15617, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"All right, bye!"
15618, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!"
15619, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross, WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
15620, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat."
15621, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay.
15622, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
15623, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!"
15624, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,Behind my brother's back?  ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
15625, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"What I said was, was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!"
15626, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,"Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people."
15627, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,It’s time.
15628, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, what 'cha reading? "
15629, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"What are you, a child?"
15630, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,What's going on?
15631, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little..."
15632, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,Who cares? I repel women.
15633, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,What?
15634, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Oh that’s great! Good for you.
15635, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
15636, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
15637, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,I have actually not heard of that.
15638, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, yeah well, good news, you’re going to have three babies."
15639, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe,'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
15640, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Ohhhh, come on!!!"
15641, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl."
15642, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"So, if-if I mess this up, there’s nothing else for dessert?"
15643, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Monday?!
15644, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross," You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat."
15645, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"
15646, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,This body? 
15647, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Then you're not gonna like what's coming.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you."
15648, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! There’s a lot of theories that didn’t pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry."
15649, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,Right? And this!  She-she could’ve won this!
15650, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!
15651, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Okay!
15652, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,Are you okay?
15653, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Monica,Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
15654, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now."
15655, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,What?
15656, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Ross,"Ok, got the vent open."
15657, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Wait! Oh wait! 
15658, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,
15659, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam."
15660, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler," Oh, and you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!"
15661, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,They go on one date and you’re worried about them getting married?! He’s not you!
15662, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,No.
15663, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Uh-huh.
15664, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend."
15665, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow!  You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
15666, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Oh Mon, I laughed so hard…"
15667, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,I can't believe this is happening.
15668, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play."
15669, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying.
15670, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two o’clock position.
15671, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,Where?!
15672, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is.  ""Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?"" Don't know!"
15673, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,Holy crap!
15674, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,No.
15675, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"Hey, I'm not that fond of you either, ok buddy? But I'm just trying to be nice for the kids!"
15676, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Chandler,You can always sell your baby.
15677, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her."
15678, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Why?
15679, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,Yeah! 
15680, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh?  But.. we don't have to go down that road."
15681, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Joey!!
15682, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"He’s right. Nobody’s gonna benefit, and you’re just gonna hurt her."
15683, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,The bigger half.
15684, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey," Hi! You uh, movin’ in or movin’ out?"
15685, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,You kissed my girlfriend!
15686, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's mine!
15687, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,"Oh! So-so seriously, what time?"
15688, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,Me! I'm up for puppets!
15689, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,He’s got this thing. And I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...
15690, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Hey, I’m not interested in her sweater! It’s what’s underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who I’m going out with?"
15691, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,It’s gotta be the first one.
15692, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
15693, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Oh my God!
15694, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl."
15695, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe,What?! Oh my...  Oh my God!! What happened?!
15696,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,"Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off."
15697, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!"
15698, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler," Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!"
15699, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!"
15700, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"Okay, I'm working on my flirting."
15701, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,One.
15702, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe,…so this guy was all  It was just so cool!
15703, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?"
15704, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch yourself."
15705, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose."
15706, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"No, 10 is the highest."
15707, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,Huh.
15708, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this."
15709, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,"Well, now’s a good time. I’m on my way to have my ears cut off."
15710, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean you’re not the only ones on your honeymoon!
15711, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that."
15712, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Ugh! Look honey y’know what? I haven’t told him yet, so until I do I don’t think I should tell anybody else."
15713, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah? Come and get it.
15714, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler," Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!"
15715, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Chandler loves marriage!!
15716, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we are so sorry."
15717, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,Hey.
15718, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
15719, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Aww, Joey, come here.  Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?"
15720, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,Whatcha doin'?
15721, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel, You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
15722, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Hey!
15723, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What?! What?! Rach what?!
15724, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"So-so, what do you want for lunch?"
15725, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh, y'know what, I didn’t want cinnamon on this."
15726, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel," Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!"
15727, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,"Oh, Joey! Sorry!"
15728, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,Yeah.
15729, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Chandler, She’s not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
15730, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,You are undressing very quickly.
15731, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"No, no, Rachel?"
15732, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?"
15733, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,There you go! Keep going. Keep going!
15734, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,Why not?
15735, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right?"
15736, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,I do too a little bit.
15737, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Okay whatever.
15738, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Chandler,"Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice."
15739, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Don't make me come up there!
15740, Central Perk," Leslie is singing,",3,Phoebe, I stepped in something icky.
15741, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,Mine?  Right here?
15742, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn’t agree to that!"
15743, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.
15744, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Yeah?
15745, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey," Hey uh Monica, I can’t remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?"
15746, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler, Here.
15747, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,I'm just cleaning up.
15748, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,Can I use your phone?
15749, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Now, does it really matter?"
15750, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Joey,"We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing..."
15751, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Ross,"No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do."
15752, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"I was going to tell you, but…"
15753, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting! 
15754, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,"Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?"
15755, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,Hop on.
15756, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Monica, Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
15757, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies."
15758, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Oh Soap Opera Digest award!
15759, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,"Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so..."
15760, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"30 seconds, okay."
15761, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
15762, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,Great!
15763, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment."
15764, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Yes. I mean, it’s what we always planned.  And if you have a plan, you should stick to it.  That’s why they call them plans.  Hello?  I’m fine."
15765, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,What?
15766, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler, What's the matter Joe?
15767, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Oh yay!
15768, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross, Hey!
15769, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Joey," So, what did you guys think?"
15770, Joey's audition," the director has returned and wants to see the combination,",3,Joey,"I know, it was the best I could get out of them."
15771, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,Oh.
15772, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,"Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?"
15773, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?"
15774, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Pat Sajak?
15775, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Is that a problem?
15776, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,But you found the keys to his clothes?
15777, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing."
15778, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,What are you talking about?
15779, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?"
15780, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,Don't touch my coat!
15781, Central Perk," Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd,",1,Rachel,"Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay."
15782, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something."
15783, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I’ve got you, me, and Chandler and I’m gonna invite Gunther ‘cause, well, we’ve been talking about this pretty loud."
15784, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, let’s open them!"
15785, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,What?
15786, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,I can’t believe you’re gonna ask Monica to marry you!
15787, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,"Nice!! Yeah! Is that part of your resolution, your new thing for today?"
15788, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,"Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…"
15789, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,I did not see that coming.
15790, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe,"Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles."
15791, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"That’s right, he can have his job back. I’m glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back."
15792, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Well I…I haven’t actually told her yet. I don’t want to scare her off, y’know?"
15793, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel, I didn’t ask you to do it!
15794, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,Wow!
15795, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. "
15796, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,You sure?
15797, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,"He just said, ""No strippers."""
15798, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,Hey.
15799, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,
15800, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
15801, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,My uncle Marcel.
15802, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,All righty. I’ll be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me?
15803, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Come on, he won’t even know what they mean."
15804, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on."
15805, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler,Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
15806, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe, Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
15807, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,"I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside."
15808, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Joey, just-just he-he’s new in town and I know he doesn’t have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. I’ll really appreciate it."
15809, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,Nothing! You go!
15810, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
15811, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel," Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!"
15812, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"She’s over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?"
15813, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,Not all bad.
15814, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,You must stop! 
15815, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break."
15816, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,Bye. 
15817, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, that's the same as ""it has something to do with wind""."
15818, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"All right. Although I don’t think we need one, I never stopped loving you."
15819, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Chandler, Yeah?
15820, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,Yeah. Okay.
15821, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. "
15822, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"No, absolutely. Y’know like it was umm…"
15823, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
15824, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Monica,Hi!
15825, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Chandler,What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
15826, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel, Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?
15827, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. 
15828, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?"
15829, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage."
15830, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,We're switching rooms.
15831, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Rachel,"Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!"
15832, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,You didn’t know that already?
15833, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Y’know you, really didn’t have to take me to the airport."
15834, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?"
15835, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,"Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after…"
15836, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is it’s the same day as my niece’s christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. ‘Cause my part’s just in the beginning I’m not even in the rest of the show—Wedding!"
15837, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross, Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
15838, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,How's the hair?
15839, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I see. "
15840, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,"Yes, but in Ross’s case, they both know in two weeks that’s it."
15841, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Well, I'm very impressed."
15842, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Noo!!
15843, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech."
15844, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,What?
15845, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out."
15846, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,His daughter was hot.
15847, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,We'd be eating our soup right now.
15848, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Thanks.
15849, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket."
15850, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Okay, you are totally making this up."
15851, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.
15852, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
15853, Chandler's office," he's on the phone, agitated,",1,Chandler, Whooooaaaa....
15854, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,"Yeah. Uh, …six dollars?"
15855, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler, Excuse me...
15856, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Hey you guys, guess what?"
15857, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,Nothing. We just talked about stuff.
15858, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Thats a bear.
15859, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen..."
15860, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said,  ‘the movie star.’"
15861, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. "
15862, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,You will like it!
15863, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, then you don’t know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if I’m wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive."
15864, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
15865, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,"I uhm... Well, I sang... "
15866, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Hey.
15867, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, I’ll take another question."
15868, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?
15869, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Ooooh, nice."
15870, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Okay!
15871, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe," Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry…"
15872, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y’know I’ve always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father."
15873, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Barbara! Hi, how are you? "
15874, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on."
15875, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,"But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!"
15876, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, that's probably a good idea."
15877, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler, Hey!
15878, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,FOOTBALL!
15879, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Ok, how about this We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!"
15880, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Uhuh, uhuh... Oh my God! This is really happening."
15881, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Interesting.
15882, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,Yes! Totally!
15883, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I don't know, a million?"
15884, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"No, that's not mine."
15885, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,
15886, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?"
15887, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me."
15888, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Phoebe,"I-I wanna be with her,  I like her."
15889, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!"
15890, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! That’s the creep that you’re with at the Statue of Liberty.
15891, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Hi...
15892, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Oh okay. Umm, all right.  Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?"
15893, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey," Pizza toppings, next!"
15894, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Monica, you broke up with him for a reason."
15895, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,"Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?"
15896, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?"
15897, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. It’s like my chance to give something back to the acting community."
15898, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Yeah! Yeah. I’ll be all right.
15899, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,"During this time…are you, are you still my best man?"
15900, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Does it have to do with Joey?
15901, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men."
15902, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Sure, what do you want to see?"
15903, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it."
15904, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Ross,"You're right, you're right, it is."
15905, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!"
15906, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"No! No! I shouldn’t have even opened these! I mean I—Joey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?"
15907, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,Gum!
15908, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey,Right! Okay. 
15909, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,Why are you here?
15910, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Ross,
15911, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!
15912, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,Phoebe?  You gotta come with me!
15913, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind."
15914, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,"Well, look, why don’t you just, why don’t you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us."
15915, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,Hey.
15916, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!"
15917, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman ,4,Chandler,
15918, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Ross,Hi Jill.
15919,,,6,Joey,
15920, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Joey,"I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal."
15921, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Sure, you want to go upstairs?"
15922, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"No you won’t. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he’s sorry. But,  you’ve got one more apology to make, all right, you’ve got to apologize to Mary-Angela."
15923, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Monica,"Mira, Ross, Marcel se llevo el control remoto. "
15924, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,"All right, don’t waste it, I mean its still food. "
15925, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?"
15926, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Oh, I-I don’t know."
15927, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"I’m sorry Dutch, I didn’t get that last little bit."
15928, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,"I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake!  No."
15929, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"If it helps, I could slide over."
15930, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!"
15931, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Yeah! I know! It was. Oh… the only sad thing is I wasn’t around when it happened for the first time.
15932, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Oh, that would be great!  I love him, I love him, I love him..."
15933, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
15934, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,Not right now.
15935, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,No.  Neither is mine.
15936, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I highly doubt that. 
15937, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?"
15938, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,I thought you said you read it in high school.
15939, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place."
15940, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Ah! The high road...
15941, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,Okay. But not about this!
15942, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"""Marriage. It's not for everybody."""
15943, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,You know what? Let�s not talk.
15944, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
15945, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica," All right, I’ll do it just this once! But you can’t tell anybody!"
15946, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,I’m gonna be a father.
15947, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica,"Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as...  ""gay as the day is long""?"
15948, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,"I’m making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared."
15949, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Monica,Ow!
15950, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,That is brand new information!!
15951, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
15952, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel," Spoon. Come on! All right, y'know what I think he’s bored."
15953, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,Aw crap! Okay—uh…uh let’s-let’s do the rings.
15954, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh Ross!
15955, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Oh my God!
15956, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here, so stop calling us.”"
15957, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,What do ya say? What do ya say?
15958, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"Joey, you don’t have to finish that."
15959, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey, For just you?
15960, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
15961, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Well, what did the police say?"
15962, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,Or that.
15963, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?"
15964, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,No! Pick me! I don’t want to end up an old maid!
15965, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh, I do.  How you doin?"
15966, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, I’ll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye."
15967, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
15968, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?"
15969, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Joey,Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!
15970, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Monica,"I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew."
15971, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Yes it has! I made cookies!
15972, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know?  Good luck, Rach."
15973, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Ew! Gross.
15974, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,No!!
15975, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,You do it!
15976, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross, 217.
15977, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,What’s the matter?
15978, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler, Okay…
15979, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?"
15980, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,I will not take this abuse. 
15981, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"Nooo, he’s leaving for a better job."
15982, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"You don’t, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?"
15983, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,But he's the same.
15984, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story."
15985, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,Why not? It’s built into the price of the room.
15986, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Chandler, Really?
15987, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together."
15988, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Monica,What are you doing?!
15989, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
15990, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,**  Who isn't?
15991, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel,Hey!
15992, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate’s understudy, Lauren."
15993, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross," I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!"
15994, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to…  Uhh what’s-what’s-what’s the matter?"
15995, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,I-I-am—
15996, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!"
15997, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,No.
15998, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?"
15999, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
16000, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"I will, really. I'll pay you back this time."
16001, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Oh!!
16002, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon."
16003, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘Quiet, bitch.’"
16004, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it."
16005, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Hey! We’re here!
16006, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,No-no
16007, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Congratulations! Wow!!
16008, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Monica, I tried to reach you at work. There’s....been a fire.
16009, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,That’s not ‘til Thursday.
16010, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Monica,All right? What’s going on?
16011, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,I like 'em.
16012, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is."
16013, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,"Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents  without having to talk to people I don’t even like!"
16014, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Umm, I'm sorry Judy, I couldn't find that bowl that you and Jack were looking for."
16015, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Joey,"But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?"
16016, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Joey! Those are my maternity pants!
16017, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,You still have feelings for me don’t you?
16018, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,I know.
16019, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
16020, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"Look, you guys, you guys should go.  No, I’m, you, you planned this all out, and I don’t want to ruin it, so you guys should just go."
16021, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Fine.
16022, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken.  Oh, I uh sold Mrs. Whiskerson."
16023, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Joey,Oh! 
16024, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,Yeah.
16025, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Oh, well. Everything that I need  is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them."
16026, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,Really?
16027, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica,"This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?"
16028, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!
16029, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,Okay. 
16030, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?"
16031, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,Oh all right.
16032, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Well, then so you just invite me...!"
16033, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,Hmm that’s weird. I don’t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
16034, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children."
16035, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,Y’know who has a great video camera?
16036, The Museum of Prehistoric History  MY SANDWICH?!!!,,5,Ross,
16037, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?
16038, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well I don’t think you can make that statement, unless you’ve been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely."
16039, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
16040, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,But you two were supposed to be together.
16041, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,
16042, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Here it comes. Our first kiss.
16043, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,What are you smiling about? What is so funny?
16044, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"In a sarcastic ""of course not""!-tone) No!"
16045, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,"Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading."
16046, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
16047, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.
16048, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Well…
16049, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,We need a hat..
16050, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Phoebe,I am.
16051, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,All we’re saying is don’t rush into anything.
16052, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasn’t on the list. A whore."
16053, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,What's that?
16054, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross," You’re right, thanks for keeping me honest dad."
16055, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Here. 
16056, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!"
16057, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,"Ooh, Ross, look! Look! "
16058, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,"Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route."
16059, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream."
16060, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,Hey Rach.
16061, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Okay, good-good for you."
16062, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?"
16063, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>"
16064, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh we can't, we already have plans."
16065, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,"Man, I knew it! I knew you were going to do this!!"
16066, Ross',,9,Rachel,"I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick"
16067, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,My God Monica!!
16068, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"That’s not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat."
16069, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Monica," Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy."
16070, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,"So I got your car, it’s right outside."
16071, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,Oh.
16072, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Y’know? And it’s probably really hard for you to be alone right now."
16073, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,You already know.
16074, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,So can we keep this between us?
16075, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel, Hey.
16076, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Monica,Rachel?!
16077, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,"Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room  could destroy you!!"
16078, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch!"
16079, At Pyramid," Joey is with the woman now,",10,Joey,"Oh, .. uh... uh... pass.  Okay, the little thing that hangs down at the back of your throat."
16080, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,Yeah.
16081, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Monica,How ya feelin’?
16082, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. The ’92 Ross wouldn’t.
16083, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,I'll miss you.
16084, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called ""Invisible things for Kathy.""  Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?"
16085, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home."
16086, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel," What, hey!"
16087, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,Hi!
16088, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Really? What?
16089, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
16090, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles."
16091, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,And I also brought my friend Joey…
16092, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,
16093, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,I just saw Janice.
16094, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot."
16095, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Monica,"I’m sorry, they surprised me. There was nothing I could do!"
16096, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear."
16097, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Well, I was thinking..."
16098, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,No.
16099, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,I’m sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.
16100, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, he-he can’t talk right now."
16101, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Okay, sure."
16102, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, What?! Why?!
16103, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,
16104, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,"Thanks. Thanks, but uh actually it’s just gonna be me again tonight."
16105, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross,"That, that is funny... .... and Rachel keeps touching him."
16106, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep."
16107, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Okay, here’s the thing. We’re gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that you’re drunk."
16108, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,He finally asked you out?
16109, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,What?
16110, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Really?
16111, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,Who are you talking too?
16112, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel,I have absolutely no idea.
16113, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Probably, yeah... I mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to Ross."
16114, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross, That’s cool.
16115, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, I think you’re really, really great..."
16116, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,Ten dollars an hour.
16117, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"She is gonna recognize that I did a nice thing and-and, appreciate it."
16118, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night."
16119, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?"
16120, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,"Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth."
16121, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,"Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this."
16122, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Yeah! I'm a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!"
16123, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe, Is it Chandler?
16124, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,I don't care... I'll be my something blue.
16125, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel, Hi you guys!
16126, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"I proposed to Chandler!  Alright, moving on..."
16127, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Okay, what does it mean?"
16128, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Because of the weekend, we had a fight."
16129, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,Your last dance. Do it for us.
16130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but not as good as batch 17."
16131, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,"Look, uh, just come later, we'll get everything squared away and you can come back later."
16132, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You'd tell me if you were moving out right
16133, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Well! Good night.  I’m going upstairs.
16134, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"<laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen."
16135, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe," Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!"
16136, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,You stepped on my egg roll?
16137, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica, I don't know why.
16138, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Chandler,"My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! "
16139, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, I—it's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley!  Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!"
16140, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that."
16141, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, hold the phone! You’re not Elizabeth’s dad?!"
16142, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Can I tell you something? Me too.
16143, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,That's a good idea. I wonder where I could  get a basket of porn…
16144, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica, Oh dear God!
16145, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Monica,I know.
16146, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Um... Ross?
16147, Chandler and Joey's," it’s the middle of the night, Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre,",3,Joey,Every night!!
16148, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Okay.
16149, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
16150, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,Calm ourselves?
16151, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,I don’t remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
16152, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?"
16153, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Monica,"Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down."
16154, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey, I don’t know! But it’s the same!
16155, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure ",4,Rachel,
16156, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered…"
16157, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,"Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote..."
16158, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!"
16159, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler," Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me."
16160, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly."
16161,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"Oh, I know! ""Oh...I slept with Billy Joel"". All right, who hasn't?"
16162, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.
16163, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?"
16164, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
16165, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,"What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?"
16166, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,Christmas cookie?
16167, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Rachel,What?
16168, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"No, it’s okay, but if I’m Marge, my breasts are coming out my back."
16169, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Hi! Hi! You’re crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
16170, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,Great. I feel like an idiot.
16171, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Good save! We're back on track, and I'm...  ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking."
16172, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, well I won’t uh, worry about this anymore then."
16173, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Ross,"So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?"
16174, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Oh no. Don’t, don’t, don’t start packing. Come on! "
16175, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
16176, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Oh.
16177, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars."
16178, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first."
16179, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution!  I thought I told you to get outta here!
16180, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,We’re not gonna lose to girls.
16181, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me."
16182, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Look, I know that I should’ve told them. I know I shouldn’t care what they think. I’m sorry."
16183, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,What?!
16184, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,"Oh, What's the matter?"
16185, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Yeah! In… really long hour world.
16186, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"…see I can’t decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table."
16187, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Look, doctor!"
16188, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus."
16189, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,He took my snack!
16190, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve."
16191, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing."
16192, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,Uh uh.
16193, In front of Macys," Phoebe is still ringing her bell, A guy puts some change into the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't…  Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!"
16194, The Broom Closet," Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door,",1,Phoebe, la la la la la la.
16195, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay."
16196, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,It was no big deal. We-we…said that the rumor was…that umm…you had both…male and female reproductive parts.
16197, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Are you sure?
16198, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Phoebe,"The exclamation point in the title scares me.  Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!"
16199, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,"Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?"
16200, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
16201, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel," Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, I’ll dump you too!"
16202, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Uh, yeah."
16203, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
16204, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,"Okay, good. Now that since you know, when you come over would you mind actually using it?"
16205, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"Well then we’d be in a lot of trouble, you don’t know where any countries are.  opened up?"
16206, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
16207, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel," Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!"
16208, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Okay.
16209, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe, You did it!
16210, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Why-why aren't you more excited?
16211, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Hey! Did you have the baby yet?
16212, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"�kay, see you there. Happy humping!  Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?"
16213, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
16214, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,"Oh, it's perfect!"
16215, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Joey,"See, this is a great apartment."
16216, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was…really wonderful! Did you just make that up?"
16217, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"Aw, y’know…Y’know, maybe we’re-we’re just approaching this all wrong. If you’re Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you’d go?"
16218, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"Ohh, that’s too bad!"
16219, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Oh yeah—No—You’re welcome. We’ll talk about it later.
16220, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Fine, let’s do it."
16221, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,"Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan."
16222, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,Yes! Your honor?
16223, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"No, I'm saying..."
16224, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Okay! Okay! Umm, Webster’s Dictionary defines marriage as…  Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh… I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old."
16225, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Let’s do the card!
16226, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"You know what, it’s, it’s better this way anyway. I mean I don’t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It’s just much easier if we’re just friends who have a kid."
16227, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Yeah, okay, Scott!"
16228, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey, Well—I got a head rush from standing up to fast right there.
16229, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,Me too. 
16230, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?"
16231, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs.  Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!"
16232, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,I don't think so.
16233, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey, Oh man! I thought I got it all!
16234, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you."
16235, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal!  Yeah, my pants are a little loose!"
16236, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,Why not?
16237, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"Oh, and I’ve got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym."
16238, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
16239, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,He didn't get the goggles!
16240, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!"
16241, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler, See you later Mon.
16242, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Who's Paul?
16243, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Touchdown!! Touchdown!!
16244, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!"
16245, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?"
16246, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"Oh, I fell asleep."
16247, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Yeah, I’ve just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone."
16248, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,I guess you're right.
16249, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"No, women are welcome to play."
16250, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,The diapers?
16251, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!"
16252, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything."
16253, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, What the hell are you doin'???
16254, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey, My scones.
16255, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"All right, all right, at least I’m prepared."
16256, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Monica,...What did I ask?
16257, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Ross, Hey. What was that all about?
16258, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,Fine! Fine!  Oh-oh!
16259, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
16260, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first"
16261, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,"Because, it's weird!"
16262, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this..."
16263, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,What? What’s going on?
16264, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Of course I will call you. I love you.
16265, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think I’ve ever heard."
16266, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,"Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you."
16267, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Buh-bye.  I just got us reservations at Michelle’s and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
16268, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time."
16269, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe, Did anyone else hear that?!
16270, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,What’s it about?
16271, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?  Rachel!
16272, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Count of three?
16273, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Joey,
16274, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,See? This is why you register.
16275, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,Okay.
16276, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Monica, what should I do?"
16277, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Chandler,Hi!
16278, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there ‘cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey."
16279, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?"
16280, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Oh, from who?"
16281, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,You didn’t propose to me. Joey did.
16282, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Oh, so you’re playing Adrienne, huh?"
16283, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Do you really?
16284, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Phoebe,Doing it on this table. 
16285, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Who is it?
16286, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to go to the hospital."
16287, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store…"
16288, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah! Oh, c'mere, Marcel! Oh, Marcel, c'mere!"
16289, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Yeah! Got it! 
16290, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 
16291, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s gonna be fine."
16292, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Uh, uh... Sure! Uhm... ""Dear..."" "
16293, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Can you go any faster with that?
16294, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey, What?
16295, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Sure we should... So.
16296, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,"Well, at least you didn’t rent yours from a store called, ""It’s Not Too Late."""
16297, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep."
16298, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.
16299, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?"
16300, Rachel has gone off on her own to look for the cat's owner,,1,Rachel,Wow. 
16301, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,"Marcel, Marcel, give Rossie the remote. Marcel. Marcel, you give Rossie the remote right now... Marce... you give Rossie the remote..."
16302, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Yeah I think so.
16303, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Monica,Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
16304, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding."
16305, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler, I'm not mad.
16306, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,It’s a different guy!
16307, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Not if you're gonna be like this!
16308, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
16309, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you do? Because she said you guys haven’t talked in like years."
16310, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel, See ya.
16311, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,Okay well I think…that’s your answer.
16312, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"Oh, well okay. Well, there you go."
16313, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Is something wrong?
16314, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth JLL GDCR.
16315, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!"
16316, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!
16317, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Monica,"Umm, can we see you ride it?"
16318, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!"
16319, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,"Okay, is this lamp in the same place?"
16320, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,Thank you.
16321, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Madre Sierra the of Treasure!
16322, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Good! Oh yay! Let's get down to business! Emma needs some makeup!
16323, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,Me too.
16324, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,Oh God! What did I just step on?
16325, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Chandler, Smooth.
16326, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
16327, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,"Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin’ guy."
16328, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!"
16329, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"Okay, one thing at a time. "
16330, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Wow. She does that a lot!
16331, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
16332, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,Have you ever been with a woman?
16333, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,Can I be that guy?
16334, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Chandler,"Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?"
16335, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey,"See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure."
16336, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,What about Emma? We don't have a nanny.
16337, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"Please! Are you kidding? I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody nose—I mean I-I’m not proud of it but, I really am. And it’s all because of you, wonderful, amazing you."
16338, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,Dealer takes two.  What do you bet?
16339, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,"See? Now, that’s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking."
16340, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Wait-wait-wait-wait!  Come on! Come on, let’s trade! The timing’s perfect, I just clogged the toilet!"
16341, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Chandler,"Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! We’re not even sure why we’re having it."
16342, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think?  Two days of darts, it’ll be great!"
16343, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Sure.
16344, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it —now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
16345, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Monica,"This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is."
16346, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Chandler,"I know, I know, but you’re gonna have plenty of chances. There are literally thousands of women out there just waiting to screw me over."
16347, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I was backpacking across Western Europe.
16348, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, London 1…"
16349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?"
16350, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Ah!
16351, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?"
16352, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey," ""I, oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!"""
16353, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Ugh! Women!
16354, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, it was so—wow!"
16355, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe,.
16356, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn’t matter. I mean, I think it would’ve happened either way. I mean if you hadn’t initiated it I-I-I know I would’ve."
16357, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Did you make brownies today?
16358, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"I’m talking about a bet, winner takes all."
16359, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! 
16360, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,Who?
16361, Central Perk,,10,Ross,Hey you guys!
16362, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey, Yes!
16363, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"Great…Great…and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didn’t want to make a big deal out of this, you know.  You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to."
16364, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"I don’t know, maybe we weren’t ready to have a chick."
16365, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Okay, he was talking about rules."
16366, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,Very!
16367, A Janitorial Closet," Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly,",8,Monica,"I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby."
16368, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,
16369, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,They’re not a couple!
16370, A restaurant in Rome," Monica is paying for the pizza,",3,Monica,"Why, how much is that?"
16371, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"That's funny, we were doing the same thing!"
16372, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted!"
16373, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,"Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!"
16374, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
16375, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"Oh, come on! We know what these are worth."
16376, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel, Hi.
16377, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Well then a small one!! Listen, let’s, we kinda have to get going!"
16378, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"So, what are you gonna do?"
16379, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Ohhh, here it comes."
16380, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,No! Not at all!
16381, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so..."
16382, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,"Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com."
16383, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,Which technically now you should give back!
16384, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! Really?!
16385, Lydia's Hospital Room," Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well,",1,Joey,Ew! What is that? Something exploded!
16386, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Wait for me! Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh cool, this is my first huddle."
16387, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
16388, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
16389, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
16390, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Honey, we don’t really have to go to this thing tonight do we?"
16391, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
16392, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Oh well, where is he?!"
16393, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it."
16394, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"No! No, come on let her sleep! She’s so exhausted."
16395, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Yeah it is.
16396, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,No.  A break from us.
16397, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,"Well, just wake him up!"
16398, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,One!
16399, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about.  Hey."
16400, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Phoebe,"Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic."
16401, Joey is back at Hayleys apartment,,9,Joey,yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
16402, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Okay?  Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it’s gonna shrink."
16403, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening."
16404, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos "
16405, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, I’m engaged!"
16406, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica," No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?"
16407, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these "
16408, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"Sure, sure. Ok,  See?"
16409, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Rachel,Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.
16410, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Monica,"Joey, do you work here?"
16411, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Chandler," So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!"
16412, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Apology accepted.
16413, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Okay. Okay. 
16414, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I thought so to until I paper mached one of my eyes shut."
16415, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"So, I’m in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. "
16416, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies."
16417, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future."
16418, After dinner,,3,Ross,Yeah.  Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad must’ve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
16419, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Phoebe,I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
16420, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,Alright.
16421, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while you’re making out..."
16422, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!"
16423, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Is that a problem?
16424, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel, Oh right.
16425, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Ross,"Wow, Monica’s letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?"
16426, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth...."
16427, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?
16428, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,I care!
16429, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,"Oh, we’re leaving. Bye Kash."
16430, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground."
16431, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,"I love you, too."
16432, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Joey,No-o-o!!
16433, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"Come on, two on one."
16434, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe,He is! But he’s getting divorced—Ross! Maybe you know him.
16435, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!"
16436, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City."
16437, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,"Oh, what’s the matter?"
16438, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
16439, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you�re right. I think � listen, listen!"
16440, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, I’m-I’m sure it would be amazing but I…gotta say I really-really don’t think it would be a good idea. Y’know? I really, really…don’t."
16441, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Phoebe,"Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler."
16442, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
16443, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,Can we start over?
16444, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,"Ahh, just like the apothecary tables of yore…"
16445, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Joey,"Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?"
16446, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel," Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!"
16447, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Hey!
16448, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Phoebe,I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
16449, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up?"
16450, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
16451, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,Are you serious?
16452, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I can’t believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! "
16453, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old."
16454, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here."
16455, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,
16456, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Chandler,You totally screwed him over.
16457, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,All right.
16458, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Chandler,Are you judging them by their covers? Because you’re really not supposed to do that.
16459, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-  -but, it's fine!"
16460, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,You’re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! 
16461, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Uh…lately, she just likes hanging out here."
16462, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!"
16463, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,Pheebs! You’re blocking the porn! Look out!
16464, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.
16465, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
16466, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
16467, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"It’s okay man, be strong. "
16468, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,"Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance."
16469, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
16470, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Look, I- I could go on pretending-"
16471, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Which is why you should do it.
16472, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,This is great!
16473, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,"46. Wow! Who's well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-ten-states?"
16474, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. "
16475, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"How about at a game, on the big screen?"
16476, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yes, yes, we had the sex."
16477, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Ross,Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.
16478, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,Sorry. 
16479, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
16480, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,Thank you for letting us see the house again.
16481, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!"
16482, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,"Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily."
16483, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?"
16484, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Why did you do that?
16485, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,Her name is Precious? Is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?
16486, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
16487, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
16488, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!
16489, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,Surprise…
16490, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross," I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs."
16491, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Joey!
16492, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah. That’s a great story.
16493, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,She picked those out too.
16494, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?"
16495, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
16496, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,"No-no, it’ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!"
16497, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,Nothing—Why?!
16498, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him?  Ow!! He's not even here!!!"
16499, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel," Y’know what? I don’t, I don’t think Phoebe really wants to come."
16500, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Pick one.
16501,,,10,Rachel,
16502, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor…"
16503, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Chandler,
16504, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,That is true.
16505, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?"
16506, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah!
16507, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Really?!
16508, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,"No! No! Phoebe, come on! I don’t want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!"
16509, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,I can't believe this.
16510, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"So uh, what did this woman look like?"
16511, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,I’m sorry daddy.
16512, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Come on! I think this is funny! 
16513, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around.  And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying…"
16514, Central Perk,,9,Joey,If you want I could loan you some money?
16515, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,Or. We could put a hat on his head.
16516, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,Fine.  Oh no!
16517, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
16518, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,"How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!"
16519, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,"You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick."
16520, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.
16521, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,He's... our age.
16522, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,Damnit!
16523, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Hey Pheebs!  Hey!
16524, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,
16525, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Bye!
16526, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,Well maybe he’s just taking a nap.
16527, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,I don’t—she said y’know that I’d have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
16528, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it."
16529, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!"
16530, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"All right, that’s it, I’m getting out of here."
16531, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,"No, we didn’t even pay our cable bill—maybe this is how they punish us."
16532, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.
16533, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,Maybe he found you flip-flop.
16534, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Monica,Hey! Did you find them?
16535, The Roof,,9,Monica, I love you!
16536, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,Tonight.
16537, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler, Nooo.
16538, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Hello.  Oh, hey Ross!"
16539, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!"
16540, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
16541, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,It’s horrible.
16542, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make."
16543, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,That’s right!
16544, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,Uh-huh.
16545, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Joey, just ignore the boats all right? We’re not finished with the lesson yet."
16546, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Mom no, come on! Thank you."
16547, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey," Hey, Paul!"
16548, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Oh my God!
16549, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Monica,"Y’know, maybe it’s best that we never got to do it again."
16550, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,Fine.
16551, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,You bought the beach house when I was 23!
16552, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
16553, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Joey,"Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?"
16554, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmmm, soup!  Hmm, soup!"
16555, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well, word of advice Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone."
16556, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
16557, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,Fortune! This guy is so stupid.  It's Count Rushmore!!
16558, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,I played bad on purpose guys.
16559, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government."
16560, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"Okay, you come up with an idea."
16561, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"So you don’t know that’s Barney’s the store! That can be y’know his friend’s house, or a bar. Who has Barney’s the store on their speed dial?"
16562, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break."
16563, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica, Woo-woo!
16564, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,I’ll take those to go.  For the kids.
16565, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross, Yeah!
16566, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Well at least, I’m going to mute it."
16567, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,You still love me?
16568, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,
16569, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,We really are.
16570, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,"Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!"
16571, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
16572, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh..."
16573, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit."
16574, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.
16575, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,I am very…very sorry.
16576, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,"What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?"
16577, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Really?!
16578, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Uh-huh. What happened?
16579, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?"
16580, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,Hey Pheebs.
16581, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,How does she do that?
16582, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler, Yeah?
16583, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Joey,"Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15.  All right, when was 1990?"
16584, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Like what?
16585, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Ohh.  Ooh!
16586, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"You know that’s nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!"
16587, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel, Oh my God.
16588, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?
16589, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Wait a minute! Now I’m betting against all three of you?
16590, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Ross,No way.
16591, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,Hey!
16592,,,2,Joey,
16593, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?"
16594, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,He's got nothing!
16595, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?"
16596, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Do you have a plan?
16597, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,"Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la."
16598, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"No, it's not, we have nothing in common!"
16599, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mmm-Hmm.
16600, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way.  Not you Joey.
16601, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica," Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?"
16602, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,"This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? "
16603, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"I can see why, nice shirt!"
16604, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler, Hike!
16605, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Good luck, honey!"
16606, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Phoebe,
16607, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special.  Y’know, technically we still are over international waters."
16608, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Every year.
16609, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!"
16610, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"I know what you need, you need a bodyguard. Hey Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?"
16611, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,You put holes in my baby's ears!
16612, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!"
16613, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,Oh.
16614, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"Oh, I fell asleep."
16615, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica, Go! Go! Go!
16616, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler," Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…"
16617, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,That’s me.
16618, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, but it’s okay, because when Ross left Mark came over."
16619, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,"No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax."
16620, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,Shh! It is a family name!
16621, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,Momentary lapse. Don’t-don’t you have any self-control?
16622, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"No really, I-I am! I feel bad!"
16623, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
16624, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Rachel,"Oh, my god."
16625, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Yeah.
16626, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,One.
16627, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,Then why didn’t you tell me to do that?!!
16628, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?"
16629, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,You really think so?
16630, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'"
16631, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler," But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!"
16632, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Do you wanna do it?
16633, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
16634, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles!"
16635, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Yeah, it kinda grows on you.  Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation."
16636, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,What-what?
16637, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,No.
16638, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Y'know what you should do?
16639, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
16640, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to."
16641, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Yeah, yeah.  It wasn’t every morning."
16642, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,Oh that’s right. You’re still set on that?
16643, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,"If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. "
16644, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine."
16645, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Well, sure! Come in!  Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?"
16646, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Good.
16647, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Phoebe,"Okay fine! Fine! We’ll just have to think of some other way to put the whole ‘Who came onto who,’ thing to rest! Come on now, think!!"
16648, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! "
16649, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Ross,"Pheebs, did…you want a cookie?"
16650, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
16651, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"Oh, where are you guys going?"
16652, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,"So this is nice! I wish I didn’t have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to.  Oh uh, by the way, what’s the name the girl you’re dating?"
16653, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Chandler,"Okay, you ready for the last picture?"
16654, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,How do you feel?
16655, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Who's Nancy?
16656, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from…Texas."
16657, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"Why, what happened?"
16658, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,I don’t what your talking about. 
16659, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Rachel,Does anybody need more coffee?
16660, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Joey," So, what did you guys think?"
16661, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,"Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane."
16662,,,6,Chandler,
16663, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Ross, Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.
16664, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!"
16665, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe,"Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before."
16666, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
16667, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,I will loan you the money. Just go to the hospital and let’s just get that thing…pushed back in.
16668, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,
16669, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks."
16670, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Well, not anymore."
16671, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Chandler,...That's it. I'm getting cigarettes.
16672, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,"What are you talking about?  She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!"
16673, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,It’s not a big deal!
16674, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe, Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you..
16675, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Are you sure?
16676, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Y'know, I'd walk back to London for another frosty one of those bad boys."
16677, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,What are you smiling at?
16678, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross, Okay!
16679, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant  Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man."
16680, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey! Joey! No, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybody pregnant!"
16681, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,Okay. 
16682, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I actually know someone in advertising. I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at a big agency. Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
16683, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,Or an uncle...
16684, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel,"Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, ""Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision,"" and under Problems with Performance I wrote, ""Dear God, I hope not,"" and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch."
16685, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel," Okay, gotta go! Wish me luck!"
16686, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,I do.
16687, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, what town are we near?"
16688, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time we’re 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and we’ve-we’ve already slept together so y’know there’ll be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, ""What’s that?!"""
16689, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"You know, the asthma guy was really cute."
16690, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Oh, this is soo bad. "
16691, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready."
16692, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
16693, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Okay, come here! Come here."
16694, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,Hello.
16695, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and I don’t have any cologne."
16696, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun."
16697, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things aren’t on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
16698, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,"Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom."
16699, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,It’s not a miracle Joey! I’m sure there’s some explanation.
16700, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Kim, hi."
16701, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes,",8,Joey," Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Rachel!"
16702, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,What?
16703, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Why do you want to play this game so bad?
16704, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Now that’s a thinker.
16705, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross, Hi Amy!
16706, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,...I hate waste.
16707, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Four different women! I’ve had sex way more times!
16708, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,No!
16709, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,And a lot could still get in our way.
16710, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us."
16711, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,Chandler!
16712, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. "
16713, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,You’ll be perfect for this! That’s already your name!
16714, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god..."
16715, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. 
16716, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?"
16717, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?"
16718, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.
16719, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,I do.
16720, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Ross,"Oh great, I live on the street."
16721, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"She's in her room, why?"
16722, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,I’ll take her back tomorrow.
16723, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,How about receiving?
16724, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Isn’t he an architect now?
16725, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"This isn’t how it’s supposed to go, there can’t be another guy."
16726, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Absolutely.
16727, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. All right, this is my favourite part of the weekend, right now, this."
16728, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Chandler,What does she do?
16729, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,She?
16730, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"What, uh... what were you thinking?"
16731, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,"Rachel, get the book! The book!"
16732, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler, Have I got the 50 guys for you!
16733, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Is Rachel having the baby?
16734, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,This is huge!
16735, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, let�s celebrate life!"
16736, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
16737, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Just be yourself. But, not too much."
16738, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,These old things.
16739, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay."
16740, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,What's up?
16741, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler, You knew about this?
16742, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Chandler,"Do you want us to leave the room, or?"
16743, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Ok.
16744, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,"Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back."
16745, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe," Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive."
16746, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
16747, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long...  It's not funny!!"
16748, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,"Ohh, these are pretty good."
16749, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Rachel, I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
16750, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"She doesn’t know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy."
16751, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel, It’s All Relative!!
16752, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,"Come on sweetie! You’ve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?"
16753, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross," That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn’t it?"
16754, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I need a date! "
16755, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, thank goodness!"
16756, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.
16757, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,430.
16758, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey, What?
16759, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"Okay, retract the device, retract the device."
16760, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"
16761, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"So you uh, nervous about getting married?"
16762, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,"Well, here’s another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?"
16763, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot!  Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!"
16764, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"No, no-no, Ross Geller."
16765, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Well, I’m also sending out.... good thoughts."
16766, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,I hate men!  I hate men!
16767, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,Great! It worked! No one’s sad.
16768, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,Okay. Umm…
16769, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,So you gave in and decided to call someone?
16770, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,"Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!"
16771, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica, Don’t come in here!
16772, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?"
16773, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
16774, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. "
16775, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Sure, I know lots of girls."
16776, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house?
16777, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Score.
16778, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica, Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
16779, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Hey, how are you guys doing?"
16780, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Monica,Nobody cares about the Dakotas. 
16781, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!"
16782, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross, I gave him an extremely professional massage!
16783, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?"
16784, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"but, but.."
16785, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,Oh!
16786, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,So did Heldi show you the place?
16787, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler, You said no right?
16788, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?"
16789, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,You can't leave me alone with her.
16790, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I’m going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can’t make lunch. "
16791, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"All good, thanks.  Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that’s easier to rhyme?"
16792, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart."
16793, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"No, yeah, we never find them! She’s always best at us that wily minx."
16794, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,"I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?"
16795, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time."
16796, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Hey, who's this little naked guy?"
16797, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
16798, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?"
16799, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Joey, I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
16800, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Oh you…you made pesto?
16801, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Chandler,"Okay, Ross is in the bathroom."
16802, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel, I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called.
16803, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,Hey Rach. 
16804, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Monica,"Oh, y'know.."
16805, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why..."
16806, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Well... I like how you look, what are you?"
16807, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,I’m trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
16808, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,"No, but it’s-it’s-it’s hot!"
16809, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,I have nothing to say to you.
16810, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Rachel,Hey!
16811, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Ross,"I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?"
16812, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party."
16813, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re talking about."
16814, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,"I’m watching the game, but I’m not deaf!"
16815, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"No, you’re too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!"
16816, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Joey,"All right. But, you’re gonna have to tell them. "
16817, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,There’s no back to this couch!
16818, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Oh, everything's pink."
16819, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,Emotional Knapsack?
16820, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Because it’s my apartment!
16821, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!"
16822, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?"
16823, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!"
16824, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"Tag?  Hi, who was that?"
16825,,,1,Phoebe,
16826, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Ross' shirt is torn.
16827, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?"
16828, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall."
16829, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Monica, What’s so funny?
16830, Central Perk,,10,Chandler, Maybe you do that next time you get married!
16831, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Now that she broke up with you?
16832, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
16833, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!"
16834, The Jewelry Store," Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store, She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr, T to shame on,",6,Phoebe,"Okay umm, I’d also like to try on the tiara.  What do you think, too much?"
16835, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,Well there you have it!
16836, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,That’s Bill Clinton.
16837, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Chandler," Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965."
16838, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,Did you hear that?
16839, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Oo...what's in the bag?
16840, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"No. I... I wanted to be with you. I don’t know, I feel like lately, I feel like you’re slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and you’ve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know it’s dumb, but I hate that I’m not a part of it."
16841, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,Monica!
16842, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Uhh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?"
16843, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin…"
16844, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,Mmm.
16845, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,"Y’know it’s funny I started it but, now it’s scary me. So could you come out here please?"
16846, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,That’s very funny!
16847, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,"Well, alright, then, forget it.  Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!"
16848, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it."
16849, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Ross,Great. Thanks! 
16850, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second."
16851, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,No. No food with a face.
16852, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Did you not hear the plot of the movie? ""She's been dead for ten years."" I'm gonna be a millionaire!"
16853, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey, A little bit more.
16854, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,So-so there is no party.
16855, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!"
16856, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Okay!
16857, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,These are her earrings.
16858, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Our apartment is ready.
16859, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Sometimes we were.
16860, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Oh! Suddenly somebody knows all about the side affects!
16861, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,Ok.
16862, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,"I’m hearing what you’re saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner."
16863, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica,But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. 
16864, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,"Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Let’s do something crazy!"
16865, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,
16866, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,I see you later!
16867, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse."
16868, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I'm in for fifty cents. 
16869, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Yes, we have something we have to get to."
16870, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,500 bucks at a flea market?!
16871, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Whe-where did he put it?!
16872, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?"
16873, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Yeah, but wait..."
16874, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Okay.
16875, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Wow. There it is, I see it."
16876, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,Okay.
16877, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started."
16878, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,He asked you out?!
16879, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Yeah?
16880, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey, How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
16881, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Yeah, they're mine."
16882, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?"
16883, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Ross,Well did you try calling her?
16884, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,What? Why?
16885, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin…"
16886, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, what is it?"
16887, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,Okay!
16888, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,. Well played.
16889, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Yeah! In… really long hour world.
16890, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,leave...
16891, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
16892, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Ah, y-y-you're sure you don't want me to do it again? I could do it with an accent, you know, Southern  ""I could go right now, maaan!"""
16893, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica, But I kind of have this feeling that we may have made a baby last night.
16894, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,I don't think so!
16895, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,"Okay, well I do know you."
16896, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,No! Do you wanna hear it?
16897, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,No.
16898, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Well that sounds fun too. 
16899, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica, Rachel!  That was a library card!
16900, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!"
16901, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?"
16902, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, it's me. Here's Ross."
16903, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
16904, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
16905, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him.."
16906, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh, hey, don’t forget your shirt."
16907, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Come on, let’s go!"
16908, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Oh-oh.
16909, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce."
16910, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Why, are you moving out?"
16911, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Chandler,Sure! That’s one of the great things about being engaged. I’m not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
16912, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Phoebe,Oh you made it!
16913, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra."
16914, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Chandler,"Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together."
16915, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,Do you realize that four weeks from today we’re getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
16916, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,"Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!"
16917, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!
16918, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Any woman would be lucky to have ya.
16919, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,"Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago."
16920, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,"Richard used to do it, didn't he?"
16921, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink."
16922, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,"Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, you’re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father."
16923, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
16924, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip..."
16925, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Phoebe,Did he mention us?
16926, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,Those are my shoes.
16927, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey,Oh my!
16928, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,I don’t know.
16929, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"I know that you’re new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum."
16930, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,Oh! Yeah! 
16931, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica, Who is this?
16932, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Oh.  Sorry!
16933, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I know."
16934, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Hey!
16935, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"So, we did okay at the strip club, right?"
16936, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah!  You sure this is what you want?"
16937, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,"No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?"
16938, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Wait a minute, look."
16939, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Good, and hey! My treat.  But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?"
16940, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
16941, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,No!
16942, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,"His first big kid’s bike, this is so exciting!"
16943, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,"All right, fine."
16944, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
16945, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,"Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!"
16946, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, We were supposed to bring presents?
16947, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Ross! Ross! Ross, listen! Who are you kissing at midnight, huh? Rachel or Phoebe?"
16948, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Thank you.
16949, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,"Please, don’t play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!"
16950, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Y'know what? I’ll think you’ll play.
16951, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
16952, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
16953, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Hey, what’s up?"
16954, The casting director’s office," Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak,",7,Joey,My whole family’s from Naples!
16955, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,How ‘bout just a boom?
16956, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,Okay.  Chandler? Can I see you for a second?
16957, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,What?!
16958, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross,Later.
16959, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe, I'm sorry.
16960, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"All right, don’t freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?"
16961, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Chandler,"I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had."
16962, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Monica,"Umm, listen there's something I think you should know."
16963, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!"
16964, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel, Hi
16965, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Oh Rachel, this is all so ‘Papa don’t preach.’"
16966, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,That’s great. Good for you guys.
16967, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,That sounds great.
16968, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I’m not saying she’s like evil or anything. She just, you know, she’s always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldn’t let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?"
16969, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,Edward Nevski?
16970, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh my God. 
16971, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,...What shoe?
16972, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them."
16973, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,"You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. "
16974, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Oh, I do.  How you doin?"
16975, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
16976, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,"Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean y’know you can’t date him right?"
16977, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Whoa, snowing out there?"
16978, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,"Oh, thank God!"
16979, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.
16980, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Chandler," I'm sorry, I got a little occupied."
16981, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Kinda like a big face without skin.
16982, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,"You've never said that in your life, have you?"
16983, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, it’d better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it."
16984, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, I like cards."
16985, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,I know!
16986, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Who did?!
16987, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,Secret? Married people aren’t supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.
16988, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, can you really tapdance?"
16989, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,Oh my god!
16990, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Chandler,Okay. Okay.
16991, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Thank you.
16992, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"She climbs out of the frame, and then drags her half-a-body across the floor, just looking for legs to steal.  And then with her one good hand, she slo-o-owly re-e-a-aches up and turns your doorknob."
16993, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,"No, you should."
16994, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I should have told you."
16995, Ross's new apartment," he is showing his boss, Dr, Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life,",5,Ross,Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
16996, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Ross,"Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise."
16997, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah! It’s so much better than first grade when you don’t know what’s going on and definitely better than third grade. Y’know with all the politics and mind games.
16998, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,I don't know!
16999, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
17000, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross," Hey, let's not do this! "
17001, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Rachel,You-you're not wearing a jacket.
17002, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Oh, really!"
17003, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel, Okay? You ready?
17004, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross," 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual."
17005, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey,"Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy’s theory. Okay?"
17006, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Monica,"Aww, honey I’m sorry."
17007, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey, No! Drums!
17008, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey, I'm gonna shoot this duck!
17009, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,"Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now."
17010, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey,Oh I am!
17011, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
17012, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set."
17013, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,"Guys, please, I’m just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?"
17014, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"But Mon, you have to get our money!"
17015, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!"
17016, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,Well that's pathetic!
17017, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,Yeah!
17018, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,My Father is Chuck Magioni?
17019, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,Well…
17020, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,What?
17021, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
17022, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel, Would you like some pancakes?
17023, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,"Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe."
17024, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,So she’s really not dead.
17025, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?"
17026, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Excuse me?
17027, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping."
17028, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,At least I care about his feelings!
17029, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I thought you knew that."
17030, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Ah, I’m sorry."
17031, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,Phoebe. We would like to talk to you for a second.
17032, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,Fine! 
17033, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
17034, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Night.
17035, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,You know what? I’ve been thinking about it. I’m really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
17036, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"I said, ""Geez, relax Monnnnn."""
17037, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Look! 
17038, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe, Your Visa bill is huge!
17039, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,No! Help me!
17040, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Thanks.
17041, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, don’t-don’t be mad. I’m sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Y’know? And it was our first date! Plus, she’s really sick!"
17042, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,Erin.
17043, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,It’s All Relative.
17044, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Sure. Why not?
17045, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,"Oh, ah with who?"
17046, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,You're good.
17047, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,You do it!
17048, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,"Happy birthday, pal!"
17049, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,What?
17050, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together."
17051, Ross',,9,Ross,"But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it."
17052, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross," Yes, of course they like you!"
17053, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,pelle
17054, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!"
17055, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella!"
17056, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
17057, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...
17058, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything."
17059, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18."
17060, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesn’t give us the right to erase his message!
17061, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,"Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we’re gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything."
17062, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Phoebe, Aren’t you gonna go?
17063, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
17064, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, it’s negative."
17065, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Okay! I just—I didn’t know that you are a lesbian. 
17066, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Right, I'll see you guys later..."
17067, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah I mean it’s probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there."
17068, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"All right, I’m sorry."
17069, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,She is so great! I miss her.
17070, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. "
17071, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe, Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
17072, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, this is bad! It’s bad! This is bad!"
17073, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,It’s not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I…
17074, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,There isn't that's what I'm saying. 
17075, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, it’s been twelve years."
17076, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Man, this sucks! Y’know if Mom and Dad don’t see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, who’s gonna be the losers then?"
17077, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler, Hi
17078, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,"So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy."
17079, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Rachel,"Oh, he sees her!"
17080, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Okay, absolutely!"
17081, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,Yeah.
17082, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Marcel?
17083, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, I gotta go. "
17084, continues," Joey finished everything,",9,Joey,Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive.
17085, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler,I think you know.
17086, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Me too. Alright, whattaya got."
17087, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,"I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?"
17088, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal."
17089, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'."
17090, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Phoebe,"Well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay."
17091,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Why?
17092, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,"I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers."
17093, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving."
17094, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why don’t you just hand over the keys?
17095, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel, Hello!
17096, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Yeah
17097, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,Chandler.
17098, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"Well, neither."
17099, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Rachel,I accidentally packed these with my stuff.  Who is this?
17100, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
17101, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you’re still gonna date him?
17102, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Men. I guy I know.
17103, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,I’m having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
17104, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Hey you leave Marcel out of this!
17105, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,"Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!! "
17106, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer."
17107, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,"Yeah, were better off without them."
17108, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,Hey.
17109, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,No-no! This is my fiancee  and her heart was set on that ring. You don’t want to break her heart now do you?
17110, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Rachel,"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!"
17111, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,Oh for the love of God!
17112, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,"I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands..."
17113, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"No, because that’s the right thing to do."
17114, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,Hey Mon!
17115, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,Like a date type  person?
17116, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,It’s not a big deal!
17117, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Yeah.
17118, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,
17119, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Paolo made a pass at me.
17120, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, but not just that."
17121, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Alright, but you have to do one sometime."
17122, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe, Oh my God!
17123, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?"
17124, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,"Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible.  That's right, I know some stuff!"
17125, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"So you might say, it’s a magic ring."
17126, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it ""Mike, do you take Phoebe...""  You know, it's every girl's dream!"
17127, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?
17128, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out.."
17129, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,Twelve dollars an hour.
17130, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Uh... November?
17131, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, Stevie’s an old family friend. "
17132, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Ross,"Hey! How’d the ah, basketball go?"
17133, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,She needs changing.
17134, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Ow!  Oh, that sounds nice! I am just there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!"
17135, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,I knew you didn't get a 1400!
17136, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Because it’s flattering! 
17137, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"Is ah, is Chandler around?"
17138, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,Op.
17139, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
17140, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Yeah, that’s the one. Listen, I don’t want to hurt her."
17141, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Six months Rachel, six months."
17142, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,You never run on a barge!
17143, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"No you’re not, you’re wondering which cushion it is."
17144, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,Good luck.
17145, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Okay.
17146, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs."
17147, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Ross!
17148, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Well, first it's not a purse."
17149, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Good night. 
17150,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,
17151, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,Six.
17152, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,Well this is great! I’ll give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
17153, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!"
17154, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English."
17155, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,So she’s a…
17156, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Joey,"Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica."
17157, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,I'm not scared.  HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.
17158, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Yes.
17159, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Sorry, I just uhm... I can't seem to get Ross out of my head..."
17160, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! "
17161, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,Bye.
17162, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Rachel,"Oh no, you guys, just stay here, I’m gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?"
17163, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,Chandler gets it! It’s Chandler Bing!
17164, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Borrow money from me?
17165, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,What about these? These look the same?
17166, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler,Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!
17167, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,What?!
17168, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel," I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!"
17169, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,That’s okay. Chandler’s the one I’m mad at.
17170, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,'Cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?
17171, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me.  I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, she’s looking at me. Hi! I know you."
17172, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Please! I made this game what it is.
17173, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!"
17174, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Okay, here’s the thing. We’re gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that you’re drunk."
17175, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,"Well, then can we meet him?"
17176, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, no problem. I’m so glad I could help. Happy for you. "
17177, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,So Rachel’s all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
17178, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?"
17179, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,We didn’t ruin it!
17180, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,"Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s."
17181, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Yeah, definitely!"
17182, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross,"Uh no-no, she-she’s out for the night."
17183, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,
17184, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,I wasn’t escaping.
17185, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan."
17186, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Does it always, uh--?"
17187, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,It isn't working.
17188, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No, hey-hey, come on,  Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!"
17189, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"Okay, okay. This can go on for a while."
17190, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"Well, thanks, we like him."
17191, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,Why?
17192, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica, Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
17193, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. I really like his glasses.
17194, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"They uh director. Uhh, her.  All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here."
17195, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,"Hey, it’s my list."
17196, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,"I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me."
17197, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Because a car backfired?
17198, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,I’ll get it.
17199, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,How was the pediatrician?
17200, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
17201, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,I am so on board! 
17202, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"But, let’s play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!"
17203, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.
17204, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Yeah!
17205, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel," No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese."
17206, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma."
17207, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise.
17208, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe..."
17209, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,FREE PORN!!!
17210, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"Honey, sweetie, by the edges."
17211, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Hi-e!!
17212, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Ross," Yeah, it’s a pumpkin. I’ll come pack."
17213, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,Because we won our apartment back!
17214, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Ross,You told her before you told us?
17215, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!"
17216, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  B - O - S ...,10,Ross,
17217, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Fine, I will.  Alright, fill me in! "
17218, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler," Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!"
17219, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"No, no, you’re right, it is a ridiculous name!"
17220, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler, Joey!
17221, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica, Chandler is such an idiot!
17222, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,What’s wrong with being the Bings?
17223, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff."
17224, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!"
17225, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?"
17226, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel," Okay, as everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast � to Phoebe. She dropped her sock."
17227, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"It's just a little bit more, honey."
17228, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh-oh, that’s your thing."
17229, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Chandler,I can’t believe you came back.
17230, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,"Coffee sounds great.  Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?"
17231, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"""I am what you made me! You know what?"""
17232, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.
17233, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just… "
17234, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,"Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit.  This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you."
17235, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Yes!!
17236, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,"Thanks for the help, problem solved. "
17237, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Rachel,No way. No way did you do this.
17238, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia."
17239, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Whoa ho.
17240, Monica and Rachel's," firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control,",1,Monica,"You know, it's a really funny story how this happened."
17241, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,What?
17242, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it."
17243, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,Nice try.
17244, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"Oh, is everything in the car?"
17245, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
17246, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?"
17247, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,I didn’t mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
17248, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
17249, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,Thank you!
17250, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Oh, he's just goofing around."
17251, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Is-is he coming? 
17252, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?!
17253, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"Well maybe I’m ready now. I mean, it’s a little scary, but maybe it’s right."
17254, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set."
17255, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Thank you. 
17256, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
17257, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Hey.
17258, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I can’t watch this. "
17259, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Oh my God!
17260, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,Ohhh! Kids!
17261, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,Not that big a deal? There…there was touching of things.
17262, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross," What’d you do, take him whaling?"
17263, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Rachel,Are you joking? Check out is not ‘til noon and he has a good  eleven minutes left.
17264, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel, We have to get her a present?!
17265, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,Why not?
17266, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,Thank you. We both forgive you.
17267, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,I can't believe she can out run you man!
17268, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Come on Ross! I’m miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me."
17269, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,"That’s right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind."
17270, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?"
17271, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number."
17272, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,I decided to pee.
17273, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,"Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas…and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they’re hungry or sleepy. Y’know, kids are tough. Good luck with that. "
17274, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,Then keep running. 
17275, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler, You wanna go shotgun?
17276, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
17277, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,It’s just the pizza place.
17278, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,Hey! What's she doing back here?
17279, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe," ""Are you in there little fetus? "
17280, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,He really is a chameleon.
17281, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,It’s Hexadrin.
17282, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,What happened?
17283, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey, Hey!
17284, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Yeah, it seemed pretty important."
17285, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me."
17286, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Whoah!
17287, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,"Okay, Elizabeth Hurely...."
17288, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
17289, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is."
17290, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, what department was that? The Jerk department?"
17291, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross, You like it right?
17292, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I know I couldn’t see it either at first, but it’s right umm…  Ross, I lost it again."
17293, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’s great! I mean I’m-I’m sorry, but I’m so happy for you. And now I can work for you!"
17294, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that."
17295, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,What?
17296, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,"No, but he’s always late."
17297, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, don’t tell us. We’ll just wait until Chandler gets home,  because it’ll be more fun that way."
17298, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"I’m fine, but that’s not important. What’s important is how was she?"
17299, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"I am telling you Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again! Now, is that what you want?"
17300, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Hmm.
17301, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,Yeah.
17302, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Bye.
17303, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,Yes I am!
17304, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,What is that?
17305, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. Oh, I loved him in those cell phone commercials. "
17306, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica," Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here."
17307, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Weh...*sigh*
17308, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"Okay, pick a card, any card.  All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?"
17309, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,"Nothing! I said, I said ""You're so great"" and then I just, I just stopped talking!"
17310, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey, Oh my God!!! I can’t believe that!!
17311, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop."
17312, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,What do you have against the duck?! He doesn’t make any noise!
17313, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, what-what are you doing?"
17314, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. "
17315, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,What happened? What happened?
17316, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler," Oh, no-no-no-no-no...."
17317, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Oh, well of course, the humiliating. So, so wee, we're okay."
17318, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,That’s it! 25 percent? That means that’s it’s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!
17319,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"If you have to call me name, I prefer ""Ross the Divorcer"". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry."
17320, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,Heyyy. 
17321, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,Really?
17322, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"I feel terrible, I really do."
17323, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross," Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!"
17324, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke.  Thread the needle. Thread the needle."
17325, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Beef in a dessert?! I- no no no, there is no way!"
17326, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Joey!
17327, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Chandler,"Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving."
17328, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream.  Oh! And you! Rach!"
17329, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey," ...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either."
17330, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,"Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?"
17331, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Rachel,"It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef saut�ed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!"
17332, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I’m sorry man.  Here’s a thought. This is the same ballroom. There’s a band. There’s gonna be plenty of dressed up people.
17333, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross," I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part."
17334, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
17335, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady."
17336, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,Yes it's true.
17337, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"Okay, I’ll see you later pal."
17338, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Joey,"Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know you’ll probably be hungry after the sex."
17339, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"No, but you're questioning my method!"
17340, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No! No it’s not. Joey, this is a smart idea."
17341, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Are you really that busy?
17342, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Oh! Suddenly somebody knows all about the side affects!
17343, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Ross,"Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she’s more.."
17344, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff."
17345, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Oh, we have some…"
17346, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Careful, watch her hair. WATCH HER HAIR!"
17347, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, What?!
17348, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No I don’t know Chandler! Not anymore! It’s like it’s like something’s changed.
17349, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,"Rachel, get the book! The book!"
17350, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,Yeaah.
17351, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to Richard on the phone,",3,Monica,"So, how’d the lasagne go over?  It’s a word!"
17352, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window.  Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window."
17353, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot."
17354, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
17355, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Joey,"Oh, ah- the kid has it."
17356, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,"No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs."
17357, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,No.
17358, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,C'mon! This looks good!
17359, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,No one got me an engagement present.
17360, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Monica,Oh.  Can I have a tissue?
17361, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,I know! I know.
17362, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?"
17363, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.
17364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
17365, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"No! No! No! The ""Come here to me"" is y'know for the ladies."
17366, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that y’know, you shared your feelings. It’s really, it’s beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?"
17367, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Hey!
17368, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica,Okay.
17369, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, I’m so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. You’re gonna have to tell me how you did that."
17370, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! 
17371, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey, Oh my God!!
17372, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,I think so.
17373, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!
17374, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Ok, we're still on that."
17375, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,So what are they doing?
17376, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
17377, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,Hey!
17378, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"Why, what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?"
17379, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, he-he can’t talk right now."
17380, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Pastrami.
17381, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’m not doing it alone. I have Ross."
17382, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Ross,"Pheebs, what are you doing?"
17383, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel," Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry."
17384, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Ooh, so close."
17385, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, ""What were you thinking?"""
17386, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,Wait. Why was he yelling at her? He’s the one who slept with someone else.
17387, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,"It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!"
17388, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,"C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now."
17389, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them."
17390, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,"You heard him! ""No bigger!"" ""You're perfect!"" ""Just don't get any bigger!"" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler."
17391, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Phoebe,What are you gonna name the baby?
17392, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I could, yeah, I can do that."
17393, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday."
17394, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Okay.
17395, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,"Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. "
17396, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey," Well, stuffed clams."
17397, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,What's the matter Ross?
17398, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?"
17399, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit."
17400, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Ooh hey, Emma, daddy has some presents for you okay? Okay? I want you to wait right here. Come here sweetie."
17401, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,You’re really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
17402, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,Okay!
17403, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica, I like that poster!
17404, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean’s office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
17405, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yeah, I need uh… I’m just—I don’t know—I don’t understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom."
17406, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,What?!
17407, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,I can’t believe someone would do that for a grade.
17408, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know… And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? "
17409, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,What’s the game?! What’s the game?!
17410, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,"Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep."
17411, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,You touch people’s eyeballs every day and this feels weird.
17412, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Joey,I gotta get the before shot!
17413, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!
17414, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Yeah, you are!"
17415, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,I was not flirting.
17416, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"But, I never left the room!"
17417, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic."
17418, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,I know. My arm is killing me.
17419, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, What?!
17420, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet."
17421, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,No its really okay… Monica!
17422, Eric’s Apartment," he and Phoebe are still making out,",8,Phoebe,"No, I got in trouble for that before. I’ll see you later."
17423, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,No I didn’t.
17424, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Ross,"Phoebs, It's open! It's open!"
17425, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,So how is this for our big double date tonight? 
17426, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler," If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem."
17427, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!"
17428, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,Hmm-Hmm.
17429, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, I…I am with child.  And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder."
17430, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,Oh my good God.
17431, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
17432, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?"
17433, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,"Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya’?"
17434, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,"Ohh, what’s wrong?!"
17435, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Uh, here. What time?"
17436, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,That’s okay.
17437, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Fifteen.
17438, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Uh, where do you think you're going?"
17439, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,That’s my gym.
17440, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Bye hon.
17441, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
17442, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel," Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from Fame. Ready to go to the movies?"
17443, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,Dad?
17444, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,"Oh, there’s banana on it."
17445, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,
17446, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!"
17447, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,We’ll try to keep it down.
17448, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Hey, I've been married 3 times"
17449, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross," Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work."
17450, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"You think?! God, I, ah, I’m in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel’s all like, ‘I love you and, and let’s work on this.’ And all I can think about is, ‘What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?’ when I tell her what I did."
17451, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,At this?!
17452, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"No, I’m not mocking you, "
17453, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, that's it?  A great idea! Oh yeah."
17454, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,"Okay, I’m sorry, this is insane! I-I-I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I’ll consummate this marriage right here, right now!"
17455, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,What is it?! What about Pete?
17456, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,You keep saying that.
17457, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you."
17458, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
17459, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,I don’t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
17460, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"Yes I did, I’m Monica, Super Aunt"
17461, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Pepper?,3,Ross,
17462, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica,That is so sweet. 
17463, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Ohh! Yeah, I forgot."
17464, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,We’re in the bathroom!
17465, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!"
17466, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,Hey!
17467, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late."
17468, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
17469, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Well, yeah. I can’t-I can’t stay here all night, and if I go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff."
17470, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,My Saturn dealership.
17471, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel, Wow! That was amazing!
17472, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Um,  Barry."
17473, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you’re gonna take him? Joey, I don’t think you’re comprehending just how slutty this dress is!"
17474, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel, See? I don’t want it.
17475, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Oh. Then, no."
17476, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches."
17477, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"Okay, good luck!"
17478, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,Yeah... I think we do... ... about what?
17479, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,"Ah, come on, sneakers are easy. You wear sneakers all the time."
17480, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Phoebe, If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
17481, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
17482, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Year’s Eve 1997."
17483, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains."
17484, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,That’s what I do now.
17485, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,You can see where he'd have trouble.
17486, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,I'd say that chair's taking the brunt.
17487, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey," I know, I'm sorry, but can I just have a quick second to run to the bathroom?"
17488, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,"All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house."
17489, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?"
17490, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe, Hello you.
17491, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,I can’t. I’m busy. I’m apartment hunting.
17492, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh, hey, don’t forget your shirt."
17493, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?"
17494, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,Will you marry me?
17495, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,"Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, it’s time the velvet ropes came down."
17496, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Dangerous Liaisons.
17497, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,Yeah! Me too. 
17498, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. See? 
17499, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Okay, bye-bye. "
17500, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, I’ll prove it to you, okay. I’ll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I’ll still win the game."
17501, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep."
17502, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"No, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?"
17503, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!"
17504, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,It’s frightening.
17505, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,Honey I swear it we just kissed.
17506, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel," Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you."
17507, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,"Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe..."
17508, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,I think he's shy.
17509, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,Yeah?
17510, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,How’s Monica coming along with her vows?
17511, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I want to go to the bathroom. 
17512, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work."
17513, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'!  Don't worry, those are the right letters."
17514, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross,Right.
17515, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; I’m late for work."
17516, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,Oh yeah.
17517, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Monica," Wow! She is pretty, huh?"
17518, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,No...
17519, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Howdy partner!
17520, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,"Well, it does not ring a bell with me..."
17521, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler," Y'know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe."
17522, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Phoebe moved out.
17523, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ooh, I have another idea!"
17524, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers."
17525, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,"Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!"
17526, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to."
17527, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars."
17528, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Have you been working out?
17529, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,You know where Joey is?
17530, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,Yeah. Right.
17531, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,Yes! Have you seen it?
17532, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?"
17533, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God."
17534, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,"This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!"
17535, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,"Oh my God, introduce us!"
17536, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,"Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and…"
17537, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,I think it's winning.
17538, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!"
17539, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?"
17540, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,That's so gross!
17541, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
17542, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,Let’s call ‘em.
17543, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one?  She was a big girl.
17544, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Chandler,Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.
17545, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?"
17546, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Right, okay, um-mm."
17547, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler, Why!?
17548, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Monica,"You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... "
17549, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Why don’t you open with a joke?
17550, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,Oh.
17551, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica, Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
17552, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Thanks. 
17553, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore."
17554, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Nooo!
17555, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"All right, let's uh, let's bring it back down and-and try again."
17556, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,Excuse me.
17557, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,Hey!
17558, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Ross,"Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that."
17559, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"No, you don’t want this. I want to have your grandmother’s cookie recipe."
17560, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"Yeah, but don’t you think...."
17561, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Oh my God!
17562, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey."
17563, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah, just a crush! That’s all this is! It’s a crush! I’m Joey; I don’t get deep feelings."
17564, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Joey,Hey!
17565, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,Hey! Are you okay?
17566, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn’t you start feeling silly?"
17567, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler,Really?!
17568, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,"Oh, come on, there’s a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo."
17569, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
17570, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you’re obsessed with her. It’s always, ""Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?"" ""Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?"" ""When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?"" You want her!"
17571, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,Thanks.
17572, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"Oh, see that’s where you’re wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didn’t see it up there, just-just try me."
17573, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip."
17574, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Monica,"Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?"
17575, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,"No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. "
17576, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Dance karate?
17577, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,Who is it?
17578, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Joey,Didn't I tell ya? Always showin' off.
17579, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,Why not?!
17580, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"Fair? Please don’t even talk to me about fair! Fair would’ve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair would’ve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!"
17581, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!"
17582, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,Joey!!
17583, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,You’re gonna be late! Go! Go! 
17584, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly.."
17585, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,"Bikini, French cut, thong! And-and the fabrics! You’ve got cotton, silk, lace! And y’know what I’ve always wondered about?"
17586, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
17587, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Monica,"Y'know what, I like Kathy."
17588, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Well, I didn't know what else to do!"
17589, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, that is better."
17590, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Here’s another plan…No!
17591, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,"Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on.  She's back! Hot girl's back!"
17592, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Go! I have it in my book. Go!  Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller."
17593, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ugh, PBS!"
17594, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"Yeah, 15 hundred dollars."
17595, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Oh my God!
17596, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Ooh, names?"
17597, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, by Sandrine."
17598, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,You guys know where Rachel is?
17599,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross," Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?"
17600, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"Well, you used to like playing the guitar."
17601, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica, We?
17602, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,One.
17603, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Ooh, I wanna switch to Rachel too!"
17604, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,What?
17605, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
17606, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there."
17607, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I..."
17608, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,I don’t want people to see it for your sake.
17609, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!"
17610, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?"
17611, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Chandler," Yes, he is!"
17612, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,Yeah! Have a great honeymoon!
17613, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,
17614, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it."
17615, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Oh, that's Ross's."
17616, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"""Ooo,"" what?"
17617, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"You know, the asthma guy was really cute."
17618, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
17619, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?"
17620, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,No we weren’t!
17621, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel, What?! What?!
17622, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed."
17623, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break the"
17624, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"Come on, she'll be here any minute."
17625, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Third door on the left.
17626, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Wha-
17627, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Okay. Well, apparently Chandler’s angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago."
17628, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,We think Chandler might be having an affair.
17629, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Ross.
17630, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Rachel,"Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!"
17631, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, but this can’t be good for the baby."
17632, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Ugh, y’know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York."
17633, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!"
17634, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,What?
17635, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Then why did I ask?
17636, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!"
17637, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,Hi!
17638, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ross I’m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail."
17639, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Rachel, Really?
17640, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,What’s wrong with you?
17641, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Rachel,Yep!
17642, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,No!! You have been screwing us all day!
17643, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you."
17644, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird."
17645, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler, What did you do?
17646, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know he lost his keys so he was looking for them…"
17647, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler, Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!
17648, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, hold the phone! You’re not Elizabeth’s dad?!"
17649, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
17650, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Oh-oh, sorry, it’s this way, it’s this way. "
17651, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock!"
17652, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Joey,"Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago."
17653, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Really?
17654, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. "
17655, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,What's the thing you know?
17656, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop."
17657, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey," Hey, that coupon expires, you know."
17658, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,[to Kathy] Goodnight.
17659, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,"Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you."
17660, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"Yeah, y’know at first I thought we could talk about this y’know, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I don’t think I…"
17661, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica, What?
17662, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,I didn’t. I got under him.
17663, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother."
17664, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,Rach we have a code brown situation.
17665, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe, Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
17666, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe," Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!"
17667,,,1,Chandler,
17668, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Oh, so that’s why the priest threw holy water on me.  Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate."
17669, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Pretty soon I guess.
17670, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"No, although now that's what I'm thinking."
17671, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Fine.
17672, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,What?!
17673, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Oh ok.
17674, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,What? 
17675, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler.  Phoebe.  Joey, what up?"
17676, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,Hey guys.
17677, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,Really?
17678, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Yeah?
17679, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"So, for the whole weekend?"
17680, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God! You’re getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
17681, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Oh, I hate this story."
17682, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Ross,"Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift."
17683, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Phoebe,"Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isn’t here!"
17684, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Phoebe,So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
17685, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,We all hate Emily!
17686, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,See? 
17687, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,Floopy?
17688, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke.  Thread the needle. Thread the needle."
17689, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,Hi.
17690, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Because it’s Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!
17691, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Hi...
17692, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,No.
17693, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,Yes it is!
17694, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,See?
17695, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Just get out! Now!!
17696, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
17697, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,Hold it!  N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
17698, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Uh-hmm. I’m just thinking about Phoebe; poor knocked up Phoebe.
17699, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Okay.
17700, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,"Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!"
17701, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream.  What? I read that."
17702, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross," I-I’m sorry Rach, I didn’t know. Are you gonna be okay?"
17703, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Chandler?
17704, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,Fine.
17705, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel, You’re not the man who left the cell phone.
17706, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Yeah.
17707, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler,",4,Chandler,Can I sleep on your couch?
17708, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,"So you uh, have a…big work problem?"
17709, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! 
17710, Ross�,,9,Ross,Are you kidding?
17711, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,I guess I didn’t really think about it.
17712, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!"
17713, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hi!
17714, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Y’know what… 
17715, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent."
17716, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica, It wasn’t funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didn’t you pick me?
17717, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won’t do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great."
17718, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,"Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep."
17719, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s."
17720, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey! Chef Geller! Y’know that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
17721, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Chandler,All right.
17722, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
17723, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Well, are any of those people here?!"
17724, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
17725, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,See now-now you’re taking them away from their home.
17726, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Dude. 
17727, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"""Ooo,"" what?"
17728, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!"
17729, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Look, they must be stopped!"
17730, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"No! No! I'm talking you up to people. Just give it a little time, all right? Relax, get something to eat! Okay?"
17731, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,You are so cute. 
17732, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends."
17733, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross," This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known."
17734, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,Okay.
17735, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?"
17736, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Monica,"Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate."
17737, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,"Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control."
17738, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Mr. D, how’s it going, sir?"
17739, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry."
17740, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler, Hello?
17741, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar."
17742, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,Hi Julie.
17743, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Hey!
17744, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?"
17745, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Monica,"Really! That long?!  Look all you want, it’s happening!"
17746, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe,Okay.
17747, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, Not really.
17748, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?"
17749, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,"Ethan, it's um... it's icky."
17750, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! 
17751, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Ross," Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out."
17752, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,Curry.
17753, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel, Hmmm!
17754, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Yeah I think so.
17755, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"Yeah! Oh he’s great, I love him. "
17756, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend. This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?"
17757, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,But what?
17758, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Joey, Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
17759, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit."
17760, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,He's planning your birthday party.
17761, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Rachel,"Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while."
17762, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
17763, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. "
17764, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,
17765, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, so... They gotta die someday.  HELLO!"
17766, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel, I have a date with Danny.
17767, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, this one’s for Chandler. Here."
17768, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
17769, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,What?
17770, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica, Thank you.
17771, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Hi!
17772, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,Yes I am! Again so simple!
17773, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, Has it been that long?!
17774, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,It won't come off!
17775, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica, No.
17776, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,Still thinking about it huh?
17777, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?"
17778, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Joey,"All right, all right. "
17779, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
17780, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well."
17781, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer.  See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser."
17782, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,Why would I be mad?
17783, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
17784, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,Hi.
17785, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica," Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?"
17786, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey, What's this?
17787, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,I played bad on purpose guys.
17788, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. "
17789, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"No, you know what, I think you should go."
17790, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
17791, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,What difference does that make?!
17792, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"Well, apparently she does."
17793, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,Hey!
17794, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,Yes!
17795, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.
17796, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Monica,Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
17797, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax."
17798, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is it’s Chandler!"
17799, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Hey, I’m not going to rush into anything!"
17800, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Ye... Yeah... Yeah... You got shellfish in your head.
17801, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
17802, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, gal pal Rachel Green.
17803, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Really?
17804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica, Who is that?!
17805, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"No, God! Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? Right now you just need to get some rest."
17806, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Monica,"Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo."
17807, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Did you just flick me?
17808, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,Yeah?
17809, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,You took the same class twice.
17810, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,I don’t think we’ve actually done this before!
17811, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Sure.
17812, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Fine, I'll give the suit back."
17813, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Tell me about it! ""Unlimited nights and weekends!"" "
17814, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Rachel,You don't want to work for a guy like that.
17815, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,Now she's passed.
17816, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"So you don’t know that’s Barney’s the store! That can be y’know his friend’s house, or a bar. Who has Barney’s the store on their speed dial?"
17817, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Hmm.  Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?"
17818, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything."
17819, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,Huh?
17820, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself."
17821, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally."
17822, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Wait, no, look at this!  ""Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay…"" Oh, yeah, but it’s on the ground floor."
17823, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Well, I…"
17824, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Do you really see this as a long-term thing?
17825, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,A superhuman thirst for knowledge.
17826, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everything’s gonna be alright."
17827, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Uh, yeah, yeah I'll, I'm right behind you."
17828, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,We’re not actors.
17829, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Ohh-ha-ha!
17830, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Monica,"Hi.  Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were."
17831, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Phoebe,"She’s made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen."
17832, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,"Well, we are ready to try anything."
17833, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you have to lift it and point."
17834, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Ross,Looking up?
17835, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge."
17836, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
17837, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
17838, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,I don't think so.
17839, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"What, he’s 18."
17840, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
17841, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Are you okay?
17842, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop!  And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?"
17843, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
17844, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,"Okay. It’s okay. We’re gonna be okay. Y’know what? It’s okay. I’m gonna, I’m gonna, I’m gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!"
17845, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,Say it... say it!
17846, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Well, I-I better get to class  Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way, Phoebe?"
17847, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask."
17848, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,I’m fine.
17849, Gary and Phoebe's apartment," it's morning and they're both waking up in bed,",5,Phoebe,Okay.  Oh! Oh no.
17850, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Uh huh. 
17851, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,"Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something."
17852, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, I’m about to dance with this lady."
17853, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Oh! Ooh! Umm!
17854, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross," Hi! I’m sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night."
17855, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Hey guys! Hey!
17856, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!"
17857, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,What do you mean?
17858, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie."
17859, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,
17860, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"I’m sure you’re right, but why?"
17861, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Because I’m not.
17862, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,"No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there."
17863, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,Then don’t leave me!
17864, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy.  Aramis? Aramis?"
17865, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Two thousand dollars?
17866, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?"
17867, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,Huh.
17868, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Chandler,Wait! You’re going out with Kathy!
17869, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
17870, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,"Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine."
17871, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Manhattan does not have enough stores.
17872, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,"Morning, hey, you made pancakes?"
17873, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,I guess so.
17874, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!"
17875, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Chandler,"Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I’m gonna break up with you!"
17876, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, I don’t really their permission."
17877, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,Me?!
17878, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
17879, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Then it's okay! 
17880, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,No!
17881, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,Fine! Happy Anniversary!
17882, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,It’s kinda slutty.
17883, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my ""plan-laugh."" "
17884, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Phoebe,Being pregnant is tough on your tummy.
17885, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"I'm fine, just a little tired, I'm okay. How's Richard doing?"
17886, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,What?
17887, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, my first birthday present...  ..oh, this is really..."
17888, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,"What? Okay, okay, okay, okay."
17889, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
17890, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Chandler,Yes that was mine.
17891, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,You're not going to go.
17892, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
17893, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
17894, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?"
17895, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,Uh-oh.
17896, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Shall I carve?
17897, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Hi.
17898, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,You’re not stupid. You’re meaner than I thought.
17899, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Well, he’s too shy, he doesn’t thing he’s good enough to dance with girls yet."
17900, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,Okay.
17901, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica," Rachel, I need to borrow—You’re not packed!!!! You’re not packed even a little bit!"
17902, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yep, pretty much."
17903, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth."
17904, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,"Okay Phoebe calm down, there’s no need to place blame. Okay?  I warned her about those candles."
17905, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind.  Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?"
17906, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"‘Cause Carol’s a lesbian.  And, and I’m not one. And apparently it’s not a mix and match situation."
17907, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yep, I’m in a tree."
17908, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey.
17909, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Really?!
17910, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Hi, did you order some bananas?"
17911, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey, All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?
17912, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Joey,What is the big deal? 
17913, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross, I can’t believe you told her I was going to propose!
17914, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,How about receiving?
17915, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian."
17916, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,"Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but it’s just…I’ve never even been nominated before! I want it so much."
17917, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,"Nope, nope, I’d just ah, I’d rather talk to you. "
17918, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,"Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish."
17919, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Okay, you guys, just relax. "
17920, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey,"Oh, you’re Phoebe’s fan!"
17921, Ross' apartment,,9,Ross, Monica?
17922, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, I’m not playing tonight."
17923, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, ""What were you thinking?"""
17924, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,Who is it?
17925, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey, I wanna gooooooo!
17926, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,Oh my God! You’re pregnant!
17927, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,You sure?!
17928, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe," Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together."
17929, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, I didn’t understand that, but y’know, maybe that’s ‘cause you were speaking the secret language of love!"
17930, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,Okay!
17931, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,Congratulations!
17932, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
17933, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Oh, honey that's awful."
17934, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey,"Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse."
17935, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?"
17936, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,Really?!
17937, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
17938, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"That’s it, your doing great."
17939, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
17940, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,No. No. I don’t think so.
17941, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Then what did happen?
17942, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,"No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would’ve just stepped aside."
17943, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,"Well, I’ve just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn’t have naked chicks on it."
17944, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler," Hey Ross, look what I've got going here."
17945, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,All right.
17946, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,"Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?"
17947, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Fancy guest.
17948, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Yep!
17949, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Okay.
17950, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay.
17951, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Is that—are you saying yes? Is that yes?
17952, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,So? Do you think we should get it?
17953, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Oh my God! Let me see. 
17954, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Phoebe,"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so..."
17955, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Chandler,Which smells delicious!
17956, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Fine.
17957, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Chandler,"If you listen very carefully, I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang."
17958, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,You don’t even have a car!
17959, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,"So, he a little enthusiastic, what’s wrong with that?"
17960, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Hey Joe!
17961, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I’ll see you guys later. Thanks. "
17962, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"No, they-they weren’t in the play."
17963, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey, Bite me?
17964, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare."
17965, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
17966, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, I change my mind! "
17967, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,I got me some drinks!
17968, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"It’s not a big deal? Oh, I’m sorry I just…um, I…what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I like—you-you can’t stop thinking about her. Like how you can’t sleep?"
17969, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,And she’s back in the game.
17970, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,Hey Pheebs!
17971, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realised…"
17972, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl."
17973, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"It was the chair again! Okay? I’m not doing it! It what—look, I don’t—y’know what—eh-eh…  Hi."
17974, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!"
17975, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Rachel,"Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"
17976, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Alright, now I really have to go. Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there."
17977, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,Would you please get some rest!
17978, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,She will be after tonight.
17979, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Of course not, because you’re in love with her."
17980, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Rachel,"All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. "
17981, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes."
17982, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Peanut butter!
17983, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Did Rachel find you?
17984, Nana's house," Ross, Mrs, Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes,",1,Ross, I don't see why not.
17985, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,Of course they’re listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
17986, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"No one, I’m just saying if... "
17987, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
17988, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night."
17989, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"Nope. Op, wait! There he goes."
17990, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"No, it's not just that. It's just—I want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... "
17991, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Oh-ow!
17992, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between ‘em."
17993, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"Oh, y’know what? It’s probably just your burnin’ loins."
17994, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Okay.
17995, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,I'm fine.
17996, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
17997, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,"I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!"
17998, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Monica,"Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later."
17999, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,And the fireplace in the bedroom.
18000, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,Hi!
18001, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms. "
18002,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone?  ""Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!"" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"""
18003, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Ohh!  Really?!
18004, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Monica,"Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?"
18005, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,Wait a minute.
18006, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel," Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!"
18007, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"Okay, okay. This can go on for a while."
18008, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, sure... "
18009, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler," So, you busy Thursday?"
18010, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Left!  Thank you.
18011, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Monica,Will you stop!
18012, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,I can't believe we are at a real college party!  I have to pee so bad!
18013, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!"
18014, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!"
18015, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,He’s not 11!
18016, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, you have to tell her."
18017, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,It’s my new apothecary table!
18018, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,"It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay?  Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!"
18019, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Nope.
18020, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, come on...  Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together."
18021, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"I know, I lied! I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can’t even see my own baby!"
18022, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that looks good."
18023, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey," Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please."
18024, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Are you okay?
18025, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel, Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!
18026, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"It’s Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card."
18027, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Ross, Are you intrigued?
18028, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe, Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
18029, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel," Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, ""Guy-in-van""?"
18030, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,Hi honey!
18031, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel, Yes.
18032, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Yeah I bet! Look out! 
18033, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?"
18034, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"No! No! No! No it’s not! No it’s not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we don’t have the…  We don’t have the…that lamp! And-and that screen is y’know, on the other side."
18035, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Ross,You kissed her.
18036, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Well, I eat a lot of meat right?"
18037, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,"Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces."
18038, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,Okay.  I'll miss you.
18039, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,Hot?
18040, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"Yes, we don’t get married unless there’s a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight  then there’s a definite sign that we should get married."
18041, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! It sure didn’t look this way when I lived here.
18042, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"No, Mike's here."
18043, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"So, Phoebe runs weird huh?"
18044, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,"I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her."
18045, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica," Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!"
18046, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Uh, I don’t know, whatever."
18047, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Thank you. 
18048, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this?  This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?"
18049, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,
18050, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,Who wants to make some long distance calls?
18051, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Joey,I didn’t do that! Who would’ve done that?!
18052, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Then you're not gonna like what's coming.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thank you, thank you."
18053, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Really stupid.
18054, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
18055, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What?!
18056, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Uh, Paul’s Caf�. They got great food and it’s really romantic."
18057, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,How long has it been since you had sex?
18058, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, But I didn’t want to.
18059, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Monica,He is so amazing.
18060, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,But-but you know you cannot get involved with your assistant.
18061, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"Hey! No-no-no-no, you can’t take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!"
18062, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,You’re gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
18063, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,I’m just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that you’re okay.
18064, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,"Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?"
18065, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn’t take it."
18066, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!"
18067, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Yeah! I'll cook!
18068, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"Y’know, you’re right. Thank you."
18069, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Great! Because people kept showing up, I think it’s like uh-a thing!"
18070, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,The paper.
18071, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?"
18072, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,They actually said that?
18073, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"You're right, by saying ""nice"" I'm virtually licking her."
18074, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Much sense?!
18075, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?"
18076, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Thanks for trying.  Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!"
18077, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back."
18078, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Some girl...!?
18079, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Why?  Why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?"
18080, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,What are you doing?
18081, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,Ah.
18082, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!
18083, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Come on. 
18084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica," Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap."
18085, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,"Oh my God, he just said your name, that’s great! Good job Ben."
18086, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,No!! Okay!! What’s with the third degree?! Why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?! 
18087, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!
18088, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, I like cards."
18089, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel, Yes.
18090, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too."
18091, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,He's a brilliant diagnostician!
18092, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Really?! Joey?! You don’t say.
18093, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Chandler,Okay. All right.
18094, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica," OK, try this salmon mousse."
18095, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe," Hello, Mr. Chandler."
18096, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,You know what?
18097, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Me too!
18098, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh-oh! Okay, she’s kicking!"
18099, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Joey," Hey you guys I’m gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye."
18100, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?"
18101, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Wh-what's going on?
18102, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Chandler,Do either of you have the keys?
18103, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Why do you have a realtor?
18104, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Chandler,Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?
18105, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real  nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area."
18106, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,"Well, it needs to be plicit."
18107, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget.  Seriously, good luck marrying me."
18108, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,"Ok, let’s work from the top down!  Just work the bra, Joe!"
18109, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Yeah. Y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?"
18110, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"What, so I gotta shut it down now?"
18111, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Aww, Joey, come here.  Look honey, I know this must be really, really difficult for you and I--Oh, I'm sorry. Am I hurting you?"
18112, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,There you go!!
18113, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think you’re gonna go out?"
18114, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,I’m getting married next!!
18115, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,Hey Ross!
18116, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Rachel,"Aww, look at the little thing."
18117, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Make it stop!!
18118, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"I know, I hate being left out of things."
18119, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Yeah. 
18120, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say ""When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"""
18121, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley."
18122, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Hey! Didn’t you have that outfit on last night?
18123, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?
18124, Ross',,9,Ross,"Oh, yeah, yeah that�s Michelle."
18125, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Err... Kind of.
18126, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not getting married! I’m not even engaged.
18127, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Rachel,Really?
18128, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room."
18129, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Did she freak out?
18130, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,But also knowing it means a lot.
18131, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,What happened?!!
18132, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?"
18133, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way."
18134, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,In like a half-hour?
18135, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"Okay, here is the phone bill. "
18136, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Phoebe?
18137, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Hey!
18138, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?"
18139, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated."
18140, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!"
18141, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!"
18142, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum."
18143, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"So uh listen, I think I’m gonna take off now. "
18144, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
18145, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Monica,
18146, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I've got good news!
18147, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,What’s the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandler’s!
18148, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe,"Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal that’s he’s going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff."
18149, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, like you never called!"
18150, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?"
18151, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Thank you.
18152, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Monica,He’s gonna eat the cake!
18153, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Not the other one?
18154, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,"I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed."
18155, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Phoebe!
18156, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,No! Nothing!
18157, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey, Wait. Give him a minute.
18158, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
18159, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
18160, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together."
18161, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,But the minute we start to lie to each other…  And by 'we' I mean society.
18162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then that’s what we’re gonna do."
18163, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler,"Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know."
18164, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Monica,"By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff."
18165, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, somewhere Joey’s head is exploding."
18166, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!"
18167, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Rachel," Oh, please don’t get married before I do."
18168, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,Thanks doctor.
18169, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,Hey.
18170, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Phoebe,"Hey, what’s going on?"
18171, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,What are you ever gonna use that for?!
18172, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?"
18173, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Chandler,Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. 
18174, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,What harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.
18175, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh no, you're the best."
18176,,,1,Ross,
18177, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
18178, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?"
18179, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,"What?! I don’t have 20,000!"
18180, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"No! It’s just that, Kate bothered me."
18181, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica, Cups.
18182, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
18183, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
18184, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Phoebe,Does anyone wanna watch TV?
18185, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,Ross!
18186, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Why not!
18187, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important."
18188, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler,Could you not narrate?
18189, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,"That’s all right, we-we don’t need you. In fact, hey I’m over it already."
18190, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,
18191, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and..."
18192," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do better next time!"
18193, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Don’t start doing that. You can’t do that Rach, ‘cause then you’re gonna make me do that. "
18194, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Oh, this one’s for me!"
18195, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,Yeah!
18196, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,About what?
18197, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,"Yeah o-okay, but I’m just doing this for you."
18198, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God, Jill!"
18199, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica, Hello!
18200, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,"Uck, look at this! Pottery Barn, yuck!"
18201, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Joey,"Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler’s eyes!"
18202, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,I know.
18203, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to.  He just happened to call."
18204, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,I wonder where she is. That is so weird.
18205, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Joey,"Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!"
18206, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Really?!
18207, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,Who?
18208, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,I know.
18209, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
18210, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,Of course.
18211, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!
18212, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
18213, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry."
18214, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,You don’t know?
18215, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Uh-huh!
18216, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,Hi!
18217, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Ross,"Dad, what are you doing?"
18218, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!"
18219, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?"
18220, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!"
18221, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Monica, Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
18222, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,Yeah.
18223, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Rachel,"I didn’t! Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. "
18224, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Seriously, who is this guy?",8,Joey,
18225, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Wow! You really go all out when you’re expecting company.
18226, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,No-ohoh. 
18227, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Come on, play that funky music white boy."
18228, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica, I’ve still got it!
18229, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,No! Come on! Don’t make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
18230, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica," Okay, let’s go!! Let’s hit the road!!"
18231, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, she’s so beautiful."
18232, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,What a tool!
18233, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Chandler,"Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that."
18234, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm."
18235, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,And?
18236, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel," Pheebs, what happened?"
18237, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Joey,"Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? "
18238, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,Hi!
18239, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Oh.
18240, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! 
18241, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking."
18242, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Well, I don't know....  huh-huh."
18243, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Monica's all upset, because I sent Clunkers away."
18244, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Yeah! In… really long hour world.
18245, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, what?"
18246, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,I don’t have too. I can just look at you.
18247, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Well that sounds fun too. 
18248, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar."
18249, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Chandler,"Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush."
18250, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,What?!!
18251, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,"Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!"
18252, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Hi honey!
18253, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,Welcome home.
18254, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica, Happy birthday!
18255, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Oh great, food with hair on it."
18256, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Oh hey whoa-whoa, don’t worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing."
18257, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, we got, um-hmm."
18258, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
18259, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Really?! What's your name?
18260, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Was that story over?
18261, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed."
18262, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!"
18263, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,"Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup?  Oh-ohhhh!"
18264, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?"
18265, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,It’s also a sign of friendship.
18266, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,She has to know that your not ready.
18267, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Get out!
18268, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,Hi.
18269, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler, Those aren’t eleven and a half.
18270, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,What did I marry into?
18271, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"The donation we made earlier, we k…, we w…, we want it back."
18272, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,Hi.
18273, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
18274, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Chandler,You’re our age!
18275, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,How was that possible?
18276, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe," Oh I see, so then, you were lying."
18277, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Yeah?
18278, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,It's weird! In a doctor's office?
18279, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Well I guess it’s okay to open one more if it’s part of a set. Y’know, it’s probably this one. "
18280, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual..."
18281, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Chandler,"Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I’m… "
18282, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel, Hi.
18283, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,Oh! What is that? What is that?
18284, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Hey, what's up?"
18285, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it….Oh My God, I’m a women!!!"
18286, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Uh, Yes. Yes. I’ve just been going over your data here, and little thing, you’ve been post-dating your Friday numbers."
18287, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
18288, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler, Hello?
18289, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Ross," Come on, it's fun!"
18290, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, has she slept at all?"
18291, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Ross,"Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go."
18292, The Subway," Phoebe is singing for change,",1,Phoebe, La-la-la-la...ohhh!
18293, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, God!"
18294, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey, Who’s the father?
18295, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"You know, they're not actually supposed to have...  I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?"
18296, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"See, honey, there’s—"
18297, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Okay, here I go."
18298, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,"Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!"
18299, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,Why does anyone have to be naked?
18300, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani."
18301, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,Wow! Whoa-whoa what’s under the covers?
18302, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,"Pretty much.  So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?"
18303, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica, Oh God!
18304, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real?  Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again."
18305, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
18306, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel,…we went back the house and we got really silly and we…we made out.
18307, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I thought I had to make the jokes!
18308, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica, Hi!
18309, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"No you don’t! No, no, no, I say you have to give your divorce another chance."
18310, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,"Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I’m-I’m saving this for my friend Ross."
18311, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,That's great.  Can I see the book?
18312, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
18313, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,I guess.
18314, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed."
18315, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Okay!
18316, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Wow! I don’t have the worst costume anymore!
18317, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..."
18318, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,"Well, I said that I… "
18319, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  is playing, Ross and Celia are kissing passionately,",1,Ross,"OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning..."
18320, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Chandler,What did you just do?
18321, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,What?
18322, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer."
18323, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Then what's with all the bananas?
18324, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?"
18325, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
18326, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,You're okay there?
18327, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,"So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale."
18328, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,Hi. 
18329, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he still in love with her?"
18330, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. "
18331, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler," ""Benefits lapsed."""
18332, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I’m returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. "
18333, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Hey.
18334, Central Perk,,9,Joey,No it is awesome!
18335, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,But it's an original Buffay...
18336, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler," Oh that’s great, my friend Joey’s in the movie business."
18337, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Why? Honey, what is the big deal?"
18338, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Ooh, what's going on?"
18339, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?"
18340, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Right.
18341, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Right. Okay, let’s play. Let’s go."
18342, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey."
18343, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica,"Oh, then it must’ve been you. Bye. "
18344, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?"
18345, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, ‘cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwriting and boom, there’s your admirer. "
18346, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,Why? 
18347, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,"You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just...  Wow!"
18348, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Maybe you need to spice things up a little.
18349, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake."
18350, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Good luck.
18351, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,"Wow, it really is!"
18352, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
18353, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet, naked lady."
18354, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,It’s All Relative.
18355, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"What the... DIAL IT DOWN!  Ok, dial it up a little!"
18356, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Oh yeah.
18357, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Yeah—Ooh! Earrings! 
18358, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel," Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!"
18359, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Chandler," Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?"
18360, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,I’m having another heart attack!
18361, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Joey…
18362, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,"You know what would be real weird? Is if you weren’t there. Just say you’ll think about it, okay?"
18363, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel," God, Monica it’s on the ceiling."
18364, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,"So, if you’re parents hadn’t got divorced, you’d be able to answer a question like a normal person?"
18365, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,And stop saying that! I hate that!
18366, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,Of course we can. Congratulations.  Joey...
18367, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse."
18368, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,...The second guy.
18369, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"There’s this woman, that I like.  A lot.  Well, it’s complicated.  She’s with this other guy.  For a long time.  And I could never do that to the guy, y’know?  ’Ccause we’re really good friends."
18370, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now."
18371, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,Yeah. Sorry. 
18372, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey, Hey!
18373, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler, Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
18374, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,"Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking.  He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go."
18375, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,"Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?"
18376, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,You know those posters for the city free clinic?
18377, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,"Hey, what's this?"
18378, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one.  Mandy."
18379, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,"Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit.  Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!"
18380, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,Gimme them!
18381, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel, I-I-I-I’m just…I’m just a good kisser!
18382, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Joey,Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!
18383, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,No-no.
18384, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel, They had to have that specially made?!
18385, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross," Blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blaaaaaah...."
18386, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,I said it's still nap time.
18387, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,What?
18388, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Buh-bye.  I just got us reservations at Michelle’s and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
18389, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,Who is Maria?
18390, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Well then let me do it!
18391, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Monica,"So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?"
18392, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"I know, I'm so excited!"
18393, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica, Oh no no no no!
18394, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,So you were right?
18395, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth."
18396, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,Have a nice six more months Ross! 
18397, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,"A small puff of air, now come on!"
18398, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, it’s great."
18399, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica, You look terrific!
18400, Barry's Office," the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here..."
18401, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler,Who jumps at loud noises!
18402, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"Ross, you need some help?"
18403, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,
18404, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,What were you doing in Africa?
18405, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,"So that if we went out on a date, she’d be there."
18406, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,"Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence…"
18407, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… "
18408, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey, Oh!
18409, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Um-hmm.
18410, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
18411, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Nooo!
18412, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... "
18413, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
18414, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Well, h-how is this like that?"
18415, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
18416, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me."
18417, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
18418, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,YES!!
18419, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yes, please."
18420, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh my God!
18421, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Chandler,"You’ll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this."
18422, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN..."
18423, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,...Chandler!
18424, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, listen, how cold is it going to be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough? "
18425, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,I told you not to go down there!
18426, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, Hi.
18427, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that is so..."
18428, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Hey Joey, can I…"
18429, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... "
18430, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister."
18431, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, I’m sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well."
18432, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Monica, Anything but stew.
18433, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,Y’know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
18434, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,Wow!
18435, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
18436, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,What?
18437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because, y’know, I’m kinda musical."
18438, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Hey, come on in."
18439, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
18440, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,What?
18441, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar."
18442, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,"Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!"
18443, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in."
18444, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"My god, Angela."
18445, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,"Well that’s different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!"
18446, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,Poor Ross.
18447, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"I’m just trying to help you, move on."
18448, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,"Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?"
18449, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y’know? The only problem is, Carl’s acting is… "
18450, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there."
18451, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica,"Everyone. Erica, baby!"
18452, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,
18453, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
18454, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,That’s right. That’s right. And that is why you can’t stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn’t come to the wedding.
18455, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, you guys have to make a wish."
18456, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Phoebe!
18457, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater."
18458, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Hey, y'know in Roman times this was more than just a hat."
18459, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,So Pheebs what’s this guy like?
18460, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!"
18461, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,"No, too late. You can't give it back! "
18462, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,Picking Rachel.
18463, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Okay, well here we are. Now we’re in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail?  I just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much."
18464, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, we’re gonna need to see that tape. "
18465, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,We have free porn here!!!
18466, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,You didn’t just break up.
18467, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,I know. He has your eyes.
18468, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!
18469, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler," Oh-oi-ho, yeah!"
18470, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,"It will be…in a minute. Listen, Tim you’re a really great guy."
18471, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,Sure!
18472, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside."
18473, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"But ah, you’re safe from it if it’s in the freezer?"
18474, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,You're not just saying that are you?
18475, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
18476, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Yeah, no they don’t do that."
18477, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,Ankle.
18478, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross, Ok...
18479, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,You slept out here?
18480, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t freak out. I’ll go."
18481, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,
18482, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Rachel,Oh.  Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
18483, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Joey,And?... AND?
18484, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Rachel,"Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist..."
18485, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,You should have thought of that before you got in!
18486, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,That was good.
18487, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!"
18488, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,You tricked me to get me into bed?
18489, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler,And there's not chance that will work?
18490, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?"
18491, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
18492, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!"
18493, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites."
18494, Chandler and Joey's,  Who’s she?,3,Chandler,
18495, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,But you-you-you came to see Lilly?
18496, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers."
18497, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross," Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert you’ve just been bumped up to table one. And if it’s all right with you I’m gonna take your place at table six—Martin Clickclocken."
18498, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Is that Ross?
18499, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Joey,
18500, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Yeah! Se vice?
18501, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"And lucky means, more cleavage?"
18502, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Sure! Yep!  Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you."
18503, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Well then, you should look with us."
18504, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Ross,
18505, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Ross,Dude! How-how did you write this?
18506, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Hey!
18507, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Fine, I can do it.  Whew."
18508, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,"Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well. "
18509, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Ah, let me see!  Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?"
18510, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe, No-no!! No!!
18511, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,Well?
18512, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,"Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?"
18513, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill."
18514, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
18515, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,"Hey uh, what’s with the candy?"
18516, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Phoebe,That is nice and we’re done. TADA!
18517, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,What?!
18518, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"Its fine. I mean, this is something that you’ve been thinking about since you were what, 14? "
18519, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Chandler,I wasn't staring. I was leering.
18520, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica," Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?"
18521, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,Hmm.
18522, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
18523, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, can I give you a hand?"
18524, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?"
18525, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Rachel,Okay.
18526, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,But your divorce isn't even final yet.
18527, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!"
18528, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,"Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that’s great. That’s great. "
18529, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything.  Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!"
18530, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here "
18531, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day!"
18532, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank."
18533, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,Ross has a boyfriend.
18534, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"So, did you know Ross well?"
18535, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! "
18536, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,I know. 
18537, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me...."
18538, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. "
18539, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Yay!! Oh so, you’re not, you’re not mad at us anymore?"
18540, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
18541, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. That’s-that’s where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower…"
18542, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"Who, Josh?"
18543, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Oh,  hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake."
18544, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica, Phoebe!
18545, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"No, I-I haven’t seen your pink shirt."
18546, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Phoebe,I’m so jealous you’re all going! I can’t believe I never knew that you can’t fly in your third trimester!
18547, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,Okay.
18548, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey, Hey! Joey Tribbiani! I’m here! I’m here!
18549, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,I am loud!
18550, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe,I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
18551, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Uh... yay!
18552, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,You're not gonna need my help?
18553, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,"You’re supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, what’s-what’s the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?"
18554, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel," Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!"
18555, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Thanks! 
18556, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,Really?!
18557, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Wow! This place is incredible! 
18558, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,I don’t have ten minutes!!
18559, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Chandler,Hey.
18560, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,Oh great!
18561, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago."
18562, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,I was frustrated with you!
18563, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
18564, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,
18565, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler,
18566, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler, Hey!
18567, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No wonder your pregnant.
18568, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back."
18569, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,I don’t know.
18570, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,A big idiot.
18571, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,A-And??
18572, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Here she comes. Hold on, I’m gonna make your life much easier."
18573, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much."
18574, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?
18575, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica," So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?"
18576, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,"Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!"
18577, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?"
18578, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,Totally.
18579, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably..."
18580, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So do them for free.
18581, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"I don’t know, I-I was all high."
18582, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You wanted it to be a surprise.
18583, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,You got waaaay too much free time.
18584, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!"
18585, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,We’d like to close our accounts.
18586, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey,Cage closed?
18587, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,I don’t know. I don’t know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don’t want to make.  Somebody just take this away from me!!
18588, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,I swear you said you had the keys.
18589, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,"So umm, you’re gonna stay with me as long as I need you?"
18590, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
18591, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Because you two were having sex!
18592, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Wait, what am I gonna do?"
18593, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,"So, should we tell her?"
18594, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Monica is entering with a mug,",7,Monica,"Okay, here’s your milk. What do you want to talk about? "
18595, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
18596, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,Oh hi Ben—No!! Don’t look at the machine! 
18597, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica, I just... can't do it.
18598, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Run, Phoebe, run!"
18599, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Y’know, actually once—once I got dumped during sex."
18600, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Chandler,I’m coming already!!
18601, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,You’re bachelor pad?!
18602, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed."
18603, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"It’s okay. Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would."
18604, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"So, did you err... did you tell Ross?"
18605, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler,Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
18606, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel, Hi! I’m Rachel. This is Phoebe. I’m the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
18607, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?"
18608, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,I have some moves.
18609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,Hey!
18610, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Joey! Joe! 
18611, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. "
18612, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,"So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?"
18613, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Hi, Chandler."
18614, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Four different women! I’ve had sex way more times!
18615, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, can I play too? I’ve never played football, like ever."
18616, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,That’s Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.
18617, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,"Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that."
18618, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica,What's so bad about that?
18619, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,Okay.
18620, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey, Alone?!
18621, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Chandler,What?
18622, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery, you know, to pick up a couple of dozen Linzer torts for someone…  … when outta nowhere this thug with a pipe jumps out and says ""Gimme your money, punk!"""
18623, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?"
18624, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Chandler, Not to mention the cold sores.
18625, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,"I’m making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared."
18626, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? "
18627, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"Y’know, that party wasn’t bad."
18628, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,Oh well y'know. 
18629, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe, Okay.
18630, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Exactly. So you didn’t, didn’t mention anything to Issac right?"
18631, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentine’s Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean."
18632, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey," Yes, all right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they’re gonna be, be drinkin’ and dancin, and we really wanna go!"
18633, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,I was laughing. 
18634, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,"No one wanted seconds, right?"
18635, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?"
18636, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!"
18637, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
18638, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"But Pheebs, y’know you earned it."
18639, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Shoot.
18640, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Chandler,You’re not?
18641, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe, I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
18642, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Really?
18643, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?!
18644, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well, there’s a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize she’s not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?"
18645, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?"
18646, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,"Ugh! Joey, I have to go."
18647, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica, Nooo!
18648, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time."
18649, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Love it!
18650, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,Did you stop Rachel?
18651, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel,"Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross."
18652, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,You look good.
18653, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,"I have to tie my shoe, so you go ahead, I'll catch up."
18654, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh!
18655, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,"Yes, include more people in this."
18656, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Whoa, for like months?"
18657, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Ah!
18658, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"No, just a barrel."
18659, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica, I love her.
18660, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Bye!
18661, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,Ok. Why?
18662, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, great!"
18663, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place."
18664, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Hi!
18665, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?"
18666, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
18667, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"All right, you ready?"
18668, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"And I couldn't find this little plastic thing  that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!"
18669, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,Hi.
18670, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Chandler,Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
18671, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,"Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch."
18672, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,"So, uh, how often can you do it?"
18673, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Noooo!  I'm lying. I am so drunk.
18674, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it."
18675, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,To see her pants?
18676, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
18677, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does."
18678, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,Oh. 
18679, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh. 
18680, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,Yeah!
18681, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. Did I get ‘ya?"
18682, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there . Soo..."
18683, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,"Ohh! Okay! Okay.  into…"""
18684, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Phoebe, you have to calm down."
18685, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries."
18686, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,I’ll get her.
18687, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,I made a… 
18688, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler, What is wrong with Emma?
18689, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel,"...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of..."
18690, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,W-What was the one right before bananas?
18691, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!"
18692, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Awww…
18693, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I'd love to!
18694, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!"
18695, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm not so worried."
18696, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,
18697, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Exactly!
18698, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,"Maybe it’s not as bad as I think. Y’know, maybe they didn’t take it the way I meant it."
18699, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?"
18700, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,I remember you did.
18701, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend…Phyllis…take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed."
18702, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big."
18703, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Hey!
18704, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,He’ll be fine.
18705, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! "
18706, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Noooo.
18707, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, fair enough."
18708, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,No.
18709, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,Wow.
18710, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,"Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it’s not!"
18711, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I’m in the bathtub.
18712, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?"
18713, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,You’re great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
18714, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,Thanks! Okay-okay check it out!  Eh?
18715, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Why not?
18716, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one."
18717, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,What was that bam?
18718, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,We’re gonna see each other naked.
18719, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
18720, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler,Could you not narrate?
18721, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,You don’t play the oboe!
18722, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Over here!
18723, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Hi. 
18724, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, what?"
18725, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,For how long?
18726, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,Hey.
18727, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,You think?
18728, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, Pervert Parade?"
18729, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete."
18730, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
18731, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!"
18732, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late."
18733, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,I just- I don’t think us getting back together is a good idea.
18734, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Hello?  It’s for you. It’s the fire inspector.
18735, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"By the way, it’s a costume party."
18736, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre."
18737, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Come on baby, don’t go. Please? What do you say?"
18738, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,No! Do you wanna hear it?
18739, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,We've got shoes being kicked off over here.
18740, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"What?! What is with everybody? It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!"
18741, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Yeah?
18742, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?
18743, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life."
18744, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Juice, I need..."
18745, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Monica,Who is it?
18746, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut."
18747, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?"
18748, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"What—yeah—what, y’know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian."
18749, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,What's he doin' in my section?
18750, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
18751, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?"
18752, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica, Y’know maybe a little bit!
18753, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,Ok.
18754, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!"
18755, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Y’know, for you, and…"
18756, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here’s what we do, we-we forget it happened."
18757, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Well, back to square one."
18758, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? "
18759, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey, Vulva?
18760, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Monica, Top ‘O the morning to ya laddies!
18761, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.
18762, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,Curry.
18763, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair.  I'm soooo, comfortable."
18764, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,What?! What? What happened?!
18765, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"You're going to talk to him! Y'know what? We made a deal, I make your decisions and I say you're going to talk to him."
18766, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Uh, yeah but uh,  I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now."
18767, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,"Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out."
18768, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey. 
18769, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Hey, you’re the one that loves the picture."
18770, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?"
18771, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-"
18772, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Oh, what did I say?"
18773, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Ooh! That's my girl!
18774, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!
18775, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Oh!! I love this job!  Wow! My first call.
18776, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’d really like to."
18777, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike."
18778, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,What is up?
18779, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots."
18780, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,What’s going on?
18781, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?"
18782, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross," All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character."
18783, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey, You sick bastards!
18784, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,Hey Pheebs.
18785, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!"
18786, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,God how long do you think that’s gonna last?
18787, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, Ross doesn’t know anything."
18788, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what's the matter?"
18789, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"…and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for…"
18790, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Phoebe,"Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?"
18791, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,"Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction."
18792, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe, Oh my God.
18793, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,All right! Hey-hey!
18794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,Oh my God! It’s like one mind.
18795, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,"Multi-colored robes! Ooh, and maybe a hat."
18796, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys!  Judy! Bye."
18797, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Yeah?
18798, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe, Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
18799, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,"Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming."
18800, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,Really.
18801, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Oh.
18802, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,You think he’s emotionally unavailable?
18803, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Yeah. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby! 
18804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross," Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year."
18805, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Joey,Seven hundred bucks!
18806, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, here’s where I win all my money back! "
18807, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea."
18808, Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning,,9,Joey," see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?"
18809, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes…
18810, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?
18811, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,Hey!
18812, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"No! No! No! No, I’m not going to punch Chandler."
18813, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"All right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we "
18814, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!"
18815, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Apparently, Sting’s son made fun of the fact that Ben’s moms are lesbinims."
18816, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?"
18817, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Monica,Chandler has two copies of Annie!
18818, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,No you learn these things. You grow into it.
18819, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,"Well, there is one thing that we haven’t tried, but someone thinks that,  ""That will open up a can of worms."""
18820, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,"Yeah, like you’re gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant."
18821, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we’ll be supportive like crazy."
18822, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!"
18823, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,Estelle? Why?
18824, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Well, that makes sense."
18825, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Mmm?
18826, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why don’t you, uh, open the champagne, and I’ll be right back. I’ve got a surprise for you."
18827, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... "
18828, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do…so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line,  you know that's bad for the paper tray."
18829, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,I can’t promise anything. 
18830, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"No, I’m good."
18831, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,Okay. I'm in.
18832, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,Hey!
18833, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!"
18834, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ross, get over it! It’s not like she hates you."
18835, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,The one that always stares at me when I come in?
18836, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,You okay?
18837, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Olivia.
18838, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Why does it matter so much to you?!
18839, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Say we are unagi!
18840, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,"Listen. Listen.  Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"
18841, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. "
18842,,,5,Chandler,
18843, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Chandler, Is that your new walk?
18844, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey,"Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or-  That's fine, yeah..."
18845, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Hi!
18846, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Chandler," I can’t help it, I opened a gate."
18847, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler," Hi, I’m Chandler."
18848, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
18849, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,You stole them from me!!
18850, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Hi!
18851, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he’s ‘Hey everybody! Remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. Well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’"
18852, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Okay! 
18853, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica, Once!!
18854, the hotel conference room,,9,Monica,Yeah!
18855, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Rachel,"She’ll be out in a second. So, Chip, how’s umm, Amy Welch?"
18856, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Six!
18857, Outside Mona’s Apartment," Ross is knocking on the door,",8,Ross,Mona? 
18858, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,What? You really think she's hot?
18859, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
18860, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Everybody…
18861, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, it's so much more fun with you."
18862, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel," Okay. I’m sorry. You’re right, you’re right."
18863, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
18864, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,It's a day to be thankful.
18865, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what's the matter?"
18866, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"Oh my God, how did you do that?"
18867, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler,"You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!"
18868, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it!  See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!"
18869, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Yay!
18870, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"All right, let’s break this down. What exactly did he say to you?"
18871, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,"No you don’t, I just saw you go in there with Monica!"
18872, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross, Hey!
18873, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,Don’t touch me!
18874, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Wow, that sounds great! And what are you making Monica, in case Rachel’s dessert is...[about to say “bad”] so good that I eat all of it. There’s none left for anybody else!"
18875, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,No.
18876, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye."
18877, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Oh Phoebe!
18878, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister."
18879, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago."
18880, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,They have another guess.
18881, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey, Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
18882, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything."
18883, Central Perk," They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey, Gunther is serving a nearby table,",9,Phoebe," Seriously, stop staring at her."
18884, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? "
18885, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not."
18886, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
18887, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,What is it doing here?
18888, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,I just can’t see Chandler cheating!
18889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,What?
18890, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!"
18891, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,
18892, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,"The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed."
18893, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.
18894, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!"
18895, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl."
18896, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Okay.
18897, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler,"And, we're done with the yogurt. "
18898, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Joey,"Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name."
18899, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it’s on the counter in your apartment."
18900, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler," Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww!"
18901, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.
18902, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?"
18903, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,Yeah!
18904, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?"
18905, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it won’t work out."
18906, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,
18907, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!"
18908, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"We love you, man. "
18909, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!"
18910, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Got me.
18911, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Hi.
18912, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,"I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is."
18913, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Why don’t you ask Chandler, ‘cause he’s the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin’ over Janice by groping my sister."
18914, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks."
18915, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"Come on here, have a seat."
18916, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,Y’know what? I think that’s enough for now. Yeah. I don’t want to be over rehearsed.
18917, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,What?
18918, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
18919, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,"Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?"
18920, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Monica,Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
18921, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
18922, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Huh.
18923, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,What?
18924, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Chandler,
18925, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,No!!
18926, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,You know?!
18927, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,"It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco."
18928, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
18929, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,What?
18930, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"Why, do I have a feeling that’s not as happy as it sounds? "
18931, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Well Ahh,  yeah! Yeah, sure, a drink sounds great."
18932, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!"
18933, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve."
18934, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...
18935, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Well, I don’t see that we have a choice. But, when we’re back home, we don’t do it."
18936, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......AAAaaa-doption!!
18937, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
18938, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe," No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!"
18939, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, here we go.  Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but..."
18940, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,I don’t know.
18941, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye."
18942, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that."
18943, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Erica, are you okay?"
18944, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,It came up.
18945, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Great! I’m across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
18946, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Joey,No?
18947, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. "
18948, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey, Well that’s like summer in a bowl.
18949, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,I'm not moving out.
18950, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Yeah well, ""excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but  I can't see it, I can't see it""!"
18951, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Yeah.
18952, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
18953, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
18954, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
18955, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!"
18956, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out."
18957, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,And?
18958, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Phoebe,"Have fun. Oh wait, no, don’t! I forgot I am totally against that now."
18959, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything you’re really bad at y’know, sexually?"
18960, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! 
18961, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Joey,"I called the sperm bank today, they haven't sold a single unit of Tribianni. Nobody wants my product. I mean, I-I-I don't get it  Maybe if they met me in person."
18962, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey, Hi!
18963, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,What!? You faked it?
18964, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel, Okay.
18965, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,What is it that I do?
18966, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler, Ok.
18967, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know..."
18968, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,
18969, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Why not?
18970, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Ross,There are naked ladies there too.
18971, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part?"
18972, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Hey.
18973, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore."
18974, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,I sure did.
18975, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Do you want me to want you to care?
18976, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Now go! ‘Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from you’re secret Santa! 
18977, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Joey,We’ll just see.
18978, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,"Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel."
18979, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can’t pretend that didn’t happen can I?"
18980, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Monica,"I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.  And I’m appalled for you by the way."
18981, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
18982, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
18983, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,"Come on, who are we kidding? I’m doody. Please? She’s watchin’."
18984, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,"Well, how you died was funny."
18985, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!"
18986, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, say my name. Say it!  And now I’m going to cover you back up, and umm we’re never doing this again."
18987, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!"
18988, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh, okay, we’re going. Yeah."
18989, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,Did you see our bank statement? Can this be right?
18990, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,"See Pheebs, I promised you no one would die, didn’t I?"
18991, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
18992, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, ...and I really think it should be me.
18993, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"No, you’re too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!"
18994, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,"Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely, ""You don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!!"""
18995, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,Okay.
18996, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,"I know, I still need to talk to you."
18997, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Rachel,"All right let me see.  Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?"
18998, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,You think you know me so well.
18999, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?"
19000, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Okay.
19001, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I can’t, I can’t watch."
19002, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, hey!  Boo us? Boo you!"
19003, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,Couldn't be more out. 
19004, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,"Actually, it looks really good. "
19005, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,Where's Chandler? I wanna wish him good luck on his first day. 
19006, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"What, that we had a baby? Come on let’s give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier."
19007, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,"No? What happened, big guy?"
19008, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,"Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?"
19009, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!"
19010, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"Oh, right!"
19011, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Will!",8,Ross,
19012, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,What?
19013, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Monica,"Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?"
19014, Rachel’s outer office," Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk,",7,Rachel,I don’t know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It’s not a perfect world! Just go please.
19015, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, ""Wow, those guys are crazy!"" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time."
19016, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Come on!
19017, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Frank Jr.Jr.?
19018, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,I do like fajitas.
19019, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,"Well, we should go."
19020, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,I’m not paying for half of that! I’m only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
19021, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,"G'bye, Nana. "
19022, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Joey,Are you kidding? I love that guy!  Morning’s here! Morning is here—
19023, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend?
19024, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie."
19025, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,Hi you!
19026, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Yes.
19027, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? She’d-she’d love this.  Uh, it’s an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade."
19028, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel, Okay! I’m ready.
19029, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Hmm.
19030, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"No-no-no! No, no, no, we’re not married."
19031, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Great! We will do all of those.
19032, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,"Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . "
19033, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Joey,"I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there."
19034, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,"Okay, anything for you sir?"
19035, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits."
19036, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll stop."
19037, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler, Hello children!
19038, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,No thanks. I’m 29.
19039, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
19040, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Monica,Let me put it this way. We're having sex whether you're here or not.
19041, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,Happy for you. 
19042, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Okay Ross come on let’s just forget about the condoms.
19043, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,"Well, what-what ‘cha got there?"
19044, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken."
19045, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!
19046, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Chandler,"Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years."
19047, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Ross!
19048, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,They kept your room for a while.
19049, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Oh, I know."
19050, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?"
19051, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey, Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. I’m so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
19052, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Joey,"I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!"
19053, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Phoebe,"The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, ""Hi, Phoebe!"""
19054, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,You're hurt!
19055, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles."
19056, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,You still love me?
19057, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Okay, y’know, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and y’know go to your apartment."
19058, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,I love you so much.
19059, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Joey,"All right, uh…  Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?"
19060, Chandler's job," Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand, One of his co-workers walks by,",1,Chandler,"Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you."
19061, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country."
19062, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,"I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do."
19063, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,But I can’t tell you.
19064, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back."
19065, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Chandler, look they’re actors. They’re there to do a job, just ‘cause they work together, doesn’t mean they’re gonna get together. I mean just ‘cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen with them."
19066, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,"Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh!  All right, y'know what? I’m just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!"
19067, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"No one, I’m just saying if... "
19068, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,The bathroom?
19069, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,Yeah baby!
19070, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler, No!
19071, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Okay!
19072, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe," Fine all right, but I’d bet you’d be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet."
19073, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious  That's not how she used it...?"
19074, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"No, it's good, it is good, it's just that- mm- doesn't she seem a little angry?"
19075, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Ah, y-y-you're sure you don't want me to do it again? I could do it with an accent, you know, Southern  ""I could go right now, maaan!"""
19076, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Joey,"Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don’t want to lose that."
19077, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever…"
19078, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?"
19079, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,"I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again  and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers."
19080, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,‘Cause I don’t want to encourage this kind of behaviour.
19081, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, why? What's up?"
19082, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,Why? Why would you do that?
19083, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didn’t. There’s someone here who can explain this better than I can."
19084, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey, All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?
19085, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Joey,"Or maybe, it’s because you’re hanging around here at 1130 on a Wednesday. "
19086, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl’s apartment! That is a boy’s apartment, it’s dirty and it smells. This is pretty. It’s-it’s so pretty! And look, and it’s-it’s purple! And I’m telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. "
19087, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Monica,"I don’t know how museums work in England but, here, you’re not supposed to take stuff."
19088, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it."
19089, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"But not the husband, because evidently she can do this alone."
19090, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel," Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!"
19091, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"No. It starts with a ""v"" and ends with an ""x"". Helpfully with a ""to"" in the middle."
19092, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah.
19093, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Change!  Okay, sit down.  Two seconds."
19094, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Such a pig!
19095, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,Hi!
19096, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler,"Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her."
19097, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"I’m really, really not."
19098, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. "
19099, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Nooo!  I wanna puke on you later!
19100, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
19101, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,It is? Really?
19102, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,Technicality!
19103, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Chandler,"You’ll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this."
19104, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,Rachel. Rachel Rachel.  I love you the most.
19105, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler,"WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BERT. EVERYTHNG'S FINE!!"
19106, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe, You’re pregnant!
19107, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Which, is the new plan!"
19108, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?"
19109, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,Hey! So I’m back.
19110, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Oh I know. I know. 
19111, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Phoebe,"I do, he's been working on that all day! "
19112, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We…"
19113, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey," Well look, hey, it's all your fault!"
19114, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,You really think it would be that different?
19115, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross," Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch ""Access Hollywood""."
19116, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,"That is completely untrue. You think I’m high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and we’re going to go through it point by point!"
19117, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Hey! Oh, I’m so glad you guys are here. I’ve been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today."
19118, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,A swimmer!
19119, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,Hi!
19120, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Your getting married?!
19121, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,That man across the street just kicked that pigeon!  Oh!
19122, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Oh my God.
19123, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.  See?
19124, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,I think it’s important that you do.
19125, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Hey, you're back too!"
19126, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,October 18th.
19127, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Le Poo's still alive?!
19128, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Monica," So, where did you guys grow up?"
19129, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go."
19130, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
19131, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,You gotta help me out here Pheebs.
19132, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Monica,"I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. "
19133, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!
19134, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Joey’s gonna be thrilled! He was hoping you’d come by as a slutty nurse.
19135, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Hey, let me tell them!"
19136, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, okay.  I’ll get the bagels."
19137, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?"
19138, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,Your tax dollars?
19139, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,What does yours say Pheebs?
19140, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,We want you to marry her!
19141, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"One more time, ""Hey, don’t you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?"""
19142, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"All right, let’s go! Bye, Pheebs!"
19143, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee."
19144, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,All right!
19145, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Bye!
19146, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes."
19147," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,A spoon. Your hands. Your face!
19148, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh yeah. All right, back to work."
19149, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!"
19150, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,Hi!
19151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe," It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you..."
19152, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Joey,Yeah. I guess so.
19153, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe, I found it!
19154, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,Monica’s a little drunk.
19155, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Exactly.
19156, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,Yes!
19157, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? "
19158, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Give him money? It was a joke!
19159, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,"Uh, does it hurt?"
19160, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So it’s a boy bath!"
19161, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Oh, how’d she take it?"
19162, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,fellas
19163, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"I don’t know. It’s-it’s just…lately, I’ve been feeling… Okay, here’s what it is… "
19164, After dinner,,3,Ross,That’s Daddy?! But doesn’t it bother you? You’re a waitress.
19165, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, how'd it go?"
19166, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good.  Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!"
19167, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,Okay.
19168, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
19169, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Probably around gonorrhea.
19170, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,
19171, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Why do you want to play this game so bad?
19172, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!
19173, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,"My medallion number is, ""Get out of the cab!"""
19174, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Hey, I tell you what. Let’s you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!"
19175, Ross's apartment," Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap,",7,Ross," Yeah, you really shouldn’t have said anything."
19176, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Chandler,"What, like a number?"
19177, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Monica,About what?
19178, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!"
19179, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Yeah, but without the costumes."
19180, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y’know? We’ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college."
19181, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Well, when we first met, you know, I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious ..."
19182, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"All right, you ready?"
19183, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,Monica. 
19184, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,Hey!-Hey! What’s going on?
19185, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What are you doing here so early?
19186, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Hey!
19187, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,Hey!
19188, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey, So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
19189, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross, Oh God you’re right.
19190, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,Y’know I’m-I’m really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
19191, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Ooh! Calm down ...
19192, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,What? You - you're making money off my misery?
19193, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,I know it doesn't make much sense…
19194, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross, Hey Gunther! You’re an ezel!
19195, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,I’m gonna hang this basket  on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
19196, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Let's forget about Ross...
19197, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Joey,"Ahh, to be 13 again."
19198, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,That would be great.
19199, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,I.. I.. I need a good lie.
19200, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,No.
19201, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Ross,Green. To the green.
19202, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Oh I get it! A…man…duh!
19203, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,Action.
19204, The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant," Monica and Angela are talking,",1,Monica,"It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight."
19205, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Phoebe come here
19206, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Chandler, so is the position of the bride.
19207, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,Yeah.
19208, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"**  But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or…"
19209, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey, Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
19210, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel, Hi!
19211, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel, Ohh…
19212, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
19213, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"No-no-no, I-I wanna play."
19214, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"I am sorry. I am, but this wedding is just really important to me."
19215, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Monica,"OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table."
19216, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Thanks!
19217, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,No.
19218, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"So, you're ready to do this?"
19219, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Go!!
19220, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,A tiny salt shaker!!!
19221, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler, Where's Monica?
19222, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,What are you talking about? Keep it!
19223, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"Hey, what are you doing?"
19224, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Wh… So… If neither of you are married by the time you’re 40, you’re gonna marry Joey."
19225, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Luck!
19226, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Joey,"Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This  is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?"
19227, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,We're with you. We got it.
19228, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Chandler,"Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could ."
19229, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe," Umm, where’s my purse?"
19230, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, Joey!
19231, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yes, if it really doesn’t mean anything, because you know that I’m just not ready…"
19232, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe," Okay, that was Mike."
19233, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, that is so sick."
19234, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"So we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay,  aren’t we? No, we’re not okay, we’re not okay, there’s a bump, there’s a bump."
19235, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Alright.
19236, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,Okay.  I am so hot!
19237, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said ""sex"" I wasn't thinking about ""sex with you""!"
19238, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,"Joey, you’re such an amazing actor!  How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?"
19239, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Are you serious?
19240, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,If you want some privacy you can use my hole.
19241, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
19242, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,"Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi."
19243, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler,"WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BERT. EVERYTHNG'S FINE!!"
19244, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Hey!
19245, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbs would like that so much."
19246, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
19247, Ross's apartment," Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place,",5,Phoebe,"Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero."
19248, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,Why?
19249, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes."
19250, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?"
19251, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants."
19252, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,No.
19253, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,You don't know that.
19254, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
19255, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross."
19256, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Totally! I would love to spend New Year’s with you.
19257, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,You don’t have to put a good spin on everything.
19258, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,I’m changing out of this.
19259, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
19260, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"All right. Honey, that’s-that’s a sleeve. Okay?"
19261, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,Hey.
19262, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,"No, but you can't."
19263, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
19264, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Monica and I almost got married last night.
19265, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,Mitzi is.....
19266, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
19267, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,"Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything."
19268, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Y’know what? You are right?!
19269, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
19270, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Really?! So this has happened to you?
19271, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Oh yeah? Fine.
19272, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Hey!
19273, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?"
19274, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
19275, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Ross," Hey, uhm, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that…"
19276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, like there are police for that!"
19277, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"I know, yeah!"
19278, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe, Yeah me too.
19279, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Ohh.
19280, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember."
19281, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, God it looks bad."
19282, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Y’know those big-big uh, road signs that say ""Merge?"""
19283, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow!  I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?"
19284, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because I’m kinda hungry myself."
19285, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks, Playstation, and that one for the phone company. In fact he was so good in that one, he actually convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad…."
19286, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, no, no! My talents as an actor!"
19287, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"… and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago."
19288, The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot,,5,Monica, I know! I know! I know!
19289, The Philly," With or Without You is playing,  I like this song.",3,Ross,
19290, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Hi.
19291, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,And what— Stop typing! Stop typing!!
19292, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Huh.
19293, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too."
19294, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call  -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler."
19295, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?"
19296, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,"That’s not true! Her, she doesn’t even know what she wants! Rachel’s still mad about the whole thing."
19297, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, well get in line missy.  So, can I have a ride stud?"
19298, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! 
19299, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Monica, I’m your best friend."
19300, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"That's right, sex is off the table. "
19301, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,What if he reads it in the paper?
19302, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"I won’t give you anything, but you’ll owe me 2.95."
19303, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,"I don’t know! How are the-the-the-the, y’know—You’re clothes aren’t funny."
19304, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Chandler,"Oh-ho, yeah!"
19305, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Well tell us! What are they?
19306, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross,You do?
19307, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Oh that’s terrible. I’m-I’m really sorry.
19308, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"I’m sorry, Rosita? As in…"
19309, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,I am like Indiana Jones.
19310, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,Like a pirate?!
19311, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,I am gonna see her again.
19312, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Well, that’s really a different question."
19313, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe, Hey. Ooh Ross! How’d the conversation go?
19314, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,What are you doin'?
19315, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Yeah, but, but look what I'm..."
19316, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler," Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?"
19317, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"No, please, please, um, it’s for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world."
19318, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside?  Ha!"
19319, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!"
19320, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"I also said, ""Yes!"""
19321, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!"
19322, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler," It was a ""Wendy's!! """
19323, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Every time? 
19324, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Okay.
19325, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,Hey.
19326, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Phoebe,Oh you made it!
19327, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
19328, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,So who's gonna tell them?
19329, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler, Hey.
19330, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,So when do we get to meet the guy?
19331, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model."
19332, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross," I am sorry, Chandler."
19333, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,I don't know about that.
19334, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe, Hi.
19335, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,Okay! 
19336, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,
19337, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe," If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."
19338, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Honey, that's gorgeous!"
19339, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross, You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
19340, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, well Betty’s kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.  Now, while I distract her, you get in the office."
19341, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go."
19342, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  you should get to stay here.,6,Phoebe,
19343, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"That's actually why. Look, I'm starting a whole new career now, and I'm not saying that I don't want to have a baby, I'm just saying maybe we could wait a little while."
19344, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up."
19345, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you!
19346, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Nooo!  I wanna puke on you later!
19347, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, they’re just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick."
19348, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!"
19349, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Why- why are you here, Carol?"
19350, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
19351, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few "
19352, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, ""I can’t wait to hear your first words,"" I thought, ""There’s a trick."""
19353, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,Yes I am!!
19354, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,I can't believe you let them win!
19355, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Make me rich!!
19356, Outside the Janitor’s Closet," there are people having sex and Mr, Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets,",9,Monica, Hey dad!
19357, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Monica,We're all sorry... 
19358, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Phoebe, Love....
19359, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Hi, listen, I’m sorry about before. I don’t need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn’t get girls, and now I can ‘em—Now, I have you.  Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…"
19360, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Rachel," Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it!"
19361, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,Hi!
19362, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Phoebe! You can’t do th…
19363, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I think I saw some in here."
19364, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,"So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!"
19365, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat."
19366, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It’s right next to it!"
19367, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,Nothing. Nothing.
19368, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,"Great! Okay, here. "
19369, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,Ahhh!
19370, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"No-no, she really is sick!"
19371, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?"
19372, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,Yes indeedy!  With a beautiful view of...
19373, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?"
19374, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
19375, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,That’s the way I did it ‘til I was 19.
19376, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Well it depends.
19377, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,Really? What happened?
19378, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",3,Ross,"Oh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!!"
19379, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'"
19380, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested."
19381, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,That I can do.
19382, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,What?!
19383, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Chandler," I’m telling ya, Joanna’s got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, ‘This was fun. Let’s do it again sometime. I’ll give you a call.’"
19384, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,You will like it!
19385, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel, Are you pregnant?!
19386, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,You’ll vamp?!
19387, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Y’know what? You’re right, I’m sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely."
19388, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler," Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!"
19389, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Chandler,And last but not least.
19390, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Look  it was a lo-o-ong time ago.
19391, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Of course he is! What, do you think I’d just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?"
19392, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,I didn’t do it! It was Chandler! He’s… He’s mad at you!
19393, Airport,,9,Chandler," Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise."
19394, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,What line?
19395, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,SHE'S YOURS!
19396, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,Uh that’s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.
19397, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?"
19398, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,"Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother’s? Wouldn’t they have the recipe?"
19399, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video."
19400, Central Perk,,9,Ross,But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
19401, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Joey. Honey what would I do without you?
19402, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain."
19403, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Do you really not know where I’m going with this?  It left! It’s one huge room!
19404, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,I think that’s gum.
19405, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler,"Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting."
19406, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!"
19407, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
19408, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,"Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!"
19409, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!"
19410, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes,",8,Joey," Hey, it’s your girlfriend, Rachel!"
19411, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  is playing, Ross and Celia are kissing passionately,",1,Ross,Um... uh.... vulva.
19412, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,"Well, it makes me feel sad, but..."
19413, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe, Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?
19414, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross," Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?"
19415, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Chandler,You'll see.
19416, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,"Break my heart—Oh, all right."
19417, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Phoebe,To see if know what these guys are talking about.
19418, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Rachel,"Okay honey, you can finish this later we’re gonna be late. We gotta go."
19419, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Aww.
19420, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Yeah?
19421, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,You got a job?
19422, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!"
19423, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,The bigger half.
19424, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
19425, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Rach, we gotta go."
19426, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,Come here.
19427, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,YOU KNOW?!!!
19428, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Ok.
19429, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,No... It's all glued together.
19430, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good.  Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow."
19431, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,"No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together."
19432, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!"
19433, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, don’t call him that! His name is Spackel Back Harry!"
19434, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,Yeah.
19435, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,You made pottery?
19436, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
19437, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place."
19438, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!"
19439, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,Well I…
19440, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Phoebe,Oh... Milwaukee.
19441, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,When did you go to a sperm bank?
19442, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,What?!
19443, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,Of course it was a line!
19444, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Joey,"Ooh, I’ll play! I’ll play!"
19445, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Chandler, I’m not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. "
19446, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
19447, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"I'd love to stay, but I have eh... "
19448, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Joey,What? Me having a job?
19449, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler," Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants."
19450, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 
19451, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Monica, Hi.
19452, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,"Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you."
19453, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,"Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?"
19454, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,"Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas."
19455, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
19456, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,Great.  You got anything that’s not Ralph Lauren?
19457, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
19458, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Monica,"Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!"
19459, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Monica,Are we gonna take a limo?
19460, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Joey,Uhm...  Yeah... this uhm... raccoon came in...
19461, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,He didn’t ask me to marry him.
19462, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Okay.  It’s a chicken.
19463, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
19464, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
19465, ATM vestibule," Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them, Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head,",1,Chandler,OK.
19466, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross, Hey!
19467, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,I didn’t take a pregnancy test.
19468, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,"Okay great, hold on a sec!  Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!"
19469, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,You're a really good kisser.
19470, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Okay.
19471, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"When it's your assistant, I would say never."
19472, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Kills you?
19473, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!"
19474, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,"I can’t. I can’t. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘Okay, bye Pheebs’ gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I’ve ever had in like all my lives."
19475, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!"
19476, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
19477, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Phoebe,Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh!  Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
19478, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"I play squash...! Anyway, uhm... I uhm... I always get the feeling he thought I was too sensitive."
19479, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?"
19480, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
19481, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"I mean, you know... Ross and I haven't dated in like... six years..."
19482, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?"
19483, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.  What?"
19484, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Now hold on a second, fifth floor against that back wall?"
19485, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe," Wait! This seat is really uncomfortable! Yeah, maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps, like an airplane seat—or a beanbag chair!"
19486, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Ross,Oh no! An asteroid! 
19487, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,"Um, there was a Geller Cup?"
19488, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,That's great.
19489, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know that’s really fair. Y’know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I’ll show you! Come here."
19490, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s not, it’s not."
19491, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, no, no!"
19492, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison.
19493, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?"
19494, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,Oh really!
19495, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz..."
19496, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!"
19497, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,"I’m talking about you. You big, big freak."
19498, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler," He has sex, and we get hit in our heads."
19499, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Just okay—Did you do it right?!
19500, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Did you like learn about her family?
19501, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke."
19502, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Totally. I had sex in High school...
19503, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Monica,"Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit."
19504, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name."
19505, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!!  Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!"
19506, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Marcel? Marcel? Okay, where is he? Where is he? Marcel? Marcel?"
19507, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,Oh we kissed it up real nice.
19508, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Well, I…"
19509, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division."
19510, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,We were on a break!
19511, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. "
19512, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross, Congratulations man.
19513, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
19514, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,Me too.
19515, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Yes, Ross. "
19516, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,Okay...  ..whose turn is it?
19517, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,"Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking…"
19518, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth."
19519, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,"So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen."
19520, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Thank you. 
19521, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,You called Animal Control?
19522, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Those are book ends! That's a great gift!
19523, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,Yeah.
19524, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler, I thought about it and maybe you’re right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
19525, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, because your not upset."
19526, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,This is Bonnie?  You’re Bonnie?
19527, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Okay, why are you here?"
19528, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,You're not making the pies yourself?
19529, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,Uh that’s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.
19530, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the.."
19531, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,"When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?"
19532, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, no! Who did that?"
19533, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Wha... My resumé? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resumé.
19534, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,"I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair.  All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts."
19535, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,I didn't know there were docks.
19536, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Keep talking.
19537, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!"
19538, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,I'm really getting tired of sneaking around.
19539, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Are you insane? C'mere, Marcel, c'mon. "
19540, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, yeah."
19541, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Umm. 
19542, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
19543, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,About nineteen pounds.
19544, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Monica,"I pick you, Phoebe."
19545, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I’d actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea."
19546, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days."
19547, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,Okay. 
19548, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh look, she’s pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?  She looks scared. Doesn’t she look scared?"
19549, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Wow, it’s big!"
19550, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,Phoebe…
19551, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile.  It’s locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?"
19552, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,Great! Thank you very much.
19553, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life."
19554, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,No way! It’s mine!!
19555, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,I-I don’t-I don’t think that I’m gonna wear the boots tonight.
19556, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!"
19557, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Our minister…
19558, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Ross,"All right everyone, lift! "
19559, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Forget it. I-I—Y’know what? I’ll just have the conversation. I’ll just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?"
19560, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
19561, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"I don’t know.  I can’t tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly."
19562, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel… Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!"
19563, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Thank you.
19564, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Princess Leia in the gold bikini.
19565, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Yeah, Sarah, anything."
19566, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?"
19567, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!"
19568, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,I am not gonna answer that!
19569, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Monica,Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?
19570, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, ""Hey, how you doin’?"""
19571, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,We’ve got presents!
19572, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,"Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so…  ""We too can share and love and have and receive."""
19573, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I know! I know!
19574, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!"
19575, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,"Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?"
19576, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
19577, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child."
19578, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Then…who did?
19579, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,I don’t think so.
19580, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I don’t think he-he knew what it was."
19581, The Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill,",4,Ross,"Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn."
19582, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Monica,"Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller."
19583, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger."
19584, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,Y'don't think that makes me seem a little...
19585, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,What?
19586, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,"No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. "
19587, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,Fine. What!?
19588, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,You already know don’t you?
19589, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, I’m an actor, Joey Tribbiani, I’m doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink."
19590, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,"Well ah, ........y'know."
19591, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Aww, man, now we won’t be bank buddies!"
19592, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,That's closer.
19593, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, Hello.
19594, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel,"All right, then you owe me $350."
19595, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?"
19596, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? 
19597, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh! You got it?!
19598, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. 
19599, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
19600, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Hey!
19601, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"What?! The guys against the girls? See, that’s ridiculous Monica, because I’m only down by three touchdowns."
19602, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Chandler.
19603, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress."
19604, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,"So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?"
19605, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,I love you.
19606, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,No.
19607, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Ah.
19608, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,All right.
19609, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Well, you should’ve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he’s like Joe Rugby."
19610, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
19611, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Forget it, that’s off."
19612, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,How do you know? You don't have a watch.
19613, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Me neither! We have to get in! 
19614, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel, Jill! Did you shop?!
19615, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
19616, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross, Keep pushing!
19617, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica, You need to give him money.
19618, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it."
19619, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross, That’s right!!
19620, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,"Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you."
19621, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler," Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?"
19622, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?
19623, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Or not. Uh, Rach, why don’t you just move in with me? "
19624, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s the compulsively neat one by the window, okay."
19625, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler, Yes?
19626, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Prove it.
19627, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Yes I can! 
19628, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"Okay, here I go."
19629, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe, What I said you had...
19630, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica,"Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight."
19631, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!"
19632, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey,"Yeah, that’s sad. Mashuga nut?"
19633, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Oh! I forgot you used to live here!
19634, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! That’s why you have kids!"
19635, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,You think you know me so well.
19636, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe," My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey."
19637, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Joey, What the hell was that?!
19638, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
19639, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,Seriously?
19640, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type."
19641, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Well, they fired me and I’m having heart attack."
19642, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
19643, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"I'm fine, just a little tired, I'm okay. How's Richard doing?"
19644, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,And look how happy the mom is now!
19645, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
19646, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey, Aww crap!
19647, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Poor thing!
19648, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,No! No! No!
19649, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, it is so unfair. It's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work."
19650, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel," O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything."
19651, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"And thank you, for that."
19652, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, that's Charlie!"
19653, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"So you're free Thursday, then."
19654, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow!
19655, Joey's apartment," Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream, He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer, It cannot be opened,",9,Joey,Rach?!  So I can't do anything I like????
19656, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, its happening. It's already started. I'm Kip."
19657, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel," Hey, who's Phoebe with?"
19658, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly."
19659, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,No! No I can’t. I mean Rachel’s out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.
19660, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Monica,I can’t find garbage bags!
19661, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Monica,Oh great! 
19662, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,"Well all right then, I guess I shouldn’t get to excited about the fact  that I just kissed her!"
19663, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Chandler,"Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era."
19664, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.
19665, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,This is—you—
19666, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
19667, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,With Ross and Jill?
19668, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!"
19669, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. 
19670, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,What?
19671, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Well, that-that’s not your choice. Happy Halloween!"
19672, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Pheebs, I'm so sorry."
19673, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Wait a minute! What do you mean, you're taking over my job?"
19674, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,
19675, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Don’t answer that.
19676, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross," Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call."
19677, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,And a crappy New Year.
19678, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,"See you later, Gene."
19679, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,Oh 
19680, Central Perk,,9,Joey," EH, what do you know!"
19681, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.
19682, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women."
19683, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I didn’t know you guys were going to be here."
19684, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started."
19685, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story..."
19686, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Yeah.
19687, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey," A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That’s the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?"
19688, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,"I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later."
19689, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!"
19690, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross, How about all the way.
19691, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Oh that's mine too!  I'm Italian!
19692, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Joey,"Maybe Monica’s playing a joke on ya. Y’know? Getting her own husband a hooker, that’s pretty funny."
19693, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy."
19694, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica, I’ll give you really good odds.
19695, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Yeah. With a bite!  Gee-e-e-eez!
19696, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"Okay, it’s not, it’s not."
19697, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,What is the matter with your hand?
19698, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel, What?!
19699, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You'd tell me if you were moving out right
19700, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep."
19701, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe," I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic."
19702, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,"Oh, that’s-that’s okay, no problem. "
19703, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,"Hey, what have you guys been up too?"
19704, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,"Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played."
19705, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,What?
19706, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Ross, things aren't gonna be weird between us, right? I mean was that just the stupidest thing, me telling you that?"
19707, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Phoebe,"'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this-  -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!"
19708, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,I hate men!  I hate men!
19709, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, stop writing about us!"
19710, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,Yes! You’re the person who checked out my book?!
19711, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,What if they don’t?
19712, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
19713, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,Mexico!
19714, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,"Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. "
19715, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross,"O-ok. Just relax, Phoene, just stay calm. . Oh my god, I can't find my wallet. "
19716, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Yeah, okay, hold on!  They're not coming on man."
19717, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?"
19718, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"Oh no! It could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?"
19719, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,
19720, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Thanks.  I think you got it!
19721, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel, I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
19722, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh look, the pool table’s free. Rack ‘em up. I’ll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt."
19723, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,Hi!
19724, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,You changed?
19725, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Did you know he was in there?
19726, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross,Rachel!! Monica!!
19727, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,"Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now."
19728, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, right, that's me!"
19729, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
19730, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,Yes! A friend of mine did it and it’s totally legal!
19731, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Monica,"Oh yeah! I saw her walkin’ it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute."
19732, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, dime!  Oh my God, this is a police badge!"
19733, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there.  Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.
19734, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"Hey, Lowell."
19735, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,"come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was  here, here, here NOT there. Anything?"
19736, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control.  God! It's just such a magical time!"
19737, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, run!"
19738, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"Yeah, it's really 600 tomorrow night our time."
19739, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"Oh I know, I’ve been there. I remember toward the end…"
19740, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah?  never go out of style—what did you throw away?
19741, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,"Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in the car…"
19742, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me."
19743, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,"Oh, Very funny... Joey."
19744, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Oh good.
19745, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler, Thanks!
19746, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,You're kidding.
19747, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died."
19748, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler, Okay.
19749, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,How’s she doing?
19750, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Did not.
19751, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,"Man, this is gonna be kinda weird."
19752, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. "
19753, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"It’s mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like ""yeah, right, well what else is new?"""
19754, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Well Ross, what did you think she was gonna do?"
19755, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,"Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin’ people up! And I’m dressed as doody."
19756, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-that’s offensive to Russians."
19757, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that why he could trade it for protection. No. That's prison.
19758, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,
19759, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler,"All right, how about we, how ‘bout we sell it."
19760, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey, Oh! To the happy couple!
19761, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"That was so unlikely. Well, let’s get married! I guess."
19762, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,I’m asking you to do me a favor.
19763, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,You wanna eat?  My treat!
19764, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Weekend at Bernie’s.
19765, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,You don't say.
19766, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Monica,We’d love too.
19767, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Well, I was due."
19768, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I was backpacking across Western Europe.
19769, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,I want to see what he wants first.
19770, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin’ Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn’t even get half a cup! Nothin’!!"
19771, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Oh that’s right, that’s what I’d sound like if I exploded."
19772, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yep, pretty much."
19773, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,"So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?"
19774, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Later! 
19775, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,"
19776, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,Let’s give it a shot.
19777, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,"That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car."
19778, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"I can save you time ladies, I'm right here."
19779, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn."
19780, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Everyone at our school heard it!
19781, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream."
19782, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya.  I'm sorry man."
19783, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,You were my first kiss with Rachel?
19784, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,What?!!
19785, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross," Hey, do you have any gum?"
19786, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"-but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!"
19787, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Rachel,"Hi. Ohhh, you got my message."
19788, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!"
19789, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800.  Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one."
19790, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Always a great way to get in a man’s pants.
19791, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"
19792, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,Nothing!
19793, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!"
19794, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head."
19795, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,"Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?"
19796, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Monica,"See? That’s what I mean. I mean that, that’s great! But I wouldn’t trade in what I have for that. I mean I’m gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and that’s what makes me happy.  Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is don’t you think?"
19797, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi."
19798, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,You couldn’t do it?!
19799, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,Monica?!
19800, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
19801, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I don’t know. I guess we have to eat."
19802, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"No, it’s New York magazine. It’s an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?"
19803, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"Really? Okay, so..."
19804, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
19805, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?"
19806, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head."
19807, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Seriously that's a lot of cups.
19808, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel, Here you go.
19809, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,"Oh, you’re totally welcome! What’d she say?"
19810, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,"Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap."
19811, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!
19812, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?"
19813, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,"More coffee over here, please!"
19814, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,Ugh!
19815, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, uh… "
19816, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,"What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if he’s married?  No, yeah, I should."
19817, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,"Okay! Okay! Fine, I’ll stop! No teaching, okay? We’ll just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky.  Okay? Who’s official name is Bapstein-King."
19818, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah..."
19819, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Wait up! 
19820, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe," I was wrong obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay."
19821, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,"Hmmm, that’s very cool."
19822, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there."
19823, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe, Marcia and Chester are mad at Phyllis.
19824, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"Here’s your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!"
19825, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey, I'm gonna shoot this duck!
19826, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Yeah. With a bite!  Gee-e-e-eez!
19827, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s a Macy’s bag!"
19828, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,Yeah.
19829, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,Oh. 
19830, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey, Hey guys.
19831, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Can I see you for a second?
19832, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"No thanks, I’ve already seen one."
19833, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Monica,
19834, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,It’s not mayonnaise!!
19835, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Yes sir! Yes sir, I’m-I’m—"
19836, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Yes, every single one of them."
19837, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey," ""I need an answer!"""
19838, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Sure! Why not?!
19839,,,7,Monica,
19840, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,How?! How do you know?
19841, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica, Hi!
19842, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh…"
19843, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, you're on."
19844, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey, Those two only had each other!
19845, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe," 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'"
19846, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Rach, she's not going to remember this."
19847, Airport,,9,Joey,"Okay, bye. "
19848, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Phoebe,"Oh God, I really missed that fat bastard!"
19849, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"Well, why don’t you correct him?"
19850, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!"
19851, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Yeah!
19852, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Ross,I see. You didn't happen to tell…
19853, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,
19854, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,"Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh?  Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!"
19855, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel,"No-no-no, no, honey please, I’ve got, I’ve just have so much to deal with."
19856, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,Bye.
19857, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Oooh, what you got there?"
19858, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel, Good for me!
19859, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,I can’t believe you’re not picking me.
19860, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"Oh I know, I’ve been there. I remember toward the end…"
19861, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this."
19862, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,No!  Are you doing it?! I don’t hear anything! Come on!
19863, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,Whatever.
19864, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Monica,"Absolutely!  Okay, I’m running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there’s no future? Either they’re too old, or they’re too young, and then there’s Pete who’s-who’s crazy about me, and who’s absolutely perfect for me, and there’s like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like something’s wrong with me?!"
19865, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel," Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome."
19866, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Well, why would she lie to you?"
19867, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica, Hey!
19868, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,All right…
19869, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Oh my God!
19870, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Two girls and a boy?
19871, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,Nothing!
19872, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica, Monica.
19873, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped out"
19874, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,You are totally jealous.
19875, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, you’re all set."
19876, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,That's the rule.
19877, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
19878, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,"Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there."
19879, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,You don�t need a shower.
19880, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Rachel,"I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!"
19881, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,Okay.
19882, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,That'd be good.
19883, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,You didn't like that?
19884, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Seriously?
19885, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Yeah. Y’know umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?"
19886, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
19887, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah that’s true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer."
19888, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!"
19889, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Yeah you’re right, we can’t—we shouldn’t watch this."
19890, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica,"What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?"
19891, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."
19892, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?"
19893, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Ross,Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.
19894, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,I'm gonna use the cushion.
19895, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel,  but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles."
19896, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
19897, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!"
19898, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel, Oh look! A letter from my mom.
19899, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Monica,"How, how did that happen?"
19900, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,The man is showing brain.
19901, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,Hey!
19902, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,What am I supposed to do with these?
19903, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"She said ""gleba""!! "
19904, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I get it! Well, that’s that."
19905, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Y’know, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore."
19906, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Wow!
19907, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,What did you get?
19908, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Chandler,"Okay, okay, but don’t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which I’m fairly certain are the same thing."
19909, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel," Yeah! Ohh, I’ve been waitin’ so long to get on that body!"
19910, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,Got me.
19911, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,Is that the one that speaks English or the one that doesn't?
19912, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,All right.
19913, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Oh please…
19914, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,Hey! What are you doing here?
19915, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross, Good-bye.
19916, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe, They're here already? How are they doing this?
19917, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?"
19918, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why don’t you uh, lift up your shirt?  We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!"
19919, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,"My medallion number is, ""Get out of the cab!"""
19920, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,"No thanks, Mom!"
19921, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,Something could’ve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
19922, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler," Too bad, she's leaving."
19923, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Dude you said, ""No!"""
19924, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,Yeah! I bet I can do it.
19925, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,And you’re afraid you won’t be able to…fill his shoes.
19926, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I left my guitar here again."
19927, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Joey,"Yeah, or-or to get a hooker."
19928, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,"And I’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. Hi! I’m Rachel Green. It’s nice to meet you.  Come on, you probably have a broken rib!"
19929, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
19930, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
19931, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,Ahhhhh! 
19932, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Did you go home and change?
19933, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing 
19934, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
19935, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up in—No, yeah, okay. "
19936, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and  ""Oh My God""!"
19937, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,I think I should get the chair!
19938, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Ross,He does not look happy.
19939, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,"Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did."
19940, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
19941, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,Oh my God. I mean…
19942, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,"Bye, Pheebs!"
19943, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Well, at least we got these little guys out."
19944, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,What?
19945, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,What?!?! Oh dear God!
19946, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
19947, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"One more day, seriously/"
19948, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,That is one good looking man!
19949, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey, What?
19950, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"It’s like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?"
19951, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I should ask her out?"
19952, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hey!
19953, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,Are you saying I smell bad?
19954, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"Yeah, we’re gonna be fine! Get out!"
19955, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,
19956, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross,"I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone’s all, ""Ross you have to be funny and sexy."" Well, I proved them wrong! And now, I’m gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler."
19957, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,What are you doing here!
19958, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,"Really?! Well, when?"
19959, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,That’s so sweet. 
19960, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!"
19961, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Oh no, you see, actually it is."
19962, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora- um, Mrs. Mom- your Bing- was just being nice, y'know, and- But nothing happened, nothing- Ask Joey, Joey, uh, came in-"
19963, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game."
19964, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute."
19965, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,What? Yeti—I mean Danny?
19966, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Ross,Hey!
19967, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,"Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... ""Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"""
19968, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,"Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is "
19969, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"So, what have you guys been doing?"
19970, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!"
19971, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,Yeah.
19972, Central Perk,,9,Chandler," Yeah, I'm going to Vermont..."
19973, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!"
19974, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Phoebe,Hey. Ooh! Don’t sit down!
19975, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"I- I think they're great! I, I really do."
19976, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Pheebs, I don’t understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?"
19977, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"No, uhm... David and I did use to go out... but years ago, and he lives in Minsk. He's only... he's only in town for a couple of days."
19978, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,I think she would like that.
19979, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, close to… "
19980, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Ross,Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
19981, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,"See this is what I was afraid of, I didn’t think I should be here either but somebody  said he’d be over it by now."
19982, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,Glove salesman!
19983, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,I am pretty wisdomous.
19984, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Joey,And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.
19985, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"Yeah… but you should know, I also have a jar of vaseline and a cat skull in here. "
19986, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm just—I'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.
19987, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rocking Eve?
19988, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross, You don’t think it’s a little crazy that you get all my points just ‘cause you…
19989, Central Perk," later,",3,Joey," Ah, anything we might of heard of?"
19990, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,Okay.
19991, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,At a fake game!!
19992, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called ‘wait until the last moment before I burst and die.’
19993, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"No, one of them..."
19994, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,Um-hmm! Doesn’t that sound delicious at the last minute?
19995, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,You made pancakes?
19996, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,I am the best.
19997, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,Really?
19998, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel," Y’know what? I don’t, I don’t think Phoebe really wants to come."
19999, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Good.
20000, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12..."
20001, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing  and it kinda knocked me out a little?"
20002, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions."
20003, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Bring it on!
20004, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,
20005, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?"
20006, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Hi, how was the movie?"
20007, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,Hey Phoebe.
20008, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey,"Yeah. Sorry about that.  Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?"
20009, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me..."
20010, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,What?
20011, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,"Ohh, get these things out of me!"
20012, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we would’ve made them get rid of the birds. Right?"
20013, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called ""Way! No Way!""."
20014, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave."
20015, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"'Kay, bye!"
20016, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey, Oh!
20017, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,You got me.
20018, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,"Then don't do that, alright?"
20019, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"Oh well, she said we have nothing in common."
20020, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Alright, who wants to do it?"
20021, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?"
20022, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Shall we?
20023, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,What?
20024, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, absolutely!"
20025, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Forget it. I-I—Y’know what? I’ll just have the conversation. I’ll just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?"
20026, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,Okay! We’ll need a six-pack of Zima.
20027, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,"Shhhhhhhhh!!!  I’m sorry, I thought maybe I’d make some warm milk and it would help me sleep."
20028, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Okay. 
20029, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,What? Why?
20030, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,And lots of kissing your neck.
20031, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! "
20032, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. "
20033, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just..."
20034, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Uh, no!!"
20035, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Why?
20036, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Come here  Oh! There she is! Hi!
20037, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler, Hello!
20038, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"I'm sorry Chandler, but this, this is really important to me."
20039, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,You're Jewish.
20040, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"All right, cut, let’s pick again, pick again."
20041, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,"Please take your time, it’s an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin."
20042, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"We’re not gonna have sex! Okay, nothing’s changed here. He still doesn’t want children and I still do, so that’s why we’re just gonna be friends."
20043, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Phoebe,"I think maybe, yeah."
20044, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, you don't."
20045, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there."
20046, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of…"
20047, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey," ""Happy birthday to you!"""
20048, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans."
20049, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"Well, if what’s in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it’s-it’s get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it’s just milk."
20050, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,That was me.
20051, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,That�s a great story�can I eat it?
20052, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,I've never given her a cookie. Have you?
20053, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,Hey! 
20054, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,"She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo 'vette."
20055, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,"No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time."
20056, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, Phoebe, what am I going to do?"
20057, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
20058, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom."
20059, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!"
20060, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
20061, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Seriously that's a lot of cups.
20062, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,I know!
20063, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Chandler,Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.
20064, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,"Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other people…"
20065, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Phoebe,"Oh I-I don’t know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic."
20066, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision."
20067, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"Ok, how about this ?"
20068, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!"
20069, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,—My hand is messed up.
20070, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Wow! This place is incredible! 
20071, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex.  ""Was it good for you?"""
20072, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, I really could."
20073, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Hey Mon!
20074, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,You okay there man?
20075, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! "
20076, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,You all know? Does Ross know?
20077, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,"It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!"
20078, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel, But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
20079, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Oh! It’s you.  Hi.
20080, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,Hmm?
20081, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Okay, there’s this one guy, Patrick, I think you’re gonna like him, he’s really nice, he’s funny, he’s a swimmer."
20082, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,Yeah.
20083, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"'Kay, bye!"
20084, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"Hello, Hello. Ohh, OHH, she knew I could kick her ass."
20085, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Goodnight. 
20086, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Rachel,This is totally your fault!
20087, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica, How did you get in there?!
20088, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,Yes! She’s gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. 
20089, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross, Sure. I’ll help you.
20090, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Just get out! Now!!
20091, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,All right!
20092, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommy’s supposed to be here soon, we’re going to lunch."
20093, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Ross,Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?
20094, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"No, lets just draw straws."
20095, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,We need to talk to you about something.
20096, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Monica,Hey!
20097, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Mine! 
20098, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Chandler,"I dunno what it is, it just doesn’t quite feel like Christmas to me."
20099, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,What is that?
20100, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Ross,"Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?"
20101, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica, What’s this?
20102, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"No? So you’re saying that if I called it, it wouldn’t ring?"
20103, Joey’s bedroom," it’s the middle of the night, he’s waking up and discovers he’s alone in bed,",4,Joey,"Hey, "
20104, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by."
20105, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
20106, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,How long have we been home?
20107, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Are you actually saying these words?
20108, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"It's gonna be really scary. I mean, god. When we have a baby, there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's gonna be a mess, I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer? Messes up all the ribbons?! What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer, because the baby's stuff takes up all the space!? Where will all the ribbons go!?!"
20109, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,What?!!
20110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,Okay.
20111, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,You’ve sentenced him?!
20112, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, no! The MET! The Metropolitan Museum of Art."
20113, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,Monica?!
20114, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross,"Okay, listen I am not a pervert!"
20115, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away."
20116, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three."
20117, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,No. No! No! No!
20118, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Here comes another contraction.
20119, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
20120, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!"
20121, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Monica,"If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. They’ve been taping those people up there all day."
20122, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Hey, uh, you can ignore that."
20123, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,You gotta let me slam the door! 
20124, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,I can't... I can't hear it again.
20125, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,Yes! And that would be a shut-down!
20126, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
20127, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ohh... 
20128, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,You gonna tell her?
20129, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,"Oh-ho-ho, yeah!"
20130, Ross',,9,Ross,"Oh, just this woman I�ve been seeing."
20131, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,The job is in Paris. 
20132, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Occupation? Dinosaurs.
20133, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Monica,"Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron."
20134, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, I’m sure I can make it this time. I just…I just can’t be afraid to get a little bit…hit by cars. "
20135, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Do you wanna do it?
20136, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monica’s made of honor."
20137, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,"All right, watch me!  Okay, you time me. Ready?"
20138, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Oh my God!
20139, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Chandler,You’re an actor!
20140, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Rachel,Because you do.
20141, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,I don’t know.
20142, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, I know what’ll get us up on a platform!"
20143, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
20144, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,And look how happy the mom is now!
20145, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. "
20146, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,You just give him a spoon baby!
20147, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. Oh but don’t tell them Monica’s pregnant because, they frown on that."
20148, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,"Why don’t you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America."
20149, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey,What?!
20150, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Ross,"Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?"
20151, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I'm sure."
20152, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel,"Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought."
20153, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,Call us when you get there.
20154, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross," Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work."
20155, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
20156, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesn’t mean you have unagi. "
20157, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things."
20158, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,Double it! 
20159, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...
20160, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,How many ways are there to do that?
20161, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Aww! I love you!
20162, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,"All right now, memorize it.  You got it?"
20163, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you’ve been Bamboozled!"
20164, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
20165, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Y'know...
20166, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Hey now!
20167, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!"
20168, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here."
20169, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat."
20170, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!"
20171, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Joey," Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?"
20172, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey," You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?"
20173, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor."
20174, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
20175, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"All right. Honey, that’s-that’s a sleeve. Okay?"
20176, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die."
20177, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica,But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. 
20178, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Rachel,"Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming."
20179, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Boy, do I have a surprise for you!"
20180, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister.  Well, that’s not the worst part."
20181, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Monica," So, I guess you're next. You're ready?"
20182, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,Hey!
20183, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"Hey, hey, it's fine. It's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good."
20184, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
20185, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel, Yes?
20186, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross,"Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out.  We will, we will, call you back!"
20187, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,What are you talking about?
20188, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross,For real?
20189, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,"Only if you think it’s better than this...  snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie."
20190, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!"
20191, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"But Ross, its you and me!"
20192, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!"
20193, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"Oh, we have to get you an engagement present?"
20194, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.
20195, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just…It’s just so sad!
20196, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
20197, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,Yah.
20198, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,I would love to!
20199, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,Then you go to Tokyo.
20200, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It’ll be me! And I swear I’ll do a really good job. Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me."
20201, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I do."
20202, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera.  You’re changing it!"
20203, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! You’re a 30 year old virgin!
20204, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?"
20205, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,OH MY GOD!!!
20206, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica, Rachel said everything was okay.
20207, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Ross,Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How’s it going. This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.  What the hell’s a matter with you? How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
20208, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,What?
20209, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Was she good?
20210, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey, Hey.
20211, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Uhuh.
20212, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?"
20213, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much."
20214, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!"
20215, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right?  Hey, Dave!"
20216, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, What the hell are you doin'???
20217, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe, Oh my God! David!
20218, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Uhm, right!"
20219, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,This game makes no sense!
20220, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Okay.
20221, A Strip Club," Doug and Chandler are there,",8,Chandler,"Oh that’s all right sir, and that’s just one girl."
20222, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Yeah.
20223, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Chandler,"Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a..."
20224, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Monica,
20225, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,"Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!"
20226, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Hey!
20227, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Huh.
20228, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!
20229, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. "
20230, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,"Yeah, it did."
20231, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,Hi
20232, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
20233, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,I am loud!
20234, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"
20235, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"Fine, I’ll go call her."
20236, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,Oh my God!!
20237, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay.
20238, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Delicious.
20239, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air."
20240, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah? Well, let's see. "
20241, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey, Somebody help me out here!
20242, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss."
20243, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Yeah!
20244, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler, Oh my God!
20245, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Phoebe,What's goin' on?
20246, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Y’know, I don’t really know her."
20247, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"No, no, no, you said, ""got the keys""."
20248, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,You like me? 
20249, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel, What?!
20250, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ross! Stop that!
20251, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Vomiting stories are funny...
20252, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, was I doing it again?"
20253, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s."
20254, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn’t actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. "
20255, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! "
20256, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call."
20257, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,Actually Pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing
20258, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah! I’ve come up with a bunch of ideas!
20259, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Well, we were just talkin’ about you guys gettin’ married and how great it is."
20260, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"Oh, it’s okay. "
20261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Monica,"Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate."
20262, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica, We will!!
20263, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Oh, well..."
20264, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,"Oh God… Oh, he’s in there right now?"
20265, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,Yes?!
20266, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Okay, so will you meet with her?"
20267, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?"
20268, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel, Excuse me?
20269, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"You ah, you forgot your shoes."
20270, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset."
20271, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,Look at Emma!
20272, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! "
20273, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back up."
20274, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,Which goes where?
20275, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Ross,"Nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap."
20276, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.
20277, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,With a wok?  I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
20278, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,"Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just can’t get out of!"
20279, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Oh my God you stole her award!
20280, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,It's in Paris.
20281, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica," We don't, we don't wrestle now."
20282, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,What?
20283, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,Celebrities I’m allowed to sleep with.
20284, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Really?! You promise?
20285, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Aw, God Ross. Oh."
20286, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross," OK, here goes."
20287, A newsstand," Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper,",8,Phoebe,"Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I’m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately."
20288, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey, Are you kiddin'? When they shoot you out of that cannon…
20289, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Joey,
20290, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Yes!
20291, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"I said it first, bro."
20292, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Joey,Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
20293, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,Ohh that’s sweet!
20294, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Oh.  Stop it!
20295, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.
20296, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
20297, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Really.
20298, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"Oh, that’s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts."
20299, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you’re still gonna date him?
20300, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...
20301, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation."
20302, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,What? You really think she's hot?
20303, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
20304, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
20305, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?"
20306, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Well, yeah! We're cool. Totally cool."
20307, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,The game's over! Take off your robe!
20308, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,Frankie? What're you talking about?
20309, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I’m gonna do that."
20310, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, I really liked him.  Yeah, it was really, really, really good."
20311, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
20312, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,"Hi! So I’m out having lunch at Monica’s and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale’s and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he’s gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!"
20313, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! 
20314, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey, Oh God! That’s Rachel!
20315,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"Eh, you got a spray-on tan?"
20316, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica, I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn’t stand. I-I couldn’t walk.
20317, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,Oh.... my God.
20318, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,"Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it look like?!"
20319, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Why?!
20320, Joey's apartment," Joey is now showing Rachel around,",6,Joey,This is where I keep the pizza. 
20321, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,Wow that’s actually pretty cool.
20322, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Chandler,"Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free."
20323, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Ross, Hello.
20324, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"What’s up, Ross?"
20325, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,We'll call you!
20326, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!"
20327, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,Yes.
20328, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit."
20329, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we’re like totally crazy about each other!"
20330, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?"
20331, Central Perk,,9,Monica,No. I can't be away from you for that long.
20332, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling."
20333, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Thank you, thank you."
20334, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Ross,I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
20335, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,"Joey, are you sure?"
20336, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"Monica, in or out?"
20337, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Mia Hamm?
20338, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Joey," Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?"
20339, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,That's what our friends call us.
20340, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey, And there you go!
20341, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Marcel?
20342, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Hey.
20343, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,
20344, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,London is stupid! Stupid!
20345, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Joey,"[It�s just] So spooky, that�s all."
20346, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,Hi!
20347, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore."
20348, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,What? A brain transplant?!
20349, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
20350, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Oh!
20351, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,Oh!
20352, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
20353, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Oh, then you do know it.  So um what kind of things do you write about?"
20354, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,Here? In the hall? What are we animals?
20355, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Dad that won’t matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her."
20356, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
20357, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold."
20358, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!"
20359, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop."
20360, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch,",6,Rachel,I was just getting him to like you.
20361, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,That’s better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it…except all I did was think about it.
20362, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica, Hi Chandler.
20363, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
20364, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"No, but I’m gonna!"
20365, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.
20366, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.
20367, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,Okay.
20368, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"No, but someone’s really not going to get over that idea, are they?"
20369, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Boy, I love carrots! Oh! "
20370, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,Oh please! Yesterday on the subway? You couldn't stop staring at that woman with the big breasts the whole time.
20371, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,This pregnancy is throwing me all off.
20372, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,"Well, I’m so confused as to what we’ve been doing so far…"
20373, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,"That’s your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here."
20374, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?"
20375, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Yeah, no problem. "
20376, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother."
20377, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Everyday use.
20378, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?"
20379, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,I can explain... Joey...
20380, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Chandler, can you give us a minute?"
20381, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,"I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?"
20382, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn’t actually land on the moon. But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely. "
20383, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects."
20384, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing."
20385, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s like huge weight has been lifted! ‘Cause look,  no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, I’m just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria—Oh."
20386, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this."
20387, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Yeah.
20388, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass."
20389, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Thank you.
20390, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
20391, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Fine. I’m just glad I didn’t give her my secret ingredient.
20392, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, Okay.
20393, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, y’know what, I think it’s time for puppy to go out again. Come on, let’s go to the balcony."
20394, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!
20395, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,Barry who I almost.
20396, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe, I was just being polite!
20397, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Oh good!
20398, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,Hey Mon!
20399, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Ross,If only he were a woman.
20400, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Oh, no, Mom, it’s just Monica this year."
20401, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Bye-bye.
20402, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,"Well, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com."
20403, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, you guys have to make a wish."
20404, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"I need to talk to you, it's urgent!"
20405, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler, H-He's in China!
20406, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,"That�s right, I got mine."
20407, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
20408, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,God! God! This is not going well.
20409, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, hello Rachel."
20410, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"No, I can spot you from here."
20411, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"You had to do it, didn’t you? You couldn’t just leave it alone."
20412, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"Y'know what?  I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off."
20413, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"All right, y’know what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I’m sorry, I’m just gonna have to take it back."
20414, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,So you do know a little English.
20415, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,Excuse me?
20416, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip."
20417, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,No.
20418, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Listen, I gotta talk to you."
20419, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?"
20420, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,Sure.
20421, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,You would think!
20422, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's."
20423, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Least of all you.
20424, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"I don't know, but one of the extras sure did!  Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!"
20425, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,I love the second grade!
20426, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,"Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed."
20427, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?"
20428, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Rachel," No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic."
20429, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
20430, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
20431, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,They published my paper.
20432, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility."
20433, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,See ya!
20434, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,You know who shaved you? That was me.
20435, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Oh.
20436, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here."
20437, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
20438, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Are you thinking about Monica?
20439, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,Hi.
20440, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,I don’t know. I guess the other people just don’t care enough.
20441, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No!
20442, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Hey!
20443, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good. "
20444, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,"So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find…"
20445, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,Hey.
20446, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!"
20447, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,"Okay. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking."
20448, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"‘Kay, put your head back."
20449, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Ok.
20450, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,I hope it's okay.
20451, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,Do it!
20452, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Monica,"No, no it’s going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don’t say it enough, but I love you.  You people are made of stone! Here’s to mom and dad! Whatever!"
20453, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
20454, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,Check it out!
20455, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Okay, just back off mister! Whoa.  ‘Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father."
20456, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Yeah—but come on—Listen, I’m sorry I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesn’t believe me."
20457, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?"
20458, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler, Wish me luck.
20459, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, But you don't remember sleeping with her.
20460, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he’ll be there. And he’ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you’re really hot."
20461, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,"Sorry, Phoebe."
20462, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Joey,I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy.
20463, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Oh my gosh, Joshua!"
20464, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Oh my God, your mother!"
20465, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Oh it’s always nicer to here than, ""Aw crap! You again!"""
20466, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,This is—you—
20467, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,What? I didn't say anything.
20468, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, there-there she is!"
20469, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do."
20470, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?"
20471, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,It does in mine!
20472, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,Yeah!
20473, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Joey,Hey-hey-hey!
20474, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,Thank you.
20475, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
20476, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,Don’t even get me started on yours!
20477, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"See ya. Well, this is just us."
20478, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Uh Kathy, with K or a C?"
20479, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?"
20480, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yay, okay!"
20481, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,"No, I’ll think about it. Yeah."
20482, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!"
20483, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch,",6,Ross,Joey?!
20484, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna…
20485, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!"
20486, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"Correct, his profession was?"
20487, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don’t think they exist."
20488, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,I'm so sorry.
20489, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica," Hi, good morning lover. I gotta say after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees."
20490, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel, We ended up having sex in his chair.
20491, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"Op, but the twelfth brings a lover’s spat."
20492, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross,"What are you, what are you doing?"
20493, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan."
20494, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Oh-hooo, I missed you."
20495, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?"
20496, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross, Emily?!
20497, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Ross,"This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole ""We were on a break thing?"" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? "
20498, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,You want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
20499, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Really?
20500, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Gimme the keys!
20501, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe, Hey!
20502, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe,Really? I’ve heard better.
20503, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,"Come here, I'll make you a drink."
20504, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"Ok, so sorry."
20505, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,Stopped for a Chunky.
20506, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men’s underwear!
20507, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Monica,He said he's really gonna miss you guys. 
20508, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Joey,"I have to go to the bathroom too, but I don’t want him complimenting my thing."
20509, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"....right? Right? I mean it’s pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I don’t, I don’t need them, huh, I’ve got you guys now as friends, you and Susan."
20510, Hospital,,10,Ross,"He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!"
20511, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,Ow!
20512, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Monica,"Oh yeah! I saw her walkin’ it down the street the other day. She had uh, these flowers in the basket. It was so cute."
20513, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father."
20514, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Joey,"All right, I'm going. I'm going."
20515, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,John?
20516, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,"He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that."
20517, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I loved the play. You were great, and Nick ditto. Clearly you’re having sex with him."
20518, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,Yeah!
20519, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?"
20520, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Chandler.
20521, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Or this one! 
20522, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?"
20523, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented."
20524, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Really?
20525, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross, You and your ice.
20526, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Ahh!
20527, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,"Oh, I love my life, I love my life!"
20528, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,And your friend Phoebe?
20529, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,"Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us."
20530, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey," So, why are you still wearing it?"
20531, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!"
20532, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Oh, nothin’ much. Just trying to figure out what I’m gonna do for dinner."
20533, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,
20534, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Whatever dude, you kissed a guy."
20535, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Who?
20536, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Yeah.
20537, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,Yay!
20538, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,That’s great! That would be great! Let’s do that!
20539, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Ross,Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours.  It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
20540, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Sometimes I have bad dreams. 
20541, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Why am I not surprised?
20542, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.
20543, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria."
20544, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler, Hey!
20545, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,Wow! What did he say?
20546, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Yes.
20547, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,
20548, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like."
20549, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"That's it! I'm tired of covering for you two! This has got to stop!  And tighty-whiteys! What are you, 8?"
20550, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,And this goes for all guys?
20551, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
20552, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"Yeah, it is."
20553, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something."
20554, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
20555, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Chandler,"I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?"
20556, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?"
20557, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Phoebe,Wait. Really?! ‘Cause mine get me out of tickets.
20558, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Monica,"I know, I’ve been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don’t you think?"
20559, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica,"Joey. Erica, baby!"
20560, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,Well no.
20561, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
20562, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross," Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?"
20563, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,What?
20564, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,You’re so sweet. 
20565, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,Why?
20566, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Ross," Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing."
20567, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side."
20568, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"No, not really. They give you all the information, it’s uh, it’s like memorizing a script.  ""And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period."
20569, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
20570, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler, Hi!
20571, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,I can’t think of anything.
20572, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"You can totally, totally live on this."
20573, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Monica," Well, what happened?"
20574, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"All right, that's it, I quit."
20575, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"I-I can’t handle this, you guys."
20576, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Well, the turkey's burnt.  Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined."
20577, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Joey,I need something sweet.
20578, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,What?
20579, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Okay.
20580, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,I couldn't even if I wanted too.
20581, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?"
20582, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,"Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, you’ll know it’s mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, there’s a very noticeable rip."
20583, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Oh, major shampoo explosion!"
20584, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Phoebe,What are you talking about?!
20585, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? "
20586, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,I love him. He’s so pretty I wanna cry! I don’t know what to do. Tell me what to do.
20587, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,We know about your party Joey.
20588, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but I’m so relieved you guys know."
20589, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"Well, no. But..."
20590, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  you should get to stay here.,6,Phoebe,
20591, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
20592, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,Oh really? What was your first?
20593, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
20594, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, I'm dead and no one cares?
20595, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,What happened?
20596, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"No, you started it."
20597, back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie."
20598, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel," No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married."
20599, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Maybe. Joey Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
20600, Joey's apartment,"  Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?",6,Joey,
20601, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,"Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I... "
20602, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?"
20603, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,
20604, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,"Wait, you can’t have the baby here! I mean I haven’t sterilised it since the guys moved out!"
20605, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe," Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave..."
20606, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Monica,"By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff."
20607, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Monica, Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
20608, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle."
20609, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Hey Rach!
20610, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Yeah.
20611, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"You can’t tell, but I’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!"
20612, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Huh?
20613, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,It does! How would you feel if you couldn’t share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldn’t teach us about dragons.
20614, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,Canoodling?
20615, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,We're taking a break!
20616, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,You lied to me!
20617, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,
20618, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,How did you do that?
20619, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe, Hey.
20620, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Chandler,You’re not?
20621, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!
20622, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,Yes.
20623, Central Perk,,9,Monica,I know! 
20624, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?
20625, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,"No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard."
20626, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey, Hey!
20627, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
20628, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Uh, some of her friends, yeah."
20629, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross, Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!
20630, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I know."
20631, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet."
20632, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Huh?
20633, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Well Monica just told me that they don’t.
20634, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,UCHH! <much louder and longer then Amy's>
20635, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Ross,I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised...
20636, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,It’s gone.
20637, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Ross’s parents are my parents!
20638, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Thank you, thank you. How about I do something for you? Tomorrow, I'll bring you a hat, cover up the bald?"
20639, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,What?
20640, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,...I can imagine.
20641, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,What does it look like I'm doing? I am cleaning!
20642, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?"
20643, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"Wait a minute, I-I believe I’m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?"
20644, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler,I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
20645, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
20646, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,Why not?
20647, Ross�,,9,Rachel,What? Who?
20648, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,I’ll take a card.
20649, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey," Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good."
20650, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!!  Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close."
20651, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m Phoebe Buffay. I’m one of Ross’s best friends."
20652, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller."
20653, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman ,4,Joey,
20654, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,It doesn’t say that!
20655, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel, It's about the job.
20656, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,Okay sure!
20657, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Excuse me?
20658, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Oh yay!
20659, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,Okay.
20660, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Okay! 
20661, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross, These aren't suede.
20662, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,What’s this?
20663, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel," Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?"
20664, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Y’know, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. "
20665, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Uh, uh... Sure! Uhm... ""Dear..."" "
20666, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,Ohh…
20667, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,You know it's me?
20668, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
20669, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now."
20670, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
20671, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!
20672, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?"
20673, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,All right.
20674, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,Are you okay?
20675, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,What?
20676, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,All right. 
20677, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,Oh yeah… 
20678, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,"Honey, might I suggest watching a little more ESPN and a little less E!?"
20679, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,Hey-hey.
20680, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,Those are my shoes.
20681, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Chandler,There’s a Phoebe on my sandwich! 
20682, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"What about, what about when I said y’know about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?"
20683, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,So then you know? 
20684, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I thought I had to make the jokes!
20685, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Can you go any faster with that?
20686, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,"Yeah, Monica made us!"
20687, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Rachel,"Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! "
20688, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me."
20689, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Joey," Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!"
20690, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Breathe.
20691, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,"No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know?"
20692, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,What?!!
20693, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Rachel," Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house."
20694, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Okay.
20695, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back."
20696, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
20697, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica,Phoebe did the signs!
20698, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,What?
20699, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,You look beautiful mom. 
20700, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,We make fire. Cook meat.
20701, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,You can't leave me alone with her.
20702, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
20703, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Yes! That’s where we realized we were both super cool people!
20704, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this."
20705, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,Yes that’s the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!
20706, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe, Watch this.
20707, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel," Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!"
20708, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Joey,"Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio."
20709, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Than I want mine, too ! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond."
20710, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,That may be the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.
20711, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Chandler,Where ya going?
20712, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
20713, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,Hey!
20714, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Joey,Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
20715, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, what-what are you doing?"
20716, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Ross,Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.
20717, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Good job Alan!
20718, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, that's right!  Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?"
20719, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
20720, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
20721, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,"Well it’s hard to tell…  Oh God, if she would just stop moving."
20722, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Chandler,"Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky."
20723, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,That's true!
20724, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,"Well, he said I wasn't urgent enough, you know, and that everything I did was horizontal and I should be more vertical. Oh, and he said that I should think less."
20725, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?"
20726, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,I got it! Mine!
20727, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Okay.
20728, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,"Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed.  you’re doing great. You’re doing great. You’re doing fine."
20729, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,You're on!
20730, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,"Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad."
20731, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Ross, So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
20732, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"Oh, my pleasure."
20733, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, how do you feel now?"
20734, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?"
20735, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,…in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
20736, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did."
20737,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,There. Here's their card.
20738, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Yeah, maybe."
20739, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Joey,"Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching!  Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this."
20740, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe, Can you hear anything?
20741, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Please...wait, how did you do that?"
20742, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,"Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?"
20743, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you."
20744, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,That is incredible! You are the master!
20745, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"Oh come—look, when I was a kid my dad’s company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasn’t in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!"
20746, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,You don't drink.
20747, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh God, I am so sorry honey..."
20748, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed."
20749, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor."
20750, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. It’s that bedroom there. "
20751, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Any woman would be lucky to have ya.
20752, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,So there is no good time to ask that question.
20753, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"She's in her room, why?"
20754, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Phoebe,
20755, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?"
20756, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,I put it on to scare Chandler!
20757, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?"
20758, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel, Ohh…
20759, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah! I-I would like that.
20760, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Monica,"Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me."
20761, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, you should’ve told me that before, I’m not a mind reader. Hey, we’re out of beer. I’m going to Monica’s."
20762, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Turn.
20763, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Oh my!!
20764, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Well, somebody should. "
20765, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,Gotta keep squishing.
20766, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I’m not even sure I got it."
20767, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,So! Poetry? Susan’s gay! They’re being gay together!
20768, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Another hard 8.
20769, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
20770, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Joey,"Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business?  Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister."
20771, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right here’s the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm,  tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere…"
20772, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Rachel,
20773, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey,Why isn’t that valet back with my Porsche?
20774, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,
20775, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die.  So, excuse me for being a little skittish."
20776, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Hey! What do you guys think about this. ""Ross The Divorce-Force""."
20777, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross,You guys.
20778, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Rachel,Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think I’m gonna stay here.
20779, The lecture," Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind,",3,Rachel,Oh. 
20780, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Chandler,What?
20781, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,Oh they didn’t want to come!
20782, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Ohhh...  Okay, you were right. You were right! This was just not worth it."
20783, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,I can’t do it! 
20784, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
20785, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,"A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks."
20786, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, y’know I’ve always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father."
20787, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Oh God, is it 630?  Buzz him in!"
20788, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Why do you need it?
20789, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,I’m gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.
20790, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Why?
20791, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it’s has to be 800.  Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one."
20792, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. "
20793, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,You're welcome.
20794, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"All right. When is, when is the next flight out?"
20795, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,Ohhh.
20796, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Who’s this little guy? 
20797, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Do we have to?
20798, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Ross,"Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!"
20799, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Oh! Oh! Oh!
20800, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’s sounds great."
20801, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Phoebe,Oh hey!
20802, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"Well, that's spongy."
20803, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,
20804, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,Ahh.
20805, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Lowell, is that you?"
20806, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.
20807, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Rachel,"Oh, everything went great."
20808, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?  Well this is not what I ordered.
20809, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,That's a... pla-an.
20810, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Yeah, which was nice."
20811, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,Hey.
20812, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,I don't think that's what this is.
20813, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh!
20814, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,When did I say you were boring?!
20815, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!"
20816, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right, all right, all right. "
20817, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"All right y'know what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get so emotional, I guess it’s just the holidays, it’s hard."
20818, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,You'll get one.
20819, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. It’s that bedroom there. "
20820, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,What size shoes do you wear?
20821, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Oh I know, my God, this is so—this rice is so—I am so good."
20822, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Okay.
20823, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,That won't go with this dress though.
20824, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
20825, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thank you.  No!
20826, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,No-no! Don’t dance for me! Please? Don’t!  What is the matter with you guys?
20827, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Uh, oh-ho bye."
20828, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,In a carriage!
20829, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Uh-huh.
20830, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,Then why do you throw like one?
20831, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Phoebe,"I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That’s it!! That’s everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! "
20832, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,But! Don’t you have to give him his money back?
20833, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey, That’s mean! You really had me going there!
20834, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Chandler,"Way to be cool, man."
20835, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Phoebe,". That’s okay, it’s mine, we just kissed."
20836, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Ross,Yeah?
20837, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Marriage advice? Really?!
20838, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey, Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
20839, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,Okay!
20840, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross," No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!"
20841, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. "
20842, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Saw a girl with that vest.
20843, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey," And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot."
20844, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Ross,You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!
20845, Phoebe’s apartment building," in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, this is where you and I part ways.  Noisy bitch!"
20846, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Oh really! Why is that?
20847, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,Congratulations!
20848, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,Sorry. How about over here? 
20849, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,Yeah? Okay.
20850, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"Well let’s see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that’s plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!"
20851, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together."
20852, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours."
20853, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, which museum?"
20854, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,Ok
20855, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh, I love you too."
20856, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Monica,"This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don’t work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is."
20857, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses."
20858, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Rachel," ""Baddest man in the whole damn town."""
20859, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Okay, you know what/ You’re going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and come and pick me up."
20860, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
20861, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,He’s totally flirting with you too.
20862, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"No, never done that either."
20863, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Ross,That’s it. That’s it.
20864, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Phoebe,"Oh God, I really missed that fat bastard!"
20865, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Sure, I’ll just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing."
20866, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. "
20867, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,It’s still a tiny bit on fire there.
20868, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,"Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?"
20869, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Monica,Every year.
20870, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, okay.  I’ll get the bagels."
20871, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Aw, Mom..."
20872, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Why not?!  I’m hungry.
20873, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,Haven’t you and I covered that topic?
20874, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Phoebe,Regina Philange. 
20875, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,Shhh! 
20876, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Ross, Emphatic time-time-time…
20877, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
20878, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around."
20879, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Is this because of the burrito thing?
20880, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Heeey!
20881, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
20882, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel," Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?"
20883, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them."
20884, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,"Looks good, uh?"
20885, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!"
20886, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own."
20887, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!"
20888, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Monica,"Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?"
20889, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,"Well, now’s a good time. I’m on my way to have my ears cut off."
20890, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!"
20891, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,"Oh, okay.  The what?"
20892, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Joey, All right. Good deal.
20893, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,And why not?!
20894, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,"Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father."
20895, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,Eh?
20896, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"I don’t know, something either trees or disease—Ralph mumbles a lot."
20897, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Ross, Hey.
20898, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"Yeah and he didn’t really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you."
20899, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I can't think of anything.
20900, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down."
20901, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Oh yeah? Well thanks.
20902, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler's is worse."
20903, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Hi guys.
20904, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! 
20905, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,"Well, as long as we are clear about that. "
20906, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Yeah. What?!
20907, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!"
20908, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,I don’t know! Maybe she’s crazy! 
20909, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,I could do that.
20910, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,What?
20911, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!"
20912, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,What?
20913, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,Okay! 
20914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!"
20915, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"All right, I'll take care of it."
20916, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Smaller than that.
20917, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Okay, there’s this one guy, Patrick, I think you’re gonna like him, he’s really nice, he’s funny, he’s a swimmer."
20918, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,Oh for the love of God!
20919, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,What?
20920, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross," This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known."
20921, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"I know, I took it hard too."
20922, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I’m gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall."
20923, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,I guess.
20924, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Chandler,"Of course, I didn’t get to enjoy any of that, because Joanna’s such a big, dull dud!"
20925, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, sly."
20926, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. "
20927, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Yep! Looks like it’s gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
20928, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,"Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke?"
20929, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,"Okay, bye! "
20930, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,What?
20931, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Well, you’ve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But y’know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. "
20932, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe," Oh good, you're all up."
20933, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I am sorry..."
20934, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Where you can make out with your assistant.
20935, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 800.
20936, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker."
20937, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey," Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre."
20938, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,Oh. Oh.
20939, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Sixty guests.
20940, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,You?
20941, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on now, don’t keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because you’re in for a rough ride! "
20942, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,Pheebs!
20943, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"Well, she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!"
20944, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!
20945, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,Yeah.
20946, Joey's apartment,"  Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?",6,Joey,
20947, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Yes.  Yes!
20948, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I know."
20949, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,We could trade later.
20950, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Hey!
20951, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Joey, Merry Christmas!
20952, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,My Saturn dealership.
20953, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,"Hey, you've got a boyfriend!"
20954, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,Okay.
20955, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Monica,"I-I-I’m sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn’t hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?"
20956, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica," Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?"
20957, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Ross,
20958, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is…"
20959, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, Joey!
20960, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Of course, of course."
20961, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,My Giant? I love that movie!
20962, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh, hey let me. "
20963, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Yeah!
20964, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,That makes sense!
20965, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Oh come on you big faker!
20966, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"Well I, that’s the thing, I don’t know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said,  ""This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let’s just enjoy…"""
20967, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Okay, who’s next?! "
20968, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure. No problem."
20969, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!"
20970, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,No you didn't!
20971, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Oh, that is so tacky."
20972, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best."
20973, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Thank you! That’s what I keep saying.
20974, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,It was my first time.
20975, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"No! But, I’m throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before."
20976, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Joey,Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
20977, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,Look I was going to tell you!
20978, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Good day for married people huh?
20979, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Look, it was a job all right?"
20980, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!"
20981, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"Well, it’s not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Y’know? You’re doing nothing wrong.  Richard? If-if you’re in there, could you pass me my credit card?"
20982, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
20983, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, right! "
20984, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,"A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid."
20985, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,What’s the matter?
20986, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
20987, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump..."
20988, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,"Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time."
20989, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Oh. Why didn’t you take her?
20990, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Dude, dude! I think you're losing it."
20991, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Oh great! Great! Thank you. 
20992, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!"
20993, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Ah, well if you don’t clear this off, you won’t be getting one of those from me. But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can’t be there."
20994, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,Well this doesn’t even smell like opium.
20995, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
20996, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,No-no! No! No! You don’t tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks I’m a soap actor.
20997, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,I sort’ve already asked Chandler.
20998, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
20999, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,Hey Rachel!
21000, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming..."
21001, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,Hey.
21002, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m not in love with Ross!
21003, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?"
21004, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!
21005, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh,  This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica."
21006, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,"Well, I’m never gonna listen to you again, that’s for sure!  ""Y’know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"""
21007, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"well, this is, this is, this is not over!  Hello?"
21008, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Wait, you guys, look!"
21009, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"No-no, thank you."
21010, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,Ahhh.
21011, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,"Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married.  We register, and you get to keep all the presents!"
21012, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed."
21013, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Don't tear it.
21014, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Y’know what? Fine! Get attacked! I don’t even care!
21015, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,Something to do with numbers?
21016, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel, Are you sure?
21017, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Do I smell essential oils?
21018, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"Okay, I… "
21019, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,We stand firm at $10.
21020, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy!  He brought Twizlers!"
21021, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,How did it go with Frank and Alice?
21022, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey, Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.
21023, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,No. 
21024, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care."
21025, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Hey! Didn’t you have that outfit on last night?
21026, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,"I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny.  Hey, Pheebs!"
21027, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"It's funny. When you said ""unpaid"" it sounded like you said ""unpaid."""
21028, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Rachel,
21029, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Yes you can! Sting says so himself!
21030, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
21031, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,"Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year."
21032, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,I think just the annulment for today.
21033, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, how’s Whitney?"
21034, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Seriously, you don't think we should tell him?"
21035, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica,"Uh-huh, that one!"
21036, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Ross,"Just, y'know out."
21037, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross, And you didn't marry him because...?
21038, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy."
21039, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,Yeah?  Hi!
21040, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,You mean your pink shirt?
21041, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler!"
21042, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,What?
21043, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler, For an emergency just like this.
21044, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Okay! 
21045, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Well then he gets a divorce, it’s Ross!"
21046, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey,  My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!"
21047, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?"
21048, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,"Quite an interesting turn of events, suddenly it’s my book to the rescue, huh?  Ooh, very interesting. Yeah, well this certainly clears things up."
21049, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time."
21050, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 
21051, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica, Chandler!
21052, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, so what is she, like a... like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?"
21053, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,"I thought we weren’t gonna have bachelor/bachelorette parties! Y’know, we agreed that it was a silly tradition."
21054, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,and…
21055, The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant," Monica and Angela are talking,",1,Monica,Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
21056, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
21057, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Heeey!
21058, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"... yeah, it's true."
21059, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Yeah... Now I have something...
21060, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Hey!
21061, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!"
21062, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Rachel,"Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?"
21063, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?"
21064, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.
21065, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,I’m not gonna hit you.
21066, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Oh, okay, time's up!"
21067, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"You say ‘Thank you very much,’ and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, we’re gonna put are hands in this bowl, and we’re gonna start squishing the tomatoes."
21068, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her."
21069, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey, I did not care for that!
21070, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,You still love me.
21071, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!"
21072, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Those are the pacts!
21073, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,So you're ruling out surrogacy?
21074, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel," Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'..."
21075, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing."
21076, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it."
21077, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,"Ahhh!  Ooh, nice!"
21078, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Oh hey come on, don’t-don’t-don’t do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, I’m thinking, ""Boy, she-she is a great actress!""  Uh but-but, I am also thinking, ""She is hot!"""
21079, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah. Let’s see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand."
21080, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it’ll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?"
21081, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,He offered me one.
21082, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
21083, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Where were you?
21084, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,What?
21085, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Hmm?
21086, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,I'd love to! Yeah! 
21087, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,So?
21088, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Bye.
21089, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,"No, okay, you’re right. You’re easy-going. You’re just not as easy-going as Rachel. She’s just more flexible and-and mellow. That’s all."
21090, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler, I'm not mad.
21091, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, let’s just forget it."
21092, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"Hey, Zack!"
21093, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"No-no, it's not that, it's just… I-I just moved in."
21094, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow ."
21095, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,"Rach, these are for you."
21096, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Who?
21097, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,Thanks. 
21098, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,"Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby."
21099, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,"Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin’ to that place."
21100, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel,"Oh my god. Ok you guys, there’s Danny. Watch. Just watch this.  See?! Still pretending he’s not interested. Ohh, he’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is."
21101, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"All good, thanks.  Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that’s easier to rhyme?"
21102, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
21103, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler,Oh man!
21104, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. 
21105, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks."
21106, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!"
21107, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Definitely roses.  But Lilies are the clear choice.
21108, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,But if...
21109, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Hey, buddy. How’s my favorite dog, huh? How’s my favorite dog?  Did you give him a beer?"
21110, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,She did? Why?
21111, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Phoebe,"Please Rachel, I am not an idiot. "
21112, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,God!!  What am I gonna do?!
21113, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,I do!
21114, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people."
21115, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"Nooooo, why?"
21116, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel, Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
21117, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Okay.  Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?"
21118, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing."
21119, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I’m just glad we didn’t do anything stupid."
21120, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Ross,About what?
21121, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler, Men are here.
21122, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,"You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?"
21123, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,"We don’t. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing."
21124, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey," All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?"
21125, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
21126, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,So how long are you in town?
21127, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?"
21128, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Oh. What's a lurker?
21129, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I would love to!"
21130, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.
21131, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler," I’m your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let’s go."
21132, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Okay!
21133, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,"Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, y’know?"
21134, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Joey," Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback."
21135, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Rachel,"Ohhh, this is the least jealous I’ve ever been!"
21136, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Ooh, that was fast."
21137, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,And they knew about it?
21138, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,What do you mean?
21139, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on! This is crazy! Can’t we just flip a coin?!"
21140, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"This is so cool, ‘til Monica gets back, it’s like I’m head chef and I get to make all the decisions. "
21141, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
21142, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, Seasons Greetings and everything, but still…"
21143, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,I had to go with the odds Rach.
21144, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but that’s different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?"
21145, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey," I know, I'm sorry, but can I just have a quick second to run to the bathroom?"
21146, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?"
21147, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,"Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.  What?"
21148, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Joey,Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
21149, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know."
21150, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s not, it’s not."
21151, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Who did you originally want to hook up with?
21152, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe, Park!
21153, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!"
21154, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Yeah, I’ve just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone."
21155, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!"
21156, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,So does-does Joey know you’re moving?
21157, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel, We do?
21158, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Phoebe,Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
21159, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,Aww... 
21160, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Joey,I think I'm gonna take-off.
21161, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!"
21162, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work."
21163, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
21164, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,"Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. "
21165, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,Uh.
21166, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?"
21167, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,It's not the same.
21168, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Rachel,"High-five, the babies are coming! "
21169, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross," Ah, Cheryl!"
21170, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?"
21171, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Well, she’s out of town so, there’s gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is."
21172, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Your getting married?!
21173, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
21174, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,"Hey you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore."
21175, Central Perk,,10,Monica, You were going to cut me out?
21176, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Phoebe, Where's Joey?
21177, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,And it’ll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
21178, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Joey,"What’s the matter, Pheebs?"
21179, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Joey,"Yeah, we look great together."
21180, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Phoebe,Here. 
21181, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross, What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
21182, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler, Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
21183, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!
21184, Ross',,9,Rachel,Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.
21185, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
21186, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at  ... 930?? God! Oh, this party was lame ..."
21187, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Something personal.
21188, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,What?
21189, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I don’t…"
21190, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, yes it would."
21191, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Okay! Okay! We can take a hint!  What are you doing here?!
21192, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,Enjoy!
21193, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
21194, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,I know.
21195, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Rachel,"Well, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men."
21196, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick."
21197, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"I’m sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again."
21198, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Y’know your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
21199, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,"No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination."
21200, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thanks.
21201, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Who? Who is it?
21202, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!"
21203, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how’s it going with her?"
21204, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe, She must’ve left.
21205, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Give me one more.
21206, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"What? Wait, what?"
21207, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,This doesn’t feel weird!
21208, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?"
21209, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Whoa, I'm not done."
21210, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Well, we’re fashioning a very long poking device."
21211, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,I like it in the stern.  Hello.
21212, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica, Fifteen minutes.
21213, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,.
21214, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"Oh no-no, I can’t do that."
21215, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Yes, tell me."
21216, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,Check it out!! Jam crackers!
21217, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Your company has a fine foods division?
21218, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,No not  Candy Lady.
21219, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi."
21220, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Okay.  What was tonight?
21221, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,I know.
21222, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,Really? 
21223, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"No, so I don’t have to get married until I’m 33! That’s three years, that’s three whole years—Oh, wait a minute though. I’ll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and I’d like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged… Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I’m thirty."
21224, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Chandler, Yeah?
21225, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Chandler,Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
21226, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,Yeah.
21227, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,There you go!
21228, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me, look at me, everything’s gonna be fine, trust me. Okay. Take my hand. Here we go.  Oww crushing bones!"
21229, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay, my bad."
21230, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,She was kidding.
21231, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"I’m agreeing with you. Did you, listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet?"
21232, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,"But, you see, it's just... this night has to go just perfect, you know? And, well, Wendy's more of a... professional waitress."
21233, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich."
21234, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the biggest wire."
21235, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Fine! Do you want something to drink?
21236, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Ross,"Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben.  'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi."
21237, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica, I can't wait to be with you!  I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
21238, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Yeah, it takes two incomes."
21239, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, we’re just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases."
21240, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!"
21241, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
21242, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,"Good, you guys are all here!"
21243, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! There’s only been like four kids.
21244, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, I still can’t believe you haven’t seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?"
21245, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks."
21246, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
21247, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Joey,"Yeah, maybe it’s like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. "
21248, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,No!! You can’t!!
21249, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,Pheebs?
21250, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Listen, you know how uh, when you’re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?"
21251, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,Yeah.
21252, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,"Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!"
21253, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Well, why shouldn’t I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!"
21254, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Uh-hmm.
21255, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,HEY!! Do you have to do that? It’s Saturday!
21256, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! "
21257, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,"Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it."
21258, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,Faded salmon color.
21259, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Erin! Still here!
21260, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Rachel,"Well, this is going well. "
21261, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"So, you’re like a zillionaire? "
21262, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Joey,"Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?"
21263, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. , five, six, and seven!"
21264, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Chandler,What about him?
21265, Ross�,,9,Ross,The guy you gave your number to.
21266, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,"Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I mean I actually—I-I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that."
21267, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"No, a car backfired, but  I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And Rach, I…I survived! And I was filled with this-this great respect for life. Y'know? I-I want to experience every moment. I want to seize every opportunity. I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now."
21268, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
21269, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"We can't, alright?  We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out."
21270, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Oh good God! I’ve fallen down! 
21271, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,No-no-no-no. 
21272, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist."
21273, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Oh he's like a...
21274, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?"
21275, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,You really think so?
21276, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, your brother. Score!"
21277, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,"
21278, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, yeah, uh-huh, they’re implanted."
21279, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Okay.
21280, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
21281, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"All right baby, come on!  Yes! Yes! I am on fire!"
21282, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy.  Aramis? Aramis?"
21283, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"Y’know, you’re right. Thank you."
21284, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. "
21285, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"If it helps, I could slide over."
21286, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?"
21287, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Don't make me come up there!
21288, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?"
21289, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,
21290, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,"Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me."
21291, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
21292, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped out"
21293, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,You can spill. In the sink.
21294, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
21295, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are."
21296, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven’t done that since I was four and I washed my dad’s Porsche with rocks."
21297, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, and not a very good one."
21298, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!"
21299, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Are you all right?
21300, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, I-I know—I had put them in…in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
21301, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Peace Corps, really? "
21302, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Yeah, that's a big step."
21303, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,How?! When?!
21304, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,"That’s right, it’s all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! "
21305, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?"
21306, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right here’s the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm,  tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere…"
21307, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,No-no I can’t! I can’t let you do it!
21308, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,Hey you guys.
21309, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Oh, ah nothin’. I just felt like hangin’ out here and reading."
21310, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Phoebe,Ewww! 
21311, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah. Sure. 
21312, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break."
21313, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Ah, did I leave the stove on?"
21314, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Yeah... I guess. I don't—I don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? "
21315, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,That’s short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
21316, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Mhm-mh!
21317, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,No you don’t know why!
21318, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop."
21319, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh honey, but you love that name."
21320, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"It’s okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could."
21321, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"Well, maybe it was God, doing me."
21322, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross," Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do."
21323, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!
21324, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Joey,What-what’s so funny?
21325, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!"
21326, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,"No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday."
21327, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica, How did work go?
21328, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.
21329, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
21330, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
21331, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"I don’t want to, I’m scared."
21332, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
21333, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
21334, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,You’re the best. Thanks. Oh!
21335, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,Dude that is so sad.
21336, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or something—or should I call it  football?"
21337, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica, I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
21338, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
21339, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Chandler,"Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. "
21340, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh that’s not pretty.
21341, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,What?!!
21342, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan Come in."
21343, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying."
21344, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,Grab my ass!
21345, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,That's so sweet. Find anything?
21346, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,Hi.
21347, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"I know, yeah. I feel like we're all growing up. Person named Wiener, God that kills me. "
21348, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Joey,Ohh!! 
21349, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
21350, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,Congratulations!
21351, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Big night!
21352, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Chandler,What?
21353, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?"
21354, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,You cuddled.
21355, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney."
21356, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,I know!! 
21357, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!"
21358, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?"
21359, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?"
21360, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Chandler!
21361, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I guess it is.  So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her."
21362, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Chandler,Toootal chick-flick.
21363, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross, Oh God.
21364, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross,Are you serious?!
21365, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,You’re Spudnik.
21366, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. "
21367, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,Oh stop that!
21368, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,Na-uh!  Hey did anybody lose their keys?
21369, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay."
21370, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,How did you know about that?!
21371, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"I got one. ""Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."""
21372, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,I do not hate Ross!
21373, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel, Is he here?
21374, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Chandler,What did you just do?
21375, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,Yeah. 
21376, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!"
21377, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
21378, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,So what are you gonna do?
21379, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"That's right, she came back all by herself."
21380, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Monica,"Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on."
21381, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,I can't believe I'm hearing this!
21382, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,You know? Forget it!
21383, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Oh, okay!"
21384, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it."
21385, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Hey, if you need a tour guide... "
21386, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think we're ready for something like that?
21387, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?"
21388, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Look, I’m sorry! But there’s nothing I can do, I think I’m in love with her!"
21389, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica, I-I’m the head chef. I-I can’t get promoted.
21390, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Phoebe,Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. 
21391, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Monica,Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah!  We should have essay questions!!
21392, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,Awww.  But still no.
21393, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"Well, it looks like it wasn’t heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! "
21394, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Someone like an…angel?
21395, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman."
21396, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer?  I'm fine, I'm fine."
21397, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
21398, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Two seconds...
21399, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,Awww.  But still no.
21400, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Hey, I thought you already had one."
21401, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD?"
21402, Mona’s Apartment," she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes, Meanwhile, Mona’s date takes off Ross’s shirt and Mona throws it on the floor, While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch,",8,Ross,Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
21403, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,He hasn’t gotten out of that chair in two days.
21404, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,Then you hold on to it!!
21405, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, oh there go the clothes."
21406, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey, You'd better act surprised.
21407, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"Oh, what a crappy night!"
21408, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,"Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin’ in there."
21409, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"Hey that’s okay. So, where do you want to go?"
21410, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, And-and you?!
21411, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,Thanks Chandler.
21412, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,Hi!
21413, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Hide my rings.
21414, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"Oh God, I’m so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked."
21415, The Doctor’s office," Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos,",4,Phoebe,"Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen."
21416, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Tell her, I'm allergic, and I will sue!"
21417, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,"It’s just a game Mon.  Rach, how about you?"
21418, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Chandler,You don’t have to stop having fun just because I’m here. Kathy didn’t cheat on all of you. 
21419, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel,"But don’t you think Rosita would’ve wanted you to move on? I mean y’know, she did always put…your comfort first."
21420, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?"
21421, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Monica, No it's not.
21422, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Chandler,"Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats."
21423, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey,Great nap.
21424, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,"Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like."
21425, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'"
21426, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because it’s my sister. But, uh, uh y’know actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that."
21427, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,"Hey now! That was an accident, okay."
21428, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross, Hello! Can I get you anything?
21429, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,"No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea...  Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?"
21430, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,"Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?"
21431, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,"Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight."
21432, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,"All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I’m gonna go see my agent."
21433, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Sorry. I’m sorry. Y'know what, we’re just gonna throw it."
21434, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Is-is-is that message old or new?  Old or new?! Old or new?!
21435, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"Let me see this...  Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division."
21436, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,Y’know what? Why don’t you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
21437, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Seriously, good night!"
21438, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Thank you!  Oh, and I have something for you!"
21439, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in."
21440, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,So?
21441, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today."
21442, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.
21443, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else."
21444, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,I don’t know!
21445, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,I think so.
21446, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Not the other one?
21447, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet."
21448, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!"
21449, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,"Noo! Maybe! I, I don’t know."
21450, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?"
21451, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,"""Delta Dawn"""
21452, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,People are doing it in front of my book!
21453, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Now, there’s two reasons."
21454, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Uh Will umm, I just want to say that I’m real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school…"
21455, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Hey.
21456, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!"
21457, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Ross," Well, hello Rachel!"
21458, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Welcome back!
21459, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,It really does… how long do you think we have to stay?
21460, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Monica, Look at you. All jealous.
21461, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful."
21462, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,No I didn’t!
21463, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"oh, honey.."
21464, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,"Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!"
21465, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,I know isn’t it? It’s like I’m right there with Joshua.
21466, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Enter Pheebs.
21467, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Tell me who it is.
21468, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Yes. Yes! Please, come in."
21469, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Yes! yes!
21470, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
21471, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,Okay.
21472, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Is this why they don’t like me or why you don’t like me?
21473, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Chandler,Hey! How’d it go?
21474, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!"
21475, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Oh, I will."
21476, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,Hey!
21477, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,"Well I-I-I don’t care how hot it is it’s-it’s uh, it’s wrong."
21478, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"Why, what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?"
21479, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Okay, absolutely!"
21480, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,"Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!"
21481, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Nothing, why?"
21482, Central Perk,,3,Rachel,Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.
21483, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Hi!
21484, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Mm.
21485, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Right on! Oh! Uh, but, don’t take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez."
21486, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Prague?
21487, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"I don't know, you know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart, and tall! You know, and just swept Joey off his feet... I mean, nobody else has a chance!"
21488, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,"He just said, ""No strippers."""
21489, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Rachel,"So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me."
21490, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross, This one?
21491, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey," You are beautiful, you know that?"
21492, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey,Nothing! It was something.
21493, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,You all right?
21494, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,It's a rented tux. Okay. I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
21495, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,Hey.
21496, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,So how's Mindy?
21497, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Hey!
21498, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited long enough!!"
21499, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean it’s temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? ""Professor Geller."""
21500, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Sure, Monica would have to give her up."
21501, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"No, but ah, there’s coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, I’ll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night."
21502, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"Hey, and then lunch."
21503, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,"He could be alone. This morning I heard him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps."
21504, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Look, you guys have been to every play I’ve ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?"
21505, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"God, Susan is so fun!"
21506, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Just kiddin,’ I’ll talk to them, you distract Rach."
21507, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,No-ohoh. 
21508, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.
21509, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Monica,"But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do."
21510, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that."
21511, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?"
21512, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,Of course it does! It’s smart! I used the the-saurus!
21513, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,You just said it!
21514, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
21515, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe," I was wrong obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay."
21516, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now, Instead, a beautiful woman is working,",6,Joey,"Uh yeah, where-where’s the guy who decides who’s pictures go up on the wall?"
21517, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Ok, Ok, Pheebs..."
21518, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Monica,You could do that!
21519, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Huh. Well, uh, that’s uh, that’s interesting. "
21520, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]"
21521, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, wait.. wait, I see a woman."
21522, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Why not?
21523, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,"All right, y’know what? Forget it, all of you forget it! You’ve ruined it! Go home! You’ve ruined it! You’ve ruined it!"
21524, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,I don’t know!
21525, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,You really want me to come back?
21526, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Phoebe,"Well, just buy the damn boat! "
21527, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,Hey!
21528, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that you’re packed."
21529, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?"
21530, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,That I can do.
21531, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Ross,My fault?! You threatened the judge!
21532, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah, why don’t you move in with me? It’ll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday’s right?"
21533, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel, So what's going on with you?
21534, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
21535, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it."
21536, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Seriously, who is this guy?",8,Joey,
21537, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,"That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani!  And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!"
21538, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross," Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts."
21539, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Um-mm, yeah right!"
21540, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Rachel,All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?
21541, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"It’s mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like ""yeah, right, well what else is new?"""
21542, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah?  Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you."
21543, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!
21544, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Oh, all right, I'll just have what she's having instead."
21545, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,"It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands."
21546, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Oh! Maybe it’s because I’m on television. I’m an actor on Days of Our Lives.
21547, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,Who ?
21548, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"Susan, go deep."
21549, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Please! I made this game what it is.
21550, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,"She was blonde?  Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years."
21551, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by."
21552, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out."
21553, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,"No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; that’s not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why don’t we, why don’t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone."
21554, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Stevie the TV?
21555, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,Yeah.
21556, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,I don't know.
21557, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Chandler,You guys wanna eat here?
21558, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Let’s go to lunch.
21559, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,Why don’t you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean that’s what I did when I first  weighing stuff.
21560, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Ross," Hey, don’t we have to..."
21561, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,Because it's breast milk. It's gross.
21562, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey, I can hear you!
21563, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Monica,The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
21564, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"See, I would never snap at you like that."
21565, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
21566, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Really? No. I mean, nah, I haven’t played in so long, and-and, well it’s-it’s really personal stuff, y’know?"
21567, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?"
21568, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,It’s not on my head.
21569, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Yeah, it’s for the kids. To keep the kids off drugs. It’s a very important issue in this month’s Playboy. I’m sure you all read about it."
21570, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,"No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room."
21571, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"I’m just trying to help you, move on."
21572, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,"Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!"
21573, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,She asked-asked you out again?
21574, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…"
21575, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh it’s okay. They’re just-they’re just wrapping her up.
21576, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,How do you think she's doing?
21577, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky..."
21578, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,"YAY!  quick thing, I went to talk to Mike."
21579, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,This is so cool!
21580, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross," Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools."
21581, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Okay.
21582, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey, Can we come it yet?! We’re dying out here!
21583, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe, I’m not asking!
21584, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!"
21585, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh. No, I hear what you’re saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing?  Look how pretty!"
21586, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,Did he just say ‘Monica bang’?
21587, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"Yes let’s. Y’know what? Uh, it’s-it’s not important. What is important is that, is that we’re having a baby. And it’s not—Doesn’t matter who came on to who."
21588, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Okay, Joey’s gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block."
21589, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Okay, sure."
21590, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oo! When’s her birthday?!
21591, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Rachel,"Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!"
21592, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,It's my New Year's resolution!
21593, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"It's not Santa's plan. No, it's... "
21594, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,There's no dog in here.
21595, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Tough crib.
21596, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica,"Oh well, it’s not so bad."
21597, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,Actually it's both of us.
21598, Ross�,,9,Ross,"I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us."
21599, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,Huh?
21600, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Bye Mon.
21601, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Well, why shouldn’t I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!"
21602, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,Where are Bill and Colleen?
21603, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,"No. It’s all right; it’s probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book."
21604, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Great! Okay, good for you! "
21605, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.
21606, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,You guys! You guys!
21607, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,So I’m not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy I’m gonna spend the rest of my life with?
21608, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,"No, you’ve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And I’m not going to tell you what song I’m gonna play either. But uh, let’s just say when it’s over I’ll bet there will be a we bit o’ celebration."
21609, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,What is wrong with this freezer?!  Ow! Ow!!
21610, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! "
21611, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
21612, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Rachel,Really?
21613, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.
21614, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,I am proud of all my friends today.
21615, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,Nooo!
21616, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Hey! Hiya!
21617, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,I guess.
21618, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,I was sending you signals?
21619, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"Oh it’s been going on way to long now. Y’know, I mean the first time he said it we were just passing each other in the hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time he said, ""Hey Toby, do you want a donut?"" And I-I wanted a donut. And now it’s five years later, the donut’s gone and I’m still Toby."
21620, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey, Hey!
21621, Central Perk,,9,Joey,You got to tell me exactly what to do there.
21622, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to… Hi!"
21623, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Chandler,That is lucky.
21624, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Chandler, Should I tell her I ordered tea?
21625, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do."
21626, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,No don’t tear out your eyes!!
21627, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
21628, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Exactly.
21629, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
21630, DOOL set,,9,Joey,You're a masseuse. You have a table with a hole in it.
21631, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Let’s play some ball, guys."
21632, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
21633, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,
21634, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Chandler," Whoa, she's pretty. "
21635, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,Yeah?
21636, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,I found him!  That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?
21637, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Monica,"I love you, Pete!!!"
21638, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all."
21639, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling.  Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!"
21640, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel, You said she was bald.
21641, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,"I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening."
21642, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler, Ok.
21643, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,Where are you going?
21644, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,I’m not gonna hit you.
21645, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?"
21646, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,What for?
21647, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,Good for you! 
21648, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"No, he said we were holding up the people behind us."
21649, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
21650, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,"Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?"
21651, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,What?! What-what-what-what-what?!!
21652, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,
21653, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. "
21654, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice!  Oh.
21655, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"Aw, it's soo unfair. "
21656, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,
21657, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money."
21658, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesn’t even fit you anymore!
21659, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,Ross!  They’re gonna kill you!
21660, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,Oh. 
21661, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.
21662, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,Um-mm.
21663, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Phoebe,He-hee!
21664, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,This is Patrick.
21665, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,Okay.
21666, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,What? What? Why?!
21667, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing. Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire."
21668, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,"I don’t think so! You’re just giving me Ruth so you’ll get to name it when it’s a boy, and that’s when you’ll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia."
21669, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,I don't know. Soap?
21670, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Chandler,"Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable."
21671, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? You're having a memorial service for yourself!?"
21672, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,You look good.
21673, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Oh, that's me."
21674, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,"Well, what would we be doing?"
21675, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called ""Invisible things for Kathy.""  Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?"
21676, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,Well maybe it was all of your questions.
21677, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,"Aw, sometimes. Always, actually."
21678, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Joey,"I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?"
21679, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"What’s up, Ross?"
21680, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"No, don’t look directly at them!"
21681, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Why haven’t you told them?! Wouldn’t they be happy?!
21682, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,How?
21683, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Chandler,What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
21684, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Well, actually..."
21685, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally."
21686, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Chandler, Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
21687, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?"
21688, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?
21689, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!"
21690, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. 
21691, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
21692, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica,No.
21693, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Monica,Why do you want to see my hand?
21694, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"All right Pheebs, your cab’s ready."
21695, In the hall,,9,Monica,Which one?
21696, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel ""Mommy"" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ..."
21697, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Hey, listen, lady.......whoa."
21698, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"See? Eh, wasn’t that fun?"
21699, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,How could I forget?
21700, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Phoebe,"You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. "
21701, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?"
21702, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Oh my god, I left the water running."
21703, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Aww! I love you!
21704, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,"How dirty do you think I am? I’m telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away."
21705, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!"
21706, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,Eh?
21707, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague."
21708, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,What is the thing?
21709, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?!
21710, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,so how'd the date go?
21711, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
21712, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey, Missy..."
21713, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?"
21714, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,So we both finished our vows.
21715, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Huh.
21716, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
21717, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'"
21718, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.
21719, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey, Oh man! I thought I got it all!
21720, Chandler’s office," Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s not true, he-he smacked you once."
21721, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive."
21722, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby."
21723, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Joey,It’s a grand tradition!
21724, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Okay, I’m going to go stand over there. "
21725, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,That's not funny! You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts!
21726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,"I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can."
21727, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,This is so huge.
21728, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,"Oh, yeah."
21729, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?"
21730, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!"
21731, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"I guess it could’ve been, I didn’t really look at it. Y’know, I just wiped it on Chandler’s coat and got the hell out of there."
21732, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Well it clearly wasn’t showering or shaving.
21733, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.
21734, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Really?
21735, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Joey told you about the leg, huh?"
21736, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Yes! I’d love to! Have her come by the office.
21737, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Monica,"Uh, huh. "
21738, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe," Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?"
21739, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,What else did you think about?
21740, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Uh, wow! Isn't it ironic that he liked you and now you like him?"
21741, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?"
21742, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know…"
21743, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler, Really?!
21744, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs,",8,Rachel," Hi, sweetie."
21745, Airport,,9,Joey, Double promise? Call me when you land.
21746, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Emma.
21747, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Rach, wait, I can cancel..."
21748, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel," Joey, it would mean so..."
21749, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,I gotta go! 
21750, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these ""big massage places""! They're putting people like me out of business!"
21751, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes."
21752, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
21753, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Ahhhh!
21754, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler,Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
21755, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe," I'm sorry, Ross, this is my old friend Lowell from the streets. Lowell, Ross."
21756, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"Wow, those pills really worked, huh?"
21757, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Pam! Oh God okay, just imagine this, ""The Pam."""
21758, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the clothes?
21759, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,I'm crazy about her.
21760, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dance—karate lessons.
21761, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh, wait-wait-wait…"
21762, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey, did you my face cream?"
21763, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Yeah—No!!
21764, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Wait. Rachel, no, he’s married. Married! If you don’t realize that, I can’t help you."
21765, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler, And so young.
21766, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Monica,..Excuse me?
21767, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Wow!
21768, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!"
21769, Ross',,9,Ross,Uh-ah!
21770, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Ughh! 
21771, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Okay..
21772, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Okay!  All right!
21773, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Oh yeah—No, she was really nice to me, but she’s in hell for sure."
21774, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.
21775, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,
21776, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"Yes, well, I expect this from her. Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare."
21777, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,They do me?
21778, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,It's a day to be thankful.
21779, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Oh my God!
21780, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Don't go.
21781, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,8. 8!
21782, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
21783, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Yeah?
21784, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"So you uh, want to do something tonight?"
21785, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"It’s no surprise that your winning, ‘cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team."
21786, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,Ok fine. I'll handle this.  Phoebe?
21787, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,For what?
21788, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Oh good, I hate it when you do that"
21789, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,Yeah.
21790, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,That was pretty 007.
21791, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Ross,Looking up?
21792, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"It's been an hour and not one of my classmates has shown up! I tell you, when I actually die some people are gonna get seriously haunted!"
21793, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross, You didn’t do it?
21794, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Ross,"Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben.  'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi."
21795, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Whatever Linus, I’m opening mine."
21796, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound."
21797, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey.
21798, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Young! You’re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody’s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!"
21799, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica, Honey.
21800, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Good different?
21801, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner."
21802, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Ross, a sports car? Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?"
21803, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,Sure! I was there! Spring Break ’81! Woo-hoo!
21804, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!
21805, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Janice?!
21806, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Well let’s just hope it works. Y’know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?
21807, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,Maybe it’s a universal thing?
21808, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,I don’t think you do.
21809, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Well, you lied again! "
21810, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Joey,You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
21811, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour.  That didn't happen, I made that up!"
21812, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Oh dear God!
21813, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,"I just wanted to come by and y’know, wish you good luck on your date."
21814, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,Oh this is so ho-o-ot!
21815, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Mornin' Pheebs!
21816, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she’d react."
21817, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey, Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I’ll have my health insurance back in no time.
21818, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica, I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
21819, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Really?
21820, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Really? But I’m being so unreasonable.
21821, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Thanks. 
21822, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,"Let me see what you wrote about yourself ""Doctor Paleontology, two kids... ""  You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!"
21823, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica, Okay.
21824, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?"
21825, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Promise?
21826, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Ross!
21827, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
21828, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"That's right, yeah."
21829, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Is not.
21830, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,What else?
21831, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... ... oh, the foot of the bed."
21832, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,I’m just saying hi! Now I’m gonna go!
21833, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Ooh, great! Thanks!"
21834, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Rachel,Oh...  Well...
21835, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Great! We’re hangin’ in the kitchen!  Let’s stay in the kitchen!
21836, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"All right, straight, and not subtle. "
21837, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives, Of course it’s a Dr, Drake Remoray scene, It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr, Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head,",6,Rachel, Oh! Thank God!
21838, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.
21839, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey, Hey!
21840, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Can you not look at me when I say this?  I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you."
21841, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Hey! I offered to marry her!
21842, A curbside newsstand," Phoebe is whistling and walking up to it wearing her fur coat, She stops and starts to look through a magazine and notices a squirrel on a nearby tree chirping at her,",5,Phoebe, Are you happy now? I'm cold!
21843, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler, What? What can't you do?
21844, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Really?
21845, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross, Yeah!
21846, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
21847, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey, Really?
21848, Joey's apartment," Joey is struggling with the fridge, He finally gets it open and falls on the floor",9,Joey,AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright...  Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!
21849, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,I think the check in is that way. 
21850, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Ross," Okay, Monica Right foot red."
21851, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I didn’t get the annulment.
21852, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,"Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!"
21853, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,What are you trying on now?
21854, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Oh hi! Hi! Y’know, we were just talking about bacon."
21855, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
21856, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What? 
21857, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble."
21858, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Are you all right?
21859, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel, No.
21860, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross, It hurts my teeth.
21861, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Great! It went great. Really great. Hey, is that wine?"
21862, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel,I think he's across the hall.
21863, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Phoebe,Yep!
21864, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, well get in line missy.  So, can I have a ride stud?"
21865, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,Funny book?
21866, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Uh-uh—Wow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesn’t really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, I’m the one dating Elizabeth, not you!"
21867, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Hey, good race you guys."
21868, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced."
21869, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
21870, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",8,Joey,Not anymore.
21871, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,When’d you meet her?
21872, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I don't know...
21873, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,"Well, I-I’m startin’ too."
21874, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Rachel,"Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips."
21875, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn’t see who it was but… "
21876, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look,  'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!"
21877, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so…"
21878, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"I don’t have a key, they took mine to give to you."
21879, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Don't you have to pee?
21880, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Bye! 
21881, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's yours!
21882, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey," No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?"
21883, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe, No listen to me! She is crazy!
21884, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, totally!"
21885, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,How do you feel?
21886, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
21887, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I."
21888, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Well you’re gonna be a wonderful grandma. 
21889, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute."
21890, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Really? Do you not know Chandler?
21891, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
21892, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,I also said number one.
21893, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London…"
21894, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! 
21895, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Okay, let's go."
21896, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"I just, I can’t believe that we made it!"
21897, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,So...
21898, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,Can I give you a present now?
21899, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"I know, it is."
21900, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Pie eating contest?
21901, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,"Yes, but I feel like I’ve really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think we’re two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple."
21902, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what’s going on here. Okay, you guys… STOP!!  I know that, I know that you’re acting mad because you think that it’ll make it easier to leave. But deep down you’re still really sad. Deep-deep down."
21903, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!"
21904, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,They are awfully boxy...
21905, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up?"
21906, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,
21907, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe," Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel’s not in the same place you are."
21908, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,Tomorrow night.
21909, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
21910, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Nine.
21911, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,Okay.  We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
21912, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! That’s not the point.
21913, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,
21914, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND  IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
21915, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Really?
21916, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Emily.
21917, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,And what else is it not?
21918, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah, we were but umm, now we’ve got candy."
21919, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I'm so happy."
21920, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe, Oh... okay.
21921, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel, What the hell is that?
21922, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"""Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"""
21923, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Okay, relationship, boy this could take a while."
21924, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,How are you? 
21925, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,Is this?!
21926, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel," Hi! I’m so sorry to barge in on your Valentine’s, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross."
21927, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Ross, I want my turkey now!
21928, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!"
21929, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey, I’m gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
21930, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,Double it! 
21931, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference? Because I could get a job any day now."
21932, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... "
21933, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey, Are you kiddin'? I think I just saw a bat in the corner!
21934, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots don’t really go with it."
21935, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Tiger!  Joseph, did you even study at all last night?"
21936, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died."
21937, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Monica,"I know! Now look, there’s only one problem though. There’s only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey’s."
21938, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Hey.
21939, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,"Oh, okay."
21940, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time…  You don’t remember?"
21941, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,What happened you guys?
21942, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. ."
21943, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Apartment pants?
21944, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald."
21945, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,Yeah and you stretch ‘em out with your big old clown feet.
21946, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Umm, no. No."
21947, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,"Okay.  So, I’d better get cracking on this baby."
21948, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross,"We uh, we just cooked it up."
21949, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, oh and you know, if she gets upset, just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snout. "
21950, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,Sounds great.
21951, The Jewelry Store," Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store, She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr, T to shame on,",6,Phoebe,"Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again.  Something’s missing. It’s not… Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out."
21952, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross, Hi.
21953, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler,What in God’s name is that?!
21954, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,"Because I'm very happy for him!  And you, you lucky dog!"
21955, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,I know. I know.
21956, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Ross,A thumb?!
21957, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"You know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?"
21958, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel," Hey, you guys…"
21959, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,You painting his toenails?
21960, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,"I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?"
21961, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?"
21962, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!"
21963, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,So nothing got ruined?
21964, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica, My God! Is this a gym card?
21965, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan."
21966, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Yeah.
21967, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know."
21968, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Phoebe, You make it so funny.
21969, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Y’know what? You’re-you’re right.
21970, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Monica,… everybody we know? Yeah.
21971, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Oh, you bought me a present! Why?"
21972, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,"Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. "
21973, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Hey!
21974, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in!"
21975, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,Really?
21976, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,What is the point of having them if we never use them?
21977, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,What uh—What did you—What?!
21978, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,I know.
21979, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Do you want a calculator?
21980, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. What makes you think we're gonna break up?"
21981, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,But we have to!
21982, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Yes!! Yes!!! 
21983, Central Perk,,9,Rachel, I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
21984, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"Well, that's it  You gonna crash on the couch?"
21985, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,"It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding."
21986, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Matter of fact, I do."
21987, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"No you don’t! No, no, no, I say you have to give your divorce another chance."
21988, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,No.
21989, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. "
21990, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Oh yes.
21991, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey,"Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!"
21992, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour.  That didn't happen, I made that up!"
21993, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Monica,Ow!
21994, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"Okay-dokay, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner."
21995, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something."
21996, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,So you’ve just married the one time then?
21997, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it you’re right where you don’t want to be! Back together!"
21998, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Breathe.
21999, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"I won, hey!"
22000, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
22001, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,Thanks.  I-I think I’m dying. I really do.
22002, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Umm say, I-I opened this earlier  but let me give you guys some privacy."
22003, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
22004, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Oh no! No! It's actually—it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look!  Yeah, do you want it?"
22005, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Honey, we don’t really have to go to this thing tonight do we?"
22006, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey,I can still hear you!
22007, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,Still broken?
22008, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Hi…dad.
22009, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
22010, Central Perk,,9,Ross,You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.
22011, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,"Okay, I got my note cards.  Do you got the presents?"
22012, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Want a wedding dress?   Hardly used.
22013, Joey's apartment," Joey is showing Phoebe around,",6,Joey,I know! 
22014, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel," Oh no-no, no-no, they don’t want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store."
22015, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"Oh, Larry."
22016, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]"
22017, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel, Got a job on a river boat?
22018, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!"
22019, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it’s not funny!
22020, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Do you still wanna call ‘em? I wanna call ‘em.
22021, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  is playing, Ross and Celia are kissing passionately,",1,Ross,Ah....
22022, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,You win.
22023, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Look, you wanna use our place?"
22024, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower.  Oh my God!
22025, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?"
22026, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,"All right, don’t waste it, I mean its still food. "
22027, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!
22028, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,You think?
22029, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God, introduce us!"
22030, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Okay.
22031, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, it’s down to me and two other guys."
22032, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"Well, Phoebe set me up on a date."
22033, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,
22034, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,Actually Pheebs its more of a husband and wife kinda thing
22035, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!"
22036, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,They got a breakfast buffet.
22037, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"No, that is what the game is."
22038, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
22039, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"I’m the hostess! Not those guys! I’m always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air."
22040, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Good, so do it Saturday night because we’re going to dinner with her and Clark."
22041, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you."
22042, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!"
22043, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica, Are you still here?
22044, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,What?!
22045, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,"It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level."
22046, A Strip Club," Doug and Chandler are there,",8,Chandler,Oh no-no-no!
22047, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop."
22048, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe!
22049, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,Everything’s ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. 
22050, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,
22051, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
22052, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. "
22053, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
22054, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"They’re gonna get through this, aren’t they?"
22055, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the Pointer"
22056, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"I'm a cool, fun aunt!"
22057, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Monica,"Oh, put him on!"
22058, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, oh I’m sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, it’s a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! I’m so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, ‘cause—Oh! I’m pregnant!"
22059, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Hey! Didn’t you have that outfit on last night?
22060, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,"Yeah.  Hey, I hope Ross didn’t think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!"
22061, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey."
22062, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,Really.
22063, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,"Oh that’s okay. Hey, actually in a way it’s kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!"
22064, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,So she's a woman! So what?
22065, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn’t that great?"
22066, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise."
22067, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,They published my paper.
22068, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?"
22069, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Okay.  Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?"
22070, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,It happened! I am telling you it happened!
22071, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler, They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
22072, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,Pregnant?!
22073, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross," So, we’re off."
22074, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel,That was not funny!
22075, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace."
22076, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that’s really just for me.  Okay. So, why don’t you go into your room and try these on and we’ll see—get a better idea of what’s gonna work."
22077, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A date?
22078, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! You’re good! After this, we should solve crimes."
22079, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,Do you really like it?
22080, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,
22081, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?"
22082, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,You got screwed.
22083, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!
22084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but I’m okay."
22085, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,"Well get rid of her, obsessive and shrill."
22086, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Uh-oh.
22087, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Really? But I’m being so unreasonable.
22088, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel, I know!
22089, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Ross is really strong! Okay, he’s the strongest out of all three of you!  Except for Joey."
22090, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?,4,Chandler,
22091, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Ross,"Really. It's always been you, Rach."
22092, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Oh yeah? When?
22093, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica, Hello!
22094, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,What?
22095, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Hi!  Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so...."
22096, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, I love that place!  So, no."
22097, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica," Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know..."
22098, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,Okay.
22099, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Mary-Angela.
22100, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,"Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart."
22101, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Ross,Hey! Look who’s back! It’s the birthday girl! How’s the birthday girl feeling?
22102, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,"Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wife’s tools.  Oh my God!"
22103, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
22104, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Is Rachel here?
22105, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Ugh! I don’t know what I’m going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they don’t care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn’t an emergency, then what is?"
22106, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Okay, all right, give me the mug! I’ll keep the mug."
22107, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Joey,What the hell is that?
22108, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,
22109, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,Good for you Pheebs!
22110, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No, no, no, now wait, wa, wa, waa-it a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That actually, uh, that sounds interesting."
22111, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,How did it go?
22112, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what? Can I, can I talk now?"
22113, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!"
22114, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, ""Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."""
22115, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, OH!
22116, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Keep talking.
22117, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Right.
22118, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Huh?
22119, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,"Yeah, it's-it's tough being single. That's why I'm so glad I found Amanda."
22120, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey, He's back! The peeper's back!
22121, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey, Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
22122, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,That's so gross!
22123, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,I got it! 
22124, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe, Kyle’s ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
22125, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah, I know."
22126, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,"It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding."
22127, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Chandler,Yeah. 
22128, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Ross...
22129, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town."
22130, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,"Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?"
22131, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. 
22132, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel, come here.  Okay, I was just starting to take my Thanksgiving nap, and I had another dream about Jack."
22133, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,Oh that’s great! Oh thank you so much!
22134, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, it was really hard."
22135, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!"
22136, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,What?
22137, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Great, you can cover Chandler."
22138, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!"
22139, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,"No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate."
22140, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey, Can I come?! I won’t even talk! You’ll just hear the noise from my video camera.
22141, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Oh, I'm sorry, you're right.I'm sorry, good luck! "
22142, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Guys, the drawing is about to start!"
22143, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Well…
22144, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,What?
22145, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,What?!
22146, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"All right, ready?"
22147, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,I know.
22148, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,What?
22149, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,"You want me to take some girl I’ve never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, that-that is a toughie."
22150, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey," Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?"
22151, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Joey,I still can’t believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
22152, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Yeah, she never misses these conferences!  No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!"
22153, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. . Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!"
22154, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,You are totally jealous.
22155, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Chandler,He pulled a quarter out of my ear!
22156, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,All right.
22157, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,How about the closet by the bathroom? 
22158, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,What?
22159, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,Hi.
22160, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel, Unbelievable!
22161, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And "
22162, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,You really think so?
22163, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Monica,"All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us y’know how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?"
22164, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,Ohh. 
22165, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"You know what, you can go, I just have to fill out some forms. "
22166, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
22167, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,What?!
22168, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me!  Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?"
22169, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,What?
22170, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? She’d-she’d love this.  Uh, it’s an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade."
22171, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,So do I.
22172, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up."
22173, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,"Ohh, I’m sorry I couldn’t think of anymore for Ross!"
22174, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
22175, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? 
22176, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,What is this?
22177, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
22178, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long as you need. "
22179, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade."
22180, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,We have a ladle. 
22181, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Shut up!! It just got interesting!
22182, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Oh, right. Sorry. But Tag's not coming; his girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her."
22183, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey," Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you..."
22184, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya don’t see that everyday, do ya?"
22185, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hi!
22186, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I just get a little bummed when my birthday's over."
22187, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
22188, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler, Your tailor is a very bad man!
22189, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Still not hot enough!
22190, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Joey,"Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?"
22191, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
22192, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,You look beautiful.
22193, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show."
22194, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Ross,She's putting words in your mouth!
22195, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you."
22196, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey, Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
22197, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,She’s just so cute! I just wanna bite her ear off and use it and a sucking candy.
22198, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Chandler,That’s not a state Joe.
22199, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. It—y’know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?"
22200, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,We thought you knew!
22201, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!
22202, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,"Well, isn’t that a good thing? You said you were sick of this."
22203, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel," Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! You’ll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and…"
22204, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe,"Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don’t seem to think it’s that bad."
22205, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
22206, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel," Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?"
22207, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically..."
22208, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,Hey.
22209, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
22210, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,I'm thinking about you...
22211, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica, Happy birthday!
22212, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey,"It’ll be great for next weekend. I mean,  it’ll be grrreat."
22213, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,"Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh?  This isn’t right."
22214, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?
22215, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, let�s celebrate life!"
22216, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Oh my God you’re amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
22217, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Yeah, the Knicks rule all!"
22218, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"No, he’s right, I’m totally lying."
22219, The Museum of Prehistoric History ,,5,Ross,
22220, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,Is anybody else scared?
22221, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that...  what happens to cranberry sauce?"
22222, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,"No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office  Am I producing them?"
22223, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Monica, Oh God!
22224, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants..."
22225, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"No. No, I’m Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I’m the guy in the coma!"
22226, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,"I know, it's beautiful. Amazing."
22227, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, Okay.
22228, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, let’s talk outside."
22229, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
22230, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,"Thanks, Phoebe. But I just don't really see myself in a big white hat."
22231, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross," You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!"
22232, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Oh sure, come here! ."
22233, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Rachel,"Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. "
22234, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler, All right! Let’s do it!
22235, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
22236, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,Yeah?
22237, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
22238, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,"Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit."
22239, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you?  Phoebe, Phoebe."
22240, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Right, is it painful?"
22241, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, honey! What’s the matter?  Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!"
22242, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Well, what is a boss for? Hug it out! "
22243, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
22244, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Joey,Gladys?
22245, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,"What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra."
22246, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,Oh no.
22247, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Yes, you do. When we left, you said, ""got the keys."""
22248, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Okay  If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you."
22249, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
22250, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?"
22251, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know  Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch."
22252, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Who's Paul?
22253, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,Don’t you just love the way they talk?!
22254, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica," Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight you’re gonna have a bachelor party."
22255, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,That's ridiculous!
22256, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,Can I ask you something?
22257, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,"Oh, okay, not so weird."
22258, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life! 
22259, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Ye.... 
22260, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,What?! You’re in love with her.
22261, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,Guess who? 
22262, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,"Well actually, Ross doesn't."
22263, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god  what's wrong with me."
22264, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, God! Look at him, he’s so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?"
22265, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Hey, what have you guys been up to?"
22266, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Monica,Like only if the queen comes?
22267, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe," Oh yes, they are."
22268, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Because, he’s my friend."
22269, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,"Chandler, you have an assistant right?"
22270, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,What’s ready?
22271, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?"
22272, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Okay, come here! "
22273, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"Eh, y'know what, she’s to political, she probably wouldn’t let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first."
22274, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?
22275, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"I knew it! I knew it, ahh…."
22276, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel," Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?"
22277, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. It’s just so frustrating!"
22278, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Hey—whoa, slow down.  Wow!"
22279, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I think you should take the job.
22280, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Joey,What?
22281, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!"
22282, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,No.
22283, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
22284, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"See Chandler? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already! They’re very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants…"
22285, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Phoebe,Come where?
22286, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Yeah well, too bad we’re gonna have to return them."
22287, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel,"Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. I’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and... "
22288, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"One more time, ""Hey, don’t you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?"""
22289, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,"Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, , which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?"
22290, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?"
22291, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel," NO, no science camp!"
22292, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Who cares?! I-I’ll make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!"
22293, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Joey,And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.
22294, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,I know.
22295, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,Yay!!
22296, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Hey Joe!
22297, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?"
22298, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler, Hello children!
22299, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey," Which is of no interest to me, I’m a neurologist."
22300, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"What honey, it’s like fifteen blocks to the subway. Let’s go."
22301, After dinner,,3,Ross,Yeah.  Op! Uh-oh! I think your Dad must’ve added wrong. He only tipped like four percent.
22302, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well, the interview…"
22303, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.
22304, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Phoebe,So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
22305, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh, y'know what, I didn’t want cinnamon on this."
22306, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Does Ross know?
22307, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!"
22308, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,...And what did you bring?
22309, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,"Well look, I’m breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?"
22310, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,Yes!
22311, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"Hi. Ohhh, you got my message."
22312, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,I still cannot believe you’re engaged!  Just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser.
22313, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"I’m so glad, I’m so glad you shared. "
22314, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"I’m just saying if you can’t eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?"
22315, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe?  By dog not flowers."
22316, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'"
22317, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Monica,That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. 
22318, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh yeah surfer?
22319, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe," Oh, hey, you guys!"
22320, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"No! No, the robots just work for them."
22321, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"What? You are way off, lady!"
22322, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,And a lot could still get in our way.
22323, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"So what, we just sit?"
22324, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,That was pretty intense huh?
22325, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,Oh.... my God.
22326, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Honey, it is not a date! I haven’t talked to her in ten years! You can’t just call up somebody you haven’t talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, y’know? You gotta, you got to put in some time."
22327, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Joey,"Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk."
22328, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,I know! I know it’s awful.
22329, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
22330, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,Ehh?
22331, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross," Oh my god. Phoebe, you used to mug people? "
22332, A Restaurant," Monica is breaking the news to Alan,",1,Monica,"I'm, I'm really sorry."
22333, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?"
22334, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Bye. 
22335, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Joey,"Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing."
22336, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Oh…Joey, you bummed him out! This was the happiest dog in the world, and he spends half a day with you, and look at him!"
22337, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?"
22338, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Look, all I know is I-I can’t have another failed marriage!"
22339, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Right. Was it the, ""Please don’t show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?"""
22340, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Sure. Once, at work I-I thought carbon dating was fossilized…"
22341, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross," Ohh, this cake is really good!"
22342, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Rachel, Hi!
22343, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,Kinda... spooky without any lights.
22344, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Can I ask you a question?
22345, A blackjack table," Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin  Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.",5,Phoebe,
22346, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,"Can we have our drinks please?! Waiter—Uh, tress!"
22347, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Chandler,"Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter."
22348, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,All right.
22349, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,No I don't.
22350, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?"
22351, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know…"
22352, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Ohh.
22353, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,"Relax, I’ll fix it."
22354, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Why can’t you use the phone in here?
22355, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,You guys!! Come on!
22356, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,"What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?"
22357, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I know, why not?"
22358, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,Thank you.
22359, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!"
22360, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,All right.
22361, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Honey, what’s going on?"
22362, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Monica,"Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!"
22363, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart."
22364, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!"
22365, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!
22366, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted."
22367, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,Just act like you belong.
22368, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,Mine's is to Lilian Myers.
22369, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!"
22370, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Yeah!
22371, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,"Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman…"
22372, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,That’s kinda nice.
22373, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Chandler!
22374, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,"Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?"
22375, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,"It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldn’t, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! "
22376, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?"
22377, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,We’re sorry honey.
22378, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Monica, What are you guys doing here?
22379, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,I could die.
22380, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey," Which is of no interest to me, I’m a neurologist."
22381, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-"
22382, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?"
22383, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross, She doesn't know what to say!
22384, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"So, so now do I get Joey?"
22385, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,Okay! 
22386, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?"
22387, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,You won't even taste it?
22388, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, great so do you want to do it together?"
22389, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing ""high profile""."
22390, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,There you go. Thank you!
22391, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Oh wow, this feels weird."
22392, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Rachel," God, he's good."
22393, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,When did that happen to you?!
22394, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,Me too! So happy for them!
22395, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,"Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine."
22396, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,"Then, I don't get it."
22397, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.,10,Ross,
22398, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Chandler,"Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?"
22399, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe,It's okay. How's the soup?
22400, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,"Yeah, it's really 600 tomorrow night our time."
22401, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
22402, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Monica," Hey, what’s going on?"
22403, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!"
22404, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Them?! Who's them?
22405, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?"
22406, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Oh, y'know what, I’m gonna be okay, you don’t have to throw a party for me."
22407, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!"
22408, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Can you believe this is already happening? I mean it seems like yesterday they just got engaged.
22409, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,Do you realize you get louder each week?
22410, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?"
22411, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Are you serious?!
22412, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Ross,
22413, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,What?!
22414, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Ross,I just didn’t see the fast song coming.
22415, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-up’s apartment! Y’know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!"
22416, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Oh, that is so unfortunate."
22417, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,What?
22418, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,You all right?
22419, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
22420, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Yeah?
22421, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,"Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again."
22422, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"Then, uh, then I'm sorry."
22423, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
22424, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Rachel,
22425, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Joey,Hi!
22426, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you do!"
22427, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
22428, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey, Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?! And that they’re going to be drinking alot!?
22429, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,Bastard!
22430, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,That’s the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
22431, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,I know. *He* always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.
22432, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Wh-why?
22433, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible."
22434, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Pheebs, give me the ring back!"
22435, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,"Honey, why don’t you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you."
22436, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!"
22437, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine."
22438, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
22439, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"All right, we have to pick captains."
22440, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Ross,"Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?"
22441, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass."
22442, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Janice I didn’t even know you were pregnant! Who’s the unwitting human who’s essence you’ve stolen?
22443, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Oh, okay. No problem."
22444, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. It’s just gonna be too hard. Y’know? I mean, it’s Ross. How can I watch him get married? Y’know it’s just, it’s for the best, y’know it is, it’s… Y’know, plus, somebody’s got to stay here with Phoebe! Y’know she’s gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour."
22445, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,So what are you doing bringing her here?! There’s people here!
22446, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,Monica!
22447, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry!"
22448, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Yeah… Bunny-rabbit.
22449, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
22450,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!"
22451, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,So-so come! Why don’t you come?
22452, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Marcel?
22453, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Joey, Hey you guys! What’s happening?
22454, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
22455, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Well, I’ve got a girl in here."
22456, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Eh, we weren’t that close anyway!"
22457, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Ah, yeah!"
22458, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said ""sex"" I wasn't thinking about ""sex with you""!"
22459, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,I'm on the phone! 
22460, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"No! No! I…didn’t do that. It’s just… Okay, honestly no. I don’t, I don’t see a big future with her."
22461, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Chandler,"I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place."
22462, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross," Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?"
22463, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,No! Don’t say that! Don’t say that!
22464, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Here.  Now I only owe you $49.50.
22465, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Joey,I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on MTV.
22466, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Joey,"Wait! Wait! Maybe she’s a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what she’s supposed to do."
22467, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s second down.  Take all the second downs you need."
22468, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Rachel,"Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!"
22469, Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler," Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV."
22470, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,"Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?"
22471, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I’m so sorry."
22472, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,What was that?
22473, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I’m not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that there’s y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think she’s worried that y'know, she’s gonna, she’s gonna be replaced.  Okay, I have to return a call in the other room."
22474, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!"
22475, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, wait!"
22476, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,Is this?!
22477, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,Hey!
22478, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore."
22479, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler, Hey!
22480, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,There’s sooo much you don’t know.
22481, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross," Oh hey, but that’s sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?"
22482, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.
22483, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,"Where?  Ooh, come to Momma."
22484, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching."
22485, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,There’s a Mr. Bing!
22486, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica,Nice to meet you! My God you’re great!
22487, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Chandler,What?
22488, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"Oh no, no, no, no."
22489, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Oh! 
22490, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey!
22491, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel, I really think you need to go now.
22492, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Monica,Bye.
22493, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Wait! Oh my God! I can’t get out!
22494, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross, It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
22495, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross," I know. Hey remember…remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost…"
22496, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"Nice, put it with the others."
22497, In the hall,,9,Monica,"Who, who are they?"
22498, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I didn’t get the annulment.
22499, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,
22500, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Okay. Now you’re gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story."
22501, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?
22502, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no! That really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive."
22503, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica, Chicken Soup for the Soul?
22504, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I’ll kill myself!"
22505, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?"
22506, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Ye-e-es!!
22507, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well no, when I get to the point where... you know... I'm ready to hear cruel mocking jokes about Mike... I'm gonna come to you."
22508, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,No! 
22509, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay."
22510, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica, It's Danny.
22511, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,
22512, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"""I can't. Oh, I want to, long pause, but I can't."""
22513, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"Really? Okay, so…"
22514, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Joey,Really?
22515, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? "
22516, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,"Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you!"
22517, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake."
22518, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross," Dude, we were good!"
22519, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,Stop it! Stop it no! That’s not fair! Y’know I can’t resist that beautiful voice!
22520, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Why not?
22521, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Thank you. I'm glad you agree.
22522, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Where did you go to do it?
22523, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,What?
22524, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Don't make jokes now.
22525, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything’s gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on."
22526, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,What are you gonna do?
22527, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
22528, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel,"Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?"
22529, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,…Come on! Why are we here?!
22530, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"We don’t, really."
22531, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor."
22532, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh my God! 
22533, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,Mine's is to Lilian Myers.
22534, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,"Well, we believe it originated here.  In the Aroma Room."
22535, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?"
22536, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel,"God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry."
22537, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
22538, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross," Quack, quack.."
22539, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"Oh, well okay. Well, there you go."
22540, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross," Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh…"
22541, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Ross, Yeah?
22542, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,Just go for it Chandler.
22543, Classroom," Joey is talking to his students,",3,Joey, Thank you.
22544, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Ross?
22545, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,What?
22546, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
22547, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Oh!
22548, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.
22549, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Yeah.
22550, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross,Hey.
22551, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,Hey Bob.
22552, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks."
22553, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes."
22554, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,A pen.
22555, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,Hey.
22556, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, it is! But you’re just a kid! I mean you’re 25!"
22557, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive…  Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album."
22558, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Wow!  You are way to young to have seen that!
22559, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,"Honey, umm I-I love you,  Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, we’re only gonna get married once."
22560, Central Perk," Leslie is singing,",3,Phoebe, I stepped in something icky.
22561, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
22562, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out"
22563, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you."
22564, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,"Oh, she’s gonna love that!"
22565, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea."
22566, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too."
22567, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,And now you’re watching me walk away.
22568, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience! Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank."
22569, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica, Yeah.
22570, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, and they’ve been coming by all day. They love it!"
22571, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Centerpieces!
22572, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Guys! I’m not pregnant.
22573, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!"
22574, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica, You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
22575, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel, Four.
22576, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table she’s gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
22577, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?"
22578, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
22579, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,Nope.
22580, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey," Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?"
22581, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey, I hear she's single again, d'you think I should ask her out?"
22582, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"Hey, Pheebs."
22583, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!
22584, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,You could?
22585, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?"
22586, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! "
22587, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,I could use the money; it could give me time to write.
22588, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
22589, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,They don’t have those.
22590, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,"Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya’?"
22591, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,What?
22592, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica, I’m okay!! I’m all right!!
22593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Okay.
22594, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Sorry-
22595, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him  not me!"
22596, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,I don’t think mine likes me either.
22597, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"No, we hate that."
22598, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel," Yeah, I’m fine."
22599, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend."
22600, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
22601, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?"
22602, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,And everybody knows this?
22603, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Okay.
22604, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Oh, thank you.  Rachel!!!!"
22605, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"So, I love you."
22606, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,Woo-hoo!!
22607, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that."
22608, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Hey!
22609, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica, He was so good in that movie of MacBeth. 
22610, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,Why... I... I don't know.  Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?
22611, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,"Hey, you guys all know what you want to do."
22612, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,"Oh, good. Thanks."
22613, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Yeah, it's good."
22614, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica," Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship."
22615, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Monica,It’s beautiful! It’s like the first bathroom floor there ever was.  Whoa! Are you going in there for?
22616, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?"
22617, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Chandler,Yeah.... she's not so cute.
22618, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Ohhhh, sorry I missed that."
22619, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,This is it. Unless we're on a break.
22620, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Phoebe,"Or, y’know, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if you’ve got y’know a little of this  goin’ on. Wow! I still have it!"
22621, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Isn’t he an architect now?
22622, Lydia's Room," Joey is helping her deliver,",1,Joey,"Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's—  I was just—yeah, right. Push! Push!"
22623, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.
22624, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?"
22625, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want."
22626, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,"That's so funny, because I think I just did!"
22627, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Monica,"Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith."
22628, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Phoebe,They’ve been quiet for a long time.
22629, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,What’s going on?
22630, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe,Oh! You have a window!
22631, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Well I—That’s never gonna happen with Ross.
22632, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Nah-uh! I know you! Okay? I know the thoughts that you have in the head--in your head!
22633, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,"We don’t. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing."
22634, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"That's true.  Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?"
22635, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Ohh, I’m so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it’s really, it’s made me stay calm.  I coulda been worse!"
22636, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,Oh.. oh... oh.
22637, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science."
22638, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Ross,Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
22639, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God, he's such a pig,"
22640, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Football? Just football?
22641, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
22642, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. 
22643, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Weh...*sigh*
22644, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh Amy, you remember Ross."
22645, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Was it...?
22646, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Because it’s awesome.
22647, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"All right buddy, way to go! "
22648, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,Who the hell are you?!
22649, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,Hey!
22650, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey, What?
22651, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica, That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
22652, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted."
22653, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Maybe, my ruler’s wrong."
22654, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God.
22655, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Joey,Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
22656, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?"
22657, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bamn! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Ross was getting the Cup card, the D-Cup, the Sittin’ Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn’t even get half a cup! Nothin’!!"
22658, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey, Don't do it!
22659, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,This is Patrick. 
22660, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"Dude, you see right thru me!! "
22661, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,Ah sure. What's in 'em?
22662, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Ye.... 
22663, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Chandler," Whoa, she's pretty. "
22664, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,But Jo’s got a crush on Laurie.  Oh. You mean it’s like a girl-girl thing? ‘Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.
22665, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
22666, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,"Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things.  Are you okay?"
22667, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, you weren't there."
22668, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Ross,"Dad, what are you doing?"
22669, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Phoebe,And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.  And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment.
22670, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,I love you too. 
22671, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, but this can’t be good for the baby."
22672, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,I could get a goose!
22673, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,I loved them!
22674, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, Oh no…
22675, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,All right.
22676, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Rachel,Why not?
22677, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Phoebe,"You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room."
22678, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
22679, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!"
22680, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!"
22681, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,"Oh, just this!  Y’know what it’s my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish."
22682, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Thank you, buddy."
22683, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"NO! No-no-no-no-no-no! Hey! Hey, we'll be fine! Li... hey, like you said no big deal!"
22684, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,It’s Phoebe! Hi!
22685, Central Perk,,9,Joey, Thank you!
22686, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Oh God no, I don't wanna see him take his clothes off!"
22687, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I'm jealous. ""Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass"".  Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate."
22688, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,"There-there was a suicide note?!  Well, do you still have it?"
22689, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,No way!
22690, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!"
22691, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Chandler,I did.  But it came at a price.
22692, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis..."
22693, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,Hi Ginger.
22694, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Monica, you don't know that."
22695, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,15? 
22696, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Hey!
22697, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Come on!
22698, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Yeah, all right, it’s a date. "
22699, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,"O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-she’s really upset we’re just talking."
22700, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Well then somebody’s snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. "
22701, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, good. There you go. Doesn’t anyone feel better?"
22702, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,Well I-I really don’t remember the name of it.
22703, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,I'm not yanking you.
22704, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,NO BIG DEAL!
22705, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,Oh we just—we drove each other crazy!
22706, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Well, you just…"
22707, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,"Well, fine. Fine! If-if I’m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I’ll go up there and defend it myself!  And don’t you follow me!"
22708, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,Yes. I like Rachel.
22709, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross.  Or-or Rachel!"
22710, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,I don’t know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can’t see?!
22711, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"So listen uh, I know you and I haven’t really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were."
22712, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh suddenly, flowers are feminine?"
22713, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company?
22714, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives, Of course it’s a Dr, Drake Remoray scene, It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr, Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head,",6,Rachel, Oh! Thank God!
22715, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, we'll talk at dinner."
22716, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Ow!
22717, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Y’know? Say-say they’re coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, they’re laughing, y’know, someone innocently touches someone else… There’s electricity, it’s new. It’s exciting. Are you telling me there isn’t even the slightest possibility of something happening?"
22718, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Monica,"Sorry, Pheebs."
22719, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,And-and what else?
22720, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now."
22721, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,"Oh, you'll see my friend."
22722, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,Rachel stuff.
22723, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's..."
22724, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Op, y'know what though, it’s kind’ve a girlie briefcase."
22725, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,So long! Don’t let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! 
22726, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Occupation? Dinosaurs.
22727, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Ross,You think?
22728, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
22729, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
22730, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?
22731, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"No, I think we killed it."
22732, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica,"Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani . Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!"
22733, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,Glass of fat?
22734, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,And you’re cute too.
22735, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
22736, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"Oh, when you get over this breakup we need to go shopping."
22737, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica," So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?"
22738, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Sorry-sorry Jill.
22739, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Joey,What about Andr�?
22740, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,You must be Hilda.
22741, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,So she was just pretending to have a good time last night? She was lying to our faces?!
22742, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us. 
22743, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.
22744, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,"Well she’s, she’s the kinda girl—Joey was unconscious."
22745, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.
22746, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,Yes!!
22747, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,You okay?
22748, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?"
22749, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out."
22750, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!"
22751, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"You’re in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake…"
22752, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Uh-huh.
22753, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,I think he can be.
22754, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica,I’m fine. 
22755, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,"Y’know what you should do, just toss ‘em in the shedder and claim you never got ‘em."
22756, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,You liked it? You really liked it?
22757, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel," Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts."
22758, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Thank you.
22759, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose."
22760, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers."
22761, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Wow!
22762, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?"
22763, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,Why?
22764, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,"Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!"
22765, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,Yeah. No. No you’re right.
22766, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,What ‘cha doing Mon?
22767, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,Isabella Rosselini. 
22768, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,"Come on, you know they love you."
22769, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it."
22770, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"All right, watch!"
22771, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,Thanks.  I'll see you New Year's Day.
22772, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,I wanna say a disease.
22773, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew!  You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
22774, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Rachel,Oh hi.
22775, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, because we thought you knew!! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, ""Hey, you like things clean."""
22776, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Get back in there! 
22777, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk."
22778, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Okay.
22779, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?"
22780, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Please, please I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today."
22781, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, really?
22782, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!"
22783, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Well, just you know, for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically. Which one would you be willing to give up?"
22784, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,"Yeah, I knew."
22785, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,We are going to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rocking Eve!
22786, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel, Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
22787, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,Thank you. We both forgive you.
22788, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Monica,"Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?"
22789, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,"What? Okay, okay, okay, okay."
22790, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler, Put Joey on the phone.
22791, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,"Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? "
22792, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Ross,"Okay, hopefully this time mom won’t boo you."
22793, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,"Yeah, but that’s pigs not people!"
22794, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica, You can't!
22795, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Rachel,"Well, it’s about time."
22796, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air..."
22797, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Oh.
22798, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,What?!
22799, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,It... You can so totally tell.
22800, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Without me?!
22801, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,"Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here."
22802, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green?"
22803, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,You spit on me man! 
22804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe, Hi!
22805, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Monica,Waaay too special.
22806, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey," Hey, you know our phone's not working?"
22807, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"So you eh, you talked to Joey?"
22808, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,"Okay, and oh I’m gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all."
22809, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Yeah! Oh yes!
22810, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.
22811, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,"Hey man, how did the audition go?"
22812, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Joey,"Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya.  Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!"
22813, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Joey, We did?
22814, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Yes! Exactly.
22815, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,"Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors."
22816, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Ross, That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
22817, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,No.
22818, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Come on, hurry!"
22819, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?"
22820, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,.
22821, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Don’t thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization.  Here’s Warren’s number."
22822, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel,A couple of bucks.
22823, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,"I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!"
22824, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,I know isn’t it? It’s like I’m right there with Joshua.
22825, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, It's stuck!!!
22826, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi."
22827, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time!  OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her."
22828, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross, This is men!!
22829, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'."
22830, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... "
22831, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross, Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
22832, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Monica,"So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?"
22833, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,No-no.
22834, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!"
22835, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Are you moving out?
22836, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!
22837, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
22838, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Come on! It wasn’t that bad!
22839, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,Carol?
22840, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"And is a hum, kinda like a scruddle?"
22841, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"Monica, betting the apartment, I don’t know about this."
22842, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?"
22843, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,Okay!
22844, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,It’s 600.
22845, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Joey,Where've you been?
22846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?"
22847, DOOL set,,9,Joey, Man With Eye Patch! You get in there and you do your job.
22848, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,Okay. 
22849, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel,"Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I’ve got to get this order in. Honey, I’m so sorry, but it looks like I’m gonna be here all night."
22850, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,Kinda.  Oh my God!
22851, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"That depends, how much did you hear?"
22852, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Phoebe," Found the vest! I mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…"
22853, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
22854, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe, Soul mate.
22855, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Yeah.
22856, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag and her are arriving,",7,Rachel,"Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y’know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. "
22857, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Whe-where did he put it?!
22858, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten."
22859, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Thank you.
22860, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Ross,"Okay, you ready?"
22861, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
22862, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!"
22863, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Rachel!
22864, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"No! No, she doesn’t. Uh Phoebe, what she makes—that’s uh—they’re sock rabbits. They are completely different—Okay! Okay! Okay! I didn’t make it! I’m sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we’re supposed to make the presents!"
22865, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"All right look, if you’re not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!"
22866, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,"Oh, hey."
22867, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,"Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here."
22868, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!"
22869, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey, Thank you.
22870, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What the hell happened?!
22871, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, it's me. Here's Ross."
22872, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Rachel,Oh my God!  Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
22873, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What is the matter with you?!! Why aren’t you more upset?! Aren’t you gonna be sad that we’re not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean aren’t you gonna miss me at all?!
22874, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
22875, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.
22876, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Hormones!
22877, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"Ahh, the babies miss me?"
22878, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the window in the attic!
22879, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music?"
22880, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,"Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?"
22881, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Cookie?
22882, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!"
22883, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Phoebe,Well why don’t you use your key?
22884, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back!  So, you're old and small."
22885, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this."
22886, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay, first of all, I don’t play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!"
22887, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,What was the dream about?
22888, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey," Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don't know any big words or anything, so..."
22889, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,What award are you practicing for?
22890, The Spa Reception, Phoebe walks in,9,Phoebe, Good morning receptionist.
22891, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,What?
22892, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Oh no! Hey-hey, I’m the guy! I’ll get it."
22893, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,Yes.
22894, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,Oh. 
22895, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Oh, okay. Here, why don’t you let me do it?"
22896, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Oh no-no-no, we’re just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. "
22897, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"Joey, God, your apartment is like a hundred degrees!"
22898, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,What?
22899, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey, Oh.
22900, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,I could get a goose!
22901, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica,"So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us."
22902, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!"
22903, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,Good! Great! You can go first.
22904, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,"Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!"
22905, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,She said she'd call me.
22906, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, y’know what? Not all spring breaks are like that."
22907, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,What? You freak! You wouldn’t even have known about this place if it wasn’t for me!
22908, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Alright, no, we could look at them!"
22909, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice."
22910, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Well, can you dance at all?"
22911, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross," Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay."
22912, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Chandler,"Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. "
22913, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,Oh that’s a great idea. You’re really good on the phone.
22914, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica, Oh shut up!
22915, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,Thank you so much for agreeing to see us.
22916, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!
22917, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Chandler,"Daddy. All right look, here’s the story.  So I take off my glasses and that’s when in happened."
22918, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,"Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up ."
22919, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
22920, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,Yes! And that would be a shut-down!
22921, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Chandler,Well the vet seems to think that’s she’s becoming a rooster.  We’re getting a second opinion.
22922, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that’s better than Relaxi Cab."
22923, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Joey," Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles."
22924, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,No! Pick me! I don’t want to end up an old maid!
22925, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey, NAH! I don't have another level!! 
22926, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,
22927, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Coming.
22928, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"There was just one woman, wasn’t there?"
22929, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.
22930, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Oh.
22931, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What’s the matter?
22932, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Yes oh— Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?"
22933, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,Chandler?
22934, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!
22935, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,So you didn’t mean any of that?!
22936, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"That’s, that’s pretty.  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?"
22937, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?!
22938, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey, Is it back in the cage?
22939, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren."
22940, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Because I’m going to kill him
22941, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Ross,"Just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know."
22942, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"I’ll be right there.  Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan."
22943, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Ross,
22944, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that ""Woo-hoo"" thing."
22945, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  I don’t think you’ll ever get my parents that drunk!,6,Monica,
22946, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Monica,Yeah! She’s right in there! 
22947, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,Everything doesn't sound fine!
22948, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So it’s a boy bath!"
22949, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey, I don’t know. Why? Did you hear something?
22950, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Bye-bye!
22951, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Eww!! 
22952, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,Ohh!  Hi!
22953, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Ross,
22954, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"No, no, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die."
22955, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,"Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said."
22956, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,All right. 
22957, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Wow, really?"
22958, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave."
22959, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey,Hey guys! Look who’s back! It’s Ray-ray!
22960, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,Hey.
22961, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Ross,Delaware!  Delaware!
22962, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Monica,What is the worse part?
22963, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Come on baby, don’t go. Please? What do you say?"
22964, Joey's,,9,Joey,Hey!
22965, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Wow! Thanks, you guys. That’s uh—ohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I’ll be right back! Okay? "
22966, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,"It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!"
22967, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
22968, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel, Does anybody want anything else?
22969, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Ross?
22970, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
22971, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Ross,"Can we please focus here, a naked man’s life hangs in the balance!"
22972, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
22973, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,Why not?
22974, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
22975, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"So umm, I’m gonna get us some drinks.  Would you help me out?"
22976, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."
22977, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,"No, no, no!"
22978, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Chandler,
22979, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!"
22980, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,"Listen, I’m really glad you got the part."
22981, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Guggly worm.
22982, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me..."
22983, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Rachel,Saw what?
22984, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Yeah?
22985, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,So hi!
22986, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Really?!  Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so what’s—what is—what’s your name?"
22987, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,RAT BASTARD!
22988, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,Okay.
22989, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica, Honey.
22990, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.
22991, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, no, no, no. Tick, tick, tick, tick."
22992, Central Perk,,10,Ross,No.
22993, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,And that should conclusively prove that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first! Now let’s take a look at… 
22994, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Fine. 
22995, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
22996, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,"Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.  Maybe someday, there will be."
22997, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
22998, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe,"No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!"
22999, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,"Look, is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her."
23000, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer."
23001, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Chandler,Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
23002, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
23003, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,...How long was I in there?
23004, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica," Pete, can I get you something else?"
23005, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,So nothing got ruined?
23006, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright."
23007, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Oh!
23008, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part."
23009, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh, I don’t know Pheebs. It’ll be okay."
23010, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,"Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment."
23011, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,I got it. 
23012, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Oh, I was unbelievable."
23013, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Well he made Rachel cry!
23014, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, look at that."
23015, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Joey,"Ooh, I’ll play! I’ll play!"
23016, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica, Hey!
23017, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, could I just ask you one question?"
23018, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,"Well ah, ........y'know."
23019, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"No! No! No! No, I’m not going to punch Chandler."
23020, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,No.  A break from us.
23021, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Alright, now try taking a puff."
23022, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,"Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore."
23023, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,All right! I want my key back!
23024, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,You're... weird!
23025, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous.
23026, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,Are you sure you wanna do this?
23027, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey, I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
23028, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,Because they wanted me to audition!
23029, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Dead leg!! 
23030, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,Sure. 
23031, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Paris?
23032, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil."
23033, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,
23034, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,Hi!
23035, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it’s still walking distance to the kitchen.
23036, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Hey honey!
23037, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"Well, we’re still talking about it, aren’t we?"
23038, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,All right. I can’t see.
23039, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,Ahh.
23040, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,What?!
23041, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Sure!
23042, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?"
23043, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Chandler,We’re you just ten seconds later!
23044, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Uh, hey."
23045, continues," Joey finished everything,",9,Joey,Joey! Joey.
23046, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Um, see, but that’s not the final draft."
23047, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with..."
23048, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Excuse me?
23049, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Joey,No-no.
23050, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Great! Well umm…
23051, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?!  Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
23052, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!
23053, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I've been around."
23054, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like,  banging his hands together!"
23055, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,Nobody wins!
23056, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Well, congratulations, so do you love her?"
23057, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!"
23058, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!"
23059, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel, I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
23060, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler, What?
23061, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey," Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?"
23062, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me."
23063, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?"
23064, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,What are you doing?
23065, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I didn't know that."
23066, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,"This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. "
23067, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. "
23068, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"Thank you, thank you very much!"
23069, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Joey,"All right, that’s it! He cannot do this to Phoebe.  But, is he a big guy?"
23070, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,"Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out.  Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?"
23071, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,Hello.
23072, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Okay mommy, don’t ever leave me. "
23073, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Oh God!
23074, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,But then we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem.
23075, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Well actually...
23076, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,
23077, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,Hello Rachel.
23078, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Ross,
23079, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint."
23080, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,Thank you?
23081, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Joey,Well actually…
23082, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!"
23083, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,You could do that?
23084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
23085, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,No. I’m very comfortable.
23086,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!"
23087, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"Well, not... worried, just... wondering."
23088, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Rachel,That had to hurt!
23089, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?"
23090, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!"
23091, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken,",7,Chandler,Aww! 
23092, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,"Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You don’t need that kind’ve hurt. Take it from a guy who’s never had a long term relationship......"
23093, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that�s true."
23094, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?"
23095, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Aw..
23096, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it."
23097, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"All right, y’know what? If you don’t want to believe me about this, why don’t you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you."
23098, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,Don’t touch me!!
23099, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,I’m just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that you’re okay.
23100, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,I'm Monica Geller. I've been taking care of you.
23101, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,One!
23102, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that’s very nice. Plus, y’know they were free and they’re too small."
23103, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Now hold on a second, fifth floor against that back wall?"
23104, The Roof,,9,Phoebe,Hey!
23105, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler,"Oh, I got some thoughts on that."
23106, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel, What?
23107, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,No! No! No!
23108, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,"No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out."
23109, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,What?  Why are you laughing?!
23110, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Oh! My head! Oh!  Oh!
23111, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y’know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it."
23112, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey, All right where’s that turkey!
23113, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,No! Wait! I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good person. Fight for me.
23114, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
23115, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,"Ha. Ha, ha."
23116, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami."
23117, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"He’s awfully short and I think he’s talking to himself. And to be completely honest, he’s not that good in bed."
23118, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica," Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!"
23119, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Okay.
23120, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little… Oh no—wait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Rick’s pants come down a little. No! No! Okay, Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, that’s working."
23121, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
23122, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel," Well, get back in there and talk!"
23123, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, you go do it! I’ll come back to that set! I’ll meet more actors! I’ll meet ‘em all!"
23124, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,Great scene yeah?
23125, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didn’t go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour."
23126, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"No, these aren't all my suitcases.  This one's Paolo's."
23127, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Hey!
23128, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, it's my mom's."
23129, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,Here's an idea. You walk into a room...take a quick scan!
23130, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,That’s us.
23131, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"Ah-ha! Okay, "
23132, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Chandler,That's great!
23133, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I’m trying. 
23134, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh my God! 
23135, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,That’s the couch.
23136, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,There's your movie! <claps>
23137, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Hey!
23138, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Monica,I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
23139, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,He just got a divorce right?
23140, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,But what about how much taller he is than me?
23141, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,Well that was umm…Okay.
23142, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Rachel,"No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!"
23143, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,"Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there  by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!"
23144, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Monica,"Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried."
23145, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?"
23146, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Thats not how you see me, is it?"
23147, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,You can spill. In the sink.
23148, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,"Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!"
23149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird…turtle-man?"
23150, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man?"
23151, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
23152, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Really?
23153, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,No-no-no! This chair’s not going anywhere.
23154, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Oh. Well good!  What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
23155, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,"No one wanted seconds, right?"
23156, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"What I said was, was that I understood. Joey’s the one who agreed with you!"
23157, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
23158, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other?!"
23159, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"I'm sorry, you know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this is our cart."
23160, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,So you think Ross too?
23161, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,Okay then I don’t have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!
23162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Okay.
23163, A restaurant in Rome," Monica is paying for the pizza,",3,Monica,"Oh come on, it’s only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?"
23164,,,7,Joey,
23165, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Because it’s, I mean it’s you."
23166, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,No he's not!
23167, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,You put these on my desk!
23168, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Hey! That’s just poking me in the eye!
23169, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,You still work at the multiplex?
23170, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mine"
23171, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,Chandler! 
23172, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
23173, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?"
23174, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel, Hey!
23175, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,Honey! Dinner’s ready!
23176, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,
23177, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Well, y’know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse."
23178, Classroom," Joey is coaching his student,",3,Joey,Wow! That was good. That was... Tweezers?
23179, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,What are you the memory woman?
23180, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! "
23181, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,Hey!
23182, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah! Oh, I-I love this babies!"
23183, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,Yeah.
23184, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Yeah!  Ohhh!
23185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,Define fun.
23186, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,"No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room."
23187, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,That’s great! That would be great! Let’s do that!
23188, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,. You are SO going to Heaven!
23189, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Yeah, but this  is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person."
23190, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I'm not really comfortable with these questions!
23191, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"Okay, so what’s the matter?"
23192, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come."
23193, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,What?!
23194, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Yes, but for the last time."
23195, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,I can’t help it!
23196, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"Good for you.  Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?"
23197, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,What?!
23198, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Joey,Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just..  Looking good Gellers!
23199, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,That’s not even a game!
23200, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,Nooo!! She’s really dull! And she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!
23201, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica, I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.
23202, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Phoebe,"'Cause, you know,  if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice."
23203, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey,Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
23204, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,Well he’s tall.
23205, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey," Hi, I’m Joey, we haven’t met."
23206, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Rachel always cries!
23207, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,"Joey, we had a deal. That-that’s why you’re here! I’ve got to fire you!"
23208, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Hey!
23209, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,That's so sweet.
23210, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"How are you?  Hi, thanks for coming."
23211, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"That sounds like a plan. Umm, is there a place I can go freshen up?"
23212, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Look who's coming around!
23213, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,I know.
23214, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica, Ahhhhhhhh!
23215, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"See, now it’s weird again."
23216, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,"I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen."
23217, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,So your dad dropped by. He’s a pleasant man!
23218, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn’t make any sense."
23219, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,"Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers."
23220, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Ha, I made you look...."
23221, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"""Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in this"
23222, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too."
23223, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Joey,What? Mine aren’t tinted.
23224, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel," Well, I just called Joshua…"
23225, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him."
23226, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
23227, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!"
23228, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,You do?
23229, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Well then he gets a divorce, it’s Ross!"
23230, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
23231, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,How do you feel about that?
23232, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…"
23233, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
23234, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Um, what- what would make you think that?"
23235, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Rachel,Oh wow! This is so cool.
23236, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Count of three?
23237, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Instead of...?
23238, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Oh yeah, no, what’s that?"
23239, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,You really didn’t know?
23240, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  Wait! One second! Just…
23241, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Ross,Oh. Yeah. 
23242, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!"
23243, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,I haven't seen him in so long!
23244, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,"Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila."
23245, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"Oh come on, not again."
23246, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,Well?
23247, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
23248, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
23249, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Go!!
23250, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,What did they do?
23251, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Maybe. But it wouldn’t hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking? "
23252, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,
23253, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"No! Look, I don’t cry! It’s not a big deal! Okay?!"
23254, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,What � Oh! 
23255, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,I can’t help you.
23256, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, she broke up with me."
23257, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Yeah we are!
23258, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe, Which-which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or that’s bitter?
23259, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica, Come on!
23260, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Phoebe,"Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?"
23261, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe, Oh hey! How was your audition?
23262, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Nice try.
23263, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,Damnit!
23264, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?"
23265, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler," Ahh, third base."
23266, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,I don't feel like having sex. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.
23267, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,Ever?!
23268, After dinner,,3,Ross,You really serve people sneezers?
23269, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Why would you even want to come Ross? You’re a horrible skier.
23270, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
23271, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
23272, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Well we gotta do something, ok? Nannies like her don't grow on trees. "
23273, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Oh thank you. Hey y’know, I’m so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth."
23274, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Pulling what? It’s second down.
23275, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Well, y’know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse."
23276, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Yeah, I know."
23277, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Bye.
23278, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe," Classy, uh?"
23279, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,I know. At dusk. That’s such a hard time for me.
23280, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Chandler,"Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart.  Anybody seen a nipple?"
23281, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,Me too!
23282, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey," All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her."
23283, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,What?!
23284, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Joey,"Yeah, you’re roommate is a soap opera star."
23285, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"Hurry! Monica’s gonna make you pack! She’s got jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves! "
23286, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Come here! Come here!  Sweetie you don’t have to worry. No, besides y’know what? I’m gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid…"
23287, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julie’s…"
23288, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?"
23289, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,Hi.
23290, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief."
23291, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?
23292, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,"No-no, that’s-that’s not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!"
23293, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,"Hey, are we still on for tonight?"
23294, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Doesn’t seem like it's going to work, I mean…"
23295, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,"Hey, buddy boy, how’d the audition go?"
23296, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Ross,I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
23297, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,Ugh…
23298, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
23299, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"What about, what about when I said y’know about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?"
23300, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"No! Listen, I’m not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you can’t blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Let’s just call this, tie score and it’s halftime."
23301, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,Oh yeah? Since when?
23302, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Chandler,"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that."
23303, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Ready... GO!
23304, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,"Yes. Yes. Don’t worry. Everything’s fine. We’ll uh, we’ll see you tomorrow at the wedding."
23305, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Rachel,I have.
23306, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler, Noo.
23307, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"Thanks guys!  I really appreciate this, y’know, but you don’t have to rub my butt."
23308, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don’t like the guy Rachel’s dating? Well, that’s odd."
23309, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Ross,"No, this is pretty much it."
23310, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!"
23311, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,What?
23312, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Uh Rach, if you’re gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine."
23313, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler," Ah, let's see. What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. It's got a... boyish charm, it's impish. Here we go."
23314, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,What’s block?
23315, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,‘Kay.
23316, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,How did the job stuff go?
23317, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Hey, you’re not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!"
23318, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Yeah I bet! Look out! 
23319, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Or Casey.
23320, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey,"You guys, can we please not watch this all right."
23321, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
23322, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,No! It’s nice!
23323, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"Well look no further,  this one’s yours! Ahhh."
23324, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh my God, what!?"
23325, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe,"Listen to this! My reading was wrong, I’m not going die!"
23326, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.
23327, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Monica,Bye plates!
23328, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.
23329, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,Weirder than watching his two moms make out? 
23330, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,That’s what I told him!
23331, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,Yeah?
23332, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!"
23333, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Rachel,Really? You think that’s all it is?
23334, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,What's your point?
23335, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey," Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre."
23336, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,No.
23337, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,"Oh Ross, sometimes grown-ups have commitments they just can’t get out of!"
23338, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,Mandy.
23339, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Yeah.
23340, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Hi!
23341, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Yeah? Yeah, where is it?"
23342, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,It wasn’t the best.
23343, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel, right now. But I'm not.
23344, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
23345, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,Uh huh.
23346, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,... finally...
23347, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
23348, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Maybe I should stand on your feet! 
23349, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"Hey, hey, it's fine. It's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas. It's all good."
23350, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,You don’t have to seem so happy about it.
23351, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I-I-I-I don’t live here anymore. I-I didn’t know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!"
23352, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe," Oh, good for you."
23353, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel," Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?"
23354, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Ohh, yeah I already have one."
23355, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?"
23356, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Great! I'll call ya!
23357, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
23358, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir."
23359, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!
23360, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,"Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours."
23361, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again."
23362, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks."
23363, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up."
23364, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,i.
23365, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back."
23366, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,"Oh, let me get this.  These are for you."
23367, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born."
23368, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,What?
23369, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Yeah.
23370, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,What?
23371, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,What is it that I do?
23372, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,There’s been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that I’m not free tonight. So…
23373, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Way to go robot!
23374, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"Hi, Josh."
23375, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Excellent! Okay umm, doggy."
23376, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, actually losers rhyme."
23377, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Yeah. I understand. I understand.  Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!"
23378, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Rachel," Cool... ""Urkel"" in Spanish is ""Urkel."""
23379, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue..."
23380, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!"
23381, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Now that you’re on you’re own, you’re free to look as stupid as you like."
23382, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel, We went out.
23383, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,Okay.
23384, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Monica,"Oh, did you catch him?!"
23385, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe," He’s out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?"
23386, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Sorry, Rach."
23387, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani!"
23388, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God.
23389, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey," Hey Estelle, listen…"
23390, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?"
23391, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,"Oh, God."
23392, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!"
23393, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell."
23394, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel," Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?"
23395, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. Aw, forget it."
23396, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler, Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!
23397, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey, Give me $400!
23398, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh me too.
23399, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,Hey! It’s starting to snow.
23400, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,So that there will be a decent place for me to sit.
23401, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you?
23402, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,What?
23403, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh no, I’m sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you."
23404, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,Hey.
23405, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,I’m so glad you liked it.
23406, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Oh, honey, I'm sorry."
23407, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Do you think that’s something that he’d be mad at you for?
23408, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Isn’t that great?
23409, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?"
23410, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?"
23411, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler, No!
23412, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica, Uh-huh.
23413, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,What?
23414, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, I’m fine, and y’know why? ‘Cause of all the riboflavin."
23415, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, for the last time, why aren’t you two together again?  No, I know. I know, because you’re not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are."
23416, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.
23417, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with."
23418, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y. I just... I wrote that out phonetically for you."
23419, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,God I’m just a horrible person.
23420, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross, Hey! Everyone.
23421, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,"Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?"
23422, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,God bless you Chandler Bing!
23423, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,"Okay, ‘cause that’s not gonna get annoying."
23424, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Rachel,Ok. 
23425, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Wait, I-I just said ""leave."""
23426, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,"Man, those two dogs are going at it!"
23427, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?"
23428, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,We’re so lucky.
23429, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,You get your messages!
23430, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica,"Oh honey, is that ‘cause your Mom died around Christmas?"
23431, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross," Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you."
23432, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!"
23433, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn."
23434, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel, Hi!
23435, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,"Hey man, how did the audition go?"
23436, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
23437, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Joey!
23438, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,"That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani!  And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!"
23439, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,OK.  Oh Monica! Guess what!
23440, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,"What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here."
23441, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"I meant, me plus one!"
23442, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well."
23443, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"Well, just... let's try it again."
23444, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay."
23445, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Why?
23446, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,Thanks doctor.
23447, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,"Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!"
23448, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Yeah.
23449, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Uh-huh.  Y’know what I was, I was thinking about?"
23450, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!"
23451, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,Oh!  Him.
23452, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel, Well I-I think your wrong.
23453, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Monica,"Hey, are you okay?"
23454, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,"But it’s $2,000."
23455, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,I know!!
23456, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Well, at least we got these little guys out."
23457, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,What?! No!
23458, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman."
23459, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Oh-ho-ho, we’ve got company."
23460, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Look everyone, it’s the spirit of Thanksgiving!"
23461, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross," So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!"
23462, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe,What? They will be!
23463, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,No! But I know exactly what I’m going to say.
23464, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,
23465, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Not so much.
23466, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Wait! You’re supposed to wear a costume!
23467, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,What’s that song? It has been in my head all day long.
23468, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,We thought you knew!
23469, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,"You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out. ‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!"
23470, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,Come on apartment! Come on apartment!  Oh! I know queen is high!
23471, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,
23472, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler, The sheep.
23473, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you."
23474, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Wow, what a cool job.  'You have two new messages.' 'Please, pass the pie.'"
23475, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica, How does that laugh not give you a headache?
23476, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Did you get it?
23477, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won’t do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great."
23478, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Chandler,"Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it."
23479, Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman,9,Ross,"Oh, that's not what you want..."
23480, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah! Back then y’know, we called the Great War. It really was!"
23481, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The dean’s office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
23482, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you’re having a party and we’re not invited?"
23483, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldn’t. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.
23484, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey, Hey guys! I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today!
23485, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,I don’t believe it. The most romantic night of my life and I’m runner up.
23486, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, What?!
23487, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?"
23488, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God!!
23489, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I have some pretty exciting news!
23490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"Wait, what do you mean you’re getting a new brain?"
23491, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,But your divorce isn't even final yet.
23492, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Joey," Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback."
23493, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Yeah!
23494, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,No-no-no-no-no!
23495, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, Fatty!
23496, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds."
23497, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,That’s....
23498, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius."
23499, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica, 'I'll take it!'
23500, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,No.
23501, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Hey.
23502, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Nothing! There’s nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-she’d have to uh, move here. She should move here!"
23503, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner."
23504, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
23505, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, not without you, lover.  So, this is my bra."
23506, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"William Sonoma, fall catalog, Page 27."
23507, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.
23508, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Phoebe,Come on. It doesn't taste bad.
23509, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Did you not understand the story?
23510, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?"
23511, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,How ya doin’?
23512, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe," Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing."
23513, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"He’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want."
23514, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,je.
23515, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Chandler,It’s your mommy. It’s your mommy.
23516, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isn’t Rachel."
23517, N,"Y,U, Ross is teaching a class,",8,Ross,"…which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s theory of dominance.  Okay, that-that’s all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?"
23518, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?"
23519, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,Your sister Ursula.
23520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. 
23521, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,Not unless different means the same.
23522, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe," Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient I’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive."
23523, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy!  Huh, am I having a boy?"
23524, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Y’know what? Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. "
23525, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler,Shhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! 
23526, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Oh my god, you're right!"
23527, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"You have scratches all over you, what happened? "
23528, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,I mean you definitely should do that.
23529, Lydia's Room," Joey is helping her deliver,",1,Joey,"Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's—  I was just—yeah, right. Push! Push!"
23530, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
23531, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper."
23532, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler,"Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised."
23533, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,I know. I know. And she’s not only my friend; she’s my pregnant friend! She’s my pregnant friend who’s Ross’ ex!
23534, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"No, don't-don't say I'm sorry with porn!"
23535, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,No! No! No! It’s different for you. You’re so strong and together. You’re not some dumb kid who doesn’t know what she’s doing.
23536, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,Thank you.
23537, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less."
23538, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,Nothing.
23539, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. "
23540, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay."
23541, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure ,",4,Rachel,Hmm.
23542, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,"See look, women, carrying the bag.  But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man."
23543, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,"Man, those two dogs are going at it!"
23544, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,Wha... are you kidding? I can't return this.
23545, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular."
23546, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,"Uh-oh, it’s my boss!"
23547, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey," Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat."
23548, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,"It's in the cake, isn't it?"
23549, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off."
23550, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica, You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
23551, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"She was.... But y'know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules."
23552, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I know. Hey, y’know what we never did?  We uh, we never had bonus night!"
23553, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. "
23554, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,"So uh, he seems like a nice guy."
23555, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
23556, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the trash.
23557, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, get out!"
23558, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,I’m unpacking!
23559, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,And lots of kissing your neck.
23560, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,Y'know Marcel?
23561, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,"Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little ""playing"" ourselves."
23562, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Well, what are you going to wear?"
23563, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dreamt about her like that since I found out about you two--ish."
23564, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"I know, yeah!"
23565, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Good night!
23566, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says ""mom"" on his shovel-wielding arm!"
23567, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica, Come on eight.
23568, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe, What I said you had...
23569, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Really?
23570, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with "
23571, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,Fortune! This guy is so stupid.  It's Count Rushmore!!
23572, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,You shouldn’t.
23573, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad."
23574, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Oh, it’s not just that, I would be England’s most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majesty’s secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill.  Would Monica let me wear this?"
23575, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Yeah.
23576, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Okay! Why?!
23577, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,I KNOW!!!
23578, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey, Hey Annabelle.
23579, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,What about the ones you have on the nightstand?
23580, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Oh Daddy, no he didn’t mean anything by that, he really didn’t."
23581, Mona’s Apartment," she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes, Meanwhile, Mona’s date takes off Ross’s shirt and Mona throws it on the floor, While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch,",8,Ross,Hello!!
23582, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,What?
23583, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,So?!
23584, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Man in the black dress…  Hi! I’m Rachel! I’m a friend of Monica and Chandler’s!
23585, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,If Phoebe were my maid of honor…
23586, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Hi, Rach."
23587, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
23588, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
23589, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Rachel...
23590, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
23591, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?"
23592, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,What?
23593, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
23594, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Bogota.
23595, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,We can’t do this.
23596, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing her holiday song,",4,Phoebe," ""Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap."
23597, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?
23598, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Oo-oo!
23599, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica," Serve the ball, chump!"
23600, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler,"You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here,  your full sized aortic pump."
23601, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Joey,Come on!
23602, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Well, just you know, for argument's sake, you know, hypothetically. Which one would you be willing to give up?"
23603, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,That is seven days!
23604, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"No, they're not."
23605, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out."
23606, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Good different?
23607, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,"Hmm-Hmm-Hmm.  Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, let’s talk more about you. Hmm."
23608, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Uh, hey!"
23609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,"No, the little girl creeps me out."
23610, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,We’re all right.
23611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,What is the matter with you?!
23612, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,How's that now?
23613, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, Yeah!
23614, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
23615, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,So it’s okay to date a student.
23616, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! This is it!  I really hope it’s you!
23617, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Oh-oh.
23618, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross, Oh! Oh my God! I didn’t even see you!
23619, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?"
23620, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel, You didn’t tell her to come?!
23621, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Yeah, the phone was facing the other way.  And that goes back up there."
23622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.
23623, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel, What!?
23624, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it?  ..Ross?"
23625, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,"To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you’re not gonna be on TV!"
23626, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Hm-mm.
23627, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?"
23628, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today."
23629, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?"
23630, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,
23631, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,No-o-o!  No way!
23632, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Oooooh.  Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
23633, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?"
23634, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,And six others.
23635, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything."
23636, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!"
23637, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,They do!
23638, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
23639, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Oh, come on! You think that’s gonna work on me?! I invented that!"
23640, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel," If I said I was, would you judge me?"
23641, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,No-no-no! We need something old!
23642, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open ",5,Rachel,
23643, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Maybe you changed?
23644, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"Most people don’t like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and I’m already going crazy. I miss Joan."
23645, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Why not?!
23646, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe," Okay, who’s next?"
23647, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
23648, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Umm, Delilah."
23649, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,My parents spent the money for our wedding!
23650, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Well, Racquela's right, yeah!"
23651, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Probably around gonorrhea.
23652, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,Oh.
23653, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,"His first big kid’s bike, this is so exciting!"
23654, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,"Chandler, I said I was sorry."
23655, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel," Pablo Diaz, Brady Smith, huh, ""Guy-in-van""?"
23656, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!"
23657, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them."
23658, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,What-what about Monica?
23659, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
23660, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?"
23661, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Well, she... she didn't win..."
23662, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket."
23663, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Ahh.  Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?"
23664, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,It really does… how long do you think we have to stay?
23665, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Rachel,Well I just came...
23666, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean!  So, just tell me the truth!"
23667, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Really?
23668, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Right.
23669, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, bonus night. Y’know, when two people break up but they get back together for just one night."
23670, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"That, is not a cat! {I have to agree with Joey on this one.}"
23671, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Rach, he’s not an ex-con."
23672, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"Take thee, "
23673, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who ever
23674, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,You see Amanda and I have a very special...
23675, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,What you don’t think I’d go up to her?
23676, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Phoebe,Count for what?
23677, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,Why?
23678, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,Two days ago.
23679, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"Yeah, okay. "
23680, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Monica,"No, that seems about right."
23681, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Ah, it's been so long, so long.  I can't believe you're still doing this!"
23682, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,Wait you stole those from these people’s wedding?
23683, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,"Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch."
23684, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,"Joey, we had a deal. That-that’s why you’re here! I’ve got to fire you!"
23685, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Oh-ho!
23686, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Why don't you just call her?
23687, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it’s remotely related to the field they’re interested in."
23688, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.
23689, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"No it’s not, it’s second."
23690, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,"All right that’s it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don’t care!"
23691, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Well, why didn’t you just take a cab?"
23692, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Monica,"Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile."
23693, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Monica,I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
23694, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You are soo enjoying this.
23695, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"I'm sorry!  This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!"
23696, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?"
23697, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,"Pheebs, you’re talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it’s all for somebody else!"
23698, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,Just being friendly. 
23699, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,I’m not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
23700, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Oh my God.
23701, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,I did!
23702, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Oh, well,  you're not catching me on my best day."
23703, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler, Oh come on!!
23704, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,What?
23705, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Yeah bye-bye!  Hey! So just a light layer?
23706, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, I don’t know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time."
23707, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"Oh, they're brochures from different adoption agencies."
23708, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?"
23709, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? I think I can take care of myself, I’ll talk to you later. Good-bye.  Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that you’re just using me."
23710, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,There is not one hair on that head.
23711, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me."
23712, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey.
23713, Ross',,9,Rachel,Yes
23714, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"So, are you ready to go?"
23715, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,"And I have your name and the fact that you’re a drifter, so the ball’s pretty much in your court."
23716, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler, Are you listening to this?
23717, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,"Oh, hey..."
23718, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey,"Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it."
23719, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan?  The neighbor's dog."
23720, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe,More than I wanna get married.
23721, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"So what, like people are gonna come in and think, ""Uh-oh, I'm outside again?"" Of course!"
23722, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, I don't think so.
23723, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"No! Y’know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together."
23724, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,"More coffee over here, please!"
23725, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?"
23726, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,90 seconds.
23727, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe," After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,"
23728, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>"
23729, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross, Where the hell have you been?
23730, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,Kinda. They’re really big.
23731, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
23732, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!"
23733, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
23734, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Rachel,Ross...
23735, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,Hi.
23736, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler, I’m Chandler; I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
23737, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,Yeah.
23738, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"That, is not a cat! {I have to agree with Joey on this one.}"
23739, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?"
23740, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,"But hey, Ross, this place is available now!"
23741, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,Okay.  My word! Those are snug.
23742, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,All right!
23743, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah! Boys will be boys?
23744, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel, right now. But I'm not.
23745, Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I could fall asleep at a play.
23746, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Yeah, like I don’t know, maybe you have a work problem that you need his advice on."
23747, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,Three? You guys were worried I wouldn’t even have one!
23748, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! Wait a minute, it’s been a long time that I’ve been single. How come you never offered this before?"
23749, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it’s bad enough that I’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I’ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she’s smooth! Smooth! "
23750, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
23751, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"All right, that’s it, I’m getting out of here."
23752, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,What?! No! No! That’s-that’s time-out!
23753, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,"Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so."
23754, The laundromat,,1,Ross," Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh."
23755, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,No.
23756, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey, Congratulations! You just got married!
23757, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... "
23758, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she’s crying out, ‘Where are they, where are they?’"
23759, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it."
23760, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,I'm not even sorry.
23761, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,WHAT?
23762, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Which one, they all suck!"
23763, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric."
23764, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys..."
23765, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Monica,"""Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"""
23766, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler, Monica said wedding.
23767, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler," Okay, will you just go help her change please!"
23768, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Look I don’t know this baby. I don’t know if she’s a famous artist or not. You know, and I don’t want to be a jerk but you’re changing too much around here."
23769, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,
23770, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?"
23771, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,I think we may have really done it this time.
23772, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Ross,Don’t blame the questions!
23773, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!"
23774, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Right. Right. The wedding, gotcha. But I mean, it’s gonna start a little late right? I mean, weddings start late. Right?"
23775, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me."
23776, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,What?
23777, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel," Bzzzz.... I love you, Ross."
23778, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Well, I should think so. You slept with someone."
23779, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Ross,"I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while."
23780, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Now, it’s you little bunny friend. "
23781, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Why would they think they’re invited?
23782, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,You okay?!
23783, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep."
23784, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
23785, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later.  Hey, how about maroon?"
23786, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
23787, Central Perk,,9,Monica,You kissed him?
23788, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Pheebs, I don’t think anyone's mad about that."
23789, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,Althea?! What are you doing?!
23790, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
23791, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun."
23792, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
23793, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler," All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds."
23794, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,I mean $500.
23795, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,"Okay Rach, that muffin and espresso, $4.50. Ross, double latte, $2.75. Chandler, coffee and a scone, $4.25. And Pheebs, herbal tea, $1.25. So, all together that’s  $12.75."
23796, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Hi!
23797, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
23798, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Let me see.  Oh, right."
23799, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,I know.
23800, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,Yeah but I’m not keeping it.
23801, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,Oh! That is so thoughtful. 
23802, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,PHOE-BE.
23803, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,What? Did her ass explode?!
23804, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, Why don't you try the hummus?
23805, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,
23806, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Joey,Suck-fest.
23807, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Oh no-no-no, you don’t understand…"
23808, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"That is an old, Chinese woman!"
23809, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,"Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart."
23810, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,What do you mean?
23811, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose."
23812, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
23813, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,Hello?
23814, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,She brought them up!  I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
23815, The Hallway," Chandler and Ross are returning from working out,",3,Ross,You bug me.
23816, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,I'm going to get bigger!
23817, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,"Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?"
23818, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Yes.
23819, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,"Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better."
23820, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey,"Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. "
23821, Central Perk," Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd,",1,Phoebe,"Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go.  OK, thank you very much."
23822, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, hey, I have an idea. Why don't we play rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses goes in first. ."
23823, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you."
23824, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'."
23825, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,Deal!
23826, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,"They break your heart, don’t they?"
23827, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings."
23828, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,But we love our house.
23829, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,"Wow, how many have you got?"
23830, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica," Let her finish, doctor."
23831, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving."
23832, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe,"Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around?  Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?"
23833, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,See ya! 
23834, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, they're totally gonna back down!"
23835, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?"
23836, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Because, uh—it has to."
23837,,,9,Phoebe,
23838, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You're might have to take over soon."
23839, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s still——It’s got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
23840, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Thanks. Thanks. And thanks again.
23841, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Yum-my!
23842, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!"
23843, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Chandler,"Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little unreasonable."
23844, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Ross,"Look—Okay, I’m just gonna—I’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?"
23845, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else."
23846, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids."
23847, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Rachel,Does it still hurt?
23848, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel."
23849, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here! "
23850, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,You do realise that's your brother?
23851, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"Chandler, I don’t even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!"
23852, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Rachel,"What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that."
23853, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Ross," I mean, Ben! Ben!"
23854, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,I can't believe he's that upset about this...
23855, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Hi, I am Monica and this is Chandler. Please come in."
23856, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Well let there—what if a man comes along and puts a gun to your head and says, ""You ride this bike or I’ll sh…I’ll shoot you."""
23857, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"Ok, how about this ?"
23858, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Nice try.
23859, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Oh yes! Thank you! 
23860, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.
23861, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks."
23862, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty."
23863, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!"
23864, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey," So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?"
23865, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to."
23866, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Rach? You wanna come?
23867, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,Well that’s his last name.
23868, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names.  But, all right, I don’t—maybe I’ll just name him The Hulk."
23869, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,"I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!"
23870, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Ohhhh 
23871, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?"
23872, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,So what are you gonna do?
23873, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,Hi!
23874, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date."
23875, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Just a minute!  That’s Mrs. Tribbiani!
23876, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,What is this?!
23877, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. "
23878, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,.
23879, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Oh well, no I…"
23880, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Just when you thought that dude couldn't get any wierder.
23881, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey, That’s ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
23882, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this."
23883, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Why?
23884, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"I-I wanted to apologise if I—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know."
23885, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Ross,"Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie."
23886, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey, I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
23887, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I locked him years ago!"
23888, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,They have racquets don't they?!
23889, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,Not that big a deal? There…there was touching of things.
23890, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,Forty-five minutes.
23891, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Why? What was wrong with her?
23892, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Finger sandwiches and tea.
23893, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel," Oh, me too."
23894, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite."
23895, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
23896, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Alright, 5 more minutes."
23897, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,I am not wrong.
23898, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"So uh, wha-uh, what do you do?"
23899, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Hey! Look, if it didn’t work it’s because you didn’t tell it right! Show me how you did it."
23900, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Ross,"Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she’s more.."
23901, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,Okay.  Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!
23902, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,"Wow, this is a lot!"
23903, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Monica,What kind of changes?
23904, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,Hi.
23905, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
23906, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,"Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex."
23907, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Haha, no thanks!"
23908, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, o-okay."
23909, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey," Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?"
23910, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
23911, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Right. Right, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled."
23912, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"I don't know...right, he's the pig!"
23913, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone."
23914, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,Here.
23915, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,I... ahem... I really don't think so.
23916, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch!  And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?"
23917, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica," Phoebe, that is awful!"
23918, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Yes it is too slutty! 
23919, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
23920, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,Hello-dillillio!!
23921, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey, Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!
23922, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,Well neither do I!
23923, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you?"
23924, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Were you're parents happy, or something?"
23925, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"No, hi, I’m, I’m an honorary Brown Bird "
23926, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Ross,I know. I feel horrible. Okay.
23927, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that’s, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh..."
23928, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off."
23929, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Rachel,"Yeah but y’know what they say Mon, ""There’s no such thing as bad press."""
23930, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Umm…that kiss before we left the apartment. That was some-something huh?
23931, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,Damn! I can’t believe I took her off my list.
23932, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those…"
23933, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible."
23934, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,That’s right!
23935, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!"
23936, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
23937, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,"Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, I’m, I’m sorry. "
23938, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?"
23939, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!"
23940, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,What—But you saw the show!
23941, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,"Oh, hey listen! The Soapie’s called today and I also get to present an award."
23942, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe..."
23943, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"No, I can't, I have a baby."
23944, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel, Are you pregnant?!
23945, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Okay.
23946, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Oh wait-wait-wait! The message is blinking. Maybe you didn't erase it.
23947, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,ooh oooh..
23948, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt."
23949, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,I don't feel like having sex. Maybe we can watch a movie or something.
23950, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,You still have feelings for me don’t you?
23951, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good."
23952, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Rachel,So maybe something in an office.
23953, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, okay? Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything okay?"
23954, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Monica,"Hi.  Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were."
23955, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe,Because my psychic is dead! She must’ve read the cards wrong!
23956, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,What is it?
23957, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"All right, Rachel, I know-I know you think I'm crazy, please, before you tell him you love him, just-just try to find one person who thinks this is a good idea. Because I bet you, you can't."
23958, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,One of the slots got filled.
23959, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks."
23960, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Yeah, he's done some amazing works."
23961, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Phoebe,Hey!
23962, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe,Wow! That is a bad audition.
23963, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,How are you?
23964, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,It’s a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!
23965, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Rachel,"Do what, do what?"
23966, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Bye.
23967, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh my God, she's so stupid!"
23968, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Joey,Rach?
23969, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe,I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
23970, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?"
23971, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now."
23972, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean ."
23973, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Well just ask Mona to give it back!
23974, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Chandler, It's like a giant hug.
23975, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait.  Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?"
23976, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Eh…
23977, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,Get in here!  Merry Christmas.
23978, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,What?!
23979, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, I’ve got to get out of this bed, I’m going crazy here. Crazy!"
23980, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe, You!
23981, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,Hey!
23982, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
23983, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, give it to me."
23984, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe," Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube."
23985, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Look, I-I’m just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I’m moving right back in with you!"
23986, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"No I didn't. I asked, ""got the ke-eys?"""
23987, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Hey.
23988, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah? And, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident."
23989, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Oh, it’s not important? It’s not important?! If it wasn’t for a bride’s maid you’d be marrying him  not me!"
23990, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, all the women."
23991, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither."
23992, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man."
23993, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Joey,"The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. "
23994, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey,"Hey, Felicity."
23995, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Oh my God.
23996, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, it is! But you’re just a kid! I mean you’re 25!"
23997, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,They’re having their baby! It’s not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
23998, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.
23999, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,"No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?"
24000, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that."
24001, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Phoebe,"That’s it?! You call that a fight? Come on! ""We were on a break!"" ""No we weren’t!"" What happened to you two?!"
24002, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,"Okay I’ve got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?"
24003, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey,"Uh no Rach, he’s gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake."
24004, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post."
24005, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"That’s better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. "
24006, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?"
24007, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler," All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!"
24008, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,Okay.
24009, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well, apparently he scares easy."
24010, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross," Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts."
24011, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica," I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then…"
24012, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be so sweet."
24013, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
24014, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?"
24015, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Chandler,Where's Ross?
24016, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,Hi!
24017, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Oh!
24018, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,I know! They suck!!
24019, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,It’s a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
24020, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,Check it out.  How much of a man am I?!
24021, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?"
24022, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey,You’re smoking again?!
24023, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Rachel,"Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach."
24024, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"What? Maybe I put it in here . Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!"
24025, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?
24026, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,Hey!
24027, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Ross! Y’know what, I just got—why? Why did you do this?!"
24028, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel, Oh God. Oh I can’t believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
24029, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,And deaf!
24030, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Those were like the best seats ever.
24031, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,I won! I won! I finally won!
24032, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know, Monica picked out the flowers."
24033, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Look, the point is, there’s a lot of women out there you haven’t even had sex with yet!"
24034, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,I’m trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
24035, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Thanks!
24036, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Oh umm, not go."
24037, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe, No listen to me! She is crazy!
24038, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica," I’m a good person. And I’m a good chef, and I don’t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y’know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is…"
24039, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
24040, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel," Wiener, Wiener!!!"
24041, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, oh, about three months."
24042, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Hey, come on in."
24043, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, just give me a minute!  Oh well, yes, I can think of one good thing."
24044, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,your ass?!?!?
24045, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel, Well you didn't hang up either.
24046, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,What are you reading?
24047, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Phoebe, Tell her yourself!
24048, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,Of!
24049, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Chandler,"All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there’s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums!  ""It’s almost as good as being there."""
24050, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,"Look at me! My big concern is what’s real?!  Oh my God. We’re really sad, aren’t we?"
24051, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
24052, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel, Would anybody like more coffee?
24053, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think y’know if we…if… You’re wearing the ring."
24054, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"You actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel."
24055, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Ross,It’s not something you are! It’s something you have!
24056, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!"
24057, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, uh… "
24058, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,Yeah.
24059, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! 
24060, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler," Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! What’s wrong with me? Ooh, don’t open that door."
24061, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Hey, cheer up! You’re gonna see her again, right?"
24062, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"Rach, Rach, we gotta settle."
24063, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!"
24064, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,Okay sure!
24065, Chandler and Joey's,"  $1,500?",6,Chandler,
24066, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Ah, a little preview!"
24067, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
24068, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,Damnit! Damnit!! Here’s your fifty bucks! 
24069, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?"
24070, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Joey,Then don't go!
24071, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,
24072, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"We're still going at the game, right?"
24073, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Ok, go quick!"
24074, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key."
24075, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too."
24076, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Monica,I’d move in tomorrow!
24077, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Bye house!
24078, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,Okay.
24079, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no Rach, please, don’t be sorry. Okay? Don’t be sorry.  Y’know I was only kidding you."
24080, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,Okay.
24081, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Uhh, no-no thanks."
24082, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. Oh, I loved him in those cell phone commercials. "
24083, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,"Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum."
24084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Eh, what are you gonna do?"
24085, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Monica,
24086, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Ross,"She seems really, really fun!"
24087, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Yeah, it is. It’s really tough. Y’know sometimes I think—Wow!! Nice move!"
24088, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
24089, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
24090, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,Behind my brother's back?  ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
24091, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Rachel,"So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?"
24092, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Probably because…
24093, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?"
24094, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey," Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?"
24095, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey, Hey!
24096, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes."
24097, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel," It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff."
24098, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross, Really!
24099, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?"
24100, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,What?!
24101, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,What is it doing here?
24102, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays."
24103, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife."
24104, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Eh, you work for that."
24105, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,What?
24106, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Ross you’re not listening to me, I don’t have time to stop."
24107, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,"Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… "
24108, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"I don’t know whether he’s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, ""supposedly"" by accident."
24109, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,She is?
24110, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Ross,"Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater."
24111, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"The door hasn’t been locked in five years, but okay!  Ready?!"
24112, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"I don’t understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I don’t have a boyfriend?"
24113, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"I can't call her, I left a message! I have some pride."
24114, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Phoebe,You! An actor?! That’s madness!
24115, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,Tomato tart and which of the pastas would you recommend?
24116, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,I know.
24117, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say."
24118, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Claws?!
24119, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams."
24120, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Monica,Oh crap!
24121, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Joey,Feminine.
24122, Flight 1066 to Athens," Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself,",5,Rachel,"Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh,  Oh my God. Oh, my gosh."
24123, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross,"Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?"
24124, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!"
24125, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,Feburary 16th.
24126, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid?  Oh, that's me."
24127, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,"Well, we believe it originated here.  In the Aroma Room."
24128, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!"
24129, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
24130, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," Yeah, but this can’t be it, I mean."
24131, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,This isn’t even my dress.
24132, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,No.
24133, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,And the way she slaps all the time!
24134, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"No, these aren't all my suitcases.  This one's Paolo's."
24135, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,What?!
24136, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,Hey! High-five! 
24137, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
24138, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross, Happy Valentine’s Day! …Or something to remember me by.
24139, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,"I’m saying that she… is a devil woman! Y’know I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I don’t hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really."
24140, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Okay, what? What is too sensitive? "
24141, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,Wow 
24142, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Why are you screaming and hugging?
24143, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe,Really?
24144, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,It’s a great class.
24145, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross, Hey!
24146, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler, So?
24147, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Phoebe, Yeah!
24148, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,Oh stupid metric system!
24149, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"So how was, how was your date?"
24150, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Wow! You look amazing!
24151, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, ""Oh that poor girl."" Y’know? Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone."
24152, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Bye.
24153, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, y’know just remember that it’s still really early, okay so, if it says that I’m not pregnant, that doesn’t mean that I’m not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I don’t go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this."
24154, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,No idea what it means.
24155, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey ",8,Chandler,
24156, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler, Ah ah...
24157, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,"Well, she’s not going to find them lying in the grass like that."
24158, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,What?!
24159, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Thanks.
24160, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta get my ticket!"
24161, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
24162, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey, Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. I’m so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
24163, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!"
24164, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!"
24165, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,Oh wow! He’s so lifelike!  Unbelievable! (He starts tugging on the guy’s ears.
24166, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,Really? Then what are they doing in our guestroom?
24167, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"That’s a good idea, ‘Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday’. I would like to get her something serious."
24168, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, I…I am with child.  And I didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day; I didn’t want to steal your thunder."
24169, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,Hey!
24170, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
24171, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,Our guy’s a great dancer!
24172, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Chandler,"You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that."
24173, Ross�,,9,Ross,Ok.
24174, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,It's worse than the thumb!
24175, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, a pipe was my weapon of choice and, uhm, pre-teen comic book nerds were my meat. "
24176, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, so it doesn’t involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?"
24177, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,What does it look like I'm doing? I am cleaning!
24178, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,Okay.
24179, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?"
24180, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe, Oh yeah.
24181, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,Please! I am not as bad as Ross.
24182, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,That won't go with this dress though.
24183, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"Honey I can’t even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don’t want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that you’re still his friend."
24184, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"Aww, man. That’s the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he’s my roommate, she’s gonna tell him what I did."
24185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Okay.
24186, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,"All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for Rachel—Damnit!"
24187, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe," Right, OK, serious poker."
24188, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,"And she wants to go hunting, too!!"
24189, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"No, what's more important, your friends or money?"
24190, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler, That’s the perfect amount!
24191, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica," Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?"
24192, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it."
24193, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,Yes!
24194, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.
24195, Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning,,9,Joey,your right! I love my life!  I actually did sleep with her.
24196, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Ross,"Uh, yeah, I’ll take a coffee. Thanks, man."
24197, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, can I give you a hand?"
24198, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?"
24199, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Rachel,Ok. 
24200, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross,"Uh no-no, she-she’s out for the night."
24201, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
24202, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,"Why, how much is this gonna cost?"
24203, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married."
24204, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,Hey!
24205, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Well...kinda.
24206, Central Perk," later,",3,Joey," So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles."
24207, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.
24208, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Joey,"Here, I brought you some flowers. "
24209, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I recognize the ankles!"
24210, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,"Ross, I am not gonna run away again! I just want to get a little fresh air."
24211, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Wow!
24212, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,What?
24213, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,"So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor."
24214, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,That’s funny. Umm….  It’s not funny.
24215, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Why is there jelly on your shoe?
24216, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
24217, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Oh. 
24218, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?"
24219, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag and her are arriving,",7,Rachel,"In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it  that said, ""Must go out today."" So you just keep looking in there! All right?"
24220, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?"
24221, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross,Hello.
24222, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,Hey-hey-hey that’s funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
24223, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,Yes. Yes. 
24224, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?"
24225, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Great.
24226, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,"Rachel, only one of us can do it, you have to choose. You and me together again. "
24227, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing—Oh! Take her dancing!"
24228, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,"Hmm, they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore!"
24229, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Hey, shut up!! You’re not my real Mom!!"
24230, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What’s hard to believe?
24231, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,"Oh, thank God!"
24232, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,Really?
24233, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Phoebe,"I-I wanna be with her,  I like her."
24234, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"Wh—Hey—Whoa-whoa, where, where you going?!"
24235, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?"
24236, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"So don’t think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a…a two month anniversary present."
24237, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,So?
24238, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Stripping!
24239, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,"I know! I know, it’s such a huge, life-altering thing."
24240, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Y’know of-officer I uh…I had the weirdest dream last night…
24241, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Well, the duck…"
24242, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,There you go. Thank you!
24243, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,Okay.
24244, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,Oh Phoebe!
24245, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Joey, wait! The ball!"
24246, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Honey, this will help. "
24247, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Well, Ross said my name."
24248, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie."
24249, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey, What?
24250, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel,Hi!
24251, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?"
24252, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
24253, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,"Rachel, listen—I mean, if you let me have him then I will really owe you one."
24254, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,I can’t believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
24255, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why.  You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?"
24256, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe," Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry…"
24257, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, I’ll take another question."
24258, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,No!
24259, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe, Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
24260, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Here! 
24261, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! 
24262, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Yes. Yes I am. Oh my God, I’m gonna have a baby! "
24263, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,"Except for ""Match game""..."
24264, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey, Hey Chandler!
24265, The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant," Monica and Angela are talking,",1,Monica,"It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight."
24266, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,So it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.
24267, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Duh, you think? "
24268, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Anyway, um,  I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me."
24269, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Phoebe,"Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?"
24270, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Oh, that poor bastard."
24271, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,I don't!
24272, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one."
24273, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,"And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club.  Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet."
24274, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Joey,
24275, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,look I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses
24276, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,"I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again."
24277, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,"There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one."
24278, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?
24279, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"I, um, can't tell you."
24280, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Really? No. I mean, nah, I haven’t played in so long, and-and, well it’s-it’s really personal stuff, y’know?"
24281, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
24282, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"Oh please, you just want more blue pins."
24283, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,"Oh, God! "
24284, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,They’re green?
24285, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Rachel," God, he's good."
24286, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong."
24287, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,And that’s not against your oath?!
24288, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"No, I don't think it ever works. Why?"
24289, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross, Hi!
24290, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,"Well, everyone will enjoy my music as well. "
24291, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"We’re not gonna do this, all right? She’s just gonna think that we’re doin’ it."
24292, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel, Melissa!
24293, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"I-I sure will, take care. "
24294,,,9,Monica,
24295, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Oh, you-you’re-you’re one to talk."
24296, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?"
24297, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,I didn’t give her that ring!
24298, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Well, somebody should. "
24299, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,"I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!!  You are surprisingly strong!"
24300, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Chandler,"So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?"
24301, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Okay.
24302, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, ""I loved Dr. Geller’s class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"""
24303, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Wanna give me a hand?",8,Monica,
24304, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,That’s not funny.
24305, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh.
24306, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!
24307, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler, For an emergency just like this.
24308, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well what about you? You weren't you know, so hot in college either. After everything he said, he'd go ""ba dum bum chessh"""
24309, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler,"everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. "
24310, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Wow! Umm, okay uh…everyone…this…is Isabella.  What?"
24311, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel, Ross! Stop it! Come on!
24312, The casting director’s office," Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak,",7,Joey,"And what’s cool is, the character is from Naples, right?"
24313, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for the kids."
24314, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler, Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
24315, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"No, of course, Um… Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say…on behalf of my new bride, Rachel , and myself. Umm, that if…if in 35 years, we’re half as happy as you guys are, we’ll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world."
24316, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Rachel, We’re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
24317, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie?  That joke would’ve killed in Albany.
24318, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
24319, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I have a question. When is this gonna air?"
24320, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago."
24321, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"All right, but I should warn you, I’m not going. I’m going. "
24322, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"And he never played before either! Y’know what I think? I think beginner’s luck, very important in Cups."
24323, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"I couldn't find anything at Joey--Hey-hey, oh hey!"
24324, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Hey! Where ‘ya headin’ in those pants? 1982?
24325, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Monica,"Hey, Phoebs"
24326, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,But I...
24327, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Chandler,Ohh.
24328, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Monica,I was always Joanne.
24329, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"No, you don’t want this. I want to have your grandmother’s cookie recipe."
24330, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,"Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version."
24331, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, no, it’s a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can’t we savor the precious moments?  Those are some huge breasts you have."
24332, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica," Well, with all these doctors and nurses, I’m gonna say, midget rodeo."
24333, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,Ohh.
24334, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Thanks! Okay. 
24335, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"You can’t fire him and dump him the same day, he’ll kill himself."
24336, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,Hey.
24337, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!"
24338, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,How about to the street say from the balcony?
24339, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Sperm or regular?
24340, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!"
24341, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,Um-hmm.
24342, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What?
24343, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler, They’ll never understand!
24344, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,Really.
24345, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,I know! Robin is so gay!
24346, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?"
24347, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
24348, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! I’m right. I'm right. Am I right?"
24349, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel ""Mommy"" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ..."
24350, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,I don’t know!
24351, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Yeah?
24352, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,What?! They took mine to give to you!
24353, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Wait! It was my plan.
24354, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
24355, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey, Lean-lean-lean!
24356, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Ross, Oh bloody hell.
24357, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,Dad seriously! Y’know you really should see someone about that!
24358, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis."
24359, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, whipped! Wah-pah!"
24360, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Oh, they’re a hoot."
24361, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!"
24362, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,What?!
24363, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,What?
24364, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,Exactly! Unisex!
24365, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
24366, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Oh, it’s Ross’s bachelor party."
24367, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,Ok.  Wha...? where? Where are you going?
24368, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"All right, let's uh, let's bring it back down and-and try again."
24369, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Yeah, she's gonna live with me!"
24370, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Joey,A widower.
24371, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God!
24372, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"My beers?! Look you guys, she’s a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I just—I don’t see it going anywhere."
24373, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Ross,"Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?"
24374, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey, I’ll never get to be a best man!
24375, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Look Phoebe, I’m sorry it’s just…"
24376, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,"Why, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that."
24377, Another hospital room," Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler,",5,Joey,"Umm, well, what else could it be?"
24378, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God, what’s up?!"
24379, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,Yeah?
24380, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Oh! Hi!
24381, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,"All right well, I’m outta here. Wish me luck."
24382, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4."
24383, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,Gotcha sailor. 
24384, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Or what my Father called Thursday night.
24385, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Yeah, that's a big step."
24386, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel," Eh, do you believe that?"
24387, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny..."
24388, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross," Hey, here’s a thought."
24389, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,Susan...
24390, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,"Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?"
24391, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"No, no, it's not that.  Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike."
24392, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses."
24393, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Joey,"Thanks so much, Pheebs!  Oh! Not that kind of fun."
24394, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
24395, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Hi!
24396, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Wh-why?
24397, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,I can’t believe we’re here.
24398, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes..."
24399, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
24400, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"Hell no, we'll pay!"
24401, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,"Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?"
24402, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Phoebe,
24403, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
24404, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"No! Okay! Okay!  Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?"
24405, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Howdy partner!
24406, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Chandler,"No, you didn’t get me!! It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!"
24407, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,Ohhh. Don’t go.
24408, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,What?!
24409, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,I'm sorry..
24410, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel," Look at it, isn’t it beautiful?"
24411, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Don't do what?
24412, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Phoebe,Hey hey hey! She's on!
24413, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No.
24414, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!"
24415, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, well, I gotta work, I’m sorry."
24416, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,All right!
24417, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Well forget it, I’m not telling that girl anything. That is not my responsibility."
24418, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey, Dr. Drake Remoray.
24419, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.
24420, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,No!  If there was I wouldn't tell you.
24421, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,Maybe not even then. 
24422, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,The young hot ball and chain.
24423, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,"Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?"
24424, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,"No, no, no! It’s real! And it has been since 1998.  Hey Rach! Rach! I’m up for a Soapie!"
24425, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy."
24426, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!
24427, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!"
24428, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,It felt like a 'big guy' moment.
24429, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe," Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!"
24430, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve?  Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef."
24431, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Chandler,Hi!
24432, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y’know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!"
24433, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,A what?
24434, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Ross,"Look—Okay, I’m just gonna—I’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?"
24435, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,"All right, everybody open them!"
24436, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Rachel,"Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is ‘no tissue, no tuschy.’ "
24437, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,You got it.
24438, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily,  honey, okay?"
24439, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid."
24440, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Phoebe,"Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?"
24441, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,What?!
24442, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Monica,We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
24443, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross, Where the hell have you been?
24444, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,What?
24445, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so..."
24446, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,Is it? Feels like two.
24447, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,London baby!
24448, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,What are you doing?
24449, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Oh...how much?
24450, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Or Spin the Bottle?
24451, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Monica,Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca lounger’s gone?! This is the best day ever! 
24452, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,What do you mean?
24453, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else."
24454, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, and they’ve been coming by all day. They love it!"
24455, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"No, God! Please, let me! "
24456, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,"Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I mean it’s my mom!"
24457, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You idiot!!
24458, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey, See what happens when you break the code?
24459, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Rachel,"So, um, will you bring the truck?"
24460, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one."
24461, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,No! Her boyfriend Richard!
24462, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. "
24463, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm, who’s next?"
24464, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,it's...
24465, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Well…
24466, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Hey!
24467, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Rachel,That had to hurt!
24468, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,Let go!
24469, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Is everything okay?
24470, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Cookie?
24471, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk!  That they know of.
24472, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?"
24473, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Monica,"Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box."
24474, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,Now that Rachel's gone?
24475, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"No! For all I know, she’s trying to find me but couldn’t because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I’m staying in one place.  Right here."
24476, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?"
24477, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,I don’t need that anymore.
24478, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Can I finish my story?!
24479, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,What?!
24480, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others."
24481, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,No
24482, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,But the mess!
24483, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel,I wrote you a letter.
24484, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,She's right! If I were a guy and...  Did I just say if I were a guy..?
24485, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Hmm.
24486, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Chandler,I do NOT want this unit!!
24487, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"Wait, well, where did you get it from?!"
24488, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Phoebe,Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
24489, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
24490, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, it's in there. "
24491, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Okay. Well there’s one down.
24492, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!"
24493, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,Well where… Where did she go?
24494, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Phoebe,"Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?"
24495, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,You know what?
24496, DOOL set,,9,Joey," Yeah, you can fire her, but I would call security, she won't go easy."
24497, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,Okay. Bye!
24498, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,Unbelievable
24499, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Sure, I so glad we did this. It feels so good!"
24500, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Look, look let’s pretend it’s a real bachelor party. Okay? Y’know? Before your wedding. Come on, it’ll be fun."
24501, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel," All right, it won't come off!"
24502, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man, we-we must alert the church elders!"
24503, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,"What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?"
24504, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica,I am!! 
24505, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Oh gosh.
24506, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross, Oh my God!
24507, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,No! No! It’s just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
24508, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,No.
24509, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!
24510, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Joey,"And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like,  'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'"
24511, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
24512, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, I don't care.
24513, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Ross, 13.
24514, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Shall I carve?
24515, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Uhh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?"
24516, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,Aah... I bet you're right.
24517, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Okay.
24518, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica,"I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!"
24519, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,"Well, I’m sorry. I thought parents were coming! Y’know? Your parents are comin’! Chandler’s parents are comin’! Ross’s parents are comin’!"
24520, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey, I gotta buy some food.
24521, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135."
24522, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross," I know. Hey remember…remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost…"
24523, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,"Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy."
24524, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,"Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship."
24525, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"So, I guess this is over."
24526, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,"Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la."
24527, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,No. I am not putting on makeup. 
24528, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,"Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat."
24529, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? "
24530, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Monica,"Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this,  so that you can bunny bump against my back."
24531, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
24532, Ross' apartment,,9,Ross, Monica?
24533, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,What makes you think that I might not be okay?
24534, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. "
24535, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. Hey, why don’t you give a pull on that rope? "
24536, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,Wait! What about Joey?
24537, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross, I’m gonna be on TV!!
24538, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
24539, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am."
24540, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 
24541, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Nope.
24542, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Joey,I can fix it. Hold on. 
24543, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, You didn't watch the tape.
24544, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Well, back to square one."
24545, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it."
24546, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
24547, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute."
24548, A Street," Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat ,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
24549, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Y'miss it?
24550, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler,Almost over man.
24551, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
24552, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"No, no. But let me show you what I can do. ""Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood."""
24553, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,Great!
24554, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,No-no! I-I…I found one.
24555, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Joey,"Check it out, he’s winning!  Pete’s winning!"
24556, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,Sure?  Thanks.
24557, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Y'know what, y'know what, I’m-I’m not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. You’re the one that bailed on us. You’re the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!"
24558, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Ross,Phoebe!!
24559, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,The players.
24560, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"I’m sorry, it just—I don’t know it doesn’t really look like it can do anything."
24561, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,Of course.
24562, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,"No, no, no, guys. She's right. We should get to work. I'll take stuff out of the closet, Joey you pack 'em and Ross you re-pack whatever Joey packs."
24563, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,Girls Chandler could never get?
24564, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,Maybe I do! I’m pretty feisty! 
24565, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, wait!"
24566, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Monica,"Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. It’s still in the bathroom."
24567, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,"Things you find in the ocean,  You're gonna be on ""Pyramid""!!"
24568, A street," Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I just wanted to say, ""Hey!"""
24569, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?"
24570, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Chandler what do you say?
24571, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy."
24572, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,A little salami.
24573, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it felt French."
24574, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies."
24575, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!"
24576, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
24577, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh okay, I’ll-I’ll try."
24578, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,"Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, ""Keep your mitts off my grub?"""
24579, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica, Hey!
24580, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, good luck with that. "
24581, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Monica,What are you doing with the lamp?
24582, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica,Not really.
24583, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"That’s not, prison lingo, is it?"
24584, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,
24585, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Ohhh well. Y’know what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! He’s a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
24586, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,I know! Neither did I!
24587, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,"Oh, okay, not so weird."
24588, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!"
24589, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.
24590, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?"
24591, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay, I got one!  Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me."
24592, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get out!  Oh come…Phoebe!"
24593, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey-hey listen… 
24594, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent."
24595, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater. "
24596, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"Hey! No-no-no-no, you can’t take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!"
24597, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Yeah, he’s the best."
24598, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead."
24599, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.
24600, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,"Come on Monica, it’s our Valentine’s Day. Please? Please-please, please?"
24601, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Good!
24602, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,What?
24603, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Joey,But it's dark out.
24604, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit …Green Bay is playing.",8,Phoebe,
24605, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! "
24606, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,"And I’m sure you’re gonna make a big impression. Hi! I’m Rachel Green. It’s nice to meet you.  Come on, you probably have a broken rib!"
24607, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,I-I like pizza!
24608, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yes, but also  Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday."
24609, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,What?
24610, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica,What?
24611, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Who the hell is Carl?!
24612, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,We’re the Cobras!
24613, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
24614, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,Noooooooo!
24615, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Because you shouldn’t be with him.  You should be with me.
24616, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey, You opened them all?
24617, Hospital,,10,Ross,Ouchy.
24618, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,Listen I uh…  Rachel Green will you marry me?
24619, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Noo.
24620, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,What?
24621, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"No-no, he’s not back yet, but he’ll be here any minute. So uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?"
24622, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves?"
24623, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,This is Janice.
24624, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"No way, forget it."
24625, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I’m not! We’re having a girl! Sometimes I can’t believe it’s with you—But still! We’re having a girl!
24626, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,Yes!
24627, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Rachel,I cannot believe that you didn’t tell me that we are still married!!
24628, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,Oh! Hi!
24629, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, what the hell did I know!"
24630, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel," Hi, honey."
24631, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"Are you trying to tell me that we’re moving to Oklahoma, or that you’re gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?"
24632, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Ross,"I’m, I’m sorry you didn’t get to go to Spacecamp, and I’m hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttle’s Private Very Special Spacecamp!! "
24633, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,"So whenever you’re ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day!  I can’t feel my legs!"
24634, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
24635, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Oh?
24636, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!"
24637, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
24638, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Rachel,Okay.  Okay.  Okay.
24639, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,"Look, it's just a little more complicated..."
24640, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?"
24641, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,They’re twins!
24642, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Oooh. Oh, well this is awkward."
24643, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,Just tell her the truth! Tell her you’re not ready.
24644, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,Same category?
24645, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Joey," Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?"
24646, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel."
24647, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"So, what happens to the old guys?"
24648, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing."
24649, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt,  and I think my testacles may be in here too."
24650, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid’s pretzel at them."
24651, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?"
24652, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"The ring from the cave, yeah."
24653, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, Are you serious?
24654, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.
24655, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise."
24656, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,One more fight!
24657, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,Oh God.
24658, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island."
24659, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Is this about Mark?
24660, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,So...
24661, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,Heh?
24662, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,"Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. "
24663, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,
24664, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,"Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians."
24665, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,What? I get my own room?
24666, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross,"Well I’m, I’m a little slow.  Just as our children would be."
24667, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,I was making a coconut phone with the professor.
24668, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Hey!
24669, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler, Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.
24670, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,No. I hate this part.
24671, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,"Could you-could you umm, give us one second?"
24672, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"It’s a big company, I don’t—if you—I…"
24673, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,What are you talking about?
24674, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Monica, I’m cutting you off."
24675, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,"Alright, you know what? That’s it. You’ve had your chance."
24676, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"I-I am not uptight—Hey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man."
24677, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"This was such a huge mistake. I can’t tell him Phoebe. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t…"
24678, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Joey,
24679, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe, Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
24680, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,Why is that so funny?
24681, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Aww, there we go."
24682, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,"Yeah, okay. "
24683, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Why not?
24684, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Phoebe,"Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist!"
24685, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler,"Y’know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, ""You’re half Scottish right?"""
24686, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Breathe.
24687, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,And Joey.
24688, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,"I’m gonna do it tomorrow y’know, and-and surprise her, but now you’ve ruined it!"
24689, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Y’know what? This is not fair to her. Let’s just forget the tape!
24690, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, y’know what? I’ll come too. I’m making money now; it’s about time I give something back."
24691, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,Damn!  The tailpipe’s not hot enough to light this!
24692, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
24693, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag."
24694, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,My fajitas!!
24695, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,But what if it is better than ours? Should we at least look?
24696, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you."
24697, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
24698, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
24699, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Joey, Wanna play strip poker for practice?
24700, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,"Cool, girl roommate."
24701, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica,"God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!"
24702, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"Alright, I'll be right back."
24703, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,Oh.
24704, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back!  So, you're old and small."
24705, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together.
24706, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’s sounds great."
24707, The Roof,,9,Phoebe,"Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? "
24708, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler, That’s one?
24709, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.
24710, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Rachel,Okay.
24711, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Monica,"Well, I do."
24712, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Yeah!
24713, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?"
24714, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,How is this your seat?
24715, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
24716, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I haven’t seen this dress.
24717, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,What?!
24718, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,Edward Nevski?
24719, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m not in love with Ross!
24720, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Monica,"Oh, here."
24721, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?"
24722, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,"I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer."
24723, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I’m trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?"
24724, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! Is that him? 
24725, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross,"Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good."
24726, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Yeah, it’s just something I picked up."
24727, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!"
24728, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
24729, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,Okay!
24730, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"Oh, um, I don’t know if that’s a good idea."
24731, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,Oh wow! He’s so lifelike!  Unbelievable! (He starts tugging on the guy’s ears.
24732, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
24733, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!
24734, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'"
24735, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!
24736, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"All right, I know you’re hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but don’t say that again."
24737, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?
24738, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Gotcha! 
24739, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,You a little sad about that sweetheart?
24740, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Is that a real thing?
24741, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,I am not a pushover!
24742, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, hello! mmwa!  I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna."
24743, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,What do you like better action or comedy?
24744, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,Why is Ross naked?
24745, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father."
24746, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,"Hey, you guys all know what you want to do."
24747, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Rachel,Hi Daddy!
24748, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,"Uh, actually I think she went to the salon."
24749, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? 
24750, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,"Which helps him get to Phase Three, picturing yourself with other women."
24751, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Yeah, okay, hold on!  They're not coming on man."
24752, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,Okay!
24753, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,Put it back exactly where you found it?
24754, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"It's me, Joey!"
24755, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Not on the ones we sent out.
24756, Central Perk," the gang’s putting their coats on to leave,",3,Joey,"Phew, close one."
24757, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,I said I’ll do it!
24758, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler," Hello, Janice."
24759, Ross',,9,Rachel,No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.
24760, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!
24761, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Oh my God! Of course, of course.  Wh-what’s going on?"
24762, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,"Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, ... boom."
24763, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?"
24764,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!
24765, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross, No!
24766, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
24767, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Yeah!
24768, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Huh. Okay. Well, I’m really happy for you. "
24769, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"Oh sweetie, when do you think you’re going to get off tonight?"
24770, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
24771, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Guys, guys, guess who I am?! "
24772, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Okay. Yeah. 
24773, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"Ohh, Please?! I’m a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!"
24774, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date."
24775, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,Okay!
24776, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"No.  So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done."
24777, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,What's that supposed to mean?
24778, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Here you go!
24779, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!
24780, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical!  ""Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."""
24781, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy?"
24782, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,So what’s the final head count on my baby shower?
24783, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,Ohh! That would be great.
24784, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel," Okay. Umm… I-I…uh, wow. Are you uh… How did umm… When?"
24785, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I’ll talk about London! Y’know when you two hooked up! Only, only I won’t say hooked up. I’ll say, ""Began their beautiful journey…"""
24786, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. "
24787, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe, I didn't say anything yet!
24788, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,"Thank you Helen, that'll be all."
24789, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Well... not in the same way...
24790, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didn’t have to walk me all the way back up here."
24791, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,Heyyy. 
24792, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"That’s true, thanks dad. "
24793, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
24794, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!
24795, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"Ah-ha! Okay, "
24796, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,But why does it even matter?!
24797, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey,Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!
24798, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"I don't know...right, he's the pig!"
24799, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
24800, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,What bra?
24801, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross, Hello?
24802, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,You what?
24803, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough!  Hey, widow?"
24804, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah,  oh, but oh..."
24805, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself."
24806, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"Well, now, wait. Now I’m all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me."
24807, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me."
24808, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?"
24809, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' "
24810, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,What?! 
24811, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Phoebe,What'd I say?
24812, Jen's apartment," Ross is picking her up for their date,",5,Ross,Sure.  Joey…
24813, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Who’s number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
24814, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Bye.
24815, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,That's OK.
24816, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,Ross..
24817, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Well, at least that’s a great suit."
24818, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ohh!
24819, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
24820, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,"I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends."
24821, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!"
24822, Joey's apartment, ,6,Rachel,
24823, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in."
24824, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey, Dark red.
24825, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Why would she do that?
24826, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots."
24827, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I can't help you."
24828, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy."
24829, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,Wash your hands!!!
24830, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?"
24831, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you must stop shooping."
24832, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,You do? Why?
24833, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,"Hey, relax I just need more time. We’re going to dinner tonight."
24834, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,You think this is clever?
24835, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! 
24836, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Ok, we're still on that."
24837, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,"I did, but that was really fun."
24838, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Ross,I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
24839, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Wow. Well, I guess it was Cupid who brought her here."
24840, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler,Shhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Shhhhh! 
24841, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there,  Yeah, you're right about that.",5,Chandler,
24842, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey, Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
24843, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"I’m sorry man, I didn’t—I’m-I’m sorry. I’m sorry. "
24844, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"No! Y’know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall in madly love, and spend the rest of your lives together."
24845, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh! It’s okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are."
24846, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,It bodes well for me that speed impresses you.
24847, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
24848, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"That is great. Hey, y’know who doesn’t have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university."
24849, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?"
24850, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know?  Good luck, Rach."
24851, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,How about to the street say from the balcony?
24852, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,I think these are yours.
24853, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler, Hi there.
24854, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,"Huh. Well, y'know that’s actually a really good idea, because that way they’ll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too."
24855, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?"
24856, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
24857, Ross',,9,Ross,"Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is this"
24858, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Money!  Friends...
24859, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too."
24860, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel..."
24861, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"I know! But if I didn’t work there, what else would I do?"
24862, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica, Know when to stop.
24863, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
24864, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,"No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room."
24865, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,What ‘cha doing?
24866, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,"Phoebe, it’s been two days."
24867, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,
24868, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Well maybe I love ya’.
24869, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Monica,"Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!"
24870, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Ross,A-a-and... record.
24871, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Monica, What?
24872, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat."
24873, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?"
24874, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Ok, you have to stop playing now."
24875, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Okay. Okay. I mean I’ll be okay. It’s just I don’t think I handled it very well.
24876, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I read that in high school."
24877, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe," Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?"
24878, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,Oh right great! Welcome aboard!
24879, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,"Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there?  Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…"
24880, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Oh!
24881, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,I was trying to help out a squirrel.
24882, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,"Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!"
24883, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I… I’m sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen."
24884, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Yeah. Where were you?
24885, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"No, I-I-I wasn't making fun of you, honestly, I-I think you were great in those commercials. "
24886, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but, there were no suds."
24887, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,Oh yeah!
24888, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Honey.
24889, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Oh. 
24890, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls."
24891, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up."
24892, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Okay,  Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah."
24893, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,Aren’t you just a tinsy bit curious?
24894, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
24895, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"Well, yeah, but y'know, what-what if I was wrong?"
24896, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,I can’t believe no one believes me!
24897, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Ross, Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
24898, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-I really don't wanna see or talk to her."
24899, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,"Not really, I got to drag him around too! "
24900, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Good! Good! I was just testing you.
24901, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!
24902, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?
24903, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,Okay. See you guys later.
24904, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"It's not Santa's plan. No, it's... "
24905, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!"
24906, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Really?!
24907, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, Nothing. It's fine.
24908, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Much as you are.
24909, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Joey,"Ho-ho-ho,  fried stuff with cheese!"
24910, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,"OH…MY…GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didn’t tell her we were getting married, did you?"
24911, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?
24912, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey, A place to eat spaghetti.
24913, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they’re gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders."
24914, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, classy."
24915, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,Wait here. Breathe.
24916, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,Glass of fat?
24917, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Not now, I’m sick!"
24918, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
24919, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,"Well, we are ready to try anything."
24920, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Monica,"Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!"
24921, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,"Oh, I'm threatened by you?"
24922, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Done! With time a-to-spare.
24923, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why don’t we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?"
24924, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Yeah!
24925, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff."
24926, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey,"Okay, good, good, good, ‘cause, good, ‘cause I was kinda having second thoughts too."
24927, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Right!
24928, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,"Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? "
24929, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.
24930, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler,Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!
24931, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"Well… Umm, I got TiVo."
24932, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Phoebe,What is your job?
24933, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler,"Oh yeah. I’ll take, I’ll take your picture. "
24934, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,What? You never said anything about an audition!
24935, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,Absolutely.  But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
24936, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
24937, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,Then don’t leave me!
24938, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,Hey!
24939, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Ross,"Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was."
24940, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"All right, you go. "
24941, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?"
24942, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Okay.  Listen, I’m sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10."
24943, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Earl, you’re not hearing me! All I’m saying is that you’re not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! "
24944, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
24945, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler,Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!
24946, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Yeah, no they don’t do that."
24947, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica, I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
24948, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,So?
24949, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"When it's your assistant, I would say never."
24950, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel," Oh, it's so late for 'Shall we'..."
24951, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't."
24952, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,And—Joey!
24953, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship."
24954, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?"
24955, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,I think I have an old band uniform from high school.
24956, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me."
24957, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,"Ohh, sweetie!  Hey, I bet you anything that he’s gonna call you again."
24958, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,In the hospital.
24959, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,....yeah... what else?
24960, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Okay what’s up
24961, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe," Ok, are they listening?"
24962, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Monica," Please, just a little bit off the back."
24963, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldn’t. That’s why I’m here. Maybe we could attack them together?  That-that’s a no."
24964, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?"
24965, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘Albino Bob’."
24966, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey, Hey! Is the show still on?
24967, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Yeah.
24968, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, believe me, it’s been a long time since I’ve been flung."
24969, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, but I'm doing this."
24970, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"You don’t want to believe me, I’m Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny… "
24971, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,
24972, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!"
24973, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross," We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover."
24974, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,Oh my god.
24975, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,"No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with..."
24976, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"No reason, it’s just I know a single guy that cares about other people."
24977, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed."
24978, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Oh no-no-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
24979, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff."
24980, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,Okay.
24981, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Okay.
24982, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Ross?
24983, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?"
24984, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,When's that?
24985, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,I think you’re right.
24986, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?"
24987, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,"Hi, my name’s Chandler. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?"
24988, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
24989, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud."
24990, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Phoebe,"Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, Okay?  That’s just what she wants."
24991, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not."
24992, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Vomit tux? Who vomited on—y'know what, what you up to Joe?"
24993, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,"Rachel, you and Mark?!"
24994, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Great to see you!
24995, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,"Just uh, brought back your videos."
24996, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Transplant.
24997, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,What?
24998, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,We're getting the house.  We're getting the house.
24999, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Is not.
25000, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,I bet this will work! 
25001, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,I lost a whole year! I can’t believe it! This is so unfair!
25002, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,It's kind of a package deal!
25003, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey, Can I talk to you for a second?!
25004, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Guess what?
25005, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Phoebe,"Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. "
25006, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
25007, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse."
25008, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,Well this is great! I’ll give you a call! We should do it again sometime!
25009, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Ross,"No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account."
25010, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
25011, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Hey.
25012, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, wait a minute it’s not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!"
25013, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Goodnight.
25014, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"So, then you can stay as long as you want."
25015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hey, what’s going on?"
25016, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story."
25017, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?
25018, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey, Uh-oh.
25019, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross, Just easier that way.
25020," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey," Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my..."
25021, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,"Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend."
25022, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross, Hi!
25023, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"For God sakes, it’s Rachel!"
25024, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, you are 12 years older than her."
25025, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,I'll get back to my new job.
25026, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Ohh!
25027, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,…now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.
25028, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,What?!
25029, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero."
25030, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah, we were but umm, now we’ve got candy."
25031, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross, Thank you.
25032, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica, I hate this game!
25033, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,I think Saturday—.
25034, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,Nice.
25035, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel,And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
25036, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,"'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!"
25037, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,Ow!!
25038, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,Yes.
25039, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"I don’t know, it smells good."
25040, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"Oh wait! Y’know what? I can’t, I can’t look at it. I can’t. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me."
25041, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,"No, I think it’s very obvious who’s wrong here."
25042, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,It wasn’t my ring! It fell out of Ross’s jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
25043, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica," Well, it matters to me!"
25044, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Maurice.
25045, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, ""Eight years."" And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm…now here we are."
25046, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Phoebe?
25047, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"No you can’t do that, where would the chick and the duck live?"
25048, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
25049, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,Well it’s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
25050, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,My guy is well read.
25051, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,"No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet."
25052, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"Okay Phoebe, I guess you’re next  although I really don’t see the point."
25053, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand."
25054, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,My marriage is over.
25055, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,No I didn't!
25056, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe,"Seriously, what-what's the part?"
25057, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying ""Go to your room! You're grounded""?"
25058, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that you’re … just … kinda high maintenance—Okay let’s go to lunch!
25059, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"All right, and umm… "
25060, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,Totally crazy stupid. 
25061, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,You don't know!
25062, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"We’ll discuss it, in the morning! "
25063, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
25064, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler."
25065, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,By drowning or...?!
25066, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Damnit!
25067, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Joey,Thank you! 
25068, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,"I just wish there was something we could do.  Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!"
25069, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
25070, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Joey,Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
25071, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,What is Monica’s biggest pet peeve?
25072, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Yeah.
25073, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler, What’s wrong?
25074, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! "
25075, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!
25076, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,Really?! We are?
25077, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,Why?
25078, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel."
25079, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,So now what’s going on here?
25080, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"Joey, I did not break this! Okay?  That has been broken for a while."
25081, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,"Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily."
25082, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?"
25083, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Oh!
25084, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Oh, I-I don’t know."
25085, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Joey, Wow! The new Playboy!
25086, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,I had a great time.  It was really top drawer. And here's something rich thirteen bathrooms in this place... I threw up in the coat closet... Ta taaa...
25087, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy."
25088, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"I know, I'm so excited!"
25089, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,Pheebs?
25090, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"So you eh, you talked to Joey?"
25091, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel," But, but, Mona, I live here."
25092, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,"Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way."
25093, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Yeah I know; he’s in Ben’s class.
25094, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Ross,Hi.
25095, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Merry Christmas.
25096, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,"Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!"
25097, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Chandler,What are you doing?
25098, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, Joey kinda disabled it when I moved in."
25099, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,But what?
25100, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Oh that’s great, with my luck, that’s gonna be him."
25101, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Monica,"Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.  This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"
25102, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great!"
25103, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Phoebe,"Oooh look! Isn’t this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!"
25104, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Why don’t you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?"
25105, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh?  I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?"
25106, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Rachel,"Honey, you got a little thing on your..."
25107, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Joey,Hey Ross!
25108, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth."
25109, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no! It’s a surprise, but it’s gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while."
25110, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Shut up.
25111, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Ye-e-es!!
25112, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross, I can’t believe you told her I was going to propose!
25113, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Y'know, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it."
25114, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,"I just talked him into it, don’t tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people."
25115, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,No! Not unless! Look this must end now!
25116, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Monica,What the hell are you doing?!
25117, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross," Dude, I need to talk to you a sec."
25118, Carol's room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau are there with her,",1,Rachel,"No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?"
25119, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Right. 
25120, Hospital,,10,Ross,And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
25121, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn’t work either, I can’t tell you how many mornings I woke up with her..."
25122, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
25123, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe," Oh, look! Look! Look!"
25124, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,Shh! 
25125, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,"Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory."
25126, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  Congratulations on your big break.",5,Joey,
25127, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,Yeah.
25128, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,You’re-you’re-you’re gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?
25129, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!"
25130, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Um, oh, I got you a birthday present."
25131, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Oh really?
25132, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go  ohhhh!"
25133, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Phoebe,Who’s singing?
25134, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,He’s coming here for Thanksgiving!
25135, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey,"Okay, get ready to owe me!"
25136, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Uh-huh.
25137, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,I am very…very sorry.
25138, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,Easy.
25139, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,That is the Coast Guard.
25140, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Monica,We should get over there and see if she's okay. 
25141, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
25142, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now."
25143, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",3,Monica, I’m in the shower!
25144, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,Tiny portions?
25145, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"Umm, you’ve got some on your pants."
25146, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"Ohh!  Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault."
25147, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Joey,I can fix it. Hold on. 
25148, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,Y’know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
25149, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel," Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!"
25150, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right…"
25151, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?"
25152, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!
25153, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
25154, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it’s supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh."
25155, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"All right, then show me some manly moves."
25156, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date."
25157, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,What? I didn't say anything.
25158, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,"Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in."
25159, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,Well you sure used a large font.
25160, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with her guitar,",4,Phoebe, Does it even work without my sexy voice?
25161, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,Really?
25162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving."
25163, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe, Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
25164, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!
25165, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Why don’t you just try one?
25166, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,Really?
25167, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,"Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad."
25168, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?"
25169, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"No! Come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office."
25170, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Okay?
25171, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, you weren't there."
25172, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel, Hi!
25173, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?"
25174, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Peace Corps, really? "
25175, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe,"Alright, wait, so what you're saying is that the chef is at the Hamilton Club, but the food is not and the drinks are there, but the bartender is not? Are you, are you FREAKING KIDDING ME!?"
25176, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,"Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate."
25177, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross,See?
25178, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,I’m telling—If you put that in her apartment you’ll never hear the end of it.
25179, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,Eh. Beth dies.
25180, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Oh no-no-no…
25181, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Joey,Hey!
25182, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!"
25183, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right.  And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin."
25184, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,Bye.
25185, The ride along,,5,Chandler,How do you figure that?
25186, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"That's a, that's a long time."
25187, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Oh, really!"
25188, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,Tony?
25189, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
25190, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying."
25191, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"You don’t want to believe me, I’m Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny… "
25192, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,"Dude, you are sick."
25193, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Chandler,"Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death ."
25194, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?"
25195, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"No, I've got work and then I'm proposing.."
25196, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, you wish. "
25197, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,Hi.
25198, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine."
25199, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Well, why don’t we just bunny up."
25200, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Ross," I mean, Ben! Ben!"
25201, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross, Hey.
25202, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey, Those two only had each other!
25203, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
25204, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you're just, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?"
25205, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,"Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody’s stairs!"
25206, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Rachel, I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
25207, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler," Honey, I'm old!"
25208, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,"Well,sounds like you two have issues."
25209, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  Er.... um.....",1,Ross,
25210, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,You guys ready to go?
25211, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Rent?
25212, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler," OK, this one right here is from me."
25213, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.
25214, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler," So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?"
25215, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"Ooh, I have to tell you something."
25216, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler, I thought we had them!
25217, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"What do you, what do you mean?"
25218, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler, Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!
25219, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"I don't know, you might be the first one."
25220, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, fine! Take his side! "
25221, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."
25222, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days.  But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore."
25223, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!"
25224, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?  Well this is not what I ordered.
25225, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!"
25226, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Would you say your pesto is the best-o?
25227, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Yeah?
25228, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,No! I’m not okay!
25229, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey,Not in my head.
25230, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?"
25231, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
25232, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Chandler, I'm leaving you.
25233, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel," ""Dude, Where's My Car?"""
25234, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,You look great!
25235, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No-no! No-no. No-no.
25236, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey, Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
25237, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,Wow!
25238, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey," Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I…."
25239, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Do you wanna do it at the same time?
25240, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Nothing, huh?"
25241, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,Hi.. how was the game?
25242, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,You like it?
25243, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," ""Gimme your money, punk!"""
25244, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
25245, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why don’t we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet."
25246, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,Sorry!
25247, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,College?
25248, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"You’re a pathetic loser, right?"
25249, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,And monkeys can’t write out prescriptions.
25250, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Rachel,Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
25251, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, Jell-o just like Mom used to make."
25252, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,It looks like a women's purse.
25253, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,What are you gonna do?
25254, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,"Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out."
25255, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,What?! Why does she think that?
25256, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Can you people not see me?! 
25257, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go."
25258, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross, Hello!
25259, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Clearly we were wrong.
25260, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Really?
25261, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,I'll get it.
25262, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,Huh!
25263, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
25264, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Anything I can do to help?
25265, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,What?! I think he’s cute.
25266, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that’s not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and there’s a concept you should really be familiar with. It’s what the Japanese call  unagi."
25267, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Oh well I may as well have!
25268, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler, Boohaki?
25269, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,Hey!
25270, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, I’ll prove it to you, okay. I’ll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I’ll still win the game."
25271, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, Carol really messed you up!"
25272, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,"C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast."
25273, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Sorry! Sorry, I’m late; sorry, I’m late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly."
25274, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,So? Sure! But it-it wouldn’t be anything romantic. And I’m-I’m dating Mona—Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
25275, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Okay, well, bye!"
25276, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,I love you guys.
25277, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"Oh, thanks guys!"
25278, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"No, give me the..."
25279, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
25280, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ohh!
25281, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Y'know, if it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it."
25282, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh come——Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who would—she wouldn’t be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Y’know what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, I’m just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful."
25283, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle."
25284, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,That was a good day!
25285, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel," Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?"
25286, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,What?! What?!
25287, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,Mitzi is.....
25288, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  Wait! One second! Just…
25289, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,What the hell is that?!!
25290, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,What? Your-your list?
25291, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, so you’re already doing your part for the kids."
25292, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substitute the three-pound lobster?"
25293, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,Hey! You okay?
25294, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?"
25295, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Monica,"Oh, that’s okay, I can’t wait to see everything again! All of the memories…"
25296, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?"
25297, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan."
25298, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,Aw.
25299, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,"Awww, come on—wait—stop it. Okay, to Monica."
25300, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application."
25301, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,What were you modeling for?
25302, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Chandler,Not fun anymore?
25303, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe, Oh my God!
25304, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Phoebe, you have to calm down."
25305, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,I wish I had smoked for my career…
25306, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,You look great too.
25307, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,I thought you said you read it in high school.
25308, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,It could be Amanda!
25309, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey,Right! Okay. 
25310, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"I know, it is."
25311, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,And condoms are the way to do that?
25312, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Yeah, save it for the cab, okay."
25313, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?"
25314, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,Noooo!!
25315, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,Pheebs?
25316, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,What do you mean?
25317, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Monica,I wanna wear this everyday.
25318, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Petty...
25319, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,Done!
25320, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,Ok.
25321, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!"
25322, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Yes! And that’s why I’m under the table. Celebrating.
25323, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?"
25324, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, good start Mon."
25325, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,This is not going to work.
25326, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler, Okay.
25327, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,"Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate. "
25328, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,"Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. "
25329, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Joey,"Don’t you ah, don’t you wanna ask me any questions?"
25330, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid."
25331, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,"Well, we're not."
25332, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"You’re thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get it over with. It’s like, it’s like ripping off this Band-Aid.  Oh mother of…See?"
25333, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red."
25334, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?"
25335, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  ‘Jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell Go to hell. Go to hell-hell-hell.’ That’s all I have so far.
25336, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Why?
25337, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Bye.
25338, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
25339, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,You’re doing it again.
25340, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler," Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm."
25341, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to."
25342, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Sure!
25343, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler," Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says ""Rangers"" on it. They went to the game!"
25344, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Yes. Hi, I’d like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch.  I’ll call you back."
25345, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
25346, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Sandwiches!
25347, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,I’m kidding. This is going to be fun.
25348, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!"
25349, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger."
25350, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,"Wait a second, I could star in it!"
25351, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Phoebe!
25352, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
25353, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Umm… Wow, all right. "
25354, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it?"
25355, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Umm, it’s Cutie McPretty."
25356, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?
25357, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow!
25358, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica, Okay..
25359, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,Really? Well then tell it to me.
25360, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Well sure. But I get married all the time so…
25361, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,Hey Pheebs! 
25362, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross," Now umm, remember I’m still learning."
25363, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey," Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!"
25364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,No.
25365, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!"
25366, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,Go? Why?
25367, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Okay, keep saying it!"
25368, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross, Are we really in Montreal?!
25369, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,Great! Thanks. 
25370, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Really?!
25371, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?"
25372, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Joey,"I want this part so much! Y’know? If I don’t get this part I’m never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!—No, I didn’t say that! That’s a lie."
25373, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,Yeah?
25374, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"It could be less than a year. I mean, you've heard my stuff. ""Pants. Like shorts, but longer.""  It'll probably be more than a year. "
25375, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,Yeah!
25376, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,"Aww, you guys are so cute!"
25377, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"It wasn’t my ring! It’s Ross’s ring! That’s why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose."
25378, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three."
25379, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,Phonetically? 
25380, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?"
25381, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Oh, okay. What-what about?"
25382, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,Hi.
25383, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,No.
25384, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,MY SANDWICH!!!!!! 
25385, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"Its fine. I mean, this is something that you’ve been thinking about since you were what, 14? "
25386, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Joey,We’ll be there.
25387, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Well maybe you should put some ice on it.
25388, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Okay what’s up
25389, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Chandler,What?
25390, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m doing okay. I’m um…let’s talk."
25391, Ross�,,9,Ross,I never gave it to you.
25392, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,It is. Did I... not tell you about her?
25393, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, look-look he’s taking off her clothes!"
25394, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
25395, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Phoebe,"All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! "
25396, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Okay. Okay. Umm…Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It’s this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they’re like putty."
25397, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Joey, Hey you guys! What’s happening?
25398, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,Oh.
25399, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, I want to."
25400, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, this has happened before."
25401, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,"Excuse me, Aaron?  Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It’s my best friend’s, and I’m officiating so I really can’t work past four."
25402, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Joey,"I don’t know Ross, not if you’re gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist."
25403, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?"
25404, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Chandler,Yeah. 
25405, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"Honey, I’m gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case."
25406, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"What? What, do you mean you're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it Rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot."
25407, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
25408, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey.
25409, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Phoebe,"No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out."
25410, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,No... I already e-mailed her.
25411, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Hate him? I… No, I don’t hate him.  It’s just it’s Rachel, y’know?"
25412, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!"
25413, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,Hey!
25414, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know?  Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her."
25415, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,Okay. 
25416, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,"I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick."
25417, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Awe!  Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?"
25418, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,Let’s get the show on it!
25419, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,What-wh-what so we’ll just stay married forever?!
25420, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know! 
25421, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Oh, really!"
25422, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Mia Hamm?
25423, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,You heard her too?! You have the gift!
25424, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Thank you! So, did-did he get it?"
25425, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel," Look at it, isn’t it beautiful?"
25426, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Bye-bye!
25427, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe, Just calm down woman!
25428, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? "
25429, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, this is terrible. Oh, they’ve made so many changes I can’t even feel my grandmother’s presence anymore—Ooh! New sconces!"
25430, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe, Hey...
25431, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,"So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! "
25432, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Um-hmm, yeah."
25433, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,"No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times."
25434, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
25435, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,And now you’re watching me walk away.
25436, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"I’ll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home."
25437, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Sure, no problem.  Ooh—Hey, donuts!"
25438, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?"
25439, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up.  Look Emma, look who's baaack!"
25440, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, forget it. It’s ruined."
25441, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,"No! Y’know what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculous—We’re gonna flip a coin! "
25442, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,Thanks man.
25443, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uh—are you okay?
25444, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler,"Oh, okay."
25445, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, god. So adorable. Look at them sleeping there like angels."
25446, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,Uh-huh.
25447, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,"Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!"
25448, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
25449, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other."
25450, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!"
25451, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,Then why would he say it?
25452, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,Your favorite!
25453, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Rachel,"It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this."
25454, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Rachel,No. Thank you.
25455, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend."
25456, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Right. Right, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled."
25457, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,Works on you.
25458, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Uh...well...just once...with you...
25459, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not getting married! I’m not even engaged.
25460, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"Sandy... Hi, we uhm... we kinda need to talk. I'm afraid it's not working out."
25461, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
25462, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica, Do you want our guy to be your guy?
25463, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom."
25464, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler, What?
25465, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us."
25466, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,All right.
25467, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross,"Cassie, how you-how you doin’ on that…hot dog."
25468, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,Here we go. Stand up straight. 
25469, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross," Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?"
25470, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,Shh! Nothing works with this child! 
25471, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Well… we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
25472, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,They let you get married when you’re drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
25473, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Hey, opposite, is opposite! "
25474, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Phoebe,Yeah but the Swing Kings? Y’know they suck so much that people actually die at their concerts—They just stop living.
25475, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh you did, there are twenty in here."
25476, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,"Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus."
25477, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?"
25478, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Really?!
25479, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica," Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?"
25480, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,"Well, I’m sure they’re still somewhere here in the hotel. I’ll-I’ll help you look for them."
25481, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girl’s number.
25482, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Let's see what else he'll do!
25483, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,JFK.
25484, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y’know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy."
25485, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?"
25486, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Who?
25487, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,"Amy, hi!"
25488, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,Thank you.
25489, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"No-no, not for like another two weeks."
25490, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous.  I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats."
25491, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Joey!
25492, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Yeah, right."
25493, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,"Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it! "
25494, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl."
25495, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here! "
25496, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,You all right?
25497, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!"
25498, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?"
25499, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,What’s a matter with me? You’ve got a black light. It’s 1999!
25500, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,What’s her last name?
25501, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,Exactly.
25502, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Dude, you're shaking!"
25503, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,Wow! I definitely did not see that one backfiring! I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
25504, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,Totally. I’m like 90/10.
25505, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"What-what is it, what is it?"
25506, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,No.
25507, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler," ""I do""."
25508, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,A monologue? I don't have..  Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!
25509, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,That's way uptown! That's like three trains away!  Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
25510, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and…"
25511, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned."
25512, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,I’ll take that bet.
25513, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Well, it’s done about two minutes before it looks like that."
25514, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"All right, I like that."
25515, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,What?
25516, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe," Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?"
25517, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, God!"
25518, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,You got it.
25519, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Could I borrow it?
25520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,Hey.
25521, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,Really? Okay. Great!
25522, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,
25523, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Ross, Hello.
25524, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,"So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right."
25525, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball.  Ha-ha!"
25526, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"I’ve never interviewed anyone before. I’ve actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isn’t the same thing."
25527, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!"
25528, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s."
25529, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,Oh!
25530, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Rachel," Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 800."
25531, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Rachel," Goody, what is it!"
25532, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. "
25533, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Yeah.
25534, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?"
25535, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
25536, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,Chandler!
25537, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Chandler,"Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, it’s the only chance to see New York."
25538, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey."
25539, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey, Yep! There's always room for Jell-O…
25540, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
25541, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
25542, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Now go! ‘Cause you can still catch her! And Merry Christmas from you’re secret Santa! 
25543, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica, What?!
25544, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler," Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best."
25545, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"No, don’t look directly at them!"
25546, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,Yeah! Me too. 
25547, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so he's out of here."
25548, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, okay... good."
25549, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"Sure, why don’t you set it up. I’ll just be over here, browsing through the personals."
25550, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross, I’m sorry?
25551, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,
25552, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!"
25553, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Sure!
25554, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,I'm so sorry!
25555, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross, How does this look?
25556, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"All right, all right, well you just blew your chances at dating Bob!"
25557, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,"Uh, I actually haven’t even met him."
25558, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,You have to really wanna see it.
25559, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed."
25560, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,"Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio."
25561, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes."
25562, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Hey, I thought you already had one."
25563, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Ross, I'm telling you, she's giving up getting her eyebrows  shaped to do this alright? Do you understand how important that is in our world?"
25564, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,"Yeah, and Lennart Haze is starring in it…"
25565, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,I guess so. 
25566, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel, And you were at this job for four years?
25567, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Really?
25568, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration."
25569, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,"But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective."
25570, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
25571, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? "
25572, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Monica, you don't know that."
25573, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,What?
25574, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,Son of a bitch!
25575, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Oh!
25576, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?"
25577, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
25578, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Joey, just ignore the boats all right? We’re not finished with the lesson yet."
25579, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,Why not?
25580, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!"
25581, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,All the time?
25582, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Ross,No.
25583, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,You mean there's more than one of us.
25584, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy."
25585, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,Tails!
25586, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Joey,Yep. 
25587, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!"
25588, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross,Thanks.  OK.
25589, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
25590, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hey Rach, what about this?  Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I don’t know if I want it because it might be y’know, too many memories!"
25591, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,"Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, ""Do you see a future?"" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her?  Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didn’t you?!"
25592, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to."
25593, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Rachel,"Well, Joshua’s coming in tomorrow and since I don’t have the guts to ask him out, I’m going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket."
25594, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,"Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?"
25595, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,Really?!
25596, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,You do?
25597, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no!  Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I..."
25598, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, Babies don't care if they're slim.
25599, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,"But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do.  All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, I’ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like."
25600, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
25601, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Not so much.
25602, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross, But don’t worry! We’re gonna go down the fire escape!!
25603, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Well…
25604, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Rach, why won't they take it back?"
25605, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!"
25606, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching."
25607, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment."
25608, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don’t cry! Let me get my checkbook! 
25609, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,"Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex."
25610, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Ross,
25611, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Look, don’t worry. Okay? You’re gonna be fine."
25612, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,Dude!
25613, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,"Absolutely! Y’know, because touchie can mean both ass and good worker."
25614, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Who invented bifocals?
25615, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel," Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!"
25616, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
25617, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
25618, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Better.
25619, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,There's an image.
25620, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Uh…Mona just dumped me.
25621, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. ""Umm, I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’m a Mormon,"" or ""I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?"""
25622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, What!!?
25623, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
25624, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,I'm here.
25625, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!
25626, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Nothing. But the complaint department at the condom company got an earful. And then when I turned around she was gone.
25627, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,"Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?"
25628, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,Hey you guys!
25629, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!"
25630, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,Thank you so much.
25631, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,That’s not gonna happen. No.  Because we have a new deal!
25632, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
25633, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Yes.
25634, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! "
25635, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"Op, but the twelfth brings a lover’s spat."
25636, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird."
25637, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I’m not going to do that. 
25638, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
25639, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,
25640, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,What?!
25641, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Oh, okay. What-what about?"
25642, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Joey, you can’t let him get away with that. Ya know what, I’m not going to let him get away with that. I’m going to say something to him—No, I really shouldn’t say anything—No, I should say something to him.  Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him…"
25643, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler," Listen, I’m gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent."
25644, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"Umm, you know how we always said that it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? You know, you could study French cooking and I could write and we could take a picnic along the Seine and go wine tasting in Bordeaux?"
25645, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh. No, I hear what you’re saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing?  Look how pretty!"
25646, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Joey,"Why would you need to say hi to them, you’ve been feeding them for four days?"
25647, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Yeah you got 5 years left!
25648, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Good.  I should really start wearing hats!
25649, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,"Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange."
25650, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I’m thinking even more than you.
25651, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!
25652, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel," So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You don’t have to share stuff."
25653, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,"Richard used to do it, didn't he?"
25654, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Well you might if it were anything like 7!
25655, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know!  Joey, you can't say anything!"
25656, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
25657, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,That’s what I did. Wah-pah!
25658, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but.."
25659, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!"
25660, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Okay, let's find these birds."
25661, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey, Porsche.
25662, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'"
25663, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey," I’M CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!"
25664, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to."
25665, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,"Well that, that sounds good."
25666, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Really! God Ross, what were you thinking?  I know it’s really shallow, but a part of me wants him again."
25667, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.
25668, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Because I lose her stuff!
25669, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and I don’t think I can tell him at all now!
25670, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
25671, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,"No, I know, I’m just nervous. Y'know it’s just y'know Mom’s dead, don’t talk to my sister, Grandma’s been sleeping a lot lately. It’s like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. You’re so sweet to wait with me."
25672, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?"
25673, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,"If marriage worked, I’d be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%."
25674, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,I got a gig!
25675, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"Well, ??? think that�s us?"
25676, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe, Ooh! I found it!
25677, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"Hi Phoebe Abott, I’m your best friends daughter!"
25678, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"Well, let’s just say it’s not the first time you’ve stolen my thunder."
25679, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,What?
25680, Kathy’s apartment," Chandler is knocking on the door,",4,Chandler,"Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!"
25681, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Oh! 
25682, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"No, she's out shopping."
25683, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,We're gonna see each other naked.
25684, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?!
25685, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!
25686, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,leave…
25687, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,How long has it been this time?
25688, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Yes I do! And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out…"
25689, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,"I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast."
25690, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,I got it! Scotch… tape. 
25691, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,Ross! 
25692, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,Are ya?
25693, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross, That’s right!!
25694, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
25695, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Just get away from me!
25696, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Okay!  Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed."
25697, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,"Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!"
25698, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Happy Thanksgiving!
25699, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.
25700, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out."
25701, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,I’m also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
25702, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Man, I've got food all over me."
25703, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. The father’s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?"
25704, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?"
25705, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn’t for fun."
25706, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,I don’t want to do that.
25707, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, five hundred dollars. What else?"
25708, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh… I’m sorry. I… I-I don’t mean—I didn’t mean to stifle you. I… This is all just a little overwhelming.
25709, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! New wallet, huh?"
25710, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler, Hello!
25711, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
25712, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in."
25713, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
25714, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?"
25715, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?"
25716, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yes, yes I am, one of the many things I’m feeling. Well.... "
25717, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!"
25718, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,I can't belive it.
25719, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Good, God's speed, good people!  You're not gonna go?"
25720, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,Do ya?
25721, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people."
25722, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,It's a science.
25723, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Ross,What happened?
25724, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,Wow! Umm....
25725, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe, Oh my god! 
25726, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Joey,"But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! "
25727, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,Yeah? How'd it go?
25728, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Hey
25729, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
25730, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,Nice!
25731, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,No.
25732, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"See Joe, we want you to tell stories but y’know, romantic stories. Nice stories."
25733, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,Thank you.
25734, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Umm, well, he’s…"
25735, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Ross, you should know that my pants are startin’ to come down and I’m not wearing any underwear!"
25736, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven’t been able to say two words to each other."
25737, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,Ugh! So close!
25738, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Hey you’re right. Yeah, it’s kinda been like us again a little bit."
25739, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,"Ohh no you don’t! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!"
25740, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,Damn it!
25741, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Joey.
25742, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?"
25743, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,.
25744, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?"
25745, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I think you should keep looking!"
25746, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it."
25747, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"Hi, nice to meet you!"
25748, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place."
25749, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh God! Thank God you’re home! I’m watching Cujo.
25750, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
25751, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving."
25752, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Chandler," So uh, what’s this thing you’re auditioning for?"
25753, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
25754, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Can you believe that?
25755, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Couldn't you just stay like this forever?  Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?
25756, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,No.
25757, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross, That’s not true!
25758, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"We’re now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, ""I do"" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!"
25759, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch?  Ohhh! I saw her with you on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch!
25760, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,What is it?
25761, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Chandler!
25762, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
25763, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. And, first here’s a gift."
25764, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,Y’know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours…
25765, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Ohh! Thank God! Where was it?
25766, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,"Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress."
25767, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!"
25768, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,She won a thousand dollars!
25769, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross, Funny story!
25770, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!
25771, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
25772, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Well, I just lost my erection."
25773, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,I know! You ready to trade?
25774, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,Top of the world? Dock of the bay?  I'm out.
25775, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! "
25776, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
25777, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Be right there sweetums.  A totally different situation.
25778, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?"
25779, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Hang up, hang up. "
25780, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,We ruined everything.
25781, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,"Oh, yeah, good idea."
25782, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,
25783, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, are you okay?"
25784, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Oh are you and Chandler…
25785, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,Ok.
25786, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
25787, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,Are you sure?
25788, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her...."
25789, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"That’s good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just…you did it with the wrong person.  What?"
25790, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs—"
25791, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.
25792, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,Yeah.
25793, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Hey!
25794, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?
25795, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,Ohhhh! These seats are great!
25796, Nana's house," Ross, Mrs, Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes,",1,Ross, I don't see why not.
25797, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward."
25798, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? 
25799, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.",1,Ross,
25800, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,"All right, let me in. "
25801, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.
25802, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,"Rach, I-I can’t tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh… Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know we’re never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know it’s a boy!"
25803, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?"
25804, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,Storming out!
25805, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
25806, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,"I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way."
25807, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. "
25808, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,But it's an original Buffay...
25809, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,What am I making him by the way?
25810, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, it’s beautiful. I see it now."
25811, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
25812, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Phoebe,What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
25813, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,That’s what?!
25814, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Well, as much as I’d like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I aren’t going to be here. All right? I mean, she’s going to come by first to say good-bye, and then I’ve got a whole special evening planned. So I’m sorry, no party."
25815, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,There she is!
25816, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I missed you so much! "
25817, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party.  All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress."
25818, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,"Me neither, y'know what-"
25819, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Alright, we have to talk."
25820, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica,"It sure is nice to do this together, isn’t it?"
25821, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
25822, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,It's Phoebe.
25823, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,"""Heating device."""
25824, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor."
25825, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"Listen, they are really great. If you just got a chance…"
25826, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Oh, So you can move them!"
25827, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Joey,Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just..  Looking good Gellers!
25828, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Well why not?! She’ll-she’ll love it! It’s the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.
25829, A Street," Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor,",1,Phoebe,"No, I'm fine."
25830, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"What? Come on Rach, tell me what you’re thinking?"
25831, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,Me too.
25832, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby!  Oh hi Mrs. Green!
25833, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Ye-e-es!!
25834, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings, He let’s the machine answer it,",6,Chandler, Yeah we are.
25835, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,Why not?
25836, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"So, what's going on now?"
25837, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!"
25838, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London…"
25839, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Joey! Come here! Come here!
25840, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,Get a room!
25841, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge."
25842, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, well, I just don't, I don't know how it works exactly. See, my name is Buffay and my husband's name is Hannigan, so is it supposed to be Buffay-Hannigan or Hannigan-Buffay?"
25843, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"Whoa, wait a minute. Who’s the father?"
25844, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,You built a fort didn't ya?
25845, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,Y’know I blame Ross for this.
25846, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,What was it for?
25847, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,And they weren't looking at you before?!
25848, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"All right, so we should go catch our movie."
25849, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually."
25850, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Ross,Uh-huh. Thank Joey!
25851, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,Ohhh!!!! 
25852, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,Hi Monica!
25853, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!"
25854, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad."
25855, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good.  Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow."
25856, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Uh.
25857, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,je.
25858, Central Perk," Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans,",4,Ross,"Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place."
25859, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,You didn't read this one either?!
25860, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,No! No! No! It’s different for you. You’re so strong and together. You’re not some dumb kid who doesn’t know what she’s doing.
25861, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel, You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
25862, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
25863, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Yeah, but when the baby comes she’s gonna want to move."
25864, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,And a crappy New Year.
25865, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,"Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like ""Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"""
25866, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,I might know something too.
25867, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe," Oooh, is daddy getting angry? Is daddy gonna spank me?"
25868, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Why are they doing this?
25869, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,I am trying!
25870, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?"
25871, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,Thank you.
25872, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,"The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!"
25873, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"So, you know I'm filling in for Phoebe's step dad, tomorrow, right?"
25874, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Hey, Ross, Bodington's!"
25875, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,"Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss."
25876, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Borrow money from me?
25877, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, come here!"
25878, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,I met her at the library. I went in to pee.
25879, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Rachel,"Yeah but y’know what they say Mon, ""There’s no such thing as bad press."""
25880, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,Really? Chandler?
25881, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,"Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don’t give out fake names."
25882, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,"Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?"
25883, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,Surprise!!
25884, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s so sweet! I want to show you something too!
25885, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, y’know? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you."
25886, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,He wanted to tell me he’s gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
25887, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Rachel,What?!! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!
25888, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,They left.
25889, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor."
25890, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...
25891, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,"Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late."
25892, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,I’m so glad you could make it.
25893, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Do you love her?
25894, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler," Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
25895, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?"
25896, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Oh, look at these little bunnies!"
25897, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey Pheebs!
25898, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, Really?!
25899, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,
25900, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. "
25901, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,What check thing?
25902, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,Hi sweetie!
25903, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought—it wasn’t that funny. So I’m still torn."
25904, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,"Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?"
25905, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica,"Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. "
25906, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh my god.
25907, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!"
25908, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Y'know what?  I think we can just leave it at that.  It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
25909, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne."
25910, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh, that doesn't mean anything."
25911, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,"No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together."
25912, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,I'll bet his dad doesn't think so.
25913, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
25914, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Yeah.
25915, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, she's got gorgeous hair."
25916, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,No.
25917, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!"
25918, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?"
25919, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Okay!
25920, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
25921, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Look, I’m telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place."
25922, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey," Ross, hey, the band’s ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so…"
25923, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,"Well, you’re welcome. And tell them we’re really glad they’re coming."
25924, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldn’t put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! "
25925, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!
25926, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica," 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'."
25927, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast."
25928, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,Oh.
25929, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler, Zack!
25930, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Boss!
25931, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Get out! 
25932, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey," Ah, are you okay?"
25933, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Joey,That's not funny at all!
25934, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?"
25935, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Rachel,"Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- "
25936, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."
25937, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,What?!! Gross!!
25938, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"By the way, it’s a costume party."
25939, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Rachel,"Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?"
25940, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,What the hell are you doin'?
25941, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica, Is that your sister?
25942, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I went thru this with Ben and Carol. One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
25943, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey, Hey!
25944, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,"Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married.  We register, and you get to keep all the presents!"
25945, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,"So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one."
25946, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
25947, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I can uh, check that for ya."
25948, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica, Would you stop?
25949, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There’s nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and Joshua. Y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!"
25950, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!"
25951, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?"
25952, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Awful. Awful. Couldn'ta gone worse.
25953,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Hi
25954, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,Let’s just say I took care of it.
25955, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,The one that doesn't.
25956, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Does so count!
25957, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!"
25958, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Ross,
25959, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel, What?!
25960, Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler," Uh, let's see, who do I hate?"
25961, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Now Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside, but they have famous fathers."
25962, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"Okay, Widow!"
25963, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,
25964, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!
25965, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,Pheebs?
25966, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Ok, how about this We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!"
25967, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?"
25968, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"I-I'm with the umm, the 57th."
25969, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel, What?
25970, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler,We’re moving to Tulsa
25971, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why don’t we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?"
25972, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,Me too! There’s a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
25973, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
25974, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,...Dinah?
25975, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,Wow! Wow! And it’s definitely all gone? There’s nothing there to work with?  What were you thinking?
25976, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,"What, what is it?"
25977, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,How'd you pay for them?
25978, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,Yeah. Bijan for men?
25979, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?"
25980, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Oh.
25981, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,Whoa!
25982, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Okay.
25983, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey,Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
25984, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
25985, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,What are you supporting?
25986, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"I am sorry, I don’t know, I am sorry, I don’t know why I did that!"
25987, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?"
25988, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Why are you taking this away from me?
25989, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"It's like my favorite fairy tale come true!  The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!"
25990, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Chandler,"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom..."
25991, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,In a month?
25992, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun.
25993, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,"Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room."
25994, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. ""je""."
25995, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,Because it was fate that made me call you today!
25996, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?"
25997, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You knew about that?
25998, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,"It’s just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasn’t called. Not that I even care, y'know."
25999, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey, Who you what? Who you what?!
26000, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,Yeah lady! Give us candy!!
26001, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight."
26002, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Can you blame him?
26003, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!
26004, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m done. Read mine."
26005, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
26006, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel," Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy."
26007, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
26008, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Oh yeah! 
26009, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister.  Well, that’s not the worst part."
26010, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,Joey... Switzerland?
26011, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do."
26012, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,"Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?"
26013, Ross�,,9,Ross,What about the guy from the bar?
26014, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Uh-huh.
26015, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Don’t say that I have no sentiment!  This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!"
26016, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,And yet somehow it’s true!
26017, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"I guess you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?"
26018, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Excuse me?!
26019, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,So he can't come?
26020, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler," It’s a nickname, I’ll explain later."
26021, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we’re like totally crazy about each other!"
26022, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Phoebe,
26023, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Ugh.  Sorry.  Okay, Las Vegas."
26024, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,
26025, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,"Okay, I’m not gonna have one."
26026, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Okay Ross come on let’s just forget about the condoms.
26027, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, then, why are you...  all dressed up??"
26028, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. "
26029, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,And this- is my reward!
26030, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Practical jokes.
26031, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Virgo?
26032, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait."
26033, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"Ohhh... Sure, yeah...  ..okay, it fits."
26034, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Monica,It will be my pleasure. 
26035, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Oh yeah, no, what’s that?"
26036, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Ross,"Aww, Pheeb, come on isn’t there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?"
26037, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,Of course there’s another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
26038, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie."
26039, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Yeah!!
26040, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Ross, Hey! I just heard. What's up?
26041, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… "
26042,,,6,Monica,
26043, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,No.
26044, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,Oh it’s so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
26045, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"Ha-ha, very funny—Look! I don’t know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!"
26046, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,I'm gonna do it. 
26047, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Ross,How rude.
26048, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Sure. It's just as well... I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch."
26049, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, believe me, it’s been a long time since I’ve been flung."
26050, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,No! Joey and Ross don’t know anything and Chandler still thinks that Phoebe’s pregnant.
26051, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! There’s a lot of theories that didn’t pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry."
26052, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica, Hey!
26053, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
26054, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it."
26055, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"Ok, you can not do this to me."
26056, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
26057, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Joey,"Uh, y'know what, we’re having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we’ll need a little more time to think about it."
26058, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me."
26059, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Oh y’know what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you."
26060, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"No, I’m-I’m not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with ""The."""
26061, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,You see Amanda and I have a very special...
26062, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,No.
26063, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Phoebe,"No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!"
26064,,,3,Phoebe,
26065, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Thank you.  All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?"
26066, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?"
26067, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,You were supposed to duck!!! Why didn’t you duck?
26068, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?"
26069, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Oh well, hey, Joey’s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he’ll be there."
26070, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy."
26071, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
26072, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell...  Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?"
26073, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica," No! Joey, we swore we’d never tell!"
26074, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey, Nana?
26075, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"Ok, ok, here we go."
26076, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Hey, you guys!"
26077, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,"Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?"
26078, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,
26079, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,"I, but you’re so close! No!"
26080, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut…"
26081, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?"
26082, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, okay, but Rachel’s gonna be here too, can’t I just ask her this stuff?"
26083, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Who was that?
26084, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8."
26085, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Me too!
26086, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica," okay, Pheebs, they’re gone."
26087, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
26088, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out."
26089, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
26090, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica,"God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!"
26091, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,Oh.
26092, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Okay.  It’s exactly how I’d imagined it would be.
26093, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’s okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager."
26094, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?"
26095, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"December 26th, huh maybe she’s Santa Clause."
26096, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. "
26097, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all ""Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..."" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!"
26098, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,You should be. You’re really on top of stuff..
26099, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,Thank you.
26100, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica, Yes!
26101, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel," Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye."
26102, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"All right people listen, I’ve got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again."
26103, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"I know. I know, but y’know condoms only work like 97% of the time."
26104, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again."
26105, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Have you seen Chandler?
26106, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean,  you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you."
26107, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Joey,Are you kidding? I love that guy!  Morning’s here! Morning is here—
26108, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Monica,How ya feelin’?
26109, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Yeah! Okay.  Phoebe, you look, I can’t."
26110, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,You still want to move in together right?
26111, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, I change my mind! "
26112, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
26113, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,"Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me ""Sex for Dummies"" as a joke."
26114, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.
26115, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Oh my God!
26116, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"No! But y'know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool."
26117, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,Well now it’s an empty bar.
26118, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"I, uh, think you already are."
26119, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,"Ok actually Mon, Matthew was just giving me his phone number."
26120, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross, No! Stop!
26121, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?"
26122, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,Ok.
26123, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and…"
26124, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"Richard's living room, drinking wine."
26125, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.
26126, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,A little late for that.
26127, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"All right, let just try it again. Really listen."
26128, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Oh it’s water under the bridge, forget it!"
26129, Piano bar,,9,Phoebe,Can you totally see through her shirt ?
26130, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Chandler,Go.
26131, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?"
26132, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Sure!
26133, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,Don’t touch me!!
26134, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Hi!
26135, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, are you okay?"
26136, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Okay  no, you do it."
26137, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey! How’s it goin’?
26138, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Joey, Heard about the leg burnin’ huh?
26139, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, that's over."
26140, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves."
26141, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,I do not.
26142, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
26143, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Oh okay, well I’m a masseuse, and I used to work at this place…"
26144, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh? "
26145, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…"
26146, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if you don't know I can't help you."
26147, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"It’s kind of embarrassing, y’know. I mean, I was an actor and now I’m a waiter. It’s supposed to go in the other direction."
26148, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,"Things you find in the ocean,  You're gonna be on ""Pyramid""!!"
26149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Now, that's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen ."
26150, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,You said number two.
26151, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,But I…
26152, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
26153, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"This is so cool, ‘til Monica gets back, it’s like I’m head chef and I get to make all the decisions. "
26154, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross,"Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate.  To the Bings."
26155, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, well… Y’know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?"
26156, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,"I know you didn’t, I was talking about Monica."
26157, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica, Oh wait! You didn’t just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
26158, Ross's new apartment," he is showing his boss, Dr, Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life,",5,Ross,Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
26159, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?"
26160, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,Oh God! Is that veal?
26161, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Rachel,No!
26162, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross,"Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble."
26163, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Rachel used to live in that room.
26164, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!"
26165, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!"
26166, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. "
26167, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,And a nice hot cider for Monica. 
26168, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize,  whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field."
26169, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"I would say, ""Woman, please!"""
26170, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wife there in-in chapter seven."
26171, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
26172, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,What is that?
26173, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,What?! You slept with Jason?
26174, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,Yeah.
26175, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,"Okay, so let’s play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!"
26176, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,Okay. 
26177, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I was in the car with Nancy all day.
26178, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie,",5,Joey," Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny."
26179, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Oh my God Monica, who is that?",8,Rachel,
26180, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,"Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once."
26181, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that."
26182, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didn’t happen."
26183, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.
26184, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Rachel,I don’t like sitting up here! I’m just gonna over… 
26185, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Wow! Great!  Wait, dad who-who’s cigarettes are these?"
26186, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Is this why they don’t like me or why you don’t like me?
26187, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,Uh-huh.
26188, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Monica,I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
26189, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross, Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
26190, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"No!! No! He’s not married, or involved, with anyone!"
26191, Ross's new apartment," he is showing his boss, Dr, Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life,",5,Ross,"A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished."
26192, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've..."
26193, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life."
26194, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day."
26195, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,"Yeah, were better off without them."
26196, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I-I don’t eat meat."
26197, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
26198, A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat  Well the moment’s over.,3,Phoebe,
26199, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, You have the power to do that?
26200, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"You're fly is open, Geller!"
26201, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,You mean a three pointer?
26202, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross, Okay.
26203, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,"Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge."
26204, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Chandler,"Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! "
26205, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,How do you know?
26206, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
26207, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?"
26208, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant…"
26209, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
26210, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,I love this friend thing!
26211, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,Yes it is. See. 
26212, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,I find Marion’s views far to progressionist.
26213, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. "
26214, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Rachel,"And if you need anything else, I——do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate."
26215, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude.  Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it."
26216, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross," Mee mee, mee-mee mee."
26217, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Monica,"Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile."
26218, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,Yeah.  A year ago..
26219, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,Oh! That is so thoughtful. 
26220, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,We’ve got to do something!
26221, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so…"
26222, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.
26223, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Chandler,Why did you take the shower curtain down?
26224, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,You’re a really good kisser.
26225, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Yes!
26226, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"No, no, we want to wait, right?"
26227, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,Rachel?
26228, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I heard you’re having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boy’s name is Sting’s son."
26229, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?"
26230, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Monica,"Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time."
26231, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!"
26232, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,I'm so sorry.
26233, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,You told them he was missing?
26234, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,Oh y’know what? Y’know what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman’s and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
26235, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,So but everything is normal.
26236, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,What? That's impossible.
26237, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs! <motions her to come over>
26238, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Jack!! Hey!
26239, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,That's okay.
26240, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,No.
26241, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,That would be advice!!
26242, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Can't do it, can you?"
26243, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,What was tonight?
26244, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
26245, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody! You’re a great catch! Y’know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn’t have to lie once. "
26246, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"I see your twenty, raise you twenty-five. "
26247, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,Not there.
26248, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh that’s not pretty.
26249, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,What?!
26250, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"I know! Monica’s gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?"
26251, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me."
26252, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Ross,What am I going to do?
26253, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
26254, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Ross, what's the matter?"
26255, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,He's a he?
26256, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,Really? Who-who have you taught?
26257, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.
26258, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,We’re gonna climb Mt. Everest!
26259, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,Then what is it?
26260, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Uh, 1030."
26261, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
26262, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,You are so great! I love you!
26263, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,
26264, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"No, we kinda broke up instead."
26265, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh?
26266, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Ross,I think it means he freaked out and left!
26267, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Look it’s not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door."
26268, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,G-sharp? Have you been studying the real names of the chords?  Oh my God!
26269, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
26270, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss…"
26271, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel," Get out, get out of my apartment."
26272, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little."
26273, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
26274, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Ross,"Oh, hi Chloe."
26275, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,"Ohh, I know one thing!"
26276, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Ross,Yes! My baby’s finally free!
26277, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Chandler,That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV.
26278, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Oh!  Wow!
26279, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Okay?
26280, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?"
26281, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial."
26282, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,You went out with Wallis Pincer?
26283, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Seriously?
26284, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Ross,"I’m getting married, to..day!!"
26285, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,"Oh yes I do. Otherwise what’s next? Today I’m just a guy who can’t finish a turkey, but tomorrow I’m the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just…I just—I gotta change my pants. "
26286, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
26287, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,"Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back."
26288, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"A little bit, yeah."
26289, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It’s so beautiful!
26290, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Yeah, of course. I can control myself. "
26291, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,What? What?
26292, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,You just give him a spoon baby!
26293, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, does it involve something to do with Pete’s computer company?"
26294, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,Okay. 
26295, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,"My son? Pretty serious.  What uh, what are you doing here?"
26296, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?
26297, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Monica,"Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us."
26298, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Chandler,Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
26299, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Finally!
26300, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?"
26301, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,So tell me about this girl?
26302, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!
26303, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Chandler,Hi!
26304, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Are you serious?
26305, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,Absolutely. Just give me your breast and we'll be on our way.
26306, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross,That’s right!
26307, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Please hurry.
26308, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,Hi.
26309, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Okay.  What ah, what is the matter with you? What’s going on?"
26310, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,What?
26311, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me."
26312, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,Hey!
26313, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
26314, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they’re probably not even listening!"
26315, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Ross,Good. Maybe he can switch it back.
26316, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Betrothed… 
26317, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
26318, Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman,9,Ross,"Oh, that's not what you want..."
26319, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Ooooh! Freeze him out.
26320, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"I hate my friends.  Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening."
26321, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,I can’t walk. Okay? Okay? These boots were a huge mistake!
26322, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,But it didn’t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
26323, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Ross,"Yes, I did, I did!  I should have written it down!"
26324, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Chandler,"So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?"
26325, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be."
26326, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,"Well, I was having a conversation."
26327, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,"Yeah, of course, Donald."
26328, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted."
26329, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Oooh I love it!
26330, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,Will you excuse me I have to um..... 
26331, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I know.
26332, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Chandler,What?
26333, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Phoebe,Wow!
26334, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Okay.
26335, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!"
26336, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,Nothing.
26337, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?"
26338, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Here, take a couple of these. "
26339, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,"Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake  Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was."
26340, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  We’re holding.,3,Rachel,
26341, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,That’s what you told me.
26342, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,Uh-huh.
26343, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,And it’s a magnet!
26344, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Rachel," Oh, please don’t get married before I do."
26345, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"All right, all right! Let’s just cut to the chase, okay?  I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar."
26346, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"NO!  Or, cut!You know, that's your call!"
26347, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"OK, is there a mute button on this woman?"
26348, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
26349, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,And smart!
26350, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,It's what you want. You should go.
26351, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, I’m fine, and y’know why? ‘Cause of all the riboflavin."
26352, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What?!?!
26353, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease."
26354, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,It’s my joke.
26355, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?"
26356, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
26357, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,So are we…friends again?
26358, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,so you don't think I'm a total freak
26359, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,What code?
26360, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,"Okay, anything for you sir?"
26361, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
26362, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?"
26363, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Monica,"Hey, the man’s dog just died."
26364, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,"Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we’re gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything."
26365, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here…"
26366, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,What you do mean?
26367, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel, Hey!
26368, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,The fake kind!
26369, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,"Me neither, y'know what-"
26370, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,What were you thinking?!
26371, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Yeah, that’s what you need a good…pill."
26372, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Thank you.
26373, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Okay.
26374, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Look Phoebe, I’m sorry it’s just…"
26375, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,That’s it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
26376, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Rachel,Okay.
26377, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name."
26378, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course, by that time in the future ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jump suits."
26379, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler,...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! 
26380, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,You won awards?
26381, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Phoebe,"If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay."
26382, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Joey,"Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?"
26383, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,"No idea! But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means ""you're gonna get eaten by a bear""."
26384, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe," Classy, uh?"
26385, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Ross," Answer faster, answer faster!"
26386, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe, How do you feel?
26387, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Take the top down did ya?
26388, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Oh my God.
26389, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,Now you know how you really feel about it.
26390, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.
26391, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,You do?
26392, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,That other play?
26393, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway."
26394, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!"
26395, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey sweetie!
26396, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,Really?!
26397, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,I met her at the library. I went in to pee.
26398, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Stop it Chandler.  I’m sorry too.
26399, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel," No, I know! I get it! It’s funny!"
26400, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,I know..
26401, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Chandler,Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
26402, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel,Hi
26403, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"No, I don’t think so."
26404, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,"Hey Leslie, how’d you know I’d be here?"
26405, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Um-hmm.  There we go. There it is.
26406, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,Phoebe!
26407, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me.
26408, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,"So, shouldn’t we go give her the benefit of the doubt before we go…snooping around her crotch?"
26409, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Rachel, Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Don’t go in there! Don’t go in there! I need another soda!
26410, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Ross,Yeah?
26411, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas."
26412, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Y’know what?
26413, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it."
26414, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey lovin,' he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo."
26415, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
26416, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!"
26417, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this.
26418, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Monica, What’s up?
26419, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,I don’t know.
26420, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think I’ll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer."
26421, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Monica,"Three down knows I’m married, what’s three down doin’?"
26422, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! 
26423, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,Seriously? She actually said that?
26424, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,This is kind of a classy place.
26425, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Okay!
26426, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, but I'm doing this."
26427, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Um, my present!"
26428, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, great!"
26429, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Yes I do! And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out…"
26430, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
26431, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Guess what?
26432, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe, I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
26433, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah! Why?
26434, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, um, I... All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you."
26435, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Monica,And who laminated it?
26436, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,"Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late."
26437, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,"What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors,  cute doctors, doctors who are cute!"
26438, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"Well, ??? think that�s us?"
26439, Chandler and Joey's," the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them,",4,Joey,"I don’t get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you "
26440, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much!"
26441, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,Really?!
26442, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,You should be. I'm very bendy.  I'm gonna kiss you now.
26443, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,But are you saying that you would move out if I didn’t buy that lamp?
26444, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,"I licked my arm, what?"
26445, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah.  Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together."
26446, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! "
26447, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
26448, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,There’s still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
26449, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Monica,Ross!
26450, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Well, it’s, it’s yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?"
26451, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Well, they painted over the word ‘Sapien’ for one thing, then they rearranged the figures, let’s just leave it at that."
26452, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Joey, just-just he-he’s new in town and I know he doesn’t have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. I’ll really appreciate it."
26453, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. Oh, can I come?"
26454, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Chandler,Are you judging them by their covers? Because you’re really not supposed to do that.
26455, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,Okay.
26456, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey, What audition?
26457, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that..."
26458, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,Oh.
26459, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of..."
26460, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,What?
26461, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
26462, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room."
26463, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Why?!
26464, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that…garbage chute. "
26465, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,Hey! Hi!
26466, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,What?!
26467, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross, Ok!... Uh... excuse me? Yeah?
26468, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,As much as they love you?
26469, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,Oh hey!
26470, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Real estate, huh? Hmmm..."
26471, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,Ok.
26472, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Oh good!
26473, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,Here you go.
26474, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Oh, you said it Mike.  Aw! There's got to be a better way!"
26475, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Your parents’?
26476, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,"Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount..."
26477, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey,"Yeah, me too. "
26478, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
26479, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I'm not telling. 
26480, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people."
26481, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,"Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together."
26482, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"I am sorry, I don’t know, I am sorry, I don’t know why I did that!"
26483, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,"No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab."
26484, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,...Valentine's day...
26485, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
26486, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica, Maybe she will. Uh! Why couldn't I have been a Reverend?
26487, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in."
26488, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"All right, you’re telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?"
26489, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums."
26490, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,"Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores.  You know, we as a group are not the coolest."
26491, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
26492, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"So, ah... Any plans for the summer?"
26493, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head."
26494, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!"
26495, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!
26496, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Ross,"No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account."
26497, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,Yes! 
26498, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Bye!
26499, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Monica,What?
26500, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica,"Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean... Monica clean."
26501, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!  What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name."
26502, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! "
26503, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross," Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? It’s not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!"
26504, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Phoebe,Hi Emily!
26505, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit.  You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?"
26506, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Yeah, exactly."
26507, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Absolutely.
26508, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Well, anyway, I got to go change, I’m ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks."
26509, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!
26510, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too."
26511, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,Don't you just love it?
26512, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,Oh.
26513, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Yes! Hell yes!
26514, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,Because it was fate that made me call you today!
26515, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source."
26516, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
26517, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Why don’t you just give him to somebody else?
26518, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
26519, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,Maybe nobody's tried this.
26520, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler, Hey!
26521, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"You could say ""Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?"" "
26522, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
26523, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,How do you mean?
26524, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"Oh, we could do this all day."
26525, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler, Yes.
26526, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line."
26527, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour."
26528, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Are you sure?
26529, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! 
26530, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Well, do you care about friendship?"
26531, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, I'm very angry at him, because he slept with me and never called me back."
26532, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"""... Sarah. I dig you"", Uh? ""Doctor Ross Geller""."
26533, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Well obviously I won’t be able to come, for those of you who haven’t checked their calendars today is my due date. Well y’know, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great you’ve been during this time. I really couldn’t have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant."
26534, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Ross," That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him."
26535, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'"
26536, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me."
26537, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying ‘I’ll see you Saturday.’"
26538, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Well, I have a girlfriend, I’m-I’m happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy."
26539, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Joey,Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
26540, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,"I can’t do it. I’m sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me...."
26541, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,No its really okay… Monica!
26542, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"Well, I-I said yes."
26543, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,"Somebody was using his head. Hey, let's check out the rest of the place."
26544, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship."
26545, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Sort of…
26546, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Ross,So that’s two of my wives.
26547, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing."
26548, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,What the hell am I supposed to do!
26549, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,"Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?"
26550, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Joey,"Uh-oh, shht! The Misses."
26551, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,How about the closet by the bathroom? 
26552, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,Anymore!!
26553, After dinner,,3,Rachel,Yeah. That’s Daddy.
26554, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,I love you!
26555, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"Yeah, like I could lose it."
26556, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Monica,Did the girl ever let you ride it?
26557, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Joey, So you’re the gynaecologist?
26558, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Ah, let me see!  Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?"
26559, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  Why can’t I tell them that we live together?,6,Chandler,
26560, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.
26561, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Sweetie that’s it.
26562, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Gimme back my monkey.
26563, Central Perk,,9,Joey, Thank you!
26564, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo’s manuscript. I don’t see how he could ever forgive her.
26565, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross," Look, I took it too far!"
26566, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee."
26567, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Sounds good.
26568, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,This doesn't feel weird!
26569, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
26570, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler," Sure, nice."
26571, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry."
26572, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Monica, how are you gonna do that?"
26573, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Joey,The Red Ross! Okay.
26574, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Wow, Rhonda."
26575, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!"
26576, N,"Y,U, Ross’s new class, this time he’s actually about to do a lecture,",8,Ross,"So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.  Now as for the hydrosaurs…"
26577, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
26578, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother.  I've done it again."
26579, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God..."
26580, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"No, no! "
26581, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?"
26582, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,What? Why?
26583, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,"Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants."
26584, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"If like the four of us could all y’know, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emily’s coming into town this weekend, why don’t you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?"
26585, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,"I’m with you Chandler! I mean I can’t have sex with a sick person either, that’s disgusting! But I’m not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe."
26586, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,Thank you! Thank you! 
26587, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?"
26588, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Monica,All right. The super couldn’t figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldn’t figure out what it did. I’ve had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
26589, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,We fell asleep! That is all.
26590, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Ross,Huh. This is nice.
26591, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Joey,"Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs."
26592, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,God?
26593, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, no thank you. "
26594, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Eh... Heart Disease, Alzheimers, gout?"
26595, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,"I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we can’t date. It’s against the rules. It’s forbidden."
26596, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,How are we gonna decide who gets this?
26597, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica,I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
26598, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Monica,Sorry. So how’s it going with Joey?
26599, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Joey, Lucky bastard!
26600, A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat  Thank you!,3,Phoebe,
26601, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,This is unbelievable.
26602, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on we’ll make time to hang out with each other."
26603, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,Yes.
26604, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Sure. It's just as well... I mean, last year wasn't very good. I think she's losing her touch."
26605, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Hey, you’re not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!"
26606, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Phoebe,"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so..."
26607, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,Is it a meatball sub?
26608, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,That's sweet. Drink your hair.
26609, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Monica,"God, I feel so guilty about Ross."
26610, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Thanks.  I think you got it!
26611, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Well, you know Chandler."
26612, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,Okay.
26613, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean y’know, emotionally, mentally, physically…"
26614, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Y’know, start the heeling process?"
26615, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily!  That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!"
26616, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"All right, y’know—Fine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! "
26617, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,In 1981 you were 13!
26618, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen."
26619, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah! And look,  And then after the baby’s born, they’re great for shoplifting melons."
26620, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"If you win, we give up the birds."
26621, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Thanks! I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago."
26622, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Rachel,Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
26623, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt!  Here David, you should just go."
26624, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
26625, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,How is that ever going to happen?!
26626, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,I can't tell you what I know.
26627, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,Oh that’s nice.
26628, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,I do like that.
26629, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?"
26630, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,"Yeah, we'll be okay."
26631, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Hey—whoa, slow down.  Wow!"
26632, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,And she feels the same way?
26633, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,Here we go! Here we go!
26634, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,It’s gotta be the first one.
26635, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Rachel,Oh! Ross is sooo great!
26636, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,…that you actually…
26637, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Yeah, but I’m the only one related by blood."
26638, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,Hi Pheebs!
26639, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
26640, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,That’s-that’s my nubbin.
26641, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, ""You suck"" and ""shut up and go home""."
26642, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,So?
26643, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Monica,"Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone."
26644, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
26645, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,More so than anything else.
26646, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"If you wanted to punish them, you should’ve just made them hang out here!"
26647, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...
26648, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Hey!
26649, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Yes, it's also 2003."
26650, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,Oh.
26651, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel, Got a job on a river boat?
26652, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff."
26653, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Bing, what an unusual name."
26654, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Oh.
26655, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Oh—I don't know.
26656, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Monica,Hormones.
26657, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,I’d better go pack.
26658, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Hey!
26659, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,"No-no, let me in!"
26660, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Are you serious?
26661, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Oh, I can't. Because I-I've seen them."
26662, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe," Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said."
26663, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,Get out.
26664, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,YOU'RE FIRED! 
26665, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something."
26666, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on."
26667, Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling,3,Chandler,Night-night.....Janice. 
26668, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,You’re just staring into space.
26669, Classroom," Joey is coaching his student,",3,Joey,Whoa. That was really good.
26670, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you  Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!"
26671, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Y’know all my friends think this is weird.
26672, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Monica! Stop it!
26673, The Department Store," Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section,",2,Joey,"Mornin'.  I said, mornin'."
26674, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Hi!
26675, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,A lesson in the importance of unagi. 
26676, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,Are we off the bridge?
26677, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"I missed most of the party  Charlie's a girl, right?"
26678, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
26679, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"He’s great! I mean we have such a good time together! He’s so funny, and sooo sweet, and I’m not attracted to him at all!!"
26680, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Thank you, Joey."
26681, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Guys! I’m not pregnant.
26682, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh thank God.
26683, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag."
26684, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,We are NOT signing those papers.
26685, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,"Thanks. Yeah, I figure if I wear these in my scenes at least I won’t get spit in the eyes, y’know?"
26686, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,I don't know.
26687, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,I'm sorry too.
26688, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"Where do you think,  Zelda?"
26689, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,Who's there?
26690, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Really?
26691, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula."
26692, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?"
26693, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,"Oh, wake up!"
26694, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey.
26695, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,"Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in."
26696, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!"
26697, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, is this the bug lady?"
26698, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Monica,I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. 
26699, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
26700, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Monica,I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends…
26701, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Oh, baths are so relaxing!"
26702, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God!
26703, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  Take whatever you want, just please don’t hurt me.",7,Chandler,
26704, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I'll take some of that."
26705, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh good. Good, because I’m sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks."
26706, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,Hi!
26707, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Okay.
26708, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Joey,Hey!
26709, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler," Okay, for the last time. It’s not named for each individual man."
26710, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel,Barry?
26711, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I went to Egypt with my dad.
26712, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,"Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about."
26713, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? "
26714, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you."
26715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel, Hey!
26716, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,And a glass of tepid water. 
26717, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,Where’re you going?
26718, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Hey!
26719, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler," Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?"
26720, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,"Listen Rachel, I feel really bad about—What are you doing? "
26721, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Okay, uh, how about, how about—y’know what? We could play a new game. A new game, it’s fun."
26722, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler,"Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay."
26723, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,Just don’t pick up your phone.
26724, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked."
26725, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’s that I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!
26726, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,No.
26727, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,"Good, so do I"
26728, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you…hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?"
26729, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?"
26730, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,You’re actually going through with this?
26731, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe," Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!"
26732, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be?
26733, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Let's run towards them!
26734, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Thank you! So, did-did he get it?"
26735, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?"
26736, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Rachel,Homo.
26737, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Okay!
26738, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,"Huh. Well, y'know that’s actually a really good idea, because that way they’ll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too."
26739, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah I guess, a little."
26740, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,Hi.
26741, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Hey! Got champagne?
26742, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe, What?
26743, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Monica,Every year.
26744, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Joey,What is the big deal? 
26745, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,Unbelievable!
26746, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,"Well, I don’t think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe that’s just because I am not emotionally unavailable!"
26747, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Hey, don’t mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
26748, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
26749, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,You got it. Good woman!  Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
26750, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’"
26751, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Je depli mblue.
26752, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,All right.
26753, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Hello!
26754, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,Why?
26755, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
26756, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Oh? Yeah! Sure!
26757, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey, Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
26758, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,"Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go."
26759, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know, if-if kids like to play with Capri pants."
26760, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Phoebe," Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... "
26761, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. "
26762, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler, What’s this?
26763, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
26764, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin."
26765, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt."
26766, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Hi!
26767, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,Just kidding. Ahh!
26768, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"No, I-I figured you would've picked a blond guy."
26769, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,Hey!
26770, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,Me neither.
26771, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,Hey Gunther.
26772, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,It's like a gift.
26773, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,You do? Why?
26774, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Yep.
26775, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!"
26776, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Again, it's not that he…"
26777, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Monica,"Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less."
26778, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,That's like a woman wanting to be a...
26779, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,Why?!
26780, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"You, you want me to help you with that?"
26781, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,
26782, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,Lots of responses.
26783, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Ross," See, I see.... big passion in your future."
26784, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Well done.",8,Phoebe,
26785, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, no wonder I don't feel full."
26786, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
26787, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Nah. I kept myself busy.
26788, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Mindy.
26789, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,OH! SON OF A BITCH!
26790, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica,What's so bad about that?
26791, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
26792, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do....  I mean—I'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry."
26793, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,Yep! And lot’s of it!
26794, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Anyone else? Huh? Bring ‘em on!
26795, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Sure, if you cared enough to call it first."
26796, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler, Oh my God!
26797, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid."
26798, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,
26799, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"But honey, I think she’s moving in with Chandler."
26800, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,Feburary 16th.
26801, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,Wow!
26802, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Hair transplant.
26803, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Rachel,Oh wow! This is so cool.
26804, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Monica,Chandler! What are you doing here?
26805, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Ross,You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
26806, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Sorry!
26807, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,"Honey, the question is…do you really want to marry Joey?"
26808, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. . Tails! Monica, she's yours!"
26809, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel," No, I know! I get it! It’s funny!"
26810, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,I feel violated. And not in a good way.
26811, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross, Rachel won’t talk to me! She won’t even open the door!
26812, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,Really?!
26813, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much."
26814, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,"No, you messed it up. You’re stupid."
26815, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe, Please?
26816, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler, What?
26817, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
26818, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I’m not here! That’s just my Chinese food!
26819, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel."
26820, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,"Hi! Ok, you're ready to go pick up Phoebe and go shopping?"
26821, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,I'll be right there!
26822, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,This is the most special day of our lives.
26823, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
26824, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,Sure.  You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?
26825, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?"
26826, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,No!
26827, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross,"She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her!  WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!"
26828, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Ross,What?
26829, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,You make up songs?
26830, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me."
26831, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
26832, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,"What? Guys, I'm not."
26833, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,I'm so confused!
26834, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,I'm wearing pantyhose!
26835, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Hurry!
26836, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out."
26837, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it."
26838, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,"Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States."
26839, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,Gotcha.
26840, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard."
26841, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey," The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!"
26842, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold!  She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like."
26843, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Monica,
26844, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, Chandler why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you."
26845, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,I think she’s checking out your beehive Ross.
26846, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I think she’s lonely.
26847, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Then you’re not invited. 
26848, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,How come?!
26849, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,It says “Do it!”. And behold she did adopt onto them a baby. And it was good.
26850, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in."
26851, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,"If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the corn rose?"
26852, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,Which... which... which... Which one is it?
26853, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"I know, it’s sick."
26854, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler," Ok, look! Enough is enough!"
26855, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,We actually missed it.
26856, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Hey you guys, guess what?"
26857, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you."
26858, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh! Nice try, but you don’t get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap!  No I take that back!"
26859, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,"No, you're the best."
26860, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey, Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get?
26861, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Fancy.
26862, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?"
26863, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,It’s nice.
26864, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Uh Phoebe?
26865, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,How do you know?
26866, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,Well you could’ve untied it with your hands.
26867, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,"Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly..."
26868, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica," Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?"
26869, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"But, but wh-what about us?"
26870, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey," Now, I can have milk everyday."
26871, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,Maybe it’s a universal thing?
26872, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh,  I'm still in love with you Ross."
26873, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,Ohh. 
26874, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,Who's Rick?
26875, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Here it comes. Our first kiss.
26876, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Joey, Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck huh?
26877, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"Y'okay, Phoebe?"
26878, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"It’s not for me, it’s for Rachel."
26879, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,What we want honey.
26880, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,Oh.
26881, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,"And if you wait right here, I’ll go get Ross. "
26882, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler, Hey!
26883, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,Okay then I don’t have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!
26884, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!"
26885, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Ross,"Oh, no!"
26886, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,"Well, if we owe it?  Oh my… When is Joey gonna be home?"
26887, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Hey!
26888, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,has your girlfriend got the butt?
26889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Well, well, you said it was practice!"
26890, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica."
26891, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,That was amazing!
26892, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Joey, come on! We just went over this! "
26893, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,I love it at Joey’s!
26894, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Joey,"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!"
26895, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"Okay, wait, you gotta hang up ‘cause we’re gonna be late."
26896, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, switch! Switch! Switch!!"
26897, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know."
26898, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, she’s been out there for twenty minutes, I’m surprised you didn’t hear her on the way over."
26899, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,Hey.
26900, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,"Cool, girl roommate."
26901, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel,"Oh, okay. Will you take my place?"
26902,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!"
26903, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Ye-e-es!!
26904, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,Excuse me?
26905, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Are you sure?
26906, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Well where's Amanda?
26907, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,"It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isn’t fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake!  I was gonna propose tonight."
26908, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica, Oh my God!
26909, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,So…What?
26910, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"What, now you’re not even taking to me?  Look Rachel, I-I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought I’d lost you, I didn’t know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I don’t cheat right, I, that’s not me, I’m not Joey!"
26911, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,How?
26912, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel, Okay.
26913, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,You're-you're what?!
26914, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,What?
26915, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things..."
26916, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Whew. Although y’know, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean… I guess y’know it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?"
26917, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,I know!  What?!
26918, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,You got off the plane.
26919, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along.  Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already."
26920, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,"Oh hey but, before you guys do that  I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you."
26921, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he’s gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I can’t.  But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it."
26922, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Emma.
26923, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,"I know, yeah."
26924, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?"
26925, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?"
26926, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous.  I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats."
26927, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey, I can hear that!
26928, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!
26929, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,"No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan."
26930, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
26931, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms.  You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?"
26932, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,We’re all right.
26933, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,Whoa! 
26934, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible."
26935, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Hey, listen you ah...."
26936, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,"Joey, you look nothing like Ben."
26937, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. "
26938, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Hey, what time is it?"
26939, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!"
26940, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!"
26941, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel," Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there."
26942, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,I just feel awful.
26943, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler, There he is!
26944, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"No, we can go to Williamsburg."
26945, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,"Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency."
26946, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s coffee."
26947, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,What?
26948, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing."
26949, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, here’s where I win all my money back! "
26950, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica," Joey, Joey."
26951, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,And! She uses sex as a weapon!
26952, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,All right. 
26953, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Joey,"Sorry, that was wax."
26954, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
26955, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,"Oopsey, missed it!"
26956, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us."
26957, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler, That's what I was doing too.
26958, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?"
26959, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two."
26960, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Okay listen, y’know when you move in Rachel’s room is gonna be empty, you wanna talk about what we want to do with it?"
26961, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,…will be two months…
26962, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,A four and a nine.
26963, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on."
26964, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Hi!
26965, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross, That would be nice.
26966, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,Come on! Come on. Come on.
26967, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now, Instead, a beautiful woman is working,",6,Joey,"Oh, you’re kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? I’m an actor; I’m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall."
26968, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,…and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!
26969, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Phoebe, Oh God!
26970, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs, you're leaking?"
26971, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler," Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume…"
26972, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Are you asking permission to break the pact?
26973, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"No. No. It’s just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, I’m pretty sure I saw a little spark between them."
26974, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel, I'm gonna do it.
26975, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over."
26976, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college!"
26977, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,What about  Monica.
26978, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up."
26979, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"Ohhh, yeah!"
26980, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,Oh my God. I mean…
26981, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Well he is! Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about! My goodness, in fact, I’m the one that’s making him wait!"
26982, Hospital,,10,Ross,I'm feeling better.
26983, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Okay, a thousand."
26984, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Phoebe,"I did it! One mile on a hippity-hop! That’s it!! That’s everything I wanted to do before I was thirty. Oh, except I wanted to patch things up with my sister. But oh well. Yay!! "
26985, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s too bad.
26986, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian."
26987, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"That’s a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?"
26988, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about."
26989, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
26990, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"All right, all right, we’ll just do our best. Okay? So let’s say I’m the interviewer and I’m meeting you for the first time. Okay. ""Hi! Come on in, I’m uh, Regina Philange."""
26991, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,Hey.
26992, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Well, I’m-I’m just glad I could, y’know, help you out."
26993, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,"That’s correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? "
26994, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,"They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say ""No"", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again."
26995, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica,"Well, what kind of food is he looking for?"
26996, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
26997, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,"Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying...  Stop lying!"
26998, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,Congratulations!
26999, The Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill,",4,Ross,"I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face."
27000, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,"For my last birthday you gave me a hug!  Okay, read the card! Read the card!"
27001, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
27002, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.
27003, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
27004, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe," No, answer his."
27005, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler," So, how did you enjoy the play?"
27006, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,Me.
27007, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,I can do that for the kids.
27008, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, I’ll be right back!"
27009, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler," Oh, really?"
27010, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Phoebe,Oh my God!  Stop looking in here!
27011, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"So you uh, want to do something tonight?"
27012, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,That is not a problem.
27013, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!"
27014, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"Well I’m Monica Geller, ball like a baby."
27015, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, well, maybe now it’s not okay."
27016, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?"
27017, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, doctor says any minute now."
27018, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"I’m going to…uh…I’m going to, um, put the bourbon in it at home."
27019, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough."
27020, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Okay.
27021, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!"
27022, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!"
27023, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,What happened?
27024, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,"Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!"
27025, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…"
27026, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,"We weren’t picking up, it’s Amanda!"
27027, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this."
27028, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,Okay.
27029, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Joey,Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
27030, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
27031, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... "
27032, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,I'm gonna do it. 
27033, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,"No, no don’t get mad because look—this is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, ""What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!"" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!"
27034, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!"
27035, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,"Uhm... well, they're not in the wedding."
27036, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this."
27037, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica, Anybody tell you?
27038, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure  Hi. How are ya?",4,Chandler,
27039, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"Yes, it was. "
27040, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Here’s the plan! Okay? I’m going to leave you get a look at Brenda’s bra!
27041, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,A what?
27042, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,I think we found a place.
27043, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, Okay.
27044, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,"Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther? "
27045, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Shh!  Of course, why don’t we go inside?"
27046, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,What are you doing?
27047, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"No, I sat in the paint."
27048, Monica and Chandler's,"  Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.",7,Monica,
27049, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,"Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about."
27050, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?"
27051, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"I, uh, I'll go see. "
27052, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross,"Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here’s what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing."
27053, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do."
27054, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.
27055, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?"
27056, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,You stink!
27057, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!"
27058, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Ross,"No real-, honey, really it’s fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye"
27059, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"But, I never left the room!"
27060, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,What?!
27061, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey,"Let it go, Ross."
27062, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"Well I’m Monica Geller, ball like a baby."
27063, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers."
27064, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"Honey, what are you doing? That’s too heavy."
27065, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the interest of powering through ..."
27066, Tap Class," Monica is standing by the door,",1,Monica,In. 
27067, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Guess whose middle name is Muriel.
27068, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!"
27069, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel," Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?"
27070, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"That's right, you're not. You're a nurse. You're Nurse With Tray. "
27071, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe, You did it!
27072, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,What did he tell you?
27073, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors."
27074, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica, Oh my God!
27075, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,Hi.
27076, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,No-no-no-no-no we came together!
27077, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,"Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin."
27078, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,Um-hmm.
27079, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,Okay. And it’s not just chicks y'know? It’s all kinds of other animals!
27080, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,Okay. 
27081, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,No-no.
27082, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? "
27083, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Okay. Wait! Wait!
27084, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Sure!
27085, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste."
27086, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,"Looks good, uh?"
27087, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,What-what-what is so funny?
27088, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,"And that’s why, I’m not inviting you in for a drink.  Bye."
27089, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
27090, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel, Hey!
27091, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,You still want that baby?
27092, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,"Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!"
27093, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,
27094, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
27095, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,Hey! You don’t get a say in this!
27096, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!"
27097, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Okay.
27098, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend."
27099, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,Alright  I feel youger already! 
27100, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey, Hey guys!
27101, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,She has to know that your not ready.
27102, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,Calm down. Maybe you’re not pregnant.
27103, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Phoebe,I'm so lucky I married you.
27104, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,Serious?
27105, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler, Ew.
27106, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"Yeah, she said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day."
27107, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Sure! Got to!
27108, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel," Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!"
27109, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"Thank you Gunther, put it there.  Thank you."
27110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Really? Really?!
27111, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,Okay.
27112, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,He's a brilliant diagnostician!
27113, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel," No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!"
27114, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,I love you!
27115, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Chandler,"Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights."
27116, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Feminist issue. That's where I went!
27117, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Then where the hell have you been?!
27118, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica,Please... Chandler is the love of my life... 
27119, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Joey,"Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago."
27120, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Well…
27121, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. "
27122, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,And processing.
27123, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"Hey, where’s uh, where’s mom?"
27124, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal."
27125, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,You go get ‘em.  What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
27126, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not."
27127, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Rach, I think you’re reading a little too much into it."
27128, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,Wow you guys got a hospital?  Fancy!
27129, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"Y’know what? I-I think that umm, I don’t feel like going to The Plaza."
27130, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"To be fair, he doesn’t seem to be impersonating Fonzie…"
27131, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas."
27132, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,You just give him a spoon baby!
27133, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about ‘bah-bah-bha-bhan?’"
27134, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,The young hot ball and chain.
27135, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,You’re jealous of Princess Caroline?
27136, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!"
27137, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.
27138, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"We said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know?"
27139, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey," Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?"
27140, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, Emma is napping...  what happened to your shirt?"
27141, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,Oh my God!
27142, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey, Rightie-O Ray!
27143, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,"Oh, I’m-I’m not working tomorrow."
27144, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, And-and you?!
27145, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns..."
27146, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Joey, we just saw you come in. You ran past us on the stairs."
27147, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job."
27148, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,What?!
27149, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica, We will!!
27150, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you must stop shooping."
27151, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,That kinda sounds like your dream dude.
27152, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I can handle it. No, I’m a professional. "
27153, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough."
27154, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross, I'm calling Mom.
27155, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,I love this game!!
27156, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,"Relax Ross, we'll be ready. It only takes us two minutes to get dressed."
27157, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Fine, we'll call the next one Ella."
27158, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,"I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron."
27159, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,Rachel!
27160, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather."
27161, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid."
27162, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
27163, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Joey, I have never known love like this.
27164, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, thank you."
27165, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Phoebe,"Oh hey hi, he’s doing it. He’s breaking down the door. "
27166, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Hey guys. 
27167, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross," Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?"
27168, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin’ chips is like stretching.
27169, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Don’t you love the huge yard?
27170, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster!
27171, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,I'm still looking through mine...
27172, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross, I'm sure he'll understand.
27173, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
27174, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Joey,"Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it."
27175, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"That’s a good idea, ‘Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday’. I would like to get her something serious."
27176, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
27177, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you bet."
27178, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,"Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, it’s just time to move on.  Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again."
27179, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,"I said, ""Like what?"""
27180, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,"Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?"
27181, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Well, when it’s not right, you know it."
27182, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Well, I-I—there was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore."
27183, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel, Hi.
27184, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,"Well this is great. Y’know, those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today, she’s really depressed."
27185, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?"
27186, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,"Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it.  I'll let myself out."
27187, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said ""Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's"" and he said.. <pause> He said.. ""Joey you stink at lying."" What am I going to do?"
27188, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,What?!
27189, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Yeah. 
27190, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel," So umm, what's this book about?"
27191, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, you know what? You're gonna get it. I-I-I-I can feel it."
27192, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Okay mommy, don’t ever leave me. "
27193, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,"Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!"
27194, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Thank you.  Well, I guess we have some time to kill."
27195, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe,What?!
27196, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Done! I did it! Heh, who’s stupid now? "
27197, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"All right, I'm nine years old."
27198, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,Wow! I’m honored! And y’know what I’m gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
27199, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!"
27200, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,Y-sure!
27201, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Aren't you...?
27202, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,I didn't know Monica had these!
27203, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,That's the rule.
27204, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this."
27205, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.
27206, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
27207, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"You want to see her again, right?"
27208, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica," Phoebe, good work."
27209, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Uh-huh.
27210, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Monica,About what?
27211, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
27212, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Ross,"Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this.  Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations."
27213, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,Why’re you so tired?
27214, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica," Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up."
27215, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Nothing! I said, I said ""You're so great"" and then I just, I just stopped talking!"
27216, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,"What?! You mean they’re not coming to a social event where there’s no men and there’s no booze?! That’s shocking! I don’t care, as long as my mom’s here."
27217, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Actually, technically, I didn’t."
27218, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry I spoiled you’re evening."
27219, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,Your thoughts? Plural?
27220, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,What about all that “friends forever” stuff?
27221, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes,",8,Rachel," Hi, sweetie."
27222, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Hey!
27223, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh…  …fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?"
27224, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Phoebe,What are you doing?
27225, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,It's locked.
27226, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,"Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her."
27227, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Joey,Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!
27228, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,I’m so sorry.
27229, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Me too.
27230, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey," Hey, so what is the big surprise?"
27231, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
27232, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Chandler,-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
27233, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,No!
27234, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler, Hey!
27235, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe," No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now."
27236, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica, Chandler!
27237, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, ‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam!"
27238, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"No no no, go-"
27239, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.
27240, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Oh hey!
27241, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill..."
27242, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Now?
27243, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, oh and you know, if she gets upset, just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snout. "
27244, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,What?
27245, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Monica,"Rachel, what are you doing? It’s freezing out here. Would you come back inside?"
27246, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,Wait you stole those from these people’s wedding?
27247, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,Morning.
27248, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"Oh-oh, absolutely!"
27249, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is."
27250, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,...Oh crap!
27251, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Rachel,"Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom."
27252, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Hey Rach, aren’t these candlesticks  mine?"
27253, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, could somebody give me a hand with this zipper?"
27254, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Eh, you work for that."
27255, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress."
27256, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Oh. 
27257, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey," Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out."
27258, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Ahh…
27259, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Thank you.
27260, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,"Well then, do it better!"
27261, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really haven’t thought about it that much."
27262, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Wow. Umm… Huh… I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
27263, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You did a minute ago!
27264, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,"Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. It’s no big deal, it’s not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben.  Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isn’t that fun?"
27265, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,So? What do you think of the house?
27266, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"Hello!  Ohh, kids love me."
27267, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
27268, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,Hey!
27269, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,Really? Male nurses?
27270, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman ,4,Chandler,
27271, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,I got a maid. Yay!
27272, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,Oh good.
27273, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
27274, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,Hello.
27275, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,The actress!
27276, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe, Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!
27277, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,Interesting!  Can I see you for a second?
27278, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
27279, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
27280, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Pity food? Y'know what that’s okay, all right, I don’t need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays."
27281, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Chandler,So what was it for anyway?
27282, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!"
27283, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now."
27284, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Rachel,Hey.
27285, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,"Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it’s always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year I’m going to make them cry."
27286, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay."
27287, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Demi Moore.
27288, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,"That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed."
27289, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow.
27290, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Hey Joey?
27291, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Sure!  But hey, you know this way sounds good too."
27292, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Monica,"Wow, that's a big cable bill! Huh, you don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn… on a Saturday afternoon?!  I was in the house! "
27293, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,She is gonna hate me.
27294, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Sure?
27295, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Ross, Joey!
27296, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, it’s like a dirty math problem."
27297, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,I’m not talking to her!
27298, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, it’s-it’s so great. But at the same time I’m thinking, ""Well, I’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."""
27299, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler, I did!
27300, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,You said girl!
27301, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, just as well, I broke this one."
27302, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Okay.
27303, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Santa? Really?
27304, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,Everything? Even the TV?
27305, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel, owwwww...
27306, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"No. No, see when I first meet somebody it’s uh it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating."
27307, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,"Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer."
27308, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Hey!
27309, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that."
27310, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,No.
27311, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Oh, she’s so tiny.  Where’d she go?"
27312, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Hey.
27313, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"Well, who wouldn’t?!"
27314, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica," Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much."
27315, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, that’s always a painful time! Y’know your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while you’re sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag."
27316, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,Gimmie! 
27317, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Hey! Look, if it didn’t work it’s because you didn’t tell it right! Show me how you did it."
27318, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,"Hey, y’know what? I’m not waiting! I’m gonna push this baby out! I’m doing it! I mean it’s what? Three centimeters? That’s gotta be like this! "
27319, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it’s so sad they never had a chance to meet."
27320, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"Oh my god, we killed Bob!"
27321, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"See ya. Well, this is just us."
27322, The Philly,,3,Ross,"What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up."
27323, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica, Y’know what’s weird?
27324, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Okay. 
27325, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
27326, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,"Mine stole my newspaper! It’s like a crime wave!!  Pheebs, you uh, you got a second."
27327, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.",1,Phoebe,
27328, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Okay, give me a second!  Did you clean up in here?"
27329, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away."
27330, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Why did you invite my mother?!
27331, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, wait!"
27332, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Phoebe,Is he alright?
27333, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
27334, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Phoebe,We’re just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
27335, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,Yeah.
27336, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,Hey.
27337, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Phoebe,Oh!
27338, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Morning.
27339, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Yeah that’s great Paul, but y’know I wanna know what——Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Y’know they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours."
27340, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"And y'know what, I’m gonna, I’m gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, I’m gonna stop by around 830."
27341, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,"I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor."
27342, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Yeah! I’m gonna have a boyfriend, you’re gonna have a girlfriend…"
27343, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
27344, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Well…honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out."
27345, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer...  What are you doing?
27346, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"That’s better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. "
27347, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?"
27348, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock’s a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?"
27349, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,Any luck?
27350, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,"Well, there you go."
27351, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"Sure, ok, yeah."
27352, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,But you are?
27353, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.
27354, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
27355, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"You’ve seen it, the Geller Yeller."
27356, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
27357, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
27358, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,pel.
27359, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,No!
27360, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,Umm…
27361, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,You did?
27362, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,Oh my God!
27363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Yes! 
27364, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,"No, no! We made this decision together."
27365, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Get out!
27366, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler, It’s spreading already.
27367, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Yeah that didn’t sound like me.
27368, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey, I know!
27369, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,What did I just say?
27370, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,No don’t! Go back to repeating!
27371, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,Oh-ooh!
27372, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Hello?
27373, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Thank you Phoebe.
27374, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,Fine! Fine!  Oh-oh!
27375, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Um, hum."
27376, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,Mean it?
27377, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
27378, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,What? Honey.
27379, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going."
27380, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,You heard her too?! You have the gift!
27381, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,Joey.
27382, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"That’s a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to…to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things."
27383, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work."
27384, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, which museum?"
27385, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Just, just, just pick one!"
27386, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I don’t—can’t get up."
27387, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel, 'Gone for more jars. Back later. Monica Geller.'
27388, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler," Oh, just a bit of shopping. How've you been?"
27389, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it."
27390, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s a secret. Oh goodie! Yes! We haven’t done the secret thing in a long time."
27391, Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning,,9,Phoebe,"you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious."
27392, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Stevie the TV?
27393, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,Nothing! I swear to God I didn’t know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didn’t believe in soul mates. So…
27394, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"That's a, that's a long time."
27395, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,Yeah.
27396, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Phoebe, Oh my God!!
27397, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Yes, it's also 2003."
27398, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe," Right, OK, serious poker."
27399, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-you’ll let it go."
27400, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,Oh.
27401, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in… I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?"
27402, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel."
27403, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,
27404, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,And the fireplace in the bedroom.
27405, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Which is why Asteroids is perfect! It’s the oldest game!
27406, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,"I dunno, well he got over the ""We were on a break"" thing really quickly."
27407, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,That was like 5 years ago.
27408, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"Well, what about Mindy?"
27409, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Honey, he’s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I’m just sorry we don’t got popcorn."
27410, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Oh, damn it!"
27411, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs—"
27412, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married."
27413, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler," There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!"
27414, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really haven’t thought about it that much."
27415, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Ross,I do.
27416, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh yeah. All right, back to work."
27417, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"But between you and Phoebe, I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe."
27418, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,But we don’t do that.
27419, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross, You’re welcome.
27420, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"Well, just... let's try it again."
27421, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!"
27422, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.  It’s oddly unsettling.
27423, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe."
27424, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head."
27425, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Chandler,And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
27426, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry."
27427, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,Not now.
27428, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,Hi.
27429, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe, “Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. I’ll miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk.” You just wrote this!
27430, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, it’s like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, let’s trade!"
27431, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
27432, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,Ah!
27433, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Well, it's like that. With feelings."
27434, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Please.
27435, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"So you’re playing a little Playstation, huh? That’s whack! Playstation is whack! ‘Sup with the whack Playstation, ‘sup?! Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!"
27436, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,All right Ross!! I get it!!
27437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Phoebe,Are there anymore from the good batch? ‘Cause we could just work off of those.
27438, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?"
27439, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, you like that don’t you?"
27440, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!"
27441, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,Uh... I don't know.
27442, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler, Are you listening to this?
27443, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,"Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six."
27444, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther."
27445, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Ok. See you, bye."
27446, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Phoebe,"All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! "
27447, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy.  This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon."
27448, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Rachel,You love her.
27449, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Y’know, I don’t think we’re going to settle this."
27450, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?"
27451, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Oh, hi Mr. Zelner."
27452, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,Yeah…
27453, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, what was wrong with your old…human teeth."
27454, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,Hey!
27455, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel," NO, no science camp!"
27456, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!
27457, Eric’s Apartment," he and Phoebe are still making out,",8,Phoebe,Really? That’s the thing I’m worse at! You’ll see. 
27458, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat."
27459, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Oh I a lot of stuff!
27460, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked, The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window, Joey screams and runs into the living room,",4,Chandler,What?! What-what is it?!
27461, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Yeah. Thanks for making me do this.
27462, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Well, usually when I’m this anxious, I clean!"
27463, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Thanks Monica!
27464, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. 
27465, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Great.
27466, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Hey.
27467, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but..."
27468, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
27469," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Paper, snow, a ghost!"
27470, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I don’t you should say that even when you’re healthy."
27471, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross," I’m telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think he’s baaad news!"
27472, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
27473, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica, I'm outta here.
27474, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,That's where people make number two!!
27475, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Okay!
27476, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Arghhh! Double standards!
27477, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity…anymore.
27478, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Chandler,"I know, I know, but you’re gonna have plenty of chances. There are literally thousands of women out there just waiting to screw me over."
27479, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Like she’s really mean, and she’s over critical, and-and—No! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!"
27480, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,It worked!
27481, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn’t what it looks like, ‘cause Rick is my ahh, husband."
27482, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Really?!
27483, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Chandler,"Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story."
27484, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"Well, we could start trying. Now."
27485, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,
27486, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"Wh-why?! Why-why-why would it, why would it be weird?"
27487, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,You?
27488, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?"
27489, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,I can’t believe he taped the two of them having sex!
27490, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah, but I’m your brother. We’re family. That’s the most important thing in the world."
27491, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
27492, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,What about when I started dating Chandler?
27493, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, we’re on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy."
27494, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh okay. How about the whole ""man walking on the moon"" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!"
27495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music…"
27496, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is introducing Julie to the gang,",4,Ross,"But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig."
27497, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Chandler, You guys ready fore the movies?
27498, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parent’s anniversary party?"
27499, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,Yeah?
27500, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I’m the chick and Chandler is the duck."
27501, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Oh, that was our favourite game show ever!"
27502, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Phoebe, Tell her yourself!
27503, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?"
27504, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Ewww! And ""Oh no!"" It’s—they just want me to be the surrogate. It’s her-it’s her egg and her sperm, and I’m-I’m just the oven, it’s totally their bun."
27505, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,See ya tomorrow!
27506, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Nope.
27507, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow!
27508, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey,"Wait! Terry! Wait—Look—Wait I-I… Look, I’m really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking I’m too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance."
27509, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Oh, you-you sure?  Okay. So what’s uh, what’s your name."
27510, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?"
27511, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"C'mon, we're roommates!  My eyes!! My eyes!!"
27512, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill."
27513, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve."
27514, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,"Nooo, but it, but it’s great."
27515, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Marcel?
27516, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me."
27517, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,The balloon?
27518, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"Aw, we-we are so…"
27519, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me."
27520, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,I think you do.
27521, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Chandler,"Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!"
27522, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey," Hello, I’m Joey Tribbiani! Let’s play Bamboozled! Erin, you get the first question! In hockey, who is known as The Great One?"
27523, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel?  I will think about the therapy."
27524, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,
27525," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Paper, snow, a ghost!"
27526, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"The Sooner State, whatever that is."
27527, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Well I got stuff going on in here  if you wanna feel.
27528, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,"The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed."
27529, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
27530, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,Sweety...
27531, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.
27532, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,You don't trust him?
27533, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!
27534, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,What?
27535, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, ‘Hummina-hummina-hummina.’ "
27536, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?"
27537, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross," Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?"
27538, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Rock on!
27539, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,It’s my joke.
27540, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,What � Oh! 
27541, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!"
27542, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"No, that would be, ""Why are you being cute?"""
27543, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler,I’ve found.
27544, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,Okay.
27545, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Tell me who it is.
27546, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,
27547, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Okay.  Ben? Come here. All right, I’m gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?"
27548, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?"
27549, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,Hey!
27550, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Okay, may I see the comics?"
27551, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later."
27552, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler," Well, what’s the deal with these? These-these look nice."
27553, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,Noo!
27554, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,"So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernie’s at 9 o’clock?"
27555, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
27556, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Joey,Wow! This girl is good.
27557, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What about the chairs?
27558, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Rachel,Yeah it was.
27559, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel, Not even one more time?
27560, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?"
27561, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!"
27562, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,You touch people’s eyeballs every day and this feels weird.
27563, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Well, did-did you correct him?"
27564, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Joey,Alright!
27565, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?"
27566, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Oh damn!
27567, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,Nuh-uh.
27568, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Okay, Jasmine, please, please don’t. I love my girlfriend very much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with her. Okay?"
27569, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Ross, what's the matter?"
27570, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"She’s totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on."
27571, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!
27572, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Monica, Top ‘O the morning to ya laddies!
27573, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Bye!  Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life."
27574, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,Yeah.
27575, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Chandler, Hey! Which one’s my turkey burger?
27576, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious."
27577, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, hi, Kim."
27578, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"The one with the cat. I gotta go, I’ve got another date."
27579, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home naked right now. I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed right now."
27580, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Hey!
27581, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,I saw you!
27582, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,Who needs a lease when it's family!
27583, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.
27584, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m going to take him back to Wendy’s."
27585, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,He paints quite a picture doesn't he?
27586, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!
27587, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Oh, you’re one of those. But y’know what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other."
27588, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel, I am so hot for you right now.
27589, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,And you're not gonna do that.
27590, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,These old things.
27591, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,Uh-huh.
27592, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,No!
27593, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"Okay, Chandler!"
27594, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Hey, Monica!"
27595, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?"
27596, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"Oh, Larry."
27597, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!"
27598, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Ok! I want the dolphin!
27599, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, I see.
27600, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,OK... see your two... and I raise you twenty. 
27601, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,A basket of mini-muffins.
27602, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel, Yes.
27603, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey, What? Whoo... What?
27604, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Score!! 7 to nothing!
27605, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Monica,"Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this,  so that you can bunny bump against my back."
27606, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,"No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me."
27607, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this."
27608, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Uh-huh
27609, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,I had a donut. 
27610, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,"Oh wow! Okay. Don’t scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, ""Oh my God! The worst has happened!"""
27611, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,So... who's your friend?
27612, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,"Sure, we have no money, go ahead."
27613, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Huddle up.
27614, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,Alright... 
27615, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
27616, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"A little more, a little more.  A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this."
27617, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica, Oh my God!
27618, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,
27619, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,What? I don't get a goodbye?
27620, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,You? You! Want to watch Ben? 
27621, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,"No, I haven't had a chance to be alone with him yet."
27622, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it."
27623, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not going."
27624, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Yeah. Run ten blocks, that’ll help the smell."
27625, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Ross,Hey!
27626, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Monica, Was it...
27627, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,"More importantly, was I any good?"
27628, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky.  As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!
27629, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,"That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline."
27630,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,"Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?"
27631, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel, They have to learn!
27632, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"Well, what happened?"
27633, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Chandler,"Okay, then get the lobster!"
27634, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,Okay.
27635, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,"Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow."
27636, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel," Oh, sorry... Oops, sorry."
27637, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Listen, Robert’s gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?"
27638, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,"Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!"
27639, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,Ok!
27640, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,"Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing ""This is what my sister would look like"" "
27641, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Alright, let's see.."
27642, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I can’t believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me."
27643, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Ow!!!
27644, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe, Hey!
27645, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,"Oh nothing, we’re just talking. Y’know, blah-blah-blah."
27646, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel, That's not bad.
27647, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,What’s going on?
27648, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,I can’t believe I’m going to lose this job!
27649, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Sneaky.
27650, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey, Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
27651, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"And I still have about five seconds to spare.  Okay, that was about seven seconds."
27652, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,What? What? What?! You guys knew?  You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
27653, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You don’t hire an assistant because they’re cute, you hire them because they’re qualified."
27654, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Okay, okay, here she comes!  How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn’t want to get married?"
27655, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,"Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you’re horrible, how would I know?"
27656, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"No, yeah, I’ve done that."
27657, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
27658, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Phoebe,"Hey—ooh so, how was Vermont?"
27659, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,Listen I uh…  Rachel Green will you marry me?
27660, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Shake it off.
27661, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Hey Maureen!  Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen."
27662, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"What? No! No, I’m not stopping. I’m Red Ross!"
27663, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel,"Uh... yeah, why?"
27664, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,The only problem!
27665, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,"Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it."
27666, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey," This is like the temporary robot, right?"
27667, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,Look at Emma!
27668, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,"Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds."
27669, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross, The fear of Triscuts!
27670, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel,"�Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! "
27671, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,"Could ya just, could ya just lay off, please? All right? My life is an embarrassment! I should go live under somebody’s stairs!"
27672, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day…  Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?"
27673, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Kate, do you even like me?"
27674, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
27675, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Uh! Princess Consuela.
27676, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Nothing major, it's just that, you know, they're not really good enough for you, and you deserve the best."
27677, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I guess I do, yeah."
27678, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,"Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay."
27679, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip."
27680, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Pick me!!
27681, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
27682, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs."
27683, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey, Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
27684, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,What did they do?
27685, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I think you should keep looking!"
27686, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings."
27687, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,I thought your time ran out.
27688, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,Rachel said she’d marry you?!
27689, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
27690, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Rachel,"Wait a minute, you’re only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?"
27691, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,
27692, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable."
27693, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"You gotta hear this, it's great... It's like free porn! "
27694, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Oh look it’s Parker!
27695, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Chandler,"That's sweet, Joey."
27696, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross, Okay I put most of the stuff away.
27697, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let’s see uh, well I don’t want to donate sperm again.  Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?"
27698, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Why? What was it?
27699, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you!"
27700, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Okay! 
27701, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,This game makes no sense!
27702, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"Rach, I got a message from you."
27703, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Chandler,"Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?"
27704, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
27705, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"Well, I didn’t do anything. I didn’t want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom."
27706, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,"No, I let him win—Ross!"
27707, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Ross,"Come on, she's gonna love you guys!"
27708, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,This is unbelievable.
27709, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Losers walk!
27710, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Apology accepted.
27711, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,We’re kidding!
27712, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun."
27713, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,That's right.
27714, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Oh yeah? Fine.
27715, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"No, no, no. I'm not in the zone."
27716, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Okay, can we change the topic? Because it’s really doing nothing for me."
27717, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey, Did I not just tell him?
27718, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
27719, Ross's apartment,,10,Ross,"Dude, you're not tanned."
27720, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!"
27721, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Sure.
27722, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Because! Because I was sad.
27723, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,"Monica, I don’t want to lose 200 dollars."
27724, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
27725, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
27726, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, What!!?
27727, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn’t significant to you!"
27728, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,"You keep, you keep... You can't..."
27729, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
27730, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
27731, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,Why are you doing this?
27732, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Actually what?
27733, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.
27734, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,That hot girl from their wedding?
27735, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,
27736, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,No thank you.
27737, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Thanks.  I think you got it!
27738, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Okay, walk us through it, honey, walk us through it."
27739, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute."
27740, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,"Well, we have gotta find out if he’s alive."
27741, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
27742, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren."
27743, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday."
27744, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"I, Ross…"
27745, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"All right, fine! Fine! Why don't you pull over? I'll get out right now!"
27746, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,They make you take an oath?
27747, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger!  I kinda scared myself."
27748, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,You dated her!
27749, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,"Are you kidding? Okay, I’ll give you a hint; I’ll give you a hint. "
27750, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler, You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
27751, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Ross, you're like my best friend."
27752, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Oh! 
27753, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,"Yeah.. uh, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone."
27754, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"That’s funny, this conversation’s how I got the bullet hole in my head."
27755, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"You’re not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?"
27756, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag and her are arriving,",7,Rachel,"In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it  that said, ""Must go out today."" So you just keep looking in there! All right?"
27757, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, get out!"
27758, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
27759, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Chandler,"…so then the farmer says, ""That’s not a cow and you’re not milking it."" "
27760, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"True, but you’re allowed to be unreasonable. You’re having our baby."
27761, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler," I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you."
27762, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Oh!!
27763, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Oh...
27764, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,Huh?
27765, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep..."
27766, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
27767, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
27768, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"OK, I'm guessing this is from..."
27769, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,Because of... the reason.
27770, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Where you going?
27771, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Okay.
27772, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What are you doing here so early?
27773, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"Yes, but the batteries..."
27774, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica,I am!! 
27775, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,Hey! Oh!
27776, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work?"
27777, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Phoebe.
27778, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Not like that, I won't! "
27779, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’ve had them picked out since I was fourteen."
27780, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,"No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…"
27781, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Did he pull the old… 
27782, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel, Yes.
27783, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,"Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?"
27784, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler, I’m out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?
27785, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,You want it there? You take it there baby!
27786, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"I think so. Yeah, get off me."
27787, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Hi.
27788, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Well, I’m really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. "
27789, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What is the matter with you?!! Why aren’t you more upset?! Aren’t you gonna be sad that we’re not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean aren’t you gonna miss me at all?!
27790, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"No, I guess I just never really cried. Y’know? I’m not a crying kind of guy."
27791, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Ross,I'm fine. Just-just... having my worst fear realised...
27792, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
27793, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight."
27794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler, Wow—whoa!
27795, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I’ll take some."
27796, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,Y’know what?! It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
27797, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,Stupid Gap on every corner!
27798, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,Really?
27799, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, 'cause that's what we do."
27800, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,"This place is really my Grandmother’s.  I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, I’m 87 year old woman, who’s afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?"
27801, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder."
27802, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross,Oh my God! 
27803, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"I’ll tell you what Mon, I’ll give you the first box for free."
27804, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,When’d you meet her?
27805, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.
27806, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,Strike two!
27807, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,I’m good. I’m good.
27808, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Ross,"Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding."
27809, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Hi!
27810, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,What?
27811, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Oh!
27812, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"No, I ah, I slept with someone else."
27813, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, umm, no honey."
27814, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,How do you know about this?
27815, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Wait, I think I know someone who does that."
27816, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,Was it really that good?
27817, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, the street. Come on, let’s go to the street. Ooh, listen, don’t go onto the balcony until after I get back. "
27818, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Chandler,Aaaaand....... hernia.
27819, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Men. I guy I know.
27820, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. "
27821, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,I don't care about any of that!!
27822, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out."
27823, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind."
27824, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Phoebe.
27825, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,"Well, it doesn’t sound like it! I mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don’t kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!"
27826, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Ross,Oh. Yeah. 
27827, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,"What, what are you laughing at?"
27828, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,Hey!  It’s me. Mon-i-ca! Can I just tell you how proud I am of you.
27829, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.
27830, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,"Hey, let's go look at it! "
27831, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
27832, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah! Let’s do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?"
27833, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"No, just a barrel."
27834, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,Okay. No. But thanks.
27835, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"Joey, I did not break this! Okay?  That has been broken for a while."
27836, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,Okay.  All right.
27837, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Our guy has great hair.
27838, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,"Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss."
27839, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"Okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her!"
27840, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,"Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying...  Stop lying!"
27841, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,Great!
27842, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh well, I guess Italian isn’t one of the four languages you speak."
27843, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?"
27844, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Joey," Hey, the fight’s starting!"
27845, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,
27846, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Right, right, yes!"
27847, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"Well, I guess we won't be warming his house."
27848, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,"Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?"
27849, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,All right.
27850, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,"What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken?  See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?"
27851, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Oh, umm, I was just y’know working out and umm… Oh, that’s it."
27852, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,"No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world."
27853, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
27854, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that I’m a pushover? I’m not a pushover."
27855, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,Yea yea. 
27856, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,For a walk.
27857, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,God I’m just a horrible person.
27858, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Bye-bye.  I did it!
27859, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Joey,"Dude, you don’t have to brag! We got nothing here!!"
27860, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Chandler,What a sweet story.
27861, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?"
27862, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Yeah Melissa, I don’t want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor."
27863, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,"What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy."
27864, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,...I dunno.
27865, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor."
27866, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,This is my wedding.
27867, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,"Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice."
27868, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Monica," Look at them, they're-they're panicked!"
27869, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Chandler!  Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me."
27870, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"You were really gonna do that, weren't you?"
27871, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey.
27872, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,Monica. Whaddya think?
27873, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Oh my God!
27874, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?"
27875, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
27876, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,"And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you."
27877, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross," Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services."
27878, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that?  I kinda have a dream! I don’t want to talk about it.
27879, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,You’re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
27880, Ross',,9,Rachel,Who?
27881, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Chandler,"See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries."
27882, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
27883, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"So you’re playing a little Playstation, huh? That’s whack! Playstation is whack! ‘Sup with the whack Playstation, ‘sup?! Huh? Come on, am I 19 or what?!"
27884, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,I ordered Chinese food.
27885, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!"
27886, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
27887, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,"He’s perfect, he’s never been better."
27888, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your..."
27889, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,"Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!"
27890, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!"
27891, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Hey!
27892, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,Very good! Okay. G.
27893, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Hi!
27894, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,Ohhhhhhhh God. 
27895, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,"Oh, you’re totally welcome! What’d she say?"
27896, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Phoebe,Oy!!
27897, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,"I’m coming over tonight though, right?"
27898, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want."
27899, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted."
27900, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane."
27901, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,Food? Uh-huh gimme! 
27902, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,"Ick, you were eavesdropping."
27903, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?"
27904, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please..."
27905, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome.  I'm talking to Rome."
27906, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I can’t, I can’t even believe her! No, y’know what, I am, I am gonna go!"
27907, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"See, we don’t need them."
27908, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross, You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
27909, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,How’d you get over that teacher?
27910, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Oh down please. 
27911, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Rachel,"No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... "
27912, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun."
27913, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
27914, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,Just washing the windshield. 
27915, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Can you hear that?
27916, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"Sure! Oh, and Joey’s got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them."
27917, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I can handle it. No, I’m a professional. "
27918, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?"
27919, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Well, oh, I’m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I’m a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?"
27920, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Rachel,"""Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend! So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"""
27921, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,You’re welcome. 
27922, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Monica,"Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle.  'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'."
27923, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend."
27924, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Oh wow, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I’m just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship."
27925, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Ross,I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
27926, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,"Rach, did you proofread these?"
27927, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!"
27928, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,Does she.
27929, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was."
27930, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,What’s-what’s going on?
27931, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe, Help me.
27932, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Hey, I can handle it! All right?"
27933, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Well, okay, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?"
27934, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?
27935, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"But we can go, right?"
27936, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Well, I’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?"
27937, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me."
27938, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Hey!
27939, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
27940, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Chandler,"Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she’s celebrating that by going on a date with him."
27941, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross, How do you count to five?
27942, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,I’m afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
27943, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her."
27944, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Not even once.
27945, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Chandler,"Couldn’t I just say, ""This is Ross?"""
27946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey,"Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her."
27947, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Ross,Joey’s asking if you’ve just ruined the first book he’s ever loved that didn’t star Jack Nicholson?
27948, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"Nope. Op, wait! There he goes."
27949, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross," Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back."
27950, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,Hi! Phoebe. 
27951, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,"Really? Okay, so why don’t you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?"
27952, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um, Liam Neeson."
27953, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,"Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet."
27954, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!
27955, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,And now your cell.
27956, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,I came with Paul!
27957, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Yeah, I know. She makes me happy."
27958, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'"
27959, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
27960, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!
27961, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,What is it?
27962,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,Thanks. 
27963, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,"Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this—this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea."
27964, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,
27965, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"I know I’m having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!"
27966, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!"
27967, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!
27968, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Good day for married people huh?
27969, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time!  OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her."
27970, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit and have diarrhea."
27971, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,Hi! I just wanna- Oh my God!
27972, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,Oh yeah!
27973, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,…I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.
27974, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
27975, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some stupid kids!"
27976, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Y'know what? I’ll think you’ll play.
27977, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
27978, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,Chandler?
27979, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
27980, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Oh yeah, sure."
27981, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea."
27982, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe," Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?"
27983, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,It's not bad.
27984, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, that's great, that is great! "
27985, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Joey,"Uh, moist, yeah."
27986, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,"Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria’s Secret catalogues, not a gym!"
27987, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,"Look I know it was a stupid reason to break up with somebody, but I was 15!"
27988, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Ah, first, I-I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again."
27989, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you’re gonna have the baby and I don’t want to lose again!
27990, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"Well I uh, I skipped forth grade."
27991, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,"Ahhh! I heard ""I do"", we’re halfway there! Okay!  You!"
27992, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,Ohh! You made up!
27993, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel," Um... unless, unless I use yours."
27994, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,This is insane!
27995, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Oh, that sounds good!"
27996, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Your middle name is Pamela?
27997, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
27998, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,Oh no.
27999, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,"Well, I don’t know!!"
28000, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross, Hey!
28001, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,What is?
28002, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Oh that’d be me. Sir.  After you.
28003, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?  You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?"
28004, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Mm.
28005, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,"So, whaddya think George is like?"
28006, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross," Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?"
28007, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,I could not have done this without you.
28008, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monica’s something borrowed and it’s blue.  Yeah…"
28009, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,Well hello !
28010, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe,"Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me."
28011, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it."
28012, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Because he’s terrible! Okay, he’s slow, he burns things, last night he lit my pastry chef on fire!"
28013, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel, Decaf cappucino for Joey.. Coffee black.. Late.. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this!
28014, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Sure...
28015, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Rachel, What's up Joey?
28016, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,How? How is your fault?
28017, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll-I’ll tell her tonight I can’t see her anymore.
28018, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,Weren’t you nine?!
28019, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,You’re fired.
28020, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,She brought them up!  I didn't realize you were coming back so soon!
28021, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... "
28022, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?
28023, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Joey,"Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya.  Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!"
28024, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica,I’m not touching you.
28025, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something."
28026, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,How much did I love The King and I? 
28027, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica, What's wrong?
28028, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey, She said yes.
28029, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Bye, Nana."
28030, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica, I put mine.
28031, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"See, I actually can pour milk, but I got you believing that I couldn’t. Now, see, that’s acting."
28032, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,Hey!!!
28033, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Oh my God!
28034, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,Why would you do that?
28035, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,What?! What is it?
28036, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out. 
28037, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Oh, I’ll-I’ll come hug you."
28038, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
28039, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Come on guys, PUSH!"
28040, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
28041, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,I can’t do this.
28042, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"No you do—y'know what, you’re not gonna suck me into this."
28043, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I heard you’re having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boy’s name is Sting’s son."
28044, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"No Paul, I don’t know anything about you! Y’know, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!"
28045, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Yeah. There’s no breaking them up, is there?"
28046, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Well... but David, just... I just want you to know that... that... you know... telling you this... is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do."
28047, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,What!?
28048, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Do you still wanna call ‘em? I wanna call ‘em.
28049, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross, What?!
28050, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!"
28051, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel, Okay! I’m ready.
28052, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Okay. All right.  Good luck explaining all the calls to China.
28053, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Ah, it’s good. It’s going good. I mean, we get along great. She’s, she’s so…"
28054, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Demi Moore.
28055, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay! I’m going. I’m going. "
28056, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Do you know something?
28057, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Haha!
28058, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,I guess they’re back from their date.
28059, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,What's going on?
28060, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler, Water! Water! Water!
28061, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, thank God! Finally!"
28062, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I don’t believe it! Oh, you poor bunny."
28063, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah right over there."
28064, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,Really? Even more humiliating than…
28065, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica, Licorice?
28066, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Yes! Yes, you’re gonna be so missed."
28067, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. "
28068, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,"All right Rach, for what it’s worth, I think that you’re doing great. I mean y’know let’s face it, no one handles this well."
28069, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,Why?
28070, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,"That’s correct! This is an audio question, what do you do when the baby makes this sound? "
28071, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,"Yeah, you got me.  Here you go."
28072, Central Perk," Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean,",3,Joey, Previously on Friends.
28073, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Noooo.
28074, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,"Hard to tell, I was naked."
28075, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,And... moment's over!  You know what? You're done.
28076, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?"
28077, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,All right!
28078, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,No way!
28079, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life."
28080, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
28081, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,Shut up! This place is a hole!
28082, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,Ross’s apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
28083, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Joey," Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout."
28084, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey," All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!"
28085, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica, Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
28086, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, we’re, we’re actually just gonna walk ‘cause it’s right up there at the Angelica."
28087, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey, G-sharp.
28088, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,That’s a line from the show too!
28089, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel, Give me that!
28090, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel, Waitressing?
28091, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"...everyone, this is Chandler!"
28092, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica, I don't know why.
28093, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Can we come in?
28094, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Joey,Ugh!!
28095, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,"Hey, I may never have kids, and somebody's gotta carry on my family name."
28096, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Marcel?
28097, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Rach, did you check the machine?"
28098, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, well umm, I know that we haven’t talked in a long time, but umm okay, our Mom is not our birth Mom. This-this other lady is our birth Mom."
28099, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross," I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!"
28100, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,There she is!
28101, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,I'm not moving out.
28102, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Ross,"Oh, no!"
28103, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You do?
28104, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler, It is so good to see you!
28105, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,Hi.
28106, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,Oh…
28107, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
28108, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Yeah.
28109, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,What’s up with Gene?
28110, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,Joey.
28111, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show they’re not in the baby buying business."
28112, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"Not my first time in a hotel, my friend."
28113, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe," So! Umm, anyway I-I lived in New York, someone wildly I guess, for umm—Well since I was fourteen."
28114, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,Did you call the cops?
28115, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Yeah! Oh yeah, you’ll be fine! It-it’ll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y’know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won’t."
28116, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. 
28117, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees."
28118, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,I was asleep.  Oh no! No-no honey! Y’know what’s sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
28119, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!
28120, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Excuse me?
28121, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,Who the hell are all these people?
28122, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,"So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?"
28123, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
28124, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,That was a test and you just failed.
28125, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Huh?
28126, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Okay!  We're gonna get married!
28127, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,No!
28128, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Come on! You like this woman, right?"
28129, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Damn it! Rookie mistake!
28130, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
28131, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,No! Smokes-A-Lot Lady blew smoke directly into my mouth. Eh-uh—are you okay?
28132, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross, I Know!
28133, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Joey,"No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend."
28134, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"No, there were two."
28135, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey,"Y’know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn’t give you real names either."
28136, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,See? I've even called Animal Control!
28137, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Ah.
28138, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Ohh, there’s a picture of her in the yearbook actually."
28139, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,"You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? I’m going to get a joke journal. Y’know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes."
28140, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Monica,"Hey, Joey, I don’t think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean it’s only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?"
28141, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,What happened?
28142, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"Well I have to. Okay? If I don’t, they’ll take the class away from me. And…I already put it in my family newsletter."
28143, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here."
28144, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
28145, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.
28146, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
28147, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Grandma’s gonna have to get in line.
28148, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Water rules!
28149, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,Who was that?
28150, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler," Oh, just a bit of shopping. How've you been?"
28151, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Hi Monica.
28152, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!
28153, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel," Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna."
28154, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,Oh! You're awake!
28155, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,Go? Why?
28156, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something."
28157, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Kate, do you even like me?"
28158, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,I’d love it if you would do it.
28159, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room."
28160, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,"Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?"
28161, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica,Really?!
28162, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,You started that?!
28163, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross, Please be kidding.
28164, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,Won't-won't that take longer?
28165, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name."
28166, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,I know!
28167, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
28168, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, gal pal Rachel Green.
28169, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Thanks.
28170, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,All right then.
28171, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?"
28172, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Carol moved her stuff out today.
28173, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032."
28174, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Not until you said it. Somebody switch!  Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with."
28175, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasn’t clear! I’m really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? There’s absolutely no rush."
28176, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,I... ahem... I really don't think so.
28177, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it’s funny now?
28178, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?"
28179, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second."
28180, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,Tell me what?
28181, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one."
28182, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?"
28183, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,Yeah.
28184, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Monica,Oh THATS ME! 
28185, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Rachel,It’s coming from Joey!
28186, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe,"Well, umm, my Mom’s friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom."
28187, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Thank God! 
28188, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,...like a...
28189, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldn’t find though was your Speedo."
28190, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,It's open.
28191, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,"I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision?  I'm actually asking you!"
28192, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,You do? That's fantastic!
28193, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
28194, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,I’ll take it back tomorrow.
28195, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go."
28196, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Hey!
28197, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Joey proposed to me.
28198, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Well, you’re-you’re sweating."
28199, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,Me and Chandler?! 
28200, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
28201, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Bye!
28202, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, absolutely."
28203, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,What?
28204, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,So what does this mean?
28205, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"I’m telling you, just a little bit at a time."
28206, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,Have fun!
28207, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Really?!
28208, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"No, not since I lost her at the airport."
28209, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,It is.
28210, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,No I didn't!
28211, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.
28212, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,Hey. 
28213, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Yes.
28214, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming."
28215, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Of course, yeah. You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate..."
28216, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,"Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi."
28217, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,"Okay, umm, you’re a loon."
28218, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,Okay?
28219, Hospital,,10,Ross,Ouchy.
28220, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica, You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
28221, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!
28222, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? 
28223, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey,"Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and I’m not him."
28224, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,She’s my favorite character on DOOL.
28225, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,What? You do? You do?  Oh my God!
28226, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,"I don't know. But I can see through your sheet.  Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway."
28227, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Hey! It’s 42-21!
28228, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,"Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?"
28229, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen."
28230, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!"
28231, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,"Joey, she’s so cool. She speaks four languages."
28232, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have a"
28233, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"No-no-no! No, no, no, we’re not married."
28234, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,You guys!
28235, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,You’re just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
28236, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,Hey!
28237, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,"Okay, I’m done. Do mine."
28238, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Oh.
28239, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,"Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want."
28240, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night."
28241, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross," Sure, okay."
28242, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"I don’t know, maybe I can’t. I mean, maybe there’s something wrong with me."
28243, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?"
28244, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,Hi!
28245, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"I know! But if I didn’t work there, what else would I do?"
28246, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,With Lennart Haze?
28247, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Thanks.
28248, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Phoebe, Oh.
28249, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Joey,"There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?"
28250, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,Dear Lord!!
28251, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Yeah...
28252, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,Can I see the comics?
28253, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,I hate this thing!
28254, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail."
28255, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"Well, I feel fine, but I think you’re bumming out the rest of the kids."
28256, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,"Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on.  She's back! Hot girl's back!"
28257, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Yes, you are."
28258, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Well, they’re just gonna have to wait aren’t they? I’ve only got two hands!!"
28259, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no. No-no-no, don’t do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music."
28260, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,I got it!
28261, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?"
28262, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"It was fine, y’know? But she didn’t agree with me as strongly as she agreed with Joey. She was more like, ""I see you point, I’m all right with it."""
28263, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Joey Tribbiani, a big fan."
28264, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,I don't know.
28265, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Nine.
28266, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,What-what?
28267, Joey’s bedroom," he is awoken by the singing guy,",4,Joey,Hey!  Get into gear!
28268, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, so... They gotta die someday.  HELLO!"
28269, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Oh.
28270, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Hey, gorgeous."
28271, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"The door hasn’t been locked in five years, but okay!  Ready?!"
28272, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,I see... Thanks very much.  Is this your son?
28273, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well, the good news is, I don’t think anyone’s looking at us."
28274, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
28275, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Me?!
28276, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Pheebs, that's for men!"
28277, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?"
28278, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,Hey!  Hold on.
28279, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey, Did I not just tell him?
28280, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel, Give me that!
28281, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,"Yeah, we really do!"
28282, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,I love you. 
28283, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,You just said…
28284, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Sorry Jill.
28285, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,I would never do that!
28286, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
28287, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross,"Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here,  Does it?!!”"
28288, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That’s why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He’ll find me.
28289, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Phoebe,Is he alright?
28290, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe," Hi, Ursula."
28291, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross," Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!"
28292, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"�kay, look Can we just drop this? I�m not gonna smoke again."
28293,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.
28294, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh!  Oh my. Oh, that reminds me, I have to see my OB-GYN today."
28295, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"I know! And-and the worst part was they took my backpack which had all the original artwork I had done for my own comic book ""Science Boy"""
28296, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Monica,She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
28297, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,Dude I just did something terrible.
28298, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.
28299, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Rachel,"Oh hell, he’s done this three times! He knows what its about!"
28300, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker."
28301, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,"All right well, I’d better take that back."
28302, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Chandler, Maybe we should give them some privacy.
28303, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse in good standing!
28304, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Ross,"Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn’t want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can’t."
28305, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"Hey, Ross!  I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a second? "
28306, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,I saw it.
28307, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,I’m pretty sure it’s gun.
28308, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You bet! No TV or anything! 
28309, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.
28310, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?"
28311, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Okay.
28312, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
28313, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,No! Coins hate me!
28314, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe, Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
28315, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,So I really never get to win anymore?
28316, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Really?! Wow! That’s-that’s so nice, what are you gonna get me?"
28317, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,"Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?"
28318, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
28319, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Why?
28320, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"No, I’m fine."
28321, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Hello?
28322, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, you give the worst massages in the world."
28323, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,I don’t have an atlas.
28324, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Whoa, how do you know about that?"
28325, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey, That’s mean! You really had me going there!
28326, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Did you like learn about her family?
28327, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, I'm gonna go freshen up ok
28328, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,A loser you did it with  298 times!
28329, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,What?
28330, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,"So, are you ready to go?"
28331, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine."
28332, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,"All right, everybody open them!"
28333, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Huh. Y’know what’s not one of a kind? A twin!
28334, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,When you’re marrying us; that’s what you should say.
28335, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,Really?
28336, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,Well…let’s just say…  Rosss caaaaan!
28337, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Got cha again, you guys are so easy."
28338, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Dinner was good!
28339, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Joey,"I couldn’t help it, there love is so pure."
28340, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Monica,Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. It’s about being with the people that you love.
28341, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
28342, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah, I’m missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me."
28343, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah."
28344, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!"
28345, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,You're pretending the pillow's a girl right?
28346, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,All right I’ll talk in code.  Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?
28347, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,"Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!"
28348, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,You really think this is okay?
28349, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, it’s okay."
28350, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,Shh! Get me out of here.
28351, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right!  This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars."
28352, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.
28353, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?"
28354, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this."
28355, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!
28356, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night."
28357, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding."
28358, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross, We're rehearsing a Greek play.
28359, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,Apology accepted. Excuse us. 
28360, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Shhhhhh! I’m swamped right now.
28361, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,You’re not supposed to look!
28362, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Sure you do.
28363, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!"
28364, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,That’s right! That’s right! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!
28365, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and you’ll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready…Set…"
28366, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me."
28367, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,You gonna tell her?
28368, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Okay, coming!"
28369, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Well yeah…
28370, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross," I'm sorry, it's almost as if this wasn't built for a quick getaway!"
28371, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"I know, but I don’t think that’s what she wants."
28372, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"Yeah. We figured when we couldn’t find you, you’d gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?"
28373, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Ross," Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh."
28374, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!"
28375, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler, Ground control to Major Tom! Commencing countdown…engines…on!
28376, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Monica is entering with a mug,",7,Chandler, What? What? What?
28377, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,Hey!
28378, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,It's wrong. They made a mistake. They think we're somebody else.
28379, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Rachel," Bye, Pheebs."
28380, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!"
28381, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?"
28382, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Rachel,Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.
28383, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! 
28384, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Didn’t you sleep together?
28385, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Is it an engagement ring?
28386, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"Of course, what happened? "
28387, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,You mean the lully story?
28388, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Ohh, I-I see lotion, I have lotion! Will that work?"
28389, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced."
28390, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler,"Here we go, here we go."
28391, A Restaurant," Monica is breaking the news to Alan,",1,Monica,"I'm, I'm really sorry."
28392, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey,"That’s horrible! Well, you did the right thing man."
28393, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I have been working out.
28394, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Monica,You broke a little girl’s leg?!!
28395, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before."
28396, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Rachel," He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?"
28397, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"Oh sure—And hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just…I miss…hanging out…just-just us, y’know?"
28398, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,We should really learn how to play the real way. 
28399, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Oh, you-you sure?  Okay. So what’s uh, what’s your name."
28400, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Ross," Hey, don’t we have to..."
28401, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah and-and I’m sorry too. But, well I just—I like things done a certain way and the chemistry’s just not right."
28402, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?"
28403, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Ahh—oy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
28404, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,There are snow cones!  Snow cones! Yuck!
28405, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,"Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Mona’s standing right over there.  Oh God, she’s talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!"
28406, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy."
28407, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
28408, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler, Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
28409, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,Uch.
28410, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"No! No! I'm talking you up to people. Just give it a little time, all right? Relax, get something to eat! Okay?"
28411, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"All right. Honey, that’s-that’s a sleeve. Okay?"
28412, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Monica,"I know! Now look, there’s only one problem though. There’s only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey’s."
28413, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,A what?!
28414, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"Come on, I mean, you know me, you know..."
28415, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,No.
28416, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. "
28417, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Hey.
28418, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,I bought them off Ebay! They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
28419, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Make it stop!!
28420, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh okay, I’ll fix that to. What’s her e-mail address?"
28421, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica, So?
28422, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
28423, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?"
28424, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,"Well, yeah actually."
28425, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,She's gonna be a scientist! 
28426, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that."
28427, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, you go grab it!"
28428, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!"
28429, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,What?
28430, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?"
28431, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,"All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what you’re looking for!  Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running."
28432, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Why wouldn’t ya? Erin is great! Then-then there’s you guys.
28433, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?
28434, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,Hello.
28435, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Me too.
28436, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Okay, go left. Left! Left! "
28437, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Do we pay for this?
28438, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Phoebe,Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
28439, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Ross,What happened? Joey?
28440, The Roof,,9,Monica,Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
28441, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,Joey.
28442, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross, 217.
28443, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,"Look at me! My big concern is what’s real?!  Oh my God. We’re really sad, aren’t we?"
28444, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,I know! 
28445, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?"
28446, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
28447, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"NO! No-no-no-no-no-no! Hey! Hey, we'll be fine! Li... hey, like you said no big deal!"
28448, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Rachel! Rachel! You haven’t touched Eldad’s hair!
28449, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they’re all gonna’ make fun of her, do you want that?"
28450, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, don’t “Aww Pheebs, that sucks!” me yet. "
28451, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Y’know I can’t even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I can’t believe how much I love her, I can’t get enough of her, like right now I miss her.  I actually miss her."
28452, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,What?!
28453, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommy’s supposed to be here soon, we’re going to lunch."
28454, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe, I'm totally getting it!
28455, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Chandler, we can’t let this tape wreck Valentine’s Day!"
28456, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Why not?
28457, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition."
28458, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel."
28459, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica," Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours."
28460, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Okay.
28461, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,"Danny? You know Rachel? She’s nice. She’s not bad to look at, right?"
28462, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! A friend he’s looking at differently, but it’s wrong. It’s Rachel!"
28463, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?"
28464, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,I'm all better now.
28465, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?"
28466, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,Hey! You were so right!
28467, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,Ohh whoops.
28468, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe," Er, Rita, this is my husband."
28469, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Rach look, I really don’t think that’s such a great…"
28470, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. 
28471, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,"Well, don’t look at me! My hair’s straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!"
28472, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Ross,Sure. Yeah.
28473, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,No. Why?
28474, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Oh!  Well you’re just the prettiest ballerina I’ve ever seen.
28475, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Uh, I don’t think so!"
28476, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"Thank you Gunther, put it there.  Thank you."
28477, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Thank you.
28478, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Well, personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break."
28479, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,I know.
28480, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"All right, so, okay..."
28481, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"I want to. I love her so much, but I’m afr…It’s too huge."
28482, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey, What was that?
28483, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, if you're this upset, you should go and talk to her."
28484, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, and I know you guys don’t know a lot about psychic readings, but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get."
28485, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Well. Hey…
28486, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight;  and we get married here tonight."
28487, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,"Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?"
28488, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,"Either, it makes no difference."
28489, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked."
28490, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. —arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that you’ve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin’! You can—ooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when you’re old, Cappy."
28491, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back."
28492, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Chandler,So you're really okay with this?
28493, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,No.
28494, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,Why?
28495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler, Here I am.
28496, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father."
28497, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,We got some time.
28498, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no,  I'm not fallin' for that again."
28499, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,"I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. "
28500, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,Argh!
28501, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Should I not have told you?
28502, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship."
28503, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,"Sure, what do you got?"
28504, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe," Oh, thank you."
28505, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Joey,"Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. I’m totally cool with that."
28506, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"Yeah, they're great seats too!"
28507, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know!  Joey, you can't say anything!"
28508, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening."
28509, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
28510, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,‘Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that I’m not gonna have and it’s freaking me out. I don’t know what to do about it.
28511, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s beautiful."
28512, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"You know, you think I would."
28513, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Okay!
28514, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Chandler,I'm a pretty little girl.
28515, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler,
28516, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,Okay.  I’m just going to propose!
28517, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!"
28518, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,Maybe we shouldn’t pay our gas bill? 
28519, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,You like me?
28520, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Joey," Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?"
28521, A Street," Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor,",1,Phoebe,Huh!
28522, Central Perk,,10,Monica,When were we not friends?
28523, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,
28524, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you."
28525, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,So what did you do today Pete?
28526, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,Maybe we should just eat now.
28527, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?"
28528, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?"
28529, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey,"You guys, can we please not watch this all right."
28530, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,"No, no!"
28531, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. "
28532, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,Really?
28533, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Chandler," I can’t help it, I opened a gate."
28534, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"‘Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Y’know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Y’know?"
28535, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,What-what ‘cha doin’?
28536, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,
28537, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!"
28538, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,Thanks.  What photo album was it?
28539, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel, Yes.
28540, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,"Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!"
28541, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry."
28542, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m so sorry. Um, and maybe I’m wrong! I but—y’know I’m gonna go out with him again, I’ll find out more."
28543, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"No, not here. Maybe here."
28544, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,How is that worse?!
28545, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. Hey, why don’t you give a pull on that rope? "
28546, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,I got something for her.  It's a book!
28547, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, hey Joey
28548, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
28549, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,I made you a surprise.
28550, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Next time you snore, I’m rolling ya over!"
28551, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’s uh, somethin’ about her."
28552, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
28553, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel," What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night."
28554, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, thank God! Finally!"
28555, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You bet I did, Ben, put it there!  Ho, ho, ho!"
28556, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time."
28557, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,Yeah. 
28558, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"Getting married.  Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like you’ve done everything else!"
28559, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Garfunkle.
28560, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"Umm, how’s it going with you guys?"
28561, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,3-2-1 oh!!
28562, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Ohhh!  Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn’t he?
28563, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,Hey.
28564, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,"Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go. But she did actually fall back to sleep, so..."
28565, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,You're not gonna need my help?
28566, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!"
28567, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"I’m not Jewish, so…"
28568, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Oooh.
28569, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,I was asleep.  Oh no! No-no honey! Y’know what’s sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
28570, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Monica,"And yet, we’re still poking him."
28571, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,I’m gonna be on two TV shows!
28572, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, that’s true."
28573, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,"Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash."
28574, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"I’m a professor here uh, Ross…Geller."
28575, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe, I'm totally getting it!
28576, Ross�,,9,Ross,"You know, if it�s meant to be, I�ll guess it. Bye, bye."
28577, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Okay, a thousand."
28578, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Small... 
28579, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,"Well, I don’t know. I called all the people in Monica’s phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice."
28580, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,What? When was this?
28581, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Oh, you're right."
28582, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
28583, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey!
28584, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica, What are you doing here?
28585, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey, Their not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. Their not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.
28586, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,"Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I’ll take them off. "
28587, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
28588, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,That new mountain bike?
28589, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, I can not believe you told him, Joey!"
28590, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Get over here!
28591, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
28592, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. That’s why I can’t take this job."
28593, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,"Okay, ready?"
28594, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,"Well she’s, she’s the kinda girl—Joey was unconscious."
28595, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?"
28596, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler," Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?"
28597, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!
28598, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? He didn’t want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don’t talk to him at all!"
28599, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
28600, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They…feel a little unwanted.
28601, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,What? Why? Where are you?
28602, the hotel conference room,,9,Rachel,Oh!
28603, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,What? What?
28604, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,Good for you! 
28605, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Okay.
28606, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it is the best."
28607, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!"
28608, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Okay, bye."
28609, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,"Well, Joey’s my best friend."
28610, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,Y’know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours…
28611, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"And Ross, if it weren’t for Rachel’s rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!"
28612, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,"OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment."
28613, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,"I know! I know, and I’ve only been playing for like an hour!"
28614, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Okay. Okay. 
28615, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,Ever?!
28616, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
28617, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
28618, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay. "
28619, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?"
28620, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,What?
28621, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Joey,Hi.
28622, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey," Ross, hey, the band’s ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so…"
28623, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, man. I’m sorry, I’m so-so sorry."
28624, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,"No Chandler, you don’t understand!  Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I’m y’know…I’m sick."
28625, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Chandler,Those are all really old!
28626, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"Yes. And another time after that. Boy I’m getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?"
28627, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, yeah, ok.  Oh, OK."
28628, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,I'll take it!
28629, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,What?
28630, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big?  Hi Daddy!"
28631, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!"
28632, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Ah, sure, Nina. What’s up?"
28633, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,"Don’t worry about me, I’m a robot! I’m just a machine!!"
28634, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?"
28635, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,Are you still mad at us?
28636, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal."
28637, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,Ah!
28638, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart!
28639, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Yes... I'm sorry, I've never met a boyfriends parents before..."
28640, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird."
28641, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yeah.
28642, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,What?!
28643, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Oh, thanks! "
28644, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,No.
28645, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Awwww.
28646, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,What?!
28647, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,What?
28648, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"Ooh, I have to tell you something."
28649, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,That is true.
28650, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Hi, how are ya?"
28651, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know she’s too international, y'know she’s never gonna be around."
28652, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,"Awww, come on—wait—stop it. Okay, to Monica."
28653, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,"All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!"
28654, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,"Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?"
28655, Ross and Rachel’s," Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video,",8,Rachel, Hmm…maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
28656, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, it’s okay."
28657, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I’ll be in there. 
28658, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,
28659, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Chandler,"Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there. "
28660, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"So, what movie should we see?"
28661, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"No, it’s my joke, it’s mine. You can call them, they’ll tell you."
28662, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Ross,"Umm, Jo’s a girl, it’s short for Josephine."
28663, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,I think we should.
28664, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Chandler,Should we tell Rachel there’s an empty private room right next door to hers?
28665, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wife there in-in chapter seven."
28666, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I do, yeah."
28667, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Joey,"Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed."
28668, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! 
28669, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Well maybe we just take that one away. 
28670, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler, Hello! Little ones.
28671, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,God! I can't believe she saved me for last.  Why are they taking so long?
28672, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,didn't till just now.
28673, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross," So, you gettin’ tired?"
28674, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Joey,What about Andr�?
28675, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
28676, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe," Rach, you’re in my seat."
28677, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Hey.
28678, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,
28679, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
28680, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,How hot is this?!
28681, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,Oh fine.
28682, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe," Oh, you caught me. I am so busted."
28683, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!"
28684, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,"I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job."
28685, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we...  be?"
28686, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,I’m still on the set!
28687, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica, Nooo!
28688, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!"
28689, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Shh! Shh! Shh!
28690, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,Okay. I’m gonna be the mom that makes the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.
28691, Chandler and Joey's,"  Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, y’know, thank you for being such a great roommate.",6,Joey,
28692, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,It’s Chandler’s way of pretending he didn’t take mime.
28693, The Mr, Bowmont  Yo-ho-ho!,7,Joey,
28694, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel, Never-never mind.
28695, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Weren’t you asked to leave sonny?
28696, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Phoebe,"These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice."
28697, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,No.
28698, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Rachel,"Geez Ross, you could have showered."
28699, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Hi!",8,Rachel,
28700, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"You know, they're not actually supposed to have...  I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?"
28701, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,What?
28702, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Monica,I know.
28703, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?"
28704, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,"All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition."
28705, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold."
28706, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"No, no! We should divide them up  and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!"
28707, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,"No, it’s not gonna be okay Ross, tomorrow is my last day, and I don’t have a lead. Okay, y'know what, I’m just gonna, I’m just gonna call Gunther and I’m gonna tell him, I’m not quitting."
28708, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,"Uh actually Joey, it’s the Cretasous period."
28709, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,I know!!
28710, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"So, uh, how's she doing?"
28711, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,"You can’t make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…"
28712, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen."
28713, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,"This sucks man! The last night you’re here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500."
28714, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
28715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Rachel, We’re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.
28716, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,Oh.
28717, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,"No you don’t—get it in black, not brown."
28718, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,ok
28719, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe," Okay, that was Mike."
28720, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"All right, check me out."
28721, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,He's got the body for it.
28722, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
28723, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Wow! So, now you’re going on a date with this girl?"
28724, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,715.  Watch doesn’t work.
28725, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Want a wedding dress?   Hardly used.
28726, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now."
28727, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Okay, what's up?"
28728, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," No really, they're OK."
28729, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,I'm having... I'm having a baby.  I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?
28730, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Rachel,Okay.
28731, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,What’s up? 
28732, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,You okay over there?
28733, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!"
28734, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Alright, so that leaves Chandler."
28735, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,"Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own."
28736, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Do you want me to learn?!
28737, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Just pass it to your boss!
28738, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,You had no relationship!!
28739, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Face to face, yeah!"
28740, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday."
28741, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"I-I sure will, take care. "
28742, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,"Listen, I’m really glad you got the part."
28743, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Ok, Michelle, it�s time to go."
28744, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Where were your parents?
28745, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop."
28746, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"That’s okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didn’t want it to end this way, y’know?"
28747, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,
28748, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Phoebe," Hi! Oh yeah, uh-huh, it's me. I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. You lied so you could run by yourself."
28749, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,I’d love it if you would do it.
28750, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Nice work everybody! So much for the y’know, ""You can drive it, but don’t tell Rachel"" plan!"
28751, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
28752, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,If anything should happen to him…
28753, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who’s gonna be in the country like all the time."
28754, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,I know it is the best.
28755, Monica’s bedroom," she has just lost her flower to Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!
28756, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"Great, ok faster! ""je"""
28757, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry."
28758, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica, I understand.
28759, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Hey, what's going on Joe?"
28760, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone."
28761, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Relax. Here hold this 
28762, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again."
28763, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,What trail?
28764, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"I would, but you're the last one."
28765, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Joey,Fifty-six!
28766, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,"Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive."
28767, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross, Okay.
28768, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I'm not telling. 
28769, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,You missed a belt loop.
28770, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe,What? They will be!
28771, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Phoebe?
28772, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah! You really—You look great.
28773, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Joey,Pretty nice?
28774, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,Oh my God.
28775, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Rachel,What’s-what’s going on? Phil’s really pissed!
28776, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I…  I don’t want Stevie to see her like this."
28777, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,I need two. I’m bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
28778, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing."
28779, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,Phoebe.
28780, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,Hey.
28781, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,"Wait a minute, it’s perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we’re in a building that’s full of beds!"
28782, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,What?
28783, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! "
28784, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey,"Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don't—I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine."
28785, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Don’t just say yes! This isn’t a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!"
28786, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Oh.
28787, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler, They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
28788, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?"
28789, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Ross,Oh-no. No. No.
28790, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Phoebe’s…
28791, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
28792, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,Everything? Even the TV?
28793, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,Oh!
28794, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Oh, OK."
28795, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?"
28796, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Hey!
28797, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Wait! Oh wait! 
28798, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,
28799, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Oh, what were the other two?"
28800, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel, OK.
28801, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was…
28802, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don’t get.
28803, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died."
28804, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity?  Damnit!"
28805, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,All right. All right.
28806, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,"Ah, just cut me a little sliver.  What?! Are you afraid you’re gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!"
28807, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Is everything okay?
28808, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
28809, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,"Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?"
28810, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Joey,"Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business?  Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister."
28811, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Monica,"Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time."
28812, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Huh?
28813, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey."
28814, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh. 
28815, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! "
28816, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,You don't like ice cream?
28817, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,Shhh.
28818, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,Monica said that did she? 
28819, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Joey,Allright. See you later!
28820, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,We'll see.
28821, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,"Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged. "
28822, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,You tell them to wait!
28823, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler," Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again."
28824, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Rachel,"Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay."
28825, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!"
28826, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
28827, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,You got me.
28828, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Chandler,What problem did you tell him you had?
28829, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"No please, show me how I begged you!"
28830, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey, You were right. He is funny.
28831, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Hi Chandler.
28832, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,"I know, it's beautiful. Amazing."
28833, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know."
28834, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? "
28835, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, is this, is this for real?"
28836, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,"No, I don't think that's the kinda thing they're looking for. "
28837, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,Isn't there any way you can keep him?
28838, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"I wasn’t sure which one Mary-Angela was.  Look, I’m sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar."
28839, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"Hey, Zack!"
28840, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?"
28841, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Joey,I *love* my job.
28842, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me."
28843, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,All right. 
28844, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I just, I don’t understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y’know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?"
28845, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!"
28846, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, how cute!"
28847, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,All right.
28848, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.
28849, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,This one right here. 
28850, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,"Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? "
28851, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,I KNOW!
28852, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, he’s not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!"
28853, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Phoebe,"I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny..."
28854, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,What do you mean?
28855, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, why not?"
28856, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,Well what’s complicated? You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance. You go past the Mud Hut through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey; you yank his tail and boom! You’re in Paradise Pond!
28857, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,What about your breath?! 
28858, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Yes! Chandler Bing, 7! Chandler Bing, 0."
28859, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"Sure, sure. Ok,  See?"
28860, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Y'know...
28861, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,I am going… I'm going--Turn it over! 
28862, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,They’re in my bag over there. 
28863, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross, These aren't suede.
28864, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh nothing I… Sorry, I just can’t stop crying."
28865, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? Maybe, this is not about seizing stuff. Maybe this is about escaping stuff."
28866, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,Is Joey here?
28867, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"All right. Have you said, ""I love you?"" You could say, I love you."
28868, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross, Are we really in Montreal?!
28869, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,"I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! "
28870, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, this one’s for Chandler. Here."
28871, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,And I just want a million dollars! 
28872, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
28873, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,No.  Neither is mine.
28874, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel, His new girlfriend!
28875, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?"
28876, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! 
28877, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"I dropped him off at Carol’s.  Anyway, it turns out that I’m not going to be able to get those tickets though."
28878, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler," Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and don’t talk to anyone."
28879, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Yeah.
28880, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,"I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands..."
28881, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Joey,"Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!"
28882, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,"I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!"
28883, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler," Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person."
28884, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,So uh…I guess we should…make it official huh?
28885, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler, That's the perfect amount!
28886, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!"
28887, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,No.
28888, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, oh, I've gotta go.  Cool!"
28889, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,You don’t even have cats.
28890, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?"
28891, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Oh!  you’re parents will be at home in Queens.
28892, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night.  It was right here, where is it?"
28893, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Come on baby, come on!"
28894, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
28895, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,I think so.
28896, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay I didn’t get that message. So this doesn’t count—Anyway, I’ll be in my office."
28897, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,"And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else."
28898, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?"
28899, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,"That is funny, maybe for my birthday she’ll murder someone."
28900, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Yes! Good thing we have that, ‘Not in New York’ rule."
28901, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Really? What is it?
28902, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Chandler,"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?"
28903, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,They’re not true?
28904, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,"No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche."
28905, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Really.
28906, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe, Ross!
28907, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,I’m not macho.
28908, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"A hundred?! Well, I-I guess I’ll take a—Mona, uh…I-I’m not sure about the whole uh, card thing."
28909, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica, Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
28910, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,You’ll see.
28911, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story."
28912, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,Well you could’ve untied it with your hands.
28913, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,Damnit Carl!
28914, Ross and Rachel’s apartment," Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings,",6,Rachel,"Uh no, he’s not. Can I take a message?"
28915, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,Rachel?
28916, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross, Rach?
28917, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Chandler,"Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! We’re not even sure why we’re having it."
28918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,Hey! How’s the boat?!
28919, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross, Yes! Santa's coming!
28920, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,What?!
28921, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
28922, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,"I’m so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show."
28923, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe," Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?"
28924, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something."
28925, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!"
28926, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,No. We were in the middle of sex…and you fell asleep.
28927, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Where is Emily?
28928, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Rachel, I’ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?"
28929, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything."
28930, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Aw..
28931, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica, Y’know maybe a little bit!
28932, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,Or?
28933, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"No, I-I’m not doody."
28934, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Hey, you’re ah, pretty good at this."
28935, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,I don't think he's the one who needs help.
28936, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"All right, great, road trip baby!  This okay with you?"
28937, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,Come on! All the cool kids are eating ‘em! 
28938, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Fancy soap? I thought we were savin’ that for the Pope!
28939, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Apparently, Sting’s son made fun of the fact that Ben’s moms are lesbinims."
28940, The Freeman Building," Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath,",8,Ross,"Hello.  So to sum up, I’m Professor Geller. Good job today."
28941, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica," Hi, Tim."
28942, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,We checked. A lot.
28943, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Chandler,"Daddy. All right look, here’s the story.  So I take off my glasses and that’s when in happened."
28944, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,That’s what I do now.
28945, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,"Okay Bobby, why don’t we just come over here and let them have a little moment. "
28946, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"I need to talk to you, it's urgent!"
28947, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?
28948, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That tone will not make me go any faster.
28949, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,And it’s so clean!!
28950, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"What, oh my God. What did you do?"
28951, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Rachel,What bank is this?
28952, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.  What?"
28953, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.
28954, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Oh! Phoebe, all babies are beautiful!"
28955, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?"
28956, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Joey,"Everything is upside down here! It rains all day long, nobody watches tv and Ross is famous!"
28957, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,Oh my God. Richard?  Hi!
28958, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Okay, what's going on with you?"
28959, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, I know... I still have my old key!  We can just unlock the door."
28960, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"That’s ridiculous! I’m not a ""Star,"" just a regular famous actor."
28961, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Hey, Charlie!"
28962, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,And?
28963, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"Well. I guess you think you’re pretty special huh? Sittin’ up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin’ stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well y’know what?  This is one star who’s hoop… This is a star that the hoop—this hoop—I was Dr. Drake Remoray!"
28964, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Monica,"Oh, put him on!"
28965, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, he’s made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Y’know it’s all very Cats in the Cradle—I don’t want to get into it.  Here we go."
28966, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
28967, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,She’s in the bathroom.
28968, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,"See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? "
28969, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,He is so cute!
28970, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,Noooooooo!
28971, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,"Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check? I'm waiting for a call from Emily."
28972, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!"
28973, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Oh...
28974, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Hey.
28975, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time."
28976, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,What are you guys doing here?
28977, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,Takes it out of you? 
28978, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,"All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. "
28979, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Monica,Yeah? The work problem?
28980, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,What?
28981, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe, Are you under the sheet?
28982, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,Why not?
28983, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,Yeah!
28984, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,"No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, I’m sure we won’t get arrested for this."
28985, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
28986, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,Yeah?
28987, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Really?! How much?!
28988, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Come in! Come in!  We’re engaged!!!
28989, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Well, umm, why don’t you give him a call?"
28990, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger."
28991, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"So, so, what’d ya think?"
28992, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,When have I ever done that?!
28993, After dinner,,3,Ross,Well Mr. Big Shot is better than ‘wethead’.
28994, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,"I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her."
28995, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!
28996, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"Oh, women can. You can't."
28997, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Well, that can't be good!"
28998, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,I was kidding.
28999, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Get away!
29000, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Are you mocking me?
29001, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot.  Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while."
29002, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"Oh well, that makes it not terrible."
29003, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Good luck to you.
29004, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? "
29005, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,…Come on! Why are we here?!
29006, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,We haven’t eaten yet!
29007, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Excuse me?
29008, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,O-okay!
29009, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"Well, what is the truth?"
29010, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,Hey! Are you okay?
29011, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Pheebs?
29012, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,"I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this."
29013, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Chandler please!
29014, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey,Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
29015, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, ""Eight years."" And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm…now here we are."
29016, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"How is ""Monica, I love your sweet ass,"" inappropriate?"
29017, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,I don’t what your talking about. 
29018, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Hey-hey, hey!  I don’t know why I did that!"
29019, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, just ask him!"
29020, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!"
29021, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Thank God.
29022, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler," Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama…"
29023, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Congratulations!
29024,,,4,Joey,"Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. "
29025, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for."
29026, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"What are you ah, what are you gonna do?"
29027, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,"Well, yeah, of-of course I’m okay! What? I’m just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and "
29028, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross," Oh hey, but that’s sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?"
29029, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,Okay!  Check it out!
29030, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe, Really?!
29031, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,"Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?"
29032, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"Yeah, she said you looked like Ingrid Bergman that day."
29033, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Well, actually it’s been great. She’s 20 so she’s not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now."
29034, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,O-okay!
29035, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,"It’s not just that she’s cute, okay. It’s just that... she’s really really cute."
29036, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,One.
29037, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Phoebe,Really?
29038, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,All right…
29039, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Good luck Chandler.
29040, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Yeah right.
29041, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler, Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?
29042, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You are soo enjoying this.
29043, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler, I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!
29044, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe," Ok, say no more."
29045, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,Oh God! He’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
29046, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here."
29047, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,No.
29048, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Well he made Rachel cry!
29049, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,Okay. I’m going with you.
29050, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Uh-huh.
29051, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker Texas Ranger?"
29052, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Sorry.
29053, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Monica,No.
29054, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight’s specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?"
29055, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,All right! Thanks Pheebs!
29056, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. Hard Ass and Wuss. We could fight crime!
29057, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,"Yeah, I knew."
29058, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,David is going to propose to Phoebe.
29059, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,What is this? Fruit?
29060, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,"And I'm fine never having heard it...  Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?"
29061, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know what they say, the 23rd time’s the charm.  Aww, look at you all handsome!"
29062, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hey, have you seen Rachel?"
29063, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Rachel, I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
29064, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,Phoebe!
29065, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey,"Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff."
29066, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,Oh no! Why?
29067, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,...Ross?
29068, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,Barry?!
29069, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace."
29070, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Joey! Joey!!
29071, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,"Hello!  Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable."
29072, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica, Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
29073, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?"
29074, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel,"Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him."
29075, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
29076, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,Right.
29077, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,What are you doing with those?!
29078, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?"
29079, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Hey!
29080, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. Thank you Chandler."
29081, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,"Uh, middle balcony."
29082, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Huh.
29083, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey,"Whoa!! Now look, don’t be just blurtin’ stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?"
29084, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Joey,
29085, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...
29086, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from?
29087, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
29088, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,I hope it's okay.
29089, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica, How did work go?
29090, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,What?
29091, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,"All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. "
29092, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Ross, you don’t have to yell."
29093, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Rach come on, what?"
29094, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,You guys. You suck too. 
29095, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Monica,Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
29096, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Phoebe, Uh-huh.
29097, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"All right look, y’know how-y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot?"
29098, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,Would you let it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
29099, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Why aren't you at work?
29100, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?"
29101, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,Isabella Rosselini. 
29102, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out."
29103, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,I had the same dream!
29104, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief."
29105, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Nana liked it rough!
29106, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,007 gets all the ladies.
29107, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.  What?"
29108, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,It’s right there! 
29109, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross, I'm calling Mom.
29110, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Monica,"All right, let's go say good-bye."
29111, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,But you two were supposed to be together.
29112, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
29113, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Janice?
29114, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Nooo!!
29115, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,And it works both ways.
29116, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I…"
29117, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,"Yes, she jumped right back up."
29118, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,It was my first time.
29119, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross," You made out with Missy Goldberg. How could you do that, after you promised me?"
29120, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"Oh please, you just want more blue pins."
29121, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Monica,"I guess Joey was right, it does nothing."
29122, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work."
29123, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."
29124, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Hi.
29125, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,"Oh-ho-ho, you think I don’t know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me!  Well what do you know! Broken! That’ll be $400!"
29126, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!"
29127, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"No, you could’ve lost your job."
29128, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,No.
29129, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"""I could go right now."" "
29130, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didn’t take any of my suggestions! That’s for coming buddy. I’ll see you later. 
29131, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"Ok, you know what, I'm just gonna take her outside."
29132, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica,"Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean... Monica clean."
29133, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
29134, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"It was his sweater, but—Oh my God!"
29135, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source."
29136, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange.
29137, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross’s wedding?"
29138, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,Yeah.
29139, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
29140, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Bye, bye."
29141, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,"Hey, come on, it’s not your fault."
29142, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,The Richard.
29143, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Phoebe,"You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel."
29144, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Phoebe,Look at all the stuff people sent!
29145, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Chandler,"Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? "
29146, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, me too!"
29147, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth."
29148, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,"Well, if-if she thought they were on a break…"
29149, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yes you did, gleba is a word!"
29150, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,Step away from the duck.
29151, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?"
29152, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Bye. 
29153, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Thank you! You’re great! 
29154, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Oh thank God!
29155, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Stop it.
29156, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
29157, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want"
29158, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Hey! 
29159, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,"Oh good! Because we have an ""I'm sorry"" song."
29160, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea."
29161, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,Hmhmm. 
29162, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey, He’s not really my type.
29163, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,"Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising."
29164, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?"
29165, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey, A place to entertain my lady friends.
29166, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, get out of my kitchen!"
29167, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice."
29168, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,Really?
29169, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,"Well, it’s no pesto."
29170, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Ross,Somehow over time it got easier to be apart from you.
29171, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"No, it doesn’t say where it came from. Where would we return it?"
29172, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,Hey.
29173, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?
29174, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Here, here!"
29175, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"No, it’s my joke, it’s mine. You can call them, they’ll tell you."
29176, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Are you really that busy?
29177, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Stop it. Stop it!
29178, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?"
29179, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you."
29180, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...
29181, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,No! We only mess around at his place!
29182, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Hell, I’m drunk right now!  What? I can’t have a mimosa with breakfast?! I’m on vacation!"
29183, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yes, but also  Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday."
29184, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"And that’s funny, why?"
29185, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Joey,"Oh great.  Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!"
29186, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone."
29187, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan."
29188, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! Okay. 
29189, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth."
29190, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didn’t I wouldn’t have a shot?"
29191, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,What?!
29192, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Rachel,"You can’t just say, ‘Nice to meet you, good night?’"
29193, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!
29194, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"All right. What's your news, Amy?"
29195, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler,Okay.  You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!
29196, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,With the claw?!
29197, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out. "
29198, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,Okay!  Check it out!
29199, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,I am gonna see her again.
29200, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!"
29201, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Yes-yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to uh, demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth."
29202, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,"Oh, I’ve got it! I have got it!  Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!"
29203, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Chandler,You got your passport?
29204, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica, It's an expression.
29205, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Monica,"Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. That’s great. So how-how are things going?"
29206, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,"We weren’t picking up, it’s Amanda!"
29207, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Hey!
29208, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
29209, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
29210, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie."
29211, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,You be okay?
29212, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,Hey you guys?
29213, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,Isn’t she beautiful?
29214, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?"
29215, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind."
29216, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Cat!
29217, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,It’ll be okay Joe.
29218, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,Just flip!
29219, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey guys!
29220, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"Chandler, wait, wait, wait..."
29221, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"That’s an idea!  Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?"
29222, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,No! Why?
29223, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel," Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault."
29224, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. 
29225, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Monica,"Wow, that's a big cable bill! Huh, you don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn… on a Saturday afternoon?!  I was in the house! "
29226, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Phoebe,No. I’m-I’m to depressed to talk.
29227, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"That’s our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why don’t I just—why don’t I just cover you for a while?"
29228, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross, WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
29229, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?"
29230, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,"Huh, didn’t see that coming."
29231, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Oh...
29232, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross," Okay! Okay! Okay. I’m sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?"
29233, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,No. Y'know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail.
29234, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel, The screaming guy?
29235, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out."
29236, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
29237, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,We don’t make enough fun of you already?
29238, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!"
29239, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help."
29240, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!"
29241, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,Hi.
29242, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,Hey! I didn't know either.
29243, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"Oh right, right."
29244, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,We have to find the rest of the platoon!
29245, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Oh right!
29246, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I wasn’t even thinking about that."
29247, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,"No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
29248, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,Okay. And it’s not just chicks y'know? It’s all kinds of other animals!
29249, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,"Well, we should go."
29250, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Thanks.
29251, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,FREE PORN!!!
29252, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,"All right, watch me!  Okay, you time me. Ready?"
29253, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all.  Monica! We need more candy?"
29254, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,"I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!"
29255, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,"That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler."
29256, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Du-ude!
29257, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Well, then so you just invite me...!"
29258, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
29259, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,Hey!
29260, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Well, look at that, same thing."
29261, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?
29262, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,Why?
29263, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,You know what I really really want?
29264, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,You don’t want my opinion?
29265, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,I love you so much.
29266, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross," Look, I took it too far!"
29267, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
29268, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"What are you doing here, Santa?"
29269, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica, Shoot! We’re out of soda.
29270, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Is-is he ok?
29271, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,"Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey."
29272, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Monica,Just...please tell him.
29273, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Ross,Hey
29274, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? 
29275, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,Yeah... what am I going to say to Kenneth Schwartz?
29276, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? "
29277, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
29278, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,And there’s daddy!
29279, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Phoebe! We’re both  your backup?!
29280, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"Okay, Chandler, you go first."
29281, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,We?!
29282, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Nope, not that one."
29283, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,Because of Emma.
29284, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Hey.
29285, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"I am sorry! Again... I don't know, I don’t know what happened, I must be nervous!"
29286, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Damnit! Is there no mystery left in romance anymore!?
29287, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
29288, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Where did you go to do it?
29289, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,Oh he knows!  For the most part.
29290, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,Really? What's that like?
29291, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldn’t even be an actor!
29292, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Ross,Hey-hey Pheebs!
29293, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,You be okay?
29294, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,You don’t know him. It’s not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. 
29295, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,John?
29296, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?"
29297, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Oh, seriously?"
29298, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel, Oh God!
29299, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe, Hey Rach.
29300, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones."
29301, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you?"
29302, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,Um-hmm.
29303, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Really? The scientist guy?
29304, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
29305, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
29306, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Well it’s only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m not gonna ask him for anything."
29307, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,What's up?
29308, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
29309, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"Well, your kind of sitting in my seat."
29310, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,What is this? What’s going on?
29311, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,"I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel’s father. Look I…I made a mistake, but it’s only because I really, really like you. Really!"
29312, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,What?!
29313, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. "
29314, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler," Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me."
29315, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies."
29316, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross, You told her!
29317, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,You too!
29318, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,FREE PORN!!!
29319, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,They make you take an oath?
29320, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Chandler,"I’m so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should’ve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!"
29321, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Oh, I’m actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, she’s been away all week visiting her parents, but she’ll be cool. I mean, she’s been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my friends.’"
29322, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,That's closer.
29323, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,That’s what I did. Wah-pah!
29324, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
29325, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Rachel,I already fed her.
29326, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,What?! We can't do that!
29327, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe, Hey!
29328, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,I am the best.
29329, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
29330, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Bye!
29331, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,"I know. Okay.  Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what we’re gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then you’re just gonna pay the difference."
29332, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,You ok?
29333, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! That’s my restaurant, I’m the chef there."
29334, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m gonna pass. ‘Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies."
29335, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Uh actually, sorry I can’t even make it. I’m seeing Mona again tonight."
29336, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross, We’re just gonna be friends.
29337, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice."
29338, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,This is embarrassing. 
29339, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,"I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?"
29340, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,
29341, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,"We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret."
29342, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,"And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?"
29343, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job."
29344, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,Now you are going to love these.
29345, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Rachel,"Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there."
29346, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
29347, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Lowell, is that you?"
29348, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey," Hey! So, what’s with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?"
29349, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
29350, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech."
29351, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,Why? Who’d you seen him with?
29352, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,Hi.
29353, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black."
29354, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Let’s play some ball, guys."
29355, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she’s having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!"
29356, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel, Yep.
29357, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Well, mine was worse than that."
29358, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler, I have *not* thought this through!
29359, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Joey,"Ross! Ross! If you’re going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? "
29360, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,so how'd the date go?
29361, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team."
29362, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"Chandler, relax it’s not a contest.  Certainly not a close one."
29363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m not sure I can do that."
29364, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,Oh.
29365, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,"Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that."
29366, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,Hit yourself in the tooth?
29367, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,I just saw Janice.
29368, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"I guess that makes sense. So, you think you’re going to talk to him?"
29369, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
29370, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Water rules!
29371, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,
29372, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Okay, great!"
29373, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,I think that would be best.
29374, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,No!
29375, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"No.  Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?"
29376, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,
29377, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,You want it?
29378, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah.
29379, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Thirty. Ugh, I mean thirty! Monica, do you remember mean, old Mrs. Kreeger in the fifth grade? She was thirty!"
29380, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Phoebe,Wow!
29381, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,No!
29382, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Rachel,"You know what else I’m not gonna miss? ""I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"""
29383, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Monica,"Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith."
29384, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,What the hell are you doin'?
29385, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,Shhh! Shhhh! Joey’s asleep.
29386, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe,Was it not pain-free?
29387, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!"
29388, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,So you like the nachos uh? Myself I’m partial to…
29389, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,Why not?
29390, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I can’t believe I set you up with such a MONSTER!"
29391, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel," Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing."
29392, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
29393, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,I can.
29394, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe," Don’t try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died."
29395, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Rachel,"Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!"
29396, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Rachel, calm down!"
29397, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"All right, you ready?"
29398, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,I don’t. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because I’m pregnant you think I’m invisible.
29399, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, ""The Sound."""
29400, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
29401, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! "
29402, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me.  What?"
29403, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Mine! 
29404, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Sex on the balcony?
29405, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
29406, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey, Wow!
29407, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,Sure?  Thanks.
29408, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,"More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for ""Family Honor 2 Thissa Time Itsa Personal."""
29409, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, just look at her... "
29410, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel," Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice..."
29411, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Or not, whatever."
29412, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that’s very nice. Plus, y’know they were free and they’re too small."
29413, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe, You'll get your turn!
29414, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?"
29415, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?"
29416, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,The hardware store is right down the street.
29417, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Electrical plans for the building.
29418, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,All right!
29419, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,"So he’s probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move."
29420, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,"Oh, I think I have the cash."
29421, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"Hey well, you can’t teach someone to be good with women. Y’know, that’s why I never had any luck with Chandler."
29422, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Get out!!
29423, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Yeah. That’s fine. That’s fair. Is it Tag?
29424, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, Ross is here so..."
29425, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross," Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, I’ve been thinking, I’m just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you."
29426, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
29427, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Joey,"Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?"
29428, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross, So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight!
29429, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"Chandler, come on nothing even happened!"
29430, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,
29431, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Really?! I mean, even with the card?"
29432, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,Hi!
29433, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,Hi! I just wanna- Oh my God!
29434, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know."
29435, Ross',,9,Rachel,Oh he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.
29436, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not—that’s-that’s not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. It’s-it’s, they’re-they’re wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale’s, so… And obviously in uh, in-in this case,  I am going to report back, ""USA not ready."""
29437, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure ",4,Rachel,
29438, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"No, it was me. I'm sorry. I over reacted."
29439, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel, Hi!
29440, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe," Okay, bye!"
29441, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,It's too late for apologies.
29442, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey, You sick bastards!
29443, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Are you serious?
29444, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Chandler,"Oh, come on. What was with that whole Black Bart speech?  ""When I play poker, I'm not a nice guy!"""
29445, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!"
29446, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,Hey.
29447, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting."
29448, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"It kinda worked. I mean y’know, I don’t know about you buy I haven’t thought about our thing since all this."
29449, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,Hey!
29450, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.
29451, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"No, sorry sweety.."
29452, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Ohh.
29453, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,Wh-why is that the best part?
29454, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Ross,Did you just wink at me?
29455, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,"Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!"
29456, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God, I can’t believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting."
29457, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"I can see the headline now ""Lottery winners' friend filled with regret eats own arm""."
29458, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,"Oh good! Because we have an ""I'm sorry"" song."
29459, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there."
29460, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
29461, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here ."
29462, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel, Yeah!
29463, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What are you talking about?
29464, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,Joey! The vet said it’s a simple procedure.
29465, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Well, actually..."
29466, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, I do that ‘cause it makes me look taller."
29467, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I can’t believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! "
29468, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,When they see this you'll be 52!
29469, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,You gave them to me!
29470, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Rent?
29471, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Oh, somebody’s feeling better."
29472, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Joey, Did that guy really make that joke?
29473, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
29474, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, Hi.
29475, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,I gotta stop this.
29476, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Fourth gear!!
29477, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"Okay, great. "
29478, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Bye!
29479, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Phoebe,Yeah Joey that is so gross!
29480, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom,",7,Phoebe, Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She’s not your cousin!
29481, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,Really? That's great!
29482, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Hi!
29483, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,What are the odds? What are the odds?
29484, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, what's all this stuff?"
29485, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
29486, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,No!  Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
29487, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Alright, let me ask you this question How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? ."
29488, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,A couple hours.
29489, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"I don’t think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?"
29490, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,"And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!"
29491, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica, Okay.
29492, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees."
29493, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Hey so, did uh, did she move out?"
29494, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Well then let me do it!
29495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. "
29496, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Not for the next few minutes.
29497, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"Oh, oh. Of course. God, I'm so stupid. You guys are a couple now. I mean, you probably just want to be alone."
29498, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor."
29499, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Sure, but come on, as big as your wedding?"
29500, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Y'know what, I don’t think we should listen to this anymore. "
29501, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy."
29502, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"No. Yeah, and I know that. All right, well thank you so much for coming in it was nice to meet you."
29503, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey," Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!"
29504, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Okay, two things didn’t happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out that’s not true."
29505, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,Hey! How was sailing?
29506, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,No!
29507, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!"
29508, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,That's right! I'm taking the essence.
29509, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's beautiful."
29510, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!"
29511, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?"
29512, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
29513, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt."
29514, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
29515, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel," It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff."
29516, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,Thanks! Okay-okay check it out!  Eh?
29517, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself."
29518, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,"And she wants to go hunting, too!!"
29519, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,Hey Joe what’s up?
29520, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,No. He.....he’s coming out of his shorts.
29521, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,"Joey! It is an auction! You don’t guess, you buy!"
29522, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?"
29523, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,I can scratch that right off.
29524, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,You're Frank Buffay?
29525, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler,"Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like to be surprised."
29526, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,Thanks!
29527, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"Oh. Okay, bye."
29528, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. It can with the pants."
29529, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I’ve already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners."
29530, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,What's happenin'?
29531, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?"
29532, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,‘Kay!
29533, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross, Hey!
29534, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,"I’m, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdale’s and use the copy machine."
29535, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots."
29536, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Yes, doctor."
29537, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Joey?
29538, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,What? You forgot fourteen states?
29539, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey,"You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!"
29540, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel,Chandler!!
29541, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Y’know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs…"
29542, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.
29543, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,The end.
29544, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Okay, take it easy."
29545, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,He’s doin’ some thinkin’!
29546, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?"
29547, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Wow! You are really fast!
29548, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,Call us when you get there.
29549, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,Yes.
29550, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Uh-huh! I know. I’m coming soon to a theater near you! I’m in THX! I’m unsuitable for children!
29551, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,Do you realize you get louder each week?
29552, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that."
29553, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Ross,Y’know what I think it is? I think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.
29554, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,Why did I have to start working out again?  Damn you 15s!
29555, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I don’t know.
29556, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,"So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?"
29557, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Oh... uh... look... before you...
29558, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Yeah, but without the costumes."
29559, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
29560, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross," Huh, I took a shot there."
29561, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, last Saturday. Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic.  Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one."
29562, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune."
29563, The Hotel," Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding,",7,Rachel,"Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.} Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?"
29564, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey," Hey Monica, it's Joey!"
29565, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh. Y’know, he hums while he does other stuff to."
29566, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,I'm so confused!
29567, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole ""I never want to get married"" thing and step up!"
29568, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, yes I do. God, oh it’s just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like y’know where it was from or…"
29569, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Hey Rach!
29570, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,What are you doing here?
29571, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross, Is everything allright?
29572, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,No. I hate this part.
29573, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross," Oh good, you haven't left yet."
29574, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe, Marcia and Chester are mad at Phyllis.
29575, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,Why not?!
29576, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,Okay!  Hey!
29577, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,"Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down."
29578, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel, All right. Who wants to go first?
29579, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,No thank you for… Thank you.
29580, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,Why not?
29581, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler," Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?"
29582, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Yep!
29583, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Thank you, but, but you gotta leave."
29584, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!"
29585, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,Gimmie! 
29586, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,"So, what do you think?"
29587, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah."
29588, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?"
29589, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"The donation we made earlier, we k…, we w…, we want it back."
29590, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"That’s what that was?! ‘Cause that other thing? I thought you were on to something, but it did nothing for me."
29591, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,And I won!
29592, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... "
29593, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Besides, there’s a big age difference."
29594, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"I'm not gonna gooo, so I think that will accomplish the not going."
29595, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. ""Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."""
29596, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,Sandy made Madeleines.
29597, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, that. Umm, she took it really well."
29598, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler," Uhh, that was Joey. He’s running a little late, he says he’s sorry."
29599, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, Rachel."
29600, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Hey! What do you guys think about this. ""Ross The Divorce-Force""."
29601, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you wanna be now. It's exciting.
29602, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,"Yeah, he's head of the department."
29603, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,No Joey! No Joey! Don’t Joey! Joey!
29604, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,"Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming ‘cause, ‘cause her eyes keep going like this. "
29605, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,"Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t do this."
29606, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,That's my sister.
29607, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,
29608, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,What? Oh my God! To who?
29609, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. 
29610, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
29611, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,You okay?
29612, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,Yeah. Go over to Joey’s. Go over to Joey’s and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.
29613, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Uh, Yes. Yes. I’ve just been going over your data here, and little thing, you’ve been post-dating your Friday numbers."
29614, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson.  He’s the head of my department."
29615, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!  Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream."
29616, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think we’re ready to have a baby now?!
29617, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,"Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica’s and she and Chandler had a big fight and they’re not moving in."
29618, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Umm, do you see any—oh, Vaseline?"
29619, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Ooh!
29620, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
29621, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.
29622, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,I just asked you.
29623, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,Yeah!
29624, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I get more because I’m dainty."
29625, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
29626, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Oh yeah? I guess we'll just see!
29627, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Sure! Okay, you go first."
29628, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler," Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke."
29629, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
29630, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,"Fine, I'll give the suit back."
29631, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Ross,"Why, why, why would you dream that?"
29632, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
29633, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey, I can’t do it!
29634, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,Oh they didn’t want to come!
29635, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Monica, You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
29636, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do."
29637, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
29638, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Joey,I don’t wanna.
29639, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,"See? Now, that’s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking."
29640, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,Okay.
29641, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? "
29642, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Some guy, Tom Gordon."
29643, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"You tell me! Maybe, it’s because I was just fooling with my ex! Oh no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no, that was you!!"
29644, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story I’ve had such a craving for them."
29645, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!"
29646, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, scarf’s done. "
29647, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"She spit up. Judy! She spi�Judy! Look alive, Judy!  Thank you."
29648, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, I can’t live with Joey once the baby comes. I don’t want my child’s first words to be,  ""How you doin’?"""
29649, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
29650, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler,This vacation sucks!!
29651, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,Linen closet.
29652, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,"Actually, it looks really good. "
29653, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,Chandler?
29654, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
29655, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,He's got nothing!
29656, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Ross, Phoebe!
29657, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Why?! What is it?
29658, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Yeah.
29659, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"Okay, maybe they are not funny to you…"
29660, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler, I'm sorry too.
29661, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,All right. 
29662, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Chandler,"No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man."
29663, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team,",3,Chandler,"No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous."
29664, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,"Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And there’s another reason too."
29665, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,Right back at ya!
29666, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Monica,"Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I can’t let—, actually I kinda want to see what happens."
29667, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
29668, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler," Uhl..ell. By the way, in case you missed that, that sound was, ""Uhl, ell."""
29669, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"No kidding, out of towners huh? What did you tell ‘em?"
29670, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
29671, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Rachel,"So uh, Pheebs, honey, how are those mood swings coming?"
29672, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum."
29673, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey."
29674, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,
29675, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,"All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie."
29676, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,What are you gonna do?
29677, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
29678, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Yeah! Okay. 
29679, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,"This baby has got everything. Take y’know, locations for instance.  First, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage."
29680, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,.
29681, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,No that is the last thing you want to do!
29682, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but that’s much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?"
29683, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Monica,That’s that weird voice again.
29684, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,Forget about it. It’s no big deal.
29685, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
29686, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,No. No. I don’t think so.
29687, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Well-well a little blind sided but y’know good.
29688, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
29689, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God! Oh my God!
29690, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,How could you not remember that we slept together?
29691, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!"
29692, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street."
29693, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica, Sit down! We’re winning!
29694, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,"So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!"
29695, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh good. Good, because I’m sure this interview is gonna last a couple of weeks."
29696, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun."
29697, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!"
29698, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,"Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?"
29699, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!"
29700, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Well, well I am married. Even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding."
29701, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler,Hello! One marriage please!
29702, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,He's a dropper!
29703, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend."
29704, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Honey, what’s the matter?"
29705, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe," Op, went through a tunnel."
29706, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Okay, go left. Left! Left! "
29707, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year."
29708, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,No thank you for… Thank you.
29709, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler, What?
29710, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill."
29711, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know, I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like."
29712, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,"Here, let me make the milk, I’m up anyway."
29713, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,Hey.
29714, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,I got that!
29715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Phoebe,It isn’t?
29716, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"Well, Phoebe set me up on a date."
29717, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe, Yeah?
29718, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler," Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh…"
29719, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,What dog? There-there's no dog here.
29720, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it’s way better than that classic of yours."
29721, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,What? You do? You do?  Oh my God!
29722, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Nah. I kept myself busy.
29723, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Really? That’s great! You and my sister, sittin’ in a tree."
29724, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Come feel this! Come feel my belly!
29725, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
29726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
29727, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe,I brought you my old maternity clothes! 
29728, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
29729, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel," Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning."
29730, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,Anybody wanna trade? Oh...
29731, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Monica,"I’m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I’ll see you there in a bit?"
29732, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!"
29733, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?"
29734, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"I gotcha. Sorry.  So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?"
29735, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"All right, cut, let’s pick again, pick again."
29736, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,What?
29737, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,What? That's not?  Oh my God.
29738, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Oh boy me too!
29739, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,Yeah baby!
29740, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Six years? Wow... It's almost as long as highschool...
29741, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!"
29742, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler," Well, what is it?"
29743, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,"Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore."
29744, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!"
29745, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked."
29746, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,She is gonna hate me.
29747, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it."
29748, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,We didn’t give you any money! 
29749, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,Hey! How long until Pete’s fight?
29750, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,"Well... well, what did you do to make her laugh? "
29751, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Ohh! Yeah, I forgot."
29752, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!
29753, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"It’s not like I want to get married tomorrow! It’s just that I-I’d like to believe that I’m in a relationship that’s actually going somewhere, that I’m not just wasting my time!"
29754, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,What? Why? What’s wrong?
29755, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,Did he call? Did Mark call?
29756, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,"That is correct! Yes, you’re supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight."
29757, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,We’re sorry.
29758, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Great! Now he's gonna know it was me!
29759, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe, What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
29760, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?"
29761, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Joey,"Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now it’s a little more money, but you get a nicer smell."
29762, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry. I’m sorry. It’s just…It’s just so sad!
29763, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Dude. 
29764, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you can’t have!
29765, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey,Hi.
29766, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I haven’t seen this dress.
29767, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
29768, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,With my alignment. I’ve got one leg shorter than the other.
29769, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"So, what? That's it?"
29770, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel, Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
29771, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,Yeah!  And I probably won’t spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
29772, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,"If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. "
29773, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, They're out there!
29774, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too.."
29775, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler,Phoebe knows about us!
29776, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!"
29777, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Chandler,"All right look, I think it’s time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane."
29778, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular thing right now."
29779, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,That is really nice…lying! No way is that the reason!
29780, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey," Ok, Rach!"
29781, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Yes! Good thing we have that, ‘Not in New York’ rule."
29782, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,"For 99 cents, I'd eat you.  Oh! Look! Hi!"
29783, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey, That guy’s like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway?
29784, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,Right.
29785, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
29786, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,"Well, Joey’s my best friend."
29787, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Monica,You bet.
29788, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,I'm sorry.
29789, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Aaaah…
29790, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Okay. 
29791, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.
29792, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry."
29793, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Yeah. What is that?
29794, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,Yeah!
29795, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars."
29796, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,Yeah.
29797, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,"Okay? Whoa, wait! "
29798, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,"So do you think that these pictures—Are, are they trying to tell a story?"
29799, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,Hey. Do you want this scone?  It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
29800, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so you're divorced?"
29801, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Anybody! You, me, you know, Monica's mom..."
29802, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe,"Look, why don’t you just pay for it yourself?"
29803, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,It's not my first time.
29804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,"This baby has got everything. Take y’know, locations for instance.  First, organized alphabetically, then geographically, then by square footage."
29805, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,That's what we decided.
29806, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I-I-I think you look great.
29807, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"That’s ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once.  Oh, you mean today."
29808, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,So they're going on dates? When?
29809, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief."
29810, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,What picture?
29811, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,What is so funny about that? 
29812, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"So, are you ready to go?"
29813, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica, Oh give it a rest!
29814, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Hell, I’m drunk right now!  What? I can’t have a mimosa with breakfast?! I’m on vacation!"
29815, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that."
29816, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Wow! That is a great picture!
29817, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,How about fifty bucks?
29818, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?
29819, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Bamboozled?
29820, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,I know! I know it’s awful.
29821, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,What?
29822, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"Okay. Um…But—Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together."
29823, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,No!
29824, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,So how long are you in town?
29825, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Rachel,Very nice touch.
29826, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Chandler,"Oh yea, your right. It’s the second one."
29827, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Hi!
29828, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Really?
29829, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!"
29830, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,This is Chandler. 
29831, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"For God sakes, it’s Rachel!"
29832, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
29833, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,"Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here.  No... Oh God... Oh!"
29834, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,What are you doing?
29835, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,What? What?
29836, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she’s gonna get over this, y’know? I mean, so you said my name! Y’know you just said it ‘cause you saw me there, if you’d have seen a circus freak, you would’ve said, ""I take thee circus freak."" Y’know, it didn’t mean anything, it’s just a mistake. It didn’t mean anything. Right?"
29837, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel, I did!
29838, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, that’s so freaky! Turn him off!!"
29839, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Ross,What thing?
29840, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,"Hey, come on, it’s not your fault."
29841, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,"Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can."
29842, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, I’m going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, I’m going to do the whole city."
29843, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Joey,'Tonight' tonight?
29844, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel," Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross."
29845, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?"
29846, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling."
29847, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,No!
29848, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
29849, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go."
29850, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
29851, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,[to Kathy] Goodnight.
29852, The Hallway," Chandler and Ross are returning from working out,",3,Chandler,Is there any chance you didn’t see that?
29853, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,"Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?"
29854, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,Okay.
29855, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross, Yes! Santa's coming!
29856, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well, I did my best to convince him that I’m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—I’m just going through a hard time."
29857, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,North route!
29858, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,There she is!
29859, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Oh my God.
29860, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Monica, Hi! Hey look who’s here!
29861, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs..."
29862, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross, Yep! That's hilarious!
29863, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,Mmm hmm.
29864, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,"Open with a joke? It’s a university, not a comedy club!"
29865, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,What's with her?
29866, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,"Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go."
29867, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,Oh my God!
29868, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Hi. I’m back.
29869, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,Oh b-b-but it is!
29870, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,Why-why would I care about that?
29871, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler, What does it say?!
29872, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Chandler,"If you listen very carefully, I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang."
29873, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,I’m sorry.
29874, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel," I mean we’re not, we’re not gonna live together anymore?"
29875, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Wh-wh-what’s going on? Wh-what’s this about L.A.?
29876, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel, Hey roomie!
29877, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,Just come.
29878, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica," Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that...."
29879, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Chandler, sense the tone!!"
29880, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,"I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that."
29881, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,"I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it."
29882, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,Okay.
29883, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,...And what did you bring?
29884, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Joey,Okay. 
29885, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Hey! I made that for her!
29886, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,What did I just say?
29887, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well, lucky for you."
29888, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey, Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
29889, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"And it could be soon. I mean, think about it right now, somewhere out there  our baby could be being conceived."
29890, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica,"Ross, can I?"
29891, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."
29892, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"Come on, don’t be crazy. "
29893, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,I think you're better than you think you are.
29894, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
29895, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! 
29896, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,"Well, I have kissed over four women.  Do you wanna get under the covers?"
29897, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping."
29898, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey, What the hell are you talking about??
29899, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,"So ah, whatcha watching?"
29900, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Phoebe,She’s right! You have to stop!
29901, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Uh-huh.
29902, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Right, like the kind you..."
29903, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh, now see that’s a fancy but."
29904, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Ross,What happened?
29905, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Ross, you had sex with another woman!"
29906, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami."
29907, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"I know! I know, I’m so sorry for you!"
29908, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross," Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?"
29909, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,Hey! You don’t get a say in this!
29910, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,There are?
29911, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Well, okay, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?"
29912, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,You left a shoe here?!
29913, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross,Yeah! They’re putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel’s gonna film it!
29914, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Hi!
29915, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica, What’s this?
29916, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"No! No, she doesn’t. Uh Phoebe, what she makes—that’s uh—they’re sock rabbits. They are completely different—Okay! Okay! Okay! I didn’t make it! I’m sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we’re supposed to make the presents!"
29917, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"Oh, God! Please, somebody say something."
29918, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel,"All right fine, I pick you."
29919, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Oh I wanted to.
29920, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,Oh yeah!
29921, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  Sophie, does she have ten minutes?",3,Ross,
29922, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're just going around again.
29923, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Left!  Thank you.
29924, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,"I’m with you Chandler! I mean I can’t have sex with a sick person either, that’s disgusting! But I’m not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe."
29925, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,How late are we?
29926, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah no, I’m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help."
29927, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!"
29928, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right."
29929, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,So uh... I guess I wanna take off.
29930, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Or a year?
29931, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Well down at the adult video place down on Bleaker.
29932, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Nooo, four."
29933, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,Heads up Ross!  You suck!
29934, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,Sure! Here. 
29935, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, ""Get out of my chair, dillhole!"""
29936, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,"Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!"
29937, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,No.
29938, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Just, just, just pick one!"
29939, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Okay.
29940, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, o-okay."
29941, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Chandler,Oh come on!! 
29942, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,What?!
29943, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Hi!
29944, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?"
29945, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Oh.  Here’s your moisturiser. Hi!
29946, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo hoo!
29947, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school."
29948, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Noo! Maybe! I, I don’t know. Ross, I still can’t forgive you for what you did, I can’t, I just, but sometimes when I’m with you I just, I feel so..."
29949, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,"Now sweetie, I know you don’t like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a…supple leather lining."
29950, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Chandler,People do stupid things when they're upset.
29951, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,Yeah.
29952, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"No, no, we want to wait, right?"
29953, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,Yes!
29954, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Thank you! 
29955, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! You don’t tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
29956, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Maybe this is too weird.
29957, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it."
29958, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Ohhh! My God! For tiny salt!
29959, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,Hey Rach. 
29960, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,"No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! "
29961, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
29962, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"Uhh, Monica?"
29963, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,"Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready."
29964, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Rachel,"Oh  Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won’t stop crying."
29965, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Come here.
29966, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe, Wow! How long were we arguing for?
29967, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Well, uh y’know, our guy works with Chandler and he’s really nice and smart and he’s a great dresser!"
29968, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? ‘Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. She’s such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass."
29969, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica, Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
29970, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Who’s this little guy? 
29971, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Guys are signing over their 401-K’s to me?
29972, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Joey,They're here already?
29973, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel, Yeah.
29974, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?"
29975, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,Wouldn’t you love to do it just once?! 
29976, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"Whoa-whoa, there’s two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place must’ve been a real babe magnet."
29977, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore."
29978, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident..."
29979, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler, Awesome.
29980, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Hey! That’s just poking me in the eye!
29981, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,I know.
29982, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Hey!
29983, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"No-no-no, I-I wanna play."
29984, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,"Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?"
29985, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,
29986, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Excuse me?
29987, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, what do I smell?"
29988, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Do I look fat?
29989, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross," You complete me kitchen, matey!"
29990, The casting director’s office," Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak,",7,Joey,"Oh! Hey right! Not a problem.  I tell ya, that has never happened before."
29991, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler, Phil.
29992, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Monica,Yeah.
29993, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?"
29994, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,"I am, aren’t I?"
29995, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Nothing... It's really... It's nothing... Come here, come here..."
29996, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"I’m never gonna find a roommate, ever."
29997, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up."
29998, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Rachel,I knew.
29999, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! I’ll go under, you go over!"
30000, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler, American Express?
30001, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, I do it every week with three cameras pointed at me and a whole crew waiting!"
30002, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross,Over here. 
30003, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. "
30004, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Cool!
30005, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Sorry.
30006, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,I don't get a goodbye?
30007, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe,Oh look! That guy's peeing!
30008, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
30009, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Okay, here we go. "
30010, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
30011, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,What?
30012, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,Come on.  I got it.
30013, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. "
30014, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,You just don’t look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.
30015, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving."
30016, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!"
30017, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!"
30018, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Hypothetically!
30019, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Please, no, go, that'd be fine!"
30020, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh?  I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?"
30021, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,"Oh Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but that’s nothing a little laser eye surgery won’t fix!"
30022, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Ross,"Oh, thank you."
30023, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey,Damnit! 
30024, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler, I don’t have your boots.
30025, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,Yes. Yes. 
30026, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,"Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back."
30027, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,A little.  Now you’re talking.
30028, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?  I could call immigration!"
30029, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,See? 
30030, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica, Oh my God!
30031, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler,"Her ass print is still on your grandmother’s quilt, do you really want to talk about smoking?"
30032, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel, Oh my God! It’s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!
30033, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look at this!  They’re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight."
30034, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,Don’t you see? Everyone’s looking at me! The plan’s working! I didn’t even have to take off my top yet!
30035, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"No-no, they're not very nice people."
30036, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week."
30037, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,This is insane!
30038, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Monica,He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
30039, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,"Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited."
30040, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab."
30041, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking."
30042, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
30043, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica, What?
30044, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,Why?
30045, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Monica what?
30046, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string.  These are a few...
30047, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Monica,"Rach, you’re in a great place in your life. Come on, you’ve got a great job! Good friends…"
30048, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,Again true.
30049, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Phoebe,"Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this."
30050, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,No.
30051, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
30052, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Yeah.
30053, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica, I put mine.
30054, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica, This is my favorite part.
30055, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,"But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles."
30056, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right."
30057, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute."
30058, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a son. Um...
30059, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here.  Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?"
30060, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,It sounds like it’s coming from across the street.
30061, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later."
30062, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,You got to go on a ride along?!
30063, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,"Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! They’re killing me! One toe at a time!"
30064, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Gap commercial.  So did you book them? Did you call?
30065, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"I don’t know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. I’ll go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!"
30066, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"My mom’s gonna be here any minute. I can’t do this, I can’t give him up. Yes—no, I can. I don’t want to. But I can. No."
30067, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
30068, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Bye house!
30069, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Well, Ross and Emily aren’t gonna use it."
30070, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,"Sure, we have no money, go ahead."
30071, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
30072, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Ross,"Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional."
30073, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Hey!
30074, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Ehh.
30075, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,It’s sex.
30076, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Yeah, I know. She makes me happy."
30077, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,"Oh wow! Okay. Don’t scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, ""Oh my God! The worst has happened!"""
30078, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me."
30079, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Wherever! I’ve got like 20!
30080, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Joey,"You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work."
30081, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,So he has to be a male who has at least $50.
30082, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!
30083, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Was it...?
30084, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey,Damnit!! Did you move?!
30085, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
30086, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,No-no—Really?!
30087, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,Who's Gladys?
30088, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Monica,"Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren’t wearing underpants?"
30089, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her."
30090, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,How much did ever really win before?
30091, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Hey Pheebs! 
30092, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Rachel,G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
30093, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Ahh….So…Wow…The spring line, it’s really going to be great this year, huh?"
30094, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Yeah!
30095, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Phoebe,"Ugh! I don’t know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janice’s ex-husband, that’s like betraying Chandler."
30096, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Phoebe,But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
30097, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,You know those posters for the city free clinic?
30098, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y’know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it."
30099, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!"
30100, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,"Why, exactly?"
30101, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,No you're not.
30102, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Ross, Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
30103, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Oh, we were playing ""peek-a-boo."" She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic."
30104, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,Wow. What does that mean?
30105, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy.  Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck."
30106, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel, What are you saying?
30107, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, yeah.  Triple A can pick us up."
30108, DOOL set,,9,Joey,What?
30109, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"Services?  Oh, services."
30110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,"Okay!  Okay, ready?"
30111, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? "
30112, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,Well you should be embarrassed. 
30113, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
30114, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel, Hi!
30115, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?"
30116, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Chandler,Well it’s very unsettling.
30117, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m never gonna wear them again. I just didn’t get a chance to say goodbye."
30118, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,Like a date type  person?
30119, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,I want you to say that you like her!
30120, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,It was really fun being married to you tonight.
30121, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Ohh. Oh wait!  you guys won�t be late for my dinner, will you?"
30122, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Joey,"Yeah, or-or to get a hooker."
30123, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross,"Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand…"
30124, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Chandler,Oh my God!
30125, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,"Y’know, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, ‘cause usually he’s got the children’s hospital."
30126, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"So, we’ll do the rest of the bills later then?"
30127, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, ""Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."""
30128, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey, Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.
30129, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,What? Who?
30130, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,And tell them that in 2 weeks I will once again be a masseuse in good standing!
30131, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe, What do you think?
30132, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Hey.
30133, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother."
30134, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. 
30135, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,"Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage..."
30136, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Monica,Really?!
30137, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...
30138, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,
30139, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, Good to know.
30140, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Why?!
30141, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,"Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!"
30142, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,You look good!
30143, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,"No! No, I’m the minister! All right, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, I’ll marry them right now."
30144, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel,God.  I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
30145, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Wow! What do you do now?
30146, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?"
30147, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Hey! How’d it go?
30148, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"I’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?"
30149, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned."
30150, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"Ah well, the ah, Pennsylvania Dutch, come from Pennsylvania."
30151, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,Absolutely.  But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
30152, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, Yeah?
30153, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,I'm parked in a garage on Morton!
30154, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey, Not likely.  'Cause you see that body bag right there
30155, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross,"Okay. So well I’ll umm,  I’ll have her home by midnight."
30156, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,OH MY GOD!!!
30157, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,What?!
30158, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,How many beeps?
30159, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? 
30160, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,I'm not getting you a muffin!
30161, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey you’re with me."
30162, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,What are you writing?
30163, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Phoebe,"Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?"
30164, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Rachel,I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.
30165, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,Not any more.
30166, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Monica,"And so, we’re hiding in the bathroom."
30167, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Ross,It really was.
30168, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?"
30169, Joey's,,9,Joey,"Ha, oh, of course."
30170, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,That's sweet. Drink your hair.
30171,,,1,Rachel,
30172, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,No! No! 
30173, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me."
30174, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,"Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen.  Don't do the dance."
30175, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Wow umm, calm down."
30176, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,That’s right! By his uncle too!
30177, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"You have scratches all over you, what happened? "
30178, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey," Oh, yeah... of course... yeah... it's a stuffed animal... you know... it's for kids... not for adults... I know that!"
30179, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"All right.  I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?"
30180, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Oh that tart... floozy... giant...
30181, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, love. It’s a tricky business isn’t it?"
30182, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Chandler, Someone comment on the pants!
30183, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Okay, this is gonna be tough. Hold your breath."
30184, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross," Hey, hey!!"
30185, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Joey, I’m Joey! I’m an actor! I don’t know squat about dinosaurs!
30186, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Probably because…
30187, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,Ohio!! Thank you!
30188, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,All right!!
30189, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again."
30190, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,By all means.
30191, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,We did!
30192, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out."
30193, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!"
30194, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"But y’know umm, Rachel doesn’t rhyme with draddle."
30195, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,"I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice.  What you're-you're not mad?"
30196, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,Daddy?!
30197, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Phoebe,"I don't know. But, God, Joey seems to be handling it suprisingly well."
30198, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Okay, uhm... alright, here's the deal."
30199, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... "
30200, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Y’know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something."
30201, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Olivia? I thought she was marrying Connor!  Oh right, real life more important."
30202, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,What?
30203, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,Have a nice six more months Ross! 
30204, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,How much were you thinking?
30205, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters."
30206, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Two it is. Ross, how about you?"
30207, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Monica,It’s actually going to be just family.
30208, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!
30209, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,Fine! You’re on!
30210, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun."
30211, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist.  I'm sorry."
30212, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Right! .. but we ""know"" what you're wishing for!"
30213, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Oh that’s great, with my luck, that’s gonna be him."
30214, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel,"Okay guys, way to wish me luck!"
30215, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,"Well, look, why don’t you just, why don’t you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us."
30216, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
30217, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,What a baby.
30218, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
30219, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,I’m not sick!! I don’t get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!
30220, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ross, I swear, I don’t know."
30221, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Phoebe,Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.
30222, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, You owe me 20 bucks.
30223, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Na-uh, I am!"
30224, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross, Are we really in Montreal?!
30225, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Yeah, have a seat."
30226, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross, Cassie?!
30227, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,Oh my God.
30228, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Ross,Okay.
30229, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I know."
30230, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,C’mon! Joey! What is it?
30231, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me."
30232, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Oh okay.
30233, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica,But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
30234, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Ok, look, maybe I should just go."
30235, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! "
30236, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"-Joey, what are you doing?!"
30237, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,"Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther? "
30238, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"I know! I know! And I’m going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They… They’re like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I… I don’t think we can be together. It just, it just can’t work. It can’t.  I’m very upset."
30239, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey,"Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn."
30240, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,Can I see the comics?
30241, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe,Ohh. What is this? 
30242, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this..."
30243, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year."
30244, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Oh there you go!
30245, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay.  I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?"
30246, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Chandler,'Scuse me.
30247, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,My identical hand twin!
30248, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me?  When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.
30249, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.
30250, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,What are you talking about?
30251, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind "
30252, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Oh yes, somebody just said, ""Can you hear anything?"""
30253, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,That's closer.
30254, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!"
30255, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, From the land down under? I didn't know that either!
30256, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie?  That joke would’ve killed in Albany.
30257, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"Yeah, right!"
30258, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?"
30259, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,OH MY GOD!
30260, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey, I was tired!
30261, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"Y’know when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you don’t, you don’t do that every year do you?"
30262, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler, Ahh...
30263, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,"Well, then talk!"
30264, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,You know it's me?
30265, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Well maybe you should put some ice on it.
30266, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"A little bit, yeah."
30267, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"On Melanie Griffith in ""Working girl"". I think what you want is over here."
30268, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"So we’re gonna try? I mean, are we trying?"
30269, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. "
30270, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?"
30271, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,I don’t know.
30272, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Screw the Knicks!
30273, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Y’know what honey, we’re actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but I’m out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?"
30274, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,Make the transfer! 
30275, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Ah-hah! At least we know it’s a him.
30276, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, maybe I should stop by! She could be a soap opera fan! It's very impressive when the little people know a celebrity."
30277, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,How did it go?
30278, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,What equity investments?
30279, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,What?
30280, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"And he’s, he’s a total stranger?"
30281, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,Who gets whom.  I don’t know why I do that.
30282, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh, okay, we’re going. Yeah."
30283, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica,"Uh-huh, that one!"
30284, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross," Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together."
30285, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,"No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way."
30286, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,I can't believe you would say that!
30287, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"Well, this-this-this was great. Didn’t everybody have a great time?"
30288, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is walking up to C,H,E,E,S,E, and Wayne,",6,Joey,Okay! 
30289, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Ross,Yeah. He could row like a viking.
30290, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,"Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!"
30291, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,I know… I mugged Ross! 
30292, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,What?
30293, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,You're pretty.
30294, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa’s lap."
30295, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe, Oh?!
30296, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,"All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar."
30297, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross," I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?"
30298, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,Helen drinks.  Will you marry me?
30299, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Where ya going?
30300, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Oh, well,  you're not catching me on my best day."
30301, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project."
30302, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,It is. Did I... not tell you about her?
30303, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Mmh-mmh!
30304, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Are you funny?
30305, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,
30306, Joey’s bedroom," he is asleep and snoring loudly, Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running,",4,Joey, Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
30307, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,I kinda like it here.
30308, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"‘Kay, here you go. "
30309, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, not anymore. I changed it today."
30310, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
30311, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because I’ve kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here."
30312, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Phoebe,"Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandler’s your friend...  Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends."
30313, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,What?
30314, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. "
30315, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,Ross.
30316, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Oh, it is."
30317, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey,All right!
30318, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"OK Joey, your bet."
30319, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Chandler,"So you kissed her, so what happened after that?"
30320, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Popular.
30321, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,I know.
30322, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,Okay.
30323, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," No, here's your mail."
30324, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,Don't you mean..groomy?
30325, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel, Right.
30326, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash. "
30327, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,Why?
30328, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"But, I put some honey in it."
30329, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats."
30330, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you."
30331, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,What? Are you serious?!  Joey smells gas!
30332, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler, Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!
30333, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I know that too. 
30334, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!
30335, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,Yeah.
30336, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,What?! No! No! That’s-that’s time-out!
30337, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Oh, go on! You telling people about me?"
30338, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean."
30339, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,…how about I move in with you?
30340, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,Hey!
30341, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,Excuse me?
30342, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,I don’t. But I would still like to be acknowledged. What? Just because I’m pregnant you think I’m invisible.
30343, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Where were you?
30344, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh she was looking for you.
30345, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
30346, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Right, like the kind you..."
30347, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica, Hi.
30348, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah."
30349, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?
30350, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
30351, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t sweat it. "
30352, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,"No, I’m just deciding which one to use—I’m gonna start writing another book!"
30353, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,To get you to make out with him!!!
30354, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
30355, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,"Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to."
30356, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,She is gonna hate me.
30357, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Okay.
30358, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Joey, come on!"
30359, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Umm, your boxes are umm…"
30360, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Oh! 
30361, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica,Joey! He’s working!  You would look good in that.
30362, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,What did they do to you?
30363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,You think this is clever?
30364, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel," ""Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."""
30365, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
30366, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Phoebe, I’m pretty.
30367, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
30368, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"So, uh, wh-where ya from?"
30369, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
30370, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Ross,"Oh I know, isn't it? Ooh... what'd you do to get her to laugh?"
30371, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel, Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
30372, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Uh Joey, we’re trying to dial down the crazy."
30373, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,Why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person!
30374, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,That's the door. He's gone...
30375, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,I went really long.
30376, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,This is like figure skating team all over again.  Help me!
30377, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,The job is in Paris. 
30378, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,
30379, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me!"
30380, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
30381, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,Hey!
30382, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
30383, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe, Hey Rach.
30384, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross,"Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?"
30385, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,You were fantastic! I’m so proud of you!
30386, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Oh, well I’m uh…"
30387, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.  Will you be my wife?"
30388, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"I don’t know, I’d leave it on the changing table?  What?! What’d I do? What’d I do?!"
30389, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,Of course I did.
30390, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,Who’s seven?
30391, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!"
30392, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,What are you talking…
30393, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Well…honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out."
30394, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,What picture?!
30395, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"It’s a big company, I don’t—if you—I…"
30396, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Sorry man.
30397, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,"So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?"
30398, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,We will give you $10.
30399, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Alright, we're gonna have to unscrew the chain."
30400, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Watch, watch. "
30401, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Monica,"Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning."
30402, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something...  Although actually I'm really not that hungry..."
30403, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date."
30404, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,"Hey you guys wait! Guys!  This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!"
30405, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?  We'll take it.
30406, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?"
30407, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,What?
30408, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Like what?
30409, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,Really? I can do it?
30410, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Ha, I made you look...."
30411, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross," Hey, here’s a thought."
30412, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Rachel! Rachel!
30413, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
30414,,,2,Ross,
30415, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
30416, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross," If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!"
30417, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,Yeah!
30418, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Honey um, honey, you do realise that we don’t keep the women’s lingerie here in the office?"
30419, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, it’s not a part, no. I’m teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension."
30420, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"I don’t know, aheh, your’s was the first name that-that popped into my head, I’m I’m sorry. I-I didn’t think it would matter."
30421, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet."
30422, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before."
30423, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"Oh yeah, let me just finish this."
30424, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You just did a little dancy thing.
30425, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
30426, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
30427, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,"Ben, dinner!"
30428, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah.
30429, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me."
30430, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
30431, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Hey! What's up?!
30432, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You know what? You can have mine.
30433, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,"Yes, I realise that."
30434, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey,"Uh no Rach, he’s gone. But listen, he told us what happened and it does, it sounds like an honest mistake."
30435, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica, Oh wait! You didn’t just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
30436, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
30437, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe, Oh!
30438, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Joey,"Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?"
30439, That same plane cabin," Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder, She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea, An evil idea when he looks at his pen, Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking, The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone,",5,Rachel,"Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. "
30440, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Joey,"All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I.  You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’ll be uh, Mr. Wong."
30441, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hey! What are you guys looking at?
30442, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU.  Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?"
30443, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,Am I in it?
30444, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
30445, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,You started that?!
30446, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Janice’s birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me."
30447, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Ross, cough drops, please?"
30448, Piano bar,,9,Monica,Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.
30449, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Aww.
30450, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,And now you’re giving me the message!
30451, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?"
30452, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.
30453, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Ross,DANGER!!!!
30454, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh! It's not good.
30455, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,I don’t care!  I don’t care!!
30456, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Rachel,Return them?! Shh! They’re gonna hear you!
30457, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!"
30458, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Chandler,All right!  Isn't this a woman's hat?
30459, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,No!
30460, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that sounds great."
30461, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Ughhhh!! Forget it!  This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen."
30462, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Monica,"Oh my god, where's my purse? No, you know what? I can replace everything in there. Get that binder, and let's go!"
30463, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,Oh no! No!! My hole!!
30464, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,"No-no-no, wait! We need something old!"
30465, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler,You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
30466, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,Her name is Precious? Is she a purebreed or did you pick her up at the pound?
30467, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,Hey! What's she doing back here?
30468, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Umm say, I-I opened this earlier  but let me give you guys some privacy."
30469, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Phoebe,Ehh!!
30470, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO."
30471, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,Well then I demand a recount! 
30472, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,Here's an idea. You walk into a room...take a quick scan!
30473, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you."
30474, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Thanks. Like, check out my new catering stuff.  Look at this! I'm an omelet station! Omelet? Made to order!"
30475, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s like huge weight has been lifted! ‘Cause look,  no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, I’m just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria—Oh."
30476, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,Okay.
30477, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody’s work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
30478, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Arghhhhhh!! 
30479, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, yeah well, good news, you’re going to have three babies."
30480, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!"
30481, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey," Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know any Spanish words."
30482, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Thanks for trying.  Oh, and by the way there is no Count Rushmore!"
30483, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?
30484, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,"Last time I do that, I promise."
30485, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Well, I... I am having a good hair day."
30486, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Good night. 
30487, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," Shut up, Joey!"
30488, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good."
30489, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Joey,Here you go.
30490, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"What?  Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter."
30491, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-"
30492, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey,Ross?
30493, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,You’re turning into a women.
30494, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Well, what is the other reason?"
30495, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,"I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?"
30496, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go."
30497, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross, Hey!
30498, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Monica, Shhhh!!!
30499, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
30500, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
30501, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,"And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development."
30502, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,Yeah!
30503, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,Dear Lord.
30504, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,
30505, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It’s very very important."
30506, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I respectfully disagree.
30507, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings  in his ear."
30508, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,She is?
30509, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to."
30510, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,Just the matter of ...payment?
30511, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,To wear in front of people?
30512, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,Ok!
30513, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,"Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land."
30514, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,"Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw…"
30515, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica,
30516, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,I really thought she'd stay.
30517, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,That sounds great!
30518, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, ""That’s not how your dad used to do it."""
30519, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie."
30520, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,"I tried, but apparantly singing ""I will survive"" in a helium voice - not helping."
30521, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,"Oh, come here sweetie, listen, you’re gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job.  That’s not how that was supposed to come out."
30522, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Yeah.
30523, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
30524, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Oh that's nice.
30525, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka."
30526, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,That’s totally understandable.
30527, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"No, I can spot you from here."
30528, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,Chandler Bing.
30529, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,I know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.
30530, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
30531, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Joey?!
30532, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,"Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish?  Am I out of control?"
30533, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,There he is!
30534, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m never gonna wear them again. I just didn’t get a chance to say goodbye."
30535, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!"
30536, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,
30537, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,Sure! Where are the seats?
30538, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel, Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
30539, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight."
30540, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"No, I meant with the dropper over here. "
30541, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,Y’know who doesn’t even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
30542, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe, Finish it!
30543, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,Oh yeah!
30544, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit making up rules!"
30545, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Well, I should be involved in that, so why don't you get me up to speed?"
30546, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Thanks.
30547, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe,"All right.  Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing."
30548, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica, Hey!
30549, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,Okay.  Four.
30550, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,What-what is it?!
30551, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,There you go! Keep going. Keep going!
30552, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,"Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves winking. "
30553, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,You had a club?!
30554, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Yeah!
30555, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesn’t she know it’s our anniversary?
30556, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,Me too!
30557, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,So what does this mean?
30558, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica," Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!"
30559, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful."
30560, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose."
30561, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"One-Mississippi, two-Mississippi, switch! Switch! Switch!!"
30562, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"A little bit, yeah."
30563, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,And somebody took a shot at me!
30564, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe," Aww, Pheebs."
30565, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah baby!
30566, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
30567, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,"Well, let’s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours."
30568, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Yeah, definitely!"
30569, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,How was your night?
30570, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,That's very funny. We done now?
30571, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,Hey! How'd the audition go?!
30572, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. "
30573, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel, Why do men keep talking to me like this?
30574, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,
30575, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,Why not?!
30576, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,"Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?"
30577, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,Oh good! 'Cause where else would we get any?
30578, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?"
30579, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,"Mon', not that you didn�t sound good, but..."
30580, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah sure! Yeah! "
30581, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!"
30582, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,"Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin’ to that place."
30583, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,I hope she throws up on you.
30584, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,Okay.
30585, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross, Hey!
30586, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,By all means.
30587, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,Tomorrow night.
30588, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler,"Oh, it's gonna be okay."
30589, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office."
30590, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I know!!!!"
30591, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ugh, what's right with them?"
30592, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,Oh no!
30593, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,Yes!
30594, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Tim wait!
30595, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Hey!
30596, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,Um-mm.
30597, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yes, of course there is! Okay? I'm not insane!"
30598, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Yeah?
30599, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone."
30600, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,It’s clearly an Emma.
30601, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,Here! 
30602, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Joey,Monica? What time is it?
30603, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,Hey.
30604, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth."
30605, Ross and his date walk into a lobby, They are both wearing their jackets,10,Ross,Here 
30606, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you always say that."
30607, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Joey, I have never known love like this.
30608, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,Oh yeah right! 
30609, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But y’know on the other hand… No. No, I can’t. We’re friends. No, oh, no. I don’t want to risk what we have."
30610, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,It’s wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.
30611, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,That is so made up!
30612, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"No you can’t do that, where would the chick and the duck live?"
30613, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Phoebe,"Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?"
30614, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
30615, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
30616, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Oh, that sounds good!"
30617, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,"No, no, they will. I just... uh..."
30618, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn’t it?"
30619, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a liquorice whip!"
30620, Central Perk,,9,Monica,It's great! How?
30621, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
30622, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"I'm sorry, but that's my happy place."
30623, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"So. This has always been Monica’s bed, what you’re just noticing now, how self-involved are you?"
30624, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,Wow!  Well then I’ll just have to carry you.
30625, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,You know!
30626, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"So, I finally catch up to her and she says this relationship is going to fast and we have to slow down."
30627, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Aw, God Ross. Oh."
30628, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,"Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?  Why? What did I say?"
30629, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Monica,Stupid.
30630, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Okay.
30631, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,And have you .. ed?
30632, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You bet your ass I’m gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!!  All right! Anybody else got a problem? How ‘bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
30633, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Thanks. 
30634, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," Yeah, but this can’t be it, I mean."
30635, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,But why?!
30636, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,I don't know.
30637, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,"Mon, look who I ran into! "
30638, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
30639, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Or ""Win, Lose or Draw""."
30640, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Oh Mon, I laughed so hard…"
30641, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey,"Hey Gunther, don’t let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebe’s a porn star!"
30642, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"To score the winning touchdown, by the way."
30643, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving."
30644, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,I whitened them.
30645, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.
30646, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Richard! No one supposed to know about us!  See I, did it again."
30647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,"Chip, is Chip Matthews."
30648, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,My dad told me. They play golf together.
30649, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park."
30650, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"I mean, this is unbelievable."
30651, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!
30652, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.
30653, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"It's a…tarantula!  Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?"
30654, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Come on, play that funky music white boy."
30655, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Phoebe moved out.
30656, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Yes, but still. They're people…with eyes."
30657, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Why, why would you open it?"
30658, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
30659, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Oh come on. It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village.  And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much."
30660, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel, We… We are not… …going to let it… be a problem.
30661, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,"Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are."
30662, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,"Oh hi Rita! Good!  Oh, Rita's a massage client."
30663, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, I’m-I’m sure it would be amazing but I…gotta say I really-really don’t think it would be a good idea. Y’know? I really, really…don’t."
30664, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I thought you were Joey's other grandmother.  I've done it again."
30665, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Monica,Oh.  Can I have a tissue?
30666, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Phoebe,"This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!"
30667, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,You think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?
30668, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Well, I thought it first, Holmes."
30669, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
30670, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are."
30671, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
30672, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,"Nope...  Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time."
30673, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby’s ears!
30674, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,And ice!
30675, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,I could ask her to live with me!
30676, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,Tell him it's for you.
30677, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Well this one's for you.
30678, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,No. I think we learned that from the sugarlips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.
30679, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler, All right! I found one that fits!
30680, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.  What? What? What?
30681, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Okay. 
30682, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,I just Bamboozled Chandler!  Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.
30683, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?"
30684, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Joey,I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
30685, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,"Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up ."
30686, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,"If you want, I’ll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents."
30687, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,So much more.
30688, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,What do we do? What do we do?
30689, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Hi!
30690, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,You talked to her?
30691, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Chandler, It's like a giant hug.
30692, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yeah.
30693, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,Is-isn’t it the best?
30694, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Chandler,How’s your room Rach?
30695, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,Who walks into a room and asks to see a person’s hands?!
30696,,,10,Joey,
30697, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! 
30698, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, my mom got my dad’s season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me."
30699, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,Soakin’ up all the culture.
30700, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Honey, what’s the matter?"
30701, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,"Uh, hang out?! How long?"
30702, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,It will be when you look like that in a tight skirt! This is great! I’m getting more dates than ever!
30703, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"No you didn’t. Oh and honey just so you know, now that you’re marrying me, you don’t get to win anymore."
30704, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel," Oh, wait Ross! I’m sorry, one more thing!"
30705, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,Wow! I don’t know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a…keeper.
30706, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,"Well, I’ve tried everything. I give up. I guess I’m not gonna be the mom who makes the world’s best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe.  Kids love that right."
30707, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,
30708, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Then you better do it now.
30709, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Chandler,"So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?"
30710, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,"Hey, there he is! There he is!"
30711, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"Y’know when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you don’t, you don’t do that every year do you?"
30712, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,I’m Joey. 
30713, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,"Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?"
30714, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,You-you’re gonna get married?! I mean… We’re gonna be brothers-in-law! 
30715, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,...And boogie!
30716, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!"
30717, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,Bye.
30718, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Maybe this is too weird.
30719, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,"Uh, what?"
30720, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler, Really.
30721, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Why not?
30722, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
30723, The gate," Rachel is still searching for her boarding pass,",10,Rachel,Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!
30724, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,"
30725, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Of course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!!  Man, I can't compete with the guys she goes out with, they are so out of my league! oh my God!"
30726, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Morning, Paul."
30727, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica."
30728, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,Yeah a little. He seems really nice. Good kisser.
30729, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,Which one is which again?
30730, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica, It's an expression.
30731, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross, What's going on?
30732, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride."
30733, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross,"The head, the head. You gotta..."
30734, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,Oh wait—hold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
30735, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross," Hey! Has anyone seen my shirt? It’s a button down, like a, like a faded salmon?"
30736, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,She’s gone. She had a bag and she left.
30737, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Joey,"I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey."
30738, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,Oh that’s right. You’re still set on that?
30739, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Why haven’t you told them?!
30740, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby…"
30741, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,No. He.....he’s coming out of his shorts.
30742, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,What are you doing?
30743, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe," No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom."
30744, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Thanks. 
30745, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Yep!
30746, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Y’know, start the heeling process?"
30747, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,That’s what you just said!
30748, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Monica,"So Rach! You’re the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, you’ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, y’know, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much."
30749, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,What?!
30750, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Uh-oh.
30751, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Who’s that?
30752, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Hi Paul!
30753, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I'm not really comfortable with these questions!
30754, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel, Isn’t that a line from the show?!
30755, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!
30756, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Gimme back my monkey.
30757, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,"Okay, is this lamp in the same place?"
30758, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross, Good for a scrud.
30759, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,That’s kinda nice.
30760, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,Then do Iceberg!
30761, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,"Sure!  Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!"
30762, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Phoebe,Whoa!  I kinda liked it.
30763, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!"
30764, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
30765, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,Crazy.
30766, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,
30767, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,What?
30768, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!"
30769, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,No.
30770, Monica and Rachel's," firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control,",1,Rachel,Really?
30771, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Chandler, why would you do that?"
30772, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,"Ugh, museum."
30773, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?"
30774, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"Yes, exactly!"
30775, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,Because it’s the highest. 
30776, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,Happy Valentine’s!
30777, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I guess it is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship,  So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her."
30778, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,Y’know what I think? I think somebody’s got a little crush on Casey. How ‘bout I fix you two up? What do you think?
30779, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe, I’m talking about massages.
30780, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,I'll get back to my new job.
30781, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,"Okay. Okay, I’m ready. Come on big fella!"
30782, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey, I can’t do it!
30783, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Swear?!
30784, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Ross," Y’know, y’know I’m lookin’ and I don’t think anyone’s home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y’know explain later."
30785, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'..."
30786, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross, What?! What?
30787, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,"All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were..."
30788, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,Hey!
30789, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?"
30790, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Monica,I don't care.
30791, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what, y’know what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries.  Hi!"
30792, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,I can’t believe in four weeks they’re gonna be married!
30793, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us."
30794, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,I can’t believe I’m going to lose this job!
30795, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Yeah! So you're gonna call this one back?
30796, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,"Aw forget it, it’s from Pier One. "
30797, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel, Hey!
30798, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,I know I am.
30799, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow."
30800, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
30801, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,Why would you do that?
30802, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah! I mean, that was pretty intense."
30803, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Right!
30804, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,Hey! What do you have there?
30805, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,I mean we don’t want to go down that road do we?
30806, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!"
30807, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,"Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?"
30808, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh…tell him I miss him. "
30809, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,Oh my God.
30810, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it."
30811, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica,Honey why don’t you go lie down.
30812, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"It's really crazy! The hall, the dress, the food... I-I had no idea how expensive this stuff was!"
30813, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
30814, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok."
30815, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?"
30816, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him."
30817, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica, I guess so...
30818, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Chandler," Y-Y-YEEESSS! Make ""groom"" for Chandler."
30819, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,What?
30820, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?
30821, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel, They have to learn!
30822, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!"
30823, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!"
30824, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,"Look, we are not gonna…"
30825, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Monica,What are you guys doing? 
30826, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Bogota.
30827, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,"You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you?  Now, I don't actually have a ring..."
30828, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Okay.
30829, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Ok, here we go! "
30830, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe," Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!"
30831, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line."
30832, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Well, you're... you're different funny... I mean, you're... you're more sarcastic a-a-and... well, he does... bits... and impressions... and... and limericks..."
30833, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,Oh what’s the matter? Are you scared?
30834, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Who?
30835, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Is he not cute enough for you?
30836, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Uh actually, we-we’ve narrowed it down to two names."
30837, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,"Oh no-no-no-no, wait-wait-wait!!"
30838, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,You’re fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
30839, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, you know what might help you deal with it? Think of it this way, you and Emily are in the past and you can't be mad about the past. So are you still mad about the Louisiana Purchase?"
30840, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler, Hi.
30841, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Hey Chandler!
30842, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey!
30843, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... "
30844, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
30845, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,Naked?
30846, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'."
30847, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh...  I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom."
30848, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils."
30849, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Oh, okay. Send her in."
30850, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!"
30851, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,Beam me up Jesus.
30852, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Rachel,"What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there."
30853, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Monica,Okay.
30854, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Because, if Santa and the Holiday…Armadillo?  ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!"
30855, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo."
30856, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Okay!
30857, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Uh-hmm.
30858, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler," No, we’re still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her."
30859, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,"Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro?  Please let them win!"
30860, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,Well forget it! It doesn’t hurt that  baaad!!!!
30861, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,"Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal."
30862, Ross�,,9,Ross,I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!
30863, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
30864, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Done. Oh good, really?"
30865, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Yeah…
30866, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip..."
30867, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,One. 
30868, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Ooh! 
30869, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"All right. Uhh, international."
30870, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that�s what she says. But maybe you�re not ovulating at all, maybe it�s just a clever ruse to get me into bed."
30871, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I…"
30872, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna…
30873, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,You sound like a guy.
30874, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,And you've got lenses! But you hate sticking your finger in your eye!
30875, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but…"
30876, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey,But you said he was this great guy!
30877, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Thanks!
30878, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can’t get in!"
30879, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Yeah?
30880, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,What?
30881, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school."
30882, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home."
30883, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken,",7,Monica,That’s it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
30884, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,I know...
30885, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,But this is eleven. It’s almost twice as hard up here.
30886, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can’t, I can’t tell you that, it’s like the most awful, horrible thing I’ve ever done my whole life."
30887, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,What is the matter with you ?!?
30888, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, that is better."
30889, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Joey,Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
30890, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?"
30891, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,I know her! I bought homemade soap from her at a Dead show!
30892, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,I… I don’t know what you are talking about.
30893, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Joey told you about the leg, huh?"
30894, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Joey,Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
30895, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,Do you have a point?
30896, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Oh! My hero! What happened?
30897, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
30898, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself."
30899, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, you mean like that you’re kind of a loner."
30900, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,So apparently I’m available for lunch.
30901, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time."
30902, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"No, I mean, look I don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I don’t want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector."
30903, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,"Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I."
30904, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Oh thank you so much. 
30905, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,It’s Phoebe! Phoebe!
30906, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?"
30907, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel, Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!
30908, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,
30909, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. "
30910, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from…Texas."
30911, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,"No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, ""God, your brother."" Know what they’ll say this year? ""God, you"""
30912, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I can handle it. No, I’m a professional. "
30913, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!"
30914, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Well, umm, why don’t you give him a call?"
30915, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,What?!
30916, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Ross,I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!
30917, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Monica, Bye... bye... BIRDIE.
30918, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you."
30919, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe, Rachel?
30920, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment."
30921, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,Whoa! Are you okay?
30922, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Yeah, kinda. It’s this woman from work. I hope that won’t be too weird. Will it, Rach?"
30923, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,"Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other."
30924, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, Ode To A Pubic Hair?"
30925, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,Bye.
30926, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Yeah! But I'm a little shaky and nervous. 
30927, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!"
30928, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?"
30929, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Rachel,I could not have done this without you.
30930, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Absolutely!
30931, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,What are you doing here?
30932, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"You mean like, music?"
30933, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Does it matter?!
30934, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Okay. I love you so much. 
30935, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Right, okay, um-mm."
30936, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I’ll tell ya…"
30937, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,"Well, I have kissed over four women.  Do you wanna get under the covers?"
30938, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,Top of the world? Dock of the bay?  I'm out.
30939, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica, Cassie needs to stay at your place.
30940, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,Well I’m jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won’t have a father if-if I die!
30941, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.
30942, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, Phoebe’s here! Okay, let’s turn out all the lights and we’ll just watch the movie!"
30943, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Monica,"Oh my God Phoebe, you’re on fire!"
30944, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,This is your cellphone?
30945, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"It’s okay man, be strong. "
30946, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler," All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!"
30947, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I did.
30948, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,
30949, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"No, no! We should divide them up  and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!"
30950, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Then why did you move?!
30951, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Hey, you only heard Monica�s side of that. That little fatso was a terror."
30952, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel, Y’know Bob in Human Resources…
30953, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, she's here."
30954, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"Wow, what's the bad news!"
30955, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, no! Who did that?"
30956, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel, Hi!
30957, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Really?
30958, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel,"Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?"
30959, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Monica,"I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila."
30960, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,So you were saying?
30961, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
30962, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,"Yeah. Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey. Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname."
30963, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,Huh.
30964, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler, Awesome.
30965, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, they gave me a great spot. Right by Macys. Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but I’m the only one who can sing ""Merry Christmas"" in 25 languages.  I lied."
30966, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,I was frustrated.
30967, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
30968, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,I can see why that’s hard to resist.
30969, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,"Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader."
30970, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Hi.
30971, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Me too!
30972, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?"
30973, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's mine!
30974, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Well, I have a girlfriend, I’m-I’m happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy."
30975, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"The thing is…’cause I live with Rachel I’m here for a lot of the stuff, okay?  And Ross…Ross is missing everything. So…"
30976, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, here we go.  Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but..."
30977, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,"Don’t worry man, I get to bring a guest. We’ll show him."
30978, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you. "
30979, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,Talking to Ross.
30980, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,What do you think Pheebs?
30981, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,What?!
30982, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"So, what happens to the old guys?"
30983, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler," Yeah, is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch?"
30984, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler  brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local."
30985, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Maybe!  Well! Well…so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it! I can’t!"
30986, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
30987, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,My God. Okay.  Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
30988, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,Hi!
30989, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,Can I give you a present now?
30990, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Rachel,"Well, have fun!"
30991, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Ohh. 
30992, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Joey,What’s in it?
30993, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emily’s Parents’ house.
30994, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Okay.
30995, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,Hey-hey!
30996, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what period is it from?"
30997, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Ok.  Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian."
30998, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Huh, Rach I got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude."
30999, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Erica, are you okay?"
31000, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,"What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?"
31001, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"If you want to check your email, just ask! "
31002, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,Hey!
31003, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Nooo, four."
31004, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, ""I'm not fired!"" Ha!"
31005, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs,",8,Joey," All right. It’s a new day, and it’s just a crush, that’s all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, ""it was cuckoo!"" Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush."
31006, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,It smells really bad in here.
31007, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,"Ah, must’ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store."
31008, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,"Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us."
31009, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
31010, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"But I thought if you left, you get fired."
31011, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe."
31012, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"We can't, alright?  We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry, but... We promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel, so if we could get some pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out."
31013, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Virgo?
31014, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,Yeah right! 
31015, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,"I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be."
31016, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy."
31017, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Yeah if only it were a sure thing like your 24 state lottery!
31018, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day?"
31019, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,"Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their arrival is in the offing."
31020, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!"
31021, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross, What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
31022, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,Hello.
31023, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,What? Why?
31024, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Well, didn’t you just hear what I said?!"
31025, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and I’ll make you a nice martini.
31026, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was."
31027, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,"I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit.  I believe this belongs to the father of your baby."
31028, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, hey!  Boo us? Boo you!"
31029, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Just ah… just put roommate.
31030, In the hall,,9,Monica,What the hell are you cooking!
31031, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Oh uh well tomorrow’s no good for her either.
31032, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,...like a...
31033, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Ross,"Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. "
31034, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,I would love it if I weren't here!
31035, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel,"Oh my god. Ok you guys, there’s Danny. Watch. Just watch this.  See?! Still pretending he’s not interested. Ohh, he’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t know him. We’ve forgotten who he is."
31036, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,My first time with Carol was... 
31037, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Well umm, y’know, I used to play."
31038, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch."
31039, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Phoebe,Let’s go! Come on! Move it! 
31040, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"No, just a regular old flying dwarf."
31041, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Hey, that was really good!"
31042, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,God bless you Chandler Bing!
31043, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,"Maybe we finish this for him!  ""Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had""... aaand SEND!"
31044, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah, why? What’s up?"
31045, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,How about Joey... Pepponi?
31046, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"I’ll tell ya who should be embarrassed! It’s you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!"
31047, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey, Funny one! That’s good!
31048, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos."
31049, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,Not like this!
31050, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"You…are…not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?"
31051, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,I know why!
31052, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel, Oh hi!
31053, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,I bet you’re a Gemini.
31054, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Kinda like a big face without skin.
31055, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,I knew you were likely to take a wife!
31056, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you’re [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-it’s just not the time for us. I’m sorry."
31057, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
31058, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,Okay. Don’t you want a cookie?
31059, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,What?
31060, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news."
31061, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,What?
31062, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"So you don't think I have a, a quality?"
31063, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"Well, I haven’t seen him since that night that he told me how he y’know… I don’t know, I think he’s avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?"
31064, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Good night.
31065, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross," Hey, here’s a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?"
31066, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey," Yep, it's fat. I drank fat!"
31067, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,"Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?"
31068, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Y’know, maybe she is too young for me. Y’know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don’t know what to do."
31069, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Joey,Oh!
31070, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,It’s a buffet man.
31071, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
31072, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!"
31073, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Well, you couldn’t have looked everywhere or else you would’ve found her!"
31074, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!"
31075, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica,Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go!  Why aren’t you dressed yet?!
31076, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,I'll do it!
31077, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"But, can't you leave the dollar? This money is for the poor."
31078, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?"
31079, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate,",3,Chandler,"Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?"
31080, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"No, it came out to an even twenty."
31081, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great."
31082, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Ross,"It's from Ross, it's a love bug."
31083, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross," Yeah, she’s fired."
31084, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,I didn’t know you could get married here.
31085, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,You'll get one.
31086, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Okay.  What was tonight?
31087, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe," All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?"
31088, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the Pointer"
31089, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,"Rach, these are for you."
31090, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,You mean they like you.
31091, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
31092, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross, I was just leaving.
31093, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,"What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep."
31094, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,"Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?"
31095, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,Oh.
31096, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Yeah?
31097, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross, This would be the place where you explain the hat.
31098, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,Hey!
31099, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"What are you doing here, Santa?"
31100, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin’ around the house."
31101, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Hi!
31102, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,Animals dressed as humans.
31103, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross, Yes! Santa's coming!
31104, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Chandler,That is lucky.
31105, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,No I didn't!
31106, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,What?
31107, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,Ja!
31108, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria."
31109, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"What if we don't find him somebody else? We'll just tell her the date's off, but we don't tell Ross, and he goes to the restaurant and gets stood up!"
31110, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Who dies?
31111, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush."
31112, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, sure?"
31113, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"'....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '"
31114, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up!  I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order."
31115, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,I do-I do not have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.
31116, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,Gotcha.
31117, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
31118, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,Hi!
31119, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey,"It’s no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. It’s just a crush! It’s going to go away!  Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!"
31120, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Rachel,There you go!
31121, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,Why? 
31122, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye!  Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!"
31123, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Hey! I did not dump Rachel!  Why don’t we just let the machine get that?
31124, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?"
31125, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,"I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach?  Oh, you think I should give up the bag!"
31126, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, have you guys seen Monica?"
31127, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Okay, relationship, boy this could take a while."
31128, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,No...
31129, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,"Hey Rach listen, did you know that during pregnancy your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back."
31130, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe," Ooh, good, you’re hear! Okay."
31131, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,We were on a break!
31132, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,‘Kay.
31133, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,Ooh-ohh!
31134, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?"
31135, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that he’d better come up here and apologize. I’ll see you later. "
31136, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe, Hey.
31137, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right "
31138, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,"Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight."
31139, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Oh no, not yet."
31140, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"I see your twenty, raise you twenty-five. "
31141, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so..."
31142, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Goodnight. 
31143, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,Is she great or what?
31144, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross, Hey!
31145, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,Yeah.
31146, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,Oh.... my God.
31147, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,I can't believe this.
31148, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey, Hey!
31149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, it's my mom's."
31150, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"All right okay, just so you know, I’m not gonna make a turkey this year."
31151, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Phoebe,"I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet."
31152, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross,"Oh, we just..."
31153, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,"Honey wait, Joey, I’m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it… "
31154, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, you’re not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?"
31155, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica, You look terrific!
31156, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way."
31157, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Ross,Maybe he’s just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?
31158, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Monica,I think you're my favorite.
31159, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,No. Why?
31160, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,Did I use that already today? I’m sorry.
31161, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,What else?
31162, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didn’t want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that she’s going to Florida for spring vacation."
31163, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' "
31164, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel, right now. But I'm not.
31165, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood."
31166, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah, but I’m your brother. We’re family. That’s the most important thing in the world."
31167, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don’t ya?"
31168, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Honey, he’s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I’m just sorry we don’t got popcorn."
31169, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,Perfect decibel.
31170, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross,All right! You go get him! Let’s go!
31171, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Okay.
31172, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Rachel?
31173, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler," I’m up! I’m up, I’ve gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?"
31174, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,You went through my personal property?
31175, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,That! Let’s talk about that.
31176, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!"
31177, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God she’s here.
31178, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Don’t!!  Honey, what are you doing here?!"
31179, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,I-I-I don’t even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Y’know what? I’m just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
31180, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain’t that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright . See, here’s the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go. See, me, I love Tulsa!  Tulsa is heaven!  Tulsa is Italy—Please don’t make me go there!"
31181, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Ross,"He’s right, what she did was unforgivable."
31182, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey,Okay!  How you doin'?
31183, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these "
31184, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,You’re moving?
31185, The Roof,,9,Phoebe,Hey!
31186, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,I'll see you in the morning .
31187, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Wait! It was my plan.
31188, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,Is this still about her whole 'The Flintstones could've really happened' thing?
31189, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,How could it not matter?!
31190, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Joey,"Your folks are really that bad, huh?"
31191, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,"Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!"
31192, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.
31193, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,I got you a present!
31194, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket."
31195, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,What’s her last name?
31196, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica," I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!"
31197, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,I don’t need that anymore.
31198, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,No.
31199, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Y’know what? This is too weird.
31200, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"I know, but you have to open it today! "
31201, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I don't know...
31202, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,Thank you.  Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!
31203, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Yeah?
31204, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,What does yours say Pheebs?
31205, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Because I lose her stuff!
31206, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"No, not us… "
31207, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross," Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things."
31208, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,No I don't.
31209, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit."
31210, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey, I don’t think so.
31211, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,Hi.
31212, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. You wanna bite? "
31213, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls."
31214, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,That's because all people are selfish.
31215, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel," Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!"
31216, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,Bye. 
31217, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,Oh yeah! 
31218, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? "
31219, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight’s specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?"
31220, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,This will just be my batch.
31221, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb."
31222, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,"But I’m a professional! And I’m really good! Look, if you’re uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?"
31223, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy."
31224, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"Rachel would be Phoebe’s, I would be Rachel’s, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset."
31225, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"So, I decided I’m definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler."
31226, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,"Ah, that’s okay, thanks."
31227, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh, and plus I’m 1/16th Portuguese."
31228, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,Look. 
31229, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I-I thought I did but, I-I guess I did not!"
31230, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
31231, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,What?!
31232, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Center ice.
31233, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler," It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us."
31234, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,"You know, now you're more like, you know like, ""Mr. Caring Boss,"" ""Mr."", you know, ""I'm one of you, Boss,"" ""Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"""
31235, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,I thought your time ran out.
31236, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,"Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing... I think his butt would be angry here."
31237, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,"That’s okay Pheebs, we’re not having a party or anything, so you don’t have to get us…"
31238, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler, Happy plane-aversary.
31239, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
31240, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Yeah!
31241, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am."
31242, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,Sort of.
31243, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!"
31244, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Ross, Good luck!
31245, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"So, so is she still going to Paris?"
31246, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,Hi.
31247, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,"No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana!"
31248, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, you know I'm i'm really glad you came to talk to me the other day and I hope I was a little helpful."
31249, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,
31250, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,"And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth."
31251, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,Right. And with who again? 
31252, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Come on!!
31253, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Good luck, man. I hope you get it."
31254, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!"
31255, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Hey!
31256, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"OK, is there a mute button on this woman?"
31257, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Chandler,
31258, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?"
31259, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,"It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?"
31260, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,Y’know what? Why don’t you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
31261, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Sorry! Sorry, I’m late; sorry, I’m late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly."
31262, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
31263, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,What? What carrer?
31264, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,So fellas
31265, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Hello handsome.  Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
31266, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Embryossss? As in, ""More than one?"""
31267, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say ""thank you"" for coming with me."
31268, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,Oh! I’m a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.
31269, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Well, why don’t we just bunny up."
31270, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,"Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but "
31271, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,Or you could end up with everything.
31272, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,Hey you guys! Look!
31273, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,"Thanks! I've been working out. Hey listen, is it obvious that I'm wearing six sweaters?"
31274, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,Why not?
31275, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
31276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,"But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?"
31277, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,Hey! You were so right!
31278, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,"Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so…. Y'know."
31279, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,They gave me the shaft all right.
31280, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,…it’s gonna be okay!
31281, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"""I could go right now."" "
31282, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"I know, it’s sick."
31283, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
31284, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Here, here!"
31285, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,I’m really not deciding!
31286, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Chandler, …there’ll be sun.
31287, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,"What?! I don’t have 20,000!"
31288, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,And Rachel.  And that’s Chandler.
31289, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"All right baby, come on!  Yes! Yes! I am on fire!"
31290, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt."
31291, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"What should I wear, now I’m all nervous."
31292, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay?  She-she-she's hurting me."
31293, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Yeah
31294, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation."
31295, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica, Why don't you just go out with her!
31296, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought—it wasn’t that funny. So I’m still torn."
31297, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Okay, no uterus, no opinion."
31298, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,What’s up? 
31299, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,"Well, so far I have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don’t have my something blue."
31300, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!"
31301, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Uh actually, sorry I can’t even make it. I’m seeing Mona again tonight."
31302, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,That is seven days!
31303, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,I know!!
31304, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Wha... what you really think we can do that?
31305, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Well hello! So, when are we gettin’ back out on the water matey?"
31306, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, it has a name?"
31307, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,"Well y’know, things are different. I’m…I’m married now."
31308, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey..."
31309, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,Yes. Not out loud.
31310, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!"
31311, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Good, so do it Saturday night because we’re going to dinner with her and Clark."
31312, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! 
31313, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Guest.
31314, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I believe I read that somewhere!
31315, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Him you’re friends with. 
31316, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,Ew! No!
31317, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!"
31318, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder."
31319, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward."
31320, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"You guys, what was the Powerball number again?"
31321, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,"Sure, what’s up?"
31322, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,"No, was my best friend. Anyway, I don’t know why you’re pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, there’s a spot open."
31323, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,OK Thanks.
31324, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"I'm, I'm okay. See. "
31325, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it’s remotely related to the field they’re interested in."
31326, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,So fellas
31327, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler," Yeah, well…"
31328, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?"
31329, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, I’d expect nothing less."
31330, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Maybe on some level.
31331, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
31332, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Ross,Some days it's all I can think about.
31333, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, my mom called, they’re gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we’re looking for a good picture of us."
31334, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,Mon! I'm so happy for you!
31335, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Very good.
31336, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"What?  What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you."
31337, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days"
31338, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial."
31339, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!"
31340, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yes.
31341, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Really?
31342, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing."
31343, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Why not?
31344, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,Yeah. You’re right. Hey I-I can do that.
31345, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry...  Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!"
31346, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,It was no big deal. We-we…said that the rumor was…that umm…you had both…male and female reproductive parts.
31347, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,oh it was great.
31348, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe,Wow!
31349, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!"
31350, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?"
31351, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Wow, Rhonda."
31352, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"I’m not wrong! I wish I was. I’m sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn’t sound so bad now, huh?"
31353, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
31354, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
31355, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Enter Pheebs.
31356, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,Y'know who I always liked? Mork.
31357, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"Oh!  All right.  Now, let's not do this!"
31358, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?"
31359, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?"
31360, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"So look umm, while we’re st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?"
31361, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey!
31362, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"Okay. Um, how about these? "
31363, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets."
31364, Ross's apartment," Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place,",5,Phoebe,"Obviously I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things. I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero."
31365, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Chandler,"Okay. Uh, we’ll dim the lights, dim the lights. "
31366, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Chris says they’re closing down the bar.
31367, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
31368, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler,"Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay."
31369, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe,"Oh yeah!  Oh, I can do that."
31370, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,Thankfully you don’t need me at all .
31371, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, I'm gonna go too!"
31372, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel," Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!"
31373, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
31374, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Okay.
31375, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Yeah.
31376, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Joey,"No, no... how come you are working here?"
31377, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
31378, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
31379, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,"Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? "
31380, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,No!! You have been screwing us all day!
31381, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,The nights are the hardest.  But then the day comes! And that’s every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…
31382, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, you're so sweet! "
31383, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Monica,Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?
31384, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"Look, you can’t call somebody after this long just to say, ‘In case you didn’t notice, I don’t like you!’"
31385, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,"It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!"
31386, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"No. No, I’m Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I’m the guy in the coma!"
31387, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,Not on you! On the stripper!
31388, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Some of them.
31389, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,No you didn't.
31390, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommy’s supposed to be here soon, we’re going to lunch."
31391, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,"Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen.  Don't do the dance."
31392, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Monica,"Honey, we have been through this before!"
31393, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Look, I understand, but I have to put my foot down. Okay? The answer is no."
31394, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Yeah?
31395, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
31396, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,"Okay, I’ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?"
31397, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,"Where?  Ooh, come to Momma."
31398, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox."
31399, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,I’m good.
31400, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Ah-hah! At least we know it’s a him.
31401, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,"Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don’t want you to get hurt, ‘cause I kinda like you."
31402, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough."
31403, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. 
31404, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,Wheel!
31405, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,Yeah.
31406, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,…that you actually…
31407, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,He started mine first!
31408, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,I made you a surprise.
31409, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,Hey! How you doing?
31410, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Hey, kids."
31411, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Oh really?! You think you’re stronger? Why don’t you prove it? 
31412, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Chandler,"Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship."
31413, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,Hey.
31414, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Ok.
31415, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,That'll work!
31416, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,"Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you."
31417, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"It’s okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could."
31418, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Hey-hey, I thought she told you to follow the recipe exactly!"
31419, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,"Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?"
31420, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Phoebe,Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
31421, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!"
31422, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of."
31423, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,What? You weren’t in it.
31424, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Uh, clearly."
31425, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there."
31426, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this.  Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary."
31427, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,Exactly.
31428, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,Yeah!
31429, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel, we’re sorry for pushing those guys on you."
31430, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So do them for free.
31431, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Oh is it?!  It’s for me!
31432, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Phoebe,I'm in.
31433, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Great! Problem solved!
31434, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Bye honey. 
31435, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry. Though, you’re not supposed to take these.  It’s like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that."
31436, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,We are pretty good.
31437, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,
31438, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, right, that's me!"
31439, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,"I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!"
31440, Rachel's bedroom,,9,Rachel,". Well, that's new!"
31441, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out."
31442, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,I'm sorry.
31443, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here.  Okay, you're in bed..."
31444, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,Yeah!
31445, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?"
31446, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel,Sophie’s desk.
31447, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey,"Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but...  I made it work."
31448, Mr," Zelner’s Office, he’s in a meeting as Joey bursts in,",8,Joey,Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!
31449, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!"
31450, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?"
31451, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica," Did you like her? And I’m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this."
31452, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking."
31453, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler, Did you know this about him?
31454, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, ok bye-bye."
31455, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?"
31456, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe, Hey!
31457, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!"
31458, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, Hello?
31459, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel," Honey, I was wondering...."
31460, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,What?
31461, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,You do?
31462, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,Yeah.
31463, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets his jollys to jaws!
31464, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
31465, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
31466, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.
31467, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Ross,"Hey Joey, how come our stuff isn’t free?"
31468, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?"
31469, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!"
31470, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Did you do it on our invitations?!
31471, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more."
31472, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe, Yes, I typed that earlier, We’re seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing,",7,Ross,You know the song! Sing along!
31473, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park."
31474, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,How do you feel?
31475, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,It really was!
31476, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross,"You come out there, you're a dead man."
31477, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"That’s right good things, that-that is what I said. "
31478, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Actually, we already found a house we love."
31479, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was y’know, it was like a dollar."
31480, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,"Ohh, how is he?"
31481, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,What is that?
31482, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story.  Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
31483, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Kate, do you even like me?"
31484, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasn’t so scary, was it?"
31485, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,The commercial?
31486, The Hotel," Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding,",7,Rachel,"Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {It’s a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.} Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?"
31487, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,"Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb."
31488, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss."
31489, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Like the three musketeers, only with fruit."
31490, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees."
31491, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside."
31492, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Good. You?
31493, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!
31494, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!"
31495, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,What?
31496, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Hey!
31497, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,"Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch."
31498, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"A little bit, yeah."
31499, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,No. Not after what happened with Steve.
31500, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Oh my god, this really hurts!!!"
31501, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Turn.
31502, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!
31503, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting."
31504, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Be right there sweetums.  A totally different situation.
31505, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!"
31506, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, you have homosexual hair."
31507, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,I see you later!
31508, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,Who cares? You're Rachel!  Who's Kip?
31509, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,"Hey, you've got a boyfriend!"
31510, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.
31511, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,"So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?"
31512, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,That’s right. The student has become the master.
31513, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Ehm... Her name is Emma.
31514, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,And this is Rachel.
31515, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!
31516, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,That’s true.
31517, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,Who?
31518, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!"
31519, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Ohh, okay."
31520, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or…poison? No? Just for me? Okay. 
31521, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,"Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?"
31522, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Thank you, thank you."
31523, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?"
31524, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,"I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow."
31525, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test like three times just to make sure."
31526, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,It's what you want. You should go.
31527, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Hero, I uh, I don’t know—well, all right."
31528, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,What?!
31529, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,This is your current cellphone?
31530, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
31531, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Ross,"I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys.."
31532, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica," Phoebe, that is awful!"
31533, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Oh, I can't. Because I-I've seen them."
31534, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,That was me and Ross.
31535, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"Oh, no! No-no! No, I tired! But I couldn’t. That’s why I’m here. Maybe we could attack them together?  That-that’s a no."
31536, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?"
31537, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"No, I ah, I didn’t do them."
31538, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Chandler,And say nothing?
31539, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know.... You don't know!"
31540, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Okay, I-I’m sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else."
31541, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,"Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy."
31542, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,I’m not gonna give you tips! Look don’t you see that this-this…this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
31543, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job."
31544, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,Okay.
31545, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross," ""A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet."" -- How did you know?"
31546, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,Bitchin'
31547, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, ""That was nice?"" Admit something to me? ""I'll call you?"""
31548, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Well, not for a little while. Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else."
31549, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"No! Hey, we're not leaving until we get paid! I don't know who she thinks she is! Enough is enough!  Hey, widow?"
31550, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, you have to tell her."
31551, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,Hey! Ross!
31552, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Chandler,"Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight."
31553, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"I-I'm with the umm, the 57th."
31554, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Nothing. Nothing.
31555, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing lately I have been having thoughts  musings, if you will!"
31556, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross," So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital."
31557, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,I don’t know.
31558, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and uh, two months later the couple got divorced. And now I’m not saying that there’s any connection here y’know, but they did tell me that’s why they got divorced."
31559, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,What?
31560, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong."
31561, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Are you alone?
31562, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Thank you. 
31563, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Rachel," ""Baddest man in the whole damn town."""
31564, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?"
31565, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica," Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up."
31566, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?"
31567, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross," Ah well, can’t blame a guy for trying!"
31568, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,What the heck is that?
31569, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,"Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!"
31570, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Monica,Why? Do you think he’s still mad at us?
31571, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,"Okay, I know what I have to do. I’ve got to go Red Ross.  Y’know, Red Ross!"
31572, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Oh, wait! Wait! Don’t you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe you’ll get that job!"
31573, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
31574, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Well, what happened?"
31575, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Why?
31576, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,You’re my friend!
31577, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,"Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions."
31578, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey, Who you what? Who you what?!
31579, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Oh God, maybe he won’t see us. Richard!"
31580, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,"Oh my God, you’re back!"
31581, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Hi!
31582, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?"
31583, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, Easy. Step. How did it get on?
31584, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?"
31585, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
31586, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her! 
31587, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler," And you… Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there."
31588, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,Are you all right?
31589, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,Rachel! I'll just call her back.
31590, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,We did!
31591, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"I can’t believe Mark didn’t call. It’s Sunday night, and he didn’t call."
31592, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Continue...
31593, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris."
31594, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, you'd think I would've."
31595, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel," Oh, I can give you that."
31596, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Okay.  Every time.
31597, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,So you're gonna move?
31598, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,What?
31599, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"You don't, you don't know what your wearing?"
31600, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,"Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore."
31601, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler,"Hey, I've been honing!"
31602, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica," Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum."
31603, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here."
31604, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Hey.
31605, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Joey,"I’m telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!"
31606, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Okidoki!  Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
31607, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yeah well it looks great!
31608, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk."
31609, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,What happened to 'you can't live without me four days a week'?
31610, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking."
31611, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,You know I... 
31612, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Hi, I am Monica and this is Chandler. Please come in."
31613, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,Rach? 
31614, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman ,4,Joey,
31615, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh me too.
31616, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe’s baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isn’t happy about it,",4,Phoebe,"What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!"
31617, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Oooooh!
31618, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Hey. I need to tell you something.
31619, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Why is this car in my bedroom?
31620, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,"Umm, okay."
31621, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Yes!!!
31622, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Hey.
31623, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Yeah?
31624, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Yes oh— Okay, do you remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?"
31625, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler,Nngghhh!!!!!!!
31626, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Phoebe,"It’s a trip for two!  Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?"
31627, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,You gotta help me out here Pheebs.
31628, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"
31629, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,"Well, John McLane had plans!"
31630, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,Okay.
31631, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Please, I'm not going for anything."
31632, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"How about you less important people, let’s open your presents!"
31633, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time we’re 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and we’ve-we’ve already slept together so y’know there’ll be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, ""What’s that?!"""
31634, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,No!
31635, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,Tea gives Phoebe the trots.
31636, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,"Ahhh!  Ooh, nice!"
31637, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Phoebe,So good!
31638, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,Ah!!
31639, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel," Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow."
31640, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,Okay. See you guys later.
31641, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,Hey!
31642, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? "
31643, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,I know.
31644, In the hall,,9,Rachel,I know them from work.
31645, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, hi Ross!"
31646, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Ooh!
31647, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"Look, Monica has been working hard all day, she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place, we shouldn't go!"
31648, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Kate, do you even like me?"
31649, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
31650, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
31651, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?"
31652, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,"Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!"
31653, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,It’s Rachel.
31654, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,OH…MY…GOD!!
31655, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,What?
31656, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
31657, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,What happened?
31658, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,"OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um...."
31659, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow."
31660, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,Right. Right.
31661, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Okay?  Over here we have pink suede, which is nice. But umm, if it gets wet then you know it’s gonna shrink."
31662, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
31663, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,That was pretty 007.
31664, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,The little jail between the doors!
31665, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Look Mon, if you could just call my mom…"
31666, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,"Oh, there’s banana on it."
31667, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,Thank you. 
31668, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,I am!
31669, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Okay.
31670, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,I don't have to tell you everything!
31671, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,"But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles."
31672, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Sure!
31673, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs ...oh, you already got that."
31674, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
31675, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"The Sooner State, whatever that is."
31676, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!"
31677, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Chandler,Emma was doing it!
31678, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Someone you didn’t make up!
31679, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,What... what you working on?
31680, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross," OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?"
31681, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
31682, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, And you’re the father by the way—but you got that…
31683, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,"Let me see what you wrote about yourself ""Doctor Paleontology, two kids... ""  You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!"
31684, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,"Well hello, Mrs. Penella! Thank you so much for coming! Well, okay look, here's your umm, 3-D glasses and Reverend Pong will tell you when to put them on."
31685, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head...  Can it?"
31686, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,"Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?"
31687, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why don’t you put down your copy of ‘The Rules’ huh mantrap?!
31688, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel," Ross, what is taking you so long?"
31689, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Chandler,"Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers?  Who said that?"
31690, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,You become friends after?
31691, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,It’s your suitcase. We’re going to Las Vegas.
31692, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe, Rachel?
31693, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Joey, Wow! The new Playboy!
31694, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own"
31695, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Well you don’t.
31696, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.  I got her machine."
31697, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,It's worse than the thumb!
31698, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,"Ok, um, I'll go with you."
31699, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,Don’t you realise none of this would’ve ever happened if I didn’t think at that same moment you weren’t having sex with Mark?
31700, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Hey, hey, man!"
31701, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,Thanks man.
31702, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh honey, come on, I’m sorry, I didn’t.... I don’t mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom."
31703, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"That’s a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to…to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things."
31704, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs.
31705, A Strip Club," Doug and Chandler are there,",8,Chandler,Oh no-no-no!
31706, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,Right!
31707, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Rachel,"I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!"
31708, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross,Thank you.
31709, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!
31710, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,Tell him it's for you.
31711, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
31712, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,God?
31713, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,What is with you?
31714, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Okay! 
31715, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road."
31716, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,What?
31717, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…"
31718, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!"
31719, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,My roommate.
31720, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Yes!  Google!
31721, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross," You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!"
31722, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe," Rach, you’re in my seat."
31723, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,Why?
31724, Ross�,,9,Ross,None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! That�s not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the one
31725, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler, You said no right?
31726, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,You really think so?
31727, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,
31728, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
31729, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler," Okay, what do I do?"
31730, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Phoebe, Gooood luck! Gooood luck! We all wish you good luuuuuuuuck!!!
31731, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Hey.
31732, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Chandler,"Oh, that's Ross's."
31733, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,"Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think I’m partly at fault. You see, I didn’t, I didn’t tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so y’know let’s just face it, that’s just kindling! So I think it’s better that I stay at Joey’s."
31734, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Hi!
31735, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey, What?!! That’s even worse!!
31736, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,All right.
31737, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,"That's it, just sign right on the bra ."
31738, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Phoebe,What are you talking about?!
31739, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans. "
31740, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Yeah!
31741, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,"Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I can’t even comfort my own baby! I’m the worst mother ever!"
31742, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask."
31743, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day.  Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people."
31744, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Ohhhh 
31745, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross, I don’t know why you can’t admit that you need me.
31746, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"Oh, you did it!"
31747, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,"Okay, I’ll rest. But y’know if I’m going to bed, then you’re coming with me."
31748, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,You promised you wouldn't say anything.
31749,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,It's not cooler.
31750, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?
31751, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! I know what you could make! 
31752, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Well don’t you have that big date tonight?
31753, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm...  ""brainy, bright, clever"", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!"
31754, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"They’re terrific, and they live right here in the city."
31755, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey."
31756, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,
31757, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies!  and I'm gone."
31758, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Chandler, I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
31759, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,"All right, I gotta take off. I'm picking up Ben then we're off to the big audition."
31760, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Ethan?
31761, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,What?! You say that to kids?!!
31762, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,Why not?
31763, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two  like that?"
31764, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
31765, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Chandler,That’s what you say at the end of a date.
31766, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,"Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that’s it, that’s it, all right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They’re not the right size, they’re not Victorian, and they just don’t go."
31767, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Yes, we do. But, we have to change first."
31768, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Chandler, Where exactly were around ten-ish?
31769, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,A lot.
31770, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,She’s okay with Rachel and the baby?
31771, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"And that’s Phoebe , and that’s Joey."
31772, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
31773, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! 
31774, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?"
31775, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,"Chandler, I found the perfect ring. "
31776, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,"Well, not anymore."
31777, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,Any contact?
31778, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are…"
31779, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,It is your office.
31780, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.
31781, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldn’t give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!"
31782, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
31783, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"Well, not anything, I mean..."
31784, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"No, I don’t want to tell you."
31785, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Okay. 
31786, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Oh, look at her, so happy!"
31787, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here.  Okay, you're in bed..."
31788, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
31789, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly."
31790, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Really? That’s great! You and my sister, sittin’ in a tree."
31791, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,Why?
31792, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler, Hey.
31793, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel, Hey!
31794, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!"
31795, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece."
31796, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
31797, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"Well, we didn’t have freedom here until 1776, either so…"
31798, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
31799, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,Don’t you see? Everyone’s looking at me! The plan’s working! I didn’t even have to take off my top yet!
31800, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,Hey!
31801, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,It's I just know they're gonna be a couple of windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
31802, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Monica,Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?
31803, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
31804, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross, Oh-oh really?
31805, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,What else?
31806, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Does that smell bother you?
31807, The hallway,,10,Monica,I'm still all those things!
31808, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,"They break your heart, don’t they?"
31809, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I—Hey! I did not go out with your wife! "
31810, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,A couple of days.
31811, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Joey, it's okay. Settle down."
31812, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! Sure! Ooh, I left my purse up at Monica’s. I’ll be right back. "
31813, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?"
31814, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Phoebe,That's a bird?
31815, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,Okay great.
31816, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,I would do it but she thinks I’m attracted to her!
31817, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,Yeah.
31818, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I-I got a crisis."
31819, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Well then why did you give me a ring?
31820, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Oh, no problem."
31821, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Alright. So where’d you grow up?
31822, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,It’s all right! Everything’s gonna be all right.
31823, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"All right, I'll try not to."
31824, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,"All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you."
31825, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves."
31826, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!"
31827, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,"Okay, see now I’m scared because I don’t actually think you’re kidding."
31828, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,"I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?"
31829, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,"That’s great, but shouldn’t you be on the toilet right now?"
31830, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,There we go little fella.
31831, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,Hey-hey.
31832, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,We’re gonna find love!
31833, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
31834, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,"Thanks, Ross."
31835, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Oh good God! I’ve fallen down! 
31836, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Rachel," Hi, Pheebs."
31837, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"No, but it is fast. Isn't it?"
31838, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
31839, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,You guys!
31840, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?"
31841, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,But then how do we know who wins?
31842, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"No, that's not mine."
31843, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?"
31844, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,"All right, I’ve never been engaged and I’ve never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband."
31845, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,What’s going on?
31846, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party."
31847, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica," I’m gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it."
31848, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"What, what is it?"
31849, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Chandler,Hey!
31850, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Not so much!
31851, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I can dance, y'know. "
31852, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,I can’t believe this! 
31853, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,Hell is filled with people like you.
31854, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler," It’s a nickname, I’ll explain later."
31855, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey, Can we come it yet?! We’re dying out here!
31856, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,They're ribbed for *your* pleasure.
31857, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel," Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!"
31858, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Chandler,Atlantic City!
31859, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,I look more like him than you do! 
31860, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know what’s going on."
31861, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel,"Even so, I think I'm gonna pick Ross."
31862, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Guess what?
31863, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Thanks.
31864, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,Toothpick?
31865, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  Okay, that’s a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.",3,Ross,
31866, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,You need new clothes.
31867, Central Perk,,9,Ross,But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
31868, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,Her what?!!
31869, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"That’s okay. All right, I’m gonna play song that’s really, really sad. It’s called Magician Box Mix Up. "
31870, Joey's room," he is recovering from his birth,",5,Joey,Oh my God.
31871, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,The Luisa from home room!
31872, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though."
31873, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, I’ve known them separately and I’ve known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass  to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey."
31874, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Oh yes! Thank you very much!  Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.
31875, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,"So, do you know what you’re gonna call her yet?"
31876, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,I have no idea.
31877, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding."
31878, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, what’s the matter?! Talk to the captain!"
31879, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know…"
31880, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her."
31881, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
31882, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,"Well, I was dancing around, and singing ""No Woman, No Cry"" and I got stuck."
31883, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah? Well, how’d she take it?"
31884, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?"
31885, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler, You dance for Rachel!
31886, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel, Okay.
31887,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.
31888, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,I don’t know.
31889, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,Please. This is so your fault.
31890, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl’s apartment! That is a boy’s apartment, it’s dirty and it smells. This is pretty. It’s-it’s so pretty! And look, and it’s-it’s purple! And I’m telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. "
31891, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Oh for cryin’ out loud! 
31892, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m the ruptured spleen. 
31893, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8."
31894, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"Janice, I’m sorry but umm, you can’t stay here tonight."
31895, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"We don’t, really."
31896, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this."
31897, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Cups? You're giving me cups?
31898, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross, You told her!
31899, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,"Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes.  I’m tellin’ ya!"
31900, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,Uhhhh... Joey cried last night.
31901, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,"Why don’t you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America."
31902, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,I wanted it so bad!  Wanna go pack?
31903, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,"Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M."
31904, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity."
31905, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Hey, Sophie!"
31906, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel, Nooo...
31907, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
31908, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler,I’m not getting into this again!
31909, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,Oh my God.
31910, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
31911, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!"
31912, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Ohh! I did not get that.
31913, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,It really was. You've learned some new moves!
31914, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,That’s right.
31915, Jen's apartment," Ross is picking her up for their date,",5,Ross,"So uhh, you ready?"
31916, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah-yeah, y’know what? Yeah, that’s it-that’s it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That’s-that’s what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I’m talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn’t match! Where is it gonna go?!"
31917, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,Right!
31918, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,
31919, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things."
31920, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Listen uh, I-I’ve been doing some thinking, and I don’t know whether it’s because we’re here or Rachel’s giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby."
31921, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
31922, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Chandler,"Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” "
31923, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,Sorry. 
31924, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? 
31925, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie."
31926, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Sorry.
31927, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,"Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal."
31928, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel," Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!"
31929, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Me? No.
31930, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Hey, y’know what? You’re the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!"
31931, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me."
31932, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know, five hundred dollars?"
31933, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Rachel,Bloomingdale’s eliminated my department. 
31934, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!!  Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this..."
31935, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped"
31936, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Chandler,Yes that would have made more sense.
31937, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room."
31938, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Okay, who’s next?! "
31939, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Chandler,
31940, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,"Yeah, we haven't dropped it in… "
31941, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Ross," All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression…"
31942, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys."
31943, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound � and the breasts of a Greek goddess.
31944, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,Well that’s great! Congratulations!! 
31945, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica, It's just Joey and Ross.
31946, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,"OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready."
31947, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes…"
31948, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"Yeah, just... just Nana stuff."
31949, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
31950, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'"
31951, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Good.  Uh honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?"
31952, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So I’m gonna show her how tough I really am!"
31953, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!"
31954, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,Phoebe?
31955, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler."
31956, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,I love you. 
31957, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,I can't smell your sandwich?
31958, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you go to the doctor!
31959, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,She's bluffing!
31960, Ross's apartment," Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place,",5,Ross,"Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that."
31961, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,oh it was great.
31962, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m gonna put this  in the car."
31963, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,"Oh, good for you!"
31964, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Monica,It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
31965, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,please...
31966, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,Ross! Janice?!
31967, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"No, I don’t."
31968, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo."
31969, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"He is my girlfriend’s father, okay? It’s-it’s, it’s weird!"
31970, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,"Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate. "
31971, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,"Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?"
31972, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Hey! What's up?!
31973, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Well it’s just—it’s one of those situations that I just hate. Y’know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.
31974, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder."
31975, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,"Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?"
31976, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever."
31977, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,"No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal!  Fine I want—I need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?"
31978, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,No you can’t quit college! No! You’re in college? Really?
31979, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,What are you doing?
31980, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Still going through that dry spell with Carol?
31981, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,Come on! you... 
31982, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you are a bad ass!"
31983, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Okay, how long is this going to go on."
31984, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"So, we’ll do the rest of the bills later then?"
31985, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"No, I really, really do."
31986, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Rachel,Oh!
31987, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,That’s not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
31988, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"Okay, wish me luck."
31989, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Monica,You slept with her didn’t you?
31990, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Ok, you're scaring me a little bit."
31991, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
31992, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?"
31993, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, you never heard of them?"
31994, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,"Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing."
31995, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
31996, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Dangerous Liaisons.
31997, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,So you didn’t leave the bank?
31998, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,Okay.
31999, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit."
32000, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,A dollar?
32001, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, well y’know what, don’t worry you guys, ‘cause I’m-I’m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right."
32002, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"So, are you ready to talk about it?"
32003, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Yes!
32004, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey,That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this? 
32005, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Good! Good! I was just testing you.
32006, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,I’m so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
32007, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go,  rweee!!"
32008, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,What?
32009, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone.
32010, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so I’d call him."
32011, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"What a great night, Chandler can’t do it, these guys kissed… "
32012, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Welcome to America. 
32013, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow."
32014, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,You think?
32015, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh God, I am so sorry honey..."
32016, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"All right, how about the ladybugs?"
32017, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"I'm in vice. Yeah, in fact I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore."
32018, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Because! Because, it-it-it’s… It’d be like you having this guitar  The bike is dying."
32019, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler, Bye!
32020, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,"Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?"
32021, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,We were on a break!!! Okay!! 
32022, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, got it, stay upwind of me."
32023, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel, Seriously?
32024, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Honey, I’m not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but I’m going to wear them all the time. You’ll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?"
32025, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,Yeah I do rock that one.
32026, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much. "
32027, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Rachel,I think they're very nice.
32028, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey," Pizza toppings, next!"
32029, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Monica,"Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo."
32030, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,Hi! 
32031, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Phoebe,"Wait, I’m-I’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?"
32032, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,No.
32033,,,8,Ross,
32034, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,Hey!
32035,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler, Why...why?
32036, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about."
32037, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Well y’know, it’s you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y’know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I’m not upset because I don’t see you guys going through with it. I’m sorry."
32038, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,A love scene? With who?
32039, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Come on! It wasn’t that bad!
32040, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"All right, I'll see you guys later. "
32041, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,
32042, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Sure! Where is it?
32043, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,No! Joey and Ross don’t know anything and Chandler still thinks that Phoebe’s pregnant.
32044, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Petty...
32045, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
32046, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Whoa! I can’t believe you did that. That was really sweet.
32047, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, I am losing my mind."
32048, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel," I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven."
32049, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Well, you can understand, given how we started."
32050, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,What?
32051, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!"
32052, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall!"
32053, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross, Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you…
32054, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,That’s not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
32055, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency."
32056, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Well, aren't you a treat."
32057, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, why?"
32058, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Oh I can’t. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
32059, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Good different?
32060, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"You’re right, and I’m sorry! This means a lot to me! I want you to be my friend again! I swear, I won’t say another word tonight."
32061, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,"What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular."
32062, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,What do you mean you quit?! You can’t quit!
32063, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Do I have my own castle?
32064, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Oh what then? Kick me?
32065, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Really?!
32066, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck."
32067, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. 
32068, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey," Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?"
32069, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,What is it?
32070, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,"Oh no, we can’t walk!"
32071, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,"Oh hey, how'd the interview go?"
32072, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,I'm gonna put on some music.
32073, Ross',,9,Rachel,I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!
32074, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Oh, forget it, okay?"
32075, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!"
32076, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"Oh okay, I see what you’re doing there."
32077, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,But why didn’t you just tell her the truth.
32078, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"All right, y’know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat? "
32079, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?"
32080, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yeah, so far nothing stupid."
32081, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that looks good."
32082, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,Hi.
32083, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
32084, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,I mean after tomorrow night.
32085, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I’ve already signed everything and I put little ‘X’s where you need to sign."
32086, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls."
32087, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Thank you. 
32088, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,I know.
32089, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,Y'know what?
32090, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"No. When he called, I...I threw the message away."
32091, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,Well this doesn’t even smell like opium.
32092, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"No, we haven't seen her since this morning."
32093, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I—would you—actually, would you go check on that?"
32094, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry."
32095, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, listen Robert..."
32096, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Yeah.
32097, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe."
32098, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!"
32099, The Spa Reception, Phoebe walks in,9,Phoebe," Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassy."
32100, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"The big deal is I don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! Cold beer."
32101, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y’know, you think I’ll ever get there?"
32102, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,And no one touches the air around the TV!
32103, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
32104, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"And umm, vintage handkerchiefs y’know ‘cause, people cry at weddings.  I’m just gonna grab a couple of these."
32105, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this."
32106, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,"Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M."
32107, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe,Exactly!
32108, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
32109, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,Hips or thighs?
32110, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What did you do?
32111, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone."
32112, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel, Hi there!
32113, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Oh. 
32114, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,"A cool phone number, and a possible name for the kid."
32115, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?
32116, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,"Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. "
32117, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel," All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us."
32118, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"That’s just a lot of big talk, y'know."
32119, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe," Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!"
32120, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson.  He’s the head of my department."
32121, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Ross,Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.
32122, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,You don't think my mom's sexy?
32123, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"No, Rachel doesn’t want me to...."
32124, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Because it’s, I mean it’s you."
32125, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Okay, we're on it. We're on it."
32126, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
32127, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"Alright, here we go. We've got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites."
32128, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey, Hey!!
32129, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,Joe…
32130, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?"
32131, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?
32132, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, I have some."
32133, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Umm, oh, hey, I don’t know. How about a big one?"
32134, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross,"Yes, we have to tell her!"
32135, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?"
32136, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,So I can do it?
32137, Joey's room," he is recovering from his birth,",5,Joey,They're so small! 
32138, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!"
32139, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Phoebe,Thanks.
32140, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Chandler walks in, Joey and Janine are knitting at the kitchen counter,",6,Chandler,"No thanks, Josephine."
32141, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,"Actually, it looks really good. "
32142, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,"Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad."
32143, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating."
32144, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Maybe I should stand on your feet! 
32145, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready..."
32146, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes..."
32147, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,Ross?
32148, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,Y’know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers .  No? Really? They taste so good.
32149, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Wow! I don’t have the worst costume anymore!
32150, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel, Vanilla?!
32151, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Yep?
32152, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,"I know, the babies are asleep."
32153, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Umm, did you notice anything wierd about Ben today?"
32154, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Good!
32155, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Joey,"Yeah, maybe it’s like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. "
32156, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! I’m-I’m so happy for you guys.  This is so-so, not stupid."
32157, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Heh.
32158, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
32159, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure.  Ehhh."
32160, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,"Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once."
32161, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"C'mon you guys, this is really important to us."
32162, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. 
32163, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Well, look, whatever happens, we’re here for you and we love you."
32164, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler," Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you."
32165, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Monica,And I have costumes.
32166, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Ross,Hey!
32167, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Oh, Kim, Hi. "
32168, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Right.
32169, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
32170, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Rachel, ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
32171, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Come on, it’s not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem."
32172, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,Where's Emma?
32173, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen."
32174, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Phoebe,"No offence but, y’know sometimes it’s hard to understand you, y’know with the accent, so…"
32175, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,What make you think I can?! 
32176, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,"So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable?  Yeah, sounds about right."
32177, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over."
32178, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,And there it is.
32179, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,
32180, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around."
32181, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Okay, see ya later."
32182, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross, What am I doing?
32183, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, ""What were you thinking?"""
32184, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident."
32185, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age."
32186, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe,"Yay! It’s so exciting! Wow, you could’ve done that with us there."
32187, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Ok, maybe you're right."
32188, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Hey.
32189, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.
32190, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Hi! You’re back from your date!
32191, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler."
32192, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!"
32193, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
32194, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,"You are. Well, um... We, we, we were just...  Wow!"
32195, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,Did he call? Did Mark call?
32196, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel, You have been maid of honor before?!!
32197, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"No, I’m not! And it wasn’t a hop it was a pademarie."
32198, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,Wow that was my scariest voice! You’re very brave.
32199, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica," ""Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know."" Nooo!!"
32200, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,Alright.
32201, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,So how are you doing?
32202, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,Okay... Okay.
32203, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,Oh dear God!
32204, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica, 'I am Bea.'
32205, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,Oh!
32206, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra."
32207, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey, That was ME!
32208, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross, Hey!
32209, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Because you  broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me!"
32210, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry.  It’s a little old but…
32211, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Oh, what the hell is that?"
32212, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Ahh, no, I’m good."
32213, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,It's exactly like it sounds.
32214, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,No. A break from us.
32215, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,You mean this. 
32216, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression."
32217, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it."
32218, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Monica,Oh man! I did it again!
32219, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,"No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it’s no big deal, all right, I’m-I’m cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!"
32220, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"No, the baby’s out! Look, look!"
32221, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Monica,Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
32222, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,"Again I must go back to, how?"
32223, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is."
32224, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m, I’m really uncomfortable talking about."
32225, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,…betrothed couple.
32226, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Yeah, which, which we have to leave for in exactly twelve minutes. All right, come on, I'll just pick something out for you."
32227, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did!"
32228, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise."
32229, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?"
32230, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Ross,My fault?! You threatened the judge!
32231, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,Don't come any closer!
32232, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Obviously not to Joey.
32233, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey,"Dude, this isn’t funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everything’s cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone!"
32234, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,"Umm, she Rach, not it, she."
32235, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,What’s going on?
32236, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey, Wow! Didn’t know that.
32237, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, have you guys seen Monica?"
32238, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,...No... 
32239, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh?"
32240, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,Dude!
32241, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Yeah, but I’m the only one related by blood."
32242, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,I'm fine.
32243, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,"So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don’t really believe that do you?"
32244, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Phoebe,Radiator.
32245, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies."
32246, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"See? Now, he could date her."
32247, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Garfunkle.
32248, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I know that too. 
32249, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it!  See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!"
32250, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back."
32251, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, well, yeah..."
32252, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,Why do they put so much steam in there?!
32253, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,I am shocked! Shocked!! 
32254, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I’m so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see you’re play. I swear you’re play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. You’re play is the next play is the next play I’m gonna see."
32255, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?"
32256, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"It's open!  Hi, Joe!"
32257, Joey's apartment," Joey is showing Phoebe around,",6,Phoebe,What’s that smell?
32258, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel, I got a touchdown! We did it!!
32259, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,But that wasn't gonna stop you before!
32260, Joey is back at Hayleys apartment,,9,Joey,do you have any cake?
32261, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls."
32262, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him."
32263, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Chandler, She’s not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
32264, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey,"Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh,  Grandma's chicken salad…"
32265, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. "
32266, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,What is Monica’s biggest pet peeve?
32267, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah! Boys will be boys?
32268, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"Oh, I like that. Yeah…"
32269, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica," Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened."
32270, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel, What?
32271, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,You forbid me?
32272, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Uh, it’s from yore. Like the days of yore. Y’know?"
32273, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,Here. 
32274, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Rachel,I did not freak out.
32275, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,I am strong! I’ll show you! 
32276, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"Most people don’t like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and I’m already going crazy. I miss Joan."
32277, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,"If she says no, can I have the ring?"
32278, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,I'm serious!
32279, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey," Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?"
32280, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Let me talk to him!
32281, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!"
32282, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,No!
32283, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Joey!
32284, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,The Hard Rock Caf�?
32285, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,She’s leaving for three months.
32286, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, you got a couple hours?"
32287, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,No!
32288, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,"I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her."
32289, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Okay, I think we have a problem here. "
32290, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"Okay, wait, you gotta hang up ‘cause we’re gonna be late."
32291, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Yeah.
32292, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,Nice try.
32293, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,What’s that on the bottom?
32294, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Hi!
32295, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,That you can have.
32296, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?"
32297, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Chandler,"Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend.  Hey Pheebs, how did it go?"
32298, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,You could do that?
32299, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes."
32300, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,
32301, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I’m also really psyched ‘cause I don’t have to move in here!"
32302, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?"
32303, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,What do you mean?
32304, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,
32305, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,Yeah!
32306, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Give her a key to your apartment.
32307, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Uh Cecilia Monroe, she plays Jessica Lockhart."
32308, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there."
32309, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,He's the same!
32310, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!
32311, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,"Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing."
32312, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Chandler,Well it’s very unsettling.
32313, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel," Okay, I’m stopping now."
32314, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Um, not even a little bit."
32315, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Okay. I can do that.
32316, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,"No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?"
32317, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,We use it!!
32318, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. 
32319, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Phoebe,"No, but it sounds like it was fricken funny..."
32320, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,What?
32321, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Why?
32322, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
32323, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,Thanks.  I-I think I’m dying. I really do.
32324, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe, Oh my God Ross!!
32325, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool."
32326, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!"
32327, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,And they weren't looking at you before?!
32328, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Oh! ah! eh... Britney Spears!?
32329, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Pheebs, that’s great!"
32330, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Kills you?
32331, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, You son of a bitch!
32332, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Chandler,"Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts.  Y'know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that."
32333, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.  Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!"
32334, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so..."
32335, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Now, we can kick anybody’s ass!"
32336, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.  'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself."
32337, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God!!! Monica!! He’s the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
32338, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,Hello.
32339, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,No! Seriously! What’s wrong with you?!
32340, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Joey!
32341, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
32342, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"No, seriously."
32343, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it."
32344, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross," Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?"
32345, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
32346, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross, Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
32347, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Chandler,"Oh-no, he’s right."
32348, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Rachel,
32349, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? "
32350, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,
32351, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,What?
32352, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,"Oh! Screw it, I didn't get it! "
32353, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"No I didn't. I asked, ""got the ke-eys?"""
32354, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,Rachel?
32355, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey, Hello?
32356, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I’d be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie."
32357, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Let’s hear their plan! Now, what’s the future look like for Dina and Bobby?"
32358, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,Well then you have his baby.
32359, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah, definitely, definitely. Ok, what do you wanna see first?"
32360, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"Man, this is…"
32361, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! 
32362, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,It's in Paris.
32363, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,We didn’t fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
32364, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,When have I ever done that?! 
32365, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe," Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?"
32366, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... "
32367, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"I’m sorry but we’ve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? That’s just the way it has to be."
32368, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,I know!
32369, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,"Oh, okay.  The what?"
32370, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I think you should wait."
32371, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler,No!
32372, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,"No! Forget it! Okay—I mean thanks, but I’m done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what’s next? Come on."
32373, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Joey,"Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together."
32374, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,"Okay, look, just do it gently."
32375, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler," Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now."
32376, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t know, it’s such a long trip."
32377, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,
32378, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Chandler,The British are coming?
32379, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
32380, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey, Here comes the temper.
32381, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Ross,"Phoebs, It's open! It's open!"
32382, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"Oh, you have to call the police! That’s what I did to the kids in my building!"
32383, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did!"
32384, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey, I don't know.
32385, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,"I didn’t have to, because I was wearing my ‘I heart Ross’ sandwich board and ringing my bell."
32386, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,I clunked your heads together!
32387, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Well, mine was worse than that."
32388, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"No, not this time.  So... what'd you have?"
32389, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You'd tell me if you were moving out right
32390, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Joey, you had the night!"
32391, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Rachel,"Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?"
32392, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,"So what if he wants to sleep with her? I mean, she's single and he's cute."
32393, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Good, all right, let’s get back in the car, ‘cause it’s freezing, and my chest is unsupported."
32394, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,Ooh! How was Kathy’s play?
32395, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Phoebe,"Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert."
32396, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,Why?
32397, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Okay great!
32398, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Joey,So what're you going to do?
32399, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,Look at you! Come here!  Feel better?
32400, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.
32401, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Hi! Sorry to bother you, but I don't think we can accept your acceptance of our apology, it just doesn't really seem like you mean it."
32402, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,"Good! I haven’t smoked yet today, I feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse."
32403, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket."
32404, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier..."
32405, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What rumor?
32406, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,Thank you.
32407, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"It was his sweater, but—Oh my God!"
32408, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on Treeger, don’t say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, let’s ahh, let’s try it again. Come on.  We-he!! Hey!"
32409, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Uhm, right!"
32410, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,It should be right next to my plane ticket.
32411, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
32412, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"All right, well maybe I’m enjoying it a little bit. I mean I’m getting pretty good at it."
32413, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Well, then who was on my bed?"
32414, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"What, he doesn’t like Josh?"
32415, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,No it's not!
32416, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?"
32417, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,Now she's passed.
32418, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Ross,I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
32419, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,It was hard!
32420, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! 
32421, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,I can't! It-it's stuck!
32422, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Hi!
32423, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,"Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face."
32424, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…"
32425, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,M-M-Mole people?
32426, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Monica. Oh… huh, I always thought it would be Rachel."
32427, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,Okay. 1…2…3—Go!  I’m gonna kill myself!
32428, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Make a wish?
32429, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,Hey!
32430, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Rachel?!
32431, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,"Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! "
32432, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,Okay.
32433, Rachel's office,,3,Ross,"All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!"
32434, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler, Oh my God! Play!
32435, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Joey,"I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off."
32436, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Rachel,"Excuse me, there was no time!"
32437, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,How'd it go?
32438, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel, Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
32439, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Welcome to America. 
32440, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!"
32441, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up."
32442, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!"
32443, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m going to take him back to Wendy’s."
32444, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesn’t mean that-that you're in love with me!"
32445, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,
32446, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,Yes it would. What do you say to $50?
32447, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but it was different with him today! And he wasn't, like, Orthodontist Guy, y'know? I mean, we had fun! Is there anything wrong with that?"
32448, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey, Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!
32449, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey," Yeah, who is that?"
32450, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,Oh my good God.
32451, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,How about a scone on the house baby?
32452, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,Yeah!
32453, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
32454, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Chandler,There’s gonna be a wedding. You’re gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
32455, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Come in. Thanks for comin’ back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!"
32456, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Well, these really are the days of our lives."
32457, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?"
32458, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak."
32459, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Oh, no thanks."
32460, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Why do you care so much?
32461, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Oh well…
32462, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,"Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?"
32463, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine."
32464, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel, Oww!
32465, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,I do too! I missed you!
32466, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,"I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside."
32467, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Well, everyone's gotta kiss someone. You can't kiss Ross you got the history."
32468, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!"
32469, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Look. Look, I wasn’t going to say anything to you, but... All right, I don’t think you should be seeing Tommy anymore."
32470, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,Oh come on!!
32471, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy...."
32472, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Chandler,"Okay, okay, but don’t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades. Which I’m fairly certain are the same thing."
32473, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,Like I remember his office number!  Speed dial 7.
32474, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Hey. Got a second?
32475, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while."
32476, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,No...
32477, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!"
32478, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,"Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing."
32479, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,"What, you, you really quit your job?"
32480, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel," What, is everything ok?"
32481, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,It's not the same.
32482, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler,Let me see the earrings.
32483, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do."
32484, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,This is Bonnie?  You’re Bonnie?
32485, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Nope.
32486, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you!  Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!"
32487, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,"Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to."
32488, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, Okay!
32489, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,"Uh, it's 230 in the morning!"
32490, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,Like an eclipse.
32491, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,Merry Christmas.
32492, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross,"Yeah, it’s the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!"
32493, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Why don't you just call her?
32494, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Ross,"Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!"
32495, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Well, I have a girlfriend, I’m-I’m happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy."
32496, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hi. Listen, I’m sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasn’t right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you’ll really enjoy. "
32497, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?"
32498, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"Well, you’re amazing."
32499, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee?  Oh, look at that."
32500, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Really?
32501, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross, Hello?
32502, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,And I also got... two more apples.
32503, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
32504, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,My little brother’s getting married!!
32505, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,Hm-mmm! 
32506, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
32507, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,Okay man. 
32508, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying."
32509, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,I can handle the stick!!
32510, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,I didn’t mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
32511, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,How long was I in there?
32512, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Monica,They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
32513, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Sense the tone! No that kid Nate got it.
32514, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh!
32515, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
32516, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Ooh, I wanna switch to Rachel too!"
32517, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy , uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them."
32518, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"Um, you…you like Rachel?"
32519, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
32520, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler, I love you too.
32521, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!
32522, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica,"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him."
32523, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"No! Umm well, some people say that Oysters are an aphrodisiac."
32524, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,I need some milk.
32525, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe,Why? Why would you wanna... do that?  Why?
32526, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh but Phoebe, we’re gonna be late for the movie."
32527, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Don’t worry about it. I’m taking care of it tonight. 
32528, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh. No. No. Good! Yeah, me neither."
32529, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,"I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex."
32530, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,How?
32531, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe, Oh.
32532, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Well yes Rachel but you got something so beautiful out there
32533, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,"No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!"
32534, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,Wow! Yeah!
32535, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,Well obviously this is a mistake! You can’t be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
32536, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,Yeah that's right you are so busted.  Book 'em.
32537, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. "
32538, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?
32539, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Phoebe," Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me."
32540, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
32541, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Okay.
32542, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket."
32543, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,"Why don’t you use ours across the hall, ‘cause she…has…problems."
32544, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
32545, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
32546, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,Yeah?
32547, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Hi!
32548, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me feel—Oh no! "
32549, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel, I know what this is all about... You've always been 
32550, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,Ross came in forth and cried!
32551, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated."
32552, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked."
32553, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Ross,"Okay, Pheebs Right hand blue. "
32554, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh.  'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'"
32555, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Alright. Now that I'm back, why don't you just fill me in on what you've been up to?"
32556, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,You want my advice?
32557, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Uh, oh-ho bye."
32558, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,So then you know? 
32559, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,I don’t know.
32560, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don’t accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it."
32561, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!"
32562, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,What's that supposed to mean?
32563, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Joey,"Nice. Oh hey, what about Ross?"
32564, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,Ohh we’re not sailing.
32565, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,What the hell are you doing?!
32566, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,Wow!
32567, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,How many beeps?
32568, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Ross,You kissed her.
32569, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyle’s ex."
32570, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Yeah.
32571, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,What?
32572, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,How come you are?!
32573, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica, I don’t know how any of these got opened?!
32574, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game."
32575, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,"Okay Ross, why don’t you come with me?"
32576, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,Why? Did you write it?
32577, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I'm going on the lamb."
32578, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Skull?
32579, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler," No. No, I won’t. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn’t want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot."
32580, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. ‘Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up."
32581, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Now, that's a lot harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one, or in some cases... fourteen ."
32582, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,Oh. 
32583, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?"
32584, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,They do?
32585, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? I’m asking you first, right?!. I mean I’m playing by the rules."
32586, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,I don’t know what to say.
32587, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this."
32588, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,No-no-no-no. 
32589, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe," Hey. Ursula’s fianc�e is really sweet! He’s a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Y’know normally y’know, I don’t like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!"
32590, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,"No.  No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing any better than he was this morning?"
32591, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,God!
32592, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Your company has a fine foods division?
32593, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,"Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people."
32594, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,Nice shades.
32595, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Okay! Okay-okay look—no I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just… Come on don’t be mad."
32596, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you, too."
32597, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,"Rachel, this is yours."
32598, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"Well, well to sum up, we’re having fun, you look young."
32599, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,Joey! You didn’t even know her!
32600, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, Rach, I should’ve told you sooner. It’s just that…Man! That kid is going to town! "
32601, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, ""What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"""
32602, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity."
32603, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,I love you!
32604, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,Should we send something?
32605, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.  What?"
32606, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here."
32607, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?"
32608, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,"Yeah, I know, I sleep in the next room."
32609, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,"Yep, we wanna get married!"
32610, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, I’ve known them separately and I’ve known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass  to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey."
32611, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,Then you hold on to it!!
32612, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, sorry boys, this ride's closing."
32613, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,Hey! How was lunch?
32614, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"Alright, lo�look. I don�t smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it�s fine.  So you all smoke then? That�s almost rude, that I�m not."
32615, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure. No problem."
32616, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,Not yet.
32617, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"Okay, I think that’s it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like they’re having fun don’t they?"
32618, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
32619, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, come here. "
32620, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!"
32621, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait."
32622, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey," You're a pain in my ass, Geller!"
32623, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,We're flipping Monica's mattress.
32624, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Well?
32625, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Hey, don’t start judging me!  Huh? And you, you’re the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!"
32626, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair."
32627, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,I guess you weren’t there. 
32628, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,"Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing."
32629, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,*What*??
32630, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
32631, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,Same category?
32632, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,That’s what you said last night.
32633, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?"
32634, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Why not?
32635, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler," Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple."
32636, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,What are you singing?
32637, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,"Oh, my maple candy!"
32638, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,Great! Great. Then I must’ve left it at Mona’s. I knew it!
32639, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
32640, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,Are you serious—Really?! It’s in such good condition.
32641, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"What, that little thing at the prom?"
32642,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh!  Have you ever done that?"
32643, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Our baby.
32644, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"Well, I tell you what. Why don’t we uh, why don’t we just stay here? Let’s not see a movie, we’ll just hang."
32645, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?"
32646, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Joey,I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We  invented this game!
32647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, good start Mon."
32648, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,Okay.
32649, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica, What’s going on?
32650, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago."
32651, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,It's almost our anniversary!
32652, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel,Be-because the last one was such a big seller?
32653, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,Oo! You should have one of us do it!
32654, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Chandler,Are you aware that you're still talking?
32655, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"Tell me about it, huh? "
32656, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Are you okay?
32657, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Look, you wanna use our place?"
32658, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Okay, I’m gonna get your coat and then I’ll-I’ll put you in a cab."
32659, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,What difference does that make?!
32660, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Joey,"No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception."
32661, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago."
32662, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,And what does she have to think about? I love her!
32663, Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker  No. No.,1,Ross,
32664, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Ross,"Alright, alright, now-now who should I say tricked me into doing it?"
32665, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,No.
32666, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,David is going to propose to Phoebe.
32667, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,YOU NEVER DID IT!
32668, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Chandler,"Okay, Ross is in the bathroom."
32669, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Hey, I brought the camera for Emma's video."
32670, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what maybe it’s gonna be okay, I mean it’s been a week."
32671, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles around"
32672, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,What are you doing here?
32673, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?"
32674, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,But equally real!
32675, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!"
32676, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Oh, oh, oh, sorry."
32677, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Are you sure?
32678, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Monica,Or not.
32679, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't!  What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!"
32680, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey, That noise can only me one thing.
32681, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,I did.
32682, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,Yeah.
32683, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,
32684, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.
32685, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica," Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job."
32686, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Let me just get this straight! So I go have a baby and they send some guy in to do my job?
32687, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,I ... I was just talking about Rachel.
32688, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,Forget about it. It’s no big deal.
32689, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Look, they must be stopped!"
32690, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Well then we still have a problem.
32691, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, look-look he’s taking off her clothes!"
32692, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,pelle
32693, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Um, that's ok!  Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man."
32694, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,"Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!"
32695, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,"Okay, you’re on."
32696, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe if you’re in love. But Ross, we are not in love, are we?"
32697, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?"
32698, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, welcome."
32699, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Phoebe,"These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice."
32700, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross," Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?"
32701, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Hey!
32702, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"Oh you should, it’s great."
32703, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Monica,Oh I love taking limos when nobody died!
32704, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, sure!"
32705, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"Yes I did, I’m Monica, Super Aunt"
32706, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe, Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
32707, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Well, they go into the chipper."
32708, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica, Are you sure you’re okay?
32709, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Rachel,I accidentally packed these with my stuff.  Who is this?
32710, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,What? What’s going on?
32711, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,He said Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
32712, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go,  rweee!!"
32713, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,Not a one.
32714, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,No. No.
32715, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,That’s still in there?!
32716, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,In case it happens.
32717, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross, Umm that’s…that’s a little misleading.
32718, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?"
32719, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
32720, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,They're gonna do it together.
32721, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,I don't know!
32722, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Phoebe.
32723, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,Y'know what?
32724, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Okay, bye-bye. "
32725, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
32726, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,"To the left, to the left- aww! "
32727, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!"
32728, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves."
32729, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Why not?
32730, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,Oh yeah!
32731, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,Hi.
32732, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,Wh-why is that the best part?
32733, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,"Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?"
32734, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Hey, they’re going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y’know they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playful—didn’t you see Personal Best?"
32735, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Chandler,"Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!"
32736, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Okay, fine, $300."
32737, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,"Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?"
32738, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,Ooh... she backed out.
32739, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, fine, fine. You don’t want to believe me? No, that’s fine. "
32740, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica," I don’t have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does."
32741, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Phoebe,Nooo!!
32742, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.
32743, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"That’s right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, we’re dating. And you may frown upon that, but we’re not gonna hide it anymore."
32744, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,Wh-what?!
32745, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Rachel,Yes!
32746, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,And why not?!
32747, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,"Dude, we got to talk."
32748, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
32749, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!"
32750, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"I’m in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think there’s something wrong."
32751, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,Hey.
32752, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!
32753, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Phoebe,Of course I do! And I’m gonna give it back to you as soon as they’re done with it at the key shining place.
32754, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,What do you think?
32755, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Joey," Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback."
32756, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!"
32757, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,Hmm?
32758, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,Yeah? How'd it go?
32759, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial."
32760, N,"Y,U, Ross is teaching a class,",8,Ross,"…which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s theory of dominance.  Okay, that-that’s all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?"
32761, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,What?
32762, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,Goodnight
32763, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hey!
32764, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Pumpkin? Yeah. But did he ever call you like, Budolph?"
32765, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,We weren't doing anything!
32766, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,"No, I stuff outside the bra."
32767, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago."
32768, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You read comic books right?
32769, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,Um-hmm.
32770, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,"No, just a Friday night."
32771, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater."
32772, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Are you okay? You’re not blinking.
32773, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler," I don’t know what that’s like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, ""I love you,"" was, ""Oh crap!"""
32774, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,Really?!
32775, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Yeah!
32776, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, ""Get out of my chair, dillhole!"""
32777, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel, Hey.
32778, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Wonderful weird.
32779, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
32780, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,Hi.
32781, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Well, what is the other reason?"
32782, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
32783, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler,Well you did pull his hair.
32784, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! 
32785, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,No.
32786, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,What?
32787, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler," Is that your tiny little box, that’s too small to put anything in?"
32788, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Chandler,We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'
32789, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice.  'Bring me the' and- Rach?"
32790, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. ‘Cause you already told her you love her and she didn’t say it back, then she called you and told you that there’s another guy, so yeah, go to London that’ll scare her!"
32791, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Okay, great."
32792, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,What? Fine? Because I am! Aren't you? Aren't you? Aren't you? You see? Who else is fine?
32793, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?"
32794, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Yeah… That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. 
32795, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"All right, straight, and not subtle. "
32796, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe," Oh, thank you."
32797, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"I’m-I’m not kidding. Look I-I, I can’t have three failed marriages. I can’t. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!"
32798, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,Because it’s my apartment!
32799, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Rachel,"And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?"
32800, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now."
32801, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe, Oh and Chandler’s about to cry.
32802, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,RACHEL PLEASE!!! JUST HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!
32803, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care—I-I love Rachel."
32804, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica," Okay, let’s go!! Let’s hit the road!!"
32805, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names.  But, all right, I don’t—maybe I’ll just name him The Hulk."
32806, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Phoebe,What's going on?
32807, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,"Y’know it’s funny I started it but, now it’s scary me. So could you come out here please?"
32808, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous..."
32809, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!"
32810, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this . I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…"
32811, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Sure?
32812, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs.
32813, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!"
32814, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,Yeah...
32815, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
32816, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
32817, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Ross, you should know that my pants are startin’ to come down and I’m not wearing any underwear!"
32818, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"Look he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters, somebody’s gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I haven’t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn’t know anyway!"
32819, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"Uh, we might be leaving now."
32820, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Ross,Hey!
32821, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey.
32822, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked "
32823, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Monica,"Ross, your little creature’s got the remote again."
32824, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,"Oh, de fuff!"
32825, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money."
32826, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, my first birthday present...  ..oh, this is really..."
32827, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross," Huh, I took a shot there."
32828, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Chandler,"Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!"
32829, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,At the vet.
32830, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Oh, I already have one."
32831, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Okay.
32832, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Here, here!"
32833, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,Didn't think so.
32834, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
32835, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.
32836, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?"
32837, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,Hey!
32838, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey," Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing."
32839, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Your fly is open, Geller. "
32840, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Hey!
32841, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,Okay.
32842, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn’t quite there. Y’know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy…"
32843, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Then it’s really too bad that you can’t tell me.
32844, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,Oh my God!
32845, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel, Oh my God.
32846, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"I don't know, you know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart, and tall! You know, and just swept Joey off his feet... I mean, nobody else has a chance!"
32847, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!"
32848, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Rachel,"Hey.  Oh, poor Pheebs."
32849, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else? Who cares about them. This is about us. Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade."
32850, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"That's right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy.  I've always wanted to know..."
32851, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
32852, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,And?
32853, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!"
32854, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"But mom, I really know what I’m doing. I can handle this."
32855, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think we are."
32856, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other."
32857, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions."
32858, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,W-oa � Mommy! 
32859, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,
32860, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. ""Where is everybody?"" ""Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."""
32861, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"Look uh, if we’re gonna do this…"
32862, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, okay, I’m sorry. You’re right. Y’know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you’re asking of me."
32863, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Oh my God!
32864, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,"No, it's not."
32865, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey,There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
32866, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you."
32867, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,Nestle Tollhouse?!
32868, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Okay, but Monica, what if- what if it doesn't come together?"
32869, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!"
32870, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Hey, don’t mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop."
32871, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?"
32872, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,No.
32873, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Uh-huh, not as high as… It worked! King!"
32874, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.
32875, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur."
32876, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Santa pants.  Santa Claus’s pants.
32877, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,It�s like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
32878, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard."
32879, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
32880, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Oh. 
32881, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Okay, but let’s say there was. How might that go?"
32882, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,What are you in love with her or something?
32883, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.
32884, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I heard that."
32885, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
32886, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Joey,For the ride.
32887, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Okay, I’ll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here."
32888, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,"Whoa, jam! I love jam!  Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?"
32889, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Wow! A star!  I know you all hate me and-and I’m sorry, but I don’t care."
32890, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,Damn! I am good at Cups!
32891, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars."
32892, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"So, should I call him back?"
32893, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,That’s right! Maybe it’s time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady…old lady…lady!
32894, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Yeah! I'm a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!"
32895, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, look it, you-you can’t kill yourself."
32896, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,Well..
32897, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,Really? You don’t think that’s a little inappropriate. 
32898, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,The vicar!
32899, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Phoebe,Why?! What’s happening to the coffee house?! 
32900, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Wha... My resumé? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resumé.
32901, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex."
32902, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?"
32903, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Chandler!
32904, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Uh, he took the SAT's for me."
32905, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Oh, that’s, that’s ah, one of the old ones, he’s just taking it to the back."
32906, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"No it’s okay, this is what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him."
32907, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"Well, this was great. I’ll give you a call. We should do it again sometime. "
32908, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel, Ugh!!!
32909, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on.  Easy."
32910, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Oh God, kindergarten flashback."
32911, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,"You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds.  I bet you it’s a girl."
32912, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I guess Gunther is kinda…"
32913, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I—would you—actually, would you go check on that?"
32914, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Oh! That's great!
32915, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Joey,"So, who’s the guy?"
32916, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
32917, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little."
32918, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey,"Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don't—I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine."
32919, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Well, I’m just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason."
32920, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,What’s wrong with this year?
32921, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"But, it's not raining."
32922, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,Sounds good to me... but what would a guy think?
32923, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,No you can’t quit college! No! You’re in college? Really?
32924, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this."
32925, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
32926, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica," Ooh, I want one..."
32927, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh my god.
32928, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler," And you… Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel’s bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there."
32929, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,Okay.
32930, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Hey!
32931, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?"
32932, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
32933, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
32934, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Chandler,"I walk into a room and he won’t even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words."
32935, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe, Okay.
32936, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Okay.
32937, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with you"
32938, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Okay! All right! How was she?
32939, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,What?!
32940, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Look. Look, I wasn’t going to say anything to you, but... All right, I don’t think you should be seeing Tommy anymore."
32941, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Rachel, Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!
32942, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,"Not good, no. I didn’t get the part, and I lost my job here, so …"
32943, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!"
32944, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000."
32945, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you."
32946, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Okay. Okay.  Ace!
32947, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"Well, we’re still talking about it, aren’t we?"
32948, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,You’re Joey!
32949, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Yeah it is, it is.  We really, really have to do something about that."
32950, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Hey honey!
32951, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Are you serious?
32952, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,That's fun. 
32953, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,I’ll run out and get you one.
32954, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,Barbados.
32955, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Are you serious?
32956, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them."
32957, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we’re down by two points. Two points....  Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long."
32958, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Ah-uh.
32959, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Oh, Kim, Hi. "
32960, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,They put you in jail?
32961, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night."
32962, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison."
32963, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,Big Bird's friend.
32964, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,That’s ‘cause-‘cause you’re mom’s dog kept-kept looking at me.
32965, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,"Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?"
32966, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Ross,Ni-chou chi-ma! 
32967, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave."
32968, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Uh why, do you have a lecture?"
32969, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,"I know, the babies are asleep."
32970, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Ross,"Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you...  Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!"
32971, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,What are you smiling about? What is so funny?
32972, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Yeah, I want my money back."
32973, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?"
32974, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,Marcia and Chester.
32975, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,"All right, what’s going on there? "
32976, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,"I’m sorry, who?"
32977, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,Y'know which one was she again?
32978, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!"
32979, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her."
32980, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Ross,I really wish that you wouldn’t.
32981, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,Hey!
32982, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you’ve got to pull yourself together! Monica can’t see you like this! Then she’ll know something’s wrong!"
32983, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute."
32984, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,I really do.
32985, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,I thought you knew that.
32986, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"I know it would make me happy, ma’am."
32987, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler," Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done."
32988, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?"
32989, Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... "
32990, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey!
32991, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
32992, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,You spent a hundred dollars. That’s the limit. You’re screwed!
32993, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,"All right, well I guess I’ll just have to do what I do on dates."
32994, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,What?!
32995, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,I can’t believe this Chandler!
32996, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.
32997, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross, But don’t worry! We’re gonna go down the fire escape!!
32998, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought you’d be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!"
32999, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Okay. 
33000, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey, I can’t believe this! You’re the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!
33001, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,Okay. Oh...
33002, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with.  Hey!
33003, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Rachel,"Oh, anything yet?"
33004, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"Aww, I love you so…"
33005, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,It was really fun being married to you tonight.
33006, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,Apparently she fell in the shower and hit her head.
33007, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica, It's just Joey and Ross.
33008, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,Really? Well then tell it to me.
33009, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler,"Hi! I’m Dorf! You’re date for the evening.  Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that’s good stuff!!"
33010, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Uh-huh.  Y’know what I was, I was thinking about?"
33011, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Really? Are you sure?
33012, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!"
33013, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica,"Fair enough, now go get ready!"
33014, The ride along,,5,Chandler,"Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay."
33015, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"Hey Ross! So listen, about you and the dinosaur girl, are you really just gonna let a couple of Nobel prizes scare you off? What is that, come on, a piece of paper?"
33016, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,What?! I just touched him and he went over.
33017, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,What? Why?!
33018, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh,  This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica."
33019, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Yeah we do!
33020, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. "
33021, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Kinda like a big face without skin.
33022, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you."
33023, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,"Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don’t give out fake names."
33024, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,"I didn’t know you and Carol were getting divorced, I’m sorry."
33025, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Hi, sure!"
33026, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,Watch the thorns!
33027, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Okay, let’s do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!"
33028, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,They’re twins!
33029, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism."
33030, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey! 
33031, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Wow!
33032, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe, Hello!
33033, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off!  Oh my God! I can't play!"
33034, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica, Uh-huh!
33035, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh no, it’s gonna be named after some snack or baked good isn’t it?"
33036, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, this is terrible. Oh, they’ve made so many changes I can’t even feel my grandmother’s presence anymore—Ooh! New sconces!"
33037, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,Ohhhh…
33038, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I wanna go to babe."
33039, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,"This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on."
33040, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you."
33041, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,Well since I’m movin’ out and-and you’re so beautiful…
33042, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey, I’m gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
33043, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Oh. Uhh…
33044, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I-I heard.  Ohh, I’m so happy for you!"
33045, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Listen that�s a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it."
33046, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,No it is not!
33047, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!"
33048, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God she’s here.
33049, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
33050, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,Okay.
33051, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Phoebe,"Have fun. Oh wait, no, don’t! I forgot I am totally against that now."
33052, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler," Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever."
33053, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I have a call in about that."
33054, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,What are you talking about?
33055, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?"
33056, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,"No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to"
33057, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk."
33058, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at."
33059, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! That’s so great! I’m so happy for you guys!
33060, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,That's a good point.
33061, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey,That’s true.
33062, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,"Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?"
33063, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Where you can make out with your assistant.
33064, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Yeah I am!
33065, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,It's an empty apartment.
33066, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
33067, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"The truth is, Dad, we’re-we’re trying."
33068, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,"It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex."
33069, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,We love marriage!
33070, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross," Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best."
33071, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,What?!
33072, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"No, why?"
33073, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,Awful! Horrible!
33074, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"The only way that that is going to happen, is if the other couple are the Hitlers."
33075, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.
33076, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,You call that delicious?
33077, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones."
33078, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,I did not see that coming.
33079, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy."
33080, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,Or an uncle...
33081, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Chandler’s gone again!
33082, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night."
33083, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey," Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me."
33084, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone."
33085, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
33086, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you."
33087, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,Wo-women? You mean like old women?
33088, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Yeah, he’s gonna work on that."
33089, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,You've been lying to me? I can't believe you'd do that.
33090, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,What?! Why did you do that?
33091, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,Hey!
33092, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn!"
33093, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all."
33094, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Okay, it's um…"
33095, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross, My god. You...you look beautiful.
33096, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat."
33097, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
33098, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,Oh!
33099, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Now, don’t argue with me…"
33100, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Chandler,Let’s. 
33101, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.
33102, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?"
33103, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. "
33104, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Mar-haaaan.
33105, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,Oh that’s a great idea. You’re really good on the phone.
33106, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Yay—oh—yay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!"
33107, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Joey!
33108, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?
33109, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,What?
33110, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey, Funny one! That’s good!
33111, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, Madlibs, mine! "
33112, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,"Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot."
33113, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. —arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that you’ve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin’! You can—ooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when you’re old, Cappy."
33114, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Phoebe,Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke.
33115, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Great! Because people kept showing up, I think it’s like uh-a thing!"
33116, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,I’m telling you.
33117, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,"No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.  Hey! My sweater! I’ve been looking for this for like a month!"
33118, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,"I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!!  You are surprisingly strong!"
33119, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Well, if you think it will help."
33120, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry. Though, you’re not supposed to take these.  It’s like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that."
33121, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,Really? That's great!
33122, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,Um-hmm.
33123, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Weekend at Bernie’s.
33124, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,"Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago."
33125, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Huh, Rach I got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude."
33126, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,Well I…
33127, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, so I’m done my part, okay. It’s your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?"
33128, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Yes! 
33129, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,
33130, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,Hey.
33131, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,Hey!
33132, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I don’t know. Is it crazy?
33133, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross, Yeah?
33134, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Phoebe,I know.
33135, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands."
33136, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey, A little bit more.
33137, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,New York.
33138, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, don’t “Aww Pheebs, that sucks!” me yet. "
33139, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Monica,It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
33140, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,"Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. "
33141, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica, Now?
33142, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,Say again?
33143, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Left.
33144, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, Joey kinda disabled it when I moved in."
33145, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,Je do call blue!
33146, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,"Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it."
33147, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,So I’m thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
33148, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-that’s offensive to Russians."
33149, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"All right, we’ve got to tell her he’s gone. "
33150, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"I’m so tired.  Yeah okay, but no foreplay."
33151, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily…"
33152, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex."
33153, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
33154, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Let her know I like her? What are you, insane?  I'm right, right?"
33155, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old."
33156, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack..."
33157, Central Perk," Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag,",7,Joey,"Yeah, for you!"
33158, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,It was hard!
33159, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,I picked her! Oh thank God you want her! Ooh!
33160, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"No-no, she really is sick!"
33161, Central Perk,,9,Monica, See?
33162, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Y’know what?
33163, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31."
33164, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. 
33165, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross, You grow up.
33166, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,I’m just kidding! You can go pee! 
33167, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,It’s still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!
33168, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,Ooh great! Very Monica.
33169, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Okay.
33170, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didn’t know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!"
33171, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Yeah, yeah."
33172, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant  Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man."
33173, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh wait, no-no-no! Drag me down. Drag-drag me down."
33174, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. "
33175, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Rachel,"Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying."
33176, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Hey.
33177, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,What?
33178, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey! You guys umm, I want you to meet Sebastian."
33179, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,It is your office.
33180, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
33181, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,You know my birthday.
33182, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, Shut it down.
33183, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria."
33184, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,"Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here?"
33185, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,As we all are at some point during the day.
33186, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,D�you want to?
33187, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"Oh, you have to call the police! That’s what I did to the kids in my building!"
33188, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,Yeaah.
33189, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,I’ve got cold feet.
33190, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica,Awwwww… 
33191, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!"
33192, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road.  Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?"
33193, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Oh no, at the Grammies I always win."
33194, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,"Come on look guys, don't fight."
33195, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Things that go ""tssst"" when you put them out."
33196, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?"
33197, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired."
33198, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
33199, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No, no, no, wait! Okay, okay. Don't! I'll go, I'll go!"
33200, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,Yeah!
33201, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,Look what I found in the drawer...  And you said I'd never wear this...
33202, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler," Hello, Janice."
33203, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Alright, we�ll just, uh, see when you get here. Bye.  Huh, that was my mom, she�s stuck in terrible traffic."
33204, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"Well let’s see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that’s plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!"
33205, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is  gay."
33206, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!"
33207, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
33208, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,"Rach, she’s got like three hairs!"
33209, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Monica,Hey!
33210, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,"All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this."
33211, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet."
33212, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Joey,I kinda feel like it's my fault.
33213, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?"
33214, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood."
33215, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,
33216, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Oh, thanks, Pheebs!"
33217, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Yes-yes, I was just trying to figure out a way to uh, demonstrate how I could get my exceptionally large feet into my even bigger mouth."
33218, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,Well…
33219, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,Oh God. I’m sorry about this.
33220, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I… I’m sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen."
33221, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Monica,That’s also like the tenth time you told us.
33222, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"No, we’re not."
33223, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
33224, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time…she and I y’know…kissed a little bit."
33225, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel,…we went back the house and we got really silly and we…we made out.
33226, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Oooh I love it!
33227, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"I don't know, probably just invest it."
33228, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Dude, you’re not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport."
33229, Casting Director #1’s office," Joey is on his first audition, His partner is an 8-year-old boy,",6,Joey," Okay. ""Hey, Timmy, I’ve got a surprise for you."""
33230, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins."
33231, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Oh my God, you guys!! "
33232, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross," Okay, I know I’m not supposed to know, but I do. And I’m so excited for you!"
33233, That same plane cabin," Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder, She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea, An evil idea when he looks at his pen, Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking, The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone,",5,Rachel,"Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent. "
33234, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Joey,"Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?"
33235, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,But now! I’m there! I’m totally there! I’m-I’m finally where you are!
33236, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!
33237, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hiccups.
33238, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Yes!!
33239, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs?"
33240, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,"Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?"
33241, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"You ah, you forgot your shoes."
33242, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did!"
33243, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,He- he pooped in my shoe.
33244, Monica’s bedroom," she has just lost her flower to Chandler,",6,Monica,"I know! I’ll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!"
33245, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange.
33246, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,Of course it does! It’s smart! I used the the-saurus!
33247, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey, Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I’ll have my health insurance back in no time.
33248, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,Je m'appelle Claude.
33249, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, sure!"
33250, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, that's probably a good idea."
33251, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, he broke those too."
33252, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,Okay...
33253, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,"That’s it. I’m done. I don’t care when the baby comes, no more betting."
33254, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Who’s going with who?"
33255, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Hey Rach!
33256, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...?  That slayed me."
33257, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Ah that’s great. No actually that’s…  That’s great! That’s really great! Y’know, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot."
33258, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.
33259, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Yeah!
33260, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"Thank you! Today, my boss keep slapping my butt and he was acting like it was no big deal."
33261, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross," Yeah, I know. I mean, no, you’re right. Yeah I guess I’ll let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this."
33262, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves."
33263, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"It’s a globe and, a pencil sharpener."
33264, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,They are. Why?
33265, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Who is it?
33266, After dinner,,3,Ross,Okay! 
33267, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, the pizza guy’s here!"
33268, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,"Yeah! His name is um, Mark something."
33269, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,Interesting!  Can I see you for a second?
33270, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?"
33271, Joey's,,9,Joey,Your eyebrows look weird.
33272, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,I didn’t look at it. Stupid baby’s head was blocking most of it.
33273, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel,"Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room."
33274, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Phoebe,"All right, so, so you went to Pete’s..."
33275, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Ennnh.
33276, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Phoebe,Isn’t there a national football league.
33277, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends."
33278, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel," Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning."
33279, Joey’s bedroom," he is asleep and snoring loudly, Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running,",4,Chandler,"Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?"
33280, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,It's not bad.
33281, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,Oh God…
33282, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,"You didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?"
33283, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,You’re right. 
33284, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel, So this is Brooklyn.
33285, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
33286, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,It's not?  When was she born?
33287, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"No, you stop!"
33288, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Ross,No way.
33289, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,"Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!"
33290, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?"
33291, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,"Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day."
33292, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,"Well, I’ve tried everything. I give up. I guess I’m not gonna be the mom who makes the world’s best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe.  Kids love that right."
33293, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross, You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
33294, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice.
33295, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine."
33296, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!!
33297, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, okay. Yeah."
33298, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,What? She's gonna eat all those cookies?
33299, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!"
33300, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,I know. 
33301, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Joey,"Uh, take a look at the guy’s pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but don’t you think he went a little overboard?"
33302, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,What?
33303, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Nicole Eggert. You'll like her.
33304, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,"No, because you’re not a grandmother!"
33305, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler  brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local."
33306, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too."
33307, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,I can't believe he's that upset about this...
33308, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Ross,What?!
33309, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Monica,Bye.
33310, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. She’s avoiding me, she doesn’t want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she won’t tell me."
33311, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life."
33312, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Hey-hey, hold on, this isn’t some kind of like girly dance. All right, it’s like a sport, it’s manly!"
33313, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor."
33314, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,What are you doing here?
33315, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"I thought we talked about this. I don’t like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn’t juice. All juice, okay?"
33316, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
33317, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,"I dunno, well he got over the ""We were on a break"" thing really quickly."
33318, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel,"Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy."
33319, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin?
33320, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year ""me""!"
33321, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,"Really...? See... that's the thing you gotta keep it smart, people!"
33322, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,
33323, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…"
33324, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Huh?
33325, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,I don’t care. Phoebe’s Phoebe. Ursula’s... hot!
33326, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,David Lynn! David Lynn! David Lynn!! 
33327, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun."
33328, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,"See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Y’know my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I… I won’t play anymore."
33329, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Monica," Hey, what’s going on?"
33330, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,"Now that is funny. Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? 'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad."
33331, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,Are you okay?
33332, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, you’re solid. Yeah, you’re just no me."
33333, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler," I don’t know what that’s like?! Up until I was 25 I thought the only response to, ""I love you,"" was, ""Oh crap!"""
33334, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Go! Go! Go!
33335, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked, The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window, Joey screams and runs into the living room,",4,Joey,Did you see the size of the closets?!
33336, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"And I got custody of the kid, right? Now suppose the kid dies and-and I gotta buy a new kid."
33337, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,"Ok, thank you. Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?"
33338, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?"
33339, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe, Maybe your scene's coming up?
33340, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"No plans, huh?"
33341, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey!
33342, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Oh !
33343, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
33344, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"In a sarcastic ""of course not""!-tone) No!"
33345, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross, Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
33346, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
33347, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,"I make the decisions, and I say no."
33348, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,Ugh!
33349, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Guys, what’s going on?"
33350, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. "
33351, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,What's going on?
33352, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"You’re right, that was wrong. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. It’s just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?"
33353, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,What’s going on?
33354, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Chandler,"Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can..."
33355, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yes, yes I am, one of the many things I’m feeling. Well.... "
33356, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Don't say it. 
33357, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"No, it’s me. Phoebe!"
33358, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,Yeah that’s right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
33359, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Monica,We have one.
33360, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Good luck.
33361, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch."
33362, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Phoebe,—Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
33363, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Joey,"You are? Ross, I'm sorry.."
33364, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross," All right-all right, fine! I-I’m gonna call the cops!"
33365, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Is he gone?
33366, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,What?
33367, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,I don't think so.
33368, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!
33369, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,You may want to lose the foam finger!
33370, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!"
33371, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
33372, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
33373, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,"Well, I like danger."
33374, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Phoebe,"Monica, do you want us to take you home?"
33375, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,"No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea."
33376, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Joey,"Yeah, sure."
33377, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Rachel,I think I'm gonna take off. 
33378, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,Hey.
33379, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, What?
33380, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Okay that’s the green stuff talkin’.
33381, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
33382, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Phoebe,Wanna go see a movie?
33383, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,"Yes! Yes, I did."
33384, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,Okay.  See?! I told ya!
33385, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Menstrual cramps.
33386, DOOL set,,9,Joey,You're a masseuse. You have a table with a hole in it.
33387, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,But she just came up here!
33388, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"I mean, was it Gina?"
33389, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,I’m gonna go.
33390, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"I know. You know, we're just gonna have to figure out a plan tonight. Can you please just take care of her for today?"
33391, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Listen. Sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended. They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me."
33392, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Oh really!?
33393, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,How ‘bout one last game of racquetball?
33394, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh God, yeah."
33395, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe,"Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he’s changed his name, y’know? Tell Monica I’m sorry."
33396, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,Hey!
33397, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again."
33398, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!"
33399, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!"
33400, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,I love you too. 
33401, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"So, system kinda broke down huh?!"
33402, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Joey,
33403, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross,What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant?
33404, continues," Joey finished everything,",9,Joey,Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive.
33405, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!"
33406, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey, Yeah?
33407, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, it's so much more fun with you."
33408, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,I’m just saying hi! Now I’m gonna go!
33409, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Oh God!
33410, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent."
33411, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,Wh-How did you lose at Cups?!
33412, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so…nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman."
33413, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  Take whatever you want, just please don’t hurt me.",7,Chandler,
33414, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Yes, is that okay?"
33415, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Whoa, how do you know about that?"
33416, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Yeah, it’s for the kids. To keep the kids off drugs. It’s a very important issue in this month’s Playboy. I’m sure you all read about it."
33417, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Phoebe,"Oh, right! Your adoption interview!"
33418, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Oh Monica. .
33419, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey, Take the bra off.
33420, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica," So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?"
33421, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,Hey!
33422, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Uhm... A penis model.  Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?"
33423, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Well, because she loves you and because you love her."
33424, Ross�,,9,Ross,Are you kidding?
33425, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,My coat...
33426, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay. All right. So let’s see, let’s play from the trash can, to the lightpost. Right. Two hand touch, we’ll kick off."
33427, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No! No it’s not. Joey, this is a smart idea."
33428, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,You may want to lose the foam finger!
33429, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,OH MY GOD!!!
33430, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica, You know the words! You are so into this!
33431, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,"Ah!  Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, y’know give it a test ride."
33432, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Yes!!!
33433, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Excuse me?
33434, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler,"Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on "
33435, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,Uhh. You are welcome.
33436, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
33437, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"And, I came up with Atlantic City."
33438, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,Get your hands out of there! No!
33439, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
33440, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey, Hey-hey-hey you made it!
33441, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
33442, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross,Hey.
33443, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary."
33444, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Joey,"I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there."
33445, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
33446, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Monica,"We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves."
33447, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably should’ve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg."
33448, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Chandler,Please?
33449, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's..."
33450, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Linda Clickclocken.  Oh, uh me too."
33451, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
33452, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,Don’t feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn’t gay.
33453, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Hi sweetie!
33454, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Thank you.
33455, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
33456, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,No! No we don’t!
33457, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Y’know what? This is not fair to her. Let’s just forget the tape!
33458, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my uterus.  So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I can do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?"
33459, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,Why?
33460, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,M-M-Mole people?
33461, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,Okay. 
33462, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,"Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own."
33463, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?"
33464, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey, What?
33465, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!"
33466, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,Hello.
33467, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Ah, well we’ll just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining,  and you will read Little Women."
33468, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Chandler,"Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies.  Was it just me?!"
33469, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,Well what did it do?
33470, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,Hello.
33471, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Monica,"Honey, you can relax. Last night at work, Geoffrey told this really sexist joke. After that, not so funny anymore."
33472, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,"So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going. You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be... un-floopy."
33473, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,This is how I look when I'm turned on!
33474, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,You bought a boat?
33475, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,I talked to Janice.
33476, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Honey, cover it up with the boat!"
33477, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,"Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game!"
33478, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?"
33479, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Your pants!
33480, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Chandler,"Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies.  Was it just me?!"
33481, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Are you serious?!
33482, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,No that’s not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
33483, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross,Then be supportive like a guy.
33484, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Fine, fine. "
33485, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,
33486, Outside Central Perk,,9,Rachel, Tip of the iceberg.
33487, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel," Spoon. Come on! All right, y'know what I think he’s bored."
33488, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
33489, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,
33490, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,"Hey—Ooh, how’s Hilda? Is she working out?"
33491, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,And I blame you too.
33492, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
33493, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Oh. 
33494, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Chandler,Why would you say that?
33495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
33496, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,Y’know what Joey left on my pillow?
33497, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
33498, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey,You serious?
33499, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler, Oh God!
33500, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,Or 45.
33501, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Rachel,"No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!"
33502, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!
33503, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Joey,You're a dork.
33504, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, Mom never hit."
33505, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Oh damnit!
33506, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, thanks!"
33507, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing y’know you’re in the bathtub together and she’s feeding you strawberries?"
33508, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,What?!
33509, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Oh, tell me about it. And she’s been on the show forever, it’s gonna be really hard to fill her shoes."
33510, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Hey, you’re right."
33511, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
33512, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!"
33513, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel," ""Dude, Where's My Car?"""
33514, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Yeah!
33515, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel, What?!
33516, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,I just don't want to be alone tonight.
33517, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross."
33518, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,I know but it’s so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
33519, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,"Oh that’s right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?"
33520, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,Okay.  Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
33521, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,"Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond."
33522, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I have to go pack.  It really does?"
33523, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Joey,"Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl."
33524, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Well, you’re-you’re sweating."
33525, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,So you're gonna move?
33526, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I’m the chick and Chandler is the duck."
33527, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,What?!
33528, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,What else? What else?
33529, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"You’re right, I’m sorry. It’s not like you’re y’know, going out with an ex-girlfriend."
33530, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,It’s not mayonnaise!!
33531, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Phoebe?
33532, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey, Oh.
33533, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"But, it's not raining."
33534, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
33535, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, Ok 
33536, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,"Well, I-I don’t like it."
33537, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,"Ethan, it's um... it's icky."
33538, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Another hard 8.
33539, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.
33540, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here..."
33541, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Did she go out with him?
33542, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Thanks.
33543, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,I thought you only met him once?
33544, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"I can't believe this, she's our daughter! That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!"
33545, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,"Excuse me, Aaron?  Hi! Umm, I have a little problem with the schedules. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to work today, and I have this wedding that I really have to be at. It’s my best friend’s, and I’m officiating so I really can’t work past four."
33546, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Chandler,There's a hair in my coffee.
33547, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it!"
33548, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,Hey Rach! Ah........ Perfection.  Wouldn't change a thing. Not a thing.
33549, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Ahh.
33550, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom too. Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. First of all, the customer is always right.  And if anyone is ever rude to you? Sneeze muffin."
33551, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,You have a... You have a date? With who?
33552, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else."
33553, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,What?!
33554, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I know when I’m 90 she’ll be like 80 and it won’t seem like such a big difference.
33555, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,The fear?
33556, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross," So umm, where are the other guys?"
33557, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Man, do you know what guys want!"
33558, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,She’s not gonna say no.
33559, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh.
33560, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Uh we-we need to talk.
33561, Central Perk,,9,Ross,You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.
33562,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica, Hey!
33563, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Yeah! Good night! 
33564, Restaurant,,9,Joey,Atta boy!
33565, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Rachel," Oh, you’re gonna be great!"
33566, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I did.
33567, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,"Well, why don’t you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay!"
33568, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Well, yeah, right, y’know what? Yeah, you’re right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if ……I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y’know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y’know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?"
33569, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?
33570, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,My due date is in one week!
33571, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Joey,But it hurt’s my Joey’s Apple.
33572, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,Oh cool!
33573, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? ""Well, it's right by my house, all right!"""
33574, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. Did I get ‘ya?"
33575, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,We are so gonna find them this year.
33576, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?"
33577, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Phoebe,"I do, he's been working on that all day! "
33578, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,No.
33579, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"I don't know, clean places?"
33580, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Uh, hello!"
33581, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,Really?
33582, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"What... I could, I could do it. What is it?"
33583, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Ohh!
33584, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
33585, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Rach, give me that pad, please?  All right. Now…"
33586, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,You know how close women can get.
33587, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner."
33588, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey, Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!
33589, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Ohh!
33590, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Rachel,"Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight."
33591, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler, Yes.
33592, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,How did the job stuff go?
33593, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?"
33594, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Mornin’ Pheebs.  Well, my movie has officially been canceled."
33595, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Monica,"Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good."
33596, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,Nope...
33597, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, Why should I help you?!
33598, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Yeah?
33599, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,Hello!
33600, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Come on Ben.
33601, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Rachel,"Noo, that’s our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor."
33602, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,No! There’s no orange juice in there! We win!!
33603, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick."
33604, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Joey,Hey.
33605, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
33606, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Hey, I’m with you. He even asked me if I thought you’d go out with him."
33607, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Dina, if you’re having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby!  Dude, that’s not a compliment!"
33608, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey, You almost had me.
33609, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,All the time when you're cooking.
33610, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,"Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless ."
33611, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Focus.
33612, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,"-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?"
33613, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Come on!! 
33614, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,"Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y’know. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior.  Can I have a tissue, please?"
33615, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Where are you gettin’ this?
33616, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!
33617, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?
33618, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Yeah.
33619, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Well yeah, I wish that you would. "
33620, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Joey,Hey. 
33621, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Oh,  hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake."
33622, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"well, this is, this is, this is not over!  Hello?"
33623, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
33624, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,Well it turns out that Ben and Sting’s son do not get along.
33625, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, you’re solid. Yeah, you’re just no me."
33626, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,Me too.
33627, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!"
33628, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"Phoebe, where's your purse?"
33629, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,Yeah?
33630, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica, Not it!
33631, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard."
33632, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,Hey!
33633, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl…"
33634, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Look Eric, turn around. "
33635, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?"
33636, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, doctor says any minute now."
33637, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,For camp!
33638, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well it’s just like you’re trying too hard. Always making jokes, y’know, you just—You come off a little needy."
33639, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Okay.
33640, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I would love too, but I can’t! I mean I just can’t, you know that I’m not good at confrontation."
33641, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Yeah.
33642, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"How about those fries though, huh? "
33643, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,You’re kidding right?
33644, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! "
33645, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,But I—But everything is okay. I’m fine!
33646, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,I really do.
33647, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.
33648, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Wow! This is very flattering, uh..."
33649, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?"
33650, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Why?!
33651, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross, These are amazing!
33652, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Ross, Thank you guys-guys-guys…
33653, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,You’re thing. You’re thing. Y’know? You’re the guy who gets divorced.
33654, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica, How are you doing?
33655, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!"
33656, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!"
33657, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,Hey!
33658, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,This is the best game ever!!!
33659, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"What, what, what?!"
33660, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Y’know, actually once—once I got dumped during sex."
33661, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,"Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding."
33662, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine."
33663, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!"
33664, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Joey,"Now that you’re a couple, we don’t get two presents from you guys?"
33665, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Chandler,"And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you."
33666, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Well, that can't be good!"
33667, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.
33668, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross, Apparently Phoebe’s mother also goes by the name Julio.
33669, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,'Cause I was sitting there.
33670, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless, ",6,Joey,
33671, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I didn’t change!
33672, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"I'm Chandler. Hey, I was in the scouts too."
33673, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Uhm, no. I'm gonna have my friends call me Valerie."
33674, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Left.
33675, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
33676, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what, I’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more."
33677, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,Let go!
33678, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,"So listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?"
33679, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?"
33680, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,"No, I just had to get a picture of this."
33681, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,I don’t know! Just-just talk to him-entertain him and keep him alive.
33682, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Ugh, she’s saying good-bye to her uncle."
33683, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh."
33684, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Sorry. . You ok?
33685, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,Hey!
33686, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Joey,"I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I can’t do it, they’re all like-like laughing at me."
33687, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe, Well I hope you have fun tonight.
33688, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,"Well that, that sounds good."
33689, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Oh, you said it Mike.  Aw! There's got to be a better way!"
33690, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,"All right, what’s going on there? "
33691, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,She must’ve been planning this for years!
33692, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Ross,"You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising."
33693, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,Never happened! Good night!
33694, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,Chandler?
33695, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Phoebe," ‘Hey! You’re not dead! Okay, see ya!’"
33696, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here."
33697, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,
33698, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hey!
33699, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on Treeger, don’t say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, let’s ahh, let’s try it again. Come on.  We-he!! Hey!"
33700, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,I thought there wasn't a ball?
33701, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe,All right. Did everyone get out okay?
33702, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,About how good your cards were.
33703, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Ye-ye, we go to yours!"
33704, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Uh, oh-ho bye."
33705, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel, I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!
33706, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,"Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t do this."
33707, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica, Oh my God!
33708, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Hey!
33709, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,"That’s like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!"
33710, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen."
33711, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Oh, major shampoo explosion!"
33712, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,Eh. Beth dies.
33713, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,…and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand it’s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it’s predator.  Yes Mr. Lewis?
33714, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"No, what's he like?"
33715, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,"That’s it. I’m done. I don’t care when the baby comes, no more betting."
33716, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Okay.
33717, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in."
33718, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Okay.  Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?"
33719, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No.
33720, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters."
33721, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
33722, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,Then why did she ask us to…
33723, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,Summer catalogue! 
33724, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting."
33725, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! "
33726, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Well, what's the job?"
33727, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?"
33728, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,Have you ever been with a woman?
33729, Central Perk,,9,Rachel, I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
33730, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Let go! I’m a tiny little woman!!
33731, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,Chandler... hey... 
33732, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
33733, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
33734, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
33735, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?"
33736, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,"And I’m blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it,  ""Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."""
33737, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?
33738, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
33739, Ross and Rachel’s apartment," Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings,",6,Rachel,"Uh no, he’s not. Can I take a message?"
33740, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Can I check out what she did to my room?
33741, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,"Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, ""Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?""  Yeah, then you did that."
33742, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"It’s so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!"
33743, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler, Hey! How’d the interview go?
33744, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,What is this? What’s going on?
33745, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,What?!?!
33746, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God, he's such a pig,"
33747, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,"Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y’know? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?"
33748, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"So, let's do this."
33749, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"Rachel, this is your apartment."
33750, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross,"You come out there, you're a dead man."
33751, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,Yeah that dog left!
33752, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!"
33753, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Hey!
33754, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe,
33755, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Okay, calm down, here they are. "
33756, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"No I didn't. I asked, ""got the ke-eys?"""
33757, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey, They loved me!
33758, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,That is a different phone.
33759, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey," Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink."
33760, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,What question?
33761, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel, Ohh.
33762, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Dude, what am I gonna…"
33763, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,No problem.
33764, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Ross,"Yeah, but still, cheap shot!"
33765, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
33766, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?"
33767, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Phoebe,What's your news?
33768, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Yep!
33769, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,Here we go. Stand up straight. 
33770, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey, You're ready?
33771, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,That’s it. Just relax.
33772, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,What?
33773, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel,"She’s steaming her dress, why? What’s up?"
33774, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,"Thank you, mister Bag."
33775, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Okay!
33776, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Hey.
33777, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,"Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you..."
33778, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Well, you would know."
33779, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.
33780, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Joey,"Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!"
33781, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,All right! 
33782, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,What?
33783, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
33784, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,"All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer."
33785, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,Thanks. 
33786, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Well, just shimmy down me and drop!"
33787,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,Chandler gets pedicures!
33788, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
33789, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I..."
33790, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,Hey!
33791, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,I wanna say a disease.
33792, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,What... for how long?
33793, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,Hey you.
33794, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"""Wendy"" is a fat girl name."
33795, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Ummm, I think it’s time to see the ring again. "
33796, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Chandler, Bye-bye.
33797, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Rachel?!
33798, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,What did you get?
33799, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,"Okay, ready?"
33800, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"Whoa, wait a minute. Who’s the father?"
33801, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!"
33802, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,"Okay!  Monica, will you marry me?"
33803, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for."
33804, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,YES! 
33805, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler," Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle."
33806, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"No, sir."
33807, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross," Huh-huh, they already know it."
33808, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Hm-mmm.
33809, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Ross,"Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He he touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart!"
33810, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Now there you go! I wouldn’t want my best guest to strain her eyes!
33811, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Because I put my head between her legs.
33812, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Rachel,"Yeah? Well, you should know. You’ve bought like a billion of ‘em."
33813, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,"Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something..."
33814, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,"Well, we're not."
33815, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy . And that one—Dude! They’re all huge!
33816, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"If you said, ""Big lima bean, bubbling up."" Would she understand the difference?"
33817, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Hey, shut up!! You’re not my real Mom!!"
33818, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond."
33819, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel, Ok...
33820, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,
33821, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"You're right, by saying ""nice"" I'm virtually licking her."
33822, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross, Yes.
33823, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,She’s gone.
33824, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. "
33825, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ohh, that’s a good one."
33826, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
33827, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Je de coup Clow.
33828, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,leave...
33829, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,I think she looks cute.  ... but I am wrong!
33830, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Right...  ok, so just from the top of the page, right here."
33831, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Monica,You’ll see.
33832, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
33833, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,Not 700 exactly?
33834, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross, Hi. Where is everybody?
33835, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Oh sorry didn’t mean to interrupt. It’s just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
33836, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady."
33837, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica," No, no, don’t get it. Let the machine pick up."
33838, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!"
33839, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,"Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?"
33840, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"Oh, guys, you should've seen him. 'Read 'em and weep.'"
33841, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!
33842, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Always.
33843, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe," Right, and it’s me."
33844, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Oh! yeah!
33845, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,I didn’t know it was an auction!
33846, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Okay, really good. Anyway I gotta go; I’m late for work."
33847, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,Congratulations.
33848, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, he needed some time to grieve."
33849, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,Me too!
33850, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,I love you.
33851, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,Okay!
33852, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way."
33853, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,What are you doing?!
33854, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross, Won't you dance around with me.
33855, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe," You wouldn’t! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-I’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you’ve done it at least twice!"
33856, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,I just grabbed a spoon. 
33857, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,It’s…still beautiful.
33858, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser."
33859, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
33860, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Ross,I don’t think so. Hello? 
33861, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, I know the type."
33862, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Nope, not that one."
33863, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,"Yeah, you really shouldn't.  By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?"
33864, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Emma’s cake. It’s in a box in the fridge."
33865, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s so sweet! I want to show you something too!
33866, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,Uh huh.
33867, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Yeah!
33868, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,"You can’t make crotchless panties? You take, you take a pair of scissors and you just cut…"
33869, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!"
33870, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Who's that? 
33871, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,Really?!
33872, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Mississippilesly?  Well, how bad is it?"
33873, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Phoebe,
33874, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven!
33875, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh.
33876, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,That chick can't handle my corner.
33877, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Good, and hey! My treat.  But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?"
33878, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,"Okay, it must just be me then."
33879, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Bye!
33880, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,Are you're hands still wet?
33881, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,"So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!"
33882, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,I don't know.
33883, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ve been there my friend."
33884, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Yeah, of course. I can control myself. "
33885, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
33886, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!"
33887, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
33888, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Phoebe,would you call this girl?  thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
33889, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Oh you…you made pesto?
33890, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy."
33891, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know! I swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary lapse."
33892, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.
33893, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey, London baby!!
33894, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Uh…Mona just dumped me.
33895, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question."
33896, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,Uh!
33897, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,My surprise party!
33898, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,Uh…Cookie?
33899, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"That’s right! That’s right, don’t you play a woman?"
33900, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,I am dressed.
33901, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants."
33902, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Monica,"You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband."
33903, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Umm, well let’s see Monica and Chandler are occupied."
33904, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"No Joey! Look why don’t, why don’t we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we’ll each go out with her one more time. And-and we’ll see who she likes best."
33905, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,Oh-A.
33906, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Are you kidding?!
33907, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"I am! I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it, because soon she won’t be able to fit into it."
33908, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,Okay!  Okay! Here!
33909, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"I’m-I’m just saying, don’t freak out until you’re a hundred percent sure."
33910, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
33911, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,We’ll take Literature!!
33912, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey, I don't know.
33913, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel,"Now wait a minute that’s not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didn’t tell me. "
33914, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Rachel,No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
33915, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,Well neither do I!
33916, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,
33917, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,"Really?! Well, when?"
33918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica," Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding."
33919, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,Maybe it’s the sound of Ross climbing into my brain and stealing my thoughts.
33920, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
33921, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe,"Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and y’know you can die. And, you would die!"
33922, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,Well you should be. You missed the most powerful three hours in the history of the theater.
33923, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,What-what-what are you gonna do?
33924, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,Now what is Fabutec?
33925, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Oh thanks.
33926, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,Oh hey!
33927, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica,"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey."
33928, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler,The key’s stuck in the lock.
33929, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Taurus?
33930, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!"
33931, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,Hey.
33932, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Oh. What’s wrong with Ross?
33933, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
33934, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
33935, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!"
33936, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Rachel,"Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?"
33937, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,"Oh great! That means I’m stuck with, ""So, we were watching you in there  and you were sittin’ right here! Whoa!"""
33938, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,I love you too Chandler. 
33939, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler," We were playing poker, alright..."
33940, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! Then I went over to Beefsteak Julie’s…"
33941, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
33942, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler,"Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite..."
33943, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! 
33944, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Rachel,"Well, someone was supposed to write ""Rach, take down the lights"" and put it on the re... frigerate...  How long has that been there?"
33945, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Well that stinks. I was looking forward to us wearing our celebrity tuxes together.
33946, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,You get your messages!
33947, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Beef.
33948, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,"Okay, I’m up! I’m up!"
33949, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"No that's just me coughing!  Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room."
33950, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,She really left.
33951, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,"Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good."
33952, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, I… Well y’know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I’d just be lost."
33953, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,"Yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker."
33954, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,I'm wearing pantyhose!
33955, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Where were you?
33956, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, I just came from the company Ursula works for."
33957, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?
33958, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel," Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!"
33959, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Wait, does he eat chalk?"
33960, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, y’know what, you were right, you were right. We really weren’t great at being guys, but you know why? Because we’re girls."
33961, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom, They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up,",4,Joey," Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?"
33962, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler," Well, Monica and Chandler can’t go. We’re going to dinner remember?!"
33963, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,"Well, don’t get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen."
33964, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, here, somewhere else, y'know where-where ever. "
33965, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now."
33966, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"No! Really, no, please, please, that’s, that’s okay."
33967, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don’t ya?"
33968, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly."
33969, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Monica,Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?
33970, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey," Yeah, I do."
33971, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,"Eldad, sit down.  Move over! Move over now!"
33972, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,Hi.
33973, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!"
33974, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"Oh, sure it does! In high school, you weren’t jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!"
33975, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up…"
33976, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,"That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed."
33977, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,"I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… "
33978, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.
33979, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"I'm going commando, too."
33980, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Phoebe,Monica your remote doesn't work.
33981, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?"
33982, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey, Morning!
33983, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?"
33984, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Ross,Great. So let�s get going?
33985, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What do you mean, like, buy it together?"
33986, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night."
33987, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little."
33988, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?"
33989, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Ross,Uh.... bean! Bean!
33990, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,How do ya do.
33991, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross,All right.  The official rulebook of Fireball.
33992, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*Umm?"
33993, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Here’s your key 
33994, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,Hi.
33995, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Oh, is it on the computer, cuz I'd love to give it a read...?"
33996, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,"Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her."
33997, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Who’s going with who?"
33998, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"All right, look I’m sorry you guys, but it’s just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And they’re really expensive, y’know? I’m down to like three! Well, actually two ‘cause one of ‘em I kinda blackened in some teeth—Why did I do that?! "
33999, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house."
34000, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did."
34001, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Let's run towards them!
34002, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,What?
34003, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress."
34004, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,"Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!"
34005, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,Yeah!
34006, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, Phoebe Buffay."
34007, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,Oh my.
34008, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cat’s name?"
34009, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  of, OK, smells.",1,Phoebe,
34010, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,But Rachel has an apartment.
34011, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,"Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, ‘cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I don’t even know where you work?"
34012, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Hi Monica!
34013, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Joey,"Ooh, very official."
34014, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. "
34015, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,There you are.
34016, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,"Ohhh boy, do I feel bad."
34017, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess!"
34018, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled… "
34019, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,Lose the other guys.
34020, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Joey,"I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!"
34021, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Why?  Why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?"
34022, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,What?! Why?!
34023, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"What is ah, Rach in her room?"
34024, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor.  And might I say your breasts are still showing.
34025, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Sorry, the first guy runs the lips."
34026, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Oh, you had that?"
34027, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Sydney Portier? Hehheh.
34028, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel,"Oh, good point."
34029, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,I know. I’m sorry.
34030, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler, You have to get out of here. You slept with 
34031, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
34032, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Uh-uh—Wow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesn’t really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, I’m the one dating Elizabeth, not you!"
34033, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,What?! No! I’m not gonna move out!
34034, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Um, that's ok!  Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man."
34035, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross,Thanks. You ready to go?
34036, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"She’s right…of course not. Honey, get the tape."
34037, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Joey,I couldn't do it.
34038, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag and her are arriving,",7,Rachel,"Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y’know what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. "
34039, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel, I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!
34040, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,Neither will I. 
34041, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?"
34042, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,Thanks you guys! Thank you.
34043, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"Well, that’s a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick."
34044, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,I don’t know.
34045, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,"Look, I’m just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff."
34046, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,"Oh my God.  Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression."
34047, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,No!
34048, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Wow! That guy is so rude!
34049, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,...pig...pig man!
34050, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Monica, Bye... bye... BIRDIE.
34051, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,I got it!
34052, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,Thank you.
34053, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,"Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! "
34054, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Two seconds…
34055, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,About what?
34056, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college."
34057, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends."
34058, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Enunciate!
34059, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Really?
34060, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Mom, y’know what? I-I can’t deal with this right now. I’m sorry…"
34061, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I wasn’t even thinking about that."
34062, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn’t know he was in there. "
34063, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"All right, stop it. Now you’re just doing it to freak me out."
34064, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,Great!
34065, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,"Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! It’s eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish."
34066, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’ve been up since six. Thanks to somebody’s dumb-ass rooster."
34067, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,That doesn’t sound like thinking to me!
34068, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe, Hi guys!
34069, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Ready?
34070, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Okay…
34071, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,"Why no, it’s the opposite of weird. It’s-it’s uh, regular. It’s-it’s uh, it’s mundane. It’s actually uh, a little dull."
34072, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,"Relax. Y'know, she may not even know."
34073, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?"
34074, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Bamboozled?
34075, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Wha... what do you mean? 
34076, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
34077, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"She’s fine. She doesn’t know you’re gone. And she doesn’t have to know, okay? Now come on, we’re going home."
34078, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?"
34079, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"Honey, I don’t think that’s something we need to worry about! First of all he’s-he’s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how she’d react."
34080, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,"Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing."
34081, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up."
34082, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her."
34083, Joey's apartment," Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter, Joey is holding mr, Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus,",9,Joey,Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
34084, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?
34085, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I know that. That's why I was getting married.
34086, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,Them?! Who's them?
34087, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,"They’re not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!"
34088, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Ross, why didn’t you tell me that?"
34089, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?"
34090, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"Yeah well, I ran into Richard."
34091, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler," I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off!"
34092, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,A chin dimple!
34093, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, Really?!
34094, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica, Hi!
34095, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Rachel,"Yeah-yeah, did-didn’t you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm…"
34096, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Joey,So what're you going to do?
34097, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Going out with who?
34098, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"I don’t know, but we’re having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, she’s gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I don’t know! So, you’re all bored?"
34099, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,I can’t believe you’re not picking me.
34100, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man."
34101, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,"Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call."
34102, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
34103, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Hey! Who was up from 2 o’clock this morning until 5 o’clock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
34104, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,What?
34105, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"The next, next?"
34106, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey," All right, huddle up, right over here."
34107, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Ross.
34108, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey, PBS Telethon.
34109, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Monica,Okay.
34110, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Why don’t you just give him to somebody else?
34111, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,The commercial?
34112, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,That is a different phone.
34113, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Ross,"God, do you realize in ten years we’re gonna be 40?"
34114, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,"Yeah, I’ll get right on that."
34115, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,All right. 
34116, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, thanks. "
34117, Central Perk," the gang's all there, Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention,",4,Phoebe,Thank you.
34118, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,You must be a fireball in bed.
34119, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,Hey! Hey what's going on?
34120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,…and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!
34121, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,What are you doing here?
34122, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,It's not a big deal!
34123, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if I’m the best of the people they see, they give me the part."
34124, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"No! No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?"
34125, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel," All right, first name on the speed dial is mom."
34126, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,You want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
34127, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh no-no, no! It’s good! It’s all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!"
34128, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,Well do something! Get in there!
34129, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey, Hey!
34130, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Monica is Ross' sister.
34131, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Monica,"Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and…it bent."
34132, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat."
34133, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Phoebe," Wow, you told your dad the truth."
34134, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots."
34135, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"No, she's not okay? And I'll prove it to you. I'm gonna call her right now.  Phone's done ehh."
34136, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,I need more swordfish.  Can you get me some more swordfish?
34137, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe," After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,"
34138,,,3,Chandler,
34139, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]
34140, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,Shh! 
34141, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Phoebe," So now, what is this now?"
34142, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, Eww are you talking about my bother.
34143, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.
34144, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,You don't know military time?
34145, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember."
34146, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Why?
34147, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,I’m gonna get back to retraining. 
34148, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,"You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!"
34149, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet."
34150, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,"I’m just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill."
34151, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?"
34152, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Up!
34153, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Really it’s nothing. I’m just…
34154, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Thanks!
34155, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago."
34156, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Monica,He called the Long Island Expressway a concrete miracle.
34157, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross, Hey guys!
34158, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler," Okay, I hate dogs."
34159, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Ross, can you pass me the yams?"
34160, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,What does it look like? I'm going home.
34161, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!
34162, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Y’know we already went over this and I won!
34163, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,Argh!
34164, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"You don’t understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, I’m not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?"
34165, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Ah, thank you. This building does have a wholesome family feel to it."
34166, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,That is what the thing is.
34167, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,Unbelievable
34168, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard."
34169, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
34170, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I’m not going to let you say anything.
34171, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear. I can’t, I can’t watch this.  Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in."
34172, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,Why?
34173, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?"
34174, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Well, uh..."
34175, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,Rach?
34176, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,That sounds fair.
34177, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Rach, did you check the machine?"
34178, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Good night! 
34179, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
34180, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,But I hired you!
34181, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?"
34182, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah. In fact, I like her so much you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Y’know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs."
34183, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,Good for you!
34184, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Monica,Will you stop!
34185, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,But we have to!
34186, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Oh my god, that is great! That is *** for a play on broadway… and in a real theatre, not that little one underneath the dally like last time."
34187, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,We owe you?!
34188, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Who’s that?
34189, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,"No-no-no, y’know what? I really shouldn’t have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn’t cool. And if it makes you feel any better, I’ve had a really lousy day."
34190, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!"
34191, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,"Come here, I'll make you a drink."
34192, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore?"
34193, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"All right now… All right, you’re all set up. You’re good to go. Just hit record. All right?"
34194, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?"
34195, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Well, Valentine’s Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldn’t get her a calendar!"
34196, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. 
34197, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,And?
34198, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Sure, I know lots of girls."
34199, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I am so sorry."
34200, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great. "
34201, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross," Hey, here’s a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?"
34202, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment."
34203, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I always knew you were gonna make it. I’m so proud of you.
34204, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, I did?
34205, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just...  W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?"
34206, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,Thanks.
34207, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think we're ready for something like that?
34208, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,What's going on?
34209, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave."
34210, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!"
34211, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,Oh my God!
34212, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Joey,Whadja think?
34213, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!!"
34214, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica, Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
34215, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Course there, they just call it food."
34216, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,Why is that so funny?
34217, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe, My God! What did you order?!
34218, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?
34219, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe, What?
34220, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,The Hard Rock Caf�?
34221, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"No, back to happy. Back to happy!"
34222, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,That is gonna hurt tomorrow!
34223, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Well, I’ve been better. But, I’m all right. So you like her huh?"
34224, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Monica,"Oh, y'know.."
34225, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Okay to come in?
34226, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel," Yeah, okay, at ease solider!"
34227, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Sure, now I’m scared."
34228, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross," Yeah, she’s fired."
34229, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Rachel,"Because it took us months to find a good nanny and I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away."
34230, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up."
34231, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Joey," All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!"
34232, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"Oh, sure it does! In high school, you weren’t jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!"
34233, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,Just subtract twelve.
34234, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Chandler,Mine was a humdinger
34235, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,Yesterday!
34236, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Yeah! 
34237, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey," So you ah, ready for our last practice?"
34238, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
34239, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Monica,"This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and checked every outlet. Now, four of them don’t work. Which means, one of them has to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets that-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out which one it is."
34240, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err... "
34241, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Yeah you’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking.
34242, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey, My scones.
34243, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey," But, ehm... you watched the tape?"
34244, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"All right, stop it. Now you’re just doing it to freak me out."
34245, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe, I sleep with him!
34246, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross," Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, I’ve been thinking, I’m just gonna come out and say it. Okay? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you."
34247, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Better.
34248, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey."
34249, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,"This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again."
34250, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler," Ken, please! No, I can�t, I can�t smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me."
34251, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,"Relax, it’s not like we’re forking."
34252, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"Okay, first—first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down , you’re looking down, keep looking down…"
34253, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Batman has Robin!  We get ESPN right?
34254, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,"But, I just cleaned the bathroom."
34255, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,"Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me."
34256, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,"No, you're the best."
34257, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I think it's great that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters."
34258, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
34259, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Really?
34260, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross, Look at all these paleontologists!!
34261, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Why do you do it?
34262, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,It’s not in the apartment?  Oh no. I can’t believe this is happening again.
34263, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,"No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. "
34264, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,"Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you."
34265, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Monica,Really?!
34266, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"And! And, they’re gonna have a baby! "
34267, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"Oh hey, you should be excited about him. There’s nothing wrong with him he’s a good guy."
34268, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,You told them he was missing?
34269, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,What’s this?
34270, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Oh my God!
34271, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!
34272, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
34273, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"This isn’t how it’s supposed to go, there can’t be another guy."
34274, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Phoebe, It's not that bad.
34275, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,Yeah! It’s not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
34276, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,Not Joey.
34277, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Phoebe, it's not about quantity."
34278, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,And they weren't looking at you before?!
34279, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,What?
34280, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Chandler, will you just come in already?"
34281, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,Which one?
34282, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,Phoebe why don’t you just call her? You obviously want to.
34283, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Mom. Thanks for wearing something. 
34284, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Hey!
34285, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Yeah, the Knicks rule!"
34286, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe," So! Umm, anyway I-I lived in New York, someone wildly I guess, for umm—Well since I was fourteen."
34287, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,"Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies."
34288, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,I don’t want him to tell this story for years.
34289, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,You must stop! 
34290, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel, Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
34291, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, Joey!
34292, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentine’s Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen!
34293, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Chandler,"Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening."
34294, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Too strong for me?
34295, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,It does not!
34296, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
34297, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. You know, I mean, on the one hand, Mother may I? But y’know on the other hand… No. No, I can’t. We’re friends. No, oh, no. I don’t want to risk what we have."
34298, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Yeah, here we are. Uhh… I… I think I’m…falling in love with you."
34299, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?
34300, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?"
34301, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!
34302, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing.  Can I get some water?"
34303, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross, Thank you for a delightful stay.
34304, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,Well I’m jumping! I have a son! Okay? He won’t have a father if-if I die!
34305, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Well, not anymore."
34306, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"No, I was ten. I just developed early."
34307, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Hey!
34308, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"Haha! Got ya! Die, die, die!"
34309, The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant," Monica and Angela are talking,",1,Monica,"I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific."
34310, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s the best!  So, umm how’s Monica?"
34311, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I couldn't be inner. Monica?
34312, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
34313, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe, Dumbass!
34314, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Long story, honey."
34315, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,"What do you think Monica mean when she said she didn’t want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing."
34316, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,Where's Rach?
34317, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,You are insane! You-you gotta give this up!
34318, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
34319, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,That’s the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
34320, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"I’m serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see."
34321, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Umm, well, he’s…"
34322, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yes you did, gleba is a word!"
34323, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,I would love to live with you Ross; that’s-that’s great! Thank you!
34324, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip."
34325, Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office …about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.,5,Rachel,
34326, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,You're not a senior?
34327, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,I’ll…I’ll get you later!
34328, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,And Rachel.  And that’s Chandler.
34329, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,My God!
34330, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Ohhhh!! Gross!!
34331, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... "
34332, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine."
34333, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hey Mona!
34334, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second!  So what's new?"
34335, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,That was a half an hour?
34336, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Y’know? So I was thinking that we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because, that’s you and I together! Merge!"
34337, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well. It’s the right thing to do."
34338, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Monica,No! You don’t know the system! There’ll be nobody messing with the system!
34339, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"He's right, man."
34340, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,Do you happen to know what I’m going to say?
34341, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,That’s because he wasn’t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.
34342, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Who wrote it?
34343, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Rachel,"Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks you’re going to call her?"
34344, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Oh, no! No!"
34345, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, he’s made phone calls, written letters, he even came to New York, but I always said I was too busy to see him. Y’know it’s all very Cats in the Cradle—I don’t want to get into it.  Here we go."
34346, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.
34347, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,No! No! I can’t! You gotta get me out of it! I’ve got plans! 
34348, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Monica,Okay! Okay! Okay!  We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours.
34349, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"Look, I’m sorry."
34350, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Phoebe,"Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you  about, ‘cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me."
34351, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"And umm, vintage handkerchiefs y’know ‘cause, people cry at weddings.  I’m just gonna grab a couple of these."
34352, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. "
34353, The casting director’s office," Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak,",7,Joey,"And what’s cool is, the character is from Naples, right?"
34354, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Ross,"I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy."
34355, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica," Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge."
34356, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,What is the matter with you?!
34357, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Hey! Samboucha Margarita?
34358, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
34359, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?"
34360, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not."
34361, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,You’re building a post office?
34362, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"So, I’m here, ready to play."
34363, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I-I… I have to figure…some st—Y’know, some stuff before I can…"
34364, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,"Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins."
34365, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Ross,"Ok, got the vent open."
34366, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"I know! And-and the worst part was they took my backpack which had all the original artwork I had done for my own comic book ""Science Boy"""
34367, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,". And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different."
34368, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,"How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!"
34369, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?"
34370, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!"
34371, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"Services?  Oh, services."
34372, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything’s gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on."
34373, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,I’ve had better.
34374, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,I KNOW!
34375, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up."
34376, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Petty... 
34377, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!"
34378, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,Right-right up here. 
34379, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Hey.
34380, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Two.
34381, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe," Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice."
34382, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,I kissed Kathy.
34383, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jill’s nose when you know she’s trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!"
34384, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Ah, well, maybe that’s, ah, because you’re getting a big raise."
34385, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  This is Rachel.",1,Monica,
34386, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel, What’s your favourite thing about summertime?
34387, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"Oh hey, that was a good one, huh?  Help! Help!"
34388, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,Oh! I used to do that too!
34389, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with."
34390, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,To wear in front of people?
34391, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you."
34392, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross, I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
34393, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Yeah!
34394, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Oh there you go!
34395, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Monica,Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
34396, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel," Dear losers, do you really think I’d hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they’d break you."
34397, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"That’s okay. She’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things I had planned, so…"
34398, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,No-no I can’t! I can’t let you do it!
34399, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! "
34400, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,We’re paying for this y’know.
34401, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,"But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know."
34402, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Ow, no ‘woo-hooing,’ no ‘woo-hooing.’"
34403, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by nine o'clock."
34404, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Chandler,It hurts me. It physically hurts me.
34405, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Now, what is this?"
34406, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it."
34407, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,"You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!"
34408, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck!  Hi Greg, I’m Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg."
34409, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"No, come on don’t start.  Ouch!"
34410, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?"
34411, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, She? It's a girl?
34412, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Chandler,"Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves."
34413, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, it's not bad."
34414, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,My boyfriend really does have good taste!
34415, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,Also so gay!
34416, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
34417, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Joey,"How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide."
34418, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe, Fish!
34419, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,All the time!
34420, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,"Oh dad, really you don’t need to…"
34421, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Ahh, no."
34422, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah. I mean, it’s Joey. I don’t want him to get hurt. Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey!"
34423, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,
34424, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"No, no, no, no, no... It's not... it's not... i'ts not as bad as it looks... really. I was just saying goodbye to an old friend."
34425, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
34426, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Well that brings me in the loop a little.
34427, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!"
34428, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Monica,I can’t believe you bought this.
34429, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Why don’t we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
34430, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,What?
34431, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Ahh, I don’t believe you. I think you don’t want them to see you begging me. "
34432, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?"
34433, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
34434, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Me either... 
34435, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross," YES, YES!"
34436, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? ‘Cause I’ll do it.
34437, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,No.
34438, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Okay.
34439, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,Okay! My turn! My turn!
34440, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What?!
34441, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I can’t. I couldn’t even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade."
34442, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
34443, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean it’s a really big step! And-and what’s the rush?!
34444, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And you’re welcome to come back anytime."
34445, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,Chicks don’t swim.
34446, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"Good luck, man."
34447, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, what’s the harm in that?"
34448, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica,"Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!"
34449, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe," Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't."
34450, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Well, then who was on my bed?"
34451, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross, Hey!
34452,,,5,Monica,
34453, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"It’s-it’s not negative, it’s positive."
34454, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,"Well, I-I don’t like it."
34455, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,"Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?"
34456, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Okay.
34457, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!"
34458, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah! It’s weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
34459, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,Not it! Damn it!
34460, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe, Why bother?
34461, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica, Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
34462, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler," Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?"
34463, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, so he stole a couple bucks from me! At least he bought me something with it! "
34464, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"I do, but Rachel borrowed them."
34465, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this."
34466, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe," Marcia and Chester are planning on seeing a movie on Sunday night. Marcia thinks they’re supposed to meet at six, Chester thinks it’s at seven."
34467, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker."
34468, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
34469, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper."
34470, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,Oh I…
34471, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,She was...
34472, The Bings�,,9,Monica,Oh yeah!
34473, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,You're right.  Maybe I shouldn't go.
34474, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why would I have the keys?
34475, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"So you might say, it’s a magic ring."
34476, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,Oh that’s great!
34477, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,A dreamless sleep.
34478, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me."
34479, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Yeah but, I’ve never asked a guy out before."
34480, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!"
34481, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,What?
34482, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Phoebe,Yeah but the Swing Kings? Y’know they suck so much that people actually die at their concerts—They just stop living.
34483, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,"Oh well umm, I make it myself! It’s two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient is…y’know what? We just met."
34484, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross, M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
34485, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
34486, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,It’s kind of an important one!
34487, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,"I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!"
34488, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Pickle? Pickles make her sick. Giving her pickles is like giving me salad.
34489, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,What?
34490, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Phoebe,What about Glen? He could be a Glen.
34491, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe, Rossss can!
34492, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!
34493, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream."
34494, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"What?  What are you, what are you talking about?"
34495, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel, Phoebe are you serious?
34496, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,"Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress."
34497, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,"Come on, quite yankin' me."
34498, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Chandler,Don’t worry.
34499, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,"You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, ""I'm not fired!"" Ha!"
34500, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,But. 
34501, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!"
34502, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...!  Guess what happened at work today..."
34503, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,"Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella.  So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!"
34504, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Yeah but, he’s not your type."
34505, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Phoebe,"Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in."
34506, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,Thousands of times!! That doesn’t make me sound too good does it?
34507, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey," Actually, I didn’t know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldn’t have mattered, I’m doing this for the fans, not for the free food."
34508, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles."
34509, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie..."
34510, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,"Hey—Ooh, how’s Hilda? Is she working out?"
34511, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Really?
34512, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"But, those are for you."
34513, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but... "
34514, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"No, 10 is the highest."
34515, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own."
34516, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah you're always singing ""Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy"""
34517, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Oh stop it.
34518, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Yeah. It would’ve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun."
34519, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey, Let's ride.
34520, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?"
34521, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally."
34522, Ross',,9,Rachel,People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
34523, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do."
34524, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Joey,Hey!
34525, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook."
34526, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
34527, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel,I hate when Ross is right!
34528, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Sounds nice.
34529, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
34530, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Look, I just don’t think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Y’know? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Y’know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?"
34531, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! "
34532, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…"
34533, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,This one? 
34534, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesn’t say ‘cool’ anymore."
34535, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Really?
34536, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Okay, you hard worker! I’ll remember to put that in your evaluation."
34537, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Oh it... good! Yeah, but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days."
34538, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Monica,"Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!"
34539, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Phoebe, You're gonna be okay?
34540, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe,Nothing!  This is not over!
34541, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe," Ok, are they listening?"
34542, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,That only took me an hour.
34543, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Ross, So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
34544, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!"
34545, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
34546, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross,"Well I’m, I’m a little slow.  Just as our children would be."
34547, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"All right, give it back to me.  5 of hearts."
34548, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him."
34549, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,Your agent called. You got that audition.
34550, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,His dancing partner?!
34551, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Joey,Really? To what?
34552, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,I know!
34553, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe," Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket."
34554, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,All right!
34555, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,All right.  Sandwiches!
34556, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."
34557, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross," Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?"
34558, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,There’s one lucky to-go cup of coffee.
34559, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Phoebe,"I’m, I’m freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have! All right, I haven’t lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?"
34560, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,So what are you gonna do?
34561, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Joey,"Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?!"
34562, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!"
34563, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous."
34564, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy."
34565, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!
34566, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,I'm not fine. Here she comes.
34567, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,Okay.
34568, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey," So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to "
34569, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!
34570, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,"Well all right so, it looks like we’re even!"
34571, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!
34572, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Oh really!?
34573, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"Oh, who? Me?"
34574, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,I won! That was my guess!
34575, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Hey.
34576, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey, Hey!
34577, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe," Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?"
34578, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop."
34579, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Okay, James."
34580, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Okay!
34581, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, she's here."
34582, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Before!!
34583, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,What? A brain transplant?!
34584, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.
34585, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel, Hello.
34586, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,My God.
34587, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?"
34588, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,With who?
34589, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,Really?!
34590, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Yeah, but her plane got delayed in Athens. But actually,  she should be here by now."
34591, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,"Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?"
34592, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,What?
34593, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing."
34594, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But look—I've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that."
34595, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Oh, seriously?"
34596, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Ohh.
34597, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"Okay, I guess it's just flan for three! Hey, hey, that rhymed!"
34598, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,What do you think you’re doing?!
34599, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well..."
34600, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Yeah baby!
34601, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Oh my God, you guys!! "
34602, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,"I thought I heard voices! Hi Charlie!  Come, please come in. Come in."
34603, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!"
34604, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,Ohhhhh!
34605, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes..."
34606, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!
34607, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Howard?
34608, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,"But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y'know…"
34609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica, Phyllis is sitting in a chair.
34610, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?"
34611, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,"Yes, yes, that's right..."
34612, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Well, who's voice was that?"
34613, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,"Well, the stuff I just mentioned."
34614, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Oh, yah, sure."
34615, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,"Yeah. She—Well, she’s one crazy lady?"
34616, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no kissing!!"
34617, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables,",9,Joey,"Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? "
34618, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Are you serious?!
34619, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Ross,No.
34620, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Okay, there was some staring and pointing."
34621, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,
34622, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,"Don’t go! I’m sorry. I’m so sorry!  Or, call an ambulance."
34623, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,What did you tell them?
34624, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,You already know don’t you?
34625, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,Hello?
34626, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Joey!  Wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons."
34627, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough."
34628, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"Hey, how was class?"
34629, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Oh my, would you look at that! "
34630, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,I didn’t think you could keep it a secret.
34631, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,"No, those first two windows,  that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong."
34632, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"All right, Joey, same question."
34633, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment."
34634, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?"
34635, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,Yeah?
34636, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe..."
34637, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?"
34638, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Ross,What?! Chandler she’s our cousin!
34639, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,Yeah...
34640, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,What's wrong?
34641, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,Ah. Thanks.
34642, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,Why? Why would you do that?
34643, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"Well, I can't say ""hump"" or ""screw"" in front of the B-A-B-Y."
34644, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"No!! Y'know-y'know don’t do me any favours. In fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm,  Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too. Yes, I do."
34645, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,Let’s give it a shot.
34646, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,What's Emma doing today?
34647, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"All right, that's it, I quit."
34648, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
34649, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,Really? Oh What A Beautiful Morning!  Surrey With A Fringe On Top.
34650, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?"
34651, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,What check thing?
34652, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler, What the hell is this?
34653, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! "
34654, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Well, I’ve got a girl in here."
34655, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?"
34656, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,That’s funny. Yeah. Y’know you’re the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
34657, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Enough!
34658, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"All right, I’ll see you guys later."
34659, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Can't wait!
34660, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Oh God, is it 630?  Buzz him in!"
34661, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!"
34662, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Seriously dude, 3 years ago."
34663, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Aw.
34664, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Monica,"Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!"
34665, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Hi!
34666, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Are you hugging the door right now.
34667, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,I just- I don’t think us getting back together is a good idea.
34668, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey! Chef Geller! Y’know that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
34669, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,"No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! "
34670, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? "
34671, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,Y'know what I think it is? It's the fishnet stockings. Y'know? Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.
34672, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I like having 50 dollars taken out of my bank account every month? No, they make you go all the way down there! Then they use all of these phrases and peppiness to try and confuse you! Then they bring out Maria."
34673, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later."
34674, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?"
34675, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,"I just wish there was something we could do.  Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!"
34676, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!"
34677, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Really?
34678, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica," Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that...."
34679, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Oh-ho, okay."
34680, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Nah, just me. All alone.  Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special."
34681, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I can’t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers."
34682, Interview room," Ross and two other professors  um... I've never heard of a ""Boscodictiasaur"".",10,Ross,
34683, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
34684, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,"Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper’s a little faded, that’s okay. Carpet’s a little loose. Hardwood floors!!"
34685, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
34686, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Please, Monica? In the hall?"
34687, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women."
34688, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Huh.
34689, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,"It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize."
34690, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,That is gonna hurt tomorrow!
34691, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?"
34692, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,Oh God Phoebe!! 
34693, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, so I’m done my part, okay. It’s your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?"
34694, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler,I’ll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
34695, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That one will.
34696, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"What, because that’s your answer to everything?"
34697, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone… "
34698, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,What?
34699, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,Then do Iceberg!
34700, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,Ennnh.
34701, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,"Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?"
34702, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,My wife’s a lesbian.
34703, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Well, you do want all that stuff, right?"
34704, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Please don't fire my friend. Just let me talk to her.
34705, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross, Who did you leave a message with?
34706, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,"Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma."
34707, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,He’s totally flirting with you too.
34708, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled… "
34709, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah!"
34710, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"It’s not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody’s! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I’ve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don’t race cars! I don’t make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity."
34711, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,Haven’t you ever read the same book over and over again?
34712, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Chandler,
34713, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey,We gotta get more of that. 
34714, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,Seriously? She actually said that?
34715, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Joey,"What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!"
34716, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?"
34717, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel, through the glass doors.
34718, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,All right!
34719, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Forgotten.
34720, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings!  Don't cry outloud.
34721, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually."
34722, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Chandler,"Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?"
34723, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No reason, except…she…told…me."
34724, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel, Oh! You are?
34725, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,I can't... I can't hear it again.
34726, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,Thank you.
34727, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Beefsteak Charlie’s?
34728, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"But, we pick again! We pick again!"
34729, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe,Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!
34730, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, classy."
34731, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,
34732, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Now, have you told anyone else?"
34733, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,
34734, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Of course not.
34735, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,"Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this."
34736, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. 
34737, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! "
34738, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why would I have the keys?
34739, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry. Ross Tillman."
34740, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Five to be lying, six."
34741, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica, It’s unbelievable! I-I can’t believe that sign didn’t work!
34742, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"So this is it, we're really gonna adopt?"
34743, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?"
34744, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,Because you’re marrying him!
34745, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"[looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles."
34746, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner?,6,Monica,
34747, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,Estelle?
34748, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,And yet somehow it’s true!
34749, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. "
34750, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,But then later that night…
34751, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,"Okay Bobby, why don’t we just come over here and let them have a little moment. "
34752, Central Perk,,10,Joey, What were we talking about?
34753, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,Yeah?
34754, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,Yeah that'd be great! Thanks Pheebs!
34755, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Can you just hold on for one minute?
34756, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,What do ya say? What do ya say?
34757, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, maybe."
34758, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"No-no, thank you Miranda."
34759, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Sure, every time, you're such a princess..."
34760, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Yes.
34761, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Where?
34762, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,"Well, it's official there are no good movies."
34763, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Yeah, the phone was facing the other way.  And that goes back up there."
34764, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe," Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out."
34765, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Wow!
34766, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Wherever! I’ve got like 20!
34767, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,Phoebe.
34768, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me."
34769, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,—Nothing!!
34770, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. "
34771, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,"Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation."
34772, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.
34773, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Hey.
34774, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, right here in my pocket.  Pheebs?"
34775, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,How's this? 
34776, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,"We’re trying to get pregnant.  Y’know I’m not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?"
34777, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
34778, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,So where are you applying to?
34779, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of."
34780, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!"
34781, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Well, I met Danny's sister yesterday, and uh that was actually the girl on the subway."
34782, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Rachel,Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
34783, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
34784, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler,Yes!!
34785, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No they don’t!!!  Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!
34786, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,Yes. Right where?
34787, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. "
34788, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,"No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!"
34789, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,No!
34790, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Yeah, in a poem maybe."
34791, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,"59 seconds.  Quartz, ha."
34792, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,Hello to the rest.
34793, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress."
34794, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Uh-hmm.
34795, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,What’s the matter?
34796, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Hey!
34797, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Phoebe,Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.
34798," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? . Yeah!"
34799, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke."
34800, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…"
34801, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,"There's more beer, right?"
34802, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,I don’t—Look I don’t know what you’re complaining about now? You were both aware of the situation!
34803, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,and…
34804, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well, the good news is, I don’t think anyone’s looking at us."
34805, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,"You didn’t see how mad he was, y’know?"
34806, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica,What did you do to his sweater vests?
34807, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"Honey, you gotta talk to her."
34808, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,Wow! I could've died tonight.
34809, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Phoebe,"See, there you go, the cleansing works!"
34810, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!
34811, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I don’t know! Joey hasn’t had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!
34812, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,That's what we decided.
34813, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what is it?"
34814, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed"
34815, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,I’d like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut please.
34816, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?"
34817, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
34818, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Rachel,"What future boyfriends? Nono, I th- I think this could be, y'know, it."
34819, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
34820, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, I’m cold! "
34821, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Ross,Wow.
34822, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Monica,"All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!"
34823, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"And not one of your coupons for an hour of ""Joey Love."""
34824, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,"Uh, Dana Keystone from college."
34825, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,Why not?
34826, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Chandler,Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
34827, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,We were on a break!
34828, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,Game!
34829, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,That'll work!
34830, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Let's do it, come on!"
34831, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Joey,What a bad idea!
34832, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe," But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!"
34833, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Oh good...
34834, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Does it involve travel?
34835, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Hey! Didn’t you have that outfit on last night?
34836, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Still nervous?
34837, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,"No, but it’s okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it."
34838, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
34839, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself."
34840, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?"
34841, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them."
34842, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,"Ya, you know, Rachel … she’ll do whatever you want. Y’know, you can just walk all over her."
34843, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
34844, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"Hey, Rach!"
34845, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,So you're a little older. Try to look at the positive You have all this life experience.
34846, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,There you go!
34847, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,"Hey uh, what’s with the candy?"
34848, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, it wasn't just me, alright? He freaked out too! He couldn't even undo my bra!"
34849, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Oh, so that’s why the priest threw holy water on me.  Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate."
34850, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross, Yep! That's hilarious!
34851, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!"
34852, Ross and Rachel’s apartment," Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings,",6,Rachel,Ross got married again—Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!
34853, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,"Well, I was dancing around, and singing ""No Woman, No Cry"" and I got stuck."
34854, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,"No, the little girl creeps me out."
34855, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Well, if you think it will help."
34856, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,What musician?
34857, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica, Some people don't 
34858, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Right, and the humiliating."
34859, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey, What’s twisted?
34860, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,I’ll do it.
34861, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean when they’re hungry."
34862, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,Hey!
34863, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"No, I guess I just never really cried. Y’know? I’m not a crying kind of guy."
34864, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross?  Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one."
34865, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Phoebe,The coins have finally forgiven me!
34866, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Chandler,Hey.
34867, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,No.
34868, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Chandler,"Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?"
34869, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,Susan Sarandon.
34870, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben."
34871, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,I know.
34872, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
34873, Back at the party in 1987," People are dancing to ""Disco Inferno"" by The Trammps,",10,Monica,"Oh, crap!"
34874, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Monica,They're nice guys.
34875, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,"That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch."
34876, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,No! I’m not finished yet! Don’t! Don’t you dare hang up on me!!!
34877, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,"Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, it’s just time to move on.  Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again."
34878, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
34879, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,That’s my first name.
34880, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,Son of a bitch!
34881, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,Yeah. What are we gonna do?
34882, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,Really?
34883, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,I-I wasn’t in that.
34884, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
34885, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Could I be more sorry. 
34886, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, fine, fine. You don’t want to believe me? No, that’s fine. "
34887, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica, I punched you...?
34888, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, let’s see… "
34889, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?
34890, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,I don’t know.
34891, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Chandler,"Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers?  Who said that?"
34892, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,"Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that’s what you really want."
34893, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
34894, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?"
34895, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"You, you sure you need shoes? "
34896, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, honey, wanna get some breakfast?"
34897, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,That’s great. Good for you guys.
34898, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,What?!
34899, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,It’s happened to you?
34900, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross, We need more cards.
34901, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,"He said he liked that!! Oh you’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry."
34902, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week."
34903, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, ""Wow! It’s been a long time since I had…  327 + 238 dollars!"""
34904, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Okay, I don't think it's going to pivot anymore."
34905, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Monica, Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
34906, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
34907, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,See now-now you’re taking them away from their home.
34908, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! Y’know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning."
34909, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, And that's enough!
34910, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Okay, while we’re waiting for these pills to kick in, I’m gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. —gonna make you some tea. And then, I’m gonna rub your feet."
34911, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something."
34912, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Okay.
34913, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Oops. Sorry! Well, good thing you number all of them, huh?"
34914, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,What are you talking about?
34915, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Phoebe,"You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room."
34916, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now, Instead, a beautiful woman is working,",6,Joey,"Uh yeah, where-where’s the guy who decides who’s pictures go up on the wall?"
34917, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
34918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Oh no!
34919, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel," I'm sorry, that's not funny."
34920, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,Unbelievable. She says goodbye to everyone but me.
34921, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?"
34922, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Joey,"Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio."
34923, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,NO! I don't!!
34924, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey,The ring is gone!
34925, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What rumor?
34926, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross," Hey, you’ve have more of these for Susan right?"
34927, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,"Well, not this second!"
34928, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,He offered me one.
34929, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your ""special"" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?"
34930, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,"Oh my God, this is horrible!"
34931, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!
34932, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,Oh he knows!  For the most part.
34933, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! That’s my restaurant, I’m the chef there."
34934, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,"Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?"
34935, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."
34936, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,Tails!
34937, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,I am freaking out!
34938, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,What?
34939, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
34940, Central Perk," later,",3,Monica,"Yeah, sure."
34941, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Ugh.
34942, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,"Hey, where you been?"
34943, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"Look, look I’m sorry. It’s just that...."
34944, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom."
34945, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Why not?!  I’m hungry.
34946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner."
34947, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel,  but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles."
34948, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Monica,"Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true."
34949, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then  to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess."
34950, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday,  same as the day before."
34951, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel," So it would just be, me alone?"
34952, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, but not just that."
34953, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,You gave her a key to your apartment?!
34954, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Doesn’t he?
34955, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Ross,"She seems really, really fun!"
34956, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,What?
34957, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Phoebe.
34958, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, yes! We’ll have ourselves a little baby Ruth…"
34959, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,And who else is going to be there?
34960, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,That was amazing.
34961, Central Perk,,9,Ross, Fine.
34962, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Ye-ye, we go to yours!"
34963, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, you're not a dingus."
34964, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,"Uh, they’re like my best friends. Are you saying we can’t hang out with them? ‘Cause that would kinda be a problem."
34965, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,Yes. 
34966, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Oh, I hate this story."
34967, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Just a high pitched intimidating noise.
34968, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!"
34969, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat..."
34970, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, just tell us! We’re not gonna want it!"
34971, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.
34972, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on! I’ll give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts."
34973, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,"I chose those, I’m a paleontologist."
34974,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Seriously? You divorce-o?
34975, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors…
34976, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Joe I’m not kidding…
34977, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, she said she’d be back December 26th."
34978, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Monica, Hi!
34979, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see."
34980, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Let’s go big bunny!
34981, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Monica,What?
34982, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,What’s up buddy?
34983, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,"Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. "
34984, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!"
34985, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?"
34986, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
34987, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica,I think you're better than you think you are.
34988, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,"Yeah, but, hey look, don’t go through her stuff. She gets really mad."
34989, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,That's not gonna work.
34990, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,"Could you-could you umm, give us one second?"
34991, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Phoebe, she doesn’t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn’t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn’t know that you’ve been living with your Grandmother’s for a week now."
34992, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!"
34993, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Well, you’re timing couldn’t be better. She’s not my girlfriend anymore."
34994, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,Good-good-good-good.
34995, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Okay.
34996, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,"They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
34997, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself."
34998, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Well, they painted over the word ‘Sapien’ for one thing, then they rearranged the figures, let’s just leave it at that."
34999, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Yeah!
35000, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Ross,"It's from Ross, it's a love bug."
35001, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Okay, well maybe not on those levels."
35002, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"See? Now, he could date her."
35003, Ross',,9,Rachel,So seriously...rodeo clown?
35004, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!"
35005, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God, what’s up?!"
35006, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
35007, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox."
35008, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!"
35009, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"That’s your, that’s your dad’s bedroom.  That’s your dad’s bedroom!"
35010, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,We won!
35011, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,Well…it’s just umm…I’m afraid you might mess it up.
35012, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Hey, I can be smooth. "
35013, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?"
35014, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,"That’ll be a neat trick, when you’re,  when you’re dead!"
35015, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,Why not?
35016, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,Hey!
35017, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross, Oh. Can I... can I ask who?
35018, A Strip Club," Doug and Chandler are there,",8,Chandler,It’s a hand. It’s a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.
35019, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Yeah that’s great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day."
35020, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Okay so, by melting, you meant melting."
35021, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"Ohh, I love birds. "
35022, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! 
35023, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"No, there were two."
35024, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,I’m so glad you’re going on this trip!
35025, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,That's it?
35026, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Yeah.
35027, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,This is Chandler. 
35028, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
35029, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica, What are you doing?
35030, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.",7,Rachel,
35031, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"You know, we don’t really take advantage of living in the city."
35032, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. That’s-that’s where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower…"
35033, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,
35034, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?"
35035, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,Bye.
35036, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,I thought you already have a job.
35037, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"I don’t know. Y’know, they didn’t get us anything."
35038, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel, Hi!
35039, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that."
35040, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Yeah? Well, I don’t want to talk to you Wayne! I hate you! You ruined my life! Oh, Chandler, Wayne. Wayne, Chandler. "
35041, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
35042, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled."
35043, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him."
35044, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?"
35045, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma.  What's my number?
35046, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel."
35047, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Break!
35048, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"So you're free Thursday, then."
35049, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,I-I-I don't know. Types of trees?
35050, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!"
35051, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica, Rachel said everything was okay.
35052, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,I already had a baby. Leave me alone.
35053, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"We are on a roll, people!!"
35054, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!"
35055, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel, Is he here?
35056, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Yeah!
35057, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,It’s out on the island. It’s in Massapequa.
35058, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,"All right. I’m gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if I’m ready to have Frank and Alice’s embryo transferred into my uterus."
35059, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins."
35060, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Yeah, make that three."
35061, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler, Excuse me...
35062, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Dad! There’s Ross , why don’t you go talk to him?"
35063, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!"
35064, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,How're you doing?
35065, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were… "
35066, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her."
35067, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,That sounds fair.
35068, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Joey,
35069, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, in fact my father was a den-mother."
35070, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"Oh, okay, I have condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve."
35071, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you."
35072, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!"
35073, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours."
35074, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,"Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not ""Archie Comic funny."""
35075, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Joey,"Look Rach, wasn’t this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?"
35076, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Joey,I’m not finished.
35077, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey," But, he loves Emily?"
35078, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Rachel,Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.
35079, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Okay, have fun! Wooo!!"
35080, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
35081, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey, Will the stable boy never get the princess??
35082, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,Okay. 1…2…3—Go!  I’m gonna kill myself!
35083, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross,Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! 
35084, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont."
35085, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,No I didn't!
35086, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,"Be cool!  Okay lady, your lurking days are over!"
35087, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?"
35088, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two."
35089, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, Okay! I’ll go with ya! I’ll go! I’ll go with ya.
35090, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Sorry.
35091, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Great! Now he's gonna know it was me!
35092, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!"
35093, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"Look, I told ya, I’m not going to any clinic! I don’t have a problem, you’re the one with the problem! You should go to a ""Quit being a baby and leave me alone"" clinic!"
35094, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,"Look, it’s my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you."
35095, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler, You’re a little high maintenance.
35096, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you have a, a twig in your hair."
35097, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,This is not the bed I ordered!
35098, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Well, I think we’ll see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, ""You look 19,"" and then they just take it away like-like, ""No you don’t."""
35099, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,You look beautiful mom. 
35100, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,"Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, y’know what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? "
35101, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m trying to move that pencil. "
35102, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time."
35103, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Chandler,That’s great!
35104, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Chandler,You’re turning into a woman.
35105, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,Heads up Ross!  You suck!
35106, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,Why??
35107, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Phoebe, That's great.
35108, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,You do?
35109, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,Hey! 
35110, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,Bye!
35111, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey,"No! No, you smell like a meadow. "
35112, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,"Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married."
35113, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Oh, it’s okay. I don’t…"
35114, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Ah, sure, Nina. What’s up?"
35115, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,
35116, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,"Look, it’s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don’t want to hurt her."
35117, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?"
35118, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,It's not a cat!
35119, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Hey, so how is it?"
35120, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom!"
35121, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,Is it the same thing that Chandler had?
35122, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? "
35123, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,"So, what do you think?"
35124, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Well, the only thing you can do. Sleep with Ralph Lauren."
35125, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! 
35126, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,I had a 'K'. Where's where's my 'K'?
35127, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Ross, why do you hate our child?"
35128, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?"
35129, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Oh my God, I love you."
35130, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts."
35131, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,Oh my god...
35132, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"No, but you're questioning my method!"
35133, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,Ok!
35134, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey, Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
35135, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,New York.
35136, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,You just told me that he hates marriage! That-that he’s a-a complex fellow who’s unlikely to take a wife! That-that he’s against marriage and always will be!
35137, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
35138, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Congratulations! Wow! I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy!
35139, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Oh.  You’re not gettin’ it.
35140, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel, Would you like some pancakes?
35141, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,"Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a ""Galaxy far, far away""? ."
35142, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasn’t working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed."
35143, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?"
35144, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,Yeah.
35145, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!"
35146, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"Okay, I’ll see you later pal."
35147, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Chandler,"Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?"
35148, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica, Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
35149, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Don’t worry about it.
35150, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey," Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?"
35151, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"No! That would be so awkward! Look—Besides, we work in different departments. He’s on the sixth floor y’know? So he calls me Toby once in a while. What’s the big deal? It could be worse, it’s not like he’s calling me Muriel. "
35152, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Yeah.
35153, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,All right.
35154, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Ross,What? What? What? What is it?
35155, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Wha-
35156, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,A lover?
35157, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,Hey! How’s the boat?!
35158, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,Oh no! You weren’t supposed to see this!
35159, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
35160, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge."
35161, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! "
35162, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, I have to ask you…"
35163, Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area,9,Ross, do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
35164, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey.
35165, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Ohh, she's-she's not really my type."
35166, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,He thought you said gonad.
35167, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Hey that’s not true! Look at uh, look at Angela Lansb—Angelina Jolie!"
35168, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy  ok well there's gotta be someone."
35169, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you."
35170, Central Perk,,9,Chandler," Yeah, I'm going to Vermont..."
35171, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Wish it!  Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?"
35172, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, it's too hard, I can't teach you!"
35173, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica, Don’t say it!
35174, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Go get ‘em Treeger.
35175, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Monica,"Oh, look, he's waking up!"
35176, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, I’m fine, and y’know why? ‘Cause of all the riboflavin."
35177, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,Shh! It is a family name!
35178, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel, Macadamia nut?
35179, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,What thing? What is this thing?
35180, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,"Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine."
35181, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Separate performances.
35182, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
35183, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross,Not so good.
35184, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,"I don’t know! I really want this part! And they tell you no matter what you get asked at an audition you say yes. Like if-if they want you to ride a horse, you tell ‘em you can! And just figure out how to do it later."
35185, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Phoebe,We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!
35186, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Everybody get your toys! 
35187, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Well, Ross said my name."
35188, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Ok. 
35189, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Ross,
35190, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey," Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that?"
35191, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,You promised you wouldn't say anything.
35192, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Look, that was supposed to be like a private, personal thing between us."
35193, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,Okay.  See?
35194, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Well Ross was hangin’ out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler...."
35195, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,I can’t! Y’know? You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
35196, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
35197, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Ross,Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
35198, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"What can I do, she doesn’t listen to me about renter’s insurance either."
35199, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,No you learn these things. You grow into it.
35200, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Nothing, I’m just practicing blowing you off because I’m gonna be a big movie star!"
35201, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Joey, I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
35202, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Really? If that's what you want...
35203, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel,"Well, it gets worse. When asked if you take initiative I wrote, ""Yes, he was able to unhook my bra with minimal supervision,"" and under Problems with Performance I wrote, ""Dear God, I hope not,"" and then uh, then I drew a little smiley face, and then a small pornographic sketch."
35204, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel, It’s All Relative!!
35205, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey," And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it."
35206, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Ross,Love you guys. 
35207, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,No.
35208, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Rachel,"Aww, look at the little thing."
35209, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. You won't be able to take it.
35210, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yeah.
35211, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel, YOU! You feel!
35212, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,"No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!"
35213, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Chandler,What a wank!
35214, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible."
35215, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Chandler,Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.  ..on the desk.
35216, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey, Ross!
35217, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,"So far, it kinda blows. I don’t know, I just thought y'know that he’d feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and...."
35218, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel, I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
35219, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended."
35220, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
35221, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh, yeah."
35222, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,Well what’s fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game that’s just people standing around answering questions?
35223, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Thank you.
35224, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!"
35225, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Chandler,"Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights."
35226, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
35227, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Op, op, I’m convinced!"
35228, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!"
35229, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others."
35230, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe," What, what are they talking about?"
35231, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,No.
35232, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you."
35233, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,"Relax. Y'know, she may not even know."
35234, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,"Still… this is amazing… Oh my god, thank you, Phoebe. "
35235, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Ross,"Are you kidding? Look, we’re not gonna be together just because we’re having a baby. Okay?"
35236, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Oh, no! "
35237, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?"
35238, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. "
35239, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. 
35240, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,What is so funny about that? 
35241, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,Bye. 
35242, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What? I’m just said.
35243, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it’s just—And I know he’s my assistant and I can’t date him—but it just bothers me, all right?!"
35244, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"All right, I have to get that, but no-no.  So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?"
35245, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler," Well, Monica and Chandler can’t go. We’re going to dinner remember?!"
35246, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Well, what’d you do?"
35247, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt."
35248, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey, Hiya!
35249, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
35250, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?"
35251, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
35252, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
35253, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Why? Because of the government.
35254, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out!  Never done this before."
35255, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know.  Okay, let's go!"
35256, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,You don't like ice cream?
35257, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"11, unbelievable 11 is correct.  All right, that’s 4 for the guys. Ladies, you’re up."
35258, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas!  And you know what that means buddy!"
35259, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,Where's Chandler?
35260, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"I know, but you have to open it today! "
35261, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,"And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty  seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it down—let's write it down!"
35262, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Yes?
35263, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"That’s the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?"
35264, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!"
35265, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Hi!
35266, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!"
35267, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Sure. You got it. Great!
35268, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica, Hey. Whaddya doing?
35269, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,Ohh that'd be great!
35270, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,An old cookie?
35271, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
35272, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,He’s just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
35273, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"So, I don't have to learn what that means?"
35274, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,Hey!
35275, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross,Hey.
35276, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Umm, do you see any—oh, Vaseline?"
35277, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Yeah, we’ll be fine."
35278, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,"And Dad, y’know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys! Ross did!"
35279, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
35280, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?"
35281, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Hey!
35282, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,Please don't take her away from me!
35283, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. ""Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!"" or er.. ""Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!"" Huh!"
35284, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,
35285, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,We did it!!
35286, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler, No you know I don’t mind.
35287, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,"I guess so, can I. can I think it's cool that you kiss me and also wanna kiss you again  and umm, be a little concerned about the magic markers."
35288, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler, He’s the headliner of a gay burlesque show.
35289, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,Okay.
35290, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Do you know what I was thinkin’?
35291, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,What?!
35292, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, and maybe that you’re a real "
35293, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting."
35294, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,I was thinking more like a hundred.
35295, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help."
35296, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?"
35297, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. All right, this is my favourite part of the weekend, right now, this."
35298, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,Floopy?
35299, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
35300, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"It's no big deal, I do it all the time."
35301, Inside Joey’s Premiere," he is intently watching the movie,",8,Joey,
35302, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Rachel,Saw what?
35303, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,Oh! 
35304, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,I don't know.
35305, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Rachel,Are you joking? Check out is not ‘til noon and he has a good  eleven minutes left.
35306, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams."
35307, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college."
35308, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?"
35309, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren."
35310, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"Hi, I’m selling Brown Bird cookies."
35311, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,"Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked."
35312, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,Was your basket on top?
35313, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too."
35314, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, What happened?!!
35315, Ross�,,9,Ross,"You know, if it�s meant to be, I�ll guess it. Bye, bye."
35316, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross," But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!"
35317, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. "
35318, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Uma Thurman.
35319, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, I've been better."
35320, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Honey, I’m going to put my hand in your pocket!"
35321, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
35322, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?"
35323, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,I know.
35324, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,"Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants."
35325, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Rachel,"All right, I got 48."
35326, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Phoebe,Regina Philange. 
35327, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,"Perhaps. Now I’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?"
35328, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,What's that?
35329, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well."
35330, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?"
35331, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross," Sure, do whatever you want."
35332, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!"
35333, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,"Thank you.  Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!"
35334, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Well, hey I did learn."
35335, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,This is ridiculous! I...
35336, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,Why?
35337, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,What?!
35338, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Oh, So you can move them!"
35339, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, the pizza guy’s here!"
35340, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"Okay, okay, what's going on?"
35341, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,"Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?"
35342, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"I’m sorry, okay? It just—tonight was supposed to be y’know, it was supposed to be a big deal."
35343, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,I grew up with Monica! If you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat!!
35344, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Chandler,You’re not gonna lose him.
35345, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,"I licked my arm, what?"
35346, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars."
35347, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!"
35348, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Oh, why?"
35349, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, good luck with that. "
35350, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica," Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me."
35351, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Another good point.
35352, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe, You’ve lasted a whole year. Good for you.
35353, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,Bye! 
35354, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel, Loser?
35355, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,Here. 
35356, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey, I can’t believe this! You’re the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!
35357, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"I don’t know.  Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate."
35358, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who..."
35359, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Ross,"So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or  Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!"
35360, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh my God! 
35361, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Ross, I’m getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
35362, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,Oh...
35363, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Funny ha-ha or funny 
35364, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Uh, bigger than that."
35365, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"I don’t care about the little dude! I can’t! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Y’know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then it’s only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I could’ve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!"
35366, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
35367, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Rachel,"Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer."
35368, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,Hey.
35369, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Hi!
35370, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,Yeah!
35371, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,Stop making candy!
35372, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I can dance, y'know. "
35373, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"No, I have a great idea for a present for her."
35374, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
35375, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe, Hi.
35376, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Chandler,"Monica. Calm, self."
35377, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?"
35378, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?"
35379, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,That chick can't handle my corner.
35380, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! "
35381, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.
35382, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! What does that thing do?
35383, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Monica,I really like to say that I’m-um… 
35384, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,Make the transfer! 
35385, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,...Oh crap!
35386, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,
35387, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"I’ve never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time."
35388, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Oh, it’s just an anti-theft device."
35389, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,No.
35390, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games..."
35391, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Rachel," Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that ain’t a pretty picture in the morning, y’know what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know."
35392, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Tell her to wear her own earrings.
35393, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Well...
35394, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Okay, you’d tell me the truth. Right?"
35395, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,She wants me to move to London.
35396, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Hey! Let me ask you guys something. I have a new headshot taken tomorrow right and the photographer said she thinks I
35397, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Okay.
35398, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel, I think you should go.
35399, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler, Can you believe how lame this is?
35400, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica," Who’s so brave, you’re so brave, yes you are, you’re so brave."
35401, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,
35402, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,I don’t. He got…he-he-he-he’s hit by a bus.
35403, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah! Here!  Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay."
35404, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"All right, I trust you. "
35405, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!"
35406, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,City Hall.
35407, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Okay.
35408, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!"
35409, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,"Oh-ho, you should get inside my head."
35410, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!"
35411, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,je.
35412, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Ross,"Well, they're not mine!"
35413, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Chandler,
35414, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"All right, bye-bye now!"
35415, A Strip Club," Doug and Chandler are there,",8,Chandler,It’s a hand. It’s a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.
35416, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!"
35417, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Chandler,"Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds."
35418, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey, hey! You can’t. Okay? Ever!"
35419, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,That’s Phoebe! Where did you get that?
35420, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Yeah. It's actually our first official date
35421, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica, You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
35422, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"So, you just let her go?"
35423, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,No idea what it means.
35424, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,We didn’t have sex.
35425, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey, Can I talk to you for a second?!
35426, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
35427, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"But I-I was going to see if y’know, maybe you uh, start dating again but that—I mean that-that was all, Rach."
35428, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Phoebe," Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles."
35429, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,"Is uh, is Monica here?"
35430, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
35431, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey."
35432, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,...Ross?
35433, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.
35434, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Chandler,I can’t do that.
35435, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,i.
35436, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little ‘til they get there?"
35437, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of my book. There’s nothing with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. "
35438, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey,Wow! Cool! 
35439, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Chandler," See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks."
35440, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,Ugh. 
35441, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,"Well actually, Ross doesn't."
35442, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler, What about the birds?
35443, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Phoebe, it's not about quantity."
35444, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?
35445, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,I can't believe she can out run you man!
35446, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Chandler,One more score to go! You can do it! 
35447, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,Althea is correct.
35448, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,And you're gonna make them all disappear.
35449, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler, They loved it.
35450, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,You got a callback too didn't you?
35451, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!
35452, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,How’s my little boy?
35453, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Joey,I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.
35454, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I."
35455, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food?  I really, really think I can!"
35456, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,Yeah! What have you got to lose? Y’know you might even end up with someone really special  if you pick my guy.
35457, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"I meant, me plus one!"
35458, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry."
35459, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,"Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!"
35460, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
35461, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
35462, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,Why not?!
35463, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,Okay.
35464, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,Ooooo!
35465, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,"So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?"
35466, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me."
35467, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together."
35468, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that."
35469, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross," Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?"
35470, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler, We're in a relationship?
35471, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,"Hey, guys."
35472, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,What?
35473, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Well, with everything that’s been going on lately, I haven’t exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didn’t tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?"
35474, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Please, right now, no, every time I see him it’s like ‘Is it on the lose?’ ‘Is it watching me?’"
35475, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Joey, come on!"
35476, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,Jumping on the bed?
35477, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, me too!"
35478, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?"
35479, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,Pheebs you didn’t have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang…
35480, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,"Hey, Danny!"
35481, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Oh, let's not tell this story."
35482, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Rach, wait, I can cancel..."
35483, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,But do you wanna get back together?
35484, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"It’s yelling…bleeding…dilating. Oh, the dilating…"
35485, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,And I just wanted a new daddy for Davy and Becky.
35486, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"Ohh, I love birds. "
35487, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"No, not you. "
35488, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler," Ken, please! No, I can�t, I can�t smoke. If I smoke, my wife would kill me."
35489, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica, Six o'clock!
35490, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. "
35491, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Where did you get that?
35492, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,"Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you’re moving out?"
35493, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah he's lying. He looked down.
35494, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,Nothing.
35495, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,"Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night."
35496, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,Here?! Now?!
35497, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Well actually umm…
35498, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,"That’s all right, we-we don’t need you. In fact, hey I’m over it already."
35499, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,I guess.
35500, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it."
35501, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Monica,"Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron."
35502, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,
35503, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,"Well I’m not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head I’m thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat."
35504, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,"Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you."
35505, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?
35506, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldn’t. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.
35507, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
35508, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani! 
35509, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,"Oh no-no-no, I’m there."
35510, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I’m not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that there’s y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think she’s worried that y'know, she’s gonna, she’s gonna be replaced.  Okay, I have to return a call in the other room."
35511, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,You’ve sentenced him?!
35512, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,Good! Me neither! So it’s not a problem. We’re just two friends who happen to be roommates.
35513, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Boss!
35514, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,Hey you guys?
35515, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel,"Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?"
35516, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Now, there’s two reasons."
35517, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Break!
35518, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Do you?
35519, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe," Aaargh, sexual politics!!"
35520, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Monica,Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
35521, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,That’s a good idea.
35522, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Hey! Happy birthday.
35523, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh, it’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed."
35524, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,"Why, exactly?"
35525, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Well he made Rachel cry!
35526, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,You're so efficient. I love you!
35527, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica,Oh! And don’t let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
35528, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God, ask them what they want."
35529, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,Jeez! What is with you?
35530, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead."
35531, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! I wanna talk to him!
35532, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,Hey!
35533, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,I don’t think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
35534, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah! Yeah! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! "
35535, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler, Hey! Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!!
35536, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Seven times!
35537, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,Okay. I-I can't watch. 
35538, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,"Hey, that'd work on me! Why did I get to buy Mrs. Butterwords? "
35539, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
35540, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?"
35541, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!"
35542, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, ""Spring break!""  All right? I mean she’s taken my class!"
35543, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Oh, mom. Mom. Chandler hates Thanksgiving and doesn't eat any Thanksgiving food."
35544, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, she broke up with me."
35545, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Did I, did I even treat?"
35546, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Oh hi!
35547, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Hey! Did you have the baby yet?
35548, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,14?
35549, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,How?
35550, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,That would be advice!!
35551, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Rachel, please…"
35552, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. "
35553, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,"Believe me, I’ve been saying that for years. Oh my God!"
35554, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’m fine. "
35555, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,Hey! You’re back! 
35556, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross, Keep pushing!
35557, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,Not 700 exactly?
35558, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Honey, we gotta go!"
35559, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed."
35560, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,How good is that?
35561, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,15? 
35562, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Oh... then I overpaid. 
35563, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Yeah, apparently they’re turning it into some kinda coffee place."
35564, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,"Hey Ross, check this out!  yeah, I can't do that!"
35565, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!"
35566, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Okay.  Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
35567, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,Right!
35568, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Monica,Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.
35569, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross, How did you know that?!!!!
35570, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"You know, they're not actually supposed to have...  I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?"
35571, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,I know.
35572, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a..."
35573, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica," All right, I’m gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?"
35574, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Well, I guess that’s why they call it psychology, sir."
35575, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,Where are you going?
35576, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Sure.
35577, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler, Do you really find this attractive on him?
35578, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,"You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see...  Yeah, I could see it."
35579, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Hey! She didn’t look 50!
35580, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Uhh… No.
35581, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!"
35582, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean it’s temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? ""Professor Geller."""
35583, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?"
35584, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, hi Ross!"
35585, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,You used to have carpet.
35586, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Chandler,Uh-oh.
35587, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Sorry! Sorry, I’m late; sorry, I’m late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly."
35588, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"You were with Kenny today, weren’t you?"
35589, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,"Oh, God."
35590, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
35591, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
35592, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica," Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account."
35593, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,It just makes more sense as an ensemble.
35594, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies!  Oh for crying out loud!
35595, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,"Y'know what really bothers me? Is—it's how-how different you act around them! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the ""I'll see you around, Bing!"" ""Not if I see you first, Doug!""  I gotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up."
35596, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler," Okay, that hurt us."
35597, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,No. I was just going to do this myself. 
35598, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross, Hey!
35599, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings."
35600, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,That's worse than no food.
35601, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"No, couldn’t care less."
35602, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his,",6,Rachel,Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
35603, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to him!"
35604, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,You wanna make it 6?!
35605, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,Me?!
35606, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,Great!
35607, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Go ahead.
35608, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"I'm, I'm okay."
35609, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Wha... what do you mean? 
35610, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend."
35611, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"But honey, I think she’s moving in with Chandler."
35612, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,No!!
35613, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Phoebe,Here. 
35614, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
35615, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Oh great, food with hair on it."
35616, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,
35617, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Hey!
35618, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,
35619, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Oh wow that’s a great idea! And I still have his credit card.
35620, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Monica,
35621, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,Why? Okay? Why? Wh-wh-why did that have to happen?
35622, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"30 seconds, okay."
35623, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team,",3,Chandler,"Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!"
35624, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel," Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?"
35625, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, he's my... he's my best friend."
35626, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. , five, six, and seven!"
35627, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,"Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!"
35628, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe, Hey! Hi!
35629, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Uh.
35630, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,Not even with your best friend.
35631, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought—it wasn’t that funny. So I’m still torn."
35632, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,Throw in the duck too!
35633, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Yeah?! So's yours!
35634, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey, What?! What?!! What is it?!
35635, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.
35636, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh.. I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know? I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours."
35637, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica," All right boys, last chance for the tickets!"
35638, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Yeah, that's it?"
35639, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,"Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married."
35640, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,"Hey, it’ll grow back, right? And she-she’s really fun, and she’s cool, and-and I’m finally moving on. Y'know? I mean getting over Rachel was so , y'know? Y'know, and I’m finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and-and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and-and-and it doesn’t work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?"
35641, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,It's nice that he has someone.
35642, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! Okay, two larges coming right up!"
35643, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,Just go get some! 
35644, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Phoebe, Okay. If you’re alive you answer your phone!
35645, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,Hello?
35646, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,"You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! . Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!"
35647, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler," He took my joke, he took it."
35648, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon."
35649, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,And that’s Phoebe over there! 
35650, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,"This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. "
35651, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there."
35652, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, if this guy’s going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?"
35653, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,"Oh, honey, the earrings…"
35654, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,Right.
35655, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Did you just flick me?
35656, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"I'm familiar with his work, yes..."
35657, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah, sure, that too."
35658, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,Oh my God. You do?
35659, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh. Well umm, okay here’s a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager."
35660, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!"
35661, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Okay.
35662, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,Yeah.
35663, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hi!
35664, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Then, you will definitely get him back!"
35665, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
35666, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, What?
35667, Central Perk,,3,Rachel, Ross's what?
35668, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Yeah, well, I couldn’t find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff."
35669, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Well, I’m there too!"
35670, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,
35671, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys."
35672, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,All right.
35673, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,I know.
35674, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,I would love to do it together!
35675, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,Kate Miller it is. 
35676, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel, What was that?
35677, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!"
35678, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,"Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?"
35679, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it."
35680, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,"Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive."
35681, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Joey,
35682, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,At least I care about his feelings!
35683, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,Rachel said that!
35684, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross," No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!"
35685, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?"
35686, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Phoebe,"Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street."
35687, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey, Dr. Drake Remoray.
35688, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building..."
35689, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh Ross, come on! You just did what you had to do."
35690, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's m-i-i-ne!
35691, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,That’s no problem.
35692, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,Got me.
35693, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Monica,I think you're my favorite.
35694, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,What you—don’t hold it like that! You’re lettin’ all the good stuff fall out.
35695, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Oh good.
35696, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler, Zack!
35697, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Monica,Hi guys.
35698, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"Hey, don’t get religious on me, ok.  Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!"
35699, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?"
35700, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,No kind. He just makes it up.
35701, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Well, I was thinking..."
35702, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Rach, here's your mail."
35703, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah, that was a disappointment... Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?"
35704, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you."
35705, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,The test is ready.
35706, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Keep talking.
35707, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Yes, yes, it’s just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross."
35708, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,Hmm?
35709, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica," How great are you, you little saver?! I mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!"
35710, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel, What was that?
35711, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Um, see, but that’s not the final draft."
35712, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,Bye.
35713, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
35714, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey,Uh-oh.
35715, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Oh my God!!
35716, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, your brother. Score!"
35717, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,Call me!
35718, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?"
35719, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Ross’s! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!"
35720, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like,  banging his hands together!"
35721, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel, Oh my God! That's Monica!!
35722, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,"Well, I've brought some books. We could read."
35723, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Oh, Ross, don’t forget, we have that doctor’s appointment tomorrow!"
35724, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Yeah!
35725, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Ask me what?
35726, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Well, I’m a spud…"
35727, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Joey, NO!"
35728, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,You all right?
35729, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross, Happy Valentine’s Day! …Or something to remember me by.
35730, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,What!?
35731, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,One!  No ten! You said ten! You can’t take that back!
35732, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know because you have all the good words. What do I get? I get ""it’s,"" ""and"" oh I'm sorry, I have ""A."" Forget it."
35733, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Chandler?
35734, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel, Rob Tillman!
35735, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Joey?
35736, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work."
35737, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?"
35738, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches."
35739, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,That’s funny. 
35740, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I’m-I’m mad at you."
35741, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Great. It was great. She’s ah, she’s great, great looking, great personality, she’s greatness."
35742, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,You're-you're what?!
35743, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,"Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for a second?"
35744, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh wow! Look at this place!
35745, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey, What's the matter?
35746, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel,Okay.  Are you sure you wanna hear this?
35747, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,Oh.
35748, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,"Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed."
35749, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Yeah! I stayed at Kate’s, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?"
35750, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, that’s great!"
35751, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"Hey, Ross, you're okay with that?"
35752, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul."
35753, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel," Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!"
35754, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Joey,It's never gonna happen.
35755, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,"Okay everybody, let’s go! Let’s go!"
35756, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Ross,Why’d you say no?
35757, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,I know.
35758, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Monica,What's a 'niffle'?
35759, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?"
35760, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?"
35761, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Okay that’s fair.
35762, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! 
35763, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, no, I have the cutest Christmas story!"
35764, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross,See?
35765, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,
35766, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie."
35767, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica, and that's a girl.
35768, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,So are you actually gonna see her again?
35769, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Okay. Well, apparently Chandler’s angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago."
35770, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?"
35771, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?"
35772, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel, OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
35773, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"All right, we’ll call you when we get back."
35774, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,Oh. 
35775, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?"
35776, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
35777, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel, Oh my God! It’s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!
35778, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,What’s wah-pah?
35779, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!"
35780, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Ross," This blue suit, or this brown one?"
35781, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,"So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?"
35782, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you."
35783, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,
35784, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe, Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
35785, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,He's like a big disgusting...
35786, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?"
35787, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
35788, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,That’s the end of this conversation!
35789, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go.  Y’know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just—I don’t get Chandler. Y’know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don’t get all upset."
35790, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Phoebe,I’m just helping the kids!
35791, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,See?
35792, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,Then why are you wearing Monica’s jacket?
35793, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,"Sure, I love this part! "
35794, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
35795, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Joey,"Well, that went well. Yeah."
35796, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Hey!
35797, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. "
35798, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, tramp!"
35799, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross," I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!"
35800, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help."
35801, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,Ohh we’re not sailing.
35802, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"That's right, you're not. You're a nurse. You're Nurse With Tray. "
35803, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, that is so sweet!"
35804, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
35805, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,No..!
35806, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,Okay.
35807, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Well, get it off now!"
35808, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,
35809, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,"I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump!  Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!"
35810, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,A little more.
35811, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Chandler,Go.
35812, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. "
35813, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"No! It’s just that, Kate bothered me."
35814, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Phoebe,"Woof, woof."
35815, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,This is the worst Christmas ever.
35816, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff."
35817, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,You said that to me last week.
35818, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing."
35819, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"This is so bad. If-if you’re not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?"
35820, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room."
35821, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,That’s not totally true.
35822, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"Y’know I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to… "
35823, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,Whazzup??
35824, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Uhh, uh..."
35825, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
35826, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,Twice?
35827, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Okay, look..."
35828, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,No.
35829, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,"Okay.  Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m still really sorry!"
35830, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on."
35831, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Will, high school was-was a long time ago."
35832, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross," Here, check it out. It’s the first one, too."
35833, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... "
35834, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Okay. That was her right?
35835, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"I’m gonna, I’m gonna go to London and I’m going to fight for her."
35836, Another hospital room," Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler,",5,Joey,"Umm, well, what else could it be?"
35837, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs  without taking the tin foil off.
35838, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Wow! Look at this! 
35839, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yes. Yes, yes I did.  But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing."
35840, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler, Hey!
35841, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,It's not a word!
35842, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Powder! Yeah! Yeah, I have powder! "
35843, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
35844, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,Talking to Ross.
35845, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe, Thank you so much for this.
35846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe,"Wow, money and a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get on board with."
35847, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"Rachel,  say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?"
35848, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,"The kid...?  Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck."
35849, Carol's room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau are there with her,",1,Rachel," Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating."
35850, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?"
35851, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Thanks to a little something called ""Helvetica Bold 24 point""!"
35852, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together."
35853, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!"
35854, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Yes, we do. But, we have to change first."
35855, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe,I think she means 
35856, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Do you have any beers? We’re out of beers.
35857, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"I don’t know. Ooh, I bet it’s Richard."
35858, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, they’re going to the theatre together! They’re going to dinner! They’re going horseback riding!"
35859, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross, Hey!
35860, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want."
35861, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,They are gonna love me.
35862, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"Ohh, fun!"
35863, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!
35864, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Rachel,"Oh, don't be such a baby!"
35865, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,What?
35866, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
35867, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Chandler,
35868, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,The wedding starts at six.
35869, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,Best out of three?
35870, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Rachel,We’re having a girl.
35871, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,"Alright, I’ll try, fine! Yes, Okay!"
35872, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Well umm, I’ve been doing a lot more of my kara-tay."
35873, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,Are you kidding?
35874, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"No but, no but."
35875, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller."
35876, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,That's not a question.
35877, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m gonna ask Monica to marry me.
35878, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,What the hell are you doing?
35879, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
35880, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,What?!
35881, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,"How do you feel about the, ""I really did forgot the present, please forgive me"" not fake out?"
35882, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"Oh, you have some studying to do?"
35883, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Here, let me help you. "
35884, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler, Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.
35885, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,"Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?"
35886, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel, You WHAT? And I missed it? Because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?
35887, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
35888, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler, Sounds like a fun party.
35889, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Chandler,"Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?"
35890, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? "
35891, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"What, no, ""Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"""
35892, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!
35893, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey," Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. That’s me!! I’m blank!!"
35894, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Hey.
35895, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport."
35896, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Ah, well we’ll just see about that, okay. I will read The Shining,  and you will read Little Women."
35897, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,I don’t want to look.
35898, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,"Either, it makes no difference."
35899, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,"So, did you shave your legs?"
35900, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"I’m telling you, I like the food!"
35901, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Well, she told me too! "
35902, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, ""that massage wasn't long enough, or, ""I don't recognize any of those songs,"" or, you know, ""these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"""
35903, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Didn’t you sleep together?
35904, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Well it clearly wasn’t showering or shaving.
35905, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
35906, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,No.
35907, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Ah, well if you don’t clear this off, you won’t be getting one of those from me. But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can’t be there."
35908, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,That’s Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.
35909, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,No!
35910, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,"More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for ""Family Honor 2 Thissa Time Itsa Personal."""
35911, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Cups and ice? Ooh, I get to be in charge of cups and ice?  All right. Fine, okay, I will be in charge of cups and ice!"
35912, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica, You're the best friend I ever had.
35913, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Just Janice."
35914, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,"Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof."
35915, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,"Oh my God! Oh my God!! Ohh, Jessica Lockhart!! In my apartment!! I am such a huge fan! I am such a huge fan!"
35916, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Joey,Maybe she never got your message.
35917, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,You sure?
35918, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,You wanna share it?
35919, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, so when you’re done with your tea I’ll look at your leaves and tell you your fortune."
35920, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,It's exactly like it sounds.
35921, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,What? Wha-wha-wha-did you do ROSS!
35922, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross," Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her."
35923, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,"I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him."
35924, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"Oh! What a game, huh?"
35925, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!"
35926, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Well, now she has no eyebrows, mission accomplished."
35927, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,That little naked guy would be me.
35928, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!"
35929, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Let’s try something else, let’s play a game."
35930, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"And I couldn't find this little plastic thing  that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!"
35931, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
35932, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Rachel,"Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. "
35933, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,So.
35934, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," Please, come in."
35935, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Okay, I think we have a problem here. "
35936, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,No!  You bitch!
35937, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?"
35938, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,So.... I quit.
35939, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,He is so weird.
35940, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,You guys kissed! Oh my—this is huge!
35941, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey!  Dude, some guy just called for you."
35942, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I'm gonna go after her."
35943, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Why not?
35944, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I guess you don�t need my help Victor Victoria!"
35945, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,
35946, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
35947, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,Why would the little girl creep you out?
35948, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
35949, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,"No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea."
35950, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey, Hey guys!
35951, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,I’ll give you $1 for them.
35952, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,I don't know! I don't remember!
35953, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty."
35954, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,Just ignore them.
35955, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics."
35956, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe," No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!"
35957, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, but that was different. Y’know? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think it’s weird."
35958, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,"Bye, Pheebs!"
35959, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Howdy doody.
35960, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,Thank you!
35961, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,
35962, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,"Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss."
35963, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Sure!
35964, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"What a great apology!  And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!"
35965, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?"
35966, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end."
35967, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,What are we gonna do?
35968, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?"
35969, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Monica, Okay mister! Fertilize me!
35970, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?"
35971, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God, Jill!"
35972, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,Why?
35973, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"Oh, I chose not to hear that."
35974, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,"No. It’s all right; it’s probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book."
35975, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon."
35976, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Chandler,Joey!  No way. I’m not answering that.
35977, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,"Oh, sweetie! "
35978, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica, Is someone there?
35979, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Ross,You wanna buy a car?
35980, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
35981, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"So. Ross, I’ve bugged him about this a million times, he’s not gonna change."
35982, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
35983, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Uch, you see, I�m ovulating."
35984, The Hospital," Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive,   They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney,",1,Monica,"Yes?  ..yes, she is."
35985, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Why don’t you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.
35986, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"All right, so let's switch."
35987, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.
35988, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, fine, fine. You don’t want to believe me? No, that’s fine. "
35989, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
35990, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!"
35991, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,It’s your joke.
35992, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, it’s already generating Oscar buzz."
35993, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Oh my god, oh, you guys are great."
35994, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,Noo.
35995, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin."
35996, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Joey? How could you just let them leave?
35997, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey, The Irish gig guy?!
35998, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,If Phoebe were my maid of honor…
35999, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross," Ah, Cheryl!"
36000, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,It doesn't say that. Does it?
36001, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Monica,Ross!
36002, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"""Take me to the mansion in the sky-y"". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?"
36003, Central Perk,,10,Joey, JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!
36004, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Oh, so you’re playing Adrienne, huh?"
36005, The 2001 Soapie Awards," the announcer is introducing the next presenter,",7,Joey,
36006, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,You've got to be smooth about it.
36007, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,"All right well, I’m outta here. Wish me luck."
36008, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"All right, I'm outta here!"
36009, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!"
36010, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,What?
36011, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel,"No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! "
36012, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?"
36013, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,Do not rush me!!
36014, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"No, I do not hear that."
36015, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey," All right, you’re right. I’ll talk to her."
36016, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck!  Hi Greg, I’m Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg."
36017, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,"""Take could care of your Momma son.""  ""Come on son! Your Momma’s good people!"""
36018, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"No, come on, you know that's not true."
36019, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,"Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else."
36020, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,When did this happen?
36021, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,"Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!"
36022, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together."
36023, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,Her what?!!
36024, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica," Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!"
36025, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler, I love you. And I know about the baby.
36026, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel," So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?"
36027, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,Hello! Here we go!
36028, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Totally. 
36029, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,Think it'll work?
36030, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…"
36031, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,What are you doing?
36032, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Rachel," Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house."
36033, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Chandler walks in, Joey and Janine are knitting at the kitchen counter,",6,Chandler,"No thanks, Josephine."
36034, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"All right, look I’m just gonna unplug it."
36035, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!
36036, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Joey,Hey. 
36037, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Why else would we be here?
36038, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Yeah, that's a big step."
36039, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Are you okay?
36040, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,"All right, then massage me up right nice!"
36041, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! This is it!  I really hope it’s you!
36042, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,A little salami.
36043, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross, I just found out that Elizabeth’s dad wants to meet me.
36044, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"I'll have one, please. Plus my money."
36045, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
36046, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"So, Phoebe runs weird huh?"
36047, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,"But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this."
36048, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,By all means.
36049, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"Out of my league. I could get a Brian.  Hey, Brian."
36050, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Chandler,I’m so sorry.
36051, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Just be yourself. But, not too much."
36052, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,My God Monica!!
36053, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,—generosity of spirit.
36054, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big?  Hi Daddy!"
36055, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Okay.
36056, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,How's the hair?
36057, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,I call their apartment!!!
36058, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,You okay with this?
36059, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica,Okay.
36060, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"So, I love you."
36061, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! . I mean, this is just beautiful!"
36062, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,"Goodbye, baby."
36063, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,I had a donut. 
36064, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Wait a minute! What do you mean, you're taking over my job?"
36065, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
36066, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it."
36067, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Aww thanks! God Will I’m so glad that you came! You look great! You must’ve lost like…
36068, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Hi, thanks for coming."
36069, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,I'm afraid so.
36070, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I know.
36071, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Gotcha! 
36072, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Monica,Okay.
36073, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,What?! What are you talking about?
36074, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer…"
36075, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"You can’t fire him and dump him the same day, he’ll kill himself."
36076, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,Did you watch the tape?
36077, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,"No, in Ross's building! "
36078, the hotel conference room,,9,Joey,"Yeah, and so funny!"
36079, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Monica,"Y'know what, I like Kathy."
36080, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Rachel,"Well, this is going well. "
36081, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together."
36082, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,"Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?"
36083, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Because you would rather live here with Joey.
36084, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!
36085, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Y'miss it?
36086, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!
36087, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Really? I don’t like baths.
36088, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,
36089, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross’s wedding?"
36090, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, All right.
36091, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,"No, those first two windows,  that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong."
36092, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,"Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!"
36093, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?"
36094, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
36095, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>"
36096, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,Hey.
36097, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,NOOOO!!!!!!!!
36098, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross, Rachel won’t talk to me! She won’t even open the door!
36099, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,I don't know.
36100, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
36101, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!"
36102, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! 
36103, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah."
36104, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Monica. Oh… huh, I always thought it would be Rachel."
36105, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,Hey!
36106, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,That's perfect! That's brilliant! 
36107, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.
36108, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Yeah.
36109, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Are you jealous?
36110, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Hey!",7,Rachel,
36111, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,We’d like to close our accounts.
36112, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I don’t know. What do you think?
36113, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird…turtle-man?"
36114, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"The meaning of the box is three fold. One , it hurts!"
36115, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,With an aptitude for science.
36116, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,Really?
36117, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Chandler,You don’t have to stop having fun just because I’m here. Kathy didn’t cheat on all of you. 
36118, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,Well hello! I'm Ross!
36119, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey!
36120, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!"
36121, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Monica," Oh, honey, that's incredible!"
36122, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
36123, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me."
36124, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?"
36125, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Toll-booth.
36126, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,...How long was I in there?
36127, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
36128, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Joey, what’s going on. What didn’t you tell us you work here?"
36129, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"All right here he comes. I’m gonna do this, I’m gonna tell him, I’m gonna be strong."
36130, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,What?!
36131, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,We can’t accept this.
36132, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
36133, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You bet I did, Ben, put it there!  Ho, ho, ho!"
36134, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Yeah, he’s the best."
36135, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Wow! You look amazing!
36136, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"Dad, dad, dad, I'm talkin' about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, ""Oh my god I'm gonna be a father"" kind of a thing?"
36137, Central Perk,,9,Joey,I need to talk to you about Charlie.
36138, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes."
36139, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,...Yeah.
36140, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?"
36141, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Too dry.
36142, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Good.
36143, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, this is terrible. Oh, they’ve made so many changes I can’t even feel my grandmother’s presence anymore—Ooh! New sconces!"
36144, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
36145, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"All right, y’know what? If you don’t want to believe me about this, why don’t you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you."
36146, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"I’m sorry. I’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay?"
36147, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,How drunk are you?
36148, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
36149, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,Y'know that wasn't part of it?
36150, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Look Rach I-I’m sorry, okay? I…I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined…"
36151, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Joey,"Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!"
36152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Monica,What's a 'niffle'?
36153, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
36154, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica, I have no idea.
36155, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. ."
36156,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.
36157, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,"Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You? We did you."
36158, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,I know. Ross is getting married.
36159, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey, Yeah.
36160, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica,", foot on the floor or come over no more!"
36161, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Joey,Mark's a genius!
36162, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,And I’ll have all the muffins.
36163, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like?"
36164, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"Cecilia Monroe man, what a great actress."
36165, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Hey!
36166, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel, Monica! Come on!
36167, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,Hey! How was sailing?
36168, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"The thing is…’cause I live with Rachel I’m here for a lot of the stuff, okay?  And Ross…Ross is missing everything. So…"
36169, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,That was different!
36170, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter."
36171, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,"Cheese, it’s smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too."
36172, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,She was nothing compared to you.
36173, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross, Oh my God!
36174, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Phoebe,"No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious."
36175, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,"Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs."
36176, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Chandler,Lying is wrong!
36177, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Then, I’d steer clear of Phoebe."
36178, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got."
36179, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,"Huh. Except, Phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them."
36180, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!
36181, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler, Hey.
36182, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Chandler,The British are coming?
36183, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,Which one?
36184, In the hall,,9,Monica,Both of them?
36185, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Rachel,Pardon?
36186, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Dude relax! It could happen to anyone.
36187, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,"Rachel, you and Mark?!"
36188, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh no, you’ll have to come."
36189, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica, Morning.
36190, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! 
36191, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross, Thank you!
36192, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,You tricked me to get me into bed?
36193, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,"Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy! ."
36194, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,Oh. Big family dinner tonight?
36195, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler,On every word?
36196, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Well this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
36197, Ross',,9,Rachel,It's just a cold
36198, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Yeah, me too! "
36199, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,I don't! I wanna be with her.
36200, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,How come you didn't come over earlier?
36201, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,You hand-wrote it?
36202, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,Okay.
36203, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Phoebe,See? I’m doing it. I am totally doing it.  I lost it.
36204, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Monica, Hey!
36205, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Oh-hooo, I missed you."
36206, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, dirty talk, m�nage � trois, toys…"
36207, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,"Oh well that’s great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh?  Good bye."
36208, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,Please!
36209, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Okay Joey honey, you’re doing really good! All right, now I’m just gonna need you to step to the port side.  Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?"
36210, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place."
36211, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
36212, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel,"...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of..."
36213, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"So, you wore your nightie to dinner?"
36214, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, you’re friend’s getting married, it’s gotta change things."
36215, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
36216, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe, And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
36217, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door."
36218, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, ""Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"""
36219, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay."
36220, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,What about the rest of Manhattan?!
36221, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes,",8,Joey," All right. It’s a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you don’t feel that now. It was crazy! You’re fine. You’re better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everything’s normal! She’s just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel."
36222, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Which Richard?
36223, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Phoebe,"All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men."
36224, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",3,Ross,Mon?
36225, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,I would love to do it together!
36226, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Oh! I’m sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
36227, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler, Your tailor is a very bad man!
36228, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I don’t think Monica is gonna take this away."
36229, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,"oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that."
36230, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,Joey! 
36231, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,It’s mine.
36232, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,I can’t think of anything we’re doing.  Why can’t I think of anything we’re doing?
36233, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Okay, either 93 or 76?"
36234, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,Oh!
36235, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross," Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated."
36236, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,I don't know.
36237, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,What?! Why?!
36238, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. You won't be able to take it.
36239, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"All right, so... next time, you take her to your place."
36240, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Okay, you ready to open yours?"
36241, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,All right.
36242, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,No!  No!
36243, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke."
36244, Chandler’s bedroom," he’s listening to the hypnosis tape again,",3,Joey, And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
36245, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Nope.
36246, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,"Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance."
36247, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Totally!
36248, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Look, I may have jumped the gun here.  Um, I just got out of a relationship and I’m not really in a, in a commitment kind of place."
36249, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,What?
36250, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,I’m sorry.
36251, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,It’s kind of an important one!
36252, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
36253, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,"Uh, yeah! I still can’t believe she hates Pottery Barn!"
36254, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,What?
36255, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
36256, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Monica,"Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!"
36257, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Not knowing when to shut up...
36258, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,Hi!
36259, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!"
36260, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,"I know, they’re gonna be so happy together."
36261, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Phoebe, Oh my God!!
36262, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Yay!! Oh so, you’re not, you’re not mad at us anymore?"
36263, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,Okay.
36264, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Yeah.
36265, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh!  Okay, it was me!"
36266, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel," Hi, guys!"
36267, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica, He was so good in that movie of MacBeth. 
36268, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica," Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!"
36269, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,Ah.
36270, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid."
36271, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"Yeah well, I ran into Richard."
36272, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel, Joanna.
36273, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,Did you tell her what we talked about? 
36274, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Batman has a utility belt!
36275, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,How could you not remember that we slept together?
36276, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,"Uh Joe, when it’s one o’clock in the morning and you don’t come by? That’s okay!"
36277, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren."
36278, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Okay.
36279, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,So- you can tell?
36280, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, God it looks bad."
36281, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Phoebe, I…"
36282, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!
36283, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe,He is! But he’s getting divorced—Ross! Maybe you know him.
36284, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,It is when you put it together with that one.
36285, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, Hey!
36286, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Newark airport. Why, where are you?"
36287, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!"
36288, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
36289, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,"Now, are you glad we didn’t start with the bikini strips?"
36290, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,Here we go.
36291, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
36292, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler, Take off your shirt!
36293, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Say hi to Wally.
36294, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,Well that was umm…Okay.
36295, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Ah, the lesser-known ""I don't have a dream"" speech."
36296, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,What?
36297, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way."
36298, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,You left a shoe here?!
36299, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,You’ve seen my huge stack of porn right? 
36300, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Hey! I offered to marry her!
36301, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.
36302, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,No.
36303, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Chandler,Don’t worry.
36304, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,Yeah but I’m not keeping it.
36305, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Hey!
36306, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Ross,"No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so..."
36307, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Hey, Pheebs!"
36308, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,"All right. I know you're not happy about us moving, but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house."
36309, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Monica,It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
36310, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Sure you do.
36311, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on."
36312, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,Okay. Cool.
36313, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,That's my sister.
36314, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! Wait a minute, it’s been a long time that I’ve been single. How come you never offered this before?"
36315, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,That sounds like Nana.
36316, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do."
36317, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, en chante. "
36318, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"Hey, what happened to your fancy chef’s jacket? "
36319, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,"Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots."
36320, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Why? Why do I have to learn?
36321, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,Hey!
36322, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,Ah.
36323, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,Oh no! Not me! Emma!
36324, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,ROSS!
36325, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job."
36326, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,Is he right? Am I really—Am I awful?
36327, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Joey,"Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in "
36328, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,It’s just so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?!
36329, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Okay, now let’s decide who has the nicest ass."
36330, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it."
36331, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Cupid.
36332, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Okay, thank you. That’ll be all. "
36333, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,So that’s why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today! 
36334, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Rachel,"No-no-no, that’ not Joshua."
36335, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I’m 35 which gives me five years. I love this plan! I wanna marry this plan!
36336, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake."
36337, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!
36338, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,"Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would’ve said something like this, ""Wow! My boyfriend’s such a wise ass—seven!"""
36339, Central Perk,,9,Ross, Are you wearing two belts?
36340, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  So things didn’t work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.",4,Chandler,
36341, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,Happy too.
36342, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,"Oh-ohh, thank you."
36343, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Chandler,So she’s just waiting over there for ya?
36344, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"What are people having, the garlic Martini?"
36345, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Wait,  you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?"
36346, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad."
36347, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers—Think of the money we’ll save!!  We’re not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
36348, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"Y’know, let’s face it, I’m not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don’t want that!"
36349, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
36350, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"You know when ""That's fine"" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!"
36351, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel,Down at the docks again?
36352, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler," It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex."
36353, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Okay, all right."
36354, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica, What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
36355, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,Hey!
36356, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Wendy? -- That sounds like a girl's name.
36357, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"Hmm, the game's at one."
36358, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! "
36359, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica, Oh my God!
36360, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross, Hello.
36361, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Hoyt?
36362, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Wow! Thanks, you guys. That’s uh—ohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I’ll be right back! Okay? "
36363, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,Hit me.
36364, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
36365, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,A monologue? I don't have..  Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!
36366, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Well, it’s a long story, but umm I broke Joey’s chair…"
36367, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Why?!
36368, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,I'm just serving it.
36369, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,"It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay?  Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!"
36370, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Chandler,"Hang on, she’s right here.  Someone's on the phone, for ya."
36371, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,We can’t watch that! I mean that’s Phoebe!
36372, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, you're no ordinary roommate are you?"
36373, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy."
36374, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,'Scuse me?
36375, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...
36376, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Rachel,During a blackout? He'd get trampled!
36377, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel,I’m thinkin’ no.
36378, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,Okay.
36379, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey, I’m gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
36380, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef."
36381, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree  like that."
36382, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler," Hey, it's Janice."
36383, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe, You work with robots!!
36384, Chandler’s office," Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches,",3,Chandler,No sir.
36385, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married ... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs..."
36386, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe, Hi!
36387, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,There you are.
36388, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Noo! Oh God we did—we didn’t, we didn’t uhh…"
36389, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,"Wh—Hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick."
36390, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Uhhhhhh…that-that may be weird.
36391, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Okay!
36392, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,Before or after you were shot by your own troops?
36393, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in."
36394, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, just don’t get your hopes up."
36395, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,"Alright, I’ll try, fine! Yes, Okay!"
36396, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,Okay...
36397, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel, No! Joey!
36398, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around."
36399, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him."
36400, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,What?! People don’t do that!
36401, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"...I'm, I'm okay."
36402, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Have I read it?  No, are you enjoying it?"
36403, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Yeah.
36404, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
36405, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Rachel,"No, wait Phoebe."
36406, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,Oh my God! Oh my God!
36407, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,Thank you!
36408, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test."
36409, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Good.
36410, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Joey,Has it always been purple?
36411, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler," Oh that’s great, my friend Joey’s in the movie business."
36412, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Did I say I was done guessing? Okay, thank you for that. Oh wow! What’s this?"
36413, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,Do you have any ice?
36414, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you."
36415, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,You do know that Wham broke up?
36416, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,"I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!"
36417, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,Yeah.
36418, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!"
36419, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! RACHEL TALKS TOO!"
36420, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere."
36421, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
36422, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Give me the bag.
36423, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Oh, you could just go uh, ""greatest of ease…  BAH-bah-bha-bhannn."" Then go right into it."
36424, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one."
36425, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball."
36426, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,In the game room!
36427, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler, Why am I talking like this?!
36428, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?"
36429, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!"
36430, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Phoebe,Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
36431, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,Maybe it’s the sound of Ross climbing into my brain and stealing my thoughts.
36432, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross,
36433, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Oh, no no no no. I see what you're doing here, alright, listen, this is my job buddy. Okay, I've had it for five years, and I know how it works, so why don't you just catch me up!"
36434, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,There we go little fella.
36435, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,So we can be friends who sleep together.
36436, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Phoebe,Ten dollars an hour for what?
36437, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,What do you mean?
36438, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica, Hi.
36439, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside."
36440, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,You’re looking!
36441, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Joey,Ross! So when is it gonna air?
36442, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"Thank you, but, but you, you gotta leave."
36443, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,What were you doing in Africa?
36444, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, somewhere Joey’s head is exploding."
36445, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,"No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed."
36446, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,Technicality!
36447, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,What? What’s wrong?
36448, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"No, I mean, look I don’t know if anything is going to happen with us, again. Ever. But I don’t want to know that it-it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector."
36449, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,...and head to Canada!
36450, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Hey. 
36451, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,What?
36452, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater."
36453, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Why would they think they’re invited?
36454, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"What? Okay, okay, okay, okay."
36455, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Can I offer you a drink?
36456, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,Thank you.
36457, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe," Yeah, I’m sure that happened."
36458, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?"
36459, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?"
36460, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!"
36461, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Oh, y'know, what did you mean when you said pivot?"
36462, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,You serious? 
36463, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all slippery."
36464, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"The first batch of margaritas was not so great, but the second batch is gooooood."
36465, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"No, it’s a concept!"
36466, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
36467, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey, Hey!
36468, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Oh honey, we’re close now but you-you wouldn’t believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and.... That’s where the waistband actually goes over your head."
36469, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I can’t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
36470, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,Oh Ah!  Oh you guys I love it.
36471, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Oooh, what you got there?"
36472, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Okay.  What ah, what is the matter with you? What’s going on?"
36473, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"Well, I'm off to Carol's."
36474, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"No, but let’s come back to that later!"
36475, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,…I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
36476, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,Go on.
36477, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Awwww!!!
36478, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
36479, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
36480, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,"Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. "
36481, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?"
36482, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!
36483, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?"
36484, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry."
36485, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Why don't you just take it with you?
36486, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,You're welcome!
36487, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some,  uh, boobs."
36488, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,Yep. Put more gas in.
36489, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?"
36490, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, Dude! He's right there!
36491, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Why not?
36492, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,The country?
36493, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey, It is???
36494, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Really?
36495, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Hey!
36496, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"To score the winning touchdown, by the way."
36497, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,Why?
36498, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey, I’ll never get to be a best man!
36499, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,She was a drug dealer!
36500, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Ross,Hey!
36501, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,I’ll go with you.
36502, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther!  I mean, he's nice, he's cute."
36503, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Ross,A-a-and... record.
36504, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?"
36505, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden."
36506, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!
36507, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Huh. 
36508, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Have you ever taken out the trash? 
36509, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"You don’t owe me anything, I don’t want you money…"
36510, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,A big idiot.
36511, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel," Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?"
36512, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
36513, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Oh please, you inhale your food!"
36514, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"No, it’s not what I want either. I mean I-I can’t force myself to fall in love with her again now."
36515, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
36516, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"All right, me too.  Should we wake her up?"
36517, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
36518, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,We’re just two people who find each other very attractive. Right?
36519, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,Yeah! You bet roomy!
36520, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,What-what are you talking about?!
36521, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it! "
36522, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
36523, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,"Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?"
36524, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Hi!
36525, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!"
36526, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh! I won’t say, ‘no’ to a movie!"
36527, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Oh! Okay! Yeah, that’s okay. "
36528, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Well, I like the pretty little drawing of you in the wedding dress."
36529, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?"
36530, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, he thinks that’s my name."
36531, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,I know...
36532, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"Look Joe, I just, I just don't want to get your hopes up real high."
36533, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!"
36534, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Chandler,"It feels like we’re cheating on our house. And if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?"
36535, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. "
36536, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Ohhhh, come on!!!"
36537, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Which one, they all suck!"
36538, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Give it!
36539, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,You do Pheebs?
36540, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,No. I am not putting on makeup. 
36541, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,I’m getting that baby out of you!
36542, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,Oh! No problem! I… 
36543, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. "
36544, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"I am so over Janine. I mean, yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she’s like OLD NEWS!"
36545, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,Yeah!
36546, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Monica,"Oh, you're so wonderful."
36547, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
36548, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,What are you doing?
36549, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Okay! Okay-okay look—no I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just… Come on don’t be mad."
36550, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?"
36551, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,Ugh!
36552, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey. How was the first day?"
36553, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut."
36554, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, Why don't you try the hummus?
36555, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Hey.
36556, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,"Oh, honey, don’t worry. She's gonna make it on time."
36557, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
36558, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Oh, okay, thanks. "
36559, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys."
36560, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel,Down at the docks again?
36561, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Chandler! He’s seven; he’s not stupid.
36562, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,No. Why?
36563, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,At the vet.
36564, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}"
36565, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, I feel like I’m talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!"
36566, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,She pulled it out of me! She’s like a conversational wizard! How’d it go?
36567, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
36568, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,I would love to!
36569, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,It's breast milk.
36570, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,Ball? There is no ball.
36571, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Umm, could-could I get a copy of that? ‘Cause Carol threw it out, she lost ours. She’s such a scatterbrain, but man what a hot piece of ass."
36572, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Oh no!
36573, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica," Bonjour, monsieur."
36574, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,I’m telling it! I’m telling it!
36575, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Joey,Who wants French toast?
36576, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,Uh-huh.
36577, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor."
36578, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,So did that do anything for ya?
36579, Joey's audition," the director has returned and wants to see the combination,",3,Joey,"People, people, people."
36580, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey, She’s not even cold yet!
36581, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"I know! I know, she says it’s all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.  So come on, she’s gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?"
36582, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud."
36583, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica,So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind 
36584, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Rachel,Oh my God! The millionaire’s here!
36585, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,Oh my god.
36586, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
36587, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?"
36588, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Well what if I told you, you can do it in my apartment?"
36589, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,I just feel awful.
36590, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,I don’t know why I’m here.
36591, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,I've been pretty good!
36592, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Hey!
36593, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Okay. 
36594, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny’s number which Monica has just dialed,",8,Monica, Okay!
36595, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it."
36596, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"So you're really doing this, huh?"
36597, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
36598, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,What!?
36599, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Well, that's not good. But you know, I can move some stuff around, and I'll be there. You and Alice just take the whole day together."
36600, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,I made them!
36601, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Joey,"So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you’re doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on."
36602, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Okay.
36603, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me.  What?"
36604, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross,"Oh uh, I’m sorry. "
36605, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?"
36606, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,You went home with the waitress.
36607, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,There you go!
36608, Ross',,9,Rachel,People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
36609, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something."
36610, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"And people say you don’t pay attention. No, this is a much better job. It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies."
36611, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,What did I just say?
36612, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel, Huh ha ha!
36613, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler, You’re it! Now run and hide!
36614, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Ross, you know what? "
36615, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"He's right, man."
36616, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, me and Ross can be the judges."
36617, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Thanks!
36618, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,What's up?
36619, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,You didn’t find her?
36620, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Come on, there are plenty of other women out thereok? Just - just forget about her, ok? Just, she's off limits."
36621, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson?"
36622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime."
36623, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Anyway, it wasn’t the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesn’t like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!"
36624, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn."
36625, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"Okay, the thing is.."
36626, the hotel conference room,,9,Rachel,Oh!
36627, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?"
36628, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets."
36629, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. I show up at your door, and I’m like  “Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.”"
36630, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Then you do. Heh, heh."
36631, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh. Okay. Ooh! Ooh! Okay, maybe I’ll talk about London! Y’know when you two hooked up! Only, only I won’t say hooked up. I’ll say, ""Began their beautiful journey…"""
36632, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,Joey? What’s up?
36633, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Joey,Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.
36634, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler,"Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!"
36635, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"It's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins."
36636, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
36637, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe," Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder."
36638, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,I’m Monica’s maid of honor. Okay? Don’t try to blue pin me!
36639, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Oh, this is horrible, it’s just horrible."
36640, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Hey, if you wanna grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?"
36641, Hospital,,10,Ross,Did the TV wake you?
36642, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
36643, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"I’m sorry but we’ve got to get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. I, uh, I got to be a man! Okay. The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? That’s just the way it has to be."
36644, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey," And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it."
36645, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"That was a test. Good response. All right, full name."
36646, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
36647, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay."
36648, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,"That's okay, we understand."
36649, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,But he's the same.
36650, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,Joey that is so sweet.
36651, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Hmm-mmm.
36652, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Oh hey you. Thanks for coming out of me.  I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, she’s looking at me. Hi! I know you."
36653, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Phoebe,"Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture."
36654, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you."
36655, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler," Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
36656, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,Ohhh. Don’t go.
36657, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl. 
36658, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,
36659, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,That'd be good.
36660, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
36661, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
36662, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on we’re a team! We’re in this together!
36663, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I would love too, but I can’t! I mean I just can’t, you know that I’m not good at confrontation."
36664, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey,Yeah.
36665, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica, This is all of your things.
36666, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Is there a problem?
36667, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,"Congratulations, I think you’ve found the world’s thinnest argument."
36668, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Don’t thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization.  Here’s Warren’s number."
36669, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,"Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks."
36670, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Why can’t we talk in here? With, with, witnesses."
36671, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,Okey-dokey!
36672, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,Really? Lee Majors is hot!
36673, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Give it here. 
36674, Classroom," Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before he’s done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name,",3,Joey,"Good evening. I’m Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas. Now um, on my first day as  Thanks, thanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you will have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along."
36675, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,Die Hard still great!
36676, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated."
36677, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"Ooh, let me talk to him!"
36678, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Yes!! Yes!!! 
36679, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Kinda like a big face without skin.
36680, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Okay, all right, give me the mug! I’ll keep the mug."
36681, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,BE-LOW me!
36682, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica,"Joey. Erica, baby!"
36683, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,I'm in college and I'm in a band.
36684, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler," Oh, y’know, y’know what Pheebs?"
36685, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Ah.
36686, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,It's not a big deal!
36687, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,‘Cause otherwise they’d have to call it the room room.
36688, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,What's goin' on?
36689, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Monica,I can’t find garbage bags!
36690, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
36691, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?"
36692, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,Okay.
36693, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?"
36694, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,Please tell me you’re stopping now.
36695, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!"
36696, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. "
36697, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,You were supposed to duck!!! Why didn’t you duck?
36698, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,That.
36699, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"Okay. Okay.  Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I’m Ross Geller. We-we called from the car."
36700, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I'm telling ya...  I can do it.
36701, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cat’s name?"
36702, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"I have to; he’s my best friend, and you’re seeing him."
36703, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Clogs.
36704, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,Okay.
36705, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!"
36706, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 840, Newark airport."
36707, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Monica,"Ross, that’s my jacket."
36708, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn’t that great?"
36709, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,Thanx.
36710, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"No it's not, sorry."
36711, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys."
36712, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey,No.  I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill!
36713, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,New York.
36714, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,Ah.
36715, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,I’m sorry.
36716, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,I can come back.
36717, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,That's it. 
36718, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,Of!
36719, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Chandler,"Okay, bye, champ. Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn."
36720, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably should’ve told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg."
36721, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Well, you got here just in time. I really have to go buddy. "
36722, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,Because I'm gonna play for ya.
36723, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"I’m sure it’s a famous watering can, okay. But, come on…and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?"
36724, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Phoebe,Sure! What?
36725, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig!  Oink!
36726, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!"
36727, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Phoebe,I am.
36728, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel, Hello? Hi.
36729, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,"Okay, so I guess that’s about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in."
36730, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. "
36731, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great."
36732, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Phoebe,"Really?! Oh that’s so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit."
36733, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
36734, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Hey!
36735, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,Ohhh! 
36736, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,It tastes like feet!
36737, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,That really is something; that's really cool.
36738, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey,Hey! It’s Porsche!! 
36739, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,Really? Like you have a routine?
36740, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"Okay, first—first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous. I look down , you’re looking down, keep looking down…"
36741, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Joey,
36742, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"No, no, it's just that it's getting late..."
36743, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt."
36744, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey, He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.
36745, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,"Oh, the mixed tape."
36746, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, that helps."
36747, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,It's locked.
36748, Ross�,,9,Ross,Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?
36749, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,What? Why? What’s wrong?
36750, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I’m interested in them."
36751, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.
36752, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,mah
36753, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Touchdown!! Touchdown!!
36754, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"What are you doing here, Santa?"
36755, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?"
36756, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah,  oh, but oh..."
36757, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Ross, Hey! I just heard. What's up?
36758, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler, Monica…
36759, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,"No, I-I-I’m serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing y’know you break up!"
36760, Frank's tailor shop," Chandler is getting his pants measured,",2,Chandler,At least as long as I have the pants.
36761, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Rachel,"Okay, should we get some coffee?"
36762, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Phoebe,Hi Emily!
36763, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Well, I-I guess I gotta go."
36764, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.  After you of course."
36765, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone."
36766, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Wow! A star!  I know you all hate me and-and I’m sorry, but I don’t care."
36767, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Oh! And it gets worse! 
36768, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Ross,"Uh, I haven't."
36769, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?"
36770,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross, WOW!
36771, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey," Hey uh Monica, I can’t remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?"
36772, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,You guys are here! Yay!
36773, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"What, now?"
36774, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe, Hey.
36775, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Great! I'll call ya!
36776, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Thank you!
36777, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, ""That was nice?"" Admit something to me? ""I'll call you?"""
36778, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Get up!
36779, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Ross, I want my turkey now!
36780, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!"
36781, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,Hey!
36782, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler," She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ..."
36783, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Would she?  You ate my candy bar!
36784, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,Hey!
36785, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
36786, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,"Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! ."
36787, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,"Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna..."
36788, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"I just, Phoebe, said y’know thought she saw something between you guys."
36789, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night.  It was right here, where is it?"
36790, Central Perk,,10,Monica,
36791, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,
36792, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.
36793, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel, What-what are-what are these?
36794, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,Great. I feel like an idiot.
36795, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You wanted it to be a surprise.
36796, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,Yes! Totally!
36797, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,"OH…MY…GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didn’t tell her we were getting married, did you?"
36798, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice."
36799, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Okay. Well that’s pretty much all that we have—Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita? 
36800, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, bye!"
36801, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,"To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?"
36802, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!"
36803, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Oh my God you’re amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
36804, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler,I’ve found.
36805, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross, Ok!
36806, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,Tell me about it.
36807, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,"Just a touch. Mon, I don't understand. I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms? I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh."
36808, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, a pipe was my weapon of choice and, uhm, pre-teen comic book nerds were my meat. "
36809, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,But I didn't.
36810, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Rachel," Yes, yes, Bombay is bery, bery nice time of year."
36811, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. "
36812, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!"
36813, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,"Well, you were wrong, he doesn’t like me!"
36814, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"I’m fine, but that’s not important. What’s important is how was she?"
36815, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,"Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki."
36816, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel," Y’know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame."
36817, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!"
36818, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,But my clothes are—ohh! 
36819, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,I'm talking about me having a baby.
36820, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"Uh, y’know what? I’ll tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!"
36821, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey," Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?"
36822, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Well let’s just say its she’s lucky she has a sweet ass, ‘cause she’s not so good at the writing."
36823, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,Tomorrow!
36824, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?"
36825, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
36826, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,I can’t look at you right now! 
36827, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Two weeks? That’s it?
36828, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Maybe, do you need a tissue?"
36829, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,Just go over and say hi.
36830, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,"Well, I’m sorry. I thought parents were coming! Y’know? Your parents are comin’! Chandler’s parents are comin’! Ross’s parents are comin’!"
36831, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Ok, I..."
36832, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,"Well, I'm- I'm showering."
36833, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
36834, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again."
36835, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,All right.
36836, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Well, I don’t really know what that is, but let’s!!"
36837, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, and then Adrian, she maybe she could wrap her legs around his waist."
36838, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?"
36839, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,I said I didn’t technically.
36840, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?
36841, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,It happened in London.
36842, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,"Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!"
36843, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I’m gonna miss you! 
36844, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,"Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh… "
36845, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Hey, y’know what? You’re the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler! You should be the one to go! Why should I have to leave?!"
36846, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,What?
36847, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
36848, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,Don't say that. Don't tangle the dream and take it away.
36849, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Ross,
36850, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,What-what is love really?
36851, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.  Backup! Backup!!
36852, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,Yes! Please!
36853, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,"I’m sorry Rach, it was, it was really close."
36854, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,How come it’s always us left in the field holding the ball?
36855, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"All right, I promise. I’ll fix this. I swear. I’ll-I’ll-I’ll-I’ll talk to her."
36856, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What are you talking about?!
36857, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh relax man, relax. You’re looking a little flushed."
36858, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,So did you sleep well last night?
36859, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"I’m sorry, did you say cheese?"
36860, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,Oh well y'know. 
36861, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,You don’t know. You didn’t see it.
36862, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-"
36863, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, how well you know me..."
36864, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!"
36865, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well, what happened?"
36866, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Thank you.
36867, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether it’s a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
36868, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,So we're standing firm on the 'not getting our hopes up'?
36869, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"No-no, I got that."
36870, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, it is."
36871, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there."
36872, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel," Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that he’s so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail."
36873, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Right, no, I understand."
36874, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey,How do you mean?
36875, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,Is it really that bad?
36876, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,"Well, fine. Fine! If-if I’m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I’ll go up there and defend it myself!  And don’t you follow me!"
36877, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Rachel,What is that noise?
36878, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"If you win, we give up the birds."
36879, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Hi Rachel! Here's your sister Amy! She thinks I need pec implants!
36880, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?"
36881, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Monica,Oh yeah. Definitely.
36882, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,I wanna say it's not looking good.
36883, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,"Richard used to do it, didn't he?"
36884, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica, Hey!
36885, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
36886, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Monica,Hi! There you are.
36887, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe, Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
36888, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?"
36889, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,What?! What else did he say?
36890, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler," Okay, we have to talk. I’m just getting out of a very serious relationship…"
36891, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Ross,"So, did he get on one knee, did he have a speech prepared, or  Yeah, big surprise, I like proposals!"
36892, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Monica,Hi Roger.
36893, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe,I brought you my old maternity clothes! 
36894, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,This bottle opener. 
36895, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.
36896, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,All right fine! This looks like so much fun. 
36897, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,"This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week."
36898, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I know. Look at him."
36899, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!"
36900, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,Books?
36901, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something."
36902, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, was I doing it again?"
36903, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Okay.
36904, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,Yeah.
36905, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel," Monica, will-will you marry me?"
36906, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,You guys know where Rachel is?
36907, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,"Hey Monica it’s Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin’ from your apartment."
36908, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler, H-He's in China!
36909, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"No, I'm-I'm serious!"
36910, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
36911, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Okay.
36912, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica, I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
36913, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore."
36914, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"That's right, she came back all by herself."
36915, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,"Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?"
36916, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?"
36917, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Then all your stuff would be here.
36918, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,What? When was this?
36919, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"Come on, we can't let them win!"
36920, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross,"Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks."
36921, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, I’m just going to grab the phone.
36922, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
36923, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Rachel,"Honey, you got a little thing on your..."
36924, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,Done.
36925, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, we’re just gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases."
36926, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Oh, of course..."
36927, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"No! I just happened t�do a lot trivias about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called Leyhallalookoos."
36928, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,And do you know what girls are really good at?
36929, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Oh, we're not doing that. Okay…"
36930, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Uh-oh.
36931, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,Yeah!
36932, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,What is it? Hey!
36933, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,Tomorrow!
36934, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Hey, hey, look! It’s not about a few fries... it’s about what the fries represent."
36935, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey," Yes, it’s a highly controversial procedure."
36936, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?"
36937, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,Great.  You got anything that’s not Ralph Lauren?
36938, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,I know!
36939, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!"
36940, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,There you go!
36941, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,"Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first."
36942, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.  Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!"
36943, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,The name was my favourite part!
36944, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel, You’re all gonna be aunts and uncles.
36945, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Ha!
36946, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Nah. I kept myself busy.
36947, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Hey!
36948, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,'Kay. 
36949, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,What if she jumped out the bassinet?
36950, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there's no unselfish good deeds, sorry."
36951, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,"Ah, the other Jack."
36952, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Chandler,"See, that’s why I could never be an actor. Because I can’t say gig."
36953, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,"I’m saying that she… is a devil woman! Y’know I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I don’t hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really."
36954, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Here you go.  Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
36955, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Yeah well, ""excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but  I can't see it, I can't see it""!"
36956, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey," Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter."
36957, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Joey, Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
36958, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
36959, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,Oh come on! That’s-that’s… true.
36960, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,I’m just visiting my good friend Carol.
36961, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Did you not hear me say, ""Du-ude?!"""
36962, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"Oh Monica, we are so sorry."
36963, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,"Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!"
36964, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
36965, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, me too. Look, I'll just get my old job back. "
36966, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, good God, they’re so yummy! "
36967, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe, Hey.
36968, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had."
36969, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Chandler,Me too!!
36970, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"No, I have a great idea for a present for her."
36971, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,Umm…
36972, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,
36973, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,You still love me?
36974, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
36975, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,I don't even have a 'pl'.
36976, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"No, a guy would be saying, ""I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else."" Oh my God! I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! I’ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I’d be giving up! I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again."
36977, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica, I can't wait to be with you!  I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
36978, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,Okay!
36979, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
36980, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"Well, I haven’t seen him since that night that he told me how he y’know… I don’t know, I think he’s avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?"
36981, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
36982, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well."
36983, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she saw the ring."
36984, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"Well, you’re not gonna get going are you?"
36985, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again."
36986, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed..."
36987, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Ok, use it in a sentence."
36988, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
36989, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You can’t do this here! 
36990, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,Please!
36991, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I like those sunglasses."
36992, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,"Well, don’t look at me! My hair’s straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!"
36993, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Well at least, I’m going to mute it."
36994, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,I bet ‘ya ya I could fit in there. 
36995, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily!  That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!"
36996, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,What equity investments?
36997, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"All right, then show me some manly moves."
36998, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,I can’t believe it.  Can I tell you something? I’m a little mad at him now.
36999, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,No!  Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
37000, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... "
37001, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,No.
37002, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
37003, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,But you didn’t give it to her?
37004, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think I’ve ever heard."
37005, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
37006, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Chandler,"Couldn’t I just say, ""This is Ross?"""
37007, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross, She doesn't know what to say!
37008, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"I proposed to Chandler!  Alright, moving on..."
37009, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you."
37010, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler,"If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?"
37011, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,"Okay!  Monica, will you marry me?"
37012, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,Why not? It’s built into the price of the room.
37013, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?
37014, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will.  Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine."
37015, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Yes, you can, very much."
37016, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,So I don’t wanna be just anybody.
37017, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!"
37018, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Joey,Because she is!
37019, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Bamn! There you go! Huh?
37020, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,What?
37021, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,You two will have very hairy children.
37022, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross,Wow! We are pretty good at this!
37023, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,Alright... 
37024, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I-I don't care."
37025, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel," So, which of these babies do you think is the ugliest?"
37026, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,Really?! Really?!
37027, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air."
37028, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What are you talking about? I love them!  Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?"
37029, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"All right, let just try it again. Really listen."
37030, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Why don’t we just find a place for it?
37031, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler, And so young.
37032, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"Getting married.  Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like you’ve done everything else!"
37033, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,"It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!!  Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’"
37034, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Just one thing umm…
37035, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross, There y'go.
37036, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey how’s it, how’s it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?"
37037, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,"No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change.  Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?"
37038, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,"Oh, just this!  Y’know what it’s my fault really, because the couch is usually where we keep the varnish."
37039, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Monica,"Yeah, but I don’t think we have time."
37040, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?"
37041, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,Hey. 
37042, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
37043, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,I saw it.
37044, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,Yeah?
37045, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Rachel, What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
37046, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,No!
37047, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,Is that supposed to be an insult?
37048, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know!  Joey, you can't say anything!"
37049, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,Well Phoebe doesn’t eat turkey…
37050, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down.  What?"
37051, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel," Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!"
37052, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,There’s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
37053, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,
37054, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"N… No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!"
37055, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,She was kidding.
37056, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Me too. I'm good at it.
37057, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that…garbage chute. "
37058, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,Yes! She’s gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. 
37059, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my pleasure. Okay, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news.  Phoebe!"
37060, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Well, I brought the next best thing."
37061, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids….  All right, I get your point."
37062, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, god. So adorable. Look at them sleeping there like angels."
37063, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Monica,We're all sorry... 
37064, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say."
37065, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"No, I know, I know, that this is Frank’s life,  y'know. Y'know, I don’t want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, it’s sick and wrong!"
37066, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,Get Out!
37067, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Ross,"Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes we’re gonna have younger looking skin!"
37068, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the Super Ball. I don’t know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on."
37069, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button."
37070, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,"
37071, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey, You’re a weird lady.
37072, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,How do you feel?
37073, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want..."
37074, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"Oh, screw you guys, you don’t have to do it!"
37075, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,I don't believe this!
37076, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,
37077, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...
37078, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?
37079, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica,"I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!"
37080, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,But you’re spittin’ all over me man!
37081, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Yeah!
37082, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,So you gave in and decided to call someone?
37083, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups.  Oh, hi Joey!"
37084, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,Really?
37085, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!"
37086, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,Hey! How was it?
37087, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,That's great! So you're staying in New York!
37088, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Rachel,"Hey, who's this little naked guy?"
37089, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Take it back!
37090, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Oh, yeah."
37091, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Okay, okay, I'll go first."
37092, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Hi!
37093, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica, Ross isn't here.
37094, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,"Honey, it’s going to be okay. He’s been incredibly supportive of me, and if he gets a little upset; that’s what the meatball sub is for. "
37095, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,Well I didn't tell them!
37096, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
37097, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,I lent them to Ross.
37098, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,Oh! Yeah! 
37099, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey,But it really…
37100, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Monica,I can’t believe you bought this.
37101, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I know, why not?"
37102, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,"What, are you crazy? You haven’t beaten me once since my injury plagued ’97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money."
37103, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life.
37104, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel," Oh, damn you Geller!"
37105, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Kinda hurtin’ my hand though.
37106, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Chandler,"We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked."
37107, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica."
37108, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"No honey, it's okay! Listen, I'll got to Ross's and get the blender, you get all the margarita stuff ready."
37109, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Damnit. Alright call me when you know more.
37110, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross, I Know!
37111, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe, I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?
37112, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross, So we should probably get going soon.
37113, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,"Uh, no, she’s at dance class."
37114, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Oh my God!
37115, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!"
37116, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,Hey!
37117, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
37118, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn’t true?!"
37119, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica,Yes!
37120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,You are so just doing this out of spite.
37121, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,Was he falsely accused of something? 
37122, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Monica,I used to love to play restaurant.
37123, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Joey,What?
37124, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You bet your ass I’m gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!!  All right! Anybody else got a problem? How ‘bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
37125, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Monica,Oh-my-god Rachel!  Rachel!
37126, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh no!
37127, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,"Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.  I’ll let myself out."
37128, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, there was this one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said-"
37129, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing."
37130, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,What are you kidding? It’s Batman’s tux!!
37131, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,"We are having a baby together, but we’re not involved.  Or, yes stranger, we’d like this delivered please."
37132, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,How can you be so confident?
37133, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, it’s okay. You don’t have to tip toe around me. I-I’ve been thinking about it and umm, y’know what? I’m okay about not having that new relationship feeling…"
37134, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. "
37135, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,"What? Guys, I'm not."
37136, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,Well that would help the pride thing.
37137, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, otherwise I’m not going."
37138, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,You wanna explain that?
37139, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,Yeah!
37140, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
37141, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Yeah I did!
37142, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate."
37143, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,Yep! Grab a plate.
37144, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,How ya doin’?
37145, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Ross,I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
37146, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,Hey.
37147, The Bings�,,9,Monica,Mhmm.
37148, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,No.
37149, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?"
37150, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,OK so isn't there a little part of you that wants to get up there?
37151, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Bus?
37152, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay,  this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!"
37153, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, so?"
37154, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,What?
37155, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me."
37156, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Hi.
37157, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Well, he’s very charming."
37158, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?"
37159, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,Yes!
37160, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,Ohhhh!
37161, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Big dog?
37162, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,"Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?"
37163, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?"
37164, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"Okay, good luck!"
37165, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,Oh my—Come here! Come here!  It’s okay. Everything’s gonna be okay.
37166, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,You can't just call Godfather. Don't you think her brother should be Godfather?
37167, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,"Oh, Joey! Sorry!"
37168, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m sorry. Is that annoying? And speaking about being selfish in bed, how’s Whitney?"
37169, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica," Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt."
37170, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey."
37171, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,"I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!"
37172, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Okay, so this time I won't quit!"
37173, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Yeah! 
37174, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,You want me to call her right now?
37175, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Stop it! You’re killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase Four!
37176, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ok professor or detective?
37177, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we weren’t gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together."
37178, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Chandler,"You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?"
37179, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,That’s a nice picture. Maybe you can still have that!
37180, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,"Well she should, it was taken ten years ago!"
37181, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?"
37182, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,
37183, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"No, it’s Ross. It’s Ross. You like Ross.  Oh daddy, I hope you’re okay with all of this. I mean think about it, this is a good thing. You’re gonna—This is your first grandchild! You’re gonna be a poppy!"
37184, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,That was me.
37185, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Oh, uh, Phoebe just started a..."
37186, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Oh, I just…I feel terrible."
37187, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,Now are drawers will smell nice and we didn’t waste these pantyhose.
37188, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No-no-no! Look, I’ve been thinking about it. I’m an actor right? So I won’t get nervous talking in front of people."
37189, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,I get to hire my own assistant!
37190, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza."
37191, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"It’s not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!"
37192, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,"Well I’m not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head I’m thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat."
37193, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty."
37194, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"She’s doing it Look, she’s breast-feeding look!"
37195, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,This is the New York Times.
37196, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"Chandler, relax it’s not a contest.  Certainly not a close one."
37197, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,Who's this from?
37198, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah! You like ‘em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!"
37199, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel," Pheebs, I wanna ask you something."
37200, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Oh yeah!
37201, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,"Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone."
37202, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"All right, ready?"
37203, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Yeah, what-what's going on?"
37204, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Monica,
37205, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,"Well I don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want.  With your permission."
37206, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!
37207, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does."
37208, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,"I’m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I—look, I just want you guys to be safe.  Ahhh, huh? Unagi."
37209, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Oh just say it Kyle!
37210, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?!
37211, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, my mom called, they’re gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we’re looking for a good picture of us."
37212, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and…"
37213, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, well y’know what, don’t worry you guys, ‘cause I’m-I’m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right."
37214, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Aww, thank you."
37215, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here."
37216, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,I would really love it if could do both.
37217, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Oh come on, they can be in the same room."
37218, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,Hi.
37219, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily."
37220, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,She’s just doing her job!
37221, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,You told me you hate massages!
37222, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Oh, I don’t know."
37223, Joey is back at Hayleys apartment,,9,Joey,do you have any cake?
37224, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,You talked to her?
37225, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,Hardy Boy.
37226, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Ummm, I think it’s time to see the ring again. "
37227, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!"
37228, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Yeah, yeah. Y'know, now that you kicked the sign, hey! I don't miss Marcel any more!"
37229, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"When I was you! Y'know what, it’s all Joey’s fault, ‘cause he left his nose open!"
37230, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut?
37231, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,But...
37232, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Hey.
37233, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
37234, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,What’s up?
37235, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,Thank you!
37236, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Hm-hmm. 
37237, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Like-like what?
37238, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Mmm.  Oh, no-"
37239, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,There are no tickets on the nightstand!
37240, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
37241, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ohh, that’s a good one."
37242, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you don’t know.  Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder’s raise?"
37243, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"Joey, this is for you.  It's blackberry curin."
37244, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Are you sure?
37245, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,What’s going on?
37246, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,"Hey! You’re here! Great! Great! Great! Let’s get going buddy, we’ve got a scene to shoot!"
37247, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,You didn’t find her?
37248, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,No.
37249, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,None.
37250, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Oh come on, they can be in the same room."
37251, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,What did I just say?
37252, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,Who's that dirty old lady?
37253, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Oh I see, so this suit is making a point."
37254, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?"
37255, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so…nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman."
37256, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,See ya tomorrow!
37257, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,You have to go to London!
37258, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"No, back to happy. Back to happy!"
37259, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I have no idea!
37260, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,What?
37261, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,"Well, I didn't think I should just drop by..."
37262, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Just get out! Now!!
37263, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,Jumping on the bed?
37264, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,That's the surprise!
37265, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"Hmm, y’know there’s another word for people like that. Losers!"
37266, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?"
37267, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,We're good.
37268, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Well, you know, no suds, no save."
37269, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,
37270, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Hey!
37271, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,You're wearing the same shirt.
37272, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, you go out with him. "
37273, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,Oh really? What was your first?
37274, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,"Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny.  Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it."
37275, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,What is this?!
37276, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler, Hungry monkey.
37277, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"So, you're ready to do this?"
37278, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Joey,OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
37279, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,What are you doing?! Get in the front!
37280, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Yeah! You-you got the job! You’re my new assistant!
37281, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,This is not going to work.
37282, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right."
37283, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?"
37284, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey, Hey.
37285, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Ross,"Oh, I’m just over here with Ben. I thought we’d say hi."
37286, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,My God!
37287, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler," Oh-oi-ho, yeah!"
37288, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe.
37289, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,And you never knew she was a lesbian...
37290, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Joey,"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!"
37291, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,"Nah, not my game."
37292, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! "
37293, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Much as you are.
37294, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,I’m sorry.
37295, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,What was her name?
37296, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,You-you-you don’t wanna give into the fear.
37297, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross," All right-all right, fine! I-I’m gonna call the cops!"
37298, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe," Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am."
37299, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica."
37300, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,I am not gonna show you this!
37301, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Love you too... Alright, I'm going to bed."
37302, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Ok. I mean I know I did the right thing. You know, Mike never wants to get married and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future... but... pretty soon I'm gonna miss him so much. I'm gonna wanna see him again and you have to stop me from doing that."
37303, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Well, when we first met, you know, I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious ..."
37304, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Hi! Wow! You look, you look…big."
37305, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah?  never go out of style—what did you throw away?
37306, Central Perk," Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd,",1,Phoebe,"Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go.  OK, thank you very much."
37307, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,What are you doing here?
37308, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What?
37309, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Check this out? Huh?  Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?
37310, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Chandler,
37311, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I'm not lying to you, I watched it!"
37312, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,The park huh? A public place.
37313, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Huh.
37314, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Okay!
37315, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey," Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside."
37316, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,How was your conference?
37317, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,"Yeah, try sticking it in the freezer for 20 minutes.  I’m tellin’ ya!"
37318, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"All right, uh, we’ve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you can’t treat them that way."
37319, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,I’m not quite sure.
37320, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey," So stupid, ordering cheesecake, trying to "
37321, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,What are you talking about?
37322, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"We did have fun, didn't we?"
37323, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, count to three. 1. 2. 3!"
37324, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Okay.
37325, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Where have you been?! I tried to call you! I want to talk to you! I still feel so bad!
37326, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello?  The same thing happened again!"
37327, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Joey,Hey.
37328, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Monica,"Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year’s... but obviously someone forgot."
37329, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?"
37330, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey, hey Rach!"
37331, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"I know, that’s why I said again!"
37332, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey," A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That’s the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?"
37333, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one."
37334, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Uh-huh, I see that."
37335, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"Yeah honey, I’m standing right there! Why didn’t you just tell him about the mole I haven’t got checked yet."
37336, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,YEAH...! How great is this...? 
37337, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler, Hi! Nice to meet you!
37338, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,"Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?  Why? What did I say?"
37339, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,We'll talk later.
37340, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street."
37341, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff."
37342, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Rachel,"Oh, are you sure you're ok?"
37343, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,They have racquets don't they?!
37344, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Ross,"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen."
37345, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,Crazy.
37346, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,"Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?"
37347, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"No kiddin', hmm."
37348, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Ehh.
37349, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,Come here! 
37350, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys."
37351, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Well it’s mine too! What else you got?!
37352, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
37353, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Rachel,
37354, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica," I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?"
37355, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler,"No, we’re just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. "
37356, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Why are you lying to him?
37357, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, That'd be good...
37358, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica," All right, I’ll do it just this once! But you can’t tell anybody!"
37359, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler, You should suggest something like these to Ralph Lauren.
37360, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is ""spermtastic""!"
37361, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
37362, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, Why should I help you?!
37363, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out."
37364, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,Let go!
37365, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it you’ve had one of these Braxton thingies?"
37366, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,What?! Well he never said that to me!
37367, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth."
37368, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Hi! I’m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
37369, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,Oh no. [The patented version.]
37370, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?"
37371, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Yes, you do. When we left, you said, ""got the keys."""
37372, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,Thanks.
37373, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Yes, and I was saying the actual words."
37374, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, bye-bye!"
37375, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Yeah.
37376, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,"No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman’s tux!"
37377, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical!  ""Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."""
37378, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh no, you’ll have to come."
37379, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,
37380, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,I’m-I’m sure that’s not true.
37381, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"No, actually, we're buying the house next door. "
37382, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I want to look too! . Yikes!"
37383, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Have you seen him throw a ball?
37384, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,It’s your birthday!
37385, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
37386, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,No-no-don’t! Don’t leave me here with these people.
37387, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.
37388, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Chandler,"Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a..."
37389, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,"It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right?"
37390, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*I will give you a call."
37391, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Rachel, Hi!
37392, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,What-what?! You’re gonna leave this person with me?!
37393, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler, Oh my God!
37394, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,"Hey, want a beer?  WHOA!!!!"
37395, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food."
37396, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I don’t get it. Aren’t you the one that decided that you didn’t want to be with Ross?"
37397, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party."
37398, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid."
37399, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! "
37400, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Chandler,Fine! Maybe I will too!
37401, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs."
37402, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,What are you guys doing together?
37403, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"So, system kinda broke down huh?!"
37404, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci,",1,Rachel,Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
37405, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Is-is he ok?
37406, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,That's great!
37407, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Joey,Yeah. What are we getting?
37408, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,You’re back.
37409, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,"Oh hey. I’d shake your hand but uh; I’m really into the game. Plus, I think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other."
37410, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,mmm That's enough about you!
37411, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,What?! Why?!
37412, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Ross," Answer faster, answer faster!"
37413, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,"Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!"
37414, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"Aw, it's soo unfair. "
37415, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,"So, what are you gonna do?"
37416, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Ohhh, Chandler, sorry! Hey, Janice."
37417, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,"Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I’m looking for him?"
37418, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,Good bye!
37419, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,How do you know about that story?!
37420, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Sit down. 
37421, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Chandler, aren't you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?"
37422, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?"
37423, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross, Monica!
37424, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Were you're parents happy, or something?"
37425, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,That only took me an hour.
37426, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,So shake it! 
37427, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross, Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
37428, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,Hey-hey!
37429, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Sweetie that’s it.
37430, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Chandler, aren’t you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?"
37431, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,"And that’s Phoebe , and that’s Joey."
37432, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,How many kids were we gonna have?
37433, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Do you see this? 
37434, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"No, she left a message.  something wrong with your machine."
37435, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,"Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?"
37436, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?"
37437, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe, Ahhh! Mystical!
37438, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, are you guys okay?"
37439, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard."
37440, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,Oh! What are we gonna do?
37441, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Sure.
37442, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
37443, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Yeah you’re right, we can’t—we shouldn’t watch this."
37444, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan."
37445, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, I know the type."
37446, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"Y’know, okay. You’re right. It is huge. So why don’t we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?"
37447, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
37448, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?"
37449, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
37450, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Uh, Ross."
37451, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?"
37452, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,"Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true."
37453, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,Okay!
37454, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
37455, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Hey.
37456, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss."
37457, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Huh?
37458, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross," Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway."
37459, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,Hey!
37460, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table she’s gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
37461, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,"Oh, that is amazing!"
37462, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey, Hey.
37463, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,"59 seconds.  Quartz, ha."
37464, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross, Are you sure?
37465, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Let me talk to him!
37466, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey, My agent has just gotten me a job...in the new Al Pacino movie!
37467, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
37468, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler, And is this in case the house sneezes?
37469, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,"Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion."
37470, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up."
37471, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Joey,"Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!"
37472, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Chandler,Where’s Mary-Angela?
37473, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Yeah.
37474, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, you fogged Danny."
37475, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Hey!
37476, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Chandler!
37477, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut.
37478, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,The Silly Putty! It’s not so silly anymore!
37479, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Ah, Rachel I guess."
37480, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe, Ahhh! Mystical!
37481, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,Hi! Wish me luck!
37482, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Yep! Looks like it’s gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
37483, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"It was, it was her voice."
37484, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,Your ex-boyfriend?
37485, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,I can’t!
37486, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler, Hey!
37487, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,You did it! You got ordained?!
37488, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?"
37489, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn’t go well but it really did go well?"
37490, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!"
37491, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, no thank you. "
37492, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Wait! Whoa-whoa, you…you gave her the ring?"
37493, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother."
37494, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,"Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?"
37495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,I would really love it if could do both.
37496, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"No, I’m not gonna pick them up."
37497, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica, I don’t know.
37498, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were."
37499, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?"
37500, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening."
37501, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo..."
37502, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,Do you know what’s a bad idea?
37503, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler,I think it’s the dying cat parade.
37504, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Ross,
37505, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Monica,"So, what's your name?"
37506, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,"I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron."
37507, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler, So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
37508, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,What?!
37509, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Monica,Oh.
37510, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Monica,"Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy."
37511, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Phoebe,Good.
37512, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah! Okay, here you go. "
37513, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"It’s so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!"
37514, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"I know.  Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?"
37515, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff.  That is, one big drink!"
37516, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,
37517, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I'm kinda on a clock here."
37518, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,"Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys."
37519, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Who sold a story to Archie Comics?!
37520, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Hell yeah! I’ll marry you! 
37521, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!
37522, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, my new Mom, who-who’s a big, fat abandoner! "
37523, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green."
37524, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross, Everything okay in there?
37525, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"Yeah! Oh he’s great, I love him. "
37526, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in."
37527, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe, YAY!
37528, The Bings�,,9,Monica,Mhmm.
37529, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?"
37530, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Who do you think its from?
37531, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow."
37532, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,Did that!
37533, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,"So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!"
37534, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well."
37535, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel, Oh good you’re still here!
37536, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?"
37537, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I got that."
37538, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.
37539, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Of course I can! It’s just good sense to backup your backup! Look, I’ve already lost Chandler!"
37540, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Oh, ok, thank you.  Do you see what all the guys see in her?"
37541, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,... Phoebe...?
37542, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And y’know who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks."
37543, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey," What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?"
37544, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings."
37545, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,"Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?"
37546, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel," Ross, please, I found the magazines!"
37547, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"And it’s not fake, it’s totally brutal."
37548, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll sit with me."
37549, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Ross," Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented."
37550, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Ok, Michelle, it�s time to go."
37551, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Joey,"I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal."
37552, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Ross,"Uh, double latte, extra foam."
37553, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what? I was wrong."
37554, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,I promise.
37555, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,…also I was the point person on my company’s transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.
37556, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel,"Oh no, not in my room! I'll get him."
37557, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,"Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames."
37558, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,I am dressed.
37559, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"I knew it. So, is she someone from work?"
37560, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Oh my god!!
37561, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"That’s sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption Lady."
37562, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,I've lost the will to live.
37563, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
37564, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. "
37565, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ve been there my friend."
37566, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Okay. 
37567, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?"
37568, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Chandler,"Of course, I didn’t get to enjoy any of that, because Joanna’s such a big, dull dud!"
37569, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,What?
37570, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
37571, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey," Ah, are you okay?"
37572, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"It’s a good thing I didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding.  Okay, good night"
37573, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"So now, what exactly is the point of the box?"
37574, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Really? It doesn’t seem desperate?
37575, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,I'm talking about me having a baby.
37576, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,I was just going to say that I left my keys.
37577, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Are you okay?
37578, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,I’m also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
37579, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas!  And you know what that means buddy!"
37580, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Yeah, in a poem maybe."
37581, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey, G-sharp.
37582, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her."
37583, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"I messed up. Okay? I’m sorry, I really messed up."
37584, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, I’m never gonna get massaged again!"
37585, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Can you ever feel your ears?
37586, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.
37587, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,I hope you’re going somewhere with this.
37588, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Okay... Hey listen, just before you go I-I again, I just wanna say ""thank you"" for coming with me."
37589, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel," Hey Ross? Umm, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway and-and uh, you must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought."
37590, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!
37591, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Hey.
37592, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,A little bit.
37593, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,"That’s, that’s, that’s a big candy bar.  I had the most amazing time with you."
37594, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!"
37595, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica," Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!"
37596, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hi!
37597, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,What?
37598, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,You should have thought of that before you got in!
37599, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,"Look Ross, if you’re so freaked out, just get in the car!"
37600, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Yeah. You, uh, you want some?"
37601, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Umm, Delilah."
37602, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean it’s like every guy I see—I mean look here.  Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that’s not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I’m feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack."
37603, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you don’t know.  Helen, could you make sure we put through the paperwork on Miss Bookbinder’s raise?"
37604, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,"Break my heart—Oh, all right."
37605, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Ross,About four hours.
37606, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,Hi.. how was the game?
37607, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,So let’s decide on the spending limit…
37608, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
37609, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe," Oh, I’m sorry. I’m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?"
37610, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Chandler,I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. 
37611, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Chandler,What are you guys doing out here?
37612, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,So did that do anything for ya?
37613, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, is Chandler here?"
37614, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,"Okay Rachel, I can’t wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! We’ll have so much fun!!"
37615, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,"But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?"
37616, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica, Hey guys!
37617, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Chandler,What does she do?
37618, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,"Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... "
37619, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,"And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. "
37620, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
37621, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"How was I supposed to know we’d end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?"
37622, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
37623, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Chandler,Hey.
37624, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!"
37625, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe, I can’t! My circuits are fried! They’re fried I tell you!!
37626, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,
37627, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,Hello.
37628, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete."
37629, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm."
37630, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"Oh, okay! "
37631, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,"Ohh, he left his cell phone."
37632, Central Perk,,10,Joey,ALL FOOD!
37633, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
37634, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you."
37635, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom."
37636, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,Yes.
37637, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,No-no-no! We need something old!
37638, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, your in pain, would you just go to the dentist, just go."
37639, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,"Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now."
37640, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !"
37641, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Ohh, she's-she's not really my type."
37642, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,What are you guys doing up?
37643, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,Put your hands together.
37644, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,...Flame Boy.
37645, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag and her are arriving,",7,Rachel,"Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I’m talking about! You have to be organized! You’ve got newspapers! You’ve got magazines! You got—Ohh!  And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever."
37646, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Rachel, Yes! Did you see that?
37647, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
37648, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,Everybody knows!
37649, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Oh you did?  He did it! He did it!
37650, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Can you not look at me when I say this?  I thought that if I could get you here, I could seduce you."
37651, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,"Oh yeah, I added three."
37652, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"I’m only going to pretend I’m moving to Yemen, it’s the only way I can get rid off her."
37653, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Phoebe,well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.
37654, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!"
37655, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Now wait a minute. You just took all the words!
37656, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,Hey.
37657, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go."
37658, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,It's true.
37659, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, Nothing. It's fine.
37660, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way."
37661, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark."
37662, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!"
37663, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,
37664, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Monica,All you had to do was buy the card!
37665, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Monica,"Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really.  Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet."
37666, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,"You didn’t bring me here to do that, did you?"
37667, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,
37668, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross," Happy New Year, Pheebs!"
37669, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Je te flouppe Fli.
37670, Joey's apartment," Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter, Joey is holding mr, Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus,",9,Joey,It's like the cheapest college ever.
37671, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler, Hmm mmmhm..
37672, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,What—Why?!
37673, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,A teacher?
37674, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Bodington's!
37675, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,This is fashion?!  'Cause I do.
37676, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
37677, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,"No, that was Dana Caplin."
37678, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself."
37679, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue."
37680, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,You know what? I-I think I’ll wait out here.
37681, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Sweetie, now I pick you."
37682, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Rachel,Yes.
37683, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Okay. And uh, are you married."
37684, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross," Y’know, he hums when he pees!"
37685, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!"
37686, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Huh.
37687, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Yes.  Yes!
37688, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross," So umm, where are the other guys?"
37689, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,You’re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! 
37690, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Yeah, that’s one naked hooker!"
37691, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!"
37692, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"So, what have you guys been doing?"
37693, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!
37694, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Ross,Come on!
37695, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
37696, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"All right, let’s get me back up there! "
37697, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Chandler," Hello, Chandler Bing."
37698, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!"
37699, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,I am not a pushover!
37700, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
37701, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What is all this pressure?! Is this some new kind of strategy? Why don’t you put down your copy of ‘The Rules’ huh mantrap?!
37702, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"Oh, god. "
37703, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey, Is it back in the cage?
37704, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Ah, yes, The Plan! "
37705, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,Well you obviously didn’t see Chucky 3.
37706, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Ross,"Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I don’t care,  because you got the apartment. Yes!"
37707, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,Get your hands out of there! No!
37708, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,"Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey."
37709, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"I know. Days of Our Lives, thank you very much."
37710, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Are you sure?
37711, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Queen Victoria.
37712, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Give her a key to your apartment.
37713, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,Yes.
37714, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Okay! 
37715, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real?  Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again."
37716, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Monica,Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale.
37717, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,"But hey, Ross, this place is available now!"
37718, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,I don't even know what that's for.
37719, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Hi.
37720, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,
37721, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Well do you love him?
37722, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,"Oh-oh, what about Ross?"
37723, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, y’know what you should get ‘em? One of those little uh, portable CD players."
37724, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!!  I love you, Monica."
37725, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,"No, no, with him.  I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me."
37726, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Make love? What are you a girl?
37727, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what is it?"
37728, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross, You should get some sleep.
37729, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Absolutely!
37730, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel," Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!"
37731, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with her guitar,",4,Phoebe,"Gunther, kiss me."
37732, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Hey.
37733, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
37734, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
37735, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,Who are you talking too?
37736, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,
37737, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"It’s a funny story, actually.  I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying."
37738, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Please, you're going down!"
37739, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,What?! You totally get embarrassed!
37740, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated."
37741, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?"
37742, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,A pharmacist. 
37743, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!"
37744, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,Pheebs!
37745, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross," Blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blaaaaaah...."
37746, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins…now! What is Joey’s favorite food?
37747, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Y’know what? I’m good! I’m good!
37748, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Fauna.
37749, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Janice?!
37750, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,You're gonna do it?
37751, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,You’re fired.
37752, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross," Oh please, can’t I come to your special, magical cabin?"
37753, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
37754, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,Why?
37755, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,Right! Never! Never! I swear! 
37756, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey, Chandler? A word.
37757, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"It's just a little bit more, honey."
37758, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poc-o-nos "
37759, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
37760, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?"
37761, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Je m'appelle Claude.
37762, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy . And that one—Dude! They’re all huge!
37763, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids."
37764, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,I don’t know Rach.
37765, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,No you don’t know why!
37766, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,You have no idea how much this hurts.  Keep going! Keep going!
37767, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler," Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?"
37768, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,Oh my God!
37769, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,"Oh right, maybe I’ll just go home."
37770, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,Well since I’m movin’ out and-and you’re so beautiful…
37771, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parker’s a nice guy and I’d like to get to know him."
37772, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,So did you guys make it in time?
37773, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,So I guess this is it.
37774, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross, We’re not gonna do that.
37775, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,That little naked guy would be me.
37776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel, Sak's... Fifth... Avenue.
37777, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Then he comes over!  ""I’m so worried about you."" Uck! Be a man!"
37778, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah! It’s weird. But the thing is need to find a date.
37779, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Rachel, 
37780, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Well down at the adult video place down on Bleaker.
37781, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey, You blow me away.
37782, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Yay!!
37783, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Monica,"Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?"
37784, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,"No, I’m just deciding which one to use—I’m gonna start writing another book!"
37785, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Ross,"Okay, Pheebs Right hand blue. "
37786, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Hi. Sorry, things aren’t working out so well."
37787, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, ""island's stuff""."
37788, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Well, what was it?"
37789, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry I spoiled you’re evening."
37790, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey,It's creamier.
37791, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer let’s see what you got. All right ya, put ‘em up. Come on. "
37792, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Phoebe,Based on this play? ...Based on this play!
37793, The Bings�,,9,Monica,So what? Don�t you have any will power?
37794, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler, Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!
37795, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Phoebe,Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
37796, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.
37797, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Dude, I screwed up, you don’t have to turn me in!"
37798, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God! You did that yourself?
37799, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,"Dude, you didn’t say Die Hard. Is everything okay?"
37800, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"I know! Yeah, but, look I can handle it. All right? Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? And Ross gave me this great book ."
37801, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Saucy!
37802, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,‘Okay. 
37803, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Y’know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?"
37804, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,How about you guys? 
37805, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots don’t really go with it."
37806, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Honestly? Me too.
37807, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,"Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television? We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again."
37808, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel, Yeah.
37809, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,What are you ever gonna use that for?!
37810, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Joey,"The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!"
37811, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,Yes.
37812, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"I know, that,  that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid."
37813, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,Oh you’re my biggest fan? I’ve always wanted to meet you! Hi! 
37814, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight."
37815, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here."
37816, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,"That's good enough. Right?  Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!"
37817, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,Ok. That's fine. 
37818, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why  you’re burning in hell!!
37819, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Okay, don’t say anything, you might scare it away."
37820, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this. "
37821, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Okay. Well there’s one down.
37822, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I'd like that."
37823, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!"
37824, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica,Not really.
37825, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"No, I want you to have it. I don't want it."
37826, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,Sorry.
37827, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,Unless!
37828, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Why don’t you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn’t have to apologize.
37829, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,What's going on?
37830, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I can not believe you didn’t tell me!"
37831, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!"
37832, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Rachel," Yeah, you’re on your own."
37833, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Are you sure?
37834, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Yeah. She’s putting her down now, that’s her. "
37835, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,"You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..."
37836, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica,Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
37837, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,I know.
37838, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Uh Will umm, I just want to say that I’m real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school…"
37839, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Chandler,
37840, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that."
37841, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Ross,"Yes, I did, I did!  I should have written it down!"
37842, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,"Oh, and Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond."
37843, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,Yes that’s right.
37844, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,She did WHAT?
37845, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
37846, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,"Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing."
37847, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,It’s Joshua.
37848, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Monica,"Oh, dear god!"
37849, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Chandler,
37850, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Hey. What, what are you doing here?"
37851, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Let-let me make sure I'm hearing this right, you're ending this with me because I'm too whiney?  So you're saying, I've become so whiney that I annoy you, Janice."
37852, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel,"Thanks, Mon."
37853, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?"
37854, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,And you don’t think taking care of our chick is work?
37855, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,"Okay! Okay! But if she doesn’t call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y’know just to she what’s going on, and, and she says she’ll call me back, but then she doesn’t. Then it’s over."
37856, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Oh sure, right back there. "
37857, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Joey,Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
37858, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"All right, I will help you out but you have to promise me you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you."
37859, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but that’s okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people,  so I’m allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, it’s flattery."
37860, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,"No, no, they will. I just... uh..."
37861, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"And well, we probably shouldn’t see each other anymore. I’m sorry."
37862, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, ""Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"""
37863, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Joey,It’s the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
37864, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Rachel,Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?
37865, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Joey,
37866, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow."
37867, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Why?! What happened?!
37868, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"All right, we’ll start with…apples."
37869, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,What? I don’t get it.
37870, The ride along,,5,Joey,"Come on man!  Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?"
37871, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"O is for ""oh, wow!"" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own."
37872, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,Ha!
37873, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,
37874, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t worry. You’re ready."
37875, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, it didn’t work out."
37876, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Chandler,A place where no one will ever get out alive?
37877, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,"So, why wait 'til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?"
37878, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,I'm out of here 
37879, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,He forgot to leave his grip size!
37880, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier."
37881, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,There's something new in the bowl.
37882, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Nope.
37883, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
37884, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat."
37885, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,To London! Come to London. Please? It’ll mean so much to me.
37886, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Good that’s a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Y’know? Does Rachel move the phone pen?"
37887, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Rachel,"Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she’s even had time to…"
37888, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Ross,"Take thee, Rachel... Emily."
37889, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Hey! What’s up?
37890, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,You’re gonna have to pee on it.
37891, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,"Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's!  What? Thought we were trying to find stuff."
37892, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Okay! All right! Yeah! ‘Cause I just can’t picture it.
37893, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe, Oh. Hey!
37894, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Flashdance.
37895, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"I’m sick of the signs! It’s too fast, I’m happy the way things are!"
37896, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey, Really?
37897, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Rachel,"Hello, Chip."
37898, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,Done.
37899, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Rachel, the cute doctors are here."
37900, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Uh huh.
37901, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, you like that baby?  May we help you?"
37902, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
37903, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross, Gunther?!
37904, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,Don't go.
37905, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"That’s your move? Boy Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot."
37906, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"See Chandler? I’m getting a lot of use out of them already! They’re very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants…"
37907, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?"
37908, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe, Saved your ass.
37909, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy."
37910, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. 
37911, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Okay!
37912, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, it’s down to me and two other guys."
37913, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,"I figured I’d buy those. Pat, I’d like to buy a vow. "
37914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad."
37915, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"No, everything’s fine. I just gotta go back…"
37916, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
37917, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
37918, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?"
37919, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'"
37920, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Chandler what do you say?
37921, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, see, Jack did love the cow."
37922, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,Did you stop Rachel?
37923, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner."
37924, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Chandler,"Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?"
37925, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
37926, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?"
37927, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Joey,"Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don’t you wanna stay here and talk about it?"
37928, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"No, what's he like?"
37929, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, otherwise I’m not going."
37930, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and "
37931, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
37932, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"""So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"""
37933, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Chandler,That's not funny.
37934, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Phoebe,"I’m, I’m freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have! All right, I haven’t lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?"
37935, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Okay.
37936, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica, Oh my God!
37937, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"No.  And then I called him, and he wasn’t there."
37938, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?"
37939, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica," Ohh! Fish, seaweed, a sunken ship."
37940, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Um-hmm.  There we go. There it is.
37941, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I got my speech!"
37942, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Chandler," Seriously, answer faster!"
37943, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,No.
37944, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey, hey Rach!"
37945, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?
37946, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,I’ve never lived like this before.
37947, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Do you know why?
37948, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
37949, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Hey uh, what’s a matter?"
37950, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,Nothing.
37951, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Great! Okay then it’s just us girls!
37952, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler,"Okay, hating this."
37953, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,
37954, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Chandler,Do either of you have the keys?
37955, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party."
37956, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didn’t I wouldn’t have a shot?"
37957, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Hey!
37958, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,your ass?!?!?
37959, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,Can I see you in my office for a minute?
37960, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
37961, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Phoebe,"Well then,  what about you?! Huh?!"
37962, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler, Turns out he is kinda funny.
37963, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"Huh, I might be losing interest in this."
37964, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
37965, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,This is the worst Christmas ever.
37966, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?"
37967, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
37968, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Rachel,‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
37969, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,So-so what did the doctor say?
37970, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I'm telling ya...  I can do it.
37971, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey Pheebs!
37972, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Monica,"Whatever you decide, whatever you do."
37973, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Phoebe,I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
37974, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler," So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?"
37975, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Phoebe, I’m pretty.
37976, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,
37977, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Joey,"It’ll kill him. I mean it’ll, it’ll just kill him."
37978, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!"
37979, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica, My God! Is this a gym card?
37980, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,"That’s right, $2,000."
37981, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,Right.
37982, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,Yeah! Roses or Lilies? 
37983, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross, Hey everyone!
37984, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe," Hey, is Chandler here?"
37985, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,It’s your suitcase. We’re going to Las Vegas.
37986, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?"
37987, Casting Director #3’s office," Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Yes!
37988, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,Hey.
37989, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Howard?
37990, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, no, no, but..."
37991, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Rachel,"Okay, well then bring her in."
37992, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,"Y’know, I’m beginning to see what Jake was talking about."
37993, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross," Nono, that would be me again."
37994, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
37995, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you."
37996, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Great! Hey! All right! Well-well what is it?!
37997, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Well y'know a lot of those Muppets don't have thumbs.
37998, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Something to remember me by!
37999, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah!"
38000, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,That would be impossible to resist if you weren’t all drippy here. 
38001, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Well, maybe you don’t marry this one."
38002, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,Dude! What is going on?!
38003, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross," I’m an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I’d be out and she’d, she’d see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be Ross y'know look at her, and I’d think, God, my wife is cool!"
38004, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation they"
38005, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Oooh, I like that, ""daddy"" "
38006, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?"
38007, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along."
38008, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"All right, that’s it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself."
38009, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I'm jealous. ""Oh Gavin, please, please look at my ass"".  Stop looking at my ass! I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate, ok? This is a work environment, she's your subordinate."
38010, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,"So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don’t really believe that do you?"
38011, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! "
38012, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,It’s not like we-we know each other or anything. Or that have anything in common.
38013, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!"
38014, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Phoebe,
38015, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing her holiday song,",4,Phoebe," ""Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap."
38016, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What?!
38017, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I can uh, check that for ya."
38018, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,Who the hell was that?!
38019, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,"Uh,  wow, 700."
38020, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Chandler,"Oh, all right."
38021, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Joey we know you steal our food.
38022, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,What? Of course you can! Hop on!
38023, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Y’know, I don’t really know her."
38024, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler," Hey, what was that all about?"
38025, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymore"
38026, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?"
38027, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,A-ha! And... what is bluffing? Is it not another word for... lying?
38028, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,"Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?"
38029, Estelle's  Office," Joey is there,",5,Joey,She’s a woman!
38030, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?"
38031, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"I’m sorry, okay? It just—tonight was supposed to be y’know, it was supposed to be a big deal."
38032, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross, Oh God!
38033, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Hi!
38034, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,"Myself. Y’know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check!  My mom does it, I never realized it was weird."
38035, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Mhm, helpful brother - creepy loner at teen movie."
38036, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little."
38037, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ooh, fun! Okay... um, Liam Neeson."
38038, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel," Joey, where are those bags?"
38039, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,Exactly.
38040, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Awww, just like his daddy."
38041, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Okay to come in?
38042, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made."
38043, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,What?
38044, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Well…
38045, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay, see? I get the phone."
38046, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe," Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!"
38047, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,What?!
38048, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,"Well, what did you say to her?"
38049, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Right!
38050, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that."
38051, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe, Oh yeah.
38052, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!"
38053, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, well, it doesn’t have a name—oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn’t have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?"
38054, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,"Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean y’know you can’t date him right?"
38055, Joey's apartment, ,6,Rachel,
38056, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Come on man, you drove all the way up here."
38057, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  OK... give me the Gummi-bears.",1,Monica,
38058, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey, Y’know what I mean! She’s this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.
38059, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler," Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that."
38060, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, WHAT?
38061, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica, You realize what you are don’t you?
38062, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
38063, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross," So, um... where did Paolo come from?"
38064, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Really?!
38065, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,"I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket."
38066, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party."
38067, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? "
38068, Pediatrician's office,,9,Rachel,"Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma."
38069, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Ross,Well did you try calling her?
38070, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"I don’t understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I don’t have a boyfriend?"
38071, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Was she happy you gave her the job?
38072, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,I hate men!  I hate men!
38073, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there  and pretend you’re a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
38074, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"God, that would be weird it that situation presented itself tonight, huh?"
38075, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"And, I love you!! "
38076, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,Ooh. What is the name of Chandler’s father’s Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
38077, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh my God! Someone’s killed Square Man!
38078, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,You can live with me.
38079, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Joey,No! Year! Happy No Year!
38080, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe,"Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets! "
38081, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
38082, A Restaurant," Monica is breaking the news to Alan,",1,Monica,Relieved?
38083, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think we are."
38084, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry Joey.
38085, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Yeah! I don't want you on the trip!
38086, Monica’s bedroom," Chandler is playing with the bed,",3,Chandler,"Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom!  All right, I’ll leave. My bed’s so boring."
38087, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,Life-sized Imperial Storm Troopers from Sharper Image?
38088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
38089, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Phoebe,"Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, Okay?  That’s just what she wants."
38090, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Oh, right."
38091, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,Hey!
38092, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that."
38093, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey,Hey! Terry.
38094, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?"
38095, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!"
38096, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,Happy wedding day!
38097, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Yeah.",8,Ross,
38098, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, I'm off to talk to my unborn child."
38099, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Uh-huh.
38100, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"Hey! Uh, Phoebe’s not here is she?"
38101, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,I can’t believe you’re not going to propose!
38102, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Hey. I need to tell you something.
38103, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that is so..."
38104, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,So this is what a stroke feels like.
38105, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel, Oh my God.
38106, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica," Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…"
38107, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,What?
38108, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Chandler,"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to anymore of us are ya?"
38109, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Good morning.
38110, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,What?!
38111, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because �"
38112, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,David Lynn.
38113, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so... ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel."
38114, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,We can’t watch that! I mean that’s Phoebe!
38115, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,Why? Why today?
38116, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,You still love me?
38117, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, coffeehouse."
38118, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,"Coffee sounds great.  Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?"
38119, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay."
38120, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,"But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud."
38121, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyes—Do-do you want to make out?"
38122, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, it’s about relationships. Y’know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!"
38123, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself."
38124, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,You look great too.
38125, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel, Okay.
38126, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Sssshhhh!
38127, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, actually. So, you read a file that you liked and you gave the agency the serial number and they contacted us?"
38128, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,No way!
38129, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,I think you’re right.
38130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler, Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
38131, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,Oh!  Him.
38132, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier."
38133, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,"That’s right, $2,000."
38134, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,Hey Pheebs! 
38135, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Right, right, right, well, she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!"
38136, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,No-no-no-no!
38137, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,She’s actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
38138, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, how about you and the,  ""I’m sorry!"""
38139, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef."
38140, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,What’s fish hooking?
38141, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,No Phoebe I am mad!
38142, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,You're Jewish.
38143, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?"
38144, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Joey stop staring! There’s nothing there! It’s not true!
38145, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,I don’t know! 
38146, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Oh, I know, isn't she?"
38147, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben.  Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents."
38148, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do."
38149, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,I made fun of his accent.
38150, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"I don’t know.  Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate."
38151, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,What? Wh-hey!
38152, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Rachel,"Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!"
38153, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!"
38154, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,"Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late."
38155, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, It's stuck!!!
38156, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,God! If you’re gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
38157, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler, What if Joey were president?
38158, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,You’re on the phone!
38159, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross, Right.
38160, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like?"
38161, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,I guess it could.
38162, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,Doug!!
38163, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!
38164, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,"If marriage worked, I’d be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%."
38165, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
38166, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,"I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue."
38167, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,Where?!
38168, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,I know.
38169, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it."
38170, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Well maybe she wouldn’t have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
38171, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Monica,They’re all Chandler.
38172, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"Well y'know, what if she didn’t actually sleep with the guy?"
38173, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Oh, honey, I'm sorry."
38174, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore."
38175, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica, I don’t know.
38176, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Yeah do it now, call right now."
38177, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Ooh.
38178, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Hey.
38179, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh wait, no-no-no! Drag me down. Drag-drag me down."
38180, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?"
38181, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,"For 99 cents, I'd eat you.  Oh! Look! Hi!"
38182, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,"Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!"
38183, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica, Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
38184, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,"Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on."
38185, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"I don't even wanna hear it, you're just..."
38186, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I-I don't care."
38187, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross," Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again."
38188, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Yes you did.  You absolutely sold me...
38189, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"All right, the seven of us miss you."
38190, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross," Dude, we were good!"
38191, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Nope.
38192, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,You didn't like that?
38193, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!"
38194, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey, Rightie-O Ray!
38195, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, just hold on a second. I’m watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I don’t know what the big deal is. I’m man enough to play this sport."
38196, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"Uh, am I curious? I mean, I am as curious as... as... George!!"
38197, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,I thought that was just a rumour.
38198, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?"
38199, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father."
38200, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I can't, I gotta go."
38201, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler," Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants."
38202, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,"No, no don’t get mad because look—this is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, ""What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!"" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!"
38203, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?"
38204, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
38205, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Come on.  Oh! And, uh, by the way...."
38206, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,You what?
38207, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,Ish. I just don�t think I can bear it.
38208, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. "
38209, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. 
38210, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you, because she’s the one who’s leaving. It’s harder for her!"
38211, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!"
38212, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,"I love you, St. Valentine."
38213, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Rachel, there's nothing in it."
38214, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,Aww man! I can’t believe I locked myself out again! 
38215, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,"What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken?  See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?"
38216, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,They got a breakfast buffet.
38217, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"And-and-and-and-and-and, and we’re gonna be friends again!"
38218, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Umm… Wow, all right. "
38219, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?"
38220, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"Phoebe, where's your purse?"
38221, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"
38222, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
38223, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,Rachel?
38224, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,
38225, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Why?
38226, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Wait! But Ross if they don’t get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
38227, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
38228, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow..."
38229, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,How'd he take it?
38230, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"Well, tonight was—was going to be my first time."
38231, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross, Umm… Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
38232, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,"Y’know what, I don’t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend."
38233, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,That is amazing.
38234, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Well I can do whatever I want!  I made her!  Come on little girl, hi!"
38235, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Okay.
38236, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ew.
38237, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,Not unless different means the same.
38238, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, I have to ask you…"
38239, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!"
38240, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, I don’t know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time."
38241, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,So we both finished our vows.
38242, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she’s done."
38243, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,...If-you-say-so.
38244, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,"Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there  by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!"
38245, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?
38246, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,I know. 
38247, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica," Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?"
38248, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, why don't we lose the gloves."
38249, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe," Oh, hello liar."
38250, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up ."
38251, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college."
38252, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,I hope you’re going somewhere with this.
38253, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,What...? NO!
38254, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,"Well, it's not."
38255, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
38256, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Alex Trebek?
38257, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Hey uh, is it okay to come in?"
38258, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!"
38259, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, how do you know I have one of those?
38260, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So! Ross doesn’t really decorate his tree with floss, but you don’t hear him complaining do you? God! "
38261, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"No, we're late!"
38262, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler, No you know I don’t mind.
38263, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!"
38264, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?"
38265, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me."
38266, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff."
38267, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,"Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome."
38268, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"Yeah, so?"
38269, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler," And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law."
38270, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Monica,Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
38271, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,He didn’t say anything about that to me.
38272, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, all jokes aside? I didn’t agree to that!"
38273, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait."
38274, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Oh, no, I didn’t mean, uh…"
38275, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Yowzah!!!
38276, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Y’know I can’t even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I can’t believe how much I love her, I can’t get enough of her, like right now I miss her.  I actually miss her."
38277, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,"Hey, y’know what? This is your fault! You’re the one that didn’t move his-his appointment."
38278, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,I’m not gonna mess it up.
38279, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross, AND ON MY TURF?
38280, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether it’s a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
38281, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,Really? Are you sure?
38282, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
38283, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,We weren't doing anything!
38284, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way."
38285, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Joey,Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
38286, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,Really?
38287, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?"
38288, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise."
38289, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,"All right, don’t waste it, I mean its still food. "
38290, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,No! Seriously! What’s wrong with you?!
38291, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying."
38292, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!"
38293, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
38294, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,I know!  What?!
38295, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey, Yeah I knew what you were talkin’ about.
38296, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,"No, I’ve had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?"
38297, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,Really?!
38298, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler,"Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting."
38299, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,I just wanted to see how it's going.
38300, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, all right. But y’know I gotta say, I don’t, I don’t think six years counts as an era."
38301, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"I mean, You wouldn't want any part of me to get any bigger would you? Don't answer that."
38302, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
38303, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?  Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!"
38304, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here! Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-"
38305, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean..."
38306, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
38307, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,Bastard!
38308, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,That’s what you got me?
38309, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe," Yeah, I’m sure that happened."
38310, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the first floor?"
38311, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, you should. "
38312, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever…"
38313, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Seriously, it's moving!"
38314, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
38315, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,I can’t believe I ruined this.
38316, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
38317, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,I guess it could.
38318, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"Ohh, Please?! I’m a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!"
38319, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Umm?
38320, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?"
38321, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"No! Listen, I’m not gonna go through this with you again, okay. Just once I wanna beat when you can’t blame it on the broken nose, the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you were getting mono. Let’s just call this, tie score and it’s halftime."
38322, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Ugh!
38323, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,Joey.
38324, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Hey, Kate!"
38325, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,Wow! Really?!
38326, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,"Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?"
38327, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"What-what is it, what is it?"
38328, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Ross, you don't seem okay."
38329, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,What's the matter?
38330, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross, And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!
38331, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Who wants it? Anybody?
38332, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,You're gonna be an aunt.
38333, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?"
38334, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Phoebe,Great!
38335, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, now would you say that that’s more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?"
38336, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel,You. Like you haven’t done enough.
38337, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,I don’t think that we are.
38338, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,Okay. 
38339, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,That is correct.
38340, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Okay whatever.
38341, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,I just got off the phone with my sister.
38342, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Come on, please?! I’m boredddd! You let me do it once before."
38343, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
38344, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Okay.
38345, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,But she just came up here!
38346, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,"Relax, it’s not like we’re forking."
38347, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,What... for how long?
38348, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Chandler,
38349, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Rachel," Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if you didn't go after her."
38350, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,This ice cream tastes like crap by the way.
38351, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division."
38352, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Hi! 
38353, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this?"
38354, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica, That was a terrible throw!!
38355, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,"Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake  Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was."
38356, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross,Hey!
38357, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, how well you know me..."
38358, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel, All right. Who wants to go first?
38359, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross, Now come on!
38360, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!"
38361, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"I mean, you have a lovely home."
38362, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘Albino Bob’."
38363, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Joey,"I do. There’s uh, let’s see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids I’ve Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty."
38364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,"No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!"
38365, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"C'mere, Marcel. "
38366, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Okay, fine. "
38367, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Ooh, we could end up with nothing."
38368, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat."
38369, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,We have to find the rest of the platoon!
38370, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"My God, I can’t get a minute of peace around this place."
38371, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,Do I still call you Ross?
38372, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Phoebe,I can’t believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmother’s legacy is this crumb.  I wish you a long and happy marriage.
38373, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Shhh, busy beaming with pride."
38374, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Okay. 
38375, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know he lost his keys so he was looking for them…"
38376, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,So what?! Y’know what? The way I see it——Ow! Son of a bitch!!
38377, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Chandler,"I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die!  But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead."
38378, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Yeah.
38379, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
38380, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe, What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
38381, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,"So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one."
38382, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you."
38383, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,So do you think that my dream means anything?
38384, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one."
38385, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?"
38386, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"It’s been a while, huh? Wow, it’s funny these halls look smaller then they used to."
38387, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Monica,"All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!"
38388, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,That was you!
38389, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss."
38390, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob."
38391, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,"All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar."
38392, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,That's really nice.
38393, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,"Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!"
38394, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"That’s not, prison lingo, is it?"
38395, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
38396, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,Hey.
38397, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?
38398, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
38399, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman."
38400, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,Oh sure. 
38401, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ..."
38402, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Come on! Look just-just tell—let her know that you really want them to be there. Let’s not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years."
38403, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,"Oh, I love my life, I love my life!"
38404, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,I don’t care! The wires have come loose in your head!
38405, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Joey,"Ah, look who’s back!  Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?"
38406, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"Look, I didn’t want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didn’t want to either. But I don’t, I don’t understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?"
38407, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,Hey!
38408, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,"Hey Kash. Uh hey-hey this is Ross. Ross, this is Kash."
38409, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,I can’t say because he’s famous.
38410, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Yeah, that was real."
38411, ATM vestibule," the power has come back on,",1,Chandler,"Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457. And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape."
38412, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot."
38413, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, Are you breaking up with us?
38414, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,Y’know I would it’s just painful.
38415, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Rachel," I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right, you are a tough guy. You’re the toughest palaeontologist I know."
38416, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,What?
38417, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross," Yeah, I didn’t think of that."
38418, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey,"""You knew this all along and you never told me? You never told me? I can never forgive you, I can never forgive myself, I have nothing to live for – Bang – End Scene!"""
38419, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,Well let's….let's see what everybody thinks of that?
38420, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Yes!
38421, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey, What?!
38422, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,"No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay? ‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday."
38423, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,No.
38424, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,Ohh.
38425, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,I feel...
38426, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"So, you and Angela, huh?"
38427, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Ewwwww!
38428, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica, I just... can't do it.
38429, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?"
38430, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Hey—ooh Pheebs, are they in there?"
38431, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,Hi Julie.
38432, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Monica,Maybe I could do it.
38433, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,pelle
38434, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Joey,Is everything okay?
38435, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Please, guys, we have to talk."
38436, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Well, because she loves you and because you love her."
38437, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements."
38438, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,Really?
38439, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe," Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up…"
38440, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Okay, he was talking about rules."
38441, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Wait a minute!  You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it."
38442, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,Yes!
38443, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,How do you think I am?! You’ve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
38444, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,Oh my Gosh!
38445, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Chandler,What else is new?
38446, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!"
38447, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Oh.
38448, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen."
38449, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!
38450, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Okay, uhh, would you rather be too wet or too dry?"
38451, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,About what?
38452, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler, I hope he did!
38453, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,You got it.
38454, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Monica,"Yeah, well, I’m using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. "
38455, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, so how do we decide that?"
38456, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Yeah!
38457, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,It's morphin time!
38458, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Thanks man.
38459, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Nope.
38460, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"I’m thinking, I’m gonna order a pizza."
38461, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Chandler,Yes.
38462, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,4 o’clock. Food?
38463, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,Thanks. 
38464, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"So, I�m, I�m probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?"
38465, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,And?
38466, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Is that a real place?  Are they hiring?
38467, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,Wow! Tell me something Joey——Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.
38468, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, how do you know I have one of those?
38469, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Yeah!!
38470, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"Oh. Uh, I'm on. "
38471, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,Maybe she meant to get you a hooker.
38472, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah. Everything but, the little blue one. "
38473, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Oh, this is horrible, it’s just horrible."
38474, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Chandler,Joey!  No way. I’m not answering that.
38475, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle.  'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'."
38476, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,"It's so good, isn't it?"
38477, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,What married?
38478, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"It’s not like I want to get married tomorrow! It’s just that I-I’d like to believe that I’m in a relationship that’s actually going somewhere, that I’m not just wasting my time!"
38479, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Rachel,What?!
38480, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Joey,No-o-o!!
38481, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Go! Go! Go!
38482, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey.
38483, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Catwoman, hands down."
38484, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Huh. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y’know what I mean?"
38485, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in…vegetables, Joey?"
38486, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,If you wanna put a label on it.
38487, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Hey everybody! Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine. She's-she's gonna be my new roommate!"
38488, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Monica,I'll get it!  Happy Thanksgiving!
38489, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,"Ok, well, what kind of ritual?"
38490, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Monica's making jam.
38491, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do."
38492, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
38493, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,Do not give him any money!
38494, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? 
38495, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,"Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, ""Quack, quack!"" I’m happy all the time!"
38496, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,I'd say that chair's taking the brunt.
38497, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,Storming out!
38498, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay."
38499, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father."
38500, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey, Hey!
38501, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?"
38502, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,"Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian—I don't think we need a third..."
38503, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Oh! Ooh! Umm!
38504, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed."
38505, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,Ugh!
38506, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I got too excited!"
38507, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Anyway, how did it go with Kate?"
38508, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"Oh dear God, let me think. "
38509, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we’d do nothing."
38510, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater."
38511, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Hey!
38512, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.
38513, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,Joey! You didn’t even know her!
38514, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!"
38515, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Nah. I kept myself busy.
38516, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y'know?"
38517, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"That’s right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!"
38518, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Well that sounds fun too. 
38519, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs ...oh, you already got that."
38520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Of course not.
38521, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor."
38522, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean."
38523, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica," Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!"
38524, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I’ll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
38525, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,"Ooh, yum! "
38526, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,Long! 
38527, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Phoebe,Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
38528, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica," Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey."
38529, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
38530, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,"I’m sorry, who?"
38531, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Wow, you’re really crazy about her, huh?"
38532, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Still not hot enough!
38533, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler," Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. Y'know? I-I really like 'em."
38534, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Come on, finish your enchilada."
38535, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
38536, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
38537, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Yeah! We are!
38538, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe, If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!
38539, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,Wh-wh-what? What?
38540, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,It’s Joey!
38541, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,Just the crab cakes.
38542, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"What, that wasn’t the great news?"
38543, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,The second sister dies?!
38544, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays."
38545, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,You seem to really like her.
38546, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Ross,That’s it. That’s it.
38547, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,"No, I’m performing the ceremony. I’m not wearing a tux."
38548, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
38549, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,Yeah.
38550, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Ross? Let’s go.
38551, A Janitorial Closet," Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly,",8,Monica,"I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby."
38552, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table."
38553, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,See he’s nice. Right?
38554, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"Yeah. Yeah, so what?  Mostly free weights, but occasionally.."
38555, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,You have got to be kidding me!
38556, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,AND YOU KNOW!!!
38557, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!"
38558, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"No-no-no that was good, it was, that was uh, that was a goood kiss…"
38559, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Phoebe,Oh! We could have done that.
38560, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,Aw-awww!
38561,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica, Hey!
38562, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Rachel,"Hey.  Oh, poor Pheebs."
38563, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,"He will, Joe."
38564, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,He could never get a woman like that in a million years.
38565, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,"Oh, Mon, sure."
38566, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,Is anybody else scared?
38567, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,Two days ago.
38568, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. "
38569, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,"Oh nothing, we’re just talking. Y’know, blah-blah-blah."
38570, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Yeah and I’m a horrible, horrible person."
38571, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that I’m y’know insecure about my manhood or anything y’know, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now."
38572, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman!  And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about."
38573, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,Y’know what? I’m gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper 
38574, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross," Yah, because Phoebe knew the mugger! "
38575, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,You wanna see if we still have it?
38576, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe," Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely."
38577, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Rachel,Hi.
38578, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts."
38579, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Mon, get out here!"
38580, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring."
38581, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
38582, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey-hey listen… 
38583, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I didn’t get the annulment.
38584, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,"Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross."
38585, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
38586, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"No!  She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back..."
38587, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her. You’re probably just gonna catch her just as she’s about to go to the gate. You’re gonna call out her name and say, ""I love you!"" And she’s gonna say, ""I love you, too!"" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud."
38588, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"No, no, it's just that it's getting late..."
38589, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross," Yes, yes, you did."
38590, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Bummer.
38591, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Okay that is the one we already have!
38592, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Chandler, I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
38593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Rach...
38594, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
38595, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,"All right, Ross!"
38596, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
38597, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started."
38598, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I’m just having one of those days where you realize you’re in a dead-end relationship!
38599, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  I don’t think you’ll ever get my parents that drunk!,6,Monica,
38600, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,I don’t think so.
38601, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, but y’know, no, you didn’t give me your phone number."
38602, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man."
38603, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross,About…about sex?  That I hadn’t had sex in months?
38604, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,Okay.
38605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe,"Look, why don’t you just pay for it yourself?"
38606, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Oh sure, come here! ."
38607, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year."
38608, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,I’m getting that baby out of you!
38609, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica,"Oh no it’s not, no it’s not. It’s a first date. I’m sure that nothing is gonna…"
38610, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,I have no name.
38611, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out."
38612, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,...pig...pig man!
38613, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,What?!
38614, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Ross,"Yeah, he's a little sensitive right now, `cause he's so in love."
38615, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned."
38616, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down."
38617, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"What? Yes, I am!"
38618, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!"
38619, Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office  Sorry.,5,Rachel,
38620, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. "
38621, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air."
38622, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,Nude... ... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.
38623, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,How are you doing?
38624, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,Huh.
38625, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Hey does anyone have any gum?
38626, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh sorry.  And?!
38627, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,Phoebe!
38628, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"It's Monica, ok?"
38629, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. Yeah, honey, I’m sorry, but I don’t think that was a romantic thing."
38630, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, yeah.  I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room."
38631, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?"
38632, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?"
38633, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Oh, Rachel!"
38634, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, God, just do it!  Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!"
38635, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
38636, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Okay.
38637, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe, Hey.
38638, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,I don’t think you can do that!
38639, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Oh, you're-you're going?"
38640, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Are we playing football or what? Come on you hairy-backed Marries.
38641, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey,Hey! Terry.
38642, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Those were like the best seats ever.
38643, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Hey that’s what I tell girls about me.
38644, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Yeah, there’s one right under the cabinet."
38645, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! "
38646, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'"
38647, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Are they right?
38648, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,Oh! Wait-wait!  Is it my bologna sandwich?
38649, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Yes!  Shame about you man.
38650, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?"
38651, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine."
38652, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
38653, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh! That’s good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint Phoebe."
38654, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, Phoebe Buffay."
38655, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,"Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here."
38656, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
38657, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,Right! Hi Dina!
38658, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!"
38659, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Joey,"Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, "
38660, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Oh yes, it’s me! Sorry!"
38661, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,"Yeah! His name is um, Mark something."
38662, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
38663, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,"I don’t care! I don’t care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows it’s actually ended. And, I don’t care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!"
38664, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Yeah! Oh yeah, you’ll be fine! It-it’ll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y’know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won’t."
38665, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,I know!
38666, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'."
38667, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Don’t be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say it’s too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be."
38668, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
38669, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Hey listen man, about the stripper…"
38670, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Okay then.
38671, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel," Oh hi! Y’know, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front."
38672, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,I love it!!
38673, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
38674, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,
38675, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I don’t know. Well maybe it’s just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I don’t know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. "
38676, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,What???
38677, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I’m late."
38678, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,What was that?
38679, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"No, but it’d be nice if you realised, it’s just a job!"
38680, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It’s so beautiful.
38681, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Rachel,
38682, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Joey,"Pathetic mess? I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching!  Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this."
38683, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,That’s not even a game!
38684, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"No no no, I’ll be nice, I swear!!!   Could you just give me the number for where they are?"
38685, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,Well Rachel’s not here! 
38686, The Mr, Bowmont  Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?,7,Joey,
38687, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Oh umm, not go."
38688, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub."
38689, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Excuse me, but umm, isn’t he paying for your dinner?"
38690, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
38691, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. 
38692, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross, Rach? Hi!
38693, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"I know that there’s no hole there, I just really liked that picture."
38694, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody."
38695, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process."
38696, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,Hey!
38697, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face,",3,Chandler," See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed."
38698, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Chandler,I found a dried up seashores.
38699, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,Tony?
38700, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Me too.
38701, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,
38702, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,"Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?"
38703, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's  Yeah it did?"""
38704, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler, Ni-hi-ice!
38705, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush."
38706, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Give it here. 
38707, Jen's apartment," Ross is picking her up for their date,",5,Ross,Sure.  Joey…
38708, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,Many are scheduled to appear.
38709, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Oh well, they’re killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body."
38710, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"O-kay!! See what you did, I’m gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?"
38711, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,You want it?
38712, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"All right, well maybe I’m enjoying it a little bit. I mean I’m getting pretty good at it."
38713, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,The whole thing! Can we go?
38714, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hey, have you seen Rachel?"
38715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,Did you two…
38716, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Our new fridge? I don’t live here anymore.
38717, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, if we let her stay, she will stay forever!"
38718, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,Okay... Well maybe now I’m not okay with it not being okay.
38719, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Joey,
38720, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?
38721, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,We're flipping Monica's mattress.
38722, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Hi.
38723, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?"
38724, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe," Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!"
38725, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it."
38726, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You idiot!!
38727, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,What award are you practicing for?
38728, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Okay.
38729, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
38730, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You did a minute ago!
38731, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,"Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!"
38732, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,No. Sorry.
38733, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Monica,"Oh no! I don’t know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what it’s called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles."
38734, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Rachel,"That’s a good story, Grandpa."
38735, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
38736, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!"
38737, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey, Was the chord at least right…
38738, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,Chandler!  Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
38739, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?"
38740, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"Great…Great…and thanks for being so understanding. I mean, I didn’t want to make a big deal out of this, you know.  You could, uh, put the picture of the famous baby in my room. I mean, if you want to."
38741, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"No, it’s not a sign! It’s a very old key!"
38742, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,Monica has a secret closet and she won’t let me see what’s in it.
38743, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"Oh, a wiseacre. . No, no, no, I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano? Isn't that kind of unstable?"
38744, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,I forgot my bat.
38745, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what is it?"
38746, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,Who’s seven?
38747, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Okay, Joey’s gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block."
38748, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN..."
38749, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?"
38750, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Let her off the plane!
38751, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself."
38752, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun."
38753, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,Waxine!!
38754, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,I have one.
38755, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,
38756, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel," Ohh, you guys are so made for each other."
38757, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,"Your other student, was you!"
38758, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!
38759, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"Maybe you don't need him to propose to you, maybe you can propose to him!"
38760, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Phoebe,"Oh, look what we almost left. "
38761, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Maybe you need to spice things up a little.
38762, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,Hey.
38763, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,"Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister "
38764, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"All right that’s it, school is in session! "
38765, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,uh uh!
38766, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe, I didn’t see this on the menu.
38767, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,"Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did."
38768, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!"
38769, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,Monica?
38770, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, okay, I’m sorry. You’re right. Y’know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you’re asking of me."
38771, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross, I wasn’t talking to you.
38772, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"No, I’m getting back down ‘cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she’s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away."
38773, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Monica,That was unbelievable!
38774, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?! Let’s do it!
38775, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater."
38776, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Joey? How could you just let them leave?
38777, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable? "
38778, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you don’t cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it won’t matter to me."
38779, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,"Oh, don’t say that! Don’t say that. That’s not true. Is it?"
38780, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!"
38781, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!"
38782, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,"What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if he’s married?  No, yeah, I should."
38783, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe, And?
38784, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel, Hi there!
38785, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,You can't have it.
38786, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey.
38787, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Ross," Yeah, we have the reservations."
38788, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel, I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin’ with you too!
38789, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy."
38790, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! 
38791, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"He’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want."
38792, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"It’s possible, they have really sharp edges."
38793, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this."
38794, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette."
38795, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Wait, what am I gonna do?"
38796, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we’ll be supportive like crazy."
38797, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Hey! So, did you quit?"
38798, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,And the sex?
38799, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,"The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!"
38800, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Ross," Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?"
38801, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,I know! 
38802, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Ohh! Yeah!  Yeah that-that would’ve been a much simpler problem.
38803, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey,"Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche I’ve got the keys too, still there!"
38804, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Yeah! I stayed at Kate’s, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?"
38805, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,We can't afford that.
38806, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Thank you. Thank you so much!
38807, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"But-but, Liam’s on my team."
38808, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,We have a baby?
38809, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe,"Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don’t seem to think it’s that bad."
38810, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Chandler,Let me see this guy.  W-H-Wow! Don’t show this to Monica! And don’t tell her about the W-H-Wow!
38811, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Okay, what does it mean?"
38812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"It’s okay. Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would."
38813, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy."
38814, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?"
38815, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler, See you later Mon.
38816, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
38817, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Joey,What are we supposed to be seeing here?
38818, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change."
38819, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Seriously, your dad doesn’t like pranks."
38820, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Because what’s going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
38821, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here."
38822, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Joey we know you steal our food.
38823, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Joey,What a bad idea!
38824, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.
38825, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Okay well that’s good to know.
38826, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,"Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade."
38827, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Uch, you see, I�m ovulating."
38828, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,"Thank you.  Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!"
38829, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Why would I tell him?
38830, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica, Would you stop?
38831, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
38832, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,"Joey, can I talk to you for a second? "
38833, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"What's the matter, Pheebs?"
38834, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,…were you this irritating?
38835, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,Ugh!  What grandmother?
38836, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,You had no relationship!!
38837, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
38838, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,Hey.
38839, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! "
38840, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no don’t say but! No-no, but’s never good! Let’s just leave it at, you like me and I like you."
38841, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Hey.
38842, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hi.
38843, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Rachel,"Some uh, some visual aides."
38844, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Chandler,"We can’t do that that’s insane. I mean ‘A’ he could wake up and ‘B’ y’know, let’s go for it."
38845, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I guess. I-I… I mean, do-do you think we’re ever gonna have that?"
38846, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"No! No, she said you actually proposed to her."
38847, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Interesting.
38848, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Rachel,We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe there’s a like league we could join or something.
38849, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,Pheebs?
38850, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him."
38851, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joey’s room and he was sleeping…
38852, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,No.  That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
38853, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,I don't gossip!
38854, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
38855, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? "
38856, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was something that’s supposed to be sad, in a way."
38857, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,I don’t know.  Me neither.
38858, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Monica,I want a baby.
38859, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you...  Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!"
38860, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
38861, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"Still, I was quick as a cat."
38862, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,Okay man. 
38863, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I know.
38864, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Why not?
38865, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Oh. 
38866, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,Oh my God!
38867, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
38868, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...  ...now I wish I was dead."
38869, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
38870, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Hey Pheebs, you’re still alive! How are you doing?"
38871, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel, What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!
38872, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,I am…  free!
38873, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Chandler,"Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that."
38874, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Whatever, it’s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways."
38875, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"All right well let’s see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boat—This is hard!"
38876, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,When did I try to give you money?
38877, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,Okay.
38878, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Hey.
38879, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Okay.
38880, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!"
38881, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!"
38882, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, well think of it like this, when you’re 90…"
38883, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms.  You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?"
38884, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,Hey. So where's Mon?
38885, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,Oh. What?
38886, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god..."
38887,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Are you trying to do a British accent?
38888, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I'm in for fifty cents. 
38889, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe,"Oh my God, what's it doing here?"
38890, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,"All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer."
38891, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,"Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around."
38892, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica, I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
38893, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"No, none at all."
38894, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid."
38895, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Are you sure?  I’m sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a...."
38896, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth."
38897, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!"
38898, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Rachel,Let's dry 'em again.
38899, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,"Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it."
38900, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny."
38901, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know."
38902, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,Thanx.
38903, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,"Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband’s gonna say that stuff. Now, if you’ll excuse me…"
38904, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe," Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket."
38905, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,"No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. "
38906, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Oh, I didn’t know you liked football."
38907, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"Easy Rach, we'll find it.  Won't we!"
38908, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Phoebe,Right there! That's why I'm marrying you!
38909, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,Joey! 
38910, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,Okay.  Walked right into that one didn't he?
38911, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"You’re never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. That’s great news right—I mean for them. Right?"
38912, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,So what do you want me to do?
38913, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, so... 1800 minus twelve is... one thousand, seven hundred and..."
38914, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler," You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here."
38915, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Are you okay, sweetie?"
38916, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,I got nothing.
38917, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,What is the big deal? It’s not like we’re exclusive.
38918, Ross',,9,Ross,"Oh, just this woman I�ve been seeing."
38919, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey, Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
38920, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah, what’s it about?"
38921, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,A little bit.
38922, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. The ’92 Ross wouldn’t.
38923, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one’s not really our fault."
38924, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,'Cause you invited your assistant.
38925, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me."
38926, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are mean when they’re hungry."
38927, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,Can we see her?
38928, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Yay!
38929, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"I mean, I was sitting there."
38930, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, it’s not that big a deal! So you’ll been divorced three times, you’ll still have a life, you’ll go on dates…"
38931, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?"
38932, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,You’re a really good kisser.
38933, Restaurant,,9,Joey, From school.
38934, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
38935, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Come on guys! Let’s go! Come on, it’s second down."
38936, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Chandler,"Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!"
38937, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,Huh?
38938, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Yes, please!"
38939, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or..."
38940, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler," Okay, for the last time. It’s not named for each individual man."
38941, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want."
38942, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
38943, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,You bet! What’s the part?
38944, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,"I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend."
38945, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,What is it?
38946, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,I know about Monica.
38947, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,Glove salesman!
38948, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Hi! Just so you know, we-we didn't mean to fog you, we thought you were like a yeti or something."
38949, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours!"
38950, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?"
38951, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Rachel,"Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?"
38952, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, and what a great way to say, ""I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend!"""
38953, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Monica,What’s with all this sand? 
38954, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Rachel,"Umm, can I use your bathroom?"
38955, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Yeah well what are you, his boyfriend?"
38956, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!"
38957, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,Oh fine.
38958, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day!"
38959, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"Look, I can�t do this. I can�t make luv to you while we�re fighting this way."
38960, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, you go out with him. "
38961, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe," Umm, where’s my purse?"
38962, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Joey, give me the bag."
38963, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,What?
38964, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"No, no, I’m serious. Thank you."
38965, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,So you know this leaves us with...
38966, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe," I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!"
38967, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,Chandler!
38968, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Joey,"Marcel, I'm hungry."
38969, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board."
38970, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,I want Gladys!
38971, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica, Oh yeah.
38972, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here!  As hard as you can!
38973, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Okay, try it."
38974, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,"No, I let him win—Ross!"
38975, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together."
38976, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"God, Susan is so fun!"
38977, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,You put these on my desk!
38978, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah well next thing you know, he’ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!"
38979, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,How did you know that?!  Joey! Chandler!! It’s time!
38980, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,"Oh wow, it's so beautiful..."
38981, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Ladies, ladies, let’s just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monica’s bra."
38982, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,You take that back.
38983, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Sure it does. Yeah, yeah."
38984, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,Hi.
38985, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Ross’s, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now."
38986, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,Why?!
38987, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler, Why did you get me this?
38988, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica, See? It's no big deal.
38989, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!
38990, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,Why? Is he? He is! Isn’t he? He’s dating that slut in marketing!
38991, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray."
38992, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"I’m not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. "
38993, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you're wrecking it."
38994, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Do you want me to pick you?!
38995, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica, No.
38996, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
38997, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Joey,"Well, I’m pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy."
38998, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"That’s not true, there are great pictures of us!"
38999, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
39000, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, I’d be serving him sneezers."
39001, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
39002, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Ross,"Heavy thing, not getting lighter!"
39003, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Nooo!
39004, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,You think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?
39005, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh,  umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here."
39006, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica," That’s right. I’m no longer a bride. I’ll never be a bride again. Now, I’m just someone’s wife!"
39007, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Can I ask you a question?
39008, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey, Hello.
39009, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Joey! You’re doing great!
39010, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,Hmmm... this is so nice.
39011, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,"Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one."
39012, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,"Oh, you'll see my friend."
39013, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,"Welcome to New York City! Or should I say ""ghe deu flooff New York City""?"
39014, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel,What?
39015, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,Chandler.
39016, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there."
39017, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Well, Kathy’s last boyfriend was Joey."
39018, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe, Is that too spooky?
39019, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,I’m gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
39020, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!"
39021, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler," Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!"
39022, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,"They’re not!! Ross, they’re just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!"
39023, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross,"Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, here’s what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing."
39024, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?"
39025, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Chandler,It hurts me. It physically hurts me.
39026, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,"Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000."
39027, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah, we’re not just doing a card! Y’know, she-she also wants to have the conversation about where the relationship is going."
39028, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?
39029, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, ""Hey, how you doin’?"""
39030, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Phoebe,"Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world."
39031, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Oh okay, well I’m sorry to bother you. Bye-bye.  Yeah you’re right, this is easy."
39032, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,No.
39033, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
39034, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey, Okay.
39035, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,"Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive."
39036, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Monica,How are you doing?
39037, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Yeah-yeah, me neither."
39038, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,Great. 
39039, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey, Lean-lean-lean!
39040, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,I’m afraid I’m gonna need proof.
39041, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Yeah. And y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too."
39042, The Philly,,3,Joey,So what are you gonna do?
39043, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Are you a virgin?
39044, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! Really?!
39045, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Joey proposed to you?
39046, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"Oh, that's not cool."
39047, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Monica,Did the girl ever let you ride it?
39048, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Don�t joke  with me, okay? I�m very, very upset right now."
39049, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel," Okay, stop what you’re doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers....."
39050, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed."
39051, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
39052, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,What’s going on?
39053, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!"
39054, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate."
39055, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first"
39056, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
39057, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"Not my first time in a hotel, my friend."
39058, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Chandler,Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.
39059, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!
39060, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,Coming through!  No! Right! Coming through!
39061, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!
39062, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
39063, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Okay.
39064, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Chandler, is that… "
39065, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
39066, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,I don’t know!
39067, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,"Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym."
39068, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey,Hey! It’s Porsche!! 
39069, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!"
39070, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,I can do that.
39071, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,"Okay, well, we brought you some wine."
39072, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Go-go!
39073, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,
39074, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,What do you mean?
39075, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,That’s-that’s not Phase Three.
39076, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,"Come on, they're gonna love you."
39077, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!
39078, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it."
39079, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,When you’re marrying us; that’s what you should say.
39080, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, yeah. I think his exact words were… "
39081, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
39082, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you!"
39083, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Joey, give me the bag."
39084, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,That would be a good idea.
39085, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?"
39086, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!
39087, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No problem, ok, mmmwa "
39088, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,"Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her."
39089, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,"Oh Joey’s got a really bad hernia, but that’s nothing a little laser eye surgery won’t fix!"
39090, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess."
39091, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Here, here!"
39092, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross, How does this look?
39093, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,"Monica, I don’t want to lose 200 dollars."
39094, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Hey!
39095, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Yeah, uh... and then I figured after you win, we could all go out to the balcony and see a night rainbow with gremlins dancing on top of it!"
39096, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"Okay, but Ross just listen to me…"
39097, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,All right I… I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
39098, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Don’t!!  Honey, what are you doing here?!"
39099, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Order a pizza like, ‘I forgive you?’"
39100, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things..."
39101, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,"No, although now that's what I'm thinking."
39102, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"No, everything’s fine. I just gotta go back…"
39103, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Ohh.
39104, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross," Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!"
39105, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross, What's going on?
39106, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"All right look man, I didn’t want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It’s not even a name; it’s barely even a word. Okay? It’s kinda like chandelier, but it’s not! All right? It’s a stupid, stupid non-name!"
39107, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,You sold me out.
39108, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,
39109, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Ready?
39110, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,We have heard you play.
39111, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel,No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
39112, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,"We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! "
39113, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!
39114, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,Of course!
39115, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,"Oh, I know.  Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda…"
39116, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,"Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler."
39117, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over."
39118, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?"
39119, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross," You’re right, thanks for keeping me honest dad."
39120, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Ross,"Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! "
39121, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Monica," So, where did you guys grow up?"
39122, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Oh no, no. I can't choose between you two! I love you both so much!"
39123, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,"I didn’t know you and Carol were getting divorced, I’m sorry."
39124, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I’m not even sure I got it."
39125, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,Oh!
39126, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross, Rachel!!!
39127, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Oh I think we do.
39128, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!"
39129, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,"Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take ‘em off and we’ll have some fun."
39130, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, it'll be fun. We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first y’know roommate bonding thing."
39131, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Joey,Really? To what?
39132, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,Thank you.  twenty dollars.
39133, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. 
39134, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,How's the maniac?
39135, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!"
39136, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Look, look! "
39137, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe,"Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you can’t talk to Rachel."
39138, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Joey,Right.  Thanks.  It's June.  I'm outta here. 
39139, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"I don't know... um, Grease?"
39140, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Oooh that may be a New World's record 
39141, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back?"
39142, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So…"
39143, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica," And, are you kiddin’ me?!"
39144, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay."
39145, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Oh! That would be sooo much fun!
39146, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Monica,"Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket."
39147, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,Come on more!
39148, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Rachel,"Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by ""bye!"""
39149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Phoebe,I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t lie to him again. Oh no I—no! I’m just gonna press my breasts up against him.
39150, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,What? What's what you were afraid of?
39151, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,"I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me."
39152, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Ok, ok! "
39153, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, by Sandrine."
39154, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"Dude, I wanted him to guess."
39155, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody."
39156, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,What?
39157, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Just kiddin,’ I’ll talk to them, you distract Rach."
39158, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, we’ll see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know."
39159, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross," NO! No, no!"
39160, After dinner,,3,Ross,I know.
39161, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
39162, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Look, don’t worry about me. Okay? I’ll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I’ll uh, I’ll be that guy right out of the circle. "
39163, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica, I’ll give you really good odds.
39164, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,"Ohh, okay, how about five.  Ohh, thank you."
39165, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,Yeah. 
39166, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Why not?
39167, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Oh-oh! I'm stuck!
39168, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey,"You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!"
39169, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler, You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
39170, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,"Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough."
39171, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,Chicken Kiev?
39172, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross," Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her."
39173, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Break!
39174, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Yeah well, I’m guessing after this she’s not going to be crazy about electricity either."
39175, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler,"Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs."
39176, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,Totally!
39177, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah."
39178, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"Hi Aunt Lisa, Uncle Dan"
39179, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Oh yeah—No, she was really nice to me, but she’s in hell for sure."
39180, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica, Hey!
39181, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner."
39182, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Rachel,Ohhh!!!! [looking at something behind Ross]
39183, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,"Joey, we just saw it!"
39184, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler," It’s okay, I got a plan."
39185, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,I know!
39186, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Did she really say that?
39187, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler,Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother... Ernie.
39188, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,That is not true!
39189, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it."
39190, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Chandler,
39191, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler, You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet.
39192, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn’t happen!"
39193, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross," So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?"
39194, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,I sort’ve already asked Chandler.
39195, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,"The only way that I said six would be if the seven’s, let meet at seven, not at six."
39196, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,Definitely.
39197, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size."
39198, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey, Uh-oh.
39199, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,Sit down.
39200, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin’ to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren…"
39201, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"Oh…  Well, uhm, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene…"
39202, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel,"Okay guys, way to wish me luck!"
39203, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,"Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her!  And her roommate!"
39204, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel," Yeah! Ohh, I’ve been waitin’ so long to get on that body!"
39205, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"Ohhhhhh, look it’s the roller blades."
39206, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,Hey!
39207, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?
39208, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Rachel,"Who are you saying ""check"" too?"
39209, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
39210, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! They’re buying me drinks! They’re giving me stuff!  Knicks tonight?"
39211, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
39212, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon."
39213, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Who was it?
39214, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Hi!
39215, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"No the man’s right, that’s what I had with Rachel."
39216, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,That sounds great.
39217, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... 
39218, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it’s making me look at him totally differently. Y’know, I mean he used to be just, y’know “Jack Geller Monica and Ross’s dad” and now he’s he’s “Jack Geller, dream hunk."""
39219, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,Oh God…
39220, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Ross,Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.
39221, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Chandler, Really?
39222, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars."
39223, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Oh yeah!
39224, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,So were done then!
39225, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Rachel,During a blackout? He'd get trampled!
39226, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. "
39227, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,Yes that would be lovely.
39228, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,"See this is what I was afraid of, I didn’t think I should be here either but somebody  said he’d be over it by now."
39229, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,Why don’t you ask him out?
39230, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,What?!
39231, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!"
39232, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me.  Ahh. So, dig in!"
39233, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me."
39234, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"What? What do you mean, ""there you are""? Where was she?"
39235, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,What if I smack my head on the concrete?
39236, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I need a date! "
39237, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you’re work cut out for you. ‘Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she’s into some other guy. So…"
39238, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,Everybody knows!
39239, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! 
39240, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,Daddy! I don’t think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
39241, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Hey Erica, welcome back to town!  Wow, look how big you've gotten."
39242, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey,"Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right?"
39243, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,"Look, there’s nothing I can do for him right now, he’s still in his sweat pants, that’s still Phase One. Y'know? I’ll be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two."
39244, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,‘Kay!
39245, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Hey!
39246, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I—Ooh, a quarter!"
39247, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,"That’s right, all the ladies want to stay at Joey’s."
39248, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,"Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half years, I know the empty trays go over there. "
39249, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Ooh, that's a great plan!"
39250, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!"
39251, Estelle's  Office," Joey is there,",5,Joey,How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
39252, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,What kind of smell?
39253, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?"
39254, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this...  OUCH!"
39255, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,Oh I don’t know that it would.
39256, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.  It's been kinda a long day."
39257, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel, The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
39258, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Phoebe,Are you sure? Because I'm really dreading going to this party.
39259, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel," In case you didn’t notice, that is a scary man."
39260, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Aw, honey, that's so sweet."
39261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror."
39262, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross, 73! 72! 71!
39263, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
39264, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,
39265, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Really?!
39266, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel," No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!"
39267, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross, Hey Gunther! You’re an ezel!
39268, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,No you’re not.
39269, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction."
39270, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?"
39271, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.
39272, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"So we’re gonna try? I mean, are we trying?"
39273, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,"Well, Chandler’s my oldest friend, but Joey’s my—No! Ah! "
39274, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
39275, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,"OK, I just need two... the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs."
39276, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"Oh, what a crappy night!"
39277, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up."
39278, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them.
39279, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,Hi!
39280, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Uhuh.
39281, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"All right, so what do you say?"
39282, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,"Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? "
39283, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Chandler,Hi!
39284, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,"Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since. But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious."
39285, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,What’s the charity?
39286, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,'Slim Pickings'...That is so cheesy.
39287, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,What-what do you mean?
39288, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"You know what I like most about him, though?"
39289, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress."
39290, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,Goo--ood night!
39291, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,It's seven years ago.  My time machine works!
39292, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross,"Okay, break-up’s still on!"
39293, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Morning, Paul."
39294, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Come in. Thanks for comin’ back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!"
39295, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Don't do what?
39296, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel, Oh my God.
39297, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy.  Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck."
39298, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Listen that�s a pretty girly hour we just spent, we should add some manly make up for it."
39299, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Phoebe,Hey what are you guys looking at?
39300, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,"No, I'm just...."
39301, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,Mmm-Hmm. 
39302, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Phoebe, Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
39303, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
39304, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Okay!
39305, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"No, Rachel doesn’t want me to...."
39306, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh!! God!  Get out of here, good for nothing."
39307, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting."
39308, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,You like that? 
39309, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,This isn’t even my dress.
39310, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
39311, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?"
39312, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica, Hi Chandler.
39313, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"You bet I do! I just ah, wasn’t listening then, that’s all."
39314, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Ross!
39315, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,Look. 
39316, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe, My God! What did you order?!
39317, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,You slept with my sister?
39318, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,Why two?
39319, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Hi.
39320, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name."
39321, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,Not there.
39322, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
39323, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"Well, you’re not gonna get going are you?"
39324, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe," Ok, all done."
39325, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Don’t try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
39326, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!"
39327, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
39328, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel,"Ehh, pardon me?"
39329, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Why? What?
39330, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Monica,"Yeah, okay, give that a try!"
39331, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe," Oh, hey, you guys!"
39332, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No reason, except…she…told…me."
39333, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Monica,Hi Phoebe.
39334, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Rachel,"Wait a minute, you’re only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?"
39335, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,The little ones do.
39336, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?"
39337, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ross! Phoebe’s gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!"
39338, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
39339, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,I found my identical hand twin!
39340, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
39341, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!"
39342, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Well, it was the first time. Y’know, there’s not always a lot of agreement the first time."
39343, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Ross will do it.
39344, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Ross,"Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay."
39345, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma."
39346, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Yeah, okay."
39347, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Thanks!
39348, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel, Why do men keep talking to me like this?
39349, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,"Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?"
39350, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Howdy doody.
39351, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Phoebe, Hi.
39352, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,"Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?"
39353, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,Men are unbelievable.
39354, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
39355, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,"Oh, none for me. Thanks."
39356, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"I know, I can do this. "
39357, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross,It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!
39358, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"Yeah honey, I’m standing right there! Why didn’t you just tell him about the mole I haven’t got checked yet."
39359, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"Pass the cheese, please."
39360, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross, No
39361, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, I think Emma might like it!"
39362, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,Hi.
39363, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,What?
39364, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune."
39365, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!
39366, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,What?
39367, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Ross,Still?!
39368, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,I’m gonna go tell Joey that 
39369, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah?"
39370, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Monica,"So, um, how-how did you guys meet?"
39371, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,I don't know.
39372, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Chandler," ""Happy Birthday Peehe."""
39373, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing."
39374, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!"
39375, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,"You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think."
39376, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"What, he doesn’t like Josh?"
39377, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out."
39378, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,"Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! "
39379, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Okay.
39380, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
39381, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,We’re kidding!
39382, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!"
39383, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica, I can’t believe you’re gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
39384, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Wha-
39385, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,"Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing… Okay, -Oh hey!"
39386, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Oh, I don’t know, I guess, Chris O’Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson."
39387, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Ross,"Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door."
39388, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
39389, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,Hey.
39390, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long...  It's not funny!!"
39391, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,What you do mean?
39392, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey," No, no, you can’t, you can’t, okay, you can’t, you can’t buy her pearls, you just can’t, you can’t, you can’t."
39393, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?"
39394, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,We used them as pillows when we went camping.
39395, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh!
39396, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,No problem! Next week stealing... 
39397, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,"And I have your name and the fact that you’re a drifter, so the ball’s pretty much in your court."
39398, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Sure.
39399, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,I'm just serving it.
39400, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"That she’s gonna move in with you and maybe then she’ll fall in love with you and then when she finds out you’re already married, she’ll just be happy. Y’know? You’re just, you’re very sad."
39401, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
39402, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?"
39403, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,Phoebe! 
39404, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, you're on."
39405, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me!  Okay, don’t believe me, I know I’m right—do you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?"
39406, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,"No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral."
39407, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I just wanna say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a seperate person...
39408, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,Oh no thanks. I don’t like any thing from my Scottish heritage.
39409, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler," Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?"
39410, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!
39411, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,"And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!"
39412, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!"
39413, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,And who else is going to be there?
39414, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,I don't know all the words.
39415, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Well, screw charity work. What've you got?"
39416, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Phoebe,What are you doing?
39417, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
39418, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?"
39419, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Huh? Ooh  you mean like a… Huh?
39420, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow."
39421, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's."
39422, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!"
39423, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,
39424, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.
39425, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Are you makin’ him a sandwich?
39426, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
39427, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hi Danny!  Wow! Thirsty huh?
39428, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!"
39429, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,"Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I’m just gonna put this  back in my pocket, pretend that didn’t happen. Uh yeah, actually I’m free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or…"
39430, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! 
39431, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Well, it was just something Josh said about v-necks, but you had to be there."
39432, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! . Did you hear that?"
39433, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,You are not going to believe what I did today!
39434, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Excuse me?
39435, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,You never run on a barge!
39436, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,Oh..
39437, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,That play?
39438, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Well, you’ve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But y’know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. "
39439, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,Uh-huh.
39440, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica, Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
39441, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Hey, I thought I cheered you up."
39442, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,We're not—we're not saying anything.
39443, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler,Hey!
39444, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Okay.
39445, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler, That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
39446, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Monica,Something wrong?
39447, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Monica,We should get over there and see if she's okay. 
39448, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
39449, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Phoebe,"I don’t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don’t know how you fight that."
39450, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Doesn't know, ""Hello."" But she knows Capricorn One."
39451, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,Mrs. Waltham. Hi. It’s Phoebe again.
39452, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,I will wake you up in a way that’s proved very popular in the past.
39453, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,God! I can't believe she saved me for last.  Why are they taking so long?
39454, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel," Okay, do you see, do you see what you’re keeping me married too?!"
39455, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Rachel,Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.
39456, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica," Umm, you’re a stupid bitch."
39457, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
39458, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well, word of advice Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone."
39459, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this."
39460, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?"
39461, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,"All right then, your bra would still be big."
39462, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Rachel,Hey!
39463, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,You still love me.
39464, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Chandler," ""Happy Birthday Peehe."""
39465, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Hey!
39466, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Yes! Very good.
39467, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler, Why did you get me this?
39468, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she saw the ring."
39469, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,No way!
39470, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,Nooo! It’s not okay! I can’t believe you would want to after what he did to me!
39471, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like ""Mr. Boss Man"". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, ""Boss Man Bing""."
39472, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ooh.
39473, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain."
39474, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,"Oh my God, I can’t believe this! Y’know, I thought…I thought you were a good guy."
39475, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel, But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.
39476, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!
39477, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you.
39478, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Hey!
39479, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Okay, okay... Chandler you... you stop it! "
39480, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, that's OK. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there."
39481, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel," So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?"
39482, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,..Then I've already seen this one! 
39483, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Honey, we gotta go!"
39484, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Umm, did you notice anything wierd about Ben today?"
39485, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Monica,All right? What’s going on?
39486, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"You had to do it, didn’t you? You couldn’t just leave it alone."
39487, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe, Hi!
39488, The Hospital," Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive,   They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney,",1,Rachel,Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
39489, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Oooh! I have something you can do! I have this new massage client... Steve?  Anyway, he's opening up a restaurant and he's looking for a head chef."
39490, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Okay. 
39491, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,
39492, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,But you said one.
39493, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Rachel,Hi!
39494, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Phoebe! Come on I’m serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
39495, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Aww.
39496, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid."
39497, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,Put your hands together.
39498, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"Okay, one thing at a time. "
39499, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"Yeah, and there won’t be a relationship left to rebuild."
39500, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line."
39501, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,Rachel. Rachel Rachel.  I love you the most.
39502, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey," Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwich in the world!"
39503, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Please, right now, no, every time I see him it’s like ‘Is it on the lose?’ ‘Is it watching me?’"
39504, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!"
39505, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Well...
39506, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Oh, what did I say?"
39507, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Joey,I still can’t believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
39508, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.
39509, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,What?!
39510, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Yes! Didn’t you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didn’t read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!"
39511, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,"I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue."
39512, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Okay, come on!  Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni."
39513, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,Sure.
39514, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak.  But to hell with that bitch."
39515, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well."
39516, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, totally."
39517, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross, Hello!
39518, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
39519, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,It sounds like it’s coming from across the street.
39520, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play."
39521, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel," Joey, where are those bags?"
39522, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler, Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
39523, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Ooh! That's my girl!
39524, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,Hey!  How’s it going?
39525, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler,I know.
39526, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,That guy Mark. From Bloomingdale's... She thinks he's just being nice to her. But I know he really wants to sleep with her.
39527, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Hey guys.  Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?"
39528, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Phoebe,"Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!"
39529, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout."
39530, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"I've had a very long, hard day."
39531, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.
39532, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler, Nooo.
39533, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,He's not having an affair!
39534, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,"God, I’m exhausted."
39535, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Monica,
39536, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,You wanna know how she knew him?  Because Phoebe used to mug people. 
39537, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"That's right. [Scene Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]"
39538, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ah, ah."
39539, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Can't really say!
39540, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Well, I know what I’m giving you for Christmas."
39541, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"That’s good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just…you did it with the wrong person.  What?"
39542, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,For three years?
39543, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,I can and I will! 
39544, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant.  So I guess she won’t be totally alone."
39545, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions."
39546, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Oh honey, but it is just about…"
39547, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Monica,"Oh, but it’s made her so happy."
39548, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,"Well, I didn't think I should just drop by..."
39549, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Ugh, I hate this year!"
39550, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Monica, Hey guys!
39551, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace."
39552, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
39553, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Wh-wh-what’s going on? Wh-what’s this about L.A.?
39554, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
39555, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can't—you can't do..."
39556, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,"No, it is me! Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in! Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that. I'm- I'm Monana!"
39557, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"Oh sweetie, when do you think you’re going to get off tonight?"
39558, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, is that you?"
39559, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store we’ve been too and I can’t find the perfect ring! 
39560, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,How many kids were we gonna have?
39561, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Okay well, then we’ll both do it today and he’ll just have to deal with it!"
39562, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Oh, well of course, the humiliating. So, so wee, we're okay."
39563, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe," Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you."
39564, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot."
39565, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler," Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!"
39566, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,"What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?"
39567, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Nothing! I said, I said ""You're so great"" and then I just, I just stopped talking!"
39568, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,. Please tell me those are clip-ons.
39569, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"I really do, yeah."
39570, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Uhh, Chandler's not here."
39571, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,I feel really sad that we're not…really there anymore.
39572, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,"Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!"
39573, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Really?!
39574, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"That’s not true, there are great pictures of us!"
39575, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"No, not yet."
39576, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,I’m so glad you could make it.
39577, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,Okay!
39578, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,Hey guys!
39579, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Oh. 
39580, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Why is it inside out?!
39581, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Yep! That's my thing...
39582, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, I had too. There was never any parking by the Psychology building."
39583, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Phoebe,We were out of Doritos.
39584, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable."
39585, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Joey, How’s that going?
39586, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
39587, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica," Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!"
39588, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
39589, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,You okay?
39590, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross, And she's supposed to buy this?!
39591, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Rachel,"Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!"
39592, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
39593, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"I’m right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there’s no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!"
39594, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, Gene."
39595, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Chandler, Should I tell her I ordered tea?
39596, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,What’s the matter?
39597, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Me too.
39598, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica," Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much."
39599, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
39600, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,Why not?
39601, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again."
39602, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,What do you mean?
39603, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, there’s this guy from Chicago who’s supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right? But then this guy’s right after him.  Hello!"
39604, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,"No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!"
39605, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross, Hi! Sorry I’m late. Were you sleeping?
39606, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,You were just being so nice to him!
39607, A restaurant in Rome," Monica is paying for the pizza,",3,Monica,"Why, how much is that?"
39608, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
39609, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"So-so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?"
39610, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff .  Who the hell are you!?
39611, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,"Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna....."
39612, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I’m sorry.
39613, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey, Hey buddy! How’s it going?
39614, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey,"It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy."
39615, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,What? That's like insanely easy!
39616, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,Hello?
39617, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler, What gave me away?
39618, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Chandler,Hi! Bye! 
39619, back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen."
39620, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,"No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebe’s our friend! Well, I’m not gonna watch it!"
39621, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
39622, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?"
39623, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you."
39624, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with."
39625, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"We’re not gonna have sex! Okay, nothing’s changed here. He still doesn’t want children and I still do, so that’s why we’re just gonna be friends."
39626, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"All right, buddy!"
39627, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,You’re turning into a women.
39628, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Let me see that.
39629, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, please!"
39630, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,You think?
39631, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,And to knowing that your career doesn't mean everything. 
39632, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,"Uh, good hands.  Healing hands."
39633, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,And the eye!
39634, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,You should be. I'm very bendy.  I'm gonna kiss you now.
39635, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
39636, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
39637, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,"Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over."
39638, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross, What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
39639, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
39640, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,Music. Very nice.
39641, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"I, uh, I'll go see. "
39642, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"All right, gentlemen, you’re up first."
39643, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica, Hey you guys.
39644, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Bye!
39645, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,Okay. 
39646, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,And that's how you bought it?
39647, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,So-so come! Why don’t you come?
39648, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel, Rach!
39649, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Maybe. Joey Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
39650, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"Phoebe is going to say ""Yes"" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!"
39651, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Ok, I..."
39652, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Well, maybe that’s, maybe that’s really brave."
39653, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"I’d love that. I would loooove…  So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little..."
39654, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"So, what movie should we see?"
39655, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Ok.  Thank you for coming with me today.
39656, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,I don’t use a curling iron.
39657, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.
39658, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Oh, this is soo bad. "
39659, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ross...
39660, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Thanks.
39661, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,"So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isn’t going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat."
39662, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him."
39663, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler," Okay, that’s enough honey!"
39664, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Hey!
39665, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook...."
39666, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"Oh no, how?"
39667, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,"Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! "
39668, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that."
39669, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,What?
39670, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"I know, I know, I'm sorry-"
39671, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!"
39672, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration."
39673, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,"That is funny, maybe for my birthday she’ll murder someone."
39674, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your touchy?
39675, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey," Yeah. So uh Ross, well now—why did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?"
39676, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Phoebe,"If you could do that, I’d marry the hippity-hop."
39677, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,You’re welcome.
39678, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Joey,"Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing."
39679, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,"How are ya? How are ya? Where are your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?"
39680, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,"Nope, she’s perfect."
39681, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Chandler,"It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family."
39682, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns."
39683, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
39684, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Phoebe,"Bye, Gene."
39685, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,They make you take an oath?
39686, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... "
39687, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,"Shhhhhhhhh!!!  I’m sorry, I thought maybe I’d make some warm milk and it would help me sleep."
39688, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,What?!
39689, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Did you make it, or are you just serving it?"
39690, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
39691, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.
39692, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,Who’s he huggin’?
39693, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"She, she was different."
39694, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too."
39695, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"God, look what I found in the drain."
39696, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,He's so funny! 
39697, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,I see.
39698, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,Wh-what?
39699, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
39700, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,Well I didn’t! I didn’t propose!  Did I? I haven’t slept in forty hours and…it does sound like something I would do.
39701, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
39702, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Two it is. Ross, how about you?"
39703, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, man, I’m sorry. Why?"
39704, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about."
39705, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, Hi.
39706, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Now, there’s two reasons."
39707, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship."
39708, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I’m going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I’m wearing underwear that goes up to about……there."
39709, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,Hey. Everything ok?
39710, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler,"Oh, come on! I don’t care! Come on! Whose is it?"
39711, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>"
39712, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass!  Come—Hey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? I’m-I’m not kidding here!"
39713, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Monica,"Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports."
39714, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,What’s up with Gene?
39715, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Ah! The high road...
39716, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! You cleaned!  Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!"
39717, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,What?
39718, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel,Oh! I’ve got a lot of those too!
39719, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Rachel,Yes!
39720, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,"Oh, it’s great! It’s a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips. "
39721, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
39722, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey, Hello!
39723, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Monica,"Hey, where have you been?"
39724, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler,Sure. Where?
39725, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Joey,
39726, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe, Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
39727, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,It’s funny you should mention diapers.
39728, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Monica,"Honey, both yours."
39729, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"I can't say, I just thought it was really good… and… maybe would be worth something some day. "
39730, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now."
39731, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,Have you seen your guy’s body?
39732, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m pretty confident about that. That’s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though."
39733, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,I have no idea. I mean… But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
39734, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Uh, Phoebe…"
39735, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Chandler,That’s great!
39736, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth."
39737, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,OK. 
39738, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y’know? The only problem is, Carl’s acting is… "
39739, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Wh-what, why?"
39740, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Oh my God!
39741, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know. It’s a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?"
39742, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Right?
39743, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,"Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona."
39744, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I can’t believe this! I shouldn’t be the one making her throw up!
39745, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I’m hardly a…"
39746, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,Urse...
39747, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"Oh, y’know what, I can’t, it really kills."
39748, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 840."
39749, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"I really, really am sorry."
39750, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I am. "
39751, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,The balloon?
39752, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,I got it!!
39753, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine."
39754, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"My beers?! Look you guys, she’s a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I just—I don’t see it going anywhere."
39755, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,But at least the apothecary table is real.
39756, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Hey.
39757, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel, Joey.
39758, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!"
39759, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesn’t that give me the right to control him—help him?"
39760, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"So listen uh, I know you and I haven’t really had a chance to talk since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were."
39761, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
39762, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,"Oh we were, but that was just a , I mean that was just a big drunken mistake."
39763, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,I did it anyway.
39764, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,That’s great!
39765, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica, It’s the deli again!
39766, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"So I guess we’re back to uh, Baby Girl."
39767, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,My surprise party!
39768, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,I know.
39769, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Don’t worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, ‘cause I’m going to tell the father today."
39770, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,No! That's-that's my arm!
39771, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Yeah. Run ten blocks, that’ll help the smell."
39772, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Not using it right, Joe."
39773, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Joey,Hey. 
39774, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Okay, Phoebe you know what you’re doing right?"
39775, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s so great to see you feeling like this!"
39776, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard."
39777, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane."
39778, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, what did happen?"
39779, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don’t fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they’ll start listening to all the nice things I’ve been saying about you."
39780, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,Huh. All right.
39781, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,You forget how many great songs Heart had.
39782, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,I think I’m gonna cry!
39783, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fianc�e.
39784, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,"Ah no. I don’t, but it could not have been more than sixty."
39785, The Gym," Chandler and Mr, Geller are heading for the whirlpool room,",7,Chandler,What did you do when they found out?
39786, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,"Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?"
39787, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,That was like 5 years ago.
39788, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Uhh… I think I just got engaged.
39789, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,Oh.
39790, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,Chandler!  Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
39791, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"Oh, you're... "
39792, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,They torn it down a few days early.
39793, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,Oh my God..
39794, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. "
39795, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Oh.
39796, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?"
39797, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?"
39798, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Ross,You got ink on your lip.
39799, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,Did I do something to you?
39800, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Chandler,Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?
39801, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,No!!
39802, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,Who?
39803, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, well he’s very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn’t speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me."
39804, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Just a little bit of sugar.
39805, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? "
39806, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Joey,"He doesn't do much, does he?"
39807, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,We are gonna be great parents.
39808, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,"Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!"
39809, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,I need two. I’m bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
39810, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Oh God twenty seconds my ass!!
39811, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
39812, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,"Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?"
39813, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh! It's not good.
39814, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?"
39815, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hey, it's me."
39816, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend ."
39817, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,He hates to lose.
39818, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Well, so what does he do?"
39819, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,Urse...
39820, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Anyway, there’s this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go…"
39821, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,All right.
39822, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,How many you want?
39823, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
39824, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, me too!"
39825, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Oh! 
39826, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!"
39827, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,"Come on! You’re good with kids. They’re just crazy on Halloween. Y’know, they’re all greedy and hopped up on sugar!"
39828, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Ross,What happened?
39829, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
39830, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y’know? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn’t kidding, she’s not fun, she’s stupid, and kind of a racist."
39831, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,"For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents."
39832, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,"Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?"
39833, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,It felt like a 'big guy' moment.
39834, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"18, uh? "
39835, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,"You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!"
39836, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,Who's laughing now?
39837, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,Ick-neck-tree-anis..... There’s a ‘g’ in there.
39838, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Rachel,Where's Chandler?
39839, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey," Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you."
39840, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,Really? Who-who have you taught?
39841, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,"Oh hey, don’t worry about it man. Don’t worry about it, no big deal."
39842, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.
39843, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica, We’ll be waiting for you…
39844, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
39845, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, you’re gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord."
39846, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?"
39847, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross, Yeah!
39848, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy."
39849, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph.
39850, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Doesn’t seem like it's going to work, I mean…"
39851, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler,"Yes, Bunny?"
39852, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now."
39853, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,"I’m watching the game, but I’m not deaf!"
39854, Joey's audition,,3,Joey,Really? Thanks.
39855, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!"
39856, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,
39857, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
39858, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, and treat it is. "
39859, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,We didn’t fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
39860, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one."
39861, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,Emma's awake.
39862, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler, I’m Chandler; I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.
39863, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you."
39864, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Hi!  Oh, yeah, no, I know. You're a chef. I know, and I thought of you first, but um, Chandler's the one who needs a job right now, so...."
39865, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,That’s right.
39866, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,What happened?
39867, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Yeah...
39868, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush."
39869, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Wait, wait. Do you hear that?"
39870, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey, I don't know.
39871, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,I'm sorry. It's just the idea of being an official Bing.
39872, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Ooh, I like that."
39873, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,Where’s your bed?
39874, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,What do I do now?
39875, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella. Don’t, don’t just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity..."
39876, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Phoebe,Oh thank you.
39877, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Oh, please tell me it’s not because I’m going with Mark."
39878, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,I’m sorry honey.
39879, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,I don't have a *job*!
39880, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,Shhh!
39881, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,And I’ve got the car keys.
39882, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Sorry. I’m sorry. Y'know what, we’re just gonna throw it."
39883, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,Oh my God.
39884, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Nobody move!  Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!"
39885, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,"Glass, sand, whatever. "
39886, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,"That’s not true, you don’t have a moustache."
39887, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Have you ever taken out the trash? 
39888, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Yeah.
39889, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Well, I didn't know what else to do!"
39890, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Veto. Sawyer?
39891, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
39892, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Okay that’s even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, it’s just that now that they’re in me it’s like, it’s like I know them y’know, I mean-I mean, it’s just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away."
39893, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,You mean a backup?
39894, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, he’s gotta be in the room for that to work."
39895, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh no!  Oh! Wow!!!
39896, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?"
39897, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Phoebe! 
39898, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Awww, man! Really?"
39899, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
39900, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Like what?
39901, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Hm-hmm!
39902, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend."
39903, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Chandler,"Ross-Joey, Joey-Ross. "
39904, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,"Four letters ""Circle or hoop""."
39905, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,
39906, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,"Honey, it’s not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when there’s a screaming baby around."
39907, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey,"""I need an answer now!"" "
39908, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Chandler,"Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around."
39909, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Chandler,I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
39910, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Come on guys! Let’s go! Come on, it’s second down."
39911, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what? That’s a lot to remember, can’t I just tell her you’re a pig?"
39912, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"Okay.  Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant?"
39913, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Joey,"No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! "
39914, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"No, I know, I know, that this is Frank’s life,  y'know. Y'know, I don’t want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, it’s sick and wrong!"
39915, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel, Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
39916, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Joey,"It’s all London, baby! Here we go. "
39917, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what, I’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more."
39918, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Okay, hey, museum geeks, party’s over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parent’s basement. All right.  Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right."
39919, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,Yeah! 
39920, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel," Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?"
39921, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,Uh... Charlie and I broke up.
39922, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,"Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something."
39923, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica."
39924, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I think you should drink the fat.
39925, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,…I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
39926, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
39927, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, You picked Ross?!
39928, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey, What's this?
39929, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??"
39930, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,She said what?
39931, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Well, she told me too! "
39932, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,I love the license plate game!
39933, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey, Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
39934, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok."
39935, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Well look who’s here!
39936, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ooh... oooh...  Can I ask you a question?
39937, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel," Oh honey thank God you’re home, I was getting worried."
39938, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Chandler," Noo!! I don’t care! I’m not, I’m not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!"
39939, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Yeah. So y’know, I have all of these feelings and I don’t know what to do about them, because I can’t date like a normal person, which is fine because I don’t need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, y’know? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what he’s doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so…hard…to find.  So how was your day?"
39940, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,No.
39941, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,I know but it’s so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
39942, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Well, these. These are yours right here. "
39943, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler, So how're you doing?
39944, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,Wow! You-you look great!
39945, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Rachel,"Amazingly, that makes sense."
39946, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,No! No! No! No——one can beat me.
39947, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example."
39948, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,All right!
39949, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmm, noodle soup."
39950, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,My wife’s a lesbian.
39951, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,"Wait, wait, wait! "
39952, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Ross, I do. I do. I do.
39953, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,You don’t have to worry about that okay?
39954, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Alright, well the rest of you get comfortable, ok, because we're gonna be here for a li... Wait a minute, there is a window in there!"
39955, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,Anybody wanna trade? Oh...
39956, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey," Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner."
39957, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,"Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre."
39958, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"You may be a sissy but I'll still . All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do one"
39959, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,What are you talking about?
39960, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,Men are such idiots.
39961, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"Well yeah, but then…"
39962, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry."
39963, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"So, how dark is it gonna get?"
39964, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Yeah. I’ll uh, I’ll call ya."
39965, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Rachel,That is so cool.
39966, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,RACHEL!
39967, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,"Hornswoggle?  Ooh, this must be killing you."
39968, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
39969, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,So! Things can go wrong! You don’t know! What if he doesn’t make it?!
39970, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey, It’s a pleasure to meet you Ray.
39971, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Yes.
39972, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Joey,You're a dork.
39973, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Yes.  Yes!
39974, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,Okay. Let us start with the A's. Advertising.
39975, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,What’s the big deal?
39976, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,Oh yeah! 
39977, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Hey-hey are you drunk?
39978, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,One!
39979, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,"I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey."
39980, Ross',,9,Ross,"Oh, yeah, yeah that�s Michelle."
39981, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Monica,Hey!
39982, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
39983, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,What!?
39984, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe," All I could think of was y’know, ""Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"""
39985, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,"Oh, great!"
39986, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, it’s like all I’m doing is running back and forth from the huddle."
39987, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"I just don’t want him to meet anybody until I am over my crush—And I will get over it. It’s-it’s not like I love him, it’s just physical! But—I mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!"
39988, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,"Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now."
39989, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica," Again, you're welcome."
39990, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids."
39991, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Monica," Well, the club lost it's power."
39992, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"Honey, you gotta talk to her."
39993, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"No, we weren't!"
39994, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,It was a dry day.
39995, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,That’s kinda nice.
39996, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, actually it’s a hockey team, so it’s angry Canadians with no teeth."
39997, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,But I thought that ring stood for Caprice’s undying love for her brother.
39998, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,Thanks!
39999, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? It’s-it’s gotten great reviews! Y’know the uh…"
40000, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,"Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half."
40001, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. .
40002, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!"
40003, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,I got you the foot massager.
40004, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica," Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum."
40005, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I'll stop."
40006, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Rachel,Wait!  Okay!
40007, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Oh okay, well I’m a masseuse, and I used to work at this place…"
40008, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe,"Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... "
40009, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,"Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell me—just say, ""I don't like your massages."""
40010, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,What are you doing?
40011, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Well yeah!
40012, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Well, last weekend…"
40013, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Hey. Oh good-good you’re here! All right, I figured it out. I’m gonna take two tables of eight, I’m gonna add your parents, and I’m gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!"
40014, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,Okay. 
40015, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me."
40016, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,What?
40017, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don’t cry! Let me get my checkbook! 
40018, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"...desperate, needy, pathetic?"
40019, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Joey," Okay, Blast off!"
40020, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"It does, really?"
40021, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Umm, say you’re gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?"
40022, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the window in the attic!
40023, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,What?
40024, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
40025, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Really?! You promise?
40026, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I can’t figure out what to make Monica.
40027, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,Yep...
40028, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa!  Joey, do they know that we know?"
40029, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,There’s no question.
40030, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay.  You uh, you wanna hear something weird?"
40031, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head."
40032, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?"
40033, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Joey,"Well, I’m pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy."
40034, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
40035, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"All right, I’m gonna go! "
40036, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,I’m so sorry.
40037, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Rachel," Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!"
40038, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel, No.
40039, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
40040, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
40041, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler, I’ll talk to them!
40042, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross,And here's little Ben nodding off...
40043, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,And there’s daddy!
40044, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,"Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey."
40045, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,"Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?"
40046, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,You got fired?!
40047, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica, Okay..
40048, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,"Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! "
40049, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross, Hey Tommy.
40050, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Thank you.
40051, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"So I just talked to one of the DOOL writers today, and…"
40052, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,"Ohh, how is he?"
40053, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!"
40054, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,"Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya.  What uh—How come you’re not going?"
40055, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,Really?!
40056, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Come in!
40057, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"No, I’m not gonna pick them up."
40058, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ewww, is that what that is?"
40059, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah, sure, that too."
40060, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Or, or the rodeo!!"
40061, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Rachel,"Aww Pheebs, that sucks!"
40062, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?"
40063, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Rachel," Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi."
40064, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,"Come here.  Okay, be right back."
40065, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,I don’t know. But I-I-I know I love you!
40066, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
40067, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, wait!"
40068, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Yay! And that takes what? Just six or seven minutes.
40069, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Jan-Janice!
40070, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah!!
40071, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?
40072, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes."
40073, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Oh, it's a Macy's bag!"
40074, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"No Ross!!  Don’t! You can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn’t work that way. It doesn’t just make it better. Okay?"
40075, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know it’s weird, it’s awkward, but you gotta at least try."
40076, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Veto. Sawyer?
40077, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"No, no, don’t. Why don’t we?"
40078, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit."
40079, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too."
40080, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,Isn’t it cool! Varoom! Varoom!
40081, Mona’s Apartment," she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes, Meanwhile, Mona’s date takes off Ross’s shirt and Mona throws it on the floor, While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch,",8,Ross,Hello!!
40082, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,I thought I was making him filet mignon?
40083, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Thank you!
40084, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Joey,"So, who’s the guy?"
40085, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross," Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!"
40086, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident."
40087, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room."
40088, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,Who are you kidding?  You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
40089, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Rach, there’s something uh, important I have to tell you."
40090, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Hero, I uh, I don’t know—well, all right."
40091, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that."
40092, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Insane.
40093, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well I-I talked to and uh, she’s definitely going to have this baby. Y’know, she said she was gonna raise it on her own."
40094, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Phoebe,Ten dollars an hour for what?
40095, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,What’s going on?
40096, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,I don’t know how to play Cups.
40097, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it."
40098, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,You get the dollhouse.
40099, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica, Hey! There you are!
40100, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, Rachel. And this ."
40101, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, even this is turning me on!"
40102, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica," Again, you're welcome."
40103, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat."
40104, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,
40105, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, don’t tell us. We’ll just wait until Chandler gets home,  because it’ll be more fun that way."
40106, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,Uh-huh!
40107, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Oh no, none of them are the father. The father is my brother."
40108, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,"Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?"
40109, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I don’t want to go. I’m having fun.
40110, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I was telling them about you and Emily. Y'know, try to get some sympathy."
40111, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
40112, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Monica,It was Laura... She gave us a great report and we are officially on the waiting list.
40113, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened."
40114, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,Fake? Excuse me? Hello? 
40115, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?"
40116, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Yes, every single one of them."
40117, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I’ve discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women’s names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own."
40118, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey, I’ll tell you about it later. Be cool.
40119, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,"Wait a minute, why don’t you just call Mark.  I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you’ve got to make stuff happen."
40120, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross," OK, here goes."
40121, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?"
40122, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,"Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer."
40123, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,Hell yeah!!!
40124, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Just can't believe I'm in Rachel Green's room.
40125, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,Okay..Okay.. Look. I’m sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.
40126, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Okay! Okay!  I’m so glad you’re here.
40127, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey, What is that?
40128, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through the tunnel, to the other side!"
40129, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress."
40130, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,Huh.
40131, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,"Well, it is overdue."
40132, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,What?!
40133, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Thanks.
40134, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,You won’t let go?
40135, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"""Where’d you grow up,"" it’s so simple!"
40136, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,That would be Casey. We’re going out tonight.
40137, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,"No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebe’s our friend! Well, I’m not gonna watch it!"
40138, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Mmmm.
40139, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,Where? 
40140, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
40141, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,No I—Mona!
40142, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that."
40143,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,
40144, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, you’re being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!"
40145, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,"I love you, too."
40146, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey," ""…Amy! Happy birthday to you!"""
40147, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Name?  I know Ross but what’s it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher."
40148, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving!"
40149, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago."
40150, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Phoebe,Oh! Oop! 
40151, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those ""healthy, healthy, healthy guys""?"
40152, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,"So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?"
40153, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,She even reads for pleasure!
40154, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Always.
40155, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Ross,"Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!"
40156, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,I got you the foot massager.
40157, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Oh my God! He did it?
40158, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,Wow! I can’t believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!
40159, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,Nuh-uh.
40160, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Two brothers, one died!"
40161, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Toll-booth.
40162, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Look Joey, come on she’s so perfect for you! I mean she’s sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch."
40163, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,"Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, ""Do you see a future?"" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her?  Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didn’t you?!"
40164, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My father’s boat didn’t make that much noise when it hit rocks!
40165, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Oh.
40166, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, all right. I just spent the entire afternoon looking for a present for Kathy that would be better than the rabbit."
40167, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,Interesting. all right I'll go out with her again and try to get past it  OH SALT BLOATY!
40168, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,"Three of your five, what?"
40169, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
40170, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Phoebe,"Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel’s sister’s cabin. "
40171, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
40172, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,Wow! I would trade.
40173, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, sorry. Yeah. "
40174, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,"Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job."
40175, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,I think we may have really done it this time.
40176, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh.
40177, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"Correct, his profession was?"
40178, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Thank you!
40179, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,But then we ditch those two and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem.
40180, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, you don't think sharks are sexy do you?
40181, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,To pay for the gym.
40182, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,I didn't order lemonade.
40183, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey, Are we watchin’ the tape or not?!
40184, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, it’ll be great! You can, you can lay on the beach and I can cry over my failed marriage. See-see how I make jokes?"
40185, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Ross,"You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. "
40186, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Oh, you know... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about... Newcastle disease... and I think I might have it!!"
40187, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,No drops!
40188, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, is the play over?"
40189, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,And what is his name?
40190, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Yeah sure.
40191, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,"Oh, good luck."
40192, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Joey,"Dude, you soooo need this car."
40193, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s gonna poop!
40194, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe,What-what’s up?
40195, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Nice try.  See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.
40196, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!"
40197, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
40198, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Monica,Tell him.
40199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist."
40200, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Joey,"I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars."
40201, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
40202, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,And... moment's over!  You know what? You're done.
40203, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Hey, how are you guys doing?"
40204, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,I see pizza!
40205, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Pancho Vila?
40206, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe’s baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isn’t happy about it,",4,Phoebe,"What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, what’s my next present?!"
40207, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo."
40208, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Really? I'd say 3 to 4.
40209, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,"So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes."
40210, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"
40211, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"What?! You can’t shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!"
40212, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Thanks.
40213, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log."
40214, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,I don’t care! The wires have come loose in your head!
40215, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe," Oh, that’s beautiful."
40216, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom. 
40217, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"Oh, I like that. Yeah…"
40218, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!  Be murky!
40219, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel, Hey!
40220, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,"Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?"
40221, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,Hey.
40222, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,3-2-1 oh!!
40223, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Bye-bye-e!
40224, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,Hey you guys!
40225, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Monica,Phoebe!
40226, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,What’s that now?
40227, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,And she's a little mannish...
40228, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,Yes. Yes. Yes. I can’t believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I can’t eat meat!
40229, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey,That’ll be $3.85.
40230, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,You're welcome for a delicious dinner.
40231, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,I’m actually with her on this one.
40232, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him."
40233, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,Ooh... she backed out.
40234, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.
40235, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Chandler,What?
40236, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,"Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, don’t we Ben? "
40237, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"Well then we’d be in a lot of trouble, you don’t know where any countries are.  opened up?"
40238, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Ross,"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer?  I'm fine, I'm fine."
40239, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,"Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!"
40240, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Rachel,What?!
40241, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler,What are you doing?!
40242, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!
40243, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them."
40244, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,"Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it."
40245, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,"I-I, did that for you."
40246, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,What?!
40247, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Monica,So I hide in the shower and the next thing you know they’re going at it right on the bathroom floor.
40248, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"No! All he’s thinking about is how you’re taking this! I mean, listen it’s totally freaking him out. He’s talking about moving to Vermont."
40249, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Hey!
40250, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,I want me to stay too.
40251, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh come on, I already went."
40252," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?"
40253, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,I thought so.
40254, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,"Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world’s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!"
40255, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,"Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!"
40256, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,She's doing her laundry.
40257, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Ross,Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?
40258, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey, You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?
40259, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Je depli mblue.
40260, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, ""Wow! It’s been a long time since I had…  327 + 238 dollars!"""
40261, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,It was terrible. I fought with 
40262, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I guess, but what’s like heads and what’s tails?"
40263, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica," Hey, guys. I’m here to pick out my Christmas tree."
40264, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,My husband.
40265, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Thanks!
40266, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no."
40267, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Okay! All right! How was she?
40268, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Ah, Rachel I guess."
40269, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,You wanted it to be a surprise.
40270, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out."
40271, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place...."
40272, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Chandler,"Well, you’re not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes…"
40273, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!"
40274, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,Just like you told her you did!  ... Just pointing out the irony.
40275, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Oh no, now it’s not gonna make any sense!"
40276, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Phoebe,Wanna go see a movie?
40277, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,"Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here."
40278, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey, Hey.
40279, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!"
40280, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,"Phoebe, it’s been two days."
40281, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"OW, why, why, why?"
40282, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,"Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there."
40283, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later.  Hey, how about maroon?"
40284, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,Not yet.
40285, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,"Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?"
40286, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... "
40287, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!
40288, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross, Oh my God! Rachel Green?
40289, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,You know my birthday.
40290, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"No, hey, it's been great."
40291, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Oh great! 
40292, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Phoebe, And this?
40293, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Cat! What'm I saying? Cat!
40294, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.",8,Monica,
40295, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now."
40296, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,"Joey, we have something to tell you."
40297, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Uh-huh.
40298, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Hey!  Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?"
40299, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,"But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus..."
40300, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Monica,Hi Roger.
40301, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?
40302, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake."
40303, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Okay. So we're, we're good?"
40304, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,"Look, I’m just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff."
40305, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,What?
40306, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,"Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet."
40307, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
40308, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,All right! Just hurry up!
40309, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
40310, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car."
40311, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?"
40312, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,I made it myself.
40313, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I cannot believe you didn’t pick me.
40314, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig."
40315, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Chandler!
40316, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen."
40317, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!"
40318, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,You were trying to eat it!
40319, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Joey,"This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasn’t allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!"
40320, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two aren’t together, she asked if I could set it up, but if you’re not cool with it..."
40321, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica," So, did you two have fun?"
40322, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"No, sorry haven't seen him."
40323, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Eh, either way I’ll pass.  What’s so funny?!"
40324, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Hi!
40325, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn’t show up by then, then just come on home."
40326, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
40327, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Chandler,"Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship."
40328, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"God, it’s great to catch up! I can’t believe how long it’s been!"
40329, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey,Later!  Hot girl! Hot girl!!
40330, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross, That was very nice Ashley.
40331, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Hi!
40332, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Sounds like a date to me.
40333, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey, Good morning.
40334, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh hey!
40335, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Chandler,"So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?"
40336, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,I will not take this abuse. 
40337, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is."
40338, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Hey!
40339, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,Damnit!
40340, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say…"
40341, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Really?! You think so? Y’know, I had just rolled out of bed."
40342, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"So Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?"
40343, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe," Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?"
40344, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,
40345, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody’s work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
40346, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler, There are seven?!
40347, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Okay so, we’ll just come up with some kind of signal if it’s going well you can take off."
40348, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Green Bay.",8,Phoebe,
40349, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,You’re welcome.
40350, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I'd say about a month."
40351, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say ""When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"""
40352, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Ah-haah! I win!!
40353, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Oh My God, Phoebe, that’s not Ralph Lauren. That’s Kenny the copy guy."
40354, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? "
40355, The ride along,,5,Chandler,"Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay."
40356, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would ya?"
40357, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You love me!
40358, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Joey,Good for you!
40359, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Your hands are shaking.
40360, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Rachel,True story.
40361, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"
40362, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Get out of here, really?!"
40363, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!"
40364, Estelle's  Office," Joey is there,",5,Joey,She’s a woman!
40365, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Yeah?
40366, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"No, lets just draw straws."
40367, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!
40368, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!"
40369, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,You call that delicious?
40370, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
40371, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,You got fired?!
40372, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey, Althea!
40373, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
40374, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,No it is not!
40375, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,"Oh, sure! I’m sure."
40376, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,After what I did? Can you blame her?
40377, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,Hey.
40378, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,That’s great!
40379, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Not once!
40380, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne..."
40381, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,"All right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!"
40382, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Yeah well, if ah, if that’s the rule this weekend...  No!"
40383, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Chandler, Someone comment on the pants!
40384, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!"
40385, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
40386, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Chandler is a complex fellow, one who is unlikely to take a wife."
40387, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica,I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?
40388, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,"Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat."
40389, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,He’s not boring! He’s just-he’s just low key.
40390, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,Uh!
40391, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Okay, well keep in mind that by the time you're done, they'll probably be serving dinner."
40392, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  B - O - S ...,10,Ross,
40393, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,"I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!"
40394, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Monica,"That, you get? That, you get?"
40395, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
40396, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"Because I am bored...Out of my mind. I’ve already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners."
40397, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Today is the sixth.
40398, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe," Hey, did she buy it?"
40399, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,"Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we-  Sorry. Sorry."
40400, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"That, that's what's stupid."
40401, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.
40402, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Well, so, will you help me? I really wanna be in this play."
40403, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
40404, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Chandler,I was shrieking... like a Marine.
40405, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Chandler, He has a gun!
40406, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,What about these? These look the same?
40407, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Thanks.
40408, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned."
40409, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,"Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so…"
40410, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Okay sorry, whew."
40411, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Okay!
40412, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Drum roll.
40413, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,I don't do that.
40414, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty."
40415, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
40416, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ross, I swear, I don’t know."
40417, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Rachel,"Oh, are you sure you're ok?"
40418, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"That’s okay, I’m not so crazy about myself right now either."
40419, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!
40420, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,No! I’m not finished yet! Don’t! Don’t you dare hang up on me!!!
40421, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency."
40422, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. 
40423, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Yeah. It's Dutch.
40424, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?"
40425, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys."
40426, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"Well, I guess you’re right. Maybe, maybe I’ll take her down to the incinerator. It’s gonna be so said, and kinda cool.  She’s heeled!"
40427, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"Oh my God, how did you do that?"
40428, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"Yeah, right!"
40429, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Ross,Huh. This is nice.
40430, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...
40431, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,"Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this… "
40432, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,I want to see what he wants first.
40433, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Feminine stuff.
40434, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,Because it kinda looked like I did.
40435, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"That’s right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. "
40436, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out."
40437, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, no, I don’t, I don’t know. But, y'know what, maybe it’s just all for the best?"
40438, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Ross, can you pass me the yams?"
40439, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,What? I'm not allowed to know smart women?
40440, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me."
40441, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Sure you do.
40442, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,No-no-no! This chair’s not going anywhere.
40443, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, I like swimmer’s bodies!"
40444, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
40445, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn?  ""You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."""
40446, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,But I just wa...
40447, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler," Yes, yes eight."
40448, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler," OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down."
40449, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just ."
40450, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh! It all looks so beautiful the turkey, the stuffing..."
40451, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"I’m understanding, but let’s not get carried away."
40452, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"All right then, when I’m done with this place, it’s gonna be ten times better than that place!"
40453, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place."
40454, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe, He’s holding us back.
40455, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.
40456, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this."
40457, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,Hey-hey-hey that’s funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
40458, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,You mean the guy who kept calling you Ron?
40459, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?"
40460, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,Second date!
40461, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,"Hey! I’ve got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone’s names in them and inside is everyone’s individual birth stone."
40462, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,And you’ll be topless?
40463, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel," Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts."
40464, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel," I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...."
40465, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,"That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together… having sex."
40466, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,What?
40467, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,"Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?"
40468, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,I'll do it!
40469, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!
40470, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. Get out!  Oh come…Phoebe!"
40471, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,"Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing."
40472, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
40473, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Yay!!
40474, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"oh, honey.."
40475, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,"Okay, I’m done. Do mine."
40476, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good."
40477, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Wow! That is a great picture!
40478, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Mom no, come on! Thank you."
40479, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Monica,It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean you’re having a baby!
40480, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I can still do that."
40481, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Chandler,"Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered."
40482, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
40483, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Morning, roomie!"
40484, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,You don’t have to shout everything.
40485, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind."
40486, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler," Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!"
40487, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
40488, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,Phoebe!
40489, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,How do you know so much about this?
40490, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,"Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back."
40491, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler, Was that another question?
40492, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, I change my mind! "
40493, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!"
40494, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Yeah, that’s what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh…Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. It’s…too girly."
40495, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,Might wanna try Joseph.
40496, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I am. "
40497, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,All right.
40498, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,Ohh! Me too!
40499, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents."
40500, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"All right, I just wanted to check."
40501, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. I'm a hard ass.
40502, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"All right, so... next time, you take her to your place."
40503, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!"
40504, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"Ohh, that’s too bad!"
40505, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,what?
40506, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less."
40507, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical.  Are you sure you’re okay?"
40508, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,Hot dog?
40509, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica, Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
40510, Boarding the plane,,10,Chandler,Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.
40511, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,A dollar?
40512, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,
40513, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?  I could call immigration!"
40514, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.
40515, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe," Oh, that’s good."
40516, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, is Chandler here?"
40517, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,You know the book says that whenever she’s sleeping I should be sleeping so… 
40518, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Hey! Okay, so I thought we’d start with my make up and then do my hair."
40519, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! "
40520, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica, I don't get older. I just get better!
40521, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,You found me a guy?
40522, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe," You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we’re then gonna go skiing?"
40523, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,"Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?"
40524, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Hey Mon.
40525, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Nooo!
40526, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,No-no-no-no!
40527, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Wow, really?"
40528, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,People! People say it! Come here! 
40529, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Yeah well that’s because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper."
40530, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Joey,Ohh! 
40531, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,That is amazing.
40532, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated."
40533, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Chandler,Yeah! You wanna come?
40534, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"All right, well maybe I’m enjoying it a little bit. I mean I’m getting pretty good at it."
40535, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question."
40536, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Oh, thank you that’s very helpful, I’m glad you came over."
40537, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Paris?
40538, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end."
40539, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks! "
40540, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,"Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can."
40541, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,"Oh. Oh, that’s right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didn’t."
40542, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,What the?! 
40543, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Not bad.
40544, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel, oooh! Oh oh!
40545, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,"Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. He’s a patient of mine, I’ve been treating him for years!"
40546, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now."
40547, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Ohhh! My God! For tiny salt!
40548, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah... yeah."
40549, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey, I’m 30!
40550, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica," No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding."
40551, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross," Huh-huh, they already know it."
40552, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross," No I don’t want to play video games, Joey!"
40553, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?"
40554, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?"
40555, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,pel.
40556, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
40557, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"Hey, great! All right!"
40558, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?
40559, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Ow!
40560, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,You’re my friend!
40561, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe, We're back!
40562, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Ross,"Okay, forward. Forward—Stop!  Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!"
40563, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Yeah I know it’s really boring, but it’s like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime."
40564, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem."
40565, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Monica,"Aww, thank you.  Uh Rach?"
40566, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,
40567, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"So I guess it’s just uh, you and me then."
40568, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,...What shoe?
40569, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other."
40570, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"I’m sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?"
40571, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Chandler,"Y'know, I, I really don’t think we need a canoe."
40572, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Ross,Food.
40573, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh come——Of course I know that. I mean of course you never leave a baby alone! I mean who would—she wouldn’t be safe as she would be with me, the baby dummy. Oh God, okay. Y’know what? I think opening the presents right now is a little overwhelming right now. So I think umm, I’m just gonna maybe open them a little bit later, but thank you all for coming. And for these beautiful gifts, and this basket is beautiful."
40574, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,Dude! 
40575, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Hey! Sleeping beauty!
40576, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Forget it.
40577, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey,"Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche I’ve got the keys too, still there!"
40578, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play."
40579, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I’m not feeling it.
40580, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,IF you hold a spider.
40581, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing?! It’s never gonna happen, she’s seeing somebody."
40582, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"You do, huh?"
40583, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Good enough to get fired.
40584, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,Chandler! 
40585, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Yes, you did!"
40586, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Wh-what do you mean?
40587, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Dog grooming huh? Okay, just don’t make my tail too poofy."
40588, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe," Okay, I'm ready."
40589, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"We're just here to say goodbye, we're off to Ohio."
40590, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,Why would the copy guy say he was Ralph Lauren?
40591, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler,Nice job Joe! You’re quite the craftsmen.
40592, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you."
40593, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Okay, time to take off the bra. "
40594, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,"Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?"
40595, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"At the coffeehouse, right."
40596, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh Ross!
40597, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel, So did you read your evaluation yet?
40598, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,Hmmm….
40599, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,How was the honeymoon?
40600, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"I can smell it a little, bake the pie."
40601, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"Well, I feel fine, but I think you’re bumming out the rest of the kids."
40602, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,Really?
40603, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here.  Lily, from high school. Remember?"
40604, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,"Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who I’m taking to the awards. "
40605, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?"
40606, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?"
40607, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Then, you will definitely get him back!"
40608, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,That’s a little more than I wanted to see.
40609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Ross!
40610, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,These are for Erica!
40611, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,"Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn’t shut up."
40612, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,My apothecary table!!!
40613, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, so do you."
40614, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Ohh! Right! Right, sorry, I’ll be right back!"
40615, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,And you know Monica and Ross!
40616, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Joey,What's wrong buddy?
40617, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby."
40618, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,No I don't.
40619, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"So uh, what are you guys doing?"
40620, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Monica,I’d move in tomorrow!
40621, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?"
40622, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"What a sad little life she must lead. Okay, ooh ."
40623, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you."
40624, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!"
40625, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Ross,Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.
40626, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Hi liar!
40627, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
40628, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey," I’M CURVY, AND I LIKE IT!"
40629, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
40630, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,You own the room.  We should probably get-get uh…
40631, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Did you do it on our invitations?!
40632, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
40633, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
40634, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Ross,"Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?"
40635, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,You still on that?
40636, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel," Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?"
40637, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,What about this? 
40638, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life."
40639, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Phoebe,She's a waitress.
40640, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel, Maybe.
40641, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Okay, y’know what? Don’t worry, okay? We’ll take care of it. We’ll call her. Just go home and get ready."
40642, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Hang on buddy! 
40643, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"I dunno, let’s see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl."
40644, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"So, I’ll get-get back to my friend."
40645, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Ross,"Hey, how are you holding up?"
40646, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"She doesn’t know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I can’t even return them, because she choked on the reciept!"
40647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,Gimme ‘em!
40648, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Phoebe,"You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel."
40649, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Hey!
40650, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,All right. 
40651, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,Yes?
40652, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey, Guess which job I got.
40653, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right...  I'm sorry...!"
40654, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"‘Why don’t you call him?!’ Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!"
40655, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Look it’s not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door."
40656, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"that would've been better, I'll try that Hi I'm Joey."
40657, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,Crazy bitch.
40658, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I-I'm, I'm having a boy?"
40659, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,Oh! 
40660, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?"
40661, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"So, Ross and I are going to Disneyland and we stop at this restaurant for tacos. And when I say restaurant, I mean a guy, a hibachi, and the trunk of his car. So Ross has about 10 tacos. And anyway, we’re on Space Mountain and Ross starts to feel a little iffy."
40662, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Joey,"Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up."
40663, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Basketball!
40664, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,"Okay Bob listen uhh, I’m the reason you didn’t get the job up here."
40665, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open."
40666, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Monica," So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War."
40667, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Oh man! 
40668, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, then I must be disoriented."
40669, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Ross,Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.
40670, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Monica,Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you  were trying to get Ross stoned!
40671, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Okay.
40672, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Damn it!
40673, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
40674, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! 
40675, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Look, you and I went to different high schools..."
40676, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,What?
40677, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,She really left.
40678, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Well...
40679, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right?  And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face."
40680, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Oops sorry, my mistake."
40681, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel, You're so pretty.
40682, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
40683, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey, Hey!!
40684, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I know! I know. You know what? I’m putting Ruth back on the table!
40685, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women."
40686, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Monica,"Me too! Yeah, Chandler can’t stand it. He won’t even allow me to have blue cheese in the house."
40687, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"Oh, no..."
40688, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Y’know it doesn’t matter how much I’m craving it. Y’know why I’m never gonna eat meat? Because it’s murder, cold blooded murder."
40689, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Monica,Yes!
40690, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"Believe me, if I did see with someone, there’s no way I... "
40691, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I have a question. When is this gonna air?"
40692, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
40693, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Wh?!
40694, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey, No! Drums!
40695, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"I’m not proving anything. Okay, I’m done listening to you. If I hadn’t let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never would’ve put my fist through the wall!"
40696, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Honey, I’m not even going to pretend I was listening. "
40697, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,Unagi. I’m always aware.
40698, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,No.
40699, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,"Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it."
40700, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel," No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese."
40701, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,Yeah!
40702, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,Yep!
40703, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Okay Joey? Chandler's here, he was wondering…  Okay, I guess he ran out of change."
40704, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Rachel, calm down!"
40705, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross," Oh Joey, Joey! But still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together."
40706, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Come on, he won’t even know what they mean."
40707, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler,Okay!  We're gonna get married!
40708, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Oh great! What, you brought Joey?"
40709, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you!
40710, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,"....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store."
40711, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"Yeah, you have to go fight for her!"
40712, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Well sure. But I get married all the time so…
40713, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey," Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!"
40714, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,In Human Resources!!!!!!
40715, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,"I’m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I—look, I just want you guys to be safe.  Ahhh, huh? Unagi."
40716, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,What do you say?
40717, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Yeah I know; he’s in Ben’s class.
40718, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,Really?
40719, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Oh, yeah, well I already did that! They said they’re gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders."
40720, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?"
40721, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh no-no, no! It’s good! It’s all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!"
40722, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"Here we come, walkin' down the—this doesn't smell like Mom's."
40723, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Fine.  She’s wearing my bra!
40724, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
40725, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,Huh.
40726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Huh.
40727, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,No.
40728, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Bing's weird.
40729, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,"Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away."
40730, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? "
40731, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,Who would you rather be Simon or Garfunkle?
40732, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,"Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?"
40733, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,"No, too late. You can't give it back! "
40734, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,What's going on with you?
40735, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!"
40736, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,Hi!
40737, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Monica,Look at this. 
40738, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Maybe they don’t trust us.
40739, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,"No, we’d just like to close them."
40740, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,Ohh.
40741, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"One, two, three!"
40742, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,Hey…
40743, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Umm, hi!"
40744, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,"Man, tough week for Estelle!"
40745, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,"Oh no, yes I do! I do! I mean, come on go on, you were, you were saying I am happier when uh, y’know?"
40746, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Are you serious?
40747, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it..."
40748, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe, Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
40749, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe," Ross, how many parents have you lost?"
40750, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,Will you-will you please?
40751, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!"
40752, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,"Well you coulda tried, not kissing him."
40753, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"No, it was a mistake! I made a mistake! Okay?"
40754, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,Okay!  Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!
40755, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?"
40756, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together."
40757, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,"Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding…"
40758, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,…in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?
40759, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,Forget about her.
40760, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Chandler,"Yeah all right.  Okay, good night guys."
40761, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,Why are we in bed together?
40762, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Yes.
40763, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"I messed up, it was a meeting, everybody was smoking."
40764, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Ohh, well, that’s ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. It’s up here on some hook..and…smells different."
40765, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Easy tiger.
40766, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!"
40767, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross," ""…subcategories. The first of these subcategories is…"""
40768, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey,"The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up!  But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?"
40769, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!"
40770, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,Ahh.
40771, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!"
40772, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Noooooooo!!
40773, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?"
40774, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,We really need to take those tests?
40775, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,"Oh, Mon, sure."
40776, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Ross,"Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional."
40777, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,"Thank you.  Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?"
40778, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,"We left Joey alone with the food!  Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!"
40779, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel, The screaming guy?
40780, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica," Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to."
40781, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me."
40782, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before.  Only $98.50 to go."
40783, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. "
40784, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,"'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!"
40785, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. "
40786, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Our baby.
40787, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Ross, You’re drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe I’m a little drunk.
40788, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,What?! Really?!
40789, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler, Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?
40790, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,Okay.
40791, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Phoebe,"Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at ""who's more over who""! "
40792, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up."
40793, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Oh-oh, sorry, it’s this way, it’s this way. "
40794, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,"Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me."
40795, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Yes!!
40796, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Veto. Helen?
40797, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Monica,I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
40798, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"No, I’m really okay with this. Y’know why? ‘Cause look at them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this.  I wanna carry your baby."
40799, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom."
40800, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this."
40801, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
40802, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,I swear!
40803, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Well, that went well."
40804, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,"That is the rule, though."
40805, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,What the hell’s the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.
40806, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Then tell him quickly.
40807, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,Oh.
40808, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,"I don’t know, my hand feels weird. I guess it’s because, I’m engaged!  How long before it starts getting annoying?"
40809, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,This is going in your book?
40810, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,"Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!"
40811, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Raymond Chandler.
40812, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica,"Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? "
40813, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,...Pheebs?
40814, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,China patterns!!!!!
40815, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,I don’t know. I-I think it’s still gonna be a while.
40816, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,"Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out."
40817, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.
40818, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,Hi!
40819, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat."
40820, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,"Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time."
40821, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?
40822, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. 
40823, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,"Thanks, I’m set. Do you still live with your parents?"
40824, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Oh! Tell her she’s not marriage material.
40825, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing."
40826, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"What, what, what?!"
40827, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Chandler,"Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!"
40828, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Ho! Ho! Ho!
40829, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Both!
40830, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"No, none at all."
40831, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,Hey guys.
40832, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"OK, here you go. Good luck."
40833, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now, Instead, a beautiful woman is working,",6,Joey,"Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? "
40834, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Everyday use.
40835, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,What?! You said he was sweet!
40836, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Chandler,Always illegal Joe.
40837, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Sperm.
40838, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Really?
40839, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,It is.
40840, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean y’know, emotionally, mentally, physically…"
40841, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, I-I should've told you the truth."
40842, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, ‘nobody won that game, ‘ and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and....  threw it in the lake."
40843, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,I’m falling in love with you.
40844, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first."
40845, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,
40846, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,What?
40847, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’ve got big Valentine’s plans! I’ve got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!"
40848, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs,",8,Joey," All right. It’s a new day, and it’s just a crush, that’s all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, ""it was cuckoo!"" Everything’s going to be fine. It’s just a crush."
40849, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,But now she'll never know how he feels!
40850, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I really wanna have a baby.
40851, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’"
40852, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.
40853, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?"
40854, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck! "
40855,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Are you trying to do a British accent?
40856, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,"Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!"
40857, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Joey,I don’t wanna.
40858, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  ‘Jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell Go to hell. Go to hell-hell-hell.’ That’s all I have so far.
40859, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,"Because I'm very happy for him!  And you, you lucky dog!"
40860, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Please, you're going down!"
40861, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey," You're fake laughing too, right?"
40862, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Oh. 
40863, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,Better?
40864, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Like asking her to move in with you?
40865, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,I need to say goodbye to the table first.
40866, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,And you're gonna make them all disappear.
40867, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Diet soda.
40868, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,Can't a girl finish a song around here?
40869, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Rachel,Since when do you watch the news?
40870, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,"Ok... I got a spider. There were two, I picked the bigger one."
40871, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Let me get you some coffee.
40872, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,"I know. I’m sorry. Look, I’ll make a deal with you all right? Okay?"
40873, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
40874, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? "
40875, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Monica, Let's get past the moment.
40876, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey,"Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right?"
40877, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Oh my god. Today's the sixth?! I may be done ovulating! I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
40878, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,What?
40879, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how I’ve been married and how I have a son."
40880, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,A-A day.
40881, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh..."
40882, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,So that’s the girl you like.
40883, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Before the snap!
40884, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,"We’re not doing anything. We’re just sitting around talking, quietly."
40885, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
40886, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Oh that.
40887, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey, Hey Chandler!
40888, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross, Hey!
40889, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Joey,"See, this is a great apartment."
40890, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey," I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?"
40891, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok. Let's see. Oh, you should take her to the MET!"
40892, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,"Well, the lighting was okay."
40893, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Oh, so you like her too Chandler?"
40894, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Staying out of the way.
40895, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,"Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit."
40896, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.
40897, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Of course we will, come on we gotta make dinner."
40898, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler, Love you.
40899, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,"I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back."
40900, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. "
40901, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m Phoebe Buffay. I’m one of Ross’s best friends."
40902, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica, Rachel! You okay?
40903, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,"So this is nice! I wish I didn’t have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to.  Oh uh, by the way, what’s the name the girl you’re dating?"
40904, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,Hey.
40905, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Okay, first I'm not crazy. And second, say it don't spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasn't following me, I mean he was, but 'cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, that's why, that's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. 'Cause of the restraining order."
40906, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,"It’s me. It’s Phoebe. Listen there’s something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?"
40907, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Monica, Hey.
40908, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"How about we play for more money, say 150?"
40909, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
40910, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,"And while we’re down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard!  Oh, y’know what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order."
40911, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
40912, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Rachel,"Oh my god. Janice, hi!"
40913, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Oh my god.
40914, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel," Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?"
40915, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Of course not nothing is. Between me and you…
40916, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,What? We could do it!
40917, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Alright, alright, alright..."
40918, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,I know the code to his answering machine.
40919, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Monica,We're gonna have sex.
40920, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"What?! Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?"
40921, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,"That’s right, it’s all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! "
40922, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,You want it there? You take it there baby!
40923, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Yeah, he-he’s right, he’s right. This is your time y'know, yeah, you’re young, you’re-you’re weird, chicks dig that."
40924, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Well, I was gonna say sweet, but yeah-huh!"
40925, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Hey, what if I said, I could even things out for ya, meatwise."
40926, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,What are you crazy? That's a baby!
40927, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
40928, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Uh, I don’t think so!"
40929, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,Oh…
40930, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,What are you doing?
40931, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Phoebe,"Does, um, anyone wanna see?"
40932, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"No, I barely even got to three Mississippi."
40933, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Mike and I broke up.
40934, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,I guess so.
40935, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,
40936, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,There you go.
40937, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,"Noo! Maybe! I, I don’t know."
40938, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"I don't know uhh…  Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes."
40939, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel, I think I am.
40940, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don’t like guys with boring jobs."
40941, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,And sexy.
40942, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
40943, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Thanks man.
40944, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Well he made Rachel cry!
40945, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Chandler,"Well, You could, but... probably just the one time."
40946, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Ah-ha!
40947, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler, Hey.
40948, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"I can't believe this, I thought we were all in this together!"
40949, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Hey there, you handsome thing. "
40950, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this "
40951, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"Yeah, we’re gonna be fine! Get out!"
40952, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,I love the second grade!
40953, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,Where?! 
40954, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats."
40955, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, uhm, back in my mugging days, you know, I, uhm, I worked St. Marc's Comics. "
40956, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,Wh-wh-what are you doing?
40957, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, relax none of that stuff ever happens! They just put it on there for legal reasons!"
40958, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing."
40959, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Joey,Hey.
40960, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!
40961, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was."
40962, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!"
40963, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Hey baby. 
40964, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?"
40965, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,"Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?"
40966, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Joey,Hey!
40967, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!"
40968, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,You and Ralph?
40969, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,"FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
40970, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross, I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.
40971, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
40972, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,She's still asleep.
40973, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,Dude! 
40974, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"Okay, umm…"
40975, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,"Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy."
40976, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler, For an emergency just like this.
40977, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,Oh. 
40978, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Phoebe,"Oh, look what we almost left. "
40979, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Chandler,You told him to play the boxer gay!!
40980, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,"You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you...  twenty dollars an hour."
40981, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica, Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
40982, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so…."
40983, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,
40984, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,
40985, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, here we go.  Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but..."
40986, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,What?
40987, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Joey,"What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!"
40988, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up."
40989, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?"
40990, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!"
40991, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"But y’know umm, Rachel doesn’t rhyme with draddle."
40992, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,"No! No! Look—Hey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!"
40993,,,3,Chandler,Huh. 
40994, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica, Hi!
40995, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Yeah.
40996, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,Looks like a fun gang. 
40997, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Joey,Probably kill myself!
40998, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!"
40999, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,You got it!
41000, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Well, that’s what I’m here for.  Want me to get that?"
41001, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh,  and you?"
41002, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135."
41003, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Monica,"It’s just that, it’s so much."
41004, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,What?!!
41005, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Oh Rachel, this is all so ‘Papa don’t preach.’"
41006, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.
41007, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,"Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if you’re not careful you may not get married at all this year!"
41008, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Phoebe,Okay. 
41009, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I know, I know, it’s-it’s so, it’s so totally like, ""Whoa! Can we do this?"" Y’know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Don’t you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don’t you think?"
41010, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Basketball!
41011, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Ross,"Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?"
41012, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,I do?
41013, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen."
41014, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It’s Rachel’s tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story."
41015, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,It was. It was an amazing night.
41016, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?"
41017, the hotel conference room,,9,Rachel,"All right! Well, uh...  we're gonna hit the beach?"
41018, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that."
41019, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,I know.
41020, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross, Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?
41021, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"David, I'm pretending to read here!!"
41022, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,Hey!
41023, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Monica,You can not do this.
41024, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,What’d you rent?
41025, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,Really? In front of all this people?
41026, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,"Joey, just because they’re not getting married doesn’t mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!"
41027, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"I am only one man!  Okay Ross, time is up!"
41028, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?"
41029, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,
41030, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I’m rich!"
41031, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"Hey. Well, what’s up?"
41032, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross, You didn’t do anything wrong?!
41033, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,I talked to Janice.
41034, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.
41035, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,You are so beautiful.
41036, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, right, because he's a scientist!"
41037, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, thanks. "
41038, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Chandler,What about things that are already gold?
41039, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?"
41040, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,It’s a pretty cool tux.
41041, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, oh. Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried..."
41042, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Why, are you moving out?"
41043, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,I like them a lot.
41044, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica, Uh-huh!
41045, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Rachel,"Geez Ross, you could have showered."
41046, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"Expect it in 4-6 weeks.  Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves."
41047, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
41048, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Yeah that’s actually a pretty good idea.
41049, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,You bought a boat?
41050, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Joey,What up?!
41051, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"All right, watch!"
41052, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine."
41053, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there ‘cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey."
41054, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move."
41055, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Morning.
41056, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,What happened?
41057, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Where is she?
41058, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Oh well, all right…um, no offense, but you were kind of rude."
41059, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?"
41060, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,So where are you applying to?
41061, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Oh God, maybe he won’t see us. Richard!"
41062, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,"Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to face—And by face I don’t mean his lap. And by face, I don’t mean my ass. "
41063, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What?!
41064, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it won’t work out."
41065, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Monica,What’s with all this sand? 
41066, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Phoebe," Found the vest! I mean we’re gonna have to keep an eye on it, y’know make sure we don’t lose it again…"
41067, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,Wha... what you really think we can do that?
41068, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!
41069, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Why do I have to decide?
41070, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica," It’s Monica, open up!"
41071, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had."
41072, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!"
41073, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,No!
41074, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler, New York is awesome!
41075, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No one’s here!  Oh damnit!
41076, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Ross, Hello?
41077, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe, Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
41078, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
41079, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,"I want to say you but, that seems like such an easy answer."
41080, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey,Hey!
41081,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Never.
41082, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,Yeah let’s head off to work.
41083, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica," I’m a good person. And I’m a good chef, and I don’t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y’know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is…"
41084, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,Okay.
41085, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I didn’t know you guys were going to be here."
41086, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,You gave my father a lap dance!
41087, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Only here.
41088, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,It's all done!
41089, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... 
41090, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she wants…"
41091, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica,"Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani . Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!"
41092, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy..."
41093, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"Why, so he can get mad at the baby?"
41094, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
41095, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Chandler,"Okay, bye, champ. Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, but remember, there's also a lot to learn."
41096, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Yeah. Why?
41097, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,Little village people.
41098, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,Richard!
41099, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,"Ross, that was 16 years ago!"
41100, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!"
41101, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff .  Who the hell are you!?
41102, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Anyway, if she, if she wasn’t in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?"
41103, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Chandler,I have the lung capacity of a two year old. 
41104, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,"So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?"
41105, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,"Oh, that's great! Congratulations!"
41106, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,What?
41107, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Uh, hello!"
41108, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,"Fine, I'll give the suit back."
41109, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, really?
41110, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,That’s true.
41111, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Rachel?!
41112, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Really?
41113, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that one’s not really our fault."
41114, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! Oh my God, well if they’ve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!"
41115, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Well...kinda.
41116, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,A couple of days.
41117, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,This stuff is great!
41118, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,Wow you guys got a hospital?  Fancy!
41119, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross, What kind of research?
41120, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he’s going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?"
41121, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here."
41122, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,I'm still looking through mine...
41123, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Just casually slip it in, y’know lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, I’m a loner—No! An outlaw! Tell her she doesn’t want to get mixed up with the likes of me."
41124, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"And what if I was still fat?  Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure."
41125, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"I think, sub-consciously…"
41126, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,You were my first kiss ever?
41127, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,
41128, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Really? How good?
41129, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,So how’s it goin’ with Joey?
41130, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Rachel," Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you."
41131, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,That’s crazy!
41132, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, I’m an actor, Joey Tribbiani, I’m doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink."
41133, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. 
41134, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Rachel,Argh. fascist
41135, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Our apartment is ready.
41136, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?"
41137, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!"
41138, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey," Hey, how you doin’?"
41139, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,"I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And y’know Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around… "
41140, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,"Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?"
41141, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"Run, Joey! Run for your life! "
41142, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away."
41143, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,You want some help with that?
41144, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,Hey.
41145, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't."
41146, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey,Well you’re whippin’ so slow! Can’t you do it any faster?
41147, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"No, just a regular old flying dwarf."
41148, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,You're also so generous and kind and scrappy!
41149, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Monica,Are you still awake?
41150, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,"Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something."
41151, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Well y’know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they’re 40, they marry each other."
41152, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,Oh!
41153, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
41154, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey," Dude, they’re not objects."
41155, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not."
41156, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,That is.
41157, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding."
41158, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies"
41159, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Oh.  Stop it!
41160, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Chandler,"Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum."
41161, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Where ya going?
41162, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,Oooohh that’s interesting.
41163, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica,Is this the one that I threw out last year?
41164, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Chandler,"Ooh, not so tight...  I'm sorry, just give me one more chance."
41165, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Chandler, I hope you’re not thinking about cleaning the living room.
41166, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler,Oh so there can’t be any yelling.
41167, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! "
41168, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Why?
41169, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Phoebe,I’ll have coffee.
41170, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is introducing Julie to the gang,",4,Rachel,"Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
41171, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe, Which means she had a couple spritzers and a quick peck on the cheek.
41172, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Why?
41173, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,
41174, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know I’m sure that’s not gonna happen this time, why don’t I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph’s."
41175, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! You guys, I’m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?"
41176, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,I can.
41177, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,How is you drinking helping the kids?
41178, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,And I’ve got the car keys.
41179, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,I thought that was a good thing.
41180, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,Lose the other guys.
41181,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married."
41182, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,"Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me ""Sex for Dummies"" as a joke."
41183, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,I could do that.
41184, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,"Yeah, take your time."
41185, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?"
41186, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"No it’s okay, this is what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him."
41187, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team,",3,Chandler,"Thank you, sir."
41188, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,She's still asleep.
41189, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,Yes. Vividly.
41190, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,Ugh.
41191, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"Oh, no!"
41192, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"What? Ross and Charlie?  Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?"
41193, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,Hi!
41194, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,No you guys… 
41195, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Okay? 
41196, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross," Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning."
41197, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"I'm gonna miss this hand! Okay I know it's a lot to ask, but oh my God Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity."
41198, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
41199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
41200, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,I wanna be mr. Wigglemunch. 
41201, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,"Joey, what's going on?"
41202, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,"Nah, Nah, it’s okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing."
41203, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,Yeah...
41204, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel," No, no, not at the moment, no, I'm not. Are you?"
41205, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Phoebe, Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I’m nervous ‘cause I’ve never done that before by myself!
41206, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Yes!
41207, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I can’t go."
41208, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,Marlon?!
41209, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me."
41210, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel," Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair."
41211, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica," Hi! If you’re calling before Saturday, you’ve reached Monica and Chandler. But if you’re calling after Saturday, you’ve reached Mr. and Mrs. Bing! Please leave a message for the Bings!"
41212, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
41213, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,That’s the couch.
41214, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about."
41215, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Rachel,"Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!"
41216, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Ross,So how'd it go?
41217, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar."
41218, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel, Call her! Call her now!
41219, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,No-no! No! No! You don’t tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks I’m a soap actor.
41220, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,You were trying to eat it!
41221, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel,"Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought."
41222, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!"
41223, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,What? Wh-hey!
41224, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers!"
41225, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on."
41226, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Huh.
41227, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?"
41228, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Hey, is Chandler here? We talked about catching a movie."
41229, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe," Well, I hate to eat and run, but…"
41230, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,What you—don’t hold it like that! You’re lettin’ all the good stuff fall out.
41231, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,Hey.
41232, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,Was he falsely accused of something? 
41233, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe, She's just getting dressed.
41234, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Rachel who’s carrying my baby? Rachel?
41235, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Shake it!
41236, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,"Okay, but I don’t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons."
41237, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!"
41238, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,An annulment? Ross! I don’t think surgery’s the answer here.
41239, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... 
41240, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
41241, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Joey," You know, I think I was sixteen."
41242, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,"Well actually, I’m picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe he’ll be there."
41243, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe, I love Jacques Cousteau!
41244, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Yep! Happy and healthy! And cute!
41245, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel, Monica! Come on!
41246, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,
41247, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh, me too."
41248, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Ranion's theory of species variegation?
41249, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,I never had a bike of my own.
41250, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Thanks.
41251, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel, Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.
41252, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
41253, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Chandler, I-I will handle this!  How much is it?"
41254, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,Hey.
41255, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment."
41256, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,That doesn't seem fair.
41257, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,"Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free."
41258, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Bing's weird.
41259, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
41260, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,No. Y'know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail.
41261, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,"No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. "
41262, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done.
41263, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Thanks! Okay. 
41264, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica, I’ve still got it!
41265, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,"Hello, Mrs. Chatracus."
41266, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?
41267, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Look, I know that I should’ve told them. I know I shouldn’t care what they think. I’m sorry."
41268, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel,Be-because the last one was such a big seller?
41269, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup."
41270, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"So you're free Thursday, then."
41271, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Step back.
41272, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Rosss...
41273, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall."
41274, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross," I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs."
41275, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
41276, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Monica,"Boy, you are really not a morning person."
41277, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Joey,"Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that’s the first A I’ve gotten since seventh grade, and I didn’t have to sleep with the teacher this time."
41278, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler, What?
41279, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Rachel,"Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!"
41280, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,What-what are you doing?
41281, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Sure. ""Monica."""
41282, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Especially Ross!
41283, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,Too?
41284, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!"
41285, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"We got locked out of the apartment, we �"
41286, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,Hi honey I'm home!
41287, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,Oh God! He’s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
41288, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Phoebe,Hey.
41289, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"I've had a very long, hard day."
41290, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is  gay."
41291, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,"Ok, um, I'll go with you."
41292, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,When do you think we lost her?
41293, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,"No look, we’ve apologized twice! I can’t do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it."
41294, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel," No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job."
41295, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,"Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid."
41296, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
41297, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey,Okay!  How you doin'?
41298, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
41299, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Yeah, no, you’re right, I know, you’re right, I’m not, I’m not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. "
41300, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?"
41301, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,I'm the hell person whose office this is!
41302, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,"So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?"
41303, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why would I have the keys?
41304, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,No 
41305, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I like your bow.
41306, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey," Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that."
41307, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I didn't know that."
41308, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,That fan kinda looks like ours. And the birdcage and the…wait a sec! This is our exact living room!
41309, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,That’s the way I did it ‘til I was 19.
41310, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,"Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something."
41311, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Oh God, oh God, it’s sowed on though."
41312, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,"Yeah, and I was really hoping that I could hang out. What do you feel like doing?"
41313, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?
41314, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler, They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
41315, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey, Oh!
41316, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey," Hey, you guys!"
41317, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we’d do nothing."
41318, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"So, how was the honeymoon?"
41319, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you’ll be great.
41320, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"Yes, very nice Rachel."
41321, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,Really?
41322, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.
41323, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Rachel,"Yeah? Well, you should know. You’ve bought like a billion of ‘em."
41324, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,I'm so sorry.
41325, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.
41326, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,It’s clearly an Emma.
41327, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,No!
41328, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Bored and bored!
41329, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah, there you go. "
41330, Barry's Office," the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here..."
41331, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,"Rach, come on, if you think about it, it’s actually kinda funny.  Okay, maybe it’s best not to think about it."
41332, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,NO! I don't!!
41333, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Wait! Oh my God! I can’t get out!
41334, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel," Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?"
41335, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Is Rachel here?
41336, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,"Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?"
41337, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,We’ll be starting with apples.
41338, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah.
41339, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.
41340, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel, What?
41341, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Let’s do the card!
41342, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Ahh….So…Wow…The spring line, it’s really going to be great this year, huh?"
41343, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?
41344, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,You don't say.
41345, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Okay.
41346, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Yeah, Ginger something."
41347, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,You’re thing. You’re thing. Y’know? You’re the guy who gets divorced.
41348, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I wish he was a doll, then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises. Oh! And he has the most beautiful name, I never realised it, Joshua! Josh-u-a! Joshua! Josh."
41349, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,Hey!
41350, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,I Ross...
41351, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler," No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??"
41352, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,I'm starving!
41353, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Rachel,"Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about."
41354, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,"Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it."
41355, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,It's.. It's just so pretty and white.
41356, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Phoebe?
41357, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,Bye!
41358, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us."
41359, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, Mom never hit."
41360, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Where did you get that?
41361, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen.  Don't you hear that?
41362, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,Monica couldn’t tell time ‘til she was 13!
41363, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,"Well,sounds like you two have issues."
41364, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, it’s totally meant to be.  Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night."
41365, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.
41366, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"Okay, well, why don't we all meet upstairs in an hour?"
41367, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,Okay.
41368, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey, That-that is a good trick.
41369, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Chandler,"Okay, let’s play my game now."
41370, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Not if you're gonna be like this!
41371, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"Well, because if one more person says ""what a cute little boy"" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!"
41372, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"Yeah, 15 hundred dollars."
41373, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
41374, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica, It’s good to see you
41375, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know."
41376, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you."
41377, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,Joey's not going.
41378, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey, You pushed him!
41379, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oooh, yeah. You’re a genius."
41380, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,I don't!
41381, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,"Oh, I know.  Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda…"
41382, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
41383, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?"
41384, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, hey Joey
41385, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh right, because you’re so capable of change."
41386, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,You should be!
41387, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,"Ross, he's got the remote again."
41388, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,"Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you’re horrible, how would I know?"
41389, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mmm.
41390, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,You had a bachelorette party?!
41391, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,Later! La...
41392, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,How did she get me to settle down?
41393, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.  Nothing, just, just, I'm fine."
41394, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,So far so good! 
41395, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,He is the man in the black dress.
41396, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,Pheebs?
41397, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!"
41398, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,Arrrghh!!
41399, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,Ugh!
41400, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"Thank you, Pheebs!"
41401, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah. You should come check us out. We're called ""Way! No Way!""."
41402, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"No, you were right. I don't have a plan. "
41403, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,Oh!
41404, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
41405, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"Oh-oh-oh, yeah!  That's right, you take good care of those babies!"
41406, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, It's OK!
41407, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"Yes, it is, at Office Max."
41408, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,Okay. 
41409, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...  Did I say that out loud?
41410, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe,"Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles."
41411, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Your joke? Well, I think ‘the Hef’ would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars."
41412, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel,My God! What happened to you?
41413, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
41414, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,"That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car."
41415, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!"
41416, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rachel!
41417, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Did they teach you that in your anger management class?
41418, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,Wow! It’s small.
41419, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
41420, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Done!
41421, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,Have you even had a girl up here?
41422, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Clearly you don’t want people to see this tape. Now I don’t want people to see this tape either, but you so badly don’t people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?"
41423, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Hey, you know about that?!"
41424, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,No! No-no-no…
41425, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,So how does it look?
41426, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,I want you to say that you like her!
41427, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?"
41428, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Chandler,What gay thing?
41429, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey,You serious?
41430, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,No!
41431, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Okay, it’s just weird! Okay? I don’t want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need…I don’t know what I need. I need a walk."
41432, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Monica is Ross' sister.
41433, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Well, I was gonna let you play with it."
41434, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
41435, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,"All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down!  What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and I’ll bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?"
41436, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,She's only a couple of months pregnant. She liked our application but who knows if she's gonna like us.
41437, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica, Still smoking cigars?
41438, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose.  Wait a minute..."
41439, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Yeah! I’m just pretending to watch the game so I don’t have to help out with stuff.
41440, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Oh, OK."
41441, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,BE-LOW me!
41442, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God!—Eh! Well…
41443, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe, Hey...
41444, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,What happened?!!
41445, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
41446, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!"
41447, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away."
41448, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,"Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma."
41449, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
41450, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Why don’t I take you out?
41451, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"
41452, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Hey!
41453, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross," Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no."
41454, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Oh sure, yeah, why not? "
41455, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Really?
41456, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Ross,How might you be wrong?
41457, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,That man across the street just kicked that pigeon!  Oh!
41458, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Ross,"Hey! How’d the ah, basketball go?"
41459, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park!"
41460, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,You like it?
41461, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,I just really wanted to apologize again and… and also show you something I think you'll find very exciting. 
41462, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Yeah.
41463, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad."
41464, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Joey,Thank you.
41465, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Monica,"All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!"
41466, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Yeah.
41467, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
41468, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Monica,You! It’s not like it’s a big deal! You-you don’t still do it or anything!
41469, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,"I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him."
41470, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,"Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment."
41471, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times."
41472, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Umm, honey, look he just came over to...."
41473, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,Look at me! 
41474, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,Say what?
41475, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. 
41476, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,Hey!
41477, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Hey.
41478, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?"
41479, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,"I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. ""Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."""
41480, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Could I be more sorry. 
41481, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Rachel," Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!"
41482, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Phoebe!
41483, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,About nineteen pounds.
41484, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Okay, give me a second!  Did you clean up in here?"
41485, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Um, yeah."
41486, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"All right everybody, this turkey is ready!"
41487, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!"
41488, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, you could actually go to the gym."
41489, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before..."
41490, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Umm… I’m never gonna getting married!
41491, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus.  I’ll get out of it."
41492, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"I just wanna say good-bye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15."
41493, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,A little late for that.
41494, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Ahh—oy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
41495, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back."
41496, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Do you wanna do it at the same time?
41497, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,All right then.
41498, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh God, Phoebe!"
41499, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,Right!
41500, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!"
41501, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, You are just nonstop!
41502, Boarding the plane,,10,Chandler,"Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life."
41503, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Phoebe,Did he mention us?
41504, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,Hey!
41505, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,It got interesting! Damn you Oprah!
41506, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Dog grooming huh? Okay, just don’t make my tail too poofy."
41507, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her."
41508, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"No, us having to lie about being married."
41509, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,Okay.
41510, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!"
41511, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Uh, some of her friends, yeah."
41512, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there."
41513, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Rachel,"Some uh, some visual aides."
41514, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Well y'know, I’ve been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a ‘take notice’ walk."
41515, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Yeah.
41516, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Ross,"Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing."
41517, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,I’m gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.
41518, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe,"You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little."
41519, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"I know. This is really, really huge."
41520, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
41521, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go."
41522, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,I hear wedding bells.
41523, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,His legs flail about as if independent of his body!
41524, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,And I can't stop you.
41525, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"I’m more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?"
41526, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. "
41527, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?"
41528, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,You hug me!
41529, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
41530, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,What?! You can't separate them! That's terrible. Which one?
41531, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,"Well, he gets the other one all riled up."
41532, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me."
41533, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,Check.
41534, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,"Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!"
41535, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"You know, it's a lot less surprising to do that after I've buzzed you into the building."
41536, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God!!
41537, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Chandler,"Yes, 98.6. You’re gonna be fine."
41538, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!"
41539, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"No, I can’t. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I can’t leave him. Isn’t—you don’t think there’s any way?"
41540, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,"Listen, I feel really badly about yesterday and I thought about it a lot and, and I know, I was too impatient. SO lets try it again."
41541, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,Bye!
41542, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,No. I’m saying it’s now. 
41543, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"But, um... I don't think that's going to be you."
41544, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm…"
41545, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done."
41546, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Phoebe,Hey.
41547, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,I am so on board! 
41548, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
41549, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,"No, you should."
41550, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"All right, here you go buddy. "
41551, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Oh, give me! "
41552, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,"Why, I must have been in missile training the day they taught that."
41553, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,"But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?"
41554, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Rachel,Uh-huh.
41555, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,The country?
41556, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Okay.
41557, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Here, look, alright, does this help?"
41558, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,"No, I don't think so."
41559, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Are you, are you high?"
41560, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m not so sure."
41561, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"Well, that’s okay dad, we-we can wait until later."
41562, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,I... I don't know..
41563, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people."
41564, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break you’re doing frat guys."
41565, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,"Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, ""Yeah, I do!"" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. "
41566, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Why?!
41567, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,One.
41568, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Chandler,"Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?"
41569, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Hey man.
41570, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Rachel,Oh my God Ross! What in heaven’s name are you doing here?
41571, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more."
41572, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Sorry!
41573, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,"Paul. Umm, I just wanted you to know that Ross really is a great guy."
41574, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey," Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle."
41575, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I’m sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, ""Oh, these are way too expensive for you."""
41576, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,No-no
41577, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.
41578, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,Perfect decibel.
41579, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"I mean, uh, who... who cares about a little sloppiness?"
41580, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
41581, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hi.
41582, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Yes, you can, very much."
41583, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,"Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!"
41584, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Don’t say anything. I don’t wanna speak, I don’t wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now."
41585, Rachel’s outer office," Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk,",7,Rachel,"Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?"
41586, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,It's kind of a package deal!
41587, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross," And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me."
41588, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,It's like watching porn!
41589, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"Thanks, that would be great. Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?"
41590, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all."
41591, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris."
41592, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,Y'know what?
41593, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Wait a minute, look."
41594, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,The guy left this.
41595, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
41596, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m not sure I can do that."
41597, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Phoebe,I’m telling you he’s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
41598, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,And it’s so clean!!
41599, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Ross,"Yeah, he's a little sensitive right now, `cause he's so in love."
41600, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,"All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave!  What?"
41601, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred…"
41602, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,I've missed you too.
41603, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,You put an offer on a house?
41604, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,Hey!!!
41605, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,"All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you."
41606, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,It’s like two miles!
41607, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,No.
41608, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request Can you bring everything as soon as it�s ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don�t care."
41609, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway.  Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?"
41610, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,So you do know a little English.
41611, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,Name one!
41612, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"Hey, that’s not fair! A person’s wedding is important! And especially to me! Ok? I didn’t have a graduation party! And I didn’t go to Prom. And I spent my sweet sixteen being chased round a tire yard by an escaped mental patient who is his own words wanted to “kill me” or whatever. So I deserve a real celebration and I am not gonna let some sweaty little man make me feel badly about it."
41613, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Oh, no I don't."
41614, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if I’m the best of the people they see, they give me the part."
41615, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,"Come on Rach, when a guy says he’s going to call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call. Hasn’t it ever happened to you?"
41616, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is it’s Chandler!"
41617, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"All right, let’s do it."
41618, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Ladies, ladies, let’s just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monica’s bra."
41619, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,Hey guys! Dinner's ready!
41620, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! New wallet, huh?"
41621, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?"
41622, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,"What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe—Ooh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets! "
41623, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.
41624, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,It’s Joey’s birthday.
41625, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,"Well, you're not,  You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH!"
41626, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Oh, I know. Y’know what, I never would’ve gotten this if it weren’t for you. No really, when I’m with you I’m-I’m like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!"
41627, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"You are way off, pal."
41628, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe, Watch this.
41629, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Dead.  Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach."
41630, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Gleba! Ha! Here it is the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi."
41631, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh, listen, about tonight..."
41632, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"Joey Tribbiani! From the wall!  Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, I’m ready to go back up on the wall I’m the star of a new TV show."
41633, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
41634, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,She must’ve been planning this for years!
41635, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Why does it matter so much to you?!
41636, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas and offices with fewer than fifteen people."
41637, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Phoebe," Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings."
41638, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Hmm.
41639, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Rachel,"Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son."
41640, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"You're fly is open, Geller!"
41641, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"That’s not her name! I’m sorry, she just doesn’t feel like an Isabella."
41642, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!
41643, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm."
41644, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God Monica!
41645, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Whoa, sorry Tommy."
41646, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,I can't believe you guys are moving.
41647, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.
41648, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because it’s, it’s, it’s not gonna be easy."
41649, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Knock, knock, knock."
41650, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?"
41651, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,How many kids were we gonna have?
41652, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,He’s just such a great guy I’m so excited about him.
41653, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda."
41654, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"That guy, he burns me up."
41655, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Hey-hey, hold on, this isn’t some kind of like girly dance. All right, it’s like a sport, it’s manly!"
41656, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
41657, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,"No-no, that’s not, that’s not me Phoebe, that’s her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F.  Best Friends Forever."
41658, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?"
41659, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,"No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?"
41660, Ross's apartment,,10,Ross,Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
41661, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,Depends on what you mean by we.
41662, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,"Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!"
41663, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
41664, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross, You should go.
41665, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Hi, Pheebs!"
41666, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,What is the emergency?!
41667, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
41668, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe, No I-I meant your costume.
41669, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Something like that?
41670, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Monica,"Well umm, we were just talking about the y’know, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether y’know, they were the right way to go."
41671, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Look, I thought about it too, and I’m sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding."
41672, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,Yes.
41673, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"I know  but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out."
41674, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,Interesting.
41675, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Listen, in the middle of everything if I scream the word, ""Yippee!"" just ignore me."
41676, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Well, I-I guess I gotta go."
41677, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Okay, good stuff. Umm, well she’s-she’s sweet and pretty and…"
41678, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,"It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?"
41679, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God!
41680, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"Well, that’s not something a girl wants to hear."
41681, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,What was that?!
41682, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I wish I’d know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese."
41683, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,"Nothing. Oh, actually, great news! I just got off the phone with Emily and it looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!"
41684, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Chandler,I can’t believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
41685, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Ross,"Can we please focus here, a naked man’s life hangs in the balance!"
41686, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Hi, come on in."
41687, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,No!
41688, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,Is that a bit you guys do?
41689, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,"Yeah, Rach, I think you’re handling that really well."
41690, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?"
41691, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe, Oh my God!
41692, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,They were just giving those away at the store  in exchange for money.
41693, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,
41694, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I would love to!"
41695, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it."
41696, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand  twice? Huh?"
41697, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," Hey, you guys."
41698, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Monica,"Hey, see that snippy guy over there? He’s the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him."
41699, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,I’ll be in there. 
41700, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,Hey! What do you have there?
41701, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Chandler,"You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?"
41702, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"I’m telling you man, I saw it."
41703, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Surprise! Look who’s back!
41704, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,"Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase."
41705, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
41706, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,"All right, let’s go!"
41707, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,What?! You’re going out with her again!
41708, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you’re not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!"
41709, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"All right, we'll work it out."
41710, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,"Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, ‘cause that’s not where you want to skimp."
41711, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,Look at that!
41712, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! 
41713, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel, Oh my God!
41714, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,"No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know?"
41715, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, bye-bye! "
41716, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Oh, that’s sweet."
41717, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,Is she in there?
41718, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?"
41719, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has—yeah. Oh no, those were four great dates."
41720, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"
41721, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,What?
41722, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him."
41723, Ross�,,9,Ross,I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars meeting guys!
41724, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey," Oh, you should here me."
41725, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Joey! No!
41726, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Aw, I love that."
41727, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"So, we'll tell the truth and who knows, maybe she'll like us for us."
41728, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Guys?  I’m gonna ask Monica to marry me.
41729, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross," Sure, okay."
41730, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,Hello?
41731, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,Who did we fight in World War I?
41732, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe, Have I gone deaf?
41733, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,Dude that is so sad.
41734, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica, I need to talk to you.
41735, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross, Huh...
41736, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... tzz-zzz, mmm."
41737, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the ""I get to see my wife,"" part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. "
41738, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel, I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
41739, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,I guess you don't.
41740, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry. You’re not easy-going, but you’re passionate, and that’s good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that I’m pretty good about making you feel better about that. And that’s good too. So, they can say that you’re high maintenance, but it’s okay, because I like … maintaining you."
41741, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it doesn’t matter.  Hey, y’know what, I’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Rangers game, you wanna come with me?"
41742, The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on,,4,Rachel,Oh. I’m sorry. I’m very sorry. Sorry. 
41743, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica, Y'know what's weird?
41744, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Rachel," Oh, you’re gonna be great!"
41745, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Op, I like credit cards!"
41746, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,How long?
41747, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, What are you doing?
41748, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Phoebe,What are you talking about?!
41749, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Hey!
41750, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God, introduce us!"
41751, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,The card! I think we’re there!
41752, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,Really?
41753, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,Hurry!
41754, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,
41755, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving."
41756, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,"Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first.  Ah…Ooh…Oohh…Ohh…Oh God…Ohh…Oh…Ohh…Ohhhh…"
41757, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?"
41758, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Joey,Whadja think?
41759, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, I’m one of the cops that won’t work with you ‘cause you a lose cannon. Anyway, look, I’m really sorry, but I stink!"
41760, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"No-no, we do it every year!"
41761, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
41762, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!"
41763, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,"Correct! Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?"
41764, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,I can’t believe you don’t know what I do for a living!
41765, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,"Ah, this is my friend Rachel."
41766, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window."
41767, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ...  Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma?
41768, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Ross,Are you serious?
41769, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah, I know."
41770, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Look, I- I could go on pretending-"
41771, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,What’s it about?
41772, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,What are you talking about?
41773, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica, What are you barking at?
41774, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,Thanks!
41775, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Dude. You're married to my sister.
41776, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,No!
41777, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,Oh God! Is that veal?
41778, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, baby!"
41779, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. "
41780, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Hi! It’s me.
41781, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Ross,Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. How’s it going. This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.  What the hell’s a matter with you? How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
41782, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,"Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table."
41783, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Monica,Hey.
41784, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Okay.  I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
41785, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Y’know what? Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. "
41786, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield?"
41787, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross, Hello! Hello!
41788, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,So how many more do you have tomorrow?
41789, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Chandler,"See, that’s why I could never be an actor. Because I can’t say gig."
41790, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Okay! 
41791, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,Okay! Y’know what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three kids…
41792, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,Did somebody sign your bra?
41793, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
41794, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,You just wanna each take one?
41795, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
41796, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Rachel,"Oh my god. Janice, hi!"
41797, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!"
41798, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Chandler,"Well, I think it's very brave what you said."
41799, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Joey,Good for you!
41800, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Joey, You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
41801, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Me? No. You?
41802, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Sure.
41803, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Sid you lucky deaf bastard.
41804, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times?
41805, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,"Alright, well, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work."
41806, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,You can’t have sex with her!
41807, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Yep.
41808, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica," ""Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."""
41809, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,"Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight."
41810, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,What?! Hello! We didn’t get married.
41811, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,"Only if you think it’s better than this...  snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie."
41812, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,"Hey, what do I know? I wanted to get a bigger gorilla."
41813, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Wow! You are really fast!
41814, Piano bar,,9,Monica,Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.
41815, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do."
41816, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!"
41817, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule."
41818, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,"Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker."
41819, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay, my bad."
41820, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"Just figured, 'cause you and Ross are..."
41821, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel, I don’t know.
41822, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross, I take it.
41823, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"This is so bad. If-if you’re not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?"
41824, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!"
41825, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can’t get in!"
41826, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"No, that’s, no, as long as you’re okay. So I’ll ah, I’ll see you tomorrow."
41827, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Yeah! All right, I’ll see you guys later."
41828, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, Lizzie."
41829, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,"Oh, it's my new beeper."
41830, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Hey, listen Pheebs. I was just talking to the director, and he was thinking, maybe this time you don't hit Drake, you just wait on the tables?"
41831, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Rachel,Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
41832, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey,"Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. "
41833, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
41834, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,No don’t tear out your eyes!!
41835, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?"
41836, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Rachel,"Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again."
41837, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,There’s our star!
41838, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,As crazy as soccer?
41839, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. "
41840, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,"Well relax, he’ll be here."
41841, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,You do?
41842, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh Rach that’s great. That’s great. 
41843, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,I would love to do it together!
41844, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Chandler, why are you doing this?"
41845, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel," ""Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."""
41846, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? "
41847, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!"
41848, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,She?
41849, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Look, we probably should have talked to you about this before it ever happened, but.."
41850, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!"
41851, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Well if you can't remember, can't we just forget about this?"
41852, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,
41853, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s so funny because we found someone too.
41854, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,But... but... but we're giving you this!
41855, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Okay.
41856, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?"
41857, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Oh. Well good!  What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
41858, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Rachel,I'm so sorry Pheebs.
41859, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I know, what are we gonna do?"
41860, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey, Ross!
41861, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,No. Uch.
41862, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!"
41863, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look…"
41864, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,How are you ever going to sell this place?
41865, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,No! Wait! Come on!
41866, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,Yeah.
41867, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,"He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN! Just once and a while, have it on in the background.  Ooh, this one was Pierce Brosnan!"
41868, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Joey,"Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters."
41869, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, No! No! No! I just kissed her.
41870, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,Of course it was!
41871, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica,"Ross, can I?"
41872, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,Okay. 
41873, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Well, last weekend…"
41874, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Mon, honey you’re not dying. I’m just moving out. Y’know, I mean we’re gonna see each other all the time."
41875, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"Aw, we-we are so…"
41876, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
41877, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
41878, Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom,,5,Ross,I had a problem.
41879, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Rachel,That's not European!
41880, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Hey! Where ‘ya headin’ in those pants? 1982?
41881, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe,"No, look, I told you that I didn’t want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably would’ve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I can’t trust you then just forget it."
41882, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross," If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!"
41883, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,I put it on to scare Chandler!
41884, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,I don’t know why they didn’t just tell us.
41885, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,I could’ve been killed I hope you know!
41886, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Chandler," Oh, ok."
41887, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Well, I-I-I’ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours."
41888, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Rachel,Yeah.
41889, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,A little.
41890, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Well, this does butch it up a bit."
41891, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,Thank you. 
41892, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,I know.
41893, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Chandler," Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!"
41894, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, do you know, umm Sipowicz?"
41895, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,Hey!
41896, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,Whoa! And the...  huh-huh?
41897, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,So?!
41898, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,Okay.
41899, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel, Hi!
41900, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,But you-you can’t leave me with them! We-we’re a team! We’re playing a zone! They’re gonna triple team me!
41901, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,On the touchy.
41902, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe, You guys?
41903, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Phoebe,Hey.
41904, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler, I KNEW IT!!!!
41905, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
41906, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.
41907, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,I call Monica’s room!
41908, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,Y'think?
41909, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,What?
41910, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha!  Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!
41911, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, me too!"
41912, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!"
41913, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah... All right, well that rules out Lana Titweiller"
41914, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, there you go!"
41915, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,
41916, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be appropriate to give me this."
41917, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Monica,I know.
41918, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,Really!?
41919, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Why are you dressed as a gladiator?
41920, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Uh…yeah sure. 
41921, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,"Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass I cannot kick."
41922, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Honey, it’s 200 on a Wednesday and I’m watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?"
41923, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh, I don’t know Pheebs. It’ll be okay."
41924, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Chandler,
41925, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
41926, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,Celebrities I’m allowed to sleep with.
41927, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Uh-hmm.
41928, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Okay. How about in that cabinet?
41929, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,You got that from what I said?!
41930, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"Oh no, no, no, don't stop!"
41931, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Ross,Em-Emily? 
41932, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times."
41933, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!
41934, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,Hey.
41935, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! "
41936, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,You have done enough!
41937, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Are you calling me selfish?!
41938, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
41939, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,We’re not gonna lose to girls.
41940, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Hey! What’s up Mon?
41941, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Monica,"I know, I’ve been looking at those doors, they look pretty sound proof, don’t you think?"
41942, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
41943,,,4,Phoebe,
41944, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,Great. So the ball is in his court?
41945, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Sure. ""Monica."""
41946, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,What? I…I just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.
41947, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler," Look at these videos. You know, I mean, who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke... Oh my God!"
41948, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,Go for it.
41949, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe," Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!"
41950, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Is this because of the burrito thing?
41951, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,Hey!
41952, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,What?
41953, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Oh man.
41954, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey, G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
41955, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You idiot!!
41956, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe, Get your garlic-peelers off me!
41957, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room."
41958, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
41959, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,What’s this?
41960, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"It's me, Joey!"
41961, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s great!
41962, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn’t heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler’s parents again!"
41963, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"What, that's it?"
41964, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Monica,"""Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"""
41965, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Yeah. Y’know I keep thinking that something stupid is gonna come up and I’ll go all…Chandler. But nothing has.
41966, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Nice try.  See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.
41967, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"That's actually why. Look, I'm starting a whole new career now, and I'm not saying that I don't want to have a baby, I'm just saying maybe we could wait a little while."
41968, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly."
41969, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,"Yeah, well…"
41970, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Monica,"It’s just that, it’s so much."
41971, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,Do you know what just happened?
41972, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Does that mean we have to bust it open?
41973, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,The best man? Wow!
41974, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just don’t date Ross! There’s a million other guys out there, you just…"
41975, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,No!
41976, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Ross,"Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!"
41977, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Petty...
41978, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey, Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
41979, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross, What?!!!
41980, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt either—Ooh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh!  Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it."
41981, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I’m with a client right now."
41982, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hey.
41983, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,Thank you so much for that gift!
41984, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,"No honey, I’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet."
41985, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
41986, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
41987, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Oh, okay. Uhh, well let’s see. "
41988, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Joey,
41989, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Whoa!
41990, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
41991, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,Ross?
41992, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Dude-dude-dude!
41993, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey, Oh my God!!! I can’t believe that!!
41994, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Oooh, I’m afraid that does not exist."
41995, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest."
41996, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,Nobody wins!
41997, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,"I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind."
41998, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,She's gone.
41999, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey," Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate."
42000, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross,"Okay, good bye! "
42001, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Well, I know what I’m giving you for Christmas."
42002, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross,What am I looking at?
42003, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Well, I’m just saying, I mean why else would he just, y'know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason."
42004, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe, Yes, I typed that earlier, We’re seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing,",7,Phoebe,Eeee!!! Eee!! Eee!!
42005, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can’t go to him when I don’t have a boyfriend!"
42006, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, so you both just know this stuff?"
42007, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,Two hundred.
42008, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I don’t know Rachel, why?"
42009, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Rachel,Oh! 
42010, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Oh that’s so sweet thanks.
42011, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Really? That's great!
42012, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Wow! Look at this! 
42013, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,"No, only for sex."
42014, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, right."
42015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,You do?!
42016, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross," So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?"
42017, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out.."
42018, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,Wow. Where is your luggage? 
42019, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Who do you think its from?
42020, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Yeah, what is it?"
42021, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,
42022, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A. Top secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad, bad man?"
42023, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Because they're people.
42024, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,Quick! What time is it?! 
42025, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,What? What is it?
42026, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"No, I-I-I love it there."
42027, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,I can't smell your sandwich?
42028, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a big surprise."
42029, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,Remember when we were in high school together?
42030, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross, Hey!
42031, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,That really is something; that's really cool.
42032, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,"So y’know Ross it’s funny ‘cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?"
42033, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Phoebe,What?
42034, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,What?! Hello! We didn’t get married.
42035, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,Let us keep the apartment and…
42036, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,"But no, because a doctor won’t be able to help him, it’s just gonna y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven years."
42037, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,Or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high maintenance tight ass!
42038, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,What?
42039, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,What are you guys doing here?
42040, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross, Thank you.
42041, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
42042, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,"Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss."
42043, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.
42044, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, it’d better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it."
42045, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that’s a…"
42046, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica, No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
42047, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"All right, then show me some manly moves."
42048, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Right?
42049, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"No, she's not okay? And I'll prove it to you. I'm gonna call her right now.  Phone's done ehh."
42050, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
42051, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"Oh good, uh you’re here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say."
42052, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,What?!
42053, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Monica,"It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose."
42054, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey," You are beautiful, you know that?"
42055, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,Hey!
42056, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross, How did you know that?!!!!
42057, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Extremely allergic, okay? If I'm anywhere near a dog for more than 5 minutes, my throat will just close up!"
42058, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story."
42059, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more Vodka for me! 
42060, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Joey,I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.
42061, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?"
42062, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey," Hey Ross! That art stuff worked, you hooked me up."
42063, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,
42064, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,How’s the big anniversary dinner?
42065, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie,",5,Joey," Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny."
42066, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,"Ah, you’re still just a little fat girl inside aren’t you? "
42067, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives!  Oh-hey, there’s Carol again!"
42068, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"You don’t know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!"
42069, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Phoebe,Oh my God!  Stop looking in here!
42070, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,I have some moves.
42071, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,I don’t want to hear about her!!
42072, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"…hormones, yeah."
42073, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,"I don't know, but one of the extras sure did!  Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!"
42074, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, I don't think so.
42075, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting."
42076, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!"
42077, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe," You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we’re then gonna go skiing?"
42078, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,Yeah.
42079, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,"Okay... okay, maybe I will..."
42080, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,
42081, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Err, ""I think you know"". "
42082, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?"
42083, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"You know, once you’re inside, you don’t have to knock any more."
42084, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,What?
42085, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,They went in together. So sorry.
42086, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,Yep. Ice Capades.
42087, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
42088, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Ross,"Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!"
42089, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"I know! Monica’s gonna have a baby! Hey, can this count as her something new?"
42090, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross, What?
42091, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey,"You meant sex, right?"
42092, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,That’s not so bad.
42093, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross, Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.
42094, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,"Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral"
42095, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,So?
42096, Monica and Chandler's,  Well okay—Well don’t ruin it! Just play along at least!,7,Rachel,
42097, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, no, it’s-it’s just this person."
42098, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, see, Jack did love the cow."
42099, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"You know, they're not actually supposed to have...  I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?"
42100, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Y’know I don’t think you should be talking at all in there! I think you’ve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
42101, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"So, do we really have to ask who’s going up on the platform next?"
42102, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,I can’t believe someone would do that for a grade.
42103, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Chandler,My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me.
42104, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"OK Phoebs, how many do you want?"
42105, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
42106, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"No, no he went for a walk."
42107, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,I was preparing you for my—didn’t you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
42108, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he didn't tell me."
42109, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,"Three of your five, what?"
42110, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,"No, I don't think that's the kinda thing they're looking for. "
42111, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! "
42112, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, she’s not lookin’ for a serious relationship."
42113, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kind of capade."
42114, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m sorry. I’ll stop."
42115, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, right, because he's a scientist!"
42116, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel," Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out."
42117, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,Good bye!
42118, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,Hmm.
42119, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, good."
42120, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,Not it! Damn it!
42121, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey," Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?"
42122, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, great, you betcha!"
42123, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?"
42124, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,Oh.
42125, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross,What happened?
42126, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, your highness."
42127, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,"So, tell me. Was it like you and Chandler, and then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?"
42128, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Joey," Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?"
42129, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Yeah, me too! "
42130, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,"God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab."
42131, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,And you couldn’t think of anything else?!
42132, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel, HI!! Hi!
42133, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Rachel, As are you…
42134, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,
42135, Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office …about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.,5,Rachel,
42136, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Okay.  Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…"
42137, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, I’m coming up!
42138, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler, I don't think that's exactly...
42139, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Good idea!
42140, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,What’s goin’ on?
42141, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better."
42142, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler, Hey!
42143, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica, I'm Monica.
42144, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel is one of my closest friends.  Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!"
42145, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"You know, you always cook this meal all by yourself. Let me help this year."
42146, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,So? Do you think we should get it?
42147, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,No.
42148, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, they thought I was a whore."
42149, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
42150, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,"Umm, listen I am sorry, but I’ll put some out first thing in the morning."
42151, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,"No, only because that's the graduation song."
42152, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway."
42153, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,What?! What is it?!
42154, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Almost.
42155, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!"
42156, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,Well and clearly not a minute sooner.
42157, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,"So you uh, still wondering?"
42158, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Yes, I did."
42159, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"No, sweetie, I-I trust you."
42160, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,I know you’re planning my surprise bridal shower.
42161, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?"
42162, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, ""Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!""  Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!"
42163, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,"Yeah, they all know."
42164, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?"
42165, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Well then how come you’re still at a job that you hate, I mean why don’t you quit and get ‘the fear’?"
42166, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,I like that! 
42167, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Sorry, I’m so sorry, I will pay you back."
42168, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?"
42169, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross," Hey! Has anyone seen my shirt? It’s a button down, like a, like a faded salmon?"
42170, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,Yeah!
42171, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you�re right. I think � listen, listen!"
42172, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Hey!
42173, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one."
42174, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Now, what is this?"
42175, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,What?
42176, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Sure.
42177, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Okay, I’m just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?"
42178, The Bings�,,9,Monica,Oh yeah!
42179, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,Hi.
42180, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Chandler," ""Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly."" Nice!"
42181, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?"
42182, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
42183, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover."
42184, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Oh. Yeah?
42185, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm..."
42186, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yay, okay!"
42187, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Let me just get this straight! So I go have a baby and they send some guy in to do my job?
42188, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?"
42189, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,Would you tell her I let you win please?
42190, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Mind if I mute?
42191, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,You hand-wrote it?
42192, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-
42193, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,"Well all right so, it looks like we’re even!"
42194, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!"
42195, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel, Sak's... Fifth... Avenue.
42196, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,"Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing… Okay, -Oh hey!"
42197, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,"Oh hey. I’d shake your hand but uh; I’m really into the game. Plus, I think it’d be better for my ego if we didn’t stand right next to each other."
42198, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica, What happened in Atlantic City?!
42199, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me."
42200, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey, I'm not sure.
42201, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can’t leave in the small apartment after we’ve lived here! Didn’t you ever read Flowers for Algernon?"
42202, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"Yes, hi!"
42203, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,So to get this part you can’t be?
42204, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,I'd like to return this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.
42205, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
42206, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Im very, very drunk right now."
42207, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, for about 30 minutes."
42208, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!"
42209, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,Really?
42210, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,One.
42211, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Why not?
42212, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,"Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win."
42213, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No, I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence."
42214, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"So uh, Emily called last night…"
42215, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself."
42216, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,Hey Bob.
42217, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,"I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends."
42218, Frank's tailor shop," Chandler is getting his pants measured,",2,Chandler,At least as long as I have the pants.
42219, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,"Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained  But after chapter 16 ""fat, single and ready to mingle"", I was uplifted."
42220, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"No, I said today! See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening."
42221, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,No.
42222, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
42223, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler," Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!"
42224, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"Well, I think I shouldn’t look directly at them."
42225, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,I know! It's stuck!!!
42226, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,Call it even?
42227, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,"Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here."
42228, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,Well—Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
42229, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Okay, I’ll just wait for him in here!"
42230, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,Okay.
42231, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Joey,"Ooh, something hurts!"
42232, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,I would do it but she thinks I’m attracted to her!
42233, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I left them at the park.
42234, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster."
42235, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"All right, the seven of us miss you."
42236, Prof," Sherman's office, Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door,",9,Ross,
42237, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Yeah!
42238, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I’m loud!
42239, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler, Tuna or egg salad?  Decide!
42240, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,Nobody.
42241, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,"I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!"
42242, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"That's good! I liked it, they didn't. ."
42243, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?"
42244, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,Y’know this is actually not a great time for me.
42245, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yeah.
42246, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that’s your department now. "
42247, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
42248, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend…Phyllis…take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed."
42249, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,You didn’t even take off your pants.
42250, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Petty...
42251, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Really?
42252, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,What about this? 
42253, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Thank you.  Oww!!!! God!
42254, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Then tell him quickly.
42255, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, Hey!
42256, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.
42257, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,She looks exactly like Aunt Marilyn.
42258, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,No.
42259, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Oh no, I can’t go. I’m practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show."
42260, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, what? What was it?"
42261, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!"
42262, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,But I didn't.
42263, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…"
42264, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Well?
42265, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,"Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly."
42266, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thank you!
42267, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,Well I’ve-I’ve never done that with you before.
42268, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,Why would you do that?
42269, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,"I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug."
42270, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,Yeah.
42271, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey," Now, I can have milk everyday."
42272, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross," So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?"
42273, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,Okay. 
42274, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe, Oh and Chandler’s about to cry.
42275, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"I wanna sleep, I wanna eat, I wanna take a shower, I mean before she wakes up and we gotta do this all over again."
42276, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl."
42277, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Oh you got a wedding dress? That’s great!
42278, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Chandler,"Now you do that, you’re on TV."
42279, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,All right!
42280, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
42281, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,You got it.
42282, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"She, she was different."
42283, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Chandler,All right.
42284, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,We know its Ross!
42285, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, ""Can the doctor see me now?"""
42286, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,There's no-one around. Why don't we just take this one?
42287, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Sure!
42288, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?"
42289, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, is that who the monkey's named after?"
42290, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"Now, if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that."
42291, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,
42292, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,That’s not even a word!
42293, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,"Ohh, you're about to get a little luckier."
42294, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Chandler,Yeah. And what you’re doing feels so good.
42295, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey," Ah, it’s beautiful."
42296, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,What?! What?! What?!
42297, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what? There’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?"
42298, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
42299, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him."
42300, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Right.
42301, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Joey," Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?"
42302, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, honey! What’s the matter?  Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!"
42303, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,"Y’know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over…"
42304, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Ok!
42305, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Haaaa...  ... ahhhh!
42306, Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area, Monica arrives with her parents,",4,Ross,Hi. Mom. Dad.
42307, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,Then why are you wearing Monica’s jacket?
42308, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
42309, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler," Oh, y’know, y’know what Pheebs?"
42310, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? 
42311, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Umm, honey, look he just came over to...."
42312, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Uhh, the ball thing."
42313, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"Y’know, you’re right. Thank you."
42314, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,
42315, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh look, the pool table’s free. Rack ‘em up. I’ll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt."
42316, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,Old?
42317, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,
42318, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,Wow! Sure! That’s great!
42319, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots."
42320, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22."
42321, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,No.
42322, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,"Man, look at all those stars!  Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn’t it?"
42323, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much…"
42324, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"All right, you’re hired!"
42325, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey, gesundheit
42326, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. Oh, can I come?"
42327, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,"So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isn’t the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now I’m just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?"
42328, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,I'm sorry.
42329, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,"Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?"
42330, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it."
42331, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So, did you pick one yet?"
42332, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Wow. She does that a lot!
42333, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,"Yeah, whatever. "
42334, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,All right! That’s fine! That’s fine! I won’t bring over the chairs! I won’t bring anything over! I wouldn’t want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma’s place!! 
42335, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? "
42336, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,Chandler gets it! It’s Chandler Bing!
42337, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,Oh yeah? And who do you like?
42338, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,Do you mind telling us what it is?
42339, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel, Sick-sick-sick-sick.
42340, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,God!!  What am I gonna do?!
42341, Ross and his date walk into a lobby, They are both wearing their jackets,10,Ross,"Oh! You are gonna love it!  and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this."
42342, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,I didn't know you had another level.
42343, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?"
42344, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Hey!
42345, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica, What?!
42346, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Yes!
42347, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,Okay.  Four.
42348, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,Wow 
42349, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe, Hey.
42350, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Joey,"No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! "
42351, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross, Oh my God!
42352, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Monica," Ross, when’s this comet thing start?"
42353, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Yeah.
42354, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently."
42355, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,What? Are you out of your mind? Lets throw some jello on them.
42356, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,I can't believe he did this.
42357, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,No!
42358, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants.
42359, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,This is the worst bachelor party ever!
42360, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway."
42361, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago."
42362, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe,"All right. Ok, but, but!  You have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it."
42363, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"No we weren’t! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and y’know, ended up…kissing for a bit."
42364, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,Really?
42365, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe," Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!"
42366, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Yeah…
42367, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
42368, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much.  That's a pretty necklace."
42369, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Rachel,"Noo way, Kevin."
42370, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
42371, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,We only ordered one!
42372, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. "
42373, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Unless...
42374, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,"And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! "
42375, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,"Oh no, not you too!"
42376, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,And I too am just a love machine. 
42377, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Nice to meet you.
42378, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, You told her?!
42379, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!"
42380, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hey babe.
42381, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Please hurry.
42382, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Hey, wait a minute! That is my sock!"
42383, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,And...?
42384, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure  Hi. How are ya?",4,Chandler,
42385, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Wow that was a big one.
42386, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Chandler,"Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him."
42387, Central Perk," Ross is trying to prevent Gunther from spilling the beans,",4,Ross,"Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place."
42388, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?"
42389, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Phoebe, I think... It's just too weird, I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!"
42390, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel," Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!"
42391, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross," Look uh, I know why you’re here."
42392, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,Oh but look! That’s gonna leave a stain!
42393, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Hey! 
42394, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,Oh honey he doesn’t need my help.
42395, Airport,,9,Monica,Can I talk now?
42396, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"It's a, it's a cat!"
42397, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,Okay. I suck!
42398, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Oh, not at all. Happy to do it."
42399, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,"We’re really gonna do this, huh?"
42400, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Oh, if I only want two kids, can I keep him for another year?"
42401, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,Right. Okay. Losing the robe.  And the robe is lost.
42402, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story."
42403, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"Well, you’re amazing."
42404, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...
42405, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,Okay.
42406, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything."
42407, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,Monica’s a little drunk.
42408, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Ross,Yeah.
42409, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
42410, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together."
42411, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,Uh huh yeah  Vicrum just called.
42412, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Monica,"Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!"
42413, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Why am I not surprised?
42414, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,That’s… That’s was…
42415, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,You said I was boring--Ohh!
42416, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, why not?"
42417, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,What's going on?
42418, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
42419, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
42420, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,"Great job with the cups, Pheebs!"
42421, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Monica,… that she was the huge guy that mugged you? Yah. 
42422, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Joey,"Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!"
42423, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,Does seem pretty perfect.
42424, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,"Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!"
42425, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Well, look it’s been a really emotional time y’know, and you’ve had a lot to drink. And you’ve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!"
42426, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
42427, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one "
42428, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?"
42429, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,I’d like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldn’t that be nice?
42430, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow!
42431, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Ohhhh!!  ...What? What?
42432, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, she’s gonna get over this, y’know? I mean, so you said my name! Y’know you just said it ‘cause you saw me there, if you’d have seen a circus freak, you would’ve said, ""I take thee circus freak."" Y’know, it didn’t mean anything, it’s just a mistake. It didn’t mean anything. Right?"
42433, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,So to get this part you can’t be?
42434, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Well it’s only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m not gonna ask him for anything."
42435, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?"
42436, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey, Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
42437, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,How did it go?
42438, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?"
42439, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"That’s still yours. Okay, now remember it’s a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised."
42440, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Hmm.
42441, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,Yeah.
42442, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY."
42443, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"No, it's just... look, you know, when I first moved to the city I was a lot like her! I was spoiled, self-centered and you guys really took care of me."
42444, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,That’s sweet.
42445, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,Hey Bobby.
42446, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"Oh we do, but not just yet."
42447, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food."
42448, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?"
42449, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,"Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!"
42450, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,How do you do that?
42451, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. "
42452, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
42453, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel, Maybe.
42454, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,Then don't touch one!!
42455, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,‘Cause that’s just your taste.
42456, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Yes please.
42457, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"Who, Josh?"
42458, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Hey, I can handle it! All right?"
42459, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,"Ohh, good."
42460, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,I do too! I do too!
42461, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,What are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?
42462, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey, There’s like-there’s like 300 bucks in this one!
42463, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh! It all looks so beautiful the turkey, the stuffing..."
42464, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Shh!
42465, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler," Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it."
42466, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,"No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up."
42467, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? "
42468, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me."
42469, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I'm going on the lamb."
42470, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"You didn't get the money, did you?"
42471, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"Your Veal Chop is $34,95!"
42472, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…"
42473, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,No I didn't!
42474, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi  What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?"
42475, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair!  And it was uneven for weeks!"
42476, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Joey,"Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl."
42477, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Hey guys. 
42478, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler."
42479, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Joey,"No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here."
42480, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Hey, Kate!"
42481, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m gonna ask Monica to marry me.
42482, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,"Does a good teacher say, ""Put down the beer pinhead!?"""
42483, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Monica,"Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket."
42484, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"What? Come on Rach, tell me what you’re thinking?"
42485, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Chandler,Hey!
42486, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. "
42487, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,What?!
42488, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,"So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day."
42489, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,"No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!"
42490, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,Because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies.
42491, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
42492, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.  Looks like I was second to last.
42493, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Veto.
42494, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,No!! Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
42495, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,You got fired?!
42496, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler,"Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's."
42497, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmm, soup.  I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!"
42498, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place. Hey! speaking of crazy... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?"
42499, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Yes! Yes! You did and you’re still yelling at me!
42500, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Hey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bride’s maid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought?"
42501, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,And then he did.
42502, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!
42503, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,Um-hmm.
42504, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
42505, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler,Nice work my friend.
42506, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,"Yeah, wow, sorry Rach."
42507, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,That may be the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.
42508, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, So... where does everyone summer?
42509, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Well better than you, but y’know still not what you want."
42510, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*Okay!"
42511, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
42512, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Rachel’s! But good to know where you’re at!",8,Monica,
42513, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel, You have a son!
42514, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross," You made out with Missy Goldberg. How could you do that, after you promised me?"
42515, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?"
42516, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Mhm... it's moist.
42517, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Ross,"Okay, we could still make dinner if we skipped the appetisers and asked for our check right away."
42518, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?"
42519, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Ross,"Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything."
42520, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Okay.
42521, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"No, honey, its. thats a special plate.  See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins."
42522, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on."
42523, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Oh, yeah go ahead."
42524, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel, Oh man!
42525, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?"
42526, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
42527, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"All right, ready?"
42528, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Rachel,I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!
42529, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"Okay, well, we’ll call the company that sent her!"
42530, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Joey,Hey.
42531, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Well, I know what's the matter with me."
42532, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product..."
42533, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Joey,It’s the chick! She’s…going through some changes.
42534, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Hi!
42535, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, they’re just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick."
42536, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Can you please, please take care of it for me?"
42537, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?"
42538, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,"Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn’t invite her?"
42539, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y’know I just wish we could be like on a break!
42540, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Where is the waitress?! I’m starving!
42541, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica, Could you not look?
42542, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Pastrami.
42543, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Phoebe,Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?
42544, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,Is it made of cheese?
42545, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,He should take the sack?
42546, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"What, that's it?"
42547, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Wh-wh-what’s going on? Wh-what’s this about L.A.?
42548, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
42549, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Yeah!
42550, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Which, is the new plan!"
42551, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"Okay, we’ll be right in.  So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?"
42552, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!
42553, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
42554, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,What do you think brought than on?
42555, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey," God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do."
42556, back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Ah well, she's got this weird idea, that, uh, y'know, just because you and I are alone, that something is gonna happen."
42557, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Phoebe,Hey.
42558, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,You must stop! 
42559, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Yeah?
42560, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,"Oh, I don't know…. Yeah, can't do it."
42561, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay."
42562, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,Oh! Weather bitch! 
42563, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,We have a ladle. 
42564, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,"Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay…Mermen."
42565, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Bye!  Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life."
42566, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Phoebe,Good plan.
42567, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on."
42568, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up."
42569, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. "
42570, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,They know you know.
42571, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Hey!
42572, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey, Can you tell me how this happened?
42573, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"I’ll be right there.  Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan."
42574, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,What?
42575, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I…uh, you gotta have something."
42576, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,"People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them."
42577, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,Okay.
42578, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,
42579, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel,Are you serious?
42580, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,
42581, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,You see? Nothing is good enough for her!
42582, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Has somebody been drinking my fat? 
42583, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,
42584, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Come on robot!
42585, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,No-no-no! We haven't started yet. Where's Alice?
42586, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"Uh well, I guess I’m not gonna miss the fact that you’re never allowed to move the phone pen. "
42587, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Are you okay?
42588, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe,Sure!
42589, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,I would love that job!
42590, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,I don’t think there’s anything.
42591, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,No.
42592, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
42593, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Ross,"So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?"
42594, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux."
42595, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel,I'm- uh- I'm okay... You look great!
42596, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,What married?
42597, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
42598, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Monica," Wow! She is pretty, huh?"
42599, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Chandler,
42600, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,"Wow, how many have you got?"
42601, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Do you all promise?
42602, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?"
42603, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross," I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!"
42604, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,"So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her."
42605, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, Oh God.
42606, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,What? Oh yeah.  really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…
42607, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Monica, Oh God!
42608, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,I know. Hand me a tissue. 
42609, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,‘Kay.
42610, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,"Yeah, Susan."
42611, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,That is not true. She did! She forced me!
42612, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Hey, what’s behind your back?"
42613, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Oh yeah!
42614, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey,
42615, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,What?
42616, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, When is she leaving?
42617, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis..."
42618, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Y'know what? I don't need this! Okay? I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.
42619, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,He is?
42620, Ross',,9,Ross,I told you about my daughter.
42621, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What?
42622, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"It’s only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time."
42623, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,"Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work?"
42624, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Actually uh, could you give us a second?"
42625, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,That’s not fair! I can’t do that.
42626, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
42627, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,Well-well—see? Parents are comin’!
42628, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Okay, but if you can't…no dinner!"
42629, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Phoebe,"Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off.  Not you guys. You got it going on!"
42630, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler, The sheep.
42631, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross, Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
42632, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,Okay. 
42633, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. "
42634, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,I think these are yours.
42635, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey,"Yeah. Yeah, that…that’s exactly it. You’re right. Yeah."
42636, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,I’m sorry about your date.
42637, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant…"
42638, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"Fair? Please don’t even talk to me about fair! Fair would’ve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair would’ve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!"
42639, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Ross,"Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I’ll guess just…I’ll come back. "
42640, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,What’s this?
42641, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Ascot!
42642, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?"
42643, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,"Please take your time, it’s an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin."
42644, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I wanna be sexy again so I'm trying to catch a cold. It should be easy, supposedly they're pretty common."
42645, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,He’s at a dinner party.
42646, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Well, I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?"
42647, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh,  ""Dude, don’t you ever was your face?"""
42648, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey, Oh my God!!
42649, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler,He’s taking off her coat!
42650, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Wait, I-I just said ""leave."""
42651, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,I’m reading your ad.
42652, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Op, y'know what though, it’s kind’ve a girlie briefcase."
42653, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!"
42654, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, I’m just gonna write this out to cash."
42655, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Oh, then you do know it.  So um what kind of things do you write about?"
42656, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay, but you can’t fire him today."
42657, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Oh my God! Oranges!
42658," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"A rock, a dog, the earth."
42659, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Why don’t you just try one?
42660, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,"Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’?"
42661, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, A MONTH??
42662, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,What did you just say?
42663, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey, Hey.
42664, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
42665, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,"Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish?  Am I out of control?"
42666, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler,I didn’t know that.
42667, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,He’s miserable! What happened to him?
42668, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
42669, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Thanks!
42670, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel."
42671, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,No.
42672, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe, Okay…
42673, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Monica,Oh yeah. Definitely.
42674, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Umm, honey, look he just came over to...."
42675, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Hello!  It's Chandler.
42676, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny."
42677, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."
42678, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Im very, very drunk right now."
42679, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, I’m gonna kill myself, I swear. I can’t, I can’t watch this.  Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, she’s going in."
42680, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Rachel,Yes.
42681, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
42682, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats."
42683, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,I can’t!! I can’t!!  Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!
42684, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Huh?
42685, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,I can't believe this! This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!
42686, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,"Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm...  Only... only not creepy."
42687, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yes. Yes. Yeah—no. She did. She left you umm,  this lipstick."
42688, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Chandler,That means nothing to me.  Come on!
42689, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something."
42690, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,"I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that."
42691, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Is Joey Tribbiani here?
42692, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Are you asking me out? ‘Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
42693, Casting Director #3’s office," Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Hi. I’m Joey Tribbiani; I’m here to audition for  man.
42694, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Come on baby, don’t go. Please? What do you say?"
42695, Joey’s bedroom," he is awoken by the singing guy,",4,Joey,Hey!  Get into gear!
42696, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
42697, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?"
42698, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!"
42699, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,Hey!
42700, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
42701, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't know, I don't know, isn't that a little desperate?"
42702, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?"
42703, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica," Please, it’s a relief is what it is, is what it is."
42704, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"Uh Dad, Emma’s in the nursery. I’ll take you now. If you want, but  I really want to talk to you."
42705, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"No, it’s not what I want either. I mean I-I can’t force myself to fall in love with her again now."
42706, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
42707, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
42708, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross, Man... I... I'm sorry.
42709, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, man!"
42710, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?"
42711, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,And you know what? We want a rematch.
42712, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,What?
42713, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"All right, I'm outta here!"
42714, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you."
42715, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced."
42716, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling."
42717, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,We’re gonna see each other naked.
42718, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he’ll never be President. There’s never gonna be a President Joey."
42719, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Mm-hmm..
42720, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to."
42721, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping."
42722, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross," I know nothing! Mike’s a great guy, it was hypothetical!"
42723, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Phoebe,"Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the drycleaners."
42724, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Let me see!
42725, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,"And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!"
42726, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler,"Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight."
42727, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,And I think Ross is generous too.
42728, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Okay, well if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?"
42729, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Monica,Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
42730, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Rachel,"Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose."
42731, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Monica,"Hey, see that snippy guy over there? He’s the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him."
42732, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Phoebe,"Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon."
42733, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Not Chandler, just Joey."
42734, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! 
42735, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,Phonetically? 
42736, Flight 1066 to Athens," Rachel is ordering a drink for Ross and herself,",5,Rachel,"Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh,  Oh my God. Oh, my gosh."
42737, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!"
42738, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe,"No, no. No."
42739, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m sorry. Won’t-won’t Jack’s father be joining us?"
42740, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,"Hey! I’ve got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyone’s names in them and inside is everyone’s individual birth stone."
42741, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,What?
42742, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody."
42743, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Here you go. 
42744, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,"Nothing, nothing. Everything's under control."
42745, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet."
42746, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Oh stop it.
42747, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Rachel,
42748, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,I’ve got five bucks says you can’t.
42749, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, great. Great. You're doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going."
42750, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
42751, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, I'm so sorry."
42752, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? "
42753, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Hey!
42754, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,He’s with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
42755, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
42756, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Okay.  Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?"
42757, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course I’m stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, I’ve got plenty of people to help on the Interstate."
42758, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay,  you’re not a pushover."
42759, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel, Hi.
42760, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it’s on the counter in your apartment."
42761, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
42762, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Great.
42763, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
42764, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Phoebe,Bye.
42765, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! 
42766, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, oh wait! "
42767, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well my-my ex-wife and I share custody of Ben and umm, uh, and just so you know, Carol and I are on excellent terms as I’m sure you are with your wife!  It’s unbelievable!"
42768, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,Let’s call ‘em.
42769, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh my God! 
42770, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,Hey.
42771, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Yeah...
42772, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do."
42773, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,Is Monica here?
42774, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
42775, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, why?"
42776, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh, yeah! Real fun. "
42777, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,What about the chick?
42778, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, then maybe I can come too!"
42779, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?"
42780, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,You’re gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
42781, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Ok, maybe you're right."
42782, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this… "
42783, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
42784, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,Is this about Mark?
42785, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,So hi!
42786, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,"I… I do, I do not love Rachel. I’m gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?"
42787, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know you’re up there every night, you’re naked, touching, kissing."
42788, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture—I didn't have my camera!
42789, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky.  As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!
42790, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ohh, that’s a good one."
42791, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will."
42792, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Why haven’t you told them?! Wouldn’t they be happy?!
42793, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,"Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out."
42794, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"And I gotta pay rent! Look, how-how about this? You don’t fire me, instead I stay here, I gain their trust, and they’ll start listening to all the nice things I’ve been saying about you."
42795, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?"
42796, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Monica,Like only if the queen comes?
42797, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
42798, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Ross, what're you... what're you... what are you doing? You're having a memorial service for yourself!?"
42799, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Yeah!
42800, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,
42801, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Are you okay, sweetie?"
42802, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down there and I'll take you out to lunch?"
42803, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,Are you kidding?
42804, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel, Isn't that amazing?
42805, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Alright, I can�t, I can�t wait that long. You have to do something�knock that door down!"
42806, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,Wh-what?! Why?!
42807, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,I was not flirting.
42808, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Rachel,"Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! "
42809, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?"
42810, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,I know! I mean it’s not like we weren’t cool about it.
42811, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise."
42812, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!"
42813, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,"Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to."
42814, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,Hey.
42815, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Wh-what’s up?
42816, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Well where did she go?
42817, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Ross,Grazie.
42818, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,"Well… Well, great."
42819, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, just hold on a second. I’m watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I don’t know what the big deal is. I’m man enough to play this sport."
42820, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey, Are you all finished here?
42821, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,Fifth day's a charm.
42822, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,Well it's not flexed right now!
42823, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,…betrothed couple.
42824, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey,Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
42825, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,Yes! She’s very excited about that.
42826, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,"Okay.  But wait, we can’t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we’re supposed to have lunch."
42827, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah you have the ring?"
42828, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,
42829, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,"Hey Monica it’s Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin’ from your apartment."
42830, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.
42831, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Yeah, exactly."
42832, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,
42833, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,"Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?"
42834, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend."
42835, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Rachel! Rachel!
42836, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,"So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! "
42837, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered…"
42838, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,"Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?"
42839, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?  Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?"
42840, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Hey, Mon! I’m not doing anything, why don’t you fire me?"
42841, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"Why? It's just that I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this, and you can't even wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?"
42842, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Rachel,Does anybody need more coffee?
42843, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
42844, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Done! I did it! Heh, who’s stupid now? "
42845, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,"If I see him, I’ll ask."
42846, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,I’m not your best friend?
42847, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me."
42848, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, You are having a party tonight??
42849, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,The movie?
42850, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother."
42851, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,AH YEAAAAH!
42852, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Well then we’ll-we’ll see you the day after tomorrow.  What-what…what you guys doing here?!
42853, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,So it did go well.
42854, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,I know.
42855, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,I'm not a dropper!
42856, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
42857, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Okay, hold on just a second.  I’m sorry, it’s for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?"
42858, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,"No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, you’re going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff."
42859, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"But, um... I don't think that's going to be you."
42860, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?"
42861, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,All right!  Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
42862, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler," Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!"
42863, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
42864, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,"Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya."
42865, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, we’ll see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know."
42866, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler," Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me."
42867, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"Yes, here it comes! I’m stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I don’t think so mister!"
42868, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?"
42869, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin."
42870, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You bet I did, Ben, put it there!  Ho, ho, ho!"
42871, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,Who are you going out with?
42872, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross,
42873, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Monica,"Hey, Rach, how was work?"
42874, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Only when it was damp!!  I’m back in the club!
42875, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross, The big apple!
42876, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Joey,"Yeah, all right. "
42877, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Okay, first I'm not crazy. And second, say it don't spray it. Anyway his name is Malcom, and he wasn't following me, I mean he was, but 'cause he thought I was Ursula, ick. And, that's why, that's why he couldn't just come up and talk to me. 'Cause of the restraining order."
42878, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"When? Today? Some, not a lot."
42879, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Here, I got five, I got five. "
42880, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,Chandler.
42881, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,Hi.
42882, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,Enchanté 
42883, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Oh.  Hey, who's Carl?"
42884, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey, hey Rach!"
42885, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River."
42886, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you."
42887, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might  end up hurting."
42888, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel, Could you please get her attention?
42889, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald."
42890, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow."
42891, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,Ohhh…
42892, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,And! We also have speaker phone. 
42893, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"We can’t tell him, you can’t go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff."
42894, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?"
42895, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,What?
42896, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,Hey.
42897, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Come on, show me."
42898, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey, Ross!
42899, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Okay! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi."
42900, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together."
42901, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Aww, come on."
42902, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,"Well, I figured we’re in another country, so it doesn’t count."
42903, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler," Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!"
42904, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler," Oh, and you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!"
42905, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Joey,This is your place?
42906, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,I have to go scream into a pillow. 
42907, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,You're hurt!
42908, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Joey, We did?
42909, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Look at you! What—You’re-you’re this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt you’re gonna be an incredible mother.
42910, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
42911, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Come on robot!
42912, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Hey! 
42913, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to..."
42914, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,You go get ‘em.  What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
42915, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,Yes! 
42916, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"I know. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler for the money and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids."
42917, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Ross,Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.
42918, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Wait, you guys, look!"
42919, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Try feeding her again.
42920, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,L-leaving my troubles behind?
42921, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Well then get your money back and return them!
42922, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Monica,Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
42923, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"No! Downstairs! And we got to talking y’know, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee."
42924, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, nothing, it’s just, it’s close to Ron. Does he.. Does little Ross like dinosaurs by any chance?"
42925, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler, 400 A.M.
42926, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Phoebe,"Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler."
42927, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?"
42928, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,So is your apron. You’re wearing it like a cape.
42929, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset."
42930, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel," Uhh, hang in there?"
42931, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
42932, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,When did that happen to you?!
42933, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,"Yeah. Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey. Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname."
42934, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
42935, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,What was the other one Ross?
42936, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,Aw.  I’m just—I’m in a place in my life right now where I…I…
42937, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,About what?
42938, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,It's fine.
42939, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? "
42940, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Yeah.
42941, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Are you sure you wanna do this?
42942, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Mhm,  packing - sexy cheerleader comedy."
42943, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!"
42944, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,
42945, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler, It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
42946, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it’s like enough!"
42947, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Phoebe,We're on our honeymoon.
42948, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Right, right, yes!"
42949, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
42950, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,
42951, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
42952, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Phoebe, Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
42953, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross," Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!"
42954, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?"
42955, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!"
42956, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,I said name one!
42957, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,It’s no Ukrainian film.
42958, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Hey!
42959, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,What?
42960, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?"
42961, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,Okay.
42962, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why don’t we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet."
42963, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe,Hi!
42964, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,"Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free."
42965, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?"
42966, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,"Yeah! And I got it on sale, too."
42967, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
42968, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
42969, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,That’s not what she said last night. 
42970, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,I made the mistake of telling him that I was pregnant.
42971, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,Well we’re gonna miss you around here.
42972, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don’t wanna look stupid!"
42973, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!"
42974, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!
42975, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,You're a dancer? She-she's a dancer!
42976, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey,Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
42977, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"And, and, and they wear those little water wings, you know. And they're, they're running around on the deck. Then Hoyt wraps this big towel around all three of them."
42978, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Yes, Joe?"
42979, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,My God!
42980, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Chandler,"Yes, 98.6. You’re gonna be fine."
42981, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Monica,They’re all Chandler.
42982, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! ""Restaurant reviewer admits I was wrong about Monica."""
42983, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,I drew you a bath!
42984, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey, Hey!
42985, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica, Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
42986, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?"
42987, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"All right fine, your guy may have a great body, but our guy is really funny."
42988, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!"
42989, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this."
42990, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,"So uh, what are you in for?"
42991, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,I kissed Kathy.
42992, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,That would be me.
42993, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more."
42994, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Rachel," Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!"
42995, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing  and it kinda knocked me out a little?"
42996, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"Well, why don’t you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you."
42997, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Okay, uhh, I think I’m going to run to the ladies room."
42998, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel!  Are you okay?"
42999, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you."
43000, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. "
43001, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Joey,
43002, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. "
43003, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Good, good, good, good, good. "
43004, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry."
43005, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"I know! I know, she says it’s all mass-produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.  So come on, she’s gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something?! Please?"
43006, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"I really am sorry about, you know..before. I just want to make sure you know that I really do like you."
43007, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Phoebe,"I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip.  But I won't."
43008, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,
43009, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,"No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now."
43010, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin’ at him."
43011, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Ross,
43012, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,Nestle Tollhouse?!
43013, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Hmm?  Oh, a student I don’t know."
43014, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!"
43015, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!"
43016, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Chandler,Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
43017, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
43018, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,"No-no-no oh, keep your name, don’t take his name."
43019, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,"Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!"
43020, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross, it’s okay. You can come out."
43021, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,We have a winner!
43022, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,I tell people secrets. It makes them like me.
43023, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that must be it."
43024, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
43025, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Oh yeah, what are you reading?"
43026, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,"Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?"
43027, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor…"
43028, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Y'know what?  I think we can just leave it at that.  It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
43029, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,I love you. 
43030, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,A year?!
43031, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe,"Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like ""Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!"". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!"
43032, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.  Ready? One, two, three, four..."
43033, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God! You did that yourself?
43034, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"What do you, what do you mean?"
43035, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica,Joey! He’s working!  You would look good in that.
43036, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!"
43037, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica, I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
43038, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,The fear?
43039, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll die."
43040, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"Whoa, ah!! We’re you just gonna give me some lemonade?"
43041, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, I'll have whatever Christine is having.
43042, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,"You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?"
43043, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.
43044, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,I’ll meet you there in two minutes.
43045, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross,
43046, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,"Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place."
43047, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,Yeah!
43048, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Hi!
43049, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
43050, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, who’s boss."
43051, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, it has a name?"
43052, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"Okay, but you cannot tell him... but look whose back!"
43053, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?"
43054, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey,You guys don’t think I look 19?
43055, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"All right, I'll see you guys later. "
43056, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"No, it’s really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe."
43057, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,So I got it when I was 13...
43058, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel, Tell Monica I’m sorry.
43059, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Me asking is kind of a sign.
43060, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, look we don’t, we don’t really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I don’t know about you but that doesn’t happen to me a lot."
43061, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"No I’m serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you."
43062, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Joey,What?!
43063, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Hello?  Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here."
43064, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... "
43065, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Fine.  Hi! Yes, I’d like to order a large pizza."
43066, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,Okay.
43067, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better..."
43068, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross."
43069, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross," Hey, you ok?"
43070, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married."
43071, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,"Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents."
43072, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam!"
43073, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,Who knows?
43074, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,Oh God. I’m sorry about this.
43075, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?
43076, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
43077, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together."
43078, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,Hey!
43079, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Chandler,"Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room."
43080, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? ""Cheese. It's milk that you chew."" ""Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."" ""A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"""
43081, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, so you're Monica’s boss?"
43082, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl."
43083, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Hey!
43084, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,"Oh, Bob, get off the guy!"
43085, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."
43086, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel, Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
43087, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,Okay.
43088, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,What are you doing?
43089, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets."
43090, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,Hey!
43091, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"Well I assume the ah, happy couple isn’t up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?"
43092, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"Yes I did, and I think you should do it."
43093, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,
43094, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Okay.
43095, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there."
43096, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,Step away from the duck.
43097, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?"
43098, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
43099, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isn't the ideal way to something....
43100, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?"
43101, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel,A couple of bucks.
43102, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel, That almost hit me in the face.
43103, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Phoebe,"Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that’s pretty amazing too."
43104, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
43105, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,Kinda like Joey.
43106," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Chickens?
43107, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey,"Yeah, it’s not mine."
43108, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! 
43109, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"You're right, I'm sorry.  ""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."""
43110, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe, Which means she had a couple spritzers and a quick peck on the cheek.
43111, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Sure, May...tember."
43112, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me."
43113, The Roof,,9,Monica,Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.
43114, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,At least let me smoke it to the good part.
43115, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica,"I mean, all I’m asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Don’t I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!"
43116, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
43117, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"No! No! Of course it didn’t mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y’know, because-because it was you…"
43118, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Hey. It’s three in the morning. They don’t know that I’ve come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
43119, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler," Yeah, this is so good, that I’m gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert."
43120, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!
43121, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him."
43122, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
43123, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
43124, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,I’m having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
43125, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,Sorry. Sorry.
43126, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,"I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach?  Oh, you think I should give up the bag!"
43127, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Three people. Joshua’s not gonna be there.
43128, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Really?!  Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so what’s—what is—what’s your name?"
43129, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,...like a...
43130, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,"Well, I said that I… "
43131, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate,",3,Chandler,"Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you’re chances are pretty good. "
43132, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,What?
43133, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Monica's making jam.
43134, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,Did you just say Emma?
43135, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Okay, calm down, here they are. "
43136, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,You mean you stole it!  Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
43137, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"All right, try pedaling."
43138, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh wow! Look at this place!
43139, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,What's going on?
43140, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid."
43141, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
43142, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"Yes, it is, at Office Max."
43143, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Monica,The thing we never do.
43144, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel."
43145, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute!  Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?"
43146, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Give me the bag.
43147, Airport,,9,Monica,Can I talk now?
43148, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Sorry.
43149, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Really?! How come we didn’t cross paths?
43150, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel, So did you read your evaluation yet?
43151, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Wow! You do?
43152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,I’m not gonna go out with him.
43153, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Ross,
43154, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"No, I fold. "
43155, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you shouldn’t compare yourself to me."
43156, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Rachel,"All right let me see.  Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?"
43157, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel, What?
43158, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross," I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!"
43159, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"You’re right. You’re right. I mean I’m about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I don’t want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! She’s gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!"
43160, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It’s right next to it!"
43161, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,That’s not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
43162, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Ohh!
43163, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,All right!
43164, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Yes.
43165, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,She is?
43166, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,What? What do you mean you know?
43167, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,It depends on who asked.
43168, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"Oh, they're brochures from different adoption agencies."
43169, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"Yes but too me he's just, man."
43170, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!
43171, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,"Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that."
43172, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, Ooh... I love Barbados!
43173, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey,Fine.
43174, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,Hey! It's raining. I don't want to fly in the rain. So…
43175, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica, That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
43176, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey,..Naughty!
43177, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,She’s right.
43178, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"Well yeah, that and Chandler’s problem."
43179, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,OK so isn't there a little part of you that wants to get up there?
43180, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,"I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it just seems that Robert isn’t as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped."
43181, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Marcel?
43182, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling."
43183, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,Great. Great.
43184, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,And that’s not against your oath?!
43185, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!"
43186, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel," Oh, you did this to him?"
43187, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,
43188, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh you wouldn’t uh, care. It’s just a stupid comic book story."
43189, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Yep!
43190, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!"
43191, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Check it out.  How much of a man am I?!
43192, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!"
43193, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?"
43194, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,Susan...
43195, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?"
43196, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,"He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!"
43197, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Yeah.
43198, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Hey Rachel.
43199, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh no.
43200, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Same difference.
43201, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I love that saying!
43202, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.
43203, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"All right so Earl, let’s just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-there’s gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?"
43204, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,I won! I won! I finally won!
43205, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,Then yes that is what I’m having. 
43206, Monica’s bedroom," she has just lost her flower to Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Oh, okay! "
43207, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?"
43208, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,He’s really picky about his patients.
43209, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,What?!
43210, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I think she’s here.
43211, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?"
43212, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too."
43213, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them."
43214, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Rachel,Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
43215, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,Hey!
43216, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!
43217, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,You really think that is what he meant?
43218, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Okay! When?!
43219, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
43220, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,I set her up with this actor on my show.
43221, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me."
43222, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Joey,"Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity."
43223, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts..."
43224, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. "
43225, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you. Four would be great."
43226, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,"This is ridiculous, he’s not gonna hold his breath… "
43227, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"All right, come on guys, let’s go! Tie score, and we’re runnin’ out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! "
43228, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,Ok
43229, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game."
43230, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,"It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. I’m going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast I’m just gonna propose."
43231, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe, I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
43232, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Why me?!
43233, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,That’s correct.
43234, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Aww, look at the little thing."
43235, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
43236, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross,"Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks."
43237, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,What are you doing?
43238, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Ross, you know what? "
43239, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel, His new girlfriend!
43240, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Y’know, it’s been a while since we’ve screamed something. Maybe we should.",8,Chandler,
43241, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,"Yeah, ‘cause that’s why you won’t get Isabella Rosselini, geography."
43242, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe," Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?"
43243, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Really? I'd say 3 to 4.
43244, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,Okay.  You won’t believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!
43245, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Rachel,I bet 20.
43246, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. We don't speak. She's like this high-powered, driven career type."
43247, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,Okay? 
43248, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that it’s better if we’re on the same team."
43249, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, listen. Okay, before you do anything Joey-like, you might wanna run it by err... "
43250, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something."
43251, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Okay. Have a benefit.
43252, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,"Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!"
43253, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now!  Oh, thank you!"
43254, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God.
43255, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can’t wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together."
43256, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I swear, if you try it, you will love it!"
43257, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Rachel,Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
43258, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel, Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
43259, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-I’m having a great time! Y’know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but it’s not. I mean it’s not at all."
43260, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Rachel,Oh.
43261, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Oh no. Don’t, don’t, don’t start packing. Come on! "
43262, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?"
43263, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey. Oh, I’m sorry, this is Cailin."
43264, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet, naked lady."
43265, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"I got married!  Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing."
43266, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something a little toothier.
43267, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Rachel,"Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey."
43268, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Oh, I can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party."
43269, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Okay, it's not a contest."
43270, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Chandler," See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks."
43271, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Chandler,"If it’s not, then there’s two of them. And that would mean it’s the end of the world!"
43272, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,I don’t want to say.
43273, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,No!
43274, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,Okay!  Okay! Here!
43275, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,Hi.
43276, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"Excuse me. Excuse me!  Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go."
43277, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are."
43278, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe, Yeah!! Let's do that!
43279, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, Joey, I know."
43280, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe, Okay.
43281, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her."
43282, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,"Hi.  Umm, I think there’s something that we really need to talk about."
43283, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright."
43284, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,Fine!
43285, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice!  Oh.
43286, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,A card! A card! I pick a card!
43287, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,
43288, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,Okay you’re right. I’ll hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
43289, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Honey don’t worry, it was my mistake."
43290, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh, that smells good!"
43291, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
43292, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,What the hell are you doing?!
43293, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"Well now let’s-let’s look at this objectively, I think I should date her…"
43294, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Oh, great. It's starting to rain, that will make it easy to get a cab."
43295, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
43296, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,That's what I'm telling you.
43297, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Joey,"I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey."
43298, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe, Wow! How long were we arguing for?
43299, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,No that’s just——That’s just ‘cause I’m such a good messer!
43300, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,Hey.
43301, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,Okay.
43302, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler, Really?
43303, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that…garbage chute. "
43304, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
43305, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."
43306, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Monica,"I gotta tell ya, I think it’s okay to be that guy."
43307, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,And that’s the Chrysler Building right there.
43308, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,Hey!
43309, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"He’s not snoozing, he’s teaching a class."
43310, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans."
43311, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This ain’t a locker room, okay? But, y’know I remember him saying that-that he had plans tonight."
43312, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Gunther, I quit."
43313, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,No! I’m up for a Soapie!
43314, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler,"Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's."
43315, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Yes, is that okay?"
43316, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica," Okay, I’ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I’m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone."
43317, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Hi-e!!
43318, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Great! It went great. Really great. Hey, is that wine?"
43319, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,Richard was there so I couldn’t do it!
43320, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Have you found your dress yet?
43321, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"I meant, me plus one!"
43322, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,"That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed."
43323, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross, Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I’ll always remember that summer because that’s when I realized that we are related.
43324, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Wouldn’t you be?
43325, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that we’re trying to get to play at the wedding?
43326, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,
43327, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What does he think? Does he think I’m just gonna wait around for nothing?
43328, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,Something else I might have said?
43329, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,Great! Thank you very much.
43330, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Uh-oh, it was bad?"
43331, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,"I know that one! ...No, that's Popes into a Volkswagen."
43332, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Hello?  Okay ah, hold on a second, lemme lemme just check and see if see if she's here."
43333, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,We have heard you play.
43334, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing."
43335, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"You don’t, like go into the back of my closet, and look under my gym bag or anything?"
43336, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel," Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!"
43337, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Ok, so there's not a magazine under the couch, or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank, or a filthy video in the VCR?"
43338, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
43339, The Hotel," Rachel is walking through the ballroom area and comes upon the sign for the Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding,",7,Rachel,"Yeah! Yeah. They’re…they’re-they’re my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus."
43340, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
43341, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little..."
43342, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Ross,"Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door."
43343, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,Interesting.
43344, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"No, she was just much better at job than me!"
43345, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, that is all you."
43346, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,You look beautiful. Is this new? 
43347, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Merry Christmas, you guys!"
43348, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey," So uh, how you doin’?"
43349, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,"Hey, where you been?"
43350, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
43351, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Huh? 
43352, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Already? That’s pretty bad what you did.
43353, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Oh, how does he look? How does he look?"
43354, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,"Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?"
43355, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Wait a minute.
43356, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!"
43357, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Phoebe, she doesn’t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn’t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn’t know that you’ve been living with your Grandmother’s for a week now."
43358, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,I can’t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
43359, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Rachel, As are you…
43360, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,And slept with the professor.
43361, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey, Hey!
43362, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica, Seriously?
43363, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes!"
43364, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!"
43365, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,I didn't know Monica had these!
43366, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,"God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab."
43367, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Ross,"That was the water fountain! Okay?! Anyway, people are writing reports for me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with people you can get anything you want.  Hey Tribbiani, give me that coffee! Now!"
43368, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it."
43369, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Yes.
43370, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,Why? What's the big deal?
43371, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"No, no I just ah, didn’t do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly don’t deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise."
43372, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, How's it going?
43373, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Hi.
43374, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Monica,Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
43375, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"
43376, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, what should you have done?"
43377, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Hey. It’s three in the morning. They don’t know that I’ve come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
43378, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,Good ones?
43379, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Hey, where is everybody?"
43380, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,"Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this  actor taking them?"
43381, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"Ohhh-hoo, funny story!"
43382, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,What happened?
43383, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"…is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, ""Who are my friends?"" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So…"
43384, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross,Hi .
43385, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,What are you up too?
43386, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue."
43387, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I know.
43388, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Rachel,Really?
43389, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,Okay.
43390, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Huh... wow, so he's gotta be..."
43391, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,"Yeah, but you're making me look bad!"
43392, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey, Not likely.  'Cause you see that body bag right there
43393, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, sure.  All right, whose court is the ball in now?"
43394, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Joey,Will you quit hoggin’ it!
43395, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,Ow!!
43396, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,How do you feel about that?
43397, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,"Underwear, a toothbrush, and Van Halen CD. I can use all these things!!"
43398, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
43399, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.
43400, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,"Rach, she’s got like three hairs!"
43401, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!"
43402, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Thank God.
43403, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica, Hey! Don’t be a baby!
43404, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,"Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?"
43405, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,Yes! Maybe it’s a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right?
43406, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m little nervous."
43407, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you."
43408, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!"
43409, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Oh, I'm sorry, did I say ""invest it""? I meant ""be cool and piss it all away"" "
43410, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,"Sure, what do you have in mind?"
43411, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Phoebe,"So, I guess this is it."
43412, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,
43413, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh what do you know? Virgin!
43414, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel," Oh, that's crazy!"
43415, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,With the circus? He's behind the elephant.
43416, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Game?
43417, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,Sure.
43418, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,We’re having a baby.
43419, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Rachel,"No. No, you can’t."
43420, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,When we were?
43421, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,Yeah?
43422, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica," Pheebs, you’ve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn’t healthy."
43423, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,I - I have to get on the plane.
43424, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these ""big massage places""! They're putting people like me out of business!"
43425, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,Are you gonna go over there?
43426, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Well we gotta do something, ok? Nannies like her don't grow on trees. "
43427, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,Right. No big deal.
43428, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily…"
43429, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,The Luisa from home room!
43430, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Like war. Or that thing in Joey's refrigerator. Remember? It was in a milk carton but it looked like meat?
43431, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,What’s the second part of your plan?
43432, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel, Hi!
43433, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
43434, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!
43435, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Absolutely not.
43436, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross, ‘Sup?
43437, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,I'm really sorry you guys.
43438, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money."
43439, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay, but you can’t fire him today."
43440, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe,.
43441, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now."
43442, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,Wow!
43443, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Hi, welcome, to an adult conversation."
43444, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Oh.  Oh!
43445, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,What? That's like insanely easy!
43446, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow."
43447, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,"See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson."
43448, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!"
43449, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Chandler,Yeah! You?
43450, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"All right, here it goes..."
43451, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Rachel,Just one drink?!
43452, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do."
43453, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Okay. I went down to the ‘Mattress King’ showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband."
43454, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Okay, I have to do something. I mean, I have, I have to stop it!"
43455, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,I don’t know! Maybe they have tools.
43456, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"I'll find Bob, I'll get him. Bob?  Oh wait, I think I hear him. Oh - Oh my god! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom!"
43457, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!"
43458, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Hey hey! You dye your hair!
43459, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? "
43460, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"But we do!  It's gonna be ok, Rach!"
43461, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Lusts of the flesh.
43462, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"I’m not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldn’t."
43463, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!
43464, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Ross,Calm down. There’s no reason to get testy.
43465, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Noo!!!
43466, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Hey.
43467, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey,Ooh... Not so good.
43468, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, last Saturday. Wow! She was the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic.  Oh, wait a minute, I read the wrong one."
43469, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, OH! Wow, I love those! Where did you get them?"
43470, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
43471, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Phoebe, Woo!
43472, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,How do you figure?
43473, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels…Also what is with these chips you bought?"
43474, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
43475, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,I’m gonna miss being able to afford food.
43476, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey, I call Godfather!
43477, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Joey,It’s better! You can’t go to a museum in your underwear!
43478, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it felt French."
43479, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross," Mona? What are—hi! What are you doing here? I’m, um, supposed to pick you up!"
43480, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,Just some boys gave me their phone numbers.
43481, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!"
43482, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh my God. 
43483, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
43484, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,"Well uh, I-I’m a paleontologist. Umm, I-I live in New York. I have a son Ben. Uh, hi Ben!  And uh…"
43485, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
43486, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,Sing!!
43487, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,Let us keep the apartment and…
43488, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
43489, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
43490, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Phoebe. Whaddyou think a good stage name for me would be?
43491, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Phoebe,Hey! I call her!
43492, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"You want me to wash my hands first, don't you?"
43493, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,"Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!"
43494, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I guess. I-I… I mean, do-do you think we’re ever gonna have that?"
43495, Central Perk," the gang’s putting their coats on to leave,",3,Phoebe,Where’s Chandler?
43496, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Well the duck can swim.
43497, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,Nice luggage.
43498, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,Yeah! I think that's great!
43499, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"It was, it was okay."
43500, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Have you seen Chandler?
43501, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,"Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible.  That's right, I know some stuff!"
43502, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,What?
43503, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Oh, I’ll-I’ll come hug you."
43504, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, well think of it like this, when you’re 90…"
43505, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,What?
43506, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk."
43507, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,A wandering?
43508, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,Yeah... The woman you what?
43509, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler, Sure...
43510, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,I don’t want things to change! Do you?
43511, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest…  But we had our best friend's interest at heart."
43512, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Claws?!
43513, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Yeah okay, you laugh now, but she’s gonna be yours. "
43514, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! 
43515, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel," Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!"
43516, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler," Listen, I just wanted to apologize about this afternoon and the whole massage thing. Y'know? I-I really like 'em."
43517, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,Watch the thorns!
43518, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!"
43519, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?"
43520, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t worry. You’re ready."
43521, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Ross,
43522, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey," Check this baby out, dug me a hole!"
43523, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica,"It sure is nice to do this together, isn’t it?"
43524, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Joey,"This is so exciting for her. Well, I’ll let you two fash…ists get down to business. "
43525, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Alright, what are we gonna say?"
43526, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story."
43527, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross," I’m telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think he’s baaad news!"
43528, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey,"Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?"
43529, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,Ow!
43530, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Rachel,That is so cool.
43531, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey, Hello.
43532, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Joey,"Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!"
43533, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, y’know she had such a terrible childhood."
43534," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey," Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my..."
43535, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Ross, You’re drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe I’m a little drunk.
43536, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. "
43537, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Ooh!
43538, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,"You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs,  in a grill fire."
43539, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Oh sorry, boyfriend!"
43540, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Oh I’ll prove it! I’ll prove it like a theorem!!
43541, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,What?
43542, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Joey,That's not funny at all!
43543, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Aww, come on."
43544, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,"No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself."
43545, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"OK, thank you."
43546, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Sorry, I’m so sorry, I will pay you back."
43547, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"I did not say fat! I said, ""Fa-aa-aw-ow…"""
43548, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink."
43549, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,You spent a hundred dollars. That’s the limit. You’re screwed!
43550, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight."
43551, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,"Okay, so I guess that’s about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in."
43552, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,No!
43553, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Excuse me?!
43554, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,I can’t help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.
43555, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,No.
43556, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,"Well, Ross was mugged as a kid."
43557, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, no problem."
43558, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Turned out it was a hat.
43559, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,Where’d you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
43560, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are “They’re are no rules.”"
43561, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!"
43562, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey,Cage closed?
43563, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,What-what is love really?
43564, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Monica,"Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy."
43565, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Y’know those big-big uh, road signs that say ""Merge?"""
43566, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,"Okay everybody, let’s go! Let’s go!"
43567, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel, Hey! What’s goin’ on?
43568, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,You wanna hug it out?
43569, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,What?! What do you mean you’re going to London?
43570, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I just went for a walk, around the living room. Whatever…"
43571, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Chandler,Okay. Okay.
43572, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,"Oh my God, introduce us!"
43573, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Sounds nice.
43574, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Bring it on!
43575, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,"Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out."
43576, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Ross?
43577, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler, ah-ha!
43578, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
43579, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Noo! But that would've been so cool!
43580, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want..."
43581, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Why, are you moving out?"
43582, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,"Honey, the question is…do you really want to marry Joey?"
43583, Ross's apartment," Cassie and Ross are watching a movie and Cassie is pouring Ross some more wine as Ross has his hands full with the glass and holding the bowl of popcorn in his lap,",7,Ross," Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. I’m going in."
43584, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Marcel?
43585, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they’d brighten up the place. They do don’t you think?"
43586, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!
43587, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,"Uh-oh, what’s the matter?"
43588, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,
43589, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"Good morning everyone, it�s nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions?  Yes, Ken is it?"
43590, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?"
43591, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
43592, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"I’m sorry, it just—I don’t know it doesn’t really look like it can do anything."
43593, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Who did?!
43594, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?
43595, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!"
43596, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Monica! This is the Men's room!  Isn't it?
43597, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,"That’s right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won.  Please don’t take her from me."
43598, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, I've got milk  Better?"
43599, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross, Was I talking to her about gas?
43600, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I don’t get it. Aren’t you the one that decided that you didn’t want to be with Ross?"
43601, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey, What?
43602, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is  the greatest sandwich in the world!"
43603, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,I’m so sorry.
43604, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Can I see that for second.
43605, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,Oh my god you're right.
43606, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,Yeah. Go over to Joey’s. Go over to Joey’s and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.
43607, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama."
43608, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Hey!
43609, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,"Let me, let me get you some wine!"
43610, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,And you really think this is a good idea?
43611, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,To Ross!
43612, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,"Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now."
43613, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
43614, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people."
43615, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Chandler,Hey.
43616, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"What, he’s 18."
43617, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,Like what?
43618, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Phoebe,He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.
43619, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,Yeah?
43620, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Well, h-how is this like that?"
43621, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,Surprise!!
43622, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel," Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That’s great!"
43623, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the bank!
43624, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Come on! I don’t want you thinking of me like that any more!
43625, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey, I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!
43626, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open."
43627, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler," Ross, ten o'clock."
43628, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey,Ross?
43629, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,So Theodore... I uhm... I can see where Mike gets his good looks from...
43630, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. "
43631, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,I’m marrying her.
43632, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys give me the underwire from your bra!"
43633, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,I don’t want you to date her!
43634, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,Again true.
43635, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Rachel,"Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don’t—Whoa!! "
43636, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Rach!
43637, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Really?
43638, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,In one year?! My God what did she eat? Her-her family! That’s not the point.
43639, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Great to see you!
43640, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Is it an engagement ring?
43641, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,Tell me what?
43642, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Rach, here's your mail."
43643, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,Thanks! 
43644, Ross',,9,Rachel,Oh no no no
43645, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Give me the bag.
43646, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?"
43647, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Hey!
43648, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,I’m-I’m—I had no idea. I’m sorry. I…
43649, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,Oh my God!! Great!
43650, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler,"Okay, y'know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!"
43651, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,Bye you guys!
43652, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey,"But I-I-I can’t stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.  What?"
43653, A restaurant in Rome," Monica is paying for the pizza,",3,Monica,"Oh come on, it’s only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?"
43654, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh nice tan!
43655, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week."
43656, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,I know!  I know!  I know!
43657, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,So would I. You wouldn’t think that Annie Liebawitz would forget to put film in the camera.
43658, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, what's it about?"
43659, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you can’t tell me last night didn’t mean something to you. I-I was there, you’re not that good an actress."
43660, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Rachel,You brought a carrot?!
43661, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,"And Mindy, your maid of...?"
43662, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,Dad?
43663, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah, why? What’s up?"
43664, Ross',,9,Ross,"But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it."
43665, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Okay, that we may be able to do."
43666, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind."
43667, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,"Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!"
43668, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,"Monica, what is the matter with you?"
43669, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,How young is young Ethan? Young?
43670, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,What is the big deal?
43671, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,"Oh! You know, I just... couple of things I tried ... I just sang a little doo... Itsy Bitsy Spider..."
43672, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I was just gonna ask!"
43673, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,What?
43674, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,Hey Jessica.
43675, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Thank you so much Phoebe.
43676, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,I look more like him than you do! 
43677, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,Oh! How's it going?
43678, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy."
43679, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,My dad told me. They play golf together.
43680, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,"I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again."
43681, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
43682, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler,"Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know."
43683, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Oh! I sous stand.
43684, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Joey,Maybe she killed him?
43685, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel," What, is everything ok?"
43686, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?"
43687, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now.  By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?"
43688, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God…  Come and knock on my door…
43689, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Rachel,We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe there’s a like league we could join or something.
43690, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?"
43691, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Well, how was the date?"
43692, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Thank you! So, did-did he get it?"
43693, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,Have fun at church-camp!
43694, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her."
43695, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe, Mazel tov.
43696, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!"
43697, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,Ohh!  Hi!
43698, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Seriously, I don’t Rachel’s gonna think it’s a good idea."
43699, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, that’s true."
43700, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel, Because I’m going to London.
43701, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, so what do you think ladies? Who wouldn’t be interested? Who wouldn’t want to date him?"
43702, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Pheebs! Pheebs! Ross wants to kiss you at midnight!
43703, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,Thanks.  I'll see you New Year's Day.
43704, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Ross," Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that."
43705, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the... OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table."
43706, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Ha! Ha! Ha!
43707, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Okay!
43708, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"No! Rachel, that’s what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don’t get through, they’re not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It’s us versus them!"
43709, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.
43710, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"What?! Monica, I’m scared!!"
43711, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?"
43712, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out."
43713, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"Well, thank you, Melanie."
43714, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Noooo.
43715, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"I know, I know, and you were right Ross.  You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!"
43716, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"I don’t know, I hardly ever say that about people."
43717, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! I’m the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna get a job, you’re gonna get an apartment, and then I’ll help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?"
43718, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Okay.  It’s a chicken.
43719, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Sorry.
43720, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
43721, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross," Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts."
43722, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh Amy, don't cry Amy.  Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?"
43723, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Phoebe,"Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink."
43724, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! "
43725, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Joey, Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
43726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
43727, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be."
43728, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,"I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?"
43729, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,Hey.
43730, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica,Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
43731, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Ssshyeah, well, duh! I mean..."
43732, Central Perk,,9,Monica,
43733, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,It’s gonna be so great.
43734, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,Really?
43735, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
43736, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,Rachel.
43737, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Good enough to get fired.
43738, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross," Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?"
43739, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,"Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I’m the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?"
43740, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I think we've found our sperm!
43741, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe, I got them!
43742, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"And, a brownie!  Well, half a brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so…"
43743, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Chandler," Eh..., I don’t, I don’t know."
43744, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,All right.
43745, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Okay!
43746, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,What? Why?!
43747, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Yeah, you do."
43748, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,Right!
43749, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?"
43750, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,I don’t know if it’s true.
43751, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!"
43752, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Promise?
43753, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,"Not quite. Monica's still at the salon, and I'm just finishing packing."
43754, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Even when we were having sex in that chair?
43755, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,Really? Oh What A Beautiful Morning!  Surrey With A Fringe On Top.
43756, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"Yeah, they're great seats too!"
43757, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,You al-you already had it?
43758, Central Perk,,9,Ross, I have sex with dinosaurs??
43759, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! 
43760, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Hey, did you pick a roommate?"
43761, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy!  Stupid closet full of bugs!"
43762, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Yeah! I’m gonna have a boyfriend, you’re gonna have a girlfriend…"
43763, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,Oh my Gosh!
43764, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,Yeah.
43765, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Hey, can I ask you something? In this, in this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel?"
43766, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,I love you Phoebe.
43767, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door,4,Monica,"Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?"
43768, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?"
43769, Interview room," Ross and two other professors  are sitting on one side of a long desk, Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side",10,Ross,Oh come on!!
43770, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,Alright  I feel youger already! 
43771, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,You call that delicious?
43772, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,So how's the piano playing going?
43773, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,"This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!"
43774, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Maybe Joey doesn’t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?"
43775, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?"
43776, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,We really…didn’t get a chance to…
43777, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,And you’re so sweet. 
43778, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Yes!
43779, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Yes you can!
43780, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler," Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best."
43781, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,Yeah?
43782, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh really?
43783, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! "
43784, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!"
43785, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,"Really?!  Hey, y’know what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff."
43786, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter."
43787, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Good choice.
43788, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Rachel,Return them?! Shh! They’re gonna hear you!
43789, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Aw, don't do that"
43790, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,How do you know she's gonna start talking?
43791, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,That's not what we're gonna do!
43792, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,So you think Ross too?
43793, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Oh, nothing, he’s just goofy like that, I actually, hardly notice it anymore."
43794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Yeah!
43795, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Oh. 
43796, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,"So umm, how was your date with Ginger?"
43797, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,"So umm, does it?"
43798, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ll sit down. "
43799, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Chandler,"Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. "
43800, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,I'll get you the Cliff Notes.
43801, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,I brought you alphabet soup.
43802, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?"
43803, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Paid your phone bill?
43804, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!"
43805, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?"
43806, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,Why?
43807, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,Good. So what were you thinking?
43808, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Ah. Joey you’re-you’re having lunch with my mom?
43809, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel," Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna."
43810, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!"
43811, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,Oh I’m sorry mummy’s so sorry go back to sleep go back to sleep. Shh.   Shhh! Go back to sleep
43812, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
43813, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,The Richard.
43814, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Ah, Kate?"
43815, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Too dry.
43816, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Yeah...
43817, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,You didn’t just break up.
43818, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Pheebs, I still need some help here"
43819, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,"Well, he gets the other one all riled up."
43820, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,
43821, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
43822, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad."
43823, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel, Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
43824, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,Gimme ‘em!
43825, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"Ooh, and I can do this. "
43826, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes."
43827, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross, Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.
43828, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,"Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something."
43829, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe, He was a lawyer!
43830, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,'Cause you invited your assistant.
43831, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
43832, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend."
43833, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, man!"
43834, Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde  How did you get a girl like that?,4,Chandler,
43835, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,No don’t I beg of you!
43836, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,I will not! I’m the divisional head of men’s sportswear!
43837, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Joey,"C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit."
43838, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,
43839, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I'm kinda heading into a new career direction and, you know, you gotta start at the bottom."
43840, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Bye-bye!
43841, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, Rachel! Hi!"
43842, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,What? What?
43843, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,You’re great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
43844, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,Are you out of your mind?
43845, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous! I mean, they’re gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off. I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s."
43846, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"No, that’s VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…"
43847, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"No, it's just...you know the whole ""getting on with your life"" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you."
43848, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I can’t call my office they’ll kill me! I can’t call my clients they’ll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts."
43849, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Don’t blame the questions!
43850, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"No really, I-I am! I feel bad!"
43851, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Oh wait.. What are you doing?
43852, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
43853, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Oh yes, absolutely! Y’know, it’s weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh…well I probably shouldn’t tell you the rest."
43854, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,Ohh. 
43855, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe," Well, it’s better than us deciding."
43856, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?
43857, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,The wedding pictures?
43858, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh that’s good, the chemistry thing for us too."
43859, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice."
43860, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,Yeah. Why?
43861, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,Happy Thanksgiving!
43862, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Maybe that’s the problem.
43863, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?
43864, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Why not! This is her wedding day, this is way more important than some stupid kids!"
43865, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Monica!
43866, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Then why do you ask?!
43867, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Was that all you wanted to ask me?
43868, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, "
43869, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,"‘Cause if you do that means you’d be cancelling it for me, and we’re just friends."
43870, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
43871, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,"Okay, you’re on."
43872, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,"Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch."
43873, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,You can’t marry him!
43874, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Thank you.
43875, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
43876, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Chandler,"I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. "
43877, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey, Hey guys!
43878, Central Perk," Gunther is wiping down the counter as Ross rushes in,",3,Ross,"Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place."
43879, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Phoebe,I am definitely gonna watch that!
43880, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I'm not talking about her..."
43881, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,"Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!"
43882, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Rachel,"I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in."
43883, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica," Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it."
43884, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,You got a present for my parents. That’s so sweet.
43885, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,Get in here!  Merry Christmas.
43886, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,"You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?"
43887, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,It tastes like feet!
43888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,"Well, you-you know what I meant."
43889, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Now I cannot wait to see this.
43890, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,Hey!
43891, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,"Yes, it is."
43892, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"No, no, no, that’s Dina."
43893, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"No it’s not weird, it’s a miracle!"
43894, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,What?!
43895, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler."
43896, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?"
43897, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"I know, it's pretty great."
43898, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,"It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!"
43899, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?"
43900, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe, Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
43901, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Nice jeans!
43902, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he loves one last time."
43903, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list."
43904, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,"That’s not really important right now. What is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just don’t feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding."
43905, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?"
43906, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Rachel, Oh. That WENUS.
43907, The Mr, Bowmont ,7,Rachel,
43908, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,No?
43909, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,H-h-h-how’s the duck?
43910, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,Really?
43911, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! 
43912, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,"Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party."
43913, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?"
43914, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,Well that’s good. Because you didn’t! And I’m incredibly happy for ya!!
43915, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,"Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go."
43916, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,"Okay, and oh I’m gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all."
43917, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Anyway. That’s when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
43918, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,"We feel so terrible about this, Ross."
43919, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,"That’s right, I love you! And-and I’m gonna play with you all the time."
43920, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"So, uh, how's she doing?"
43921, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,"Chandler, you don't have a sister so you can't understand how much this bums me out."
43922, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I’m-I’m sure. "
43923, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey," This is like the temporary robot, right?"
43924, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,I-I just thought you were doing so well. I…
43925, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,
43926, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!"
43927, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life."
43928, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Dr. Wiener.
43929, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Boob job.
43930, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,You-you-you-you  threw my sandwich away!
43931, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,Almost never.
43932, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Sit down.
43933, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,But she liked us.
43934, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Yeah, it was pretty traumatic. I was outside St. Marc's Comics… you know, I-I-I was just there minding my own business, you know, seeing what kinda trouble spiderman got into that week- "
43935, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"Oh, wow, Molly is just great!"
43936, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,Ok.
43937, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,The only superpower you have is a slightly heightened sense of smell. 
43938, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?"
43939, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration."
43940, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Got the keys? or Got the keys!
43941, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"Okay, Chandler!"
43942, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"The doctor says it’s completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-you’re sleep deprived."
43943, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally--Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy."
43944, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…"
43945, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,"No-no-no, wait! We need something old!"
43946, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,And your fly's still open...
43947, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, kinda."
43948, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"And your horoscope says, ""On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."""
43949, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"Come on, two on one."
43950, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think I’ll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer."
43951, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,
43952, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,No.
43953, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?"
43954, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,"Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents. "
43955, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Ehh, you're just liquored up."
43956, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Fumble!
43957, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,Hi! I’m Rachel Green.
43958, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,So bad.
43959, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.
43960, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?"
43961, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Rachel always cries!
43962, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,"All right, I definitely taste nutmeg."
43963, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,I’m asking you to do me a favor.
43964, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yes, yes, we had the sex."
43965, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?"
43966, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. "
43967, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!
43968, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Hey, you'll never guess what just happened… Phoebe and I got mugged!"
43969, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?
43970, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!"
43971, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Manhattan.
43972, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler,"Honey, you're screaming."
43973, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Well, ultimately, I was trying y'know, I-I wanted…tell him y'know, that I'm still in love with him."
43974, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You knew about that?
43975, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Hey, tell Dan, ‘Thanks.’"
43976, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,What?
43977, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Yeah, it’s just something I picked up."
43978, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment."
43979, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,But I want to.
43980, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, absolutely."
43981, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?
43982, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah."
43983, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Y'know and this time I thought I'd go for something, y'know a little more intellectual, with a less painful final exam."
43984, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Oh my God! 
43985, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Honey, there's really nothing to worry about."
43986, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,I’m so proud of you.
43987, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel," Ohhhhh, don't be mad..."
43988, Joey is back at Hayleys apartment,,9,Joey,yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
43989, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"I made her.  Steel drums don't really say ""elegant wedding"". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent."
43990, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I’m gonna do whatever I can to help this so, I’m just gonna y’know, lie it your chair,  Y'know? Yeah, good, I’m let gravity y’know, do its jobs."
43991, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate."
43992, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,We are not friends with Phoebe anymore.
43993, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
43994, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy."
43995, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,All right.
43996, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,She’s still mad.
43997, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?"
43998, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!"
43999, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what she’s talking about! I am an excellent driver!
44000, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,Aw.
44001, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Swear?!
44002, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel," So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?"
44003, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out.  You’ve done that a thousand times?"
44004, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I don't have a page.
44005, Ross',,9,Ross,Uh-ah!
44006, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"You do, thanks."
44007, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Really?
44008, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel," Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?"
44009, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,"You see, if we’d gone around them like I said, we—She would’ve given us those tickets. Damnit!"
44010, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica, Thank you.
44011, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.
44012, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. "
44013, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! She’s hot!"
44014, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God, you’ve got to stop chattering!"
44015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage."
44016, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!"
44017, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
44018, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"Thanks, Dad, really, I ju... you know, I just, I just needed to know, um... when did you start to feel like a father?"
44019, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Hey Gar!
44020, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,Bob!
44021, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,Do you have any ideas?
44022, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Hey, do we do this too much?"
44023, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"Oh my God, Mike!"
44024, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Rachel," Oh my God you’re here, let me see your hand!!"
44025, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,So...I've never played that!
44026, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think?  Two days of darts, it’ll be great!"
44027, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"I just feel so, uhh....."
44028, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST!
44029, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe, Oh
44030, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Yeah, where were you!"
44031, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Okay, now let’s decide who has the nicest ass."
44032, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I can’t! I have to work!
44033, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!"
44034, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica," I’m a good person. And I’m a good chef, and I don’t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y’know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is…"
44035, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,
44036, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go."
44037, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,Dad!
44038, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Ross,"No, this is pretty much it."
44039, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,"Oh, yeah, good idea."
44040, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,Oh I’m sorry! Do you need a break?
44041, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!"
44042, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,‘Kay!
44043, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,She lent me an egg once.
44044, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,Yeah! Once.
44045, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Maybe!  Well! Well…so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it! I can’t!"
44046, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,"Well, never say never but y’know probably uh yeah, never."
44047, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to… "
44048, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,That's okay.
44049, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Rachel,"It’s good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?  Oh, thank you. I’ll see you guys later."
44050, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe, Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!
44051, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, I met this woman. "
44052, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Nothing. I don’t want to do anything.
44053, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,"Here's the thing, Janice. You know, I mean, it's like we're different. I'm like the bing, bing, bing. You're like the boom, boom, ... boom."
44054, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Joey, what’s going on. What didn’t you tell us you work here?"
44055, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
44056, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,"Well, believe it or not, it's true. When Joey and I were together, he was wonderful. He was thoughtful and mature. And for the one week that we went out, he didn't sleep with anybody else!"
44057, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she’s anything like me, she’s just gonna be relieved."
44058, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are."
44059, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
44060, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up?"
44061, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,That’s not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don’t say that I don’t have goals!
44062, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Hmm.
44063, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,That’s sweet.
44064, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,Oh I’m so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
44065, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,Yeah but I didn’t read anything.
44066, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that."
44067, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"What, like there's a rule or something?"
44068, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe,"Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him..."
44069, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
44070, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,No!! You can’t!!
44071, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,What did you just say?
44072, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"I know I should’ve.  ""I’m sorry."""
44073, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,I’ll take care of it.
44074, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I…"
44075, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.
44076, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Yeah? I’m proud of me too.
44077, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"No, I don't."
44078, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers."
44079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
44080, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,Phoebe!
44081, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Ross,"Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes."
44082, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!"
44083, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,What do you like better action or comedy?
44084, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Right?
44085, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,You got screwed.
44086, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Phoebe,"It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?"
44087, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Ross,"That’s okay, I’m cool over here. I’ll catch up with you later, Joey. "
44088, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,"We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!"
44089, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!"
44090, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel," Sorry I'm late, but I left late."
44091, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"If I help, we can find ‘em faster!"
44092, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"No, no! Give it to me!"
44093, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Look, Phoebe!"
44094, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey," Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!"
44095, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,What?
44096, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet."
44097, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Monica,"Hi, how are you doing Kelly?"
44098, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, I didn’t understand that, but y’know, maybe that’s ‘cause you were speaking the secret language of love!"
44099, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Rachel,You can't move. You just... you just can't.
44100, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,Great! It worked! No one’s sad.
44101, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,Huh! Where is the dog?!
44102, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Candy’s the mother, Cookie’s the daughter. The father’s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?"
44103, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I'm so glad we cleared that up. Look, I'm sorry, some things are different for men and for women."
44104, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"Honey, I know you’re in pain right now, but I’m a little turned on."
44105, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Ross,Hi.
44106, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat."
44107, The hallway,,10,Monica,I won't know what I would do without you.
44108, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,It won't come off!
44109, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel, What’s your favourite thing about summertime?
44110, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,It-it doesn’t?
44111, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross, What?
44112, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,Good. 
44113, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Joey,"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!"
44114, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am."
44115, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. That's the situation as we know it... 
44116, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,I love you!
44117, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Chandler,What?
44118, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,"It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldn’t, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! "
44119, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Ohh! I did not get that.
44120, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,"Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things."
44121, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Oh. Oh! 
44122, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants..."
44123, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"So what? Look, suppose we were a divorced couple."
44124, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"Chandler, wait, wait, wait..."
44125, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe, Hey!
44126, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!
44127, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'"
44128, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica,Am not!
44129, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,You don't know anything.
44130, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,So those were pity laughs? PITY LAUGHS? 
44131, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Wait a second! So, what’s new with you?"
44132, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,And why not?!
44133, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Well I’m alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?"
44134, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,I can cook and you can take care of the money.
44135, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m just mad!"
44136, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,Big day.
44137, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,"Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab."
44138, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, ‘cause I wanna trade for her."
44139, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Okay.
44140, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Okay!
44141, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, they gave me a great spot. Right by Macys. Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good spot to a rookie, but I’m the only one who can sing ""Merry Christmas"" in 25 languages.  I lied."
44142, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh look, she’s pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?  She looks scared. Doesn’t she look scared?"
44143, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
44144, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,You stink!
44145, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,"All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were..."
44146, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these...  Ow!"
44147, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,Hop on.
44148, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Two fours.
44149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,So were you guys together a long time?
44150, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"No-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?"
44151, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,Really?
44152, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I..."
44153, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,I'll pull you through.
44154, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY."
44155, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Monica,I wanna say good-bye at the car!
44156, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"So, a lot of malfunctioning wee-wees and hoo-hoos in this room, huh?"
44157, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,"All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event.  The Lightning Round!"
44158, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
44159, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,Hey Joey.  Hey you.
44160, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel, Hi!
44161, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Joey,"Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed."
44162, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,"Why hasn’t he called Rachel? Why? Why? I don’t understand. Why? He said he’ll call. Why? Why? Chandler I’m telling you she has flipped out, she’s gone crazy!"
44163, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I was just thinking you’re day could still pick up."
44164, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,...I really don't... 
44165, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,I’m gonna need a copy of those.
44166, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,sure.
44167, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks."
44168, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Monica,"No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy."
44169, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,Who?
44170, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Oh, it's a Macy's bag!"
44171, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Weirdest thing. Did I hear——Mother of God it’s true!
44172, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Okay.
44173, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Monica,"No, thank you."
44174, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Rachel,What?
44175, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl."
44176, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"-but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!"
44177, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Well, y'know, possibly.  You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?"
44178, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,"Oh I’m working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. "
44179, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,"So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state.  And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch."
44180, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey,"Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!"
44181, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Monica,Wow!
44182, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,Just give us the cheapest room you have.
44183, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Nono, just you."
44184, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler," You didn’t think I used to wear glasses, right?"
44185, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, try and stop me!"
44186, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Chandler,I do NOT want this unit!!
44187, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,Oh.
44188, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,You put holes in my baby's ears!
44189, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Hmmm-mmmm.
44190, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe, Oh no.
44191, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,Thank you.
44192, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,Hi!
44193, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,You can't move at all?
44194, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I’m loud!
44195, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Well, it’s, it’s yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?"
44196, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Whoho ho... Listen to the judgement from the porn star!
44197, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,I wish all guys could be like him.
44198, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Oh, I know!"
44199, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,"Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you've obviously have never played."
44200, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Doesn't know, ""Hello."" But she knows Capricorn One."
44201, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"Hello, is this the creepy residence?"
44202, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?"
44203, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No, no. She’s way to emotional. And by emotional I mean crazy."
44204, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Why would I tell him?
44205, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,That bastard taped over me! 
44206, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
44207, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,What is the matter with you?
44208, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,I am not horsing around okay? I am Porsching around.
44209, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,Ooh-ohh!
44210, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,It isn't working.
44211, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant.  All right, so I don’t know what sycophant means, but the rest is right."
44212, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Chandler,"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!"
44213, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,And a small piece of chocolate.
44214, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey," Oh, you should here me."
44215, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,So the going for help went well?
44216, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Yes!
44217, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Oh! Enough! A monkey could have made 'em!
44218, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Joey,"What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? "
44219, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"No, 19."
44220, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Ross,"When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldn’t be miserable? I’m telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person."
44221, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"See, I actually can pour milk, but I got you believing that I couldn’t. Now, see, that’s acting."
44222, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,She has a real name.
44223, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebe’s song about?"
44224, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Yeah. Yes! Yeah.
44225, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross,I'm going to do it.
44226, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Why not?
44227, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,Like a pirate?!
44228, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!"
44229, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler, Monica!
44230, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…"
44231, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
44232, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"We've been driving for a half-hour, and you haven't looked at the road once."
44233, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones."
44234, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Rachel,"I didn’t! Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. "
44235, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
44236, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Mento?
44237, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, maybe ask this guy."
44238, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Oh my God. Oh my God! And you’re-you’re…you’re not freaking out?
44239, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Chandler,"That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight.  Maybe there's something in that area."
44240, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Rachel, 
44241, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Okay! 
44242, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,Oh 
44243, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,"What, what is it?"
44244, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, how long was I watching that woman?"
44245, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,I can’t believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
44246, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns."
44247, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Well, well Ross didn’t care enough to be here, so I think he’s out. You snooze you lose."
44248, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God!  Who is that?"
44249, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross, GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44250, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,What if he reads it in the paper?
44251, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this.  I canna work on a new accent."
44252, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called ""a globe?"" Hmm?"
44253, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"All right, great, road trip baby!  This okay with you?"
44254, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica, Um... hi there.
44255, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?! You heard that?! 
44256, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math."
44257, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,It’s not that bad.
44258, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,"Oh my God. Ohh, my little sister and my best friend…shaking up. Oh, that’s great. That’s great. "
44259, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Yes!!
44260, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,So you know how to fix it?
44261, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Ow!! Ow!!
44262, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,"Oh that’s so great! Ohh, so what’s going on now?"
44263, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,I’ll take a card.
44264, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
44265, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,Poor Ross.
44266, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross, What? Where?
44267, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around here!"
44268, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,Y’know what? This one is. 
44269, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,Ohh. 
44270, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe," Hey, y’know what might cheer you up?"
44271, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
44272, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe, I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.
44273, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Hey!
44274, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,"Ahh, just like the apothecary tables of yore…"
44275, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?"
44276, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross," I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I-I cannot believe this!"
44277, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,It’s a humdinger!
44278, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"Anyway, uhm...Well, I'm glad there's no hard feelings."
44279, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,Joe…
44280, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,In a month?
44281, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, is that against the rules?"
44282, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,It’s Robert Bobby.
44283, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,What?
44284, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Rachel,"""I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"""
44285, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!"
44286, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," You are? Me, too!"
44287, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,What do you mean?
44288, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler,Cupping.
44289, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,What?
44290, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,"Yeah, what are ya gonna do?"
44291, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"I know, but all that work you’re doing to get it ready, I just… "
44292, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel, Yep.
44293, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Hi.
44294, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"No, hit me"
44295, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey," Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?"
44296, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,I could use a challenge! It’s getting pretty easy.
44297, Ross and Rachel’s apartment," Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings,",6,Rachel, Hello?
44298, Central Perk,,9,Monica,So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
44299, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe,"No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!"
44300, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over."
44301, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Rachel! Rachel! You haven’t touched Eldad’s hair!
44302, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,I know.
44303, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,It could happen.
44304, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"All right, you go. "
44305, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Aw what are you?! A detective?
44306, Central Perk,,9,Ross,That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
44307, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Ah!
44308, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this?  This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?"
44309, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe," Y’know I’m-I’m sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that."
44310, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,That’s it.  Ow!!!
44311, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Chandler,"I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise."
44312, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"No? Y’know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue."
44313, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Eh…
44314, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?
44315, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
44316, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Shhhh!
44317, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,Easy.
44318, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"I hate my friends.  Alright, look. There's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening."
44319, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"But you did! I mean, let’s be honest."
44320, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
44321, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Five years?! Chandler you have to tell him!
44322, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?"
44323, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Anyway… seriously, uh…just…just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. "
44324, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"Well, we were going to do that after—I mean umm, next."
44325, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes."
44326, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend  I can’t do that we promised we’d make each other gifts this year.
44327, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Joey,"I know, u-uch."
44328, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,"Well, Joey probably thinks I’ll just embarrass him. Y’know, he thinks I’m some kind of a soap opera nut—Which I’m not! I’m not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan.  And uh, and that your-your dog’s name is Wally. Well look at that, I’m just stroking your arm."
44329, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross, Me neither.
44330, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,Yeah?
44331, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,
44332, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"And I hope it’s not an inappropriate time to say this but, you’re the best sex I ever had."
44333, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?"
44334, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.
44335, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
44336, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,That was kind of rude!
44337, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Look, I am not high maintenance. I am not. Chandler!"
44338, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole ""I never want to get married"" thing and step up!"
44339, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,Why?
44340, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,You’re the best. Thanks. Oh!
44341, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,How-how did you lose your job here?
44342, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?"
44343, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,"Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend."
44344, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No!
44345, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"No, no, no, don't say ""listen."" I know that ""listen."" I've said that ""listen."""
44346, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,"I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend."
44347, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Why did you do that?
44348, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross," Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel."
44349, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Joey,"Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh?  Not just a hat rack my friend!"
44350, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Uh, honey, yeah that was with Carol."
44351, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica, This doesn't concern you!!
44352, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Okay.  That’s funny, yeah!"
44353, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,Why? Why can’t you go to him?
44354, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh!
44355, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,Why?
44356, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I would love too, but I can’t! I mean I just can’t, you know that I’m not good at confrontation."
44357, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?"
44358, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new."
44359, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Okay, it’s an audio question, name this television theme song. "
44360, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, I've supported you one hundred percent and I want to prove that to you in person!"
44361, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we’re up at the altar and I’m like this. "
44362, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler," Y’know, we haven’t found anybody else."
44363, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,"Look, is Rachel here? I really need to talk to her."
44364, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
44365, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Yes, his name is Barry, he’s a doctor, thank you very much."
44366, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"It’s kinda a ah, a third nipple kinda thing."
44367, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Joey,Gladys?
44368, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne."
44369, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Monica,"Okay, I got that. I’ll escape over there. I’ll come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. It’s got—Right— Well, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you?"
44370, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,Why don’t you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean that’s what I did when I first  weighing stuff.
44371, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
44372, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Oh my God!!
44373, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Oh damnit!
44374, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,It's my New Year's resolution!
44375, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,Blueberry.
44376, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,You want some help with that?
44377, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
44378, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit."
44379, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"I’m an actor, y’know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic."
44380, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"Oh, um, around 802. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger."
44381, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,She’s not a Tribbiani?
44382, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe,"Listen, I think I've left something here."
44383, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,"Oh, please, stop! Look, we're supposed to be honest with each other. I-I just wish you could tell me—just say, ""I don't like your massages."""
44384, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
44385, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Chandler,"Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow."
44386, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Okay.
44387, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I could, yeah, I can do that."
44388, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I have to pee. If I don’t come out in five minutes it’s because I’ve choked to death on the potpourri stink. "
44389, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"Eh, yeah, well ah, waitress at a coffee shop and cheer squad co-captain only took up so much room."
44390, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,Sure! Where are the seats?
44391, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Learn about Jesus...
44392, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,No.
44393, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, who's it for?"
44394, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,"There’s a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you!  Ohh, God!"
44395, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Sure.
44396, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,You two will have very hairy children.
44397, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,I can’t. I’m busy. I’m apartment hunting.
44398, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica, It wasn’t funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didn’t you pick me?
44399, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"I know, and with the baby coming?"
44400, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. It’s just gonna be too hard. Y’know? I mean, it’s Ross. How can I watch him get married? Y’know it’s just, it’s for the best, y’know it is, it’s… Y’know, plus, somebody’s got to stay here with Phoebe! Y’know she’s gonna be pretty big by then, and she needs someone to help her tie her shoes; drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labour."
44401, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,Rach…
44402, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass."
44403, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,"I’m hearing what you’re saying, but at our prices everyone needs toner."
44404, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,"Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that."
44405, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,Oh! What are we gonna do?
44406, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross,"I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking."
44407, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Joey,I call it!!
44408, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross," Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh…"
44409, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,Easy for you to say; you’ll be wearing a veil.
44410, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,!
44411, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Chandler,"Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter."
44412, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,"Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship."
44413, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"Honey, we’ve been over this. I need to be facing the other way."
44414, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Son of a gun, it is!"
44415, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Me, Fledermaus, great. I really—"
44416, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
44417, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,"Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week."
44418, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
44419, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,We’d like to close our accounts.
44420, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!
44421, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
44422, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,"Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!"
44423, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,"Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!"
44424, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just can’t. It’s just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I can’t do it! I can’t do it."
44425, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,"They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?"
44426, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Mandy, uh? Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?"
44427, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?
44428, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Rachel,Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.
44429, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"What?! Monica, I’m scared!!"
44430, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!"
44431, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Ok, on your mark... Get set... GO!!!"
44432, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,So….
44433, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
44434, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,Umm…
44435, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey," Ok-ay. I just, I can't believe you're calling me?"
44436, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
44437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,"Look, Chandler I don’t think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!"
44438, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight."
44439, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Okay.
44440, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?
44441, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
44442, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,"I guessed 20,000!"
44443, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, so do you."
44444, N,"Y,U, Ross’s new class, he is entering out of breath,",8,Ross,"Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! I’m on time! "
44445, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Phoebe," You guys, I’m sorry, could you please talk a little slower?"
44446, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again am I?"
44447, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Surprised?
44448, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Rachel, I got the job!
44449, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,What? I-I don't.
44450, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,So what happened?
44451, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Hey guys!
44452, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Did Rachel tell you we hired a male nanny?
44453, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to."
44454, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,Sweety...
44455, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Startin’ to feel her again there are we?
44456, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!
44457, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means..."
44458, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, how's it going?"
44459, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,People are doing it in front of my book!
44460, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross," Look, I-I’m really sorry I let go of the bike."
44461, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you ""momma's boy"", starting right now."
44462, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
44463, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Anyway, how did it go with Kate?"
44464, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Well, may I ask for one example?"
44465, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,"Okay.  So, I’d better get cracking on this baby."
44466, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips."
44467, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Okay. Umm, ooh, ooh—oh, I have a game!"
44468, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"You'll see. Okay.  Oh, what's-what's her name?"
44469, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,What?  Ow!
44470, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe," Well, it’s better than us deciding."
44471, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey,"Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. I don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella."
44472, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,Because it's breast milk. It's gross.
44473, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,That is neither here nor there.
44474, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica, My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
44475, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food?  I really, really think I can!"
44476, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey, Hi.
44477, Central Perk," Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag,",7,Joey,Ten. Okay. Now Tag there’s such a thing as to many women.
44478, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Arghh!! 
44479, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Hey!
44480, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey, Aw! There's got to be a better way!
44481, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross," Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby."
44482, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
44483, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, sure!"
44484, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that."
44485, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey, How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
44486, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Okay this is great, but Joey said he didn't want any of us out there."
44487, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?"
44488, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, if you’re going to do the ears, you might as well take a pass at the nosal area."
44489, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,Fine!
44490, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"Yeah, come on in. Molly?"
44491, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,What?!
44492, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,"Oh please, hit by a blimp?"
44493, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Rachel,Chandler!  Is he?
44494, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,No! 
44495, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"Oh good, you scared me for a minute."
44496, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Monica,Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
44497, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Phoebe," Chandler, Chandler."
44498, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,You're smart. I like that.
44499, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe,"Look, I can't have a wedding with this money now. It's tainted."
44500, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,"Alright, here's ten. "
44501, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"No you’re not, you’re wondering which cushion it is."
44502, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?
44503, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,"Yes, please don't spoil all this fun."
44504, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Nah.
44505, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him."
44506, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care."
44507, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip..."
44508, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,"Well get rid of her, obsessive and shrill."
44509, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer."
44510, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,I love you!
44511, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,I cannot believe we're having this conversation.
44512, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with men!' The whole, uh, penis embargo?"
44513, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,That is so sweet. I love you. 
44514, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Oh, it’s so beautiful. Ohh! Y’know, I-I don’t know if I feel right about this."
44515, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,So.
44516, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
44517, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Well that too.  Joey?
44518, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,Why? Who’d you seen him with?
44519, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Rachel,"Oh, great!"
44520, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,"That’s the thing, see I would like to stay in the pribe of mwha-ah-libe."
44521, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I know what she's talking about.
44522, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
44523, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,"Oh, no-no-no don’t you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!"
44524, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,"Chandler, you don’t believe in soul mates?"
44525, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
44526, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,They've arrested Monica.
44527, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,You can open your eyes now.
44528, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,I know!
44529, In the hall,,9,Rachel,I know them from work.
44530, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Look, If I don’t get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!"
44531, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,Hey! 
44532, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!"
44533, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,Yeah.
44534, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Mar-klan.
44535, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit."
44536, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe," No, no, we don't really have time for this right now. Okay, we have to keep Chandler away from my bedroom."
44537, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,Yes! 
44538, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel," Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get."
44539, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?"
44540, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,We are a rare breed.
44541, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,No!
44542, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,If you wanna put a label on it.
44543, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,"Hi.  Okay, you’re too late okay? Because she’s already with our guy."
44544, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean  Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!"
44545, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Ross,What happened?
44546, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,Let’s see. 
44547, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica, Cups.
44548, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,She picked those out too.
44549, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,"Aww, sweetie, but it’s not like you’re not gonna have anything. You’re gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that’s even better."
44550, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe, Really?!
44551, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,Glad I could help man.
44552, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel, Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
44553, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,"Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer."
44554, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
44555,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message.  ""Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"""
44556, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Ross,"Can you please not do that feet first? You know where his injury is! Severed toe, you just said it!"
44557, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.
44558, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Joey,Maybe she never got your message.
44559, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,I’m-I’m gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! 
44560, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,"So, are we going in there?"
44561, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?
44562, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"All right... Oh, Emma loves him!"
44563, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel, Isn’t that a line from the show?!
44564, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"And remember whatever comes up first. Okay? And hurry, because �"
44565, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey, that is so great about the job."
44566, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,You had a club?!
44567, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Yeah. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby! 
44568, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross, You should get some sleep.
44569," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey, Only better looking and richer.
44570, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross, Are we really in Montreal?!
44571, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,"Well, it doesn’t sound like it! I mean, it’s pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just don’t kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!"
44572, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Yeah! In… really long hour world.
44573, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross,This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
44574, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,Oh please!  Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
44575, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,I am a single parent.
44576, Chandler’s office," Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches,",3,Chandler, What is with him?
44577, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,You make up songs?
44578, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,"You’re arranging flowers!  You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!"
44579, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica,"Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight."
44580, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,All right! Who is he?
44581, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldn’t find though was your Speedo."
44582, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, What are you doing?
44583, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,So what are you going to do?
44584, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Look, we're not just messing around! I love her. Okay, I'm in love with her."
44585, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel," No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!"
44586, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
44587, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
44588, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah! Yeah! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! "
44589, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,Yah.
44590, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,You are the official baby crier stopper!
44591, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,You do?
44592, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,Really?!
44593, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless, ",6,Joey,
44594, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Y’know what? You are right?!
44595, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,"Potato, potaato."
44596, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,What are those?
44597, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
44598, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends."
44599, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,"But, I just cleaned the bathroom."
44600, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo..."
44601, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey.
44602, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,"She, she was different."
44603, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. "
44604, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," Uhm... oh! Okay. You come with me, and you tell them that the house is haunted!"
44605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Damn those robots, they’re supposed to be our faithful servants!"
44606, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there."
44607, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,Rach!
44608, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Uh… How long have we known each other?
44609, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,And did you?!
44610, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,We ruined everything.
44611, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe," Okay but if you don’t find him and bring him back, I am gonna hunt you down and kick your ass!"
44612, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,What’s the matter? You okay?
44613, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,I guess if everybody else is...
44614, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
44615, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel,"Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back."
44616, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,"Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!"
44617, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Ross,Grazie.
44618, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,What are you talking about?
44619, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,"Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?"
44620, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,There you go.
44621, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times."
44622, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,Because it’s embarrassing.
44623, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Monica,Really?!
44624, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!
44625, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Chandler,"I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?"
44626, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,"So do you think that these pictures—Are, are they trying to tell a story?"
44627, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Monica," So, I guess you're next. You're ready?"
44628, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel, Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
44629, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Monica,"Rach, you’re in a great place in your life. Come on, you’ve got a great job! Good friends…"
44630, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers."
44631, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"What? What do you mean, ""there you are""? Where was she?"
44632, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"No Ross!!  Don’t! You can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn’t work that way. It doesn’t just make it better. Okay?"
44633, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"Oh no-no, I can’t do that."
44634, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,YOU KNOW?!!!
44635, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Why isn't it working out?
44636, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
44637, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,All right then.  Bye.
44638, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!"
44639, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,"No, why?"
44640, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey, Ohhhh man
44641, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,Hey!
44642, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Oh God. Uh, okay, here’s the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is..."
44643, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Man's got a point.
44644, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Chandler,Yeah. 
44645, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!
44646, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah. That’s me.
44647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
44648, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here."
44649, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment."
44650, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard."
44651, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Two seconds…
44652, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Monica,What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
44653, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,I'm on the phone! 
44654, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel, I knew that! I knew that! I was just messin’ with you too!
44655, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Do you have a plan?
44656, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like ""Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."""
44657, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, The oven is on.
44658, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!"
44659, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"Yeah, but don’t you think...."
44660, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,"Yes, she jumped right back up."
44661, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,"You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person."
44662, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,"Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…"
44663, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,"Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? ‘Cause y’know umm, they don’t-they don’t have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them."
44664, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel, I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
44665, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica," So, did you do it?"
44666, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,Doorknob! Doorknob!
44667, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,No. Why?
44668, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe,I’m going to let him.
44669, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,I think it could be kind of great!
44670, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Oh no! What’s the matter?
44671, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,You have to get a ticket to get past security.
44672, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight."
44673, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,But…
44674, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica, Hello.
44675, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,I sure do!  And you don't get one!
44676, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Eww! Oh, it’s all dirty. You should throw this out."
44677, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,When did I try to give you money?
44678, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,"Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!"
44679, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Yes, that’s what I was going to ask, thank you."
44680, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Yeah.
44681, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?
44682, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,"So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?"
44683, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"All right, relax. It’s just a shoe."
44684, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Chandler,"Hello sir, you know Monica."
44685, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,People who’ve never ever been to Paris.
44686, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"No, space doody!"
44687, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,"Look, Monica…"
44688, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Oh my God. You’re even dumber than I am!
44689, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do."
44690, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,And!! Isabella Rosselini.
44691, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe," Hi, Ursula."
44692, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,
44693, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech."
44694, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey, Phoebe’s a porn star!
44695, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,It's open.
44696, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,You mean with Casey.
44697, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Hi there!
44698, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"No-no-no, I think I’m gonna see how things go with Kathy. She’s pretty cool."
44699, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Really, really not."
44700, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Ross,Wait a minute! No! I’m the nice one! I’m the one who danced with the kids all night! How…How small are your feet?! 
44701, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,Exactly! Unisex!
44702, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what? That’s a lot to remember, can’t I just tell her you’re a pig?"
44703, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
44704, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,"No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help."
44705, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"Whoa! Okay. Yeah well, who-who was in World War I? "
44706, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Shake it!
44707, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,So uh…I guess we should…make it official huh?
44708, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler, Oh my God! You-almost-gave-me-a-heart-attack.
44709, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Ross,"I’m, I’m sorry you didn’t get to go to Spacecamp, and I’m hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttle’s Private Very Special Spacecamp!! "
44710, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Sure!  Oh...
44711, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day."
44712, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"No, I said fun!"
44713, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,Chandler!!
44714, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,Yeah! Oh my God!  Is this what it’s like to be you?
44715, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition."
44716, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Yes you did! Admit it! You freaked out!
44717, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,
44718, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"That’s all right.  I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?"
44719, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,You sure?
44720, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,I said I didn’t technically.
44721, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica," Hi, good morning lover. I gotta say after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees."
44722, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey, See what happens when you break the code?
44723, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,No.
44724, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,That'll work!
44725, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,This is beautiful!
44726, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,
44727, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,This is not the bed I ordered!
44728, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,These little women. Wow!
44729, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?"
44730, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?"
44731, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,The Bings have horrible marriages! They yell. They fight. And they use the pool boy as a pawn in their sexual games!
44732, After dinner,,3,Rachel,Okay.
44733, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Chandler,What stupid thing did you do?
44734, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Hey Joe!
44735, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Monica,What were we thinking?
44736, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica,"Oh well, it’s not so bad."
44737, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,That's right! I'm taking the essence.
44738, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Anyway, if she, if she wasn’t in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?"
44739, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"No, but it is frowned upon."
44740, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s so great to see you feeling like this!"
44741, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
44742, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Am I? Really? Am I? Well, why don't you cook Thanksgiving dinner and prove me wrong! Well, think about it, think about it, you'll be trying to top than you did last year. You'd be in competition... with yourself."
44743, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,"Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today.  I didn’t get it, did I?"
44744, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Stinky?!
44745, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,What are you saying?
44746, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"No! Joey please! Please don’t! Please don’t leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! "
44747, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel, OH!
44748, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica, Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
44749, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
44750, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh yeah, it's a good idea!"
44751, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, How you doin'?
44752, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,m'ap
44753, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,What?
44754, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!
44755, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down."
44756, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I can’t date you or have a hot plate in my office. I can’t believe we have to stop seeing each other.
44757, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Yes, I do."
44758, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats!  But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!"
44759, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?"
44760, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh actually, I’d rather you…Yeah, go ahead. We’re gonna have to burn that room down anyway."
44761, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Yeah, kinda. It’s this woman from work. I hope that won’t be too weird. Will it, Rach?"
44762, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Okay.
44763, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—"
44764, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Rachel,Why?! Why not?!
44765, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years."
44766, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,What?
44767, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Oh, you're-you're going?"
44768, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Oh God!
44769, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Hello? Oh, Pheebs!  It’s Phoebe!"
44770, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,"So, does this "
44771, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Gettin’ drunk and going to a strip club.
44772, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,Who are those people?
44773, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"No! No! I’m not! It’s-it’s-it’s perfect! I mean it’s better than you just-just moving here, ‘cause it’s us together forever, and that’s-that’s what I want."
44774, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. I mean, you'd think I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it."
44775, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,There I am!
44776, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Monica," Hey umm, what’s this?"
44777, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'"
44778, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, you don't."
44779, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Chandler,That sounds like my first bike.  My dad gave me his old one.
44780, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!"
44781, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Good luck, man. I hope you get it."
44782, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey,"I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?"
44783, Central Perk,,9,Ross, moonlight boat ride!!
44784, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,Okay. Thank you.
44785, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross."
44786, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,"Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!"
44787, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Sure.
44788, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,"Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true."
44789, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross, What?!
44790, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel, I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
44791, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, How...how...?
44792, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hey.
44793, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,Will you marry me?
44794, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Phoebe! You can’t do th…
44795, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler, Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!
44796, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel,Oh! I’ve got a lot of those too!
44797, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Stinky?!
44798, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel,
44799, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Monica,"I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. "
44800, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe," Uh-huh, uh-huh."
44801, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?"
44802, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica, Eighth street deli?
44803, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! 
44804, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,"Well, does that mean that you’re not going to wearing yours?"
44805, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,What?! I think he’s cute.
44806, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey," Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate."
44807, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Oh-oh! So that’s the way it’s gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y’know!
44808, Casting Director #3’s office," Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Yes!
44809, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,He says he wants to leave the country.  He thinks you hate him.
44810, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,I-I-I don't know.
44811, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,What?!
44812, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,Hmm?
44813, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy."
44814, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Joey,Alright!
44815, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Monica,Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
44816, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room."
44817, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,You think it looked amazing?
44818, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel," Well, when we’re at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, ""Hmmm."" Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works."
44819, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,Oh. 
44820, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"Yes, it was. "
44821, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Oh...
44822, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. ."
44823, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,"Well, I was having a conversation."
44824, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"Oh, they're real!"
44825, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel,And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
44826, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,Don't come out here!
44827, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what, y’know what? This playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries.  Hi!"
44828, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,And dignity.
44829, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
44830, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?"
44831, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,I know I do.
44832, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,"If she says no, can I have the ring?"
44833, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Uhm, we've got turkey grease."
44834, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Oh you really, you really just don’t want to hear about it."
44835, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"I don’t care, I’m not going anywhere."
44836, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
44837, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,You’re just saying that because you’re my biggest fan. 
44838, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Ross,"Pheebs, Pheebs, the babies are coming now."
44839, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,...Flame Boy.
44840, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,"Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone."
44841, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Ross,Maybe that will liven up this party.
44842, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel, What?
44843, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Okay, hold on just a second.  I’m sorry, it’s for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?"
44844, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,Well... obviously!
44845, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Ok, ok, so how should I do it?"
44846, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe, Hey. Ooh Ross! How’d the conversation go?
44847, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Yeah that's better than my way.
44848, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,What is DOOL?
44849, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., I’m not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU."
44850, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,"No! No! Look—Hey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!"
44851, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don’t like guys with boring jobs."
44852, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work."
44853, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm…"
44854, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,So glad you came!
44855, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Hey!
44856, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,"Okay, one more time."
44857, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Have you ever taken out the trash? 
44858, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Okay—ooh, but are you going to have time to read it?"
44859, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,"Oh, did you not want people to know that?"
44860, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,"If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact ‘Homo-sapien’, is that why there extinct?"
44861, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her."
44862, Hospital,,10,Rachel," Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green."
44863, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?"
44864, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,What?  Ohh. Oh that’s right that’s right. That’s Richard’s favorite place too.
44865, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"No, that’s not necessary."
44866, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Ok, you got it!"
44867, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Oh thank you. Hey y’know, I’m so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth."
44868, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants."
44869, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Is-is he coming? 
44870, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What do you mean, like, buy it together?"
44871, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,Noo!
44872, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because you’re a client, I can’t ask you out, even though you give me y’know, the feeling."
44873, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Can we come in?
44874, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller."
44875, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Ah... Well, obviously I think so too."
44876, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Monica,You! It’s not like it’s a big deal! You-you don’t still do it or anything!
44877, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Rachel,"I'm sorry, this sounds like something I'm never gonna be interested in."
44878, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,"Listen. Listen.  Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"
44879, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler," Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch."
44880, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything?"
44881, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
44882, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright."
44883, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
44884, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Rachel," Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check."
44885, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"No, it’s really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly safe."
44886, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. "
44887, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey, Yes!
44888, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey,We gotta get more of that. 
44889, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,What?
44890, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Sex on the balcony?
44891, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey," You should, please, just gimme another chance. I really wanna get better, please. "
44892, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"No, I-I live with Phoebe. I mean you’re [pity-tone] alone, alone. And I just-it’s just not the time for us. I’m sorry."
44893, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all."
44894, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Oh! Okay! Yeah, that’s okay. "
44895, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine."
44896, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Triscadecaphobia.
44897, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,About a half an hour.
44898, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, you don't."
44899, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel," Oohh, I love it!"
44900, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel," Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross."
44901, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Honey, I love you too."
44902, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe, I didn't say anything yet!
44903, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Yeah you got 5 years left!
44904, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Heyyyy—What?
44905, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, right here in my pocket.  Pheebs?"
44906, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh. Well umm, okay here’s a weird thing. My mother was also a supply manager."
44907, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem."
44908, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Phoebe,"Still, he had to find out sometime."
44909, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Okay!  All right!
44910, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth  Hornswoggle."
44911, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,Hey!
44912, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Thank you! You’re great! 
44913, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,Yeah.
44914, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Yeah!
44915, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"You're excited, right?"
44916, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,Of course I’m jokin’! I don’t take checks.
44917, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?"
44918, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,But you said one.
44919, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’m sorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. "
44920, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,Thanks.
44921, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,"No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough."
44922, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!"
44923, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Phoebe,Rdtor.
44924, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey, Kinda.
44925, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup."
44926, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me."
44927, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, I can explain!"
44928, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,Clunkers?! Oh my god!
44929, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
44930, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,Okay. 
44931, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,No! No! No! I can’t do that!
44932, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,I read to you.
44933, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?"
44934, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, how’d that happen?"
44935, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Well, he's with Charlie now."
44936, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey, What's the matter?
44937, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls."
44938, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,Oh-oh-hey!
44939, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,No...
44940, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, I do, so let's...  So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?"
44941, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, how cute!"
44942, Ross',,9,Rachel,I lied! And I'm not sick! Just stay behind the curtain!
44943, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"It’s not charity, Joe…"
44944, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Joey,"Sure, it’s hard to forget! But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never,  ever talk about."
44945, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Cool!
44946, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross,"Oh, I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katy, yeah, I know we've been only going out like twice, but I have a really good feeling about her. "
44947, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Hello?
44948, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
44949, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?"
44950, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,Dying people say the craziest things.
44951, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,What are we gonna do?
44952, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Are you mocking me?
44953, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time."
44954, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,What?
44955, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,"You guys, this is Shelley, she’s interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends…"
44956, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Wh—You dated my sister!
44957, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,What?
44958, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,Okay! We’ll need a six-pack of Zima.
44959, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time! They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it."
44960, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,"Potato, potaato."
44961, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica,"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work.  I'm seeing a guy from work! Ha!"
44962, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well, so, stay for the museums!"
44963, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,Strike two!
44964, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that must be it."
44965, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,How come?
44966, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Monica,Chandler! What are you doing here?
44967, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh, it’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed."
44968, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,No! Come on let’s—One more time! One final push! Ready? 1…2…3! 
44969, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Ok, odd thing to get excited about!"
44970, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,I don't think so.
44971, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Chandler,"Oh, sweet Lord. New realms of pleasure!"
44972, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Right, and the humiliating."
44973, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Yeah.
44974, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,No! We're not borrowing money.
44975, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Monica,"Come on Chandler, come on, I can handle Ross.  Hey Ross. What's up bro?"
44976, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?"
44977, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,"Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities."
44978, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Chandler,And a date with a man!
44979, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So why don’t you quit?
44980, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"The hell with hockey, let's all do that!"
44981, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!"
44982, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"Oh, come on, now you know you want ‘em."
44983, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Chandler,"I got caught up and work, but I'm quitting tomorrow."
44984, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell ‘em you’re not looking for a relationship.
44985, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to Richard on the phone,",3,Monica,"Yeah, I do think it’s better this way. "
44986, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,Nooo!! She’s really dull! And she gets this gross mascara goop thing in the corner of her eye!
44987, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,None the less.
44988, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,I do.
44989, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,I told you not to go down there!
44990, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,I think I’ll help her out.  What is going on here?
44991, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel," OK, read them to me."
44992, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"No, forget it."
44993, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Phoebe,Really?!
44994, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!
44995, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.  You really think I'm ready?"
44996, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,Just stop it! Come on!
44997, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Chandler,Hey! How’d it go?
44998, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Prague?
44999, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, bye!"
45000, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,"Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!"
45001, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Nope! 
45002, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey, Stop staring at me!
45003, Ross's apartment,,10,Ross,Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
45004, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey, You got me. I don’t…
45005, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler, And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
45006, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! 
45007, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,I will wake you up in a way that’s proved very popular in the past.
45008, Restaurant,,9,Joey, You're leaving too?
45009, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Chandler,Atlantic City!
45010, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,I’m kidding. This is going to be fun.
45011, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.
45012, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know, for once, I am going to sit down and try to watch one of these things. ."
45013, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,The burping clogs?
45014, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,That was going to be my next argument.
45015, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin’ to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren…"
45016, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Ross,Are you serious?
45017, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; ""Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter."" And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter."
45018, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Rachel,"See, there's always one guy. "
45019, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,The routine!
45020, The Mr, Bowmont  what’s this called?,7,Rachel,
45021, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Chandler, Hey Pheebs!
45022, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"I don't see it that way. Okay? Because, I see two Monicas, the one that was my friend, who lived across the hall, and wanted to have a lot of babies and then the new Monica, who I just started to date. Now, who's to say what she wants?! I’m right. I'm right. Am I right?"
45023, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Phoebe,I’m so jealous you’re all going! I can’t believe I never knew that you can’t fly in your third trimester!
45024, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage."
45025, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh, I love you too."
45026, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Great! We will do all of those.
45027, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe,"Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me."
45028, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey!
45029, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,Come on in!
45030, Restaurant,,9,Joey,What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
45031, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Monica,Are you sure?
45032, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Chandler, You are really frightening me.
45033, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"Yeah, he had a paper route."
45034, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
45035, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey, Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
45036, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,"Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work."
45037, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Yeah. Yes! Yeah.
45038, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross,And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.
45039, Ross�,,9,Ross,What?
45040, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey," Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time."
45041, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Yeah! I don’t think you’re going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If it’s a girl, Rain."
45042, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,"Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. "
45043, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe, Saved your ass.
45044, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,"Well, aren't we Mr. ""The glass is half empty."""
45045, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Oh really? So you’re saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! "
45046, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Chandler,"You know, it's funny. Every time you say ""triplets,"" I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds."
45047, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,Interesting. all right I'll go out with her again and try to get past it  OH SALT BLOATY!
45048, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Hey Joey, can I ask you something?"
45049, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler, Have you seen Joey?
45050, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool."
45051, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
45052, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"No honey, okay, okay, you wanna know why Ross canceled the date? Because I asked him to."
45053, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I can’t!"
45054, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,"Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close."
45055, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.
45056, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in."
45057, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Hi-hi, I’m Joey."
45058, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Vomiting stories are funny...
45059, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,You're kidding.
45060, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"Is it Ross? It’s Ross isn’t it—Oh my God, it’s Joey!"
45061, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,"Passport, check!  Camera, check! Traveller’s cheques, check!"
45062, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, Joey, that’s actually a really good idea!"
45063, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Yeah.
45064, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Noo!  Angels.
45065, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,What if she jumped out the bassinet?
45066, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,"You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out. ‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies! When will that be?!"
45067, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Oh my God.
45068, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"Okay fine, I did. But I didn’t see anything, I swear."
45069, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,So are you gonna tell him?
45070, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Yeah I can! 
45071, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,"Oh no, you see we’re on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?"
45072, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,
45073, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"I don’t care about the little dude! I can’t! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Y’know, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then it’s only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I could’ve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!"
45074, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, not without you, lover.  So, this is my bra."
45075, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
45076, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, ‘cause if you are…I’d love to show you around sometime."
45077, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. "
45078, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"So uh Monica, do you, do you like the Law & Order?"
45079, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.
45080, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,What?!! That’s even worse!!
45081, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees."
45082, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,It’s not a club.
45083, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"We said at the movies, but…"
45084, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"Nope, nope, that's it."
45085, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Rachel,"Well, someone was supposed to write ""Rach, take down the lights"" and put it on the re... frigerate...  How long has that been there?"
45086, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one so"
45087, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross," Hey, you guys... I have great news."
45088, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,"No, you're the best."
45089, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Stop saying good night.
45090, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,What’s the matter?
45091, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Oh, I like Elizabeth."
45092, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,Why not?
45093, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"No, we’re not!!"
45094, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Yeah. Why?
45095, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Rachel,"Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!"
45096, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross,It does. It really and truly does.
45097, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Can you hear that?
45098, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
45099, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?"
45100, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,There you go! There you are! 
45101, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,Why aren’t you home yet?!
45102, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,"Umm, well let’s see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw."
45103, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
45104, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"See, there are still several areas that haven't been fully excavated."
45105, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"Yeah, did I fool ya?"
45106, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey,Wow! Cool! 
45107, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,Really?
45108, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it..."
45109, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Yeah… Bunny-rabbit.
45110, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Is something wrong?
45111, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Didn’t your dad used to call you Pumpkin?
45112, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,I thought…maybe…you got me porn for Valentine’s Day.
45113, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey,"Okay, what if the puppy said, ""Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."""
45114, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Hey it’s Joey!
45115, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Oh Pheebs that’s so sweet——Ooh, those are so cute!"
45116, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,That’s not funny.
45117, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Hi there!
45118, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,Thank God you’re pretty. 
45119, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"All right, I’ve heard enough. I’ve made my decision."
45120, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,What?
45121, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,Now she sounded breezy.
45122, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,"Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me."
45123, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired."
45124, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,You’re on the phone!
45125, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? 
45126, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble."
45127, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel," Joey, it would mean so..."
45128, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,"Yes, we were just…"
45129, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,That’s not mine.
45130, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion."
45131, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,"Hey, big..."
45132, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
45133,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!"
45134, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?"
45135, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross," Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else."
45136, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,No don’t! Go back to repeating!
45137, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey,There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
45138, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future."
45139, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,What?!
45140, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Phoebe,"I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast..."
45141, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh that’s good, the chemistry thing for us too."
45142, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Well if you want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
45143, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,What?
45144, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Okay bye. 
45145, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Oh, I uh, I mean, I... dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie."
45146, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,Nope-op! I insist!  You get the wine right?
45147, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different."
45148, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
45149, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
45150, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! That’s the creep that you’re with at the Statue of Liberty.
45151, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God!
45152, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,All right.
45153, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Thanks. 
45154, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,You bought Shawn Cassidy!
45155, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"You need that, you need that too ‘cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. "
45156, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
45157, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’know what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, ""My God why?!"" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath.  I’m Ross! I’m divorced, and I have a kid!"
45158, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
45159, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Phoebe," Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor."
45160, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
45161, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"
45162, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler,"Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs."
45163, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Joey,No! Year! Happy No Year!
45164, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Wh-wh-what’s going on? Wh-what’s this about L.A.?
45165, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,Right.
45166, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,What’d you get?
45167, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe, Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
45168, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,It’s a dead dog. That’s Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.
45169, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn’t make any sense."
45170, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica," O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?"
45171, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?"
45172, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that we’re trying to get to play at the wedding?
45173, The Philly,,3,Chandler,Why? What happened to him?
45174, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,Damn it.
45175, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, ohh."
45176, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Yeah. There’s no breaking them up, is there?"
45177, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,Yes okay.  Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hat’s a steak house!
45178, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"Hello, people who do not live here."
45179, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you always say that."
45180, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,... Phoebe...?
45181, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... "
45182, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler,",4,Chandler,Can I sleep on your couch?
45183, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey, You guys! You guys! You’re not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
45184, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,I can't take any…
45185, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,All right.  Fine.
45186, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Chandler,"This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins."
45187, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,But he's the same.
45188, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, that's great, that is great! "
45189, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Really?! I mean, even with the card?"
45190, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Good. Although y’know, he-he’s a private guy. Y’know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings."
45191, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,What the heck is that?
45192, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,What?
45193, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Did you make it, or are you just serving it?"
45194, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe, Fish!
45195, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"No, it’s not bad. It’s not bad at all. It’s-it’s really nice."
45196, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake."
45197, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Yeah?
45198, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,"All right, well finish your coffee; let’s go."
45199, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Phoebe,Why is Ross doing that?
45200, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
45201, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler,Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
45202, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?"
45203, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe, Yummy noises.
45204, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler, Can you believe how lame this is?
45205, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue."
45206, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed..."
45207, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,So?
45208, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler, Hey guys!
45209, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,"Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some."
45210, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Chandler,I’m here to see Mary-Angela.
45211, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate."
45212, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,"Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it."
45213, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Maybe that’s the problem.
45214, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
45215, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice."
45216, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe," Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you."
45217, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,Hey! 
45218, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?"
45219, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,What are you wrapping?
45220, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,Chandler!
45221, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,"Actually, it wasn’t that close."
45222, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross," You uh, you may have been right about Jill."
45223, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,What?
45224, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,Okay.
45225, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,"All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!"
45226, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will."
45227, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,Thunder being stolen!!
45228, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"No, it turns out that the one from uptown was making a joke. But it was a different joke than I thought—it wasn’t that funny. So I’m still torn."
45229, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler, What?
45230, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Monica,"Well Joey, we’re all…we’re all very proud of you."
45231, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Yeah! You three have a nice Thanksgiving.
45232, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
45233, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,"Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!"
45234, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
45235, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I think I can help you get over him."
45236, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Yeah... 
45237, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Chandler, Don’t look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
45238, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"No no no, go-"
45239, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,"What, are you crazy? You haven’t beaten me once since my injury plagued ’97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money."
45240, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,"Yeah, y’know, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldn’t have to worry about the salmonella.  So, I can’t wait to see this place you’re getting married!"
45241, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Chandler, will you just come in already?"
45242, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!
45243, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Aw, I know all about Kip!"
45244, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,"Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker."
45245, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Only here.
45246, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,Hmhmm. 
45247, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"My brother, Ross."
45248, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Joey,"Sorry, that was wax."
45249, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,What are you saying I should do?
45250, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*I don't, I don't think we've meet. I-I'm Ross."
45251, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",3,Ross,"Oh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!!"
45252, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,Maybe we shouldn’t pay our gas bill? 
45253, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,There it is.
45254, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Oh well, okay, good luck."
45255, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Umm…
45256, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Yeah, she tops out at 130."
45257, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Chandler please!
45258, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!"
45259, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Chandler,"Way to be cool, man."
45260, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"Yeah, like I could lose it."
45261, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"How weird is that? Y’know? You’re moving in with me and have the one thing I don’t have. It’s like uh, in a way you-you complete me  kitchen."
45262, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh my, oh my God!"
45263, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,"All right. All right, I’ll do it."
45264, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Phoebe,I thought I’d try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I’ll be back soon.
45265, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,No!
45266, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Phoebe," There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn’t Mother Nature amazing?"
45267, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"No, just singing. "
45268, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,Ooooo!
45269, Barry's Office," the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair,",1,Rachel,"I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that."
45270, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Ross,"Well, you-you’ve always had glasses."
45271, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Monica,What's with the guitar?
45272, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve."
45273, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?"
45274, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica," We don't, we don't wrestle now."
45275, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe," Well, some things are just hard to say to your face."
45276, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler, Hey!
45277, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"No, I do not hear that."
45278, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I would love to!"
45279, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Oh, so you like her too Chandler?"
45280, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Phoebe,"Okay well, he would turn things to gold."
45281, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,Oh my God.
45282, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,"No, no, no, don’t get up, I got a cooler right here."
45283, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe," My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I can’t breathe."
45284, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,To Monica!
45285, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,Thank you. 
45286, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Fancy.
45287, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,"Well, you’re welcome. And tell them we’re really glad they’re coming."
45288, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Well... you never know. How's, um.. how's the family?"
45289, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
45290, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,"Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! ."
45291, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,I’ve been taking dancing lessons.
45292, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica, One thousand...
45293, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Chandler,Now I’ve upset you? What did I say?
45294, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,Okay.
45295, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"Ross, you know what..."
45296, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"Oh, no thanks, I got it.  No I don’t!"
45297, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Fine, I’ll rub it on myself."
45298, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
45299, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,"Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here."
45300, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,I’m gonna grab you some tissue.
45301, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey," NO, NO! It can't happen at all!"
45302, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Seriously, good game though. Good game.  What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!"
45303, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"So, if-if I mess this up, there’s nothing else for dessert?"
45304, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,Um-hmm.
45305, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Uh, I don’t know. Ya see, it’s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y’know? And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I’d have to wait on all my friends."
45306, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Thank you. So how-how ‘bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?"
45307, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are “They’re are no rules.”"
45308, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe, He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!
45309, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"I don't know, what were the names I just said?"
45310, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Was she good?
45311, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler, I KNEW IT!!!!
45312, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong..."
45313, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica, I need to talk to you.
45314, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,"Come on, Rach."
45315, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"You know what, it’s, it’s better this way anyway. I mean I don’t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It’s just much easier if we’re just friends who have a kid."
45316, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.
45317, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
45318, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!"
45319, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!"
45320, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica,"Everyone. Erica, baby!"
45321, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"I couldn’t help it! When a fist comes at your face, you duck! Look! "
45322, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"Hi! Umm, I’m Monica Geller, I’m the chef at Alessandro’s."
45323, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,Who is intimidating to a guy who won the Nobel Prize?
45324, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are you planning on flying off to?"
45325, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,So who else was in this club?
45326, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,No thanks!
45327, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,Well I didn't tell them!
45328, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Uh-huh. What happened?
45329, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself? "
45330, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. This is amazing, thank you, thank you so much.  That's a pretty necklace."
45331, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,How could you not tell me that she has hair?
45332, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Ooh, babies! Oh, this one is so cute, get this one!"
45333, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh…
45334, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!"
45335, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,"Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block of ice."
45336, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"No-no, we do it every year!"
45337, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Treasure of the Sierra Madre!
45338, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,"Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago."
45339, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross," Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh…"
45340, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in."
45341, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"Hey, I was looking out for you."
45342, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Fresh!
45343, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.",7,Rachel,
45344, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel."
45345, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Ehm, we were friends in 1992."
45346, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,"So whenever you’re ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day!  I can’t feel my legs!"
45347, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
45348, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,"Well, as long as we are clear about that. "
45349, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica," I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!"
45350, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?"
45351, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,"Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I’ll take them off. "
45352, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey, Good morning.
45353, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,"Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad."
45354, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey, What?!
45355, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
45356, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross, Not two years in a row.
45357, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you."
45358, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna  pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her."
45359, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Ahhhhhhhhhh…
45360, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
45361, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica,"I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with Ross!"
45362, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"I did! But the store wouldn’t take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?"
45363, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,Thank you. 
45364, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Chandler,What else is new?
45365, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Yeeeah! 
45366, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Eh, we weren’t that close anyway!"
45367, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
45368, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
45369, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old…"
45370, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Uh Joey, we’re trying to dial down the crazy."
45371, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,"Oh, let me get this.  These are for you."
45372, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,We don’t know.
45373, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Look, when everyone eats that...that...Banana-Meat thing, they’re all gonna’ make fun of her, do you want that?"
45374, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,No reason. 
45375, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving."
45376, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Uh yeah, right here. "
45377, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.
45378, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies."
45379, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Does it always, uh--?"
45380, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, now would you say that that’s more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?"
45381, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,Nothing.
45382, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,No... It's all glued together.
45383, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,"Oh! Hey, Rach!"
45384, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Monica,"No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV."
45385, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Care for a cherry?
45386, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,"Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so...."
45387, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?"
45388, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Then it's okay! 
45389, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,A woman's
45390, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,Hey!
45391, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey, I've been here the whole time!
45392, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Oh. Uhh…
45393, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,What?
45394, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?"
45395, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Monica,Hi!
45396, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
45397, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, she said she’d be back December 26th."
45398, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,"I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you."
45399, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Oh, come on! You think that’s gonna work on me?! I invented that!"
45400, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Monica,
45401, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,"Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?"
45402, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,Fine. 
45403, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,"Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?"
45404, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice."
45405, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat.
45406, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up."
45407, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Man, I'm getting pretty tired. You're might have to take over soon."
45408, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel," Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog."
45409, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,Need a new table.
45410, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?"
45411, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,Hi!
45412, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler, What?
45413, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes."
45414, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross?  Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one."
45415, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,"Y’know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!"
45416, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"No, hey, it's been great."
45417, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey,No. Really?
45418, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,"Right.  Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo."
45419, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Beefsteak Charlie’s?
45420, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Nice.
45421, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s moving.
45422, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,"Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?"
45423, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Phoebe,"All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?"
45424, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"I can’t tell you that, no."
45425, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,Hey.
45426, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park!"
45427, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,"I still don’t get it, we didn’t do anything wrong."
45428, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,What's with him?
45429, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"I know. See, yes. That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways."
45430, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Chandler,You got your passport?
45431, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross," Okay the sleeping thing. Very tricky business, but there is something you can do."
45432, Central Perk,,9,Chandler, She does?
45433, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,I can't believe you did this. 
45434, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]"
45435, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say ""Hell yeah!"""
45436, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Chandler,I have the lung capacity of a two year old. 
45437, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard."
45438, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Why? Why do I have to learn?
45439, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife."
45440, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Hey!
45441, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"No-no, seriously-seriously, what was the especially me part about?"
45442, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
45443, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
45444, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh, well, that’s great!"
45445, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Chandler,What are you doing?
45446, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Monica, What?
45447, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Yeah, you’re right. Okay look, listen, let’s talk about what a huge star I’m gonna be!"
45448, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Is that a problem?
45449, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"""See you around?"""
45450, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,All right!  Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
45451, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Monica,"God Ross, what is that?"
45452, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Monica,"You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?"
45453, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,I mean maybe you didn’t hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
45454, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey, I gotta buy some food.
45455, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you."
45456, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,It was terrible. I fought with 
45457, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!
45458, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,All right?  Thank you.
45459, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
45460, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Okay, well then how about a handshake? "
45461, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Maybe you two should live together.
45462, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I don’t think that’s what it is."
45463, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Pshhshhh!
45464, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!"
45465, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,Yeah. 
45466, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area."
45467, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lapdance! "
45468, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,"And while we’re down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard!  Oh, y’know what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order."
45469, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I don’t see it!
45470, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"Had the beef-tips, huh?"
45471, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler," I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off!"
45472, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Yes!
45473, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh nice tan!
45474, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!"
45475, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"No, we only went out once."
45476, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Nope, just the one. RACH!"
45477, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,Thanks.  What photo album was it?
45478, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!"
45479, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,Emily Waltham.
45480, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!"
45481, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,Uhh do it?
45482, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,What?
45483, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!
45484, In front of Macys," Phoebe is still ringing her bell, A guy puts some change into the bucket,",5,Phoebe,Hey!!  It's nine o'clock in the morning!
45485, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",8,Chandler,That’s still in there?!
45486, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross, There's nothing you can say. That was the most humiliating thing that ever happened to me. 
45487, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"No please, show me how I begged you!"
45488, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe, About what?
45489, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,What is she talking about?
45490, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?"
45491, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,All right! Just hurry up!
45492, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"I’m not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. "
45493, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,Hey.
45494, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica,Heeeeeey!
45495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,This is going in your book?
45496, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Naked friends.
45497, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,See? I've even called Animal Control!
45498, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,Yeah! It’s not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
45499, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Uh, I don't have any brothers so I don't know, but uh, did you guys wrestle?"
45500, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"No, she kept kicking me away!"
45501, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross," I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part."
45502, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler, I can’t resist your charms. And love....
45503, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,
45504, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"No-no-no, no!"
45505, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!"
45506, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Marcel?
45507, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,"Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin’ guy."
45508, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,She stole my jeans!
45509, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,On TV?! Yeah!
45510, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size."
45511, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Hey!
45512, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,
45513, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna.  Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape."
45514, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Hmm, mild discomfort. So I take it you’ve had one of these Braxton thingies?"
45515, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"No, I’m really okay with this. Y’know why? ‘Cause look at them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this.  I wanna carry your baby."
45516, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Monica,"You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... "
45517, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, never cheat on Rachel."
45518, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel, I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss! I’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
45519, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey! 
45520, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler," Ah, finally an explanation."
45521, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Really?
45522, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No! No. Don’t do that, just next time make sure she really likes me."
45523, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month!
45524, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?
45525, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Yeah! That would be great!
45526, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,"No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday."
45527, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
45528, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Monica,"Come on, hurry!"
45529, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job."
45530, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!"
45531, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. "
45532, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Chandler,"Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house."
45533, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"All right, all right! Let’s just cut to the chase, okay?  I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar."
45534, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,They are gonna love me.
45535, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,Okay.
45536, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Because she hates Pottery Barn.
45537, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!"
45538, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,No. Why?
45539, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?"
45540, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long."
45541, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica, Is he gonna introduce us?
45542, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Gunther.  Hey-hey! Why don’t we put them on? Y’know get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
45543, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,Right.
45544, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn’t matter.
45545, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again."
45546, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,Thousands of times!! That doesn’t make me sound too good does it?
45547, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,We can't split them up!
45548, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
45549, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?"
45550, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Rachel,"Oh, god."
45551, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,
45552, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?"
45553, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Oh my God.
45554, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,It’s nice.
45555, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel," All right. All right Phoebe I will let you have him, but you owe me; you owe me big!"
45556, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,"Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! "
45557, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Okay. Yeah. 
45558, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,"Hey, what’s up? "
45559, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,Guys!?
45560, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Ohh, absolutely."
45561, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh please, somebody tell me I don’t have to go to work today!"
45562, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Ross, Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
45563, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can.  Joey? Now is not the time!"
45564, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah.
45565, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Joey, I'll shut up.
45566, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Rachel,"Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again."
45567, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,Well you have to because maybe it’s stupid.
45568, Chandler and Joey's,"  Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, y’know, thank you for being such a great roommate.",6,Joey,
45569, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,I don't see her.
45570, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross," Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning."
45571, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
45572, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,Is it really that bad?
45573, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. "
45574, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Well, I thought it first, Holmes."
45575, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen."
45576, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Monica,What are you doing here? You can’t be here!
45577, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,All right. 
45578, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
45579, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Mike.
45580, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna.  Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape."
45581, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,No-no wait-wait! I can’t just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.
45582, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Ok.  Thank you for coming with me today.
45583, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Now, over to Chandler."
45584, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Okay.
45585, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
45586, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Monica,"Oh no, wait! Joey!"
45587, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no, it's-it's uh, you just uh, uh reminded me that uh, I need to do my stretches too. "
45588, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! "
45589, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Huh?
45590, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Why don’t I take you out?
45591, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, you and your ways.  Since it’s Christmastime. I’m going to be one of those people collection donations."
45592, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Maybe, she doesn’t hit him all the time."
45593, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,"Damn, that window is clean."
45594, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,Oh! Oh! That's so hard. 
45595, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica, Morning.
45596, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Pheebs?
45597, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,Of course he’s gonna have his Uncle Joey!
45598, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Wow! Mon, thanks! I love this plate!"
45599, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,"Yeah, but, hey look, don’t go through her stuff. She gets really mad."
45600, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,Hey!
45601, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"I know! What is this, 1985?!"
45602, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,"Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used."
45603, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe, Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
45604, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,"Eldad, sit down.  Move over! Move over now!"
45605, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Thank you so much for coming back over.
45606, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler, Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
45607, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"You’re weird today.  Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something."
45608, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Oh, take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid."
45609, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’m not doing it alone. I have Ross."
45610, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,You think I should?
45611, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,Okay…  You start on the image of a guy putting on the shoes. He's about my age…
45612, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Should I not have told you?
45613, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac…
45614, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Okay.
45615, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Well, deep-deep-deep down!"
45616, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"That’s your, that’s your dad’s bedroom.  That’s your dad’s bedroom!"
45617, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,We all chipped in.
45618, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica,"Ok, I don’t wanna be negative so I’ll say that most of the signs you bought are good."
45619, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,I need juice! People need juice!!
45620, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,Ok.
45621, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
45622, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler," Listen, I’m gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent."
45623, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I think you should drink the fat.
45624, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,And that�s Judy over there at the bar with Emma?
45625, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey," Hey, so what is the big surprise?"
45626, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Ross,"Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!"
45627, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,They...do that?
45628, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"Then she came back with ""The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"""
45629, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,"""No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!"" Thank you!"
45630, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,"Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time."
45631, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,"Hey, y’know what’s weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people you’re gonna have to say, ""This is my brother-in-law Ross."" Not, ""My friend Ross,"" ""brother-in-law Ross."" That’s weird isn’t it?"
45632, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Turns out they can't fire me. Because I quit.
45633, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."
45634, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,I've never given her a cookie. Have you?
45635, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,"No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left."
45636, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,What?!
45637, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,What?
45638, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,I’m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren’t that great either.
45639, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe,Okay.
45640, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Yeah, all of us! All day!"
45641, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Monica!
45642, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,"Oh, Joey! Sorry!"
45643, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"See, we don’t need them."
45644, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,All right!
45645, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Joey,Whaddya think? Today's the big day!
45646, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Well when can we have this shower?
45647, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader."
45648, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Yeah.
45649, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. "
45650, Jen's apartment," Ross is picking her up for their date,",5,Ross,"So uhh, you ready?"
45651, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend."
45652, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Umm, no. No."
45653, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Uh actually, we-we’ve narrowed it down to two names."
45654, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Rachel,"You can’t just say, ‘Nice to meet you, good night?’"
45655, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, they’re going to the theatre together! They’re going to dinner! They’re going horseback riding!"
45656, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?"
45657, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Oh…
45658, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. "
45659, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,Then yes that is what I’m having. 
45660, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,What?!
45661, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,Dying people say the craziest things.
45662, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,I was kinda hoping you’d stay.
45663, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,Good for you!
45664, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!"
45665, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe," Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get me wrong. No, he's not in like a sissy way. No, no, no... when he gets going, he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave..."
45666, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,He sounds swell.
45667, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!
45668, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,My guy has great teeth!
45669, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler, Wow! Fortunately she has a very pretty face!
45670, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, I’m about to dance with this lady."
45671, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
45672, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"And y'know what, I’m gonna, I’m gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, I’m gonna stop by around 830."
45673, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel," Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple..."
45674, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Ooh, so close."
45675, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know but…"
45676, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,No stupid jokes. I thought that was for the actual wedding.
45677, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,That tape was never meant to be seen by...  Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
45678, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe," Okay, let’s skedaddle."
45679, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that  what's in the inside is important..."
45680, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler, We're in a relationship?
45681, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler, You knew about this?
45682, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"No, of course not!  ...Yeah, yeah, it is."
45683, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,Great! Great. Then I must’ve left it at Mona’s. I knew it!
45684, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,Come on! you... 
45685, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,We don’t know what could make this go away.
45686, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,There you go.
45687, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Chandler,This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
45688, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Ohhh!  No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together."
45689, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,We’re the Bings.
45690, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again."
45691, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
45692, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler," Oh-no-no-no! Don’t! Don’t! See-see, you’re getting me confused, I’m starting to urn."
45693, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,Oh yeah! What was his superpower again?
45694, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
45695, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’d be great."
45696, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica," That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity."
45697, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Isn’t this amazing?
45698, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,Joey's gonna be *so* upset.
45699, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,"Well, I’m sure they’re still somewhere here in the hotel. I’ll-I’ll help you look for them."
45700, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Fine. 
45701, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Monica,Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
45702, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Monica,Oh I love taking limos when nobody died!
45703, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"No, us having to lie about being married."
45704, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Joey,Alan.
45705, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, What?
45706, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,You think?
45707, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey, PBS Telethon.
45708, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,"Well, then I get to give him the cell phone."
45709, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"I know, I know..., but that's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves, we're not animals."
45710, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,"No, I know what a silent is I meant, what’s going on with your hair?"
45711, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,She has the drugs!
45712, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
45713, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, Soldier down!
45714, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,Yeah right.
45715, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something."
45716, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Yeah.
45717, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure..."
45718, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I was bummed too."
45719, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"That's, that's nice twice!"
45720, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Rachel," Cool... ""Urkel"" in Spanish is ""Urkel."""
45721, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Well yeah, I think we should get married."
45722, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,"Joey, you’re such an amazing actor!  How do you know where Dr. Drake Remoray leaves off and Joey Tribbiani begins?"
45723, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Monica,Wow!
45724, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees. {Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees! Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.}"
45725, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica, What do I do?
45726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"All right, but I should warn you, I’m not going. I’m going. "
45727, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey,"Yeah, it’s  mine."
45728, Joey’s bedroom," he is asleep and snoring loudly, Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running,",4,Chandler,Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
45729, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.
45730, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now."
45731, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.
45732, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,We don’t make enough fun of you already?
45733, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ew.
45734, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Newark airport. Why, where are you?"
45735, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,Look at you! Come here!  Feel better?
45736, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross, I'm good.
45737, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,I'm *happily* married.
45738, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Ross’s mom."
45739, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,So did Heldi show you the place?
45740, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,Hey!
45741, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Oh-ho, yeah!"
45742, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,What do you do with your money now?
45743, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Oh, somebody’s feeling better."
45744, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Ross," No, no he’s not."
45745, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel," Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair."
45746, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Rachel,Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
45747, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this."
45748, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Okay, Jasmine, please, please don’t. I love my girlfriend very much, and I want more than anything to just work it out with her. Okay?"
45749, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel," I’m-I’m sorry, I just thought that…"
45750, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay."
45751, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,Amazing... amazing.
45752, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"Okay, well I’m gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. "
45753, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,No! Hey! Hey! We can’t!
45754, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,See he’s nice. Right?
45755, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. 
45756, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,I got me some drinks!
45757, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,So? What? What? They’re gone! Monica’s gonna freak!
45758, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Oh that's great!
45759, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Get married.
45760, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,What?
45761, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,Oh my god.  How many of those have you had?
45762, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Practical jokes.
45763, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,And I can't stop you.
45764, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,Thanks.
45765, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler," Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what…"
45766, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!!  You guys are gonna be so happy!
45767, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
45768, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean."
45769, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Oh my God you stole her award!
45770, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler, What if Joey were president?
45771, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,"What are you, stop naming dwarves!  Really?!"
45772, Restaurant,,9,Joey,What are you doing? I said seven!  Argh!!!
45773, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,"Hi. It is so, so nice to meet you."
45774, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"I’m fine! I’m fine! I’m just losing a tooth, it’s no big deal. I have a dentist! Y’know. I’m gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me.  What do I do now? What do I do now?"
45775, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,She is so amazing! You have no idea.
45776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,Hi.
45777, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
45778, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?"
45779, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,"Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?"
45780, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Hey, you wanna see something?"
45781, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"Aw, y’know…Y’know, maybe we’re-we’re just approaching this all wrong. If you’re Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think you’d go?"
45782, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,What is that?
45783, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler,"Here we go, here we go."
45784, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, fair enough."
45785, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler,Sure. Where?
45786, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,How’s the big anniversary dinner?
45787, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Me too...
45788, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
45789, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!"
45790, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Chandler,‘Cause it’s-it’s not his last name.
45791, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, there they are!"
45792, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
45793, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Okay,  fine. Come dinosaur, we’re not welcome in the house of no imagination."
45794, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Phoebe,"Did I miss it, did I miss it?"
45795, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey, What's this?
45796, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
45797, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,We'll see how dinner goes.
45798, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
45799, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler, Would you put that back on?! Monica’s gonna be here any minute!
45800, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.
45801, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"No! And I’m not gonna be, so you can save you little speech."
45802, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,Like I remember his office number!  Speed dial 7.
45803, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel, Loser?
45804, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Oh!
45805, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,You okay?
45806, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Here she is!
45807, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross," Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something."
45808, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be..."
45809, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Chandler,"Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around."
45810, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isn’t the play still going."
45811, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,What?!
45812, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared.  It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man."
45813, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Cookies and porn, you’re the best mom ever!!"
45814, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,"I know, they’re gonna be so happy together."
45815, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross, Hey.
45816, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,You don't wanna see what I just saw! 
45817, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> 
45818, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, what's all this stuff?"
45819, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.
45820, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Joey,I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
45821, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him."
45822, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,I don’t even know how that would work!
45823, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,Yes!
45824, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,There is a speakerphone on the base unit...
45825, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,So are things with you and Joey any better?
45826, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Monica,
45827, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross," Come on, it's fun!"
45828, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,"So listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?"
45829, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"""Pick up grandma at the airport""?"
45830, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,What?! What? What happened?!
45831, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Okay.
45832, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, yes! We’ll have ourselves a little baby Ruth…"
45833, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, "
45834, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,"Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?"
45835, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Where is she?
45836, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,"Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so…"
45837, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?
45838, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica," Hey, aren’t you up next?"
45839, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,It's not a cat!
45840, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, when I first met you, you were like, ""Blah, blah, blah."" I was like, shhh!"
45841, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.
45842, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Joey,"Yeah, this was a stupid idea. "
45843, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,No they’re not! They’re ugly and stupid and delicious!
45844, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?"
45845, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,Hi!
45846, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross, So I nodded off a little.
45847, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we would’ve gone through with it? Y’know, if we hadn’t gotten caught. Do you think we would’ve done it?"
45848, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,What’s up?
45849, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,It smells really bad in here.
45850, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,"Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? "
45851, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go."
45852, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,"I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we’re gonna destroy you."
45853, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Rachel,I could not have done this without you.
45854, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Monica,Hi.
45855, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh.
45856, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do."
45857, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Phoebe,Oh! Oh my God!
45858, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"It was ...  oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just ""Tag"". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses."
45859, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,What?! What is it?!
45860, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Phoebe,Really?!
45861, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,Shhhh!
45862, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Well, get it off now!"
45863, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,"Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets "
45864, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?"
45865, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,Yes! You’re the person who checked out my book?!
45866, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,Hey.
45867, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,—generosity of spirit.
45868, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, I’ll let you have her."
45869, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,There’s a skylight?!  Wow!!
45870, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,You kidding? You’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms…  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
45871, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey," Hi uh, I’m Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I’d like to donate some fluids."
45872, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Chandler,That is the exact same thing.
45873, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
45874, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call."
45875, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe, Wooo!! Hoo!!
45876, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"No it’s not great. No, she’s coming to tell Ross that she loves him."
45877, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,I’m sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
45878, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Monday?!
45879, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,And you're thinking of taking it?  new job.
45880, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,What?!
45881, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,Yeah you did.
45882, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century."
45883, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,And smart!
45884, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Ross,You take care Jill.
45885, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals. 
45886, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,"We were drunk! I would’ve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!"
45887, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I-I really do.  Hey! This-this was a gift?!"
45888, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?"
45889, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,It's that terrible?
45890, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Oh! 
45891, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, Rachel. And this ."
45892, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh, wow thanks!  Oh you’re in real estate!"
45893, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey,"Yeah. Yeah, that…that’s exactly it. You’re right. Yeah."
45894, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,And that makes you angry because…
45895, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, look it, you-you can’t kill yourself."
45896, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
45897, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler, One more game?
45898, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Is he okay in there?
45899, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Pie eating contest?
45900, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Come on.
45901, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place...."
45902, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,He forgot to leave his grip size!
45903, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,"Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win."
45904, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Six months.
45905, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Yeah! Good night! 
45906, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,I know.
45907, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,I don’t know!  I haven’t totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
45908, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Phoebe," Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, y’know? And I got nauseous."
45909, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey, I don’t know! But it’s the same!
45910, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,Ethan called again.
45911, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,"Yes, but we have to be fast."
45912, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,Weirder than watching his two moms make out? 
45913, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,All right!
45914, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,There you go! 
45915, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y’know? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn’t kidding, she’s not fun, she’s stupid, and kind of a racist."
45916, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Hello?
45917, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on man, you’re not a potato."
45918, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,"Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?!"
45919, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,What?
45920, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,No anchovies.
45921, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Dad that won’t matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her."
45922, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,"What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?"
45923, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"But you did! I mean, let’s be honest."
45924, After dinner,,3,Rachel,Aw honey stop! It’s not that bad.
45925, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Ross," Walls are pretty thin, guys!"
45926, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,You and Ralph?
45927, The Philly,,3,Joey,"Nothing, he’s just really believes in that."
45928, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made."
45929, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Okay.
45930, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey, Hey! You wanna go?
45931, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Okay!
45932, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,We are not going to whistle.
45933, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, great! We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. "
45934, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,I love you so much.
45935, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,Ok.
45936, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Rachel," Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls."
45937, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other?!"
45938, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this."
45939, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh....  Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun."
45940, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"All right. Uhh, international."
45941, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio"
45942, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,Great! Thank you very much.
45943, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,He's a dropper!
45944, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,You-you had what?
45945, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he’s gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I can’t.  But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it."
45946, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference..."
45947, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler, Hi!
45948, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Why would they take away our keys?
45949, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Chandler, Hello.
45950, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"Yeah, he had a paper route."
45951, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,So?
45952, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,"I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it."
45953, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No.
45954, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Ross,Ni-chou chi-ma! 
45955, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?"
45956, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,"Well, first of all, they're not called ""sneakers"" anymore. Apparently, they're called ""kicks"" or ""skids"" and I think I heard somebody say ""slorps"".  Would you help me try to sell these?"
45957, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Okay! Okay! Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year, ""Dear Rach, you’re such a good person."" Not girl! Person!"
45958, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun."
45959, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Hey!
45960, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
45961, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Monica,Oh my God!  Where the hell have you been?!!
45962, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,A-ha! And... what is bluffing? Is it not another word for... lying?
45963, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,Okay. 
45964, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"They really were pretty, weren’t they? "
45965, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe," Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back."
45966, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Phoebe,I started that!
45967, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,"Oo, where are the seats?"
45968, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Chandler,
45969, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe, Did anyone else hear that?!
45970, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey, Hey Monica!
45971, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Oh, thanks Gunther.  STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!"
45972, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Ross,"Ah-ha, nowhere to run! "
45973, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Hey!
45974, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
45975, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey, Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?
45976, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Hi guys!
45977, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Oh.  Oh!
45978, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Phoebe,... and...?
45979, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Okay, it's not a contest."
45980, Joey’s bedroom," he is asleep and snoring loudly, Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running,",4,Chandler,"Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?"
45981, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Hey!
45982, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Well, Racquela's right, yeah!"
45983, Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Oh my God, what happened? "
45984, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,"Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe."
45985, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, Susan’s gonna be there too. We’ve got dads, we’ve got lesbians, the whole parenting team."
45986, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,With Ross and my sister?
45987, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn’t look exactly like her sister."
45988, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound."
45989, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,
45990, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,"Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom."
45991, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
45992, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross, Congratulations man.
45993, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?"
45994, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"Well, now, wait. Now I’m all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me."
45995, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,She is so amazing! You have no idea.
45996, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
45997, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Hello?
45998, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross, We need more cards.
45999, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Hey! Where have you been?
46000, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Chandler,Oh that is over!
46001, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel, Phoebe!!
46002, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket."
46003, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,You didn’t even take off your pants.
46004, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,Come on! Come on. Come on.
46005, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,"Oh how lame... oh, it’s so tacky, and impersonal."
46006, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,Okay.
46007, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, mon Dieu!"
46008, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Then free as a bird. What’s up?
46009, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
46010, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,Monica! I’m not gonna screw it up!
46011, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,"Well, there you go."
46012, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"Okay-okay, I got it. I got it."
46013, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Joey,"No it isn’t, I ate that."
46014, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,Dr. Miller?  P E C F D.
46015, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Phoebe,Based on this play? ...Based on this play!
46016, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"How are you?  Hi, thanks for coming."
46017, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Hi, it’s Phoebe. Listen someone’s gonna have to take my 900 with Mr. Rehack, ‘cause it’s like 915 now, and I’m not there."
46018, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Du-ude!
46019, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey,Hello New York! 
46020, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, that’s not—No-no-no!"
46021, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,What thing? What thing?
46022, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Oh-ho, come here.  Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known in real life."
46023, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"No, I arranged that..."
46024, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So.."
46025, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Then what did happen?
46026, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross,What happened?
46027, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler," Hey, so can you make it on Friday?"
46028, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?"
46029, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Well, I don’t see that we have a choice. But, when we’re back home, we don’t do it."
46030, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Thank you for bringing her into our lives.
46031, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Monica,Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
46032, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just...  W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?"
46033, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,Thank you.
46034, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Joey,"Uh, moist, yeah."
46035, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?"
46036, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Monica," Please, just a little bit off the back."
46037, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,Do you think I'm someone else?
46038, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?
46039, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe, Well I hope you have fun tonight.
46040, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Ooh, great! Thanks!"
46041, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah. 
46042, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,Diane Keeton.
46043, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"Well, that’s great."
46044, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,"Well, I’d like to but,  I’m not sure we have time to go."
46045, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Phoebe,Chandler sucks! He couldn’t have gotten this good!
46046, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,No Phoebe I am mad!
46047, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Well, maybe you don’t marry this one."
46048, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,
46049, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,Yeah!! Yeah!
46050, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Chandler,"Hm-hmm, I told you!  I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work."
46051, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"Eh, y'know what, she’s to political, she probably wouldn’t let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first."
46052, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, so, how are we doing?"
46053, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,You got it!
46054, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"No? So you’re saying that if I called it, it wouldn’t ring?"
46055, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,She will be after tonight.
46056, Central Perk," later,",3,Joey," Wow, that was kinda brutal."
46057, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,I don’t want things to change! Do you?
46058, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?"
46059, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long."
46060, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
46061, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"It’s worth the pain.  Y’know what, you know what? It’s not."
46062, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,Aren't you gonna...
46063, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"Honey, sweetie, by the edges."
46064, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe," Hey, Rachel!!"
46065, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Joey," Hey, the fight’s starting!"
46066, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?"
46067, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey,Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
46068, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Monica,"Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning."
46069, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns."
46070, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Yeah—Ooh! Earrings! 
46071, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,That is a slap in the face.
46072, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,So whose ring is it?
46073, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?"
46074, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have a"
46075, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Chandler,Get ready to run. 
46076, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica,A kiss? What are you talking about?
46077, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Are you scared?
46078, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,"Okay, throw it straight this time."
46079, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Is your team winning hon?
46080, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Well what are we going to do?
46081, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,Give me the good stuff.
46082, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you’re gonna have the baby and I don’t want to lose again!
46083, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
46084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff."
46085, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat ,6,Monica,
46086, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!"
46087, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"No, it was just the three of us."
46088, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"It was pretty simple actually, I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell."
46089, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,"Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?"
46090, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,Didn’t you two already talk?
46091, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,Hey!
46092, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,Hey you!
46093, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Oh!
46094, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Come on see, she doesn’t look that bad."
46095, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,"Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?"
46096, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,"You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom."
46097, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow!
46098, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey,Of course!! 
46099, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"See? That’s a great smile! Easy. Natural. Now, pretend I have a camera.  You’re changing it!"
46100, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Chandler,There it is.
46101, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake."
46102, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Ross,It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!
46103, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,That's right.
46104, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,"Well, you more then me, but he can’t stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby."
46105, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing."
46106, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Ross,Wh-what did he say?!
46107, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Ross,"No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account."
46108, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe,Because my psychic is dead! She must’ve read the cards wrong!
46109, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Chandler,Emma was doing it!
46110, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,"What are you talking about?  She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!"
46111, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!"
46112, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"So Pheebs, what is the book about?"
46113, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,"How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin’!"
46114, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don."
46115, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,"I can do that, I’ve had 30 years of practice."
46116, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,"Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married."
46117, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,Oh right great! Welcome aboard!
46118, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question ""Would you..."
46119, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Well it's...It's not that crazy okay? Making them smaller, that would be crazy."
46120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant…"
46121, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!
46122, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,What?!
46123, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Joey," No, I really have to pee."
46124, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what we’re gonna do! I’m gonna write Joey on one napkin  and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?"
46125, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?"
46126, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"So, I don't have to learn what that means?"
46127, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,Yeah!
46128, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross,"Yeah, it’s the Ultimate Fighting Combo. Yeah, I saved thirty cents, plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!!"
46129, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"No! Look, I don’t cry! It’s not a big deal! Okay?!"
46130, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
46131, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Bye-bye.  I did it!
46132, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,Hi.
46133, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Yay!!
46134, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Monica,"All right.  Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?"
46135, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Chandler,Hello? Is someone on the line?
46136, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called!"
46137, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!"
46138, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"It’s not just their marriage! I mean, look at yours. Look at everybody’s! The only person that can make marriage work is Paul Newman! And I’ve met me; I am not Paul Newman. I don’t race cars! I don’t make popcorn! None of my proceeds go to charity."
46139, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Rachel,I didn’t write it.
46140, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?"
46141, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah. Well, uhm... listen he was supposed to get a weekend furlough, so he'd come to the wedding tomorrow, but he just called and... uhm... well, apparently stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard just couldn't wait till Monday."
46142, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"Oh, and I’ve got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym."
46143, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,I know. Thanks. 
46144, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica, Ross?
46145, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,Why not?
46146, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?"
46147, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Joey,"But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don’t know anything about technology! I can’t even use Chandler’s computer except to find porn! And-and that’s only ‘cause it’s right there when you turn it on!"
46148, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,The Hitlers will be so disappointed.
46149, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"I know, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't know what to say…"
46150, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Hey.
46151, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,What?
46152, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,"Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?"
46153, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Well, anyway, it was a good thing Phoebe knew the knew him, because  I was about to do some serious damage! "
46154, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,Morly Safer.
46155, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious."
46156, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"I’m telling you, I like the food!"
46157, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,"Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it look like?!"
46158, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Okay.
46159, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Not that way! But the bike brought you a lot closer!
46160, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this."
46161, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Phoebe,"I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and bombs and, like, buses going really fast..."
46162, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!
46163, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Yes!!
46164, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
46165, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I-I-I-I can’t. I couldn’t even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade."
46166, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Chandler,'Scuse me.
46167, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with some graveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree?"
46168, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Nice move.
46169, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica,Please... Chandler is the love of my life... 
46170, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Monica,"God Ross, what is that?"
46171, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it?  ..Ross?"
46172, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,Yeah!
46173, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"All right now, so? What do you think?"
46174, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,But you should eat them now because they’re hot from the oven.
46175, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,"You don’t think that umm,  ""The chef’s Mahi Mahi was awful awful,"" is bad press?"
46176, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"I mean, uh, who... who cares about a little sloppiness?"
46177, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night."
46178, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. It’s just, you know, it’s this whole stupid Ursula thing, it’s..."
46179, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Yeah well, if ah, if that’s the rule this weekend...  No!"
46180, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Seriously dude, 3 years ago."
46181, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,"I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great."
46182, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,What are you guys doing here?
46183, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah! And look,  And then after the baby’s born, they’re great for shoplifting melons."
46184, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Well, maybe we can fix it y’know? Maybe we can send him some-some big-big flowers and scare him!"
46185, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Yeah. And y’know, if you wanna cry, that’s okay too."
46186, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"I knew it. So, is she someone from work?"
46187, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"All right, don’t freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?"
46188, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"All right, so, okay..."
46189, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Oh sorry, boyfriend!"
46190, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the ""Paleontology Review""! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!"
46191, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel,I tried! They won't take her back.
46192, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Rachel," Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture! This is so exciting!"
46193, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,Yeah.
46194, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,I'll get it.
46195, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel," Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica."
46196, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"All right, bye-bye now!"
46197, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,"No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa….  And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Y’know, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie."
46198, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,Are you sure you weren't  looking at your hands in a mirror?
46199, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Oh, you poor little famous man."
46200, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,We’ll just…we’ll just let her stay.
46201, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Phoebe,All right. Hold on.  How much more do we need?
46202, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,Oh.
46203, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler, The reason he just said.
46204, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,Guess who? 
46205, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,I love you too. 
46206, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Look I’m sorry you guys, I-I just don’t think so."
46207, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I-I don’t eat meat."
46208, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
46209, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, just as well, I broke this one."
46210, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh wow Wayne, it’s not really something you can teach y’know? It’s pretty much something you’re born with if you——You-you can teach it! I’ll show you right how to do it."
46211, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Me neither. I think I need to be with someone who wants what I want.
46212, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,"My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't..., but this is about your horrible mistake."
46213, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No-no-no, I’m saying we-we buy more of this  at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody else’s faces."
46214, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
46215, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that."
46216, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!"
46217, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all."
46218, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,Because I already did!
46219, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!"
46220, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,I know. 
46221, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green.  Seriously, proud of you."
46222, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally..."
46223, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?"
46224, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Monica,
46225, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,"Okay, umm, you’re a loon."
46226, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,I had a bra.
46227, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,Hey!
46228, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Monica,"That, you get? That, you get?"
46229, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Does it have to do with Joey?
46230, Chandler's Office," later that day, Nina is in his office,",1,Chandler," Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please don’t hate me."
46231, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. "
46232, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,You didn’t leave lipstick marks on the phone.
46233, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
46234, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?
46235, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,[mocks that last comment].
46236, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,What did it say?
46237, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,Okay. Thank you. That’s great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because there’s this really cute shoe store that has like this little…
46238, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Bored and bored!
46239, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Monica,
46240, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,I know that too.
46241, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Joey,"You are so the man!  Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, ‘cause my Grandma doesn’t know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah."
46242, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!"
46243, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,I do like fajitas.
46244, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
46245, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,What's going on?
46246, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Phoebe,I have quarters! 
46247, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,And you know Monica and Ross!
46248, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?"
46249, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!"
46250, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross," Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?"
46251, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Ross,
46252, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
46253, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,You know where Joey is?
46254, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, Chandler will be there for you too. I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he’ll be there. And he’ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you’re really hot."
46255, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, here's my $7.50.  But I think you should know that this money is cursed."
46256, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,"Oh, I’m sorry you’ve been Bamboozled! You’re gonna be a terrible mother! "
46257, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!"
46258, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Chandler,"Yeah all right.  Okay, good night guys."
46259, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,Yeah.
46260, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Yeah, he’s gonna work on that."
46261, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"Ohh, no, no. We’re not going to just sit. "
46262, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Who do you wanna fool around with?
46263, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Chandler,"Nine times! Okay, I had to put on lotion! But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free."
46264, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Come on, seriously! When did it end?"
46265, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,"Oh no, we can’t walk!"
46266, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"No, come on, you know that's not true."
46267, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"I’m sorry, do I know you?"
46268, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Yeah, that'll do it."
46269, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,Joey? What’s up?
46270, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"You can also find him under umm, dog and dead."
46271, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"Oh well, we don’t because we got…the…other pl-place."
46272, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel, Bye...
46273, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe," I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?"
46274, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,"Oh, I’ve got it! I have got it!  Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!"
46275, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can."
46276, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Can you go any faster with that?
46277, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, Oh.
46278, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?"
46279, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"So listen ah, I picked Monica for secret Santa, but I’m already getting her something for Chanukah, I was wondering if you wanna switch."
46280, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Ross,Rach!
46281, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,Spiderman?
46282, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,That was you!
46283, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,I hate that guy.
46284, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Why?! What is it?
46285, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"You’re right. You’re right, he’s just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! I’m a sunny, positive person."
46286, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Phoebe,What is your job?
46287, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,So long! Don’t let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! 
46288, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Dude, it's just ""Days of Our Lives""... there's no the."
46289, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel,Drums?
46290, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of."
46291, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Yeah? Oh-oh, she’d be so excited!"
46292, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah! But I don’t know what he looks like!
46293, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,"Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?"
46294, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, like that's a word."
46295, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmental"
46296, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"I was not and oh God, shh!"
46297, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica," Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable."
46298, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out."
46299, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Can you believe that?!
46300, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,We're all alone in an empty apartment.
46301, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,I can’t!
46302, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Two brothers, one died!"
46303, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,Sounds about right.
46304, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Thank you.
46305, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,"Okay Phoebe, we should probably go back now."
46306, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.
46307, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey, I’ll tell you about it later. Be cool.
46308, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,So Pheebs what’s this guy like?
46309, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Joey, I can’t believe you would do that for me."
46310, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,"Ross, you've got to do something about the humping."
46311, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,What?!
46312, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Pretty good! I told her.
46313, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,I guess I wanted to keep it  as a souvenir.
46314, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,And she's a little mannish...
46315, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"You see that guy? He’s in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he’s going straight to the porn."
46316, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,What?
46317, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air."
46318, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,Do not speak ill of the dead.
46319, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Not using it right, Joe."
46320, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Rachel,No.
46321, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"It was pretty simple actually, I came up with a couple of cost-cutting solutions, wrote out a list and Monica told me to go to hell."
46322, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I did?
46323, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people."
46324, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"Well, I think I shouldn’t look directly at them."
46325, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"But, you, you don’t want to seem too pushy."
46326, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Hey.
46327, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?"
46328, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!"
46329, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,Oh.
46330, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
46331, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die.  So, excuse me for being a little skittish."
46332, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,Okay!
46333, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross," Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?"
46334, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,"Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!"
46335, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica," Okay, I’ve got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?"
46336, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Well, do you see any babies?"
46337, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"I-I-I like, I like parties."
46338, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs!"
46339, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Phoebe,"Hey, what’s going on?"
46340, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross, That’s cool.
46341, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,I don't know... maybe it's because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...
46342, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I don’t want to do! Later! 
46343, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Not like that, I won't! "
46344, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad,  Oooh, my rock polisher!"
46345, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,Okay but look! Look at what I got! It’s her address book!  We have a guest list!
46346, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Rachel,What bank is this?
46347, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Marcel! What've you done to him?
46348, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him."
46349, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"That’s a dog, every house should have a dog."
46350, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, Yes! Chandler Watches Shark Porn!
46351, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. "
46352, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey, Bite me?
46353, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,"Oh my God! I’m sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot."
46354, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"Oh…  Well, uhm, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene…"
46355, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, and you have nothing to worry about 'cos they're all crap!"
46356, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,"oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that."
46357, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Rachel,Nooooooooo!
46358, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,Am I?!
46359, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Monica,Ohh.
46360, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, oh, she went to the salon alright..."
46361, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!
46362, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"I’ll teach ya! Come on, come on, it’s really easy and really, really fun."
46363, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside.  You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren."
46364, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road."
46365, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Are you, are you high?"
46366, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?"
46367, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?
46368, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,"Eh, somebody’s in a good mood!"
46369, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler,"Okay, hating this."
46370, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Yes you can. You’re thinking about time, you can’t go back in time."
46371, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,"Look, I don’t think so Pheebs. "
46372, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme an ‘L!’
46373, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
46374, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"What, that we had a baby? Come on let’s give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier."
46375, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,It’s Rachel.
46376, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night."
46377, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,No. Uch.
46378, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Monica,Hi.
46379, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?"
46380, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,"Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then."
46381, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"Oh!  All right.  Now, let's not do this!"
46382, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesn’t say ‘cool’ anymore."
46383, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal."
46384, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"What does that mean?   Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? "
46385, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,How do you do that?
46386, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe," Oh, ew!"
46387, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Oh, that’s mature."
46388, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I loved the play. You were great, and Nick ditto. Clearly you’re having sex with him."
46389, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,What was the dream about?
46390, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Oh, I just…I feel terrible."
46391, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Rachel,Oh my God Ross! What in heaven’s name are you doing here?
46392, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!"
46393, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games..."
46394, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler,Whose is it?
46395, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions."
46396, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,I’ve got five bucks says you can’t.
46397, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Ok. What are you gonna be doing today?
46398, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,I’ve got canned goods.
46399, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,"Who cares, it got you here."
46400, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!"
46401, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Right!
46402, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Way to go robot!
46403, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"I don’t care! All right, y’know what I’m just upset that I’m getting nowhere with Joshua that—y’know what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!"
46404, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, that’s not—No-no-no!"
46405, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,What happened?
46406, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Oh! See just I’m right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! "
46407, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Ross,"No, come on, he doesn’t know this stuff. If he knew how you felt."
46408, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica, Wonderwoman!
46409, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,There you go! Someone came!
46410, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,Mexico!
46411, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,Okay.
46412, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,Whoa! What?! Why?!
46413, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"I am, yes."
46414, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,BEND OVER?!!!
46415, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Here she comes. Hold on, I’m gonna make your life much easier."
46416, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Without me?!
46417, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Really?
46418, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,There's your movie! <claps>
46419, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
46420, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Ross,"Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this."
46421, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Yeah I know.
46422, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
46423, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Hey, what’s behind your back?"
46424, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
46425, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica,"Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I’m not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. "
46426, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s the best kiss I’ve had with anyone I’ve ever met in a men’s room."
46427, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker."
46428, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?  You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?"
46429, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,"Come on sweetie! You’ve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?"
46430, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"And you know, I have a massage client soon."
46431, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
46432, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Yeah, I think she wants the old one back."
46433, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"Hey, it's not like it sounds."
46434, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,But it is our apartment!
46435, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Okay. 
46436, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What kinda things have you been saying?
46437, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Phoebe,I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.
46438, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,I call Monica’s room!
46439, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,All right.
46440, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Well, the turkey's burnt.  Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined."
46441, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded generally upset! I mean, listen! "
46442, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler, Get up.
46443, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Yah, I�ll have the soup and the salmon."
46444, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,What is the matter with us?
46445, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,Where are you going?
46446, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Do you really?
46447, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Monica,Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
46448, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. Thank you Chandler."
46449, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh y’know, I’ve been living here a while and I’ve never seen what’s inside that closet. What is, what is in there?"
46450, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,"So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?"
46451, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Oh my God! Oranges!
46452, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"No-no, thank you."
46453, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry."
46454, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,Yeah!
46455,,,9,Joey,
46456, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler, Hungry monkey.
46457, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,I have to go to the bathroom. 
46458, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
46459, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,I know! That’s why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
46460, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Rachel,Oh yeah! 
46461, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Yeah.
46462, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,"Sure, neighbor come on in."
46463, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"You can’t, because of the new skylight!"
46464, The 2001 Soapie Awards," the announcer is introducing the next presenter,",7,Joey,
46465, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Yeah, I guess I should. "
46466, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?
46467, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,I do? 
46468, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,That is a bad interview.
46469, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, We were supposed to bring presents?
46470, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"Thank you, Ross."
46471, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids…"
46472, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny’s number which Monica has just dialed,",8,Chandler,Jenny! That is so Jenny!
46473, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,"Who cares, it got you here."
46474, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo."
46475, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Well yeah…
46476, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,"'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!"
46477, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,About a half an hour.
46478, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,"No, but it’s-it’s-it’s hot!"
46479, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Ohh! 
46480, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,What? What?
46481, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,"Joey, I thought you were gonna try to be friends first!"
46482, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
46483, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,We're switching rooms.
46484, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Hey, remember when I had a monkey?"
46485, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Living with you would make me happy.
46486, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Okay! All right, I'll see ya.  We got it! We got it!"
46487, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,"Ross, you've got to do something about the humping."
46488, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Chandler,"Let me tell you why you need to pick me.  See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back."
46489, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
46490, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,Of course it was!
46491, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming."
46492, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie."
46493, Joey's,,9,Joey,Your eyebrows look weird.
46494, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
46495, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Me going out with Richard’s son.
46496, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Uh, aren't we kind of in the middle of something here?"
46497, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Joey,Say that to him and you're golden. 
46498, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,I loved them!
46499, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women."
46500, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,What?
46501, Joey's apartment,"  God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment…",6,Rachel,
46502, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross,What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
46503, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. "
46504, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,I will explain it to her.
46505, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?"
46506, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Look, I do not re-love her."
46507, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,"Except for ""Match game""..."
46508, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Phoebe, Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I’m nervous ‘cause I’ve never done that before by myself!
46509, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?"
46510, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,"Uh listen, here’s your Soapie. I accepted it for ya. "
46511, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,Hold it!  N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
46512, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey," Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?"
46513, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Who cares? Nobody reads those things
46514, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Why don't you take Ross?
46515, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys."
46516, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Okay, I’m just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?"
46517, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can’t believe I missed it."
46518, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentine’s Day…  Oh, wait a minute. Those aren’t stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?"
46519, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,What?
46520, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,Hi.
46521, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,"Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so."
46522, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this."
46523, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, but I don’t think that means anything."
46524, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler, Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?
46525, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I know!!! My erection is back!
46526, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Oh!
46527, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Ross,What am I going to do?
46528, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Oh! That's great!
46529,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"wow, are you still going to move in with him?"
46530, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, what are you working on?"
46531, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey,Nothing! It was something.
46532, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey,"You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray."
46533, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?"
46534, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation, you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter, and Super Gavin will just fly right along side of him!"
46535, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,I… It just—it took me so long to get that desk organized.
46536, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Okay, how much?"
46537, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey, Ross!
46538, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler, Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.
46539, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler, What a geek!
46540, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Ross is Batman!
46541, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey Rachel?
46542, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! "
46543, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well. It’s the right thing to do."
46544, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
46545, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Pheebs, that’s great!"
46546, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Good, good, good, good, good. "
46547, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
46548, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that."
46549, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, You pierced her ears!?
46550, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross,I'm going to do it.
46551, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,Hi.
46552, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Ross,"All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him."
46553, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Wow!
46554, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"No, it did not."
46555, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it."
46556, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,I’m not writing about you! I’m writing about other people.
46557, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,Thanks.
46558, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"Alright, lo�look. I don�t smoke anymore. But if the rest of you want to light up, go ahead, it�s fine.  So you all smoke then? That�s almost rude, that I�m not."
46559, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Chandler,Guys?
46560, Rachel and Joey's," Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters,",10,Chandler,"Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not."
46561, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel, Why?
46562, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,"Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is..."
46563, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica, Oh.
46564, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now."
46565, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,I told you not to go down there!
46566, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula."
46567, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go."
46568, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Hi Gunther.
46569, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
46570, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Sorry. . You ok?
46571, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,You guys okay?
46572, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Anything?
46573, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich."
46574, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,I’m sweeping...
46575, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!
46576, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine."
46577, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,"Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this… "
46578, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Okay, come here! Come here."
46579, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"Hi, honey."
46580, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,I totally don’t know what you’re talking about.
46581, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey, Ow!
46582, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Rachel has a new doll.
46583, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,That's very funny. We done now?
46584, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,
46585, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,All right. Good luck.
46586, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Yes!
46587, Central Perk," Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean,",3,Phoebe,Ameri-can.
46588, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Fine. We're just sitting here. Alone. Doing nothing. It's our rehearsal for tomorrow.
46589, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,"Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you don’t want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?"
46590, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey!
46591, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,"Knock, knock."
46592, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"And I still have about five seconds to spare.  Okay, that was about seven seconds."
46593, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler, You can't make this stuff up!
46594, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,What about the obsessive cleaning?
46595, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,You're gonna be great.
46596, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Hey hey, can I help?"
46597, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
46598, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it…  Her initials…
46599, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,Thank y... 
46600, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......AAAaaa-doption!!
46601, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,"Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever."
46602, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, so it’s probably just the Ross thing then."
46603,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,It's not cooler.
46604, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
46605, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Yeah.
46606, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,A pill?
46607, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?"
46608, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"Oh, good."
46609, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
46610, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,"Joey, we know that's you."
46611, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe," It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge."
46612, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,Would fall off a lot.
46613, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey," Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?"
46614, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel," So, will you talk to him?"
46615, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Joey,And?... AND?
46616, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. "
46617, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,"Well, technically it seven billion years ago… "
46618, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Okay.
46619, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Rachel,"Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay."
46620, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Well, bye Mon, bye Ross, Rachel, bye Emma!"
46621, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me."
46622, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Dude, you're shaking!"
46623, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Yeah...!?
46624, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,"Well, we’re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they’re all either boring or annoying or y’know, can’t stop staring at the ladies. "
46625, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Anyway… seriously, uh…just…just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. "
46626, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
46627, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know what? I’m not talking to you! You go back to sleep!  And you, are you a rapist?!"
46628, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,"Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads."
46629, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,No.
46630, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Well-well you can give them to me! I haven’t felt my feet in years!
46631, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel, Hi.
46632, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
46633, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
46634, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,I know.
46635, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross," Okay, that’s it, I can’t take it anymore."
46636, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Hey Monica!  People came to see a fight, let’s give ‘em what they came for!"
46637, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,That’s what you should say.
46638, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I-I-I-I don’t live here anymore. I-I didn’t know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!"
46639, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica,"This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?"
46640, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Oh no... Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?
46641, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!"
46642, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
46643, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,"You, touching yourself, out!"
46644, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?"
46645, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey," Okay, Ross, look-look-look-look, look right here. That’s called a scrum, okay? It’s kinda like a huddle."
46646, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big"
46647, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"All right, that's it, give me your underwear."
46648, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?"
46649, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD."
46650, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Yes I can! 
46651, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin’ up about something… Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now he’s just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, I’ll…"
46652, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler,Okay. Okay.  What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
46653, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
46654, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Drum roll.
46655, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,Oh...  Oh my God. He remembered.
46656, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Thank you.
46657, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe,Lotsa things.
46658, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,"Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I don’t think I can help you after all, I didn’t realize this game was on."
46659, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,"Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away."
46660, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,"It doesn't look good, does it?"
46661, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man? "
46662, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Well, but that’s what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldn’t even talk to me any more. Because he said he didn’t wanna be around... anything that looked like either one of us."
46663, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,"Well, screw charity work. What've you got?"
46664, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Chandler,"Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?"
46665, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!"
46666, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Monica,Phoebe!
46667, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,It's just my knitting that's all!  Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.
46668, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?"
46669, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,Hey! I’m sorry! That— where are you going?
46670, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"She guessed 8, 9, based on his drawings."
46671, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Dad so what we have to pretend that we’re married?
46672, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,What?
46673, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
46674, Ross and Rachel’s apartment," Rachel is unpacking as the phone rings,",6,Rachel,Ross got married again—Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!
46675, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Joey, What?! Are you crazy?!
46676, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,"Oh, don’t worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody."
46677, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe, Really? That hadn't occurred to me.
46678, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute."
46679, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Rachel,Oh.  Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
46680, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,"Ha. Ha, ha."
46681, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,Hey!
46682, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Okay, uhh, I think I’m going to run to the ladies room."
46683, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know,  Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!"
46684, The Mr, Bowmont ,7,Joey,
46685, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler," oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'..."
46686, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Ok, here we go! "
46687, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,I’m really gonna miss you.
46688, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about."
46689, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"What’s ah, what’s so funny about that?"
46690, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Ross," That was like our safety zoo. They take like dogs and cows. See? I don't know who this is harder on, me or him."
46691, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Okay, all right."
46692, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,Really? You promise you won’t tell anyone?
46693, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Hey, I can be smooth. "
46694, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Rachel,"Noo, that’s our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor."
46695, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"All right buddy, way to go! "
46696, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,You think he’s emotionally unavailable?
46697, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Thank you!
46698, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Oh, yeah, that's true."
46699, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Space is filled with orbiting children.  Look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you won’t regret it."
46700, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"Oh, I love museums!"
46701, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Hey. How did you sleep?
46702, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right."
46703, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,What’s the matter?
46704, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,"I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind."
46705, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,All right.
46706, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?
46707, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,"Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof."
46708, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Joey!  Wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons."
46709, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica," Well that’s the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!"
46710, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"But ah, you’re safe from it if it’s in the freezer?"
46711, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
46712, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,What?!
46713, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. "
46714, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Joey,Cool.
46715, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,I think you’re right.
46716, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?"
46717, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,Oh my God!
46718, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget."
46719, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler, What... did you get me there?
46720, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,"Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet."
46721, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather."
46722, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,Why? Did you write it?
46723, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians...  Oh, you... you like that?"
46724, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?"
46725, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,"I just, I feel, I-I just..."
46726, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace"
46727, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel, Hey!
46728, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
46729, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
46730, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Joey,"Man, you are Westminster Crabby. "
46731, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Whaaat!
46732, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Okay.
46733, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Phoebe,Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me?  OH!! Demon!! Demon!!
46734, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Joey... are you sure? I mean, I know how much you love him!"
46735, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel, You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray?
46736, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,Ohhhh!
46737, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,I know! That’s why they trashed me!
46738, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin’ around!  Like you did last night when I had to pee?"
46739, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"It's okay. Actually y'know what, it's kinda cool. 'Cause it's like y'know, one life ends and another begins."
46740, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,I don’t know!  I haven’t totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
46741, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,On your dresser.
46742, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one."
46743, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,It’s not all juice! 
46744, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,I mean you’re not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
46745, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,You're definitely scaring here.
46746, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,My foot is stuck in the pocket.
46747, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Thanks.
46748, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Oh, I hear divorce bells. "
46749, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. ?"
46750, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Anyone mind if I save this?
46751, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, they're totally gonna back down!"
46752, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
46753, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself."
46754, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Wow, you’re really crazy about her, huh?"
46755, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,I'm smarter than him!
46756, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Monica,"Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!"
46757, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross,Hi .
46758, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Monica,"Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!"
46759, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
46760, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?"
46761, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
46762, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"Really!  Okay, this is empty."
46763, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?"
46764, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,"Monica, you don’t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!"
46765, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through."
46766, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Joey,"But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. "
46767, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Okay, it's um…"
46768, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Stop it!
46769, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,Y’know what? I think that’s enough for today. Thanks for your help! 
46770, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"No. No, I gotta go home sometime."
46771, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey,What? No-no it’s her birthday!
46772, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"Come on Rach, let's go."
46773, Ross�,,9,Ross,Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?
46774, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Chandler,
46775, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Hey.
46776, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous."
46777, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,There’s sooo much you don’t know.
46778, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Have at it.
46779, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Did that guy just call you Toby?
46780, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,No?
46781, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
46782, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Great! Umm…
46783, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,That's terrible!
46784, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats.  Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?"
46785, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"My guy is a lawyer who has volunteer work. And, he has one of these "
46786, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"I’m getting married!!!! I’m gonna be a bride!!!!  Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!"
46787, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Hey thanks.
46788, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,I can't do that. I'm an actor. I have a process.
46789, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,"You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds.  I bet you it’s a girl."
46790, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well, so, stay for the museums!"
46791, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler, Stop that now!
46792, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Really?
46793, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel, we’re sorry for pushing those guys on you."
46794, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,. You are SO going to Heaven!
46795, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,And so incorrect!
46796, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"All right well let’s see, Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boat—This is hard!"
46797, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken,",7,Chandler,Aww! 
46798, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
46799, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"All right fine. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ve just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger."
46800, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross," Hi, is Rachel there?"
46801, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,What is that?
46802, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica," I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then…"
46803, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,Wow! Yeah!
46804, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,"I-I, did that for you."
46805, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"Really!  Okay, this is empty."
46806, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,See?
46807, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don’t care!"
46808, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Oh! And it gets worse! 
46809, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,Really?
46810, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math."
46811, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so you're divorced?"
46812, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel, Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
46813, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Monica,"Joey, you’re this guy’s teacher. I mean how could you do this?"
46814, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"No! Rachel, that’s what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don’t get through, they’re not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It’s us versus them!"
46815, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,We have a winner!
46816, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,Shocking!
46817, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Mmm.  Oh, no-"
46818, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"No, I-I-I wasn't making fun of you, honestly, I-I think you were great in those commercials. "
46819, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
46820, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Mine.
46821, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,I'll be right back.
46822, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yes, please."
46823, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself."
46824, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on."
46825, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"All right. What's your news, Amy?"
46826, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,No you can't. She's yours!
46827, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes."
46828, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anyway…"
46829, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,"I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you. Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he will sit in it!  Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat."
46830, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?"
46831, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler, Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!
46832, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids."
46833, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"There’s this woman, that I like.  A lot.  Well, it’s complicated.  She’s with this other guy.  For a long time.  And I could never do that to the guy, y’know?  ’Ccause we’re really good friends."
46834, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious."
46835, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey,Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?
46836, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel," Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you."
46837, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
46838, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
46839, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,Come on! Chandler!
46840, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler, Thanks!
46841, Joey is back at Hayleys apartment,,9,Joey, AWCH! That's why.
46842, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,"Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard-the-""I-win""-guy.  ""I win! I win!"" I went out with the guy for two months—I didn't get to win once."
46843, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,What?! Well he never said that to me!
46844, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!"
46845, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I was going for the metaphor."
46846, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. But you promised to love him no matter what.
46847, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,That's weird.  I bet they're doing it.
46848, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,"Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality."
46849, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Focus.
46850, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,Done.
46851, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica,Oh! And don’t let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
46852, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"I’m telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Aren’t these the same flowers?"
46853, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey," This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!"
46854,,,6,Phoebe,
46855, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,What?
46856, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,Oh my God!
46857, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,Veto.
46858, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"Will he know what this is in reference to?  All right, I'll see that he gets the message. Bye bye."
46859, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.
46860, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,No-no-no-no-no!
46861, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!"
46862, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,.
46863, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full."
46864, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does."
46865, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah,  courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr…"
46866, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Ross,Maybe he’s just jumping on a pogo-stick and really likes it?
46867, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico.  Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan."
46868, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah.  Oh, that’s gone too. This is Monica’s bathroom right?!"
46869, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,I don’t want to. You do it!
46870, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,What?!  Give-give me a brush.
46871, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica, Y'know what's weird?
46872, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,Where do you want to start?
46873, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I just… I just feel bad about firing Estelle. This is got to be killing her."
46874, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Well, you should’ve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, he’s like Joe Rugby."
46875, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel, Hi!
46876, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,No. I don’t think so.
46877, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!"
46878, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,With a wok?  I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you asleep.
46879, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbs."
46880, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"It’s not a big deal. It’s, just it’s right here,  and it’s all the time."
46881, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel, Oh my...
46882, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,That’s not what she said last night. 
46883, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Joey,"Thanks so much, Pheebs!  Oh! Not that kind of fun."
46884, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe,Well you certainly can’t give her that stupid gumball ring.
46885, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Okay. But wait!
46886, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,You okay there man?
46887, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,Exactly.
46888, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them."
46889, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,"Oh, well, that shouldn’t be so hard, now that you’re dating.  ""Sweetheart, you’re fired, but how ’bout a quickie before I go to work?"""
46890, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel, I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
46891, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,"I know, right?  Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?"
46892, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,How are you still single?!
46893, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,How often do you read it?
46894, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,Should we do something?
46895, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,Wow! I’m honored! And y’know what I’m gonna do as my first act as your best friend?
46896, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,Yeah.
46897, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,Hi.
46898, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,"Wow! I can’t, I can’t feel my hands."
46899, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!"
46900, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Chandler," Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!"
46901, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby�s sock is on the ground."
46902, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"Take thee, Rachel... Emily."
46903, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, here's my $7.50.  But I think you should know that this money is cursed."
46904, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,What?! What are you talking about?
46905, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"I know why I don't remember her, huh? "
46906, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didn’t…I didn’t propose!"
46907, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,Or an uncle...
46908, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, but of course it is!"
46909, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,The balloon?
46910, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Oh, do you not want to?"
46911, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,"I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. "
46912, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?"
46913, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Wait, you can't take the money out."
46914, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"Ohh, of course we are! "
46915, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,Told ya. 
46916, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey, She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
46917, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,Thanks!
46918, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
46919, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Ross,"And, I don’t know, if it starts to rain…"
46920, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Rachel’s! But good to know where you’re at!",8,Monica,
46921, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,"Hi.  Okay, you’re too late okay? Because she’s already with our guy."
46922, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Chandler,That really was an incredible wedding.
46923, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?"
46924, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I would love too, but I can’t! I mean I just can’t, you know that I’m not good at confrontation."
46925, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,"There was just an explosion, okay? My hearing would be impaired."
46926, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"You go back to work tomorrow night, right?"
46927, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,"Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain."
46928, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Ross,"No, I will not!"
46929, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?"
46930, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! "
46931, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
46932, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Oh, come on it’s my wedding! That can be my present."
46933, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Check this out? Huh?  Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?
46934, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, for a really great stew you just y'know, stick your head in between ‘em."
46935, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hi.
46936, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,I gotta go find her.
46937, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me."
46938, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
46939, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica,Really?!
46940, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Hey!
46941, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. 
46942, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Because what’s going on with Rachel has nothing to do with how I feel about you.
46943, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel,What?!
46944, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Monica,"They can’t all be bad.  Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is."
46945, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin’ around!  Like you did last night when I had to pee?"
46946, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Okay. Thanks.
46947, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Petty...
46948, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know."
46949, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!"
46950, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!
46951, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,"I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! "
46952, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Like what?
46953, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,Awesome!
46954, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,or...
46955, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,"Well, I-I still think you’re very-very nice and very pretty…"
46956, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Joey,"Well, have-have you told him how you feel?"
46957, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica,"You’re not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over..."
46958, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Chandler,I’m so sorry.
46959, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Okay, well the ??? is not home."
46960, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,See ya.  Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.
46961, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me?  Uh-oh."
46962, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, we both can. And we both will."
46963, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,"Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler."
46964, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure  I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.",4,Rachel,
46965, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel,"Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'"
46966, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,"They’re just talking, and y’know what? Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen."
46967, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I feel terrible.
46968, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?"
46969, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Fresh!
46970, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
46971, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,Two pizzas?!
46972, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"No, I want this to happen."
46973, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said...  There's no guy in there!
46974, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Phoebe," Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings."
46975, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,Nothing.
46976, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,"Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and..."
46977, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica," Okay, here’s your penis!"
46978, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London."
46979, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel," Oh hi! Y’know, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front."
46980, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Aww, man, now we won’t be bank buddies!"
46981, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler,No! No! No! I was so careful! 
46982, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe," Y’know I’m-I’m sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that."
46983, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?"
46984, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica," Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot."
46985,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!"
46986, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Rachel,"No, you gotta pick one!"
46987, Chandler’s Office Building," Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up,",8,Chandler,"Sure, what’s up?"
46988, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,How? How is your fault?
46989, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Whoa, sorry. Why were you just like all in the dark?"
46990, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe, .... or no.
46991, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"No you didn’t. Oh and honey just so you know, now that you’re marrying me, you don’t get to win anymore."
46992, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,Okay.
46993, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing."
46994, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,Good-good-good-good.
46995, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn’t realise that had become anything, yet."
46996, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,"Tonight?!  Oh, there it is!"
46997, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,"Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it."
46998, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Okay. Hut! Hike!
46999, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself."
47000, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I almost don’t want to show this.  Just remember I’m a minute younger."
47001, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"No need to point, she knows who Ross is."
47002, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! I thought he’d love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
47003, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,"Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said ""yes."""
47004, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Chandler, where are your tools?"
47005, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Because they’ll know we’ve been listening.
47006, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey, Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
47007, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Something personal.
47008, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,Okay.
47009, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,So how did you know Francis?
47010, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, I…I d—"
47011, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,"Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly . Molly, Chandler, Joey."
47012, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Rachel,"Hey, who's this little naked guy?"
47013, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,What are you guys doing here?
47014, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,I love you.
47015, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,I have liver damage. Ow! Oh! 
47016, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Could I get some peanuts?
47017,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,That's not how you really feel is it?
47018, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, Hey!
47019, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I didn’t think girls ever just wanted a fling.
47020, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,Hey! You okay?
47021, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,We were just waxing our legs.
47022, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"Yeah? Joey really knows his art, huh?"
47023, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross, You like it right?
47024, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Uh actually, there-there was also that exchange student from Thailand but I-I don’t think he-he knew what it was."
47025, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I’m a big surprise."
47026, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Yeah?
47027, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Hey! Y’know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they’re supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!"
47028, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Okay!
47029, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,I got it.
47030, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I have a call in about that."
47031, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey, That sounds fair.
47032, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Archery?
47033, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
47034, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?"
47035, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,Fine. 
47036, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"I don’t believe we’ve met, Joey Tribbiani."
47037, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"But still, it’s a big change. The end of an era, you might say!"
47038, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. 
47039, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-hmm. Okay. Well then, could we reschedule? For say, Friday night perhaps at 8 o’clock?"
47040, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,Hi!
47041, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What?
47042, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,"Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?"
47043, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,I’ll get the hat.
47044, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Pheebs! 
47045, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Joey,'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.
47046, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff."
47047, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different."
47048, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, How are you doing this?
47049, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,YES!!!!!!!!
47050, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross, Hey!
47051, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?"
47052, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
47053, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I'm not talking about her..."
47054, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Okay, I'm not getting this!"
47055, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
47056, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Really?! Joey?! You don’t say.
47057, Central Perk,,9,Chandler, Hey!
47058, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah-yeah, we never had that,"
47059, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?
47060, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so Richard, Richard!"
47061, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi."
47062, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Okay come on Phoebe, it’s nothing! Monica, come on!"
47063, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. "
47064, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica," No-no-no, don’t-don’t do the accent. You’ve got to see her again."
47065, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,Hi!
47066, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,Where's your passport?
47067, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,Nice shooting!
47068, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,What?
47069, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh that is definitely Chandler, Joey, or Ross.  Or-or Rachel!"
47070, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, I mind, umm...."
47071, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,Hi!
47072, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
47073, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"God, look what I found in the drain."
47074, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"I don't know, you might be the first one."
47075, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,What's wrong with PBS?
47076, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,"Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit."
47077, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,That was my dad!
47078, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?"
47079, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,What stuff?
47080, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!"
47081, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,"Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?"
47082, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe, Hello?
47083, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
47084, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out."
47085, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until y’know, he screamed out Radisson at the end."
47086, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey, Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
47087, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," I hate to admit it, but you're probably right. How did you get to be so smart?"
47088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,"Uh, so anyway, we thought one of you could read something during the ceremony."
47089, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
47090, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"Okay, great!"
47091, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,What do you get? 
47092, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Well if you want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
47093, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,"Alright.  Yes, this is Rachel."
47094, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,You are just like Jack.
47095, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey, I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.
47096, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner.
47097, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Ross,"Okay, we could still make dinner if we skipped the appetisers and asked for our check right away."
47098, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?"
47099, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,"Oh, are we playing this?!"
47100, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Honey, I don’t like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?"
47101, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Another night of birdogging the chickas?
47102, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do."
47103, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Phoebe,Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh!  Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
47104, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Joey, I really don’t…"
47105, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Chandler,"Do you think that there’s a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as you’re driving into town there’s-there’s like a sign, and it says “You’re in Sample.” "
47106, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!"
47107, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
47108, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica, 'I am Bea.'
47109, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can’t have children!!"
47110, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,"How are ya? How are ya? Where are your babysitters, huh? Why's the bedroom door closed?"
47111, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Hi sweetie!
47112, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"No, not this time.  So... what'd you have?"
47113, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Right. Right. The wedding, gotcha. But I mean, it’s gonna start a little late right? I mean, weddings start late. Right?"
47114, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"I’ll tell you what Mon, I’ll give you the first box for free."
47115, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"Okay. Um…But—Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are definitely not getting back together."
47116, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, 9. "
47117, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,"So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?"
47118, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Instead of...?
47119, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Well maybe I love ya’.
47120, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, can I play too? I’ve never played football, like ever."
47121, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered."
47122, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,Really? You promise you won’t tell anyone?
47123, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,"Oh, hey."
47124, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross," Oh good, you haven't left yet."
47125, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross," So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?"
47126, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,"Oh, here I am, here's my big scene!"
47127, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross," No, Rach, no. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t have to think about it, in fact, I’ve decided, I’ve decided that, that it.......does."
47128, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,"Plus, you look cool."
47129, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,Yeah.
47130, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"No! No, that you and Rachel are engaged!"
47131, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Chandler,...He's in.
47132, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"Oh, I-I don’t think there’s any trail."
47133, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel, Oh. Oh! I can do it!
47134, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool."
47135, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Of course not, because you’re in love with her."
47136, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,"Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why don’t you tell us a little bit about your band?"
47137, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
47138, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh, wait-wait-wait…"
47139, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?"
47140, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Oh, thanks. Oh, you're the best. "
47141, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Joey, All right. Good deal.
47142, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,All right!  Isn't this a woman's hat?
47143, The Bings�,,9,Monica,Yes.
47144, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Good one, Rach."
47145, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,"Sure!  Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!"
47146, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Look, I’m sorry! But there’s nothing I can do, I think I’m in love with her!"
47147, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,"You are an amazing wife.  No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that."
47148, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Alright! Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks! And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office. "
47149, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, absolutely!"
47150, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,Huh... huh... what a loser! Some more wine? 
47151, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,Yes that’s right.
47152, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Hey!
47153, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Phoebe,Another lie. You have a sickness!
47154, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, Don't make me more nervous than I already am!
47155, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Wow! Uh…how are you?
47156, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,"Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole ‘Does it?’ part just another glance."
47157, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel, Would anybody like more coffee?
47158, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,Didn’t you two already talk?
47159, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross, Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.
47160, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out."
47161, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross, Hi. Where is everybody?
47162, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah?  Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you."
47163, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
47164, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,"Look, I’ll come to the party but I’m not dressing up."
47165, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week."
47166, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,"Yes you are! Oh, I am so proud of you!"
47167, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,Look! 
47168, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,Oh great!
47169, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,"Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!"
47170, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,It took two people to break up this relationship!!
47171, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!"
47172, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Good. Okay, I’m just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them."
47173, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Ross,Where in Cuba?
47174, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Rachel,"Awww, no, it's okay, we've actually known for a while."
47175, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica, Hey!
47176, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Joey, I really don’t…"
47177, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,Bye.  Are you still out there?
47178, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Ah. All right. But my French was good?
47179, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,How have you been?
47180, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,Unagi. I’m always aware.
47181, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother."
47182, Joey's apartment, ,6,Joey,
47183, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey,Movies?
47184, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever ."
47185, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,Joey's not going.
47186, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,Tails!
47187, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel, I think I am.
47188, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh my God, what!?"
47189, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay fine, y’know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide.  Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie."
47190, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Rachel,"Joey, that was formula."
47191, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Well, I know what I’m giving you for Christmas."
47192, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Oh there is no way.
47193, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
47194, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Okay. ""So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"""
47195, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Monica,Rachel?!
47196, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"I don't know... um, Grease?"
47197, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,I really think they’re out of rooms.
47198, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, All right.
47199, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"Hey! Uh, Phoebe’s not here is she?"
47200, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,.
47201, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I’m not invited to sleep-overs."
47202, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Original.
47203, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Pulling what? It’s second down.
47204, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Wow. That's almost as much as a new book.
47205, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Well it depends.
47206, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler, Well.... it is amouz-ing...
47207, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,Here.  At least I made ten bucks in my relationship.
47208, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Ready for your birthday lunch?
47209, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you can’t like it."
47210, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him."
47211, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Oh well, since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe."
47212, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,What?! 
47213, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah, because it is slim pickings. I had this date last night Yuck! But we should probably keep it down; she's still in the bedroom."
47214, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,Are you gay? 
47215, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?"
47216, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!"
47217, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,"Yeah! And I got it on sale, too."
47218, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids."
47219, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
47220, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Why, why, why didn’t you just say no!"
47221, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Well, let’s see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple."
47222, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,I want the little round waffles.
47223, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Ross,You think?
47224, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow."
47225, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine."
47226, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,We’re gonna climb Mt. Everest!
47227, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica," Hey, aren’t you up next?"
47228, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler, What about the birds?
47229, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,Hold on.
47230, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Honey, come on, I have to be at work in like ten minutes "
47231, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,Sit down.
47232, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,That was Joey!
47233, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,I got a maid. Yay!
47234, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Well, we never actually got to dinner."
47235, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Ross,Yeah that's the same.
47236, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross, Phoebe? Phoebe?
47237, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, it certainly worked for that Valdez kid."
47238, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,I know. I know. And she’s not only my friend; she’s my pregnant friend! She’s my pregnant friend who’s Ross’ ex!
47239, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,"Aww, man!"
47240, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound."
47241, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Francette? What is she? A couch?
47242, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Those are book ends! That's a great gift!
47243, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey,That sketch you mentioned? Might it have looked a little something like this? 
47244, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross,No! 
47245, Monica and Chandler's,  Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!,7,Rachel,
47246, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler.  Although I-I hope they don’t.
47247, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Well I’m sorry, I thought you said it was okay."
47248, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"Oh, that is so sweet. Well you didn't hang up either."
47249, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe," You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose."
47250, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
47251, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,Y’know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
47252, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,I’m Rachel Green.
47253, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  What?,4,Chandler,
47254, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!"
47255, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,What do you think you’re doing?
47256, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Let’s have Monica decide.
47257, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica, You're not on TV.
47258, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,I need to say goodbye to the table first.
47259, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
47260, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Yep!
47261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,"Uh actually Joey, it’s the Cretasous period."
47262, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didn’t wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
47263, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,She could be you.
47264, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,Hi there!
47265, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?"
47266, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,No. It's the one he's licking.
47267, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey,"Well uh, it's just that uh, y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends--and I’m not him."
47268, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,You and Rachel.
47269, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant.  So I guess she won’t be totally alone."
47270, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Shh!  Of course, why don’t we go inside?"
47271, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars."
47272, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,"Okay great, hold on a sec!  Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!"
47273, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Joey, It wasn’t that good.
47274, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Thank you!
47275, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,Oh! I knew it! What happened?
47276, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Yeah! Got it! 
47277, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Come here, come here. Uh,  ow! Emily, will you marry me?"
47278, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,Who cares? You're Rachel!  Who's Kip?
47279, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey, Hey! Is the show still on?
47280, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
47281, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"I don’t know. Y’know, they didn’t get us anything."
47282, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,What-what Richard thing?
47283, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,"Soon he’ll be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired."
47284, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,"Hey, buddy. How’s my favorite dog, huh? How’s my favorite dog?  Did you give him a beer?"
47285, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, Lizzie."
47286, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Uhh, 11!"
47287, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community."
47288, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe, Earl! I’m Phoebe.
47289, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,What?
47290, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Is that why you bought all this stuff?!  Well, y’know what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there’s a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I’m not gonna eat! You know why?!"
47291, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Ummmmmmmm, no."
47292, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,So now what do we do?
47293, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel," Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!"
47294, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,This is so huge.
47295, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey,Ross! Way to suck up to the family.
47296, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monica’s gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?"
47297, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I…want to have dinner with you tonight. That’s all."
47298, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,That’s it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
47299, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"No.  No, no, I'm not ready!  How can I be ready?  ""Hey, Rach!  You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?""  Come on, I can't do this!"
47300, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
47301, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,"No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, it’s all yours. "
47302, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?
47303, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I know when I’m 90 she’ll be like 80 and it won’t seem like such a big difference.
47304, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,"Woah, woah, that’s not pretty!"
47305, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,What?!
47306, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, it’s not a part, no. I’m teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension."
47307, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,What are you doing?
47308, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Joey,You’re right. Maybe I shouldn’t even go on the call back.
47309, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Rachel," I'm sorry, what?"
47310, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,Maybe.
47311, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
47312, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,"I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things."
47313, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something."
47314, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. , five, six, and seven!"
47315, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,Oh-oh-hey!
47316, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Would it really have been that easy?
47317, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel, You saw that?
47318, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! You guys, I’m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?"
47319, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know."
47320, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,There it is!
47321, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,There’s a lost and found? 
47322, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
47323, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"I messed up. Okay? I’m sorry, I really messed up."
47324, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,And what are you going to do for him?
47325, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Something just brushed up against my right leg!
47326, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,I guess so. 
47327, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,Yeah.
47328, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
47329, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross, What?
47330, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey!
47331, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,Could tonight be the Night?
47332, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Ross,Oh my God it’s just like I dreamed it!
47333, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Well, anyway, I got to go change, I’m ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks."
47334, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,"Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah."
47335, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
47336, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,So this is your office?
47337, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Joey,"Man, this is bad! And I’ve had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though.  ""Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."""
47338, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,Yes I am!!
47339, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,What?
47340, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,"Rach, you’re gonna come though aren’t you?"
47341, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Phoebe,I knew I should have married Chandler.
47342, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,"Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at woman’s breasts all the time!"
47343, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
47344, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Hey! 
47345, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross, Move in with me.
47346, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Joey,"Uh, well he’s 33."
47347, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country."
47348, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,"Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy."
47349, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say."
47350, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel, No! Joey!
47351, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.
47352, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,And a baby...
47353, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,"Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?"
47354, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,You broke up with a girl because she was fat?!
47355, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,Like uh y’know like this! This!  She-she could’ve made this!
47356, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul."
47357, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Well?
47358, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
47359, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,AH YEAAAAH!
47360, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,"Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?"
47361, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,Well that puts me in a difficult position.
47362, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,We took our apartment back!! 
47363, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Uma Thurman.
47364, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey,"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, ""Hey, how you doin’?"""
47365, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?"
47366, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks, Playstation, and that one for the phone company. In fact he was so good in that one, he actually convinced me to switch phone companies. Chandler was mad…."
47367, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel, yeah-yeah-yeah!!
47368, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Joey,I’m not answering that.
47369, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
47370, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,Say it!
47371, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Because it’s flattering! 
47372, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,"Y’know, it’ll be okay. It’ll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then we’ll tell ‘em."
47373, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,I know!
47374, Monica’s bedroom," Chandler is playing with the bed,",3,Chandler,"Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom!  All right, I’ll leave. My bed’s so boring."
47375, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
47376, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Ross,"Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do.  Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!"
47377, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,Pretty much.
47378, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Monica,"Erica, are you okay?"
47379, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right."
47380, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"Look uh, if we’re gonna do this…"
47381, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,"Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked me world! "
47382, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?
47383, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,Rachel's not here.
47384, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I don’t really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isn’t that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and they’re gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I can’t stop it! I can’t—I don’t own Ross! Y’know? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I can’t believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me."
47385, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,Hey! 
47386, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"I know. See, yes. That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways."
47387, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay."
47388, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Wh… wh…what?
47389, A Boardroom," Chandler’s meeting continues,",9,Chandler,Yep.
47390, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Hah, no no no no no no no no no no."
47391, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel, Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!
47392, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house."
47393, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,Hey!
47394, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"You’re not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you’re gonna eat here!"
47395, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Hey! What’s up?
47396, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did!"
47397, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Chandler, He has a gun!
47398, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,All right?  Thank you.
47399, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,This Alan again? How's it goin'?
47400, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,
47401, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,There I am.
47402, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"What? I can't do that! I have the baby, and Ross is not gonna pick her up for another hour."
47403, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel, Whoa-ho.
47404, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh, wow thanks!  Oh you’re in real estate!"
47405, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel, Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! She’s coming!
47406, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,I'm not! I'm making it easier! Pick me!
47407, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,Don't you mean..groomy?
47408, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Wha...  What? What would give you that idea?
47409, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, wait!"
47410, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,What? You never said anything about an audition!
47411, Joey's apartment," Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter, Joey is holding mr, Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus,",9,Joey,Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
47412, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Who? Two divorces and Joey?!
47413, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Sorry.
47414, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Phoebe?
47415, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
47416, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Well, I’m a spud…"
47417, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Rachel,"Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan."
47418, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel, What happened to you? Why didn’t you come up?
47419, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler, Yeah.
47420, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Oh my God, we did it! "
47421, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,No!
47422, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU.  Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?"
47423, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,"Unless…  You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!"
47424, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Hey! Okay, so I thought we’d start with my make up and then do my hair."
47425, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"""The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."""
47426, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee?  Oh, look at that."
47427, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"All right that’s it, school is in session! "
47428, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
47429, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Really?
47430, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,What?
47431, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler,Monica and I are engaged.
47432, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Chandler,Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
47433, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler," Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?"
47434, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Joey,"Don’t you ah, don’t you wanna ask me any questions?"
47435, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
47436, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"No-no-no, I’m serious. You don’t smell it? Something’s on fire."
47437, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.
47438, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Well, you can understand, given how we started."
47439, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey," That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!"
47440, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,"Joey, you have got to take this back!"
47441, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,Joey let me ask you a question. What does this light switch do?
47442, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Monica,Hey!
47443, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don’t have that kind of money!"
47444, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe," Hey, Rachel!!"
47445, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,And you don't a little good about donating the money?
47446, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!"
47447, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
47448, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
47449, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I guess it is.  So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her."
47450, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- "
47451, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you."
47452, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,And why wouldn't he get it?
47453, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter."
47454, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,"Uh, it's 230 in the morning!"
47455, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica, Licorice?
47456, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, why not?"
47457, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Okay, look I need your help, I don’t know what to get her for Valentine’s Day."
47458, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"All right! Thanks! You’re the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?"
47459, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"All right, I’ll see you downstairs then."
47460, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey, Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
47461, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Morning!
47462, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"It’s left sweetie, but that’s okay sweetie, that’s a tough one."
47463, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,"Well I don’t know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want.  With your permission."
47464, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Oh wow! Okay man, I’m sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad."
47465, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,How about just the bridemaids?
47466, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,Okay and he hasn’t proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
47467, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Hey, y’know what?"
47468, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Um, is it sugarless?"
47469, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Phoebe,"You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato."
47470, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,I mean don’t you trust her?
47471, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,Yeah?
47472, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
47473, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it’s a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! "
47474, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Phoebe,Not if you were here.
47475, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,Um-hmm.
47476, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ninety percent of a women’s pheromones come out the top of her head! That’s why, that’s why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them!  Oh come on Ross, you’re a scientist."
47477, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, you are 12 years older than her."
47478, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey, She’s not crazy is she?
47479, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,I had a great time.  It was really top drawer. And here's something rich thirteen bathrooms in this place... I threw up in the coat closet... Ta taaa...
47480, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me."
47481, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy."
47482, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,Me too.
47483, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,No?
47484, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,She’s my favorite character on DOOL.
47485, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey, Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
47486, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,Are you crazy?
47487, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica,"Guys, you got your hair cut."
47488, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,So you still hadn't heard from Emily?
47489, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Peanut butter!
47490, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Sure! Just give me a second to get all huffy and weird like you! Do you believe that who ever
47491, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,"Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean what’s more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart."
47492, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,What are you talkin’ about? I never left you! You’ve always been my agent!
47493, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air.  Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone…"
47494, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,"No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados."
47495, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,What you got?
47496, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong."
47497, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,What if I smack my head on the concrete?
47498, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didn’t propose."
47499, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross."
47500, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay so you mean no as in, ""Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."""
47501, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .
47502, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"I’m sorry. I’m-I’m-I’m sorry that I said I was going to when I’m not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isn’t Rachel’s fault. It’s me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy,  mascara goop. And I’m really sorry, it’s just that this is not, this isn’t going to work out."
47503, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight."
47504, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler, We're teeth people Zack!
47505, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,"Yes, but we have to be fast."
47506, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Yeah.
47507, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross," Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!"
47508, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,What are you doing?
47509,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message.  ""Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"""
47510, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,What is it?! What about Pete?
47511, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup."
47512, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,I’ll go with you.
47513, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,"Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out."
47514, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,I don’t have any issues with my Father.
47515, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,What?! You totally get embarrassed!
47516, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?"
47517, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,I would say that.
47518, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Rachel,What the hell was that?!
47519, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross, Now come on!
47520, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,London is stupid! Stupid!
47521, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica," Rachel, I need to borrow—You’re not packed!!!! You’re not packed even a little bit!"
47522, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,What are you doing?
47523, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!"
47524, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,Hey!
47525, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah... Ogh... Okay, fine. You made your point. Can you please just be Mike Hannigan again?"
47526, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,"That’s right, I love you! And-and I’m gonna play with you all the time."
47527, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,Because I cared enough to lie!
47528, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,You're kidding!
47529, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Well, we used there’s up last night making scary faces."
47530, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,Ow!
47531, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"You’re not, what do you, what do you got a bionic foot?"
47532, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe, With what?
47533, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, it’s the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. "
47534, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?"
47535, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"I see, I see, y-y-you're trying to freak me out."
47536, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Chandler,"Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got pants that need to be altered."
47537, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Okay. 
47538, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,"Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?"
47539, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Ross,The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? 
47540, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,That's so sweet.
47541, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother."
47542, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,"I just, I feel, I-I just..."
47543, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, Would you just open it?
47544, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Oh y'know what, we don’t have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!"
47545, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Okay.
47546, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,....yeah... what else?
47547, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,
47548, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I’ll get it. "
47549, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe, Hi Monica.
47550, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!"
47551, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up."
47552, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Hey, I washed those!"
47553, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,All we’re saying is don’t rush into anything.
47554, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,"
47555, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,Mine?  Right here?
47556, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"All right Chandler, you’re up."
47557, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I do, yeah."
47558, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler," Oh, well…"
47559, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"What? Yeah! Sure! Uh, look at the uh, the reason…—Is it hot in here?"
47560, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,Tah-daaah!
47561, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,You mean like this? 
47562, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica," Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!"
47563, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,ADRIENNE TURNER!! 
47564, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,I cannot sleep in a public place.
47565, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Buffay is spelled B-U-F-F-A-Y.
47566, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Wow! Uh okay, well uh… "
47567, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Chandler,You got it.  You got Nevada twice.
47568, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,I'm parked in a garage on Morton!
47569, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Dessert?
47570, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,Huh?
47571, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,I don't know all the words.
47572, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica," Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?"
47573, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,"Come here.  Okay, be right back."
47574, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,All right! 
47575, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might  end up hurting."
47576, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Ross,"Hey, I need a ticket."
47577, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,"Aw, I’m sorry sweetie that she doesn’t feel the same way."
47578, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Okay! All right! Let's do it!
47579, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Rachel,"Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?"
47580, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,OK. 
47581, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice."
47582, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! 
47583, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,"Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?"
47584, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
47585, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,Shoot!
47586, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form."
47587, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Chandler,Mine was a humdinger
47588, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. "
47589, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,What?! What else did he say?
47590, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Phoebe,I’m so sorry.
47591, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"No, no, really, I’ve got to take the car back anyway, I’m spending all day tomorrow with Ben, It’s fine, no guilt I promise."
47592, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM?"
47593, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm,  y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-if—are you sure there's just not anything else?"
47594, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Hey.
47595, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"Okay.  Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. That’s been one heck of a see-saw hasn’t it?"
47596, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe, Yeah me too.
47597, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
47598, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Deal!
47599, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?"
47600, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. "
47601, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,Yes!!
47602, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,
47603, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Joey,Yeah. I guess so.
47604, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want"
47605, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"I know, I just thought it would be fun."
47606, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Look, I’m telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which is when I started smoking in the first place."
47607, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Rachel,Oh I don’t-I don’t know.
47608, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,I never stopped loving you.
47609, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,"Oh! That’s great, they haven’t seen the place since I moved in!"
47610, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,Here we go again.
47611, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I can’t believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!"
47612, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Yeah.
47613, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Wow! How'd you get in there?
47614, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"No I’m serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you."
47615, Central Perk,,10,Joey, JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!
47616, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Okay.
47617, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"All right—Ooh! Oh dead God, save me!"
47618, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,What are you doing?!
47619, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Phoebe,Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke.
47620, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Oh, it’s not just that, I would be England’s most powerful weapon. Jet setting heartbreaker on her majesty’s secret service. A man who fears no one; with a license to kill.  Would Monica let me wear this?"
47621, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe," Oooh, is daddy getting angry? Is daddy gonna spank me?"
47622, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"Ok, well, who identified the tone of this restaurant as pretentious comma garlicky?"
47623, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica, What do I do?
47624, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,Morning.
47625, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"All right, be my guest."
47626, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Ross,"Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus."
47627, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,Six? I just had it for one night. It’s three.
47628, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Joey,"I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?"
47629, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,"Awww, one of my students got an audition. I’m so proud."
47630, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
47631, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,Then why didn’t you tell me to do that?!!
47632, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Monica,She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
47633, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,
47634, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Wow, you’re, you’re right. I have a horrible, horrible name."
47635, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!"
47636, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Well then, you should look with us."
47637, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, ‘Hummina-hummina-hummina.’ "
47638, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!"
47639, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Oh, no problem."
47640, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,You know the hotels?
47641, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"We got locked out of the apartment, we �"
47642, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?
47643, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,Oh my God!
47644, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"Okay fine! Fine! Then you know what, I’ll just write about Phyllis! Hmm!"
47645, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel," Oh no-no, no-no, they don’t want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store."
47646, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"All right so Earl, let’s just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-there’s gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?"
47647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,Really?!
47648, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Chandler, sense the tone!!"
47649, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it."
47650, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica," Okay, I’ve got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?"
47651, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,Not really.
47652, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,You are just the sweetest. 
47653, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Pretty much, yeah."
47654, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"All right! Man, this is unbelievable!"
47655, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?"
47656, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey,Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!
47657, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel, And I will see you tomorrow!
47658, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,You got me.
47659, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Hey.
47660, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!"
47661, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread. "
47662, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Well, she’s out of town so, there’s gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is."
47663, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,"O-okay.  So, is she gonna take the test?"
47664, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,"Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us."
47665, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Emma? Emma? Look at me! Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while."
47666, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault."
47667, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler, But I think we should tell her.
47668, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,This is not good for my rage. 
47669, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey," I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer."
47670, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.
47671, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Oh no. Dad! Dad! What… Oh God…everything’s ruined! Dad, she’s gonna be crushed!"
47672, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,How long has it been this time?
47673, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you."
47674, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,And they love me!
47675, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Oh my god.
47676, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Um, no."
47677, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,30 seconds.
47678, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I like my job."
47679, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,Dad?
47680, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
47681, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,"That’s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you don’t believe me, please, by my guest."
47682, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Ho! Ho! Ho!
47683, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Now Ben, sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside, but they have famous fathers."
47684, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross," Look, I’m sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just don’t want to be divorced three times."
47685, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants."
47686, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs!"
47687, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.
47688, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Chandler, Hey!
47689, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents."
47690, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Chandler,You’re turning into a woman.
47691, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,Ross?
47692, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,It's nice that he has someone.
47693, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Hey, did you get the turkey basted—Oh my God! Oh my God!  Who is that?"
47694, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your-  -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture."
47695, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,Absolutely. Just give me your breast and we'll be on our way.
47696, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Phoebe,"Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go! Go little boy, go!"
47697, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Joey,"Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. "
47698, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,What?!
47699, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? 
47700, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,It’s…still beautiful.
47701, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Good weird?
47702, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?"
47703, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross, He stinks!
47704, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey, Mmmm. Good.
47705, The Mr, Bowmont ,7,Joey,
47706, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,
47707, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey, Don't do it!
47708, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross, Hey!
47709, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,Who?
47710, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Hi.
47711, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you."
47712, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Well certain other people take two hours to eat a bowl of soup!
47713, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,"You’re right, this is more fun."
47714, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"It’s just, my part seemed to be over pretty quickly and then, and then there was a lot of waiting around."
47715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Chandler, will you just come in already?"
47716, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?"
47717, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Honey, it’s gonna be okay."
47718, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right, we still have a minute and a half to go, and we’re down by two points. Two points....  Phoebe you do a button-hook again. Rachel, you go long."
47719, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!"
47720, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,What?
47721, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.
47722, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey," So, why are you still wearing it?"
47723, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Rachel,Why not?
47724, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,"Sorry, I just don’t like the idea of when I say, ""I do,"" he’s thinking, ""Yeah, I’d do her too!"""
47725, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Oh well, hey, Joey’s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he’ll be there."
47726, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,"I can’t talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!"
47727, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Monica," Gee, I don’t know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!"
47728, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,"I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!"
47729, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Well, at least that’s a great suit."
47730, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey."
47731, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Ross,
47732, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas...."
47733, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,"Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great."
47734, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Then all your stuff would be here.
47735, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...
47736, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Oww!! My ankle! I really hurt my ankle! I think I twisted it when I—Ooh, a quarter!"
47737, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was."
47738, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,What’s the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandler’s!
47739, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Joey,I know
47740, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,Phoebe?
47741, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,"So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... "
47742, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,"Of course, yeah!"
47743, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,"Rach, Rach, knock knock."
47744, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,Career counselor?
47745, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Okay? 
47746, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Good for you. That was really mature.
47747, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Rehearse it!
47748, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Uh-Huh, Which is...?"
47749, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Uh, eleven, eleven and a half."
47750, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,What?!!
47751, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no Rach, please, don’t be sorry. Okay? Don’t be sorry.  Y’know I was only kidding you."
47752, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"I think it’s great that you work here. You’re going to make a lot of money, and here’s your first tip Don’t eat yellow snow. . Ah ha ha, 215, coffeehouse."
47753, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,Relax! You’ll be fine.  Oh much better. You’re invisible now.
47754, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Oh.
47755, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting."
47756, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,Whazzup??
47757, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, What are you doing?
47758, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And you’re writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, ""I will always be with you,"" and you still can’t shed one tiny tear, I know you’ll be crying a river inside."
47759, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes."
47760, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,"Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, she’s gonna love me."
47761, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,"What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?"
47762, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,"No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination."
47763, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"No-no, I-I really don’t want to talk about it! I don’t! "
47764, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this . I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…"
47765, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross," Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?"
47766, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Joey,"No! Forget her, man! You don’t need her, you don’t need that!"
47767, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,What happened?
47768, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami."
47769, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,Okay.
47770, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
47771, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Yeah. Sure. 
47772, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hi.
47773, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her.
47774, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,There was nudity!
47775, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"That's, that's funny. Change!"
47776, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Okay. Well, I think the centerpieces are too big"
47777, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Oh, yeah."
47778, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party."
47779, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Jill?
47780, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Monica,"Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles."
47781, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?"
47782, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Chandler,"When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?"
47783, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe," That's off, right?"
47784, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Well, last time I saw him he was heading out the door with the bride’s maid and a bucket of strawberries. So uh, you’re not still upset about what that guy told ya are ya?"
47785, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Monica,All you had to do was buy the card!
47786, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,We make fire. Cook meat.
47787, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first.  Okay, somebody call it this time."
47788, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Yeah!
47789, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," No, here's your mail."
47790, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Well y'know, I’ve been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a ‘take notice’ walk."
47791, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,"God. You seem really, really nice."
47792, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,"Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?"
47793, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Chandler, I’m not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. "
47794, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!"
47795, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!"
47796, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out! "
47797, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,"Y'know I don’t, I don’t understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin’ her boob."
47798, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,Hi. 
47799, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Hmm, I don’t know. We really have to talk this through."
47800, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesn’t give us the right to erase his message!
47801, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Yeah.
47802, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Rach, wait, I can cancel..."
47803, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,"One, two, three, four!"
47804, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Chandler," Hey, my Father’s house does that!"
47805, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
47806, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica,A kiss? What are you talking about?
47807, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Hey so, did uh, did she move out?"
47808, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,"Hi! All right, let’s go shoppin’!!"
47809, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!"
47810, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?"
47811, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,You thought about that?
47812, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler."
47813, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"I guess that makes sense. So, you think you’re going to talk to him?"
47814, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?  Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!"
47815, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,
47816, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,"Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!"
47817, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,In the closet.
47818, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Well what are we going to do?
47819, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Okay. I’ll be right there.
47820, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat."
47821, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,....I have to go to China.
47822, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,
47823, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Chandler,I like her.
47824, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I don’t know.
47825, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,Hey!
47826, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,Oh my God! That's wild!
47827, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,What?
47828, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math."
47829, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry. "
47830, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,Good-bye muscles!!
47831, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh!  Oh by the way?
47832, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,I’m sorry but…nothing.
47833, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe,Wow!
47834, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Phoebe knows about us!
47835, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"Thank you, Pheebs!"
47836, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Monica,Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. It’s about being with the people that you love.
47837, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Well then who?
47838, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Whoa, dude, look out! You almost crushed my hat! "
47839, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Yeah-eah-ha!
47840, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,Oh I don’t know honey. It’s gonna be really late.
47841, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great."
47842, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,She answered.
47843, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"No, I’m good."
47844, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Damnit! Is there no mystery left in romance anymore!?
47845, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,Can we see her?
47846, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Ross,
47847, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel!  Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him."
47848, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody."
47849, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Hit me! 
47850, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"If she’s no fun, why do you want to date her at all?"
47851, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Rachel,"Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!"
47852, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Thank you Joey. You know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
47853, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!!"
47854, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool. "
47855, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,Yeah?
47856, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. "
47857, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Phoebe,"You’re Elizabeth’s father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness."
47858, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you are crazy! I'm sorry, but she sounded generally upset! I mean, listen! "
47859, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,You al-you already had it?
47860, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?"
47861, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,"So umm, does it?"
47862, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes."
47863, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Ross,Y’know what? I don’t like you without mom. 
47864, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Monica,I really like to say that I’m-um… 
47865, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,I was in charge of the cameras! Gift shop?
47866, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,"Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight."
47867, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?"
47868, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Emma.
47869, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe, I sleep with him!
47870, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,Okay.
47871, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Hmm, care to make it interesting? I’ll bet you that she’ll have it by this time tomorrow."
47872, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Yeah, she's gonna live with me!"
47873, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross,"No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives."
47874, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I love paper mache! What did you make?"
47875, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,We don’t have to come up with this now.
47876, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Smaller than that.
47877, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler, Is this him?
47878, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh well then, so I’m just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger."
47879, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"Well, now I do!!"
47880, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"Oh no, how?"
47881, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,How ya doin’?
47882, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,Sure! Here. 
47883, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,Dude!
47884, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldn’t go with Mark?"
47885, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,"Oh yeah, she’s-she’s amazing. And-and she’s so much fun. And! Y’know what? When I’m with her, I’m fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes.  She’s leaving in two days, I don’t have to do it."
47886, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Okay.
47887, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,"Well, if it helps there were only three. So it would just be for tonight, right?"
47888, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,You got it.
47889, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,Really you can do that?
47890, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Yeah well we should order some food then.
47891, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, I know..."
47892, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Okay, one...two..."
47893, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
47894, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross,Well I…I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! 
47895, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,Sure! It flushes it.
47896, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica," Y'know what, what if we’re friends who don’t see other people?"
47897, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,"Not really, I got to drag him around too! "
47898, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,"Hey dad, what's up?  Oh God. Ross, it's Nana."
47899, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,I think Saturday—.
47900, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?"
47901, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Rachel,Where's Chandler?
47902, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Hi…
47903, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Ok.
47904, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
47905, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,"Oh, of course!"
47906," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Chickens?
47907, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Thank you.
47908, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,Don't you want to look through the rest?
47909, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Hit me. 
47910, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, no, no, but..."
47911, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,Uh.
47912, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,Thanks. But maybe later.
47913, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Let me see that.  Oh, yeah."
47914, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,Or Joseph.
47915, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross," Oh man, this is hilarious."
47916, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"Well, I guess you’re right. Maybe, maybe I’ll take her down to the incinerator. It’s gonna be so said, and kinda cool.  She’s heeled!"
47917, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe, Nice!
47918, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,You mean scared.
47919, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Monica,Thank you. My hair is very amused.
47920, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,"Mhm, maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard!"
47921, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,Well then you’re going to have to take her out again.
47922, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, is that spelled with a ‘C’ or a ‘K’? Oh my God! It doesn’t matter; they’re both great!"
47923, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, yeah, ok.  Oh, OK."
47924, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,Hey!
47925, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,"Ohh, okay, how about five.  Ohh, thank you."
47926, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"He is my girlfriend’s father, okay? It’s-it’s, it’s weird!"
47927, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?  You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?"
47928, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"No wait! Just—Okay—Just wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Don’t make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week."
47929, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Yeah, listen, before I forget that side is still wet."
47930, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing.  Can I get some water?"
47931, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,Is something wrong?
47932, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Ross,"Really. It's always been you, Rach."
47933, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, Wow...definitely just Drake...
47934, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy."
47935, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Nah, just me. All alone.  Dinner for six for one, uh, you boys are about to see something really special."
47936, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Yeah. But a part of me also can’t wait ‘til it’s over. Chandler and I have this pact not to have sex again until the wedding.
47937, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?"
47938, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,You do?!
47939, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,"Hard to tell, I was naked."
47940, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler,Pheebs!!
47941, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Give me the bag.
47942, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,She didn’t photograph well!
47943, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"I mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? I guess I’m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys."
47944, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,Here? In the hall? What are we animals?
47945, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"What? No, I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out?"
47946, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Yeah! Okay. 
47947, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
47948, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"It's ""Bolero"" from ""10""."
47949, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Monica, Let's get past the moment.
47950, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating."
47951, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Well what do I know?! I’m not a doctor!
47952, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,I guess I wanted to keep it  as a souvenir.
47953, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Well, not really. I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou."
47954, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,"How could it not be? I mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership."
47955, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"What are you, what are you talking about? How did this happen?"
47956, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,Oh hey Rach!
47957, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Wait a minute, I see what's happening here. You're threatened. "
47958, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on that’s-that’s crazy—I mean that’s crazy. So what’s-what’s going on with you? What is going on with you?"
47959, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died."
47960, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Yeah! Wow, your like from a whole other country."
47961, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Monica,"Four, please. "
47962, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
47963, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"Oh! What a game, huh?"
47964, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"The one with the cat. I gotta go, I’ve got another date."
47965, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!"
47966, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Excuse me?!
47967, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,Me too!
47968, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Hey, cute jacket!"
47969, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"See uh, that’s-that’s actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is."
47970, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,Great scene yeah?
47971, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,It’s 930 in the morning!
47972, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,Like buddies.
47973, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,Hey.
47974, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross, Hey Janice!
47975, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"She was like 30, dark hair, attractive."
47976, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Rach! We weren’t gonna miss our friends getting married!
47977, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,Santa pants.  Santa Claus’s pants.
47978, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Phoebe, Yes.
47979, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Chandler! Chandler!
47980, back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler," The wife says ""Hi!""."
47981, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it."
47982, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,Yeah.
47983, Mac’s Office," Mac is talking to C,H,E,E,S,E, about their case,",6,Joey,"Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E."
47984, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Hi! Oh my gosh!
47985, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Chandler,
47986, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Phoebe,"So, I guess this is it."
47987, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! That's so nice...
47988, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"David, I'm pretending to read here!!"
47989, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,What?!
47990, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and you’re all invited! 
47991, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler, You're naked in this picture!
47992, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.
47993, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,"Well actually, I’m picking Ben up tomorrow, maybe he’ll be there."
47994, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Ross,What is it?
47995, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
47996, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross,You do?
47997, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!"
47998, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,You're gonna do it?
47999, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Hey!
48000, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,Why?!
48001, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,Oh Joey!
48002, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Oh my god, you're right!"
48003, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,You’re just staring into space.
48004, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I’m gonna call her.
48005, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore."
48006, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"No, I don’t want to tell anybody else because I don’t want Monica to find out."
48007, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Damn it! Rookie mistake!
48008, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor."
48009, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Brrrrrrr!
48010, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe,"Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined."
48011, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,Thank you.
48012, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Monica,"We’re really sorry, but um, she did ask us first."
48013, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Okay. 
48014, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,You are gonna be a huge star! I’m gonna hug ya!
48015, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,Well then you’re going to have to take her out again.
48016, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Oh good!
48017, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler," Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!"
48018, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,
48019, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it."
48020, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"What's the matter, Pheebs?"
48021, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,I know. My arm is killing me.
48022, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"No, you’re not an idiot, Ross. You’re a guy very much in love."
48023, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?"
48024, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Why?
48025, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel,But he has to know how I feel!
48026, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
48027, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,Tonight.
48028, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,
48029, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.
48030, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Chandler,"Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?"
48031, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!"
48032, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Yeah. 
48033, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.
48034, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Oh it was great. Yeah, you get to say stuff like, ’Hey, the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you.’"
48035, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,Its back in cage!
48036, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Oh! My hero! What happened?
48037, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"Well  I’m wanna hear it, because she keeps doing this."
48038, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"Okay, knock yourself out, Larry."
48039, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, Ode To A Pubic Hair?"
48040, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Joey,Hi!
48041, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Chandler,You put your fist through the wall?
48042, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,"Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee."
48043, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"No! No! Not, Paris."
48044, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because she’s the only who’s impartial, and she’s so pretty."
48045, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,I guess you don't.
48046, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica, What?!
48047, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica, Could you not look?
48048, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Oh well. It probably would’ve been the most constructive solution.
48049, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Ross?!
48050, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"All right, wait! Come on! Just wait one second! There has to be something that I can do! Something! If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down.  What?"
48051, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,I’m actually with her on this one.
48052, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica," Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if it’s positive, we’re gonna…"
48053, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Yeah, no, me neither."
48054, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Joey,
48055, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. "
48056, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Well, I’m, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?"
48057, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,So basically all nuts?
48058, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,Which one do you have?
48059, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,What? So now I’m not allowed to fire him?
48060, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."
48061, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,I knooow.
48062, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Rach, you’re killin’ us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!"
48063, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,Oh yes!
48064, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Chandler,"So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?"
48065, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hey! How was basketball?
48066, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.
48067, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Sure!
48068, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson."
48069, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"Oh, no!"
48070, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel, Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
48071, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Hi. 
48072, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"That sucks! That's not a trip! I just came from the park! What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park? ""Well, it's right by my house, all right!"""
48073, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,What are the odds? What are the odds?
48074, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyone’s name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames. Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt."
48075, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Oh, I hate this story."
48076, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me."
48077, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Here comes another contraction.
48078, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,You mean they like you.
48079, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, it’s just y’know that something like this would never to like The Hulk, y’know…"
48080, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,"Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?"
48081, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,What?!
48082, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross," Well, you have fun tonight."
48083, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am."
48084, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,"I just wanted to come by and y’know, wish you good luck on your date."
48085, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!"
48086, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Bye!
48087, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,Hi.
48088, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isn't the ideal way to something....
48089, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey, The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty...
48090, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,I never had a bike of my own.
48091, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler,"All right, how about we, how ‘bout we sell it."
48092, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
48093, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,"I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays."
48094, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,I won’t boss you around.
48095, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,"Well, I guess that's something."
48096, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,Take it.
48097, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,Is that what you’re thinking about right now?
48098, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"But Joey, I don’t think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean——Or he does."
48099, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?"
48100, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Or not, whatever."
48101, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh my God! That’s huge!  Wait a minute, why come I wasn’t invited? And who was going to be your best man? Don’t say, ""Ross."" Do not say, ""Ross."""
48102, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady."
48103, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.
48104, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Rachel,Bob Buttons?
48105, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,Ohh. 
48106, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash. "
48107, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,"So technically, would this person be in the wedding?"
48108, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,What do you do with your money now?
48109, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"I’m sorry honey, I’m just having a, having a rough day."
48110, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey, I slept with Monica.
48111, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,Yeah.
48112, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler, Really?! Joe? What would you do if you were in Ross’s situation?
48113, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,"Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends."
48114, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,Interesting.
48115, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind of order. Y’know alphabetically or by genre?"
48116, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler," Oh, well…"
48117, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!
48118, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah!"
48119, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,What?!
48120, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Joey, Morning. We ready to go?
48121, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
48122, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,Sure.
48123, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Hi.
48124, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,Enjoy!
48125, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Then it's okay! 
48126, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,What is that?
48127, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,"Come on look guys, don't fight."
48128, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,Okay.
48129, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,So you’re never actually going to pay me back?
48130, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross, Not nice enough.
48131, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh!
48132, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Yeah.
48133, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," You’re right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line."
48134, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Phoebe,Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me?  OH!! Demon!! Demon!!
48135, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,That's right!
48136, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note ""Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"""
48137, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,I have actually not heard of that.
48138, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, you’re so sweet.  Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?"
48139, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Chandler,"I dunno what it is, it just doesn’t quite feel like Christmas to me."
48140, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,I am freaking out!
48141, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,Even with me?
48142, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,THAT'S NOT ME!
48143, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,"Duh, where've you been?"
48144, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Sophisticated like a hooker?
48145, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says ""El-moo""!  Yeah... that's a funny cup!"
48146, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,What?!
48147, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Oh please!  You’re gonna say things now, aren’t ya?"
48148, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,Wow! I thought you would be a little more shocked.
48149, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,C'mon up.
48150, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,What’s the matter?
48151, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Is the window open? Because if there�s a window open, a bird could fly in there."
48152, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey,"You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray."
48153, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward."
48154, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Are you trying to get everybody divorced?
48155, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery, you know, to pick up a couple of dozen Linzer torts for someone…  … when outta nowhere this thug with a pipe jumps out and says ""Gimme your money, punk!"""
48156, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"Oh yeah, let me just finish this."
48157, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
48158, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Hey.
48159, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Prove it.
48160, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey," Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner."
48161, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,Hey.
48162, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Yeah. O-okay.
48163, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler," Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch."
48164, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Okay.
48165, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,"Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!"
48166, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,What?
48167, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,Your own boat?
48168, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,What? We're never gonna make it!
48169, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,"Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he’s so cheap, he’d never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? "
48170, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Why are you dressed as a gladiator?
48171, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,"Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?"
48172, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?"
48173, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,Oh!
48174, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,Why would the baby creep me out?
48175, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. 
48176, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,Have you seen Chandler?!
48177, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy!  Huh, am I having a boy?"
48178, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.
48179, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Y’know what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, it’s not absolutely vital that you live with us."
48180, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster."
48181, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?
48182, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Oh, give me! "
48183, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Oh-oh, were you, were you watching?"
48184, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey listen, so when’s-when’s my audition? I mean I know it’s Thursday, but what time?"
48185, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
48186, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Fifteen.
48187, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,Were you guys making fun of Parker?
48188, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"All right, let’s be practical, if Ross isn’t willing to do it, he’s not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler—Chandler is good!"
48189, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Sssshhhh!
48190, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Okay. Let’s bring it in.
48191, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,But honey you don't have to.
48192, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,This is embarrassing. 
48193, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, wait a minute, we haven’t pre…"
48194, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking."
48195, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Thank you. So how-how ‘bout you, are-are you seeing anybody?"
48196, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,"Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife."
48197, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Chandler,Okay. 
48198, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,What?
48199, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Chandler,"Well, either that or uh…"
48200, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Just, just say what you feel."
48201, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"From you?  Yes, please!"
48202, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Rachel,"Okay.  Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really..."
48203, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"Okay, great. "
48204, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, she sees him! Oh, they’re hugging!"
48205, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Okay, okay, we were on the ride along with Gary, right?"
48206, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ross, don’t. Ross!"
48207, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Monica,"Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because I’m going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter."
48208, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,"Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun."
48209, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Phoebe,We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!
48210, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Okay,  fine. Come dinosaur, we’re not welcome in the house of no imagination."
48211, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, never cheat on Rachel."
48212, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,I never stop thinking about it.
48213, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,No.
48214, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,You dropped it off?
48215, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!"
48216, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah I think I’m gonna find my own place."
48217, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!"
48218, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Monica,What's with the guitar?
48219, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Oh, she’s got you running errands, y’know, picking up wedding dresses…  Wah-pah!"
48220, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Well maybe you're going about this the wrong way. You know I mean think about it. Single white male, divorced three times,"
48221, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross,What are you doing here?!
48222, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,"Ohh, he left his cell phone."
48223, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"Oh, Come on!"
48224, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,"My God, Joey!"
48225, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I was kidding.
48226, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Joey,Needs some clothes altered?
48227, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Well, what if all my stuff was here?"
48228, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,Please tell me you got the message!
48229, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,You can't have it.
48230, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-life’s gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?"
48231, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?"
48232, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'know—Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?"
48233, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"All right, that’s it!  Come—you—no! You are in big trouble young man!"
48234, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe," Oh, well hello there."
48235, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,"When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?"
48236, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was ""My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."""
48237, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,"Well, what would we be doing?"
48238, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,Rachel!! Come on! Let me in!
48239, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,Yeah...
48240, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,Yeah?
48241, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler," I’m your only chance to have a baby. Okay, let’s go."
48242, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
48243, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.
48244, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
48245, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
48246, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,What are you shushing?
48247, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!"
48248, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she actually has a boyfriend y’know herself, named Clark. Uh, she also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too."
48249, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore."
48250, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Rachel!
48251, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Not you.
48252, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. "
48253, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,"Awww, one of my students got an audition. I’m so proud."
48254, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
48255, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,"What, Rach?"
48256, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,Eh? We’ll show him!
48257, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,Ok.
48258, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,Fine! We’ll ask Phoebe.
48259, Barry's Office," the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair,",1,Rachel,"I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that."
48260, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Ross,Em-Emily? 
48261, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of..."
48262, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,"Oh, DAMN IT!"
48263, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"But still, it’s a big change. The end of an era, you might say!"
48264, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel, Uh! The police!
48265, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,Yes!
48266, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack..."
48267, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!"
48268, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,Hi Pheebs!
48269, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!"
48270, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Phoebe,"Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?"
48271, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,What?  Why are you laughing?!
48272, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sound good?"
48273, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,
48274, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler," Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?"
48275, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Are any of you guys free tonight? My boss is hosting this charity event for underprivileged kids and the more people I bring, the better I look. So, Monica? Chandler?"
48276, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?"
48277, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross, Huh...
48278, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,Hey! 
48279, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey, Mmmm. Good.
48280, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica, Do you want our guy to be your guy?
48281, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,Ok fine. I'll handle this.  Phoebe?
48282, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,Who's Rick?
48283, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Okay.
48284, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,"All right, what about the third guy?"
48285, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?"
48286, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,"Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me."
48287, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Definitely roses.  But Lilies are the clear choice.
48288, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"You're not serious, right?"
48289, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler," Okay, here we go."
48290, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross," Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?"
48291, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Really?!
48292, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah... yeah."
48293, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,There's a forest right outside.
48294, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girl’s bodies, waking up next to people you don’t even know…"
48295, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,That guy’s still doing that?!
48296, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,"Okay, see now I’m scared because I don’t actually think you’re kidding."
48297, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,What are you guys doing?
48298, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,I just lost a whole year of my life.
48299, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Na-uh, I am!"
48300, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made that up!"
48301, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,That’s a good idea.
48302, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,Are you going to do it?
48303, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit."
48304, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Hey!
48305, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Where’s that?
48306, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,How could you have told her?
48307, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"Oh come on, not again."
48308, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey, Can we come it yet?! We’re dying out here!
48309, Central Perk,,9,Joey,MIKE!!!
48310, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"I’m sorry, we’re just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with."
48311, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Uh, I’m going to take off."
48312, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Honey, that’s you’re name."
48313, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Keep going Pinocchio!
48314, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross, I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
48315, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,What?
48316, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,"Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and…"
48317, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!
48318, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,Damn super cuts!
48319, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,Joey? Are you in there?
48320, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,"Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it.  How you doin?"
48321, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,WENUS.  Weekly Estimated Net...
48322, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Hm?
48323, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Joey,A meatball Sub? Thanks! 
48324, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Chandler,"We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…"
48325, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills."
48326, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,Yeah you do!
48327, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he’ll never be President. There’s never gonna be a President Joey."
48328, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna...? "
48329, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Monica,"I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. "
48330, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Okay, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think."
48331, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,I’m just taking it to be re-wired.
48332, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Hey, what’s up?"
48333, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,You want me to lie to Chandler?
48334, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Good luck to ya!
48335, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,You liked it? You really liked it?
48336, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Rachel,Nooooooooo!
48337, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?
48338, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,I know.
48339, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,"Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! "
48340, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,"Yeah!  If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you."
48341, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey, What?!
48342, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper,",9,Monica,"You are!  Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?"
48343, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe, You know her?!
48344, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Joey, I think we gotta end the freeze out.
48345, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Yeah!  And until now, I didn’t think I’d love again."
48346, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,You're kidding! Where? Where?
48347, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,C'mon! This looks good!
48348, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Look, you guys have been to every play I’ve ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?"
48349, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job."
48350, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
48351, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,And why exactly would I do that? 
48352, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Joey,"How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide."
48353, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,"Hi Joey, how ya doin’?"
48354, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,I don't believe they're brother and sister.
48355, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Chuck Woolery?
48356, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s the worst way to propose!"
48357, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Did she freak out?
48358, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel," Oh, me too."
48359, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,Go? Why?
48360, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Rachel,Wow! I can’t believe they didn’t put it in the part where you said you didn’t watch soap operas.
48361, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"CURIOUS GEORGE ! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!"
48362, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"No, I’m wearing a wedding dress."
48363, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel, Can any of you watch Emma?
48364, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... "
48365, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets."
48366, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Great! All right. I’ll see you later. 
48367, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Fauna.
48368, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Yeah—but come on—Listen, I’m sorry I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesn’t believe me."
48369, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"I’m an actor, y’know? As-as a group, we tend to be over dramatic."
48370, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"There it is, you're blushing!"
48371, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, ""Ha-ha! Gotcha!"""
48372, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rocking Eve?
48373, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,What’s the big deal?
48374, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,UCHH! <much louder and longer then Amy's>
48375, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,"Oops!  Y’know, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?"
48376, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,What?
48377, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,"Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe. You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!"
48378, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Ross,"So I told Carl, ‘Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.’ But of course this went in one ear and out....."
48379, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Okay honey, he’s fine, he’s fine, let’s just put him down. Come here, Ben.  How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!"
48380, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,"Alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side."
48381, The Broom Closet," Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door,",1,Phoebe, la la la la la la.
48382, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"It's just, I think, there's never gonna be a right time to have a baby. I mean, now you're unemployed and in a little while you'll find a new job that'll keep you really busy. There's always gonna be a reason not to do this, but I think once the baby comes, forget about all those reasons. "
48383, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, hey Rach?"
48384, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Joey,Yeah. What are we getting?
48385, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?"
48386, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. I’m such a jerk."
48387, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Okay, but all right you’re a guy, does it not freak you that you’re never gonna sleep with anybody else?"
48388, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?"
48389, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in."
48390, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,"I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. "
48391, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Rachel,Really?
48392, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Y’know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so…"
48393, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,just... don't talk... 
48394, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe," Shh, wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't."
48395, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Oh boy me too!
48396, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Chandler,Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
48397, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, what, what happened here?!"
48398, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,"Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?"
48399, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?"
48400, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Ok, ok, How about if we split it?"
48401, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross, Hey!
48402, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?"
48403, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Joey,All-all right!  Start it up! Let’s go!
48404, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,Heads up Ross!  You suck!
48405, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Phoebe, Thank you.
48406, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,That doesn’t lock does it?
48407, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
48408, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Monica, Hey guys!
48409, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!
48410, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. Monica has to work."
48411, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Chandler,"So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner."
48412, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,Wow!
48413, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Yeah.
48414, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Yeah, Ross, way to ruin it. I was just going to get dressed."
48415, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl."
48416, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,I think I might know what this is about.
48417, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,Yeah! 
48418, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,Would you tell her I let you win please?
48419, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe," Oh, hello liar."
48420, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, that’s true."
48421, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Ross,Food.
48422, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know, Monica picked out the flowers."
48423, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,I know. It's just such reckless spending.
48424, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,OK. 
48425, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days.  But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore."
48426, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross," Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh…"
48427, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you."
48428, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..."
48429, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Oh my God!!,3,Rachel,
48430, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,What?
48431, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Monica,Does that sound like Janice?
48432, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Hey! You’re wearing pants!
48433, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
48434, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That one will.
48435, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,How could it not matter?!
48436, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,I'm okay.
48437, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Hey, I’m with you. He even asked me if I thought you’d go out with him."
48438, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I guess so."
48439, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I can’t. We don’t have that...."
48440, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Mom. Thanks for wearing something. 
48441, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,The way he makes me feel about myself.
48442, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Joey,A little tall.
48443, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,What?
48444, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, when I first met you, you were like, ""Blah, blah, blah."" I was like, shhh!"
48445, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,"Hornswoggle?  Ooh, this must be killing you."
48446, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,Thank you. They're yours.
48447, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel, Jill! Did you shop?!
48448, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Oh, I like Elizabeth."
48449, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,"Oh, mine's December..."
48450, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,No.
48451, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Yeah, right."
48452, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,"Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker."
48453, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,"Oh God.  Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?"
48454, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Then how come it is?
48455, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,You do? Why?
48456, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
48457, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Oh my God, she’s not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!"
48458, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"I made a man twice my size cry. I mean, I haven’t done that since I was four and I washed my dad’s Porsche with rocks."
48459, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Oh my God! Who’s gonna watch that?!
48460, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Monica,Alright. Phoebe?
48461, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! 
48462, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,It’s not like we-we know each other or anything. Or that have anything in common.
48463, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Yeah, I think she wants the old one back."
48464, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
48465, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross, Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I’ll always remember that summer because that’s when I realized that we are related.
48466, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,500 bucks at a flea market?!
48467, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Wow!
48468, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica, Hey!
48469, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!"
48470, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,"Okay, excuse me for a minute. "
48471, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you!  Oh my God."
48472, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,"Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm...  When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll..."
48473, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too!  Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?"
48474, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,"Okay, so this isn’t a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with…with this lady. Which by the look on your face I’m sure you’ll remember. So we don’t need——There’s no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now."
48475, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Monica,"Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is."
48476, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Y’know! You don’t make a very good first impression.
48477, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Don't say that.
48478, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"Ooh, that bad, huh?"
48479, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,"Man, look at all those stars!  Infinite space. It really, really makes you wonder, doesn’t it?"
48480, Mattress King," Monica is trying to return her bed,",3,Joey,"All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king."
48481, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how I’ve been married and how I have a son."
48482, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
48483, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Ah. 
48484, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
48485, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Alright, alright. Calm down Norma Rae. They didn't actually say that. I'm just afraid if I don't come back right now this guy's gonna try to squeeze me out. "
48486, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Prague?
48487, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,"That’s right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you don’t want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!"
48488, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Joey,"All right, uh…  Oh hey, you’ve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?"
48489, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,Okay! 
48490, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine."
48491, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,In the James Taylor case.
48492, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. "
48493, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Also uhm... I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
48494, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?"
48495, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Okay.
48496, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
48497, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,How did that happen?!!
48498, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,Oh! I knew it! What happened?
48499, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Oh there is no way.
48500, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey, Kiss her! Kiss her!
48501, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Heh.
48502, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,OH! He's having an affair.
48503, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,"It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!"
48504, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Oh, what? What-what?"
48505, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,Really?! That's what you heard?  You said that?
48506, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,But you told them you weren’t?
48507, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Joey," Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out."
48508, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Me too. Come here. 
48509, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!"
48510, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"All right, sorry. "
48511, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,I don't know who I'm happiest for...
48512, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, umm, no honey."
48513, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,Hey!
48514, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Okay, that's, that's enough. "
48515, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler,Why am I looking?
48516, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, OK, so then what is it? Some kind of... you know, like, like... some kind of, y'know, like... alright, what is it?"
48517, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,"Okay, in we go."
48518, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"So, uh... what do you think it is about me?"
48519, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"""Ooo,"" what?"
48520, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about."
48521, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,"Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!"
48522, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?"
48523, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,No!
48524, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,No. Why?
48525, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look!  Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?"
48526, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Where is Emily?
48527, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?"
48528, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Yes talk to her. Be a man.
48529, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!"
48530, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Op, I like credit cards!"
48531, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,What are you talking about?
48532, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
48533, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"What? What? He’s interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here."
48534, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"No, why?"
48535, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Hi!
48536, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream."
48537, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Joey,Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
48538, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!"
48539, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Not from where I was standin’.
48540, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,You love me!
48541, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,.
48542, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. "
48543, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her. Ohhh! I can’t believe this, all I wanted was a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me."
48544, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,Yeah.
48545, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,Noo. Why?
48546, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, so how do we decide that?"
48547, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Or a job where you don’t have to carry a table.
48548, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,No!! Okay!! What’s with the third degree?! Why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?! 
48549, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it …"
48550, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,"Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen."
48551, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?"
48552, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Do you want me to want you to care?
48553, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,"Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that."
48554, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Awwwahuh, no, no, no!!"
48555, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,not amused) Mike Crap Bag?
48556, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him."
48557, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"So, like, you guys all have jobs?"
48558, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler, Could've been a peach.
48559, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,Is-isn’t it the best?
48560, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"I know, Monica told me."
48561, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,"So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! "
48562, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,"I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!"
48563, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Stop it! We’re doing this! Let’s do it!
48564, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,"God, I’m exhausted."
48565, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"Just out of curiosity, how-how much is that boat worth?"
48566, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!"
48567, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Oh my God it’s old!
48568, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel, YOU! You feel!
48569, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
48570, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, actually losers rhyme."
48571, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"I will. Ross, come here."
48572, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,Hey!
48573, Ross�,,9,Ross,I never gave it to you.
48574, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh, look at the little cat! "
48575, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time 
48576, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I’d actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea."
48577, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Ow!
48578, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,That’s crazy!
48579, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,It’s not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do  that again.
48580, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,What?
48581, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Exclusively.
48582, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back."
48583, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Rachel, it’s okay. You don’t have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa."
48584, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Oh right!
48585, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,What time is it?
48586, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!
48587, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know but…"
48588, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Guys, the drawing is about to start!"
48589, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,"I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best.  I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese."
48590, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Rachel,You brought a carrot?!
48591, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,Yeah!
48592, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
48593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Chandler, she doesn't understand a word of English."
48594, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,Yeah that dog left!
48595, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Ross,"Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship."
48596, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,What's going on?
48597, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,Oh!
48598, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,Naked?
48599, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,See?
48600, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Okay, fine, $300."
48601, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?"
48602, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Rachel,I promise.
48603, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?"
48604, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Monica,What happened to Janine?
48605, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,Oh-ooh-ooh! Y’know what’s a good visual aide?
48606, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Mm-hmm.  Throw me a bone here.
48607, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, I’m sorry, it will never happen...  Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and I’m the king."
48608, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home."
48609, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross, There's nothing you can say. That was the most humiliating thing that ever happened to me. 
48610, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Phoebe,"Does, um, anyone wanna see?"
48611, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?"
48612, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Hey.  It happened!
48613, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.
48614, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I’d have to talk you into this more."
48615, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,That's because all people are selfish.
48616, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream."
48617, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Uh, why, it’s a... . And while he rocked her, he sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”."
48618, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica, My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
48619, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
48620, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yes.
48621, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey," Oh. What’s, what’s going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dad’s heart? Is that a sandwich?"
48622, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Your knuckles are kinda hairy too...
48623, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Just, just say what you feel."
48624, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me."
48625, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,"Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like."
48626, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey,"It’ll be great for next weekend. I mean,  it’ll be grrreat."
48627, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Monica,"I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. "
48628, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"Ok ...  Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem."
48629, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Sounds like he's with someone.
48630, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Yeah!
48631, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,I’m so proud of you.
48632, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh, that smells good!"
48633, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  OK... give me the Gummi-bears.",1,Monica,
48634, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,Ohhh!!!! 
48635, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,
48636, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,"Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment."
48637, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?"
48638, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Love your condoms my man.
48639, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"So, how’s the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?"
48640, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,I’m having surgery!
48641, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Hi.
48642, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
48643, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Rachel,"What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!"
48644, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,Phoebe!
48645, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Monica,Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
48646, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.
48647, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler," Y’know, we haven’t found anybody else."
48648, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh..."
48649, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"All right, so I haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music."
48650, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Rachel,Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
48651, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just—there’s gonna be a ton left over.
48652, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"I think it's the sugar, could you hold the apple?"
48653, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Judge rules, no violation."
48654, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel, You know what?
48655, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,Yeah.
48656, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Ross,"…so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles."
48657, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,I did not!
48658, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel,I’m thinkin’ no.
48659, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Hey Mon!
48660, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Um, we're kind of having an emergency and we-we were looking for something..."
48661, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind "
48662, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,Tsz... NO! .
48663, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,Oh my God!
48664, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,Oops.
48665, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,How much longer?
48666, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,So glad you came!
48667, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross," Oh, that’s right! He called to ask out Monica! That-that’s gotta be embarrassing!"
48668, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"Look, I’m fine. Watch.  Whoa-whoa!"
48669, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
48670, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,
48671, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Uh, okay, Pheebs?"
48672, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Let’s hear their plan! Now, what’s the future look like for Dina and Bobby?"
48673, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"No, it’s a concept!"
48674, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,"Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he’s so cheap, he’d never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? "
48675, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Really?
48676, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross," Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?"
48677, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,Okay.  Walked right into that one didn't he?
48678, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Op, ice. I need ice."
48679, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe, Here he is.
48680, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel,What?! We can't do that!
48681, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.
48682, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica," Ok, ten."
48683, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah baby!
48684, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner."
48685, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Ross,Getting it away from me would be job one.
48686, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Phoebe,Oh good! 
48687, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,He should take the sack?
48688, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Phoebe,Nope.
48689, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,Wonderful!
48690, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"What? Rach! Come on, that’s terrible! They’re…uh…they’re babies. They’re-they’re all beautiful."
48691, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,"Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross."
48692, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Hi, Mike's place."
48693, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Here, look, alright, does this help?"
48694, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"Ross, you need some help?"
48695, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing a meeting with his boss,",3,Chandler,"Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah..."
48696, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but you gotta push past this because it is about to get so good!"
48697, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, Phoebe you’re… awful!"
48698, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Are you kidding?!
48699, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,You play hard to get.
48700, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,We've got shoes being kicked off over here.
48701, Piano bar,,9,Phoebe,Can you totally see through her shirt ?
48702, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,Okay. 
48703, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"I don’t have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!"
48704, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment."
48705, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave."
48706, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Ross,I can't believe you let George Michael slap you.
48707, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal!  Yeah, my pants are a little loose!"
48708, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"My God, you can’t even look at me! Can you?"
48709, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey’s sisters."
48710, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Y’know the only reason he’s marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
48711, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Well if you want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
48712, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, "
48713, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you."
48714, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?"
48715, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"That's Ben, my son from my first marriage."
48716, Central Perk,,9,Joey," Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?"
48717, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel," Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you."
48718, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be.  Yeah."
48719, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Oh my God.
48720, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,That’s too hard. Too hard!
48721, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Maybe. But it wouldn’t hurt to have a backup, you know? Uh, Rach-Rach, what were you thinking? "
48722, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Yeah, but wait..."
48723, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,
48724, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Sorry-sorry Jill.
48725, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,They make you take an oath?
48726, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,Well that I can believe.
48727, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,Ross came in forth and cried!
48728, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Kind of. She's coming by to interview us and see where we live.
48729, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"What, so I gotta shut it down now?"
48730, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this. "
48731, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,"Oh wow, it's so beautiful..."
48732, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,Have fun!
48733, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross, Good night.
48734, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant?
48735, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,You're kidding.
48736, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,
48737, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
48738, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,What?
48739, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,So do we!! So do we!!  I’m sorry you had to see that.
48740, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
48741, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,"That’s great, but shouldn’t you be on the toilet right now?"
48742, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one regular celery."
48743, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Ross,Your make-up!
48744, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joey’s your pal. Joey’s your buddy. ""Where is everybody?"" ""Well, they’re hanging out with Joey."""
48745, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,Okay.
48746, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Finally!
48747, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.
48748, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six."
48749, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Joey, Hey.
48750, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Can I adopt you?
48751, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?"
48752, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah, no, I don’t, I don’t know. But, y'know what, maybe it’s just all for the best?"
48753, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
48754, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,"Does a good teacher say, ""Put down the beer pinhead!?"""
48755, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,Yeah I guess you're right.
48756, The Museum of Prehistoric History  What?,,5,Ross,
48757, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,What happened? What happened?!
48758, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started."
48759, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,As much as they love you?
48760, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,"Wow! That’s great! Dad must really like you, he doesn’t ask just anyone to play."
48761, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Fine!
48762, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Why not?
48763, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"You bet your ass, I’m gonna fire you! Thank you."
48764, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Regular Celery! 
48765, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing.  Is this actually a lunchbox?"
48766, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey,"Oh, well no problem there. "
48767, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.
48768, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane."
48769, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,It’s picture time.
48770, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight."
48771, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel, Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
48772, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Monica," Ross, when’s this comet thing start?"
48773, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch,",6,Ross,Joey?!
48774, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,
48775, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,
48776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,I know. But don't you think that it should be called Order and Law?
48777, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,"Oh yea yea, absolutely."
48778, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah.
48779, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,Chandler-
48780, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Ross,
48781, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Huh, well maybe it uh, it changed."
48782, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.
48783, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Phoebe,Hey will you get me tickets too?
48784, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,What?! 
48785, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Thank you.
48786, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry?
48787, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?"
48788, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Rachel,"Well, they always called."
48789, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? That’s a, that’s a pretty great dad."
48790, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Really?!
48791, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,"No, it's just that uhm... it feels so good... Ikea...  Yeah, say hey, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?"
48792, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me."
48793, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Paolo made a pass at me.
48794, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Joey,"Either eat it, or be in it."
48795, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,Hi.
48796, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,She took ‘em!
48797, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross, Oh! Oh my God! I didn’t even see you!
48798, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,Noo!
48799, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, ok bye-bye."
48800, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, Okay. Shhh...
48801, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,"Yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker."
48802, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica," When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris."
48803, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,I guess you don't.
48804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross,And what did he ask you not to call him?
48805, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,I can't believe this!
48806, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, When is she leaving?
48807, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,"I know, I just thought it would be fun."
48808, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn’t that sad?  God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?"
48809, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Right.
48810, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Where?
48811, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Monica, Here you go sweetie.
48812, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,But it's just...
48813, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,"Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?"
48814, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"No, just singing. "
48815, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s moving.
48816, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,I know!
48817, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,So this is an annual thing?
48818, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,Merry Christmas.
48819, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,
48820, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe, Are you under the sheet?
48821, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,I know 
48822, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,Ooh! Ow!!
48823, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,Viva Las Gaygas!
48824, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Chandler, What?
48825, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
48826, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,"Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!"
48827, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude.  Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it."
48828, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Monica,"Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you."
48829, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
48830, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"CURIOUS GEORGE ! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!"
48831, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,Did somebody sign your bra?
48832, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,I'm not always that bad!
48833, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Monica,"Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?"
48834, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Wh-what do we do?
48835, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I didn’t think girls ever just wanted a fling.
48836, Ross',,9,Rachel,What?
48837, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
48838, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica,Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?! 
48839, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody."
48840, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross,Monica’s pregnant!
48841, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,You thought about that?
48842, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, hi. "
48843, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I’m Ross. I’m Ross. I’m too good for the Hut; I’m too good for the Hut."
48844, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think."
48845, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"All right, I'm nine years old."
48846, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,"Oh that’s too bad. I’ve kinda been saving up.  Uh, are you sure there’s no studies I can participate in?"
48847, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,First of the month.
48848, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler, You bolt the door. I’ll be in the closet.
48849, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,Who’s Chip?
48850, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,…I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
48851, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,"OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah..."
48852, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"No. No, I don’t. Could you be a dear and go tell him?"
48853, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,The what?
48854, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say."
48855, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Hello? Oh, Pheebs!  It’s Phoebe!"
48856, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Wouldn’t you be?
48857, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Oh, do I?"
48858, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,Phoebe! 
48859, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,And?
48860, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract  Well, why are you laughing?"
48861, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel, This one is uh Paul O’Neil.
48862, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,Awesome!
48863, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
48864, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!"
48865, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"Alright, I'll be right back."
48866, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,I'm so sorry.
48867, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too."
48868, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce."
48869, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Oh. We?
48870, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Two thousand dollars?
48871, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,Just for a second.
48872, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Cupid.
48873, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Oh God, is it 630?  Buzz him in!"
48874, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,Yeah?
48875, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,You’re welcome. 
48876, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Joey,"Uhh, just a minute officer!!"
48877, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Look, it was a job all right?"
48878, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,
48879, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,That’s not true! 
48880, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Can you hear me say ""You're grounded""?"
48881, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!
48882, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,Hey.
48883, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,"Yeah, you should."
48884, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,What's up?
48885, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,"You don’t think that umm,  ""The chef’s Mahi Mahi was awful awful,"" is bad press?"
48886, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica," Yes, he is. Me."
48887, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"No, no I don’t want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that I’m not mad at you and…and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. "
48888, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,You mean the spitter?
48889, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,Thank you.
48890, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,Really?!
48891, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,"Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?"
48892, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Shhh!
48893, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Monica, No you don’t!
48894, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Do you really not know where I’m going with this?  It left! It’s one huge room!
48895, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'"
48896, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees."
48897, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,Here’s your tea Phoebe. 
48898, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,"Hi, sorry. I almost didn’t hear you, because y’know I’m just so in love with my new husband. We’re on our honeymoon."
48899, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,I'm a waitress.
48900, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
48901, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that."
48902, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,Aaah... you're not good at this...
48903, Central Perk,,10,Monica,That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
48904, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Well where did she go?
48905, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, I’m afraid I-I had to fail you."
48906, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,
48907, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross," Oh my god. Phoebe, you used to mug people? "
48908, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"So, so now do I get Joey?"
48909, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,And chili!
48910, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,This totally makes sense!
48911, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh…tell him I miss him. "
48912, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,My God.
48913, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,So let’s decide on the spending limit…
48914, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He's right there!"
48915, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel, Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! She’s coming!
48916, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,"Oh,  Believe me, the ladies, they love it!"
48917, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"No, no, no. No-no-no."
48918,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"If you have to call me name, I prefer ""Ross the Divorcer"". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry."
48919, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel, Hi...
48920, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey, Kinda.
48921, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,No.
48922, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Yes!
48923, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Okay Joey honey, you’re doing really good! All right, now I’m just gonna need you to step to the port side.  Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?"
48924, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"Well anyway, the guy they wanted backed out and now they want me! I start shooting today!"
48925, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,What? What?
48926, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,That's my pie!
48927, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Really?
48928, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey," Hey, Pheebs! It’s Joey!"
48929, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?"
48930, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Okay. I’m Chandler 
48931, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,Do you got your gracious loser face?
48932, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Phoebe,Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
48933, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!"
48934, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,You have to go to London!
48935, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmmm, soup!  Hmm, soup!"
48936, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay. 
48937, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'."
48938, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,"Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?"
48939, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says it’s time to go, it’s time to go. "
48940, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross, Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.
48941, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Phoebe,You guys make a very attractive couple. 
48942, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"How, how, um how can you not be going?"
48943, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
48944, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"No-no, I bought those."
48945, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,I love you. 
48946, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air."
48947, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!"
48948, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes."
48949, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!"
48950, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Wow. Ok.
48951, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,Then what am I supposed to do?
48952, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Joey,"Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having."
48953, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,I’m gettin’ my chair back! 
48954, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  What are you doing?,3,Rachel,
48955, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Hi.
48956, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,That's insane!
48957, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,What?
48958, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Much less happy!
48959, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,No!  Oyster?
48960, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,"So, shouldn’t we go give her the benefit of the doubt before we go…snooping around her crotch?"
48961, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,Hey how was dinner?!
48962, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Chandler,So she’s just waiting over there for ya?
48963, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane."
48964, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Rachel, Oh. That WENUS.
48965, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,You're wearing the same shirt.
48966, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!"
48967, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
48968, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
48969, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,What?!
48970, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler," Well, what is it?"
48971, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, they didn’t make you pay for those knives, did they?"
48972, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
48973, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew!  You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?
48974, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Thanks. 
48975, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Hey! Well, I’ve been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you that’s mean!"
48976, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
48977, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?"
48978, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Are you sure?
48979, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,Who?
48980, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"It’s heads.  Gentlemen, pick your category."
48981, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,I love this game!!
48982, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,But I insist!
48983, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with her guitar,",4,Phoebe,"Gunther, kiss me."
48984, Interview room," Ross and two other professors  are sitting on one side of a long desk, Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side",10,Ross,"Wha...? Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. None of my questions have anything to do with Paleontology."
48985, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,What?!
48986, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!"
48987, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Dinosaurs.
48988, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,"Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?"
48989, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica, These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
48990, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey, Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?
48991, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe,Why? Why would you wanna... do that?  Why?
48992, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,What are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?
48993, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Oh, thank God you’re here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?"
48994, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids."
48995, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Phoebe,"Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandler’s your friend...  Oh! Oh my God! Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends."
48996, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,What?!
48997, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,We have to leave!!
48998, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!
48999, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Phoebe," You guys, he's beautiful!"
49000, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars."
49001, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,"Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food!  ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?"
49002, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
49003, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny."
49004, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too."
49005, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,Thanks.
49006, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Monica!
49007, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later."
49008, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Me too!
49009, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I-I'm, I'm having a boy?"
49010, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife."
49011, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Monica,"Umm, can we see you ride it?"
49012, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?"
49013, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Chandler,Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!
49014, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Ugh!
49015, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,No! I’m so happy for them!
49016, The Bings�,,9,Monica,You said that was sexy!
49017, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,Rachel locked the door.
49018, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Oh, ah, you don’t need that."
49019, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"Argh-argh!!  Ooh, soft. Is this mink?"
49020, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Well, it's like that. With feelings."
49021, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Monica,"Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out."
49022, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,No.  A break from us.
49023, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Phoebe,"Oh my God, look! That’s Elizabeth!"
49024, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,What?
49025, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,Let's go! 
49026, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,"All right, fine! Fine! Have me fired! But uh, I want you to know that you and I are not all that different. I mean, I too am a neat guy. "
49027, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Oh well…
49028, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you don’t think that’s just a little funny?!"
49029, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,I kinda like it here.
49030, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?"
49031, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,"Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?"
49032, Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde  How did you get a girl like that?,4,Chandler,
49033, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Oh wow wow wow!! Make room for your friend! 
49034, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do."
49035, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross, How did he do this?
49036, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. 
49037, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together."
49038, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"What song was that, Pheebs?"
49039, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
49040, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,You'll get one.
49041, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe," Stop it! Stop it! She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Just like when she was alive."
49042, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didn’t know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!"
49043, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey,The ring is gone!
49044, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Oh! See just I’m right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! "
49045, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross, Yeah!
49046, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh right, because you’re so capable of change."
49047, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,Eeeee-
49048, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you’ve been working here two days? That’s not, that’s not right."
49049, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Chandler?
49050, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here.  Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?"
49051, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Yeah. What-what should I do?
49052, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first."
49053, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there’s the added mystery of who gets who."
49054, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Ross will do it.
49055, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I know! I found it on the street.
49056, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here."
49057, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
49058, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross," YES, YES!"
49059, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?"
49060, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Well actually...
49061, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,I'm sorry.
49062, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Chandler,"That’s funny, I saw no phlegm."
49063, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,The name was my favourite part!
49064, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Y'know Ross why don’t you put that on your answering machine!
49065, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Chandler? Can you give me a hand? 
49066, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,
49067, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,"Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!"
49068, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Ross,"No, I will not!"
49069, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What the hell happened?!
49070, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
49071, Chandler's bedroom, Janice and him are cuddling,3,Chandler,Night-night.....Janice. 
49072, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Well maybe she wouldn’t have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was!
49073, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,"Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. "
49074, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, you’re right. How’s the Mrs.?"
49075, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Please, we're trying to have a conversation. "
49076, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,Um. yeah.
49077, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Just a bug.
49078, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Yep!
49079, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,And she just gave you this?
49080, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Is that Joey? Is that Joey? Let me talk to him! I wanna talk to him!
49081, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"I dunno. Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks in while you’re changing.”"
49082, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss."
49083, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel, And there’s marketing…
49084, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! 
49085, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,That’s…kinda hot.
49086, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, I’m afraid I-I had to fail you."
49087, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,You stink!
49088, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
49089, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,What? Why? Where are you?
49090, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I’m just gonna need a small deposit."
49091, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,Let’s see. 
49092, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,Okay. 
49093, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,"Seriously, where did you get the hat?"
49094, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica," Did you like her? And I’m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this."
49095, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,What? You just click when they click.
49096, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,I know!
49097, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, if you don’t tell him, soon he’s gonna be married, and then you’re gonna hate yourself."
49098, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,What?
49099, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,Come on!
49100, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,That's great! So you're staying in New York!
49101, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica," Pheebs, spit that out, that has pork in it."
49102, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented."
49103, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on."
49104, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
49105, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,"He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies."
49106, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Look at that guy by the window, wow!"
49107, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced."
49108, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,Seriously?
49109, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica,"Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, "
49110, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Huh?
49111, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Phoebe,"Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time."
49112, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,Yeah.
49113, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,All right! That’s fine! That’s fine! I won’t bring over the chairs! I won’t bring anything over! I wouldn’t want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma’s place!! 
49114, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica, Ow!! Ow!!!
49115, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross," Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at N uh, Y, uh U!"
49116, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"What? I can't do that! I have the baby, and Ross is not gonna pick her up for another hour."
49117, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,Yeah.
49118, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!!  I love you, Monica."
49119, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday."
49120, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie."
49121, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
49122, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Yaaaay!
49123, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Hey Mon.
49124, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Hey you guys.
49125, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?"
49126, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
49127, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,My mother killed herself.
49128, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.
49129, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldn’t, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad."
49130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
49131, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,Someone at work ate my sandwich!
49132, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,It's morphin time!
49133, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
49134, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Well, I have kissed over four women.  Do you wanna get under the covers?"
49135, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Oh, man!"
49136, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay, let’s talk it out."
49137, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,This is great!
49138, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,"Okay! Oh God, y’know what? It’s really bad."
49139, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,Little bit.
49140, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please."
49141, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,"Oh, okay."
49142, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross," Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby."
49143, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Really?
49144, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,"Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!"
49145, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?"
49146, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,Wow!! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?
49147, The ATM vestibule of a bank," Chandler is inside, The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside,",1,Chandler,"Oh, great. This is just..."
49148, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Wow! I can’t believe I actually rolled an eight.
49149, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Okay.
49150, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,You’re lookin’ at it upside down—y’know what?  It doesn’t matter.
49151, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Ah-ha!
49152, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,What does a Wicked Wango card do?
49153, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,You seem to really like her.
49154, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,O-kay. I'll see if I can find Ross. 
49155, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
49156, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,Okay.
49157, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?
49158, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Joey, Lucky bastard!
49159, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
49160, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Says who? Your mom?
49161, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Ah, Kate?"
49162, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, get a room."
49163, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
49164, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Oh!
49165, Ross',,9,Ross,"How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that�s"
49166, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,"Okay, listen this really hurts. Let’s go."
49167, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,What-what if I marry Ross—Or Joey?
49168, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Rachel," Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!"
49169, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Right!
49170, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,"Oh, come on!"
49171, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,Did you just smell my hair?
49172, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. "
49173, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Rachel,Well I just came...
49174, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger."
49175, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Are you calling you people?  Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist. Okay? And you the deal on Santa Clause right?"
49176, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Monica,"Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles."
49177, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Orange juice.
49178, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"I just feel so, uhh....."
49179, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Joey, y’know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air."
49180, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid."
49181, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,Really?
49182, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch."
49183, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,I don’t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.
49184, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now."
49185, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,"Hey, so where are we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?"
49186, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, What?! Why?!
49187, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel, Hey!
49188, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,You have a blue tie that would go with this? Emma spit up on mine.
49189, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number."
49190, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Your fly is open, Geller. "
49191, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine."
49192, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross," Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!"
49193, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
49194, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"The hell with hockey, let's all do that!"
49195, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Dude, don't do that too me!"
49196, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,Can you come here with me for a minute?
49197, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Ross,"That’s the day you’re gonna die? See—darnit, I’ve got shuffleboard that day."
49198, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,"Joey, she’s so cool. She speaks four languages."
49199, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Before the snap!
49200, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah y’know, like warm up the crowd. Ask ‘em where they’re from. ‘Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I’m a minis-tainer!  There is no one better! There is no one greater!"
49201, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
49202, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,You got a job?
49203, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Yeah.
49204, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,God! Ooh! What is that smell? It’s coming from the bathroom. Ooh! 
49205, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,No. Here 
49206, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel, Joanna.
49207, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,Joe...
49208, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
49209, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe!
49210, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"It’s so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!"
49211, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,No!  Shhh!
49212, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Hey.
49213, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life."
49214, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Yes.
49215, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Hi!
49216, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,Oh yeah!
49217, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler," Look, I'm, I'm married!"
49218, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Yes, money well spent!"
49219, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Ross,"She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and,  What am I gonna do?"
49220, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, then what happened?"
49221, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I… "
49222, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Joey,"When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is."
49223, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,Yeah?
49224, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Are you sure it wasn’t an oyster?
49225, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can’t believe I missed it."
49226, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Oh here’s a whole bunch.
49227, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I know it. You’re right. That’s not sexy. Oh…Oh!  Oh God!"
49228, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,Hey!
49229, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Yeah. 
49230, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
49231, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
49232, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you have to lift it and point."
49233, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Hey.
49234, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,Sorry.
49235, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? "
49236, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,And I just wanted a new daddy for Davy and Becky.
49237, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
49238, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Really?! You do that?
49239, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Why is 10 the highest?
49240, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Ehh, I don’t, I don’t think so. She’s already talked about y’know, dating other guys."
49241, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,You all know? Does Ross know?
49242, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you."
49243, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?"
49244, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,"Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker."
49245, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
49246, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,I love you so much.
49247, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,
49248, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Oh that’s not true! That’s not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it…  Her initials…
49249, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
49250, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,She wants me to move to London.
49251, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Chandler," Y'know, if you listen closely, you can hear a thousand retailers scream."
49252, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe,Now give me my real gift.
49253, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,I don’t know.
49254, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,Hey man.
49255, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Look, she’s really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges."
49256, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?"
49257, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,"Hi, um, I’m err,  ..who’s next?"
49258, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Monica,The thing we never do.
49259, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,That’s all right.  And so it begins.
49260, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Stop what?!
49261, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first."
49262, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,"I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late."
49263, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,Damnit woman we’re losing precious time! Now do you want this man’s blood on your head?
49264, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,You were gonna propose to me?
49265, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,Hmmm... Me too...
49266, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,That’s my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!
49267, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
49268, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either."
49269, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Let’s go to lunch.
49270, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.
49271, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler, Turns out he is kinda funny.
49272, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Oh great! Great! Thank you. 
49273, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Ohhh. 
49274, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica," I’ll be coordinator! Oh my God! I’m so sorry, I didn’t get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, can’t you Phoebe?"
49275, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! New wallet, huh?"
49276, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,Did you just smell my hair?
49277, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Monica,Did I squeeze it too hard?
49278, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,You didn’t get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
49279, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,What did he tell you?
49280, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,Okay.
49281, In front of Macys," Phoebe is still ringing her bell, A guy puts some change into the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Thank you, Happy Holidays."
49282, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,So she stole your pants and then she came back and wore them in front of you?
49283, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,"Yes, I want to change. And why-why don’t you go down and get us a table?"
49284, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,You wanna play?
49285, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,You’re not supposed to look!
49286, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
49287, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Monica! 
49288, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Okay.
49289, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,I’m gonna be on two TV shows!
49290, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
49291, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,Fine by me; hope she wins.
49292, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Make love? What are you a girl?
49293, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
49294, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Monica,Hi Phoebe.
49295, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,Although I was married to her.
49296, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,We all chipped in.
49297, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Ross,"Come on, Pheebs lay off him."
49298, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,But you’re not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
49299, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking."
49300, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"I don’t know, maybe we weren’t ready to have a chick."
49301, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,Oh Joey!
49302, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,Help!
49303, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Okay, what else?"
49304, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,I love Vegas!
49305, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"I know! What is this, 1985?!"
49306, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,"Okay, here we go..."
49307, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Joey,
49308, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
49309, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross, Ready to go?
49310, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didn’t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’74 Latour."
49311, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler."
49312, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"There’s just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don’t know if you’d understand."
49313, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica," Hey, what’s up?"
49314, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,"There he goes, your fianc�e."
49315, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,
49316, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica,I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
49317, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"All right Emily, as much as I love you, I'm sorry, I can't move to London without Ben."
49318, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,I guess. It's always gonna be scary when we have a baby. 
49319, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,What?! You can't—what did you tell her?
49320, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?"
49321, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream."
49322, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Uh! Princess Consuela.
49323, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a son. Um...
49324, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Ross,You're really not coming back?
49325, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?"
49326, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
49327, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What?!
49328, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! You don’t tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
49329, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"No, it's not!"
49330, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Hey.
49331, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, Hey!
49332, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,Noo!
49333, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,I’m so humiliated!
49334, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,"Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!"
49335, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
49336, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing? You promised Phoebe you wouldn’t eat meat until she has the babies!"
49337, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,Oh really?!
49338, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"No, it was just the three of us."
49339, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Well, doing nothing on your thirtieth is better than doing something stupid, like Ross."
49340, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and I’m so sorry for your loss.
49341, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy.
49342, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Yes I did! Meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! 
49343, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,"Oh, you’re welcome a million."
49344, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,O-oh my God!
49345, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,"Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?"
49346, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Mum, please!I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you! Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?"
49347, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. And y’know, we-we said our good-byes this morning, so…"
49348, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? I’m not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. I’m horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Y’know, something that says we’re moving forward without having to talk about it."
49349, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,...Valentine's day...
49350, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,"Gosh, doesn't it seem like a million years ago?"
49351, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,I - I have to get on the plane.
49352, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming."
49353, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross,"What, to blind my child?"
49354, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?"
49355, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,...I hate waste.
49356, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,Definitely not his mother.
49357, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack in a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush."
49358, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"But we do!  It's gonna be ok, Rach!"
49359, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler, Wow—whoa!
49360, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,Yeah?
49361, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Joey,So I guess you all saw it.
49362, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,What?! No! It was my idea!
49363, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Y’know, I think if I were going to be with a woman.  It’d, it’d be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite."
49364, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out."
49365, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,And I won!
49366, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,How come? Everybody else does.
49367, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,And! Break!!
49368, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"For this weekend! Oh gosh, it would be perfect, we get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it out plane-aversary."
49369, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Oh, yoii. What was that for?"
49370, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,"Well, what’s it called?"
49371, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah.
49372, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"All right now, so? What do you think?"
49373, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I’m just polishing her up."
49374, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,Uh-huh.
49375, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Hi!
49376, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Uh, I’m just, I’m just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?"
49377, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well, the interview…"
49378, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!"
49379, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!!"
49380, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy."
49381, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,So now what do we do?
49382, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,"Hey, here you go. "
49383, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"What? You are way off, lady!"
49384, back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"This is probably the wrong thing to be worrying about, but... you're getting ham on my only tie."
49385, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,"That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist’s blouse."
49386, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,"So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, okay? How about, Ernie’s at 9 o’clock?"
49387, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!
49388, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Look, Rachel, we don't have to do this."
49389, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,I'm all better now.
49390, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
49391, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"I know, but I’m a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me."
49392, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Phoebe,Petrie.
49393, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,But I’ll tell you something. One of these days we’re get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
49394, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,I brought you alphabet soup.
49395, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Chandler,"Y'know, I, I really don’t think we need a canoe."
49396, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Phoebe,Oy!!
49397, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,"Huh, yeah I guess we are roommates now."
49398, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,"Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...."
49399, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,That’s all right.
49400, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, all right, I can ask Monica."
49401, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Hey, Ross, Bodington's!"
49402, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"He’s not snoozing, he’s teaching a class."
49403, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"I, I have to go before I put your head through a wall. "
49404, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
49405, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Chandler,Yes dear.
49406, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Joey, why is your cable out?"
49407, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Chandler,Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?
49408, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions."
49409, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross?"
49410, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey," Hey, Paul!"
49411, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, Hey Rach its me ok I just got the Chandler's room and I caught him molesting himself.
49412, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! You’re good! After this, we should solve crimes."
49413, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar."
49414, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Look...
49415, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  May 12th?,10,Ross,
49416, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel, Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
49417, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Yeah! Rach?
49418, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,No-no wait-wait! I can’t just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.
49419, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Hey, where's Rach?"
49420, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,How are ya?
49421, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Hey, what did you guys do today?"
49422, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross,"So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even."
49423, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes."
49424, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,"yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other."
49425, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries."
49426, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"She’s totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on."
49427, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,"Anyway, I started working on what I’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?"
49428, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,Oh... what an interesting name.
49429, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey,"Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake."
49430, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!
49431, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,"No, you are not. We tell you stuff."
49432, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,"Phoebe, isn't Jethro Tull a band?"
49433, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Besides, there’s a big age difference."
49434, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"All right, so what do you say?"
49435, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open ",5,Rachel,
49436, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,"Oh, it was awful.  I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food."
49437, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,Ok.
49438, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"The food there was, was great."
49439, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, how does it work?"
49440, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
49441, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,"That’s right Patrick, bye-bye!"
49442, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,She hates Pottery Barn?!!
49443, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other."
49444, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?"
49445, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,"Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock."
49446, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I’m, I’m smoking still."
49447, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Hey!
49448, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Not even close.
49449, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,"No, that’s all right."
49450, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
49451, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Ross, Phoebe!
49452, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,All right?
49453, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel," Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?"
49454, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm."
49455, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,"What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I don’t have a roommate."
49456, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,"Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. "
49457, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel," Happy New Year, Joey!"
49458, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,Who’s he huggin’?
49459, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my God, Phoebe!"
49460, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Joey,Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third.
49461, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,The routine!
49462, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,She's gonna be a scientist! 
49463, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe, I... I'm Phoebe.
49464, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,Gotcha.
49465, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,After the snap!
49466, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,I thought I was a complete idiot.
49467, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
49468, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!"
49469, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, I know, we should have been more prepared.  It's okay. Now, the way I see it, our real competition now is Cameron. Oh my God, they just took her sweater off. Look at those arms! Hello Michelin Man."
49470, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"No, no, it's not that.  Uhm... Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no? Well, uhm... I am. His ... his name is Mike."
49471, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,You entered Emma into a Beauty Pageant?
49472, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
49473, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh actually, I’d rather you…Yeah, go ahead. We’re gonna have to burn that room down anyway."
49474, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home."
49475, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,"Well, why don’t you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay!"
49476, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,Could you want her more?
49477, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel, I don’t know.
49478, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,Total wuss!
49479, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Well look, if you don’t like this…"
49480, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Oh y’know what honey? Let’s not talk about that right now?
49481, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Rachel,But you are a liar.
49482, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life."
49483, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?
49484, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me.  There you go."
49485, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand."
49486, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh.  No! No wait, that’s weird!"
49487, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Ross,How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
49488, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we are so sorry."
49489, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,And we don't want any recognition. This is completely anonymous.
49490, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey, Wow!!
49491, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,I’m telling it! I’m telling it!
49492, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe, Oh! It ended okay. One of my friends shot him.
49493, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing."
49494, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! How about Agamemnon?
49495, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Relax! It’s not like it’s Citizen Kane!
49496, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, I think I will."
49497, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,Ow!
49498, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler, She was working on Valentine’s Day so we’re celebrating it tonight.
49499, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,"No-no-no oh, keep your name, don’t take his name."
49500, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,No...
49501, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Oh yes! Thank you very much!  Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.
49502, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!"
49503, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Why, nobody good?"
49504, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica, I won the game.
49505, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"All right, hold on okay? First thing's first.  Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?"
49506, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Umm, I'd love too!  Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek."
49507, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,You don't.
49508, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,So that’s the only reason she could be here huh? It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I’m a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
49509, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ok professor or detective?
49510, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. "
49511, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Ross,Hey!
49512, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica, Yes!
49513, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,Weren’t you nine?!
49514, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,Monica bang! Monica bang!  Ow!
49515, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"All right look, if you’re not gonna stay for me, then at least stay for them! Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all!"
49516, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
49517, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, you wish. "
49518, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe,That oughta do it.
49519, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Ross,…she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.
49520, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Rachel,"Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don’t—Whoa!! "
49521, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,That is damning evidence.
49522, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Um... hi.
49523, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, and-and-and by someone, she means Joey."
49524, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,Oh you’ll take ‘em!
49525, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey, All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!
49526, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,"No, you’ve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And I’m not going to tell you what song I’m gonna play either. But uh, let’s just say when it’s over I’ll bet there will be a we bit o’ celebration."
49527, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Joey,Yeah?
49528, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,What? I-I said you had a-
49529, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
49530, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,How did you guys find me? I knew I should’ve hid at the gym!
49531, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,Okay.
49532, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"It wasn’t my ring! It’s Ross’s ring! That’s why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose."
49533, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"I tired attacking two women, did not work."
49534, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,What? That's impossible.
49535, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Joey,Well that’s true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My character’s catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. It’s really sweet and-and tender.
49536, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel,Hey!
49537, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hi!
49538, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Really?
49539, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Monica, you broke up with him for a reason."
49540, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Why not?
49541, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,Can I use your phone?
49542, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,And I also got... two more apples.
49543, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Chandler,And a date with a man!
49544, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
49545, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? "
49546, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe," Honey, I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do for you? Do you want to look down my top?"
49547, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,yeah I didn't disguise that very well did i.
49548, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Jill?
49549, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,Chandler!
49550, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well..."
49551, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I know I couldn’t see it either at first, but it’s right umm…  Ross, I lost it again."
49552, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"You weren't there! Okay, maybe this is something that I-I'm supposed to seize! Y'know?"
49553, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it. Isn't that true?"
49554, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,All right.
49555, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. "
49556, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Actually uh, could you give us a second?"
49557, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Monica,That was unbelievable!
49558, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross," Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna..."
49559, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
49560, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. "
49561, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Aw come on, Mona Lisa?"
49562, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"Until then, General Grant, why don’t you set up camp  right there."
49563, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Rach, there’s something uh, important I have to tell you."
49564, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler.  Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him."
49565, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Chandler?
49566, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,I have an oily T-zone!
49567, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"Yes! All right, y'know what? Why don't we start with a practice run? Okay?"
49568, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,Two! I’ve been engaged twice!
49569, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?"
49570, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's ",5,Rachel,
49571, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated."
49572, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Chandler,"I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy."
49573, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,"Okay, I’ll see you there. "
49574, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn’t heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look ! Isn’t this what he would look like now?"
49575, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,But I do know that it’s some time tomorrow.
49576, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,You okay?
49577, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"Uuuh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams."
49578, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
49579, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,
49580, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Monica,Great.
49581, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"I know. (Rachel bends down to Emma and Ross looks over his shoulder again, "
49582, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Ross,You need to get some sleep.
49583, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross,Thank you.
49584, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I'm not mad.
49585, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,'Cause we will appreciate it more when she’s gone?
49586, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"No?  All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you."
49587, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Like I said I was thinking of taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire!
49588, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Oh it’s important!
49589, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler, What?
49590, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"No, sorry haven't seen him."
49591, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler," Oh, by the way, that is her full name."
49592, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross," Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby."
49593, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!"
49594, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,"Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no!"
49595, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I do."
49596, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I-I'm, I'm having a boy?"
49597, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok?  I couldn't do it to Ross!"
49598, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,"Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad."
49599, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,Do you feel it too?
49600, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!
49601, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"So then if-if—I mean if you think about it, this is all  your fault."
49602, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half."
49603, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! 
49604, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys."
49605, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Phoebe,Whoa!  I kinda liked it.
49606, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Uh yeah, right here. "
49607, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica," OK, try this salmon mousse."
49608, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica," Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?"
49609, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey,Everybody smile!  Kill me. Kill me now.
49610, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, it was really hard."
49611, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Joey,That's right baby.
49612, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Phoebe,Oh! We could have done that.
49613, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
49614, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! "
49615, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,And you don’t think taking care of our chick is work?
49616, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel, Waitressing?
49617, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,
49618, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,I'm a waitress.
49619, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler, Is there a puppy here?
49620, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"Yeah, well."
49621, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey," Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I can’t buy the boat, I don’t have any money."
49622, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Jeez, relax! It’s not like we’re mar-ah-ah!! "
49623, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Wish it!  Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?"
49624, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"No, I'm saying..."
49625, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Mmh-mmh.
49626, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?"
49627, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on now, don’t keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But, I would keep that helmet on because you’re in for a rough ride! "
49628, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,You’ve got to be kidding me!
49629, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"Oh my god, we killed Bob!"
49630, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,I thought I was something that we both wanted!
49631, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,No thanks!
49632, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,"No that’s, that’s okay."
49633, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ve always hated that Howie."
49634, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but that’s much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?"
49635, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Joey,A little tall.
49636, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up."
49637, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,I mean we don’t want to go down that road do we?
49638, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother."
49639, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Oh please, you inhale your food!"
49640, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind."
49641, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica, Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
49642, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,The fake kind!
49643, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"Like ‘em, like ‘em? Or, I’d like to get store credit for that amount like ‘em?"
49644, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,I'm gonna do it.
49645, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!"
49646, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure  Which it kinda is.  Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!",4,Chandler,
49647, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!"
49648, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,I just can’t see Chandler cheating!
49649, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,Something to do with numbers?
49650, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Look, Phoebe!"
49651, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, ""See you ladle."" "
49652, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Hey uh, is it okay to come in?"
49653, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,I love you. 
49654, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,I’m leaning. This is where I lean.
49655, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey, Really?
49656, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,"Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!"
49657, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Well, what if they came in third in a modeling contest?"
49658, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay, let’s talk it out."
49659, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler," She's right, you shouldn't have bought tickets just for us ..."
49660, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Not for the next few minutes.
49661, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,And protected them from a tornado?
49662, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"Okay. Okay. Y’know what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean I’d-I’d be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now."
49663, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Well no, Charlie's gonna get that."
49664, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,Kate Miller it is. 
49665, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"That’s right, still no baby!  Come on people! Please make some room!"
49666, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?"
49667, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Obviously, and he’s British."
49668, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you."
49669, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Try to understand!
49670, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!"
49671, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Joey,What?
49672, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, The oven is on.
49673, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler, They seem all right with it!
49674, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,I gotta get to work.
49675, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just don’t know if we’re really quite there yet."
49676, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,Hmm? 
49677, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,What’s wrong Phoebe?
49678, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Ross,"Okay, stop it! I can’t deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby."
49679, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Really? That okay, that’s great."
49680, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Well, I know the other day in the coffeehouse you were caught up in the whole soccer mom thing? but is that really you? I mean can you honestly picture yourself in a Volvo?"
49681, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,"Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you don’t want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?"
49682, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,"Oh, I'm sorry. Please apologise to Sandy and the Snufflebumps for me."
49683, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?"
49684, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe," Oh my God, everything is such a mess. Why is this happening to me?"
49685, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Hi, welcome, to an adult conversation."
49686, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, happy my wedding day to you!"
49687, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I gotta go to work."
49688, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"That’s impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that."
49689, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,Aqui est�. 
49690, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Well, I suppose I’d have to say you!! But, what if we’re watching a movie in here?"
49691, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,"Hey, finished my recommendation.  Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn."
49692, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe, No!
49693, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way."
49694, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,You can’t give up on your dream.
49695, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,Nope! I can do this all day.
49696, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Look at that! Look at that! They’re going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
49697, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Uh, Ross."
49698, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
49699, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,I don’t know! Maybe she’s crazy! 
49700, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Okay, Pheebs, we decided the picnic idea was a little… Y'know, it didn't have any… It-it, well it blew. So, we thought, that this afternoon that we would all go away for the whole weekend to, Atlantic City!"
49701, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. "
49702, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Now that you’re on you’re own, you’re free to look as stupid as you like."
49703, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,"Oh, God! "
49704, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Neither will I.
49705, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Hi.
49706, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,Me pooh pooh!
49707, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, nobody's judging you. "
49708, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,What’s up buddy?
49709, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,"You know, I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know, just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person."
49710, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,It's a baby chick and duck!
49711, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,But…
49712, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"I’m-I’m sorry, it’s just that umm… Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandro’s, and umm I just got a really bad review…"
49713, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Monica,Oh yeah!
49714, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"I know! Hey, how’s Chandler doin’?"
49715, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,Then don't touch one!!
49716, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Plate! Yes, plate."
49717, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,715.  Watch doesn’t work.
49718, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"No, hit me"
49719, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
49720, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again."
49721, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel," Wow! I don’t know, maybe. I’m…"
49722, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,"So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend."
49723, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
49724, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,So do I. 
49725, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! RACHEL TALKS TOO!"
49726, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Uh, don't you mean ""for whom?"""
49727, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him."
49728, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,You took my watch?
49729, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Phoebe, Ble-blah-blar Blargh!
49730, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,Yes!!! Oh!!
49731, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!"
49732, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Where have you been?
49733, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Chandler,Hey!
49734, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,"Oh! Y'know, I’ve got an extra futon."
49735, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,
49736, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood."
49737, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,"Hm-mm, corn beef."
49738, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"I'm sorry, it just felt nice."
49739, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Yeah that’s what she said.
49740, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"What the smell from Joey’s? No, I can hardly smell it over here."
49741, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Okay. Right. Oh my God that is gonna be so hard.
49742, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey," Oh, and how is Allison?"
49743, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"Oh good, uh you’re here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say."
49744, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
49745, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,Hi!
49746, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Joey,Ross. I was thinking we could just go down the fire escape. 
49747, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,What about the obsessive cleaning?
49748, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Monica,Oh man! I did it again!
49749, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Chandler,What are you doin’?
49750, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,Oh.
49751, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,I can't believe it!  I lost!
49752, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel, You got it!
49753, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!"
49754, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,"I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. "
49755, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts."
49756, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Chandler,What?
49757, The Roof,,9,Monica," Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself."
49758, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"My dear, sweet Rach."
49759, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up."
49760, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,What? Is it the comet? 
49761, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Chandler,"Well, that's what we said about Joey..."
49762, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do."
49763, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler, Actually he’s the smallest person in the world.
49764, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I think it is!"
49765, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Oh, no I don't."
49766, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,Yeah! You don't like Kathy.
49767, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,"Oh hey but, before you guys do that  I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you."
49768, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Ohhh!
49769, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,Yeah that was stupid. Let’s not do that.
49770, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,"Maybe it’s not as bad as I think. Y’know, maybe they didn’t take it the way I meant it."
49771, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,"Oh, good. Thanks."
49772, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Oh my god!!
49773, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"Okay uh, here’s the electric bill. "
49774, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,And the world will never know.
49775, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Yeah?
49776, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross,Over here. 
49777, Central Perk," Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag,",7,Joey,Ten. Okay. Now Tag there’s such a thing as to many women.
49778, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Huh? 
49779, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler," Hey Ross, look what I've got going here."
49780, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Ross,"Well with Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I die. She made no such promise."
49781, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Okay! All right! How was she?
49782, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe, But you obviously haven't.
49783, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!"
49784, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
49785, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,But Chandler lent you money!
49786, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.
49787, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Is that why he's acting so weird...? He's jealous...? Oh my God, that is crazy. It's not like I'm attracted to Geoffrey..."
49788, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Yeah well, maybe you should go back! Okay? Rachel moves in, and before you know it you’re right where you don’t want to be! Back together!"
49789, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Ah, yes, The Plan! "
49790, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,What?
49791, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Hey uh, can I, can I talk to you guys for a second?"
49792, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, I've had dates like this."
49793, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey, PBS telethon.
49794, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-"
49795, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Well, I would like to have the option!!"
49796, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,Y'think?
49797, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
49798, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
49799, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head."
49800, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department."
49801, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Chandler,You really like it?
49802, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host."
49803, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,What about the time I said we were on a break?
49804,,,9,Rachel,
49805, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so…"
49806, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,Hi.
49807, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey, I didn't finish my five pages.
49808, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,I have you.
49809, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?"
49810, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Rachel,"Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!"
49811, Unitel Video," Studio 55, Joey's telethon, he is being shown around by the stage director,",5,Joey,"That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls."
49812, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,"Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?"
49813, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Judge rules, no violation."
49814, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?"
49815, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,"No, it's for when Carol goes into labor. She can get me wherever I am. I mean, all she has to do is to dial 55-JIMBO."
49816, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?"
49817, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,"No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. "
49818, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Why don’t you just give him to somebody else?
49819, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures."
49820, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’d love to but I’ve tried that so many times they won’t even let me in the store anymore."
49821, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Look, Chandler, it’s my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they don’t print the name, so it doesn’t really matter who gets credit, right?"
49822, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Monica,Hey!
49823, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"No! Think about it okay? This isn’t even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, you’re my first call! And-and somebody else might’ve hung up on you, but I wouldn’t do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself."
49824, Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it, He's ugly, He's naked, And he's holding a huge jumbo soda,",5,Ross,"Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and  I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it."
49825, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,"Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge."
49826, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!"
49827, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,Hey! Oh!
49828, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Let me finish ... 
49829, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!"
49830, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,"And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you."
49831, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
49832, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldn’t have, but it did. I mean I like her, I don’t want to stop seeing her, but every so often it’s like ‘Hey, y'know what, where’s your leg?’ I mean I’m the smallest person in the world aren’t I? I’m the smallest person in the world."
49833, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?"
49834, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Uh-huh.  Okay, let’s go see Monica!"
49835, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"All right, ready?"
49836, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that."
49837, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,
49838, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"Here she comes. Don’t say a word, okay? Just be cool, don’t be…y'know you."
49839, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Phoebe, No! Oh! You’re alive! You’re alive!
49840, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
49841, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"O-kay!! See what you did, I’m gonna be doing it by myself now. Okay?"
49842, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey, I wanna gooooooo!
49843, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,What are you doing here? I thought you had to do inventory all day.
49844, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Oh hi!
49845, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Uh. It's not... quite what I'm saying.
49846, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along."
49847, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Why do you care?
49848, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,Yeah. What do you think.
49849, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Do you?
49850, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,Oh we just—we drove each other crazy!
49851, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Chandler, Hey! Which one’s my turkey burger?
49852, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,We have a half hour.
49853, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Funny, my birthday was seven months ago."
49854, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,I mean that’s unbelievable.
49855, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
49856, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"You bet I do! I just ah, wasn’t listening then, that’s all."
49857, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,"Well yeah, sure, what’s up?"
49858, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Yeah!!
49859, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey, Hey...
49860, Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman,9,Ross,The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.
49861, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,Oh no.
49862, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do."
49863, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,It is not over! You’re over!
49864, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You bet I did, Ben, put it there!  Ho, ho, ho!"
49865, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!"
49866, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,It’s-it’s hot…
49867, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Ahem... I want.... OK, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips."
49868, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Losers walk!
49869, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Hi.
49870, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross."
49871, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I can’t believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!"
49872, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Ready? 
49873, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Whoa, I didn’t know we could date your sister!"
49874, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,"Oh, honey, I don’t know. I…"
49875, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, don’t get upset!"
49876, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Okay!  Umm, I uh, I’m your teacher. I’m sorry, you’re-you’re a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs."
49877, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,No! No! I can’t! You gotta get me out of it! I’ve got plans! 
49878, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, honey, that's so sweet."
49879, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Chandler, Happy New Year!
49880, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,Huh. What’s doofus spelled backwards?
49881, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very core!"
49882, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,I can’t believe you. You still haven’t told that girl she doesn’t have a job yet?
49883, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,"No, you?"
49884, The Roof,,9,Monica, Oh my God! Chandler!
49885, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. "
49886, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"No, it’s okay, but if I’m Marge, my breasts are coming out my back."
49887, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, it’s the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. "
49888, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,"Well, he’s not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with him—He says it’s okay.  Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!"
49889, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? 
49890, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Okay.
49891, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"You know, we don’t really take advantage of living in the city."
49892, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies."
49893, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"No, I’m not! And it wasn’t a hop it was a pademarie."
49894, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,Oh. This was amazing.
49895, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Oh hey, hey Mark."
49896, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,You heard them say that?
49897, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I don’t need it."
49898, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! "
49899, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe," For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport."
49900, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,We were all pretty shaken up about it.
49901, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,And done!
49902, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"Oh, great."
49903, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,No.
49904, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,"So, what do you think?"
49905, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?"
49906, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel," Yeah, right. Look at you, you’re practically giddy."
49907, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think I’m past the point where I think I can y’know, just have fun."
49908, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe, Hi Joey.
49909, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,I’m not sure.
49910, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!"
49911, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Yeah? Yeah, where is it?"
49912, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,Ohh!
49913, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,What?!
49914, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,...No... 
49915, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Oh.
49916, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you're-you're going?"
49917, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school…
49918, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Yeah!
49919, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,"So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?"
49920, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,And that horrible museum tour!
49921, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"You’re not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook."
49922, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can’t wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together."
49923, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,Ah!!
49924, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore."
49925, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,Hey!
49926, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"No really, you tell me what’s up."
49927, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money."
49928, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,"Well, it's official there are no good movies."
49929, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,Oh.
49930, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey," Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I..."
49931, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler, Hi! We’re checking out of the bridal suite.
49932, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Yes, you are."
49933, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"So what, like people are gonna come in and think, ""Uh-oh, I'm outside again?"" Of course!"
49934, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, baby!"
49935, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, what about you?  Wouldn’t you want a date?"
49936, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay but you should know though, I’ve raised my rates to $200 an hour."
49937, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe,I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.
49938, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Why?
49939, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, even this is turning me on!"
49940, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
49941, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip."
49942, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Chandler,A dinosaur died a million years ago?
49943, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror... as he is me!"
49944, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Go, go, go!!"
49945, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
49946, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Phoebe," There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn’t Mother Nature amazing?"
49947, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Why are you laughing?
49948, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,What?!
49949, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"All right, that’s it!  Come—you—no! You are in big trouble young man!"
49950, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,What happened?
49951, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oooh, yeah. You’re a genius."
49952, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,"Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?"
49953, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,What?! Dina…
49954, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Oh Monica. .
49955, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Hey, for what it’s worth, with Rachel I don’t think you’ll ever be just  ""anybody."""
49956, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,Hi.
49957, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,
49958, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,That's not Monica!
49959, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,Nooo!
49960, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?"
49961, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,I bet you’re a Gemini.
49962, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, he’s gotta go."
49963, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth."
49964, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey! Ross, listen can you come to a charity event tonight?"
49965, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,Hi you!
49966, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,I guess you're right.
49967, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"Oh, she does want to."
49968, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,Sure.
49969, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,Hey.
49970, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing."
49971, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,I don’t know! I guess I just can’t believe any of this is happening.
49972, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,"
49973, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
49974, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"You know, I really don't want to get involved in you guy's relationship."
49975, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"No thanks, I�m good."
49976, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey, I’m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby…
49977, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"Okay, worst case scenario. Say you never feel like a father."
49978, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so…  Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?"
49979, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Y'know what you should do?
49980, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game."
49981, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, I don’t know."
49982, Ross�,,9,Ross,"When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?"
49983, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, like there are police for that!"
49984, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,007 gets all the ladies.
49985, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,U-N-I-sexy? 
49986, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  is playing, Ross and Celia are kissing passionately,",1,Ross,Um... uh.... vulva.
49987, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, I-I know—I had put them in…in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
49988, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Ross,"Just one uh, one additional relationship thought. Probably something your already familiar with, uh, women talk! "
49989, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it’d be really good."
49990, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?"
49991, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,Okay.
49992, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,Yeah.
49993, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
49994, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Hang up, hang up. "
49995, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey, He's talking to London!
49996, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,You really didn’t know?
49997, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
49998, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,Yeah.
49999, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,Then you are neither of your parents!
50000, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Monica,You’ll see.
50001, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,Settle what?
50002, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, you said it was urgent!"
50003, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,"Okay. All right.  Honey listen. When I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you."
50004, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,"I just ran into Dave and he told me that you blew him off! I mean, you listen to me! Now, I'm calling the shots! I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave! What the hell were you trying to do?"
50005, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?"
50006," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do better next time!"
50007, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler, Hello! Little ones.
50008, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?"
50009, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,I suppose that Monica will have the � manipulative shrew.
50010, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
50011, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey,"Oh, well no problem there. "
50012, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn’t matter. I mean, I think it would’ve happened either way. I mean if you hadn’t initiated it I-I-I know I would’ve."
50013, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Monica,We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
50014, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Hey, it’s been like three weeks!"
50015, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,"My God, Joey!"
50016, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
50017, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"Okay, wait, you gotta hang up ‘cause we’re gonna be late."
50018, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,Is it the shampoo? It’s guava.
50019, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!"
50020, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica, I can do that!
50021, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,But over the past few weeks…
50022, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"Oh, please. Sweetie it’s hopeless, okay, I’m just gonna go. "
50023, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please."
50024, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Monica,"If you want, I'll do it."
50025, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name."
50026, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Watch, watch. "
50027, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh I’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room?"
50028, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Ah!
50029, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Hi...
50030, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I think I’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars."
50031, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's one of my gifts."
50032, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"I know, I can do more than cook."
50033, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,Are you really gonna do this?
50034, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You did a minute ago!
50035, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Y’know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
50036, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,You like Rachel?!
50037, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex."
50038, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"So umm, I’m gonna get us some drinks.  Would you help me out?"
50039, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? "
50040, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Okay. Have a great time you guys.
50041, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Joey,Yeah?
50042, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back."
50043, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross, AND ON MY TURF?
50044, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Love is the best medicine.
50045, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,Was he crying?
50046, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,Y'know that wasn't part of it?
50047, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,And why do you care so much?
50048, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,Oh my god! Where are you? 
50049, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Phoebe," Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles."
50050, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,"Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love."
50051, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me."
50052, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,A-ha!!! 
50053, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
50054, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,Oh! No-n-
50055, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
50056, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,...teen! 
50057, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Yeah, I don’t hear Chandler’s and he doesn’t hear mine."
50058, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,What's up with the simian?
50059, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,"No, but I want...I want the pinecones!"
50060, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Yep.
50061, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Joey,"I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. "
50062, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, yeah he has to stay in Tulsa this weekend
50063, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
50064, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
50065, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Hey, listen, lady.......whoa."
50066, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Phoebe,"Oh my God, look! That’s Elizabeth!"
50067, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Rach, I'm so sorry."
50068, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you."
50069, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,"Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe."
50070, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"No-no, not something stupid, something huge."
50071, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Yes, I did."
50072, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Sit down!
50073, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,Hey! 
50074, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Yeah, I'm an actor."
50075, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’"
50076, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,"No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. "
50077, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry, I don’t believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other."
50078, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,You tell them to wait!
50079, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here."
50080, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Joey... we always know what you mean.
50081, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey, Hit me! Hit me!
50082, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,
50083, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
50084, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Rachel,"Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react."
50085, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, y’know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!"
50086, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross," What?! I wh-, what’s wrong?"
50087, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who..."
50088, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
50089, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... "
50090, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Yeah.
50091, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Marriage advice? Really?!
50092, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too."
50093, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"No, because that’s the right thing to do."
50094, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know, we did other stuff too. "
50095, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,What?
50096, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?"
50097, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that he’d better come up here and apologize. I’ll see you later. "
50098, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,Wafer thin ice!
50099, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,We're moving in together! Isn't it great! Yay!
50100, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,"Really...? See... that's the thing you gotta keep it smart, people!"
50101, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, how does it work?"
50102, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica, I-I’m the head chef. I-I can’t get promoted.
50103, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God, who is it?! "
50104, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,"No reason, I’m just saying that uh… That’s where I’ll be."
50105, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagens I bothered.
50106, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler, Should we call the spitter?
50107, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,Hi.
50108, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
50109, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica, Oh give it a rest!
50110, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"Okay, it’s not a check. They’re saying your health insurance expired because, you didn’t work enough last year."
50111, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Joey,"Calm down, do you want this unit or not?"
50112, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?"
50113, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,That’s Fergie baby!!
50114, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,Who knows?
50115, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she’d made."
50116, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Ross,Why?! How?! How is he a genius?
50117, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, he’s lost it. He’s totally lost it."
50118, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"I know! Yeah, but, look I can handle it. All right? Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? And Ross gave me this great book ."
50119, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,Pheebs!
50120, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,"I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I just—I didn't know what it was!"
50121, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Chandler,"Well, Phoebe I thought I’d—"
50122, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,"No, we didn’t get married! That’s ridiculous!"
50123, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor.  What?"
50124, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,You have to!
50125, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must’ve hit something on the remote.
50126, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing?! It’s never gonna happen, she’s seeing somebody."
50127, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what’s going on here. Okay, you guys… STOP!!  I know that, I know that you’re acting mad because you think that it’ll make it easier to leave. But deep down you’re still really sad. Deep-deep down."
50128, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay.
50129, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,That’s fine!
50130, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Ohh!
50131, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,Hey.
50132, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe, Oh.
50133, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Little bit, yeah."
50134, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler," Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew!"
50135, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Chandler,"Man, if only you’d gotten here sooner. "
50136, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,Yeah? That's so nice! 
50137, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,And-and you’re using my name!
50138, After dinner,,3,Ross,That’s Daddy?! But doesn’t it bother you? You’re a waitress.
50139, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, Phoebe you’re… awful!"
50140, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I had the exact same conversation.
50141, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,Okay.
50142, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, that’s great!"
50143, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room."
50144, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Are you serious?!
50145, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,I don’t know. A month?
50146, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,C'mon! C'mon!
50147, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,Hey!
50148, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me."
50149, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"See Joe, we want you to tell stories but y’know, romantic stories. Nice stories."
50150, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,Yeah. 
50151, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Okay. Then I guess it’s just, wait here then.  Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen."
50152, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross, Phoebe?
50153, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Ross,"This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole ""We were on a break thing?"" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? "
50154, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Hey!
50155, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh. Okay. Oo, sorry I acted like a bank."
50156, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself."
50157, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,"Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something."
50158, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey," Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part."
50159, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, ""I will be revenged?!"""
50160, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
50161, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,"Wh—Hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick."
50162, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God! I’m standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I’m bored."
50163, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,No.
50164, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,I think she would like that.
50165, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,Sure!
50166, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, she’s dying… Of a cough apparently."
50167, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I won’t let you drive the Porsche is because you’re a terrible driver. There! That wasn’t about the wedding."
50168, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel, Hi! I’m Rachel. This is Phoebe. I’m the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
50169, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Anyone mind if I save this?
50170, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,I know; that just pushes them further and further apart.
50171, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! 
50172, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica,Michael.
50173, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,Would you excuse me for a second?
50174, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,"Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. "
50175, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,What did you get?
50176, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
50177, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"No! I just happened t�do a lot trivias about smoking in different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are called Leyhallalookoos."
50178, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Thank you!
50179, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,Got me.
50180, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Yeah!
50181, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, I’m one of the cops that won’t work with you ‘cause you a lose cannon. Anyway, look, I’m really sorry, but I stink!"
50182, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,Why?
50183, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Stop saying good night.
50184, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,I swear you said you had the keys.
50185, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,"Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently babies and weddings don't mix."
50186, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,I cannot push it in!
50187, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, you're so screwed. "
50188, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it  and it should umm, be....."
50189, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,I’m gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
50190, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Joey,Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
50191, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Did you find it?
50192, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Oh, I have to get married in James Bond’s tux!"
50193, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,"Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean."
50194, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Batman has the Batmobile!
50195, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,I married Fred Sanford!
50196, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,I can't do that. I'm an actor. I have a process.
50197, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how ‘bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? "
50198, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!"
50199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, I’m not, I’m not hungry."
50200, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,In Human Resources!!!!!!
50201, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"Hmm, y’know there’s another word for people like that. Losers!"
50202, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No I’m having fun. I’m really—And I’m really-really excited for you and Ursula.
50203, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Okay. You know that I-I have to go.
50204, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,"Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?"
50205, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Yeah it’s umm… Yeah it’s uh… It-it’s y’know—It’s nothing.
50206, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,So? What do you think of the house?
50207, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Wha.. well, Ella's a nice name!"
50208, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Can you ever feel your ears?
50209, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,yeah well  yeah you know Emma's birth certificate might say Geller but her eyes say Mookurgee.
50210, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller."
50211, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,"Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum."
50212, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,I am so sorry.
50213, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,What about Game 1 of the Series?
50214, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
50215, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,Please don't take her away from me!
50216, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part."
50217, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"‘Why don’t you call him?!’ Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!"
50218, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,I know. I know. I’ve feeling…
50219, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Chandler,"Well, that's what we said about Joey..."
50220, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Joey,Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; there’s a new class comin’ in.
50221, Central Perk,,10,Monica,You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
50222, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Phoebe,You do?
50223, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight."
50224, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps."
50225, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Hey, what you do on your own time..."
50226, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Monica,This is disgusting!
50227, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Are you makin’ him a sandwich?
50228, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,Fine with me.
50229, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,What?
50230, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Oh God, oh God, it’s sowed on though."
50231, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler," Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle."
50232, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,Me too.
50233, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,"Monica, where did you get these?!"
50234, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"No, I mean with us, you know. I mean, is it supposed to be this... difficult?"
50235, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"I don’t have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!"
50236, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,Okay you’re right. I’ll hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
50237, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?"
50238, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
50239, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Hi.
50240, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Phoebe,See? I’m doing it. I am totally doing it.  I lost it.
50241, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,You don’t know do you?
50242, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Joey,"So, we’re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, “Hey, let’s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,” remember? And then, and then, you turn to me and say, “Nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” Well, that was a nice move dumb ass."
50243, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,It’s not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do  that again.
50244, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it."
50245, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, What?
50246, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?"
50247, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"What, so I gotta shut it down now?"
50248, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,To the bank.
50249, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,"She, she was different."
50250, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
50251, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,I’m going to need a bigger boat.
50252, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,"No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!"
50253, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,Who are you supposed to be?
50254, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,No!
50255, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Okay, Pheebs, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet."
50256, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Actually Monica and I are engaged.
50257, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those ""healthy, healthy, healthy guys""?"
50258, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!"
50259, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,"Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, ""Why not?!"""
50260, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,"Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming ‘cause, ‘cause her eyes keep going like this. "
50261, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,Y'know who I always liked? Mork.
50262, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel," Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love."
50263, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  Uh, huh. Excuse me, I’m sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats."
50264, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for— I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that."
50265, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and…"
50266, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
50267, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Sorry, I’m so sorry, I will pay you back."
50268, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,Hi!
50269, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"No, I’m getting back down ‘cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she’s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away."
50270, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
50271, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"Ooh, that bad, huh?"
50272, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio"
50273, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,You play hard to get.
50274, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Well, I thought you liked doing it. "
50275, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. Oh, can I come?"
50276, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it don’t watch it."
50277, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey, Hello?
50278, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,Thank you!
50279, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Um... my... father.
50280, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica, Oh my God! What happened?
50281, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Bye sweetie.
50282, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Ross,"Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah."
50283, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out."
50284, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,It’s not a club.
50285, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,Honey that sounds like fun.
50286, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Uhh, well I’ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt.  You got an extra one?"
50287, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Bye. 
50288, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,Okay.
50289, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey,"""…when I look back over our time together…"""
50290, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
50291, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it."
50292, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Uh, Phoebe…"
50293, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Eh, you work for that."
50294, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Okay.  I wanna quit the gym.
50295, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Monica,Why? Do you think he’s still mad at us?
50296, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!"
50297, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Really? Excited?
50298, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"So you had fun, huh?"
50299, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
50300, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,"That’s right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind."
50301, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.
50302, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe," My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I can’t breathe."
50303, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Totally.
50304, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"So, why is Erica coming to visit?"
50305, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Well, y’know what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, I’ll ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something."
50306, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,There’s our star!
50307, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel," Oh, hey, don’t you have to go pick up Emily?"
50308, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Uh… You didn’t propose to me, Chandler didn’t propose to me, but Joey did."
50309, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Wha-what?
50310, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Hey!
50311, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Ross,…she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I’m not with Rachel.
50312, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care—I-I love Rachel."
50313, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Phoebe,Ross!!!
50314, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?"
50315, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her."
50316, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay."
50317, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  May 12th?,10,Ross,
50318, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,What?
50319, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,How does it feel knowing you’re never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing you’re gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
50320, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,I do. I really do. I don’t know anything.
50321, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"Oh-oh, that’s a risky little game!"
50322, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I should probably call them."
50323, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy."
50324, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,"Cool, thanks."
50325, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,Then why do you throw like one?
50326, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,Tiny portions?
50327, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Hot stuff?",8,Ross,
50328, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Monica,He is so amazing.
50329, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"I know what you meant!!  You notice that ever since we got this chick, we’ve been fighting a lot more than we used too?"
50330, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"All right, I’ll see you tonight."
50331, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"Hurry! Monica’s gonna make you pack! She’s got jobs for everyone! Now, it’s too late for me, but save your selves! "
50332, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically."
50333, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, she looks just like a little doll!"
50334, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
50335, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey, Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
50336, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica."
50337, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, I'm very angry at him, because he slept with me and never called me back."
50338, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,"Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth."
50339, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,I'm there!
50340, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,Yeah. The doctor got the 'K' out. He also found an 'M' and an 'O'.
50341, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,I just had the most amazing bath.
50342, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he made a move on me."
50343, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs."
50344, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Well, there are so many things, it’s hard to pick just one."
50345, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Yes. Yes. Just here .
50346, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler, Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
50347, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"Uh uh... well, her Internet Company went under and she lost an ear in a boating accident..."
50348, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,Okay.
50349, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,I have an oily T-zone!
50350, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside."
50351, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys."
50352, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"No, I'm-I'm serious!"
50353, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel,What?
50354, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,That’s awesome! That’s great! What made you do it?!
50355, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,Noho. Who doesn't they like me?
50356, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Whatever dude, you kissed a guy."
50357, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,I just have to call my agent and tell her I can’t do the part. 
50358, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler," I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow."
50359, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Yeah!  Ohhh!
50360, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,"Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship."
50361, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Lovely!
50362, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said.  Where is that other earring?"
50363, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,It's Joey.
50364, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Go! I have it in my book. Go!  Wait a minute! If you’re in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call her—Hello Mrs. Green! Hi, it’s Monica Geller."
50365, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,"Hey, hey, uh, who did you miss the most?"
50366, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no, no. Nina...  ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all."
50367, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Ross,
50368, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,Do not give him any money!
50369, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,Nothing—Why?!
50370, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Right!
50371, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!!"
50372, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
50373, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her."
50374, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Monica,"It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!"
50375, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,"All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?"
50376, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Thank you.  Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose."
50377, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!"
50378, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,Hands.
50379, Kathy’s apartment," Chandler is knocking on the door,",4,Chandler,"Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!"
50380, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,Just stop it! Come on!
50381, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?"
50382, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move."
50383, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,That’s right! That’s right! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!
50384, Outside Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"No, that's David."
50385, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,What are you doing?! Chandler! You can’t just go back a phase!
50386, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"I’m gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! "
50387, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!
50388, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?
50389, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh..."
50390, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"No! For all I know, she’s trying to find me but couldn’t because I kept moving around. No, from now on, I’m staying in one place.  Right here."
50391, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler, I love you. And I know about the baby.
50392, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’d be great."
50393, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.
50394, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, is that spelled with a ‘C’ or a ‘K’? Oh my God! It doesn’t matter; they’re both great!"
50395, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! "
50396, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica, That’s okay.
50397, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible."
50398,,,4,Chandler,
50399, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,"All right then, your bra would still be big."
50400, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Ugh.  Sorry.  Okay, Las Vegas."
50401, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,What?
50402, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,I am so glad you said cooks.
50403, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"All right, I’m sorry. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you but you were so mad already!"
50404, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler,Refill?
50405, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler," You didn’t think I used to wear glasses, right?"
50406, Ross's bedroom," Ross is humming the Star Wars theme, Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing,",3,Rachel,"Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?"
50407, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,What’s up?
50408, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,Thanks a lot.
50409, The ride along,,5,Chandler,"Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?"
50410, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,Hey
50411, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears… But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, ""Where's Betsy?"" Right? And she says, ""Betsy's been dead for 10 years."""
50412, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,... finally...
50413, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,No time for that!
50414, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler," Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?"
50415, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Oh.
50416, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Well, can you dance at all?"
50417, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,"So, um, what do you do for a living?"
50418, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money."
50419, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Monica,Let me try. 
50420, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,"Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad."
50421, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight."
50422, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,"Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard."
50423, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I know.
50424, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,No! But she gave me the box that it came in. It had a picture of the bike on the front.  So I would sit on it and my step-dad would drag me around the backyard.
50425, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed..."
50426, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a big surprise."
50427, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel," Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!"
50428, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I guess you're right."
50429, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"No kidding, out of towners huh? What did you tell ‘em?"
50430, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!!  You don’t, all right you don’t have to love each other, okay? You don’t, you don’t even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other."
50431, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel," Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!"
50432, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey, I can do an English accent?! That baby’s going on my resume!
50433, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, what do you want from me?"
50434, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross,"Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. "
50435, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"It’s worth the pain.  Y’know what, you know what? It’s not."
50436, Joey’s bedroom," he is asleep and snoring loudly, Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running,",4,Joey, Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!
50437, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"Good morning everyone, it�s nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions?  Yes, Ken is it?"
50438, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,What?
50439, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Because! You’re mean on the boat!
50440, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe,Ooh! We have a problem.
50441, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Come on Chandler, come on! It’ll give us great practice for when——people with babies come to visit."
50442, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does."
50443, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,What?!
50444, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica, Oh dear God!
50445, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Chandler,"Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is."
50446, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey, that is so great about the job."
50447, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,"How about, you’re moving!! "
50448, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
50449, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey,What?!
50450, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey," Monica, you understand what we are saying, right?"
50451, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,Now calm down Joey.
50452, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,"Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right?"
50453, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,Yeah?
50454, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Go!
50455, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,"Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but "
50456, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross, Okay! All clear!
50457, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel, Oh my God! That's Monica!!
50458, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna.  Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape."
50459, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission.  You can go.
50460, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,"Hey, y’know what and if you’re looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died."
50461, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Thank you.  Hey Pheebs!
50462, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I’m returning a call from a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H. I just spelled the wrong word. "
50463, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Why not?
50464, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,You’re jokin’ right?
50465, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Hi.
50466, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it."
50467, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,What?
50468, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet."
50469, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Alright, now you say something."
50470, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe,
50471, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe," Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely."
50472, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,Noo! I can't take any more secrets!  I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
50473, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,"Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I’d better go."
50474, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,Her name is Erica.
50475, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,No way!
50476, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Joey,Mark's a genius!
50477, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you..."
50478, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,And the Irish guy wins the joke!
50479, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Rachel,"Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?"
50480, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,I’m gonna marry someone good y’know.
50481, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,Uh-huh.
50482, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease."
50483, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh thank you!  Can I have another one?
50484, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ow!
50485, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?"
50486, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
50487, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Rachel,"Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…"
50488, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Startin’ to feel her again there are we?
50489, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Monica, Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I don’t even like Chandler.
50490, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,Very good!  What do you need it for anyway?
50491, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I'm not sure about this.
50492, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"Come on, you-you can’t tell me you actually believe that-that there’s a woman inside that cat!"
50493, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,I don’t even know how I would go about it.
50494, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Listen, Roland Chang, if things go well, I’m gonna be out with her all night."
50495, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
50496, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"And um, excuse me, he helps me."
50497, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it terns into anything serious."
50498, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler," All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?"
50499, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Ew! Gross.
50500, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
50501, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?"
50502, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"…and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for…"
50503, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Oh yes, absolutely! Y’know, it’s weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh…well I probably shouldn’t tell you the rest."
50504, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,I know 
50505, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey," Alright, look, I'll start, OK?"
50506, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy..."
50507, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"Okay. Oh, yeah...  Oh he's cute!"
50508, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross, What?!
50509, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,That game should not be played without my supervision.
50510, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ",1,Monica,
50511, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Tag…
50512, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Hey, did you stop by here?"
50513, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,"Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! "
50514, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,"Yes...Yes..Uh-huh, You? We did you."
50515, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,What are you doing?
50516, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Oh now—Hey Ross-Ross! Do you wanna-wanna come in for a beer or something?
50517, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay."
50518, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,"Joey, what are you doing?"
50519, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller."
50520, A Street," Phoebe and Lizzie are at a hot dog vendor,",1,Phoebe,Huh!
50521, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,"Oh well, lost again.  That's it! You and me, outside!"
50522, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,They’re at the coffeehouse.
50523, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…"
50524, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,- and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
50525, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,Come on! Do something!
50526, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list"
50527, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,No! No. They’re umm… They’re just uh…ground beef smileys. 
50528, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,I’d like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut please.
50529, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,"Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion."
50530, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,"Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister "
50531, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"To yourself.  Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good."
50532, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,What?!
50533, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Ohh.
50534, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Ah, and where is Joey?"
50535, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,"Plus, you look cool."
50536, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!"
50537, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
50538, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Ross," I will, I will find him."
50539, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,Oh no! Why?
50540, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Pantyhose! Y’know? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here…  I should go take these off shouldn’t I?
50541, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? "
50542, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"That’s sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?"
50543, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Ross,Which is fine! Because you just turned——twenty-eight!
50544, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
50545, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"Well, why don’t you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you."
50546, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"No need to point, she knows who Ross is."
50547, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
50548, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Well I don’t like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Don’t feel bad man, we all have our strengths. You’re better with numbers and stuff."
50549, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"No.  And then I called him, and he wasn’t there."
50550, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,Okay.
50551, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,"Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel? "
50552, Boarding the plane,,10,Chandler,"Yeah, it's almost if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life."
50553, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, What?
50554, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel, Yeah. 
50555, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,Then you are neither of your parents!
50556, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,Say good-bye to sore muscles!
50557, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,What are you doing here?
50558, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,"Hey uh, well, today’s my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?"
50559, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables,",9,Joey,"Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? "
50560, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,All right that’s it! I am maid of honor!
50561, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,"No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad."
50562, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,You’re fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver.
50563, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?"
50564, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,Come on! Who has the biggest boobs?
50565, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Monica,Do you really want to pull at that thread?
50566, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,I love ya.
50567, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts."
50568, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,We are NOT signing those papers.
50569, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,Hi.
50570, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Really? Are you sure?
50571, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Ross,Her date tipped me ten dollars. 
50572, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir."
50573, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel," In case you didn’t notice, that is a scary man."
50574, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Chandler,"Okay, here we go."
50575, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"No-no, stay right there.  Gettin’ closer."
50576, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,You're kidding! Where? Where?
50577, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. "
50578, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?"
50579, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!"
50580, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I’m kinda hungry."
50581, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,That was a good day!
50582, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Ok, ok, so how should I do it?"
50583, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"No! Nonono, wait a sec. I may have something in the back."
50584, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month."
50585, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,What?
50586, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? "
50587, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Shake it off.
50588, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m sorry. Won’t-won’t Jack’s father be joining us?"
50589, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel, Relaxi-Taxi!
50590, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Phoebe, Where's Joey?
50591, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"Actually, I really need…"
50592, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}"
50593, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Chandler,Wrong number?
50594,,,3,Rachel,
50595, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Phoebe,"No! Joey, you’re going to be great!"
50596, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?"
50597, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica, What happened in Atlantic City?!
50598, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yes, it’s in my… In…in my pocket.  My back pocket! My back pocket!"
50599, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,OH MY GOD!
50600, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,I’ll figure something out.
50601, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Rachel,"Yeah! Oh by the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine."
50602, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!"
50603, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts.  Chan and Jan Forever."
50604, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Ross,"Well, you-you’ve always had glasses."
50605, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes."
50606, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,Hi.
50607, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
50608, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely!
50609, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Oh, good! "
50610, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Surprise! Look who’s back!
50611, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Ross,"You're right, you're right, it is."
50612, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, hi. "
50613, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica,It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
50614, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"All right, what else?"
50615, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,I do.
50616, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Well, maybe I can help. "
50617, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Two in a row! You’ve got to use your tongues now! 
50618, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Really? She... she loves me?
50619, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,So Rach.
50620, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you."
50621, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,No.
50622, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,"Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too."
50623, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Tough crib.
50624, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Chandler, Not to mention the cold sores.
50625, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Phoebe,"Oooh look! Isn’t this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!"
50626, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,Of course they’re listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
50627, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"No! No! No! I’m not yelling at you, I’m just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh I’m my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! I’ve been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin’. Oh, Joey, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I just wanted you to learn."
50628, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
50629, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Uh Ross? You asked me that.
50630, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Shall we?
50631, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe," Oh, hey!"
50632, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Ross,Love you guys. 
50633, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I’m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.
50634, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Well this is romantic!
50635, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,We got the house.
50636, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,It isn't mine!
50637, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches."
50638, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,She's asleep.
50639, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
50640, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Why didn�t I get that message?
50641, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
50642, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, what was wrong with your old…human teeth."
50643, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day.  Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people."
50644, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?"
50645, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,They know you know.
50646, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Joey,Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!
50647, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Okay, I-I’m sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else."
50648, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"No, look, don't touch that!"
50649, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Hey, so how is it?"
50650, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey," Uhh, so bad news. Umm, I can’t buy the boat, I don’t have any money."
50651, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel," Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye."
50652, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig."
50653, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,17 years ago.
50654, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Ross," Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented."
50655, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,You know sometimes your words... they hurt.
50656, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked."
50657, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross, Ok!... Uh... excuse me? Yeah?
50658, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,Ok!
50659, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"I don't know, but I.. Look, even if she shoots me down, at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. Where - where is my coat?!"
50660, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, well umm, I know that we haven’t talked in a long time, but umm okay, our Mom is not our birth Mom. This-this other lady is our birth Mom."
50661, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Joey,"Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15.  All right, when was 1990?"
50662, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler,Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!
50663, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
50664, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay."
50665, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,"Oh! Good for you Pheebs, way to go! "
50666, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!"
50667, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah he's lying. He looked down.
50668, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,This is ridiculous. 
50669, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler," Okay, you are new!"
50670, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,Hey...
50671, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,Really? I don’t…
50672, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh no Ross! This is not good, we have to talk about this Joey thing. Please sit.  You have got to get over this Joey thing, okay? I never really wanted to marry Joey, okay?"
50673, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,"Aw, right."
50674, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?"
50675, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Look...
50676, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,Are you crazy?!
50677, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn’t make any sense."
50678, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Ross,I really wish that you wouldn’t.
50679, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils."
50680, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe, That’s my Mom’s writing! Look.
50681, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,"Yeah, it did."
50682, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
50683, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,Yes!
50684, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,This is fashion?!  'Cause I do.
50685, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or something—or should I call it  football?"
50686, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
50687, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"I don’t know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office."
50688, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,"Okay, bye!  Oh my God!!"
50689, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants."
50690, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah umm, they're called wallets."
50691, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,
50692, Chandler is standing on a street corner waiting for Phoebe in the cab," Joey walks up,",2,Chandler,Hey.
50693, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?"
50694, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,What?
50695, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein."
50696, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Ross,Just three?! I’m dilated three!
50697, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,What?
50698, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,Hey!
50699, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,I know!
50700, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,Stop it!! That’s not funny!!
50701, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Are you okay?
50702, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Monica," Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!"
50703, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,"I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry."
50704, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, we killed them all."
50705, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"C'mon, we're great together, why not?"
50706, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing."
50707, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"I don’t know whether he’s testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, ""supposedly"" by accident."
50708, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,The nights are the hardest.  But then the day comes! And that’s every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…
50709, The Roof,,9,Joey,"Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something..."
50710, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Phoebe,Chandler sucks! He couldn’t have gotten this good!
50711, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Ross,"I don’t know, something girlie."
50712, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Chandler,"Ooh, I do! I do! I do!"
50713, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Yeah, that’s one naked hooker!"
50714, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,Joey!
50715, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, well I had to learn, I was staying at the Y and some off the young men weren’t acting Christian enough."
50716, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you."
50717, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,This sucks! I didn’t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I’m so tired!
50718, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Bye Janine!
50719, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Monica,"Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?"
50720, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey, Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who you—what?!!
50721, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler, No!
50722, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Uh, in her defense, she’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you."
50723, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,"No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. "
50724, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler," Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!"
50725, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"...I'm his butt double. 'Kay? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt."
50726, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,Megan!
50727, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey,No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
50728, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"No, y’know what? Maybe somebody came in here and fixed it! Or something!"
50729, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"Well, it comes and goes. I wouldn't trust it."
50730, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Good-good, I’m-I’m married. "
50731, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"Umm, this is nice."
50732, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Yeah.
50733, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Eh, you work for that."
50734, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Chandler,"Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?"
50735, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?"
50736, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,…I mean it's my fault.
50737, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Ross,Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place.  I'm Ross.
50738, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"No, no, no, no! Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!"
50739, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Yes, I am!"
50740, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?
50741, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Uh, I-I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?"
50742, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,"Oh, hey..."
50743, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"I’m sure you’re right, but why?"
50744, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, no, Ralph doesn’t look anything like that guy. He’s-he’s young and he’s got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack."
50745, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,Hey! 
50746, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"No well, no it's not that bad, y'know? I mean yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and these fingers sort of smell, I actually feel like I can throw up."
50747, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"Psss, that is whack!"
50748, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means."
50749, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,Touched. Used. Sat on. Sleep on.
50750, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
50751, Central Perk,,10,Ross,Yeah!
50752, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Now there you go! I wouldn’t want my best guest to strain her eyes!
50753, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Eh, they’re both good. I generally just go with, Monica’s drunk again. "
50754, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and I don’t have any cologne."
50755, Ross's apartment,,10,Ross,Really? Did you count Mississipily?
50756, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey,Hello New York! 
50757, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,"Well, I did and it hurt.  That's when I wrote the song ""Betrayal In The Common Room""."
50758, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Well! Good night.  I’m going upstairs.
50759, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"You had a rough day, uh?"
50760, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,I’ll take her back tomorrow.
50761, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!"
50762, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, come in."
50763, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,
50764, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go."
50765, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
50766, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,What are you in love with her or something?
50767, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,Yeah.
50768, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,"Oh, blablablabaybaybay."
50769, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Ross, Hey!
50770, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know what? I’m not talking to you! You go back to sleep!  And you, are you a rapist?!"
50771, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross, Umm that’s…that’s a little misleading.
50772, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"It’s a funny story, actually.  I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying."
50773, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica, Oh.
50774, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Awesome, the name really stands out."
50775, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
50776, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,Okay. I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day.
50777, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, she’s dying… Of a cough apparently."
50778, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Chandler,I did.  But it came at a price.
50779, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!"
50780, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Well no brush!
50781, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,"Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close."
50782, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,
50783, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,"Never mind, I got it."
50784, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,You cooked him?
50785, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Hi!
50786, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,You wanna see if we still have it?
50787, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Hi!
50788, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,"Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!"
50789, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel," I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-"
50790, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, I’m sorry. Can I get you something?"
50791, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Because I think it means more to you.
50792, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe," Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either ""Liar, Liar"" or ""Betrayal"", or... ""An Affair To Remember""."
50793, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,"Yeah, Monica made us!"
50794, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Yeah?! So's yours!
50795, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?"
50796, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Joey,"Oh great.  Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!"
50797, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross," Yeah, listen..."
50798, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh, I do.  How you doin?"
50799, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,Thank you.
50800, Estelle's  Office," Joey is there,",5,Joey,How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
50801, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,Okay.  Hey Rach?
50802, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,"Uh, hang out?! How long?"
50803, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,Ohhhh…
50804, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,Hey!
50805, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Rachel,"Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist..."
50806, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Rachel,God. I feel violated.
50807, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler, Hey!
50808, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything."
50809, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,That word was swans.
50810, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,Who’s Elaine?
50811, Ross',,9,Rachel,Why?
50812, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,I did not know you spoke French.
50813, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,
50814, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,What?
50815, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy.  Aramis? Aramis?"
50816, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,What's he doin' in my section?
50817, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,"No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!"
50818, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! That’s why you have kids!"
50819, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!"
50820, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Come on, just answer the question!"
50821, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica," Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir..."
50822, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,Let's go! 
50823, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey, Take it back?
50824, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,You never cooked since 1996. 
50825, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
50826, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,"No, only for sex."
50827, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,I don’t even know how that would work!
50828, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Joey,What?
50829, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,That's not advice!
50830, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before."
50831, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Rachel, What are you guys doing?
50832, In the hall,,9,Monica,"Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated."
50833, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Okay. I can do that.  I gotta go powder my ass.
50834, Dr," Burke’s office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives,",4,Monica,Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
50835, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay."
50836, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... "
50837, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!"
50838, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,"Hey, man. What's up?"
50839, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Really?
50840, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Come on, just answer the question!"
50841, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,"No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way."
50842, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Ross, look, I know that some of this stuff is out there, but I mean, come on, look at this, look at this sweater! . I mean, this is just beautiful!"
50843, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Oh-oh, okay, okay! "
50844, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"Because he’ll know what to do?  Oh my God, you’re a genius!"
50845, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,"Umm, our situation. Y’know umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-we’re having this baby together, and we live together. Isn’t that, isn’t that weird?"
50846, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Hey, opposite, is opposite! "
50847, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Monica,I think you’re done.
50848, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler," Yes, but if it’s any consolation, before the bird dropped it, he seemed to enjoy it."
50849, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"I don't know, clean places?"
50850, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"Well, I just…"
50851, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Phoebe,"It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign."
50852, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Why?  Do you have a report due?
50853, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague."
50854, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that."
50855, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,It's almost as if he knew.
50856, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. "
50857, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
50858, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didn’t tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend."
50859, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross,Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
50860, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Chandler,"Um, ok... the... the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?"
50861, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,"Well, we appreciate anything you can tell us."
50862, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!"
50863, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,
50864, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Hi...
50865, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Oh, how do you play the shadow game?"
50866, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school…
50867, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,"Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here."
50868, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Really! That-that great huh?
50869, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,The abridgment.
50870, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe, How’s the pressure?
50871, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Why?!
50872, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Chandler,"I know, I still am one of these."
50873, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,"Okay, I’ve got three of my five."
50874, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"You know, I'm always right about these things."
50875, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Ross, 13.
50876, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe," What, what is that?"
50877, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Y’know who I’m talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers… "
50878, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Phoebe,"The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, ""Hi, Phoebe!"""
50879, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,Hey!
50880, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,Oh my God! Oh my God! 
50881, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Nothing. It’s just old and dingy, that’s all."
50882, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know...."
50883, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!"
50884, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Why? What?
50885, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.
50886, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Thank you.  Mon?
50887, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,What did I marry into?
50888, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Wow! A lipper from Chipper.
50889, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy."
50890, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?"
50891, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,What?
50892, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Ahh!
50893, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Okay.
50894, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Oh yeah .
50895, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,Oh I’m so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?
50896, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, I will tell her."
50897, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica,"Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this."
50898, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I’m late."
50899, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah.
50900, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Oh, no, Mom, it’s just Monica this year."
50901, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey,What?!
50902, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe, Hey.
50903, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Nope, not that one."
50904, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel, What?! Are you crazy?
50905, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,
50906, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,You really think that’ll work?
50907, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler,What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
50908, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,What? Why?
50909, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,Well maybe it was all of your questions.
50910, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,"Look, I was nervous! You guys had me all worried I was going to be boring! I got up there and they were all like staring at me. I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out."
50911, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Okay, so we’ve established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren’t friends, say it’s a blind date. I show up at your door, and I’m like  “Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.”"
50912, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,"Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!"
50913, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.
50914, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,Just go over and say hi.
50915, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,What do we do?
50916, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler, I don’t think that’s what they were talking about Joe!!
50917, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Well, thanks. I grow it myself.  Y’know who also has great hair is Joey!"
50918, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe," Y’know, suddenly I find you very attractive."
50919, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Okay, I see what's going on here."
50920, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Rachel,"I know, I remember that!"
50921, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"Come on, I mean, you know me, you know..."
50922, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Oh, look at those little fingers and toes!"
50923, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,Sure.  Coffee? ‘Cause I’m going up there.
50924, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? "
50925, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,"No, that’s all right."
50926, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I know that means buddy!"
50927, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,Yeah.
50928, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler, Maybe we’ll have to listen and see!
50929, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Sure, because women never like Joey. Y’know, I think he’s a virgin."
50930, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn’t look exactly like her sister."
50931, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?"
50932, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Phoebe,... and...?
50933, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"No, I have a great idea for a present for her."
50934, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Go on, teach me something about men and women."
50935, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,You got it!
50936, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler," Oh, by the way, that is her full name."
50937, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,Please!!
50938, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross, So I'm going over to Amanda's tonight!
50939, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe," Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right?"
50940, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,What?
50941, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Ah, what good are you. "
50942, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,No touch! No touch!
50943, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Come on, let’s go!"
50944, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Hey!
50945, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,What?
50946, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!"
50947, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Got it.
50948, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,You kissed him?!
50949, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe," 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'"
50950, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Well, yeah!"
50951, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,"Relax, I’ll fix it."
50952, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh, well, that’s great!"
50953, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now."
50954, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,Oh uh-uh pal! Don’t call me mommy! It’s bad enough you call your own mother that. 
50955, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Awful, absolutely awful. "
50956, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I’ll be in Cuba."
50957, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back."
50958, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? "
50959, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Chandler,"Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of."
50960, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Grandma’s gonna have to get in line.
50961, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,I’m gonna get coffee.
50962, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,"Uh, Rach?"
50963, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we’re gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner’s office. Now, he doesn’t get in until 10, so he’s no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk."
50964, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monica’s apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
50965, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,Hey Ross! Doesn’t Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
50966, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,This totally makes sense!
50967, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,The fruit roll up.
50968, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone."
50969, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Monica,"Oh, well don’t take it to the same place you took the stereo, ‘cause they’ve had that thing for over a week."
50970, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.  Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?"
50971, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, well, it doesn’t have a name—oh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesn’t have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?"
50972, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica, I-Is... Is that a picture?
50973, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?"
50974, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Phoebe,No. I’m-I’m to depressed to talk.
50975, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
50976, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Rachel,"Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?"
50977, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,It’s perfect. It’s everything we’ve been looking for.
50978, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
50979, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"Umm, no."
50980, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,Who is this?
50981, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,"Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?"
50982, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,And I also brought my friend Joey…
50983, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,I can't believe we are at a real college party!  I have to pee so bad!
50984, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Okay!  Oh my God, thank you!!"
50985, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,But I don't want you to.
50986, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what? There’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?"
50987, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,My turn? What-what are you talking about?
50988, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,Seriously?
50989, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
50990, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Ross,"Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets."
50991, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"But, okay."
50992, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,
50993, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,
50994, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him."
50995, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey," Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!"
50996, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Of course not nothing is. Between me and you…
50997, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. "
50998, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Monica,I think our lover’s spat will start a little early this month.
50999, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,Check.
51000, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Okay I can’t let you do this! She’s lying to you.
51001, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross, What's going on?
51002, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas and offices with fewer than fifteen people."
51003, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,What?!
51004, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, this guy again. "
51005, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Oh God! Y’know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I’m wishin’ for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger."
51006, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"No, you could’ve lost your job."
51007, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Mind if I mute?
51008, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah that’s too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but it’s totally sold out. I know! Why don’t you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two I’ll take you."
51009, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Hey! She didn’t look 50!
51010, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh wow! What now Ross you’re not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know.  What are you doing?!"
51011, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Rachel,"Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
51012, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Rachel,That’s nice.
51013, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint."
51014, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
51015, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I know! I know!
51016, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,"Aww, and good luck to you too!  What a nice lady!"
51017, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Sorry! Sorry! Oh,  Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!"
51018, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,But getting over was the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
51019, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.
51020, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,She's bluffing!
51021, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,"You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?"
51022, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Well, well, you said it was practice!"
51023, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,I don't want it to end either.
51024, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course!"
51025, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Okay. 
51026, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Betrothed… 
51027, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!"
51028, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross, Huh…uh-huh.
51029, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"I think you should go back with Gary. I don’t wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know ‘You’re the reason, you are the reason why their not together.’ and I hated that guy. And it didn’t matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad."
51030, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,"Come on, Rach."
51031, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Umm, okay. If it’s a boy it’s Daniel."
51032, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler,I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.
51033, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Well now-now you’re just talking crazy.
51034, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,That’s it! 25 percent? That means that’s it’s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!
51035, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,Yeah?
51036, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay.  You uh, you wanna hear something weird?"
51037, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,I don't believe this!
51038, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica, Oh my God!
51039, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,Here we go! 
51040, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,"Well the Lions technically won, but it was a moral victory for the Green Bay…Mermen."
51041, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!"
51042, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,Hey.
51043, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!"
51044, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a lot of pressure on me and my uterus.  So, well okay, so is there—is maybe is there something that I can do y’know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?"
51045, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat."
51046, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure ,",4,Chandler,"Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?"
51047, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow!  I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?"
51048, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!"
51049, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I'm sorry."
51050, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm not so worried."
51051, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,Barmifsaed?
51052, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,Yeah.
51053, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,Oh really? That’d be great! You guys can be the contestants!
51054, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner."
51055, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,Stop picturing it!!
51056, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace…"
51057, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,You know what?
51058, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,"Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?"
51059, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,I got it—I'm getting it!
51060, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.
51061, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Yeah. What time are you meeting her?
51062, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe,"Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel."
51063, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Okay! All right! How was she?
51064, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
51065, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Monica,That's very nice.
51066, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"Yeah, not since I got too strong for you."
51067, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,Hi roomie! 
51068, The lecture," Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind,",3,Rachel,Oh. 
51069, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!"
51070, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?"
51071, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Oh-ho!
51072, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross," ""...and I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll""!"
51073, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,Really?!
51074, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica, What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why don’t you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
51075, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,Are they in love?
51076, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
51077, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,I got a gig!
51078, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?"
51079, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Joey, Fight’s over!
51080, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin’ you down. Everybody wants to be paid off."
51081, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype.
51082, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross, How 'bout Ben?
51083, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I think I can help you get over him."
51084, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y’know? We’ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college."
51085, The Hospital," Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive,   They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney,",1,Rachel,"I meant er,  young, young, I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach."
51086, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,ooh...
51087, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,What are you going to do?
51088, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Monica,What’s the part?
51089, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"Oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to Tulsa."
51090, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! "
51091, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Well, I... I am having a good hair day."
51092, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister."
51093, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe,What?
51094, Prof," Sherman's office, Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door,",9,Ross,
51095, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,But you already gave all your money to charity!
51096, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
51097, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Hey, Happy Valentine’s Day!"
51098, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Joey,It’s the chick! She’s…going through some changes.
51099, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,And you're thinking of taking it?  new job.
51100, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgement. But you did it too! And you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you're wrong! What does that say about you?
51101, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,No!!
51102, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,You guys. You suck too. 
51103, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,That noise you just made?
51104, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,Because! ‘Cause… ‘Cause you’re my baby sister!
51105, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,What?!
51106, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,"Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid."
51107, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital."
51108, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all."
51109, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Ross,"I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh..."
51110, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,But they’re not!
51111, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler, Hi.
51112, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,That’s great Joe!
51113, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,Fine. 
51114, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Rachel,"Oh, anything yet?"
51115, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica," Wait, what?"
51116, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Rachel,This is totally your fault!
51117, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Monica,What are you doing?!
51118, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Ross," Sorry, sorry... Uh-oh."
51119, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!"
51120, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,I’m serious.
51121, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Ross,"Go, go, go!"
51122, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean..."
51123, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
51124, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,I know I love you! 
51125, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Phoebe,Let’s go! Come on! Move it! 
51126, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,Then what am I supposed to do?
51127, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t give me a reason to get mad, okay"
51128, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?"
51129, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Yeah, we kissed, but... nothing else... nothing else happened, okay."
51130, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Here's a little tip, she really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot over and over and over again until it starts to get a little red."
51131, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,Yeah.
51132, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…"
51133, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,Just give us our apartment back!
51134, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four."
51135, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door,4,Monica,"Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister."
51136, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Chandler,"What, like a number?"
51137, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Wh?!
51138, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,What the hell are you doing?
51139, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"All right—Ooh! Oh dead God, save me!"
51140, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Joey,"Ahh, wait, is Wendy the runner-up Miss Oklahoma?"
51141, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,I’ll go with you
51142, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Think he washed his hands?
51143, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,All right! I’ll have a sandwich!
51144, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?
51145, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,Uh!
51146, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"When, when were you... under me?"
51147, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler, Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.
51148, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,Are you serious?
51149, Ross',,9,Rachel,So seriously...rodeo clown?
51150, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,I know.
51151, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,Yeah. That's me!
51152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
51153, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Oh my God!
51154, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,You look like a freak.
51155, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,Just a job!
51156, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?"
51157, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Phoebe, Ew-eww!! Undies!
51158, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Joey,Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
51159, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,What?
51160, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
51161, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,It's not a cat!
51162, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,...and head to Canada!
51163, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you…hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?"
51164, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,I won’t boss you around.
51165, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,"‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute."
51166, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Monica,Okay! Okay! Okay!  We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours.
51167, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Chandler,"And thank you for explaining to us what escrow means... I've already forgotten what you said, but thank you."
51168, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,"Hi, um, I’m err,  ..who’s next?"
51169, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Oww!! Son of a...!! Ow! Come on!
51170, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe,Yeah. But Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks to get all the way across it.
51171, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay.  You uh, you wanna hear something weird?"
51172, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white."
51173, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Rachel, it’s okay. You don’t have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa."
51174, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, get out!"
51175, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"I know, I know it was stupid."
51176, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey,
51177, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
51178, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel,What?
51179, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Monica,"For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. "
51180, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Yeah-yeah right. That’s okay. That’s fine. That’s uh, pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, it’s no big deal. All right? I think I’m gonna go. "
51181, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Yeah, all right, it’s a date. "
51182, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?"
51183, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,What’s up?
51184, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,Hey! Remember when I had corneas?
51185, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Monica is entering with a mug,",7,Monica,"Okay, here’s your milk. What do you want to talk about? "
51186, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Oh God! Y’know what I wish? I wish you were six years older. Well actually, if I’m wishin’ for stuff, I actually wish I was six years younger."
51187, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,What are you guys doing?
51188, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well, there’s a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize she’s not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?"
51189, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey, All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!
51190, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"Yes I did, and I think you should do it."
51191, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Oh sorry.  And?!
51192, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey, In a minute!!
51193, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Is that a problem?
51194, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, not much. I-I got a job."
51195, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey, Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!
51196, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Emily is…incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream.  Oh! And you! Rach!"
51197, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-he’s obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers.   What he needs right now is for you to be his friend."
51198, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Oh, I will."
51199, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
51200, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it."
51201, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey!
51202, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe, Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
51203, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom."
51204, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess."
51205, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,Oh did you—what did you—did you work for two days straight?
51206, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,Hi!
51207, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross, Yes I would.
51208, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Well, the turkey's burnt.  Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined."
51209, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Will, right?"
51210, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross, Hey!
51211, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,Hi!
51212, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler," All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?"
51213, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but…"
51214, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Monica,"Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences."
51215, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel, People are trying to sleep in here!
51216, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Princess Leia, was wearing this, um, gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool."
51217, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,"Unwilling to steal from work, interesting."
51218, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Umm, it’s Cutie McPretty."
51219, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Please, don't listen to Joey, okay. Would you look at him? He-he’s obviously depressed. He's away from his family; he's spending Thanksgiving with strangers.   What he needs right now is for you to be his friend."
51220, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,Hey!
51221, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron.
51222, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"That’s it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you."
51223, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
51224, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Wait a minute! Now I’m betting against all three of you?
51225, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,"Oh please, hit by a blimp?"
51226, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,What?!! Gross!!
51227, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,"No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we’re up at the altar and I’m like this. "
51228, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly! "
51229, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel, Hey Mon? I’m gonna check my messages.
51230, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Phoebe,"I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny..."
51231, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,Hello.
51232, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,That’s fine!
51233, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,What are you doing?
51234, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,What are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?
51235, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,You kissed her that night too?
51236, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Wow!
51237, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Joey, I bet I stopped listening before you did.
51238, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,Yeah.
51239, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, I was thinking four."
51240, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,Yeah.
51241, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler,Will you marry me? Will you marry me?  What’s going on little elves?
51242, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,You can’t leave! I have your shoe!
51243, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around…
51244, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler," All right, this isn’t so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because I’ve got my boat."
51245, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world."
51246, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,"Oh, you’re welcome a million."
51247, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,"Hey man, what's up?"
51248, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,do you have a compact in your purse?
51249, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!"
51250, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. "
51251, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Of course, yeah. You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate..."
51252, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
51253, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Joey,"What about me, he? Only had one lunch today."
51254, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Phoebe,I’ll have coffee.
51255, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Naked alone time.
51256, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?"
51257, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Uh, no!!"
51258, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps."
51259, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica," Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party."
51260, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,"Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, ""Quack, quack!"" I’m happy all the time!"
51261, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
51262, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," I mean, well, it's just that I I've always felt kinda like an outsider, you know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now, you and I have… have a great one! "
51263, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,"No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!"
51264, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Yeah? What did ya have?
51265, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,"Well it’s only like my favorite bay! {Actually, it’s not bad. It just gets a little cold in winter, but in Wisconsin winter only lasts from August to June. J }"
51266, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes."
51267, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Chandler," Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?"
51268, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,Totally.
51269, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,"It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?"
51270, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,Ross.
51271, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,I'm not supposed to tell you.
51272, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey, It is???
51273, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Wow.
51274, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey,"Oh don’t listen to him, he’s just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don’t think he’s gonna get it."
51275, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,...that center around work.
51276, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It’s time to open the presents!
51277, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
51278, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Monica,Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
51279, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,Ugh!
51280, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?"
51281, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"You’ve seen it, the Geller Yeller."
51282, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh please. 
51283, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,"It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it."
51284, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy."
51285, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Wow, you'd think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout."
51286, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica,Isn’t that mine?
51287, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
51288, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.
51289, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, otherwise, I mean that’s, that’s, that’s just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want?  Can you be civil?"
51290, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?"
51291, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"Noo!! It’s driving me crazy. I mean every other way he’s like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything."
51292, Iridium," Monica and Paula are at work,",1,Monica,"I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked."
51293, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
51294, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica," Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too To Monica. And none of this ""best wishes"" crap. I want ""love""."
51295, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden-  So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city."
51296, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"All right people listen, I’ve got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again."
51297, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
51298, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Hang on a second I just got in.
51299, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,"So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! "
51300, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables,",9,Chandler," Hey, what you guys talking about?"
51301, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,Oh.  It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in…
51302, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing. I was very drunk and i was somebody else's subconscious."
51303, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard of other people's feelings?"
51304, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
51305, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Well, we’re-we’re hanging out in here!"
51306, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Monica,"Wait a minute, she isn’t… She’s not the one who you…"
51307, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Uhuh, uhuh... Oh my God! This is really happening."
51308, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
51309, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Ross,"Come on, Pheebs lay off him."
51310, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela."
51311, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
51312, The ride along,,5,Joey,"Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?"
51313, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,What?
51314, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,I know!
51315, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, I’d be serving him sneezers."
51316, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Rachel,"Hi, I’m sorry I’m late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Liz’s father get here?"
51317, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?"
51318, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,What is going on with you?
51319, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel, What’s your problem?
51320, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,That might work! 
51321, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,Ahh.
51322, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe,Yeah I’m fine.
51323, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,
51324, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, we’re getting married, married; not sixth grade married."
51325, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I can’t believe I found it!"
51326, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,"So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?"
51327, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"""So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"""
51328, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
51329, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?"
51330, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe, Hey.
51331, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!"
51332, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,Well...
51333, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,Here’s your girlfriend’s button. 
51334, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Oh. 
51335, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,Won't-won't that take longer?
51336, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,You don’t?!
51337, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Thanks!
51338, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Ross,"God, do you realize in ten years we’re gonna be 40?"
51339, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,"I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be."
51340, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa’s lap."
51341, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic."
51342, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,"Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… "
51343, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Hey.
51344, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Monica,I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!
51345, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?"
51346, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshua’s gone so you and Emily are free to go."
51347, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica,Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
51348, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,She is?
51349, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Really?
51350, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,Two.
51351, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why don’t you uh, lift up your shirt?  We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!"
51352, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,She's dead.
51353, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Joey,"Oh hey, here Pheebs. "
51354, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,But we don’t know the neighbors.
51355, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,I'm gonna tell Mom.
51356, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe,"Me too!  Monica, do you think we could do it?"
51357, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Okay.
51358, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! "
51359, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,I…I have to fire him.
51360, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Sure! Why?
51361, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. 
51362, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe," Ok, all done."
51363, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Rachel,"Oh, time's up."
51364, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Stop it. Stop it!
51365, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Pheebs?
51366, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,"Hey, I may never have kids, and somebody's gotta carry on my family name."
51367, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,Oh no.
51368, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,What-what Richard thing?
51369, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,"Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. "
51370, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah, what’s it about?"
51371, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,"Because, I feel like I wouldn't just be going out with him. I would be going out with all of you. Oh, and there would just be all this pressure, and I don't wanna..."
51372, Central Perk,,3,Rachel,Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.
51373, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, those bastards! Let’s go."
51374, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"'Cause, I'm a stupid, stupid man."
51375, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Chandler, That’s a plane!
51376, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah! With who?
51377, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Hi!
51378, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,"Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!"
51379, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Sounds good.
51380, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Great. He’s doing great. Don’t you worry about Chandler.
51381, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh! Yeah, y’know you and Ross are still married."
51382, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Actually, no, we’re not."
51383, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Okay, go to the left.  The left!"
51384, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want."
51385, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, he’s really great though. He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am."
51386, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross," Well, you have fun tonight."
51387, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,How drunk are you?
51388, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,
51389, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work."
51390, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,It is.
51391, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Well, it was really sweet, and like the most romantic thing ever."
51392, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Really, bitchin’!"
51393, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
51394, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Man, I gotta get a kid. "
51395, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Ross,Hey!
51396, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Ross, you don't know that."
51397, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What?!?!
51398, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,Hey.
51399, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Honey.
51400, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,
51401, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Good game!
51402, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,You stink!
51403, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here."
51404, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,
51405, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Monica,I feel terrible.
51406, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel," Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!"
51407, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!"
51408, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Thank you.  I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
51409, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,What?
51410, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,I don’t have an atlas.
51411, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"No! You don’t want to wreck it, you don’t want to go to fast!"
51412, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross,"Pretty cool, huh?"
51413, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! "
51414, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,Isn’t it at three?
51415, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,It’s your turn.
51416, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, this is terrible. Oh, they’ve made so many changes I can’t even feel my grandmother’s presence anymore—Ooh! New sconces!"
51417, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Monica, Was it...
51418, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,What does she do there?
51419, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,"Uh-oh, what’s the matter?"
51420, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out."
51421, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,That’s right. That’s right. And that is why you can’t stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldn’t come to the wedding.
51422, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
51423, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Uh-huh.
51424, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel, What happened to you? Why didn’t you come up?
51425, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Yes, we did, everything's A-OK!"
51426, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,"Listen, I’m ah, I’m sorry I’ve been so crazy and jealous and, it’s just that I like you a lot, so..."
51427, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"Man, she is really gullible."
51428, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,Alright!
51429, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun."
51430, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,It’s Rachel.
51431, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we’re like totally crazy about each other!"
51432, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Phoebe,You did the right thing.
51433, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Monica,"Guys, you got your hair cut."
51434, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! I bet that’s him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh  Would you stop doing that?!
51435, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel, Phoebe are you serious?
51436, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,So you were right?
51437, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,Where are Bill and Colleen?
51438, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross, Hey!
51439, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben.  Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents."
51440, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,But he’s falling in love with her.
51441, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!
51442, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Joey, I'm in!"
51443, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica, Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!
51444, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Ross,What?
51445, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Yeah.
51446, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Joey,This is your place?
51447, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Me too.
51448, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,No! You can’t do that!
51449, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,What Richard thing?
51450, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"I have shown you everything we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy."
51451, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Monica,From?
51452, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…"
51453, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Rachel,"Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down."
51454, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Just a bug.
51455, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Okay. Now you’re gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story."
51456, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Chandler, Coffee house?
51457, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel," Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh I’m sorry the models are actually down the hall."
51458, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,You don’t?!
51459, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,What?
51460, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Oh-ho, it'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room."
51461, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Ahh. Thank you!
51462, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,"Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second floor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth."
51463, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,I don’t know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it!  Ah-ha!
51464, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,Hi.
51465, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"Well, it’s not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Y’know? You’re doing nothing wrong.  Richard? If-if you’re in there, could you pass me my credit card?"
51466, Classroom," Joey is coaching his student,",3,Joey,Whoa. That was really good.
51467, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey," Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!"
51468, Mac’s Office," Mac is talking to C,H,E,E,S,E, about their case,",6,Joey,"You got it! And the rabbi’s beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.!  Wayne! Wayne!!"
51469, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Rachel,"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!"
51470, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Oh my God!
51471, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! 
51472, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,Ugh! 
51473, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel, Hi.
51474, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,Are you sure you weren't  looking at your hands in a mirror?
51475, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!"
51476, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap."
51477, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?"
51478, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Nothing, you just have to be cool with it."
51479, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah that’s Rachel.  Beat me over the head with it.
51480, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,"Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister."
51481, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Who is he?
51482, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,"Eldad, this is Rachel."
51483, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,
51484, The lecture," Rachel is listening closely, Ross is bored out of his mind,",3,Ross, You’re so pretty. I love you.
51485, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,"Alright, now I really have to go. Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there."
51486, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?"
51487, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"Wait a second, I see what you’re trying to do here! You-you’re trying to give me money again!"
51488, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Joey I don’t think you know what behalf means.
51489, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, what is this?"
51490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Look, Monica…"
51491, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,That’s too hard. Too hard!
51492, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe," Thank you, thanks."
51493, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Oh well, they’re killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body."
51494, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,"No, but… I saw the previews. They played it right before Jackass."
51495, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?"
51496, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"Hey, Lowell."
51497, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!"
51498, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,Thank you. Thank you.
51499, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel, Yeah!
51500, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it."
51501, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days."
51502, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe, You’ve lasted a whole year. Good for you.
51503, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?"
51504, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,The show?!
51505, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know."
51506, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that."
51507, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, So you were in an I Hate Rachel club?
51508, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Oh, look at those little fingers and toes!"
51509, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,We’re all right.
51510, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"Oh yeah well, I’m sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?"
51511, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,"Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 200 and I picked up all the forms. I’ll take care of everything."
51512, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
51513, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"So, will I like any of these guys?"
51514, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,"Chip, is Chip Matthews."
51515, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Phoebe,"Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?"
51516, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Well, usually when I’m this anxious, I clean!"
51517, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Go, go, go!!"
51518, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,Wow. What does that mean?
51519, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler, Hey.
51520, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both know what’s going on."
51521, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Okay, uhh, I think I’m going to run to the ladies room."
51522, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Oh Pheebs.
51523, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Hey! Got champagne?
51524, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily."
51525, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now."
51526, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"So, did I hear Poconos?"
51527, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,"Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think she’s cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!"
51528, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross, Hello!
51529, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it's a problem for me, which means it's a problem for you 'cause I'm a cop. "
51530, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?"
51531, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,It’s-it’s hot…
51532, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she’s crying out, ‘Where are they, where are they?’"
51533, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,"Hmm. Do you think—Could you tell me if she’s hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?"
51534, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
51535, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,
51536, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Nooo!
51537, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Wow, oh my God, our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard."
51538, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"All right! Bring it on, you…"
51539, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want"
51540, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Chandler,You put your fist through the wall?
51541, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Or incredibly offensive.
51542, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"Oh right, right."
51543, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
51544, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! 
51545, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross, So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
51546, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh, play them!"
51547, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey,"Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing?"
51548, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Please tell me it's his mother.
51549, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Wow! Look at them run.
51550, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Because! Because I was sad.
51551, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, She's talking.
51552, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,So do you want to hang out or something?
51553, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I guess we’ll just have to put the wall back up."
51554, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,whoo... ok... wow... ok... OH!
51555, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Why, does it look like I’m having trouble with my misshapen claw? "
51556, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"No, no. Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey, she doesn't have time for friends. She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die!"
51557, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,What?
51558, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"So, did I hear Poconos?"
51559, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!"
51560, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler,Cupping.
51561, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,What did he say?
51562, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,She asked-asked you out again?
51563, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,There’s a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn’t even be put up for it! She’d better have a good reason.
51564, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Whoa, wait, listen, I think I’m just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant."
51565, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"Monica, is this true?"
51566, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,No! No! Look at that!  It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!
51567, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Joey,What?!
51568, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"All right umm, a string quartet for the procession."
51569, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Joey," Just a, uh... hearing disability."
51570, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Do you guys know any cute guys?
51571, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,And I love Crap.
51572, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Joey,What did you say to him?
51573, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,The green dress? Really?
51574, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my body’s always been a little faster than Western medicine."
51575, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,Fine! It’s your life! 
51576, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,Ten dollars an hour.
51577, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,This is my wedding.
51578, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Hi!
51579, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,What?
51580, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,"Maybe we finish this for him!  ""Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had""... aaand SEND!"
51581, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,Really?! How come?
51582, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, Shut it down.
51583, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,About a half an hour.
51584, The waiting room," Frank is on the phone as Rachel approaches,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?"
51585, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Okay.
51586, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Phoebe,I’m just helping the kids!
51587, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-there’s a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again."
51588, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,"I have no moves.  Oh y’know what? I’m sorry, this is just too weird."
51589, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,"Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian—I don't think we need a third..."
51590, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks.
51591, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,"Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians."
51592, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,I don’t use a curling iron.
51593, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,"I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!"
51594, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Joey,Really?
51595, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Good night.
51596, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,I was not!
51597, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Yeah.
51598, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Ross,They’re not listening too me?
51599, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,"All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I have prepared for such an event.  The Lightning Round!"
51600, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,"God, I’m not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too."
51601, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission.  You can go.
51602, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!"
51603, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this;  ""Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly."" It’s just, there is nothing! The city’s full!"
51604, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself."
51605, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!
51606, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,You got screwed.
51607, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,"Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there."
51608, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"No! No, fear of the number 13."
51609, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Bad dream?
51610, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,So you took off my pants and shoes?
51611, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date."
51612, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe,Don’t be so negative! Good God! Isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there  right now?!
51613, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,Come on! Do something!
51614, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,What? I don't get a goodbye?
51615, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,I have a weird feeling about this place.  How do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the internet.
51616, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Who’s that?
51617, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Joey,
51618, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Uh, aren't we kind of in the middle of something here?"
51619, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,Maybe this wasn't your shot.
51620, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?"
51621, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,After!!
51622, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,What are you doing?
51623, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Okay.
51624, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,I can’t walk. Okay? Okay? These boots were a huge mistake!
51625, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!
51626, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
51627, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"Yeah, I ate all my gifts for everybody."
51628, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Oh yeah? Well thanks.
51629, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,What?
51630, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,Are you crazy?!
51631, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Chandler,
51632, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica,
51633, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,I don’t believe it. The most romantic night of my life and I’m runner up.
51634, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,"Oh hey, how'd the interview go?"
51635, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,"Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot."
51636, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Because I’m dumping him today.
51637, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Rachel…
51638, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe," Yes, I’m the one who found your phone."
51639, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey," Ew, you get thrown from a horse into an electric fence."
51640, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I saw you.
51641, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,They sent me today’s script! They never send the script!
51642, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Awwww!
51643, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?"
51644, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
51645, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,No!
51646, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,No touch! No touch!
51647, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,Can you come here with me for a minute?
51648, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,We could trade later.
51649, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Alright.  Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um..."
51650, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"I don’t know. Just uh, just tell ‘em it was a mix-up with the invitations, or—No-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I don’t think you can blame it on them so… "
51651, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,"Actually, it looks really good. "
51652, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,I gave you one job! 
51653, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
51654, A Boardroom," Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting,",9,Chandler,Walter .
51655, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,Bye.
51656, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,uh huh 
51657, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Joey, Y’know what else makes you wonder?
51658, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,It did not.
51659, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny."
51660, Rachel's bedroom," Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it,",4,Rachel," ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y'know?  I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”  Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective..."
51661, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Don't say that.
51662, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,Die Hard 2.
51663, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay."
51664, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Of course.
51665, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Hey! Oh, I’m so glad you guys are here. I’ve been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today."
51666, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,I don’t see him. Hey! Maybe he’s in the sugar bowl! 
51667, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,There you go.
51668, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe," Wait! This seat is really uncomfortable! Yeah, maybe before we start we should just get another one. Perhaps, like an airplane seat—or a beanbag chair!"
51669, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
51670, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Hmm.
51671, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Really?
51672, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Na-huh.
51673, The ride along,,5,Joey,Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!
51674, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,How'd he take it?
51675, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s coffee."
51676, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,My turn? What-what are you talking about?
51677, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?"
51678, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Yeah.
51679, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,Me too! 
51680, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I’m-I’m sure. "
51681, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!"
51682, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Rachel," Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 800."
51683, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
51684, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Hey!
51685, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.
51686, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?"
51687, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"C'mere, Marcel. "
51688, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,Because then I don’t have to!
51689, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?"
51690, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Chandler,"I’m so pathetic! Monica knows what she wants to say! You should’ve seen her. Writing, writing, writing!"
51691, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"But I-I was going to see if y’know, maybe you uh, start dating again but that—I mean that-that was all, Rach."
51692, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,I love you!
51693, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"So we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay,  aren’t we? No, we’re not okay, we’re not okay, there’s a bump, there’s a bump."
51694, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"Hi, I’m selling Brown Bird cookies."
51695, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.  You really think I'm ready?"
51696, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Joey, How do I look?
51697, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Wow, I haven’t seen her for like forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes."
51698, Central Perk,,9,Joey,The Metsss!
51699, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"Yeah! But if would’ve know what kind of friend you were gonna turn out to be, I wouldn’t have worried about it so much! See you around!"
51700, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
51701, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!"
51702, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Yes.
51703, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"Again, what?!"
51704, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, I just came from the company Ursula works for."
51705, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,Oh thank you. Thanks very much. 
51706, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
51707, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…"
51708, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,"So in your whole life, you've only been with one——oh."
51709, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
51710, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!"
51711, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,Why aren’t you home yet?!
51712, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,The actress!
51713, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,What?
51714, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
51715, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,"Really?!  Hey, y’know what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff."
51716, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Monica,"Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later."
51717, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all."
51718, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Nighty-night!
51719, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Monica,"Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone."
51720, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!"
51721, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes."
51722, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,"Yeah, okay."
51723, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,"Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head."
51724, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,ah ha ha. ah ha ha. <evil meancing laughter> It's forty five.
51725, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Is Rachel having the baby?
51726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Why?
51727, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,Yes! Yes! I’m good! Are you good? Are you good? Is everything—are you—are you perrr-perfect?!
51728, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross," Okay, that-that’s enough! Y’know, let’s, let’s let someone else play."
51729, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you."
51730, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
51731, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today."
51732, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Got me.
51733, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s too bad.
51734, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,No.
51735, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back."
51736, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Okay, look, we have nineteen minutes. Okay, Chandler, I want you to go and change! Okay. And then, when you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair. Okay. Okay."
51737, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Monica,Stupid.
51738, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Hey Monica!
51739, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,You too. Last night was just wonderful.
51740, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica," Okay, it’s ready. Come on."
51741, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,"Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker."
51742, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica, Not it!
51743, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,
51744, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,and…
51745, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,No!
51746," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Paper, snow, a ghost!"
51747, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,"Okay, I’m done with my choices, these are final. "
51748, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
51749, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Seriously?
51750, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"Right, I guess. Alright, so see you at four."
51751, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,That�s a great story�can I eat it?
51752, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Didn’t your dad used to call you Pumpkin?
51753, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,Wow.
51754, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. Like your mom?"
51755, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!"
51756, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica, Know when to stop.
51757, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,Easy.
51758, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Phoebe," Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!"
51759, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,"Sure, what do you have in mind?"
51760, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair.  I'm soooo, comfortable."
51761, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"What? Were you like in the movie, or… Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy."
51762, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
51763, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Rachel,I'm not reading this!
51764, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I’m not going to let you say anything.
51765, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Monica,Just...please tell him.
51766, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"You are incredible. Unless, I�I�m not gonna smoke again. And if I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you. "
51767, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say…"
51768, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler," No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading."
51769, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,"He had to go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard."
51770, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.
51771, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"You let Rachel come back, and it’s done."
51772, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Thank you.
51773, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  of, OK, smells.",1,Phoebe,
51774, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Okay, that we may be able to do."
51775, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Rach, here's your mail."
51776, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Yeah?
51777, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Well you might if it were anything like 7!
51778, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Chandler,"Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum."
51779, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica, One thousand...
51780, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel," Oh honey thank God you’re home, I was getting worried."
51781, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century."
51782, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"No, did he hug you?!"
51783, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,Hey! It’s your bachelor party.
51784, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,Hi!
51785, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
51786, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,Op! You’re peeping!
51787, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,And he’s a great brother!
51788, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,Unless…
51789, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,He asked you out?!
51790, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,Hey.
51791, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"So Pheebs, what is the book about?"
51792, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,So?
51793, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Fine.  She’s wearing my bra!
51794, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,Come on! Look where you are!!
51795, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel," Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!"
51796, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,You have a roommate?!
51797, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?
51798, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,And no kissing your neck.
51799, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,What sex?
51800, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,
51801, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do."
51802, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,Not since my cop-show got cancelled.
51803, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Hey!
51804, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,Y'know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.
51805, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Hi Whitney.
51806, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?"
51807, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Nothing! There’s nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-she’d have to uh, move here. She should move here!"
51808, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,After one class? I don’t think so.
51809, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,I suppose that Monica will have the � manipulative shrew.
51810, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,I care!
51811, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,-leg?
51812, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Thank you for that!  I was not flirting.
51813, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Oh, oh, oh, I’ll get ‘Rainy Day Bear’!! "
51814, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,"No-no, why don’t you hang on to that one."
51815, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad."
51816, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
51817, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,This doesn't feel weird!
51818, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
51819, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,Hey.
51820, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh!"
51821, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Chandler,There it is.
51822, Ross',,9,Rachel,Yes
51823, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that."
51824, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hey!
51825, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,What’s-what’s going on?
51826, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Chandler,Did you see Betty?
51827, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex."
51828, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey, That sounds fair.
51829, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"Okay! But you can’t rip it. Well, maybe a little."
51830, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? ‘Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I would’ve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and that’s just for ugly people."
51831, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,"Oh God… Oh, he’s in there right now?"
51832, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross, Get out of the cab!
51833, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Oh my god!
51834, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,Oh-oh Professor Geller.
51835, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"All right, look. Why don't you just return the book, let Joey give her the clock pen, and you give her something worse than that. Like... a regular pen."
51836, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,Right.
51837, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
51838, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda."
51839, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,You got it! Oh-oh! 
51840, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,I don’t ever want to see you again!
51841, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,"Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!"
51842, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Hey!
51843, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed."
51844, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,"It’s gotta be one of a kind. Y’know like umm, y’know uh, what’s that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?"
51845, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I don’t think any of them are gonna work out."
51846, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Kinda.
51847, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,"Uh, I think he’s in Rachel’s room. See ya. "
51848, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. ‘Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up."
51849, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Joey, please."
51850, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,That’s so sweet. 
51851, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,Hey!
51852, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff."
51853, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Sure, and Joey; do not let Ross look at any of the maps or the globe in your apartment."
51854, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! It’s like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channie’s!!
51855, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Princess Leia in the gold bikini.
51856, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Ross," Answer better, answer better!"
51857, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.
51858, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Science...? Academia...? Being a good father...?
51859, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"""When can you move in?"""
51860, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Hey.
51861, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,
51862, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,What?
51863, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay but you should know though, I’ve raised my rates to $200 an hour."
51864, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Wow! Umm, okay uh…everyone…this…is Isabella.  What?"
51865, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!
51866, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,We have got to start locking that door!
51867, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,What are doing? You know I can only dish it out!
51868, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Are they right?
51869, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Yes!
51870, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you’re interested, just as a thank you for this week."
51871, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Well, that-that’s not your choice. Happy Halloween!"
51872, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,"I've actually ruined this haven't I? It's time for the good ice cream now, right?"
51873, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
51874, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Chandler,Or we can do the actual telephone thing.
51875, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Mon?
51876, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore."
51877, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Monica, how come you never told me this?!"
51878, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!"
51879, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,What did you get her? 
51880, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Yeah... I guess. I don't—I don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? "
51881, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, Ah-haah! I win!!
51882, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets."
51883, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler," Yes, and we're very excited about it."
51884, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,Ah whatever!
51885, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean we’re gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. "
51886, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,You’ll see.
51887, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,"That is completely untrue. You think I’m high maintenance? Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and we’re going to go through it point by point!"
51888, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Joey. You know, um, he's really nutsy about you."
51889, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Oh, what the hell is that?"
51890, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, I’m-I’m 12 years older than she is."
51891, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe, Just calm down woman!
51892, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross," Hello, baby. Hello, hello."
51893, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,Hey!
51894, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,
51895, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Yeah, you’re right."
51896, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,You too. Last night was just wonderful.
51897, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Ah, it’s good. It’s going good. I mean, we get along great. She’s, she’s so…"
51898,,,4,Ross,
51899, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck."
51900, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,It sounds interesting!
51901, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross, Hey!
51902, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,It's a great idea. 
51903, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Um. I know it says black tie optional, but, um this may be pushing it a little, um."
51904, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Why, where are you going?"
51905, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,All right.
51906, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,What happened to the intimate dinner party?
51907, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,What?
51908, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Yeah, you shoulda been there last night."
51909, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"I’ve never interviewed anyone before. I’ve actually never had anyone work for me before. Although when I was a kid, we did have a maid, but this is-this isn’t the same thing."
51910, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but... I love you, man. "
51911, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Chandler,"Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, ""Bring me food."" Two is, ""I’m with a girl, bring us food."" Three is, ""I’m lost and I can’t find food."""
51912, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Oh yeah.
51913, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's mine!
51914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!
51915, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction…
51916, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. "
51917, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Rachel," Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it!"
51918, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"It’s like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?"
51919, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,I got that!
51920, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Light still out?
51921, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still… And guess what, I’m thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts."
51922, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"No-no! No, I’m accepting it on her behalf. "
51923, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
51924, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!
51925, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica, Hello.
51926, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,I don’t suck. It’s sucks. You suck.
51927, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,I mean think about all the money that you’re gonna make!
51928, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh, y’know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel."
51929, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…
51930, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"No, we kinda broke up instead."
51931, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel, Hi!
51932, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down."
51933, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,So there is no good time to ask that question.
51934, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,That doesn’t lock does it?
51935, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,I know!
51936, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,"Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya.  What uh—How come you’re not going?"
51937, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, say my name. Say it!  And now I’m going to cover you back up, and umm we’re never doing this again."
51938, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,Oh good.
51939, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey," You guys need anything, ‘cause I’m heading up there."
51940, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A date?! She’s-she’s got a date?! With who?
51941, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,We are not going to whistle.
51942, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"Anyway, it just doesn’t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It’s a lot of work."
51943, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"Oh Ross, hi."
51944, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it."
51945, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
51946, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, so... allright... Which dress?  You can say ""neither""."
51947, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Oh, c'mon, Luisa!"
51948, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,Estelle? Why?
51949, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe, So what’s going on with you?
51950, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Nothing, I’m just practicing blowing you off because I’m gonna be a big movie star!"
51951, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
51952, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,"Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that’s okay."
51953, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
51954, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I guess so. I'm just... really nervous.
51955, Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman,9,Ross," is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!"
51956, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
51957, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel," Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!"
51958, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, you should’ve told me that before, I’m not a mind reader. Hey, we’re out of beer. I’m going to Monica’s."
51959, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey, Is it like a book that's also a safe?
51960, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,Who ?
51961, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, And it's out of my system!
51962, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer."
51963, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,You-you do?
51964, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"It’s okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it."
51965, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"Oh, you bet I am!"
51966, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
51967, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,Hey! What are you doing here?
51968, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Chandler," Noo!! I don’t care! I’m not, I’m not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!"
51969, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Rachel,"Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband  he’s a lawyer!"
51970, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay. I—Okay umm…this…I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm y’know, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than I’m coming off right now."
51971, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,I need to get some Richard.
51972, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Ross, It was ok...
51973, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place!  get the biggest suite in the place."
51974, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh, Ross…"
51975, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Ugh. Wait, wait, wait."
51976, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you do!"
51977, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Hey! Samboucha Margarita?
51978, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
51979, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Aw, thanks!"
51980, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, it doesn’t matter, ‘cause she picked me. Me! From now on I get the dates and you have to stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready, Set, Cook!"
51981, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Um, seven…e-e-eight, eight years. Wow."
51982, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?
51983, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry."
51984, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,"Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life."
51985, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme an ‘L!’
51986, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,"Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win."
51987, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"No-no-no, no it’s uh, it’s okay."
51988, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,It's like a gift.
51989, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,But I'm bursting with u-hu!
51990, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
51991, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Veto.
51992, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, Professor and Mrs."
51993, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,Yeah.
51994, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
51995, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey, Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
51996, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,No. What?
51997, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
51998, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe," Well, this is very generous!"
51999, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Do you wanna do it at the same time?
52000, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
52001, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
52002, Mona’s Apartment," she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes, Meanwhile, Mona’s date takes off Ross’s shirt and Mona throws it on the floor, While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch,",8,Ross,Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
52003, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel," No-no they do but, you just have to wait."
52004, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,What?
52005, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?"
52006, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,"Joey, we know that's you."
52007, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, what’ going on?"
52008, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,Many are scheduled to appear.
52009, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…"
52010, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s beautiful."
52011, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open  Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?",5,Ross,
52012, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Phoebe,"Now, are you sure you don’t want to go see a doctor?"
52013, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay. Okay!
52014, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,What's up with the simian?
52015, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. "
52016, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?"
52017, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica, Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
52018, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Rachel,"Hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device."
52019, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Well why not?! She’ll-she’ll love it! It’s the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.
52020, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,Yeah.
52021, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Hey!
52022, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica."
52023, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Joey,You’re right. Maybe I shouldn’t even go on the call back.
52024, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,Huh.
52025, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,"Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said  ""Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!"
52026, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I gave them to Joey.
52027, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,"Sure, what’s up?"
52028, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,"Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it."
52029, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica,I’m not touching you.
52030, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel, I think you should go.
52031, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?"
52032, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross," Okay, seriously, what do you think?"
52033, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,What are you crazy?!
52034, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park."
52035, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,What?
52036, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," No, here's your mail."
52037, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Later! 
52038, The Gym," Chandler and Mr, Geller are heading for the whirlpool room,",7,Chandler,So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
52039, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,"No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do."
52040, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!"
52041, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler," Alright, the truth is, I soiled myself during some turbulences."
52042, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Joey,"You are? Ross, I'm sorry.."
52043, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,Yes! 
52044, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Chandler, Happy New Year!
52045, Central Perk," Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean,",3,Joey, Previously on Friends.
52046, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?
52047, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Rachel," Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!"
52048, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
52049, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Huh-huh! You can't give her that.
52050, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"OK, thank you."
52051, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross,Thanks!
52052, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,…and then it got canceled.
52053, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"All right, let's show them how it's done."
52054, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,What?
52055, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"All right! Fine! But it’s just a lunch date, no more than an hour! And from now on I get my own dates, I don’t want you setting me up with anybody ever again!"
52056, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Y’know you’re really not supposed to be back here!
52057, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,So how'd it go?
52058, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,"That’s, that’s, that’s a big candy bar.  I had the most amazing time with you."
52059, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey," Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me."
52060, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!
52061, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh. Wow.
52062, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,I’m sorry. 
52063, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!
52064, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,"You guys, I’m doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try."
52065, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, she is a slut!"
52066, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Wait, now so you joined the gym?"
52067, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Joey,"Dude, are you okay? And when are the fajitas gonna be ready?"
52068, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey," Hi! You uh, movin’ in or movin’ out?"
52069, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Really girls, not cool."
52070, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey," And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah..."
52071, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler,You have to pick your moments.
52072, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky.  As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!
52073, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Is it on?
52074, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
52075, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,How come you didn't come over earlier?
52076, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,Phoebe Buffay in Buffay The Vampire Layer.
52077, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Yeah! Okay!  Hey! Hi!
52078, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Good evening officer.
52079, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,That’s true!  I knew I married you for a reason!
52080, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Ahhhhhhhhhh…
52081, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Ooh, I don’t know if we’re there yet."
52082, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Thank you!
52083, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like..."
52084, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  That's it! Dinner is over!",1,Monica,
52085, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Thank you!
52086, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
52087, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Rachel,Bloomingdale’s eliminated my department. 
52088, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,Uh.
52089, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,Wow! This place is fabulous!
52090, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?
52091, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,What?!
52092, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,"Well, it’s good that you finally have a place to do that."
52093, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,"Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so…"
52094, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Oh, no, I didn’t mean, uh…"
52095, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,I know!
52096,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,Hey Phoebe!
52097, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross," Yeah, listen..."
52098, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
52099, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,"Happy birthday, pal!"
52100, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?"
52101, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, just go. You’re never gonna get it!"
52102, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Ross,"Come on, she's gonna love you guys!"
52103, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"Well, I’d love to! Here, you wait right here and I’ll go get the projector and my notes!"
52104, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Why don't you just take it with you?
52105, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"Oh well, you don’t want to do that now?!"
52106, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,"Knock, knock."
52107, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,Oof...
52108, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,"That’ll be a neat trick, when you’re,  when you’re dead!"
52109, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,Huh.
52110, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse."
52111, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,
52112, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,But you said you were ready too.
52113, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,No!!
52114, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it."
52115, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey,"Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee, and apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a call-back, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way, that egg nog in our fridge was great!"
52116, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,Okay.
52117, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,Noo!
52118, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,He looks so tiny.
52119, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
52120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,Don’t answer that.
52121, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Hey, y’know, y’know what would make me really happy?"
52122, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Let me see that.  Oh, yeah."
52123, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Do you know which one you're gonna be?
52124, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot."
52125, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,"Sure, I love this part! "
52126, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Ok, uh-uh... Let's-Let's shop!!"
52127, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Monica,
52128, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"Where do you think,  Zelda?"
52129, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler, Yeah.
52130, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Phoebe,"See, he's her lobster."
52131, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,What do we do?
52132, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes.  I wish I'd thought this through."
52133, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica, Oh great! Did you get a movie?
52134, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, dirty talk, m�nage � trois, toys…"
52135, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie."
52136, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,I don’t know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it!  Ah-ha!
52137, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,It doesn't scare me!
52138, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?"
52139, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Okay.
52140, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"It’s ok, it’s ok. I made my decision. What I really want is a great big wedding "
52141, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross," ""Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"""
52142, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel," Pheebs, I was wondering…"
52143, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe,"No, no. No."
52144, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before."
52145, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Oh, okay!"
52146, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
52147, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,My folks.
52148, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,
52149, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Op! Wait, you dropped a pea."
52150, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Who cares? It’s a stupid game.
52151, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,Oh hi!
52152, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, you’re not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?"
52153, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions?
52154, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you’re dancing with."
52155, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Hey Chandler, while you were sleeping that guy from your old job called again."
52156, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross, What are you doing?
52157, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,Sweety...
52158, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,What?
52159, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Uhh, the ball thing."
52160, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Phoebe,"Oh! okay. Wait, are we in Joey's imagination?"
52161, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe, Fish!
52162, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
52163, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Joey,"No, he really said it."
52164, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I wish I’d know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese."
52165, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,I got no sleep last night!
52166, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Oh good! Then you’re in luck! Ben’s not my son!
52167, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs..."
52168, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,"No-no, it’ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!"
52169, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hello! Can I get you anything? Huh? Lens cleaner? Your battery okay?  Rachel!
52170, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,I'm not moving out.
52171, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!"
52172, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, "
52173, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Rachel,"Ross, would you just stop it! It’s getting really old."
52174, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,Hey!
52175, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,That's not very enlightened!
52176, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica,What's goin' on?
52177, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Score! Where are the disposable cameras?
52178, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Ohhh, yeah, me too."
52179, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Monica,"Nah, I got it."
52180, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Monica,"Oh, he’s catching up to her!"
52181, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,Out loud?
52182, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,She died.
52183, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler, Twins! Twins!!
52184, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in…  Actually, thanks!"
52185, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Okay, now make it even, ‘cause we don’t..."
52186, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Joey,What’s going on?
52187, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to."
52188, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"Hello, Zelda."
52189, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Joey,Ohh!! 
52190, The Philly,,3,Chandler,Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.
52191, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,"I talked to Monica, look, I'm the one who made the choice. I'm the one who's making things change, so I should be the one to y'know, step back."
52192, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,What was tonight?
52193, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe,Shiny.
52194, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Phoebe,"And this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super hat."
52195, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
52196, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,"Uh, what?"
52197, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,All right!
52198, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m…I’m just not ready for a relationship right now."
52199, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover."
52200, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"What do you mean, comforted her?"
52201, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Monica,
52202, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel," Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know."
52203, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? "
52204, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Monica,"You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! "
52205, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, come on! Y’know what—y’know what, I think I’m just gonna go home and call Kathy."
52206, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh, hey guys!"
52207, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one time—not any more. I just—I..."
52208, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Alright, check."
52209, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!"
52210, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,No!  If there was I wouldn't tell you.
52211, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don’t you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?"
52212, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Challenge excepted.
52213, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Rachel,What are you doing?
52214, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Hey! Good luck!
52215, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Monica,Hormones.
52216, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Monica,
52217, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,"Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!"
52218, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,Pirates again?
52219, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!"
52220, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Ow!
52221, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,What-what-what the—how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
52222, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
52223, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure  Which it kinda is.  Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!",4,Chandler,
52224, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about."
52225, Ross',,9,Rachel,It's just a cold
52226, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, y’know why don’t we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?"
52227, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Don’t say that I have no sentiment!  This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!"
52228, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,Yay!
52229, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler,Really?
52230, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste."
52231, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,Oh! Oh! That's so hard. 
52232, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,Come on! I was there!  I know he's the love of your life.
52233, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune."
52234, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,We were on a break!
52235, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"No sweetie, you’ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You’ve got to kiss some serious robot ass!"
52236, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Joey,"I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!"
52237, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh! Nice try, but you don’t get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap!  No I take that back!"
52238, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Chandler,Are we in London?
52239, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Oh man.
52240, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Phoebe, You’re Frank’s best man?!
52241, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely.  Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?"
52242, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Rachel,"I’m great! I’m great. I’ve got a great job at Bloomingdale’s, have wonderful friends, and eventhough I’m not seeing anyone right now, I’ve never felt better about myself."
52243, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"You gotta do it, man."
52244, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Um you, you got a minute?"
52245, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Hey Pheebs...
52246, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,You can’t marry him!
52247, Central Perk," Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice,",1,Chandler,"Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice."
52248, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Phoebe,"Okay. Good-bye, little monkey guy. Alright, I wrote you this poem. Okay, but don't eat it 'till you get on the plane."
52249, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Are you serious?!
52250, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler, What?
52251, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here.  Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!"
52252, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
52253, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important."
52254, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?"
52255, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Oh-ho please. Ask her how?
52256, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica, Shoot! We’re out of soda.
52257, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Chandler,"Hey Pheebs, what’s up?"
52258, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, What?
52259, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,mah
52260, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Joey,"C'mon, she's your mom!"
52261, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,ME TOO! I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH!
52262, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,She won a thousand dollars!
52263, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,"Yeah! Well, now that you brought it up, our fridge is broken. We have to get a new one. Now, I checked around and your half is $400. Thanks a lot."
52264, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,Yeah.
52265, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel," Nobody, forget it!"
52266, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"Wait a minute, I-I believe I’m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?"
52267, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"No, no, no. You actually did that when you were dancing to the Chicago-soundtrack. Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen."
52268, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,uh-huh
52269, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Monica, All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
52270, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didn’t propose."
52271, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey, I’m back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
52272, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Rachel,So who’s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?
52273, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day."
52274, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,"Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby."
52275, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?"
52276, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Uh, I’m going to take off."
52277, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,You don't have any other choice!
52278, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,That you’re not funny or sexy?
52279, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,I can't belive it.
52280, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross,"We are even, right?"
52281, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I can't, I gotta go."
52282, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,Why not?
52283, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!"
52284, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Why did you go along with that?
52285, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,"Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys."
52286, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah absolutely! 
52287, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, so?"
52288, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Well, the heart wants what it wants. I’ll see you later. "
52289, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!"
52290, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!"
52291, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,
52292, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?
52293, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.
52294, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Oh no-no-no, you don’t understand…"
52295, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Hey! Wait a minute! That was different! I did those things because I was in love with you!
52296, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,I'm still hungry!
52297, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, sure, okay. Okay."
52298, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,"Okay, pick a card."
52299, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."
52300, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,We were all pretty shaken up about it.
52301, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,You may wanna get some more of those too.
52302, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal."
52303, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey, Really?
52304, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Phoebe!
52305, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, Although...
52306, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"Ow!  Oh, that sounds nice! I am just there for jury duty. They really spruce that place up!"
52307, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's yours!
52308, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Have you talked to him lately?
52309, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,Mon! I'm so happy for you!
52310, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,What?
52311, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Ross,"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"
52312, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Oh no! No! It's actually—it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look!  Yeah, do you want it?"
52313, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Oh my God!
52314, Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I could fall asleep at a play.
52315, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh no. No Ross, don’t do this."
52316, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Aw, he's gonna be so happy."
52317, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Okay.
52318, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
52319, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica,Oh. 
52320, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,Estelle said I didn't get it. 
52321, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?"
52322, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Wow! Happy Monica’s night!
52323, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Phoebe,It isn’t?
52324, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey, I'm in it.
52325, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross," I think on some level, you-you sabotaged your own audition so that Ben would get the part."
52326, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Yeah, it is. It’s really tough. Y’know sometimes I think—Wow!! Nice move!"
52327, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Are you bachelors?
52328, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
52329, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,You said the baby.
52330, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler, You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
52331, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition."
52332, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,There you go. Thank you!
52333, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,"Yeah, huh."
52334, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Oh! 
52335, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey," Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there."
52336, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,", but you're going to realize, this is the only place, you wanna be."
52337, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,SARAH!
52338, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,Almost never.
52339, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"No, it’s positive."
52340, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,"Hey, what’s up? "
52341, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed ‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed."
52342, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"You guys were right. He’s just too excited about…everything. I mean I’m all for living life, but this is the Geller’s 35th anniversary. Okay? Let’s call a spade a spade this party stinks."
52343, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,I like that! 
52344, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh."
52345, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross," Mona? What are—hi! What are you doing here? I’m, um, supposed to pick you up!"
52346, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Hey, you can't say you're breezy, that, that totally negates the breezy."
52347, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe,"Yes, please."
52348, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"All right okay, just so you know, I’m not gonna make a turkey this year."
52349, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Okay. Wait! Wait!
52350, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Joey,"Hey uh, where do you guys want this?"
52351, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Bummer.
52352, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Split it?
52353, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,No!
52354, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!
52355, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,"Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?"
52356, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distance y’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is."
52357, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here."
52358, The Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill,",4,Ross,"Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn."
52359, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Monica,"All right, y’know what? We really are late! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!!"
52360, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
52361, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Huh?
52362, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,Yeah?
52363, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
52364, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"I will, really. I'll pay you back this time."
52365, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,I have liver damage. Ow! Oh! 
52366, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,"Joey, I saw you push him!"
52367, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Sure.
52368, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,All right.
52369, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Joey,"Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food!  ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?"
52370, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler,"Ring dammit, ring!"
52371, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,What?
52372, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. "
52373, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Hi! Oh my gosh!
52374, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,You won’t boss me around anymore?
52375, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"Look, I am totally, totally over her, OK, I just...  Hiiii!"
52376, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Look, we’re just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?"
52377, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
52378, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"Oh, good for you!"
52379, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,You know…Oh My God.
52380, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,I was just going to say that I left my keys.
52381, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Monica and Rachel made out. 
52382, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler,"Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight."
52383, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d still hang out?"
52384, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,He said Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
52385, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"You know what? I don't need a tie. I mean, it's better, open collar. You know, it's more casual "
52386, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,"My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't..., but this is about your horrible mistake."
52387, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,
52388, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'"
52389, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of ""Eight is Enough"" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!"
52390, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again."
52391, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,I see.
52392, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,Let go!
52393, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,Uh-huh.
52394, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,All right that’s it! You’re yelling and I don’t see you taking your top off! I quit!
52395, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,You’re not dressed yet?! We’re supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
52396, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Phoebe,She's a waitress.
52397, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!
52398, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...
52399, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Chandler.
52400, Central Perk," the gang’s putting their coats on to leave,",3,Joey,"Ah, he can’t make it, he said he had to his... "
52401, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Yeah, here we are. Uhh… I… I think I’m…falling in love with you."
52402, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,"So, what, you’re just, you’re just okay with being flaky?"
52403, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross, What?!
52404, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey, Congratulations! You just got married!
52405, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Umm, jealous! "
52406, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Space cowboy!
52407, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!"
52408, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,Clunkers?! Oh my god!
52409, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,Was it really that good?
52410, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.
52411, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey, I’m 30!
52412, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Again, very sorry."
52413, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. "
52414, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes."
52415, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Phoebe," Wait! Maybe, maybe you’re overreacting! You do that y’know."
52416, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler," Hey guys, what are you doing?"
52417, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,"With good news?  ""Doctor Connelly just called! "" But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?"
52418, ATM vestibule," the power has come back on,",1,Chandler,"Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life."
52419, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,Oh all right.
52420, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,Hi!
52421, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,So you two are really serious?!
52422, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey, Okay.
52423, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Oh.
52424, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Thats a bear.
52425, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,Hi!
52426, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off,  for you."
52427, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways."
52428, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,The show?!
52429, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
52430, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,Say what?
52431, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,You think I need a new walk?
52432, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh! They're in the table!
52433, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,You wanna work on your interview skills?
52434, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,What?
52435, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,Yeah.
52436, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,You look so beautiful.
52437, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the..."
52438, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!"
52439, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,"Yeah, okay."
52440, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You do?
52441, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat."
52442, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Me too. I mean I…haven’t thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
52443, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!
52444, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,See?
52445, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
52446, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,But y’know what? It just seems that you two belong together.
52447, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Joey,
52448, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Oh, absolutely! You’re talented and you’re good looking."
52449, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can’t believe I missed it."
52450, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Yes, yes!"
52451, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Pheebs! 
52452, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, I guess."
52453, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,Wow! Umm....
52454, Joey's apartment," Joey is showing Phoebe around,",6,Joey,This right here is where I keep the pizza. 
52455, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross," Ohh, this cake is really good!"
52456, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,"Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, I’ll divide my perspective canidates into catergories...."
52457, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.
52458, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,See? This is exactly why you shouldn’t lie!
52459, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,I liked her.
52460, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?"
52461, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her."
52462, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"Umm, no."
52463, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross," Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh…"
52464, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler."
52465, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You didn’t dress up either?!
52466, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I don’t know."
52467, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,Hey!
52468, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Yeah right.
52469, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,Of Ross and Rachel.
52470, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,You could.... say you’re sorry to her mom.
52471, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Ross,It's all right.
52472, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel, I'm so dead serious. I'm totally serious.
52473, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Yep!
52474, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"Well, what did she say?"
52475, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Okay then.
52476, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh, I don’t watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, y’know?"
52477, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,Okay.
52478, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,Dr. Miller?  P E C F D.
52479, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,We forgot to sign one of the admissions forms.
52480, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.
52481, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,"Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know I’m looking for him?"
52482, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Did you just push me?
52483, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,None.
52484, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Should I leave this open for you too?
52485, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Y'know if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldn’t go with Mark?"
52486, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,Damnit!
52487, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I uh… I don’t know. I mean I…I honestly didn’t watch it.
52488, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,That’s right. Get it out of your system while we’re alone.
52489, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!"
52490, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,Do you remember where the duck food is?
52491, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,Richard!
52492, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um…I didn’t propose to you."
52493, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"Okay. That’s good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what you’re gonna say. Good. Yeah.  Don’t you people ever knock?!"
52494, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,No! We only mess around at his place!
52495, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,"Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps?  Aunt Margaret's pants size?"
52496, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,Great! Ok...I'll go get the tube top.
52497, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey," Guys! Guys!! You gotta let me nap! Ugh, I’m gonna get cranky!"
52498, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel,I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. 
52499, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross," This was Carol's favorite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known."
52500, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,....with??
52501, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, that’s kinda a relief."
52502, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...
52503, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you ""momma's boy"", starting right now."
52504, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Hey Rach...
52505, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,Hey.
52506, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Yeah! Oh, umm when-when Monica and Chandler got engaged I started putting some stuff together, y’know just in case…"
52507, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"But, those are for you."
52508, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
52509, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,"It doesn't look good, does it?"
52510, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don’t like the guy Rachel’s dating? Well, that’s odd."
52511, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler,Oh so there can’t be any yelling.
52512, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? That’s a, that’s a pretty great dad."
52513, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"No, it's been three nights in a row."
52514, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,"Look, I don’t feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?"
52515, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,That’s all I’m askin’
52516, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,No?
52517, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"But why, why not?"
52518, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel,Oh.
52519, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,"I’m glad you’re here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony."
52520, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"He said that he wasn’t gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he’s gonna do is have you evicted—I’ll see you later."
52521, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, Chandler why don’t you take a walk? This doesn’t concern you."
52522, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica," Joey, Joey."
52523, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"So, did you bring a little something for Ross?"
52524, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey, hey! You can’t. Okay? Ever!"
52525, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,Yeeeeeep… Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dad’s boat she wouldn’t let me help at all.
52526, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,"Well, how-how-how is that possible? You barely know her!"
52527, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better..."
52528, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Should I not have told you?
52529, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,Of course there’s another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
52530, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,!
52531, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Oh just say it Kyle!
52532, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no don’t say but! No-no, but’s never good! Let’s just leave it at, you like me and I like you."
52533, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe, Hey!
52534, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,"I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day."
52535, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?"
52536, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Yes, you have to get her something, and it should be something really nice."
52537, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,What?
52538, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,What?
52539, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe,"Never mind, I got it."
52540, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,O-kay. I'll see if I can find Ross. 
52541, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,"Coffee sounds great.  Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?"
52542, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! 
52543, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Really?!
52544, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"So, will I like any of these guys?"
52545, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,But Rachel has an apartment.
52546, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe, That’s my Mom’s writing! Look.
52547, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Hey!
52548, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
52549, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,What’s Flimby’s?
52550, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Okay.
52551, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I’m just glad we didn’t do anything stupid."
52552, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,Ross!  They’re gonna kill you!
52553, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,No! No! No! I just kissed her.
52554, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,Oh! It’s you.  Hi.
52555, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Phoebe,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?"
52556, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,"""Heating device."""
52557, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I do. What’s the matter?"
52558, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,No that made me feel precious.
52559, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe, What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
52560, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,I’ll be right with you.
52561,,,5,Rachel,
52562, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,"Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy."
52563, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,"Oh, I embarrass you?"
52564, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
52565, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe," No, answer his."
52566, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?"
52567, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe, Really?!
52568, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Jeez, what a baby."
52569, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,Honey! That’s crazy! I don’t want you to get me a stripper…
52570, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Monica,"Hey, where have you been?"
52571, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,But I insist!
52572, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours."
52573, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,I’m sorry daddy.
52574, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh my God, I cannot believe this. You know I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation with you"
52575, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Joey,Hey!
52576, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,Ohhh!  Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn’t he?
52577, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,Oh. 
52578, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,"Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. "
52579, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Good luck, honey!"
52580, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey," No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?"
52581, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross," Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?"
52582, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler," Hey, listen, why don’t we go change in my room?"
52583, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Rachel,Aah! Why? What are these for?
52584, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross, These are not.
52585, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,Joey! I’m so proud of you!
52586, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve."
52587, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,What?
52588, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
52589, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey, Hey buddy! How’s it going?
52590, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Well, you couldn’t have looked everywhere or else you would’ve found her!"
52591, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
52592, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down."
52593, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Joey," Wow, that was great! You really wrote that?"
52594, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,You got it!  Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
52595, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Hey, how was your chef thing?"
52596, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"So, how many have you sold so far?"
52597, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"So you risked your life, for a sandwich!"
52598, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,Yeah that was stupid. Let’s not do that.
52599, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,All right. But if you weren’t my best friend.
52600, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,I don't know. Maybe pizza?
52601, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe, They're here already? How are they doing this?
52602, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed ‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed."
52603, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Who? Who is it?
52604, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,Joey? Could you get that?  What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
52605, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Thank you.
52606, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Yeah!
52607, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, all right. What did I have?"
52608, Museum of Prehistoric History, Ross and a co-worker  No. No.,1,Ross,
52609, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,I know...
52610, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"I don’t know. Just uh, just tell ‘em it was a mix-up with the invitations, or—No-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I don’t think you can blame it on them so… "
52611, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Bye. 
52612, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe, He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
52613, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,didn't till just now.
52614, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross,"She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her!  WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!"
52615, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Joey,I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
52616, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"So you risked your life, for a sandwich!"
52617, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Oh!  Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?"
52618, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,Wow! Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away!
52619, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Rachel,"Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!"
52620, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!
52621, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren."
52622, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Joey asked me marry him.
52623, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica, How are you doing?
52624, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,"Okay, bye! "
52625, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Oh, come on!"
52626, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"How can people do that?...  Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!"
52627, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Oh.
52628, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
52629, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross, This is men!!
52630, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,I think she’s checking out your beehive Ross.
52631, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,Hey!
52632, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,You okay?
52633, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, The oven is on.
52634, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica," Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over."
52635, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"Ah… Ah…Get out of here!  Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion’s views on evolution?"
52636, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, what department was that? The Jerk department?"
52637, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,Don’t!! 
52638, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey," So uh, how you doin’?"
52639, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Rachel,"Wow, you guys, this is big."
52640, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,"Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!"
52641, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,It’s still looks pretty far!
52642, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,"It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!!  Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’"
52643, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica," How great are you, you little saver?! I mean, the-the amount you have is exactly the budget of my dream wedding!"
52644, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica, See? It's no big deal.
52645, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross," Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler."
52646, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,Yeah?
52647, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,"Oh Ross, come on. He's happily married. His wife just had twins."
52648, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Chandler,Oh that is over!
52649, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Ross,Shhh! We’re not talking.
52650, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,Not now.
52651, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?"
52652, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying."
52653, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica, Hey!
52654, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I’d have to talk you into this more."
52655, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,Uh-hmm.
52656, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah."
52657, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey," Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!"
52658, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
52659, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,Ross’s apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
52660, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST!
52661, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Yeah, I'm... I'm kind of having a little problem."
52662, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, and then Adrian, she maybe she could wrap her legs around his waist."
52663, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Son of a bitch! 
52664, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here."
52665, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey, Let’s play Bamboozled!
52666, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,…were you this irritating?
52667, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference"
52668, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, That'd be good...
52669, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Hey Phoebe!
52670, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Yeah! You’re such a great friend!
52671, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?"
52672, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
52673, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
52674, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Joey,"I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants."
52675, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out."
52676, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it."
52677, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,I’m just so nervous! Y’know? The callback isn’t until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
52678, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross, I was just leaving.
52679, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,No don’t I beg of you!
52680, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Okay!
52681," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Ketchup!
52682, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"What about you honey, who would be on your list?"
52683, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Y'know, just be there for her."
52684, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose."
52685, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Yeah!
52686, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Okay, well, if she always behaves like this, why don't you say something?"
52687, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,And-and you won’t blame us for any damage? 
52688, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here.  What’s the matter?
52689, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,"Well, I just thought it’d make me feel good to do something nice for my friend."
52690, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Okay.
52691, Restaurant,,9,Joey,What?!
52692, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,While drinking...
52693, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross," Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?"
52694, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,Listen Phoebe...
52695, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey,
52696, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica, Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
52697, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me."
52698, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,And?
52699, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Wait, now so you joined the gym?"
52700, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,Does he know?
52701, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention."
52702, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"What, that little thing at the prom?"
52703, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,Ha!
52704, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Noooo.
52705, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,"Exactly, it’ll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party."
52706, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,I read to you.
52707, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Ohh. Oh wait!  you guys won�t be late for my dinner, will you?"
52708, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,No.
52709, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Come on.
52710, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,Do not speak ill of the dead.
52711, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,"What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?"
52712, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!"
52713, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,No!
52714, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I love you Hexadrin! "
52715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,And! We also have speaker phone. 
52716, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,"Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that."
52717, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?"
52718, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Joey,"Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!"
52719, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Yes! Yes, but I can only pay $8,000."
52720, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"That’s right! That’s right, don’t you play a woman?"
52721, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, then you should come tonight. You know, just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are."
52722, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. "
52723, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?"
52724, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Ross,I don't know you guys.
52725, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh,  ""Dude, don’t you ever was your face?"""
52726, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Phoebe,I can’t believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmother’s legacy is this crumb.  I wish you a long and happy marriage.
52727, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, that’s only fair. "
52728, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of ""Eight is Enough"" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!"
52729, A blackjack table," Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin  Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.",5,Phoebe,
52730, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,What about it?
52731, Hospital,,10,Ross,I'm feeling better.
52732, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem."
52733, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Oh yeah! Then how come you didn’t get the Geller Cup?
52734, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,My Father is Chuck Magioni?
52735, Tap Class," Monica is standing by the door,",1,Monica,"Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!"
52736, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,I don't believe this... Have you guys been...
52737, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,Thank you! Thank you!
52738, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Well then get it, get it!"
52739, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?"
52740, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Rachel,"Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks…"
52741, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,"Oh, but he will. He still tells the story how Monica tried to escape from fat camp."
52742, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Well, we...  ""bore false witness""... See I could be a reverend."
52743, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,Yeah. 
52744, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, and y’know what? I love them both, so why don’t you just pick one and that’ll be it."
52745, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"No, no maybe ‘cause it’s harder to raise them, and the added expense, and…"
52746, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
52747, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,"Well, it is overdue."
52748, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,"Well uh, I’m trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?"
52749, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"Hey-hey, it’s valid okay? And I’m not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me."
52750, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
52751, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,Absolutely!
52752, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?"
52753, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right?"
52754, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel," Oohh, I love it!"
52755, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel," Oh, he brought her back to his apartment."
52756, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Hi! Hi Ben!
52757, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Alright, ok, let's do it.  And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic."
52758, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,"Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion."
52759, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Monica,"No, no it’s going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably don’t say it enough, but I love you.  You people are made of stone! Here’s to mom and dad! Whatever!"
52760, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?"
52761, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,"Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. ."
52762, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
52763, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,Your a poet and don't know it. 
52764, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!  Hey! I’m marrying a dead woman!
52765, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel, Hi!
52766, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,That’s right! You do what the hand says!
52767, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,And bus.
52768, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until they send you a notice.
52769, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross,It's the—Chandler!!
52770, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Isn’t it funny how we kept running into each other? It’s as if someone really wants us to be together.
52771, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?"
52772, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!
52773, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Joey,"Yeah, the ah, trees that don’t fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper."
52774, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?"
52775, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,I lost our mattresses.
52776, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical.  Are you sure you’re okay?"
52777, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,We’ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me.
52778, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey, What?!
52779, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,No it’s not!
52780, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Monica's grandmother.
52781, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Did you just say ""break up with Charlie""?"
52782, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"No, no-no, it’s okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work."
52783, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah. That’s me.
52784, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality—Well, they’re all back! Y’know? And she’s picked up like nine new ones!"
52785, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,"Yeah, you got me.  Here you go."
52786, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? "
52787, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, good!"
52788, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,"Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing ""This is what my sister would look like"" "
52789, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,I wonder where she is. That is so weird.
52790, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
52791, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Got it!  Where do you think you're going?
52792, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Yeah!
52793, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! "
52794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"No, there's no dog here?"
52795, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
52796, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,What?
52797, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,I know!
52798, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,How much did ever really win before?
52799, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,Hey!
52800, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"Oh that’s my doodle of a ladybug, with a top hat.  She’s fancy."
52801, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,So what are they doing?
52802, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,Nice shooting!
52803, Carol's room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau are there with her,",1,Rachel,"No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?"
52804, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"They got a phone in there, right?"
52805, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,"Oh, honey, I don’t know. I…"
52806, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?"
52807, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Is this really your long term plan, for me to run interference? Because I could get a job any day now."
52808, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,Hi.
52809, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Mia Hamm!
52810, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Well, you know that psychic I see?"
52811, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second .
52812, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,"So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?"
52813, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it doesn’t matter.  Hey, y’know what, I’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Rangers game, you wanna come with me?"
52814, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"All right.  Okay, here we go!"
52815,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,"I want to, but I just want you to tell me that marriage isn't really that big a deal. You know that I won't, I won't be missing out on anything. That marriage stinks!"
52816, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler," Oh, no-no-no-no-no...."
52817, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler," Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!"
52818, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!"
52819, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe, Oh my God.
52820, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Whoa, wait, listen, I think I’m just gonna talk to Ross about what he think it meant."
52821, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,Oh.. you don't get it! 
52822, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Continue...
52823, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
52824, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,When Carol was pregnant with Ben…
52825, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,"You keep, you keep... You can't..."
52826, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,That’s totally understandable.
52827, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey,"Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?"
52828, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,You can still sleep at night and stuff.
52829, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Noo.
52830, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Monica,Umm.  Umm. Umm. I don't think so.
52831, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,Yeah?
52832, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!"
52833, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks."
52834, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross," I’m an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I’d be out and she’d, she’d see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be Ross y'know look at her, and I’d think, God, my wife is cool!"
52835, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
52836, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Joey,"Yeah, sure."
52837, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe,"A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!"
52838, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000."
52839, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, no!"
52840, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,I can say I told you so but she’s kinda doing that for me.
52841, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica, Mm-hmm.
52842, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! "
52843, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,"That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?"
52844, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one."
52845, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!"
52846, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross, Why?
52847, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Oh, how does he look? How does he look?"
52848, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica, Hey. Where's Joey?
52849, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler,"Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. "
52850, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,Oh Ross Geller
52851, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Excellent! Stick it in the ice bucket, the phone is off the hook, and in the interest of powering through ..."
52852, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, ""James, James Brolin, are you sure?"" James Brolin said…"
52853, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe, He’s holding us back.
52854, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"Oh, you bet I am!"
52855, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross, What?
52856, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler, What gave me away?
52857, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Why are you looking at me like that?
52858, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,I fear a jury will see it the same way!
52859, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,"You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired."
52860, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!"
52861, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Is that a new Swede jacket? It looks really expensive.
52862, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Chandler," Hello, Chandler Bing."
52863, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Oh that's mine too!  I'm Italian!
52864, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Bye!
52865, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,That's not really how it works.
52866, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Ross,Got it!
52867, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
52868, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,You are undressing very quickly.
52869, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?"
52870, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Monica, I’m engaged!!!!!! I’m engaged!!!!
52871, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,"Don't say Richard! Well, if they're not Monica's and they're not yours, then whose are they?"
52872, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.
52873, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,What thing? What thing?
52874, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the ‘Geller Bowl.’"
52875, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Oh, I’m actually on my way to tell her right now. Yeah, she’s been away all week visiting her parents, but she’ll be cool. I mean, she’s been so supportive. She-she even got the baby a tiny T-shirt that says, ‘Fossils are my friends.’"
52876, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Man's got a point.
52877, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,I doubt that! Tell her about us last year.
52878, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,Wow!!
52879, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,What? I don’t get it.
52880, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,I know.
52881, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,I just wanted to see how it's going.
52882, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Phoebe,"Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world."
52883, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Rachel,That is the Coast Guard.
52884, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"All right, here it goes..."
52885, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,"No, in Ross's building! "
52886, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
52887, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?"
52888, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, could I just ask you one question?"
52889, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,I got it!
52890, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Oh sure. Older?
52891, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"You’re not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook."
52892, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,No! I do want to!
52893, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Well, what's the job?"
52894, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I wouldn't read too much into it.
52895, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
52896, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
52897, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,"Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?"
52898, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel," Seriously, breathe louder Ross! That’s great!"
52899, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,Okay. 
52900, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Are you serious?!
52901, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as your wearing that towel dress."
52902, Joey is back at Hayleys apartment,,9,Joey, AWCH! That's why.
52903, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!"
52904, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?"
52905, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat..."
52906, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,Or?
52907, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?"
52908, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
52909, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Rachel,"Okay, well then bring her in."
52910, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"That's funny, we were doing the same thing!"
52911, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Hi…
52912, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Two!
52913, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, let’s talk outside."
52914, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel, Hi.
52915, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"Nothing, I really wanna know."
52916, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today."
52917, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
52918, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,Oh.
52919, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Wow! What an incredible violation—and wonderful surprise.
52920, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,What?
52921, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey," Hit me, hit me."
52922, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,What?
52923, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Rachel,I didn’t write it.
52924, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
52925, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Chandler, I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
52926, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,Yeah. Cushions the blow.
52927, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross," Okay, that’s it, I can’t take it anymore."
52928, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,What?!
52929, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,What else? What else?
52930, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica,"Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it."
52931, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"All right, I’m gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it."
52932, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,"Okay I’ve got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?"
52933, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,I don't know. Who'm I'm married to?
52934, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler,And then Joey remembered something.
52935, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"They baked it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna call a meeting tonight, I’m gonna fire you tonight."
52936, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Mmm?
52937, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Joey," Yeah-eah! 200 dollar reward, split five ways!!"
52938, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,"It’s incredible, I mean one minute she’s inside you and then 47 hours later here she is."
52939, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,"All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down!  What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and I’ll bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?"
52940, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,Okay.
52941, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,Okay. Can I squeeze your ass?
52942, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,It’s not in the apartment?  Oh no. I can’t believe this is happening again.
52943, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Oh Joey honey I don’t…I don’t want to lose…
52944, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The water’s tepid. The salt didn’t dissolve and is now… lodged places. And the scents I used don’t compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile—Oh!"
52945, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Oh well, all right, I got "
52946, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,Oh man! They-they just redid my make-up!
52947, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica, I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
52948, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"What’s uh, what’s going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?"
52949, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey, There’s like-there’s like 300 bucks in this one!
52950, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?"
52951, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,Hey!
52952, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for."
52953, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,"Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!"
52954, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"Dude, I wanted him to guess."
52955, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,And here we go…
52956, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Sure?
52957, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey," No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!"
52958, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Did you check your entire desk! Did you check all the drawers!
52959, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"I know!  Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!"
52960, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,What?
52961, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Joey, Couldn't have this conversation down at the truck huh?
52962, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"All right that’s it, school is in session! "
52963, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
52964, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel," Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…"
52965, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,"Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!"
52966, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Chandler,We are on our honeymoon.
52967, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!"
52968, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
52969, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We…"
52970, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?"
52971, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,Get out of the cab!
52972, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Okay, but let’s say there was. How might that go?"
52973, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!"
52974, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica, Either of you girls got a quarter?
52975, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Hi.
52976, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose.  The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically..."
52977, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Ross,
52978, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight."
52979, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,I don’t know.
52980, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,"Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?"
52981, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Um, oh, I got you a birthday present."
52982, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,"I don’t care! I don’t care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows it’s actually ended. And, I don’t care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!"
52983, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey,"Rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really.  Are we talking models in their underwear?"
52984, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey listen, so when’s-when’s my audition? I mean I know it’s Thursday, but what time?"
52985, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, your highness."
52986, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,"Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it."
52987, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Where is she?
52988, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Okay then, I don’t stink. I’m a good chef. Okay. "
52989, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?
52990, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,Wash your hands!!!
52991, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,What’s going on?
52992, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"All right. Look, I’m gonna go in here, and you don’t buy me anything ever. "
52993, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,And you’ll be nice?
52994, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,"Yeah, she’s been in there all day , uh high fever, a nose problem… Phlegm! Phlegm! Phlegm-phlegm-phlegm!"
52995, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,
52996, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Hi! Yeah! Tommy’s in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think he’s gonna snap. "
52997, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey, We could climb Mt. Everest!
52998, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Rachel,"Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice."
52999, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?
53000, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Ross,"Pheebs, did…you want a cookie?"
53001, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,You know you kissed me first.
53002, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Yes, we are. "
53003, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,God works in mysterious ways.
53004, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"No, but she likes me. You abandoned her on a plane to Greece."
53005, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Not well.
53006, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, Where’s Kate?
53007, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?"
53008, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey, All right where’s that turkey!
53009, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler,"Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?"
53010, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Really?!
53011, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Monica,"Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really.  Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet."
53012, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!"
53013, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Yeah that-that, doesn't look right."
53014, Rachel’s office," Joanna’s telling Rachel, her side of the story,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I...."
53015, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,What?
53016, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Okay. You know that I-I have to go.
53017, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Can you please, please take care of it for me?"
53018, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over."
53019, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Rachel,"I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team."
53020, Ross',,9,Rachel,Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.
53021, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
53022, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,Oh really? That’d be great! You guys can be the contestants!
53023, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,
53024, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,Just flip!
53025, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,What? What happened?
53026, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,Wh-what?!
53027, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,No! Hey! Hey! We can’t!
53028, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,Good.
53029, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Okay, there’s this one guy, Patrick, I think you’re gonna like him, he’s really nice, he’s funny, he’s a swimmer."
53030, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe, Hi!
53031, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
53032, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!"
53033, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,You're kidding!
53034, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Oh noo…
53035, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,What?
53036, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,Yeah?
53037, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Uh… You didn’t propose to me, Chandler didn’t propose to me, but Joey did."
53038, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God!! 
53039, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,"Ah, so glad you decided to come."
53040, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
53041, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Aww, not right now."
53042, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and ""See you around!"" Let's go, Phoebe."
53043, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, get a room."
53044, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Well, I just tape it to the back of my toilet tank.  I didn't say that! It's in a bank guarded by robots!"
53045, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,Okay.  Hey Rach?
53046, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"All right, you’re probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me,  I would ah, I would bow out."
53047, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,"Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?"
53048, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?"
53049, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"No-no, thank you."
53050, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,What?
53051, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,No.
53052, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Oh gosh, she's going to kill me."
53053, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,But you should eat them now because they’re hot from the oven.
53054, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,That was kind of rude!
53055, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,I know.
53056, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,Okay! You don’t think I thought of that?
53057, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,I’ll look forward to your call. 
53058, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Monica,"Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?"
53059, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe,Why?!
53060, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Nothing, I just like to go like this. "
53061, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Were you the ones called the cops?!
53062, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Well that was before all the vaporizing action.
53063, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions."
53064, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,What he wants to buy your baby?!
53065, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,We can’t find Chandler…—‘s vest. We can’t find Chandler’s vest.
53066, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t give me a reason to get mad, okay"
53067, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh no, I’m sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you."
53068, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross," Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!"
53069, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.
53070, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing."
53071, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!"
53072, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,Joey.
53073, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there."
53074, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,"It’s okay. Come, come on in."
53075, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,Yeah.
53076, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Well remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? They loved it."
53077, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Rachel, Hi.
53078, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross, Did you really hear a bear?
53079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,What?!  What the hell?!
53080, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,So it's pretty much the same Pheebs.
53081, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God!
53082, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Joey,Hey! What’s up?
53083, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say that I’ll stop seeing her?"
53084, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.
53085, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,You're in my seat.
53086, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,Don’t stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!
53087, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel, HI!! Hi!
53088, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,Do ya?
53089, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Yeah.
53090, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,"Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies."
53091, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,"Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time."
53092, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,Ahhh! You are on my list.
53093, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Well uh, y’know what? Even if she doesn’t know anything, I do! I have a son. And his mother and I didn’t live together, and whenever he was with me I took care of him all the time, by myself."
53094, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,I'm hoping that if she hears it enough it will be her first word.
53095, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her."
53096, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler, No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.
53097, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,I think it's going okay. Looks like he's smiling.
53098, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,We have got to wash that! 
53099, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?"
53100, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested."
53101, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Turned out it was a hat.
53102, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"God, I wish Mike were here."
53103, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hey.
53104, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,Then why did she ask us to…
53105, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,I got fired.
53106, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Don't say it. 
53107, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Chandler,"Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum."
53108, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,All right I… I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
53109, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,'So Cheesy' also has an opening.
53110, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here. "
53111, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,"Dude, you didn’t say Die Hard. Is everything okay?"
53112, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,"Look, I don’t think so Pheebs. "
53113, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey, G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
53114, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Well um, I don’t."
53115, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,"Hmm, bummer."
53116, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,You like that? 
53117, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,Hey man.
53118, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,No.
53119, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?"
53120, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Monica,"I’m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I’ll see you there in a bit?"
53121, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,"He didn’t turn me down! He’s at the game isn’t he? I got the date, I’m just not on it!"
53122, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Rachel,"Joey, you can’t keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him."
53123, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey,Oh yeah.
53124, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that. 
53125, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,"Noo!  Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, baby, baby, baby."
53126, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,You pick one.
53127, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Ross,"Are you kidding? Look, we’re not gonna be together just because we’re having a baby. Okay?"
53128, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap."
53129, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
53130, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Rachel,
53131, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.  'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself."
53132, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,What about all that “friends forever” stuff?
53133, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?"
53134, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Hey, hey, look! It’s not about a few fries... it’s about what the fries represent."
53135, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler," Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple."
53136, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,I paid for those tickets!
53137, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Mary-Angela.
53138, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,"Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… "
53139, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!"
53140, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Joey,Not me.
53141, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. 
53142, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?"
53143, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Well then who?
53144, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross, Hey!
53145, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe," Y’know I’m-I’m sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that."
53146, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you."
53147, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,Thanks!
53148, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! 
53149, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,Why-why would she go in the bedroom?
53150, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica,"Well, what kind of food is he looking for?"
53151, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,You got me.
53152, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,"No, I’ll do it. You just stick to your job."
53153, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,She sells drugs to kids. 
53154, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Why else would we be here?
53155, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,Where’s Ben?
53156, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.
53157, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Well, it’s a long story, but umm I broke Joey’s chair…"
53158, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey, Oh mama! Uh when-when is the baby due?
53159, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,"We’re not doing anything. We’re just sitting around talking, quietly."
53160, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Do you really want an award you didn’t win?
53161, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Shut up, and put my table back."
53162, In the hall,,9,Monica,Both of them?
53163, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk...."
53164, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,Oh b-b-but it is!
53165, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"No, no I just ah, didn’t do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly don’t deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise."
53166, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,
53167, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,No!  Are you doing it?! I don’t hear anything! Come on!
53168, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,"Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay."
53169, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
53170, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,Right! Never! Never! I swear! 
53171, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Today is the sixth.
53172, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Mhm... it's moist.
53173, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I uh… I don’t know. I mean I…I honestly didn’t watch it.
53174, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here!  As hard as you can!
53175, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,Oh.
53176, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what? I am going to do something today. I’m not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I’m gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something."
53177, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,The one that always stares at me when I come in?
53178, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey,Uh-oh.
53179, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,It’s mostly just photographs of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches.
53180, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,I don't know. Who'm I'm married to?
53181, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,No she hasn’t.
53182, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Rachel,Aah! Why? What are these for?
53183, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel," So, will you talk to him?"
53184, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Right, so that's a firm ""no"". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out."
53185, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Come here.
53186, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"'Cause, I wanted to uh, give you this. "
53187, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,Right. Okay. Losing the robe.  And the robe is lost.
53188, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,"Right.  Dja bu bu Claude. Uh, c'est la pu les la lu blah bloo."
53189, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler," Okay, you are new!"
53190, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"Aw, how can you say that? I can’t even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?"
53191, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Just pass it to your boss!
53192, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
53193, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Monica,"Y'know if it’s any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. "
53194, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Err... I just figured it out! You know, I mean you're not working and the economy is bad."
53195, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"No, I-I’m saying I liked her."
53196, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!
53197, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I’m not going to do that. 
53198, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe, I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?
53199, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out."
53200, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey, Hey!
53201, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Joey, What the hell was that?!
53202, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Rachel,No. Thank you.
53203, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing."
53204, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it."
53205, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, "
53206, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey,"You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments."
53207, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,Thanks.
53208, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"And Chandler, you’re gonna have to watch those long showers you take in the morning because you know Raquel can’t be late."
53209, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I don’t care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Y’know what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
53210, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?"
53211, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,Okay.
53212, Ross�,,9,Ross,We�ll see.
53213, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Totally.
53214, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm."
53215, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"""…by doin’ it."""
53216, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"I really, really am sorry."
53217, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
53218, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,What?
53219, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Sorry, I just uhm... I can't seem to get Ross out of my head..."
53220, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey, Can we come it yet?! We’re dying out here!
53221, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!
53222, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!"
53223, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"Well, tonight was—was going to be my first time."
53224, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Oh, ooh, everything looks delicious. What should I ha-ave? What should I have?"
53225, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"Well I uh, I skipped forth grade."
53226, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive…  Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album."
53227, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia."
53228, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,Maybe you could be my roommate!
53229, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Monica,Hey!
53230, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Look, Monica…"
53231, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,You can’t leave! I have your shoe!
53232, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,You're... weird!
53233, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Okay, sure."
53234, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,No-no. 
53235, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,"Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. "
53236, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Both it is, thank you."
53237, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Okay. ""So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh?"""
53238, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,"Ohh, I know one thing!"
53239, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,Shake that nasty butt...
53240, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,"Yes, I do."
53241, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,Good to see you.
53242, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!"
53243, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
53244, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,I fell asleep!
53245, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"No, I want this to happen."
53246, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,"Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked."
53247, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,I can.
53248, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back ."
53249, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Joey,"Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?"
53250, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Monica,What is it?!
53251, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Mr. X and Phoebe Buffay.
53252, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,I’m sick of Japanese. We’re not going there.
53253, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe, Oh. Hey!
53254, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Great!
53255, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?"
53256, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"All right, get a room."
53257, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,Wh-wh-why?!
53258, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"Multiple, so many paper cuts."
53259, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor.  What?"
53260, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Are you okay?
53261, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Oh-oh! 
53262, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Okay.
53263, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,Really!
53264, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica,I have no idea what you just said.
53265, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,"Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother’s triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!"
53266, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?"
53267, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler,You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.
53268, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,But then how do we know who wins?
53269, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Oh, that’s not true! I’ve got her lots of stuff she never took back."
53270, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,"All right, Ross!"
53271, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Joey, Morning.
53272, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe,I know.
53273, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,You can pee here!
53274, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."
53275, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesn’t matter.
53276, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Well, these. These are yours right here. "
53277, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"So the ah, play’s pretty great, huh?"
53278, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on."
53279, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,Where ya going?
53280, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,"Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it."
53281, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,Which?
53282, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Rachel,"All right, so we weren’t prepared!"
53283, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,
53284, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,I call their apartment!!!
53285, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Okay! All right! Yeah! ‘Cause I just can’t picture it.
53286, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
53287, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things."
53288, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,She’s mad because I know today’s her laundry day and that means she’s wearing her old lady underpants.
53289, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,"Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it. Y’know, hey I understand. Y’know? Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool. I’ll see you tomorrow. "
53290, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,What do you think Pheebs?
53291, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,"Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny."
53292, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Oh. Crab cake?
53293, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star."
53294, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!"
53295, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean."
53296, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Joey,Ahhh……  Eh?
53297, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Well, that makes sense."
53298, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah that’s Rachel.  Beat me over the head with it.
53299, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,Ohh…
53300, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica, Rachel!  That was a library card!
53301, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Yeah me too, all night."
53302, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"God, what happened?!"
53303, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,You guys ready to go?
53304, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh, but-but it is, uh, it’s just like the first Thanksgiving, when the Indians and the Pilgrims uh, sat down to dinner."
53305, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"Ross, say something. Anything."
53306, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, you can’t tell her not to go. You just started dating."
53307, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe, Oh my god! 
53308, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, oh Chandler..."
53309, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,I'm crazy about her.
53310, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Bye!!!
53311, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!"
53312, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,Peach pit.
53313, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,I'm here.
53314, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,They’re kissing let’s just go around them.
53315, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!"
53316, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,We’ll be right back sir.
53317, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Ooh, sorry. Sorry. You finish, go."
53318, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight."
53319, Ross�,,9,Ross,Ok.
53320, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
53321, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more—"
53322, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
53323, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y’know? "
53324, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Monica,"Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried."
53325, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
53326, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
53327, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so…"
53328, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Rachel,"Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!"
53329, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump.  Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in."
53330, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Gentlemen, you’re pick."
53331, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Boy, do I have a surprise for you!"
53332, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Ross,"No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!"
53333, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,Yeah.
53334, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Hey!
53335, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,"I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships."
53336, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Of course! Joey wouldn’t let you have one?
53337, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,"Umm, listen I am sorry, but I’ll put some out first thing in the morning."
53338, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,It is! It is!
53339, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away."
53340, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Ross,Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.
53341, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,Thanks.
53342, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh!"
53343, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Monica,"Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on."
53344, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy.  Yeah."
53345, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m gonna go get Frank. "
53346, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,Guys!?
53347, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. "
53348, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross.  Who-who’s Barry and Mindy?"
53349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,You sure?
53350, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,I just don’t know! It just doesn’t feel right.
53351, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"No, sir."
53352, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!"
53353, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,We do not have one of those signs.
53354, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
53355, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,"I confronted her, and she didn’t deny it! "
53356, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"Oh, please. Sweetie it’s hopeless, okay, I’m just gonna go. "
53357, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?
53358, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely.  QUESTIONS!!!"
53359, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Phoebe,Well why don’t you use your key?
53360, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"Ohhhhhh, look it’s the roller blades."
53361, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Phoebe,
53362, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You did a minute ago!
53363, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,"Last time I do that, I promise."
53364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it."
53365, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I’m, I’m smoking still."
53366, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,So far so good! 
53367, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica," Yes, I did! And you are welcome!"
53368, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,This will just be my batch.
53369, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don’t need any assistance in there, take a break!"
53370, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross," I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody."
53371, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica," Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to."
53372, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,They made you head of the department!
53373, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Chandler, You are really frightening me.
53374, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"All right! Okay, it’s just Phoebe. Will’s still on a diet, Chandler doesn’t eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel’s having her aversion to poultry."
53375, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!
53376, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey,"Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!"
53377, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,I do! I’m a professional chef!  Oh relax! It’s not a courtroom drama!
53378, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey!
53379, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,What’s wrong with this year?
53380, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,Hi!
53381, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Let’s see uh, well I don’t want to donate sperm again.  Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?"
53382, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, okay, but Rachel’s gonna be here too, can’t I just ask her this stuff?"
53383, The Philly,,3,Chandler,Why? What happened to him?
53384, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Where are you gettin’ this?
53385, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,I’m-I’m Ross by the way.
53386, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"No, Joey."
53387, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
53388, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh okay, I’ll-I’ll try."
53389, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…"
53390, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,Two pizzas?!
53391, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
53392, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,- and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
53393, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,Really?
53394, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,"What?! No, you can’t, you can’t leave me here with them! We’re baby-sitting!"
53395, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!
53396, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Chandler,"Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever."
53397, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,What?
53398, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,I’m not even… I’m not even…
53399, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
53400, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Whoa! I can’t believe you did that. That was really sweet.
53401, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What's up?
53402, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,"Hey, Danny!"
53403, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Okay. Listen-listen, we’re not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?"
53404, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,"You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes."
53405, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"I say ‘cheesy line’, but ok."
53406, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"All right, I guess I'll have to find a new bridesmaid."
53407, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Ross,I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
53408, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing."
53409, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Monica,"Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?"
53410, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"You didn't get the money, did you?"
53411, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,
53412, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, Pheebs, I’m sorry, I’ve got to go. I’ve got Lamaze class."
53413, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,"Yes! Yes, I did."
53414, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work?"
53415, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Or if you want to kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe."
53416, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"All right look, y’know how-y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone really hot?"
53417, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Ross,Are you kidding?
53418, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"That’s right! Wait no, Ben."
53419, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?"
53420, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Hi mum, put her back on!"
53421, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,About how good your cards were.
53422, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"You’re right. I mean I’m sorry. Yeah, I shouldn’t be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! "
53423, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
53424, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe, No!
53425, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,I don’t want to say.
53426, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,"Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate."
53427, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,Hey! So I’m back.
53428, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today."
53429, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. And sweetie.."
53430, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,I know. I know. Oh God.  There’s no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
53431, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Rachel,"What, it's ok when Chandler does it?"
53432, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!"
53433, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"I know, me too. It was... You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be."
53434, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process."
53435, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, no, Ralph doesn’t look anything like that guy. He’s-he’s young and he’s got long hair and a beard and a hacky sack."
53436, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,"Oh, okay."
53437, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
53438, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"I don't know! I mean, what brought that on?"
53439, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Because a car backfired?
53440, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
53441, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,What?!
53442, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,"All right! Let's go!  All right, we can work out the name later."
53443, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,I know-
53444, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Whoa, what kind of party was this?"
53445, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Good morning.
53446, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Are you serious?!
53447, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Okay, have fun! Wooo!!"
53448, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Don't worry, it's out there!  I think I just need lunch."
53449, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"Knit, good woman, knit, knit!"
53450, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Let go! I’m a tiny little woman!!
53451, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,...And boogie!
53452, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,Bye! Thank God
53453, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week."
53454, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,What?
53455, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"Great, ok faster! ""je"""
53456, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Monica,"""Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"""
53457, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,How crazy that we’d run into you!
53458, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!"
53459, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how you’d handle maid of honor type situations."
53460, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!"
53461, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,Oh my God! It’s like one mind.
53462, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Y’know what? Let’s, let’s talk later."
53463, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, Monica…
53464, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Let's forget about Ross...
53465, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Come on Ben.
53466, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Space cowboy!
53467, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally--Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy."
53468, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,You have to respect the sea! 
53469, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Chandler,Are you aware that you're still talking?
53470, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Okay. I went down to the ‘Mattress King’ showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband."
53471, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"What? It’s true, my right leg is two inches shorter."
53472, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge."
53473, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,You did?
53474, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.
53475, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Sure.
53476, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,Thanks. 
53477, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,I-I-I...
53478, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"If we broke up, and I lost you..."
53479, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"No, not the used wax."
53480, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,Who?
53481, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Joey, Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
53482, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe, Oooh! You are a very bad man!
53483, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods."
53484, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Monica,"Well, you tell a lot of jokes!"
53485, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,
53486, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"That’s right, you just enjoy."
53487, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Monica,"Hey, Joey, I don’t think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean it’s only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?"
53488, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,Huh?
53489, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Noooooooo!!
53490, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,What?
53491, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Well, maybe it’s so big because the house was built on radioactive waste."
53492, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Well, he's with Charlie now."
53493, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,Don’t do it.
53494, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area."
53495, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,"Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same."
53496, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m not so sure."
53497, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'"
53498, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey," Yeah, the stripper stole it."
53499, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,What are you guys gonna do?
53500, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Chandler,"Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it."
53501, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Are you kidding?!
53502, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.
53503, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica, They'r alright.
53504, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Yeah I know.
53505, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh weird, Chandler just told us he's got a conference there!"
53506, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,"Well this is great. Y’know, those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today, she’s really depressed."
53507, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,You know what?
53508, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,"Look, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person."
53509, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger."
53510, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,"I mean I think I’d say no to anybody right now.  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I’m standing there with this charming, cute guy, who’s asking me to go out with him, which I’m allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like I’d be cheating on Ross or something."
53511, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,Huh.
53512, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Why are so mad at him?
53513, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,OH MY GOD!!!
53514, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,Joey look it’s really sweet…
53515, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,"Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you’re gonna have to do it without me."
53516, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,What?
53517, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do."
53518, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel," Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?"
53519, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"So, uh, why didn't you say anything?"
53520, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like Disneyland for me. I’m-I’m gonna be over here watching the dance of the clean shirts. 
53521, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,What the hell am I supposed to do!
53522, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,"Noo!! I’ve had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!"
53523, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey there you go! 
53524, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,** 
53525, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"If you wanted to punish them, you should’ve just made them hang out here!"
53526, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,Hey so where’s Ross?
53527, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Joey,"Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs."
53528, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Rachel,"Uh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?"
53529, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel,"God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry."
53530, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,That’s not ‘til Thursday.
53531, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hey babe.
53532, Phoebe's apartment," there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate,",7,Phoebe, How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can…
53533, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!"
53534, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Joey,"Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes."
53535, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,U-N-I-sexy? 
53536, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m-I’m so sorry."
53537, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Well thank you, you too."
53538, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,I am pretending.
53539, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"See there you go. Woo! We're out of the woods. Okay, I'll get dressed now."
53540, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Haaaa...  ... ahhhh!
53541, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ok... ""Emma just said gleba""!"
53542, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!
53543, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,Hey!
53544, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,"Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography."
53545, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!"
53546, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,So what! I still have—No you’re probably right.
53547, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Green Bay.",8,Phoebe,
53548, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Okay. But the question is who’s gonna go first. ‘Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.
53549, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me."
53550, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
53551, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks."
53552, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel, You would do that? I never get picked!
53553, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica, and that's a girl.
53554, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter."
53555, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,What?
53556, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Oh my God! Our daughter's a genius! Rach, this means..."
53557, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica, Hi!
53558, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,How are we gonna do that? There’s no way.
53559, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe, Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
53560, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,But...
53561, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross," Yeah, I know. I mean, no, you’re right. Yeah I guess I’ll let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this."
53562, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,Really? Its not just frowned upon?
53563, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica," Okay, okay. I hate this."
53564, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Dr. Green. How are you? 
53565, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight. ""Umm, I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’m a Mormon,"" or ""I got so hammered last night I’m still a little drunk?"""
53566, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
53567, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe,Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.
53568, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first."
53569, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!"
53570, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Okay.
53571, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,At least tell me where you hid it.
53572, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,What do we do? What do we do?
53573, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Hi.
53574, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe, Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
53575, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica,"Phoebe, it’s been two days."
53576, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth. Did you have braces as a child?
53577, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler, I don't like your massages.
53578, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this "
53579, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,Y’know what Joey left on my pillow?
53580, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
53581, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,You guys are here! Yay!
53582, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,It’s not all juice! 
53583, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!
53584, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground."
53585, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again."
53586, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,You know when guys hang out they don’t just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
53587, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,"Oh! You know, I just... couple of things I tried ... I just sang a little doo... Itsy Bitsy Spider..."
53588, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys."
53589, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!"
53590, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,"Alright.  Yes, this is Rachel."
53591, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey," So you ah, ready for our last practice?"
53592, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,That was you?
53593, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, Ross doesn’t know anything."
53594, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Oh my god!!
53595, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel,"No-no-no, no, honey please, I’ve got, I’ve just have so much to deal with."
53596, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hi honey I’m home.
53597, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay.
53598, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!"
53599, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Monica,"I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it."
53600, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m gonna stick with the ring.  I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?"
53601, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Screw the Knicks!
53602, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,"Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?"
53603, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Hey.
53604, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Ross,It really was.
53605, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Ah, well, maybe that’s, ah, because you’re getting a big raise."
53606, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,We'll see how dinner goes.
53607, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe, Yeah?
53608, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, you bet."
53609, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?"
53610, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"And, uhh, maybe the watering can there."
53611, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,Hi.
53612, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"Dude, two times that happened!"
53613, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go."
53614, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica,So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind 
53615, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey, Oh hey-hey!
53616, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, and directing."
53617, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,", yaw..."
53618, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,"No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now."
53619, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those ""healthy, healthy, healthy guys""?"
53620, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I don’t care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she’s totally freaked out!
53621, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry!"
53622, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"Hey! Look I brought a friend for dinner, this is Zack, from work!"
53623, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"I’m never gonna find a roommate, ever."
53624, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Math!! You’re giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, we’ll see who gets her."
53625, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,No.
53626, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,Why? I love that thing.
53627, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross," So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place?"
53628, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,"Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!"
53629, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,Really? What changed your mind?
53630, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him."
53631, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,"That�s right, I got mine."
53632, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Rachel!
53633, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?"
53634, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
53635, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"No, no. I-I'm good."
53636, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Okay I can’t let you do this! She’s lying to you.
53637, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Hey.
53638, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"Hey, what’s going on?"
53639, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Okay.
53640, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"Wait a minute, wait. You’re telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn’t want you back?!"
53641, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Monica, Oh my God.
53642, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin’ ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday…"
53643, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street."
53644, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,"Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband’s gonna say that stuff. Now, if you’ll excuse me…"
53645, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,Oh.
53646, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-"
53647, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,You gonna buy a new one?
53648, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Hey everybody!
53649, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Oh, screw it, I'm gonna be a daddy!!"
53650, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Hey, kids."
53651, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey, Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
53652, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Well, because of us! Because of our history."
53653, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"No-no, I got that."
53654, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either."
53655, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!"
53656, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind."
53657, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,I don't know. I'll just handle it—I'll ask you to talk to him!
53658, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,And who pays for that?
53659, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel," Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!"
53660, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross," Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools."
53661, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Keep going.
53662, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Y’know what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like It’s a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives."
53663, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yes!
53664, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he  should be your best man."
53665, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,What happened to the Disgustingtons?
53666, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
53667, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here ."
53668, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,What're you gonna do?
53669, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! "
53670, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel,"Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair."
53671, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"OK, I need to lie down."
53672, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,"Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya."
53673, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger."
53674, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel," So, uh, he's back."
53675, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica," No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!"
53676, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Thanks man.
53677, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Marcel?
53678, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,"Well, I think we all learned something."
53679, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"I, er..."
53680, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh…"
53681, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,"You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom."
53682, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company?
53683, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Give her some money.
53684, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, and—oh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!"
53685, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,So we're a little late.
53686, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Don't you have to be at work?
53687, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!"
53688, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, I know it's totally superficial and we have absolutely nothing in common, and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd...."
53689, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Ow, no ‘woo-hooing,’ no ‘woo-hooing.’"
53690, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Hey!
53691, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica, I am not!
53692, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,How is that gonna happen?
53693, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Phoebe,That is nice and we’re done. TADA!
53694, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,Hey!
53695, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler, Stop that now!
53696, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you."
53697, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Is that some kind of boat talk?
53698, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Chandler,"If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best."
53699, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,Oh...  Little heads-up would have been nice.
53700, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,Hey.
53701, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Yeah that works.
53702, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?"
53703, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
53704, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey,It’ll be great for next weekend.
53705, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this  You were saying?"
53706, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,
53707, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler, What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
53708, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,And a glass of tepid water. 
53709, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,That's not a question.
53710, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Good!
53711, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Rachel,Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. 
53712, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Rachel,Hello.
53713, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,"Yeah! Okay, go, go, go get him."
53714, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"But, it’s not like we’re losing anything. Y'know?"
53715, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor."
53716, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Shut up! I Dream of Genie!
53717, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
53718, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,How?
53719, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Oh... Bye guys.
53720, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Ughhhh!! Forget it!  This is, this is not how this is supposed to happen."
53721, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Yes, and I was saying the actual words."
53722, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
53723, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Wow!
53724, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Rachel,Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
53725, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Yeah.
53726, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,That was in high school! It’s not like it was binding forever.
53727, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?"
53728, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Chandler,"Well, Phoebe I thought I’d—"
53729, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,"Y’know what, I don’t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend."
53730, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do."
53731, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day."
53732, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,Or... maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high maintenance tight ass!
53733, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross, Oh-oh really?
53734, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,Joshua.
53735, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Phoebe?
53736, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Come on, would you grow up? It’s no big deal."
53737, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Monica,Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!
53738, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"I don't know, she's, uh.... she's pretty great."
53739, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,"Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her."
53740, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?"
53741, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Monica,Hey!
53742, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me."
53743, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Y’know, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts."
53744, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Monica,"Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this."
53745, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,
53746, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy."
53747, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,"Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go."
53748, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,How many kids were we gonna have?
53749, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!"
53750, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No!
53751, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel," So, how was your date?"
53752, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,How did it go with Frank and Alice?
53753, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,"Hey-hey, I’m not judging."
53754, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.
53755, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Tyrannosaurus!
53756, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Ross,"Umm, Jo’s a girl, it’s short for Josephine."
53757, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Yeah but, you don’t, you don’t, you don’t want to try to much too fast. Y’know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don’t you?"
53758, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,Hey.
53759, Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area, Monica arrives with her parents,",4,Monica,"Ha ha, a joke that’s funny in all countries."
53760, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,But I...
53761, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Yeah. 
53762, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?"
53763, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,'Kay!
53764, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,"Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. "
53765, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Surprise!!!
53766, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,For every night that you’re asleep before I get home from work...
53767, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Joey,"Question. Was ah, ‘Egg the Gellers!’ the war cry of your neighbourhood?"
53768, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Let’s go big bunny!
53769, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later. 
53770, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,"Well you let me know if you can, because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it."
53771, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross," Hello, baby. Hello, hello."
53772, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler,Nice job Joe! You’re quite the craftsmen.
53773, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
53774, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,"Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!"
53775, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,I know but it’s so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
53776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,What?
53777, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"I’m sorry Pheebs, I guess I’m just really said that I’m leaving."
53778, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!!  You don’t, all right you don’t have to love each other, okay? You don’t, you don’t even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other."
53779, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, this is it. This what’s gonna kill me."
53780, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
53781, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Rachel,"Ross, would you just stop it! It’s getting really old."
53782, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Yeah. She’s putting her down now, that’s her. "
53783, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend.  Oop, oh yeah!"
53784, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,What?
53785, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,RACHEL!
53786, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Rachel,Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?
53787, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,No! Nothing with a raccoon.
53788, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,Hey. 
53789, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Hi
53790, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Hi!
53791, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Okay. Let’s bring it in.
53792, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Aww, look at the little thing."
53793, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Wouldn’t she?
53794, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here…"
53795, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Pheebs, I don’t think anyone's mad about that."
53796, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,
53797, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,"It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. I’m going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast I’m just gonna propose."
53798, Joey's,,9,Rachel,Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
53799, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?"
53800, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated."
53801, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica, Was your cabin pressurised?
53802, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?"
53803, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel, She didn't hang up either...
53804, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"Okay, this one I like!"
53805, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Is that Mark?
53806, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us."
53807, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch!  And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse?"
53808, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!"
53809, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,Hi Ben!
53810, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute."
53811, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,How—how did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! 
53812, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,Like-like what?
53813, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,How can you not remember us kissing?!
53814, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,You can’t have sex with her!
53815, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times."
53816, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?"
53817, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,Yes.  You’re not asking are you?
53818, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I’m going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... "
53819, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, Pheebs!"
53820, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"I know!  Don't switch hands, okay?"
53821, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. "
53822, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,"You are aware that she’s not a monkey, right?"
53823, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Well, he’s too shy, he doesn’t thing he’s good enough to dance with girls yet."
53824, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,Hey!
53825, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,Nuh-uh! They’re maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names.  Ohh.
53826, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,You all right Chandler? Is there something funny about that name?
53827, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day."
53828, Ross',,9,Rachel,Who is it?
53829, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,"You know what, I think we’ve had all the bad luck we’re going to have. "
53830, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"Well, sure, but they might think it’s kinda weird considering I don’t work there anymore."
53831, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Well, what am I going to say?"
53832, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,No.
53833, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya.
53834, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Phoebe,Is there anything we can do for you?
53835, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it’s just, it’s so different from the stuff you usually hear."
53836, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,What?
53837, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
53838, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Oh, ye-ah!"
53839, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Oh y’know what, I was already trying to trade for ah, well, you."
53840, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,I just asked you.
53841, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,"Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew."
53842, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken."
53843, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Really?
53844, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,Oh-oh!
53845, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Bet I know how that discussion’s going to go.
53846, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here."
53847, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,So uh... I guess I wanna take off.
53848, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,I say we go with Careless Whisper.
53849, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,Then why-why is she going to a play?!
53850, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"This is okay. We’re all adults here; there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let’s put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. "
53851, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Okay.
53852, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Uh, credit card.  Okay, I’ll go get it. You guard the ring."
53853, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? "
53854, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,"I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I just—I didn't know what it was!"
53855, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"Yeah, did I fool ya?"
53856, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents..  Right?"
53857, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there."
53858, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, what about after I give you these candies? "
53859, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Why-why aren't you more excited?
53860, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Good. You?
53861, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,"Because, I-I should’ve called! Y’know if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would’ve gone out with Nick, and they would’ve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!"
53862, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!
53863, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Phoebe,I don't know! I didn't come with her!
53864, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross, What did you do to my mom?
53865, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Isn’t that what happened with you and the bride’s maid?
53866, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,"You know, he was just doing his job..."
53867, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Oh, yeah, totally! That’s such a turn-on!"
53868, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Y’know Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
53869, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,I love the license plate game!
53870, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Guys, what’s going on?"
53871, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,"Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okay—and F.Y.I she must’ve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, ""I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass."""
53872, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,Then what is it?
53873, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey," Y’know, there’s two women dude."
53874, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's."
53875, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,Because of Emma.
53876, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,You really think so?
53877, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey! Chef Geller! Y’know that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
53878, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Raymond Chandler.
53879, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea."
53880, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Hey umm, was-was Monica here?"
53881, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,And so engaged. 
53882, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey, In a minute!!
53883, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,This is not good for my rage. 
53884, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,"Yes, she gives the people what they want."
53885, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Chandler,So you're really okay with this?
53886, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,It’s been six months! I’m always hot!
53887, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,
53888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,We just want you to think it through.
53889, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Joey,Thank you! 
53890, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Okay, here you go.  I have two queens, what do you have?"
53891, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica,I have no idea what you just said.
53892, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,"Oh, thank God!"
53893, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,What's with him?
53894, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,"Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores.  You know, we as a group are not the coolest."
53895, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
53896, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,Me?
53897, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you."
53898, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,It's nice that he has someone.
53899, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
53900, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,But I like it here!
53901, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Are you serious?!
53902, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,He just left.
53903, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,Oh no!
53904, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Rachel,"I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!"
53905, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,It’s just I miss her so much.
53906, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Uh…lately, she just likes hanging out here."
53907, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Chandler,Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
53908, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Oh well, okay, good luck."
53909, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"What is ah, Rach in her room?"
53910, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,Any room that isn't behind this couch! 
53911, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"‘Kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping."
53912, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,What?
53913, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Why?
53914, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross, Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
53915, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,Waiting for candy.
53916, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,How?
53917, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,I get to hire my own assistant!
53918, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,Ankle.
53919, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball."
53920, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him."
53921, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Who's that? 
53922, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
53923, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Why?
53924, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.
53925, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Yes!
53926, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,Come here! 
53927, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,Dude!
53928, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, I used to wet my bed.
53929, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,"Seriously, where did this happen?"
53930, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,There were only twelve.
53931, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Oh, look at her, so happy!"
53932, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,"Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. "
53933, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,I'm sorry.
53934, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've got reservations at Ja George."
53935, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,. All right you’re off my list.
53936, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What?!
53937, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross, Oh my God!
53938, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are."
53939, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,What's that supposed to mean?
53940, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,There you go!
53941, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Ross,"What's the part, Anti-man?"
53942, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,How much longer?
53943, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,uh huh.
53944, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"Yeah, actually I am!"
53945, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,"Oh my God.  Phoebe. Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression."
53946, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,I am happy.
53947, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"OK, I need to lie down."
53948, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! 
53949, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I'll give them back.  Look! What is so great about that sandwich?"
53950, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!"
53951, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it."
53952, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler, But I think we should tell her.
53953, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,What the hell is going on?!
53954, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?"
53955, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,And the Knicks rule all.
53956, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,I can not believe your trading me!!
53957, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Oh my god, this really hurts!!!"
53958, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Naked alone time.
53959, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.
53960, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,What's going on?
53961, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there! .
53962, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey!
53963, The Jewelry Store," Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store, She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr, T to shame on,",6,Phoebe,"Okay umm, I’d also like to try on the tiara.  What do you think, too much?"
53964, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"I’m not telling, you’ll have to see it on TV!"
53965, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time."
53966, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey guys!
53967, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Are you all right?
53968, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,"Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this."
53969, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,"No, you're the best."
53970, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Ugh, easy for you to say, you already know what your kids names are going to be."
53971, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,I was frustrated.
53972, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or.... No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea."
53973, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Are you a virgin?
53974, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,What did you just say?
53975, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Come on! The boss that fires a guy that’s just been dumped, bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy that’s just been fired, blond bitch!"
53976, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Hey.  Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
53977, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,"Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?"
53978, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Monica, what should I do?"
53979, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,What's going on?
53980, Carol's room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau are there with her,",1,Rachel,Ok?
53981, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,I get the dollhouse!
53982, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,And I will cook anything you want in here 
53983, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Not like that, I won't! "
53984, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler," Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done."
53985, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,That’s so sweet.
53986, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,let ME be a part of this!
53987, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star."
53988, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
53989, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,That is so unfair!
53990, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,"what, how do we know, we never slept with you."
53991, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,You just said…
53992, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps."
53993, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes,",8,Rachel," Hi, sweetie."
53994, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Err... Kind of.
53995, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,"Well, you-you know what I meant."
53996, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks."
53997, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,I don't think you mean that.
53998, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, that’s right, the keyboards, huh?"
53999, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,I’d really prefer a mountain bike.
54000, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that report be any later?'
54001, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,
54002, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team."
54003, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes ."
54004, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Sure
54005, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Have I read it?  No, are you enjoying it?"
54006, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, wait a minute it’s not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!"
54007, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Ross,I Ross...
54008, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"So, I’ll umm..."
54009, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,It’s still a tiny bit on fire there.
54010, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica, I won the game.
54011, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Ow! Ow! Contraction. 
54012, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,Where?!
54013, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"Wow. Joey,  how do you do it?"
54014, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctor’s uterus though. Mild discomfort, what’s he talking about?"
54015, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,"So uh, what are you in for?"
54016, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"Oh, Come on!"
54017, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay.
54018, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,I told ya.
54019, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Rachel,Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. 
54020, The Philly,,3,Joey,"Nothing, he’s just really believes in that."
54021, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,Just please stop!
54022, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Phoebe," Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!"
54023, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh Ross!! 
54024, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,"I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go.  Mark, I need you!"
54025, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"I couldn't find anything at Joey--Hey-hey, oh hey!"
54026, Nana's house," Ross, Mrs, Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes,",1,Ross,I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.
54027, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! 
54028, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I mean they’re trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something I’ve been waiting for my whole life."
54029, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
54030, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"You remember not having sex in high school, right?"
54031, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,I like our way. Oh!  Chess!
54032, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Wow…
54033, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,It really was. You've learned some new moves!
54034, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,Who’s the father?
54035, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,Canoodling?
54036, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Chandler,Y’know I think we should invite them.
54037, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Anyone want me to appraise anything?
54038, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!"
54039, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"My mom’s gonna be here any minute. I can’t do this, I can’t give him up. Yes—no, I can. I don’t want to. But I can. No."
54040, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,After one class? I don’t think so.
54041, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,This is Ross?
54042, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Goodie! Thanks. So, how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food."
54043, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,No-ot for me it doesn’t.
54044, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"And that’s funny, why?"
54045, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler," I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation!"
54046, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left."
54047, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler," Yeah, well…"
54048, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Chandler,Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.
54049, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?"
54050, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Fine!
54051, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Yeah.
54052, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,I don’t know what I’m going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
54053, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
54054, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh, hey let me. "
54055, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.
54056, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Chandler,See now it feels like Christmas!
54057, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,Rachel.
54058, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,We can’t do it again.
54059, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"Good, good yeah,  ""Oops."""
54060, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,I’m not crazy about babies. I’m crazy about us.
54061, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"Ah, I don’t know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me."
54062, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it."
54063, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,Okay great.
54064, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,Let me finish.
54065, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica, I don’t think this number’s right!
54066, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,I called you fat?! I don't even remember that!
54067, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,Not one that can pee on the roof.
54068, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica, Look at you with all the guys!
54069, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think?
54070, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,"Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little."
54071, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,
54072, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,"Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?"
54073, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"All right, so that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald, who neither of us can go out with."
54074, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel, Sick-sick-sick-sick.
54075, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey, Iced tea.
54076, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. "
54077, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
54078, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Really?
54079, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,What’s up with the greed Joe?
54080, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Monica,Keep on roaming Bert! We don't want any crazy today!
54081, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,Thank you so much.
54082, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,"Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass I cannot kick."
54083, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
54084, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Aaah... Ross, actually there's something that I really need to talk to you about."
54085, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,That's it?
54086, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel," Oh, wait Ross! I’m sorry, one more thing!"
54087, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Ross.
54088, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,"Nooo, but it, but it’s great."
54089, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,I don't want it to end either.
54090, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"What? Wait! Why?  Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!"
54091, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,"Happy thirtieth birthday! Here!  It’s for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!"
54092, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
54093, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Yeah, that’s okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend I’m alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand."
54094, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Ah, yeaaah!"
54095, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Events from around the globe.
54096, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,Yes.
54097, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"I've had a very long, hard day."
54098, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end."
54099, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,Hey! 
54100, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,"Well, what did you have?"
54101, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,Great!
54102, Central Perk,,9,Monica,You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
54103, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Uh.  Did you call your parents?
54104, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,Wonderful!
54105, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he still in love with her?"
54106, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Oh yeah, totally!"
54107, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,What?
54108, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Well, do you care about friendship?"
54109, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Hi!
54110, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"What?! Look, we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?"
54111, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,Which part exactly?
54112, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, they’re not coming."
54113, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know if I’ve told you this, but he’s kinda tried to get in contact with me a lot over the last few years"
54114, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? 
54115, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica."
54116, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,Thank you!
54117, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross, Ohh... I'd love to but I really have to grade these papers.
54118, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,What?
54119, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Well she, she wouldn’t do that, she’s with, she’s with me."
54120, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, we could do that without y’know risking our lives at all!"
54121, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I’m so sorry."
54122, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Joey,Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
54123, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles."
54124, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I don’t think any of them are gonna work out."
54125, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?"
54126, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross," I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?"
54127, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, great. Great. You're doing great, you know real strong. Going strong. Keep going."
54128, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,Come on in!
54129, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,"Oh mom, I swear I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn’t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The baby’s coming and I don’t know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?"
54130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,"The only way that I said six would be if the seven’s, let meet at seven, not at six."
54131, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,Chandler.
54132, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"Well, what's the part?"
54133, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,I just grabbed a spoon. 
54134, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"That’s okay, I mean it was just two-week thing anyway, I just didn’t want it to end this way, y’know?"
54135, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,You mean the one that you’re wearing? 
54136, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Rachel,Okay.
54137, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,I do like that.
54138, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Rachel,"Honey, I’m sorry."
54139, Ross',,9,Rachel,What? What's the matter?
54140, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"No, no, no. The next time it's gonna be a Hawaii at sunset. [pause] But maybe the time after that!"
54141, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair!  And it was uneven for weeks!"
54142, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel," Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too."
54143, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Chandler,Airplane! Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!
54144, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Child-birth, it’s a natural thing! It’s beautiful."
54145, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and I don’t have any cologne."
54146, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,Yeah.
54147, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Joey,Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
54148, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey, Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!
54149, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Ross,"No real-, honey, really it’s fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye"
54150, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,"Why, how much is this gonna cost?"
54151, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything."
54152, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"Sure, yeah. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go. "
54153, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Where were your parents?
54154, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Joey,Shut up!
54155, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big?  Hi Daddy!"
54156, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,What?!
54157, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,Uh... I don't know.
54158, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good boy. C'mere, gimme the rice.  'Bring me the' and- Rach?"
54159, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,They're in a caaar...
54160, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"No, not really. You’re pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. "
54161, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"That's good! I liked it, they didn't. ."
54162, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,Uh huh...we're playing you two.
54163, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,Joey you broke my chair!!
54164, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"That’s right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. "
54165, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"All right Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this point, wins."
54166, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Hey, how was your chef thing?"
54167, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,Am I?!
54168, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,
54169, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,What about your massage client?
54170, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Listen. Sudden change of plans. My maternity leave just ended. They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me."
54171, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look..."
54172, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Rachel,"That’s a good story, Grandpa."
54173, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey, We could climb Mt. Everest!
54174, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross," Sure, do whatever you want."
54175, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"All right Paul, I’m not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!"
54176, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Oh come on, what are you talking about? You’ve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Friday’s, come on!"
54177, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"I know! Hey, you haven’t been practising the routine, have you?"
54178, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.
54179, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Joey, Ken Adams!!
54180, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,Y’know what? I-I’m not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay—
54181, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah, and y’know you-you deserve to win. And-and y’know I was thinking about it, if-if you’re Monica’s maid of honor that means I get to be yours."
54182, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,What are you crazy?!
54183, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,Okay.
54184, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica, You okay?
54185, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,Hey!
54186, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,How's it going with her?
54187, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Well what do I know?! I’m not a doctor!
54188, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"No, it can mean anything. Like uh, all of the sudden you're jealous because I've become the apartment stud."
54189, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,Hi!
54190, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,No. It's the one he's licking.
54191, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"I know, it's pretty great."
54192, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Um-hmm, yeah."
54193, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey. Oh, I’m sorry, this is Cailin."
54194, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Look at you all grown up.
54195, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Oh no no no no... this is dangerous territory. Keep it clean!
54196, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,The best man? Wow!
54197, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross," Hey, you’ve have more of these for Susan right?"
54198, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,"You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?"
54199, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,You told us both we could be in the wedding? 
54200, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh, yeah! Real fun. "
54201, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Joey,Hey!
54202, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh, I'm so sorry!"
54203, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe, That’s why I moved out.
54204, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?"
54205, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,All right!
54206, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Had the money in the wrong hand. 
54207, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Can you believe that?
54208, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey," Dude, they’re not objects."
54209, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,"Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room  could destroy you!!"
54210, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey, hey that’s your wife you’re talking about!"
54211, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Try telling my wife that.
54212, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
54213, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,"Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?"
54214, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey," I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
54215, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel,We didn't change..
54216, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Charming.
54217, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Joey,Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!
54218, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey, She keeps punching me.
54219, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Really? Who’s number two?
54220, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica, Ok.
54221, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler," Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that."
54222, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around here!"
54223, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"What’s uh, what’s going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?"
54224, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,And starting to think about settling down!
54225, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,Hey!
54226, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler, What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
54227, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Well, freaked. ‘Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alice’s like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket."
54228, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,How are you? 
54229, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Ezel? Ezel? Ezel? 
54230, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,Why not?
54231, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Uh, oh-oh, no you didn’t. I did."
54232, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Well do you love him?
54233, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,430.
54234, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
54235, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Can I talk to you for a minute?
54236, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
54237, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,What-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?
54238, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Yeah.
54239, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,"Try it, I can't feel a thing! "
54240, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah! I-I would like that.
54241, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Sure, I mean, do I wish me and Rachel living together would have worked out? Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like it's a divorce."
54242, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,"All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?"
54243, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Phoebe,"Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off.  Not you guys. You got it going on!"
54244, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
54245, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back."
54246, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,I lost our mattresses.
54247, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Oh now that-that-that's funny, it seems like Chandler's conference could've been in Connecticut or Vermont."
54248, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I think I saw some in here."
54249, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I’ll tell ya…"
54250, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,
54251, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,"I’m sorry, I’m sorry, it just seems that Robert isn’t as concealed in the shorts area, as ah, one may have hoped."
54252, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Chandler,
54253, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,Hi!
54254, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, good!Ok, good for you!Try to recapture the magic!"
54255, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross, Man... I... I'm sorry.
54256, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me."
54257, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,Yeah?!
54258, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,Chicken Kiev?
54259, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey, This isn’t mine.
54260, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!
54261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Phoebe,Your mom was arrested?
54262, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,Just for a second.
54263, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica, Help yourself.
54264, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
54265, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, wait, wait! "
54266, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Oh, I had the opposite dream."
54267, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,Scared? Happy?
54268, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldn’t have a bag, I just—it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm,  controversial."
54269, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite.."
54270, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,"No, we’d just like to close them."
54271, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,"Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided this—this whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea."
54272, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey, Hey!
54273, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,I know.
54274, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!"
54275, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,"One, two, three, four!"
54276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I can’t figure this out! It’s so hard! Should I get her a  Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah! Paper cut!"
54277, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler,"Okay, y'know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down!"
54278, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I wasn’t farting!  Yes?
54279, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,"Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in "
54280, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler, All this lying has been hard on us too.
54281, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,I know! My grandmother’s gonna see this!
54282, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,"Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard you’d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!"
54283, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Yeah.
54284, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size."
54285, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
54286, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Well, are you going to be able to do this?"
54287, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,
54288, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Ohh! It’s so nice to meet you.  Hello.
54289, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,Thank you. 
54290, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler,Thank you!
54291, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,Are you awake?
54292, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"It’s Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card."
54293, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Rachel,"Oh  Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won’t stop crying."
54294, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Yeah! Come on!
54295, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom…"
54296, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Hi!!
54297, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Marcel?
54298, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,"From now on, it’s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends.  Okay! We’re gonna be the new Joey and Chandler."
54299, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Phoebe,"I'm still on ""no."""
54300, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. So?
54301, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,Hey!
54302, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel, And while I’m gone don’t you boys sneak a taste.
54303, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"Ooh, we'll say that we were mugged! You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!"
54304, Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman,9,Ross,The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.
54305, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?"
54306, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Wow! Uh…how are you?
54307, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well maybe he was just nervous, y’know you can be very intimidating. And besides I’ve met your pastry chef and she can stand to be taken down a peg or two."
54308, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,Phoebe!
54309, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,"Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! "
54310, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,"Monica, you don’t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!"
54311, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,"Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can."
54312, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?"
54313, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler, Hike!
54314, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Hey.  It happened!
54315, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,"So, does this "
54316, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,Who the hell are you?!
54317, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,Hey!
54318, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama."
54319, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,"Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late."
54320, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, How's it going?
54321, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Okay.
54322, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,Why?
54323, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"Kinda, but I’ve just been having way too much fun."
54324, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he  should be your best man."
54325, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. "
54326, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Dun-dun-duuuur! Sorry.
54327, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy.  Yeah."
54328, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,You know you kissed me first.
54329, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. "
54330, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Chandler," Hey! Here’s a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding."
54331, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,Yes I am! Again so simple!
54332, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?
54333, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Set....hike!
54334, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,There’s the one!
54335, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Joey,"Your folks are really that bad, huh?"
54336, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
54337, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, how'd it go?"
54338, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...
54339, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Well, well I am married. Even though I haven't spoken to my wife since the wedding."
54340, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, it wasn't just me, alright? He freaked out too! He couldn't even undo my bra!"
54341, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
54342, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,"Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?"
54343, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,So?
54344, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm fine.  I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr."
54345, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Chandler,"So, what do you think?"
54346, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Oh, y'know what, I’m gonna be okay, you don’t have to throw a party for me."
54347, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Alright.  Your money's mine, Green."
54348, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Did I say you could smell it?!
54349, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,That-that you came on to me?
54350, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, then I must be disoriented."
54351, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Well that’s gross, why don’t you just take it outside and throw it in a dumpster?"
54352, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
54353, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Yeah, and not put us in the middle."
54354, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"Yeah, there you go!"
54355, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?"
54356, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey, No! Drums!
54357, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh Amy, you remember Ross."
54358, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,He was right there. He got down on one knee and proposed.
54359, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Joey,"Yeah, big!"
54360, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...?  That slayed me."
54361, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  Wha... what, here?",1,Ross,
54362, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!
54363, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"She’s going in. Wait! He’s going in! He’s going in!! The door’s closed! I, I can’t see anything but the door closed!!"
54364, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months."
54365, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica," Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds."
54366, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"Hi. Sorry I’m late. Where’s, where’s Carol?"
54367, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,"No, things are fine with Kathy. I’m having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey."
54368, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,Hi!
54369, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! "
54370, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,I-I-I found it interesting.
54371, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Ross,Pass it! Pass it!
54372, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Where’s that?
54373, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.
54374, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open  and she quickly closes it again, But then realizes she didn't have to do that, So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and…",5,Ross,Hey.
54375, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,Yeah the dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it.
54376, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,"A couple? Like two people? Like , two people?"
54377, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
54378, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, because your not upset."
54379, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Oh I know, my God, this is so—this rice is so—I am so good."
54380, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand…"
54381, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Chandler? Can you give me a hand? 
54382, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what? There’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?"
54383, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"I-I can’t handle this, you guys."
54384, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here."
54385, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"No, wait, please don’t go! I’ve got porn for you too!"
54386, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. "
54387, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
54388, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,Well...it's not about quality.
54389, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,"Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills."
54390, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"No, we hate that."
54391, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,You didn’t notice she was wearing different clothes?!
54392, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Oh-oh, my God!"
54393, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"What?! No! No! Wait! You’re right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? There’s nothing wrong with that. Come on.  Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth."
54394, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,And then Rachel wasn�t sure she could leave the baby.
54395, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,Yeah!!! Kill ‘um!!!
54396, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Do, do you gonna do it now?"
54397, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,We’re really glad you decided to meet our guy.
54398, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number."
54399, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler,
54400, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler," Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!"
54401, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Monica,What are you doing with the lamp?
54402, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler, You did look like an idiot.
54403, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay!  I was gonna wait ‘til uh, it was official y’know? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because you’re my best friends."
54404, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today.
54405, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Ooh...
54406, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y’know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy."
54407, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Monica,"Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!"
54408, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,What?
54409, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Chandler,"Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day."
54410, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
54411, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,"Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?"
54412, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I can’t see it!
54413, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,What else do they add smell too?
54414, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,The bath salts! They’re starting to effervesce! It’s different.  It’s interesting.
54415, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Yes.
54416, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,"Don’t interrupt me when I’m talkin’ to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man…"
54417, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Hey, I’ve done plays before. I’m a serious actor."
54418, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?"
54419, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,"Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?"
54420, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Thanks sweetie.
54421, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!"
54422, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.
54423, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler," Honey, I'm old!"
54424, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms."
54425, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"So you know, I…I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought."
54426, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Joey, huh-huh?
54427, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,I do it every year.
54428, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ross...
54429, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,"Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don’t mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports!"
54430, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Monica,"So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?"
54431, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,"So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?"
54432, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Oh no!
54433, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross, Thank you for a delightful stay.
54434, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica, You need to give him money.
54435, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,Sting has a son that goes there too!
54436, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! "
54437, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,
54438, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?"
54439, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Chandler,Know what I mean?
54440, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,"God, I’m not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too."
54441, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"No, no! "
54442, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think?
54443, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Come, sit.  Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay."
54444, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, not the one I had my eye on."
54445, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, who’s your friend?  Hey!!"
54446, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Well, let's just go in there and face them."
54447, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica, Is he gonna introduce us?
54448, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,There's no dog in here.
54449, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"What if, um, if he calls his own cell phone to find out who found it and I answer and we start talking and we fell in love. I mean wouldn't that be a great story? Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age."
54450, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
54451, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,That's... that's classic.
54452, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
54453, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,Say it... say it!
54454, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,Oh my God! What happened?
54455, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Because you two were having sex!
54456, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler," OK, so at this point, the dealer..."
54457, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time."
54458, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Okay that’s fair.
54459, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you."
54460, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Look I’m sorry Pheebs, I can’t do it."
54461, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,"Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else."
54462, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,"You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. You know what? I’m going to get a joke journal. Y’know? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes."
54463, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,Really? You're not gonna return it?
54464, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?"
54465, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica, Anybody tell you?
54466, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Chandler,"Ooh, I do! I do! I do!"
54467, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"No, and I'm not going to."
54468, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,You were gonna drink the fat.
54469, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"So I guess it’s just uh, you and me then."
54470, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Totally. I had sex in High school...
54471, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel, Hi you guys.
54472, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,What else did you think about?
54473, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol."
54474, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,And; people thinking it’s huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder.  Which we are not!
54475, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her."
54476, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, who’s-who’s to say? Does that me we-we can’t do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesn’t it?"
54477, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross, Hey. Who’s that?
54478, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler, Yeah.
54479, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!"
54480, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Chandler,"Look out kids, he’s coming! "
54481, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss . But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight."
54482, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,I got it!!
54483, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,Ohh!!
54484, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel."
54485, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex."
54486, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh, it was great! I mean we walked all around the village. We went to this ice cream place, split a milkshake, 70/30 but still… And guess what, I’m thinking about taking her upstate to one of those bed and breakfasts."
54487, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,I promise.
54488, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!"
54489, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.
54490, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
54491, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,"Look, don’t worry about me. Okay? I’ll just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. I’ll uh, I’ll be that guy right out of the circle. "
54492, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance."
54493, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross," Hey, hey!!"
54494, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey,Joey Tribbiani.
54495, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Ross,You need to get some sleep.
54496, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?"
54497, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"And that’s Phoebe , and that’s Joey."
54498, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler, Chelsea.
54499, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Well, do you see any babies?"
54500, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. "
54501, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,"No you don’t, I just saw you go in there with Monica!"
54502, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! "
54503, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Ross,Is everything okay?
54504, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,Not if nothing happens. Why can't... why can't we just hang out as friends?
54505, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Yeah, that'd be great! Thank you!"
54506, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet."
54507, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You do?
54508, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!"
54509, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"I wanna hear ""The Sound."""
54510, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What?!
54511, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Hey, let me tell them!"
54512, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,I’ve got some bad news.
54513, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,Yes?
54514, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,What?
54515, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,What the… Yes you’re too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
54516, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?"
54517, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"""I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."""
54518, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
54519, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,Okay. Cool.
54520, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Ross,"And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani."
54521, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,She really left.
54522, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,"No reason, I’m just saying that uh… That’s where I’ll be."
54523, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Chandler," Morning, Ross."
54524, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies"
54525, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, swing music is so out."
54526, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! "
54527, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"That's alright. Listen, listen."
54528, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Okay. Okay!
54529, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,It's gotta be better than that book. Oo! Like a crossbow!
54530, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Yeah I am!
54531,,,8,Chandler,
54532, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler," Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?"
54533, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, good! Ok..."
54534, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"If we broke up, and I lost you..."
54535, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?"
54536, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldn’t imagine growing old with…"
54537, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you’re probably gonna marry it! Then it won’t work out and you’re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy.  I’m so drunk."
54538, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
54539, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, why are you doing this anyway?"
54540, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do."
54541, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica, Rachel! You okay?
54542, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,What do you really want to do?
54543, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Anyway, how did it go with Kate?"
54544, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,I know.
54545, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Hey, I helped you find Waldo!"
54546, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,Daddy! I don’t think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
54547, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"That’s a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?"
54548, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we’d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they’d put salt on their cereal."
54549, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,So the going for help went well?
54550, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,"Well, he's coming from Jersey, he said he would get here as fast as he could!"
54551, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,You know that depends on what it is! I've done a lot of stuff.
54552, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place."
54553, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,"Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay."
54554, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
54555, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Now, we can kick anybody’s ass!"
54556, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey," Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?"
54557, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler, No!
54558, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. "
54559, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,That’s funny. Umm….  It’s not funny.
54560, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Why do I have to decide?
54561, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross," Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting."
54562, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Joey,"Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I just acted like a jerk."
54563, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,"Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke?"
54564, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,Hey!
54565, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall."
54566, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,So you have to tell Monica you don't want to have a baby right now?
54567, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that."
54568, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,A wandering?
54569, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Hate him? I… No, I don’t hate him.  It’s just it’s Rachel, y’know?"
54570, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Shut up, and put my table back."
54571, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now?  Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out. I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!"
54572, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Ok, wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute, I mean Rach, I mean if if... . If Hugsy means that much to Emma then... well she can have him."
54573, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross, Hey!
54574, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey, Hey guys.
54575, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover."
54576, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,"You’re supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, what’s-what’s the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?"
54577, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,Here it is! Here it is!
54578, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,Are you guys sure about this?
54579, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,Did I not mention that?
54580, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,Yess!! 
54581, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,We could get that Everest video though.
54582, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you?
54583, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"No.  Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner?"
54584, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, welcome."
54585, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,"Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?"
54586, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay.
54587, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Ross,
54588, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,"Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?"
54589, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"We met at Phoebe’s birthday party, I’m, I’m Ross Geller."
54590, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Oh good.
54591, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"What a minute, what did he say?"
54592, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,Say what?
54593, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really."
54594, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,It could be Amanda!
54595, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,"No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things. That’s why it’s so funny. "
54596, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Okay.  Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?"
54597, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Didn’t she walk with a cane?
54598, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,"Hey I’m sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-I’ve got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, ‘Fun Aunt’ Rachel, so…"
54599, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady."
54600, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Hey.
54601, Central Perk,,9,Ross, I have sex with dinosaurs??
54602, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it."
54603, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,What’s wrong with you?
54604, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,"Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, ‘cause you-you guys are in love."
54605, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Look at that guy by the window, wow!"
54606, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,
54607, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us."
54608, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Awful! Horrible!
54609, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?"
54610, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"Are you trying to tell me that we’re moving to Oklahoma, or that you’re gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?"
54611, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree  like that."
54612, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,"Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. "
54613, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Really?
54614, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"Sting’s son, seven years old and there’s a picture."
54615, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing y’know you’re in the bathtub together and she’s feeding you strawberries?"
54616, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,No.
54617, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought we’d be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasn’t meant to be."
54618, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Monica,Yeah!
54619, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Monica,Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
54620, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Monica, Yes.
54621, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
54622, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey, And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
54623, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"I- I think they're great! I, I really do."
54624, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled."
54625, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah! It’s so much better than first grade when you don’t know what’s going on and definitely better than third grade. Y’know with all the politics and mind games.
54626, Ross's apartment," his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage, He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesn’t like it,",7,Ross,"Okay! Now, I’m going to touch you. "
54627, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,I’m gonna do it too!
54628, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Well, I gotta get up early and it’s almost seven o’clock."
54629, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,Thank you so much for that gift!
54630, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable."
54631, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Huh? Oh-oh, it was fine. Uh, it was just a misunderstanding. She didn’t want me to go with her. She just wanted to let me know that she’s going to Florida for spring vacation."
54632, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,The abridgment.
54633, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Yeah, okay."
54634, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! "
54635, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesn’t show up!
54636, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Some guy, Tom Gordon."
54637, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey,"Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or-  That's fine, yeah..."
54638, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross," Okay, um... I don't want her watching our baby."
54639, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Evidently they do.
54640, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"What?  What are you, what are you talking about?"
54641, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,"Y'know I don’t, I don’t understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin’ her boob."
54642, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, yay!"
54643, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states. "
54644, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!
54645, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Monica,And I have costumes.
54646, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,No. No. No.
54647, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No. Did you?
54648, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,He’s at a dinner party.
54649, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,I think.... I think I can see your scalp.
54650, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Hmm, yeah.  Come on Ross jr. It's time to go in."
54651, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,"Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said  ""Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!"" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!"
54652, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,Morning!
54653, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Rachel,"Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful."
54654, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,"You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat."
54655, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,No problem.
54656, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross," You uh, you may have been right about Jill."
54657, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’s that I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ‘R’ Us!
54658, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,So what job did you get Joe?
54659, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay.  There we go, there we go."
54660, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Who’s that?
54661, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?"
54662, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up the apartment."
54663, Monica and Rachel's,  Hey.,6,Chandler,
54664, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,
54665, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
54666, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,We should do something. Whistle.
54667, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,"Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit.  This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know? My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you."
54668, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Hey.
54669, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Y'know, I think they have those at that British pub near the trade center."
54670, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!
54671, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?"
54672, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?"
54673, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,"Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors."
54674, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,"Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.  What are you doing?"
54675, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Isn't that Ross's money?
54676, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Setting the table.
54677, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,I’d like a Google Card.
54678, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,"Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!"
54679, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,"I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow."
54680, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,Here goes. 
54681, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,"Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? ‘Cause y’know umm, they don’t-they don’t have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them."
54682, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, Hey!
54683, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Well, didn’t you just hear what I said?!"
54684, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,New people.
54685, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler," There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!"
54686, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,"Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right."
54687, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,Fine.
54688, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,"No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, you’re going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff."
54689, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me."
54690, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,That's right!
54691, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,"Well, don’t get your hopes up, because probably not gonna happen."
54692, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"And then we’re gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands."
54693, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what she’s talking about! I am an excellent driver!
54694,,,8,Monica,
54695, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
54696, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!"
54697, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
54698, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey, Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!
54699, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross," So, ahh, where were we?"
54700, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Okay. So we're, we're good?"
54701, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Treeger’s snaking the shower drain.
54702, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,Hmm?
54703, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,"I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!"
54704, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe, Yeah?
54705, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.
54706, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,You just thought of that in there?
54707, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Dude, I was gonna ask her out."
54708, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Y’know, maybe she is too young for me. Y’know, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I don’t know what to do."
54709, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Joey,"Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. "
54710, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Why would you do that?
54711, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Hey, I know I what I want!"
54712, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m trying to move that pencil. "
54713, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica, Hey guys!
54714, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel, Rob Tillman!
54715, Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,What is it?
54716, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,"So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor."
54717, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling."
54718, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,Hi.
54719, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
54720, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,Where's your passport?
54721, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, he needed some time to grieve."
54722, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff."
54723, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you."
54724, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,Why aren't you guys at the movie?
54725, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around."
54726, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together."
54727, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go!  You didn’t get the annulment?!!"
54728, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first."
54729, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,Okay.
54730, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,But you’re still my friend?
54731, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Monica, Okay mister! Fertilize me!
54732, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint."
54733, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,"Gunther, can I get a coffee  to go?"
54734, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?"
54735, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,And we're okay?
54736, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Now, do you have any idea what you just said?"
54737, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Monica,Are you still awake?
54738, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,Yeah.
54739, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel,"All right, then you owe me $350."
54740, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—"
54741, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,You told me.
54742, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Sure! Where is it?
54743, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
54744, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Actually, that’s one of the reasons why we’re not a couple."
54745, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Y’know the only reason he’s marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
54746, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, they took my idea!"
54747, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Oh, Ross, don’t forget, we have that doctor’s appointment tomorrow!"
54748, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,"Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it. "
54749, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,She is so great! I miss her.
54750, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it."
54751, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,"Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?"
54752, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Ms. Monroe… 
54753, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?"
54754, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,You're not going to go.
54755, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,"Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you don’t want to. You go!"
54756, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler, And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
54757, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on?  Is somebody pregnant?
54758, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it."
54759, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,What was that?
54760, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!"
54761, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Please!
54762, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,I can’t believe in four weeks they’re gonna be married!
54763, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,"Uh, let’s rip!"
54764, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Yeah.
54765, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe," Wow! That’s exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman."
54766, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,"Well, I-I still think you’re very-very nice and very pretty…"
54767, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I'm not gonna gooo.
54768, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,mh hmm..
54769, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Joey,Oh!
54770, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Rachel," Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?"
54771, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Joey,I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. 
54772, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Let me see!
54773, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,Right…
54774, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
54775, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,"Oh, you guys are so great."
54776, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?"
54777, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,What?
54778, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Yeah, there’s one right under the cabinet."
54779, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings, He let’s the machine answer it,",6,Chandler," Yes, the groom—No! Not the groom!!"
54780, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Alright. Thats it! <Pushes Amy back>
54781, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
54782, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica, Still smoking cigars?
54783, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,It was a dry day.
54784, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,For what?
54785, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,I couldn’t do it.
54786, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Hello?
54787, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Noo! I wish! Okay, you ready?"
54788, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
54789, After dinner,,3,Rachel,Okay.
54790, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone."
54791, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica, I-Is... Is that a picture?
54792, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didn’t know what to do."
54793, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross, HEY!
54794, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,But why does it even matter?!
54795, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, damn it!"
54796, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey, Hey!
54797, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"All right, look! If this is just a big joke to you, then forget about it, all right?! This means something to me! And if it doesn’t mean anything to you, then you should get out of there, otherwise you’re just an idiot in a box!"
54798, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!
54799, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table."
54800, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?"
54801, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime."
54802, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler," Yeah, all right."
54803, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,"Yeah... Well, it's a good thing we got it then."
54804, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey, Hey!
54805, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted."
54806, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"God, I love these fingers..."
54807, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Um-mmm, and I won’t have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address."
54808, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Okay, let me just change."
54809, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Man, she is going to have a great time! Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?"
54810, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe," Hey, were the hell have you been?!"
54811, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"Ugh. Come on, Mona, don’t kiss ass."
54812, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Sure, we don't live there but..."
54813, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"Oh no, no, no, don't stop!"
54814, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,We'll talk later.
54815, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Rachel,Phoe-be!!
54816, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it’s been three days and it’s driving me insane!"
54817, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,Oh that is so great! That's…
54818, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Because that’s the only part of you he can see when he’s on the table!
54819, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,"Yes, but I don't think life experience with these. "
54820, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Oh Monica come on, y’know I don’t sleep with guys on the first date!"
54821, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,"Hey, hey, uh, who did you miss the most?"
54822, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Is this movie gonna be my big break?
54823, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Really Joey?
54824, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"What a minute, what did he say?"
54825, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,I need to get some Richard.
54826, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Monica,Yeah baby! 
54827, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,Thank you.
54828, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?"
54829, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,JFK.
54830, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles."
54831, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat."
54832, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Oh come on, come on, it can't be that bad."
54833, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica,I’m fine. 
54834, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,But you were going to propose?
54835, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,No but at Monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!
54836, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
54837, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.
54838, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here."
54839, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,What's going on?
54840, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what? There’s some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?"
54841, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at??
54842, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,Okay.
54843, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey, Hey!
54844, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,"Well, what did you have?"
54845, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Joey!
54846, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",6,Joey,Hey! How you doin’?
54847, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,What?! It’s not right! We’re not ready to have a kid now!!
54848, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Ohh. 
54849, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Chandler, this is crazy! What did you even say to him! ""Come up, meet my wife! Give us your sperm""!"
54850, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,"Eldad, this is Rachel."
54851, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,Yeah I do rock that one.
54852, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure.  Ehhh."
54853, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler, But it is officially nighttime.
54854, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Yeah, but what if he doesn’t? He’s such a good duck."
54855, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel, You fell asleep?!
54856, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Hey, you know what might help?"
54857, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Oh my God.
54858, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Monica, Hi! Hey look who’s here!
54859, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!!  Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down."
54860, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio"
54861, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,All right.  Sandwiches!
54862, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's  Yeah it did?"""
54863, Ross�,,9,Ross,"I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?"
54864, The Emergency Room," Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads,  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again,",1,Chandler,"Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?  Ba-!"
54865, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"We are four short of a bush-o . God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!"
54866, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No.
54867, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"All right, I’m gonna go! "
54868, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"I'm telling you! Oh, okay! This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song.  ""Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam..."""
54869, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Julie.
54870, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Chandler!  Okay, let me get this straight, it's okay for you to flirt, but not for me."
54871, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,What do you mean?
54872, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,Oh my God!!! Ross!!
54873, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you..."
54874, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"I thought, uh... it was a fifty cent limit."
54875, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,It isn't mine!
54876, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Stryker’s twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?"
54877, Central Perk,,9,Joey," You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!"
54878, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Hey!
54879, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Ross,
54880, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?"
54881, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!"
54882, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,"Well, here’s another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?"
54883, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Okay.
54884, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me!"
54885, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,I'm not supposed to tell you!
54886, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Are you asking me out? ‘Cause it would be kinda weird since you just broke up with my sister.
54887, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,With who?
54888, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,Yeah.
54889, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Stryker’s twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?"
54890, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Ross," Oh no, she took down Monica... And I'm the crier in the family. Oh God! I could be next. Maybe she won't talk with me if it looks like we're deep in converstation. Oh, so that thing you said about the thing. It really made me think about that other thing."
54891, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Chandler, is that… "
54892, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
54893, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Why isn't it working out?
54894, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Joey, Here she is! Future fashion superstar!
54895, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,"Chandler, you have an assistant right?"
54896, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,And call me!
54897, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"I can’t believe Mark didn’t call. It’s Sunday night, and he didn’t call."
54898, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,In the death seat?!!
54899, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,Why do you care so much anyway?
54900, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,Yeah! That guy’s all right!
54901, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?"
54902, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,Sorry. How about over here? 
54903, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Chandler,"Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. "
54904, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. "
54905, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! 
54906, After dinner,,3,Ross,"The carbon, it’s messy, I mean it gets on your fingers and causes, the, the ah, night blindness."
54907, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Hey, you said that without gagging!"
54908, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,
54909, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
54910, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,It's nice that he has someone.
54911, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,Promise me you’ll be careful.
54912, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?"
54913, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,"Yeah! Okay, go, go, go get him."
54914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, I've got milk  Better?"
54915, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Hi, Joe."
54916, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,Monica's crying. She's very upset about this whole Clunkers thing.
54917, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Yeah.
54918, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,Okay. I-I can't watch. 
54919, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Chandler,"Hey, can I talk to you about this groomsman thing? If you pick Ross, he'll walk you down the isle just fine. But if you choose me, you'll be getting some comedy!"
54920, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,My God.
54921, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,"Well, it’s like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake."
54922, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Let me see.  Oh, right."
54923, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Rachel,"I’m great! I’m great. I’ve got a great job at Bloomingdale’s, have wonderful friends, and eventhough I’m not seeing anyone right now, I’ve never felt better about myself."
54924, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, that's Sarah. No, no. Don't you get any ideas, ok? No, I'm not setting you up with any more of my friends!"
54925, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Oh wow that’s a great idea! And I still have his credit card.
54926, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Marcel, c'mere, c'mere.  Okay, Marcel, please, could you leave my leg alone? Could you just stop humping me for two seconds?! Marcel, would- okay, just take him away. Just take him."
54927, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Is this a service you’re providing me?
54928, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Rachel,I promise.
54929, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Why?!
54930, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,"Aww, and good luck to you too!  What a nice lady!"
54931, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives, Of course it’s a Dr, Drake Remoray scene, It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr, Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head,",6,Rachel,"Okay!  Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches."
54932, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,Oh...  Oh my God. He remembered.
54933, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,"oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man..."
54934, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,"Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!"
54935, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,Okay.
54936, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe," Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right?"
54937, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping."
54938, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Tim wait!
54939, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,"Okay, now you're even cuter!!"
54940, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,"Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?"
54941, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Just a minute!  That’s Mrs. Tribbiani!
54942, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Ross,You've got to help me my monkey swallowed a 'K'!
54943, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,"No! Forget it! Okay—I mean thanks, but I’m done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, what’s next? Come on."
54944, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Sure.
54945, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,Suzie? 
54946, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,Me?! Why me?
54947, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,You didn’t say Boutros Boutros Gali.
54948, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,Ross!
54949, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
54950, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!"
54951, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there."
54952, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica,What did you do to his sweater vests?
54953, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
54954, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,I... I don't know..
54955, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop."
54956, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel," Yeah, I-I-I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!"
54957, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
54958, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,Oh-ooh-ooh! Y’know what’s a good visual aide?
54959, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Done.
54960, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?
54961, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"Thanks guys!  I really appreciate this, y’know, but you don’t have to rub my butt."
54962, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,People can hear you.
54963, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Oh yeah.
54964, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Chandler,"If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard."
54965, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working…
54966, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,Yeah! Have a great honeymoon!
54967, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"No-no, it’s really not huge."
54968, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,What?
54969, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,Oh hey! You got my parent’s gift! 
54970, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,Well you shouldn’t be. Believe me I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s up against you.  I mean that doofus is going to lose!
54971, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey," Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!"
54972, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,I’m not sure.
54973, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay."
54974, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,There I am.
54975, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"No, Mike, no, no. You wanna pick me, I mean... watch!  Huh?"
54976, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!"
54977, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
54978, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is it!  Oh, that’s him! That’s him!"
54979, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Pretty soon I guess.
54980, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,JOEY!!!!!!
54981, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is introducing Julie to the gang,",4,Ross,"But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig."
54982, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Monica,Noo! I’ll stay. He’s my brother.
54983, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
54984, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me."
54985, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Well, you should have."
54986, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler," Hi, I’m Chandler."
54987, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Ross,"So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there?"
54988, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,What?
54989, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one."
54990, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,I blame London.
54991, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"Well y’know, it’s you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y’know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I’m not upset because I don’t see you guys going through with it. I’m sorry."
54992, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Yo- hooo!
54993, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,You gave her a key to your apartment?!
54994, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,No.
54995, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me."
54996, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?"
54997, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,I just—I don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
54998, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,Peter Parker.
54999, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,"What they’re not invited?! Oh no, that’s terrible! They’re gonna be crushed!"
55000, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her."
55001, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
55002, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Phoebe,What are you gonna name the baby?
55003, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,Hey sweetie.
55004, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
55005, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Hi Jill.
55006, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Then where the hell have you been?!
55007, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,We're all alone in an empty apartment.
55008, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,That yeti is one smooth talker.
55009, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,"Okay, let's go."
55010, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,All right!
55011, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!"
55012, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Phoebe,Great!
55013, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"That you like,  we get it. You like her. Great!"
55014, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,"This is impossible Monica, why don’t you just pick all 15? "
55015, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"I’m not Jewish, so…"
55016, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Bye!  We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
55017, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,My hands?
55018, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,
55019, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"So, if I wanna have my kid when I’m 35, I don’t have to get pregnant until I’m 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant…"
55020, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,What?
55021, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Oh, hi! How are you doing?"
55022, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,"Don’t interrupt me when I’m talkin’ to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man…"
55023, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris."
55024, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No. Did you?
55025, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica, You know the words! You are so into this!
55026, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, I can stay, I’m gonna stay. ‘Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around."
55027, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?"
55028, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"All right, how about the ladybugs?"
55029, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah, y'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight."
55030, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.
55031, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,
55032, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! Else...you know...won't come true!
55033, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross,So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.
55034, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place!  get the biggest suite in the place."
55035, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,You smoked!
55036, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone?"
55037, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe," Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel’s not in the same place you are."
55038, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,"No, no, no, don’t get up, I got a cooler right here."
55039, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hey. We-we look…we look pretty good.
55040, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,Hi!
55041, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?"
55042, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Hey!
55043, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!"
55044, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to."
55045, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,
55046, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Uh sure, sure."
55047, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,My—Oh my God!
55048, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Don't you lie to me! I could tell by Chandler's hair.  You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
55049, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, well, I gotta work, I’m sorry."
55050, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross, Check again please!
55051, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross," So, I just picked up a message from Emily, she and Susan are going to a poetry reading together!"
55052, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Well what did you send?
55053, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,It was my racquet.
55054, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross, What?
55055, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,That’s a good idea.
55056, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Just uh, do the right thing. "
55057, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,Phoebe?
55058, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,"So really, what'd ya have?"
55059, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced."
55060, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,No stupid jokes. I thought that was for the actual wedding.
55061, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Hey it’s Joey!
55062, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?"
55063, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,Yeah.
55064, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,Her ankle is what you’re watching?
55065, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, Dirk was wondering about the woman that you brought and if you guys were together, or..."
55066, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Well, uh, does she like you?"
55067, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Uh, the book?"
55068, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"Joey, you know you don’t actually have one."
55069, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Hello.
55070, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,"Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?"
55071, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Chandler,"You know, it's funny. Every time you say ""triplets,"" I immediately think of three hot blonde 19-year olds."
55072, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,Okay!
55073, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,They don’t really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
55074, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,Really?
55075, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There’s nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and Joshua. Y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!"
55076, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,What's wrong with the twentieth?
55077, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Look we’ve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel’s coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
55078, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel,Monica!!!
55079, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross, What's going on?
55080, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe," It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you..."
55081," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Yeah...
55082, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Okay.  What?! What are you doing here?!
55083, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,Oh wow! 
55084, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part.  Helloo!"
55085, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler, And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
55086, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross,What?! What do you mean? You-you-you’re not pregnant?
55087, Rachel's new job," she's in her new boss's office  Oh, what a fun office.",5,Rachel,
55088, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross,"Yeah, I recognize the ankles!"
55089, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"One more day, seriously/"
55090, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Hi, Pheebs!"
55091, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,It’s Joey’s birthday.
55092, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but that’s different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?"
55093, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Chandler,Do either of you have the keys?
55094, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,It’s negative.
55095, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey, You’ll tell me later?
55096, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Wow! Can I get a copy of that?
55097, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him."
55098, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,I was preparing you for my—didn’t you think I was dead? Did that not come off?
55099, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,All right! Who is he?
55100, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Yeah—Oh that’s right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back."
55101, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,You just told me that he hates marriage! That-that he’s a-a complex fellow who’s unlikely to take a wife! That-that he’s against marriage and always will be!
55102, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross,"Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid boxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?!"
55103, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel, Done!
55104, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,All right.
55105, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio’s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.
55106, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Rachel,Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
55107, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah-yeah, y’know what? Yeah, that’s it-that’s it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That’s-that’s what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I’m talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn’t match! Where is it gonna go?!"
55108, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"Here’s your key. All right, you have to christen it! Now, go out and come back in!"
55109, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?"
55110, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, that’s only fair. "
55111, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Do I look fat?
55112, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Um-mmm, and I won’t have to go there anymore because I gave them my correct address."
55113, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,"Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me."
55114, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, I would love too."
55115, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,...Dinah?
55116, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,Hey!
55117, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,Already?!
55118, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?"
55119, Mac’s Office," Mac is talking to C,H,E,E,S,E, about their case,",6,Joey,"Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E."
55120, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,
55121, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?"
55122, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Phoebe,This is so great.
55123, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross," Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?"
55124, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Monica,"Joey, she was listing the countries she’s done it in."
55125, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, for about 30 minutes."
55126, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?"
55127, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,That sounds great!
55128, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,
55129, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Thank you.
55130, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Yeah. Thanks for making me do this.
55131, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Monica,I love you.
55132, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Hey.
55133, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"Okay, I think that’s it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. They all look like they’re having fun don’t they?"
55134, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Joey,'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.
55135, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Chandler,Those are all really old!
55136, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,I'd lead with that.
55137, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Chandler,Sure!
55138, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,Thank you. I…yeah.
55139, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"It’s-it’s not negative, it’s positive."
55140, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Right.
55141, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?"
55142,,,4,Phoebe,Ehh?
55143, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,NO!
55144, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now."
55145, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?"
55146, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Ok, let’s keep talking."
55147, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Chandler,"Oh, you're definately not. I haven't cried like that in years."
55148, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Y'know what? I don't need this! Okay? I don't know why you're dumping all over my big break.
55149, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Okay, guys, wish me luck."
55150, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Oh come on, come on, it can't be that bad."
55151, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"All right, look I’m sorry you guys, but it’s just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And they’re really expensive, y’know? I’m down to like three! Well, actually two ‘cause one of ‘em I kinda blackened in some teeth—Why did I do that?! "
55152, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Y’know of-officer I uh…I had the weirdest dream last night…
55153, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, thank you."
55154, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross," Hey—Ooh! What’s-what’s that, dinner stuff? You making dinner?"
55155, The ATM vestibule of a bank," Chandler is inside, The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside,",1,Chandler,"Oh, great. This is just..."
55156, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,"Right. So, I'm sorry..."
55157, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,Who did we fight in World War I?
55158, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,Oh God!
55159, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. 
55160, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.
55161, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,You got all that from the back of her head?
55162, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,�s a good toast.
55163, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Ok, let's see... uhm, okay, the turkey is in the oven, the stuffing is ready..."
55164, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,They did?
55165, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.
55166, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef."
55167, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,"I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out."
55168, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,"Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore."
55169, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I really don’t want any——Oh! Thank you. Oh. Oh Ross…"
55170, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Monica,"I know... it's just... I thought this was, you know... it."
55171, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?"
55172, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, Yeah?
55173, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Pretty much, yeah."
55174, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan."
55175, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"It’s not kicking me, it’s kicking one of the other babies. Oh ! Don’t make me come in there!"
55176, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,"Honey, isn’t it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?"
55177, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Hey.
55178, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,
55179, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, yumm!"
55180, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey, Hey.
55181, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"Alright, now I will let go if you both stop."
55182, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
55183, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"I know, I know..., but that's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves, we're not animals."
55184, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,Joey... Switzerland?
55185, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Ross,"Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go."
55186, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music…"
55187, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!"
55188, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel, Who...?
55189, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Did she look 16?
55190, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?"
55191, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Hey! 
55192, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,Fine! It’s your life! 
55193, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler,"You-you-you didn’t know that.  Well, I guess my work here is done!"
55194, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Chandler,"Oh, don’t thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work."
55195, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,And it could've just as easily have been a bullet.
55196, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?"
55197, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, great!"
55198, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"Okay.  Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. That’s been one heck of a see-saw hasn’t it?"
55199, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Okay, it’s just—and this is really embarrassing—but lately with this whole pregnancy thing I’m just finding myself…how do I put this umm, erotically charged."
55200, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys."
55201, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe," Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller’s personal physician, Dr. Philange."
55202, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,Monica? Monica!
55203, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Chandler,"Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?"
55204, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Really?
55205, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,That’s Phoebe! Where did you get that?
55206, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Two!
55207, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Phoebe,"Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street."
55208, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,"You've never met Bob, have you?"
55209, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Pheebs!!
55210, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,Hmm?
55211, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler, Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!
55212, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.  It's been kinda a long day."
55213, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you."
55214, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emily’s Parents’ house.
55215, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, Uh-huh... right... yeah...
55216, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
55217, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,Nesele Toulouse.
55218, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?
55219, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Rachel,So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
55220, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Ross,I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
55221, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,"Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!"
55222, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!"
55223, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,I didn’t know you read tea leaves.
55224, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Ooh...
55225, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that okay?
55226, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,"Elizabeth!  I’ll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you’re going home, okay?"
55227, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.
55228, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!"
55229, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Look, I'll get new headshot taken, all right, so I want to get my eyebrows shaped"
55230, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Done.
55231, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross," Oh, you’re nice to her."
55232, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, like"
55233, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Sure.
55234, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Well, I’m not going to go now anyway ."
55235, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe," Because I’m normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present."
55236, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,Amen.
55237, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Well… 
55238, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel, Hey guys! What’s up?
55239, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. ?"
55240, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,Yeah.
55241, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,You don't know military time?
55242, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Okay, I’ll see you soon buddy.  Be back in an hour."
55243, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,"Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!"
55244, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"You don’t want to be guys, you’d be all hairy and wouldn’t live as long. "
55245, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Chandler, I’ll go.
55246, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
55247, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Joey,"Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?"
55248, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,Ross thanks.
55249, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,"Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now."
55250, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,What time is it?
55251, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,People who’ve never ever been to Paris.
55252, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel, Oh god. You've totally messed with the back support of my chair. How do you fix this?
55253, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,Ohh! Oh God! 
55254, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
55255, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"I knew it! I knew it, ahh…."
55256, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,"No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no."
55257, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Oh, you bought me a present! Why?"
55258, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,Damn it!
55259, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,Oh yeah? Is he funnier than me?
55260, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Let go! Let go!
55261, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Yes!  You're never gonna make it!
55262, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,And you’re Okay with that?
55263, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,"Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!"
55264, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica," Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!"
55265, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!"
55266, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,A psychic AND a wishbone? Guys! Give someone else a chance!
55267, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,Does it look like an ashtray?
55268, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left."
55269, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
55270, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,I did.
55271, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Hey-hey, hold on, this isn’t some kind of like girly dance. All right, it’s like a sport, it’s manly!"
55272, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Absolutely!
55273, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,Wow! How are you?!
55274, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,I know.
55275, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?"
55276, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica," When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris."
55277, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,Good. 
55278, Ross�,,9,Rachel,What? Who?
55279, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Uh-oh.
55280, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,Why?
55281, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and more importantly my wonderful friend Gavin Mitchelle."
55282, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Well, you’re lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm… The rest of you life, y’know? Any regrets?"
55283, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me!  Okay, that’s a lie."
55284, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.
55285, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,Oh!
55286, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!
55287, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,Here we go! Here we go!
55288, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,I don’t have it!
55289, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
55290, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Come on! The boss that fires a guy that’s just been dumped, bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy that’s just been fired, blond bitch!"
55291, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? That’ll really work up your appetite for lunch."
55292, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? 
55293, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Okay, but all right you’re a guy, does it not freak you that you’re never gonna sleep with anybody else?"
55294, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Oh he's like a...
55295, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel," Really. Mindy, if it'll make you feel any better, when I was engaged to him he went through a whole weird thing too."
55296, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Actually, y'know it’s kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?"
55297, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,Hey! 
55298, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey, I’m so happy!
55299, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,All right.
55300, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I do. What’s the matter?"
55301, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
55302, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Come on!! 
55303, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay.  So, what are you?"
55304, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,Not as each other!
55305, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,"No you don’t—get it in black, not brown."
55306, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Oh yeah! Wasn’t she uh… 
55307, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.
55308, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, I can handle it, handle’s my middle name. Actually it’s the ah, middle part of my first name."
55309, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"What, what are you doing? What are you doing?"
55310, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,In that case should I make sure it's on real good? 
55311, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store."
55312, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
55313, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Hey, it’s Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why don’t you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?"
55314, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah. But y’know we were thinking about you, y’know we ordered the Joey Special."
55315, In the hall,,9,Monica,Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
55316, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,What are you guys doing together?
55317, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,What’s up?
55318, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"No, women are welcome to play."
55319, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,Okay.
55320, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving."
55321, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
55322, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe," Okay, I think I’ll play it at the wedding."
55323, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,"Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn."
55324, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?"
55325, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,You said it was okay!
55326, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Date of birth?
55327, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,"Oh yeah, she’s-she’s amazing. And-and she’s so much fun. And! Y’know what? When I’m with her, I’m fun! I even signed up for helicopter classes.  She’s leaving in two days, I don’t have to do it."
55328, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Alright, c'mon!  Let's play Twister!"
55329, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards."
55330, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
55331, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh!
55332, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,Y’know when I said that because we’re getting married that we should share everything and not have any secrets?
55333, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,I do pilates.
55334, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,"Ah, that’s okay, thanks."
55335, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Monica,Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
55336, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Eh!
55337, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Yeah, no, it was great."
55338, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Ross,"And, I don’t know, if it starts to rain…"
55339, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"What? It’s true, my right leg is two inches shorter."
55340, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"All right, I promise. I’ll fix this. I swear. I’ll-I’ll-I’ll-I’ll talk to her."
55341, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,I really need to talk to you.
55342, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,I know.
55343, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Come on! Come on! Hurry! We’re running out of time! Huddle up!
55344, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,"Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap.  Seriously."
55345, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Come on, Mom, I’ll take you home."
55346, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yes, but also  Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday."
55347, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,What?
55348, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron."
55349, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Okay. Honey?
55350, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,Bye!
55351, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Rachel,"No, I was waiting for you!"
55352, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe, Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
55353, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Come on! I really need your help!
55354, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Ross,"Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah."
55355, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"Hey, how was class?"
55356, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know..."
55357, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
55358, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"Well, y'know we don’t call it that, but yeah!"
55359, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,This game is kinda fun.
55360, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
55361, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,What’s wrong with being the Bings?
55362, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"No. No. We’re not gonna do that, y’know why? Because its not an even trade."
55363, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel," Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!"
55364, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,You made a joke right? So I laughed.
55365, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, it ate your money?"
55366, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt."
55367, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel," Pheebs, I was wondering…"
55368, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there,  Yeah, you're right about that.",5,Chandler,
55369, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"I’m more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?"
55370, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,Look! 
55371, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?"
55372, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants."
55373, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Yeah!  Are you kiddin'?
55374, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey,Great nap.
55375, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"I actually had a topic in mind! I’m, I’m kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise."
55376, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,You're gonna be great.
55377, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Rachel,"Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?"
55378, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe,"Ok, that'll be great!"
55379, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,What?! What are you doing?!
55380, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"My dear, sweet Rach."
55381, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Let’s go!
55382, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Monica,"Joey, she was listing the countries she’s done it in."
55383, Central Perk," Ross, Janine and Chandler are there",6,Ross,"So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer..."
55384, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,That’s it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
55385, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.
55386, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"Okay, all right, this is how it’s going to work. We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest."
55387, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Hey-hey don't look at me! I just work here! 
55388, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?"
55389, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,"Oh God, here we go!"
55390, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,I'm listening.
55391, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,I have no idea.
55392, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,
55393, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Oh, by the way, great service tonight."
55394, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgement. But you did it too! And you are worse because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgement! You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you're wrong! What does that say about you?
55395, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,It was only 500 bucks.
55396, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,"Uh, it's 230 in the morning!"
55397, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,You sure?
55398, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?"
55399, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,What's going on?
55400, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Chandler, Bye-bye.
55401, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,That’s crazy! . I am sorry. I just can’t imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!
55402, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Ahh, no, I’m good."
55403, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Oh, that's great. Look at that."
55404, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?"
55405, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe, Ohh.
55406, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Neither.
55407, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,What?
55408, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Ross,Your make-up!
55409, Outside Central Perk,,9,Rachel, Tip of the iceberg.
55410, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend  I can’t do that we promised we’d make each other gifts this year.
55411, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"I know I’m having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates, I slipped on a giant booger!"
55412, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,"But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she’d know I was okay."
55413, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,Do you got your gracious loser face?
55414, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Mon?
55415, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Ross,"Hey, what’s this?!"
55416, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Break.
55417, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,"Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because you’re the most important person in this room. And in the world!"
55418, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!"
55419, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,No! They are mine!
55420, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh… No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life."
55421, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! "
55422, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back."
55423, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,"Well, it's just with uhm, work and the stress of adoption, we just don't feel like we have the energy. Plus, we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us."
55424, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Totally! I would love to spend New Year’s with you.
55425, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,"Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name."
55426, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
55427, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,Yeah?
55428, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, you’re friend’s getting married, it’s gotta change things."
55429, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Because, if Santa and the Holiday…Armadillo?  ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!"
55430, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend."
55431, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,Did-did it make you wanna walk around in your underwear?
55432, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Ross, I watched you get hypnotised in Atlantic City."
55433, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!
55434, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?"
55435, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?"
55436, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,Maybe you changed?
55437, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,Even with me?
55438, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Oh my God, are you okay?"
55439, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother’s cab, but y'know what, I’ll stay."
55440,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Hi
55441, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I'll take some of that."
55442, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
55443, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,"What?! No, you can’t, you can’t leave me here with them! We’re baby-sitting!"
55444, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don’t know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?"
55445, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,"Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right?"
55446, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! 
55447, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta get my ticket!"
55448, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Ross,"what’s up, Dad?"
55449, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Yeah.
55450, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Chandler,"Look out kids, he’s coming! "
55451, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,What?! 
55452, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel," Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene."
55453, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,What? Are you going back to work?
55454, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
55455, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel," Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin’ Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out."
55456, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Monica,Hi! There you are.
55457, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,Thanks
55458, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Yes!
55459, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Phoebe,You cook naked?
55460, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish."
55461, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"No, no, NO, you cannot go to dinner with him."
55462, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,He works with food!
55463, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that. 
55464, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"It’ll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship."
55465, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day with Janice!"
55466, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, let’s say more!"
55467, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,And I will cook anything you want in here 
55468, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,But can it... just... happen a little bit?
55469, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,"Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment."
55470, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross," Oh, it's not over!"
55471, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"I need to change my name, please. See, I need to change it because I'm-I'm hiding from the law.  You're fun."
55472, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"Well I, I don't know. Why?"
55473, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Ehh, I don’t, I don’t think so. She’s already talked about y’know, dating other guys."
55474, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,Yeah!
55475, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,It wasn’t the best.
55476, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh... you're so sexy!
55477, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,What?! You can't—what did you tell her?
55478, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!"
55479, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
55480, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,Uh-uh nothing. I-I-I-I didn't want you to touch me cause I'm -I'm all sweaty from the workout. I better hit the shower.  Oh my God!
55481, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say."
55482, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Monica,Yeah! She’s right in there! 
55483, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey,That’s true.
55484, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"All right, come here! "
55485, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Oh! I though the pot stickers were supposed to be vegetarian!
55486, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,Great!
55487, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, COOL!! Wow, it's like a time capsule!"
55488, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Phoebe,"And this time, they’ve ganged up to form one giant, super hat."
55489, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?"
55490, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross," Mee mee, mee-mee mee."
55491, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well, yeah, y’know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again."
55492, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Joey,"Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test..."
55493, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"I hope you’re hungry, we’re starting with oysters. And y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you?"
55494, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross, Hi!
55495, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,Ross! 
55496, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?"
55497, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,
55498, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Well-well but it is huge.
55499, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,That is what the thing is.
55500, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over."
55501, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Yeah.
55502, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesn’t that give me the right to control him—help him?"
55503, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I'm in.
55504, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,I was kidding.
55505, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,How many guesses do you get?
55506, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, man!"
55507, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,Yeah! Look! 
55508, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Subtle guys!
55509, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Thank you!
55510, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Why do they keep doing that?
55511, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Monica,I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
55512, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem."
55513, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,"I mean really, think about it."
55514, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,But then later that night…
55515, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Mm-hmm. She’s—she’s emotional, but, but ballsy."
55516, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,Helen Geller? I don't think so.
55517, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Well... not in the same way...
55518, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"By the way, that fight was totally arousing."
55519, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Wow! Just like in the pros.
55520, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,"Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up."
55521, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Hi! Sorry, I'm late."
55522, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What's up?
55523, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,Ah. 
55524, Central Perk," They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey, Gunther is serving a nearby table,",9,Phoebe,I beg to differ .
55525, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross, Hey!
55526, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,Thank you! Break!
55527, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!"
55528, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?"
55529, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Hey. I'm so excited; I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
55530, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Yeah.  What d'you wanna do tonight?
55531, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in…  I’ve been watching too much porn."
55532, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Actually we prepared performances.
55533, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this."
55534, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding."
55535, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!"
55536, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,That refrigerators don’t live as long as people.
55537, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross," You complete me kitchen, matey!"
55538, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,"Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! "
55539, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn’t for fun."
55540, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,What's goin' on?
55541, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you’re work cut out for you. ‘Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she’s into some other guy. So…"
55542, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"What?  Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter."
55543, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,Monica knows.
55544, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Pretty well, actually... "
55545, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,"That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!"
55546, The Roof,,9,Monica," Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself."
55547, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,Okay!
55548, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Joey,What the hell!
55549, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Joey!
55550, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash."
55551, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,What...that scene I saw was so good!
55552, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I know it's le poo right now, but it'll get better."
55553, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas."
55554, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel," Wow! I don’t know, maybe. I’m…"
55555, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,Who’s birthday party?
55556, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child."
55557, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and..."
55558, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross, Thank you!
55559, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
55560, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,"Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you."
55561, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Fine.
55562, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these  on my pillow.
55563, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,What...how is it going with Drake?
55564, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"I know! Hey, how’s Chandler doin’?"
55565, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,BEND OVER?!!!
55566, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,And a thousand dollars.
55567, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff.  Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish."
55568, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,What?! You’re in love with her.
55569, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, well maybe there was a dog lookin’ at him."
55570, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,Does it look like a urinal?
55571, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now."
55572, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"But, I love you."
55573, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
55574, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
55575, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"All right, wherever you wanna go is cool."
55576, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I know.
55577, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
55578, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel,Okay.  Are you sure you wanna hear this?
55579, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, I can’t do this. My mom was right. If I can’t-if I can’t give him up, then there’s no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ‘em—a kidney!"
55580, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler, Maybe we’ll have to listen and see!
55581, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
55582, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Why?
55583, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,Barbados.
55584, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,"Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so…  ""We too can share and love and have and receive."""
55585, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny."
55586, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,"Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you don’t have to do that! I’m happy for him! I am! I really—I’m-I’m happ—I’ll work on it."
55587, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language."
55588, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,We're having a party.
55589, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Aww thanks! God Will I’m so glad that you came! You look great! You must’ve lost like…
55590, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,"Really, can I hear some of it."
55591, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Ooh! There’s no way to do this without her? ‘Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of."
55592, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"That’s a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?"
55593, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
55594, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"I actually had a topic in mind! I’m, I’m kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise."
55595, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,"Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?"
55596, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Monica,"And yet, we’re still poking him."
55597, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!
55598, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,hot not hot  Hot!
55599, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe," Okay, let’s skedaddle."
55600, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Let's see!  Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack."
55601, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,You mean like this? 
55602, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,Joey!
55603, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica, Fifteen minutes.
55604, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,What?
55605, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
55606, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
55607, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"I know  but they’re just so beautiful! Oh, my God, I just pulled one out."
55608, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,"So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?"
55609, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica," Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed."
55610, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,"Don’t worry, Tribbianis never get full."
55611, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe, Rossss can!
55612, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!
55613, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,I whitened them.
55614, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"What if something gets broken, they're so expensive."
55615, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Paolo made a pass at me.
55616, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision."
55617, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,You are my Everest.
55618, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary."
55619, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,You have to get a ticket to get past security.
55620, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,Joey? Could you get that?  What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
55621, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,"That’s right, all the ladies want to stay at Joey’s."
55622, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, well, yeah..."
55623, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Okay. 
55624, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Mike, 'attorney at law'!"
55625, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
55626, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,So...
55627, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica, Oh yeah.
55628, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Ross,"I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy."
55629, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Are you jealous?
55630, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross, Thank God.
55631, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,At this?!
55632, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh. Y’know, he hums while he does other stuff to."
55633, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Joey,"Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!"
55634, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,Do you have any ideas?
55635, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Phoebe,To see if know what these guys are talking about.
55636, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the car! Right?
55637, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Yeah.
55638, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Fine!
55639, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler, Wellll?
55640, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
55641, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"If you want to check your email, just ask! "
55642, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Oh-oh! So that’s the way it’s gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y’know!
55643, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Joey,Also so gay!
55644, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,Hi!
55645, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica, You're the best friend I ever had.
55646, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Well...  no.
55647, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel, Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!
55648, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"You’re never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. That’s great news right—I mean for them. Right?"
55649, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me."
55650, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so..."
55651, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague."
55652, Restaurant,,9,Joey,What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
55653, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating "
55654, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Well, we’re really not that close.  Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then."
55655, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat."
55656, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe," Y’know I’m-I’m sensing that um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that."
55657, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-"
55658, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,Hmm.
55659, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Ready? 
55660, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?"
55661, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,And the big one’s for me!
55662, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"Ooh, I can do that."
55663, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Chandler, No way!
55664, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Okay.
55665, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,Hey!
55666, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, she’s been out there for twenty minutes, I’m surprised you didn’t hear her on the way over."
55667, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Chandler," Seriously, answer faster!"
55668, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!"
55669, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,"Anyway, I started working on what I’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?"
55670, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?"
55671, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"No, I don’t want to hit you."
55672, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,"Actually, it’s Miss Chinandolor Bong."
55673, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it."
55674, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life.  The whole, 'hat' thing."
55675, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,No he didn't. [Moving it back.]
55676, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,"This is not, what I�m wearing. I�m ovulating and Chandler�s gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner."
55677, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course I’m stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, I’ve got plenty of people to help on the Interstate."
55678, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I’ll pay.
55679, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"I say ‘cheesy line’, but ok."
55680, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Rachel,"Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she’s even had time to…"
55681, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,"Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I can’t even comfort my own baby! I’m the worst mother ever!"
55682, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Here it comes. Our first kiss.
55683, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Yeah.
55684, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,Good night.
55685, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Phoebe,Ehh!!
55686, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,"Well, is this Hillary your HOT assistant chef Hillary?"
55687, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,Would you just please....give me the receipt ‘cause this is great. It’s top notch.
55688, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,You fell asleep?!
55689, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,I'm sorry..
55690, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey,Sure! Why not?
55691, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"They have a kid together, y'know. They’re like, they’re like a family, and if, I don’t know, there’s chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn’t want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?"
55692, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,No!! Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
55693, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, I’m cold! "
55694, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Really?! How much?!
55695, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Monica,How was your first day?
55696, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?  I could call immigration!"
55697, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey," Hello, I’m Joey Tribbiani! Let’s play Bamboozled! Erin, you get the first question! In hockey, who is known as The Great One?"
55698, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Thanks!
55699, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Seriously, I don’t Rachel’s gonna think it’s a good idea."
55700, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,I’m so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
55701, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross, And she's supposed to buy this?!
55702, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,Oh yeah! 
55703, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,Ohhh! 
55704, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well I don’t think you can make that statement, unless you’ve been kicked in an area that God only meant to be treated nicely."
55705, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, oh, I've gotta go.  Cool!"
55706, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
55707, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!"
55708, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Ross,"Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did."
55709, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Yeah.
55710, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"Y’know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!"
55711, Monica and Rachel's," another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk,  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored,  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, ""Hurry it up already!""  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth,",2,Ross,
55712, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,What?
55713, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross, Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart
55714, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,"Oh,  Believe me, the ladies, they love it!"
55715, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Phoebe,That's a bird?
55716, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me! You’re my hero!"
55717, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,As in Rosita does not move.
55718, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
55719, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,"He’s right, even if it’s to say something complementary. "
55720, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Monica," Well, the club lost it's power."
55721, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,Good. 
55722, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Hey!",8,Phoebe,
55723, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,"Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?"
55724, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey, So why don’t you give me your number?
55725, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"All right, let’s do it."
55726, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, now you lost me."
55727, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,See? This is exactly why I’m making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
55728, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"Hey, honey."
55729, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, look I-I-I do something nice, okay? I’ll-I’ll fill her ice trays."
55730, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Okay.  Did ah, you guys mean you plus one?"
55731, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, God, just do it!  Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!"
55732, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Rachel,Pardon?
55733, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that’s nice!"
55734, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Well, why doesn’t he practice with a girl?"
55735, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,What's going on?
55736, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate’s understudy, Lauren."
55737, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel, Bye...
55738, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Eh, they’re both good. I generally just go with, Monica’s drunk again. "
55739, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper,",9,Chandler,"Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer...  Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!"
55740, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Rachel,Bob Buttons?
55741, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,He gave me a pill for it.
55742, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,I will have one. 
55743, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler, Yes.
55744, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Monica,"I know honey, I’m sorry."
55745, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Bye-bye!
55746, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel," Oh, hey, don’t you have to go pick up Emily?"
55747, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,No I didn’t!
55748, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,Hey!
55749, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you."
55750, Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,What? How come that you don't have to go!
55751, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,James Brolin?
55752, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,You’ve got to be kidding me!
55753, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,"Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream."
55754, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,Well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. Like…  Or all the things you taught him.
55755, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah, why don’t you move in with me? It’ll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursday’s right?"
55756, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, Joey said I uh, I needed to relax so he gave me an antihistamine."
55757, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,What are you doing?
55758, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,"Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit."
55759, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the car! Right?
55760, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Phoebe,Yay! I love drunk Monica!
55761, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,I am not wrong.
55762, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just don’t want to be 30 and still work here."
55763, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Rachel,"Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys."
55764, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, bye!"
55765, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?"
55766, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,"And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!"
55767, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,What did you get her?
55768, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,Any luck?
55769, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
55770, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,We have got to wash that! 
55771, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,You didn’t propose to me. Joey did.
55772, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,We checked. A lot.
55773, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!"
55774, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but…"
55775, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
55776, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,"It’s incredible, I mean one minute she’s inside you and then 47 hours later here she is."
55777, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Well?
55778, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension."
55779, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Okay!
55780, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,
55781, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"OK, here you go. Good luck."
55782, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Monica! Stop it!
55783, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No-no! No-no. No-no.
55784, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica,"Great, now he's waving back."
55785, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up."
55786, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Oh my God! Joey!
55787, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh!
55788, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross," That’s great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!"
55789, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Monica,What is it?!
55790, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler, What did you guys just do?!
55791, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Chandler,Taste it.
55792, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?
55793, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Shut up! It was nice. I just... I don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?"
55794, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel, Chandler!! Are you gonna call her!
55795, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Hi. I-I hear you’re going on a ferry tonight.
55796, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Monica,He might still show up.
55797, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,How do you figure?
55798, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,"It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right?"
55799, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Shhh!
55800, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, ""Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!"" I mean, it is so annoying."
55801, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Y’know you’re really not supposed to be back here!
55802, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Wow, it’s big!"
55803, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Joey,Damnit Phoebe!!
55804, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel, We went out.
55805, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Okay.
55806, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,The game's over! Take off your robe!
55807, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,That's probably what they'll say.
55808, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Monica,"Hey, Phoebs"
55809, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,"I�m starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate nothing all day."
55810, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,You had no right to go out with him.
55811, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Rachel,So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
55812, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,Oh my God!
55813, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,Yeah?
55814, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know, I don’t know. Urrrgh! Look, maybe we should take a break."
55815, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,Oh this is so ho-o-ot!
55816, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,I liked her.
55817, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
55818, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross," Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back."
55819, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, it would be really weird."
55820, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference"
55821, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.
55822, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying ‘I’ll see you Saturday.’"
55823, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,"She sweat, wet. got it going like a turbo 'vette."
55824, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Look, when I’ve been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly, and I’m sorry."
55825, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,So there is no good time to ask that question.
55826, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I left them at the park.
55827, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great."
55828, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel,"Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair."
55829, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross," Hey Pheebs, what's going on?"
55830, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Ugh, okay Sherlock! "
55831, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Oh.
55832, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,Pheebs you didn’t have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang…
55833, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,Oh…Rach!
55834, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"You gotta do it, man."
55835, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!
55836, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Oh he's like a...
55837, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,What?! 
55838, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, yeah! Today's."
55839, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Chandler,
55840, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe," I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?"
55841, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Rachel,God. I feel violated.
55842, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross, He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
55843, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we’re unhappy forever. Sound good?"
55844, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
55845, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,Hello.
55846, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Okay, oh, and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition."
55847, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, look I-I-I do something nice, okay? I’ll-I’ll fill her ice trays."
55848, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?"
55849, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"We were shopping, and we had lunch."
55850, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Ohh, I don’t think so."
55851, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,"And of course, crotchless panties."
55852, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"No, we're late!"
55853, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,Hey!
55854, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,Where’s your bed?
55855, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross, Also an island.
55856, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,Oh! 
55857, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,"Oh my God, I wrecked your baby!! "
55858, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,I might've said that.  Why is that funny?
55859, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Remind me to introduce you to someone!
55860, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,Shocking! Since you still have the keys.
55861, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, sure!  Forever."
55862, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm..."
55863, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler," You're welcome, sweetheart."
55864, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. I'm a hard ass.
55865, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,I don't know.
55866, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Rachel,Hello.
55867, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"No, I can’t afford this either. No. I-I-I’m, I’m just to figure out which one I want then I’m gonna get it at Kleinman’s, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale."
55868, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
55869, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Yeah.
55870, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel, Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?
55871, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Rachel,I did.
55872, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Um,  Barry."
55873, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you. I hope... I hope you know how much you mean to me."
55874, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill."
55875, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,"Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate."
55876, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Hey!
55877, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,It’s me. I’m the other guy.
55878, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
55879, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross, Okay.
55880, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
55881, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"So. Ross, I’ve bugged him about this a million times, he’s not gonna change."
55882, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,"Okay, good, ‘cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own..."
55883, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it."
55884, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross, And so do I.
55885, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,Stop going through my stuff !
55886, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"I’ll tell ya who should be embarrassed! It’s you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!"
55887, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey," Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner."
55888, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel,"Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day…"
55889, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Phoebe,"Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon."
55890, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way."
55891, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!"
55892, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,Okay!
55893, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Oh, in my head he's done some pretty ""not-gay-stuff""!"
55894, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.
55895, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,That's fine. I'll just have a Tic-Tac to hold me over.
55896, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet."
55897, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Oke-dokey. 
55898, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?"
55899, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,"I didn’t have to, because I was wearing my ‘I heart Ross’ sandwich board and ringing my bell."
55900, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?"
55901, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Monica,
55902, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here. "
55903, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,I knew that! Rachel! Use you’re head!
55904, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,"Uh, well they might be a little mad at me over there."
55905, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,"Uh, I actually haven’t even met him."
55906, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,It’s perfect. It’s everything we’ve been looking for.
55907, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. You know, when it's right there in your face. Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. Makes me feel like I earned it."
55908, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Oooh!
55909, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,That’s great.
55910, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,I'd love to.
55911, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel, Wha... the next one?
55912, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,"God! She is not stealing from us! Okay, will you let this go?"
55913, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson."
55914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,Hey!
55915, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
55916, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe, Hello.
55917, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Phoebe,"I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip.  But I won't."
55918, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,It’s not that far! Just drop!
55919, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great.  Umm, so you like it?"
55920, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler,"You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here,  your full sized aortic pump."
55921, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Hey man, what's up?"
55922, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica," Oh, here’s a great one."
55923, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,Why? What-what else could it be?
55924, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19."
55925, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,Because patience is the road to understanding  which ... is the key... to a happy heart.
55926, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"No, you have it, really, I don't want it-"
55927, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,A lot of people are thankful for those.
55928, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,Ohh! No.
55929, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,"I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!"
55930, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah? Well, I-I think Ben’s asleep."
55931, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God, ask them what they want."
55932, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,Yeah?
55933, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross," Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting."
55934, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe, You guys?
55935, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Why not?! I’d be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh I see.
55936, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I do."
55937, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Ehh.
55938, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,"That's how they do pants!  Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?"
55939, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it."
55940, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!"
55941, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica, What’s this?
55942, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Okay.  That’s funny, yeah!"
55943, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,Well—Really? I thought Chandler was your best friend.
55944, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, okay.  Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it."
55945, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe, Maybe it’s something you ate?
55946, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,No! 
55947, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Okay.
55948, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Wh-what, why?"
55949, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,Yeah you can do it.
55950, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, kinda."
55951, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,"Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day."
55952, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?"
55953, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Monica,"Hey, are you okay?"
55954, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail."
55955, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Yeah, y'know for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill..."
55956, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Rachel,Yes! 
55957, The hallway,,10,Monica,I'm still all those things!
55958, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Did you not hear the plot of the movie? ""She's been dead for ten years."" I'm gonna be a millionaire!"
55959, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross,"Baking it didn't help, huh?"
55960, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," You're gonna be really, really hard to get over."
55961, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ok  Alright! Lets do it!
55962, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Phoebe,"Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one! Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!"
55963, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Are you strippers?
55964, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, I will tell her."
55965, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,We're growing up.
55966, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Chandler,Love what you've done with the place.
55967, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,"Tomorrow night is good. Tomorrow night is good, but uh, y’know what? Why put off something till tomorrow that you can do right now? "
55968, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,Hey! What are you guys doing?
55969, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,That’s me! Come on!
55970, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,Hey.
55971, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Rachel…
55972, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,What about my questions?
55973, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe," Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller’s personal physician, Dr. Philange."
55974, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,Hey!
55975, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, ""Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."""
55976, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Yeah.
55977, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. "
55978, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,Why don’t you ask him out?
55979, the hallway," Monica is coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by."
55980, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Nope.  Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!"
55981, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Yeah?
55982, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross,"No, why?"
55983, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Ross,Hey! What's up?
55984, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"So you're really doing this, huh?"
55985, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross," Okay, fine! Pheebs?"
55986, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Ohhh. Thanks Chandler they're great!
55987, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,‘Kay!
55988, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I’m just polishing her up."
55989, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe," If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."
55990, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,Ja!
55991, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"No you can’t do that, where would the chick and the duck live?"
55992, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Joey,... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!
55993, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there."
55994, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,Hey Mikey
55995, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can’t eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended."
55996, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey, What? Whoo... What?
55997, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"I�m serious. C�mon, you should go. Here.  No, uh-uh, just go."
55998, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
55999, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,"Oh that’s right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?"
56000, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,What?!
56001, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, Got it! It... It's hard to stop...
56002, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
56003, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.
56004, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,Where’re you going?
56005, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
56006, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,"Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much."
56007, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
56008, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright."
56009, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Oh, oh, oh... What a dog says."
56010, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Joey,Alan.
56011, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"I did that too! They wouldn’t give me her real name or her number. They said, ""If I bothered them again they’d call the police."" I said, ""If you talk to the police, you tell them I’m missing a ring!"""
56012, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Can I see that for second.
56013, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,"Sometimes, you should come over  sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…"
56014, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, I think she’s great. Okay? We’re going out again."
56015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross, Hey!
56016, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, it’s all your fault."
56017, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hey, there’s uh, some people outside, askin’ about candy."
56018, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay, first of all, I don’t play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!"
56019, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!"
56020, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Okay that is the one we already have!
56021, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat ,6,Monica,
56022, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,You are asking me to be your wife!
56023, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,
56024, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,I do not have baby fever!
56025, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Thank you, Joey."
56026, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,Hey.
56027, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,"Hmm, bummer."
56028, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,
56029, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,"Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger."
56030, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Bedsprings, unmistakable!"
56031, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Did-did you take these back?
56032, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,"Well, so far I have uh, my bride’s maids dresses won’t get picked up, my veil gets lost, or I don’t have my something blue."
56033, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross,And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.
56034, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  Wha... what, here?",1,Ross,
56035, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Hi Monica.
56036, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,That’s right! You lose sucker!!  Please still marry me.
56037, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,Go? Why?
56038, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,"Oh! Whoops! I’m sorry, you were talking about Emily!"
56039, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross, Is everything okay?
56040, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Okay. 
56041, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,All right.
56042, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Phoebe,Nooo!!
56043, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Yeah—No!!
56044, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Let's not talk about losing. Just deal the...
56045, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel, What-what about me?
56046, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,Uh! The psychic also said that I would be betrayed.
56047, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,How are you? 
56048, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
56049, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"You’re right. That’s very different. So let’s, let’s just sign the papers. All right?  What?"
56050, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Okay!!
56051, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,Mm-hmm.
56052, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica," Oh, my!"
56053, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,If she is where you are then uh…then my feeling weird about it shouldn’t stand in the way.
56054, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,I’m a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
56055, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Why would I eat my own arm?
56056, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,"You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking ""Oh my god, I'm with Rachel"". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie.  Was there a second of all?"
56057, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And you’re welcome to come back anytime."
56058, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Somebody went to college. Wow. 
56059, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
56060, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?"
56061, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Joey," Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it’s gonna help me not to snore."
56062, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, the Olympics."
56063, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,Done!
56064, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,I don’t know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! 
56065, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,What’s up?
56066, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?"
56067, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, enough, enough, come on. Let's just all go in at the same time."
56068, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,"Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh!  All right, y'know what? I’m just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!"
56069, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?"
56070, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
56071, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Chandler,Why would you say that?
56072, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"I'm sorry. But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it. Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing."
56073, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Chandler, I-I will handle this!  How much is it?"
56074, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Phoebe?
56075, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,I got it! Mine!
56076, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,You made a joke right? So I laughed.
56077, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"What, now?"
56078, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Not well.
56079, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,does what always have to be sharks.
56080, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Joey," Hey you guys I’m gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye."
56081, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
56082, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Really? Oh thank you! Oh… Oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?"
56083, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. "
56084, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days."
56085, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey,"I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said don’t, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?"
56086, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe, Thank you.
56087, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Pancho Vila?
56088, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,"Hey, it hasn't come to that yet."
56089, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel,"Oh, stop that! Don’t kid about that!  Will all the stars be there?"
56090, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Joey,"Uh, well he’s 33."
56091, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,But nothing has to happen until your ready.
56092, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Monica,It’s pretty clear.
56093, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,What do you think you’re doing?
56094, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel, I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
56095, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,Come on man! You've been here all day!
56096, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,Not after this!
56097, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Great! Thanks!
56098, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"Hmmm? Yeah. So, um, is she fat?"
56099, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,
56100, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind. "
56101, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
56102, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Oooooh.  Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
56103, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,Umm…
56104, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Monica,Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
56105, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,"What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?"
56106, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. And, first here’s a gift."
56107, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,I don’t know.
56108, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,For you. 
56109, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Wow! You are really fast!
56110, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Carol moved her stuff out today.
56111, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,"Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. . Can’t believe it's been a whole year!"
56112, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,I don’t believe you! That is…brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
56113, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,"I don't know. I don't know... I thought about it all the way there, and I thought about it all the way back... and, uh, oh, you guys, y'know, it's Ross. Y'know what I mean? I mean, it's Ross."
56114, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? "
56115, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?"
56116, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?"
56117, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Oh! See just I’m right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! "
56118, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
56119, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"I-I-I-I-I don’t know, I don’t know what to say."
56120, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,"Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?"
56121, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,"Uhhh, yeah. Yeah. But uh, I don’t think it’s the kind you’re gonna like."
56122, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Chandler,"No, it’s not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye.  Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect."
56123, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,She sells drugs to kids. 
56124, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,"Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese!  Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!"
56125, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,Huh.
56126, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler," Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh…"
56127, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,God she is unbelievable.
56128, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross,"Well w-w-w-w-wait, w-wait, wait, wait a minute! I mean a couple of stupid boxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?!"
56129, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, what is this?"
56130, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,"So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? I’m just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit."
56131, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! 
56132, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! There’s only been like four kids.
56133, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I’m just—Wait a minute. If I’m your maid of honor that means you are Monica’s.
56134, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,Here we go! 
56135, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe,So you guys’ll stay here and hang out with me?
56136, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey! I just got uh, my teacher evaluations! Check out what this one student wrote, ""I loved Dr. Geller’s class. Mind blowing lectures! Dr. Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department!"""
56137, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Okay.  Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn…"
56138, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn’t happened yet, but we’re all very excited."
56139, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,"Oh, but he will. He still tells the story how Monica tried to escape from fat camp."
56140, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,
56141, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,You didn’t notice she was wearing different clothes?!
56142, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Batman has the Batmobile!
56143, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"Correct, his profession was?"
56144, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,The cushions are the essence of the chair!
56145, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,No I told you I can't.
56146, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,To her parent’s I think and she said you shouldn’t call her. But if I were you I would.
56147, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,Hey!
56148, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Maybe it was his sister's. You know, maybe it was his daughter's."
56149, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it."
56150, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,And I’m cute too.
56151, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
56152, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Monica,"I know! And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.  And I’m appalled for you by the way."
56153, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe," No, I mean I was really acting my ass off."
56154, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,I don't know...
56155, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"You know what? I don't need a tie. I mean, it's better, open collar. You know, it's more casual "
56156, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,What?
56157, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel, Oh my....
56158, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!
56159,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,It's ok that's how you feel.
56160, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,"The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!"
56161, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough."
56162, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,We're growing up.
56163, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. "
56164, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross,"You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me  ALL eyes on ME!"
56165, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Hey, they were popular when I left!"
56166, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Chandler,"Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. "
56167, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I don’t you should say that even when you’re healthy."
56168, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"No! Rachel, that’s what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don’t get through, they’re not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It’s us versus them!"
56169, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,Yes! And that would be a shut-down!
56170, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi."
56171, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,"Hey, Pheebs!"
56172, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,"Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty."
56173, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Hello?
56174, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
56175, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,"No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!  Damn you 15s!"
56176, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
56177, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Whoa!
56178, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind."
56179, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,What?
56180, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Guys are signing over their 401-K’s to me?
56181, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Oh, I'd love too, but I got acting class. But y'know what? I guess I can blow that off,  for you."
56182, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"Well, I think it all started when you said, ""Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."""
56183, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,That's because he's on your neck.
56184, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"Ah… Hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking?"
56185, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,"Damn, I forgot you were here."
56186, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"Yeah but still, I mean it should’ve been me. I’m the dad."
56187, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Well you uh, you were always really good at the uh, at the uh the stuff."
56188, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?"
56189, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,She's not even here yet.
56190, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Chandler, that’s not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you’ve just gotten her one great present? I mean that’s just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?"
56191, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,Okay!  Ohhh no!
56192, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. "
56193, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,Really?
56194, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common! We've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids."
56195, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
56196, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
56197, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,Cups.
56198, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"Oh yeah, I'm sure he's gonna give you a job. Maybe make you his SEXretary."
56199, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,"Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn’t deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you."
56200, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
56201, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,Nothing.  I don’t kn—Umm. I don’t know. Umm…
56202, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,"Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise."
56203, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Who?
56204, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,"Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat."
56205, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,"Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Y’know I’ve been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. "
56206, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah all right, so we’ll hang out."
56207, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica, Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
56208, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Monica,Nah... not-not special enough.
56209, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?"
56210, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross," Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman."
56211, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Oh honey, we’re close now but you-you wouldn’t believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and.... That’s where the waistband actually goes over your head."
56212, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,You got me.
56213, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!  What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name."
56214, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Okay, listen, I'm thinking, why don't we just tell them who we really are? I mean, it'll be fine, I really think it'll be fine."
56215, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,"I don’t know! How are the-the-the-the, y’know—You’re clothes aren’t funny."
56216, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica,"Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. "
56217, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,Amazing!
56218, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distance y’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is."
56219, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,I'm gonna go get one of those  job things.
56220, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Wait a minute. Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the same hospital. Wouldn't I come over to say hi to him?
56221, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
56222, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Okay, 'you' can't, or  Still doing the play. Aaah!"
56223, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Ross,Are you kidding?
56224, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no. No-no-no, don’t do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music."
56225, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it  and it should umm, be....."
56226, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,"Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from Colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel? "
56227, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,You remember when we got these?
56228, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,Yeah! Oh my God!  Is this what it’s like to be you?
56229, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"Because if I go home, we’re gonna become the Bings! I can’t be the Bings!"
56230, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!"
56231, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"It's a, it's a cat!"
56232, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,I’m gonna get coffee.
56233, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey, Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?
56234, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
56235, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,Why did I have to start working out again?  Damn you 15s!
56236, Restaurant,,9,Joey,Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
56237, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross, Sure. I’ll help you.
56238, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
56239, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches."
56240, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Rachel,To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.
56241, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,Yeah.
56242, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this?  Ok, how about this we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first."
56243, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
56244, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,This Alan again? How's it goin'?
56245, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"Well, I'm off to Carol's."
56246, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica, Oh.
56247, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?"
56248, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
56249, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Oh, absolutely! You’re talented and you’re good looking."
56250, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you."
56251, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Chandler," Morning, Ross."
56252, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new."
56253, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…"
56254, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,"Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying she’d like to go out again."
56255, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?"
56256, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,One hour.
56257, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m next.  Don’t! Don’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe!"
56258, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe,"Yay! It’s so exciting! Wow, you could’ve done that with us there."
56259, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey,You do attract some stinkers.
56260, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m not so sure you should be here when he comes up."
56261, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Okay.
56262, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,Maybe it was the guy.
56263, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!"
56264, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross," Ugh, can you believe that guy!"
56265, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"Good luck, man."
56266, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica,Yeah.  Don't do the dance.
56267, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Chandler,All right.
56268, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,"Wow! Your lip went bald.  Hey, thanks."
56269, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,Hey! Are you okay?
56270, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,All right!
56271, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,That's a good point.
56272, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Okay!
56273, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Okay.
56274, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler,I’m not getting into this again!
56275, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"That’s not gonna work out! Then she’s gonna come home all weepy and you’ll be tellin’ her, ""Oh that’s okay. You’ll find someone."" And then, bamn! She finds you!"
56276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, you’re so sweet.  Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?"
56277, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Joey,"Well, that went well. Yeah."
56278, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Okay, it’s just weird! Okay? I don’t want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need…I don’t know what I need. I need a walk."
56279, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,A little more.
56280, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"You ah, wanted to see me?"
56281, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,Well that’s good. Because you didn’t! And I’m incredibly happy for ya!!
56282, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"So y’know, uh, when’s he getting back?"
56283, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!"
56284, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,Just please stop!
56285, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Chandler there’s nothing wrong with crying! I mean you don’t have to be so macho all the time.
56286, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler,Hello! One marriage please!
56287, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Thanks.  I think you got it!
56288, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,"I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut."
56289, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,
56290, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Chandler,"All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there’s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums!  ""It’s almost as good as being there."""
56291, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"No, of course not!  ...Yeah, yeah, it is."
56292, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Oh!
56293, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Tell it to the Time Turtle!
56294, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Ross,All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. 
56295, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,"You've never said that in your life, have you?"
56296, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,What about Ben?
56297, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,"All right, fine."
56298, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,I'm so glad you liked them!
56299, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Yeah!
56300, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Joey,"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?"
56301, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,"Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right."
56302, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Aww, man! "
56303, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross, I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
56304, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,"Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able.  How much are the boxes?"
56305, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, little ‘X’s! Great! That makes up for everything!"
56306, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
56307, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well, you’re wrong! Okay, you’re wrong."
56308, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,"Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky."
56309, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,You’re gonna do some feet flirtin’!
56310, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Monica,"Yeah, I do know."
56311, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Rachel,Nope. We took her to lunch.
56312, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,"I said, ""Like what?"""
56313, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,Oh my God..
56314, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica, You need to give him money.
56315, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel," All right. All right Phoebe I will let you have him, but you owe me; you owe me big!"
56316, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Hey.
56317, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,In a minute!
56318, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey,
56319, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Absolutely! And if it doesn’t, can I get the extra ticket?"
56320, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"No! Joey, oh you’re so sweet. You’re so-so sweet, honey. But I’m not, I’m not looking for a husband."
56321, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow."
56322, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Is there a hopping bonus?
56323, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler,"I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?"
56324, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Ross,"Hey, I need a ticket."
56325, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Oh my God! I love that!
56326, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together. That’s the twentieth time today! And good luck Leslie!"
56327, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler, When I was growing up I…played the one on the far left.
56328, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,Any contact?
56329, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Joey, you are not! You’re 31."
56330, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,What does she do there?
56331, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,
56332, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one. I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store…"
56333, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages."
56334, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,I hope it’s you.
56335, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,Well what did it do?
56336, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.
56337, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"Well I assume the ah, happy couple isn’t up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?"
56338, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,Then why-why is she going to a play?!
56339, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!"
56340, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Ah actually we don’t. 
56341, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler, Hey.
56342, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater."
56343, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!"
56344, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"All right, y’know what? I-I’m sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling."
56345, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,You sure?!
56346, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,He’s in a different room! He’s really that loud?
56347, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. "
56348, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Monica,"Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because I’m going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter."
56349, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe," 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'"
56350, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"Oh wow. What, do you think maybe he’s gonna tell you that he’s gay?"
56351,,,10,Ross,
56352, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Monica,"Okay, here comes another camera."
56353, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Uh.. <forgetting what the work thing was, rolls up his sleeve on his right arm and shows Phoebe, she looks>"
56354, Ross',,9,Rachel,Oh! Molly! You're not Ross.
56355, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Chandler,"The reason we haven’t told them we’re together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?"
56356, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?
56357, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I have been working out.
56358, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!"
56359, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh.  Oh my God, is that Phoebe?"
56360, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Phoebe,You don't wanna win the lottery?
56361, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Joey,Oh ... 
56362, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece.
56363, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,No.
56364, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Do you have my credit card?
56365, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Yes, but you are dead inside."
56366, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,Awesome!
56367, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?"
56368, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out."
56369, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Y’know, it’s been a while since we’ve screamed something. Maybe we should.",8,Chandler,
56370, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,"Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a bunch of boohaki."
56371, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"
56372, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, what the hell did I know!"
56373, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Phoebe,"This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you."
56374, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean."
56375, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"Well, now I do!!"
56376, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, that’s cool. Then I’ll just bring them both over."
56377, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica," That’s because I-I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and it’s static cling. Or maybe it’s just that God knew I’d be running into you and saw an opportunity."
56378, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Really?! Aren’t you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis’ graduation party?"
56379, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Why?
56380, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?"
56381, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,"Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, you’ve been a little short with me lately. I’m not trying to irritate you."
56382, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Ross you’re not listening to me, I don’t have time to stop."
56383, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Chandler," Oh, ok."
56384, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
56385, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl."
56386, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel," Joey, do you have a minute?"
56387, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel," Well, I-I guess—I…"
56388, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
56389, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,What?
56390, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler, Were you there?
56391, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Why did I get married?!
56392, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Monica,I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
56393, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,What?
56394, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel," Oh sorry, hold on. Let me just check on the baby!"
56395, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler, Right in there!
56396, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,On how far along he's in the sex change process!
56397, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, I think there’s something you should maybe know."
56398, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Joey.
56399, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,"Mine stole my newspaper! It’s like a crime wave!!  Pheebs, you uh, you got a second."
56400, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay I didn’t get that message. So this doesn’t count—Anyway, I’ll be in my office."
56401, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Right?
56402, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey," Alright, look, I'll start, OK?"
56403, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!"
56404, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,"No-no, that’s not, that’s not me Phoebe, that’s her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F.  Best Friends Forever."
56405, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board."
56406, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots."
56407, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,Yeah?
56408, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and "
56409, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,I don’t know what to say.
56410, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe, John Glenn is here?!
56411, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel, Hmmm!
56412, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe," Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket."
56413, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why don’t you go home and wait for the thank you card?"
56414, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,"Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States."
56415, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Hm?
56416, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I'm out."
56417, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I am so gonna score.
56418, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Hi, guys."
56419, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,"See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left."
56420, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free."
56421, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Noooo!!!!
56422, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Okay so listen I’m gonna go lay down.
56423, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, sure, she was probably up all night, excited about the party she knows is happening."
56424, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Yeah that would really be great.
56425, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,"There's more beer, right?"
56426, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"-Joey, what are you doing?!"
56427, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,"I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor."
56428, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, can we just sign please?"
56429, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,No!
56430, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Ohhhh!! Gross!!
56431, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,Ha! I'm just messing with you.
56432, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,
56433, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler," Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!"
56434, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler, Some of these look a little frayed.
56435, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yep!
56436, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,You're mother killed herself!
56437, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,"Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry."
56438, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"I think there may be another reason. So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?"
56439, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,I-I forgot my underwear. 
56440, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Okay. So what? You guys would just like get together and like just say mean things about me?
56441, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"All right, see you later."
56442, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,What’s ready?
56443, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Ross,"I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight."
56444, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something?
56445, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey, Wait. Give him a minute.
56446, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"All right, who got Chandler? ‘Cause I uh, need to trade."
56447, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica," Oh, god help us."
56448, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city."
56449, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what? I am going to do something today. I’m not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I’m gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something."
56450, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that one’s actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense."
56451, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey, Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn’t get the part?
56452, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
56453, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Rachel," Hey, listen, Joey, about Molly, I really prefer if you didn't go after her."
56454, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,"I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me."
56455, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Veto. Helen?
56456, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel, OK.
56457, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?"
56458, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,"Okay... okay, maybe I will..."
56459, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,How’d the lecture go?
56460, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Well, honey that was pretty obvious."
56461, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Huh, and no cuddling."
56462, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'"
56463, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,You guys hear a ringing?
56464, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?"
56465, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,Is he still mad at us?
56466, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something."
56467, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Ross,"So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there?"
56468, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground."
56469, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,On account of my rage.
56470, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,Thank you doctor.  Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
56471, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,What's wrong? Are you okay?
56472, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler, You’re a little high maintenance.
56473, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,It's just a fur ball.
56474, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,Is that what they say on the Figure Skating Team?
56475, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Ross,Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening to me. I mean I talked for hours.  It is amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention.
56476, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Oh God…  Why don’t they put chairs back here?!
56477, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'"
56478, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!
56479, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Huh, what’s fish hooking...  Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?"
56480, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don’t think they exist."
56481, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Oh.
56482, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
56483, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,You forbid me?
56484, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, but don't touch it, because you fingers have destructive oils."
56485, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,"What, you, you really quit your job?"
56486, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?"
56487, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"No-no, oh, I’m fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking it’s tongue down my little brother’s throat!"
56488, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,Monica. 
56489, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Yeah!
56490, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
56491, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey, That noise can only me one thing.
56492, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Huh? Oh, I got this——this!"
56493, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, let’s see it!"
56494, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,I’ll be watching TV if anybody needs me. 
56495, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,"Well no wait a minute that’s not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best."
56496, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,"well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so.  You kissed me."
56497, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"So, I’m here, ready to play."
56498, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Monica, They were lovers.
56499, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
56500, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart."
56501, Rachel’s outer office," Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk,",7,Rachel,"Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?"
56502, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,Uh… Look Rach… Hey Ross is here! Hey look! It’s my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
56503, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"That’s a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?"
56504, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
56505, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,Yeah?
56506, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross, You and your ice.
56507, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,"Hey, y’know what? This is your fault! You’re the one that didn’t move his-his appointment."
56508, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Really?!
56509, the hotel conference room,,9,Rachel, It was really... great!
56510, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will."
56511, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Joey,Seven hundred bucks!
56512, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe,Get your foot off my contestant! Judge!
56513, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,"Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go."
56514, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Phoebe,
56515, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Damnit! 
56516, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,"Sounds like she’s got the ah, whole package."
56517, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"I know, I know, so it is just not a big deal."
56518, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions."
56519, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Tag? Y-You're going?  Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?"
56520, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Oh wait-wait-wait! The message is blinking. Maybe you didn't erase it.
56521, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags! 
56522, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Have you found your dress yet?
56523, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah! Oh, c'mere, Marcel! Oh, Marcel, c'mere!"
56524, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,We gotta get them out of there!
56525, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,She was a welder.
56526, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"I mean, y'know I'm just gonna have to accept it …"
56527, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler, There we go.
56528, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,What? Oh my God! To who?
56529, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Ross, Lift!! And slide!
56530, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, not without you, lover.  So, this is my bra."
56531, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!"
56532, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Enough!
56533, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler," Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch."
56534, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it."
56535, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Well, I don’t really know what that is, but let’s!!"
56536, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,Okay.
56537, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit."
56538, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
56539, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,It’s a standard issue bra clasp!
56540, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Phoebe,Hey.
56541, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just…be alone y’know to think about my mom and her suicide."
56542, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,About what?
56543, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Joey,"And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like,  'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'"
56544, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?"
56545, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Rach, have you never done this before?"
56546, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It’s okay, I mean I—look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!"
56547, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?"
56548, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Oh?
56549, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, You son of a bitch!
56550, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Fine, fine. "
56551, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey sweetie!
56552, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! 
56553, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So! Ross doesn’t really decorate his tree with floss, but you don’t hear him complaining do you? God! "
56554, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Excuse me?
56555, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Because I’m not.
56556, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Oh, you’re one of those. But y’know what? I have two sisters of my own and we just-just tortured each other."
56557, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,Yes! It’s flown into your blouse and you’d better undo your buttons lest it sting you!
56558, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s a very large plane."
56559, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have."
56560, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you..."
56561, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough."
56562, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross, What?
56563, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please..."
56564, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Rachel,Really?
56565, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I can't wait!"
56566, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,Oh yeah… 
56567, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,"Y’know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over…"
56568, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"Psss, that is whack!"
56569, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh that’s right. You’re the talker.  Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues."
56570, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, does it involve something to do with Pete’s computer company?"
56571, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,Just kidding!
56572, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,No it's not.
56573, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey, There’s like-there’s like 300 bucks in this one!
56574, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up."
56575, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist."
56576, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,What?
56577, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,What else do they add smell too?
56578, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey, Hey!
56579, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, dime!  Oh my God, this is a police badge!"
56580, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year."
56581, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross,"Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. "
56582, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah, but I love you more. Besides y’know, nothing goes with Bing. So I’m screwed. I mean…  You want a cousin right now?!"
56583, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?"
56584, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,How much?
56585, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica, That's insurance fraud.
56586, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,I am trying!
56587, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,Why are we in bed together?
56588, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe, Oooh! You are a very bad man!
56589, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, ""See you ladle."" "
56590, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross, Really?
56591, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?"
56592, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,Mmm hmm.
56593, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey...! Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
56594, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,"Well, it needs to be plicit."
56595, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!"
56596, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,I think that would be best.
56597, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,We don’t know what could make this go away.
56598, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross, In your mouth?!
56599, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!
56600, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel, Hey guys! What’s up?
56601, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, all right, I’ll play."
56602, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Emma's down for the night.
56603, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler," OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down."
56604, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Ow, that had to hurt!"
56605, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey,No.  I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill!
56606, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,"This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!"
56607, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Ross,Phoebe really likes the bike huh?
56608, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross," Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?"
56609, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"You said that she was, I just didn’t disagree with you."
56610, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg."
56611, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking."
56612, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!"
56613, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Joey,Both of us? 
56614, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Bye. 
56615, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel," Yeah, he dumped me. He said, ""Rachel, I can’t do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I can’t do this. I’m married and I’m sorry."" And then I don’t know why but he said, ""and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."""
56616, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Yeah, so?"
56617, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Monica, Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
56618, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Chandler,"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?"
56619, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!"
56620, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,Yeah? Sometimes it's… 
56621, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact."
56622, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves."
56623, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I’ll  Joey Trrrribbiani!"
56624, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"I know, it's great!"
56625, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. What's this? "
56626, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Chandler,"That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?"
56627, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?"
56628, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just ."
56629, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,Janice is gonna go away now.
56630, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,Pants off Bing!
56631, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross," Ohh. Oh, protection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot."
56632, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,"So, does that mean the audition is off?"
56633, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Yeah, I'm an actor."
56634, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I’m gonna be saying…"
56635, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,Just go get some! 
56636, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,It’s Robert Bobby.
56637, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe," Are you kidding, I love it!"
56638, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,"I don’t know, my hand feels weird. I guess it’s because, I’m engaged!  How long before it starts getting annoying?"
56639, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe," For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport."
56640, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,"I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. ""Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."""
56641, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Chandler,"Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights."
56642, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross, Yeah...
56643, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,Shut up!
56644, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,"Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?"
56645, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?"
56646, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,"So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises."
56647, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica," Okay, here’s your penis!"
56648, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,In the hall.
56649, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,I-I wasn’t in that.
56650, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,"I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?"
56651, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,"Well, it was loong. I didn’t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head.  Anyway, she didn’t want to stay. I called a cab; she just left."
56652, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo."
56653, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Fine! I’ll call Zurich and move some money around.
56654, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools?
56655, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,No you didn’t.
56656, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,Yeah!
56657, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica," Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!"
56658, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Tell me more.
56659, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,Damnit! Damnit!! Here’s your fifty bucks! 
56660, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler, Why to save your dignity my man.
56661, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah! That was so weird, huh?"
56662, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,"I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?"
56663, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,That’s my first name.
56664, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Monica,"Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies! "
56665, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! "
56666, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, you thought ‘See you Saturday’ was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me."
56667, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Y’know, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. "
56668, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? 
56669, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?"
56670, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,You won awards?
56671, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Ross,
56672, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Hey, Charlie!"
56673, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Rachel,I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.
56674, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?"
56675, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Why do you do it?
56676, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,You're filthy!
56677, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in…  Actually, thanks!"
56678, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?"
56679, Central Perk," the gang’s putting their coats on to leave,",3,Joey,"Ah, he can’t make it, he said he had to his... "
56680, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
56681, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Monica,"Yeah, I changed them. I-I sent you a fax about it!"
56682, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Chandler,"Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! You’re the worst best man ever!"
56683, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
56684, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,Peter Parker.
56685, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean..."
56686, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,Oh.
56687, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn’t want you?"
56688, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,**  Hey!
56689, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,Hexadrin. 
56690, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,Yeah?
56691, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!"
56692, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Rachel," I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!"
56693, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,I know...
56694, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!"
56695, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Monica,Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
56696, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Monica,Hi!
56697, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,Yes that was a nice place!
56698, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Hey, maybe that's for the best."
56699, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now."
56700, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"Oh, oh, I love that Japanese place."
56701, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"Well, can I just…"
56702, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"Umm ma’am, do you have a minute?  I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa."
56703, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Yeah! I got my girls.
56704, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,It's really starting to hurt.
56705, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I’m wearing his briefs right now.
56706, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,It’s not a library...
56707, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t know, I don’t have anyone right now. Y’know?"
56708, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!"
56709, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, my friend, Bonnie. She just always thought Ross was really cute, and now that you two aren’t together, she asked if I could set it up, but if you’re not cool with it..."
56710, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?"
56711, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,"Which I may say, right now, is out of control."
56712, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Okay, I’m going to go stand over there. "
56713, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Hey Phoebe!
56714, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Monica,"Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!"
56715, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Chandler,You told him to play the boxer gay!!
56716, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Ross!
56717, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Phoebe,"All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!"
56718, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross," Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?"
56719, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, that’s really just for me.  Okay. So, why don’t you go into your room and try these on and we’ll see—get a better idea of what’s gonna work."
56720, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh, little party favours, check it out! "
56721, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Careful, watch her hair. WATCH HER HAIR!"
56722, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,"Duh, where've you been?"
56723, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Chandler,Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.
56724, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,What?
56725, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!"
56726, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,"Well honey, I’m late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?"
56727, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know! 
56728, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,No! You can’t do that!
56729, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,Terrified. 
56730, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are."
56731, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her?  No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!"
56732, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Chandler,"And, a lemon lime."
56733, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn’t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts."
56734, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Give it. Give it.
56735, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, but, your-your mad."
56736, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,"Oh no, you see we’re on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?"
56737, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Oh my God! Let me see. 
56738, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, yeah. Then what are you going to put on top of that?"
56739, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with."
56740, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, come on! I think he’s ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk."
56741, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two."
56742, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel," Pheebs, I wanna ask you something."
56743, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,The three of us?
56744, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"But y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. Y’know, it’ll be like college, I’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, ""Come back later, I’m gettin’ lucky."" "
56745, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him."
56746, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,Hi!
56747, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,That's me.
56748, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,What are you doing up?
56749, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays."
56750, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,I'm sorry too... 
56751, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it.  Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!"
56752, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, pretty good."
56753, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
56754, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Are you gonna open the presents without Chandler?
56755, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,"Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!"
56756, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel, What?!
56757, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,But I didn't.
56758, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey," Look, it's too late, and I got an audition. I can't shop anymore! I..."
56759, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler, Have you seen Joey?
56760, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you’re just a girl in a tub!"
56761, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,So what’s the final head count on my baby shower?
56762, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”"
56763, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,We're here!
56764, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,I know I love you! 
56765, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Why?
56766, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe, Yes, I typed that earlier, We’re seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing,",7,Phoebe,Eeee!!! Eee!! Eee!!
56767, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,I do too! I missed you!
56768, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?"
56769, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, that’s the word I use when I can’t remember the real thing."
56770, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Well, now we got a reason."
56771, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,Yes.
56772, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!
56773, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe, He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!
56774, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Aw—oh, that’s right. Are-are you gonna be okay?"
56775, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule.  Oh, can't you make an exception?"""
56776, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,"Oh we were, but that was just a , I mean that was just a big drunken mistake."
56777, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,Third one from the left?
56778, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Monica,"He is right, isn’t he?"
56779, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through."
56780, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,Really?
56781, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,That’s right!
56782, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"No-no-no, no!"
56783, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,"I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go.  Mark, I need you!"
56784, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable."
56785, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I’m trying to win her over, so I was wondering if.."
56786, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?"
56787, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,That thing that I have to do to make a baby. I faked it.
56788, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"Oh, who cares, they still love me! ""I am so excited..."""
56789, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Paolo. Hi.
56790, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Well, I kinda half to. I mean, because the thing is…"
56791, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey,"Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball!  Well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!"
56792, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,Eh-wh—Excuse me?
56793, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. I meant no."
56794, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!
56795, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross, OH NO!
56796, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Chandler,"All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!"
56797, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? 
56798, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Monica," Look at them, they're-they're panicked!"
56799, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore."
56800, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Rachel,"Ohhhh, I cannot look at it! "
56801, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Feminist issue. That's where I went!
56802, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Rachel,"Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these."
56803, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, we have to!"
56804, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,What?
56805, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,"How bad you wanna smoke, right now."
56806, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,Why two?
56807, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"Listen also we’re uh, we’re watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over."
56808, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Right. Except that I do want to get married.
56809, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,And that's... how... it's done!
56810, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!
56811, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,You have chalk on your face.
56812, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,What?  Why?
56813, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. ."
56814, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"That’s it, your doing great."
56815, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,I know. I know.
56816, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,What about Emma? We don't have a nanny.
56817, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,You can't move at all?
56818, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Okay, guys."
56819, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel," Honey, I was wondering...."
56820, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel," Well, people are different."
56821, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, it’s already generating Oscar buzz."
56822, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,I can't believe you did that!
56823, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Rachel,I am so gonna miss watching you freak people out like that!
56824, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Monica,I wanna wear this everyday.
56825, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don’t get along?"
56826, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, witty banter. Well done."
56827, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler,He’s taking off her coat!
56828, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,
56829, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"Is it Ross? It’s Ross isn’t it—Oh my God, it’s Joey!"
56830, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Do you uh, do you talk about me?"
56831, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean you’re not the only ones on your honeymoon!
56832, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.
56833, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,Hmm-hmm. 
56834, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler," Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it."
56835, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Oh don’t even ask!
56836, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you!  Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!"
56837, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,And we didn’t have sex.
56838, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?"
56839, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Chandler, look they’re actors. They’re there to do a job, just ‘cause they work together, doesn’t mean they’re gonna get together. I mean just ‘cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen with them."
56840, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Wow, you’re, you’re right. I have a horrible, horrible name."
56841, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler," Oh, y’know, y’know what Pheebs?"
56842, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"Well, how much do you think he needs?"
56843, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door,4,Monica,No?
56844, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted."
56845, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"No, please, please, um, it’s for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world."
56846, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?"
56847, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. "
56848, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Okay!
56849, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Joey,"It can’t be me, I’m standing right here."
56850, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Ross,You got me a cola drink?
56851, Mattress King," Monica is trying to return her bed,",3,Monica,"Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I’m the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed."
56852, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Joey,They're here already?
56853, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Oh, umm, I was just y’know working out and umm… Oh, that’s it."
56854, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.
56855, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Oh! Well, what kind of emergency that gets us both out of here?"
56856, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,"And well, what did she say?"
56857, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,"Ohh, umm, y'know what, I already ate."
56858, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours."
56859, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Well then maybe you shouldn't go.
56860, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, okay.  Wait a minute. Uh Ben, I can’t do it."
56861, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!"
56862, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,Hey you guys I got some bad news. 
56863, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,No it's not. We had an inspection and they didn't find anything.
56864, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,What?
56865, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Let her know I like her? What are you, insane?  I'm right, right?"
56866, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"It’s a good thing I didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding.  Okay, good night"
56867, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe," Okay, there."
56868, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,Hey!
56869, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,You’re still gonna go out with her?!
56870, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,MY SANDWICH!!!!!! 
56871, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,"Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence…"
56872, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,There were times when it wasn't even me.
56873, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey, Hello?
56874, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,Okay.
56875, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Okay, well, that… Wow, okay, well, umm…then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again."
56876, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,What?
56877, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,Why don't you turn them inside ou...
56878, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
56879, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,Why not?
56880, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,How are you? 
56881, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe," Yeah, yeah!"
56882, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"Well, can’t you at least stall her a little? I’ll-I’ll go back to some of the places I went last night."
56883, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,I don’t want to do that.
56884, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Right. Wow!
56885, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler, Hey!
56886, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Come on! It’ll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and… Paul probably…"
56887, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
56888, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, 'cause now I have to go down there, and deal with them."
56889, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,Yeah!
56890, Nana's house," Ross, Mrs, Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes,",1,Ross,Here's my retainer!
56891, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,"Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?"
56892, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,You said no right?!
56893, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,"Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning."
56894, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
56895, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Phoebe, You guys are the best!
56896, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Okay. How about in that cabinet?
56897, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,Hey!
56898, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,I do it every year.
56899, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,"Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. "
56900, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,Yeah. I guess. 
56901, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words ."
56902, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Do you uh, do you talk about me?"
56903, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,
56904, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,…also I was the point person on my company’s transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.
56905, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,I.. I.. I need a good lie.
56906, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know.. "
56907, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"Well, I tell you what. Why don’t we uh, why don’t we just stay here? Let’s not see a movie, we’ll just hang."
56908, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.
56909, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
56910, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?"
56911, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Haaaaa! Hey-hey, thanks for stopping our ball."
56912, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Oh, I don’t know, I guess, Chris O’Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson."
56913, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Really?!
56914, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Chandler,Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
56915, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Sure.
56916, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,I got off the plane.
56917, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,"Yeah but uh… Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but there’s something else.  Rachel’s pregnant."
56918, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
56919, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Ross,You take care Jill.
56920, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Wow, you look…"
56921, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Phoebe,Another lie. You have a sickness!
56922, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,So have you called her yet?
56923, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,That hot girl from their wedding?
56924, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Yeah, okay, Scott!"
56925, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,
56926, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,"Oh! Hey, Rach!"
56927, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, so do a lot of people."
56928, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Ben, its Rachel!  But whatever."
56929, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested."
56930, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,"I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films. "
56931, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,Okay!
56932, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too."
56933, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross," What?! I wh-, what’s wrong?"
56934, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Should I leave this open for you too?
56935, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?"
56936, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay,  this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!"
56937, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there."
56938, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!"
56939, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,Huh?
56940, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"Hey, where are you going?"
56941, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I’m gonna open up my own massage place and Frank’s gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesn’t have to quit school!
56942, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,"Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!"
56943, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Wh—Phoebe!!
56944, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,Really?
56945, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!"
56946, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Chandler,�Pudo aver sido General Tso! 
56947, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Wow, y'know if Joey and Chandler walked in right now, we could make a fortune! "
56948, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!"
56949, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,"Ok, well, this was very special."
56950, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Feminine stuff.
56951, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,That’s a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
56952, Central Perk,,9,Monica,No. I can't be away from you for that long.
56953, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,You said it was okay!
56954, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs."
56955, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Rachel,"High-five, the babies are coming! "
56956, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross, You don’t think it’s a little crazy that you get all my points just ‘cause you…
56957, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,You're not going to believe this!
56958, Central Perk,,9,Ross, Are you wearing two belts?
56959, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Ross,"What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box."
56960, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast."
56961, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,It’s nice.
56962, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep."
56963, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Chandler, I get pedicures!
56964, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Chandler,You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!
56965, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross, These are amazing!
56966, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Sure...
56967, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Joey,"Great story!  But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea...  Oh man, "
56968, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,It-it’s great to meet you Paul.
56969, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves."
56970, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Rachel,Come on!
56971, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,
56972, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Because he's stealing from me!
56973, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,Okay.
56974, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Joey,
56975, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Really?!
56976, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey," Oh-ho, and mine!"
56977, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,Viva Las Gaygas!
56978, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Well I’m sorry but, that-that’s really not my problem."
56979, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,"Well, I’m miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!"
56980, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,Thread!
56981, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Bye!
56982, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica, I can’t believe you’re getting married!
56983, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,"Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someone’s eye out!"
56984, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"I-I am not uptight—Hey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man."
56985, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,
56986, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
56987, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,So how are things going with you?
56988, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,Is there somebody else?
56989, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,"Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom."
56990, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?
56991, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
56992, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,Three? You guys were worried I wouldn’t even have one!
56993, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,See? This is why you register.
56994, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, come to papa."
56995, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,I’m sorry. 
56996, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Just uh, do the right thing. "
56997, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,"Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count."
56998, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,No!
56999, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,What was that?
57000, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross," ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?"
57001, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Joey,We just got the message.
57002, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!"
57003, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?"
57004, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Chandler, What?
57005, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh. No that’s okay, he’s a friend."
57006, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Wow, you worked in a mine?"
57007, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Do you like it?
57008, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Chandler,"Okay. Uh, we’ll dim the lights, dim the lights. "
57009, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,What-what is it?!
57010, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,"Okay? Whoa, wait! "
57011, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!"
57012, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Chandler,Just tell her the truth! Tell her you’re not ready.
57013, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,I know. 
57014, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Ross,Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too?
57015, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Monica,"Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!"
57016, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"Yes. Yes, he says I’m damaged goods."
57017, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"Pheebs, how’s it going?"
57018, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,No that’s all right. Don’t worry about it.
57019, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
57020, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, so please, please, please, don’t say anything to Chandler."
57021, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map."
57022, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
57023, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,No.
57024, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl."
57025, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,You really should have been more clear about that!
57026, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
57027, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel, Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
57028, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What do you mean, like, buy it together?"
57029, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
57030, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,Hi Pheebs!
57031, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Well, Rachel's having drinks with him tonight."
57032, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,You gave her food poisoning!?
57033, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey," Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?"
57034, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,Who are they killing off?
57035, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Why?!
57036, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles."
57037, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,You did it! You got ordained?!
57038, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she’s done."
57039, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,Hi.
57040, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Same difference.
57041,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,Thanks. 
57042, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Well, what happened?"
57043, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
57044, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh… I’m sorry. I… I-I don’t mean—I didn’t mean to stifle you. I… This is all just a little overwhelming.
57045, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"All right, there you go!"
57046, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no."
57047, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe,"Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. "
57048, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,Rachel!
57049, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"Rift’s. Yeah, I know."
57050, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,Yeah.
57051, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?"
57052, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"You guys were right. He’s just too excited about…everything. I mean I’m all for living life, but this is the Geller’s 35th anniversary. Okay? Let’s call a spade a spade this party stinks."
57053, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,Tribbiani.
57054, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!"
57055, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,That's what it seemed like.
57056, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Really?
57057, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,Ok. Monica?
57058, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
57059, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!"
57060, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,No.
57061, DOOL set,,9,Joey, Man With Eye Patch! You get in there and you do your job.
57062, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?"
57063, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,"Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. "
57064, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex."
57065, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Yeah.
57066, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Joey,"But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. "
57067, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo."
57068, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive."
57069, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,With?
57070, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don’t wanna look stupid!"
57071, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Joey,Hey!
57072, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Rachel,Oh I don’t-I don’t know.
57073, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,A-A day.
57074, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,He broke that.
57075, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!"
57076, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,She's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
57077, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,You can see where he'd have trouble.
57078, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Rachel, Yes! Did you see that?
57079, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh! It’s okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are."
57080, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper,",9,Monica,"You are!  Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?"
57081, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel, Oh my God!
57082, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No! No. Don’t do that, just next time make sure she really likes me."
57083, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Hey!
57084, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
57085, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,"Oh, of course!"
57086, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Joey,"Y’know, we don’t have to imagine."
57087, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah! With who?
57088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey, Maybe you’ll order a little sangria?
57089, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!
57090, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!"
57091, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys."
57092, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh we-we didn’t.
57093, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.  Call Rachel."
57094, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8."
57095, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"Y’know what? Y’know what? Rachel, just-just drop it."
57096, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,That's what we were gonna name the baby.
57097, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica," Oh, we are so lucky!"
57098, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,"Uh, Rach?"
57099, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,"Well, I was thinking that it’d probably be okay because Ross hasn’t gone out with Rachel in five years!"
57100, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,Who knows?
57101, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Joey,"Dude, tell me she actually told you this."
57102, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,With Carol?  Oh.
57103, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,What?!
57104, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, actually that’s my roommate’s."
57105, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,And I’m cute too.
57106, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Okay so, by melting, you meant melting."
57107, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.
57108, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Rachel," Hi, remember us?"
57109, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel, I did!
57110, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,
57111, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,Totally. I’m like 90/10.
57112, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,Goodnight
57113, Piano bar,,9,Phoebe,"Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyone"
57114, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said.  Where is that other earring?"
57115, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Hey!
57116, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Two brothers, one died!"
57117, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!"
57118, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,"Yeah, well, I guess I have forgotten about Joey and clearly you've forgotten about Chandler!"
57119, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,You didn’t tell her did you?
57120, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me."
57121, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"You know, once you’re inside, you don’t have to knock any more."
57122, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Yeah...
57123, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,
57124, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,"Oh, I’ll have some!"
57125, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey,Fine.
57126, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Rachel,Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
57127, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"So you guys go, have a really good time."
57128, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Okay.  I wanna quit the gym.
57129, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Or Carol! But they’re funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
57130, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel," So, uh, he's back."
57131, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
57132, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,"They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?"
57133, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,Like what?
57134, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Okay, you look in the kitchen, I will look in the back closet."
57135, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,This is Patrick.
57136, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel,No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
57137, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,What dog? There-there's no dog here.
57138, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Because that would be crazy?
57139, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. "
57140, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,They're these prototype sneakers and come up with ideas on how to sell them which I can't do because no self-respecting adult would ever where these.
57141, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break."
57142, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Ross, you’re tired. You’ve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this."
57143, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Joey,"He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes."
57144, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Okay, here you go.  I have two queens, what do you have?"
57145, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers."
57146, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m gonna get fired!"
57147, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"NO, NO, NOOO!"
57148, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
57149, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,Huh?
57150, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,What are you doing up?
57151, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey, Hey!
57152, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,You don’t know do you?
57153, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Hello.
57154, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"No, sorry."
57155, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"Well, who wouldn’t?!"
57156, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Monica,"Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?"
57157, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry! Do you need the phone?"
57158, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,
57159, The museum," Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids,",4,Joey,"Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here,  Okay, moving right along. Come on."
57160, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe, Is it Chandler?
57161, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,It can’t happen like this. Okay? I’ll meet you back at the hotel.
57162, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica," Nope. Okay, colors that don’t work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple."
57163, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,Yes.
57164, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I don’t think so Joe."
57165, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!
57166, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,Hey. Where've you been?
57167, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,What do you mean?
57168, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Okay. 
57169, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,"Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?"
57170, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?"
57171, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!"
57172, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Guest.
57173, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Does he not make enough money?
57174, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Well don’t you have that big date tonight?
57175, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler,"I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!"
57176, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Yeah. 
57177, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-you’ve been through so much since then. And right now you’ve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Can’t you just let this go?
57178, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,I’m sayin’ I see a difference.
57179, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Joey, Did that guy really make that joke?
57180, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Monica,That’s right.
57181, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Cassie?
57182, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"Why not?  You’ll feel better!  I’ll feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes."
57183, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No.
57184, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,But my apartment!
57185, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,You should! How is she?
57186, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,No I didn’t.
57187, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh no! Why not?
57188, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Yeah!
57189, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,What-what’s going on?
57190, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,What the hell is in there?
57191, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. "
57192, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so…"
57193, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,I’m a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.
57194, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don’t ya?"
57195, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Ross,"Ah, somebody’s at the door on the ceiling."
57196, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"I’m just saying it’s been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!"
57197, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,"Umm. Umm, I’m-I’m just gonna—"
57198, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Chandler,"I am so, so, so, so sorry!"
57199, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,"We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding."
57200, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, Gene."
57201, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash."
57202, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Joey,"Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?"
57203, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
57204, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain."
57205, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,...little playthings with yarn?
57206, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,"Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!"
57207, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘Quiet, bitch.’"
57208, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,Arghhhh!!!!!!
57209, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Chandler,Without my toe?! I need my toe!
57210, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,"Okay, I’ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?"
57211, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Chandler,Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
57212, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel, through the glass doors.
57213, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, I can’t believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on I’m never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!"
57214, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
57215, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler," But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!"
57216, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Monica," Hey umm, what’s this?"
57217, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,She didn’t photograph well!
57218, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,You're okay there?
57219, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,1250.
57220, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,And the sex?
57221, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I’m talking about it.  Don’t-don’t you—Wh—Wha—Hey!!"
57222, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,"Hi. Sorry we're late but we were—well, there was touching."
57223, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica, Why don't you just go out with her!
57224, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Ross, Excuse me?
57225, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Joey,Me too! Me too! Me too! 
57226, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,"Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back-  come here, Marcel-"
57227, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,
57228, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom won’t let me cross the street."
57229, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel, Oh my God! I can’t believe you guys are actually think you’re moving in here!
57230, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,And that makes you angry because…
57231, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Look, I just don’t think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Y’know? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Y’know? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?"
57232, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"No, I almost did, couldn’t leave Ross there without a spotter!"
57233, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny."
57234, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.
57235, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Oh yes, it’s me! Sorry!"
57236, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,Oh...  Oh my God. He remembered.
57237, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Ross, Good morning. Nice breasts by the way.
57238, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,I wasn’t trying to open your closet! I wasn’t trying to open your closet! I swear! 
57239, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Yeah. I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey.
57240, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,What else?
57241, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,I can’t say that I’m surprised.
57242, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"Ross, how could you let this happen?"
57243, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross,No! 
57244, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!"
57245, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"Huh, wanna bet?"
57246, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Yeah, I'm good."
57247, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,Oh really? Like what Monica?
57248, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,"I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a big mistake now, is it?"
57249, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,Why?
57250, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel, You’re not the man who left the cell phone.
57251, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
57252, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"W-What are you, what are you talking about?"
57253, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,"I know and I was going to, but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel’s father. Look I…I made a mistake, but it’s only because I really, really like you. Really!"
57254, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Does it matter?!
57255, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Oh, you're right."
57256, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,Carol's pregnant.
57257, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing...."
57258, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lot’s and lot’s of love."
57259, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! "
57260, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Wow! I don’t remember him. Honey, are you sure you’re not talking about your imaginary boyfriend."
57261, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!
57262, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Joey,"Dude, you soooo need this car."
57263, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?"
57264, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross, Hey!
57265, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross, What's going on?
57266, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, Hello.
57267, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont !"
57268, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Not-not really. Th-th-there was just Carol.
57269, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, I’m dying."
57270, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,"Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?"
57271, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’m not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
57272, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"Okay, I'm working on my flirting."
57273, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Oh, thank you.  Rachel!!!!"
57274, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Phoebe,"From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'"
57275, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,Who was that?
57276, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Well, I don't know."
57277, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,I’m not your best friend?
57278, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"No-no, that wasn’t me!  The selection of underwear we carry."
57279, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
57280, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Chandler,What?
57281, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that one’s actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense."
57282, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh no, I am mad at you. I know that much. But, I am sorry about the fat ass thing. You actually have a very sweet little hiney."
57283, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,Ahhh.
57284, Rachel's office,,3,Rachel, Ross!
57285, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Ross,Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.
57286, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe, Maybe your scene's coming up?
57287, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler," Okay, here we go."
57288, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Oh well. It probably would’ve been the most constructive solution.
57289, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!"
57290, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea."
57291, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ross, she’s not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind."
57292, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Oh!
57293, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Oh man!
57294, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Rachel,No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.
57295, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Oooh, the next part’s the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub..."
57296, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Monica,"Nothing, I don’t know."
57297, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,"Hey, I’m going for sushi does anybody want..  Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp."
57298, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell...  Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?"
57299, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica, Hey guys.
57300, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,"What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra."
57301, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,"Oh, honey, the earrings…"
57302, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,There are snow cones!  Snow cones! Yuck!
57303, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out."
57304, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there.  Joey was there too."
57305, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,FOOTBALL!
57306, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Okay, see now, what I just heard blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah."
57307, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
57308, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo."
57309, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler," Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]"
57310, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Phoebe,You tired Chandler?
57311, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Joey,Cool!!
57312, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Ugh! Well, y’know, we were away…"
57313, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything."
57314, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,Yeah. I guess I can cut him some slack.
57315, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Yes, I’ve done my studying and I really know my stuff."
57316, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,"I know, I still need to talk to you."
57317, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,Ouh… 
57318, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Oh my God. And that works?!
57319, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,Skidmark’s still got a way with the ladies.
57320, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Clogs.
57321, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I'm sure."
57322, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"All right, let’s break this down. What exactly did he say to you?"
57323, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Okay, good."
57324, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, I-I might’ve said supergay."
57325, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Anything I can do to help?
57326, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"Here we come, walkin' down the—this doesn't smell like Mom's."
57327, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,Oh.
57328, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,"Joey, we had a deal. That-that’s why you’re here! I’ve got to fire you!"
57329, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Yeah!!
57330, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!"
57331, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Y’know what? I can’t believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
57332, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,Yeah!
57333, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Oh, so who won?"
57334, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"Well, I used to date him, but you’re still going out with her!"
57335, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,Well what… Y’know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna go over there; I’m gonna kick his ass!  Will you help me?!
57336, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Phoebe,"That’s all right, that’s well, I figured.... "
57337, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler, What are you guys talking about?
57338, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica,"What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?"
57339, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!
57340, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,Thanks!
57341, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Ooh, that's a great plan!"
57342, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey! Joey Tribbiani."
57343, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,Oh my God! Look at this!
57344, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hi, honey."
57345, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
57346, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,Ya wanna hang back and take our own cab?
57347, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Please, please I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today."
57348, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
57349, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone."
57350, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh, sorry."
57351, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. "
57352, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,Our kids are gonna be fat aren’t they.
57353, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.
57354, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,"Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her."
57355, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Joey,That’s it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
57356, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Yeah, you’re right. Okay look, listen, let’s talk about what a huge star I’m gonna be!"
57357, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, so maybe you don’t get her a ring. Maybe you-maybe you do something different. Y’know? Maybe you get her an engagement bracelet, y’know? Or an engagement tiara? Or—ooh! An engagement Revolutionary War musket! (Picks one up from the display in the corner."
57358, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel,"You guys, there’s a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!"
57359, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,What are you talking about?
57360, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go."
57361, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*Umm?"
57362, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh,  and you?"
57363, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Okay. Just give us a second. Ross! 
57364, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Joey,Can you believe they're still not here?
57365, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no-no-no-no, vomit tux! No-no, vomit tux!"
57366, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
57367, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,"Hey, I’m going for sushi does anybody want..  Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp."
57368, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,So go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
57369, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe,Ooh! We have a problem.
57370, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,"Well, I’m miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!"
57371, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
57372, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Wha—What?
57373, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,"Yeah, what, do you think we’re stupid?"
57374, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Thank you. 
57375, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,There's an image.
57376, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Not bad.
57377, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!"
57378, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe, Really? That hadn't occurred to me.
57379, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,All right. 
57380, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,"Oh, really, let me see, let me see."
57381, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,"No, but it’s-it’s-it’s hot!"
57382, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,Yeah.
57383, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Okay, great."
57384, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Chandler,I stole Monica’s and changed the name.
57385, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, we’re getting married, married; not sixth grade married."
57386, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll."
57387, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,"I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral…"
57388, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey," I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!"
57389, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,Joey.
57390, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived!  Here."
57391, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Well, when it’s not right, you know it."
57392, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,What?!
57393, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,"You damn right I am, I've been waiting for a cookie for 7 minutes."
57394, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,What? What’s going on?
57395, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,How is that important?
57396, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients."
57397, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,…and it was Ernst Muhlbrat who first hypothesized that the Velociraptor would expand it’s collar and emit a high pitched noise to frighten it’s predator.  Yes Mr. Lewis?
57398, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel, I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!
57399, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh! Well, if that’s what you want…"
57400, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,You okay?
57401, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Well, actually it's just from me."
57402, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel, Are you okay?
57403, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,And you’re still not attracted to him at all?
57404, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,Hey!
57405, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,Hello?  I guess we can bet one more time.
57406, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Oh, that's great. Look at that."
57407, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"No! No, you know what? "
57408, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,All right. 
57409, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,She is so hot!
57410, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel, Oh... That's true.
57411, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?"
57412, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,I so wanna be attracted to you.
57413, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,Your make-up!
57414, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,Yeah.
57415, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"No, it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple. And this alarm started going off in my head 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'"
57416, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,"Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman…"
57417, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,I have actually not heard of that.
57418, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel," Um... unless, unless I use yours."
57419, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any stupid comets. Can we go now? I mean, Chandler’s getting chilly. "
57420, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,Yeah. Right.
57421, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Rachel,Oh! Ross is sooo great!
57422, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"Oh, where are you guys going?"
57423, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, oh, she went to the salon alright..."
57424, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah...
57425, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Well umm…
57426, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like ""Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy""."
57427, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Isn’t this amazing?
57428, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Rachel,Why?! Why not?!
57429, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Yes!
57430, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Joey,Hey!
57431, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Whoops.  Oh, hey, do you need help with that?"
57432, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey," Hey dude, it’s me."
57433, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I love you Hexadrin! "
57434, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a ""doctor…"""
57435, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Monica,I used to love to play restaurant.
57436, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs, about your mom..."
57437, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate."
57438, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Well it’s…I mean I’d just—I’d be self-conscious. You’re my friend; I’d be naked.
57439, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are."
57440, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
57441, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler," Ross, ten o'clock."
57442, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him."
57443, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working."
57444, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Did Rachel find you?
57445, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight."
57446, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Really?
57447, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs."
57448, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,I do? 
57449, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,That’s ‘help’ spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
57450, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
57451, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing.  Is this actually a lunchbox?"
57452, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,"Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors."
57453, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, you’re all set."
57454, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross, No!
57455, Ross',,9,Rachel,You�ve being seeing someone?
57456, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,SHE'S YOURS!
57457, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,This one right here. 
57458, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him."
57459, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross," This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!"
57460, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,And that’s not against your oath?!
57461, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think."
57462, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,So do we!! So do we!!  I’m sorry you had to see that.
57463, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"Oh, I think so."
57464, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea."
57465, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,"This is great!  Helen, could you come in here for a moment?"
57466, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand."
57467, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Okay.
57468, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Chandler,"You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom..."
57469, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Hey, you only heard Monica�s side of that. That little fatso was a terror."
57470, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?"
57471, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"What?! I’m Chandler!  Oh, that’s Richard!"
57472, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Phoebe,What am I sitting on?
57473, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
57474, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,To pay for the gym.
57475, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Rachel,"Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old."
57476, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Joey,Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony!  is for party time.
57477, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Sandy, that's exactly what it is..."
57478, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Okay, great! Umm, okay, just turn around."
57479, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,Yuh-huh.
57480, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Tell it to the Time Turtle!
57481, Ross�,,9,Ross,We�ll see.
57482, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I guess you don�t need my help Victor Victoria!"
57483, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"It’s-it’s about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually."
57484, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I should have told you."
57485, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey," I gotta get one, too."
57486, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Look, I know what's going on here, okay, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do."
57487, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe, Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we’re on?
57488, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Monica,I think you’re done.
57489, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey, I don’t know. Why? Did you hear something?
57490, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler," Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm."
57491, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great. "
57492, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? "
57493, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, it is."
57494, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Right. Good night.
57495, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,Oh..
57496, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,Come on! Who has the biggest boobs?
57497, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didn’t ask me to go do it with her in the vault."
57498, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!"
57499, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Chandler,You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!
57500, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel," Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!"
57501, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
57502, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel," Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!"
57503, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,I'm not moving out.
57504, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,What?!
57505, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,Still thinking about it huh?
57506, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,Mustached bastard…
57507, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Really?! Uhh, what color is it?"
57508, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,Oh y’know what? Y’know what? Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman’s and get it half off. This place is so overpriced.
57509, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,"Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. "
57510, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Ohh! 
57511, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Phoebe,"Woof, woof."
57512, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,I am not gonna answer that!
57513, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,Hi!
57514, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel, Oh God!
57515, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,What? What did you take a picture of?
57516, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? "
57517, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey,"Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!"
57518, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe," Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that."
57519, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order."
57520, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,What?!
57521, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross,Me too!
57522, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler," Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again."
57523, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,I know.
57524, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe," Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye."
57525, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,I surely do!
57526, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,How-how did that happen?
57527, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Chandler,I’m an alien. I’m an alien.
57528, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,Yeah.
57529, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,I don’t know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
57530, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,Hi Pheebs.
57531, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Okay, I asked for the news, not the weather."
57532, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
57533, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,Are they in love?
57534, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey, Wow!!
57535, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,…betrothed couple.
57536, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Chandler,Looks like Joey is doing allright with her.
57537, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Jurassic Park could happen.
57538, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…"
57539, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Oh, that’s, that’s ah, one of the old ones, he’s just taking it to the back."
57540, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Merry Christmas.
57541, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,Who’s Mr. Girabaldi?
57542, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, do you want to break a dying woman’s heart?"
57543, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don’t know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?"
57544, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Yeah.
57545, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Okay. 
57546, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,So was it a lot more money?
57547, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,Yeah?
57548, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Yes you can!
57549, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!"
57550, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Monica,What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?
57551, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okay—I’m scared for my health!"
57552, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,Hey! Maybe the monkey will be at the audition!
57553, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Chandler,Hey!
57554, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, thank you for meeting with me."
57555, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,No.  wait a minute what was the little mermaid?
57556, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,What?
57557, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,Okay.
57558, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!"
57559, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Oh God!
57560, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,Yeah. We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.
57561, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Hey, listen Pheebs. I was just talking to the director, and he was thinking, maybe this time you don't hit Drake, you just wait on the tables?"
57562, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis."
57563, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel," Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan."
57564, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book."
57565, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,"Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this."
57566, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?"
57567, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Phoebe,Petrie.
57568, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,Hey Rach.
57569, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"Hey, great! All right!"
57570, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun."
57571, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Well, it didn't say ""This is a virus""!!"
57572, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
57573, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,Here goes...
57574, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Hi!
57575, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?"
57576, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica, Come on!
57577, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Yeah.
57578, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,Why are you mad at me?
57579, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?"
57580, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,My hands?
57581, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,"Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?"
57582, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
57583, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?"
57584, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal."
57585, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Phoebe,"No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious."
57586, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,So you…you don’t want to live with Don in a cheese house?
57587, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, let me see! "
57588, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Okay, you watch too much TV."
57589, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what's the matter?"
57590, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,
57591, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,"Yeah, okay. "
57592, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Frank Jr.Jr.?
57593, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,"Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade."
57594, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Hello, Paul."
57595, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Well, things change."
57596, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,"But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen."
57597, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,Yeah! That guy’s all right!
57598, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel..."
57599, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Sp-spoil?
57600, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Chandler,Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me!
57601, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"It’s-it’s about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot actually."
57602, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,What?!
57603, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What?!
57604, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!"
57605, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, Oh.
57606, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Ross, Lift!! And slide!
57607, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why don’t you go home and wait for the thank you card?"
57608, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"No. It starts with a ""v"" and ends with an ""x"". Helpfully with a ""to"" in the middle."
57609, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,Hey!
57610, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,What?
57611, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Yeah. So y’know, I have all of these feelings and I don’t know what to do about them, because I can’t date like a normal person, which is fine because I don’t need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, y’know? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what he’s doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so…hard…to find.  So how was your day?"
57612, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Monica,"Joey, do you work here?"
57613, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,Where’s Ben?
57614, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Look at that! Look at that! They’re going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
57615, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"It’s okay, I’m ready."
57616, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey, In a minute!!
57617, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Well isn’t there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, can’t-can’t you pick up, I don’t know, an extra shift here?"
57618, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles."
57619, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,You wanna know how she knew him?  Because Phoebe used to mug people. 
57620, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,There is a speakerphone on the base unit...
57621, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,She lets you borrow them.
57622, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Phoebe, That’s it! I’m out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!
57623, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Then, I’d steer clear of Phoebe."
57624, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Monica,You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
57625, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"No, actually, we're buying the house next door. "
57626, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,Yesss!!
57627, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Oh. 
57628, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,Yeah.
57629, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Thanks!
57630, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know that’s really fair. Y’know? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, I’ll show you! Come here."
57631, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay Marjorie, hit it."
57632, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Yeah sure.
57633, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,"Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies."
57634, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?"
57635, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,"I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes."
57636, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,He carries a briefcase.
57637, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.
57638, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Outside.
57639, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work."
57640, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Hey. So, what did he say?"
57641, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,I swear you said you had the keys.
57642, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Okay.
57643, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,"I can’t. I can’t. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘Okay, bye Pheebs’ gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I’ve ever had in like all my lives."
57644, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Uh why, do you have a lecture?"
57645, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Hey, I might!"
57646, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Sooo?
57647, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
57648, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,"Y’know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!"
57649, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,"Well, there is one thing that we haven’t tried, but someone thinks that,  ""That will open up a can of worms."""
57650, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,I’m gonna be an uncle! Come here! 
57651, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Oh, okay. Send her in."
57652, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,My father had an heart attack...  ...while I was at Barney’s.
57653, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler,And there's not chance that will work?
57654, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Oh. 
57655, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Oh, what are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?"
57656, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,That’s great Joe!
57657, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"Oh, um, I don’t know if that’s a good idea."
57658, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica," Now, most guys will hit uh, 1-2-3 and then go to 7 and set up camp."
57659, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Dude, don't do that too me!"
57660, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,"Your liking it, huh?"
57661, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,You have done enough!
57662, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Or incredibly offensive.
57663, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Chandler,"Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there. "
57664, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe, bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...something and noodles with string.  These are a few...
57665, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Uh-huh! I know. I’m coming soon to a theater near you! I’m in THX! I’m unsuitable for children!
57666, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,What?
57667, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,
57668, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
57669, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,Absolutely.  Ouch.
57670, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,And a couple of these little tiny boxes.
57671, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, man, I’m sorry. Why?"
57672, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,This pregnancy is throwing me all off.
57673, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,What do you mean?
57674, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,No.
57675, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Do you want some pancakes?
57676, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Rach, I'm so sorry."
57677, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross, No.
57678, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,It’ll be okay Joe.
57679, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,There's no room under the bed. 
57680, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, I do, so let's...  So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?"
57681, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,I know!
57682, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,No! No! No! For my new fridge—our new fridge!
57683, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,"Man, this is gonna be kinda weird."
57684, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,Yeah. 
57685, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"Wow. Joey,  how do you do it?"
57686, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Is there a hopping bonus?
57687, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"Correct, his profession was?"
57688, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,Whose little ball of paper is this?!
57689, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Why, just a tiny little..."
57690, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I’m sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here."
57691, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?"
57692, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium."
57693, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Love is the best medicine.
57694, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,No! Wait! I was just saying that so you’d think I was a good person. Fight for me.
57695, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, you bet."
57696, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,Have you guys picked a date yet?
57697, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Uhh, no-no thanks."
57698, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Monica,"Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money."
57699, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Ross,Great. Thanks! 
57700, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Oh! They're late and they're sloppy!
57701, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,
57702, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"All right, that's it, give me your underwear."
57703, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Monica,"Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is."
57704, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,I love you. 
57705, In front of Macys," Phoebe is still ringing her bell, A guy puts some change into the bucket,",5,Phoebe,Hey!!  It's nine o'clock in the morning!
57706, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Hm?
57707, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,From a bullet!
57708, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,Pretty much.
57709, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Joey,It’s a grand tradition!
57710, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Chandler. Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? ‘Cause if I can get in a Broadway show then I would’ve done it all, film, television, and theater. The only think left would be radio, and that’s just for ugly people."
57711, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,Ugh. 
57712, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,
57713, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Yeah, it’s okay. I know what a mainsail is.  I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right."
57714, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"Weeeell, it's rum, and-"
57715, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,No they’re not! They’re ugly and stupid and delicious!
57716, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you 
57717, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay.  Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call."
57718, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Oh yes! Thank you! 
57719, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, I really could."
57720, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,Hey Mikey
57721, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here."
57722, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,I know!
57723, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica," Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir..."
57724, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,We’ll be right back sir.
57725, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey, You opened them all?
57726, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Phoebe," Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under it!"
57727, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Phoebe, Oh and I need to talk to you.
57728, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well, yeah, y’know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again."
57729, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,
57730, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,Thanks!
57731, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,You ducked!!
57732, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen.
57733, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Phoebe,"Maybe, because you told him not to."
57734, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,Okay!
57735, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Noo!
57736, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? You’re gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself…without a husband?! You can’t be a single mother alone! You’re gonna ruin your life!
57737, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Rach, he just saw us."
57738, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!"
57739, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey, Hey!
57740, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you."
57741, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,Ahhhhh! 
57742, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"They got a phone in there, right?"
57743, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,What?!
57744, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,What? Wha-wha-wha-did you do ROSS!
57745, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Chandler, wh-why don’t we sit down?"
57746, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Just go up to her and ask her out.  Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
57747, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh no!!
57748, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?"
57749, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
57750, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Chandler,"Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued."
57751, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Oh!  Well you’re just the prettiest ballerina I’ve ever seen.
57752, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,Then why would you say that?!
57753, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Hi.
57754, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?"
57755, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"That’s an idea!  Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?"
57756, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Chandler,"Tonight, on a very special Blossom."
57757, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah umm, they're called wallets."
57758, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good."
57759, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Oh!!  You guys knew about this and you didn’t tell us?!
57760, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross,Thanks. You ready to go?
57761, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"And the ring, was the size of my fist !"
57762, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, it’s just my tooth."
57763, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Because you’re the only one that can be fair.
57764, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,Oh!
57765, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn."
57766, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Then it's okaaay! 
57767, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel," Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we would’ve gone through with it? Y’know, if we hadn’t gotten caught. Do you think we would’ve done it?"
57768, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,"No look, I-I’m sure that people know you exist!"
57769, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Ohh, with who?"
57770, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,"So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?"
57771, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Not that way! But the bike brought you a lot closer!
57772, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,"Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could  share that with a guy."
57773, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"I prefer not to answer that right now, I’m still carrying a little holiday weight."
57774, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. 
57775, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,"Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?"
57776, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff."
57777, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, my turn. My turn.  I won’t."
57778, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Listen, y’know what? I was really freaked out too when I found out…"
57779, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay.  Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical."
57780, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,Oh my God.
57781, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,You.
57782, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,Oh y’know what’s sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
57783, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,You're bleeding.
57784, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... "
57785, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,No that’s all right. Don’t worry about it.
57786, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! I’ll go under, you go over!"
57787, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
57788, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
57789, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Okay.
57790, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Look, I thought about it too, and I’m sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding."
57791, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Where did you get that?
57792, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,And he's not speaking metaphorically.
57793, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel," Yeah, I-I-I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!"
57794, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You do?
57795, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,"No, we’d just like to close them."
57796, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Oh My God!
57797, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
57798, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,Okay.
57799, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,Hey.
57800, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler," It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex."
57801, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Joey,"Um, this?"
57802, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can’t leave in the small apartment after we’ve lived here! Didn’t you ever read Flowers for Algernon?"
57803, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah."
57804, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,"And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth."
57805, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Definitely!
57806, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,"Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so…"
57807, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rach, did you make your money?"
57808, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,No.
57809, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,"Okay.  God well, we gotta go back and get them!"
57810, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesn’t say ‘cool’ anymore."
57811, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Later! 
57812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Rachel,Wow.
57813, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma."
57814, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Uh-huh.
57815, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,What do you mean?
57816, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Big fat goalie.
57817, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"All right, then show me some manly moves."
57818, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,No way!
57819, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"There’s nothing the matter with me. See, I’m not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings."
57820, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads."
57821, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,That's right.
57822, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,A little bit.
57823, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,I think she looks cute.  ... but I am wrong!
57824, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"Okay, but this is the last time. -chickeeeen."
57825, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,"Wait, but there’s no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!"
57826, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Okay.
57827, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Everyday use.
57828, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"Well, what happened?"
57829, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey,"Come on man there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?"
57830, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,"Oh. Okay. Hey, can I ride this outside?"
57831, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,You take that back.
57832, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Gunther, I quit."
57833, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.
57834, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,What else?
57835, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe, where were you standing?
57836, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"And I know both of them, they’re really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who’s always getting chased by those big flowers…"
57837, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.
57838, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh! All right! All right. Here’s what we’ll do, I’ll get twice as drunk as Monica and then no one’s will even notice her."
57839, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta get back to work."
57840, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Well Chandler, what is this very weird, metal A Z thing?"
57841, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe," No, but I like it. I think I left one of my rat babies."
57842, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,Ohhh.
57843, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Well, I’m sorry, but ah, look if you’re not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?"
57844, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel," Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?"
57845, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay. I—Okay umm…this…I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm y’know, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than I’m coming off right now."
57846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,Oh you knew that. Good!
57847, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?"
57848, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Joey,Yeah? Really? No one’s home?
57849, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler, Give me it!
57850, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Monica,"Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that!"
57851, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Chandler, Would you give me one minute!! Please.
57852, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey, Will you wear a thong?
57853, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,Well it didn't!
57854, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,Five letters.
57855, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,Marcel! Where are you going with that disc?
57856, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.
57857, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"No, NO!  Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it."
57858, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Phoebe,No. I’ve learned my lesson.
57859, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Wow.  Good speech.
57860, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Don't tear it.
57861, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Rachel,Yeah it was.
57862, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,Leave it.
57863, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts."
57864, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it."
57865, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,You can open your eyes now.
57866, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!"
57867, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Monkey lover!
57868, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler," Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
57869, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,I’m doing my scenes with you?
57870, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror."
57871, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. I’m sorry."
57872, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey, She’s not crazy is she?
57873, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Ok! 
57874, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,"Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot."
57875,,,9,Ross,
57876, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,Hi.
57877, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel, Oh! Oh my God! I thought she was on Atkins.
57878, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?"
57879, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Well you need 60% to pass…
57880, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
57881, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
57882, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,Okay!
57883, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,"Ohh, get these things out of me!"
57884, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,"Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother’s? Wouldn’t they have the recipe?"
57885, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry's done."
57886, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohhhh. Honey, honey, honey, it's okay, it's okay honey. I'm gonna fix you a drink, huh? Maybe a margarita?"
57887, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe, I didn’t see this on the menu.
57888, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Damnit!
57889, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,Hey! Did you talk to Dennis about me yet?
57890, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Wow!
57891, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Phoebe,Remembered what?
57892, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,
57893, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back."
57894, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,What?
57895, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Hey! Hey!
57896, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Will!",8,Ross,
57897, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"I just thought he was nice, y'know?"
57898, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights.  Hey, how do you sleep at night?"
57899, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat."
57900, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,But... you suck!
57901, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Isn’t that great?
57902, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!"
57903, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah, definitely."
57904, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"He said that he wasn’t gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he’s gonna do is have you evicted—I’ll see you later."
57905, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,Wow! That’s so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.
57906, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,'S'why I'm dancing...
57907, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,To the bathroom!
57908, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss."
57909, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe, What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
57910, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think we’re ready to have a baby now?!
57911, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,And that doesn't scare you? 
57912, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy.  This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon."
57913, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,You seem to really like her.
57914, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,I’m sorry. What?
57915, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Oh-ooh, that’s the turn-on."
57916, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,
57917, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.  Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!
57918, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,I love you too...
57919, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Err, ""I think you know"". "
57920, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"I...reorganized the fridge. See, bottom shelf meats and dairy. "
57921, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"It's a…tarantula!  Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?"
57922, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,"I’m sorry, I just…I like things the way they are."
57923, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,All right.
57924, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as ""my wife"" and ""the woman who's carrying my child""?  No? Divorce?"
57925, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya."
57926, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,What a pity stay?
57927, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler, Carry on.
57928, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,That bad?
57929, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,I don't know what... you're talking about.
57930, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Oh Pheebs, that’s great. It doesn’t count."
57931, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"Oh Monica, we are so sorry."
57932, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica," Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big…"
57933, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,"All right well, I’d better take that back."
57934, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us."
57935, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Just go up to her and ask her out.  Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
57936, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Sorry.
57937, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. "
57938, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"Well, I don’t have to buy that, ""I’m with stupid"" T-shirt anymore."
57939, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler, Oh my God! You-almost-gave-me-a-heart-attack.
57940, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross,"Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here."
57941, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Well, she really wanted to talk to you now."
57942, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Look, the point is, there’s a lot of women out there you haven’t even had sex with yet!"
57943, Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area, Monica arrives with her parents,",4,Monica,Hey.
57944, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, this could take a while."
57945, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,"I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can."
57946, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Monica,Hi!
57947, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler," Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!"
57948, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Kori? Kori Weston?
57949, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,"Sounds like she’s got the ah, whole package."
57950, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
57951, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?"
57952, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,I can’t believe this! 
57953, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,I’m just so excited to make the presents!  Shoot!
57954, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,Oh great!
57955, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"18, uh? "
57956, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering."
57957, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy.  I never noticed that before."
57958, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,Hey.
57959, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?"
57960, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,"Oh, good, Joey's home now."
57961, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Okay, fine. "
57962, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!"
57963, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,Oh! Emma might like what?
57964, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Just get away from me!
57965, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,So there is no good time to ask that question.
57966, Central Perk,,9,Joey,On...?
57967, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel, What?!
57968, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Oh!  you’re parents will be at home in Queens.
57969, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey, Oh my God!
57970, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story."
57971, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Who? Two divorces and Joey?!
57972, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey, What you-you don’t think I’m gonna win?
57973, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Joey,Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
57974, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,All right Ross!! I get it!!
57975, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,Urghh!!
57976, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground."
57977, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,I'm *happily* married.
57978, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding! "
57979, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,And everybody knows this?
57980, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey," It worked! I scared ya, I knew it! Ha-ha!"
57981, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,I like her so much!
57982, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Hold on.
57983, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Oh, now you want a favour?"
57984, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Look let’s not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesn’t even matter!
57985, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Phoebe,"I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.  I'm sorry, you were fighting."
57986, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"No, come on Ross!  Look, Ross, we have to get past this."
57987, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,Do you want any help?
57988, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica," Quick, take off your dress, he won’t notice the bed."
57989, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"So umm, what time are you supposed to leave?"
57990, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Well, hello!"
57991, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"I think I do!  Thank you, Monica."
57992, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Well, she told me. She said she’s kinda a loner."
57993, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,What?
57994, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey," That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family."
57995, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky...."
57996, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,I’ll run out and get you one.
57997, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Monica,And who laminated it?
57998, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,That's patio furniture!
57999, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Rachel,"Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?"
58000, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,She was kidding about that right?
58001, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. "
58002, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,Hi!
58003, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Stop it.
58004, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Chandler,"No Rach, it’s not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasn’t that much fun."
58005, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,For what?
58006, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,That’s funny. 
58007, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. "
58008, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?"
58009, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Oh, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know…"
58010, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Monica,
58011, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
58012, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Chandler,Uh-oh.
58013, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"No, but someone’s really not going to get over that idea, are they?"
58014, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, it’s beautiful. I see it now."
58015, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?
58016, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, Kiss me.
58017, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Well said. And a uh good example of the fun I was referring to uhh, but I just think I’m past the point where I think I can y’know, just have fun."
58018, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Yes, I do."
58019, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
58020, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"No, I’m getting back down ‘cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she’s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away."
58021, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,Almost never.
58022, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,You.
58023, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,"No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab."
58024, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?"
58025, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?
58026, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, I'm sure. "
58027, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Chandler,"Okay, what do you guys think?"
58028, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,What?! You kissed!
58029, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,I know!
58030, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?"
58031, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,You're right.
58032, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Oh that’s sweet. Don’t touch me.
58033, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... 
58034, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.
58035, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Because you shouldn’t be with him.  You should be with me.
58036, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, I knew something like this was going to happen. "
58037, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey,
58038, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe, Oh hey you guys!
58039, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!"
58040, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?"
58041, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Well, hon-ey. I'm just trying to look nice for your big night."
58042, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,Can we just start throwing things in?
58043, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Year’s gonna go off. I guess there’s no reason for all that Y2K panic, y’know? Anyway, g’night!"
58044, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Y’know what? It’s gonna be okay. Y’know what? She’s probably not gonna even want to come.
58045, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,"Well, let�s see. The first one is I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going."
58046, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler," Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?"
58047, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"This is great, another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for."
58048, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, oh there go the clothes."
58049, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?"
58050, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room? "
58051, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?
58052, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I'm so good in this scene that I'm stealing focus from you. Well, rise to the challenge Tribianni 'cause I just raised the bar. Come join me up here!"
58053, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,It's like watching porn!
58054, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,Alright.
58055, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,Na-ah.
58056, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,I will.
58057, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,Yeah!
58058, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,I don’t see him. Hey! Maybe he’s in the sugar bowl! 
58059, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
58060, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?"
58061, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Well Joey, uhm look, I know that she’s difficult, but I think it’s really good that she’s here."
58062, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"She’s right…of course not. Honey, get the tape."
58063, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,Yeah?
58064, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross, Really?
58065, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Well, what if all my stuff was here?"
58066, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, fine! Fine!  Mmm…hmmmmm…."
58067, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,Okay.  All right.
58068, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption.. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives."
58069, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Hey!
58070, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,Congratulations!
58071, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Yeah you’re right. I don’t know what I was thinking.
58072, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home...  Joey, don't touch it!!"
58073, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,But I love swing music!
58074, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No! No, I don’t…don’t want to."
58075, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,Yeah!
58076, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Phoebe,"oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later."
58077, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Rachel,"Joey, that was formula."
58078, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,What are you doing?
58079, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Because the winner gets this!
58080, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,Great! 
58081, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,You got me.
58082, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed."
58083, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,I know. And she’s so sweet. I just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.
58084, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica," Pheebs, you’ve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn’t healthy."
58085, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,"Well, what’s it called?"
58086, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,No!
58087, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"We’re not gonna do this, all right? She’s just gonna think that we’re doin’ it."
58088, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,"This sucks man! The last night you’re here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500."
58089, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Oo, I can’t watch this, it’s like Sophie’s Choice."
58090, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool!"
58091, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
58092, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,"We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! "
58093, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Ross,Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.
58094, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients."
58095, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"Well I’m not proud of this, but… "
58096, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,That is amazing.
58097, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Thank you.
58098, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,"It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!!  Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’"
58099, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,How is it you?
58100, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Well, maybe that’s, maybe that’s really brave."
58101, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
58102, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica,No.
58103, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,"Well, we didn’t have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on."
58104, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross, Monica!
58105, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,Where?! 
58106, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Rachel, You let Joey drive it?!
58107, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,—Ooh!! Ow! Very good!
58108, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,What's up?!
58109, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Hey uh, I brought you some lunch."
58110, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"
58111, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel, Uh! The police!
58112, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Excellent! Okay umm, doggy."
58113, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,I am totally picturing you with all those women!
58114, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,"Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom."
58115, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Monica,He said he's really gonna miss you guys. 
58116, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."
58117, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,Hi!
58118, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight.  Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight."
58119, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Why do you care so much?
58120, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Uh, listen I gotta double check for tickets tonight. Who-who got what?"
58121, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!"
58122, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Chandler,"Oh, the tears are real."
58123, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"When you’re off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?"
58124, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Because the kids need new shoes.
58125, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,....and....
58126, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, Hey!
58127, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,I like to see the previews.  The candy.
58128, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey," Oh-oh, hey-hey, Kate! Listen I want you to meet everybody. Everybody, this is Kate."
58129, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"You know, I'm always right about these things."
58130, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?"
58131, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Yeah. It would’ve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun."
58132, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,I do pilates.
58133, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
58134, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you."
58135, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Yeah? How much?
58136, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry."
58137, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Ross,Where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.
58138, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,See? I told you something good would come along. And he seemed really nice. I've met him before?
58139, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,Damn it.
58140, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"It’s a big company, I don’t—if you—I…"
58141, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,Are you awake?
58142, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Our mom.
58143, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Ewwwww!
58144, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,Yes! Yes! Yes!! 
58145, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,"Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too."
58146, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your-  -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture."
58147, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe, Fish!
58148, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and I’ll make you a nice martini.
58149, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset..."
58150, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, So--You got in voluntarily?!
58151, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
58152, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,"All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating."
58153, Central Perk," ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something, Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened,",5,Chandler,Nope.
58154, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"I'm Ross, Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse."
58155, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,He finally asked you out?
58156, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel, See ya.
58157, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Well, why doesn’t he practice with a girl?"
58158, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!"
58159, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,
58160, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,Wow! She looks great. Doesn’t she?
58161, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,You know sometimes your words... they hurt.
58162, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Ohh, so?"
58163, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,I promise.
58164, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,Yeah.
58165, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Sure!
58166, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Ross,"Hey, that guy did not hypnotise me! Okay."
58167, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Chandler,"Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!"
58168, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,Isn't there any way you can keep him?
58169, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Or a year?
58170, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel,"But, but?"
58171, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Huh.
58172, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,I wanna see it.
58173, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,"So, did you shave your legs?"
58174, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,This is Chandler. 
58175, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,Oh wow.
58176, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,Whoa!
58177, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy’s hammered!
58178, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,It might be kinda cool.
58179, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Yeah.
58180, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,I did.
58181, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too."
58182, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,Bye you guys!
58183, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,You-you-you-you  threw my sandwich away!
58184, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
58185, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,"Ohh, yeah."
58186, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Monica,Oh my God!  Where the hell have you been?!!
58187, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? "
58188, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Okay!
58189, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Why is Phoebe singing to Carl Mulden?
58190," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? . Yeah!"
58191, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one.  Mike!! Mike!!"
58192, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Uh, Rach, hang on."
58193, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, ok bye-bye."
58194, A street," Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by,",4,Chandler,Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy!  Kathy.
58195, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,Thank you.
58196, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here!  But for you, yay! Ohh."
58197, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Bad dream?
58198, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent!
58199, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
58200, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,and who's fault is that.
58201, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?"
58202, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
58203, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
58204, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I’ll pay.
58205, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica," Ooh, are you gonna do magic?"
58206, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh!  Ok, um, ok, um,"
58207, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Yeah, but I don’t wanna die!"
58208, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Well, they’re just gonna have to wait aren’t they? I’ve only got two hands!!"
58209, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary."
58210, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!"
58211, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but, y'know, it's... it would be like starting on the fifteenth date."
58212, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"That uh, that is my roommate Rachel."
58213, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Hi.
58214, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!"
58215, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"What, what is it?"
58216, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,...Gets interrupted. Hi!
58217, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I like my job."
58218, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Ow! Ow! Contraction. 
58219, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,What’s that now?
58220, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica, Once!!
58221, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Well, you should have."
58222, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,"Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time."
58223, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Okay. This stuff?
58224, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,One!  No ten! You said ten! You can’t take that back!
58225, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Hey! So, did you quit?"
58226, Rachel's bedroom," Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it,",4,Ross,WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
58227, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Here you go.
58228, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe," If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off."
58229, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies."
58230, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Oh, that's pretty."
58231, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I can still do that."
58232, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Hey, Mon! I’m not doing anything, why don’t you fire me?"
58233, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,"Ok, let’s work from the top down!  Just work the bra, Joe!"
58234, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,Yes!!
58235, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,"I can do it, okay? Come on, let’s go. "
58236, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Oh man! 
58237, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,"Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys."
58238, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!"
58239, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross, Hey!
58240, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,I don't have to tell you everything!
58241, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,Isn’t it cool! Varoom! Varoom!
58242, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Joey,"Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong."
58243, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?"
58244, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
58245, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough."
58246, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler, In a minute? What’s gonna happen in a minute?!
58247, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!"
58248, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,Wow! How are you?!
58249, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
58250, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,"Yeah, okay. "
58251, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Chandler,What did you just do?
58252, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad,  Oooh, my rock polisher!"
58253, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler," So, Zack's pretty nice, uh?"
58254, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Oh much, much worse. I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians...  Oh, you... you like that?"
58255, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Okay.
58256, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,Oh my god.
58257, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I can’t believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. "
58258, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Phoebe,"I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical."
58259, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,"Well, maybe you can get in on a beauty scholarship."
58260, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Well did she know you two weren’t married?
58261, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready."
58262, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey, Iced tea.
58263, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here. "
58264, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you pick me up some porn?"
58265, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Why did you go along with that?
58266, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,How come it’s always us left in the field holding the ball?
58267, Eric’s Apartment," he and Phoebe are still making out,",8,Phoebe,"No, I got in trouble for that before. I’ll see you later."
58268, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, They're out there!
58269, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Ugh. 
58270, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,I'm listening.
58271, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,No.
58272, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross," You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat."
58273, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. "
58274, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, where did you get this?!"
58275, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,Hi
58276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,We didn’t ruin it!
58277, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Joey,I think I left a donut up here.
58278, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Well, you’re gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we’re switching it back! There’s nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?"
58279, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me."
58280, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel," Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica."
58281, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,How do you know?!
58282, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, Joey, I know."
58283, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"No-no, I’m staying put."
58284, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Hey.
58285, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,I’m-I’m Monica.
58286, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Ross,"Go, go, go!"
58287, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey, Can you tell me how this happened?
58288, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Joey,"Marcel, I'm hungry."
58289, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,A mistake?! What were you trying to put it in? Her purse?!
58290, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together."
58291, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
58292, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Who’s that?
58293, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want."
58294, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"I know, I'm her!"
58295, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
58296, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,"All right Rach, for what it’s worth, I think that you’re doing great. I mean y’know let’s face it, no one handles this well."
58297, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Rachel, That's not bad.
58298, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,IN LONDON!!!
58299, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,Well why didn’t you stop her?! Why didn’t you just tell her it was a plan?!
58300, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,"Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering."
58301, Casting Director #1’s office," Joey is on his first audition, His partner is an 8-year-old boy,",6,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure, no problem, I’ll just—hold on one second.  ""Hey Timmy, I’ve got a surprise for you!"""
58302, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping."
58303, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"Yeah, well kinda cute, like really kinda cute, or kinda cute like your friend Spackel Back Larry?"
58304, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,I'll...
58305, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Oh!  Wow!
58306, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh."
58307, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,What?!
58308, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I think it's great that the medical community is finally trying to help sick hamsters."
58309, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?
58310, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,Really?!
58311, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,Are you're hands still wet?
58312, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross, No.
58313, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, you go grab it!"
58314, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Phoebe,"No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'."
58315, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,I spelled out boobies.
58316, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,
58317, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,"Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography."
58318, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Umm…
58319, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them."
58320, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"You know, I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go."
58321, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,"Okay,  if you’ll excuse me, I-I’m gonna go hang out with some people who don’t know the Space Mountain story."
58322, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Monica,Look at this. 
58323, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,
58324, Joey's apartment," Rachel is fiddling with the drawer,",9,Rachel,This is easy...Can't do this! 
58325, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I would love to!"
58326, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,That’s right.
58327, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,Did he go out for a cigarette?
58328, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, well Betty’s kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates.  Now, while I distract her, you get in the office."
58329, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross," Hey, you guys... I have great news."
58330, At Pyramid," Joey is with the woman now,",10,Joey,"Oh, then pass. "
58331, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Joey,"He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and he’s not into anything weird sexually."
58332, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel,"Well, there was a disaster in shipping and I’ve got to get this order in. Honey, I’m so sorry, but it looks like I’m gonna be here all night."
58333, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,But nothing has to happen until your ready.
58334, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,"Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole ‘Does it?’ part just another glance."
58335, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,So you two are..?
58336, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Who?
58337, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Ross, Ross, Ross... It's okay."
58338, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Monica,"All right, y’know what? We really are late! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!!"
58339, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,How do you do that?
58340, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Much better.
58341, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey,Hey!
58342, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"What? Yes, I am!"
58343, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross, He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!
58344, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,Oh!
58345, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,"Ooh, Ross, look! Look! "
58346, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe, Get your garlic-peelers off me!
58347, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,How?! When?!
58348, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project."
58349, Ross's bedroom," Ross is humming the Star Wars theme, Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing,",3,Rachel,"Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?"
58350, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
58351, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Joey,"All right. But, you’re gonna have to tell them. "
58352, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, enough with the third degree! I-I’ve, I don’t live here anymore."
58353, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Seriously, good game though. Good game.  What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!"
58354, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,"Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who I’m taking to the awards. "
58355, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Huh, what’s fish hooking...  Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?"
58356, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,It’s gone.
58357, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,I don’t know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
58358, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.
58359, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Uh, credit card.  Okay, I’ll go get it. You guard the ring."
58360, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?"
58361, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
58362, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,Yeah!
58363, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,What?!
58364, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,"Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?"
58365, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him?"
58366, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Ross,It tastes like feet!
58367, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"Well, if what’s in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes it’s-it’s get 4, and I swear to God more often than not it’s just milk."
58368, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe," No, but I like it. I think I left one of my rat babies."
58369, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Rachel,"Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter’s machine!!"
58370, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,"So, what do you want to do tonight? There’s a Ukrainian film at the Angelica that’s supposed to be very powerful. Interested?"
58371, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes."
58372, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,You don’t have to shout everything.
58373, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
58374, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,Does it?
58375, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Rachel,Hit me!
58376, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,It’s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament.
58377, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
58378, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Why can’t we talk in here? With, with, witnesses."
58379, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game!  Last night!"
58380, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,"OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready."
58381, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,"It’s okay, it’s okay."
58382, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe," Okay-okay, why don’t I sit here and you’ll both stop it!"
58383, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Well then a small one!! Listen, let’s, we kinda have to get going!"
58384, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Ross,"Wait a minute, she was walking the bike? Both times?"
58385, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Okay.
58386, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,You too!
58387, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?
58388, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?"
58389, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey, What's going on?
58390, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,I’m just making margaritas.
58391, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Hey!
58392, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,"No, you cannot."
58393, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless."
58394, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Good, good. Yeah coz the more I thought about it, the more I realised I don't think marriage is neccessarily the right path for you."
58395, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years."
58396, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Chandler,"I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't."
58397, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I can’t!"
58398, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, honey! What’s the matter?  Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!"
58399, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"But great news about the apartment pants, huh?"
58400, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Ross,So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean it’s a really big step! And-and what’s the rush?!
58401, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,Yeah right! 
58402, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross, I’d like a Wicked Wango card!
58403, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,No?
58404, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey, Guess which job I got.
58405, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Hey, who's this little naked guy?"
58406, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Yep, can you believe it?"
58407, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross, Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didn’t seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
58408, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"What?! The guys against the girls? See, that’s ridiculous Monica, because I’m only down by three touchdowns."
58409, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God! You dated someone with a glass eye too?!
58410, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,"See, I told you they don’t swim. "
58411, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe," ""Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair. Swinging with the greatest of ease…"" Darn it! Now, I don’t know who to get to the next verse."
58412, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Ross,Hi!
58413, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very &ndash;"
58414, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Wait, wait, wait! "
58415, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, did you say all man or old man?"
58416, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"Thank you.  Oh, it’s so nice to see you."
58417, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
58418, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,They did?
58419, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,What?!
58420, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,"C'mon Chandler, I think we have been given an opportunity. I mean, the mistake has already been made. They are writing up the paper right now."
58421, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Ross,Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place.  I'm Ross.
58422, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That’s four years. Chandler’s not gonna wait that long. He’s gonna find somebody else, y’know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. "
58423, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that I’ll be there as soon as I can."
58424, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,Damn super cuts!
58425, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel," All right, all right. Let’s go!"
58426, Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett... "
58427, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,"Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, ""Oh that poor girl."" Y’know? Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone."
58428, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,He’s not?
58429, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I."
58430, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around…
58431, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Because you’ve only known her for six weeks! Okay, I’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge I’ve had a longer relationship with!"
58432, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?"
58433, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,Not a good day for birds...
58434, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,"Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs."
58435, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my God, Phoebe!"
58436, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica," Phoebe, it’s okay that you don’t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend."
58437, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"What? No, that's illegal. I'm gonna have the labor department down her so fast they won't even..."
58438, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,It did not.
58439, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"Wait a minute, wait. You’re telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn’t want you back?!"
58440, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Ross,Hey!
58441, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Y’know uh, you didn’t really have to help me pack."
58442, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
58443, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Wow, hello! You look great!"
58444, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,And Chandler I can’t believe I let you pay for this one.  Thanks man.
58445, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Monica, grow up!"
58446, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-hmm. Okay. Well then, could we reschedule? For say, Friday night perhaps at 8 o’clock?"
58447, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"Okay, but there is a wire back there! I mean that switch is connected to something!"
58448, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,"Well, I like it. Here you go. "
58449, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore."
58450, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler, who am I kidding pay-per-view porn.
58451, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Okay!
58452, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,There it is! So what're you gonna do?
58453, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,
58454, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey," Oh, Chandler."
58455, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross,
58456, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we got him back. Everything’s fine."
58457, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"I know, I'm her!"
58458, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler,The doctor.
58459, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Well, I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy."
58460, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,
58461, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,"Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills."
58462, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Monica's grandmother.
58463, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
58464, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, they’re really great! Aren’t they?"
58465, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"""…by doin’ it."""
58466, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! You look so beautiful!
58467, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Hey, is uhm... is Chandler here?"
58468, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross," ""Hi Rach, are you there? It's me, pick up. Rachel. Rach!"""
58469, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
58470, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Monica,Hi guys.
58471, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,Oh that’s nice.
58472, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey,That’ll be $3.85.
58473, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Ross,Somehow over time it got easier to be apart from you.
58474, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,"But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, y’know? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, she’d be surprised!"
58475, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had."
58476, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,Okay!
58477, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What’s the matter?
58478, Hospital,,10,Rachel,Can somebody please go in?
58479, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Ugh. Well, we’re just gonna have to jump.  Yeah. Now, we’re gonna have to make sure to land to the right of that patch of ice, okay? Not hit the dumpster on the other side and uh, and try to avoid that-that weird brownish red stuff in the middle. So, when you get down there…you go up to the roof and you let me in."
58480, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Somebody likes you!
58481, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Count of three?
58482, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,Hmm?
58483, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Rachel,Chandler!  Is he?
58484, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,Enh. Sure!
58485, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,"That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler."
58486, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesn’t mean anything.
58487, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... "
58488, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica,What's goin' on?
58489, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.  It means...
58490, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you!"
58491, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
58492, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Joey,Where have you been?
58493, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don’t even have a housekeeper."
58494, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Rachel,"Okay, first of all, that's stupid and second of all, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph. "
58495, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,The country.
58496, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Hello.
58497, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,what?
58498, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Please. If she said to you, ""Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now,"" what would you say?"
58499, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,Is it the shampoo? It’s guava.
58500, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey," No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler."
58501, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play."
58502, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, God bless us, everyone."
58503, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Hi!
58504, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica," All right, I’m gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?"
58505, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,What's the matter?!
58506, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, I… Well y’know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I’d just be lost."
58507, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Okay.
58508, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow we’ll be getting married?"
58509, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Chandler,"And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight.  You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn’t afford it, because you paid dinner last night."
58510, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Joey, you can’t let him get away with that. Ya know what, I’m not going to let him get away with that. I’m going to say something to him—No, I really shouldn’t say anything—No, I should say something to him.  Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him…"
58511, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Had the money in the wrong hand. 
58512, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,You’re actually going through with this?
58513, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross,"Okay, good bye! "
58514, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
58515, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,"Oh hey, don’t worry about it man. Don’t worry about it, no big deal."
58516, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Hi Chandler.
58517, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,Closer than here?
58518, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
58519, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"Hi, sweetie!"
58520, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,Depends on what you mean by we.
58521, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Oh, come on!"
58522, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Uhh, not much. Uh, work's good."
58523, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel," That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?"
58524, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
58525, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"What are you doing here, Santa?"
58526, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Okay.
58527, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!"
58528, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, I’m cold! "
58529, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?"
58530, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!"
58531, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing..."
58532, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Chandler,"All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!"
58533, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,So it’s noticeable huh?
58534, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Well, there are so many things, it’s hard to pick just one."
58535, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm, look at my books, y'know, see them a little better."
58536, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself. "
58537, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
58538, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Nooo!
58539, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Joey,"Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
58540, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
58541, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,You... you dated Albert Wintermeyer?
58542, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Monica, grow up!"
58543, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Phoebe," No, 'cause this line is passion, and this is... just a line."
58544, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm glad. Listen, I want to apologize about Chandler, though. I just did not see this coming."
58545, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,That’s what I said.
58546, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
58547, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Well, what were you gonna say?"
58548, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey," All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?"
58549, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Well, Racquela's right, yeah!"
58550, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,I’m telling you.
58551, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,Oh yes.
58552, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle."
58553, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Monica,Let’s take a walk. 
58554, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Phoebe,You cook naked?
58555, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe," Okay, it was my idea, but I don’t feel good about it."
58556, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey,Hey guys! Look who’s back! It’s Ray-ray!
58557, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?"
58558, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,I want a baby.
58559, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Hey.
58560, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"It’s almost 8 o’clock, it’s almost past his bedtime. Where-where is he?"
58561, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,"Well, they wanna see me again this afternoon, but, err, well, Lennart Haze did not like me.  "
58562, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?"
58563, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Mr. President.
58564, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,The green dress? Really?
58565, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,I-I know. Well if something comes up... 
58566, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit."
58567, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I'm in. 
58568, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,"Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little ""Ross is dead"" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead.  Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?"
58569, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica,It’s the salts.
58570, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, no, it’s-it’s just this person."
58571, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Joey," Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something."
58572, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Okay. 
58573, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I broke down... I wanted to see him."
58574, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean whatever."
58575, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go. "
58576, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"Because, I know what I like and what I don’t like! It’s not the same thing!"
58577, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,"Well, I feel like a snack!"
58578, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh!
58579, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey," Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a table and I'll buy you a drink."
58580, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What?! You’re crazy! There’s nothing sexual about the noises I make!
58581, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Yeah.
58582, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey, Hello?
58583, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"Janice, I’m sorry but umm, you can’t stay here tonight."
58584, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000."
58585, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,Hi.
58586, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Oh my God, wh-what happened?"
58587, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,You can’t marry him!
58588, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,Let them win one.
58589, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,Blah?!
58590, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"Yeah, tell me about it. "
58591, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,"It’s from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y’know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe."
58592, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,Hi!
58593, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,"Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary."
58594, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,"Man, I wish I had a nanny like you."
58595, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler, You have no trouble telling time now right?
58596, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?"
58597, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica, Hi guys!
58598, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Hold on.
58599, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,I didn't think I was!
58600, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What did you do on yours?
58601, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no!  Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I..."
58602, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in."
58603, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"Hey, we can take her back with you if you want."
58604, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,"Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be."
58605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!"
58606, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Here.
58607, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica, Sit down! We’re winning!
58608, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, pretty nice, huh? Now who’s a pushover?"
58609, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Oh wait, Ross, would you just stay and help me get dressed?"
58610, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,Hi!
58611, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica, I...
58612, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross," Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel."
58613, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard."
58614, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Oooohh that’s interesting.
58615, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica," Well good, here let me help you out."
58616, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Joey,
58617, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting."
58618, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler, They're never coming down now.
58619, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Phoebe,"If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?"
58620, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, how’d that happen?"
58621, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,Yes!
58622, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,My God!
58623, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Come on man, you know I’d do it for you! Because, you’re my best friend."
58624, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Okay.
58625, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
58626, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Phoebe,"'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this-  -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!"
58627, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey, Oh!
58628, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
58629, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,Not all bad.
58630, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,"So uh, he seems like a nice guy."
58631, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, the worse day! Y’know, you think you’re making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel."
58632, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?"
58633, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm not an actor."
58634, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"I did, but..."
58635, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,I guess I didn’t really think about it.
58636, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler, Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!
58637, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,How'd you get to that?
58638, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. I really like his glasses.
58639, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
58640, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!"
58641, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
58642, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,She is not…  She’s gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I can’t believe this.
58643, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts."
58644, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"Well, what did she say?"
58645, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?"
58646, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,One of the slots got filled.
58647, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,Oh yeah.
58648, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. "
58649, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross, Hey!
58650, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"Well this uh, this may be a little awkward."
58651, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying.
58652, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you..."
58653, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Where have you been?
58654, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,I’ve got some bad news.
58655, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"So, did you play in college? "
58656, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air."
58657, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!"
58658, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I’m having a baby.
58659, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Why don't you take Ross?
58660, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,Are you all right?!
58661, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"What, now?"
58662, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Phoebe,"Okay fine! Fine! We’ll just have to think of some other way to put the whole ‘Who came onto who,’ thing to rest! Come on now, think!!"
58663, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,"Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free."
58664, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!"
58665, Central Park," Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross, They both giggle,",7,Ross,"Oh hey, don’t thank me, thank yourself. You’re the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them."
58666, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,"I’m talking about you. You big, big freak."
58667, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler, What is wrong with Emma?
58668, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"This was such a huge mistake. I can’t tell him Phoebe. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t…"
58669, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey, Ahoy!
58670, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend."
58671, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Well, may I ask for one example?"
58672, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,And it's a wedding! It'd be weird if I'm not in it...
58673, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"You actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel."
58674, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,It’s amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
58675, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,Honey?
58676, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Yeah!  Are you kiddin'?
58677, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Don't, don't do the plan-laugh."
58678, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica, Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again?
58679, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant."
58680, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, so, what's that supposed to mean?!"
58681, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Oh-oh, okay, okay! "
58682, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Monica,"A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!"
58683, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?"
58684, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Are you scared?
58685, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,Emily's cousin kicked me out!
58686, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,Alright.
58687, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,"Yeah. All right, I’ll talk to you later."
58688, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, that's OK. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there."
58689, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,Thank you.
58690, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Bodington's!
58691, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this?  Ok, how about this we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first."
58692, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey," Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part."
58693, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
58694, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,So Ross?
58695, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,No.
58696, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, sweetie."
58697, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?"
58698, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,"Oh, it was great! The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her 'til she did."
58699, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That one will.
58700, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Rachel,"No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a huge step down!"
58701, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey, Chandler! He's here!
58702, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,Then get over yourself! Grow up!
58703, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Hey!
58704, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel, Oh my God.
58705, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Hm-mmm.
58706, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,"Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, you’ve been a little short with me lately. I’m not trying to irritate you."
58707, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, classy."
58708, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe?! Wait a—but-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup."
58709, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,No he didn't. [Moving it back.]
58710, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,"Are you, are you, are you sure it’s ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, I’ve always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child."
58711, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,"Woah, woah, that’s not pretty!"
58712, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"Oh, my God!"
58713, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Rachel," I’m sorry. I’m sorry. You’re right, you are a tough guy. You’re the toughest palaeontologist I know."
58714, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"Hey Joey, come taste this."
58715, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...
58716, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,"Okay. Umm, for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...."
58717, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! "
58718, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,17 years ago.
58719, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,We-we-we—I remember being in a chapel.
58720, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,"Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said…"
58721, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,Oh really? Like what Monica?
58722, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!"
58723, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,You’re not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
58724, Central Perk," Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag,",7,Joey,"I don’t know. You uh, you got something for me?"
58725, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,"Here, let me make the milk, I’m up anyway."
58726, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?
58727, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,Which one do you have?
58728, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Chandler,Mike didn't tell you? You have to chose one of us to be in your wedding. One of his groomsmen fell out.
58729, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,You mean like a doctor?
58730, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,No.
58731, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that."
58732, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,FREE PORN!!!
58733, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Monica,He doesn't have anyone.
58734, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,This can not be happening!
58735, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now."
58736, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts."
58737, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game."
58738, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Not yet, no. "
58739, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Are you kidding? Phoebe, I would be honored. "
58740, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!
58741, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,Does seem pretty perfect.
58742, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That’s my Dad, that’s Frank! Yeah! I’m sorry I’m getting all flingy."
58743, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,And you did it first?! This is gonna kill him! You know how much he loves to propose!
58744, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, those places! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes ""Mooooo""!"
58745, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!"
58746,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler, Why...why?
58747, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,"Oh honey, don’t worry. I really do feel like tomorrow’s the day."
58748, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,I know it doesn't make much sense…
58749, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"""Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."""
58750, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Well it hit me anyway! And it would’ve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
58751, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Hi, is uh, is Carol here?"
58752, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Well isn’t it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?
58753, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?"
58754, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Joey, Anybody gonna eat that?
58755, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Joey,I need something sweet.
58756, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no!  Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I..."
58757, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!"
58758, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country."
58759, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for."
58760, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,These-these are beads of joy.
58761, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
58762, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Jeez, you say one thing, and..."
58763, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler," Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!"
58764, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica, You have got to go home!
58765, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Wow!
58766, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Really?!
58767,,,6,Rachel,
58768, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"What's the big deal, sit somewhere else."
58769, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
58770, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh, okay."
58771, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, "
58772, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,Monica? You're Mom.
58773, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,"Uh, actually I think she went to the salon."
58774, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,...Hm.
58775, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Chandler,"That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?"
58776, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Hey!
58777, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"No sweetie, you’ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You’ve got to kiss some serious robot ass!"
58778, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yeah.
58779, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross, Hello! Can I get you anything?
58780, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,I’m unpacking!
58781, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,Blueberry.
58782, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,I swear I didn’t.  Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
58783, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yes, it’s in my… In…in my pocket.  My back pocket! My back pocket!"
58784, Back at the party in 1987," People are dancing to ""Disco Inferno"" by The Trammps,",10,Monica,"Oh, crap!"
58785, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,I don't know what... you're talking about.
58786, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!"
58787, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,A basket of mini-muffins.
58788, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"No really, you tell me what’s up."
58789, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,How’d did it go?
58790, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,What??
58791, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,What's going on?
58792, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so..."
58793, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Aww, man, now we won’t be bank buddies!"
58794, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey, Hey.
58795, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didn’t take any of my suggestions! That’s for coming buddy. I’ll see you later. 
58796, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?"
58797, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Come here, I want to show you something!"
58798, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,I know!
58799, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica, It’s the deli again!
58800, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,'So Cheesy' also has an opening.
58801, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"You-you gotta take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me."
58802, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"I’m not Jewish, so…"
58803, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,
58804, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,"Okay, good, ‘cause umm, well maybe we could have a little workout of our own..."
58805, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,My boss wants to buy my baby!
58806, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,Well why didn’t you stop her?! Why didn’t you just tell her it was a plan?!
58807, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What’s going on?
58808, Hospital,,10,Rachel," Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green."
58809, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe,Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
58810, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,Okay!
58811, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Chandler,"Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight."
58812, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler, Next time?
58813, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Rachel,"Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?"
58814, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, you like that baby?  May we help you?"
58815, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Hey, listen you ah...."
58816, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, I think she’s great. Okay? We’re going out again."
58817, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie."
58818, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?"
58819, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,I guess you weren’t there. 
58820, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Ah, first, I-I would like to say thank you for agreeing to see me again."
58821, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,Fine! You’re on!
58822, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle.  'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'."
58823, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Oh, this one’s for me!"
58824, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I don’t see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. 
58825, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?"
58826, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Chandler,What did I marry into?
58827, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!"
58828, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"Oh, that was my work laugh."
58829, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Oh, yes. Well it’s very beautiful. It’s cream-colored and tight [Realizes what he just said and looks worried. Monica and Ross also looked shocked. Judy and Jack give Chandler a very dirty look.] I don’t mean tight, I mean it’s not too tight, not that I was looking at-[giving up all hope, he puts his head into his hands.]"
58830, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Chandler,"Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business."
58831, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Phoebe come here
58832, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey, A place to entertain my lady friends.
58833, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
58834, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"In this life, Phoebe."
58835, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,"Oh, it was awful.  I guess some people just don't appreciate really good food."
58836, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. "
58837, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Okay. 
58838, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,Okay and he hasn’t proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
58839, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe, Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
58840, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it!  Okay. You got it?"
58841, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel, Hi Daddy.
58842, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,Good night.
58843, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,I don’t—she said y’know that I’d have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
58844, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,Oh hi!
58845, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I should probably call them."
58846, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"So I guess we’re back to uh, Baby Girl."
58847, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh, me too."
58848, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
58849, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey," Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?"
58850, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,What?
58851, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Joey, I figured you’d understand. I mean, I-I’ve known him a lot longer."
58852, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Rachel,"Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day…"
58853, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,"Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version."
58854, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"That’s impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that."
58855, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy."
58856, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"What about you honey, who would be on your list?"
58857, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!
58858, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica, Hey! Happy Anniversary!
58859, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,Uh-huh.
58860, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler,I think it’s necessary. 
58861, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,
58862, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,That’s funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
58863, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?"
58864, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
58865, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
58866, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,No!
58867, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Get me Mark on the phone!,3,Rachel,
58868, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Rachel,"Oh, you-you mean your earrings?"
58869, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Yeah! 
58870, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"I know. It’s just y’know usually when you’re, when you’re done with the pregnant thing, y’know, then you get to do the mom thing. I’m gonna be y’know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking Tequila."
58871, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Ross,Got it!
58872, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I—I need to, I need to lie down."
58873, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em! And we're not a couple of suckers!"
58874, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,Mustached bastard…
58875, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,What’s this? Is this Ross’s wedding invitation?
58876, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
58877, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,It's a beautiful thing.
58878, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Umm, oh, hey, I don’t know. How about a big one?"
58879, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?"
58880, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Do you hear something? 
58881, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,So how was the honeymoon?
58882, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know that’s coming? Me. Are you?"
58883, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, you know Paolo?"
58884, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness!
58885, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
58886, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,In London?
58887, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people!
58888, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Wow, what?"
58889, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"You want a job? Turn off ""Oprah,"" and send out a resume!"
58890, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.  Why aren’t you with Rachel?
58891, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Uhu, uhu, well, then, great. If you love it, I love it."
58892, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Okay, just sweep it."
58893, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.
58894, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,What? Honey.
58895, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Hi. I-I hear you’re going on a ferry tonight.
58896, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me!"
58897, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,"Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'..."
58898, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,Say good-bye to sore muscles!
58899, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
58900, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica, I like that poster!
58901, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,"I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun."
58902, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we’ve seen each other?"
58903, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel,"Oh, stop that! Don’t kid about that!  Will all the stars be there?"
58904, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,Joey!
58905, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel," Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!"
58906, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,Yeah! I'll see ya later! Yeah!
58907, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,Yes!
58908, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!"
58909, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
58910, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"I’m just saying that y’know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. Right?"
58911, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross,Hi!
58912, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Eh! 
58913, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,‘Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that I’m not gonna have and it’s freaking me out. I don’t know what to do about it.
58914, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Well, stuff like where’d we live, y’know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y’know, we could have a cat that had a bell on it’s collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we’d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old."
58915, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,But we're not ready to tell yet!
58916, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Chandler,Get ready to run. 
58917, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!"
58918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Monica,Why do you want to see my hand?
58919, Ross�,,9,Ross,"I don�t know, are we just kissing guys on balconies?"
58920, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,Your last dance. Do it for us.
58921, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Rachel,Yep!
58922, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Was she good?
58923, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica," Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding."
58924, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Yeah! Richard!
58925, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,What�s the matter with me? Why I�m such a girl?
58926, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, I’m sorry, it will never happen...  Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and I’m the king."
58927, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey, OH YES!!!!!
58928, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, Did you like me when we first met?
58929, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"No no, about a month ago she gave her number to some guy in a bar."
58930, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,I’m sorry. What?
58931, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Hi!
58932, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Monica,"Chandler, you're an only child, right? You don't have any of this."
58933, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,"Sure, neighbor come on in."
58934, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,Your sister Ursula.
58935, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino’s."
58936, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala."
58937, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,"Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me."
58938, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel,My God! What happened to you?
58939, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,You stink!
58940, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough."
58941, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,Since when?
58942, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something...  Although actually I'm really not that hungry..."
58943, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Monica," Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?"
58944, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Ross,"Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?"
58945, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross, Why not?
58946, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.
58947, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,You too!
58948, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum."
58949, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica, BECAUSE OF OUR MEDDLING! Alright?
58950, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Phoebe,Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!
58951, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"C'mon, we're roommates!  My eyes!! My eyes!!"
58952, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler, Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!
58953, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"I’m right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there’s no heat! Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!"
58954, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, okay, okay, okay... Still sure about me being myself?"
58955, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"I don't know uhh…  Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes."
58956, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Pick me!!
58957, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, just look at her... "
58958, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"See Joe, not that that’s not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y’know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!"
58959, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey, In a minute!!
58960, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Ross,I heard it. I heard it.
58961, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh ooh, we have a live one!"
58962, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Look at you! You’re up!
58963, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, maybe I will go  yea will have a second honeymoon at the Tulsa romana.
58964, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"What, what is it?"
58965, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,That's a pig.
58966, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Who are these men?
58967, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey," Y’know, something a little snugglyer?"
58968, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Okay, give me a second!  Did you clean up in here?"
58969, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,Yeah she said something about crumbies.
58970, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I'm kinda heading into a new career direction and, you know, you gotta start at the bottom."
58971, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler, Art lover!
58972, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yay, okay!"
58973, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,That's a defense?
58974, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Well, that's cool. So did… "
58975, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Those are my gifts, I got them for you."
58976, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,But what if uh—and I’m not saying she will be—But…
58977, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Really?
58978, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
58979, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"Monica, what are you doing?"
58980, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Wh… So… If neither of you are married by the time you’re 40, you’re gonna marry Joey."
58981, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!"
58982, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Ross,It would be so cool to live across from you guys!
58983, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Good luck.
58984, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel," Wh—no, but y’know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille."
58985, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas."
58986, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad."
58987, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler,Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.
58988, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,"It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said. But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today."
58989, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?"
58990, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica,"Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. "
58991, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Well don’t—What happened to Jessica’s body?!
58992, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Oh! I sous stand.
58993, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So, did you pick one yet?"
58994, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,Well what… Y’know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna go over there; I’m gonna kick his ass!  Will you help me?!
58995, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Joey, you had the night!"
58996, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmm, soup.  I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!"
58997, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
58998, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross, That is Mark?
58999, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe," Listen umm, yeah okay, I need to talk to you!"
59000, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,Seriously?
59001, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Phoebe,Why is Ross doing that?
59002, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,"Perhaps. Now I’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?"
59003, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  Wait! One second! Just…
59004, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,Ross?
59005, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Well I can do whatever I want!  I made her!  Come on little girl, hi!"
59006, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
59007, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,You want my advice?
59008, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,You just don’t look old enough to have a twenty-year-old daughter.
59009, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.
59010, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,Cheers!
59011, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,Okay get your coat!  Nice work!
59012, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross,You guys.
59013, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian."
59014, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"What the hell are you talking about,  ""The south will rise again man."""
59015, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,Hummus. I got the hummus.
59016, Mr," Zelner’s Office, he’s in a meeting as Joey bursts in,",8,Joey,Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!
59017, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
59018, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Two!
59019, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper,",9,Ross,"And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break.  I'm a terrible father!"
59020, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!"
59021, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,Yeah.
59022, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don't"
59023, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,"Besides, if anybody's gonna get free stuff, it's gonna be me."
59024, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Okay, fine!"
59025, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, who’s it for?"
59026, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
59027, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Please...wait, how did you do that?"
59028, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Oh here’s a whole bunch.
59029, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh my God!
59030, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"Okay, so what’s the matter?"
59031, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Excuse me?
59032, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,So it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.
59033, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
59034, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Yeah but, he’s not your type."
59035, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler, Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
59036, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,They kept your room for a while.
59037, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Okay Joey? Chandler's here, he was wondering…  Okay, I guess he ran out of change."
59038, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s Ross on one of his drives!"
59039, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler,"That was an obvious joke, and I didn’t think of it. Why didn’t I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!"
59040, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,"All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point."
59041, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"You’re right. You’re right, he’s just embracing life. We could all stand to be a little more like Parker. You know what? I am like him! I’m a sunny, positive person."
59042, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl."
59043, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"That’s not, prison lingo, is it?"
59044, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"No-no, Kathy."
59045, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?"
59046, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Mm-hmm. She’s—she’s emotional, but, but ballsy."
59047, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back."
59048, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,"Well, then, I’m okay with being high maintenance."
59049, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Then I'm happy too. 
59050, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?"
59051, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"The lights, please.."
59052, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,Noo!! Okay!!
59053, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, you have homosexual hair."
59054, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,What's going on with you?
59055, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,"You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!"
59056, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"No, one of them..."
59057, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I don’t like my new eye doctor.
59058, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,And it could've just as easily have been a bullet.
59059, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet."
59060, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,Yeah!
59061, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
59062, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Oh.. man..
59063, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Ursula!  Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe!"
59064, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Yeah.
59065, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"All right Chandler, you’re up."
59066, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe," Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm."
59067, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,What d'you want?
59068, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,And she just gave you this?
59069, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,Hey guys!
59070, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,Eh-wh—Excuse me?
59071, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses."
59072, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica," Ow, what are the chances!"
59073, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,I'm not scared.  HE CAN SENSE MY FEAR. MY THROAT IS EXPOSED.
59074, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
59075, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Do you see this? 
59076, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,You chipped in?!
59077, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Well, it still has to go, right?"
59078, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"Thanks, that would be great. Hey, honey, wouldn't that be great?"
59079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Joey, Hey!
59080, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
59081, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight."
59082, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,Okay. Sure. 
59083, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
59084, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Joey, we're not keeping this!"
59085, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Wow!
59086, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, just go. You’re never gonna get it!"
59087, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,I think it's winning.
59088, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! 
59089, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"Y’know Terry, I-I don’t really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series,  with a robot."
59090, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson."
59091, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake."
59092, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!"
59093, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Shhh, busy beaming with pride."
59094, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
59095, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,You like Green Bay?
59096, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,What’s up?!
59097, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Hi!
59098, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,Oh I just miss him so much!
59099, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?"
59100, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?"
59101, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"What? What, do you mean you're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it Rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot."
59102, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,"Nope, she’s perfect."
59103, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book."
59104, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what we’re gonna do! I’m gonna write Joey on one napkin  and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?"
59105, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
59106, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"All right, fine! But I had too! I had to do it for my career!"
59107, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,All right!
59108, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"So, that’s it?"
59109, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,"Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?"
59110, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,I’m not writing about you! I’m writing about other people.
59111, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey!  Dude, some guy just called for you."
59112, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
59113, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Chandler,I can’t believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
59114, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,I am so glad you said cooks.
59115, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me."
59116, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,So all we have is ice?
59117, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant."
59118, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because it’s revealing which I’m fine with, no I’m concerned about your health, sun exposure."
59119, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother.  He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go."
59120, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,It kills over one americans every year.
59121, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white."
59122, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,Well? Isn't that amazing?
59123, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?"
59124, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can’t decide between the two of them. Y’know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she’s a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Y’know she’s, well she’s-she’s just as pretty, I guess she’s smart, she’s not fun."
59125, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,Why?
59126, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,You’re never leaving the apartment!
59127, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,She is gonna hate me.
59128, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
59129, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,Oh! You're awake!
59130, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little."
59131, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,What?
59132, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"I’m sorry Pheebs, I guess I’m just really said that I’m leaving."
59133, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Sure!  Umm, where are you from?"
59134,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!"
59135, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Everybody down! Everybody down! 
59136, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler,Oh man!
59137, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Anyone mind if I save this?
59138, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
59139, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,"Nah, Nah, it’s okay. I feel like I need to be in guy place. You know, do kind of like a man thing."
59140, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,I’d like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldn’t that be nice?
59141, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,What?
59142, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"
59143, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No one’s here!  Oh damnit!
59144, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe," Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?"
59145, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Oh my God!
59146, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"Well, that's spongy."
59147, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Why not?
59148, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!
59149, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Oh, she isn’t home."
59150, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"Tell me about it, huh? "
59151, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Thank you.
59152, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. It’s just, you know, it’s this whole stupid Ursula thing, it’s..."
59153, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk,",10,Rachel,So how is the uhm... baby styling business going?
59154, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,Phoebe no!
59155, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me.  Okay, I said that out loud right?"
59156, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,"That’s a good question, dad. That’s a good question…"
59157, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,Already?!
59158, A newsstand," Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper,",8,Phoebe,Oh hello.
59159, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"Hey, how was the Met?"
59160, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross,"Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble."
59161, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat , I was thinking we would eat around four.",6,Monica,
59162, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Shhhh!
59163, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,"‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute."
59164, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Joey’s!
59165, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey, Problem solved.
59166, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??"
59167, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hi!
59168, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left,",3,Rachel," Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, you’re not home."
59169, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,What are you doing?
59170, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"No, no, no... No, I mean... se-x-u-ally..."
59171, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah man. 
59172, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Monica, Hey.
59173, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,All right.
59174, Paul’s Cabin," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Really? Okay. Okay, I-I’ll go upstairs.  If-if you get me something from the car."
59175, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,I have plans.
59176, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Phoebe,"No, did we miss it?"
59177, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Seriously, your dad doesn’t like pranks."
59178, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel, Hi!
59179, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,I just wanna check something.
59180, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"I can’t believe her, y’know it’s just—it’s so typical."
59181, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh, because his penis was too big.  They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?"
59182, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Hey Amy.
59183, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys."
59184, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,Hey.
59185, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Really? How good?
59186, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,What if I asked?
59187, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?"
59188, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,I’m not gonna go out with him.
59189, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,"For my last birthday you gave me a hug!  Okay, read the card! Read the card!"
59190, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Why am I hearing cheering?
59191, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
59192, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Oh, what are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?"
59193, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,"Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach."
59194, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Rachel,"Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice."
59195, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Phoebe,Nope.
59196, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,I like to see the previews.  The candy.
59197, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Oh my God.
59198, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,Sure.  Coffee? ‘Cause I’m going up there.
59199, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel, Here you go. Thank you!
59200, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, if you don’t tell him, soon he’s gonna be married, and then you’re gonna hate yourself."
59201, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,What?
59202, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
59203, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,Ugh! 
59204, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Great!
59205, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,"No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults."
59206, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Chandler,"Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? "
59207, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Monica,Of course! 
59208, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey, Are you all finished here?
59209, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Please tell me it's his mother.
59210, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica, All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
59211, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance."
59212, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Really?!
59213, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,Hey!
59214, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,I don’t have it!
59215, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Y’know actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. "
59216, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Monica,"Oh, Aunt Liddy’s coming? That means we get five dollars each!"
59217, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,I don't know where the phone is.
59218, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, wait!"
59219, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Of course! It all adds up! I mean you you’re obsessed with her. It’s always, ""Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?"" ""Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?"" ""When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?"" You want her!"
59220, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy."
59221, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
59222, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,Are you sure you wanna do this?
59223, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Y’know what? It’s gonna be okay. Y’know what? She’s probably not gonna even want to come.
59224, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,"Oh, it’s great! It’s a great place to just kinda, sit, hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips. "
59225, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,What are you doing here!
59226, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler, What!? They are totally ripping us off!
59227, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, I’ll take care of the rest."
59228, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, y’know? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. It’s been a really bad day, whore wise."
59229, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,Hey Joe what’s up?
59230, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,You just carry that around?
59231, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe," Anyway, I’m going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translator’s date? So that when we, it’s time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, he’s really, he’s kinda cute."
59232, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, Mom never hit."
59233, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"Oh, what’s wrong?"
59234, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,What?! No! It was my idea!
59235, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it."
59236, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Hey, listen, I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda bad taking credit for this, because man, am I gonna get a lot of credit for this!"
59237, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,Ah sure. What's in 'em?
59238, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, How is that worse?!
59239, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?"
59240, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!"
59241, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"Oh, thanks guys!"
59242, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,No seriously... I'm really wedged in here.
59243, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,Okay.
59244, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
59245, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,Makes me wanna puke! 
59246, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Okay.  Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here."
59247, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,No-no it’s not. What-what happened there Ned?
59248, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Ah, did I leave the stove on?"
59249, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross," What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?"
59250, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,Monica! I’m not gonna screw it up!
59251, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,Don't come out here!
59252, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,"Hey, y’know what’s weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people you’re gonna have to say, ""This is my brother-in-law Ross."" Not, ""My friend Ross,"" ""brother-in-law Ross."" That’s weird isn’t it?"
59253, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,"Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that."
59254, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Uhh, because I’m trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick he’s looking over here, say something funny."
59255, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
59256, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?"
59257, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Oh, I know, isn't she?"
59258, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Y'know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number."
59259, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,"Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?"
59260, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"I’m fine, I’m fine."
59261, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,She answered.
59262, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Of course!
59263, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-
59264, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,You guys hear a ringing?
59265, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"You know, I think thats a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims bringing the Indians syphilis."
59266, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,You have Knicks tickets?
59267, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,"Oh, don’t say that! Don’t say that. That’s not true. Is it?"
59268, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,Phoebe! You and I have never played chess!
59269, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Joey," All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!"
59270, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Honey? Leave it to the pros.
59271, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Sagittarius?
59272, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,Yep.
59273, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Yeah... I just don't have that much cheffing experience. Unless it's an all-toast restaurant.
59274, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.
59275, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"I’m a professor here uh, Ross…Geller."
59276, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie."
59277, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh God! So what do we do?
59278, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,Yeah that’s right you weren’t thinking! Y’know what? Let me give you something to think about! 
59279, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,What?
59280, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this might be the last time we'll all be hanging out together."
59281, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,Bye.
59282, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,What?
59283, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,This is not fun!
59284, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,Oh my God!
59285, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,So-so there is no party.
59286, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?"
59287, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,What?! I didn't touch a guitar!
59288, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,We are gonna be great parents.
59289, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler, Hello!
59290, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz."
59291, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious."
59292, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know it’s just been so long since I’ve been to Chuckie Cheese."
59293, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks today and I’ve only had six.
59294, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess."
59295, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!"
59296, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,"Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?"
59297, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Ross,I would!
59298, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Phoebe,"I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off."
59299, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
59300, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,For every night that you’re asleep before I get home from work...
59301, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food."
59302, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Oh.
59303, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,"Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys."
59304, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Joey, I’m Joey! I’m an actor! I don’t know squat about dinosaurs!
59305, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe.
59306, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, you’re gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord."
59307, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, I’ll do whatever you want."
59308, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry."
59309, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?"
59310, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there."
59311, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,"Okay dude!  Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers."
59312, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,Monica! I couldn’t find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
59313, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,"Actually, it’s Miss Chinandolor Bong."
59314, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey, All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!
59315, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
59316, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me."
59317, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,That’s weird!
59318, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"I really do, yeah."
59319, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Oh my God, I love you."
59320, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Phoebe,"God, what a great day. ...What? Weather-wise!"
59321, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Well it’s…I mean I’d just—I’d be self-conscious. You’re my friend; I’d be naked.
59322, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Hey-hey, what’s going on?"
59323, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,"Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say,  I am really enjoying Nacho Chair."
59324, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Rachel,"Well, is Ross home? Maybe I’ll just call him to see if he’s actually seen her."
59325, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
59326, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Did you know he was in there?
59327, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think I’m just gonna take Sebastian to the charity."
59328, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.
59329, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
59330, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Hi! Happy Thanksgiving!
59331, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. . Tails! Monica, she's yours!"
59332, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel, Hi!
59333, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Joey,
59334, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross, I take it.
59335, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. "
59336, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,Well isn’t he your friend? Don’t you want him to be happy?
59337, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe," You wouldn’t! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-I’ve never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know you’ve done it at least twice!"
59338, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Are you sure?
59339, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,
59340, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,I never stopped loving you.
59341, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Well, the turkey's burnt.  Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined."
59342, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey, Yes.
59343, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Yes. Yes! Please, come in."
59344, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross," Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?"
59345, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,"Danny? You know Rachel? She’s nice. She’s not bad to look at, right?"
59346, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Okay I promise. I’ll-I’ll hate it.  Wow! You-you look…hideous.
59347, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross," Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year."
59348, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What the hell happened?!
59349, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,What's going on?
59350, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those…"
59351, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,Yeah.
59352, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Um, you know, just out of curiosity..."
59353, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do."
59354, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica, Ok.
59355, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. 
59356, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,"Oh, you guys are so great."
59357, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,Okay. Hang up! That’s it! Come on!
59358, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.
59359, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,Let's go quicker.
59360, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.
59361, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler, It still doesn’t work.
59362, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,I guess.
59363, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel, Hey! What’s goin’ on?
59364, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Umm…
59365, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!"
59366, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,
59367, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"No, I just talked to them."
59368, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,"Oh-ho-ho, yeah!"
59369, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"No that’s not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when you’re 90 you’ll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."
59370, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,Say 200?
59371, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,
59372, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey, Hey!
59373, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor…"
59374, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,Any room that isn't behind this couch! 
59375, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica, Can't you just say it starts later?
59376, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,What?! It’s 6 o’clock!
59377, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go."
59378, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross,Oh my God! 
59379, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross," Ok, let's do laundry."
59380, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel, Full house.
59381, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey,"Okay. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion! Except uh, you Pheebs. You can live in the thumb."
59382, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Whoa, I'm not done."
59383, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. "
59384, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,"Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh!  Our special night. I mean it just wouldn’t be my—our-our night, if you all weren’t here to celebrate with me—us—Damnit!"
59385, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,You know the song! Sing along!
59386, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it."
59387, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love love them."
59388, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel," Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!"
59389, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica, She said WHAT?
59390, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Sure! Why not?!
59391, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?"
59392, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Oh well I may as well have!
59393, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,Well it turns out that Ben and Sting’s son do not get along.
59394, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,Why not?
59395, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater. "
59396, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh, good to know.  So close!"
59397, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Hey, you're back!"
59398, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,
59399, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman!  And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition! Okay, look, if I have to pretend I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretend there's nothing to know about."
59400, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey, That’s ‘cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
59401, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Nah.
59402, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,Sure.  You don't really handcuff guys to waterpipes do you?
59403, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or.... No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea."
59404, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!"
59405, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, yeah.  I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room."
59406, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Yeah!
59407, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!"
59408, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Okay!
59409, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"Y'okay, Phoebe?"
59410, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Hey.
59411, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"No, I know. That's a part of the whole, you know, them-not-liking-you-extravaganza."
59412, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
59413, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,"I still don’t get it, we didn’t do anything wrong."
59414, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Yeah?
59415, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Don’t worry, we’re just gonna search here for an hour, them we’re gonna go over to Joey’s and search, OK?"
59416, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,"All right, let’s go!"
59417, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,It’s ridiculous!
59418, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,
59419, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,Not a one.
59420, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,"Yeah, Rach, I think you’re handling that really well."
59421, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,"Okay look, I had a lot of water before I went to bed. Can we do this after…"
59422, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Monica,Poor thing!
59423, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ewww, is that what that is?"
59424, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,Yes! She’s very excited about that.
59425, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Give me a number, I don’t want to owe you anything!"
59426, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"But other than that... wholesome, wholesome building."
59427, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica, Um... hi there.
59428, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey," Hey Ross! That art stuff worked, you hooked me up."
59429, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Joey,Wow! This girl is good.
59430, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,"Chandler, I found the perfect ring. "
59431, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?"
59432, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,Yeah!
59433, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him."
59434, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Oh, I don’t, I don’t, I don’t know…"
59435, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Joey," Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?"
59436, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe, Hey
59437, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!"
59438, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Yeah!
59439, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!"
59440, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Thank you! 
59441, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, y’know what I was thinking? We could name her Francette."
59442, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,"God, it’s gonna so weird like when I come home and you’re not here. Y’know? No more Joey and Chan’s. No more J and C’s. ""You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler’s?"" ""Can’t, its not there."""
59443, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Ooh...I hear that's bad.
59444, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Okay.
59445, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I got that."
59446, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"I know, I know. I went a little crazy."
59447, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Why don’t you like PBS, Pheebs?"
59448, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler,Let me see the earrings.
59449, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah. And y’know who should’ve shut their drapes? Is that perverted old couple two doors over.
59450, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I thought you knew that."
59451, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Ross,Still?!
59452, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?"
59453, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?"
59454, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,I bet you did!
59455, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Oh, thanks! "
59456, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,That was you?
59457, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,"All right, fine, but don’t get mad at me. It’s-it’s just a little hard to believe."
59458, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"No, I'll do it. "
59459, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"No, I sat in the paint."
59460, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Chandler,I’m an alien. I’m an alien.
59461, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"C'mon, we're great together, why not?"
59462, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"No! You don’t want to wreck it, you don’t want to go to fast!"
59463, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger."
59464, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross," Oh, sorry."
59465, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Ooh, names?"
59466, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Thank you. I'm glad you agree.
59467, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe," And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!"
59468, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,Nice!
59469, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
59470, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
59471, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because you’re a client, I can’t ask you out, even though you give me y’know, the feeling."
59472, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican...  ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?"
59473, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank."
59474, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"Yeah, right!.......Y'serious?"
59475, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there."
59476, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,Why?
59477, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Joey,"Oh,  ""you do, do you""?"
59478, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,What’s the matter?
59479, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Chandler,Why is your family Ross?!
59480, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,Damn Rollos!
59481, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross, Monica!
59482, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"I’m just saying that y’know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. Right?"
59483, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Monica,"Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!"
59484, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Bye!
59485, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
59486, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!"
59487, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!"
59488, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me."
59489, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,Yeah.
59490, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?
59491, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Well, the duck…"
59492, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Rachel,So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
59493, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
59494, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, what’s your name?"
59495, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y’know I just wish we could be like on a break!
59496, Rachel’s office," Joanna’s telling Rachel, her side of the story,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I know..."
59497, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"So. This has always been Monica’s bed, what you’re just noticing now, how self-involved are you?"
59498, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey, Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didn’t get the part?
59499, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Oh man.
59500, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,I don’t get this! She was horrible! 
59501, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do."
59502, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Oh...
59503, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,What? You ordered pizza without me?!
59504, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,Okay that does sound like fun.
59505, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe.
59506, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,Okay.
59507," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey,"Noo,  In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the..."
59508, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!"
59509, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"All right, relax. It’s just a shoe."
59510, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,I think so too.
59511, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,I hope I win!
59512, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, is everything all right?
59513, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,It's okay. Go take the test and see if we're okay.
59514, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is.  ""Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?"" Don't know!"
59515, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,"Thank you Helen, that'll be all."
59516, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Chandler,At least let me smoke it to the good part.
59517, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?"
59518, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
59519, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,It is starting to get dark out there.
59520, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,"Great! All right, so I’ll call you later."
59521, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
59522, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"No, I’m not."
59523, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look!
59524, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,That’s what I told him!
59525, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Joey,Yeah? Really? No one’s home?
59526, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,"Ross, don't let her drink anymore! "
59527, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, ""Get the hell out of my way!"""
59528, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!"
59529, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"All right, that makes sense. "
59530, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe, Have I gone deaf?
59531, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!"
59532, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?"
59533, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,"Listen, I’m sure that dad doesn’t care. He probably thought this was funny; he’ll be telling this story for years!"
59534, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica,That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
59535, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
59536, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey, Hey!
59537, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,She said you gave her the razor!
59538, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Monica,What happened?
59539, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"Turkey’s are beautiful, intelligent animals!"
59540, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Ross,"Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! "
59541, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?"
59542, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross, How 'bout Ben?
59543, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Okay, see ya later."
59544, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?"
59545, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I thought I did! Oh hey guess what? The premiere is next week and you’re all invited! 
59546, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,You mean how they're friends and nothing more? 
59547, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Hey!",8,Phoebe,
59548, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?"
59549, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,Good! Good! Five points!
59550, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Ugh.  Sorry.  Okay, Las Vegas."
59551, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Could I borrow it?
59552, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,What's going on?
59553, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what, I’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more."
59554, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Um, well, get over it. So, I mean you, you just seem to be a really nice guy, you know. Don't be so hard on yourself okay."
59555, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Why?
59556, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I didn’t… I never said that.
59557, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Yeah. That’s fine. That’s fair. Is it Tag?
59558, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe, Hey.
59559, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,"Yeah, we'll be okay."
59560, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Chandler," Hey Monica, here's your broom back."
59561, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,"Someone's left a glass on the coffee table. There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads of condensation are inching their way closer and closer to the surface of the wood..."
59562, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, ""island's stuff""."
59563, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!"
59564, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"Well, your gonna need much bigger jars."
59565, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Thanks!
59566, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Joey.
59567, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Did I say you could smell it?!
59568, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel," Yeah, well, y'know umm… No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!"
59569, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,Hey! Wow! You look great! Wanna move in with me tomorrow?
59570, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I'd like that."
59571, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,You're smart. I like that.
59572, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"So, then you can stay as long as you want."
59573, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"So, Saturday night!"
59574, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica,What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
59575, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Not really.
59576, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
59577, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.
59578, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"No.  No, no, I'm not ready!  How can I be ready?  ""Hey, Rach!  You ready to jump out the airplane without your parachute?""  Come on, I can't do this!"
59579, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Good! Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong."
59580, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Chandler,How’s your room Rach?
59581, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,Well lets see. Maybe he knows where Ross is. .
59582, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,This is Rachel. 
59583, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food…"
59584, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here."
59585, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,Nothing.
59586, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I blew it. I wouldn’t of even hired me."
59587, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!"
59588, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people."
59589, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you did some real good thinkin’ in there."
59590, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,Y’know what? I-I kinda have.
59591, Central Perk,,10,Ross,Yeah!
59592, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Chandler,"Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room."
59593, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe," Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube."
59594, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,What?
59595, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,I can't believe that didn't work!
59596, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,No!
59597, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,Yes.
59598, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,"Oh, that’s very—Really very-very okay."
59599, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for."
59600, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me.  So, did you hear something you liked?"
59601, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,They're gonna do it together.
59602, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"Yeah—no, just that last song."
59603, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler," Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?"
59604, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?!
59605, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Do you want me to call?
59606, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma."
59607, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Good! That’s good!
59608, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey, No.
59609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,What time?
59610, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,You were staring about eight inches south of there.
59611, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
59612, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler, And is this in case the house sneezes?
59613, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey," I don’t know Ross! I-I tell you what, let’s flip to see who does it, okay? You-you call it in the air, all right?"
59614, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
59615, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
59616, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,"Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people you’ve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don’t do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? ‘Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the who’s who of human crap. "
59617, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler, I have no idea.
59618, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler, You’re messy.
59619, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown."
59620, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"Hi! Umm, I’m Monica Geller, I’m the chef at Alessandro’s."
59621, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey," Hey, you guys!"
59622, Joey’s bedroom," he’s snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over,",4,Chandler,"All right buddy, time to roll over.  No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! You’re going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!"
59623, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"I don’t care, I’m not going anywhere."
59624, The ride along,,5,Ross,So where are we going next?
59625, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe, I’m talking about massages.
59626, Restaurant,,9,Joey, From school.
59627, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,"All right, I guess we should go."
59628, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,What do you mean?
59629, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,But I do know that it’s some time tomorrow.
59630, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,It is the softest hair! Touch it! 
59631, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,"I can an A? In-in school?  Hey, I’m a dork."
59632, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Hey!
59633, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Right.
59634, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,I don't think so.
59635, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,Which ones?
59636, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,What? What?! You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!
59637, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe, Sells drugs to kids.
59638, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"Well, y'know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as...  Ahh, what?"
59639, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?"
59640, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Ross,Getting it away from me would be job one.
59641, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good."
59642, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,We think Chandler might be having an affair.
59643, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,That must be our alcohol and beers! 
59644, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler,You have to pick your moments.
59645, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget. There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there’s going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris."
59646, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,Forget about her.
59647, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,"Seriously? Seriously, no! You can play your own age which is 31!"
59648, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Joey, Hey-hey-hey you made it!
59649, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again."
59650, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,Joey!
59651, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,Oh God. I'm so sorry.
59652, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Me? No. You?
59653, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, you’ve been Bamboozled!"
59654, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! 
59655, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Ohh!! Ohh!! And I love you!
59656, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,So?
59657, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,007?! This is James Bond’s tux?!
59658, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,"No! No! Not—I don’t mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, who’s umm six and I still think of him as a baby."
59659, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica, Give me that!
59660, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Ross," I mean, Ben! Ben!"
59661, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas? No! Didn’t think so! Okay, c’mon guys, show us where the presents are!"
59662, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here!  There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!"
59663, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Chandler,"I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place."
59664, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,What?!
59665, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,What happened to 'you can't live without me four days a week'?
59666, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, then no."
59667, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
59668, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt."
59669, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Yeah, cheerie-o!"
59670, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,I would say that.
59671, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,Okay. Then I guess I have dry eyes and a scratchy throat for no reason.
59672, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God! Monica’s just gonna kill you.
59673, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,It’s my joke.
59674, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Why not? Come on! Just, just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now."
59675, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Ah!! Okay! Eyes open at all times! Oh, hey, how do we decide where we...  be?"
59676, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel, See?
59677, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"All right, but in the future..."
59678, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,"Oh, it's not so bad. Monica's gonna make potpourri! I think I'm gonna go wander out in the rain for a while."
59679, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you got to get to the hospital."
59680, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Monica, I'm going to tap class.
59681, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel," Joey, do you have a minute?"
59682, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,"Well, y’know I’m 29. I mean who needs a savings account."
59683, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!
59684, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Wait, does he eat chalk?"
59685, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.
59686, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,"Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!"
59687, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Vogue! Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman."
59688, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp!  Ah!! That thing gets hot!!"
59689, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
59690, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,"Umm, no."
59691, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Well, whatever it is I'm-I'm very, very sorry. Okay?"
59692, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,Like this.  Pictures of cute babies we don’t know. We..we can’t have that.
59693, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!"
59694, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment."
59695, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,Thank you.
59696, The street down the block from Central Perk," Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note,",6,Joey,"Yeah, it’s  mine."
59697, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I don’t think so Joe."
59698, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"That is an old, Chinese woman!"
59699, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Je te flouppe Fli.
59700, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Phoebe,"So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer’s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven’t been cleaned yet?"
59701, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Joey,How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
59702, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey," Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question."
59703, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon."
59704, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,Hey!
59705, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?"
59706, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know, but don’t worry, don’t worry, because I know how to take a picture now. "
59707, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? 
59708, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Oh my God! Monica!
59709, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Thank you!
59710, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Oh! My hero! What happened?
59711,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
59712, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,All right.
59713, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler, Obviously.
59714, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up."
59715, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Well, are any of those people here?!"
59716, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!
59717, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica, Hi!
59718, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe, And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
59719, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,You just put an empty carton back in the fridge!
59720, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,I told ya.
59721, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,It happened in London.
59722, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"Um, I'm not actually Amish."
59723, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Well tell us! What are they?
59724, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Paid your phone bill?
59725, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Huh?
59726, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,That's so sweet. Find anything?
59727, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Ross won’t like her personality."
59728, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"‘Cause Carol’s a lesbian.  And, and I’m not one. And apparently it’s not a mix and match situation."
59729, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe,"You could get arrested, right now! "
59730, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No, hey-hey, come on,  Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!"
59731, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Rachel, it’s going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here."
59732, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. 
59733, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,She does want to.
59734, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Good that’s a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Y’know? Does Rachel move the phone pen?"
59735, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Alright! Just follow my lead!
59736, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right, all right, all right. "
59737, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!"
59738, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Yeah me too, all night."
59739, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,I think you look fine.
59740, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"No, I-I’m saying I liked her."
59741, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,What time is it now?
59742, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"
59743, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe," Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water."
59744, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,"Yes, of course. "
59745, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,
59746, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just..."
59747, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"That proposal, at the planetarium…"
59748, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,What? What!?! You kissed him?
59749, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Ok. 
59750, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way  Hello."
59751, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"I mean, the job’s easy and the money’s good, you know? I guess I’m going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys."
59752, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay."
59753, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,"Well, it's a little low... pick up a little...  Now throw it away!"
59754, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green."
59755, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? "
59756, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,You went out with Wallis Pincer?
59757,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,That's not how you really feel is it?
59758, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Sure!
59759, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,"I don’t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin’ ‘em around..."
59760, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. "
59761, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler," I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it."
59762, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,"Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It’s My Giant!"
59763, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
59764, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"I was going to tell you, but…"
59765, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends."
59766, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Dude. You're married to my sister.
59767, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,Hi!
59768, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,Not a problem.
59769, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,It’s Clint. It’s Clint! 
59770, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Phoebe,Hey.
59771, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,It’s true?!!
59772, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  What are you doing?,3,Rachel,
59773, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Are you serious?
59774, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Yeah but it’s too much stuff. You know like, you got the candles and the foofy schmoofer thing here and over here you got a picture of a watering can."
59775, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"All right, so we should go catch our movie."
59776, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Aaaah…
59777, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,Yeah?  Hi!
59778, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Chandler,All right.
59779, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Nope, not knocked up yet."
59780, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross," And uh, Rachel."
59781, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,I know...
59782, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross, So I’m gonna take off then!
59783, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Monica,We’re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
59784, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"I’m Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when you’re too big for it."
59785, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe,"You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little."
59786, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Joey,"There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!"
59787, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,Hey.
59788, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross," I’m sorry, I’ve got plans with my sister."
59789, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,I sang.  Hah!
59790, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,I sent them home.
59791, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Oh hey Joey! What's up?
59792, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Yeah well, I’m guessing after this she’s not going to be crazy about electricity either."
59793, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Joey,"Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. "
59794, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross," hey, fella! How you doing?"
59795, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"I’m fine! I’m fine! I’m just losing a tooth, it’s no big deal. I have a dentist! Y’know. I’m gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me.  What do I do now? What do I do now?"
59796, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Oh, look, wish me luck!"
59797, A street," Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by,",4,Chandler,Okay. 
59798, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,"Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything?  Did you bring the mail?"
59799, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,Good ones?
59800, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe, Really?!
59801, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it."
59802, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Don’t worry about it Phoebe, we’ll absolutely do it."
59803, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who’s gonna be in the country like all the time."
59804, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,I love you!
59805, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Y’know, it’s-it’s just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don’t get to keep the gifts."
59806, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,Well there's not much we can do.
59807, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, then no."
59808, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,Yes it's true.
59809, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me,  here."
59810, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Yeah! I'll cook!
59811, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,"We're geniuses! Yeah, look at them, look at them, they're really bonding."
59812, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Big dog?
59813, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Chandler,"Hey, come on, you came through, you did what you had to do. That is very dad."
59814, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross, Hey!
59815, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,Yeah!
59816, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Okay, it’s not Relaxi Cab. It’s Relaxicab, like taxicab."
59817, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,So bad.
59818, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel," Ohh, well, this is just perfect!"
59819, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Rachel,Very nice touch.
59820, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there."
59821, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"That’s ridiculous! I’m not a ""Star,"" just a regular famous actor."
59822, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,I’m-I’m sure that’s not true.
59823, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh, hey guys!"
59824, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,"Oh, sorry!"
59825, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so..."
59826, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,"Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!"
59827, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,Yeah?
59828, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,How’d the lecture go?
59829, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Oh my God!
59830, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Rachel,What are you doing?
59831, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!"
59832, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Oh! 
59833, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,"But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective."
59834, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross, Everything okay in there?
59835, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey," I don't want you to see your father cry, GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
59836, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Oh. 
59837, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,Whew! That was a brisk ride!
59838, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
59839, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica, Mmh... this cake is amazing!
59840, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you."
59841, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! "
59842, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,Oh. Right. ...Oh great.
59843, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome.  I'm talking to Rome."
59844, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,Feeling a little better sweetie?
59845, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,"Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn."
59846, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,I think face to face.
59847, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,He’s coming into the audience. He’s coming into the audience.
59848, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, happy my wedding day to you!"
59849, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,Hey Gunther.
59850, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,No!
59851, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Okay!
59852, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, I'll go in on that with you! I couldn't think of anything."
59853, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Nope! Every once and a while I just scream stuff at the TV.
59854,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Never?
59855, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,"Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.  What?"
59856, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,Are you serious—Really?! It’s in such good condition.
59857, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,I spelled out boobies.
59858, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Nope, not knocked up yet."
59859, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler,"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?"
59860, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Wh-what do we do?
59861, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel,Your agent called. You got that audition.
59862, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Joey,Me too! Me too! Me too! 
59863, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,The fruit roll up.
59864, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,Yeah.
59865, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,So I'm thinking about you. So what?
59866, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,There's the man I married!!
59867, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,
59868, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"I don't know, I'm one sorry polentologist.  I'm sorry."
59869, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend."
59870, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,Oh my god...
59871, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,"Stay out of my freezer! [Scene A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]"
59872, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,Oh. 
59873, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps."
59874, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"No! Really, no, please, please, that’s, that’s okay."
59875, Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area,9,Chandler,I got you something from Vermont! 
59876, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh!
59877, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,Right.
59878, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
59879, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, ""Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!"" I mean, it is so annoying."
59880, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh wow Wayne, it’s not really something you can teach y’know? It’s pretty much something you’re born with if you——You-you can teach it! I’ll show you right how to do it."
59881, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,What?!
59882, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. 
59883, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,Can I please be there when you tell her? 
59884, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about?
59885, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Sorry.
59886, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
59887, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, Ok 
59888, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
59889, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Thank you.  Oww!!!! God!
59890, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,I can’t believe she cracked your code!
59891, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, no."
59892, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,Yeah! Let's go out.
59893, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross," No. But... it only has to happen once. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? I mean... so, the only question is... are you attracted to me?"
59894, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book."
59895, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!"
59896, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Uh... to the bathroom.
59897, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah baby!
59898, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,When do you think we lost her?
59899, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,What's up Joe?
59900, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,So we're standing firm on the 'not getting our hopes up'?
59901, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I know. Hold on.  Hey Ross?"
59902, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joey’s chair?
59903, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel,God.  I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
59904, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Is-is-is that message old or new?  Old or new?! Old or new?!
59905, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,Oh my—Oh good God!
59906, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel, Whoa-ho.
59907, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?"
59908, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,"So, how many have you sold so far?"
59909, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,They have the best stuff in there.
59910, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Rachel, I know!
59911, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Nice!
59912, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,Here! 
59913, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,I-I-I don’t even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Y’know what? I’m just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
59914, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Excuse me?
59915, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!"
59916, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
59917, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Hey, you know what? Don't worry, Pheebs! It usually takes me three takes too!  Alright, eight."
59918, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Well, why doesn’t he practice with a girl?"
59919, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies."
59920, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Oh, really?"
59921, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,"I knew that!  I sooo didn’t know that, but you should see your faces."
59922, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Oh no-no, after you. "
59923, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,That's worse than no food.
59924, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,"Why would I kiss a girl, and then put her on your bed?"
59925, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,They’re mine!
59926, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,I bet you did!
59927, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,"Yeah, just like the one in the poem."
59928, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,"Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker."
59929, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now."
59930, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,Hi!
59931, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,The woman just vanished!
59932, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
59933, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,What?
59934, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Phoebe,You too!
59935, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,All the time when you're cooking.
59936, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross, Lucky sixes....
59937, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new……old sheet?"
59938, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe," But Emma's got what it takes, she could go all the way!"
59939, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Sure!  God, please take those off!"
59940, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no-no, not her, not her. My youngest sister, Dina, she’s really interested in fashion, and she wants to talk to someone successful, y’know, to give her some advice."
59941, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,"Sure it is! She needs a pen for work, she's writing, she turns it over.... ""Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!"""
59942, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Not really.
59943, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Ah yeah—wait a second now! Look we’re gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I don’t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
59944, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,"What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?"
59945, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,That's just good sense!
59946, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course!"
59947, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Fine!
59948, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood."
59949, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.
59950, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?"
59951, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. "
59952, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin’ you down. Everybody wants to be paid off."
59953, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
59954, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,Do it do it do it!
59955, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,What did you just say?
59956, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Mary-Angela.
59957, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Chandler,Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
59958, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!"
59959, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,Uh! It’s horrible!
59960, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Let’s do it! Ross?
59961, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"Oh, and don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. It’s just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, it’s making all the other guys jealous."
59962, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!
59963, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Hey, listen, I know I came in late last week, but I slept funny, and my hair was very very &ndash;"
59964, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"Fine, I’ll go call her."
59965, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
59966, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,God works in mysterious ways.
59967, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"I was not and oh God, shh!"
59968, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"My brother, Ross."
59969, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"Well, we didn’t have freedom here until 1776, either so…"
59970, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross, Hey.
59971, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,An egg?
59972, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Oh, Satan's minions at work again..."
59973, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Ugh, okay Sherlock! "
59974, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,What was it for?
59975, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,"Tonight?!  Oh, there it is!"
59976, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
59977, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah. That’s a great story.
59978, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Let's see what else he'll do!
59979, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!"
59980, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Oh. 
59981, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,"Oh, thank God!"
59982, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"Here she comes. Don’t say a word, okay? Just be cool, don’t be…y'know you."
59983, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
59984, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,"Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.  What are you doing?"
59985, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross, Right.
59986, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
59987, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!
59988, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,Excuse me?
59989, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Say what?
59990, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey,"Hey! Great, you’re home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! "
59991, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you  a Merry Christmas!
59992, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Yay!!
59993, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Joey,"Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room."
59994, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel,But he has to know how I feel!
59995, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"No! No, the robots just work for them."
59996, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ah, ah."
59997, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Well, hey I did learn."
59998, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Ross, Good luck!
59999, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Oh, thank God!"
60000, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Ross," Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?"
60001, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Monica,"Oh, he’s catching up to her!"
60002, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh it’s all right. I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing. It’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different. This is hard.
60003, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!"
60004, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Where is the waitress?! I’m starving!
60005, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?"
60006, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,Yeah.
60007, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Sure!
60008, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica," So um, who was she?"
60009, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hi.
60010, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Come on, Chandler."
60011, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, um, "
60012, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
60013, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much…"
60014, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Joey,"Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in "
60015, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,"Now Joey, what did the duck do?!"
60016, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!"
60017, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!"
60018, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?"
60019, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Joey, Hey.
60020, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,"Uh Joe, when it’s one o’clock in the morning and you don’t come by? That’s okay!"
60021, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,What?! What does he want?! I wasn’t doing anything!
60022, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!"
60023, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey ",8,Chandler,
60024, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,"I don’t think so! You’re just giving me Ruth so you’ll get to name it when it’s a boy, and that’s when you’ll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia."
60025, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!"
60026, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,I didn’t know where to put it so I just left it here for now.
60027, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler,Nngghhh!!!!!!!
60028, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Ooh! Stop putting things down my pants!
60029, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Oh.
60030, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,"I want you to take this seriously! Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her."
60031, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,"Well, yeah."
60032, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"What does that mean?   Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? "
60033, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,"Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? I’m going to go over to Joey’s."
60034, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,What you got over there? Tacos?
60035, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Nooo! Phoebe, of course there is more! I mean, I'll just go and talk to Monica and get an ETA on the pee-pee's!"
60036, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,Okay.
60037, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Ohhh, here it comes."
60038, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,"Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. "
60039, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,"Oh that's okay. Don’t worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back."
60040, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Wait-whoa-whoa, you lost me."
60041, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Hey.
60042, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yeah! You, Chan, and the vein!"
60043, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"She doesn’t know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this morning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I can’t even return them, because she choked on the reciept!"
60044, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,"Ohh… Oh, that’s okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So what’s up?"
60045, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Honey, what’s going on?"
60046, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel,So?
60047, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,"Oh, please..."
60048, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey," Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's give you another turn."
60049, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Joey,Hey. 
60050, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,All right.
60051, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,I don’t what your talking about. 
60052, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,"Rach, I-I can’t tell you how-how much that means to me! Ohh… Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You-you hated the name Ruth! Why-why would you change your mind? Unless, you know we’re never going to have to use it. You did see the folder. You know it’s a boy!"
60053, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,He took my essence!
60054, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,So did you sleep well last night?
60055, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Ross, Dude!
60056, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?"
60057, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Ross,Wait a minute! No! I’m the nice one! I’m the one who danced with the kids all night! How…How small are your feet?! 
60058, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Rachel, Sorry. I’m sorry.
60059, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"No-no, I bought those."
60060, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Joey,No.
60061, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. "
60062, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Joey,"Now, what do you say?"
60063, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?"
60064, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross, Hey.
60065, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Oh, hi, I'm Joey. My stupid friends are buying this house. Who are you?"
60066, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain."
60067, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?"
60068, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Well, why do y’know go in that room  and do your homework?"
60069, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hi, honey."
60070, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Rachel,"This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on."
60071, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Rachel, Nice! One and a half carat easy.
60072, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,We are pretty good.
60073, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,Yeah.
60074, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.  Nothing, just, just, I'm fine."
60075, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Oops! All right, so what do you want to do now?"
60076, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,That's ridiculous!
60077, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Ah….
60078, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,I’ll get it. 
60079, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Rachel,Really?
60080, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Yes, and his father invented that magnetic strip on the back of credit cards."
60081, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,Well…
60082, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,
60083, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Yeah. Look, you don't, you don't talk about like, you know, your girlfriend and the intimate stuff you, you do with her."
60084, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Hello.
60085, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Monica,What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
60086, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,What message?
60087, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,Nevermind.
60088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah y’know, like warm up the crowd. Ask ‘em where they’re from. ‘Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I’m a minis-tainer!  There is no one better! There is no one greater!"
60089, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,Yay.
60090, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Monica,Oh man!
60091, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here."
60092, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Care for a cherry?
60093, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Oh May 15th.
60094, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,I can’t believe she would say that too you.
60095, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m gonna put this  in the car."
60096, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Monica,"No, there is no way! It can not be Ross!  Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!"
60097, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,Hi! I just want to apologize. I’m really sorry I was a baby.
60098, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"No, no, thats OK. Y'know, I think I'm gonna give it a go."
60099, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler, Am I naked again?!
60100, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey, Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
60101, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,�kay.
60102, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica."
60103, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,You don’t?
60104, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Really?
60105, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!"
60106, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"It was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... ""What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?"
60107, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, you should. "
60108, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?"
60109, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Sorry, Rach."
60110, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Oh.
60111, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,"I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich."
60112, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, I know what’ll get us up on a platform!"
60113, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Pheebs, I don’t understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?"
60114, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,What?!
60115, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part.  Helloo!"
60116, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?"
60117, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, ""Hmm, noodle soup."" "
60118, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal!  Yeah, my pants are a little loose!"
60119, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! "
60120, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Joey,Whoo-hoo! 
60121, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,Here in Chelsea.
60122, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,I don’t know! But it’s the same!
60123, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Hey, it’s Phoebe and Rachel. Um, why don’t you tell them what you were telling me earlier about me not being high maintenance?"
60124, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Why?
60125, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Earl, you’re not hearing me! All I’m saying is that you’re not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! "
60126, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Well, he’s finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?"
60127, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,One of the babies is kicking.
60128, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"I just talked to Joey, I just—I want to see how you were."
60129, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?"
60130, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell all over my hands."
60131, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
60132, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,What?
60133, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Joey, How do I look?
60134, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything."
60135, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"Hello, Zelda."
60136, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel, It's about the job.
60137, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! "
60138, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. "
60139, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"No! No, the robots just work for them."
60140, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,No! No! I don’t want him to know we’re yet! I’m not sure I’m ready for that. And besides he’s not gonna be too happy to see me either.
60141, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey,"I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?"
60142, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"You got it. Thanks man. Thanks for doing this, I owe you one.  Oh, hey! There wasn't any change from that twenty, was there?"
60143, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,No!!
60144, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,Oh yeah right! 
60145, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,
60146, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,Barry who you almost...?
60147, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Rachel," Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear."
60148, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,It’s hard for some people!
60149, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
60150, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"No, no maybe ‘cause it’s harder to raise them, and the added expense, and…"
60151, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,What?
60152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"Chandler, this actually bothers you?"
60153, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica, you don't have insurance?
60154, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Honey, it’s 200 on a Wednesday and I’m watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?"
60155, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay."
60156, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,"Oh-oh, Pottery Barn!  You can throw the rest away."
60157, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,"Did you have a crush on me, when you first met me?"
60158, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"No, I can't, I have a baby."
60159, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
60160, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,"Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didn’t break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though."
60161, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"Joey told me, he saw you two kissing."
60162, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,Enh. Sure!
60163, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler, I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
60164, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Well, I’ll ask him for you, if you want me too?"
60165, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,The little ones do.
60166, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,No that’s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
60167, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?
60168, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Okay umm, why don’t we all take a seat, y’know? And uh, and I’ll get us all some uh some coffees—"
60169, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,When did I sign for it?
60170, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"Come on, she'll be here any minute."
60171, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,What?! You say that to kids?!!
60172, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,I don’t know.
60173, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey, YOU KNOW!!!!
60174, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Ross," Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?"
60175, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Phoebe,"Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent."
60176, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Oh, we’re having a big party tomorrow night. Later! "
60177, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,"Oh, come here sweetie, listen, you’re gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job.  That’s not how that was supposed to come out."
60178, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"No, a guy would be saying, ""I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else."" Oh my God! I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! I’ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I’d be giving up! I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again."
60179, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,It’s like ‘Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.’
60180, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Mint!
60181, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey,Great! Go get him.
60182, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,We’re playing Strip Happy Days Game!
60183, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Your joke? Well, I think ‘the Hef’ would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars."
60184, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"It’s not funny, this is actually my job."
60185, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.
60186, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,
60187, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then…"
60188, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,"Oh-ohh, thank you."
60189, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I’d be a millionaire by now, y'know. You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie."
60190, Joey's apartment,  Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!,6,Rachel,
60191, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,"She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan."
60192, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Okay. Well, you be careful."
60193, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe,Hello?
60194, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Every time? 
60195, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,"Oh, no-no-no don’t you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!"
60196, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
60197, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,You too! What are the odds?
60198, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,You do?
60199, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Oh wow. That—y’know what? That is so unfair. Y’know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let’s go have sex!"
60200, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
60201, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
60202, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"All right, y’know what? I-I’m sorry. I will try to tone it down and uh stop yelling."
60203, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
60204, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"I wanna hear ""The Sound."""
60205, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe, Hey.
60206, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end."
60207, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel, Hi.
60208, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,What?!
60209, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You're not sick!
60210, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,"You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know."
60211, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel," Hi, honey."
60212, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,"So far, it kinda blows. I don’t know, I just thought y'know that he’d feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and...."
60213, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,Really?!
60214, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
60215, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Blow it.
60216, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
60217, Ross' apartment," Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon  is playing, Ross and Celia are kissing passionately,",1,Ross,"OK.... um, a weird thing happened to me on the train this morning..."
60218, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,"Oh, great!"
60219, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Yes. Hi, I’d like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch.  I’ll call you back."
60220, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him."
60221, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board."
60222, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,Hey!
60223, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.
60224, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica,"No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?"
60225, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,"Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order."
60226, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"I'd take you out for a romantic night. Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home..."
60227, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"I would say, ""Woman, please!"""
60228, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe, Hey Joey!
60229, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Not her!
60230, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hey Chandler, why so fancy?"
60231, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel,  but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles."
60232, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,Weirder than watching his two moms make out? 
60233, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Hey.
60234, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag and her are arriving,",7,Rachel,"Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what I’m talking about! You have to be organized! You’ve got newspapers! You’ve got magazines! You got—Ohh!  And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever."
60235, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?"
60236, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?"
60237, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose?
60238, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,Hey!
60239, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Okay umm, before I meant you I had really little life and I couldn’t imagine growing old with…"
60240, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage."
60241, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,AAAHHHH!
60242, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it."
60243, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross," So when she came in, I got distracted and totally forgot about the camera. [Cut back to the present day.] It kept rolling and recorded everything."
60244, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?"
60245, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  None for me.,3,Rachel,
60246, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh! That’s good! Wow! But now if you were pregnant, what would you name it? Hint Phoebe."
60247, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,A pajmena?
60248, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,How? I guess I could break down your door.
60249, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together..."
60250, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, ""I can’t wait to hear your first words,"" I thought, ""There’s a trick."""
60251, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,But I insist harder!
60252, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay."
60253, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,I know!!
60254, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,Me too! So happy for them!
60255, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldn’t be awkward!
60256, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,Ross?
60257, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Well, they go into the chipper."
60258, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,Will you excuse me I have to um..... 
60259, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Oh, that is so sweet.  Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?"
60260, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey, And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
60261, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!"
60262, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Umm, I’m sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?"
60263, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross.  Who-who’s Barry and Mindy?"
60264, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"No-no, stay right there.  Gettin’ closer."
60265, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Okay, let’s start with the free messages outside the UN."
60266, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey," You should, please, just gimme another chance. I really wanna get better, please. "
60267, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything."
60268, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Yeah. 
60269, Rachel's bedroom,,9,Rachel,". Well, that's new!"
60270, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,"Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!"
60271, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her  and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you."
60272, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,You used to have carpet.
60273, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Phoebe,"Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in."
60274, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Son of a gun, it is!"
60275, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,He hasn’t gotten out of that chair in two days.
60276, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,Hit me!
60277, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,When you put a ‘D’ at the end of ‘Fine’ you’re not fine.
60278, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,You have a line down your face.
60279, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"Good for you, Joey."
60280, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Ross,Chandler’s gonna ask Monica to marry him!
60281, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey," So you ah, ready for our last practice?"
60282, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
60283, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,I like it.
60284, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica, I can't believe you did that.
60285, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,Me! I'm up for puppets!
60286, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny.  Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
60287, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,I love you!
60288, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh.
60289, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"No, sorry."
60290, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Ross,
60291, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?
60292, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,What?!
60293, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel," Okay, do you see, do you see what you’re keeping me married too?!"
60294, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Yep.
60295, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?"
60296, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah. I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know!! Oh, you should take her!"
60297, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,Kathy was being really nice and you just walked away. I thought we had a deal.
60298, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"So uh, have a great time down there."
60299, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Rachel,"My God, get a room!"
60300, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica, Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
60301, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross,Me too!
60302, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,"All right so, so what do I do?"
60303, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, what's going on?"
60304, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,
60305, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica, Hey!
60306, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Thanks.
60307, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,Oh. Right. ...Oh great.
60308, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,She even reads for pleasure!
60309, After dinner,,3,Ross,"So, Dr. Green, how’s the old boat."
60310, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Chandler,"When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?"
60311, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Chandler," No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now."
60312, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn’t be together, y'know. And you’re gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will."
60313, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Monica,�A qui�n pidio el pollo General Tso? 
60314, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What? 
60315, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?"
60316, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler," Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary."
60317, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over."
60318, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,"I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all we’ve been through, I just—y’know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing."
60319, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"I know that you’re new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum."
60320, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle."
60321, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,All right!
60322, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing another number. "
60323, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,Yes! Have you seen it?
60324, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,Wow.
60325, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Detroit.",8,Chandler,
60326, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!
60327, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook...."
60328, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!"
60329, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan Come in."
60330, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I get more because I’m dainty."
60331, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"I don’t believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! It’s gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! I’d be cold, but I’m always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners."
60332, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross," Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!"
60333, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,Oh yeah?
60334, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,Oh no!!
60335, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Oh! Well let’s look for them.  Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?
60336, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,But people that you don't know and will never see again.
60337, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!"
60338, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that."
60339, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Rachel,"What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?"
60340, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?"
60341, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,Just a job!
60342, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, this guy again. "
60343, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,Rachel?
60344, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,"Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so."
60345, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,How about we talk about this over dinner?
60346, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,Did it turn into sand?
60347, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,I just asked you.
60348, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Phoebe,Good for you!
60349, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,Me and Chandler?! 
60350, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,
60351, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Well, it’s a set and they should probably stay together."
60352, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Yeah.
60353, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,We're not gonna talk about girth are we?
60354, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Okay. This stuff?
60355, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica, Stick out your tongue.
60356, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
60357, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Hi guys.
60358, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Sure, what.. what was the work thing?"
60359, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them."
60360, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Okay.
60361, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler," What I do do…is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me."
60362, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"Well, your gonna need much bigger jars."
60363, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,OK.  I'm in my apartment...
60364, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,Why does anyone have to be naked?
60365, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,Excuse us! 
60366, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,Give me your hands.  Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
60367, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Oh really?
60368, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,
60369, Chandler’s Office," Bob is ransacking Chandler’s office,",8,Chandler, What the hell are you doing?!
60370, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming..."
60371, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. "
60372, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Monica,What? Something happened with the plates?
60373, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But look—I've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that."
60374, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, y’know what, you were right, you were right. We really weren’t great at being guys, but you know why? Because we’re girls."
60375, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Y'know what I just realized? You just freaked out about our relationship.
60376, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Ross,"Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture."
60377, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Yes have you seen any?
60378, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a…man!"
60379, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,. Pooh.
60380, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!"
60381, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?"
60382, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"No, that’s not necessary."
60383, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,A psychic AND a wishbone? Guys! Give someone else a chance!
60384, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?"
60385, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Thanks for lunch, Chandler. Y'know, you didn’t have to walk me all the way back up here."
60386, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross,"Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble."
60387, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, it was a lot of fun right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye!"
60388, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,But what?
60389, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Well done.",8,Phoebe,
60390, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,Joey has got a secret peephole!
60391, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
60392, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"I missed most of the party  Charlie's a girl, right?"
60393, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"It’s kind of embarrassing, y’know. I mean, I was an actor and now I’m a waiter. It’s supposed to go in the other direction."
60394, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Rachel,Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.
60395, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Give him money? It was a joke!
60396, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too."
60397, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,Well that's pathetic!
60398, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,I think it’s important that you do.
60399, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?"
60400, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry.  It’s a little old but…
60401, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey, Hey!
60402, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,That's not advice!
60403, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet.  Bye, y�guys."
60404, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! 
60405, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,You really think that is what he meant?
60406, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,I do not hate Ross!
60407, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler,I think it’s the dying cat parade.
60408, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe," 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'"
60409, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"No!! Y'know-y'know don’t do me any favours. In fact, where, where’s the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm,  Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? I’d like that back too. Yes, I do."
60410, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross, Oh God!
60411, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"‘Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to—"
60412, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,I'm gonna go get one of those  job things.
60413, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat, you don’t think that’s just a little funny?!"
60414, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
60415, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Wow! Can I get a copy of that?
60416, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Yep, can you believe it?"
60417, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Really? What?
60418, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,And?
60419, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Really? Me too!
60420, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,"Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else. And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine comes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not mean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no right to make that kind of judgment about me."
60421, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally."
60422, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Yeah.
60423, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream.  I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.
60424, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Chandler,People do stupid things when they're upset.
60425, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,"Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y..."
60426, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,"Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail."
60427, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,It’s still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!
60428, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
60429, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
60430, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me."
60431, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Ross’s wedding."
60432, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, see ya."
60433, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe," Ok, say no more."
60434, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,What are you doing?
60435, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,All right! Thanks Pheebs!
60436, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
60437, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, Babies don't care if they're slim.
60438, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,What do you mean?
60439, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
60440, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Chandler,You couldn't have at least changed your shirt.
60441, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh…oh-oh-oh…
60442, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, I already, I already did."
60443, Eric’s Apartment," he and Phoebe are still making out,",8,Phoebe,"Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment."
60444, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Chandler,Because I’m cooler.
60445, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe, Hey
60446, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Find some! Please! Anything that doesn’t say I-I died tragically in France. 
60447, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,He’s not?
60448, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,What are we gonna do? I'm starving.
60449, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?"
60450, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?"
60451, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,"That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch."
60452, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Joey,Hey-hey-hey!
60453, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica, Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and... em... they think you're having an affair.
60454, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.
60455, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12..."
60456, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Wha-what?
60457, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… "
60458, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
60459, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,I’m not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
60460, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,Well that thing is clearing in the way! All right. Ah-ha!  Ah-ah!! Damn fridge!
60461, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,You were supposed to tell her!
60462, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,I see what you’re doing!
60463, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?"
60464, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air."
60465, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Well, it's my cat."
60466, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,Not really.
60467, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,What?
60468, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot."
60469, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,Woo!
60470, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table>  she'd have to give her up.
60471, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Joey,"Nope, got it and I got yours  too."
60472, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Thanks.
60473, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,"Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here."
60474, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Ross,Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.
60475, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Yeah. I’ll let you play with my duck.
60476, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Hey, what did you guys do today?"
60477, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?"
60478, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yeah!
60479, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey," Hey, you know our phone's not working?"
60480, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says ""duty free""."
60481, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel, Nothing?
60482, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green?"
60483, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Ross,"Yeah, but still, cheap shot!"
60484, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,She's bluffing!
60485, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Just double checking  No!
60486, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in"
60487, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,Hiya doin' pumpkin?
60488, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"And  to you too, Helen."
60489, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe,"But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice."
60490, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. Think of how excited he'll be when we go out and surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!"
60491, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll die."
60492, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,"Yeah, ‘cause that’s why you won’t get Isabella Rosselini, geography."
60493, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Alright! Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks! And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office. "
60494, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.
60495, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Thanks! Let's keep going.
60496, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,I just had the most amazing bath.
60497, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,"Oh! Good for you Pheebs, way to go! "
60498, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,He's like a big disgusting...
60499, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, one sec. One sec.  which was never!"
60500, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Thanks.
60501, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica, How's it going?
60502, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey,Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?
60503, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,That’s true.
60504, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Phoebe,"Now… —Oh—oh! All right, I’ll pound on him in the morning."
60505, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Yeah! I don’t think you’re going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If it’s a girl, Rain."
60506, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"I’m gonna, I’m gonna go to London and I’m going to fight for her."
60507, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, sleep with Kenny."
60508, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,It’s a clown kit! Clown kit!
60509, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"You are incredible. Unless, I�I�m not gonna smoke again. And if I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you. "
60510, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Joey, Did I get it?
60511, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
60512, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,"Okay,  if you’ll excuse me, I-I’m gonna go hang out with some people who don’t know the Space Mountain story."
60513, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Uh-hmm. 
60514, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Joey,Say that to him and you're golden. 
60515, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica," Oh, we're not seeing a movie!"
60516, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,"Yeah! I don’t know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe? "
60517, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?"
60518, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Noo! Maybe! I, I don’t know. Ross, I still can’t forgive you for what you did, I can’t, I just, but sometimes when I’m with you I just, I feel so..."
60519, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?"
60520, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Ross,It's all right.
60521, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,Do it do it do it!
60522, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,I guess. Why? Who's she with?
60523, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I'm in. 
60524, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,No-no! Don’t dance for me! Please? Don’t!  What is the matter with you guys?
60525, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Joey, Fight’s over!
60526, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
60527, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,"I thought you paid.  Ha, guess we won’t be going back there!"
60528, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Oh! Maybe it’s because I’m on television. I’m an actor on Days of Our Lives.
60529, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
60530, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben."
60531, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,It's actually kinda interesting to find out what people are doing... remember Andrea Rich?
60532, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh ooh, we have a live one!"
60533, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,Yes it is. See. 
60534, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,It’s a sock bunny.
60535, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,It’s Joshua.
60536, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
60537, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I'm gonna get some more coffee.
60538, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Umm, listen, I'm gonna need to take a rain check, my roommate is just really sick. Okay? Bye!  Honey, listen, I know, I know things seem so bad right now."
60539, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah... Oh Bitsy, hi. Uhm... listen I just wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight."
60540, Chandler’s bedroom," he’s listening to the hypnosis tape again,",3,Joey, And you also want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
60541, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,Hi.
60542, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"But you will, you will be performing a service. Okay? Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y’know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out."
60543, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! It’s not like he’s…Chandler!"
60544, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,Okay! 
60545, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Joey, this is you!"
60546, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.
60547, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross," Oh, who cares?"
60548, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,All right let's just do this.
60549, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Well actually, Ross doesn't."
60550, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",8,Joey,"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?"
60551, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,You won’t boss me around anymore?
60552, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey," Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle."
60553, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"You can totally, totally live on this."
60554, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Phoebe,"Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring."
60555, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I didn’t think girls ever just wanted a fling.
60556, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross," Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you… you mugged me? "
60557, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?"
60558, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! "
60559, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Oh, you-you’re-you’re one to talk."
60560, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,"All right, I'll see you in the morning."
60561, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Oh-ow!
60562, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel," Hi! I’m so sorry to barge in on your Valentine’s, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross."
60563, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ok  Alright! Lets do it!
60564, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler, Yes... thank you. That was... that was....
60565, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,I’ve never lived like this before.
60566, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica," Dammit, dammit, dammit!"
60567, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,You don't know?!
60568, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel, So this is Brooklyn.
60569, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. "
60570, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?  Tag! I’m serious! This isn’t funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!"
60571, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Oh…
60572, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!"
60573, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,No.
60574, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,How? I don’t have any money.
60575, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Ross,Diverse.
60576, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago."
60577, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,"Oh, just er... you know, looking around. But you know what? This house... is great."
60578, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,"Okay. You and me, alright? This is it."
60579, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,What did it say?
60580, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey, Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
60581, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"What? Hey, hey, listen.."
60582, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hello?
60583, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?"
60584, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,Hi honey I'm home!
60585, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler," Ah, finally an explanation."
60586, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,No.
60587, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,Oh. Oh.
60588, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,They're ribbed for *your* pleasure.
60589, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,They’re having their baby! It’s not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
60590, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!"
60591, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Okay, so you will meet our guys?"
60592, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
60593, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey, Is it back in the cage?
60594, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge."
60595, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica," Nope. Okay, colors that don’t work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple."
60596, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!"
60597, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Joey,Which what?
60598, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,Really?
60599, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? It’s-it’s gotten great reviews! Y’know the uh…"
60600, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! "
60601, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,I guess.
60602, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel,"Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep."
60603, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Why not?! I’d be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh I see.
60604, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge!"
60605, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,Get there faster! 
60606, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,You still can't stand her can you?
60607, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Monica,"Ross, you did not come up with ""got milk?"""
60608, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Well, it was a little extravagant, but I a pretty good deal."
60609, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,Spiderman?
60610, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,... It's a fertility study.
60611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor."
60612, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Oh no, I have plans with Elizabeth."
60613, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,To see her pants?
60614, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful."
60615, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Greens? I’m a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit!
60616, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,I just…I have to find out how it went.
60617, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Chandler,Oh yeah!
60618, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay.  So, what are you?"
60619, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
60620, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
60621, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo."
60622, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica, Mmmm! It’s good!
60623, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross,All right! You go get him! Let’s go!
60624, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,"Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors."
60625, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Because that would be crazy?
60626, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,What happened?
60627, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!
60628, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?"
60629, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross, No
60630, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,"No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody."
60631,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica, Chandler gets pedicures!
60632, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Well, yeah, right, y’know what? Yeah, you’re right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if ……I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Y’know? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound y’know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?"
60633, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does."
60634, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,Oh yeah! I know.
60635, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
60636, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,What for?
60637, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,"That's how they do pants!  Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?"
60638, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, all the women."
60639, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head...  Can it?"
60640, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,You didn't.
60641, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,"Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it."
60642, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
60643, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,What is DOOL?
60644, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,I don’t think so.
60645, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just…made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip she’d heard all year."
60646, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"Oh my God, Mike!"
60647, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,And heels.
60648, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,"All right, listen you’re just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!"
60649, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Ross,"Well, unless you make some kind of big gesture."
60650, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler," Oh my God that’s it, that’s the ring! How much is it?"
60651, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, you don’t want to do that, then you’re gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets."
60652, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,I don’t know.
60653, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,There's an image.
60654, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,
60655, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
60656, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home."
60657, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, God! Look at him, he’s so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?"
60658, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler, Yeah?
60659, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people."
60660, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,Really?
60661, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,Oh. Right.
60662, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah that’s great! Next to that, Chandler won’t look so stupid."
60663, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Monica,I can't believe he did this.
60664, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel, Yes! Did you see that?
60665, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey."
60666, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel," surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?"
60667, Central Perk," Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed."
60668, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,"You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?"
60669, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,You think?
60670, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not."
60671, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Oh, a couple of nurses asked them out. Maybe they're with them."
60672, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Monica,"All right, let me see.  Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me."
60673, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,So bad.
60674, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
60675, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!"
60676, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh-okay, but Pheebs?"
60677, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,What were you modeling for?
60678, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,Yeah.
60679, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Monica,"If you want, I'll do it."
60680, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,"Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine."
60681, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Phoebe, we lost half of them."
60682, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross, Hey!
60683, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute."
60684, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Please, I'm not going for anything."
60685, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
60686, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?
60687, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I’m saying that… .
60688, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Why haven’t you told them?!
60689, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,Okay.
60690, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!"
60691, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey,Yeah.
60692, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine."
60693, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Joey,
60694, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Because that’s the only part of you he can see when he’s on the table!
60695, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Well it you don’t know that, then I don’t want to do this with you."
60696, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations. "
60697, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross,I can’t believe this!!
60698, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,Done.
60699, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross," Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices."
60700, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,Hello.
60701, Rachel's office,,3,Ross,What's going on?!  That's what's going on!!
60702, Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning,,9,Joey,your right! I love my life!  I actually did sleep with her.
60703, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,"No. No. No. She lives on the third floor, eighth apartment from the left."
60704, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Unless...
60705, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Ok, careful, ok.  Oh, she’s smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!"
60706, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel, Oh man!
60707, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,"I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!"
60708, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. 
60709, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,
60710, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,What? Your-your list?
60711, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"""I can't. Oh, I want to, long pause, but I can't."""
60712, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,"Without that, you just got ""lame with women""."
60713, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,No. She doesn’t die.
60714, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now."
60715, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Oh.
60716, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,"Oh, Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 911, it means she's having a baby, otherwise I just ignore it."
60717, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Oh no, you see, actually it is."
60718, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, they’re not coming."
60719, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler, Yes he did.
60720, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",8,Joey,"The fridge broke. I have to eat everything. Cold cuts, ice cream, limes—Hey, what was in that brown jar?"
60721, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?
60722, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,You do?
60723, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Rachel,"Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad."
60724, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Ahh, yes. "
60725, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight."
60726, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Right, yeah, ok, I'll ask the butler to fetch my diamonds out of the vault."
60727, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah. That makes sense.
60728, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,The job is in Paris. 
60729, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!"
60730, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, absolutely."
60731, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah well, we’ll see."
60732, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross, Not nice enough.
60733, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Ah.
60734, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe, Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
60735, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,Shocking!
60736, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,Okay.
60737, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"No that’s not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when you’re 90 you’ll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old."
60738, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver…"
60739, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah all right, so we’ll hang out."
60740, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,Ohh! You made up!
60741, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Well where's Amanda?
60742, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Chandler," Eh..., I don’t, I don’t know."
60743, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  There’s no Anderson.",8,Chandler,
60744, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,
60745, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica, All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
60746, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Okay, one...two..."
60747, Central Perk,,10,Monica,
60748, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"I'm, I'm okay."
60749, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year. I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests."
60750, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica, Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
60751, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler," Hey, it's Janice."
60752, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,"Oh this, well I’m glad you asked.  Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…"
60753, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,They're male nurses.
60754, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Hi!
60755, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross."
60756, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
60757, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe, Yay!
60758, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Well, uh, does she like you?"
60759, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,Excuse me? Can I help you with anything?
60760, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Ross,"He’s right, what she did was unforgivable."
60761, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"All right, I guess this will be fine."
60762, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,Have a seat.  I cannot allow this.
60763, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"No it’s not great. No, she’s coming to tell Ross that she loves him."
60764, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Monica,"Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think he’ll have sex with you."
60765, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I was just gonna call you! That’s weird.
60766, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,Uh-huh!
60767, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross, What are you doing?
60768, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel,"Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn’t a chair."
60769, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,I remember the moonlight coming through the window- and her face had the most incredible glow.
60770, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that ""thing"". What is it?"
60771, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,And what else is it not?
60772, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
60773, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,"Oh, see I-I don’t know if we’re gonna be hungry at three."
60774, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Yeah!
60775, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay. 
60776, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler," Well, I told you not to walk. Here. "
60777, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Rachel,"Oh, god."
60778, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay so you mean no as in, ""Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely."""
60779, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!"
60780, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross, Hey roomies!
60781, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Monica, Uh! What a pickle.
60782, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,pelle
60783, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh, guess what? I-I have a date with Elizabeth  Hornswoggle."
60784, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! 
60785, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey.
60786, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me."
60787, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,There’s sooo much you don’t know.
60788, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go."
60789, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross, ‘Sup?
60790, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,What-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?
60791, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing."
60792, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Hey!
60793, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Yeah, I'm an actor."
60794, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Honey, I love you too."
60795, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Yeah! I stayed at Kate’s, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?"
60796, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Yeah. What is that?
60797, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Oh that’s great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean it’s like yuck! It’s terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
60798, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Wait! Wait! We’d really love it if you could be there.
60799, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Ross,How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
60800, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What?! It is?! 
60801, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What do you mean, like, buy it together?"
60802, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!"
60803, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go."
60804, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Yes! I’d love to! Have her come by the office.
60805, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,Hey Pheebs!
60806, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,But what if uh—and I’m not saying she will be—But…
60807, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
60808, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?
60809, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,And I blame you too.
60810, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Are you okay?
60811, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?"
60812, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Ross didn’t scare you?
60813, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,Y’know?
60814, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
60815, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,"Oh hey, right back at ya."
60816, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,Hey.
60817, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,"Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper’s a little faded, that’s okay. Carpet’s a little loose. Hardwood floors!!"
60818, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, oh! "
60819, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Monica,"Y'know what? After you're with this woman for like ten minutes, you forget all that. I mean, she is this astounding person, with this, with this amazing spirit."
60820, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,When did this happen?
60821, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life! 
60822, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,I swear!
60823, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,You’ve got it. 
60824, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Yeah! It’s an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
60825, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it."
60826, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, Ross?
60827, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe."
60828, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
60829, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, tell her good luck with that."
60830, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,It’s still a tiny bit on fire there.
60831, The Museum of Prehistoric History  What?,,5,Ross,
60832, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe, See there it is right there.
60833, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,You gave my father a lap dance!
60834, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"And y’know, even if they break up again, you’d better not let him in your sad men’s club!"
60835, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,You're a really good kisser.
60836, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Time’s up, now your dead."
60837, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!"
60838, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Why?
60839, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Do you think we’ll get our three bucks back?
60840, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross, How about all the way.
60841, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,I know.
60842, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Horseback riding?
60843, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Rachel,Off to see young Ethan?
60844, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Wow!
60845, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"No! I want an award I did win! But nobody’s giving me any of those! Plus—Hey Rach, if-if I put it up there  right? When people come over they’ll see it and they’ll think I won it."
60846, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
60847, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Well-well but it is huge.
60848, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Alright, what are we gonna say?"
60849, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey, NOW look what you did!!
60850, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,how come?
60851, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Phoebe,Definitely!
60852, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea."
60853, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,Did I do something to you?
60854, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,I’m getting married next!!
60855, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,How could I forget?
60856, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
60857, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler, I'm sorry too.
60858, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it."
60859, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
60860, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you shouldn’t compare yourself to me."
60861, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,What?
60862, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better..."
60863, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,Or facing a bitch of a commute.
60864, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,What?!
60865, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Well, she really wanted to talk to you now."
60866, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Y’know we already went over this and I won!
60867, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,Hey Ross! Doesn’t Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
60868, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don’t you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?"
60869, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,Ooh. 
60870, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,"You know what would be real weird? Is if you weren’t there. Just say you’ll think about it, okay?"
60871, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,"Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!"
60872, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Ross,Good night.
60873, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking."
60874, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"...Yeah. Yeah, I do."
60875, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross, Hi.
60876, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,Great!
60877, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,Hey Ross!
60878, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,Hardy Boy.
60879, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"He said, ""Nice to meet you Glenda.""  Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?"
60880, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual..."
60881, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"She's already fluffed that pillow... Monica, you know, you've already fluffed that-  -but, it's fine!"
60882, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,"Oh, yeah, why not?"
60883, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!
60884, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,All right!
60885, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,"Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?"
60886, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler, I don’t think you did a very thorough job!
60887, Hospital,,10,Rachel,Can somebody please go in?
60888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Oh, it’s just like a bloodbath in here today."
60889, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?"
60890, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Joey,Feminine.
60891, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Instead of...?
60892, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Rachel,"But don’t you think Rosita would’ve wanted you to move on? I mean y’know, she did always put…your comfort first."
60893, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Does it involve clogs?
60894, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,What? You know about the plate thing?
60895, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Chandler,Sure. What's up?
60896, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,Really?! Really?!
60897, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,"I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut."
60898, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joey’s special romance magazines in there?"
60899, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,What happened to the Disgustingtons?
60900, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Ohh! That’s so sweet of you! Oh yum!  Did you put pickles on this?
60901, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Ross,"Okay, you ready?"
60902, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, it’s just y’know that something like this would never to like The Hulk, y’know…"
60903, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains."
60904, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,"Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna....."
60905, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Well, you’re just gonna have to try."
60906, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica,"Well, he did this bit... You probably had to be there, but it was Liza Minelli locked in our freezer, eating a raw chicken. "
60907, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe," Monica, you call it."
60908, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,Okay... Well maybe now I’m not okay with it not being okay.
60909, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!"
60910, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Monica,All right. The super couldn’t figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldn’t figure out what it did. I’ve had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
60911, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You’ve got to spread it out a little, you know. Haven’t you ever been unemployed?"
60912, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?"
60913, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,I-I-I don't know.
60914, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,You’re really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
60915, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. "
60916, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Oh! Any word on casting yet?
60917, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,And the video camera?
60918, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Rachel,Hey.
60919, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!"
60920, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,I won’t speed.
60921, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,We have got to start locking that door!
60922, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,That was the best part?  Good honeymooning tiger.
60923, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,Yeah.
60924, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y’know? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him."
60925, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Fine, I will.  Alright, fill me in! "
60926, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,I don't know. I haven't been out on a date in so long.
60927, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Yeah, I want my tickets too ! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!"
60928, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Monica,"Rachel, this is yours."
60929, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Hey, where's Rachel?"
60930, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Is he not cute enough for you?
60931, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,"Oh please, they're having sex."
60932, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,I - I don't take passengers.
60933, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
60934, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross, what’s the big deal? So I kissed the guy!"
60935, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Honey, it’s gonna be okay."
60936, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
60937, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Um, hum."
60938, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,What happened you guys?
60939, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel, Do you even know who Kip is?
60940, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, what’s the matter?! Talk to the captain!"
60941, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey," Hi, I’m Joey, we haven’t met."
60942, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
60943, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Y’know you’re-you’re probably wondering about the old date on there.
60944, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey, I’m so happy!
60945, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,No....
60946, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,I know.
60947, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,�Lo que sucedio es que no le gusta la tele! 
60948, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Y’know all my friends think this is weird.
60949, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!"
60950, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didn’t know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?"
60951, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Yeah.
60952, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,So was it a lot more money?
60953, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Ross,Uh.... bean! Bean!
60954, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,"Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming.  Uh, just a second!"
60955, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I’m the chick and Chandler is the duck."
60956, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"Oh well, okay, hey, y’know how when you’re umm, you’re walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, ""Oh, that’s nice?"""
60957, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,But you found the keys to his clothes?
60958, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,"All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 330 I am going down to the courthouse."
60959, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,Oh my god.
60960, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it."
60961, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,Y'know I rued the day once…didn't get a whole lot else done.
60962, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’"
60963, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,Gotcha sailor. 
60964, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!"
60965, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,Oh. Right.
60966, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,How come?!
60967, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different."
60968, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,We have 800 reservations at Grammercy Bistero.
60969, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya.  I'm sorry man."
60970, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies."
60971, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey.
60972, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,I did not sell you out.
60973, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
60974, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium."
60975, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Phoebe,"Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!"
60976, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?"
60977, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"I don't know, birds just don't say, ""Hello, sit here, eat something."""
60978, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,That's not Ross!
60979, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica,Are you alright?
60980, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"Yeah… but you should know, I also have a jar of vaseline and a cat skull in here. "
60981, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and she’s the only one left!"
60982, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey, Okay.
60983, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"No, they-they weren’t in the play."
60984, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Yeah? Wow! It looks really violent!
60985, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,"Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!"
60986, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,Is it okay for me to come in now?
60987, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah!  Enh? All right, what do you think?"
60988, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Sure! What’s up? 
60989, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!"
60990, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Joey's bare ass!
60991, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate."
60992, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Okay, okay, here she comes!  How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn’t want to get married?"
60993, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie,",5,Joey,"Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat."
60994, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica, What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why don’t you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
60995, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,Nodded off!! Ross you were snoring. My father’s boat didn’t make that much noise when it hit rocks!
60996, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, well, don’t expect that to happen anytime soon!"
60997, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry."
60998, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
60999, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God, Monica’s gonna go out with a millionaire."
61000, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,…it’s gonna be okay!
61001, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily."
61002, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,Ross!
61003, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, come on Rach it’s present time! Y’know you’re the glue that’s holding this whole party together. It’s kinda falling apart here."
61004, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,What?!
61005, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs..."
61006, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,What?! You said he was sweet!
61007, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?"
61008, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files! "
61009, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first."
61010, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel," Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?"
61011, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,I don't think so.
61012, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,Tips not included.
61013, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
61014, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,Totally!
61015, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"I play squash...! Anyway, uhm... I uhm... I always get the feeling he thought I was too sensitive."
61016, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"I hope you’re hungry, we’re starting with oysters. And y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you?"
61017, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Rachel,Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?
61018, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,What?
61019, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Monica,Breaks your heart doesn’t it
61020, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Phoebe,The coins have finally forgiven me!
61021, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
61022, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross, Yeah.
61023, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"You mean, we—you and me?"
61024, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey,Sure! Why not?
61025, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,As crazy as soccer?
61026, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Joey, Merry Christmas!
61027, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,
61028, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,You don't have any secrets!
61029, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,I guess I can talk to one of my supervisors…
61030, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Come here.  Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you."
61031, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know that’s coming? Me. Are you?"
61032, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Well, I said it loud."
61033, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,It's true.
61034, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler,"Whoa, snowing out there?"
61035, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,'Kay. 
61036, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yep!
61037, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,Someone at work ate my sandwich!
61038, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"…you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!"
61039, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"No, I’m genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn’t work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you."
61040, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That’s not good.
61041, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,Oh. 
61042, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Oh they are nice. We-we custom-make tuxedos for celebrities and then when they’re done with them they just send ‘em back.
61043, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"Thank you, thanks.  would you, can you finish my set?"
61044, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh, God!"
61045, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,I’ve been back and forth.
61046, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,Yeah!
61047, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Chandler,And we're done with the chicken fried rice.
61048, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,How?
61049, Central Perk," later,",3,Joey," So ah, Phoebe tells us you write jingles."
61050, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,"Uh listen, here’s your Soapie. I accepted it for ya. "
61051, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
61052, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,"Wha-a how about this Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?"
61053, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross," Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!"
61054, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Oh hey, don't worry. I'm still ordained from your wedding."
61055, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"But if we win, we get your apartment."
61056, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Rach?
61057, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,Huh?
61058, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I�m not gonna do this. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be conceived?"
61059, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey," Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?"
61060, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Joey,
61061, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"No, no, I’m serious. Thank you."
61062, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,"Oh, okay. I…I ate way too much."
61063, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"All right, I’m here, let’s ahh, get this over with."
61064, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,Ok. Monica?
61065, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news."
61066, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"No, no, I knew ."
61067, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,"Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering."
61068, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,"So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises."
61069, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey,"Heh, heh. It was nothin'."
61070, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel, Would anybody like more coffee?
61071, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey..."
61072, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,"Hi!  Thanks, hey so uh what’d you do last night?"
61073, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish."
61074, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man."
61075, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,"Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh?  This isn’t right."
61076, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,You-you think?
61077, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,What?!
61078, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,Hey!
61079, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"Well nothing yet, they really hate you and I want to fit in."
61080, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,
61081, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go."
61082, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Oh.
61083, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,"Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first.  And I just got what you meant again—That is—I tell ya, that is a tricky one!"
61084, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,"Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn’t shut up."
61085, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
61086, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!"
61087, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Well you proved them wrong.
61088, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,Hi!
61089, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? "
61090, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"‘Cause you’re still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and..."
61091, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Yeah it’s umm… Yeah it’s uh… It-it’s y’know—It’s nothing.
61092, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,WHAT!
61093, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Rachel,Ohh…
61094, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?"
61095, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,"Well, y'know those special skills I have listed on my resume? I would love it would be great if one of those was true."
61096, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, it would be really weird."
61097, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Hey!
61098, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,You're nose is bleeding!
61099, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel, Excuse me?
61100, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler,What?!
61101, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,Yeah!
61102, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,What? What do you mean you know?
61103," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Oh!
61104, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times."
61105, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Joey,So are guys doing okay?
61106, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, um, "
61107, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts."
61108, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Wha—? Oh, come on. You didn’t have to—saltwater taffy?!  Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but it’s actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. That’s not interesting."
61109, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,What is that?
61110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,I am good. I finished my book.
61111, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Actually, I did!"
61112, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Ross,Some days it's all I can think about.
61113, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,How do you even know a woman like that?
61114, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Mmh-mmh.
61115, Central Perk,,9,Ross, Can you say Barbados?
61116, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Okay.
61117, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Hey! Happy birthday.
61118, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Phoebe, I thought you said you know what you’re doing?"
61119, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica," Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!"
61120, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,
61121, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants."
61122, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Yeah, what’s that about?"
61123, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey," Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!"
61124, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"Hey, what happened to your fancy chef’s jacket? "
61125, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister... "
61126, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Okay, I asked for the news, not the weather."
61127, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,What?!
61128, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Well, I think so."
61129, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Ross,What?
61130, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Uh-huh.
61131, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can’t decide between the two of them. Y’know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she’s a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Y’know she’s, well she’s-she’s just as pretty, I guess she’s smart, she’s not fun."
61132, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Oh yeah.
61133, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,"Ohh, I’m sorry I couldn’t think of anymore for Ross!"
61134, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,Call.
61135, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
61136, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,"Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!"
61137, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yeah.
61138, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,What?! You kissed!
61139, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"No, no he went for a walk."
61140, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Hi! 
61141, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Yeah, you’re right."
61142, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Phoebe,Wait. Really?! ‘Cause mine get me out of tickets.
61143, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler, My friend’s name is Joey.
61144, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Well believe it baby!
61145, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, I'm off to talk to my unborn child."
61146, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,4 o’clock. Food?
61147, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross," Anyway umm, it probably worked out for the best."
61148, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,No way!
61149, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mmm-Unmm.
61150, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,Yeah? Any names come to mind?
61151, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Rachel," Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?"
61152, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Don�t joke  with me, okay? I�m very, very upset right now."
61153, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,It's throwing and catching!
61154, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,"Well, actually Gunther sent me. You’re not allowed to have cups out here, it’s a thing. "
61155, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel, what the hell is this?!"
61156, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross,"Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?"
61157, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Joey,"Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. "
61158, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I need a date! "
61159, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica,Phoebe did the signs!
61160, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Yeah, it must’ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog."
61161, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,They're in a caaar...
61162, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!"
61163, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Joey,"Well, hey! Well...  To Phoebe and Mike!"
61164, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Chandler,Hey!
61165, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,"Okay, all right don’t judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing...."
61166, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross, Hey everyone!
61167, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe," Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn’t you date him?"
61168, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,Really? I can do it?
61169, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye."
61170, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,It's too cold.
61171, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monica’s gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?"
61172, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"That’s true, thanks dad. "
61173, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?"
61174, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Chandler,There's a hair in my coffee.
61175, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica," Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we’re gonna start with…"
61176, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,I want to keep one. 
61177, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's yours!
61178, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,The pink one with the flowers?!
61179, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica," Phoebe, c’mere. I want to show you something in the bathroom."
61180, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked."
61181, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,Right. Ohh! You-you want me to be your backup.
61182, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,"No, just a Friday night."
61183, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. "
61184, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey, Hey!
61185, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,OH! SON OF A BITCH!
61186, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]"
61187, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"Well, because if one more person says ""what a cute little boy"" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!"
61188, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Look, we have enough, just walk away."
61189, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,. Pooh.
61190, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,It’s hard for some people!
61191, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel," Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!"
61192, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?"
61193, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"I did, too."
61194, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday."
61195, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
61196, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. . That is a weird sentence!"
61197, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,No awareness.
61198, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!
61199, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Umm here's your 3-D glasses.
61200, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job."
61201, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel, Good for me!
61202, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but that’s okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people,  so I’m allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, it’s flattery."
61203, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler," Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?"
61204, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No, not if their room has two beds!"
61205, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,Going out with who?
61206, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica, Mmmm! It’s good!
61207, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Ah. 
61208, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,"I’m totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they’re gonna go to their cast parties and he’s gonna try to undermine me. Y'know it’ll be like, ""So where’s your boyfriend, what’s-his-name, Chester?"" And she’ll go, ""No-no-no, it’s Chandler."" And he’ll go, ""Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"""
61209, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,No. But I’m sure  ‘tomatoes’ does.
61210, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Dude! How come you took off?
61211, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,How did you…know? 
61212, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for."
61213, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Gunther.  Hey-hey! Why don’t we put them on? Y’know get a picture of Batman and James Bond together.
61214, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Joey,"Check it out, Giants-Cowboys. "
61215, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Chandler,"Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever."
61216, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Hey Joey, sweetie, taste this. "
61217, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,It’s a little early to be drinkin’.
61218, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,And I love Crap.
61219, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! "
61220, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Hi! 
61221, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Monica," No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms."
61222, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,"I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best.  I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese."
61223, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Chandler,Hey.
61224, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Oh, well..."
61225, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"I did! But the store wouldn’t take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?"
61226, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Ohh!
61227, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.
61228, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound."
61229, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!"
61230, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
61231, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,How long have we been home?
61232, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey, I did? 
61233, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Okay!
61234, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster."
61235, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Oh, it’s so beautiful. Ohh! Y’know, I-I don’t know if I feel right about this."
61236, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words ""Will you marry me?"""
61237, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"All right! Bring it on, you…"
61238, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.
61239, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!
61240, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,The only problem!
61241, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica, Did someone drop the baton again?
61242, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,Absolutely! You'll love the feeling! There's nothing like it!
61243, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Rachel,Thank God.
61244, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Rachel,"Okay, first of all, that's stupid and second of all, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph. "
61245, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this is—I have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Y’know the ""Wouldn’t it be great if she was my wife"" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?"
61246, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,"Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby."
61247, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,Hey! 
61248, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,No.
61249, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,Thank you.  You don’t want to see this do you?
61250, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Noo-no-no, no, those are nicknames. I’m the chick and Chandler is the duck."
61251, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Rachel," Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi."
61252, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?"
61253, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Such a pig!
61254, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Phoebe," Ooh, maybe that's him!"
61255,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"Oh, I know! ""Oh...I slept with Billy Joel"". All right, who hasn't?"
61256, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross, Hi.
61257, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"Hey, hey, hey... If you two are happy, then I'm happy for you.  I'm fine!"
61258, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,Oh.
61259, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl."
61260, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler, Ah ah...
61261, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,As in Rosita does not move.
61262, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
61263, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe," Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?"
61264, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Joey,I gotta get the before shot!
61265, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Rachel,"Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?"
61266, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
61267, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Rachel,"It’s good. Except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?  Oh, thank you. I’ll see you guys later."
61268, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Have you seen him throw a ball?
61269, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Rachel,"Listen y’know what sir? For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!"
61270, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?
61271, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"So, you’d hire me, right?"
61272, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,What?
61273, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Monica, I’m your best friend."
61274, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk…"
61275, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,Why not?
61276, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,"Correct! Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?"
61277, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!"
61278, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
61279, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
61280, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,Okey-dokey!
61281, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, that. Umm, she took it really well."
61282, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Hey.
61283, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,Argh!
61284, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can’t take care of myself. Okay? Look, I’m not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I’m gonna miss…is you. And now the dog."
61285, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey.
61286, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,Joey! I can’t believe you just did that!
61287, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross,"We are even, right?"
61288, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or…poison? No? Just for me? Okay. 
61289, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler," Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and don’t talk to anyone."
61290, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks."
61291, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, let’s do it. I’ll move in."
61292, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,"Uh okay, well there’s-there’s wine in the kitchen."
61293, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has the keys."
61294, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!"
61295, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Wow! You really go all out when you’re expecting company.
61296, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,"No, not a thing."
61297, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,Yeah a little. He seems really nice. Good kisser.
61298, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel,"You see, now, I would date this girl. She’s cute, she’s outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. I mean, that’s got to come in handy"
61299, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we’re gonna go."
61300, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater."
61301, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Phoebe,"You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you’re the best!"
61302, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Huh umm…
61303, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,For camp!
61304, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, what are you talking about?"
61305, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Phoebe,What? You mean behind my back?
61306, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,I know.
61307, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,In a minute!
61308, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Rach, you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, okay? Trust me, I know this."
61309, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today."
61310, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
61311, Central Perk,,10,Monica,When were we not friends?
61312, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,"No, give me the..."
61313, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Learn about Jesus...
61314, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,I know. Thanks. 
61315, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Hey. What, what are you doing here?"
61316, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,You’re a genius!
61317, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!"
61318, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe," Hey, you’re early."
61319, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,"All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch."
61320, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Oh my God! Are-are you crying?
61321, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay."
61322, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,No!
61323, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Oh are you and Chandler…
61324, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler, Hi.
61325, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Well, it’s getting late."
61326, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
61327, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Joey,Are you kidding me? Watch!  Well I can’t do it with you guys watching me!
61328, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Can you go any faster with that?
61329, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,So now what have we agreed?
61330, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,That’s right.  Did you hear something?
61331, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,You didn’t leave lipstick marks on the phone.
61332, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,You okay with this?
61333, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, you'd think I would've."
61334, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Why are you screaming and hugging?
61335, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross, I'm an eight!
61336, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
61337, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! 
61338, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. "
61339, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Oh you really, you really just don’t want to hear about it."
61340, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Well, y'know, possibly.  You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?"
61341, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, hero sandwiches. "
61342, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
61343, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"Hey bear, I need some career advice."
61344, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,"Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin’ people up! And I’m dressed as doody."
61345, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Yeah.
61346, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,"No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, you’d have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y’know it’s hard enough to be fourteen. You’re skinny. You’re wearing speedoes—That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there’s your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!"
61347, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,No.
61348, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs."
61349, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"I'd love to stay, but I have eh... "
61350, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car."
61351, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,"Oops!  Y’know, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?"
61352, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross, Okay!
61353, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend."
61354, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it’s bad enough that I’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think she knows. Because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen her naked. I mean at least when I’ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she’s smooth! Smooth! "
61355, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,She was...
61356, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler,Uhh… Yeah sure.  Click!
61357, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,It’s not a miracle Joey! I’m sure there’s some explanation.
61358, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,No!
61359, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Oh!!
61360, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,I can’t think of anything.
61361, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I know! I know!
61362, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"All right, maybe I should call her."
61363, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Chandler,"She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?"
61364, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," You are? Me, too!"
61365, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,I’m curious about the human body.
61366, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Should I not have told you?
61367, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,She wasn’t a hooker.
61368, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross, Burt!
61369, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,"OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um...."
61370, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. "
61371, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica,Yay!
61372, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Oh good. 
61373, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
61374, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I…"
61375, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Chandler,"Come on, let me see that smile."
61376, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,"Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice."
61377, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, no. Oh, nothing."
61378, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
61379, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"So, we did okay at the strip club, right?"
61380, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Oh noo…
61381, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?"
61382, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,I don't know. I'll just handle it—I'll ask you to talk to him!
61383, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,I love it at Joey’s!
61384, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming."
61385, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Do you have my birth certificate?
61386, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,200 dollars.
61387, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Monica,Does that sound like Janice?
61388, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe," Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za."
61389, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean."
61390, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica,That is so sweet. 
61391, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,Oh my god.
61392, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Ross,"I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?"
61393, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,"But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, y’know? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, she’d be surprised!"
61394, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,Ouh… 
61395, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you.."
61396, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Rachel,"What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that."
61397, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
61398, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,"Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee."
61399, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,My cranberries!
61400, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Phoebe,You do?
61401, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,What?!
61402, Joey’s bedroom," he is awoken by the singing guy,",4,Joey, Okay!
61403, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Chandler,"It’s possible. You are very loveable, I’d miss you if I broke up with you.  I was just trying to be supportive."
61404, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?"
61405, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler, When I was growing up I…played the one on the far left.
61406, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Monica,Alright. My job here is done.
61407, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out."
61408, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Monica,"He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! It’s not even a song!"
61409, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel," Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?"
61410, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,"All right, it won’t go down any further. It’s stuck."
61411, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back."
61412, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Rachel," Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?"
61413, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park."
61414, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night."
61415, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
61416, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Okay, can we change the topic? Because it’s really doing nothing for me."
61417, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,No that’s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.
61418, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,I'm so happy for you!
61419, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Wow, that’s close. When’s yours?"
61420, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, so what is she, like a... like a spokesmodel, or an aerobics instructor, what?"
61421, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?"
61422, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,I am sooo drunk.
61423, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
61424, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Which we’re still keeping under our hats!
61425, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,So she's a woman! So what?
61426, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, I do that ‘cause it makes me look taller."
61427, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel,"You see, now, I would date this girl. She’s cute, she’s outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. I mean, that’s got to come in handy"
61428, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"Like a goalie, right?"
61429, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,Deal!
61430, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,You like Rachel?!
61431, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,"No, I know, I’m just nervous. Y'know it’s just y'know Mom’s dead, don’t talk to my sister, Grandma’s been sleeping a lot lately. It’s like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. You’re so sweet to wait with me."
61432, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica, Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
61433, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,Nothing! You go!
61434, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Yeah! All right, I’ll see you guys later."
61435, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Hey, Mon."
61436, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,I couldn’t.
61437, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,Right. Right.
61438, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,Fine! Happy Anniversary!
61439, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. "
61440, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…"
61441, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,No Joey! No Joey! Don’t Joey! Joey!
61442,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,"Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?"
61443, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"really, great, did I actually ask you?"
61444, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Congratulatioooons!
61445, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too.."
61446, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,If she is where you are then uh…then my feeling weird about it shouldn’t stand in the way.
61447, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Ross, you're mayor of the zone."
61448, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Phoebe,"Wow, money and a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get on board with."
61449, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die."
61450, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush. "
61451, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,"Joey.  Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?"
61452, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,"Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it’s not!"
61453, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Phoebe, I found you in my bed! 
61454, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?"
61455, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,I did.
61456, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off..."
61457, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Okay, I’ll just wait for him in here!"
61458, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Rachel,"Oh, don't be such a baby!"
61459, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I snapped! Okay? You weren't taking the class seriously."
61460, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,"Bye, see ya. "
61461, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,You just asked me.
61462,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"Eh, you got a spray-on tan?"
61463, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Well, that is what happened, and I don’t even see you denying this!"
61464, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,"Hey, where’s Chandler?"
61465, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance."
61466, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Oh wait.. What are you doing?
61467, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me."
61468, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Yeah, no, I understand."
61469, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Rachel,Uh-huh.
61470, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah! For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket."
61471, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"No, happy for you! "
61472, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I know! 
61473, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah?  If I can’t, I’ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit."
61474, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Yeah. Yeah, that looks bad. But I didn’t…I didn’t propose!"
61475, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,Yeah.
61476, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"I’m sick of the signs! It’s too fast, I’m happy the way things are!"
61477, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this."
61478, Monica and Rachel's,  Hey.,6,Chandler,
61479, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I have a headache. A horrible headache!"
61480, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,"Well you let me know if you can, because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it."
61481, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe," Hey, you’re early."
61482, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Nobody move!  Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!"
61483, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,"Okay. Okay, I’m ready. Come on big fella!"
61484, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,What stuff?
61485, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Chandler,"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!"
61486, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Wh-what’s up?
61487, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
61488, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Forgotten.
61489, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,Ross has a boyfriend.
61490, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,"I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory."
61491, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?"
61492, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,
61493, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know because you have all the good words. What do I get? I get ""it’s,"" ""and"" oh I'm sorry, I have ""A."" Forget it."
61494, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts."
61495, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey, What?!
61496, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,Hey!
61497, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Phoebe,"Oh hey hi, he’s doing it. He’s breaking down the door. "
61498, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,I know!
61499, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,What?
61500, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
61501, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?"
61502, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,Hey!
61503, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,I say push her down the stairs.
61504, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross," Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else."
61505, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids."
61506, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?"
61507, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,Great! 
61508, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel," Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?"
61509, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Brian's Song!
61510, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look…"
61511, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I think I’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars."
61512, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Yes.
61513, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,"No, you?"
61514, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,"Err, right."
61515, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Oh, no thanks."
61516, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"Oh we do, but not just yet."
61517, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"That is the sweetest thing, I just...."
61518, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"It’s left sweetie, but that’s okay sweetie, that’s a tough one."
61519, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth...."
61520, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Chandler,Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.
61521, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"No, forget it."
61522, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Monica," Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!"
61523, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,Would she?
61524, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming."
61525, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Did she just ask me out on a date?
61526, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!"
61527, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,I still haven’t gotten a check for your half yet.
61528, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Joey, Stupid guy on my phone.
61529, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Ross, wants a pajmena?"
61530, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica, Thank you.
61531, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,Hey!
61532, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This is obviously just a big misunderstanding.
61533, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Ross,"Just one uh, one additional relationship thought. Probably something your already familiar with, uh, women talk! "
61534, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
61535, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey, Celebrity.
61536, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?"
61537, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,To pay for the gym.
61538, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Ross, you don't seem okay."
61539, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Rachel,I know. It seems smaller somehow.
61540, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop."
61541, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe,"Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there. And she was like ""Oh, don't worry! I asked him. He's totally ok with seeing you!"". So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!"
61542, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay.  There we go, there we go."
61543, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,"I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit.  I believe this belongs to the father of your baby."
61544, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy."
61545, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,"""Indeed there isn't""... I should really get back to work."
61546, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,What?
61547,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!"
61548, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Well, you lied again! "
61549, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you don't eat animals."
61550, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,What the hell is that?!!
61551, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey," Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter."
61552, Paul’s Cabin," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Surprise me.
61553, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"
61554, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,Oh! Ow! 
61555, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Female body inspector? What size is that?
61556, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,You’re gonna have to pee on it.
61557, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave."
61558, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working…
61559, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
61560, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,Because Purvry Perverson over here can’t stop staring at her.
61561, The Broom Closet," Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door,",1,Ross,Help! Help!
61562, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Oh I wanted to.
61563, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her."
61564, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible."
61565, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"Hey, and then lunch."
61566, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Did not.
61567, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!
61568, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I think you're gonna appreciate it the crap out of this one "
61569, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,"Well, she wasn’t sleeping with him."
61570, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
61571, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Oh, do I?"
61572, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Phoebe!!
61573, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,God no!
61574, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Monica,"Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!"
61575, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too."
61576, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"All right, it seems pretty simple. Your first line is ""My name is Claude"", so, just repeat after me. ""Je m'appelle Claude""."
61577, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid."
61578, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
61579, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,"Ok, it's 2100 hours. "
61580, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel, Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
61581, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
61582, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Nancy Thompson’s getting fired! 
61583, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Hi, we have a little bathroom emergency."
61584, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Chandler, Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!
61585, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
61586, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,"Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away."
61587, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe,"Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy."
61588, That same plane cabin," Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder, She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea, An evil idea when he looks at his pen, Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking, The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone,",5,Ross,"Ohh, it was the best!"
61589, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? "
61590, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Noo!
61591, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Oh damn!
61592, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Great!
61593, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,I don't get a goodbye?
61594, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Joey,"Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not."
61595, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to."
61596, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Um... hi.
61597, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Chandler,"Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening."
61598, The Museum of Prehistoric History  Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?,,5,Ross,
61599, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something."
61600, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Okay? She wants me to put lotion on her!"
61601, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Good night.
61602, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"What if I have babies, okay? I mean I’m gonna look different. I’m okay with that, but I’m not sure that you are!"
61603, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,Huh.
61604, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,Oh dear God!
61605, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler," Oh, really?"
61606, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,"This is ridiculous, he’s not gonna hold his breath… "
61607, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don’t even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will."
61608, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Uh-huh, not as high as… It worked! King!"
61609, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but y’know, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced."
61610, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross, I'm dead?
61611, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue! He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different."
61612, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,"I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here."
61613, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica,It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
61614, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?"
61615, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Well it you don’t know that, then I don’t want to do this with you."
61616, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey, I can do an English accent?! That baby’s going on my resume!
61617, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Hey there, you handsome thing. "
61618, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Monica,What is the worse part?
61619, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it’s not your birthday!
61620, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Chandler,Really?
61621, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Two seconds...
61622, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Phoebe,". That’s okay, it’s mine, we just kissed."
61623, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn’t heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler’s parents again!"
61624, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross,"Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble."
61625, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,So what did you two do about it?
61626, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,"Wait, we’re supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer."
61627,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Never?
61628, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,That’s crazy! . I am sorry. I just can’t imagine giving up my one wedding day like that!
61629, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
61630, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Joey,"Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! ""Do you want soup or salad?"" Both! Always order both!"
61631, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Joey,"I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief."
61632, A Janitorial Closet," Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly,",8,Chandler,That was amazing.
61633, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Monica,Tell him.
61634, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,"Are you sure she’s in the cat, or have you been taking your grandma’s glycoma medicine again?"
61635, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Oh!!  You guys knew about this and you didn’t tell us?!
61636, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,How can you not know which one?
61637, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,It’s-it’s hot…
61638, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Ross,What happened? Joey?
61639, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
61640, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, so... 1800 minus twelve is... one thousand, seven hundred and..."
61641, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel," Hi officer, was I going a little too fast?"
61642, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, let her?"
61643, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
61644, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Rach, you’re killin’ us here, will ya serve the dessert already? Those drunken dancers are waiting!"
61645, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,You mind if I…
61646, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Try to understand!
61647, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Absolutely.
61648, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?"
61649, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,150 dollars.
61650, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
61651, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel, Hello!
61652, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause ""Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"""
61653, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I’ve been, I’ve been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?"
61654, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Mmh-mmh!
61655, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, see ya."
61656, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,"Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time."
61657, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,I remember you did.
61658, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,"Fine, then why didn't you say something?"
61659, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Chandler, please! Do you know how unbelievably glad I am that Joey was not there that night?!"
61660, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"Well, wait a minute, wha- why is she in the title?"
61661, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,"Yeah, they print jokes, interviews, hard-hitting journalism. It’s not just about the pictures."
61662, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Ross,"Thanks, Gunther.  Umm, can I get a napkin too?"
61663, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Wh—Phoebe!!
61664, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"No, no. I-I'm good."
61665, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey, You almost had me.
61666, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Are you serious?
61667, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"Is ah, is Chandler around?"
61668, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"No, Jack and the Beanstalk."
61669, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"But, but wh-what about us?"
61670, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Phoebe,Oh no!
61671, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning."
61672, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils..."
61673, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,What uh-oh?
61674, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
61675, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Fine, I'll give you her number."
61676, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,Yeah!! Yeah!
61677, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Oh!
61678, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Y’know, I-I—you’ve done a lot of stupid stuff too! Okay?"
61679, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,It’s good to see you too.
61680, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid."
61681, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,So have you called her yet?
61682, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,It doesn't say that. Does it?
61683, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?"
61684, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,I knew it! Because you love Rachel.
61685, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, so do I!"
61686, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Ok well, I would like to do a dig in the painted desert."
61687, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Wow! If only more people knew.
61688, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
61689, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,I can't believe it!  I lost!
61690, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,"That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before."
61691, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, man. I’m sorry, I’m so-so sorry."
61692, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Thanks Rach.
61693, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Chandler,I like her.
61694, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross don’t…
61695, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler,Oh.
61696, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,Open it! Open it! Open it!
61697, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica, Hey!
61698, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,"Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. "
61699, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane..."
61700, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,What size shoes do you wear?
61701, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag."
61702, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Ross,You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
61703, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?"
61704, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,That's... that's classic.
61705, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler, It must take you forever to find your keys.
61706, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,"All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!"
61707, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn’t get it?
61708, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?"
61709, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"Oh, we’re supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!"
61710, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27."
61711, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Let me get you some coffee.
61712, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date."
61713, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Wh—
61714, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,She lent me an egg once.
61715, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,"She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend."
61716, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Ughh! 
61717, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!"
61718, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,Are we greeting each other this way now? 'Cause I like that.
61719, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,Ohh that’s nice.
61720, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"No, just the months you actually want to live here."
61721, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play."
61722, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"Ross they’re really, really, really white."
61723, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Yeah?
61724, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"No, sorry."
61725, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
61726, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?
61727, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler," She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant."
61728, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, absolutely."
61729, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"What? No, no! Hey, hey, hey look..."
61730, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,You have a roommate?!
61731, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Okay, no uterus, no opinion."
61732, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!"
61733, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!
61734, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  Good for you!!,4,Joey,
61735, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out.  You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest."
61736, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go."
61737, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,YEAH...! How great is this...? 
61738, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,"Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom."
61739, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Y’know what would cheer you up?
61740, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel," Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl."
61741, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,And your friend Phoebe?
61742, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Umm, yum!"
61743, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross," Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts."
61744, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?"
61745, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,How’d did it go?
61746, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,I’ll pick it up for you!
61747, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel, Hi!
61748, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon."
61749, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
61750, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing!
61751, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,Ahhhh—I’m not going to call you.
61752, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Really?
61753, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?"
61754, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Rachel,‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!
61755, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,
61756, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
61757, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Hey look-look, Phoebe’s talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy."
61758, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn’t."
61759, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,"Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio."
61760,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?"
61761, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Hi! It’s me.
61762, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,Aqui est�. 
61763, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,I know. I know. Oh God.  There’s no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
61764, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Damn it, I did not think this through!"
61765, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Joey,"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. "
61766, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!"
61767, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?"
61768, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,What is this? Fruit?
61769, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Oh, you guys! We've got to keep all the tickets together "
61770, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that you’re scared of commitment! Convince her that you’re a little coward!
61771, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,She said she'd call me.
61772, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,
61773, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Phoebe,"It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign."
61774, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God..."
61775, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I mean it’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship."
61776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Happy Anniversary, 10 months! "
61777, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Phoebe,Ross!!!
61778, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,"Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up."
61779, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey,"He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this.  See?"
61780, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I won’t let you drive the Porsche is because you’re a terrible driver. There! That wasn’t about the wedding."
61781, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,Good night! 
61782, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica," Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?"
61783, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are…"
61784, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,What?
61785, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,"Umm. Umm, I’m-I’m just gonna—"
61786, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Oh! 
61787, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,"You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you?  Now, I don't actually have a ring..."
61788, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,Really? ‘Cause I could kinda use the money.
61789, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Uh, yeah, if you want too."
61790, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
61791, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!"
61792, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
61793, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, she was just an agent."
61794, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross,"I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings…"
61795, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that."
61796, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Bye.
61797, Phoebe is in central-perk with Joey telling him what Ross said t her at the beginning,,9,Phoebe,"you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious."
61798, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Chandler,"Oh, the tears are real."
61799, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey,I was afraid of that.
61800, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Joey, What did they say?
61801, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch."
61802, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Monica,The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
61803, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy.  Oh my God, under personal comments 'New York Knicks, rule!'"
61804, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,That’s right! And what are you not gonna do?
61805, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Chandler,"I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk?  ""Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..."" Spit it out, David!"
61806, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,I didn’t give her that ring!
61807, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?
61808, Lydia's Hospital Room," Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well,",1,Joey," Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?"
61809, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so."
61810, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! "
61811, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"Well now let’s-let’s look at this objectively, I think I should date her…"
61812, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen."
61813, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Yeah I am, I am! Oh, but first of all, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleage and more importantly my wonderful friend Gavin Mitchelle."
61814, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Oh man! Now she’s gonna start all over! We’re never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
61815, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,I'm sorry I didn't catch.
61816, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans!"
61817, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Joey,Cool!!
61818, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,Ah sure. What's in 'em?
61819, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody."
61820, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex.  ""Was it good for you?"""
61821, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
61822, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Are you serious? 
61823, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Okay.
61824, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Yeah, well... I think I know how to dazzle him."
61825, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your ""special"" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?"
61826, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel,"Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. I’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and... "
61827, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler, Hey!
61828, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe,"No. I’m just, I wanna, I need to be alone."
61829, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!"
61830, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Wha-
61831, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Hi.
61832, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, just look at her... "
61833, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What kinda things have you been saying?
61834, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Yeah?
61835, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?"
61836, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
61837, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mm-Hmm.
61838, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Hey.
61839, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,No! You let go!
61840, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Why not?
61841, Restaurant,,9,Joey,What?!
61842, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,"Oh, how do you play the shadow game?"
61843, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh-oh, chilling!"
61844, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay, in about ten seconds you’re gonna see him kiss me."
61845, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand! "
61846, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,It’s-it’s hot…
61847, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,Oh my God. She's gonna pick us!
61848, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel," Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!"
61849, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Hey, you wanna see something?"
61850, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together."
61851, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,I don’t care. Phoebe’s Phoebe. Ursula’s... hot!
61852, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!"
61853, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,Hey.
61854, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Come here! Come here!  Sweetie you don’t have to worry. No, besides y’know what? I’m gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid…"
61855, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,I am so sorry man.
61856, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Ross,"Ah, somebody’s at the door on the ceiling."
61857, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
61858, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,007?! This is James Bond’s tux?!
61859, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
61860, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"There’s nothing the matter with me. See, I’m not completely devoid of sentiment, see I have feelings."
61861, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
61862, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so Richard, Richard!"
61863, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Ross,I Ross...
61864, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,Hey Joey.
61865, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Hit me! 
61866, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,Y’know what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
61867, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Oh, wait yes, but I can’t eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned."
61868, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel," Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…"
61869, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Eh, don’t be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married…"
61870, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe, You’ve never asked a guy out?!!
61871, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Ross, What is that?
61872, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Hey, thanks Rach. "
61873, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Yeah!
61874, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, so, he had a really funny hat—I don't want to talk about it."
61875, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel, Hi!
61876, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel, Ugh!
61877, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something."
61878, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,Yeah?
61879, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,You think I should?
61880, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,"Hey Frannie, welcome back! How was Florida?"
61881, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Time’s up, now your dead."
61882, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,Do you guys want these?
61883, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Hmm, how about my azzz?"
61884, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"That’s different, we were roommates! And when?!"
61885, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so I’d call him."
61886, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey," Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?"
61887, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,My gynecologist tried to kill me.
61888,,,9,Chandler,
61889, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Ok, you have to stop playing now."
61890, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks."
61891, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,"That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls."
61892, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,"Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency."
61893, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Burning's good. Yeah, I got stuff to burn."
61894, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, that does make sense. Ok, now, would... would you two  like that?"
61895, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there.  It is beautiful, isn't it?"
61896, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,"Hey, I can be smooth. "
61897, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I get a puppy!!"
61898, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?"
61899, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, hubby!"
61900, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
61901, Central Perk,,9,Joey,The Metsss!
61902, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?"
61903, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,You do?
61904, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Joey,"Wait! Wait! Maybe she’s a hooker and a stripper, but she got confused about what she’s supposed to do."
61905, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"No, it’s okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews."
61906, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Well we…we still hang out.
61907, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-"
61908, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,To use the bathroom.
61909, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah! With who?
61910, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,"Okay look, there’s nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. There’s a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?"
61911, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,"Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood.  Hey!"
61912, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler,Who jumps at loud noises!
61913, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,What is it?
61914, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?
61915, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! 
61916, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,OH MY GOD!! I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!!
61917, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Monica,"Honey, having a heart attack is nature’s way of telling you to slow it down."
61918, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,But I…
61919, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Phoebe,Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. 
61920, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me."
61921, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel," All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little."
61922, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?
61923, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Oh hi!
61924, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,200 at least.
61925, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, Because it’s a relaxing and enjoyable time!
61926, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!!
61927, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,I'm gonna do it.
61928, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Joey,"Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now I’m not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys.  Could we please..go home now?"
61929, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,Hi!
61930, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Ross,There are naked ladies there too.
61931, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel," Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!"
61932, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,I could perform an operation on you and prove it if you'd like.
61933, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe, She must’ve left.
61934, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh. <opens door preparing herself and then happily says> 
61935, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but..."
61936, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, She's talking.
61937, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God!—Eh! Well…
61938, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,"Ohh… Oh, that’s okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So what’s up?"
61939, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,Noo!! Okay!!
61940, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,I’m gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.
61941, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,I just wanna clarify this are you outing Mr. Peanut?
61942, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey," Fine, fine okay.  But I gotta say technically, I didn’t even do anything wrong."
61943, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,You're twins?
61944, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey," Hey-hey-hey, I think we might find out the answer to our question."
61945, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,"That’s so funny to think if you’d just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all."
61946, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!
61947, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I wanna go to babe."
61948, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Well, he stabbed me first!!"
61949, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Joey,"Hey, what’s up?"
61950, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,You want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
61951, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Ross,Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?
61952, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Monica, You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!
61953, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,"Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness."
61954, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,It's uh...
61955, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler," OK, so now we draw cards."
61956, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,
61957, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,Now calm down Joey.
61958, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
61959, The Department Store," Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section,",2,Joey,"These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?"
61960, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Chandler,"Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend.  Hey Pheebs, how did it go?"
61961, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo."
61962, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"It’s okay honey, you’ll find a name."
61963, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Joey,Ugh!!
61964, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
61965, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,You said you’d marry Joey?
61966, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Look at you! You’re up!
61967, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this."
61968, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... "
61969, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,"All right so, so what do I do?"
61970, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Yeah, it’ll be like a funny Thanksgiving story!"
61971, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,Hey! Maybe the monkey will be at the audition!
61972, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,Are you serious?
61973, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Phoebe, Yeah!
61974, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,You don’t pick me! You’re stuck with me!
61975, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!"
61976, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I have stuff in there too."
61977, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,"Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?"
61978, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey, We can't do that.
61979, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel," Hello. Umm, when is your next flight to London?"
61980, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,May I ask why?
61981, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me."
61982, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,Are you into crafts at all?
61983, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
61984, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application."
61985, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,"Susan is Carol’s, Carol’s, Carol’s, friend..."
61986, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue."
61987, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel, Hey! Is Ross still here?
61988, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
61989, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,You wanna hug it out?
61990, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,"One more time from the top... I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other br... "
61991, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots."
61992, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room."
61993, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, yeah.  I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room."
61994, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over.."
61995, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Monica,Don’t touch her!!
61996, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,What?!
61997, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep."
61998, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Ohh… Oh, honey here. Take it all.  Monica! We need more candy?"
61999, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"I won’t date. I’ll uh, I’ll be here, with you, all the time."
62000, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Yeah.  I bet you can’t guess what color my tonsils are? I’ll bet the apartment!
62001, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,Hey.
62002, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Yeah... Yeah, that's true."
62003, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Yeah.
62004, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes."
62005, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,As bad as that went I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I’m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.
62006, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,I bet this will work! 
62007, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Please. If she said to you, ""Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now,"" what would you say?"
62008, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"It was ...  oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just ""Tag"". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses."
62009, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Hello, children!"
62010, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
62011, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
62012, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Ross," Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"
62013, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Phoebe,I knew it!
62014, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
62015, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Nope.
62016, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…"
62017, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,We’re moving to Tulsa! 
62018, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey, Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
62019, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Why, you don't like her?"
62020, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,And fifty. So it was like one and fifty dollars.
62021, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,ooh...
62022, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Fine! Let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.
62023, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"Wait-wait-wait-wait! So, explain something to me though, if, if nobody tagged Rachel, then isn’t the play still going."
62024, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, okay, I-I wasn’t looking, and the store says that they won’t take it back because you signed for it..."
62025, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Rachel,"Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! "
62026, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,People have got to finish their stories!
62027, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Yeah, but it’s not a big deal."
62028, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You don’t have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need.  Okay, you gotta say something!"
62029, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Phoebe,What happened?
62030, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler, Hello!
62031, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! ""I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"""
62032, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks today and I’ve only had six.
62033, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica," Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!"
62034, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy!  Huh, am I having a boy?"
62035, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,15? 
62036, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,Really?
62037, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey, Hello!
62038, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,What?
62039, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Chandler,Taste it.
62040, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Hey, this is hollow."
62041, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,Oh no! You weren’t supposed to see this!
62042, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Um, in Phoebe's room. You can't go in there."
62043, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Ooh!
62044, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Uh, The Wheatsheaf."
62045, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"Nah, I don't really want her to see."
62046, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
62047, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,'Kay!
62048, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,WHAT! WHY?
62049, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!"
62050, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Ross, you're mayor of the zone."
62051, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,"Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary."
62052, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Well… That’s…y’know—That’s—We’ve been alone for the last twenty minutes we’re doing okay. Besides y’know what? I-I—Maybe we won’t be alone, ‘cause lately I-I—things have been happening between me and Ross, y’know? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Y’know? So it might be the…the beginning of something."
62053, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
62054, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they’d brighten up the place. They do don’t you think?"
62055, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,What is the thing?
62056, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Okay, uh…sit down.  Um… there’s this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh…it can’t happen."
62057, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,The bath salts! They’re starting to effervesce! It’s different.  It’s interesting.
62058, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,See you guys later.
62059, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler," No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading."
62060, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica," Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'."
62061, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?"
62062, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe, This place is awesome!
62063, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Come on, it’s not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem."
62064, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,My God. Okay.  Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!
62065, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Okay honey, he’s fine, he’s fine, let’s just put him down. Come here, Ben.  How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!"
62066, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!"
62067, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Yeah, well…nah."
62068, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,people  so why you all dressed up.
62069, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Rachel, there you are! Come on, let’s serve that dessert already!"
62070, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,"Well, it’s no pesto."
62071, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey.
62072, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Phoebe,I know. Have you considered pageanting?
62073, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, yay…"
62074, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,You can go.
62075, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,Huh. Does Monica know about this?
62076, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
62077, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Rachel,"Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma.  Which one of us should go to dinner?"
62078, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,What the?! 
62079, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe," Chandler, you stink of cigarettes."
62080, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Maybe. I-I don't know—Oh God, how could I be so stupid?!"
62081, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch,",7,Ross,"Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes we’re gonna have younger looking skin!"
62082, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
62083, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross, You don’t have a valid driver’s license—Okay that is it! Pull over right now!
62084, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,"Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym."
62085, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,Great! I’m finally getting into this sailing stuff.
62086, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
62087, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Yep.
62088, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,Chandler-
62089, The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant," Monica and Angela are talking,",1,Monica,Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
62090, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,"All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going."
62091, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"Yeah, okay you're right."
62092, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"I know. This is really, really huge."
62093, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Uhuh.
62094, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Chandler,I KNEW IT!!!!
62095, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I can't think of anything.
62096, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,Yesss!!
62097, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hi!
62098, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey," Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!"
62099, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,"Well, I-I could live without it."
62100, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then."
62101, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, are we gonna trash that place?"
62102, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Monica,Of course! 
62103, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey, You talked to him. Are you crazy?
62104, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Monica,You serious?!
62105, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Uh-oh.
62106, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!"
62107, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Oh hi! Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe.
62108, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.
62109, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
62110, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?"
62111, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"No, actually I don’t eat…"
62112, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,"Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on ""Days"" I had to say ""Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy""."
62113, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. "
62114, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe, Holy mother of God!!!
62115, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Phoebe,"You know, if you tilt your head to the left, and relax your eyes, it kinda looks like an old potato."
62116, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,"So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday."
62117, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What?! I thought he’d love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
62118, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,"Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. "
62119, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,Close. Ron. 
62120, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, think so. Oh!  Whoah."
62121, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"You wanna see her again, right?"
62122, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that�s what she says. But maybe you�re not ovulating at all, maybe it�s just a clever ruse to get me into bed."
62123, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?"
62124, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Just a sec., we're kind in the middle of something here."
62125, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…"
62126, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Oh, and plus I’m 1/16th Portuguese."
62127, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. "
62128, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.
62129, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,Oh…
62130, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,Hey! Hey what's going on?
62131, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Monica,"So, what's your name?"
62132, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica," All right, I’m gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?"
62133, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,Exactly!! 
62134, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh she’s…she’s perfect.
62135, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"Come on, we can't let them win!"
62136, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,Ross!
62137, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"No, no, no... No, I mean... se-x-u-ally..."
62138, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,You're welcome.
62139, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
62140, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,It’s a dog.
62141, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,The baby shower for Phoebe!
62142, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,"So umm, how was your date with Ginger?"
62143, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross, Hi.
62144, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,I watched it!
62145, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica, Know when to stop.
62146, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,"Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!"
62147, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! What do you think? He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned!"
62148, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
62149, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Well yeah!
62150, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!"
62151, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,You can see where he'd have trouble.
62152, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Rachel, I know that you can. And you should."
62153, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,Oww!
62154, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,Huh?
62155, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
62156, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop."
62157, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,"Look, my best friends are getting married in like an hour. Okay? And I’m the minister. Please! Please! Can you pull it together?"
62158, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
62159, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Alright, I panicked, alright? She took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling."
62160, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
62161, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Phoebe,Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
62162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget.  Seriously, good luck marrying me."
62163, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,What?!
62164, Rachel's office,,3,Ross,What's going on?!  That's what's going on!!
62165, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Well I was… I was exactly expecting company after… 915.
62166, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!"
62167, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Excuse me?
62168, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,I’m gonna miss being able to afford food.
62169, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Chandler,What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
62170, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future."
62171, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
62172, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,"Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? "
62173, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, Chandler why don’t you take a walk? This doesn’t concern you."
62174, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip."
62175, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,I want to take my tongue... and...
62176, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,Yeah! Yeah! Convince her that-that you’re scared of commitment! Convince her that you’re a little coward!
62177, Chandler in the theater,,9,Chandler,I... I don't know... you seem lovely.
62178, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, come here!"
62179, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Phoebe,"Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?"
62180, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel," Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time."
62181, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey, I'm in it.
62182, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,"We’re trying to get pregnant.  Y’know I’m not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you want to start trying?"
62183, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Even when we were having sex in that chair?
62184, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme an ‘M!’
62185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Monica,"Hey, Rach, how was work?"
62186, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,
62187, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Sure. You got it. Great!
62188, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,"Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro?  Please let them win!"
62189, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school."
62190, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,Wh-haa-haa! Look what ‘cha did! 
62191, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, how’d you get this number?"
62192, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird…turtle-man?"
62193, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,Oh-ho-ho-ho.
62194, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard!  I know! How bad is this?!
62195, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Five.
62196, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Stop it!
62197, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,Oh my God! What did you say?
62198, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?"
62199, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,Isn’t it funny how we kept running into each other? It’s as if someone really wants us to be together.
62200, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn’t true?!"
62201, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?"
62202, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,What are you going to do?
62203, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,Really?! How come?
62204, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica, You’d better run!
62205, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times."
62206, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey," Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you..."
62207, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Nothing.
62208, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, you’re such a cheater!"
62209, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,"Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!"
62210, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Ross,"Just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know."
62211, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,"A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks."
62212, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe," Okay-okay, why don’t I sit here and you’ll both stop it!"
62213, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Here! 
62214, Central Perk," Rachel is talking to a customer,",1,Rachel,"Okay, okay, I checked. We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?  Okay."
62215, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Ross,I can't get *enough* dinosaurs!
62216, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,I mean you’re not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
62217, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,And! She uses sex as a weapon!
62218, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,"She is unbelievable, our mother is..."
62219, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn’t go well but it really did go well?"
62220, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!
62221, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Chandler,Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?
62222, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight."
62223, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"You sat back and let him have her, you didn’t fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?"
62224, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,What?
62225, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!"
62226, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something."
62227, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,About Ross!
62228, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Oh no-no-no! Oh-no!  No! No! Emily!
62229, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,"If you tell me, I’ll tell you what Phoebe said."
62230, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Oh!
62231, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Yeah, that's it?"
62232, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and he’s ‘Hey everybody! Remember that thing that’s been dead for a gazillion years. Well there’s this little bone we didn’t know it had!’"
62233, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey,"Hey Gunther, don’t let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebe’s a porn star!"
62234, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Oh, yeah. But you have to give it back if I get a job. Of course, by that time in the future ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jump suits."
62235, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,I didn’t!
62236, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight."
62237, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is."
62238, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better."
62239, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe," Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!"
62240, Rachel and Joey's," Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters,",10,Chandler,"Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not."
62241, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey, Hey!
62242, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"Hey!  I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks."
62243, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,That is so unfair!
62244, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Hey Pheebs, you’re still alive! How are you doing?"
62245, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,Could I play?
62246, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?"
62247, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Well, honey, it is pretty competitive. I mean I've got an actual rocket scientist here."
62248, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Three people. Joshua’s not gonna be there.
62249, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,"Yes, she gives the people what they want."
62250, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, really?"
62251, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!"
62252, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
62253, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"You want to see her again, right?"
62254, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,I can't believe Joey. I hate being called a liar!
62255, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,Say what?
62256, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,"All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch."
62257, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, it’s not that big a deal! So you’ll been divorced three times, you’ll still have a life, you’ll go on dates…"
62258, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah! Y’know, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning."
62259, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,What?
62260, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,Pretty good.
62261, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to  Dollywood."
62262, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"No, no. He said ""When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"""
62263, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,No.
62264, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,I can scratch that right off.
62265, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money."
62266, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Chandler,Well this is just sad!
62267, The airport," Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie,",4,Rachel,  Oh my God.
62268, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"I’m sure it’s a famous watering can, okay. But, come on…and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?"
62269, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve."
62270, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,We’re back!
62271, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,Hi.
62272, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Ross,Phoebe really likes the bike huh?
62273, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Poor baby, you’re so tired. Rach, I didn’t propose to you, Joey didn’t propose to you, and Chandler didn’t propose to you."
62274, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…"
62275, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,I don't think so.
62276, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Rachel,Oh my God!  Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
62277, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Because, uh—it has to."
62278, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,Yeah.
62279, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Ross, Hello?
62280, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Yes!
62281, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called ‘wait until the last moment before I burst and die.’
62282, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,It's…
62283, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Monica, Sex!
62284, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross,"Baking it didn't help, huh?"
62285, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,It’s good to see you too.
62286, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I guess I do, yeah."
62287, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica," Honey, it’s not pushy, he gave her his home number."
62288, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's Dr. Seuss!"
62289, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"No, she's out shopping."
62290, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him."
62291, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Are you serious?!
62292, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"No, come on, I'm totally ok.  I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own."
62293, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,"It’s possible, they have really sharp edges."
62294, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,Don’t stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!
62295, Central Perk,,9,Ross,You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!
62296, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, Richard. "
62297, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Oooh, wrong answer. "
62298, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry."
62299, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross," Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you."
62300, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica, Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
62301, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,What the hell is going on?!
62302, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,
62303, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,Yep! Grab a plate.
62304, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross," Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys…"
62305, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,"Well, she probably wasn’t familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!"
62306, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,All right! I’ll have a sandwich!
62307, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,He’s fine!
62308, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, whoa God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?"
62309, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,But that’s not enough. So… So…here’s a key to my apartment. 
62310, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,Why not?
62311, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,"Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain…"
62312, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,What? Why?
62313, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Choose, you jackass!"
62314, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
62315, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler, Hi there.
62316, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,"Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their arrival is in the offing."
62317, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over."
62318, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"You guys promised you'd be more careful! I mean, come on! The good Joey name is being dragged through the mud here!"
62319, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,I’d carry you around in my pocket.
62320, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Um uh…We’re-we’re just having this baby together but uh, uh that’s all."
62321, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Joey,
62322, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross,Thanks!
62323, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler," Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch."
62324, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Ah actually we don’t. 
62325, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Well...
62326, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler."
62327, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,Not any more.
62328, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,"What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?"
62329, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Rachel, Hm-m.
62330, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, you’ll be fine. "
62331, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay.
62332, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,"I don’t get it, Chandler loved it!"
62333, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Joey," Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous."
62334, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,I don't know.
62335, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Rachel,"Oh, time's up."
62336, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Bye.
62337, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
62338, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,This Thanksgiving kicks last Thanksgiving's ass!
62339, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Much better.
62340, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,"Yes, please don't spoil all this fun."
62341, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Joey,"Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked."
62342, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Monica,"Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller."
62343, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize."
62344, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start."
62345, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, what’d you guys do to get up on there?"
62346, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Ross,"Pheebs, what are you doing?"
62347, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,What?
62348, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!"
62349, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!"
62350, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,And a couple of these little tiny boxes.
62351, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago."
62352, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,"No can do amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. Felt more personal to hand-write it. "
62353, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I think I need to do some shopping. "
62354, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,Her dancer friends?
62355, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,Have you seen Chandler?!
62356, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe,What?
62357, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
62358, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"No-no, he's, he's very docile."
62359, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
62360, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know what? Thanks to you I’m half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don’t think I have ever been this angry!"
62361, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"It’s nothing, I just gave her a hug."
62362, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing her holiday song,",9,Phoebe,"So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. "
62363, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I can be pretty charming, babe, I won YOU over, didn’t I?"
62364, At Pyramid," Joey is with the woman now,",10,Joey,
62365, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
62366, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Chandler,That was one of the worse things ever. And not just on TV.
62367, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,Damnit!
62368, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler," Oh, that's great."
62369, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Chandler, Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
62370, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,I feel like we’re the only two people in the world. 
62371, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Oh-ooh, that’s the turn-on."
62372, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
62373, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Hmm, something bad to tell Rachel… Bad news for Rachel, what could that be?!"
62374, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"Don’t worry about that man, that happens."
62375, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,Have you ever been with a woman?
62376, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel, What-what about me?
62377, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,"So, who does?"
62378, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,I think.... I think I can see your scalp.
62379, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,"To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?"
62380, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,Nothing.
62381, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,Not one that can pee on the roof.
62382, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,Sure.
62383, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Joey,
62384, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated."
62385, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, I was watching.  Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?"
62386, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"Oh, my goodness, they've all gotten so big!"
62387, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,You okay?!
62388, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"Okay, he's a senior in college."
62389, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Well, maybe he wouldn’t be she didn’t bring the office home every night!"
62390, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"No, no, I keep trying, y’know? I can get out, ""Joey, I have too…"" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, ""…go to the bathroom."" He may think I’m sick."
62391, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Do you wanna play football?
62392, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Ross,Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
62393, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Joey,We’ll just see.
62394, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?
62395, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica," No-no-no, don’t-don’t do the accent. You’ve got to see her again."
62396, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"So what, like people are gonna come in and think, ""Uh-oh, I'm outside again?"" Of course!"
62397, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,Hi.
62398, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,What? Oh my God! I’m gonna miss you so much! 
62399, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,"Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?"
62400, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,"Okay, well tonight’s the big night."
62401, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Okay. All right.  Good luck explaining all the calls to China.
62402, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Ok.
62403, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Now, have you told anyone else?"
62404, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel, Oh! Who is it?
62405, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Not until you said it. Somebody switch!  Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with."
62406, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said ""Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's"" and he said.. <pause> He said.. ""Joey you stink at lying."" What am I going to do?"
62407, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Really?! Wow! That’s-that’s so nice, what are you gonna get me?"
62408, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
62409, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y’know now it’s like…things are different.
62410, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room."
62411, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,Look at that!
62412, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica, What’s this?
62413, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,I see... Thanks very much.  Is this your son?
62414, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,IN LONDON!!!
62415, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  None for me.,3,Rachel,
62416, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,"Yeah, well, is that better?"
62417, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,Great!
62418, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,I would never lie to get someone into bed.
62419, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Well hello! So, when are we gettin’ back out on the water matey?"
62420, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in  ‘Ello there mate!"
62421, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?"
62422, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,You guys kissed! Oh my—this is huge!
62423, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight."
62424, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
62425, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh God, Phoebe!"
62426, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? I’m gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give."
62427, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Fancy soap? I thought we were savin’ that for the Pope!
62428, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,"They could be our neighbors, what are they like?"
62429, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn’t want to talk to anyone, especially me?"
62430, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It’s too nice."
62431, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,. All right you’re off my list.
62432, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,Because it’s the highest. 
62433, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,Wow! Monica!
62434, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,Are those my wife�s nipples?
62435, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,What’s wrong Mon?
62436, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?"
62437, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
62438, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, but umm… Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn't hurt, right?"
62439, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
62440, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I can't believe you called her fat."
62441, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Yeah, like you could find something as sophisticated as this."
62442, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Okay.  Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn…"
62443, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Because I knew you were lying!
62444, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Sometimes just nodding is ok.  Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!"
62445, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, that's over."
62446, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!  Emily?"
62447, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?"
62448, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Batman has Robin!  We get ESPN right?
62449, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,Joey! The vet said it’s a simple procedure.
62450, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Yeah, that’s what you need a good…pill."
62451, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys."
62452, Ross's new apartment," he is showing his boss, Dr, Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life,",5,Ross,"A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished."
62453, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Okay...
62454, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel, Done!
62455, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,Oh no.
62456, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?"
62457, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,Yeah
62458, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica, Oh shut up!
62459, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?"
62460, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
62461, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Joey," That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!"
62462, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22."
62463, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,Oh that’s right. There’s a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
62464, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"Ahh, the babies miss me?"
62465, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"All right! Thanks! You’re the best! Now listen, the last day of auditions is Thursday. Okay? So I gotta get in there by Thursday. Okay? Just remember Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember Thursday?"
62466, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Rachel,Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
62467, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why I’m a terrible waitress? Because, I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don’t care where the tray spot is, I just don’t care, this is not what I want to do. So I don’t think I should do it anymore. I’m gonna give you my weeks notice."
62468, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Rachel,"Joey, is what she just said umm—Oh my God. "
62469, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think."
62470, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel," Joey, you never..you never talked about that before..."
62471, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it’s so sad they never had a chance to meet."
62472, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,Uh-oh. 
62473, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,Emily! 
62474, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking."
62475, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!"
62476, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,"Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over."
62477, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,What?
62478, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler," All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?"
62479, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,Power saw kinda got away from me there.
62480, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Rachel," Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?"
62481, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Fancy guest.
62482, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," Hey, you guys."
62483, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,What?!
62484, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,I set her up with this actor on my show.
62485, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep."
62486, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"All right, I guess I'll have to find a new bridesmaid."
62487, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,"I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square."
62488, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Hey, are Ross and Rachel back?"
62489, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,Closer than here?
62490, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica,Nice to meet you! My God you’re great!
62491, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him."
62492, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler, Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!
62493, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry, I don’t believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other."
62494, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,What?!
62495, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Monica,Are you sure?
62496, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?"
62497, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Uhh, believe me when he’s older, he’ll understand."
62498, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,There it is.
62499, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,"Well, alright, then, forget it.  Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!"
62500, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on!
62501, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,You're so efficient. I love you!
62502, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Both!
62503, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Okay, so anyway I’m sittin’ in my office and guess who walks in."
62504, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
62505, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,"Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green!  It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasn’t on purpose! But what you’re during to me now is just plain spiteful!"
62506, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Monica,"Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time."
62507, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,Uh-oh.
62508, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh!
62509, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,Oh no.
62510, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Chandler,"Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can..."
62511, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,Me neither.
62512, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Chandler,"Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. "
62513, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"The truth is, Dad, we’re-we’re trying."
62514, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica, This doesn't concern you!!
62515, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Alright.  Your money's mine, Green."
62516, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Joey,"Hey, what’s up?"
62517, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Uhh, those are tacos."
62518, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter."
62519, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on."
62520, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy."
62521, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,I don’t even know how I would go about it.
62522, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,What are you doing?
62523, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, impressive."
62524, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Sure, I so glad we did this. It feels so good!"
62525, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,You mean a three pointer?
62526, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, what?"
62527, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"No, I’m fine. I’m great. I’m with you."
62528, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old."
62529, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Hi.
62530, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,So why don’t you quit?
62531, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,Oh wow. Why don’t we just take me  These pins aren’t for playing are they?
62532, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Marcel?
62533, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?"
62534, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"No! Come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office."
62535, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Chandler,"Yes! Way to go, man!  Still got the egg, huh?"
62536, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,Phoebe!
62537, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,Yes that’s the one about the soldiers who fight in World War I!
62538, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,It’s 600.
62539, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part."
62540, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh.
62541, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,Damnit!
62542, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,I can’t take the big white dog! You love it!
62543, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Oh wow, what a beautiful name!  What is it again?"
62544, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,"Okay. Umm, y'know, I don’t think, I don’t think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship."
62545, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Oh, honey that's awful."
62546, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
62547, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Ross,So that’s two of my wives.
62548, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
62549, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Ooh, babies! Oh, this one is so cute, get this one!"
62550, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel,  but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles."
62551, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Please let me stay on this side of the door.
62552, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,What?
62553, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, let's go running!"
62554, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,"Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit."
62555, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Oh my God.
62556, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica," Yes, they can stay with us."
62557, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, well you put down the toilet seat."
62558, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help."
62559, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey, Sure. Yep.
62560, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
62561, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joey’s special romance magazines in there?"
62562, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,"Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?"
62563, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,Good luck.  And I’m still right!
62564, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
62565, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Then he comes over!  ""I’m so worried about you."" Uck! Be a man!"
62566, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah."
62567, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"You can, I know you can!"
62568, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry...  Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!"
62569, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Okay, well the ??? is not home."
62570, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,Right?
62571, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Bye!
62572, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,I think on some levels she already knows.
62573, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Ross,"Okay, let's go!"
62574, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,"Umm, well let’s see uh, this one is Tom Brokaw."
62575, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I just got off the Internet! Man, there is a lot of porn out there!"
62576, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Really?!
62577, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,Y-y-yeah! 
62578, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind."
62579, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,But you’re not just a soap actor. You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet.
62580, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight."
62581, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,Ohh.
62582, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. "
62583, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"If she’s no fun, why do you want to date her at all?"
62584, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,"Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this."
62585, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! 
62586, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Aren't you...?
62587, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,Dad!
62588, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, thank goodness!"
62589, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,Okay.  I’m just going to propose!
62590, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross, I'm sure he'll understand.
62591, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Nope, not under here!"
62592, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,Okay.
62593, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Yeah.......OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante."
62594, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game!
62595, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Okay, do-do you have a good grip?"
62596, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Chandler,Making chocolate milk. Do you want some?
62597, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing."
62598, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,What?!
62599, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,You wanna eat?  My treat!
62600, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"Chandler, it's like a big gerbil."
62601, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
62602, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"He’s right though, the ’74 is absolute piss."
62603, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Marcel! What've you done to him?
62604, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"We had such a great time! She’s-she’s incredible! I thought the-the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn’t. It wasn’t at all. Elizabeth is very mature for her age.  A concept lost on some people!"
62605, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or…
62606, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica,"Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too."
62607, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!"
62608, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
62609, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,What?
62610, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"You…are…not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?"
62611, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Oh please, they’ve been going out a week. They haven’t even slept together yet, I mean, that’s not serious."
62612, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"So, so, what’d ya think?"
62613, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot! Is that okay?"
62614, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler,The nerve huh?
62615, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Thanks. 
62616, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did!"
62617, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"No! No! I shouldn’t have even opened these! I mean I—Joey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?"
62618, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,No one got me an engagement present.
62619, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Monica,Last night.
62620, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,Ohhh…
62621, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica," Boy, that was-that was, umm… terrific."
62622, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?"
62623, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Rachel,Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?
62624, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things."
62625, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, then uh, what was Phoebe’s song about?"
62626, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,I think you smell great! 
62627, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey, Joey!
62628, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Chandler,Ross! It’s got your wavy black lines!
62629, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,To kill Bob??
62630, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. ... everybody, everybody, this is Paul."
62631, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"Umm, not feeling better 'bout Malcom."
62632, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Yeah.
62633, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross,I can’t believe this!!
62634, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,No.
62635, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey,"Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!"
62636, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,It-it doesn’t?
62637, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross, I'm pretty sure that it is...
62638, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!"
62639, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?"
62640, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Interesting.
62641, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
62642, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK. All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth. "
62643, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica, You have got to go home!
62644, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, ""Who's the best of that?"" They'd have to go to you."
62645, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,"Are you kidding? Okay, I’ll give you a hint; I’ll give you a hint. "
62646, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice."
62647, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What’s the matter?
62648, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we’re like totally crazy about each other!"
62649, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Oh God. Uh, okay, here’s the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is..."
62650, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe, Here he is.
62651, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- "
62652, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe," Well, do you think I should propose?"
62653, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel is one of my closest friends.  Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!"
62654, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Ross,"Well I'm thinking that Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her."
62655, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Good!
62656, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Okay Ross that’s fine, but can you please stand near my head?"
62657, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,"No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin’ you down. Everybody wants to be paid off."
62658, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Okay, what's going on with you?"
62659, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,"Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, you’ll know it’s mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, there’s a very noticeable rip."
62660, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,But sadly I could not be enticed.
62661, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler," Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?"
62662, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,A pill?
62663, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,What?!
62664, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, a flea market?"
62665, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,I see.
62666, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,Hey.
62667, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Oh, nothin’ much. Just trying to figure out what I’m gonna do for dinner."
62668, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.
62669, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,It’s Phoebe! Hi!
62670, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Well, Kathy’s last boyfriend was Joey."
62671, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Oooo-ooh!
62672, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross, You’re alone.
62673, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Hurry!
62674, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,The Bible?!
62675, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
62676, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel," Yeah, she’s gay."
62677, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!"
62678, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms."
62679, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Oh well, I guess I’ll catch up with her later."
62680, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, thank you."
62681, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,"Okay, Pheebs, y’know what, let’s look at this objectively all right? Ninth grade, right? The obsession starts. All right? The summer after ninth grade he sees me in a two-piece for the first time, his obsession begins to grow. So then…"
62682, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?"
62683, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel, Hey Pheebs?
62684, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Rachel," Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?"
62685, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,I called you fat?! I don't even remember that!
62686, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"But he didn't really know, you know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me..."
62687, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,Hah!
62688, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Joey,Ahhh……  Eh?
62689, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"What, what are you doing? What are you doing?"
62690, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Yeah, well that's that lo-cal, non dairy, soy milk junk. We sort of, we save the real stuff for those really terminal cases."
62691, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Dude, I don’t know."
62692, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,Mustached bastard…
62693, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel," Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!"
62694, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,You were great. But they still made fun of you.
62695, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,No! That’s where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
62696, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"All right, but you can’t use that again for a whole year. I’m in."
62697, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,I didn’t see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.
62698, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Rachel," Yes, yes, Bombay is bery, bery nice time of year."
62699, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Really? Who’s number two?
62700, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,Really!
62701, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
62702, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha! "
62703, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so…"
62704, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know."
62705, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing."
62706, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!"
62707, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,So all we have is ice?
62708, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica," Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?"
62709, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel," Okay-okay-okay! So, making things. That sounds like so much fun."
62710, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Oh, man, I could totally get that part. ‘I’m sorry, that seat is taken.’"
62711, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler, Obviously.
62712, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?"
62713, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
62714, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!"
62715, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,That was going to be my next argument.
62716, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"So—Hey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?"
62717, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!"
62718, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,"So uh, where's Monica?"
62719, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Aw, don't do that"
62720, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?"
62721, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,No.
62722, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,Career counselor?
62723, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away."
62724, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Joey,"Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh..."
62725, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,What? What did you take a picture of?
62726, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Uh-huh! 
62727, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Rachel,Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
62728, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you."
62729, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Yeah. Sure. 
62730, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
62731, Hospital,,10,Ross,"I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!"
62732, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Ross’s! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!"
62733, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Hey.
62734, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel," Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!"
62735, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Well, for one thing, she keeps calling her Ella!"
62736, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler," Okay, that’s enough honey!"
62737, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Ah, it's been so long, so long.  I can't believe you're still doing this!"
62738, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Chandler,That's ok.
62739, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
62740, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, Are you breaking up with us?
62741, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler," You hear that? You may not be with your families, but at least it's gonna smell like ham in here."
62742, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe," Oh I see, so then, you were lying."
62743, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Monica,Yeah!
62744, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,We said six!
62745, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,"Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?"
62746, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,What do you mean?
62747, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,What disposable cameras?
62748, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,That cup is mine!
62749, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,"Well, I feel like a snack!"
62750, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Hey, all right!"
62751, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,I don’t know!
62752, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!
62753, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,"Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!"
62754, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"Oh, please."
62755, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Yeah.
62756, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist."
62757, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
62758, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,I put it on to scare Chandler!
62759, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,Uh-oh. She may be onto us.
62760, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,Hey.
62761, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I bet he can.
62762, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,And yet you don’t recognize that you’re crazy.
62763, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,Bob? Who the hell's Bob?
62764, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Juice, I need..."
62765, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"Look, I don’t know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Y’know? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!"
62766, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,There’s a skylight?!  Wow!!
62767, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,What code?
62768, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,But the audition’s in a couple hours and I don’t even understand the game.
62769, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah."
62770, Outside Cheryl's apartment,,4,Ross,"Oh my god! I'm so sorry, Cheryl. I must have freaked out."
62771, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!"
62772, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,Oh my—Come here! Come here!  It’s okay. Everything’s gonna be okay.
62773, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
62774, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, you didn’t see the Post?"
62775, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,Emma's awake.
62776, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey," Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here."
62777, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel, Hi!
62778, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,Oooooh!
62779, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke."
62780, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Phoebe,"That’s sweat. You throw up all morning, you’ll have that glow too."
62781, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,It was okay. She’s still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
62782, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You bet your ass I’m gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!!  All right! Anybody else got a problem? How ‘bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
62783, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!"
62784, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,No!  Shhh!
62785, The Subway," Phoebe is singing for change,",1,Phoebe, La-la-la-la...ohhh!
62786, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,...that center around work.
62787, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler," Joey, trade lives with me!"
62788, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are-are-are very short. It’s usually, ""Surprise!"" And then, ""Oh my God, I’m so surprised—good-bye!"""
62789, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,When?
62790, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica,"Sweety, what are you talking about?"
62791, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,What do you think?
62792, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Anyone mind if I save this?
62793, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,What?! What?!
62794, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Joey,"Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard."
62795, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, they didn’t make you pay for those knives, did they?"
62796, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.
62797, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,I know.
62798, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?"
62799, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Joey what-what were you thinking?!
62800, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"No Monica! I’m serious! Oh, maybe I should just forget about it. Become a lesbian or something."
62801, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"No-no-no, no! It’s sensual!"
62802, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh! Oh! She’s upside down but she’s coming! She’s coming!
62803, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
62804, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron."
62805, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together."
62806, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Rachel?!
62807, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Don’t worry about it.
62808, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"Ross, how could you let this happen?"
62809, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,I told you not to go down there!
62810, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,"C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!"
62811, Interview room, Ross and two other professors ,10,Ross,
62812, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no, no. Nina...  ..she is whooo wewee-woo whoo whoo! In fact, if you asked her right now, she would have no recollection of being fired at all, none at all."
62813, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler,Ok honey. that was close.
62814, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,"Well, Ross was mugged as a kid."
62815, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Uh, okay, Pheebs?"
62816, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,"All right Joey! That is enough!  Listen, as beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, it’s not legal. Okay? They-they don’t have a marriage license, they don’t have any witnesses, and the groom only has on one shoe!"
62817, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, hello! mmwa!  I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna."
62818, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
62819, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,"Oh, it’s a new TV show. Yeah. I’m up for the part of Mac Macaveli or ""Mac."" Yeah, I’m a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He’s a, he’s a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or ""C.H.E.E.S.E."""
62820, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,"Yeah, right!"
62821, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
62822, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I've never gone this fast before."
62823, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,It's Joey.
62824, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,"Okay Phoebe calm down, there’s no need to place blame. Okay?  I warned her about those candles."
62825, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these "
62826, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,"I figured I’d buy those. Pat, I’d like to buy a vow. "
62827, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,
62828, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,"Chandler!!! Chandler!!!  Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!"
62829, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,Joey.
62830, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Rachel,"And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!"
62831, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Totally!
62832, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Monica,We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
62833, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Phoebe,"So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer’s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven’t been cleaned yet?"
62834, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Ross,"Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie."
62835, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Marcel?
62836, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?"
62837, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Rachel,Oh my God! The millionaire’s here!
62838, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Yeah.
62839, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever."
62840, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that—"
62841, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us."
62842, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Joey," Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?"
62843, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"This is what I’ve got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor."
62844, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Rachel,Thank you.
62845, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!"
62846, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!"
62847, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey, I'm not sure.
62848, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Okay!
62849, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Well, he’s too shy, he doesn’t thing he’s good enough to dance with girls yet."
62850, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,You still can't stand her can you?
62851, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica," Oh, here’s a great one."
62852, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, we’re gonna have to get you out of those shoes."
62853, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? I'll-I'll have toast!"
62854, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,What?
62855, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Well look-look I’m not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
62856, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Ok, good!  I think I broke your bowl."
62857, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica."
62858, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams."
62859, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,There’s no question.
62860, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?"
62861, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Okay. 
62862, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica," Pheebs, you’ve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn’t healthy."
62863, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,All right.
62864, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
62865, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I'm gonna get the lasagna.
62866, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,"I’m, uhh, making up flyers trying to get new massage clients. So, can I come to Bloomingdale’s and use the copy machine."
62867, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, it's so cool. "
62868, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,A woman's
62869, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,What the hell is in there?
62870, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,All right!
62871, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Because it’s all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this apartment is empty for me! And I’m not happy about you either. 
62872, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross," Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again."
62873, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"You know what honey, you go ahead, we’ll call her an alternate."
62874, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"Oh God, I’m so sorry."
62875, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!
62876, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
62877, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Because, if Santa and the Holiday…Armadillo?  ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!"
62878, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"Umm, now uh… It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Y’know, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so…  Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?"
62879, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,I haven’t seen it yet!
62880, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,Hey!
62881, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that’s as good as garbage?"
62882, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,I bet this will work! 
62883, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Rachel,You can keep those pants by the way.
62884, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"Ross, why didn’t you tell me that?"
62885, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
62886, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey," Oh, I can’t believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know? And it wouldn’t matter. Now I gotta be careful?!"
62887, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Why are you in here if Joshua is all the way over there? 
62888, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Oh Will. But you-you’ve worked so hard…
62889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?"
62890, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,Okay.  Yikes! That one doesn’t look very fulfilled.
62891, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,Great!
62892, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,February 2nd!
62893, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,Yeah and you stretch ‘em out with your big old clown feet.
62894, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I'm begging you stop.
62895, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, but then Jacques Cousteau came and he kicked his ass for betraying me! It was soo cool! Then, he took me diving and he introduced me to his pet seahorse, who, by the way, was totally coming on to me, and please, that is not gonna happen."
62896, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Hey!
62897, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Please, Monica? In the hall?"
62898, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,"Umhmm, umhmm, about the time you told me about New Year's Eve. Where is everybody else?"
62899, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe,No! We're gonna do it my way.  Hello?
62900, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Fourth gear!!
62901, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Rachel," Goody, what is it!"
62902, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,Yeah.
62903, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica, Rach? Can I talk to for just a minute? I-I dropped some socks.
62904, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Original or crappy?
62905, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Ross,Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?
62906, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Aww!
62907, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
62908, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,There I am!
62909, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,I know.
62910, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"See, now it’s weird again."
62911, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Joey,Check out the rack on this chick! 
62912, Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area,9,Chandler,I got you something from Vermont! 
62913, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,I knew you were likely to take a wife!
62914, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,Spring vacation.
62915, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,You just thought of that in there?
62916, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,Argh!
62917, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey,No. Really?
62918, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn’t what it looks like, ‘cause Rick is my ahh, husband."
62919, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Yeah, what's that like?"
62920, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Oh my God. You and Rachel?
62921, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,I know.
62922, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Chandler,"Now you do that, you’re on TV."
62923, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,Is it a good play?
62924, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross, Hey guys!
62925, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, it’s almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?"
62926, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?
62927, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Transplant.
62928, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,"We, we just decided to uh, to go for it."
62929, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,"How-how are you, Mom?"
62930, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,"Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts."
62931, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!"
62932, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
62933, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Oh, I love that guy! "
62934, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Really? Wow, this is so much better than I…"
62935, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,"Whoa-whoa, aren’t you a little over dressed?"
62936, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Yeah?
62937, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasn’t significant to you!"
62938, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead."
62939, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica," That’s right. I’m no longer a bride. I’ll never be a bride again. Now, I’m just someone’s wife!"
62940, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,"Richard used to do it, didn't he?"
62941, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,"Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in "
62942, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,"Okay, throw it straight this time."
62943, A Boardroom," Chandler’s meeting continues,",9,Chandler, Yes.
62944, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,Yeah.
62945, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You can’t do this here! 
62946, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Okay, I'm not getting this!"
62947, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"So how was, how was your date?"
62948, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Here we go.  Y’know, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what I’m…"
62949, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Alright... Susie, can I call you Susie?"
62950, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,So what did you do today Pete?
62951, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Yeah!
62952, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Phoebe,Yeah. Not looking for dates. 
62953, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Fine.  Go! Go! Go!
62954, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler.  I am so sorry.
62955, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,
62956, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I’ve already signed everything and I put little ‘X’s where you need to sign."
62957, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Monica,"I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night."
62958, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross, Eh?
62959, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,I know. Hand me a tissue. 
62960, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Phoebe,"Well, we didn’t have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on."
62961, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, it couldn’t hurt to look."
62962, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,She can’t hear you.
62963, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,No.
62964, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Rach?
62965, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,Am I going to let you watch me undress?
62966, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Monica,I know.
62967, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler,"No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk."
62968, Rachel's bedroom," Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it,",4,Ross,WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
62969, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"No, God! Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? Right now you just need to get some rest."
62970, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
62971, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,Hey!
62972, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,How can you be so confident?
62973, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good time. We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son."
62974, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,That’s the title! Yeah! Y’know they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.
62975, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Wow! Happy Monica’s night!
62976, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey, PBS telethon.
62977, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,What?! Are you kidding?!
62978, The Gym," Chandler and Mr, Geller are heading for the whirlpool room,",7,Chandler,"So you understand, I’d feel a lot more comfortable if you didn’t tell people what happened. Y’know, I’m a little…I’m a little embarrassed about it."
62979, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
62980, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,"Wait, you’re giving me your Porsche, you’re kidding me right?!"
62981, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"See, I’m not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?"
62982, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,Does she.
62983, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,What?!
62984, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I’m just sort of in the middle of something.
62985, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler,Janice?
62986, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,I mean it’s the end of an era!
62987, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,It’s slang for pregnant.
62988, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey, I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.
62989, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Okay! Okay! Umm, Webster’s Dictionary defines marriage as…  Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh… I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old."
62990, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"No it isn't! No, it's not. Because you can also explain it with the truth!"
62991, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,Doctor? Wow! I didn’t know he had a nickname.
62992, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Right! Right! I just—I want you to know that I’m going to be there through this whole thing, okay? Okay? The doctor’s appointments, the uh, the Lamaze classes, uh baby-proofing the apartment—Although we could probably worry about that ‘til after we get married."
62993, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
62994, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Yeah, apparently they’re turning it into some kinda coffee place."
62995, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,What?!
62996, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,Too?
62997, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans."
62998, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?"
62999, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"Nooo, he’s leaving for a better job."
63000, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,Oh there it is.
63001, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,"Believe me, I’ve been saying that for years. Oh my God!"
63002, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Someone like an…angel?
63003, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I’m going on a real date! Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I’m wearing underwear that goes up to about……there."
63004, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Guys, I’m happy too."
63005, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!"
63006, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler, Actually he’s the smallest person in the world.
63007, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up ."
63008, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,No I didn’t!
63009, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,"Oh yeah, what’s the plan?"
63010, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Look, I’m not saying that you should magically forgive me! But you’re not perfect! You’ve made some errors in judgment too!"
63011, Airport,,9,Monica,Joey?
63012, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross," So, you gettin’ tired?"
63013, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,Who?
63014, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Yeah. I’m sorry.
63015, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Monica,"Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.  This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?"
63016, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart! Her mind is totally acrimonious  That's not how she used it...?"
63017, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, well, ah... maybe that’s because they’re ah... jealous, of us."
63018, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,I was their first born! They thought she was barren! It’s not my fault.
63019, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, I have some."
63020, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! "
63021, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,Did he just say ‘Monica bang’?
63022, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?"
63023, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Well, maybe you didn’t want it to end?"
63024, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"Excellent hole, Joe."
63025, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,Who the hell are all these people?
63026, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half."
63027, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,Hi Mr.…Bing.
63028, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,"We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife.  Now kiss her again."
63029, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!"
63030, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,Why?
63031, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting..."
63032, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,Hi.
63033, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,So you're a little older. Try to look at the positive You have all this life experience.
63034, Interview room," Ross and two other professors  are sitting on one side of a long desk, Benjamin Hobart is sitting on the other side",10,Ross,"Wha...? Wait, wait, wait, just a minute. None of my questions have anything to do with Paleontology."
63035, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Monica,"Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. That’s great. So how-how are things going?"
63036, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,But...
63037, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Popular.
63038, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Hey, check me out, I’m a slut!"
63039, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,Having a swim.
63040, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, uhm, back in my mugging days, you know, I, uhm, I worked St. Marc's Comics. "
63041, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"All right, here we go. "
63042, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,"No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this. "
63043, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Hey Joey?
63044, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,"Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!"
63045, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,Umm…
63046, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Uh, you're not gonna win."
63047, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,"Hey... hi, ladies... uh, can I get you anything?  Did you bring the mail?"
63048, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Hey. Got a second?
63049, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,Okay.
63050, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Pheebs?
63051, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Joey,"Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. I’m totally cool with that."
63052, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this.  I canna work on a new accent."
63053, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
63054, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,
63055, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,"Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying she’d like to go out again."
63056, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Joey,"C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all."
63057, Paul’s Cabin," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Surprise me.
63058, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Chandler,Uh-oh.
63059, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Phoebe,"Well, I’m ready to get the hell out of here!  But for you, yay! Ohh."
63060, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,"Putting on the sneakers… thought I'd get into a younger mindset, you know, to see if it sparked anything…"
63061, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,
63062, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,Your own boat?
63063, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken."
63064, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, whipped! Wah-pah!"
63065, A street, Phoebe walks up to a homeless person ,1,Phoebe,
63066, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Okay.
63067, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Always.
63068, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,But it didn’t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
63069, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it.  Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!"
63070, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
63071, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"So, so, what’d ya think?"
63072, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"You know, you think I would."
63073, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ",1,Monica,
63074, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but umm, we have words and I kill him."
63075, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know."
63076, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"So, you wore your nightie to dinner?"
63077, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Me going out with Richard’s son.
63078, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
63079, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees."
63080, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,Hey!
63081, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah. I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know!! Oh, you should take her!"
63082, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Apartment pants?
63083, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,That is not a problem.
63084, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,So what do you want me to do?
63085, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,Go!
63086, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Phoebe,We should help him!
63087, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Do you guys know any cute guys?
63088, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross," OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?"
63089, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,So did you guys make it in time?
63090, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler,She gets crazy! This scar  is from Pictionary!
63091, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey, Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
63092, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Rachel,"And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!"
63093, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,Your tax dollars?
63094, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,"Fine, I’m mentally unstable."
63095, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"I don’t know, it smells good."
63096, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Well, hello!"
63097, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"You're excited, right?"
63098, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,"I’m so sorry. Look, if it was up to me you would never leave the show."
63099, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,No anchovies.
63100, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,What are you guys doing?
63101, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?"
63102, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Rachel,"I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great..."
63103, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"Yeah, actually I am!"
63104, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R rated movies.
63105, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,"And well, what did she say?"
63106, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Okay.  And get ready to taste my very special cranberries. Or should I say... chanberries!
63107, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah.  Oh, I know what we can do. We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realise how good they are together."
63108, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Center ice.
63109, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Oh, thank you for doing that. I just can’t deal with this just quite yet."
63110, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler, What is going on?
63111, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Phoebe, Y’know she has a face Ross!
63112, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,"Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?"
63113, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,"Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!"
63114, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star."
63115, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,"Ross, he's got the remote again."
63116, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica," Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight you’re gonna have a bachelor party."
63117, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Ross," Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out."
63118, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah. Yeah, I mean what, what would we do?"
63119, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,"Please, don’t play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!"
63120, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Oh no, I can’t go. I’m practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show."
63121, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"Look, you guys, you guys should go.  No, I’m, you, you planned this all out, and I don’t want to ruin it, so you guys should just go."
63122, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"And thank you, for that."
63123, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,
63124, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,It's a... It's a boy!
63125, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,That bad?
63126, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Okay!
63127, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel,"Hey, how’s…how’s the uh, miracle chair?"
63128, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Well, so what does he do?"
63129, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler,I don’t see him.  Do you see him?
63130, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross,You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?
63131, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,No.
63132, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,I know what time you said.
63133, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Rachel,"No, wait Phoebe."
63134, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"No, I said today! See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening."
63135, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. 
63136, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"That’s less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was."
63137, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,Look I told you…
63138, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Rachel,"Hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device."
63139, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"No, I mean it’s okay, I mean, they’re-they’re my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them."
63140, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Hi, it’s Phoebe. Listen someone’s gonna have to take my 900 with Mr. Rehack, ‘cause it’s like 915 now, and I’m not there."
63141, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Chandler,"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that."
63142, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler, Oh my God!
63143, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar."
63144, Central Perk," They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey, Gunther is serving a nearby table,",9,Joey," Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won."
63145, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey, For two years!
63146, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay."
63147, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,I can’t believe you didn’t tell me there was a suicide note!
63148, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Well, what were you gonna say?"
63149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,Hey.
63150, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross."
63151, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,How who wears it?
63152, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"That was a test. Good response. All right, full name."
63153, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey,"Jo’s there, but I don’t think there’s anything she could do."
63154, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Phoebe! 
63155, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!"
63156, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yeah. All right, now give me your best shot."
63157, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Phoebe,"...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;"
63158, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m talking about that which you already know but won’t admit. You love her again; you re-love her!"
63159, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross," Oh my God! Chandler M Bing? It’s not just an M, your middle name is Muriel!!"
63160, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Beef.
63161, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,I fell asleep!
63162, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,Hey.
63163, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left."
63164, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,I quit and you learn what I do?
63165, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,Yeah?
63166, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,I am sorry I am late. You�ll understand when you�ll see Joey.
63167, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,Okay.
63168, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,"And I’m Rachel, an admirer of the building."
63169, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?
63170, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,You were under the pile of coats?
63171, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,"Oh, really, let me see, let me see."
63172, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Monica,Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
63173, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,Dude!
63174, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross, I'm never gonna find love again.
63175, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said!"
63176, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"Okay, here I go."
63177, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,And a baby...
63178, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight."
63179, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,Okay. I suck!
63180, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe, I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!
63181, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Monica,You can not do this.
63182, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,What are you talking about?
63183, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,"Well, aren't you forgetin' something? What, what, what is uh, what is that guy's name? Dad!"
63184, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Rachel,
63185, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Oh My God!
63186, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?"
63187, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! What does that thing do?
63188, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
63189, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,You call that delicious?
63190, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Well look who’s here!
63191, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe,What?
63192, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise."
63193, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Okay.
63194, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Phoebe," Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest."
63195, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!"
63196, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Phoebe,Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?!
63197, Ross�,,9,Rachel,How do you know about that?
63198, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Was she happy you gave her the job?
63199, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,"I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time.  Okay."
63200, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey,"Rach, it’s, it’s ah, it’s not that we don’t want to, really.  Are we talking models in their underwear?"
63201, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping."
63202, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!
63203, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
63204, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Okay, let’s do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!"
63205, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Like?
63206, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,"Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together."
63207, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler,"I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person.  No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!"
63208, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See that’s what this is about."
63209, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Ooh! There’s no way to do this without her? ‘Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of."
63210, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Catch any big fish? 
63211, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. "
63212, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!"
63213, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?"
63214, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Ross, Are you intrigued?
63215, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica," Boy, that was-that was, umm… terrific."
63216, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,007 has a fancy car!
63217, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I can't believe you called her fat."
63218, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, I’ll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye."
63219, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"I don’t want to, I’m scared."
63220, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Oh yeah, dude, I totally understand. Usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!"
63221, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong."
63222, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler, Hey!
63223, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica."
63224, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Yeah. 
63225, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,"Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye! "
63226, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,So what happened?
63227, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"I don’t care, this is our apartment! And they stole—you stole it—our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I’m getting back right now!"
63228, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, How's it going?
63229, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Bye. 
63230, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"No-no, he's, he's very docile."
63231, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe, Hey!!
63232, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe, That’s like the tenth time I’ve peed since I’ve been here!
63233, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Oh my God, is she going back to him?"
63234, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,"God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally——not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that."
63235, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it!  Okay. You got it?"
63236, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Knock, knock, knock."
63237, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
63238, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Ewwwww!! Ew! Ew! Ew!
63239, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican...  ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?"
63240, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, but there isn't always time!"
63241, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,Which one was Pete Carney?
63242, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Yes, we do. "
63243, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, who’s your friend?  Hey!!"
63244, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,You know?!
63245, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,Yes.
63246, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,I do too! I do too!
63247, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Ooh, what's going on?"
63248, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?"
63249, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe, That is so you!
63250, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
63251, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,"No, that wouldn’t kill her. Ordinary embolism might."
63252, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,What?
63253, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,It happened! I am telling you it happened!
63254, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"That’s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!"
63255, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work."
63256, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Well, I’m-I’m just glad I could, y’know, help you out."
63257, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Water it is.
63258, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing?"
63259, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,The balloon?
63260, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"What are you, a child?"
63261, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up!
63262, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives, Of course it’s a Dr, Drake Remoray scene, It’s set in a hospital room, and Dr, Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head,",6,Rachel,"Okay!  Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches."
63263, Chandler in the theater,,9,Chandler," oh yes, God yes!!"
63264, DOOL set,,9,Joey,He slept with you and then never called you.
63265, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,Strip Happy Days Game?
63266, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,"Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!"
63267, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,You-you had what?
63268, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"No, I tried that. She says it has a weird smell."
63269, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Awful! Horrible!
63270, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a Foot Locker."
63271, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Oh my God! I love him!
63272, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica, Is that your sister?
63273, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again."
63274, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe, Hey! She will shower when Tibet is free.
63275, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Have you kissed her yet? It’s awesome! I could do it forever! Y’know what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
63276, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Wait! 
63277, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe,…so this guy was all  It was just so cool!
63278, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"....right? Right? I mean it’s pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I don’t, I don’t need them, huh, I’ve got you guys now as friends, you and Susan."
63279, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,She said that?!
63280, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.
63281, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica, How did you get in there?!
63282, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Monica,Is that all?
63283, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then that’s what we’re gonna do."
63284, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,Okay.
63285, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica, Come in. I've been waiting for you.
63286, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Chandler,That's great!
63287, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,Did I teach her that? Did I just... impart wisdom?
63288, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Ross,Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
63289, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,The silk? Feels really good!
63290, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,No.
63291, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Uh, hey."
63292, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,I can't believe you...  ..did this.
63293, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
63294, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel," Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power."
63295, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,Yeah?
63296, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,What?! That’s the first time today!
63297, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad."
63298, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Hey, it’s been like three weeks!"
63299, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,She’s right.
63300, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Uh, I don’t know, whatever."
63301, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,"Dr. Franzblau, hi."
63302, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Okay. But wait!
63303, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross,"What are you, what are you doing?"
63304, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie."
63305, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Monica,"Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?"
63306, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,Very good! Okay. G.
63307, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,"Uh-huh. Well, when the psychiatrist told me I had to take a leave of absence because I yelled at my boss I started to get worked up again, so he offered me a tranquilizer. And I thought was a good idea so, I took it."
63308, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Hey, why don't you wear those earrings I gave you?"
63309, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag."
63310, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Phoebe,"He says, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, y'know, bring in the next person I know who dies."
63311, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn’t happen!"
63312, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Anything?
63313, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Uh.... its Emma.
63314, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,I-I don’t want your job. I-I don’t. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I don’t even know how to use my keycard. 
63315, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I’m just doing it for you guys."
63316, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah?
63317, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Monica,You used the Europe story!
63318, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel, what would happen exactly.
63319, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,So...I've never played that!
63320, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,Oh you knew that. Good!
63321, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,"Yeah, wow, sorry Rach."
63322, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"Okay, great!"
63323, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"No-no-no-no, he’s not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!"
63324, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,"Uh okay, well there’s-there’s wine in the kitchen."
63325, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,You wish.
63326, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"Yeah, me too."
63327, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Come on!
63328, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"Um, you…you like Rachel?"
63329, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"That's true.  Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?"
63330, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,And then Tineals.
63331, Ross',,9,Ross,"How great is this? You are already comfortable enough to look through my stuff. Oh, I am sorry Michelle, that�s"
63332, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe,So you wouldn’t mind if he was dating someone else?
63333, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
63334, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,It used to be. Now she doesn’t really have a face. Smokin’ body though.
63335, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!"
63336, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-you’ve been through so much since then. And right now you’ve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Can’t you just let this go?
63337, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, four times."
63338, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Phoebe,Exactly! Because it's in the past!
63339, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,Is it on?
63340, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,"Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?"
63341, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,"Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at…bigger rocks.  Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?"
63342, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,"..I dunno, a little too Alan?"
63343, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,You wanna go in the bedroom? It’s a little more comfortable.
63344, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,"What’s the big deal, y’know? It’s not like it’s a real marriage."
63345, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
63346, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"Hello, is this the creepy residence?"
63347, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Nope, just the one. RACH!"
63348, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,"Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!"
63349, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross," This feels perfectly normal. Ok, get on the swing!"
63350, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Why- why are you here, Carol?"
63351, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,Oh hi!
63352, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Greens? I’m a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit!
63353, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,What?
63354, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Ohh.
63355, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,"Eh, just a tad."
63356, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"Umm, she kissed me."
63357, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!"
63358, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,I'm Phoebe Buffay.
63359, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,So?
63360, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Joey,"C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all."
63361, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,Oh.. a little..
63362, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Monica,"Really! That long?!  Look all you want, it’s happening!"
63363, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Yeah?
63364, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,"Oh, I'm threatened by you?"
63365, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Rachel,Since when do you watch the news?
63366, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,Hey!
63367, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Ohh great!!!
63368, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Ugh, y’know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York."
63369, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in."
63370, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,Yes that would be lovely.
63371, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,"You are, you're welling up."
63372, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,I can.
63373, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,It’s your joke.
63374, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Phoebe?
63375, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
63376, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, it’s okay. You don’t have to tip toe around me. I-I’ve been thinking about it and umm, y’know what? I’m okay about not having that new relationship feeling…"
63377, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Hello.  I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished."
63378, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,Oh my god!
63379, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"You sat back and let him have her, you didn’t fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?"
63380, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,Hi. How is she?
63381, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Because I think it means more to you.
63382, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah I know! I miss that.
63383, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,"I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum."
63384, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?"
63385, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,No way!
63386, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, it was only okay."
63387, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?
63388, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Nice try; I’m keeping the boots.
63389, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,Yeah.
63390, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Oh my God Pheebs! You’re gonna have a baby?
63391, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Hey!
63392, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"I’m gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in! "
63393, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny’s number which Monica has just dialed,",8,Chandler,Jenny! That is so Jenny!
63394, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,"Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we- we first- y'know. Fact, she, uh- she never took'em off, 'cause we-we-  Sorry. Sorry."
63395, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,Of course!
63396, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Rachel!
63397, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
63398, Ross',,9,Rachel,Oh no no no
63399, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, Jill!"
63400, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Umm, I think I spoke too quickly. There-there’s a learning curve with this job and maybe we can try it again."
63401, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
63402, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
63403, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Yeah, but it’s not a big deal."
63404, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey,"Beth is really, really sick."
63405, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler,"Ho-oh, he’s gonna get some! "
63406, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, what 'cha reading? "
63407, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"Oh, uh, when-when are you coming back?"
63408, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,Nothing! What do you say to that?
63409, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Joey,"Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it.  You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day."
63410, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,"Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?"
63411, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross, WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
63412, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler,"And, we're done with the yogurt. "
63413, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Yes!!
63414, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica," Well that’s the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!"
63415, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,I am…  free!
63416, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy.  Oh my God, under personal comments 'New York Knicks, rule!'"
63417, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman."
63418, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Is everything okay?
63419, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey, This is it! This is my category.
63420, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Uhh, no, no, it bothered me when he slept with other women."
63421, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Joe I’m not kidding…
63422, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,"So he’s probably really nervous around women, y'know? Maybe, you just have to make the first move."
63423, The New York City Children's fund ,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do."
63424, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah, I’m missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me."
63425, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh, okay."
63426, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"No I’m serious. I mean I’m intuitive, but my memory sucks."
63427, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,What?
63428, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but..."
63429, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Well then get it, get it!"
63430, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department."
63431, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,Thank you…we’re so excited
63432, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Joey, Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?
63433, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Monica,"Ross, just forget about it. This guy’s got you totally wedged in."
63434, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess it's a little better now."
63435, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might."
63436," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Relish!
63437, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"And I can even understand that you couldn’t tell Rachel, but why couldn’t you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didn’t."
63438, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"I’m tellin’ ya, he hasn’t moved since this morning."
63439, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Okay, I guess it doesn’t seem that weird."
63440, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,Thanks! 
63441, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,And you couldn’t think of anything else?!
63442, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Hey Rachel.
63443, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,Long! 
63444, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,Fantastic! I have one question How is that possible?
63445, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Okay.
63446, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,You look so beautiful.
63447, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Really?
63448, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,I could not have done this without you.
63449, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,"Well, you were wrong, he doesn’t like me!"
63450, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging."
63451, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,So you’re not homesick yet?
63452, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Fine.  Go! Go! Go!
63453, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Ross,"Okay, is everybody clear? We’re gonna pick it up…and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We’re gonna lift the car…and slide it out. Lift and slide!"
63454, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,You smoked!
63455, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,"Don’t just say yes! This isn’t a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!"
63456, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,What?!
63457, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,If you want some privacy you can use my hole.
63458, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Monica,"Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?"
63459, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,"I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!"
63460, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh we just put her down for a nap.
63461, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Yeah.
63462, Outside the Janitor’s Closet," there are people having sex and Mr, Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets,",9,Chandler,Hey.
63463, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"So? Who would you rather have kiss you, me or Chandler?"
63464, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Wait! Wait! This isn’t take-out!
63465, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Congratulations!
63466, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
63467, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"NO, NO, NOOO!"
63468, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Really?! You think that will work?
63469, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.
63470, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross, Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
63471, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,To the bathroom!
63472, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I."
63473, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to—I mean I really wanted too, but I couldn’t…. There huh—hmm, there-there was an incident."
63474, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters."
63475, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Oh... you got yourself a very weird deal!
63476, After dinner,,3,Rachel,Aw honey stop! It’s not that bad.
63477, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,And they love me!
63478, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,You told us both we could be in the wedding? 
63479, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"So, I guess this is over."
63480, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Y’know, everywhere I look she’s like… "
63481, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe it's because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.
63482, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,"All right, let’s play one more hand! One more!"
63483, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class."
63484, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Here you go. 
63485, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!"
63486, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?"
63487, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,I know.
63488, At Pyramid," Joey is with the woman now,",10,Joey,"Oh, then pass. "
63489, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,"Okay, how did this even happen?"
63490, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,"Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that..."
63491, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,Ahh!
63492, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,So you didn’t leave the bank?
63493, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?"
63494, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,Who is it?
63495, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"Oh, um, around 802. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger."
63496, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Okay, 'you' can't, or  Still doing the play. Aaah!"
63497, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Really.
63498, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Excuse me?
63499, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,
63500, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary?  I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want."
63501, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,And! We also have speaker phone. 
63502, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
63503, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,Thankfully you don’t need me at all .
63504, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"That's okay, Joe."
63505, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,"I know, I, I should have talked to you first about it."
63506, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,No.
63507, The Philly,,3,Chandler,"Hey, this isn’t like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!"
63508, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
63509, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Oh-ho please. Ask her how?
63510, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,Y-sure!
63511, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Our new fridge? I don’t live here anymore.
63512, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, good God, they’re so yummy! "
63513, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,My due date is in one week!
63514, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Can you believe that?!
63515, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"So, ah... Any plans for the summer?"
63516, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,What?!
63517, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, for the last time, why aren’t you two together again?  No, I know. I know, because you’re not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are."
63518, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Chandler,She was not good. Not good.
63519, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
63520, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
63521, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.
63522, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,Oh honey he doesn’t need my help.
63523, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,I just really wanted to apologize again and… and also show you something I think you'll find very exciting. 
63524, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... ..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?"
63525, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed?...Hopefully?"
63526, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,They left.
63527, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,"Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me. And thanks again for helping me take a shower."
63528, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica,"Okay, I think I get how to do this."
63529, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ooh! Ah! Okay! 
63530, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,So we can be friends who sleep together.
63531, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!
63532, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,
63533, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,Hey!
63534, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica, Hi!
63535, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Does South Oregon have a sports-team?  There you go.
63536, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, um, I can’t fly. I’m having my brother’s babies."
63537, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
63538, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"No, the doctors say it may kill her."
63539, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o."
63540, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
63541, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"Uh Dad, Emma’s in the nursery. I’ll take you now. If you want, but  I really want to talk to you."
63542, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,SON OF A BITCH!  (To the 
63543, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,All right all ready.
63544, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Absolutely! Yes, you say to him ""I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"""
63545, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. "
63546, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, "
63547, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!"
63548, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,Is that so?
63549, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,Hello.
63550, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,Noooo!!
63551, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Oooh. Oh, well this is awkward."
63552, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this! The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!!! All right?!! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!!
63553, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas."
63554, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Chandler," I don't care, I don't care! Game's over! I'm weak! I've gotta smoke! I've gotta have the smoke!"
63555, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica," Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!"
63556, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Well, we certainly are alone."
63557, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,What're you guys doing out here?
63558, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin’ up, eh?"
63559, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table>  she'd have to give her up.
63560, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"I figure that $1,500 would cover him for a few months, y’know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I won’t hurt his pride."
63561, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Joey,You're mean!
63562, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Uhh, it was okay. Yeah, it was fun."
63563, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey, Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!
63564, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD."
63565, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,"No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch."
63566, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!"
63567, Piano bar,,9,Monica,"Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing ""Delta Dawn"""
63568, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"That was one time, Ross, and they were only like 5 milligrams."
63569, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie."
63570, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Thanks. That means a lot to me.
63571, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, What?
63572, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey, They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!
63573, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"It’s a truffle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch, [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!"
63574, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,"Hi! Just so you know, we-we didn't mean to fog you, we thought you were like a yeti or something."
63575, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you've... you know, sort of been like a dad to me. I mean, you've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom..."
63576, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules."
63577, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Do you know why?
63578, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Exactly. So you didn’t, didn’t mention anything to Issac right?"
63579, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, And you’re the father by the way—but you got that…
63580, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. "
63581, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,"Yeah, what's going on?"
63582, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,"I’m-I’m not kidding. Look I-I, I can’t have three failed marriages. I can’t. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!"
63583, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
63584, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science."
63585, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic."
63586, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,It's a beautiful thing.
63587, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey," And I ah, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it."
63588, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on Treeger, don’t say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, let’s ahh, let’s try it again. Come on.  We-he!! Hey!"
63589, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Yes, but the coffee table doesn't match the...blahebdmsdlkhdyslkd;btyds...Rooosss!!!!"
63590, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,"Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things."
63591, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Phoebe,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?"
63592,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town."
63593, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,I know that too.
63594, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"Hey, you must be Owen."
63595, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,I think the check in is that way. 
63596, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?"
63597, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
63598, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey,Why?
63599, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,Yeah?
63600, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?"
63601, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, yumm!"
63602, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,You got it!  Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
63603, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"You guys kissed!!!!! What does this mean?!! Are you, are you getting back together?! Can I sing at your wedding?"
63604, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, Oh.
63605, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!"
63606, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,Yeah! I didn’t know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
63607, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Joey,"If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear."
63608, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?
63609, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just don’t want to be 30 and still work here."
63610, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"What song was that, Pheebs?"
63611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,How many fingers am I holding up? 
63612, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,I love you.
63613, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, bye-bye!"
63614, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Ross,"Nothing, it’s just that hypnosis is beyond crap."
63615, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Joey,"Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn’t stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it’s a couple weeks past it’s expiration date, so it’s got a bit of a kick."
63616, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,YOU NEVER DID IT!
63617, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Joey,"No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. They’re so happy they get to be a part of your special day."
63618, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,Okay. 
63619, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, let's get some perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!"
63620, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,And?
63621, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,No I'm not. No! If anything I'm making you look better! They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!
63622, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey," Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls."
63623, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Oh my god!
63624, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team,",3,Chandler,"No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous."
63625, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her."
63626, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,Not on you! On the stripper!
63627, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel, You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
63628, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"The food there was, was great."
63629, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,Yes!!
63630, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, oh, and then she told the funniest story..."
63631, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,Hey!-Hey! What’s going on?
63632, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,I-I already told him everything!  You shush!!
63633, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Ross, don’t start."
63634, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house."
63635, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Monica,
63636, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control.  God! It's just such a magical time!"
63637, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,Okay.  Which can mean either a promotion or a violent death.
63638, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Well, honey that was pretty obvious."
63639, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,Between you and…
63640, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Joey,
63641, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, You did.
63642, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,Hello?  I guess we can bet one more time.
63643, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Well, I’m there too!"
63644, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Uh, here. What time?"
63645, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"No, so I don’t have to get married until I’m 33! That’s three years, that’s three whole years—Oh, wait a minute though. I’ll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and I’d like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged… Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I’m thirty."
63646, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, if this guy’s going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?"
63647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel," surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?"
63648, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?"
63649, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,"Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go."
63650, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,
63651, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,I’m-I’m Monica.
63652, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Monica,What are you doing?
63653, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,Step away from the duck.
63654, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
63655, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, I'm sure. "
63656, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,
63657, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Hey!
63658, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Money!  Friends...
63659, Central Perk,,9,Joey," You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!"
63660, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future."
63661, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler, I don’t... uh... understand.
63662, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"They have a kid together, y'know. They’re like, they’re like a family, and if, I don’t know, there’s chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn’t want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?"
63663, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel," But, but, Mona, I live here."
63664, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm."
63665, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,What?!
63666, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Well, like father, like son."
63667, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier..."
63668, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,Hey guys!
63669, The ride along,,5,Chandler,Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.
63670, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe," Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing."
63671, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that report be any later?'
63672, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little."
63673, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,"Rach, did you proofread these?"
63674, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,Shocking! Since you still have the keys.
63675, Central Perk,,10,Joey, What were we talking about?
63676, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I guess it is. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship,  So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’m gonna want to meet her."
63677, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,THAT'S NOT ME!
63678, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe,"Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad."
63679, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress."
63680, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,"I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much."
63681, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,It’s a Ms. Pac-Man machine!!
63682, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,Yeah.
63683, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,Okay. Okay.
63684, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!"
63685, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey!  Can we pick up where we left off?
63686, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,You do?!
63687, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,No that’s all right. Don’t worry about it.
63688, Central Perk,,9,Ross,This is great. Rachel's gonna keep kissing guys until she finds the one she wants and I'm gonna die alone.
63689, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,"Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married."
63690, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,Yes. 
63691,,,3,Joey,I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me.
63692, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,Okay.  See?! I told ya!
63693, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!"
63694, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Rachel,Okay.
63695, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Yeah! Richard!
63696, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction…
63697, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,What’s a scrud?
63698, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,No way!
63699, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler,"Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. "
63700, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe, That’s a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
63701, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"I just don’t want him to meet anybody until I am over my crush—And I will get over it. It’s-it’s not like I love him, it’s just physical! But—I mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!"
63702, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Ross,If only he were a woman.
63703, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Okay.
63704, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"No, not you. "
63705, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Oh yeah right there!
63706, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica,"Sweety, what are you talking about?"
63707, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room."
63708, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Oh, that’s not true! I’ve got her lots of stuff she never took back."
63709, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Defend yourself.
63710, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,You do that every year??
63711, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. ."
63712, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,
63713, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Ross,What? 
63714, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,What’s a matter with me? You’ve got a black light. It’s 1999!
63715, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!"
63716, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,You sprayed my front twice!
63717, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Why?
63718, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,All right.
63719, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"I meant, me plus one!"
63720, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica," I’m a good person. And I’m a good chef, and I don’t deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Y’know what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is…"
63721, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed."
63722, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Huh.
63723, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I know!
63724, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Joey,"Oh, I know how you feel..."
63725, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Oh, what can happen? I mean, would you… "
63726, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Ohhh.
63727, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,All right.
63728, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,Hey!
63729, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"No-no-no-no, he’s not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!"
63730, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams."
63731, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,Oh God!
63732, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, I don’t-I don’t think it’s you. This is a freaky place.  Oh no, it’s you."
63733, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,Are you not seeing him anymore?
63734, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London."
63735, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, Would you just open it?
63736, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!"
63737, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross, What kind of research?
63738, Central Perk,,9,Monica,So you're gonna be gone four days a week?  No.
63739, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler," You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
63740, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh no! Why not?
63741, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,I don't even know what that's for.
63742, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,I drew you a bath!
63743, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe, Oh my god…
63744, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Chandler,"Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?"
63745, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,Hey.
63746, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"But-but Cailin, he definitely will scream."
63747, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey,Yeah...
63748, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. 
63749, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, I’m gonna eat like, y’know millions of cows."
63750, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t…"
63751, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,Je m'appelle Claude.
63752, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
63753, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Well, y’know I’m wearing layers and it’s warm."
63754, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts.  Chan and Jan Forever."
63755, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,"Dude, you are sick."
63756, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,What?
63757, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
63758, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica, I can do that!
63759, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh,  umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here."
63760, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, come on! What’s going in on in there? "
63761, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,Phoebe!
63762, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Rachel,I knew.
63763, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Listen, I gotta talk to you."
63764, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,"Hey, why don’t you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer."
63765, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
63766, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Ross,"Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. "
63767, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, What are we going to do?!
63768, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Oh, really?"
63769, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel, Hi!
63770, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?"
63771, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler,"Oh, I got some thoughts on that."
63772, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Aw, Mom..."
63773, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Monica,"No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV."
63774, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,I would never lie to get someone into bed.
63775, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Absolutely! Yes, you say to him ""I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"""
63776, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Ross,Sure. Yeah.
63777, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Nothing, huh?"
63778, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,"Yeah well, I’m-I’m a slut."
63779, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... "
63780, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations"
63781, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Chandler, I’ll go.
63782, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad’s cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner...."
63783, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Why?
63784, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Oh my God!!,3,Rachel,
63785, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica," Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big…"
63786, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now...!"
63787, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!"
63788, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. "
63789, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad."
63790, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,What? What?
63791, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?"
63792, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,
63793, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,"Oh, really, well Ross, you know what? I am a big girl. I don't need someone telling me what is best for me."
63794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica," I’m so sorry. Please, stop freaking out."
63795, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey," Ross, I know you’re pissed at me, but we have to talk about this."
63796, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,Hey!
63797, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?"
63798, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Damn those robots, they’re supposed to be our faithful servants!"
63799, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?"
63800, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Monica,Go!!
63801, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Weren’t you asked to leave sonny?
63802, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,What?
63803, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross, Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctor’s appointment.
63804, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,"Oh, she’s uh-uh really sick."
63805, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler," I’m still on London time, does that count?"
63806, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Well, if he’s angry, he really shouldn’t just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth."
63807, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Your middle name is Pamela?
63808, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you bet."
63809, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,You must think I'm crazy.
63810, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler," It’s okay, I got a plan."
63811, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica."
63812, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!
63813, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,"Well, this was great. I’ll give you a call. We should do it again sometime. "
63814, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,That's my pie!
63815, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"All right, relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool."
63816, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,We can’t accept this.
63817, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,"Great job with the cups, Pheebs!"
63818, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving."
63819, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,So you're ruling out surrogacy?
63820, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,Is it made of cheese?
63821, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,Yes! Ben learned a little trick.
63822, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Chandler,Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother... Ernie.
63823, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Lovely!
63824, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.  That's my friend's machine."
63825, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,I thought so.
63826, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,It's just a fur ball.
63827, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey, I Gotcha!!
63828, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition."
63829, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,Yeah!  No?
63830, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"Ok ...  Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem."
63831, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
63832, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.
63833, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. So?
63834, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Just one last time erm... the marriage thing... there's no wiggle room? None at all?
63835, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life."
63836, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, thanks!"
63837, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the ""Paleontology Review""! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!"
63838, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,That's stealing!
63839, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked, The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window, Joey screams and runs into the living room,",4,Chandler,I can’t believe we live here!
63840, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,...As in Mouse?
63841, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Rachel,Who is being loud?
63842, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Look at you! How, how do you feel?"
63843, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"I wasn't- I mean, I-"
63844, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,Ohh. 
63845, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in his mouth. 
63846, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme an ‘I!’
63847, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Rachel,Oh yeah! 
63848, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,Really?
63849, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Great! Thanks, Rach!"
63850, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house."
63851, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,Joey that is so sweet.
63852, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,Good.  Hey.
63853, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?"
63854, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know."
63855, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,Huh! Where is the dog?!
63856, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,Uh… Look Rach… Hey Ross is here! Hey look! It’s my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
63857, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,That is the Coast Guard.
63858, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,"Well, you more then me, but he can’t stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby."
63859, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,But I am going hunting!!
63860, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica, What?
63861, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Steps!  You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
63862, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe, Mazel tov.
63863, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! 
63864, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,How? I guess I could break down your door.
63865, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good......But wrong."
63866, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Yes you did.  You absolutely sold me...
63867, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Yeah. 
63868, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Joey,What up?!
63869, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food."
63870,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Yeah I guess you're right. Yeah thanks. This helped. Thanks.
63871, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Chandler,Where have you been?
63872, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,Oh honey...
63873, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Hey!!! Oww!! And I’m bleeding.
63874, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,Oh! What is that? What is that?
63875, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Absolutely. But, we’re gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? I’ll page Ross on the way. Come on."
63876, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Are you strippers?
63877, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! 
63878, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!"
63879, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Ross,Hey!
63880, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,Then that’s not breaking the law! I’m there!
63881, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?"
63882, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, Rachel."
63883, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"If you didn’t want to play, why did you come to the party?"
63884, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"All right, well how much time do you need?"
63885, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,I know.
63886, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Hi liar!
63887, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"Really, is he a swimmer?"
63888, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Ross,It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!
63889, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,No.
63890, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,Hey.
63891, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Orange juice.
63892, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. 
63893, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,Yeah! I bet I can do it.
63894, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
63895, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Yeah.
63896, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes."
63897, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,I saved you a seat. 
63898, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler," Ahh, third base."
63899, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross," Alright, let's go!"
63900, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey,"No, it’s just my luggage."
63901, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator."
63902, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Joey,"You're right, you're right, I'll get back to work."
63903, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it’s just, it’s so different from the stuff you usually hear."
63904, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,Happy too.
63905, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Chandler,Hey.
63906, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,No.
63907, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,"Monica, I was wondering if you can make me some of that righteous mac and cheese like last year."
63908, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,What?! You slept with Jason?
63909, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,"Uck, look at this! Pottery Barn, yuck!"
63910, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.
63911, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,Faded salmon color.
63912, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,We were gonna go see the Jets!
63913, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,You got a callback too didn't you?
63914, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,That game should not be played without my supervision.
63915, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,Well there's not much we can do.
63916, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, Hey honey! I missed you today!
63917, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Our guy smells incredible.
63918, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,Hiya.
63919, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,"All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I’ll take a check for the other hundred."
63920, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"No, we haven't seen her since this morning."
63921, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Um, Monica and I aren’t supposed to play football."
63922, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I’m having a baby.
63923, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,"No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, ""God, your brother."" Know what they’ll say this year? ""God, you"""
63924, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"I don't know, but it sounds great. "
63925, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Hey!
63926, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?"
63927, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,Momentary lapse. Don’t-don’t you have any self-control?
63928, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
63929, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica," Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?"
63930, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe, Soul mate.
63931, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,Hit me.
63932, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"What’s ah, what’s so funny about that?"
63933, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel," All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little."
63934, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"I don’t believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?"
63935, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"What the... DIAL IT DOWN!  Ok, dial it up a little!"
63936, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, I’ve done it for years. I actually stopped because I was so accurate. Y’know, and-and y’know, one of the great joys of life is it’s-it’s wondrous unpredictability. Y’know? And also tea tends to give me the trots."
63937, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,Oh! I used to do that too!
63938, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"That’s not, prison lingo, is it?"
63939, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Rachel,Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
63940, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,And you know Monica and Ross!
63941, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Okay!  Rach, hi, I need those earrings you borrowed."
63942, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine, but that tape is not mine."
63943, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Why, do you write him a lot?"
63944, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,"Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!"
63945, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,Strip Happy Days Game?
63946, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,What?
63947, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?"
63948, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Monica,What’s Phase Two?
63949, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,"Monica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I...  What?!"
63950, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Oh, oh, oh... "
63951, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,"No, you have to let me in right now!!"
63952, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel, Ok...
63953, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,Hey!
63954, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Go get ‘em Treeger.
63955, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital."
63956, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Stop it, stop it, stop it!"
63957, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,"So I got your car, it’s right outside."
63958, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Beth, Beth dies?"
63959, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"All right, look you guys... Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it..."
63960, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe, Hey!
63961, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,"Well, what did you say to her?"
63962, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"You can, I know you can!"
63963, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's yours!
63964, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Come on Ben.
63965, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey, Phoebe’s a porn star!
63966, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Don't go.
63967, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,"Sure, go ahead. Whoops, sorry, sure, go ahead. "
63968, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"I thought we talked about this. I don’t like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn’t juice. All juice, okay?"
63969, Barry's Office," the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair,",1,Rachel,Wow... Wow!
63970, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,"Uh, boat rope."
63971, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,"I don’t know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out."
63972, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,"I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich."
63973, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,I can’t believe you’re not going to propose!
63974, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,Oh uh well tomorrow’s no good for her either.
63975, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,So you like the nachos uh? Myself I’m partial to…
63976, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Oh hey! Wait up!
63977, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage."
63978, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,"Uh, it's 230 in the morning!"
63979, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,...like a...
63980, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No!
63981, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,Y’know what? I-I kinda have.
63982, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Was that all you wanted to ask me?
63983, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,Pheebs…
63984, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel," I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...."
63985, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,I lent them to Ross.
63986, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Monica,"Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what’s going to happen to you if you wake me up."
63987, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,My God! 
63988, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica," And, are you kiddin’ me?!"
63989, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still haven’t gotten it."
63990, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,"So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?"
63991, A hall on the floor where Chandler works," Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation, One of them is doing Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend."
63992, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"That’s not gonna work out! Then she’s gonna come home all weepy and you’ll be tellin’ her, ""Oh that’s okay. You’ll find someone."" And then, bamn! She finds you!"
63993, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, there was. It was—there the corner of the library where-where all these dusty books that nobody ever read—Yes, there was."
63994, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"We love you, man. "
63995, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah, there’s this superintendent’s dance, the Super Ball. I don’t know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that he’s a crush on."
63996, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross, That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.
63997, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,You could drink the fat.
63998, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Phoebe,"No, y'know what don’t close it  ‘cause the... keys...are in there."
63999, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,"It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is D-Cup. Okay, now much have you won so far?"
64000, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,I do have a newfound respect for life.
64001, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"And-and-and not only that, I’m gettin’ a new brain!!"
64002, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, hmm."
64003, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross, Joey is not here."
64004, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Okay, so you will meet our guys?"
64005, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,"Well, how you died was funny."
64006, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I know!!!!"
64007, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,I’m not moving!  Is that picture straight?
64008, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel," Okay-okay-okay! So, making things. That sounds like so much fun."
64009, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,"Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!!"
64010, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,Wow! This is great! Look at all these cups! This is so weird.
64011, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Rachel,All right! Who's are they? Who's are they?
64012, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,You do Pheebs?
64013, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,"All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. "
64014, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oui, bien sur je parle Français! Qu'est-ce que tu penses alors?"
64015, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,"Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok?  Hey, how ya doin'?"
64016, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,Because he was looking at her differently.
64017, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Hi!
64018, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,14?
64019, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Ohh! So you're 5639?!
64020, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,They don’t have those.
64021, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, the worse day! Y’know, you think you’re making progress at work and then your boss calls you Raquel."
64022, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh-oh, you lie."
64023, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, fine! Fine!  Mmm…hmmmmm…."
64024, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,I'm a four?
64025, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,That was not a security blanket! That was a wall-hanging!
64026, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I don’t think there’s really anything you can do about it."
64027, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look!
64028, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Joey,"I know, u-uch."
64029, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for."
64030, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Chandler,Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?
64031, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,Really?
64032, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,Oh we kissed it up real nice.
64033, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Chandler Bing.
64034, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler," Hey, listen, why don’t we go change in my room?"
64035, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’s okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager."
64036, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Someday.
64037, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,"All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris."
64038, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel, Oh my...
64039, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Joey,"Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!"
64040, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Oh, I am very in."
64041, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler," She's an FBI agent, posing as a beauty contestant."
64042, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"That’s not her name! I’m sorry, she just doesn’t feel like an Isabella."
64043, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Come on, take ‘em off!!"
64044, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,Would you please get some rest!
64045, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I’ll get it. "
64046, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross, What?!!!
64047, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot."
64048, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously?  Okay.
64049, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"I am, yes."
64050, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,"Why don’t take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, I’ll hold onto your card, okay?"
64051, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Yeah, they're mine."
64052, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine months!
64053, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
64054, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,"...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun."
64055, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Did you just say ""break up with Charlie""?"
64056, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,Are you serious?
64057, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,I want you to stay.
64058, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,"Oh yeah, right. "
64059, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,"That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping."
64060, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel," What, the blonde with no bra?"
64061, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Yeah!
64062, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,"Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!"
64063, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler," Yeah, this is so good, that I’m gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert."
64064, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,Yeah?
64065, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?"
64066,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"The Divorcer, to the rescue!"
64067, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Rachel, Really?
64068, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?"
64069, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Oh... Oh, Pheebs."
64070, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Monica,
64071, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. "
64072, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey," Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?"
64073, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,. That didn't make us sound gay at all!
64074, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Then why do you ask?!
64075, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,What?
64076, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Okay. Sorry about that… Uh, so where’s C.H.E.E.S.E.?"
64077, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica," Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it you lost it."
64078, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?"
64079, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Well, if you don’t have anything to copy, why are you going down there?"
64080, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Joey,Hey! You made it!
64081, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,"What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
64082, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Yes.
64083, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye."
64084, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, like"
64085, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,Of course I’m jokin’! I don’t take checks.
64086, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,"Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me..."
64087, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
64088, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,Period math?
64089, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"What if something gets broken, they're so expensive."
64090, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb."
64091, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,How do you feel about all this?
64092, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,What?!
64093, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress."
64094, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,Maybe they don’t trust us.
64095, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Well, like anything can be sexy. Like umm, oh-oh, like this dishtowel!  Ooh, ooh, this feels sooo good against my cheek! And-and if I feel a little hot, I can just dab myself with it. Or I can bring it down to my side and bring it through my fingers while I talk to him."
64096, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Joey,"Look, we’re not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!"
64097, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?"
64098, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor."
64099, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Do we have to?
64100, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"Hi, Pheebs!"
64101, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,"Great! All right, so I’ll call you later."
64102, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay."
64103, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,I know. I know.
64104, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, Stevie’s an old family friend. "
64105, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house."
64106, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,"Well, how-how come?"
64107, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"What umm, what happened?"
64108, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,One.
64109, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel," Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!"
64110, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,No!  You bitch!
64111, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?"
64112, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed."
64113, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,Hit yourself in the tooth?
64114, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,"Hi. We’re buying the house next door, and we were wondering if we could just take a look around."
64115, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you can’t tell me last night didn’t mean something to you. I-I was there, you’re not that good an actress."
64116, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman."
64117, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Yeah.
64118, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us."
64119, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?"
64120, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,How could you possibly think that?
64121, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,You don't like him.
64122, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,"I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again."
64123, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,What?
64124, Joey's apartment," Joey is showing Phoebe around,",6,Joey,I know! 
64125, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Well yes yes... You look nice can mean that your face looks nice. I want to compliment your body. I mean..I wouldn't change it. At all. And more specifically, I wouldn't want anything to get any bigger."
64126, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London."
64127, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—"
64128, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Monica and I almost got married last night.
64129, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Ross,Pheebs you uh…you do know how to ride a bike don’t you?
64130, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe," Ooh, good, you’re hear! Okay."
64131, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Then don’t. Stay here. Just don’t go so soon to London, just one more day."
64132, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,"I know.  Yeah, see, there’s so much to do and I have so little time to do it in."
64133, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Why, does it look like I’m having trouble with my misshapen claw? "
64134, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Well, I-I-I’ve been on Standby for a flight home for hours."
64135, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I did! I absolutely did!
64136, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Look, look! "
64137, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date."
64138, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,Good God man don’t anger it.
64139, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
64140, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,What?
64141, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"I’m sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?"
64142, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!"
64143, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!! So I-I mean so in a few months I’m going to have three full grown babies just walkin’ around inside me?! Oh! Oh! And it’s gonna be one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
64144, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"Well I, close your eyes, I just think you’re gonna like this a little better, ‘cause, close-close... "
64145, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,This is my dress!
64146, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance."
64147, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Ross,What?!
64148, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,See? This is exactly why you shouldn’t lie!
64149, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, hold on real quick, hold on a second let me just uh,  get a little more comfortable here. Wait, now wait a second, this isn’t too revealing is it?"
64150, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, I don’t know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house."
64151, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"She was like 30, dark hair, attractive."
64152, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,I just wanna clarify this are you outing Mr. Peanut?
64153, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Thanks Rach.
64154, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"No you do—y'know what, you’re not gonna suck me into this."
64155, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,Hey!
64156, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Okay.
64157, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
64158, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Hey, there’s a dog out there!"
64159, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet."
64160, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, we could do that without y’know risking our lives at all!"
64161, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,"Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would've never fogged you if y'know if you hadn't looked so…. Y'know."
64162, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?"
64163, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,"Mon', not that you didn�t sound good, but..."
64164, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, ohh."
64165, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"No…Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it…it has to work out."
64166," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Oh, so we didn't win, but it's fun to play the game, right?"
64167, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,Nobody.
64168, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now. Babies."
64169, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey," Oh-ho, and mine!"
64170, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,I am strong! I’ll show you! 
64171, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"Alright, alright, okay, uhm... How 'bout this, how about this? Tomorrow... tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together."
64172, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Wow! Look at them run.
64173, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,How do you feel?
64174, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldn’t have them back unless I gave her the dress!
64175, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,It is so amazing to meet you.  I'm such a big fan of your work.
64176, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table."
64177, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned it! That’s what I wanted to name my kid!
64178, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Rachel,Wait!  Okay!
64179, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler, Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?
64180, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact."
64181, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,There’s a skylight?!  Wow!!
64182, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel,Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
64183, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,Hello?
64184, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.
64185, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Well look, you don’t really like the one from uptown and you’re too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you’re done!"
64186, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ross I’m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail."
64187, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches."
64188, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"No reason, it’s just I know a single guy that cares about other people."
64189, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel," Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that he’s so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail."
64190, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
64191, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,"Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?"
64192, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?"
64193, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,Why not?
64194, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, who's it for?"
64195, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,"You got pregnant for funny?! Dina…if he’s funny…laugh! All right, I’ll be back in a little while! You stay here!"
64196, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, that stuff is…"
64197, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
64198, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,They’re not a couple!
64199, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,What am I making him by the way?
64200, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Joey,The Red Ross! Okay.
64201, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel,"Well, what happened to your jam plan?"
64202, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,Joey's a sex addict.
64203, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
64204, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
64205, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
64206, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck.  Thanks Joey."
64207, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,Why aren't you guys at the movie?
64208, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"No, it’s not bad. It’s not bad at all. It’s-it’s really nice."
64209, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I did!"
64210, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"Uh, Rachel, I’ve been thinking. I don’t think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I’m calling it off."
64211, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,What?
64212, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel,"Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."
64213, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
64214, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,How old is your phonebook?
64215, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"All right, sorry. "
64216, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
64217, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn’t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts."
64218, Central Perk," ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something, Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened,",5,Monica,Never done that before.
64219, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Phoebe,"Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People.  Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey."
64220, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Yeah. 
64221, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Rachel,No!
64222, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,I think it's insane.
64223, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,Chandler!!
64224, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Why?
64225, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,Well hello! Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat?
64226, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Okay.
64227, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy."
64228, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Hey you leave Marcel out of this!
64229, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Phoebe,"No, did we miss it?"
64230, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler."
64231, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Joey, There’s gravy?
64232, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No!
64233, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler," Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!"
64234, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
64235, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, and maybe that you’re a real "
64236, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,What are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?
64237, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Chandler,"Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!"
64238, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe, No!
64239, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Yeah! You-you got the job! You’re my new assistant!
64240, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,"I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you."
64241, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,Sure! I was there! Spring Break ’81! Woo-hoo!
64242, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Including me?
64243, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,"Oh, I’m sorry you’ve been Bamboozled! You’re gonna be a terrible mother! "
64244, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,"All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!"
64245, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Well, actually it..."
64246, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey, Wow... I did not see this coming.
64247, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey," Oh-oh! And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don’t know what happened there either..."
64248, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Phoebe,
64249, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Monica," Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section…"
64250, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,"Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?"
64251, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,Susan...
64252, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Y’know, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore."
64253, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Excuse me?!
64254, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,"…I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’t micro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating."
64255, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Oh, well. Everything that I need  is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them."
64256, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
64257, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,Great. So the ball is in his court?
64258, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Joey,Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
64259, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine."
64260, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, ""You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"""
64261, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,"So, are you ready to go?"
64262, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Isn't that Ross's money?
64263, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Yeah.
64264, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey, Who’s the father?
64265, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.
64266, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Yep.  Okay.
64267, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I’m trying. 
64268, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you cry every time somebody talks about Titanic!"
64269, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,No! That was a lie! See how easy that was?
64270, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,Works on you.
64271, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Joey,"All right, I’m gonna go say hi the chick and the duck."
64272, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish..."
64273, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,There's no seatbelt!
64274, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever!
64275, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Or what my Father called Thursday night.
64276, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
64277, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Yeah-yeah, me neither."
64278, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?"
64279, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Monica,What’s Phase Two?
64280, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,See ya!
64281, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey, Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!
64282, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Rach come on, what?"
64283, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,No.
64284, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Monica,"Well Joey, we’re all…we’re all very proud of you."
64285, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey,"Oh, you’re Phoebe’s fan!"
64286, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person."
64287, the hallway," Monica is coming up the stairs,",3,Monica,Hi.
64288, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,"Nothing! You have apologized to her like a million times and she’s been nothing but terrible to you. And don’t forget you just threw her daughter a lovely, albeit slightly boring, shower, and she hasn’t even thanked you for it."
64289, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,How hot is this?!
64290, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,He is so weird.
64291, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Right! 
64292, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"I’m funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these! Umm, oh hear—Do you want a good one? Here’s a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right?  And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face."
64293, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,How can you come here?
64294, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,We are going to Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rocking Eve!
64295, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler, Where's Monica?
64296, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,Yeah?
64297, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"Joe, I don't think this is going to be your big break."
64298, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mine"
64299, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up."
64300, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Well, what did the police say?"
64301, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,This is Patrick. 
64302, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want.  Give me your phone."
64303, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!"
64304, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,Don’t you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
64305, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,You will?!
64306, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe, RACHEL!!
64307, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Oh, come on! You've been acting strange all day!"
64308, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,"Okay, Monica. Mon, uh what-what you just saw…"
64309, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe,Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
64310, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.
64311, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn’t move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets."
64312, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,You're shooting with Althea?!
64313, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"All right ladies, here’s what we’re gonna do.  And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, ""Chandler’s the king! Chandler’s the king!"""
64314, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,Do we have to make the entire thing?
64315, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make… uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid…"
64316, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on."
64317, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay!
64318, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Me asking is kind of a sign.
64319, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,What?!
64320, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Just get your nails done?
64321, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,It’s your parents’ anniversary and you’re going to talk about their dead pet?
64322, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica," Ok, ten."
64323, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,Sure!
64324, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"No, no, no, don't say ""listen."" I know that ""listen."" I've said that ""listen."""
64325, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,But I just wa...
64326, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,Okay. 
64327, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,What?!
64328, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,You’re still gonna go out with her?!
64329, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
64330, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,Okay. Oh...
64331, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,You're shooting with Althea?!
64332, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Does it really matter?
64333, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Because I'm in love with Monica!!
64334, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good."
64335, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Wha-
64336, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!"
64337, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Look Julio, someone left their book here."
64338, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,What d'you think?
64339, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?"
64340, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Joey, Ken Adams!!
64341, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Did you go home and change?
64342, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Okay, you guys, just relax. "
64343, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,Well…
64344, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?"
64345, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,Sorry! I-I-I don’t know what to say.
64346, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Chandler,Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings!  Don't cry outloud.
64347, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,It wasn’t fun?!
64348, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,"Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all! See ya later! "
64349, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,"Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes."
64350, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,How about the place settings?
64351, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
64352, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Rachel,... the WENUS?
64353, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Check the freezer. If there’s none in there, then we’re probably out. Are you just getting in from work? It’s late."
64354, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,So Rachel’s all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
64355, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey," But, he loves Emily?"
64356, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"All right, I'll take care of it."
64357, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,There’s a Mr. Bing!
64358, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Monica," Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big…"
64359, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Hey!
64360, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Hi!
64361, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Joey,"Ooh, something hurts!"
64362, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,What?!
64363, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,Have fun at church-camp!
64364, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross, Mmmm.
64365, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Rachel, You saw that?
64366, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,All right.
64367, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"Uh, you left out the stupid part."
64368, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesn’t get it?
64369, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,Monica?
64370, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler," Oh, that's great."
64371, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Not much to tell there I’m really shy.
64372, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Ross,"Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? "
64373, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,"Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back."
64374, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
64375, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Look, what do you want me to say?"
64376, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross," Yeah, they don’t like you."
64377, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler, Water! Water! Water!
64378, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Well, can you blame her?"
64379, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Ah.
64380, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Rachel,Hello
64381, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,Yeah. 
64382, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,Yeah.
64383, Joey’s bedroom," he is asleep and snoring loudly, Chandler enters wondering who left their engine running,",4,Chandler,Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
64384, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"This dinner is gonna be so great! In your face, last year ""me""!"
64385, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey, Wow!
64386, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"No, you know, it's uhm... nothing you did, it's... it's uhm... my issue."
64387, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Chandler, I can’t resist your charms. And love....
64388, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Joey,"Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!"
64389, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
64390, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Oh, I don’t know how that got in there."
64391, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Wha...  What? What would give you that idea?
64392, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,What the hell was that?!
64393, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,"Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you."
64394, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!
64395, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Oh good.
64396, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19."
64397, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Look at you all grown up.
64398, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!
64399, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Come on, it’s a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn’t smoked since."
64400, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica, Oh.
64401, Joey's audition,,3,Joey,"Excellent, I'll be there."
64402, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,London baby!! 
64403, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah..."
64404, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,That's patio furniture!
64405, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Thank you.
64406, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go."
64407, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you’re ready for that?"
64408, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Hey, I could’ve had you if I wanted you."
64409, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD."
64410, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I love that saying!
64411, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God!! 
64412, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,What? You’ll hi-ya?
64413, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...
64414, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. It’s been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks."
64415, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts."
64416, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered."
64417, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe,"Okay y'know what you have to choose. All right, if-if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, okay you can have Smelly Cat, but we won’t be partners. So what’s it gonna be?"
64418, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. Why?"
64419, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,No it's not.
64420, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Well I think it's safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
64421, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,Every little bit of you!
64422, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"That's okay, Joe."
64423, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,"Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?"
64424, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"It’s no surprise that your winning, ‘cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team."
64425, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. Could be Rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again."
64426, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Ehh, you're just liquored up."
64427, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s bad. It’s really bad. The only thing in there that isn’t burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!"
64428, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Umm look, you’re coming on a little strong. But I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why don’t we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself."
64429, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,"Okay, I'm the baby. "
64430, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,Really?
64431, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Sorry.
64432, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Actually its not pies, its just pie."
64433, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!"
64434, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,"All right look, I’m changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer."
64435, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,What are you saying I should do?
64436, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Rachel,Phoe-be!!
64437, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?"
64438, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel," Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time."
64439, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,I’m sorry.
64440, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica,"Yep, yep...You?"
64441, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park."
64442, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Oop!
64443, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"I’m so tired.  Yeah okay, but no foreplay."
64444, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,I’m having another heart attack!
64445, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Dude, step up! I proposed."
64446, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Okay, uh…"
64447, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat."
64448, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, it's in spasm."
64449, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…"
64450, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Hey Joey!
64451, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Phoebe,"I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling."
64452, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy."
64453, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?"
64454, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Joey,"Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!"
64455, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. 
64456, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
64457, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,"Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it."
64458, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Joey,"Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters."
64459, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, what did happen?"
64460, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, the old hug and roll."
64461, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here."
64462, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth."
64463, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it."
64464, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,I was probably waiting for it to open.
64465, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Ohh... that wouldn't by any chance be... Joey Tribbiani?
64466, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, That’s one?
64467, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it."
64468, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break."
64469, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,Ross?  Can we just close the door?
64470, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, it didn’t work out."
64471, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"You gotta hear this, it's great... It's like free porn! "
64472, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,"Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time."
64473, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,Huh!
64474, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
64475, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,Oh no! Not me! Emma!
64476, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I respectfully disagree.
64477, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,"He left work in the middle of the day to do a personal errand and left you in charge when you’ve been working here two days? That’s not, that’s not right."
64478, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Why do you care?
64479, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Joey,"Oh, just had a baby."
64480, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,I just want you to say it once in a while.
64481, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,"I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening."
64482, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"Yes, and I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less."
64483, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Oh, yeah.  Uh, no you can’t have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you should’ve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?"
64484, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Oh, thanks! I'm... actually thinking about becoming a motivational speaker."
64485, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,"The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother."
64486, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Chandler,"The reason we haven’t told them we’re together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?"
64487, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Yeah, have a seat."
64488, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?"
64489, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Wow! I can’t believe you lied to me.
64490, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"It was a mistake. Please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t."
64491, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hi.
64492, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?"
64493, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,To kill Bob??
64494, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,I don’t believe in soul mates either.
64495, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross,Hello.
64496,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.
64497, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"No, but you know what I mean."
64498, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,That's great!
64499, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,What?! No! Why?!
64500, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Oh.  You’re not gettin’ it.
64501, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"What? No! It’s not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle."
64502, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Fine. I’ll go.
64503, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, Denise. Denise!"
64504, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Look we’ve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel’s coming to tell Ross she loves him!!
64505, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Phoebe’s…
64506, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,Hey!
64507, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco."
64508, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,I know.
64509, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?"
64510, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"It’s nothing, I just gave her a hug."
64511, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself."
64512, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Can I check out what she did to my room?
64513, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Well she, she wouldn’t do that, she’s with, she’s with me."
64514, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,I mean n-not-not fake at all like most famous people.
64515, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,I wasn’t sleeping.
64516, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,
64517, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,"Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!"
64518, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Ross,Real magic does exist.
64519, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,A vending machine?
64520, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
64521, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler," Well, what’s the deal with these? These-these look nice."
64522, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!
64523, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"It’s Paris, who knows we’re here!"
64524, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross, Of course I am. I just have to make a call.
64525, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,"Uhh, well, she's…really good in bed."
64526, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And I’m also a mento for the kids."
64527, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe,Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.
64528, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"So um, Mary-Angela, what’s your second favorite?"
64529, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,"He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that."
64530, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I’m so happy things worked out for us that we’re having this baby together. I love you so much."
64531, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"I don't know, birds just don't say, ""Hello, sit here, eat something."""
64532, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off!
64533, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
64534, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,"That’s not true, you don’t have a moustache."
64535, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,You have to!
64536, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Oh, Chandler, sorry."
64537, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, it is not like I did this on purpose."
64538, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,She untied his G-string with her teeth.  Somebody stop me!
64539, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
64540, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Chandler,"If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best."
64541, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,"Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes."
64542, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,My guy has great teeth!
64543, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Well maybe it would make me feel better if I slept with Joey.
64544, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,Both of you together?
64545, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. "
64546, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross," ""…subcategories. The first of these subcategories is…"""
64547, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?"
64548, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,"Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?"
64549, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey, He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.
64550, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Hi!
64551, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,Erica wait!
64552, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!"
64553, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,Yeah!
64554, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Absolutely.
64555, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica, Hi.
64556, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica,"Ok, I don’t wanna be negative so I’ll say that most of the signs you bought are good."
64557, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Hey, cute jacket!"
64558, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe, Oh my God!
64559, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Don’t say anything. I don’t wanna speak, I don’t wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now."
64560, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people yelling, ""You are you wearing?! You look fabulous!"""
64561, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,I'm a four?
64562, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
64563, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Rachel,I know. It seems smaller somehow.
64564, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Yeah. Um... I'm out. 
64565, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,"Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology."
64566, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,I mean my God...
64567, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,"You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, ok? Let me just grab my coat."
64568, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,It's breast milk.
64569, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Ross, I know.
64570, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Really?!
64571, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,He’s fine!
64572, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you."
64573, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,How was that possible?
64574, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically."
64575, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Joey,She really said that?
64576, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Phoebe,All right. Hold on.  How much more do we need?
64577, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Well why shouldn’t I?!
64578, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,Shhh! Shhhh! Joey’s asleep.
64579, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,Not gonna find any clothes in there!
64580, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross," Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?"
64581, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Your good friend?
64582, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?  Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!"
64583, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,It's a beautiful thing.
64584, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye!  Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!"
64585, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Okay, fine but please don’t be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted…just sex. So, when I…went to your room that night…I was actually looking…for Joey. "
64586, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica, Why don't you just go out with her!
64587, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,I don’t know.
64588, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along.  Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already."
64589, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Okay. 
64590, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,Okay...  ..whose turn is it?
64591, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Yes!  Shame about you man.
64592, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,Yeah that’s right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
64593, Monica and Chandler's,  Hi!,7,Rachel,
64594, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Have you ever taken out the trash? 
64595, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross, That is Mark?
64596, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"This is great, this is great, what else, what else?"
64597, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Well, I said it loud."
64598, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!"
64599, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,And chili!
64600, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"What umm, what happened?"
64601, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross, Chloe? Hi..
64602, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier, They both get up and move to the window,",7,Chandler,Why is your family Ross?!
64603, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,Yes… ahahaaa 
64604, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Hi!
64605, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross, Oh that’s great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo…
64606, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?"
64607, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Check it out! Almost 3 hours without droppin' it!
64608, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Mar-haaaan.
64609, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross,'The hills were alive with the sound of music.'
64610, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica,Hey!
64611, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
64612, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,"Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world."
64613, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio"
64614, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,"Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.  Which I'm not."
64615, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,I don’t know! Charity?
64616, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,It’s not Christmas!
64617, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?"
64618, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?
64619, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Just Ross!
64620, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"So, you still don’t think I’m boyfriend material?"
64621, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.
64622, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel," Awww, awww, it's beautiful."
64623, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now, Instead, a beautiful woman is working,",6,Joey,"Oh, you’re kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? I’m an actor; I’m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall."
64624, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Well hey, it’s just a backup."
64625, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,There were times when it wasn't even me.
64626, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Sure!
64627, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Feminist issue. That's where I went!
64628, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Sit down!
64629, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Hi! How’d it go?
64630, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,"Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!"
64631, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Well, y’know I’m wearing layers and it’s warm."
64632, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy."
64633, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel," Oh, yeah, I’m sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over."
64634, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Has somebody been drinking my fat? 
64635, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please?  So uh, what do you do when you’re not working here?"
64636, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"No, I-I miss hanging out with you."
64637, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,"What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy."
64638, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey."
64639, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Hey, for what it’s worth, with Rachel I don’t think you’ll ever be just  ""anybody."""
64640, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica," Hi, Tim."
64641, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, no. Don't you hate it when people aren't there for you?"
64642, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Ohhh!
64643, Central Perk," everyone is there, Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple, Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang, Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie,",1,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, we're done."
64644, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,What?!
64645, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,"Hmm, let’s see if it comes up this time. "
64646, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Monica and Chandler are living together!
64647, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,Thank you.
64648, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,Hi!
64649, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"No one! They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them."
64650, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler."
64651, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,They were in his office.
64652, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,"Huh. Okay.  So uh, I think I’m gonna take off."
64653, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,"Okay, so that’s it, everybody knows! It’s official, we’re moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?"
64654, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,What’s up with the greed Joe?
64655, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate’s understudy, Lauren."
64656, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"I just, I feel, I-I just..."
64657, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey," Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat."
64658, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,Oh! Thank you!
64659, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"Oh, absolutely! "
64660, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Oh! Man I don’t think I’ve seen you since uh, Lance Davis’ graduation party."
64661, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!"
64662, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross, That’s not true!
64663, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I don’t know! Joey hasn’t had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!
64664, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel,"Now wait a minute that’s not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didn’t tell me. "
64665, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,About a half an hour.
64666, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Chandler,Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.
64667, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Why would you even want to come Ross? You’re a horrible skier.
64668, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door."
64669, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Rachel,"Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn’t a chair."
64670, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,You have to tell David!
64671, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,Ok.
64672, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Ross, So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
64673, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Look, I’m telling you if I put my hand on my stomach right here  it doesn’t hurt that bad."
64674, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica," Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!"
64675, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey," Fine, fine okay.  But I gotta say technically, I didn’t even do anything wrong."
64676, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Okay!
64677, After dinner,,3,Ross,It gives it a nice antiquey look.
64678, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine- Oh my God."
64679, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,
64680, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?"
64681, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Hey Pheebs! 
64682, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Joey?!
64683, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monica’s apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
64684, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,What’s Flimby’s?
64685, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes,  I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler."
64686, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"I don’t believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! It’s gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! I’d be cold, but I’m always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners."
64687, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Joey," Nothing. No, nothing."
64688, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Well, get ready to come out of the non-gay closet!"
64689, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"No, but come on, we’re off to a great start aren’t we? I knew I’d get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!"
64690, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
64691, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,Hi!
64692, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"I don’t know, something either trees or disease—Ralph mumbles a lot."
64693, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it. I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it."
64694, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism."
64695, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,No!
64696, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room."
64697, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Rachel,"Well, Chandler, you’re gonna have to tell him."
64698, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Ross,"Wait, did you get to the part about his 'huge throbbing pens'? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!"
64699, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey," Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You’re at the wedding, you have to cry, ""Handkerchief?"" ""No-no, I got my invitation."""
64700, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,No.
64701, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Pshhshhh!
64702, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,I feel like we’re the only two people in the world. 
64703, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you."
64704, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,Fifth day's a charm.
64705, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,I am not wrong.
64706, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, it’s about relationships. Y’know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!"
64707, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
64708, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"No, I really, really do."
64709, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh…"
64710, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"Yeah, it is."
64711, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,Yeah?
64712, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Deal!
64713, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, he came up..."
64714, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica,"You’re not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over..."
64715, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,. Well played.
64716, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
64717, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"No, I’m good."
64718, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler, Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
64719, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,I will explain it to her.
64720, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, I’m sorry! Phoebe has prepared something as well."
64721, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Joey,Are you kidding me? Watch!  Well I can’t do it with you guys watching me!
64722, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?"
64723, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,What? What's what you were afraid of?
64724, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Are you okay Mon?
64725, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Phoebe,"Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend."
64726, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,"Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. "
64727, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler, Hey.
64728, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,So?
64729, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Ross,Yeah.
64730, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"Deposit my specimen? You know, usually I have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it."
64731, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,Here come some more...
64732, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"So wait, Ross’s stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!"
64733, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"Chandler, come on nothing even happened!"
64734, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, I’m a masseuse…by day. "
64735, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey," Hey all right, Ross came as doody."
64736, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,"Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever. "
64737, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant."
64738, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,"When girls hang out, we don’t have pillow fights in our underwear.  I’m sorry. We do. We do. I don’t know why I said that."
64739, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Joey,Damn it! 
64740, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,I don’t think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
64741, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Oh, okay, time's up!"
64742, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?"
64743, The Museum of Prehistoric History  MY SANDWICH?!!!,,5,Ross,
64744, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,I’m telling you. I’m telling you. That’s what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didn’t say anything to you?
64745, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,"Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?"
64746, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Aww, is it broken?"
64747, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica, I do not like that woman!
64748, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,So this is what a stroke feels like.
64749, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"Oh really? Okay, let's compare, shall we."
64750, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,What?! Oh my-oh my God!
64751, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh!
64752, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,"Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!"
64753, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Well, now we got a reason."
64754, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,And a thousand dollars.
64755, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Phoebe,Okay!
64756, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,"Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?"
64757, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,I would love it if I weren't here!
64758, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Okay, quick and painful. "
64759, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh, okay."
64760, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Yeah! Right! Okay, I’ll see you guys later.  Woo hoo!"
64761, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Rachel,"Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!"
64762, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel, Okay.
64763, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,"Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and...  no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?"
64764, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums."
64765, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,"It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something!"
64766, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,That-that you came on to me?
64767, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Monica,Oh.
64768, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,No it’s not! No! No! Now it’s about you and Ross getting back together!
64769, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?
64770, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"No! No, she’s—She was nice. I mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?"
64771, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
64772, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,I'm gonna go get one of those  job things.
64773, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,Hi.
64774, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!"
64775, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Ha-ha!
64776, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to Richard on the phone,",3,Monica,I’ll call you back. 
64777, DOOL set,,9,Joey," Yeah, you can fire her, but I would call security, she won't go easy."
64778, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"I’m just trying to find the right moment, you know?"
64779, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Phoebe,What? 
64780, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
64781, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
64782, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Well yeah, don’t-don’t you think it’s a she?"
64783, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,Hey!
64784, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Wow, you look…"
64785, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. ""Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."""
64786, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,So how's it going there in Financial Services?
64787, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Right here! 
64788, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica, I know!!!
64789, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
64790, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,No! No! I don’t want him to know we’re yet! I’m not sure I’m ready for that. And besides he’s not gonna be too happy to see me either.
64791, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"I’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?"
64792, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you can't do that! Oh, come on Mike, strap on a pair.Why don't you just tell her that we got back together. You know, women appreciate honesty. We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while. Just F.Y.I."
64793, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica, They hurt so much!
64794, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door,4,Monica,No?
64795, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Dawson?!
64796, Joey's apartment," Rachel is fiddling with the drawer,",9,Rachel,This is easy...Can't do this! 
64797, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,I did.
64798, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Sounds like you’re a little jealous.
64799, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
64800, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!
64801, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,Oh.. oh... oh.
64802, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"Well I don’t know remember exactly but, it’s-it’s pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving."
64803, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,"Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since. But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious."
64804, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Yeah. 
64805, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Rachel,
64806, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,
64807, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,Eww!
64808, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross, Thanks a lot.
64809, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I won't be here."
64810, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica, I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
64811, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica,Oh.
64812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,What? That's not?  Oh my God.
64813, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Joey,
64814, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Oh now, don't give away the farm!"
64815, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh… No, I did that for someone once and I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life."
64816, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,"Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt."
64817, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,oh why don't you fly out there and surprise him.
64818, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,I don’t want to hear about her!!
64819, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,I know. And she’s so sweet. I just wanna feed her grapes and brush her hair.
64820, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,And you don't a little good about donating the money?
64821, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Did she go out with him?
64822, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?"
64823, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,‘Cause I know what you’re trying to pull here. Okay? It’s not gonna work.
64824, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,I am not high maintenance!
64825, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Joey, So you’re the gynaecologist?
64826, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler, It must take you forever to find your keys.
64827, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," Oh, don’t you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple."
64828, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-up’s apartment! Y’know, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!"
64829, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it."
64830, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,Hey!
64831, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up?"
64832, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Halftime.
64833, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
64834, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey," No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want."
64835, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?
64836, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,Yeah that's right you are so busted.  Book 'em.
64837, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?
64838, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,Y'know what that means?
64839, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,You see that?
64840, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, I’m coming up!
64841, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,Damnit! I'll put a candle on the cake.
64842, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel, Oh.
64843, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,Who's there?
64844, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler, Phase Three! I just achieved Phase Three!
64845, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
64846, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e… 
64847, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. "
64848, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, the Angelica!! Go! Go!  You didn’t get the annulment?!!"
64849, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Are you okay?
64850, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,This is the New York Times.
64851, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Chandler,It’s just so glamorous.
64852, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,"Oh, it’s a new TV show. Yeah. I’m up for the part of Mac Macaveli or ""Mac."" Yeah, I’m a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He’s a, he’s a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or ""C.H.E.E.S.E."""
64853, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And it’s making me look at him totally differently. Y’know, I mean he used to be just, y’know “Jack Geller Monica and Ross’s dad” and now he’s he’s “Jack Geller, dream hunk."""
64854, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
64855, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"All right, all right, all right, all right, you wanna know what I do when I take resume shots?"
64856, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Go! Go!
64857, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,I’m gonna go.
64858, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,You mean this. 
64859, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,I’m fine.
64860, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Ross,God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!
64861, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,"It's so good, isn't it?"
64862, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler,"See, maybe that’s the one we should’ve actually hidden."
64863, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"No Phoebe, those are like the side affects and stuff."
64864, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Chandler,Hello? Is someone on the line?
64865, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Oh. Then, no."
64866, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?"
64867, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Monica, You think we’re being obvious?
64868, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,That’s a hernia.
64869, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,Aaah... you're not good at this...
64870, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes..."
64871, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
64872, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,That makes more sense.
64873, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! That's so nice...
64874, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,I didn’t. I got under him.
64875, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,May I come in?
64876, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,No.
64877, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,All right are you guys gonna come down?
64878, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,She is?
64879, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,"No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl."
64880, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
64881, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
64882, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
64883, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"I just talked to Joey, I just—I want to see how you were."
64884, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,I love you.
64885, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm cool. Casual."
64886, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. "
64887, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Yes, I will tell her."
64888, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"It's just physical and I have it totally under control! Ok? It's just, when I see them together, sometimes I just get a little jealous!"
64889, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,I don’t know. A month?
64890, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Yeah. O-okay.
64891, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,What?
64892, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Rachel,"Excuse me, there was no time!"
64893, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Monica,Alright. Phoebe?
64894, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Yeah—Hey, don’t worry, she’s a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that I’m not looking for a serious relationship; that’d be great."
64895, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Wow! I can’t believe you lied to me.
64896, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. "
64897, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Wait, now so you joined the gym?"
64898, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler, Excuse me...
64899, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,Do you not know each other?
64900, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so…"
64901, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,So how’s it goin’ with Joey?
64902, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Really? Wow, this is so much better than I…"
64903, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross," And uh, Rachel."
64904, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Rachel," He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?"
64905, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star."
64906, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh!  Okay, it was me!"
64907, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Oh my god, that is great! That is *** for a play on broadway… and in a real theatre, not that little one underneath the dally like last time."
64908, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!"
64909, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Naked friends.
64910, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Joey,"Hey uh, where do you guys want this?"
64911, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"Ok, yeah, got it."
64912, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey, NOW look what you did!!
64913, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,This is your current cellphone?
64914, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,No! Help me!
64915, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,"Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did.  I’m-I’m sorry I’m new. I don’t…"
64916, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"He said, ""Nice to meet you Glenda.""  Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?"
64917, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,Ohhhh!
64918, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
64919, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,Noooooo!! 
64920, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"Well, I’m not really in a sexy mood right now."
64921, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Joey,Lookin' good Mr. Cotter.
64922, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?"
64923, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
64924, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight."
64925, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,"Well, is this Hillary your HOT assistant chef Hillary?"
64926, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel, What the hell is that?
64927, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Ross,"Hey, how are you holding up?"
64928, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,What?
64929, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Oh, well, we can hand it to Gunther and he'll put it in lost and found."
64930, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,"Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so…"
64931, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"You could say ""Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?"" "
64932, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey,"Let it go, Ross."
64933, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Really! That-that great huh?
64934, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,What?
64935, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,Or you could end up with everything.
64936, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,Burning's good.
64937, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler, Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
64938, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel, Do you even know who Kip is?
64939, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Oh hey!
64940, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,"No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; that’s not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why don’t we, why don’t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone."
64941, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?
64942, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!
64943, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani!"
64944, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No!!
64945, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?"
64946, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want.  Give me your phone."
64947, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No! No! No! You guys were totally right! This is so much better than the first time we went out. Y’know? That was so awkward, we were really nervous."
64948, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
64949, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Come on.  Oh! And, uh, by the way...."
64950, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,So you knew we were gonna miss the movie!
64951, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler," I don't, and I'm offended by the insinuation!"
64952, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know…"
64953, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,She seems fine now.
64954, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,I don't know!
64955, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,Really?
64956, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Monica,He might still show up.
64957, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"It's Monica, ok?"
64958, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Hey!
64959, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
64960, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull."
64961, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Huh?
64962, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, don’t-don’t be mad. I’m sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Y’know? And it was our first date! Plus, she’s really sick!"
64963, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Maybe she hasn’t really thought it through that well.
64964, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ... ginger.",1,Monica,
64965, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full."
64966, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,You sure you're alright?
64967, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
64968, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,"Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay.  Oh, shhh!"
64969, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Ohh yeah.
64970, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"No-no, that wasn’t me!  The selection of underwear we carry."
64971, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,You have gotta stop!
64972, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop."
64973, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,Oh man!!
64974, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Okay.
64975, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Hey!",7,Rachel,
64976, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel, What?! Me?! What about you and your consummated like bunnies nonsense!
64977, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,Honey I swear it we just kissed.
64978, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Monica,
64979, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful."
64980, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross, I'm pretty sure that it is...
64981, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica, Are you still here?
64982, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?"
64983, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Monica,Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you  were trying to get Ross stoned!
64984, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,I need some milk.
64985, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"All right—oh! Listen, I know this is your party, but I’d really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there."
64986, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done."
64987, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler," Look, I'm, I'm married!"
64988, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,Why in the world would you take this tape and and why would you watch it?
64989, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,Well now what’s the rush?
64990, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,This is so great! And I’m gonna be your baby’s aunt!
64991, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real  nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area."
64992, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,Can I get some of that action?
64993, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,"Yeah! Once, I figure out what I'm wearing."
64994, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, let’s open them!"
64995, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,Oh God.
64996, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel, Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
64997, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,No!
64998, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,Wow Dennis Phillips! That’s great! How did you guys meet?
64999, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Monica,Are we gonna take a limo?
65000, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I’ll help you out."
65001, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,"Y’know, it’ll be okay. It’ll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then we’ll tell ‘em."
65002, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Phoebe,"Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."
65003, Chandler’s office," Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s not true, he-he smacked you once."
65004, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,Okay.  It’s a racecar.
65005, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,"Well that’s different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!"
65006, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Phoebe,Really? I’ve heard better.
65007, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Huh, and no cuddling."
65008, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross," Okay, let's go godfather."
65009, the hallway," Monica is coming up the stairs,",3,Joey,Hey!
65010, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,No! I’m so happy for them!
65011, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Ross,"Nono, she's gone."
65012, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,"Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, you’re gonna have to help me out here, ‘cause I only have three."
65013, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,"Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit."
65014, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,A teacher?
65015, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey,"Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy."
65016, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Sh-shh-shh! 
65017, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Chandler,What a sweet story.
65018, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Easy Lenny.
65019, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,They do!
65020, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?"
65021, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Well, okay, what-what did she say?"
65022, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,You sure?
65023, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Ah.
65024, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars."
65025, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.
65026, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Mmm-hmmm. Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert my power over women. "
65027, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,Yeah you did.
65028, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,Hey!
65029, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Joey,Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
65030, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh…
65031, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,
65032, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross,"Well, what about me?! I’m a medical marvel!!"
65033, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler," Oh, y’know, y’know what Pheebs?"
65034, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.
65035, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,You won’t let go?
65036, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,"Yeah, you’re great! Okay, let’s take it from…"
65037, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,"But Ross, you want the name Ruth!"
65038, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Hey!
65039, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Fine, we'll call the next one Ella."
65040, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Rachel,Oh.  Ohhhhhhhhh….
65041, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Hey, where is everybody?"
65042, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! 
65043, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Yeah. I’m okay. I’m actually—I’m a little cold, can I have your jacket?"
65044, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,No. Rosita does not move.
65045, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,You can't do that!
65046, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,"It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it… Oh My God, I’m a woman!!!"
65047, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"All right guys stop it. Rachel, we’re very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And y’know what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you."
65048, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Well I don’t know umm,  Umm, we could, we could have a threesome."
65049, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you must stop shooping."
65050, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Jody!
65051, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
65052, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,Where were you?
65053, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"It’s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susan’s, it’s like—It breaks my heart a little. I mean I’ve always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Y’know? Maybe fight over the science section."
65054, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?
65055, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Joey,Hey.
65056, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,No!  No!
65057, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,Uh.
65058, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Oh, Ja! Ja!"
65059, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?"
65060, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"All right ladies, here’s what we’re gonna do.  And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, ""Chandler’s the king! Chandler’s the king!"""
65061, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? I’m gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give."
65062, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,That you can have.
65063, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"I don't know, birds just don't say, ""Hello, sit here, eat something."""
65064, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Ross,I’m the ring bearer.
65065, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!"
65066, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,"All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set."
65067, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,I-I-I’d love to. Let me just tell my friend.
65068, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Chandler, It’s been six months! It’s not funny!
65069, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel, I got a touchdown! We did it!!
65070, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey, I'm cold!
65071, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctor’s keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry…"
65072, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
65073, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak."
65074, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but my ex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got to mean something!"
65075, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Janice’s birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me."
65076, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I’m on it! 
65077, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,"Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye.  ""out of area"". Boy, I'll say."
65078, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  No, my parents.",6,Monica,
65079, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,That’s right.
65080, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Are you kidding?! With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars! It was…really wonderful! Did you just make that up?"
65081, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Actually, y'know it’s kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?"
65082, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Phoebe,"Oh honey no, you ate it all."
65083, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
65084, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,I think I need a drink.
65085, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad."
65086, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,Barmifsaed?
65087, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,By drowning or...?!
65088, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!
65089, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica," Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!"
65090, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,No spark? Didn’t you sleep together?
65091, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!"
65092, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Monica,"Oh, here."
65093, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
65094, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,"Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? "
65095, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!"
65096, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Who loses fifty seven coin tosses in a row? Head she wins, tails I lose.  Wait a minute..."
65097, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!"
65098, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Oh good! Okay. ‘Cause you were acting like you didn’t.
65099, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!"
65100, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey, Hey.
65101, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Really?
65102, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Bye-bye.
65103, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste."
65104, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica, That's insurance fraud.
65105, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Yeah, he's done some amazing works."
65106, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,How come?
65107, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Definitely not invisible.
65108, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,"Ok, well, this was very special."
65109, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, well, don’t tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus."
65110, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler, Have I got the 50 guys for you!
65111, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe, Why bother?
65112, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"No, I meant with the dropper over here. "
65113, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in."
65114, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I believe I read that somewhere!
65115, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross, Won't you dance around with me.
65116, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,You keep saying that.
65117, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,Do you have any ice?
65118, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,What?
65119, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross, She’s just fixing her makeup.
65120, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,No! The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night.
65121, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Yeah.
65122, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Making her a mixed tape?
65123, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, that’s true."
65124, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Yeah that’s what she said.
65125, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,You gotta go!
65126, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"No! No no, it is nothing like me and Carol!"
65127, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, ""Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!"" I mean, it is so annoying."
65128, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, no, I’ll be there too."
65129, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Yes!
65130, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Dinosaurs.
65131, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Let’s face it, so far the guy’s not lovin’ ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, y’know? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!"
65132, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross,"You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me  ALL eyes on ME!"
65133, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Chandler,"Okay, what is in here? Rocks?"
65134, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"No Dr. Skeptismo! I’m sure. First of all, okay, there’s the feeling.  Oh, I haven’t seen this smile in 17 years!"
65135, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,"No, it’s just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out."
65136, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Veto. Stewart?
65137, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
65138, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,Ohh! I would kill for a salmon skin roll right now!
65139, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey,"Yeah, that’s sad. Mashuga nut?"
65140, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent!"
65141, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe,Shiny.
65142, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!!  Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close."
65143, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?"
65144, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up in—No, yeah, okay. "
65145, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! 
65146, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, ""Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?"" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions."
65147, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Chandler,"Let me tell you why you need to pick me.  See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back."
65148, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,"Without that, you just got ""lame with women""."
65149, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,"Well, can’t you tell her that you are not in the mood?"
65150, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!! The baby just kicked!
65151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"Thing, yes. Thing."
65152, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Yeah-yeah, y’know if-if there was just like one little area where I—that I think we need—we would need to work on; I-I would think it was we’re just not crazy enough!"
65153, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Oh.  What’s wrong?
65154, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Phoebe,"I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off."
65155, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine- Oh my God."
65156, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hey!
65157, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,"What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!"
65158, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album,3,Phoebe,I’ve found....
65159, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Really?
65160, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica, Excuse me?
65161, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,Well no.
65162, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel, What are these?
65163, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica, I’m not laughing.
65164, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross, Also an island.
65165, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,It was the ring!
65166, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler, I’m not seeing Monica.
65167, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Joey,What’s going on?
65168, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later. 
65169, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Okay, just back off mister! Whoa.  ‘Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father."
65170, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward."
65171, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey,"Okay, good, good, good, ‘cause, good, ‘cause I was kinda having second thoughts too."
65172, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Glow-pop giggly jammer.
65173, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Rachel,Guess who we ran into today?!
65174, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey, You always have to think about the trail!
65175, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel, It’ll be a short one.
65176, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Well, you know, if you want fashion help, Rachel and I are going shopping tomorrow. You're more than welcome to come with us, right?"
65177, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were  mouthing the words along with me?"
65178, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe,"Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy."
65179, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler, What the hell is this?
65180, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,And a nice hot cider for Monica. 
65181, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"In a foreign, romantic country…"
65182, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Ross," Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"
65183, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Me too.
65184, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,"See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left."
65185, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Oh, hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?"
65186, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey, Hey...
65187, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke——Diet Coke."
65188, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,Okay.
65189, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Sure, now I’m scared."
65190, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,I had too okay?! We’re getting married! Married couples can’t keep secrets from one another!
65191, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Monica,… that she was the huge guy that mugged you? Yah. 
65192, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Chandler,"Monica. Calm, self."
65193, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Joey,"What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? "
65194, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,What's in the bag?
65195, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,"I know it’s last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party."
65196, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,What?
65197, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,Well that’s great! Congratulations!! 
65198, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. "
65199, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,What are we gonna do?
65200, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,Yeah…
65201, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
65202, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well that’s a…"
65203, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!"
65204, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it."
65205, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Hey!
65206, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Hey!
65207, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life."
65208, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,What are you talkin’ about? I never left you! You’ve always been my agent!
65209, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession to make… uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid…"
65210, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,Don’t feel bad for me! I won like every time!
65211, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Okay fine, now Ross…"
65212, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica, Hey. Whaddya doing?
65213, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Monica,Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...
65214, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
65215, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?"
65216, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?"
65217, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,"Hi, oh hi."
65218, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Can I ask you something?
65219, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,Excuse me.
65220, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,Not gonna find any clothes in there!
65221, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,Helen Geller? I don't think so.
65222, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Phoebe,"It’s a trip for two!  Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?"
65223, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey," And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot."
65224, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Oh God, I really had a good time!"
65225, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,And why do you care so much?
65226, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,Ooooh! 
65227, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey," Dude, Phoebe’s mom has got a huge peni..."
65228, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"It's, yes, my little black book. It's got the numbers of all the guys I've dated."
65229, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,I know!
65230, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Phoebe,We’re just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
65231, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel, Hey!
65232, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"No. No, I didn’t. I didn’t want to be that guy."
65233, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?"
65234, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,"Ross, did you really read all these baby books?"
65235, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh, okay.  Here you go."
65236, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,Secret? Married people aren’t supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.
65237, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,He’s doin’ some thinkin’!
65238, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
65239, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"Look, look I’m sorry. It’s just that...."
65240, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey, You pushed him!
65241, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,Which one was that?
65242, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget."
65243, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"Well sorry, that’s what I do on dates."
65244, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"No, come on, I'm totally ok.  I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own."
65245, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Mike, 'attorney at law'!"
65246, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. She’s avoiding me, she doesn’t want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she won’t tell me."
65247, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,Hi there!
65248, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Joey,"Ahh, to be 13 again."
65249, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Well that is great. And seriously, she seems very nice."
65250, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,"Well, so, why don’t you just turn it off?"
65251, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross, It hurts my teeth.
65252, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe, Oh no.
65253, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?"
65254, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Joey,Your sister stood me up the other night.
65255, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,Thank you. Cha-ching!  And the drinks are on me!
65256, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler, Oh my God! Play!
65257, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,Okay.
65258, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,So you're a gladiator! Wow!
65259, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"Hey!  Now I’m a man of the cloth, but I still have feelings!"
65260, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Uh, yeah but uh,  I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now."
65261, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,"Well, it does not ring a bell with me..."
65262, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,It's a Thanksgiving miracle!
65263, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend."
65264, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! New wallet, huh?"
65265, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"But, we’ll stay here with you."
65266, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
65267, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the gym.
65268, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel, Oh. Yes! I would so move out!
65269, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Listen, y’know what? I was really freaked out too when I found out…"
65270, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,I'm not listening to you!
65271, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross," I mean I…I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasn’t sure if you wanted to."
65272, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Ross,"Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat."
65273, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get the feeling that she's like right here, y'know?  Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high- got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course- I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know? ...I miss her."
65274, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,So it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.
65275, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,"Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first."
65276, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,What? That's terrible!
65277, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,It's all right. You can mourn.
65278, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good."
65279, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
65280, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Ow!
65281, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she’s real, uh, mellow!"
65282, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"I’m sure you’re right, but why?"
65283, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,Do you even know what a vicar is?
65284, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Come on you guys, we want you to know we're  Right guys?"
65285, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,Get there faster! 
65286, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don’t like the guy Rachel’s dating? Well, that’s odd."
65287, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal!  Yeah, my pants are a little loose!"
65288, Ross',,9,Ross,"Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am."
65289, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe,"Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before."
65290, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Come here.  Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you."
65291, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,Okay.
65292, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can."
65293, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,Is it a good play?
65294, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,I don't know what else to say.
65295, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,Like this. 
65296, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,He sounds swell.
65297, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,"No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. "
65298, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler," That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand."
65299, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica," The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel I’m sorry! I have to start getting ready! I’m getting married today!"
65300, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
65301, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,No.
65302, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,"Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream."
65303, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
65304, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,Why- why- why would he need a blade?
65305, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Monica,"Y’know, maybe it’s best that we never got to do it again."
65306, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Hey.
65307, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica," Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry..."
65308, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,Maybe you could take Charlie shopping.
65309, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,What is it?
65310, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,"Not good, no. I didn’t get the part, and I lost my job here, so …"
65311, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed."
65312, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?"
65313, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"You know that’s nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!"
65314, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"No, come on don’t start.  Ouch!"
65315, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,Whoa! Are you okay?
65316, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I-I'm, I'm having a boy?"
65317, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, hey!"
65318, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too.  Okay. Okay. Stop it, don’t. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?"
65319, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,IN LONDON!!!
65320, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Yeah, that’s the one. Listen, I don’t want to hurt her."
65321, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,Not even on page 7?
65322, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it. We're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably at home naked right now. I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me. I can just picture her on the bed right now."
65323, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,"Hey-hey, I’m not judging."
65324, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Oh my God. And that works?!
65325, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God! I can’t believe my little brother is married!
65326, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Yeah? What did ya have?
65327, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,You’re kidding?! That’s great!
65328, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor’s Guild."
65329, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah okay... yeah, your mom... okay... She looks nice, I can talk to her."
65330, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,Good luck!
65331, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Okay! 
65332, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey, Thanks.
65333, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,Oh that's okay.
65334, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Joey, Hey!
65335, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,"Oh hey, right back at ya."
65336, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"All right, I'd better go too. I have to go talk to my dad."
65337, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,Hey Pheebs!
65338, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's mine!
65339, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Why are you wearing my apron?
65340, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,That is.
65341, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Joey,"No! Forget her, man! You don’t need her, you don’t need that!"
65342, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,All right!
65343, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I saw you.
65344, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!"
65345, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"Oh my God, I was thinking four."
65346, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,Are you sure?
65347, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And I’m still holding this. "
65348, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Why, nobody good?"
65349, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I’m sorry man.  Here’s a thought. This is the same ballroom. There’s a band. There’s gonna be plenty of dressed up people.
65350, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"Um, I'm not actually Amish."
65351, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. "
65352, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,Look! 
65353, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica, Where did you get those jeans?!
65354, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"So, I’ll umm..."
65355, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Phoebe,"I think maybe, yeah."
65356, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,"I don’t know, she seemed to think it was such a crazy idea! Um, plus, she, uh, she got me taffy!"
65357, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me."
65358, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Uh-huh!
65359, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"No, I-I haven’t seen your pink shirt."
65360, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Chandler,You're watching a football game at a funeral?
65361, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel..."
65362, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,It’s your turn.
65363, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,"""Delta Dawn"""
65364, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,What?
65365, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"This is insane, I’m not gonna make love to you just so that you’ll go into labor."
65366, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,What baby?
65367, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Okay, see now, what I just heard blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah, blah."
65368, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?"
65369, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn’t realise that had become anything, yet."
65370, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Totally.
65371, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,
65372, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don’t get.
65373, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Phoebe," Yes! I know! I know! Yeah! So the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger to make it think it was getting meat, y’know? And I got nauseous."
65374, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler, Hi
65375, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,"Well, I’m gonna go get these  in some water."
65376, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, I’m just going to grab the phone.
65377, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her."
65378, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Ross,Hey! Look who’s back! It’s the birthday girl! How’s the birthday girl feeling?
65379, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch."
65380, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,We use it!!
65381, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!"
65382, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,"Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there."
65383, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!"
65384, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,"Well, this must've brought back some really bad memories for you, Ross."
65385, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m sorry. "
65386, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?"
65387, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey,He hooked up!! Tell us about her!
65388, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,"Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back."
65389, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
65390, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Rachel, Hey!
65391, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,Okay. I’m gonna be the mom that makes the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.
65392, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,"Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage..."
65393, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’ve had them picked out since I was fourteen."
65394, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Give me a number, I don’t want to owe you anything!"
65395, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler,The doctor.
65396, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,Are you okay?
65397, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Joey,Oh yeah!
65398, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"So don’t think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a…a two month anniversary present."
65399, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 300 A.M., ""I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren."" was what?  A wrong number?"
65400, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler," No. No, I won’t. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn’t want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot."
65401, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Thanks! I've been here about six years, and Rachel moved in a few months ago."
65402, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,What?
65403, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,Cool! 
65404, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, everything’s fine!"
65405, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Joey, get out of the fridge."
65406, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross," That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can't believe someone ate it!! I mean, look, I left a note and everything."
65407, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,They...do that?
65408, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?"
65409, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,"Right, they are scary.  Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!"
65410, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"But you got to be with both of them, right?"
65411, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,"I’m sorry, I just…I like things the way they are."
65412, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,Well neither do I!
65413, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me."
65414, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Chandler walks in, Joey and Janine are knitting at the kitchen counter,",6,Joey,Hey Chandler. Come on in. We’re knitting pot holders.
65415, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Well, this doesn’t have to be so sad though. Y’know? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you’re gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things you’re not gonna miss."
65416, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe,"Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... "
65417, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,Oh.
65418, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,It’s an old key!
65419, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Well, I’m really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. "
65420, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,Noo! I can't take any more secrets!  I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
65421, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Chandler,Hey!
65422, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is."
65423, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?"
65424, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Ross,And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.
65425, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Eh! There you go.
65426, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,Don't get me started on that.
65427, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!"
65428, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,"I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great."
65429, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just—there’s gonna be a ton left over.
65430, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,"Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, ""Yeah, I do!"" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. "
65431, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,"Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight;  and we get married here tonight."
65432, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,"Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these babies!"
65433, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,You chipped in?!
65434, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,14?
65435, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Absolutely!
65436, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,I'm sorry... I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be... having that conversation.
65437, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe," Ok, all done."
65438, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!"
65439, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,Um. yeah.
65440, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Come on you gotta have one!
65441, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
65442, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"By the way, that fight was totally arousing."
65443, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Rachel,
65444, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe," Oh, look! Look! Look!"
65445, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"And I love the milk! But, I’m not gonna some British girl to move in with me!  Joey, you say things now."
65446, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel," Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple..."
65447, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,"God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…"
65448, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Oh what then? Kick me?
65449, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Phoebe,Oh! Oop! 
65450, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel,"Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place."
65451, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,Ohh. 
65452, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,What?
65453, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe," Okay, who’s next?"
65454, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Ross,Good.
65455, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
65456, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler," I’m up! I’m up, I’ve gotten up now! Anybody ah, want anything?"
65457, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"No, the other thing. I really think it’s great they work things out."
65458, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Joey,So I guess you all saw it.
65459, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,She died.
65460, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean it’s like every guy I see—I mean look here.  Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that’s not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I’m feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack."
65461, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,How—how did end up in Vermont with that awful witch?! 
65462, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,"This is great!  Helen, could you come in here for a moment?"
65463, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross," Wow Monica! Hey, just so you know I had my uh, older brother chat with Chandler."
65464, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,
65465, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Yes! I’m fine. In fact I’ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you."
65466, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Joey,"You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments."
65467, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that."
65468, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, there was. It was—there the corner of the library where-where all these dusty books that nobody ever read—Yes, there was."
65469, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
65470, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,Okay.
65471, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, ""No."" I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, ""No."" I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, ""No."" So, he’s sweeping. "
65472, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel," Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross."
65473, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
65474, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?"
65475, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,No! I’m up for a Soapie!
65476, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,You like Green Bay?
65477, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross," Oh! Oh-oh, the band’s ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says—I don’t care about the stupid band!!"
65478, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Hey, I need your help."
65479, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Monica.
65480, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow..."
65481, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Really? Is it ethical to ask someone in a grant review, who was the voice of ""Underdog""?"
65482, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,What?! No! Why?!
65483, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,"Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about you..."
65484, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Rachel,"Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!  Well, y’know. I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time. So I’m gonna through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on."
65485, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,You came?!
65486, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Well, OK, it’s for a boy. Well, I know it’s a little out there, but…Darwin."
65487, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
65488, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,Yes!
65489, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,"Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit didn’t I?  Did I just say Greens don’t quit?!"
65490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"Ha-ha, very funny—Look! I don’t know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!"
65491, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Yes, you can, very much."
65492, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?"
65493, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds."
65494, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Phoebe,"This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!"
65495, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that I’ve ever done. But I’m telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional.  Yes?"
65496, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel," Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?"
65497, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"No, Janice."
65498,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Who's Amanda?
65499, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,And I was a perfect gentleman and I walked her to her hotel room and said goodnight.
65500, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"Yeah, okay you're right."
65501, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Well, you don’t you have Captain Hook explain it to her."
65502, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister."
65503, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!
65504, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, , Ok, that is either, ""How could you?"" or, ""Enormous breasts!"" Here he comes!"
65505, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard."
65506, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,Well obviously this is a mistake! You can’t be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
65507, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"No, she kept kicking me away!"
65508, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,You’re doing it again.
65509, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, I don't care.
65510, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,Hey.
65511, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"Oh, well, she’s asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her."
65512, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,"Why hasn’t he called Rachel? Why? Why? I don’t understand. Why? He said he’ll call. Why? Why? Chandler I’m telling you she has flipped out, she’s gone crazy!"
65513, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler," Yes, and we're very excited about it."
65514, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,"And I’m Rachel, an admirer of the building."
65515, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica, I love her.
65516, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,"Wait a second, I could star in it!"
65517, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said ""Wait a minute! Yes I am."" and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true."
65518, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is sitting at her desk as Mr, Waltham comes in,",4,Rachel,Really?
65519, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I've been better..."
65520, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica," Oh, an old glove?"
65521, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"I had to read the Bible pretty carefully, but... yeah we do."
65522, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Hey!
65523, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Come on, they're close."
65524, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger."
65525, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Open it up, let me see."
65526, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,"All right, I’ve never been engaged and I’ve never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband."
65527, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Ross,Did you just wink at me?
65528, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,You mean like for award shows?
65529, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. "
65530, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler, You are beautiful.
65531, Phoebe's apartment," there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate,",7,Phoebe,Don’t interrupt me!!
65532, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!"
65533, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,
65534, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,Yeah? You like that one?
65535, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why  you’re burning in hell!!
65536, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,Phoebe?
65537, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey, What is the matter with you?!
65538, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Okay, there’s this one guy, Patrick, I think you’re gonna like him, he’s really nice, he’s funny, he’s a swimmer."
65539, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler," ""The Firm""?"
65540, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig!  Oink!
65541, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men."
65542, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,Oh yeah.
65543, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther don’t-don’t forget your shirt. "
65544,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,What?
65545, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,This is so great! And I’m gonna be your baby’s aunt!
65546, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Rachel, Sorry. I’m sorry.
65547, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,Oh nothing I’m just—just was yawning. 
65548, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,Are you guys sure about this?
65549, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"[looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles."
65550, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I-I really do.  Hey! This-this was a gift?!"
65551, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Frank! Hi!
65552, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!"
65553, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Come on Ben.
65554, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, We didn’t get to the audition. I’m gonna take her to coffee and then we’ll do it then.
65555, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,"Excuse me, I don’t want Greg and Jenny’s rejects."
65556, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,How do you do that?
65557, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,"Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water."
65558, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,I saved you a seat. 
65559, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Hey. So, what did he say?"
65560, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Why are you wearing my apron?
65561, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,No.
65562, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,You’re not a lefty?
65563, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"All right, uh, we’ve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you can’t treat them that way."
65564, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel,"Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you."
65565, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,Y’know what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
65566, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler," I don’t care, she slept with me."
65567, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, like you never called!"
65568, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,So what are you going to do?
65569, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
65570, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Sagittarius?
65571, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"Oh, y’know what? It’s probably just your burnin’ loins."
65572, Central Perk,,10,Monica, Hey guys!
65573, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,What?
65574, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,"Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other."
65575, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"Oh, yeah. Emma's doing great."
65576, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Yes.
65577, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Well…In-in case of emergency.
65578, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Monica,That's what it sounded like.
65579, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,"Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything."
65580, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Ross,"Well, they're not mine!"
65581, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,"Y'know what, I'm gonna hold her head."
65582, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
65583, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,"Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up."
65584, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"Hey! Hey, Pheebs, check it out. Yeah, for my desert, I have chosen to make a traditional English truffle!"
65585, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,We’re having a girl?
65586, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,On how far along he's in the sex change process!
65587, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,"Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad."
65588, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,Can I use.. either thumb?
65589, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,"Really?  My God, he’s really cute."
65590, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?"
65591, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,Monica’s pregnant.
65592, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!"
65593, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, yay…"
65594, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
65595, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,What's going on?
65596, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,Okay!
65597, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that I’ve ever done. But I’m telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional.  Yes?"
65598, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
65599, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Rachel used to live in that room.
65600, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Phoebe,Ewww! Oh! It’s the Mattress King!
65601, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that’s your department now. "
65602, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh my God, I went to high school with her.  Rachel! Hi!"
65603, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross," Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning."
65604, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,"Eww! Oh, it’s all dirty. You should throw this out."
65605, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,No 
65606, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,I don’t know.
65607, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Joey,I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's.
65608, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like ""Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy""."
65609, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'"
65610, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,Okay.
65611, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?"
65612, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,But you could teach us.
65613, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Really? Excited?
65614, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,That would be a good idea.
65615, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Breathe.
65616, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
65617, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Ooh! So close.
65618, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"No, no, no, no, that was - that was just for me. Are you sure about this?"
65619, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,We’re the Cobras!
65620, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,"They just gonna love you, just be yourself."
65621, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.
65622, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all."
65623, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,Really?
65624, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Rachel,"Look, would you guys grow up? That is the most natural beautiful thing in the world."
65625, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
65626, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel, Yes.
65627, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
65628, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,She is now.
65629, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, Lauren. Uh, you guys this is, this is Kate’s understudy, Lauren."
65630, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"What does that mean?   Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? "
65631, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,What?!
65632, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"Ooh, I can do that."
65633, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!"
65634, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. Aw, forget it."
65635, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler,Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!
65636, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops.
65637, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Okay.
65638, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?
65639, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
65640, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Hi, how was the movie?"
65641, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Wait-wait-wait-wait!  Come on! Come on, let’s trade! The timing’s perfect, I just clogged the toilet!"
65642, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Joey,If he goes first he can!
65643, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler, You should suggest something like these to Ralph Lauren.
65644, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
65645, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Lifeguards.
65646, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey, Hey.
65647, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey," What is he doing? What, Emily, thinks Ross's furniture has got Rachel coodies?"
65648, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,
65649, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I wanna go to babe."
65650, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Well what happened at dinner?
65651, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, was I doing it again?"
65652, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,Or facing a bitch of a commute.
65653, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross, How could you tell her?!
65654, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Bye!
65655, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah? And, he’s-he’s so centered and mature and confident."
65656, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
65657, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Yes. We're here to make a rather sizeable donation to the children.
65658, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing"
65659, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it."
65660, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,-leg?
65661, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Rachel,Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I can’t find her anywhere.
65662, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?"
65663, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,Don’t do it.
65664, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,Hey!
65665, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
65666, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,That’s my old dog. He passed away years ago.
65667, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Are you serious?
65668,,,5,Phoebe,
65669, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?"
65670, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,That’s great. Thanks Rach.
65671, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,I can’t! I-I don’t have any other clothes here.
65672, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"No-no! No, I’m accepting it on her behalf. "
65673, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,Hey!
65674, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Keep dancing.
65675, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…
65676, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,"No, I think it’s very obvious who’s wrong here."
65677, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe, I’m not asking!
65678, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"I’m sorry, Rosita? As in…"
65679, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,You said you didn’t want to go.
65680, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,"Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya!"
65681, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
65682, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. "
65683, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Really!
65684, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Hey Pheebs! Listen, this wooden box keeps sliding out from under the seat. What-what is it?"
65685, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,You said you didn’t want to go.
65686, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,This is so much fun!
65687, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
65688, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?"
65689, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,Fine!
65690, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door."
65691, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,I’m the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!
65692, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you!"
65693, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"No, God! Please, let me! "
65694, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,And-and a power tie?
65695, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Monica,"See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere."
65696, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,"Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… "
65697, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Actually, I did!"
65698, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross,What are you guys doing later?
65699, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,What do you mean?
65700, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Well, it matters to me."
65701, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,Oh my God!
65702, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but not as good as batch 17."
65703, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job."
65704, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"Okay, but there is a wire back there! I mean that switch is connected to something!"
65705, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,I'm just serving it.
65706, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. Definitely you, Pheebs."
65707, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Monica,"Hey, the man’s dog just died."
65708, Pediatrician's office,,9,Rachel,"Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma."
65709, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Okay.  Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?"
65710, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"I'm sorry, idea time is over."
65711, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,
65712, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class."
65713, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe," Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!"
65714, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Okay. Okay. I mean I’ll be okay. It’s just I don’t think I handled it very well.
65715, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? We don't need her measurements."
65716, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,That is damning evidence.
65717, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Phoebe,"You’re Elizabeth’s father, huh? I can see now where she gets her rugged handsomeness."
65718, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"Oh no, I’ll be done by then."
65719, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Hey, it’s gonna be all right."
65720, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross, I knew you were gonna throw that in my face!! That was three years ago! She apologized and she apologized! What more do you want?!!
65721, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Not knowing when to shut up...
65722, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Woo-yay!!
65723, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,Y’know I’m-I’m really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.
65724, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,I know.
65725, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing. "
65726, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,We did it!!
65727, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Ross,"Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! "
65728, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,You just said it!
65729, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler, I don’t think you did a very thorough job!
65730, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,I know about your feelings.
65731, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,"Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I’d better go."
65732, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Man, this sucks! Y’know if Mom and Dad don’t see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, who’s gonna be the losers then?"
65733, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,Joey!
65734, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Emma? Emma? Look at me! Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while."
65735, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,Okay. 
65736, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
65737, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger."
65738, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,I don’t think this town is big enough for both of us to relax in. 
65739, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Oh, my first love!"
65740, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh no!  Oh! Wow!!!
65741, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,Okay! You don’t think I thought of that?
65742, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,That’s me! Come on!
65743, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Because!
65744, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Well, this does butch it up a bit."
65745, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?"
65746, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey, Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
65747, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!"
65748, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,
65749, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,Hey!
65750, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,"I like this one.  It seems to say, ""I love you and that’s why I have to kill you."""
65751, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Wow! A lipper from Chipper.
65752, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I'm on it!
65753, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Rach, here's your mail."
65754, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,"Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?"
65755, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Got the keys? or Got the keys!
65756, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! You don’t tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
65757, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Well, it’s complicated. She’s with this other guy. For a long time. Someone from work, too. And I could never do that to the guy, because we’re really good friends."
65758, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Monica,It was a really beautiful service.
65759, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Ok all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler I don�t know if I can take anymore"
65760, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Yes!
65761, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"but, but.."
65762, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,That was amazing!
65763, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!"
65764, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"They sent me home from work. They were like, ""Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby."" Well y’know what? Screw ‘em! If they don’t want me there, I’ll just hang out with you guys."
65765, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!  Be murky!
65766, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Him you’re friends with. 
65767, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Huh. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y’know what I mean?"
65768, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,"Look, this is a disaster! Can't I please just go?"
65769, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Yeah, so?"
65770, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"Chandler, have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?"
65771, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes…
65772, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,"Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!"
65773, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel,"Okay, you are going to tell her and you’re going to tell her now. "
65774, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
65775, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,Hey! What are you guys doing?
65776, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine."
65777, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,My God! You must be good in bed!
65778, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah well, we’ll see."
65779, Casting Director #1’s office," Joey is on his first audition, His partner is an 8-year-old boy,",6,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure, no problem, I’ll just—hold on one second.  ""Hey Timmy, I’ve got a surprise for you!"""
65780, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
65781, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?"
65782, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Hi!
65783, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"Well, whaddya think?"
65784, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, it's not bad."
65785, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"How would that go?  Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it."
65786, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?"
65787, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"You see that guy? He’s in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he’s going straight to the porn."
65788, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian."
65789, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey," Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talking about."
65790, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
65791, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,North route!
65792, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel, That would be no.
65793, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Hey!
65794, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,What did I tell you about the hall?!
65795, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,"Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?"
65796,,,7,Rachel,
65797, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start.  but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here..."
65798, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,So does-does Joey know you’re moving?
65799, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Thank you.
65800, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,You said she was bald!!
65801, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,What do you think she’s just gonna sit there quietly? You don’t think she’s gonna want to make a toast? You don’t think she’s gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
65802, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,"Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica’s and she and Chandler had a big fight and they’re not moving in."
65803, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Ross,"So, uh, why did you have to turn it down?"
65804, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?"
65805, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!"
65806, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,Whoa whoa whoa! Where’re you goin’?
65807, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Hello.  I'm sorry, obviously Heather's ass has something more important to say so I'll just wait 'till it's finished."
65808, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. "
65809, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
65810, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,"Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright."
65811, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m sorry man.  You wanna go watch?"
65812, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,"""Take could care of your Momma son.""  ""Come on son! Your Momma’s good people!"""
65813, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well."
65814, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,God! 
65815, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"Uh, we might be leaving now."
65816, Rachel and Joey's," Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters,",10,Joey,That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
65817, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, what about you?  Wouldn’t you want a date?"
65818, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Good job Alan!
65819, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,"So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?"
65820, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,"Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at woman’s breasts all the time!"
65821, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,Not even with your best friend.
65822, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"No, I know, but I—he just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just..."
65823, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,That's not specific to girls.
65824, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,Whatever.
65825, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!"
65826, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,", we asked for a private room."
65827, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,"Uhh, 11!"
65828, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Oh well—Hey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Y’know? It’ll-it’ll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. You’re so talented."
65829, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God! Yes, I would love that, oh, that is soo sweet, Joey."
65830, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"So I'm not, not gonna lose her?"
65831, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,"That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed."
65832, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"They baked it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna call a meeting tonight, I’m gonna fire you tonight."
65833, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,I can’t promise anything. 
65834, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Uh, could you leave me one?"
65835, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,Which one was Pete Carney?
65836, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Monica,Hmm? 
65837, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah... It's... ""climax your way to better skin""."
65838, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
65839, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Sweetie, now I pick you."
65840, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,What is it?
65841, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this ""massage-yourself-at-home-workshop."" And they are."
65842, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge."
65843, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I've been better..."
65844, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"I didn’t uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to…"
65845, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,Well I was gonna tell him that I’m-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
65846, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?"
65847, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!"
65848, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Joey!  Wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons."
65849, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Well y'know ‘cause Rachel and I used to go out.
65850, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Hey!
65851, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey," Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?"
65852, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Monica,Yeah? The work problem?
65853, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Yeah?
65854, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"We did have fun, didn't we?"
65855, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,That’s okay.
65856, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,She lets you borrow them.
65857, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica, Oh!
65858, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Oh. We?
65859, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey, The Irish gig guy?!
65860, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Ursula’s fianc�e?
65861, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Phoebe,Yay! I love drunk Monica!
65862, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,Rachel locked the door.
65863, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey,"Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy."
65864, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler," Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!"
65865, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with her guitar,",4,Phoebe, Does it even work without my sexy voice?
65866, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I'm gonna find a selfless good dead. I'm gonna beat you, you evil genius."
65867, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!"
65868, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"All right, come on, let’s go get your coat."
65869, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough."
65870, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Chandler,"I got caught up and work, but I'm quitting tomorrow."
65871, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,Argh!
65872, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,OK.  I'm in my apartment...
65873, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Yeah.
65874, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now you’re just a girl in a tub!"
65875, Paul’s Cabin," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel," So you’re gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and that’s where everybody’s gonna be!"
65876, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma."
65877, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,Ugh!
65878, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I don't think so.
65879, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,Hey-hey.
65880, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. "
65881, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,"Yeah, in-in-in the bathroom."
65882, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross," Hey, you ok?"
65883, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is!  Or isn't..."
65884, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"You say that now, but it could take us a long time to get back home. Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up."
65885, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! "
65886, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Monica,"Oh, I love this street. The trees, the big front yards, the actual picket fences."
65887, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,"Yeah, a naked bagel game?  Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole."
65888, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Oh that’s amazing. 
65889, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
65890, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Hey!
65891, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Wow! So, now you’re going on a date with this girl?"
65892, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,Oh my god!
65893, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,"You are, you're welling up."
65894, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issac’s sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebe’s friends with Rachel. And that’s the trail, I did it!"
65895, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?"
65896, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Hi... I'm on a date...
65897, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Huh... OH MY GOD IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS. 
65898, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"Uh, yeah."
65899, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Joey,"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!"
65900, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I’ll be your boyfriend."
65901, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"I know, I just thought it would be fun."
65902, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"All right, I'd say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg."
65903, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!"
65904, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,You obviously haven’t screwed over a lot of your friends.  Which we all appreciate.
65905, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel," So basically, you get your ya-yas by taking money from all of your friends."
65906, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Chandler,"Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story."
65907, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I have cards!"
65908, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,To Ross!
65909, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,Nope. 
65910, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Oh that is quite all right ma’am. 
65911, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe,But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
65912, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel," Yeah, but I’m pretty sure he’s gay."
65913, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel, I can't believe I ever even tried to help you. You are so beyond help.
65914, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Yeah!
65915, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke——Diet Coke."
65916, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,"Oh my God. This is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!"
65917, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,No.
65918, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,Okay. Bye!
65919, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"God, what is wrong with me."
65920, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel, Oh.
65921, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,What?! He got to do it at your first wedding!
65922, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Good, God's speed, good people!  You're not gonna go?"
65923, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Rachel,"Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. "
65924, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,Just subtract twelve.
65925, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Sure, no problem.  Ooh—Hey, donuts!"
65926, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,Nooo.
65927, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross, How about you?
65928, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
65929, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?"
65930, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,"Heeeeey, where have you been?  What happened to you?"
65931, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.
65932, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey, Porsche.
65933, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Monica,"Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren’t wearing underpants?"
65934, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
65935, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather."
65936, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Why, do you write him a lot?"
65937, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Phoebe,"No, y'know what don’t close it  ‘cause the... keys...are in there."
65938, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad."
65939, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,"When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?"
65940, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't…"
65941, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,Okay. 
65942, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Hey, y'know what, maybe we should get going. I mean what time did Chloe say we should be there?"
65943, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Well why didn’t you take the job?
65944, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh wow! Look at this place!
65945, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. "
65946, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
65947, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. "
65948, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
65949, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,Lots of responses.
65950, continues," Joey finished everything,",9,Joey,Joey! Joey.
65951, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. "
65952, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel, Oh yeah? Okay.
65953, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,Like a month?
65954, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Wait a minute! I have a date tomorrow night.
65955, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Monica,"Okay, can we please go eat?"
65956, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel," That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!"
65957, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used."
65958, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Joey,"You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!"
65959, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, Although...
65960, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,What?
65961, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
65962, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Hi!
65963, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Rachel,"Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep."
65964, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Joey,Will you quit hoggin’ it!
65965, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,Yeah. Okay.  I almost forgot this was on your…
65966, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,"Uh, Pheebs, while we’re hovering around the subject. I just have to say dinosaurs, they-they don’t go, rrroof!"
65967, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Ross,
65968, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"Oh-no, don’t try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear."
65969, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back."
65970, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Rachel,Get off.
65971, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!"
65972, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, she's still napping"
65973, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? It’s completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself."
65974, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
65975, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,They're gonna call her Chandler.
65976, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Joey, wait! The ball!"
65977, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe," White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place."
65978, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. If you... If you want your key back, I totally understand."
65979, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,Yeah!
65980, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Okay. 
65981, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Oh, no no no no. I see what you're doing here, alright, listen, this is my job buddy. Okay, I've had it for five years, and I know how it works, so why don't you just catch me up!"
65982, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go."
65983, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,She has the drugs!
65984, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don’t believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won’t stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese."
65985, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Ross,It’s not something you are! It’s something you have!
65986, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Personal thing? What personal thing? I don’t know.
65987, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating "
65988, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died."
65989, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel, Hi.
65990, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Yeah.
65991, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler," Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!"
65992, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Umm listen, I don’t think…I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world."
65993, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I think that shirt makes you look like you should work at a Baskin Robbins... Anyway... Hey, isn't Joey's agent Estelle Leonard?"
65994, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"She's ok, I just don't get a really good vibe from her!"
65995, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,Yeah!
65996, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel, Chandler M. Bing?
65997, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note."
65998, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,"Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’."
65999, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,"It’s okay, he’s a virgin."
66000, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Ross,Good. Maybe he can switch it back.
66001, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,You're good.
66002, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Hey! So?
66003, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,Nice!
66004, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,You-you just said that you did!
66005, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,There has got to be a way!
66006, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I just got uh, got plans."
66007, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Joey,"Okay, uh Pheebs, quick. Look! This  is for the babies to look at someday, so is-is there anything you want to say? Y'know before it all starts?"
66008, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"That’s a dog, every house should have a dog."
66009, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,"Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you..."
66010, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"No kiddin', hmm."
66011, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,"Get out your checkbook, mister."
66012, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Okay!
66013, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Okay, what’s up?"
66014, Central Perk," everyone is there, Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple, Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang, Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie,",1,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, we're done."
66015, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,‘Kay!
66016, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Two!
66017, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. "
66018, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Chandler,"Well, either that or uh…"
66019, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,Really?
66020, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Wow that was a big one.
66021, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place. Hey! speaking of crazy... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?"
66022, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. Let’s kill ‘um!"
66023, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald."
66024, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with..."
66025, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me."
66026, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,What?
66027, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,I knew that was him!
66028, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey," Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that?"
66029, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"They really were pretty, weren’t they? "
66030, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,Yeeeeeep… Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dad’s boat she wouldn’t let me help at all.
66031, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"I know, I lied! I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can’t even see my own baby!"
66032, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional..."
66033, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"Oh sorry. Uh-uh, Kash?"
66034, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"She’s doing it Look, she’s breast-feeding look!"
66035, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I haven’t told him I’m pregnant yet.
66036, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,I don't think so!
66037, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,I see what you’re doing!
66038, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Ross,"Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes."
66039, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,"Okay, I’ll see you there. "
66040, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?"
66041, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?"
66042, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,Pheebs...
66043, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,You sure?
66044, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey, Really?
66045, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Well I guess I should’ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
66046, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, it's so cool. "
66047, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I can’t. We don’t have that...."
66048, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,What were you modeling for?
66049, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,"Hey, y’know what and if you’re looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died."
66050, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it."
66051, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Chandler,"Hey Pheebs, what’s up?"
66052, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh please. 
66053, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,"Okay, you’re-you’re really freaking me out."
66054, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,Ohhh.
66055, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he made a move on me."
66056, N,"Y,U, Ross is teaching a class,",8,Ross,Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I’m the teacher!!
66057, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?"
66058, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"Okay. It's not different at all, is it?"
66059, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Janice?
66060, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Thanks.
66061, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
66062, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"No, I tried that. She says it has a weird smell."
66063, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,Why not?
66064, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Wow, it seems serious. What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?"
66065, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress."
66066, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled."
66067, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,"So, is Janine around?"
66068, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?
66069, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,Okay.
66070, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,"It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!"
66071, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,"Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know."
66072, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!"
66073, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross, There he is!!
66074, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy."
66075, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I know. Gooooood luck with it.
66076, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,Yes. Yes I do.
66077, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"At the coffeehouse, right."
66078, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Monica,
66079, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Rach! Rach!
66080, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,
66081, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah! I mean, that was pretty intense."
66082, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Chandler,"Noo!  Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, baby, baby, baby."
66083, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That tone will not make me go any faster.
66084, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Yeah, but the important thing to know about us, is how much we would care for this little baby. "
66085, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Hey! So?
66086, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"I know no, no, y'know you don’t deserve this, you don’t Ross. You’re, you’re really, you’re so good. "
66087, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,They know you know.
66088, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,I know.
66089, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Ross, Hey. What was that all about?
66090, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,
66091, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel, Seriously?
66092, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,Absolutely.
66093, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here. "
66094, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be."
66095, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Would you care to venture one?
66096, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,Come here.
66097, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,I got no sleep last night!
66098, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Rachel," Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now."
66099, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
66100, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I mean I actually—I-I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that."
66101, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin’ uh, I’m gonna have an extra room over at my place…"
66102, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,"All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!"
66103, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Okay.
66104, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,Aww.  Ohh!
66105, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad."
66106, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,"Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down."
66107, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,"It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I was able to appreciate it on another level."
66108, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,I’m just kidding! You can go pee! 
66109, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Marcel?
66110, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Yes.
66111, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,I can hear traffic and birds!  I can hear the voices in my head again! 
66112, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"So you’ll definitely get onstage, even if you don’t win."
66113, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Joey,"Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her."
66114, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,They were just giving those away at the store  in exchange for money.
66115, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,Why?
66116, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,. That didn't make us sound gay at all!
66117, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe," Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass."
66118, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,That little naked guy would be me.
66119, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,Chandler?
66120, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Well umm…
66121, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"All right, we should call somebody."
66122, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker."
66123, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,"come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was  here, here, here NOT there. Anything?"
66124, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,How about Joey... Pepponi?
66125, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,Nothing.
66126, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Eh, no problem."
66127, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica, Was your cabin pressurised?
66128, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica, You can't!
66129, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,And stop saying that! I hate that!
66130, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,We’ve got presents!
66131, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Ross," Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"
66132, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset."
66133, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,"Oh, see I-I don’t know if we’re gonna be hungry at three."
66134, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Phoebe," Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... "
66135, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple."
66136, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Okay, hold on. "
66137, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?"
66138, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,Good.  Hey.
66139, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Oh. Oh! 
66140, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,"No, you?"
66141, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,"Oh, hey listen! The Soapie’s called today and I also get to present an award."
66142, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel, Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
66143, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,....Are we still talking about sex?
66144, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"...Yeah. Yeah, I do."
66145, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!
66146, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"I also said, ""Yes!"""
66147, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,All right.
66148, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,"Uhm... well, they're not in the wedding."
66149, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,I don’t want to say.
66150, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,Yes.
66151, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel," Ohh, I just don’t think I have enough left on my credit card."
66152, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Phoebe, God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
66153, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Yeah.......OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante."
66154, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey, hey Rach!"
66155, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel," Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don’t think this is."
66156, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,You said...
66157, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,
66158, Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area, Monica arrives with her parents,",4,Ross,Hi. Mom. Dad.
66159, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,I can't believe you would say that!
66160, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler,We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
66161, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss.."
66162, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,Period math?
66163, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Good luck, man. I hope you get it."
66164, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,No way! If anything you’ve gotta let me win! My wife thinks I’m a wimp!
66165, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
66166, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Oh good.
66167, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Hey! 
66168, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!
66169, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,Again. Y’know what? I think we all did.
66170, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,You got it.
66171, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Monica,"I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things."
66172, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.
66173, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Oh yes you can. You just make the faces and the noises. 
66174, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
66175, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"Well, I’ll just ask for it back!"
66176, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Oh hey whoa-whoa, don’t worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing."
66177, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, give him a kiss for me!"
66178, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?"
66179, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Yeah. 
66180, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,"Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huh—Ooh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—No-no-no! Slutty Leatherface."
66181, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,I’ll try.
66182, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, has she slept at all?"
66183, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,"I don't know, umm…"
66184, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, I’ve done it for years. I actually stopped because I was so accurate. Y’know, and-and y’know, one of the great joys of life is it’s-it’s wondrous unpredictability. Y’know? And also tea tends to give me the trots."
66185, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! "
66186, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Rachel,"Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents."
66187, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!"
66188, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Actually, technically, I didn’t."
66189, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,Oo! You should have one of us do it!
66190, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,No.
66191, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,"Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a baby."
66192, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,Huh... huh... what a loser! Some more wine? 
66193, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Hi boots.
66194, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Ross,Okay.
66195, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,"Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?"
66196, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey," my parents, who’ve always been there for me. I’d also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel…"
66197, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]"
66198, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,Hmm-hmm. 
66199, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no! That really is nothing, she is very sexually aggressive."
66200, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Ross,"So I told Carl, ‘Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.’ But of course this went in one ear and out....."
66201, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!
66202, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Joey,Isn’t that great?
66203, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross?  cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean."
66204, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh thank you!  Can I have another one?
66205, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross,Later.
66206, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Rachel,"Well, it’s about time."
66207, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,Like what?
66208, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"Okay, hold on a sec."
66209, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel."
66210, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,That’s not totally true.
66211, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Rachel...
66212, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross, You’re welcome.
66213, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh!  Wow! You remember Joey?
66214, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe," No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?"
66215, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,Hey.
66216, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey,"Boy I tell ya, this little talent came in handy before I could afford porn."
66217, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Well, I don't know... I-It's... just the way you say it... I mean, you're funny... You have that funny thing. You're a funny guy! "
66218, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Hey!
66219, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, okay... good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you."
66220, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
66221, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,Noooo... Three Blind Mice goes like this... 
66222, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,No!
66223, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,I can’t answer that! Chandler’s my husband.
66224, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Well I’ve been playing it for like eight hours, it’ll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they’re dirty words."
66225, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go."
66226, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,"Don’t worry about me, I’m a robot! I’m just a machine!!"
66227, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Hey, I’m not interested in her sweater! It’s what’s underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who I’m going out with?"
66228, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Listen, while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelet or something...  Although actually I'm really not that hungry..."
66229, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Oh my God! Of course, of course.  Wh-what’s going on?"
66230, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Ohhh.
66231, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,"Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. . Can’t believe it's been a whole year!"
66232, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,I couldn't even if I wanted too.
66233, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,What?
66234, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma."
66235, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles around"
66236, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Scared me out of ever wanting to live with him.
66237, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Oh it’s always nicer to here than, ""Aw crap! You again!"""
66238, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, sorry. Yeah. "
66239, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"All right, get a room."
66240, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-"
66241, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,A vending machine?
66242, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I know! I know. You know what? I’m putting Ruth back on the table!
66243, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
66244, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Monica,Oh my God! You're water broke!
66245, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"You can’t tell, but I’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!"
66246, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Deal!
66247, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,"Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride."
66248, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,That’s right. The student has become the master.
66249, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Ayyyayyyy!
66250, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"My way?! You-you think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way- y'know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do-"
66251, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,I thought there wasn't a ball?
66252, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Rachel,"Oh, did you beat him at a board game? He turns into such a baby when he starts to lose."
66253, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Well, let’s see, it’s not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like y’know a bunch of y’know high school crap that nobody really gives y’know…"
66254, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
66255, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!"
66256, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,It might be kinda cool.
66257, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Phoebe,would you call this girl?  thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
66258, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"
66259, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,That's great.
66260, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler, That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
66261, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,Come on! I was there!  I know he's the love of your life.
66262, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,"I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square."
66263, Estelle's  Okay, is there anything else?,5,Joey,
66264, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,What?
66265, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"All right, and umm… "
66266, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"Still, I was quick as a cat."
66267, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? "
66268, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,What's wrong?
66269, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Wha-
66270, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,"Y’know what? The doctor will be in soon, why don’t we not speak until then."
66271, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,Hi!
66272, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I don’t know. Well maybe it’s just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I don’t know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. "
66273, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,"No, I know. But y’know what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me."
66274, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,"The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!"
66275, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Ross,"Just, y'know out."
66276, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,"So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me."
66277, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica, Hi.
66278, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,We said six!
66279, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello?  The same thing happened again!"
66280, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,I can’t do that either! The soles’ are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood.
66281, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, I'm off to talk to my unborn child."
66282, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,No I—Mona!
66283, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate."
66284, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay?  She-she-she's hurting me."
66285, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,Rachel said that!
66286, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Hey!
66287, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"Oh, that's because I had lunch with Rich—Me neither! Okay, what do I want now?"
66288, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,"Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. "
66289, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel, Really?!
66290, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe, You work with robots!!
66291, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,.....Hi.
66292, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the ""hot nanny""."
66293, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Monica,
66294, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,I’m the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!
66295, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Well who is this guy?! Huh? Who is he? ‘Cause I will track him down and kick his ass!
66296, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,Will you let the lady talk?!
66297, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel,"Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie."
66298, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, what, what happened here?!"
66299, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning."
66300, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Wow. Well, I guess it was Cupid who brought her here."
66301, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Yes! Very good.
66302, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,Nevermind.
66303, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Well, I think it’s ridiculous that you haven’t had sex in three and a half months."
66304, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
66305, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"Then, I might as well � . Not really sure what to do now."
66306, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Don’t start doing that. You can’t do that Rach, ‘cause then you’re gonna make me do that. "
66307, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,Come on! All the cool kids are eating ‘em! 
66308, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Fine with me!
66309, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,Gotcha. 
66310, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Rachel,What?!! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!
66311, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Show them to me!
66312, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Chandler,"No, it’s not like, like Phil Spiderman. He’s a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there’s no Gold Man."
66313, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,Hey.
66314, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Go! Go!
66315, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"No, it’s okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews."
66316,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Why?
66317, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area."
66318, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Uh, oh-ho bye."
66319, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two."
66320, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,So? What-what-what happened?
66321, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? It’s completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself."
66322, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, what do I smell?"
66323, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,How about those three pointers?
66324, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,I can’t even believe this! I really come off that badly?
66325, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break."
66326, Central Perk,,9,Monica,So you're gonna be gone four days a week?  No.
66327,,,4,Chandler,
66328, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed"
66329, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game."
66330, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Don’t do that.
66331, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you. Four would be great."
66332, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"I know, you must’ve won like a contest or something!"
66333, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"And the reason I'm doing this is because I am Joey's friend. And if you were a good friend, you'd be doing the same thing."
66334, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I wasn’t talking about his karma."
66335, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport."
66336, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe," Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!"
66337, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah I think I’m gonna find my own place."
66338, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"And! And, they’re gonna have a baby! "
66339, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?"
66340, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,Howdy.
66341, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"My god, Angela."
66342, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Ross,I'll do it! 
66343, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,
66344, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"So—Hey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?"
66345, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Wow!
66346, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept."
66347, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,
66348, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Okay.
66349, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,Oh wait... What bed did you say she was on?
66350, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Yeah, what is it?"
66351, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, most of it it's a place packed with confused angry baseball fans!"
66352, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,"No-no, why don’t you hang on to that one."
66353, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,Get out.
66354, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,Hey!
66355, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
66356, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before."
66357, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
66358, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,
66359, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler,
66360, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Rachel," Hey, what's-what's going on?!"
66361, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel, Hey Pheebs.
66362, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said."
66363, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
66364, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often."
66365, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Pff, easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says ""mom"" on his shovel-wielding arm!"
66366, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,…and then it got canceled.
66367, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"Well, are we all together? Like in a group?"
66368, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,Who cares? I repel women.
66369, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler,What’s wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?  No?
66370, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"No, I’m getting back down ‘cause she lives in Poughkeepsie. She seems really great, but she’s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away."
66371, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Alright, I want my monkey."
66372, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,"Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire…"
66373, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler," Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you."
66374, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, this is from your friend at work."
66375, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!"
66376, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica,"Alright, what was this sentence originally? "
66377, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,King?
66378, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler, They seem all right with it!
66379, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,Can we just start throwing things in?
66380, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets."
66381, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel, Huh ha ha!
66382, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,No.
66383, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Joey,"It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?"
66384, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,"Wha-a how about this Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?"
66385, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
66386, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Let’s roll!
66387, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,I was reliving it.
66388, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah I-I don’t-I don’t think I’m quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you."
66389, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,What?  Oh my God! She-she thinks we’re engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think we’re engaged?!
66390, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Did you not understand the story?
66391, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ross, don’t. Ross!"
66392, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Ohhh.
66393, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Chandler, can you give us a minute?"
66394, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Goodie! Thanks. So, how is it living with Rachel again? I mean, apart from the great food."
66395, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, of course Monica’s brother!"
66396, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,"I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all we’ve been through, I just—y’know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing."
66397, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Ross,"Take thee, Rachel... Emily."
66398, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, you—yeah, of course you get to be my best man."
66399, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,That's because I'm in front of them.
66400, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,"That’s so funny to think if you’d just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all."
66401, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"I am sorry, Ross."
66402, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Hi!
66403, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Open bar?
66404, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,Oh God. I'm so sorry.
66405, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"Look , I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have."
66406, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,"Okay, well I do know you."
66407, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey,No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
66408, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"Okay fine, now Ross…"
66409, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah. But I also believed her  when she said I was next.
66410, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica, Don’t say it!
66411, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,Really? Are you sure?
66412, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Okay.
66413, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,Heh?
66414, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,This isn't what I ordered! Man! Can anything go right in my life?! First my marriage falls apart and then…
66415, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit."
66416, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,I knew you didn't get a 1400!
66417, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Chandler,"Oh my God! If you say that one more time, I’m gonna break up with you!"
66418, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Ok, careful."
66419, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,I can come back.
66420, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,ok I can't do this.
66421, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
66422, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Take it back!
66423, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,"And of course, crotchless panties."
66424, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Chandler,What’s wrong with you?
66425, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Joey, Looks like someone IS the ladies!!
66426, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Phoebe,But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
66427, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross, It was a hug!
66428, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,Saraaah.
66429, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here."
66430, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"If you get a second, find out where she got that cheeseburger."
66431, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Doesn’t he?
66432, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler," He took my joke, he took it."
66433, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,What’s the matter?
66434, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Honey, there’s a reason."
66435, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe, You have... have a girlfriend?
66436, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,I thought you could use the help.
66437, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"I know!  Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!"
66438, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey.
66439, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Oh, would you let it go already?! You’re fine!"
66440, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,Suzie? 
66441, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"Aw, Mon..."
66442, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?"
66443, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,Excuse me? He doesn’t even know what he’s doing!
66444, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Yeah.
66445, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh......hi."
66446, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Chandler,"Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?"
66447, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
66448, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Chandler,Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
66449, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,What about my cab?
66450, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes."
66451, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Rachel,Go get back on that case honey!
66452, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Chandler,Okay.  You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!
66453, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Ohh! That’s so sweet of you! Oh yum!  Did you put pickles on this?
66454, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,Really?
66455, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel,What?!
66456, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler, That's the perfect amount!
66457, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,All right. 
66458, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,That’s weird.
66459, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Ross,"But-but, if you don’t love this, we’ll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it’s fine, whatever you want."
66460, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross, GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
66461, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,But the audition’s in a couple hours and I don’t even understand the game.
66462, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I guess it is.  So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her."
66463, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Fat?!
66464, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Doing great! Yes-yes-yes! Take control! Yes!
66465, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,"Uh, does it hurt?"
66466, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta... OK, I'll see you later. "
66467, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
66468, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Ross,"Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen."
66469, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",3,Monica, I’m in the shower!
66470, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess!"
66471, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,"Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?"
66472, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,Whoa!
66473, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Joey, I can’t do that!"
66474, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,"Ahh Pheebs, you know you’re still my number one girl."
66475, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,So I really never get to win anymore?
66476, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,"Oh, that's really ok."
66477, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"And it’s not fake, it’s totally brutal."
66478, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so..."
66479, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Honestly? Me too.
66480, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,"Well, maybe you’re right—She made fun of my phone pen!"
66481, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Rachel,Phoe-be!!
66482, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Chandler, We're very happy for you.
66483, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,You're welcome.
66484, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,They were threefold.
66485, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,Huh?
66486, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Santa? Really?
66487, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Okay.  Every time.
66488, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,Ok!  Ow!
66489, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,Done!
66490, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,I really think they’re out of rooms.
66491, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,I think that’s gum.
66492, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Joey,Great nap.
66493, Central Perk,,9,Chandler, She does?
66494, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?"
66495, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!"
66496, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
66497, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummie. I taught this ""massage-yourself-at-home-workshop."" And they are."
66498, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"All right, we’ll start with…apples."
66499, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Yeah, and-and thank you for Emily."
66500, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Joey,Check it out.  How much of a man am I?!
66501, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"Yeah, there you go!"
66502, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright."
66503, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,It's a great idea. 
66504, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
66505, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel,"Uh... yeah, why?"
66506, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,Are you guys gonna be okay?
66507, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, I did not have sex."
66508, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Wow! Huh?  Mac Macaveli, Private Investigator!"
66509, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!"
66510, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe,Wait a minute. What's his name?
66511, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! 
66512, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,Joe...
66513, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad."
66514, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,"So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!"
66515, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa!  Joey, do they know that we know?"
66516, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"All right. Uhh, okay. Our first contestant is Ross Geller. Why don’t you tell us a little something about you Ross?"
66517, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,"Yeah, no, me neither."
66518, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross," That’s great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!"
66519, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica,Hi.
66520, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,I’d really prefer a mountain bike.
66521, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,What?
66522, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,
66523, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"Well, thanks, we like him."
66524, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Phoebe,Okay. 
66525, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Come on! 
66526, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this."
66527, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,Hey!
66528, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Yes, but in Drake Remoray’s body.  Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!"
66529, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her."
66530, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey!
66531, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Okay.
66532, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?"
66533, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,So what are you gonna do?
66534, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesn’t show up!
66535, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Hey! Where have you been?
66536, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,"Come on, they're gonna love you."
66537, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler, I'll do it.
66538, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Hey, I’m back!"
66539, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,"Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I’ve never been able to cry as an actor, so if I’m in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna convey that I’ve just done something evil. That would be the basic ‘I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it’  And that’s how it’s done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed."
66540, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
66541, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!"
66542, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Joey,"Ooh, very official."
66543, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Monica,"I pick you, Phoebe."
66544, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica, Nooooo. You’re really not going?
66545, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey,"""You knew this all along and you never told me? You never told me? I can never forgive you, I can never forgive myself, I have nothing to live for – Bang – End Scene!"""
66546, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Phoebe,"No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave."
66547, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,And did he?
66548, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,"Honey, umm I-I love you,  Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, we’re only gonna get married once."
66549, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,Do you think he’ll ever forgive me?
66550, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right.  It’s oddly unsettling.
66551, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Joey,It’s the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
66552, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,Don’t touch me!
66553, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,Richard!
66554, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,What?!
66555, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, thank you for meeting with me."
66556, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.
66557, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther."
66558, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler, Hello children!
66559, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"We don’t want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle."
66560, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,Why not?
66561, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Are you kiddin’? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, she’s got this crazy temper. She—She’s not standing right behind me is she?"
66562, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?
66563, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her."
66564, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?"
66565, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"Oh, I kinda was, wasn’t I?"
66566, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?"
66567, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Joey, Havin' some trouble?
66568, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Who says you can’t get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back?
66569, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action.
66570, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Rachel,No!
66571, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
66572, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,Good for you Pheebs!
66573, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,"No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time."
66574, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,I am not horsing around okay? I am Porsching around.
66575, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,She is so hot!
66576, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you. "
66577, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
66578, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Miracle!
66579, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Because, because I’ve got Ben."
66580, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Oh. What’s wrong with Ross?
66581, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh, y’know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel."
66582, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,I don’t know! But it’s the same!
66583, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica, Hey!
66584, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"Yeah, which she probably stole from some cheerleader."
66585, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,It’s my new apothecary table!
66586, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,"Look, it’s my wedding day okay? If you were getting married I would never do anything to upset you."
66587, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,"$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?"
66588, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Phoebe, I thought you said you know what you’re doing?"
66589, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica," Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too To Monica. And none of this ""best wishes"" crap. I want ""love""."
66590, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Ross, Dude!
66591, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"I won’t date. I’ll uh, I’ll be here, with you, all the time."
66592, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,That was the adoption agency...
66593, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Ross,What was with the dishes?
66594, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,I can’t believe she cracked your code!
66595, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,"And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! "
66596, Rachel's office,,3,Ross,"All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!"
66597, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh!  Ok, um, ok, um,"
66598, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite..."
66599, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
66600, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,You’re kidding! And he plays rugby?! That’s so funny.  Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
66601, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him."
66602, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon."
66603, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’ll be waiting for you, just come up when you’re done."
66604, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it."
66605, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Well no, I’m just in a coma. This must mean I have lines!  Oh…"
66606, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Phoebe,We're on our honeymoon.
66607, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job."
66608, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe, Thank you.
66609, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,I’m sorry! It was a reflex!
66610, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example."
66611, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Yes, please!  So, what's going on?"
66612, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,We’ve got a box. 
66613, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,You okay?
66614, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,But you-you can’t leave me with them! We-we’re a team! We’re playing a zone! They’re gonna triple team me!
66615, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"All right, I’ll see you tonight."
66616, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Phoebe,Yes!
66617, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Well, I think so."
66618, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,Oh Ross.
66619, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica, Oh no no no no!
66620, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"Bread, so you never go hungry."
66621, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,What?! Oh.
66622, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,I had to go with the odds Rach.
66623, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,Hey!
66624, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
66625, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,Yeah!
66626, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Haha!
66627, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic."
66628, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Hi.
66629, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around.  And across the lake I saw…a beautiful woman…bathing herself…but she was crying…"
66630, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Hey!
66631, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica, Really?
66632, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Okay.
66633, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,Okay. 
66634, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Ross,"I love it, when we share."
66635, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,An hour.
66636, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Chandler,And that’s the only colour that comes in.
66637, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Yeah! I know! It was. Oh… the only sad thing is I wasn’t around when it happened for the first time.
66638, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross,What are you doing here?!
66639, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?"
66640, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Phoebe,Thank y... 
66641, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Yeah.
66642, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Joey,I know
66643, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,So he likes to break stuff.
66644, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,
66645, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,I do?
66646, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!"
66647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots."
66648, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why."
66649, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldn’t mind letting you go first."
66650, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel, Kate Miller?
66651, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party."
66652, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,‘Okay. 
66653, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Ross,...Chandler!
66654, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... "
66655, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,
66656, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God…  Come and knock on my door…
66657, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Why don’t we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
66658, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,Hmm?
66659, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. 
66660, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Phoebe,"Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent."
66661, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica’s!
66662, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"Oh, you're... "
66663, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel," I'm sorry, that's not funny."
66664, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,You said the baby.
66665, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Yeah, save it for the cab, okay."
66666, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,"Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it."
66667, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!
66668, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Ross,"You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?"
66669, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"Yeah, it really was!"
66670, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"So, like, you guys all have jobs?"
66671, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,You still on that?
66672, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,New York.
66673, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Yeah, right! What was last time he met a submission deadline for an abstract  Well, why are you laughing?"
66674, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Joey,"He said ""erectus""!"
66675, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler, I thought we had them!
66676, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"All right, look I’m just gonna unplug it."
66677, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Joey, Hey.
66678, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler, What’s wrong?
66679, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face.  Oh, I'm out."
66680, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,What time?
66681, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica, Hi!
66682, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,"See, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I’m only planning on doing this once. So, uh y’know, maybe this is selfish and I’m sorry about it, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that."
66683, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler, Were you there?
66684, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!"
66685, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,So he likes to break stuff.
66686, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,Oh what’s the matter? Are you scared?
66687, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,You bought the beach house when I was 23!
66688, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Chandler,"Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone!!! "
66689, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Joey,Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.
66690, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for."
66691, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice."
66692, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,But…
66693, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,And that’s Wednesday.  Ohh.
66694, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"Yeah, that's a big step."
66695, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"whhh wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?"
66696, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler," Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?"
66697, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,What?
66698, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,So you didn’t leave the bank?
66699, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,No way! It’s mine!!
66700, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Well ah, you wanna just stay out there?"
66701, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,What?!
66702, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,"Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!"
66703, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?"
66704, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute!  Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?"
66705, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"Okay. It's not different at all, is it?"
66706, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Ooh.
66707, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Yeah.
66708, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Well then get it, get it!"
66709, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Well, I’m gonna lie to you Joey, it’s a possibility."
66710, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Want a wedding dress?   Hardly used.
66711, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Monica,Not at these prices.
66712, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Where the hell have you been?!
66713, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,"All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for Rachel—Damnit!"
66714, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!"
66715, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
66716, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe,"Oh my God, what's it doing here?"
66717, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,I don't want a cat!
66718, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,That’s not fair! I can’t do that.
66719, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Shut up.
66720, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Chandler,And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
66721, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,Damn!
66722, the hallway," Monica is coming up the stairs,",3,Monica,Hi.
66723, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,"Still… this is amazing… Oh my god, thank you, Phoebe. "
66724, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe,"It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. "
66725, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel, Ohh. So you raised her all on your own?
66726, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Promise to call me when you land.
66727, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Monica,I think you're better than you think you are.
66728, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy."
66729, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, which museum?"
66730, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Can I adopt you?
66731, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,Hey!! Hey-hey-hey!
66732, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Y’know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies…"
66733, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Monica,"Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves."
66734, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Joey,What?
66735, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?"
66736, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay?"
66737, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Joey,Pheebs! You’re blocking the porn! Look out!
66738, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Yeah!
66739, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"I’m kind, caring, and sweet. What’s Monica like?"
66740, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,Morning!
66741, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Chandler,Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.
66742,,,2,Monica,
66743, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Joey,How do you know about that story?!
66744, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. "
66745, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,Old?
66746, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"It's ""Ride of the Valkyries"" from ""Apocalypse Now""... See, here's the thing The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!"
66747, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
66748, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"All right that’s it, school is in session! "
66749, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? "
66750, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,Not following you.
66751, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?"
66752, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, I need a date! "
66753, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.
66754, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Nothing, there's nothing wrong with you."
66755, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"No. All right, y’know what, she’s  gonna think that I’m handing you a credit card, but what I’m really gonna do is hand you a library card."
66756, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Yeah
66757, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,"Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation."
66758, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Wow! Talking about high maintenance
66759, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,I don't really care about the Knicks.
66760, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Monica,No! You don’t know the system! There’ll be nobody messing with the system!
66761, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
66762, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Sorry.
66763, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,Oh my good God.
66764, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Well what is it? What is it? If it’s gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it."
66765, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are."
66766, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"Y'know, about what happened with us."
66767, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, I'm gonna go too. I'm gonna go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended."
66768, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Well, not playing raquetball!"
66769, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,Oh that’s great!
66770, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,Really?!
66771, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,What?!
66772, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,I know!!
66773, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me.  Okay, here’s the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, here’s her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?"
66774, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Monica,"It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!"
66775, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Yeah. I understand. I understand.  Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first!"
66776, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Why would we do that?
66777, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,I’m gonna hang this basket  on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
66778, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Joey," If you don't do it, I will."
66779, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Joey,"Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something."
66780, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,Oh yeah he's too cute to be straight.
66781, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel, Hey!
66782, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,How much did I love The King and I? 
66783, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Ross,You got me a cola drink?
66784, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,What's going on?
66785, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,…I would just like to say that Joey truly has enriched the days of our lives.
66786, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"No that's just me coughing!  Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room."
66787, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,"Okay, well, we won that one."
66788, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,How are you?
66789, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Joey, Morning.
66790, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Yeah? I was good at the stuff huh?
66791, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Monica,"Well, that's it. Everything's packed."
66792, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know what though you guys? I really appreciate that but I think I’m just gonna take Sebastian to the charity."
66793, The Hospital," Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive,   They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney,",1,Monica,"Yes?  ..yes, she is."
66794, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!
66795, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends?"
66796, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Wow. Okay, I don’t know how to talk to you."
66797, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,Do you not know each other?
66798, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Well isn’t it better that I exchanged it for something that I enjoy and that I can get a lot of use out of?
66799, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?"
66800, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,"This place is really my Grandmother’s.  I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, I’m 87 year old woman, who’s afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?"
66801, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey, You're not the same!
66802, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,That would be great. Thank you.
66803, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Joey,Yeah.
66804, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Chandler,"Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now."
66805, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,Ah.  Chandler Bing.
66806, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,
66807, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,You are not going to believe what I did today!
66808, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"Oh, ha-ha-ha! Ooh! Wait a minute, I used to get medical experiments down on me all the time!"
66809, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Monica,"Oh no, wait! Joey!"
66810, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,"Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit."
66811, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Hey!
66812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,"No honey, I’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet."
66813, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,"Right. Look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope  "
66814, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,What?
66815, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Well, if you don’t want your mother to move in with you, just tell her."
66816, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,Oh damn the jellyfish. Damn all the jellyfish!
66817, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
66818, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler,Twenty percent is a pretty generous tip Joe.
66819, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,Phoebe!
66820, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Joey,"I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. "
66821, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Oh come on!
66822, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,Nooo!!
66823, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds."
66824, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Rach, you can’t look fat in an x-ray."
66825, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, oh, but I just keep picturing you rolling around with him with your cowboy boots in the air..."
66826, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Phoebe,"Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."
66827, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"Oh, okay! "
66828, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Are you kidding?!
66829, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Chandler,"Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky."
66830, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,"Sure, you guys don’t have this problem, you’re made of wood.  Hey!"
66831, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Okay! All right, I'll see ya.  We got it! We got it!"
66832, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Okay, here I go."
66833, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
66834, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps."
66835, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel, Oh my God! My dog died!
66836, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Hey, where’d you get that?"
66837, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees."
66838, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,"Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!"
66839, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Hey!
66840, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! 
66841, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?"
66842, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Oh, and Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway."
66843, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,What?!
66844, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,"Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality."
66845, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"I’m so worried about him, y’know?"
66846, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel, Whatever happened to just singing for no reason? Huh?
66847, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,Yeah! What have you got to lose? Y’know you might even end up with someone really special  if you pick my guy.
66848, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,"Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me."
66849, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,It’s not that bad.
66850, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,"I thought you paid.  Ha, guess we won’t be going back there!"
66851, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are sitting at one of the high tables,",9,Joey,"You know, ah, I’ve been thinking about this and I gotta tell ya, it’s not my fault. It’s a natural instinct."
66852, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.
66853, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,"Okay, I’ll be up in,  18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting."
66854, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Shh!  Hey, uh, did you just feel that?"
66855, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!"
66856, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,"Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here."
66857, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Didn’t you spend last night at Joey’s?
66858, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Ross,"Ah, we’ll all go. "
66859, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?
66860, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Joey,"OK, listen I’ve been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? It’s a show, but we’re just dancing, OK? It’s no big deal. The important thing to remember – stay cool."
66861, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Okay, Phoebe just-just get-get on the bike and—Hey! I’ll hold you up and-and push you. Okay?"
66862, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry!
66863, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Mhuh, guys, that means the world to me. Huh, nkay, I�m gonna take off."
66864, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel, What?! Are you crazy?
66865, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,What?
66866, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh…Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
66867, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night."
66868, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Ross,"Okay, okay, I’ll tell ‘em it wasn’t Chandler who got high. Now who should I say it was?"
66869, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey, My chair heels itself.
66870, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Chandler,"Well, I didn’t do anything. I didn’t want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom."
66871, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"We've been driving for a half-hour, and you haven't looked at the road once."
66872, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,"Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer."
66873, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,They sent me today’s script! They never send the script!
66874, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis."
66875, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!"
66876, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,Please. This is so your fault.
66877, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,All right!
66878, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Monica, Rachel's at work.
66879, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Ah, we’re out. I sold them all."
66880, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,So I’m thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
66881, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,You're not gonna like it.
66882, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?"
66883, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Hey, uh, you can ignore that."
66884, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
66885, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Stop it Chandler.  I’m sorry too.
66886, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,"Please, make sure she comes. It’s really important to me, I mean it’s my mom!"
66887, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,OH MY GOD!!!
66888, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Phoebe, You betcha!
66889, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,Sure.
66890, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
66891, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Where you going?
66892, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't."
66893, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you so much!  Okay."
66894, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.
66895, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,B-bye!
66896, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,"Oh my God, I can’t believe this! Y’know, I thought…I thought you were a good guy."
66897, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,"Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?"
66898, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Yes.
66899, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe it's because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.
66900, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Guess!
66901, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, You are having a party tonight??
66902, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, ""Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."""
66903, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Space is filled with orbiting children.  Look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you won’t regret it."
66904, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?
66905, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Monica,"Ross, just forget about it. This guy’s got you totally wedged in."
66906, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Ross,What?!
66907, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, you got a couple hours?"
66908, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel,"She’s steaming her dress, why? What’s up?"
66909, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"Oh, my pleasure."
66910, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,Not even on page 7?
66911, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler, That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
66912, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Hey, Joey."
66913, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?"
66914, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"What should I wear, now I’m all nervous."
66915, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Oh, wait yes, but I can’t eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned."
66916, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Then you’re not invited. 
66917, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office."
66918, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,
66919, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Rachel,I think I'm gonna take off. 
66920, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Uh-huh.
66921, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey, Can I come?! I won’t even talk! You’ll just hear the noise from my video camera.
66922, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant——It’s because I am."
66923, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey," Ah, it’s beautiful."
66924, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'."
66925, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,Oh...
66926, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey,"Oh, yeah."
66927, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,"A-Allright, well... I'll call the cab company."
66928, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,
66929, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross," Hi, is Rachel there?"
66930, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Well, ultimately, I was trying y'know, I-I wanted…tell him y'know, that I'm still in love with him."
66931, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,It’s a rug. 
66932, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel..."
66933, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel, Uh-huh... right... yeah...
66934, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Where I don’t want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
66935, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,Ooh. 
66936, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,"Well, just wake him up!"
66937, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,I got it!
66938, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe," Hey, were the hell have you been?!"
66939, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,Because it’s weird!
66940, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Monica,"I know, it is isn’t it?"
66941, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Relax! It’s not like it’s Citizen Kane!
66942, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,Higher or lower than what?
66943, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me."
66944, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Oh yeah?
66945, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Done!
66946, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,I just wanna say that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a seperate person...
66947, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross, Thank God.
66948, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,I don't know. I mean I have plenty of opportunity. Just just now there were some women at the coffee house smiled at me.
66949, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,"Yeah sure, iced tea would be great."
66950, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,Let's celebrate with some maple candy!
66951, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Ok, Ok, Pheebs..."
66952, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Really? Do you not know Chandler?
66953, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!"
66954, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,What about the second minister we meet with? I kinda liked him.
66955, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Chandler,What about things that are already gold?
66956, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you."
66957, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey,Maybe we should check the trash chute.
66958, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Okay enough! This is, this is not going to happen."
66959, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Hide my rings.
66960, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Joey,We’ll be there.
66961, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Well, I tried, but then he had a shampoo related emergency. So I guess now it's your turn again."
66962, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh really? She said she wants to go away with you?
66963, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"All right... Oh, Emma loves him!"
66964, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay? We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in their."
66965, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Yeah!
66966, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Joey,"What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!"
66967, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica,"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey."
66968, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,All right.
66969, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!"
66970, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,Great! Roomie!
66971, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey," Alright, alright. I'm around. Go ahead."
66972, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross, Me neither.
66973, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,Monica knows.
66974, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Heeeyy! Hey!
66975, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,"Hey, divorced men are not bad men!"
66976, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I’ll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
66977, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
66978, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,Yes!!
66979, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldn’t give to be that can of  condensed milk."
66980, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Check the freezer. If there’s none in there, then we’re probably out. Are you just getting in from work? It’s late."
66981, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her."
66982, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah so, Tuesday?"
66983, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!"
66984, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Making her a mixed tape?
66985, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No they don’t!!!  Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!
66986, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,Hey.
66987, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,What's up?!
66988, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah!"
66989, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"No, you didn’t!"
66990, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"That’s still yours. Okay, now remember it’s a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised."
66991, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late."
66992, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?"
66993, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?"
66994, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth JLL GDCR.
66995, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,Yeah! You bet roomy!
66996, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. "
66997, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Joey," I’m not going anywhere, sweetheart."
66998, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,"Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long."
66999, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Hey Joe did… Did you ever have a threesome?
67000, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No problem, ok, mmmwa "
67001, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Anything?
67002, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Have you kissed her yet? It’s awesome! I could do it forever! Y’know what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
67003, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, Show me the badge again.
67004, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Hey, how are you feelin’? Any morning sickness?"
67005, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,"Please, what about you and Chandler?"
67006, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Hey Pheebs!  Hey!
67007, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girl’s bodies, waking up next to people you don’t even know…"
67008, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Pheebs, what about you?"
67009, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Thank you! That’s what I keep saying.
67010, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,"Well, they wanna see me again this afternoon, but, err, well, Lennart Haze did not like me.  "
67011, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,"Well, there is an Arby’s in the shape of a tee-pee."
67012, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey, That's the fastest I have ever thought!
67013, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Why not?
67014, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,
67015, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,Yeah!
67016, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross," So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?"
67017, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Ross,What—why?
67018, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,"Well, I’m so confused as to what we’ve been doing so far…"
67019, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,"Thank you soo, much."
67020, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,I think it could be kind of great!
67021, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey! Chef Geller! Y’know that little speech you made the other day? Well I got a problem with it!
67022, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"Yeah? Joey really knows his art, huh?"
67023, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,No.
67024, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log."
67025, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,Okay!  Oh man! Don’t tell me I did this!
67026, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe?! Wait a—but-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup."
67027, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,We should go.
67028, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,"Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her."
67029, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
67030, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Okay.
67031, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,What-what are you doing?
67032, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel, What?
67033, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Chandler,"It feels like we’re cheating on our house. And if we’re gonna cheat, shouldn’t it be with like a hot, younger house, that does stuff that our house won’t do?"
67034, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,I can’t have any. You know I don’t eat meat.  Ohhh no.
67035, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,Look at this! 
67036, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, y'know what? I'm-I'm gonna meet you upstairs in a minute."
67037, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross," Wait a minute... when you guys walked into the Met, did you go to the right?"
67038, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, don’t freak out. I’ll go."
67039, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,"Yes, include more people in this."
67040, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Hey.
67041, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Who the hell is this guy?",8,Joey,
67042, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"What are you, what are you doing here?"
67043, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,What?
67044, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,You don’t play the oboe!
67045, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Monica,"It’s very interesting, Phoebe."
67046, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Well maybe we just take that one away. 
67047, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Never had that dream.
67048, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Chandler,Toootal chick-flick.
67049, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!"
67050, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again."
67051, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,What-wh-what so we’ll just stay married forever?!
67052, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Chandler," So, you feel like a dad yet?"
67053, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,So what are you doing bringing her here?! There’s people here!
67054, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,"Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?"
67055, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Ahhhh!
67056, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Hey! How’d it go?
67057, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris…Holy cow, that’s a big word. Trisc… Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?"
67058, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful."
67059, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Chandler,"Tonight, on a very special Blossom."
67060, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Phoebe,"Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture."
67061, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,We do not have one of those signs.
67062, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh, I don’t watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, y’know?"
67063, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Marc- oh, this is ridiculous! We've been all over the neighbourhood. He's gone, he's-he's just gone."
67064, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Oh, ahh, go to the window. I’m wanna run down to the truck and show you something."
67065, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, we'll talk at dinner."
67066, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Forget it! Okay, I’m not giving up the apartment."
67067, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
67068, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Hop in.  Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life.
67069, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"And  to you too, Helen."
67070, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,We know about your party Joey.
67071, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Do you want me to be afraid of you?
67072, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Monica,"Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could-  -I'd want yours."
67073, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Rachel,Oh!
67074, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,"Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird."
67075, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey,"Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!"
67076, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, But you don't remember sleeping with her.
67077, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Phoebe,"I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!"
67078, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,"Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay."
67079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
67080, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,But are you sure you can do this?
67081, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Phoebe,"Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time."
67082, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?"
67083, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!"
67084, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Rachel,Rachel! I'll just call her back.
67085, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,What?! Are you kidding?!
67086, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,"So, what do you think?"
67087, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,All right.
67088, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Amy! Hi! Oh-oh-hoh!  Wow! You remember Joey?
67089, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!"
67090, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,"Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!"
67091, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Let me see! Show them!
67092, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,I do.
67093, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"No, I’m not! And it wasn’t a hop it was a pademarie."
67094, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,What?
67095, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,Okay.
67096, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse."
67097, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Ross,Okay!! Okay!!
67098, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion."
67099, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"Ross, it is 100 degrees outside. For the first time in weeks, I am somewhat comfortable."
67100, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,I know!
67101, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, I…I just think you don’t expect someone so hot to be so sweet."
67102, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey,"It’s just I can’t because my manager said I…  ""Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie…"
67103, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? "
67104, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,Oh-A.
67105, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,How are you?
67106, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross,"Come on, I’m your older brother, ask me!"
67107, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,Rachel?
67108, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever."
67109, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,Boys? We're going in.
67110, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,You look good.
67111, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,
67112, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,"Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order."
67113, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you."
67114, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"I know, it's great!"
67115, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Rachel,"No. No, you can’t."
67116, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross, Ok...
67117, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me. "
67118, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,"It’s from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y’know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe."
67119, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,What you do mean?
67120, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Ross, So we…we both wanted to.
67121, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Me too. Rachel.
67122, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monica’s guest towels?
67123, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,"Oh, that's really ok."
67124, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Chandler,"Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times he’s wrong."
67125, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,"No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are."
67126, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Joey, Dude! He's right there!
67127, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,Yeah! Good for you Joe!
67128, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"..You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?"
67129, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Then it's okay! 
67130, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,Hi! Hi Ben!
67131, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, give it to me."
67132, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Consider Casey.
67133, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Which is why Asteroids is perfect! It’s the oldest game!
67134, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Well I-I-I’m not moving.
67135, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,That cup is mine!
67136, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,Oh! 
67137, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,I don’t know Rach.
67138, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance."
67139, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,Hey! How’d the audition go?
67140, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I’m related to Monica. How is she?
67141, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Chandler,"Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death ."
67142, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,"But I’m a professional! And I’m really good! Look, if you’re uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?"
67143, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,Hello! Here we go!
67144, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Monica,Hey-hey.
67145, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
67146, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,Yeah.
67147, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
67148, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,So we do Supergirl.
67149, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey, What's going on?
67150, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you’ve got to pull yourself together! Monica can’t see you like this! Then she’ll know something’s wrong!"
67151, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Ben, its Rachel!  But whatever."
67152, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
67153, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe," That's off, right?"
67154, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,Okay.  I am so hot!
67155, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,
67156, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey," Hi uh, I’m Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I’d like to donate some fluids."
67157, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!"
67158, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,We were playing a game.
67159, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"Oh well, that, that makes it not terrible."
67160, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
67161, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel."
67162, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Okay. Here’s the thing.
67163, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe, Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
67164, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Oh, here’s that trench-coat that you wanted."
67165, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,"Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!"
67166, Central Perk,,10,Ross,No.
67167, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,What's wrong?
67168, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross, Oh my God! Rachel Green?
67169, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,I’d seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
67170, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are."
67171, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,Are you drunk?!
67172, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
67173, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted!"
67174, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
67175, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,Nooooo! Being funny is your thing!
67176, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Good night.
67177, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Rachel,Hi sweetie!
67178, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know I-I don’t know where he is."
67179, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,NOW!!!!!!!! 
67180, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,But you would have so much fun and you have a really nice voice.
67181, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get."
67182, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,Emily’s straight.
67183, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,I know!  I know!  I know!
67184, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay."
67185, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
67186, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean."
67187, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler," Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person."
67188, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,"That’s right, exactly. ."
67189, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,I love you more!
67190, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Monica, Here you go sweetie.
67191, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Me too.
67192, Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it, He's ugly, He's naked, And he's holding a huge jumbo soda,",5,Ross,"Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and  I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it."
67193, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
67194, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see."
67195, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,Ohh—Do you think he will?!
67196, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,What... what you working on?
67197, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar."
67198, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Chandler,Yeah.... she's not so cute.
67199, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Hey!
67200, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Monica, What are you guys doing here?
67201, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,"Oh my God, is that still..."
67202, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Joey,"I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex."
67203, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,Chocolate-chip pancakes!
67204, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"Oh, that looks great! Good ordering!"
67205, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"Richard's living room, drinking wine."
67206, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,I think I might know what this is about.
67207, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,You have a line down your face.
67208, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica, I can't believe you did that.
67209, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,How are you ever going to sell this place?
67210, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, I’m gonna go get Frank. "
67211, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. "
67212, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Ross,What thing?
67213, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,He’s coming over! He’s coming over!
67214, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?"
67215, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"All right, that makes sense. "
67216, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica,"There it is. Joey, what are you doing?"
67217, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me...."
67218, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, she's..."
67219, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,"But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster [1] is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus..."
67220, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,What?
67221, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Monica, Hello?
67222, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah!"
67223, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Unless! Unless umm, okay I-I would be willing to go to the concert, umm, all the while thinking about the children of course."
67224, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, I gotta go. "
67225, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times."
67226, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,Monica? Monica!
67227, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,Aren’t you just a tinsy bit curious?
67228, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,Huh. All right.
67229, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Yeah. Yeah.
67230, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,"Hey, guess what I’m doing tonight."
67231, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,"Uh,  wow, 700."
67232, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving."
67233, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,All right! I want my key back!
67234, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Monica,Let’s take a walk. 
67235, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,"Well, I figured we’re in another country, so it doesn’t count."
67236, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Congratulations! I didn’t want to say anything in front of Joey ‘cause I didn’t know if he knew yet.
67237, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,Yes!
67238, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
67239, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,Rach?
67240, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,So it’s looks like we’re the first ones here.
67241, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Ugh, I hate this year!"
67242,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,What?
67243, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha."
67244, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it."
67245, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,I need juice! People need juice!!
67246, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Ross,We have to stop them before something happens!
67247, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Uh.... its Emma.
67248, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant."
67249, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. "
67250, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,HEY! Mike called were going out again! YAY! YAY! 
67251, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail..."
67252, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,I don't know. The left one.
67253, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,Yeah.
67254, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And I’m not just saying this because I’m your friend, I’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s the truth. You’re food is abysmal!"
67255, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler, One more game?
67256, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone."
67257, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,So I can do it?
67258, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,All right!
67259, DOOL set,,9,Joey,He slept with you and then never called you.
67260, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate,",3,Chandler,"Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?"
67261, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,How come you are?!
67262, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,"Well I tell ya, I should probably buy a place in the city first.  And I just got what you meant again—That is—I tell ya, that is a tricky one!"
67263, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I don't know! You'll tell us on Monday!
67264, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,What?
67265, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra."
67266, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?"
67267, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!"
67268, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. "
67269, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Hey.
67270, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I know, I do. I really do."
67271, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"No, you know what, I think you should go."
67272, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Ha! My point!
67273, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,An egg?
67274, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,I’m gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.
67275, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,No.
67276, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,"There’s a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you!  Ohh, God!"
67277, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,You came?!
67278, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Oh !
67279, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Chandler,If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. 
67280, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey,"Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, ""Hey, how you doin’?"""
67281, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,"Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad."
67282, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,Oh.
67283, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what? Why don’t we think about changes we can make in the living room?"
67284, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,Why not?
67285, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Bye-bye!
67286, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean!  So, just tell me the truth!"
67287, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague."
67288, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go."
67289, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,She did WHAT?
67290, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!"
67291, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler, I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
67292, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,And listen to this... 
67293, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Chandler,This coming from the man who couldn’t split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
67294, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,Yeah. Sure. 
67295, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
67296, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey, You didn’t cry when Bambi’s mother died?
67297, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler, What happened? I’m just eating candy.
67298, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Okay. 
67299, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys!  Judy! Bye."
67300, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,They put that in.
67301, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm fine.  I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr."
67302, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel, Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
67303, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
67304, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel," Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow."
67305, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"No, no, Dad, I was just wondering."
67306, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,All right. Bye bye.
67307, Central Perk," Joey is getting Phoebe some coffee,",7,Joey,Here you go.
67308, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,When I got married you slept with my sister.
67309, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,It’s not?
67310, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Oh, damn it!"
67311, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
67312, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,Hey.
67313, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m a little busy here Paul.
67314, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Chandler?
67315, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Okay.
67316, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"I don’t care, this is our apartment! And they stole—you stole it—our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I’m getting back right now!"
67317, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go."
67318, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Oh I got it!!  Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!
67319, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, and I’m sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that’s very rare."
67320, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!"
67321, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it."
67322, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"OK, turn around.  I just don't want you staring at me when I'm doing this."
67323, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.
67324, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler,"Oh, well someone left this . This is yours?"
67325, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,"Uhh, 11!"
67326, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"No, yeah, we never find them! She's always best at us, that wily... minx."
67327, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Then we took a walk down to Bendall's, and I told him not to, but he got me a little bottle of Chanel..."
67328, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Oooh, I wish she could stay here, but Chandler is allergic!"
67329, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Lilly's dead. 
67330, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone."
67331, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Yeah! It’s an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
67332, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Y’know, it’s interesting! Most people think that’s made with seawater, when in fact—"
67333, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,I don't think they saw us.
67334, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
67335, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,An hour.
67336, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, woo!"
67337, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
67338, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Nobody wants to do it? All right, I’ll do it myself."
67339, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel," Oh, that's crazy!"
67340, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, bye."
67341, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Marc- oh, this is ridiculous! We've been all over the neighbourhood. He's gone, he's-he's just gone."
67342, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?"
67343, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,"Okay, you come up with an idea."
67344, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Rachel,"Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming."
67345, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,It’s mine.
67346, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Ross,What are you doing?
67347, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do?"
67348, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her  and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you."
67349, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
67350, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!"
67351, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store."
67352, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,Uh Joey...
67353, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,Oke-dokey. 
67354, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,"Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?"
67355, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,"But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig."
67356, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it?
67357, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Phoebe,"Well, if you must know I have written 14 books. And as I am the only one who has read them, I can tell you that they all have been very well received."
67358, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,What are you talking about?
67359, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,You're my friend. I-I had to tell you.
67360, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,Hi.
67361, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Chandler,You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
67362, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
67363, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,Wait. Why was he yelling at her? He’s the one who slept with someone else.
67364, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,What happened? What happened?
67365, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,"Yeah, I’ll have a scotch…"
67366, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
67367,,,2,Phoebe,
67368, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,What’s wrong Mon?
67369, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,"Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And there’s another reason too."
67370, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesn’t even fit you anymore!
67371, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Chicken? I could eat some chicken.
67372, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,"Oh, Chandler that is so nice."
67373, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey,Really?
67374, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Joey,"Yeah, we look great together."
67375, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing a potential roommate,",3,Chandler,"Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you’re chances are pretty good. "
67376, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
67377, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Yeah! Yeah! Right down there.  or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
67378, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,I’m sweeping...
67379, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re talking about."
67380, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!"
67381, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
67382,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,It's ok that's how you feel.
67383, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Okay, you wanna play rough, we can play rough."
67384, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey, What about me?! You-you just said I could!
67385, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Hi, sure!"
67386, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Phoebe,We should help him!
67387, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Maybe he could slip her the tongue.
67388, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Emma's down for the night.
67389, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"You know, I would give her up, for you."
67390, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,What?!
67391, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby!  Oh hi Mrs. Green!
67392, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Oh. Yeah?
67393, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"Okay I’ll take her, here. "
67394, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
67395, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"So, you don't think I'm terminal?"
67396, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry."
67397, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Luck!
67398, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel,"Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident."
67399, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Joey,"Uhh, that’s not them. I’m gonna go call the police."
67400, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Yeah.
67401, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
67402, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,That is so sweet. I love you. 
67403, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Rachel,What?!
67404, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,I don't know. Soap?
67405, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Okay, this is gonna be tough. Hold your breath."
67406, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,I got—I get a big pay raise!
67407, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Rachel,"Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!"
67408, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Huh.
67409, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too."
67410, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Good. Although y’know, he-he’s a private guy. Y’know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings."
67411, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
67412, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Because I’m dumping him today.
67413, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey, Queens.
67414, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,It really is.
67415, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,"Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold."
67416, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, you can get one yourself. It’ll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?"
67417, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,I have a bone to pick with you.
67418, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Okay? Wait okay, tell-tell me that you like him, please? I mean tell me that you like him."
67419, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Rachel,"No, no Phoebe no, I was...no. You know what, I was, I was actually just checking to, see, if I could run. And I can!"
67420, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that."
67421, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,He didn't get the goggles!
67422, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey.
67423, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
67424, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Phoebe,"The exclamation point in the title scares me.  Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!"
67425, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,But it's available now! Isn't it?
67426, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,I know! Neither did I!
67427, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Hell yeah!
67428, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?"
67429, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"Oh, my God!"
67430, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,I've already stuffed a bunch of Brussel sprouts down his pants.
67431, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Hey!  Oh, good, Ross! You’re parents like me, right?"
67432, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! They’re buying me drinks! They’re giving me stuff!  Knicks tonight?"
67433, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,He even offered to meet me for lunch tomorrow to prep me for it.
67434, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"If we are not doing it together, we're not doing it at all! So, say goodbye to your tickets! ."
67435, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Don't worry, don't worry. We'll come up with a good lie. I'll help you practice it."
67436, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica, Does anybody wanna split this with me?
67437, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,Oh God! Thank God you’re home! I’m watching Cujo.
67438, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in."
67439, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica,"Guys, please, I’m just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?"
67440, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back, Joey is holding the menorah over the wound,",1,Ross, Yeah?
67441, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Ross,"Look, were down to just one point. Could we please, maybe just settle it after the wedding."
67442, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,So?
67443, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Are you kidding?
67444, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,I did but she doesn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
67445, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Give me the bag.
67446, Rachel’s office," Joanna’s telling Rachel, her side of the story,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I know..."
67447, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,"All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!"
67448, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,Bet she'd sleep with you now...
67449, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?"
67450, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, sorry."
67451, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie."
67452, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,"Well okay, it’s already February and I’ve only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!"
67453, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,"Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sister’s mouth long enough to tell me that."
67454, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out."
67455, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Joey!
67456, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?
67457, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"Well… That’s not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat."
67458, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey," Well, you used to be."
67459, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Joey,"Uhh, that’s not them. I’m gonna go call the police."
67460, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Is that Mark?
67461, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Please, guys, we have to talk."
67462, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
67463, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Yeah.
67464, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ok, ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8."
67465, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, nobody's judging you. "
67466, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Aww, good.  What?"
67467, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey, Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
67468, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan."
67469, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,"Ooh.  So umm, I was talkin’ to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place."
67470, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser?
67471, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Oh good, I didn't miss the party."
67472, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,Oh my God! You’re pregnant!
67473, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,I don’t know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
67474, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. "
67475, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Monica,It’s pretty clear.
67476, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"What, now?"
67477, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,We’re not?!
67478, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,What are you supporting?
67479, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,"Hi! Hey, Pete you’re back! Hey, check this out. "
67480, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"This is going to be so much fun! Okay-shhh, I have to finish."
67481, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh!  Oh by the way?
67482, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! 
67483, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, check out the ring. "
67484, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,Hi!
67485, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,"Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, ‘cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I don’t even know where you work?"
67486, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,Chandler what are you doing?!
67487, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Chandler,Let me see this guy.  W-H-Wow! Don’t show this to Monica! And don’t tell her about the W-H-Wow!
67488, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?
67489, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,What?
67490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom."
67491, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,"Yeah, it’s hard okay, I only have two spots left."
67492, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,"Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, I’m going to take her to an amazing Valentine’s dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks I’m the best boyfriend in the world, then I’m going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me."
67493, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane."
67494, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,And?
67495, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye!  Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!"
67496, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel, What’s your problem?
67497, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.
67498, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,Are ya?
67499, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Joey, I bet it was about her a little.
67500, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Good night!
67501, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"No you’re fine.  All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?"
67502, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,Careful! You’re wasting good pastrami!  Oh my God! I’m my dad!
67503, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe," This is terrible, what are you going to do?"
67504, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey, Oh! To the happy couple!
67505, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,By you!?
67506, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,"Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?"
67507, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Yeah, okay."
67508, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,Joey!!
67509, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
67510, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,And deaf!
67511, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,you look great.
67512, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,It-it’s so great to see you both here.
67513, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again."
67514, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Chandler,"Uhh, a T-shirt that says, ""I don’t belong here."""
67515, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,It's off the resumé. 
67516, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Yes.
67517, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,So?
67518, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"No, seriously."
67519, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free!
67520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror."
67521, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Joey,"I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?"
67522, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,"Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used."
67523, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Are you drunk?
67524, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,How'd you know I was coming?
67525, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Fine!
67526, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Ross,"Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that."
67527, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,What?!
67528, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler, Yes... thank you. That was... that was....
67529, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,All right!! Fine! Fine.
67530, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Oh, sorry."
67531, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? "
67532, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"And not one of your coupons for an hour of ""Joey Love."""
67533, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,I sure do!  And you don't get one!
67534, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"He was in Ross’s class…marching band…kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend."
67535, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Yeah actually, I think we’re gonna take off too. We rented a movie."
67536, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
67537, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but let's do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it's feed! "
67538, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,Hey! I got you a present!!
67539, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I will be right there. "
67540, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.
67541, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Ross," Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?"
67542, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,Because it’s embarrassing.
67543, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,And now for the great news.
67544, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,That was... Impressive.
67545, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,Oh!
67546, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,Yeah. Okay.
67547, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!"
67548, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Here, take a couple of these. "
67549, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
67550, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey, Lean-lean-lean!
67551, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Joey,"Look Rach, wasn’t this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?"
67552, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today."
67553, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,"I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica’s Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues.  But Pete’s just doing this because he has a crush on me."
67554, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You love me!
67555, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?"
67556, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,We are. He’s meeting us here.
67557, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night."
67558, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays."
67559, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home."
67560, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler, What?
67561, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,How are ya?
67562, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"Well, at least you make each other laugh."
67563, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Joey,"�Hola, amigos! "
67564, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,Okay.
67565, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight’s specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?"
67566, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, come on, it’s Ross and Rachel, they’ve got too."
67567, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
67568, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,Yeah?
67569, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"And, a brownie!  Well, half a brownie. Actually, it’s just bag. It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so…"
67570, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Oh and you know what I want!
67571, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Oh Monica come on, y’know I don’t sleep with guys on the first date!"
67572, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!"
67573, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,Hey!
67574, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Ah-ha! Too cocky!
67575, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Really?!
67576, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Rachel,"Okay, see? I told you!"
67577, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Okay, well he totally screwed up the punch line. Y'know, it’s supposed to be arrghh-eh og-errigh."
67578, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney."
67579, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"�kay, look Can we just drop this? I�m not gonna smoke again."
67580, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oo! When’s her birthday?!
67581, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit."
67582, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"3, 2,"
67583, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please."
67584, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,Hey.
67585, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,Oh my God! Someone’s killed Square Man!
67586, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So! Ross doesn’t really decorate his tree with floss, but you don’t hear him complaining do you? God! "
67587, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,What? What happened?
67588, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Whoa! You were down on one knee?
67589, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel, Joey! Joey!
67590, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Chandler,Hey!
67591, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,I thought…maybe…you got me porn for Valentine’s Day.
67592, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica," Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!"
67593, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,Okay!
67594, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,Hey... there's sensitive... and there is too sensitive.
67595, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell."
67596, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you."
67597, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,I don't think so.
67598, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Phoebe,Since when are you into swing music?
67599, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,Sure.
67600, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"I know, I know, but uh just, I'm telling you, once, once you get past that part, that where it-it just feels like you wanna die, he's-he's really a good person."
67601, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Bye, momi-moo."
67602, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,You got a callback too didn't you?
67603, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,So how does it look?
67604, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,"Well, then I get to give him the cell phone."
67605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"If you said it like that, you probably did, yeah."
67606, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,"Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!"
67607, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?"
67608, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?"
67609, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,What are you guys doing?
67610, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler," Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!"
67611, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,While drinking...
67612, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. "
67613, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"I like it, and Emily likes it, and that’s what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?"
67614, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler,Yeah!  And I probably won’t spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
67615, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Joey," Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it’s gonna help me not to snore."
67616, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"I am telling you Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again! Now, is that what you want?"
67617, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,"So, um, what do you do for a living?"
67618, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I almost don’t want to show this.  Just remember I’m a minute younger."
67619, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,No!
67620, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Okay  If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you."
67621, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman."
67622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Me too.
67623, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic."
67624, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Ohh.
67625, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Rachel,HEY!! Do you have to do that? It’s Saturday!
67626, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,"Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents. "
67627, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry. I wa-I was disgusted with myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible."
67628, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,That’s easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.
67629, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"Fajitas! Be careful, very hot plate, very hot plate!!"
67630, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
67631, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
67632, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Monica and Rachel made out. 
67633, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try…"
67634, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,That’s my old dog. He passed away years ago.
67635, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe,You wanna do it right now?
67636, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
67637, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,"O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-she’s really upset we’re just talking."
67638, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,"Ohhh boy, do I feel bad."
67639, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,Oh my good God.
67640, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
67641, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I gotta go to work."
67642, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, Oh.
67643, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Ross,Bye! 
67644, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Oh, wait! Wait! Don’t you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe you’ll get that job!"
67645, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Check if it’s wet, check if it’s hungry, burp it!"
67646, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Well, who's to say what's true? I mean..."
67647, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?"
67648, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,Seriously?
67649, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Ross,"Come on Chappy, do your business. MAKE! MA-AKE! I did not sign on for this."
67650, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross,Well...  Whaa... aaah... aaahhh...
67651, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"Be careful, be careful! These are my rat babies!"
67652, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick."
67653, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"A wuss? Excuse me for living in the real world, okay?"
67654, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Look at this. My two best friends!
67655, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Hey.
67656, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
67657, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,"You haven't by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?"
67658, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Monica, I'm going to tap class.
67659, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Gleba! Ha! Here it is the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi."
67660, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me.
67661, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,"Well, yeah actually."
67662, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,I don’t want to move again!
67663, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,Sort of.
67664, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Rachel,"Well, Chandler, you’re gonna have to tell him."
67665, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action.
67666, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Ross,What the? What…
67667, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Hey!
67668, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Joey,Is everything okay?
67669, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
67670, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
67671, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,What's goin' on?
67672, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Maybe we shouldn’t pay our phone bill—free phone sex.
67673, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Joey,"What’s the matter, Pheebs?"
67674, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Wow! I did not see that coming.
67675, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,What?!
67676, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, he’s a transponce—transpondster!"
67677, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,Whoa whoa whoa! Where’re you goin’?
67678, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,On a totally different bet.
67679, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"All right, wherever you wanna go is cool."
67680, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?"
67681, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,"Look, I’m sorry but you-you-you better go Pheebs."
67682, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Sure, everybody loves a kidder."
67683, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,
67684, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,What?
67685, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey," ""Thanks."""
67686, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,No
67687, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Oh, this is just terrible."
67688, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"Well, I used to date him, but you’re still going out with her!"
67689, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,Who are they killing off?
67690, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that I’ll be there as soon as I can."
67691, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance."
67692, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,What?
67693, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots you’re gonna take him? Joey, I don’t think you’re comprehending just how slutty this dress is!"
67694, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler, Can I get a beer.
67695, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,North route or south route?
67696, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross, Good for a scrud.
67697, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"No, I want you to have it. I don't want it."
67698, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Are you okay?
67699, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,Happy thoughts!  Happy thoughts!
67700, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,Oh yeah! Batch 17 was good. I did not like batch 16.  I’m okay.
67701, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? "
67702, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,I was laughing! You made me laugh! 
67703, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"No, you have it, really, I don't want it-"
67704, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, why not?"
67705, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,I am so jealous.
67706, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,We are looking for our Christmas presents from Monica.
67707,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica, Chandler gets pedicures!
67708, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey," All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have."
67709, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Okay.
67710, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for "
67711, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,It’s the same story.
67712, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler, Hey!
67713, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know what it is, I just can’t take a good picture."
67714, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel,"Well, what happened to your jam plan?"
67715, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Chandler,"He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!"
67716, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,It’s Joey! 
67717, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Does it really matter?
67718, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Well, I never call me."
67719, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Monica,"And say what? ""You owe me a goodbye"", I mean, he's got more pride than that."
67720, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,Shhh! 
67721, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
67722, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,It's not.
67723, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,Estelle said I didn't get it. 
67724, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me."
67725, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!"
67726, Chandler's Office," later that day, Nina is in his office,",1,Chandler, Would you like to have dinner sometime?
67727, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,That’s right! Where are the guys? I’m ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
67728, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?"
67729, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!"
67730, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,I'm all better now.
67731, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,So how are things going with Paul?
67732, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Ross,"Yeah, you didn’t get one."
67733, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun."
67734, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her…"
67735, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"All right, I’m gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now."
67736, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,You are going downer!
67737, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey, Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
67738, Ross�,,9,Ross,Who am I?
67739, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Oh yeah, yeah we’re moving forward. You’ll be getting our card!"
67740, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,The Silly Putty! It’s not so silly anymore!
67741, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh, can we read them?"
67742, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,The three of us?
67743, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel, You’re all gonna be aunts and uncles.
67744, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross, Hi.
67745, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,Yeah…
67746, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! "
67747, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Okay, time to take off the bra. "
67748, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,You love me!
67749, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
67750, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Hey!
67751, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica," ""I'm a little bit country""..."
67752, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,He saw a therapist?
67753, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Ok.  Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian."
67754, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Do, do you gonna do it now?"
67755, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"You go back to work tomorrow night, right?"
67756, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,You just can’t stand anyone else enjoying themselves can’t you?
67757, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,You gotta be at least bi...
67758, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,You had fantasies about Emily?
67759, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini, every guy our age loved that."
67760, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Phoebe,No. I’ve learned my lesson.
67761, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,"Oh that's okay. Don’t worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back."
67762, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,I don’t have time for this.
67763, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
67764, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,Let’s just say I took care of it.
67765, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Ross,"Oh, I hope they're not ruined."
67766, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica," Chandler, stop! It is not going to pop open!"
67767, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
67768, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"Honey see, it doesn’t mean that I don’t love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work it’s-it’s for me y'know, I’m out there, on my own, and I’m doing it and it’s scary but I love it, because it’s mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?"
67769, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,Holy crap!
67770, Central Park," Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross, They both giggle,",7,Phoebe,I can’t believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought I’d be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
67771, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, check out the ring. "
67772, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler," I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you."
67773, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Phoebe,He-hee!
67774, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe, Park!
67775, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"I said it first, bro."
67776, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,Her dancer friends?
67777, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,Maybe nobody's tried this.
67778, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Chandler, Smooth.
67779, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,I'm in.
67780, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldn’t mind letting you go first."
67781, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,Your favorite!
67782, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,"Okay, in we go."
67783, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Joey,"Well, how long do you think it'll be?"
67784, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Choose, you jackass!"
67785, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Phoebe? Is everything okay?
67786, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.
67787, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,"Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so..."
67788, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Ross,"Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was."
67789, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler, Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?
67790, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldn’t go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! 
67791, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Are you bachelors?
67792, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross, Ok!
67793, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!"
67794, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Ohh, yeah I already have one."
67795, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I’m saying that… .
67796, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Ross,Why’d you say no?
67797, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"What? Were you like in the movie, or… Anyway, she takes off her bra under her shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy."
67798, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,How much were you thinking?
67799, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,
67800, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Monica,That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. 
67801, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,You-you…you had sex with Ursula?!
67802, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,"Wow, it really is!"
67803, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica, I don’t think I’d care.
67804, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,"Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here…"
67805, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh! Well, um..  You've got plugs!"
67806, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room."
67807, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue! Guys? Guys? "
67808, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,"Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot?  Oh! Secret teapot?"
67809, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Pheebs, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!"
67810, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,You'll get one.
67811, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Rachel,"Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!"
67812, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?"
67813, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,"God! She is not stealing from us! Okay, will you let this go?"
67814, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Yeah.
67815, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Yeah, well you should! I mean, nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she's never even won a major tournament!"
67816, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross,
67817, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Rachel,What the hell is that?!! 
67818, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Ross,"I dunno, it's weird. I mean, I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh..."
67819, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Monica,What the hell are you doing?!
67820, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Oh, and also, he’s, he’s walkin’ kind of funny, his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg, and he’s in there just sort of y'know... "
67821, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,You don’t even have a car!
67822, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer? "
67823, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
67824, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,Ok.
67825, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
67826, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,All I have to do is close my eyes. See?  Woo-hoo!!
67827, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,You’re welcome.
67828, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
67829, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Ugh. Now if a cow should die of natural causes, I can have one of those right?"
67830, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,Really?
67831, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,What?
67832, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"No, you didn't."
67833, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
67834, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!"
67835, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,No! That's-that's my arm!
67836, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,No! You gotta hold my hand!!
67837, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
67838, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Joey,Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
67839, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,What?!
67840, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Okay, you ready to open yours?"
67841, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps."
67842, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Oh, nononowaitwaitwaitnono! Uh... we may not know anything about radiators per se, but we do have a certain amount of expertise in the heating and cooling... mileu."
67843, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So, did you pick one yet?"
67844, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'."
67845, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"I am only one man!  Okay Ross, time is up!"
67846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah that’s right."
67847, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey!
67848, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Monica,"For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. "
67849, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Pat Sajak?
67850, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"It was really fun, I mean I've never talked on a car phone before."
67851, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,‘Sup? 
67852, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Namaste. 
67853, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,"Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me."
67854, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,"Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. "
67855, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Yeah.
67856, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey,"Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse."
67857, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler, Hello!
67858, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Chandler,"Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaning…Don’t let Phoebe in."
67859, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Joey,Hey. 
67860, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?"
67861, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"‘Kay, here you go. "
67862, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Chandler,Rachel lost Marcel.
67863, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling."
67864, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,I know. Where do you wanna go eat?
67865, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Monica,Now we just have to wait for a call and... and someone tells us there's a baby waiting for us. Oh...
67866, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"No, I’m serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if she’s not where you are, then you can start to move past this."
67867, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Did you like learn about her family?
67868, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common. Y’know, it’s-it’s just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don’t get to keep the gifts."
67869, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Hey-hey, is Monica here?"
67870, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,Uh-huh.
67871, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can."
67872, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
67873, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,So...
67874, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah.  Um, Frank, I’m really sorry but I have to go to work. It’s-it’s one of my regulars and he’s insisting that I do ‘um."
67875, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
67876, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey," Oh, they cut me out of the show."
67877, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Well, I would like to have the option!!"
67878, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,Yes!!
67879, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Uh-huh, yeah."
67880, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,"Oh, making it worse!"
67881, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
67882, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,sure.
67883, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"Look, Ross, in this box are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell… or smoke. "
67884, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,I decided to pee.
67885, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, I don’t know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house."
67886, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,Yeah.
67887, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
67888, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"I’m sorry honey, I’m just having a, having a rough day."
67889, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Uh Rach?
67890, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Ross,It would be so cool to live across from you guys!
67891, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Ross,You wanna buy a car?
67892, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does."
67893, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,It does?
67894, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?"
67895, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,"What?  Great, now I'm having a baby."
67896, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,That’s a low one!
67897, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Oh God!
67898, Restaurant,,9,Joey,Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
67899, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,What is the matter with you?
67900, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?"
67901, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,What? What?
67902, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven’t actually met..."
67903, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,
67904, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didn’t. There’s someone here who can explain this better than I can."
67905, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Hey!
67906, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,"Unwilling to steal from work, interesting."
67907, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say."
67908, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Give it!
67909, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"""Marriage. It's not for everybody."""
67910, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! You look so beautiful!
67911, Central Perk," Rachel is talking to a customer,",1,Rachel,"Okay, okay, I checked. We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?  Okay."
67912, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?"
67913, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"So, um, are you gonna call him?"
67914, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Don’t ask me, I had it and I blew it!"
67915, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,I kind of have to don't I? Because of this stupid thing 
67916, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Y’know Richard…you are a good guy.
67917, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,I-I had to show Chandler something?
67918, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three."
67919, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Chandler,"Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculpture doesn’t it?"
67920, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,"I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey."
67921, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Umm listen, I don’t think…I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world."
67922, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!"
67923, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,"Well, I’m gonna go get these  in some water."
67924,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,She went on one of those spray-on tan places.
67925, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Joey,Are they? I didn't know I cared that much.
67926, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"You don't, you don't know what your wearing?"
67927, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again."
67928, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!
67929, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Monica,Do you know anything about women?
67930, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, why don’t you?"
67931, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,Yeah!
67932, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I got mugged. And they stole my pocket.
67933, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross," Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?"
67934, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,Why not?!
67935, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
67936, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,You're not even giving them a chance!
67937, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Chandler, Monica?
67938, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Joey, Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?
67939, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Fancy.
67940, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Yes, yes she is. Didn’t I memo you on this? See, after I let her go, err, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen-nen, Dr. Flanen, Dr. Flan."
67941, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,"Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet."
67942, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,That’s crazy.
67943, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Ahh, no."
67944, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel," Well, people are different."
67945, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
67946, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross," ""A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet."" -- How did you know?"
67947, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,Tsz... NO! .
67948, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here!  There are tons…of…freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!"
67949, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,"Oh mom, I swear I’m not an idiot. I’ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn’t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The baby’s coming and I don’t know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?"
67950, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"No, I can’t afford this either. No. I-I-I’m, I’m just to figure out which one I want then I’m gonna get it at Kleinman’s, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale."
67951, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I know, go long. Y'know, it’s like all I’m doing is running back and forth from the huddle."
67952, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Thanks!
67953, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, try and stop me!"
67954, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"How would that go?  Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it."
67955, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,Shhh! I want to hear the rest!
67956, Ross's apartment," Rachel is playing Emily's message to Monica,",5,Monica,"Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!"
67957, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Why would our guy be a weirdo?
67958, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?"
67959, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,Okay great!
67960, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?
67961, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"God, I love these fingers..."
67962, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"Let me see this...  Grand Supreme Little Darling, New York Division."
67963, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, Okay!
67964, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Joey,"Now that you’re a couple, we don’t get two presents from you guys?"
67965, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,That’s weird!
67966, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,"But I don't think I can! it was ok to move in when I didn't know what was gonna happen, but I can't move in knowing that nothing is ever gonna happen."
67967, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, there's gonna be lots of other stuff."
67968, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,"Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?"
67969, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,It’s not that far! Just drop!
67970, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,They are awfully boxy...
67971, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross, Just-just so you know I was a freshman and she was a senior. So it wasn’t as bad as-as…
67972, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Date of birth?
67973, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross, Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart
67974, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,Shhh.
67975, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,"Oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good, I’m supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry."
67976, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,"Oh!! That’s my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace."
67977, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,We won’t.  300?
67978, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler, Hey.
67979, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"I lie better then that, right?"
67980, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"No… actually, you might wanna stay away from Jane street… that's where stabby Joe works. "
67981, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about.  Hey."
67982, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,..Then I've already seen this one! 
67983, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,"Hey uh, well, today’s my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?"
67984, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?"
67985, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence, I never thought I'd say."
67986, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,No! I’m putting that in my room.
67987, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,That’s true!  I knew I married you for a reason!
67988, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,Done.
67989, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,Great! 
67990, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs."
67991, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey," So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?"
67992, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club."
67993, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well, what happened?"
67994, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Mm-hmm..
67995, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Some would say she’s attractive, yes."
67996, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"yeah oh my god, I'm so moved."
67997, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"I'm sorry, idea time is over."
67998, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel, And I will see you tomorrow!
67999, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
68000, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,Why?
68001, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?"
68002, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
68003, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross, Hey!
68004, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Oh wait, before you tell me what it is!  Okay, what is it?"
68005, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"And I am not blah, I am a hoot!"
68006, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,"Joey, what are you doing?"
68007, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey, That was ME!
68008, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Uhh, believe me when he’s older, he’ll understand."
68009, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!"
68010, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"And again, and again, and again...  And again."
68011, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"Ok. Hold on.  Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?"
68012, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Oh my God! Those weren’t albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! "
68013, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,See you in 2003. 
68014, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,Your make-up!
68015, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'..."
68016, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey,Hi! How are the Gellers?
68017, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie. 
68018, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel,"�Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! "
68019, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,That-that’s bad?
68020, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,I haven’t seen it yet!
68021, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe, Hello.
68022, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"So, are you gonna see him again?"
68023, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica,"Oh, then it must’ve been you. Bye. "
68024, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,So take care.
68025, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,"My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!"
68026, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Chandler,"This isn’t one of those uh, y’know ""If she doesn’t come, we-we don’t, we don’t come?"" Right? Because I already bought my ticket…"
68027, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, sure, it’s not mine anyway. It can with the pants."
68028, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross, I'm pretty sure that it is...
68029, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering again,",5,Monica,What happened?
68030, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,"Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Let’s do something crazy!"
68031, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?"
68032, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,I got it!
68033, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.
68034, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"Well if it doesn’t matter to her, it doesn’t matter to me!  Still not yelling!"
68035, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah? That's great!
68036, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, this is the guy I was telling you about."
68037, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,You're going to China?
68038, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"Umm, you’ve got some on your pants."
68039, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Nothing, you just have to be cool with it."
68040, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica," Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!"
68041, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Just one thing umm…
68042, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe, See there it is right there.
68043, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Joey, it's a birthday party."
68044, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Ma, you’re asking me to marry you?"
68045, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"Had the beef-tips, huh?"
68046, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica, Regular or decaf?
68047, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,I have my reasons.
68048, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"That’s interesting, but check this out. I date her…"
68049, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,Is that the one that speaks English or the one that doesn't?
68050, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Chandler,I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
68051, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,"Well, they're Joey's! They gotta be Joey's!"
68052, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this;  ""Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly."" It’s just, there is nothing! The city’s full!"
68053, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?"
68054, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler, They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
68055, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, it is not like I did this on purpose."
68056, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
68057, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Hey uh, what’s a matter?"
68058, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Hey Pheebs!  Hey!
68059, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Uh, we are here to break up with you."
68060, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,"Ooh, Ooh."
68061, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Chandler,I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
68062, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't wanna choose! It's . Oh okay, wait. Rach! Listen I have a very special bridesmaid task for you today."
68063, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Phoebe,"oh, well, Ross probably has it, you can get it from him later."
68064, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyle’s ex."
68065, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, but I don’t know why. Look at me, I’m having such a wonderful time!"
68066, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Why would our guy be a weirdo?
68067, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... 
68068, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Ok, careful, ok.  Oh, she’s smiling! Oh my God, she does like it!"
68069, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,Really?
68070, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,You didn’t dress up either?!
68071, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Ross,The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? 
68072, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off!
68073, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Chandler,"I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled.  I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!"
68074, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Damn!
68075, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,Hi!
68076, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,"Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her?  No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!"
68077, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, good!"
68078, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"I’ll be playing Drake Remoray’s twin brother, Stryker!"
68079, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,Yeah?
68080, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
68081, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?"
68082, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"All right, I will. No, I will. But umm, y’know just remember that it’s still really early, okay so, if it says that I’m not pregnant, that doesn’t mean that I’m not gonna get pregnant, okay and, and just please, just so I don’t go completely nuts, just try not put all your hopes on this."
68083, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it."
68084, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"Yeah, why?"
68085, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross, Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.
68086, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Well, that is what happened, and I don’t even see you denying this!"
68087, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,Y�know this ??? is incredible.
68088, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?"
68089, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck!"
68090, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Chandler,Central Perk?
68091, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Rachel,Yeah. Don’t do this to yourself.
68092, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah.  Oh, that’s gone too. This is Monica’s bathroom right?!"
68093, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Wow!
68094, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects!
68095, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,So are you gonna...talk to her?
68096, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?"
68097, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No I’m not! You are!
68098, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,I don’t believe you! That is…brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
68099, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
68100, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, How's it going?
68101, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,We can't. We're not pharmacists!
68102, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
68103, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Chandler,
68104, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,All right!
68105, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,What a baby.
68106, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,What uh-oh?
68107, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Phoebe,He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.
68108, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,It worked!
68109, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked "
68110, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah. You know why? ‘Cause you came to me first.
68111, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh!
68112, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Joey,I won! That was my guess!
68113, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,I was laughing. 
68114, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"I'm serious. I just don't trust that guy, okay?"
68115, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Monica, They were lovers.
68116, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,
68117, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel, Ugh!!!
68118, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
68119, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"No, it's just...you know the whole ""getting on with your life"" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you."
68120, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life."
68121, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,. Three hundred and fifty dollars?
68122, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"Well it stupid, unfair question!"
68123, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,So did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this?
68124, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Fine, I'll give you her number."
68125, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"Thank you, Ross."
68126, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,Done.
68127, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,I do not.
68128, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,What?
68129, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!
68130, Joey's,,9,Chandler,"�Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped him"
68131, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Okay.
68132, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she actually has a boyfriend y’know herself, named Clark. Uh, she also kinda invited herself to our wedding. Clark too."
68133, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant.  Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name."
68134, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,I’m just kidding too. 
68135, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Joey,Exactly.
68136, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,Yeah! Look! 
68137, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So good for Monica!
68138, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah! Actually, that’s one of the reasons why we’re not a couple."
68139, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"But, Elizabeth and I are-are both adults and so I don’t think there’s really anything you can do about it."
68140, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity?  Damnit!"
68141, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,She’s gone.
68142, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"Ohhh-hoo, funny story!"
68143, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,"Joey, just because they’re not getting married doesn’t mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!"
68144, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So! Ross doesn’t really decorate his tree with floss, but you don’t hear him complaining do you? God! "
68145, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Phoebe,Who's day just got better? CHANDLER!
68146, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Hi, thanks for coming."
68147, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica, I do not like that woman!
68148, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"I figured, take a guess, help a charity, free boat!"
68149, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?"
68150, Rachel’s outer office," Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk,",7,Rachel,Thank you.  I still don’t get it.
68151, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"We said at the movies, but…"
68152, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,"No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you "
68153, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe, Is that too spooky?
68154, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel," Oh, I can give you that."
68155, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?"
68156, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,Yep! You got the tickets?
68157, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself."
68158, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,You-you’re gonna have to put your foot down?
68159, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler, Some of these look a little frayed.
68160, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here, so stop calling us.”"
68161, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler," Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa."
68162, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,There you go.
68163, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,Oh!
68164, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"Sorry, I’m sorry. Close, close, close..."
68165, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,How are you holding up?
68166, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Rachel,We’re having a girl.
68167, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! "
68168, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, That's a huge thing!
68169, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,"Cheese, it’s smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too."
68170, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
68171, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
68172, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay."
68173, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Look Eric, turn around. "
68174, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"You bet your ass, I’m gonna fire you! Thank you."
68175, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Joey,"Oh, now I have to go!!"
68176, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, me too. Look, I'll just get my old job back. "
68177, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel," Ooh! Y’know what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour."
68178, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,"Oh, come on Ross..."
68179, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Monica,She’s sleeping.
68180, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross, Hey!
68181, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat."
68182, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,What?!
68183, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross," Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?"
68184, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Rachel,"Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?"
68185, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Rachel,Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
68186, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated."
68187, Chandler's Office," later that day, Nina is in his office,",1,Chandler,Nina? Nina.  Nina.
68188, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Big bullies!!
68189, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"It’s not dumb. But, maybe it’s okay that you’re not a part of it. Y'know what I mean?  I mean it’s like, I-I-I like that you’re not involved in that part of my life."
68190, Hospital,,10,Ross,"I'm not scared of him, I'm really sick!"
68191, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,What are you doing here!
68192, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm, who’s next?"
68193, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,
68194, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Phoebe,"Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel’s sister’s cabin. "
68195, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,This is weird for me!
68196, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,Oh no. [The patented version.]
68197, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
68198, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,They’re in Vermont!! How could this happen?! 
68199, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,Comb my eyelashes.
68200, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler,We got some Vap-O-Rub in some places.
68201, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Well?
68202, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,Oh my god.
68203, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae."
68204, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey, Hi!
68205, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,
68206, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Whoa, sorry Tommy."
68207, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,No.
68208, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,A-ha!!! 
68209, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"But I thought if you left, you get fired."
68210, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,Fine! 
68211, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,Like this.  Pictures of cute babies we don’t know. We..we can’t have that.
68212, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,It does in mine!
68213, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Excuse me?
68214, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore."
68215, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Rachel," I'm sorry, what?"
68216, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, I’m sight of the room and I called it."
68217, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Because it’s awesome.
68218, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,And no kissing your neck.
68219, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Joey,Needs some clothes altered?
68220, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Where?
68221, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe," Maybe not, is it?"
68222, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Oh, I hear divorce bells. "
68223, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Yes, it reminds me of a simpler time."
68224, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,Thanks. You wanna see what it looks like?
68225, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,"Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal."
68226, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,I came over here to tell you guys.
68227, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,Will you let the lady talk?!
68228, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
68229, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
68230, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Right there! That was so fake!
68231, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,How'd you get to that?
68232, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Wow! And I’m a vegetarian! All right, all right, well I’m sorry, we’ll put some ice on it."
68233, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They…feel a little unwanted.
68234, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!
68235, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”"
68236, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"You can’t, because of the new skylight!"
68237, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,What?
68238, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,Oh I just miss him so much!
68239, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,Well so?
68240, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,"Well, I haven’t discussed it with him yet, but I know he’s gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book."
68241, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Unless what?
68242, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,Tell us what?
68243, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated."
68244, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,No you really think that's what it is?
68245, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey, Take it back?
68246, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"She's got her cell, you could call her."
68247, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!"
68248, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,What’s the matter now?
68249, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Joey,Do you have any respect for your body?
68250, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Yeah!
68251, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,Watching ballroom dancing?
68252, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Chandler,"Oh, all right."
68253, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.
68254, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Um, perhaps. Yes! Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just afraid that you were still hung up on my sister."
68255, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,"Ok people, we are back in business!  Ok, go and get your hair and make-up done, and I'll take care of everything."
68256, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!"
68257, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Monica,That's very nice.
68258, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,His dancing partner?!
68259, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,Honey?
68260, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,There’s a lost and found? 
68261, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,We should do something. Whistle.
68262, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What?!
68263, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Phoebe,What's goin' on?
68264, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
68265, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer’s office all I could hear was, ""Three divorces. Three divorces!"" Look, I just don’t want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces."
68266, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,What?! It goes ten times a day! What are we feeding this baby?! Indian food?!
68267, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Yeah, but it’s my wax."
68268, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
68269, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,No.
68270, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Why?
68271, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,Hi! Phoebe. 
68272, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,Oh my God!
68273, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"It’s yelling…bleeding…dilating. Oh, the dilating…"
68274, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Ross,Where’s my ring? My dead grandmother’s wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?
68275, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,It does! How would you feel if you couldn’t share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldn’t teach us about dragons.
68276, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Monica,"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. I'm sorry, but it's true, I love him too."
68277, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me."
68278, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Really?
68279, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Okay. 
68280, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,"I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships."
68281, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,We have free porn here!!!
68282, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"What do you mean, comforted her?"
68283, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross,"Rachel! Well, you-you’re not at home, you’re-you’re-you’re right here."
68284, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m the ruptured spleen. 
68285, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,You can be the best man when I get married.
68286, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,
68287, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,"Okay, but if you can't…no dinner!"
68288, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. "
68289, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"My mother’s driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I’m happy.  I’m not going to let anything spoil that."
68290, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Y’know what would cheer you up?
68291, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!"
68292, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,I think you do.
68293, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,"Well, y’know I’m 29. I mean who needs a savings account."
68294, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size."
68295, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, sure. Umm…here. "
68296, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Oh yeah? When?
68297, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,So what are you guys going to do?
68298, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Hello!
68299, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,All right. 
68300, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Phoebe, that’s huge!"
68301, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Thanks.
68302, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
68303, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Ross,
68304, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey, What party?
68305, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Breathe.
68306, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,"I know it’s tough now, but things will get better."
68307, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,"Oh, hey, hey, I got that."
68308, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
68309, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,Unless!
68310, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,What?
68311, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back."
68312, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry man, there’s never a good time to  stop catching on fire."
68313, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,I know.
68314, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Rachel,"Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying."
68315, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,I was just waiting for the perfect guy.
68316, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"Yes, and grumpy."
68317, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,"All right, I know you’re hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but don’t say that again."
68318, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"Oh. Uh, I'm on. "
68319, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,
68320, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross"
68321, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,You don’t know?
68322, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?"
68323, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Okay.
68324, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically."
68325, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross, Rach?
68326, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,"Well, I like you less!"
68327, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Yeah, you do."
68328, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,Not since my cop-show got cancelled.
68329, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Yes, that’s what I was going to ask, thank you."
68330, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe," Oh good, you're all up."
68331, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"So you know, I…I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought."
68332, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,"Uhh, rub it?"
68333, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?"
68334, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"The part I want to audition for is a fireman, this is so meant to be!"
68335, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
68336, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s gettin’ cold!  She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like."
68337, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"No, no. See, you and Drake are having a fight. "
68338, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,Is that what I want?
68339, Ross's bedroom," Ross is humming the Star Wars theme, Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing,",3,Ross,"No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's "
68340, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?
68341, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I don’t know any of it and I’m the father. I wish I’d be more involved y’know."
68342, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Much sense?!
68343, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,"Oh my God!  Oh! Hey, can I have an aquarium? And a sex swing?"
68344, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Ross,DANGER!!!!
68345, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t…"
68346, Joey's audition,,3,Joey,"Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part."
68347, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..."
68348, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,He started mine first!
68349, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Fine. 
68350, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Ross,Are you kidding?
68351, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, now. What?"
68352, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry."
68353, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,Yeah!
68354, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Yes! And I know what looks sexy on guys. Please, just wear what I suggest, and she’s gonna go nuts for you."
68355, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Wh.. what? No wait, you don't get to leave! I've got a massage client waiting outside my door any minute!"
68356, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything."
68357, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,"Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused.  It's a whole big boob story."
68358, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,I’m not sick!! I don’t get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!
68359, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,"Well, I have been spending a lot of time in the lab."
68360, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!"
68361, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,In London?
68362, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?"
68363, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey,"Dude, this isn’t funny! What am I gonna do?! I go to bed last night, everything’s cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone!"
68364, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,You don't have any other choice!
68365, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross, Why not?
68366, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
68367, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Excuse me, but umm, isn’t he paying for your dinner?"
68368, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird...turtle-man?"
68369, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"Nobody wants to do it? All right, I’ll do it myself."
68370, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,"Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people."
68371, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,Oh.
68372, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers they’re just, you know, they’re nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby."
68373, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,No. Why?
68374, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica," Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?"
68375, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,'Kay.
68376, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Rachel,"Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom."
68377, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"Weeeell, it's rum, and-"
68378, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"Let's see, today's Monday... Never."
68379, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?"
68380, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Got it.
68381, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. Wait, do you know how you’re going to stall her?"
68382, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Oh.
68383, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Joey,"Man, you are Westminster Crabby. "
68384, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"They baked it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna call a meeting tonight, I’m gonna fire you tonight."
68385, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then."
68386, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Lovely!
68387, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,Hey! How was lunch?
68388, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
68389, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Yeah! Got it! 
68390, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on man, you’re not a potato."
68391,,,3,Ross,
68392, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Well, you’re lucky you never met that bitch Sharon Majesky. Anyway, umm… The rest of you life, y’know? Any regrets?"
68393, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
68394, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?"
68395, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,The sun is out!
68396, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Wonderful weird.
68397, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping,",7,Phoebe,"Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here.  What do you want from me?!!!!!!!"
68398, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
68399, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey.
68400, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,How's that different?  Oh! Yeah!
68401, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Relax! We just get her some antacids.
68402, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends."
68403, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?"
68404, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back."
68405, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Ross,"Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!"
68406, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?"
68407, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I’m on it! 
68408, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey, Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out?
68409, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Monica,What kind of changes?
68410, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,We're gonna see each other naked.
68411, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,Yeah.
68412, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,"Alright, alright, let's do this!"
68413, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,Yeah! You did! And that’s why I’m leaving.
68414, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful."
68415, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Bye honey. 
68416, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe, Okay.
68417, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Ross,"Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm."
68418, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,Total wuss!
68419, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,I am a single parent.
68420, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,"Ah, just cut me a little sliver.  What?! Are you afraid you’re gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!"
68421, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Hey!
68422, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... "
68423, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Would you care to venture one?
68424, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,What?
68425, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe, How’s the pressure?
68426, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,Hello!
68427, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?"
68428, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
68429, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Sure
68430, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Rachel,"Hey, how’s…how’s the uh, miracle chair?"
68431, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
68432, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,He's the same!
68433, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid."
68434, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey, YOU KNOW!!!!
68435, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,And so were-were you close to your parents?
68436, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?"
68437, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Well, ahem... you know, by the time we'd finished with all the dirty talk, it was kinda late... and we were both kind of exhausted, so uh..."
68438, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,This one? 
68439, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Rachel,Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think I’m gonna stay here.
68440, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Pierce Brosnan?
68441, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,Hey!
68442, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!"
68443, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,What is that?
68444, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"Really? Okay, so…"
68445, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,Not really.
68446, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Monica! This is the Men's room!  Isn't it?
68447, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,I can handle the stick!!
68448, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,It’s not your birthday.
68449, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,Hi!
68450, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight."
68451, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Phoebe,Ewww! 
68452, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Chandler,"Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part."
68453, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica, It's Danny.
68454, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,The hot chicks?
68455, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Rachel,"Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!"
68456, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,But ehm...what is it not?
68457, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler, Hey!
68458, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"You’re right. You’re right. I mean I’m about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I don’t want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! She’s gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!"
68459, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
68460, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?"
68461, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,...I can imagine.
68462, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Shh!
68463, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...
68464, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"No-no-no, I’m serious. You don’t smell it? Something’s on fire."
68465, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,How did you know that?!  Joey! Chandler!! It’s time!
68466, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"No-no, thank you Miranda."
68467, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Why-why can’t you take a couple of days off?
68468, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"No, don't-don't say I'm sorry with porn!"
68469, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,"Believe me, it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long."
68470, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex..."
68471, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,At least tell me where you hid it.
68472, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y’know? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn’t kidding, she’s not fun, she’s stupid, and kind of a racist."
68473, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue."
68474, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me."
68475, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey," First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!"
68476, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,My mommies love me. That's clever.
68477, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,"Well, why would she lie to you?"
68478, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"All right, we’re gonna play."
68479, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey. Come on man, don't look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?"
68480, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"All right, I trust you. "
68481, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,You’re gonna be late! Go! Go! 
68482, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,You know those posters for the city free clinic?
68483, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Not if I kiss you first.
68484, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,"Come on, you know they love you."
68485, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, she's..."
68486, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"Oh, that is so sweet. Well you didn't hang up either."
68487, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"So, um, are you gonna call him?"
68488, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.
68489, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"Yeah, okay."
68490, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,"Hey, umm, so listen umm, my friends were telling me a little about this ah, ultimate fighting thing and it, well it sounds really dangerous. I-I don’t want you to get hurt, ‘cause I kinda like you."
68491, Central Perk,,10,Chandler, Maybe you do that next time you get married!
68492, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,Yeah? Me too.  Gettin’ a little tired though.
68493, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Phoebe,"Please Rachel, I am not an idiot. "
68494, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
68495, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey,"Well, I can’t do everything! Look back over your time together."
68496, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,"Oh wow! Okay man, I’m sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad."
68497, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I'm not gonna gooo.
68498, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Monica,I mean think about all the money that you’re gonna make!
68499, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!"
68500, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,Hey.
68501, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
68502, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Oh, by the way, great service tonight."
68503, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,We're with you. We got it.
68504, Ross�,,9,Ross,"I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us."
68505, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesn’t mean you have unagi. "
68506, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,Why not?
68507, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,Of course it’s true and it hurts so bad.
68508, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Okay you guys, I got a little more written. Are you ready?"
68509, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,I did not know that! Thank you Monica.  I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
68510, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,Blueberry it is.
68511, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
68512, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey there you go! 
68513, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Did you make brownies today?
68514, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"And on your anniversary, for shame!"
68515, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!"
68516, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,"Well, there is an Arby’s in the shape of a tee-pee."
68517, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,It's so not a big deal!
68518, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Oh!
68519, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Joey,"Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff."
68520, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,Monica. Whaddya think?
68521, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,Hey! It’s your bachelor party.
68522, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,And Joey....
68523, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?"
68524, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,"Yeah, well I don’t think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch."
68525, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Joey,"No, I’m not sleeping with your friend Jane again."
68526, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,
68527, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Oh!
68528, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card."
68529, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,"Okay, have you considered using a girl with huge knockers? "
68530, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two and a-half-hours ago.
68531, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!"
68532, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,Yeah.
68533, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,"Phoebe, I told her you already knew."
68534, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler," No, we’re still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her."
68535, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel, Wait a minute! Why don’t you guys do something?!
68536, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Okay, keep saying it!"
68537, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,What?!
68538, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,"Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago."
68539, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"And people say you don’t pay attention. No, this is a much better job. It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies."
68540, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Phoebe,We were out of Doritos.
68541, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Joey,"Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Y’know what goes good with that?"
68542, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun. Y'know, I mean didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off? Y'know, like when you were like running towards the swings or running away from Satan?  The neighbor's dog."
68543, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift."
68544, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,
68545, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, and umm my baby."
68546, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,HA-HA! All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts!
68547, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,Hey.
68548, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself."
68549, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Phoebe, Thank you.
68550, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,Y’know what? It really creeps me out choosing other people’s sex clothes.
68551, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
68552, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,"Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents  without having to talk to people I don’t even like!"
68553, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Oh yeah, the Evander Holyfield phase. Oh man you were so hard up you practically came on to me."
68554, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel,Ross gave it to me.
68555, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh-oh no she doesn’t! I know what that is. You can stay.
68556, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Chandler,It can’t happen like this. Okay? I’ll meet you back at the hotel.
68557, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Chandler," No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now."
68558, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Joey,"Oh no, no, no, let your dad get this."
68559, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"Ah… Hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking?"
68560, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,"Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?"
68561, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,"Now come on.  Well, I’m glad we worked things out."
68562, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. "
68563, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe," Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place."
68564, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Hey! I made that for her!
68565, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross," I'm sorry, I was an idiot."
68566, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
68567, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Alrighty, here come the water works. "
68568, Inside Joey’s Premiere," he is intently watching the movie,",8,Joey," ""I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along."""
68569, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,It's a... It's a boy!
68570, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned."
68571, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,You're kid's name is Raymond!
68572, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,That's right. You're very cheeky for a temp. 
68573, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, well I had to learn, I was staying at the Y and some off the young men weren’t acting Christian enough."
68574, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Chandler,"No, actually Laurie’s a boy."
68575, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,"I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex."
68576, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"Knit, good woman, knit, knit!"
68577, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,"Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I’ve got a really good one! I’ve been thinking about it since Kansas."
68578, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,"OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn"
68579, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross,Thanks you guys. 
68580, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,So?
68581, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'."
68582, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
68583, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica, I am not!
68584, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since we’ve seen each other?"
68585, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,"And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty  seven dollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it down—let's write it down!"
68586, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
68587, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"No, no, no!"
68588, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Umm, yeah."
68589, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, legend has it Joey, that... she comes alive when you're asleep."
68590, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,"Pretty please? Not very uh, 007."
68591, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross, It was a hug!
68592, Central Perk,,9,Monica,I know! 
68593, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Damnit!
68594, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,Oh!
68595, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"Ross, we haven’t done the routine since middle school."
68596, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Thank you!
68597, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey, Hey!
68598, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps?  What were the things you said?
68599, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,So what-what is the exhibit.
68600, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Well, we-we said we’d just do it that one time but, but now I think she may wanna start things up again."
68601, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,When was the last time you saw her wear it?
68602, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,Hm-mm! Yeah nice necklace!
68603, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
68604, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,"Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water."
68605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Fine!
68606, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh okay, it’s P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bee-bee and E as in  ‘Ello there mate!"
68607, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?"
68608, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny."
68609, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Oh, sometimes we use the same extras for different parts. It's okay. "
68610, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,You don't wanna see what I just saw! 
68611, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,
68612, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"I don't know. I mean I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but…"
68613, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,We won.
68614, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel, Whoa what?
68615, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
68616, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross,Not so good.
68617, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,"Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?"
68618, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
68619, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!"
68620, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Ayyyayyyy!
68621, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"Oh, God! Please, somebody say something."
68622, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,North route or south route?
68623, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, I can’t go."
68624, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"I don't know, I don't know."
68625, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"I know, yeah. I feel like we're all growing up. Person named Wiener, God that kills me. "
68626, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, What?!
68627, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Hey!
68628, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?"
68629, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Chandler,"Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe."
68630, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,"Hi! Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place."
68631, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided I’m gonna carry their baby."
68632, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross,"No, no, that-that, that’s all right. Umm, I’m just glad you called."
68633, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"You know, our band is playing on Friday."
68634, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Monica,"It’s not a date, okay. I’m just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has."
68635, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, do you need a hug? You don’t have to bring me anything!"
68636, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Oh don’t even ask!
68637, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Yeah, no one talks like that!"
68638, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,What? We're never gonna make it!
68639, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, I've got milk  Better?"
68640, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,I can hear traffic and birds!  I can hear the voices in my head again! 
68641, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,"Oh, dad, turn it off."
68642, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Oh!  She’s growing inside you.
68643, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that we’re trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she’s l-l-lookin’ up at us and smiling right now."
68644, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
68645, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that I’m y’know insecure about my manhood or anything y’know, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now."
68646, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,"They just gonna love you, just be yourself."
68647, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Oh, look, wish me luck!"
68648, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Hey, you're back!"
68649, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Who just lost the respect of her unborn child.
68650, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,What are you doing here?
68651, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions."
68652, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,
68653, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,Hey.
68654, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"Yes, hi!"
68655, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,What do you think you’re doing?!
68656, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Yeah!
68657, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Monica,"Oh, why is it unfair?"
68658, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
68659, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"No, of course, Um… Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say…on behalf of my new bride, Rachel , and myself. Umm, that if…if in 35 years, we’re half as happy as you guys are, we’ll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world."
68660, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!
68661, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,They’re my pants!
68662, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler,"Okay, great."
68663, A newsstand," Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper,",8,Phoebe,"Well, maybe we will. "
68664, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She’s going to ruin the wedding!!
68665, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,That's the surprise!
68666, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe, Help me.
68667, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute."
68668, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,"Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?"
68669, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes."
68670, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler," Yes, and we're very excited about it."
68671, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that."
68672, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think?
68673, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
68674, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.
68675, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"She is gonna recognize that I did a nice thing and-and, appreciate it."
68676, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Phoebe’s...
68677, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?"
68678, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel,"Uh, no. Wait, you know what, this is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Nevermind."
68679, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,I… I don’t know what you are talking about.
68680, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,What?
68681, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,"Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever."
68682, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Sure.
68683, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,It’s Joshua.
68684, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Well, I think we’ll see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, ""You look 19,"" and then they just take it away like-like, ""No you don’t."""
68685, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic."
68686, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. "
68687, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Would you stay here with me for a little while?"
68688, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,All right. Good luck.
68689, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house."
68690, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! "
68691, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!!"
68692, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, hey Joey."
68693, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Alright, let's see.."
68694, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Okay.
68695, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey," Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!"
68696, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,"No, no, no, no! He’s fine! Look, look, look!  Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!"
68697, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Ross,
68698, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Guest.
68699, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica," So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?"
68700, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,Yeah?
68701, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica, Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us.
68702, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh. Oh, God! "
68703, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Oh—I don't know.
68704, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Chandler,What are you guys doing out here?
68705, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,That’s weird. I don’t think my boss likes me either.
68706, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross,"I’m agreeing with you. Did you, listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet?"
68707, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey, Let's ride.
68708, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!"
68709, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,"How could it not be? I mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership."
68710, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Do you like it?
68711, Monica and Chandler's,  Hi!,7,Rachel,
68712, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,What?
68713, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,"If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do."
68714, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, that was an awesome day!"
68715, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I've been a-a complete idiot up 'til now, I mean, I mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to come here so we can work this out."
68716, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,"No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way."
68717, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!"
68718, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,You like the Purple Rain display!  Hey Bob.
68719, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey."
68720, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,"Nope...  Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time."
68721, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Really? Oh thank you! Oh… Oh, would it be completely inappropriate to give you a hug?"
68722, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Monica,
68723, Rachel’s Office," she’s at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in,",7,Rachel,"Okay, thank you. That’ll be all. "
68724, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy."
68725, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,I look like a man??
68726, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
68727, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah try that.  So, is that better?"
68728, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel, What?
68729, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross, Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
68730, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!"
68731, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Actually we prepared performances.
68732, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,Hey.
68733, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months."
68734, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Sure!  Oh...
68735, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Sure, what.. what was the work thing?"
68736, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"It's a uh, regatta gala."
68737, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,Just ignore them.
68738, Central Perk,,9,Monica,It's great! How?
68739, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,Where's Emma?
68740, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,Your family name is Tribbiani.
68741, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler,Did I not mention that?
68742, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
68743, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,A woman in a man’s body.
68744, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,None the less.
68745, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,"See ya! All right Pheebs, I am ready for my first lesson."
68746, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,Really?
68747, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,What is that?
68748, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!"
68749, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,Thank you. I…yeah.
68750, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey, So why don’t you give me your number?
68751, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Yeah… Bunny-rabbit.
68752, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Y’know what? Maybe, Mrs. Green, it’s not absolutely vital that you live with us."
68753, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
68754, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
68755, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,What's that? 
68756, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel, Hey!
68757, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom!"
68758, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Phoebe,Bye Chandler! 
68759, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Ross,I-I know. Well if something comes up... 
68760, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,What’s funny about that?
68761, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Well if you want a problem? I’ll give you a problem!
68762, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,What?
68763, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"Yeah, tell me about it. "
68764, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,Ok.
68765, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Why would they take away our keys?
68766, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Credit.
68767, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,Oh come on! That’s-that’s… true.
68768, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey," Yeah, Big Brother."
68769, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,What?!
68770, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, y’know what? Don’t look at it. "
68771, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Hey you guys! Look what I just got. 
68772, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on we’ll make time to hang out with each other."
68773, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe,You wanna do it right now?
68774, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I..."
68775, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Joey,"Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? "
68776, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"That-that is your make out buddy. Don’t you recognize him?  Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please."
68777, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Ross,Her date tipped me ten dollars. 
68778, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,"Are you, are you, are you sure it’s ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, I’ve always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child."
68779, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,Yeah!
68780, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Oh okay, well I’m sorry to bother you. Bye-bye.  Yeah you’re right, this is easy."
68781, A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat  Well the moment’s over.,3,Phoebe,
68782, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
68783, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Rachel,Sophie’s desk.
68784, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Chandler,"Phoebe is going to say ""yes""? That's, that's great!"
68785, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Why aren't you guys dressed?
68786, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,
68787, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Y’know your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
68788, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,Okay.
68789, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Chandler,What?!
68790, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey, Thirty seconds left on the timer!
68791, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Just, I love you so much. Just…It’s just sometimes it bothers me that I’m never gonna have that feeling. Y’know when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting? Y’know that rush?"
68792, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"You'll see. Okay.  Oh, what's-what's her name?"
68793, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,"All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, it’s over."
68794, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it."
68795, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Rachel,Oh.
68796, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel,"Ohh, thank you."
68797, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,
68798, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Ross,"Okay, let's go!"
68799, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,What's your point?
68800, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
68801, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know… 
68802, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's… Y'know there's—no you may not!"
68803, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Arghh!! 
68804, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you so much!  Okay."
68805, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh no, let her stay out there. It’s sweet."
68806, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,That is brand new information!!
68807, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Is he crazy?! You just had Ross’s baby!
68808, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,I hate my regular clothes now! Y’know? I look down and-and I know that this isn’t gonna be the most special day of my life.
68809, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Umm, okay, I think I'm-I'm just gonna-just gonna say it. Just gonna say it. Uhh,  I'm still in love with you Ross."
68810, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what did he do?"
68811, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler, Janice! You're not... gone?
68812, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,I am pretty wisdomous.
68813, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"That’s right! Wait no, Ben."
68814, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,Good! Oh yay! Let's get down to business! Emma needs some makeup!
68815, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Monica,Me neither! We have to get in! 
68816, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"We found your test in the trash, if you’re not pregnant——It’s because I am."
68817, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Chandler, There are no words! This should not be this hard!
68818, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,Oh-ho-ho-ho.
68819, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, tough call."
68820, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Pheebs?
68821, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey, Hello?
68822, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,I know.
68823, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Pretty amazing huh?
68824, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him."
68825, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I did! I absolutely did!
68826, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Chandler,What?!
68827, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.
68828, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica, Rach? What are you doing?
68829, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,You’re moving?
68830, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  So things didn’t work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.",4,Chandler,
68831, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?",3,Rachel,
68832, The Department Store," Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section,",2,Joey,"These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?"
68833, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"All right, how about the ladybugs?"
68834, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Monica,"Ohh my God, I'm so sorry."
68835, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,Okay.
68836, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,He’s not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! I’m supposed to do that!
68837, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,I’m doing my scenes with you?
68838, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I don’t want to do! Later! 
68839, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"No, I’m good. "
68840, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Oh! Well let’s look for them.  Oh-oh-hey! Are these them?
68841, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe, OOOOOHHHHH!
68842, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"She doesn't have a stomach ache, she's in labor."
68843, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Mandy, uh? Uh... really hot blonde, big boobs?"
68844, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Joey,"Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don’t want to lose that."
68845, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,Come on.  I got it.
68846, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Yeah. Ahh, here’s a box of your stuff. "
68847, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Chandler! Chandler!
68848, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one."
68849, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe," I'm sorry, Ross, this is my old friend Lowell from the streets. Lowell, Ross."
68850, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free!
68851, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through."
68852, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Chandler," Hey, does anybody need anything copied? I’m going down to the Xerox place."
68853, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! "
68854, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Huh?
68855, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,What else?
68856, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,What is the matter with you?!?
68857, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,Great novels?
68858, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody."
68859, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,Gay? Yeah. 
68860, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they don’t like us do they? 
68861, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it doesn’t matter.  Hey, y’know what, I’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Rangers game, you wanna come with me?"
68862, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,You ate my sandwich?
68863, Central Perk," Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag,",7,Joey,"Yeah, for you!"
68864, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,A handsome man enters.  well you co-created Fireball. The end.
68865, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"We're still going at the game, right?"
68866, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,No!!
68867, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Chandler,A dinosaur died a million years ago?
68868, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel, Hello? Hi.
68869, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,Uh-huh. 
68870, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, I have a wedgie."
68871, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,Oh no thanks. I don’t like any thing from my Scottish heritage.
68872, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go."
68873, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
68874, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later. 
68875, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request Can you bring everything as soon as it�s ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don�t care."
68876, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,What's wrong with PBS?
68877, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Come in! Come in!  We’re engaged!!!
68878, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica, Monica.
68879, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"I don’t know, maybe I can’t. I mean, maybe there’s something wrong with me."
68880, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe," All I could think of was y’know, ""Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?"""
68881, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel,Okay.
68882, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Ross,"Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?"
68883, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,I’m telling—If you put that in her apartment you’ll never hear the end of it.
68884, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,"Come on, this isn’t funny. She thinks it’s my fault that you haven’t called her. You have to call her!"
68885, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,"Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?"
68886, The Spa Reception, Phoebe walks in,9,Phoebe, Good morning receptionist.
68887, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just don’t date Ross! There’s a million other guys out there, you just…"
68888, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler,Refill?
68889, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle."
68890, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,Hey!
68891, A Boardroom," Chandler’s meeting continues,",9,Chandler, Yes.
68892, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound."
68893, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Gary, I'm here to report a crime."
68894, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,"Yes, yes, that's right..."
68895, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Okay. Umm look, you’re coming on a little strong. But I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together. So, why don’t we just start over okay? And you can just tell me about yourself."
68896, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
68897, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,"Fine, I’m mentally unstable."
68898, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,What are you guys talking about?
68899, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Ross,"Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily.  My God, think of the massacre."
68900, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,"Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We can’t do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! There’s just too much to do! It’s impossible! We can’t do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!"
68901, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"No really, I mean, I mean, God, I could use a friend."
68902, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Well, he’s too shy, he doesn’t thing he’s good enough to dance with girls yet."
68903, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,"Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky."
68904, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,"That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before."
68905, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!"
68906, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn't have keys!
68907, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"And I am not blah, I am a hoot!"
68908, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh, Rach...oh...""gleba"" is not a word."
68909, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,Thanks.
68910, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Here she is!
68911, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!"
68912, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,Hello Rachel.
68913, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Phoebe,Whatever.
68914, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Not so much.
68915, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Rachel,"Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!"
68916, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,"Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right."
68917, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, if that’s what you want you then you really should run his head under hot water and bang his head against a table."
68918, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Joey, Yeah I did!
68919, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"No, no, no, this weekend guys!"
68920, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe, Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
68921, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,Yeah right.
68922, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?
68923, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,I watched it!
68924, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody."
68925, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Rachel,Unbelievable.
68926, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
68927, Hospital,,10,Ross,"He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine!"
68928, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah, who’s playing?"
68929, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,"That’s great, but isn’t it gonna bother that people still think you’re a porn star?"
68930, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel, What are you saying?
68931, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Rachel,True story.
68932, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done."
68933, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,No I don't.
68934, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,Ok... 
68935, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,I put it on to scare Chandler!
68936, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Your not going.
68937, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,But it is our apartment!
68938, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,To London! Come to London. Please? It’ll mean so much to me.
68939, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"Okay, I didn't know you would say that."
68940, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Okay! I just—I didn’t know that you are a lesbian. 
68941, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
68942, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,Sure.
68943, Central Perk,,9,Monica,You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
68944, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica," Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?"
68945, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Go!!
68946, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe,So you guys’ll stay here and hang out with me?
68947, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"Oh, I love museums!"
68948, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?"
68949, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet."
68950, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,"Oh, the mixed tape."
68951, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,Hey.
68952, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,Hit me!
68953, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
68954, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm…"
68955, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,See you in 2003. 
68956, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,
68957, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking."
68958, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why don’t we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!"
68959, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah I like him a lot."
68960, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I..."
68961, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,No! No! 
68962, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Rachel, Hey!
68963, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Joey,"Listen, I ah, I know it’s a longshot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?"
68964, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Chandler,Did you see Betty?
68965, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,"All right, I’ll-I’ll take it again when I get home."
68966, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Arghh!! 
68967, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctor’s keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry…"
68968, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Rachel,Ohh…
68969, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I’ve been, I’ve been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?"
68970, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents."
68971, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
68972, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
68973, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?"
68974, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,Are you sure Joe? Are you sure you're not just a sex addict?
68975, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
68976, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great."
68977, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.  Listen, can we please have lunch the next time I’m in the city?"
68978, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Monica,Do you know anything about women?
68979, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Phoebe, I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.
68980, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,Got ya. 
68981, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe, You!
68982, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,"Wow! Oh my God, well if they’ve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!"
68983, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,Things that burn.
68984, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?
68985, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,Wh-wh-what are you doing?
68986, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,Crazy bitch.
68987, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I blew it. I wouldn’t of even hired me."
68988, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil."
68989, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What's going on?
68990, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!"
68991, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler,"Okay, great."
68992, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,What? You don't want me to get a job?
68993, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I'll stop."
68994, After dinner,,3,Ross,So?
68995, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,I thought I broke Joey’s chair! That’s why I replaced it with mine!
68996, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Phoebe,"Ross, please! My make-up! "
68997, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler, Really?!
68998, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"So, what do you think we should do?"
68999, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Hey.
69000, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"No, what's more important, your friends or money?"
69001, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey,Yeah...
69002, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,He is?
69003, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,Ah yeah—wait a second now! Look we’re gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I don’t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
69004, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"All right, here’s the ring. "
69005, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You don’t hire an assistant because they’re cute, you hire them because they’re qualified."
69006, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,I don't believe they're brother and sister.
69007, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Rachel,"What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there."
69008, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.
69009, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,That-that’s always good news. Are you okay?
69010, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,Hey! Where's Mike?
69011, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Monica, Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I don’t even like Chandler.
69012, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Oh, you poor little famous man."
69013, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel, owwwww...
69014, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica, Okay.
69015, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Yeah?
69016, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,Do you want to go out on a date with her?
69017, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I can't *wait* to go back to work."
69018, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!"
69019, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,Oh my God!
69020, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
69021, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Ursula’s fianc�e?
69022, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,Really? What happened?
69023, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Okay. 
69024, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, ha, I wrote that in one minute."
69025, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?
69026, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,You know what?
69027, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,"Joey.  Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?"
69028, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You know
69029, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty."
69030, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay Monica, did you know about this?!"
69031, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That’s my Dad, that’s Frank! Yeah! I’m sorry I’m getting all flingy."
69032, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,And Joey?
69033, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey, Now you’re thinking you gotta sleep with him.
69034, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
69035, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey,Damnit!! Did you move?!
69036, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Rachel,"Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!"
69037, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
69038, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"I think this will be fine. Okay, vanilla milkshake, just a vanilla milkshake, with chicken bits floating in it. Cheers. "
69039, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Oh, I hate this story."
69040, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Joey," If you don't do it, I will."
69041, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Ross,Are you kidding? Oh my God...
69042, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen."
69043, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. "
69044, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, you fogged Danny."
69045, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross,All right. I think it was a mouse.
69046," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"A rock, a dog, the earth."
69047, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I… "
69048, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, she's really into history and foreign movies... And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves puzzles?"
69049, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,Cups.
69050, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Yeah it is.
69051, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Chandler,"Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true."
69052, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
69053, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Well, I'm starting to make good money on the show and I'm thinking... I should probably do something with it."
69054, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns."
69055, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Good night.
69056, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,Yes that was a nice place!
69057, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do."
69058, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel, Oh. Yes! I would so move out!
69059, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,What is the matter with us?
69060, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,How are you?
69061, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica," okay, Pheebs, they’re gone."
69062, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,What?
69063, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross," You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?"
69064, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,A hundred and forty-five pounds.
69065, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more—"
69066, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Hey!
69067, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,I can’t say.
69068, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,"Thanks for everything Estelle. Bye.  ""out of area"". Boy, I'll say."
69069, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica," Oh, god help us."
69070, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?"
69071, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,"Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes."
69072, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey, Nana?
69073, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"All right.  Okay, here we go!"
69074, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, you're not a dingus."
69075, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Hey!
69076, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Phoebe,"No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'."
69077, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?"
69078, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
69079, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No. No.
69080, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Like what?
69081, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
69082, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,"Look, this is hard enough! I really need you guys right now."
69083, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
69084, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?"
69085, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"I don’t have a key, they took mine to give to you."
69086, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,What? What’s wrong?
69087, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,I’m Joey. 
69088, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,Quick! What time is it?! 
69089, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"Hey, how was the Met?"
69090, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?"
69091, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,I don't have a fax machine.
69092, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Did you at least win the contest?
69093, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula."
69094, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked."
69095, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
69096, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance."
69097, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler, Already?!
69098, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Chandler,"Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. "
69099, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?"
69100, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Was that place... The Sun?
69101, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hold on. Hold on.  Rachel coming. Do...Something.
69102, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe," I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake."
69103, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,"Well, you…don’t look good Joe."
69104, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,She was...
69105, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,But people that you don't know and will never see again.
69106, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Can I? 
69107, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,What are you kidding? It’s Batman’s tux!!
69108, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.
69109, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,But I am going hunting!!
69110, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Uh huh! If it’s a girl, Phoebe, and if it’s a boy, Phoebo!"
69111, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"I mean, I-I, I really shouldn’t say. I mean, I’m really not supposed to."
69112, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, come on, it’s Ross and Rachel, they’ve got too."
69113, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,"Hey, here you go. "
69114, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler, No. Not anymore.
69115, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,"Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan."
69116, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
69117, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,So what are you gonna do?
69118, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Really?! Oh my God! I’m successful!
69119, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!"
69120, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
69121, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Wow, I’ve admired your work for years. You-you’ve done some really amazing stuff."
69122, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,How did that happen?!!
69123, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas."
69124, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, Yes we’re all in here and we would love for you to join us!
69125, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Hey! Hey!
69126, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
69127, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,"Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better."
69128, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl."
69129, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,Hey.
69130, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Monica,Sorry. So how’s it going with Joey?
69131, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel, Yeah.
69132, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,Hey guys! Dinner's ready!
69133, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,You-you…you had sex with Ursula?!
69134, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will."
69135, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Oh yeah! Then how come you didn’t get the Geller Cup?
69136, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,Call me!
69137, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Chandler,Yeah.
69138, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. 
69139, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Pick one.
69140, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Hi Ross!
69141, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"No, the doctors say it may kill her."
69142, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
69143, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Great! Monica’s moving!
69144, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,"Okay, I'm the baby. "
69145, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,Yeah.
69146, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,"Yeah, why not.  So I told her."
69147, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,These aren’t for you! Are you upset?
69148, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Hi!,3,Ross,
69149, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
69150, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Ross,"Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!"
69151, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Chandler,Where have you been?
69152, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,"What are you, stop naming dwarves!  Really?!"
69153, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"Come on Mon, let her throw the ball."
69154, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game."
69155, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,Fine. 
69156, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler, I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
69157, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"... and some slutty lingerie, SLUTTY!"
69158, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"Well, yeah, but y'know, what-what if I was wrong?"
69159, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler,Whose is it?
69160, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Hey, Gunther. Can you uh, can you cover for me? I just got an audition."
69161, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross, There y'go.
69162, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,She said you gave her the razor!
69163, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, and now he’s using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, ""Well done!"" Bravo Meg."
69164, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"I said, ""Geez, relax Monnnnn."""
69165, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Now, does it really matter?"
69166, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica," Oh, we're not seeing a movie!"
69167, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Amy, you know what? I was thinking that maybe now it'd be a good time for us to sit down and, you know, talk about your future."
69168, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,Mexico?
69169, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,You wanna work on your interview skills?
69170, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,Right-right up here. 
69171, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,
69172, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"No, you can’t let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!"
69173, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe,"Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around?  Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?"
69174, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Ross,Argh!
69175, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,But are you sure you can do this?
69176, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,Because you sent away the dog!
69177, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?"
69178, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey, How you doin?
69179, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Well, you're not working either."
69180, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Oh! 
69181, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Joey, Looks like someone IS the ladies!!
69182, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!"
69183, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Baby got back 
69184, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Dude!
69185, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,"Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames."
69186, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,"Oh come on Ross, I think we’re all losers here."
69187, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.
69188, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of ""us?"""
69189, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey,"Absolutely! And if it doesn’t, can I get the extra ticket?"
69190, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,"I have a date with this diplomat I met while I was giving free massages outside the UN and, I don’t know where his country is."
69191, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Wooooooo, hehehe. Hey, ahh, you don't feel like you're gonna throw up, do ya?"
69192, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I…"
69193, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Joey, Hey!
69194, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, hon can you grab me my other box of tissues? They’re right on that chair under Ross’s coat."
69195, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
69196, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,"I know, I want that too, but IS that going to make it too hard?"
69197, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,"She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."
69198, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'"
69199, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Well he is! Yeah, I mean marriage is all he talks about! My goodness, in fact, I’m the one that’s making him wait!"
69200, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,Not as much fun as last time. Apparently you only get porn if you're giving a sperm sample.
69201, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, she's a collegue."
69202, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Oh, really?!"
69203, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler,Yes!!
69204, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
69205, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,"Okay, here! "
69206, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,Nope.
69207, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?"
69208, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
69209, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
69210, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,I think face to face.
69211, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Can I ask you something?
69212, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and you’re sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip."
69213, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
69214, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe," Well, it�s too late now."
69215, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Okay!!!!!
69216, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,You can?
69217, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,Oh. Big family dinner tonight?
69218, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler,What in God’s name is that?!
69219, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
69220, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Rachel,Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
69221, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,"Yours, I just got 43 points for 'KIDNEY'."
69222, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,Thank you! Thank you!
69223, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,I’m telling you. I’m telling you. That’s what it is. No wonder she was looking at me all funny during the wedding. She didn’t say anything to you?
69224, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, you guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate!"
69225, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Guys, I’m happy too."
69226, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,Good night.
69227, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Oh that is so sweet!
69228, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel, Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
69229, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,The floating heads do make a good point.
69230, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,"I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! "
69231, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler, Let it go!!
69232, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,I feel violated. And not in a good way.
69233, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey.
69234, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Ross, I…"
69235, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,"If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. "
69236, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross," Yeah, they don’t like you."
69237, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. 
69238, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in."
69239, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Wow! I can’t believe I actually rolled an eight.
69240, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross," Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I’m not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend."
69241, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh…"
69242, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,You’re bachelor pad?!
69243, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe, YAY!
69244, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, come on you guys; that’s funny! Y’know? Because he’s need—he’s got like a hearing aide y’know, ‘cause-‘cause y’know, ‘cause he’s all old, and…"
69245, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel,Ok.  Wha...? where? Where are you going?
69246, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,How late are we?
69247, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Monica, No it's not.
69248, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"Well, whaddya think?"
69249, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"It’s a globe and, a pencil sharpener."
69250, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, I think Emma might like it!"
69251, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Joey,Hey!
69252, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,No you really think that's what it is?
69253, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler, Hello?
69254, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Oh, what? What-what?"
69255, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! 
69256, The Gym," Chandler and Mr, Geller are heading for the whirlpool room,",7,Chandler,So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
69257, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I definitely. I don’t like the name Ross."
69258, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Funny, my birthday was seven months ago."
69259, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"Dude, you see right thru me!! "
69260, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Just a sec., we're kind in the middle of something here."
69261, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?"
69262, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel," If I said I was, would you judge me?"
69263, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,"816, thank you!"
69264, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see. She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies."
69265, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine."
69266, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I know. They were mine.
69267, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
69268, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,You are asking me to be your wife!
69269, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Sorry.
69270, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Monica,"I gotta tell ya, I think it’s okay to be that guy."
69271, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Oh yeah right there!
69272, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,"Maybe. So this is the living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark. "
69273, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,What?! Why?
69274, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross,"Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you ‘til you cried?  We’re probably too old to do that now."
69275, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, y’know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it’ll be Valentine’s Day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they’re lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody!  I mean, it doesn’t even have to be a big relationship, y’know, just like a fling would be great."
69276, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry."
69277, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Phoebe,Come on. It doesn't taste bad.
69278, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,"Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We’ve been on the road six hours and you’ve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!"
69279, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him... we should get more information.
69280, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,"Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!"
69281, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Joey,"Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?"
69282, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"Well, do you wanna marry him?"
69283, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"Okay, pick a card, any card.  All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?"
69284, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Ross, don't press send, don't press se... !"
69285, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. "
69286, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay? We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in their."
69287, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,Hey I got one! I got one!
69288, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!"
69289, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?"
69290, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on."
69291, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Sure.
69292, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Rachel,"Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time."
69293, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Phoebe, And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. 
69294, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,What?  Ow!
69295, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Can you people not see me?! 
69296, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,Ross says hi.
69297, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,"Come, come here."
69298, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
69299, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,I’m gettin’ my chair back! 
69300, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I am sorry..."
69301, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler, Hey!
69302, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Joey, y’know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the air."
69303, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug I told him that you and I split up. So then he took me to all these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldn’t give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird!"
69304, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"Okay, I freaked out a little."
69305, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open ",5,Rachel,
69306, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,
69307, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!"
69308, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,You gonna buy a new one?
69309, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,Okay.
69310, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,Again?
69311, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Well last night, I met Monica’s."
69312, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,Closeness-shmoshness! There was three of us for crying out loud!
69313, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Yeah? Why?
69314, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Maybe because you used to be aloof, or that you’re really sarcastic, or that, y’know, you joke around all the time. Or that you take off your clothes and throw them on the couch."
69315, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!"
69316, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Monica,"Did he give you that whole ""You're-not-up-to-this"" thing again?"
69317, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman."
69318, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler, That’s right! I’m not!
69319, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,"He’s perfect, he’s never been better."
69320, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Ohh! So you're 5639?!
69321, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,"Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of...  Hey!"
69322, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,Okay. 
69323, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
69324, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,SON OF A BITCH!  (To the 
69325, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Monica,I think our lover’s spat will start a little early this month.
69326, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!"
69327, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Yes, Joe?"
69328, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I didn't mean now...
69329, Rachel has gone off on her own to look for the cat's owner,,1,Rachel,Wow. 
69330, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,That was gonna be my opener.
69331, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey," Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? ‘Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!"
69332, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?
69333, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
69334, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she’s real, uh, mellow!"
69335, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"What, what!? it's for her hot friends!"
69336, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. "
69337, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Listen, I know the invitation says 600, but does that mean that you want people to get there at six, or the show is gonna start right at six?"
69338, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,I now pronounce you... husband and wife.
69339, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack."
69340, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. It’s a very big deal, there’s a lot of people there I have to meet."
69341, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,"No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called ""The Days of Our Lives""."
69342, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Did you get it?
69343, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!"
69344, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, well, maybe now it’s not okay."
69345, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,No.
69346, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica, How does that laugh not give you a headache?
69347, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that."
69348, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl…"
69349, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,"So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me."
69350, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Thank you so much Phoebe.
69351, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey," Yeah, I do."
69352, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all."
69353, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,Thank you.
69354, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,"I don't know, but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug."
69355, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"All right, check me out."
69356, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"I didn’t uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think we have time to…"
69357, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"Wait, wait, wait."
69358, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!"
69359, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,The cushions are the essence of the chair!
69360, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Oh!  Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?"
69361, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Yeah.
69362, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Do you hear something? 
69363, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. "
69364, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"All right, did you just say all right?"
69365, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,"Oh, sweetie! "
69366, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?"
69367, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,and who's fault is that.
69368, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!"
69369, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,Glad I could help man.
69370, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"All right, it’s okay. One little setback is okay, just don’t let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But I’m just gonna take the-the pajmena. "
69371, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey," Hey, you guys!"
69372, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"I’m serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see."
69373, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"Oh, yah, sure."
69374, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,Thank you.
69375, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
69376, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,"You guys, I’m doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try."
69377, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Joey,"Oh, nothing, no. It’s an acting exercise, I’m practising my fake laugh."
69378, Central Perk,,10,Monica, You were going to cut me out?
69379, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?
69380, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,Oh.
69381, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Nothing I do means anything, really."
69382, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,That’s short for Phoebe?! I thought that was just what we called each other!
69383, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,Oh-oh!
69384, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Ah-ah-ah! We’re doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?"
69385, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
69386, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend."
69387, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God! How bad was it?
69388, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe, Uhm... Stockholm.
69389, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Phoebe,Come where?
69390, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective..."
69391, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,The bigger half.
69392, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
69393, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. "
69394, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe," Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!"
69395, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler, Wait! You look? You-you massaged me.
69396, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel, Wow! That was amazing!
69397, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,What the hell was that?!
69398, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Huh?
69399, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life.  The whole, 'hat' thing."
69400, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,Umm. 
69401, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Oh yeah, I’d love that."
69402, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,You.
69403, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey," Ross, I know you’re pissed at me, but we have to talk about this."
69404, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Buh-bye.  I just got us reservations at Michelle’s and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
69405, Kathy’s apartment," Chandler is knocking on the door,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but y’know I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? ‘Cause we’ve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Y’know, I know for me— Nick’s pants?"
69406, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,"Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good."
69407, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!"
69408, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,No. No. But I’ll go see a normal person movie with ya.
69409, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel," Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!"
69410, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Bye.
69411, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Oh, this is just terrible."
69412, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,WE'RE GETTING A BABY!
69413, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,Here we go. I’m serving my last cup of coffee. 
69414, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's okay, it was just my left leg."
69415, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Chandler,What a wank!
69416, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Monica,Yeah. Mine too.
69417, Casting Director #1’s office," Joey is on his first audition, His partner is an 8-year-old boy,",6,Joey," Okay. ""Hey, Timmy, I’ve got a surprise for you."""
69418, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Chandler,"Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!"
69419, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest…  But we had our best friend's interest at heart."
69420, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, but Mon that’s totally different. He was you’re health teacher."
69421, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,"Well it’s only like my favorite bay! {Actually, it’s not bad. It just gets a little cold in winter, but in Wisconsin winter only lasts from August to June. J }"
69422, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Oh thank you so much. 
69423, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold."
69424, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,"Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again."
69425, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,Oh!
69426, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?"
69427, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"We’re going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It’s time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law."
69428, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,I was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!
69429, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,No because it-it didn’t seem important.
69430, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Oh, I have to get married in James Bond’s tux!"
69431, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
69432, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross," Okay, let's go godfather."
69433, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Well we-we don’t know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this.  Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?"
69434, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross, You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
69435, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,No!
69436, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! "
69437, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,"Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me."
69438, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey, What do you need?
69439, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Oh now—Hey Ross-Ross! Do you wanna-wanna come in for a beer or something?
69440, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Rachel,"Hey, come on now!"
69441, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones."
69442, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"All right Pheebs, your cab’s ready."
69443, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Well... I like how you look, what are you?"
69444, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Phoebe,That and arrogance.
69445, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,"Yeah, she’s got to go back to London. But you know what? I’ve been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and that’s it. Y’know."
69446, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,I don’t ever want to see you again!
69447, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.
69448, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!"
69449, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Chandler,Hey.
69450, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,Oh!
69451, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! "
69452, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Yeah.
69453, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Nice try.
69454, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Chandler,Really? He does? 
69455, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
69456, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey," Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? ‘Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!"
69457, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,Is that what you’re thinking about right now?
69458, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Okay, there was some staring and pointing."
69459, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,"Oh God. It's shovely-Joe, isn't it?"
69460, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this...
69461, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,A lot of other gas smells…
69462, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?"
69463, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross, Thanks a lot.
69464, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Phoebe,"Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?"
69465, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,Really?
69466, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,That wouldn’t help me.
69467, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,That's it. 
69468, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,"You heard him! ""No bigger!"" ""You're perfect!"" ""Just don't get any bigger!"" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler."
69469, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Can I ask you a question?
69470, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,Yeah?
69471, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Okay.
69472, Central Perk,,9,Joey,No it is awesome!
69473, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here!  Oh my God."
69474, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere."
69475, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"Thanks, you look good too."
69476, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, there-there she is!"
69477, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldn’t, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad."
69478, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross, Hey!
69479, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Chandler,Eh. I thought that was an alp.
69480, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,No...
69481, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey,"Oh, yeah."
69482, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,"Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor."
69483, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Joey,Thursday? But that�s Halloween.
69484, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"So uh, what did this woman look like?"
69485, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep."
69486, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Chandler.
69487, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,It's a funny word.
69488, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel, I don’t know.
69489, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,Got me. 
69490, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,All right.
69491, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
69492, The Jewelry Store," Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store, She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr, T to shame on,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God!! 
69493, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Oh so-so not really never.
69494, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,"Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! "
69495, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,It's not the best!
69496, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,It's your timer.
69497, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Ross,Rach!
69498, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"I’ll take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? "
69499, The New York City Children's fund hallway,,10,Phoebe,Buffay is spelled B-U-F-F-A-Y.
69500, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
69501, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel," Yeah, he dumped me. He said, ""Rachel, I can’t do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I can’t do this. I’m married and I’m sorry."" And then I don’t know why but he said, ""and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."""
69502, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?"
69503, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey," You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?"
69504, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Phoebe,"No, but let’s come back to that later!"
69505, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
69506, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,Oooo-ooh!
69507, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Huh. Wow, this is great."
69508, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"No, it’s fate!"
69509, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,Really.
69510, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'm sure that would mean a lot to him. And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently."
69511, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"All right Joey, be nice.  So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?"
69512, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica,"Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I’m not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. "
69513, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,"""Indeed there isn't""... I should really get back to work."
69514, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Joey... we always know what you mean.
69515, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Ross,"Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?"
69516, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross, Hey!
69517, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine."
69518, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,No!
69519, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,It’s a standard issue bra clasp!
69520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,I think you look fine.
69521, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,What’s up?
69522, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Monica,And I'm a wuss. And we should be partners.
69523, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Monica,"Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test."
69524, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Okay, uh…"
69525, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
69526, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh, well drop and give me ten more!"
69527, Hospital,,10,Ross,And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
69528, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,Joey’s!
69529, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Boob job.
69530, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Phoebe,Yes. Did you settle the bill?
69531, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Well, suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you’d just be eating my animals."
69532, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross, Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
69533, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,Whoa! What?! Why?!
69534, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out! I talk to you and it’s nothin’. You look at me, and nothin’.  Nothing."
69535, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,"Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.  I’ll let myself out."
69536, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,What are you gonna do?
69537, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now."
69538, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross,"So, eh. I made out with Adrienne and you made out with Missy. Well I guess we're even."
69539, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Joey,"It can’t be me, I’m standing right here."
69540, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Rachel,I dumped him.
69541, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,That is never good.
69542, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,Ross?
69543, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Ross,Oh no! An asteroid! 
69544, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Yeah?
69545, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica," So, where do you want to go?"
69546, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Rachel,"Who are you saying ""check"" too?"
69547, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler,What's going on?
69548, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Don’t worry about it Pheebs.
69549, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Oh, it’s a poster for that World War I movie that I’m in, check it out."
69550, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here."
69551, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Oh yeah it’s fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
69552, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,"Ugh, it’s so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could—"
69553, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?"
69554, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally..."
69555, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,Yeah right.
69556, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! "
69557, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"No, no, Dad, I was just wondering."
69558, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!"
69559, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"What? No, that's illegal. I'm gonna have the labor department down her so fast they won't even..."
69560, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Oh look it’s Parker!
69561, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, please! Cooking soothes me.  Ahh. So, dig in!"
69562, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Hey!
69563, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,Great! I’m finally getting into this sailing stuff.
69564, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Phoebe, No! Oh! You’re alive! You’re alive!
69565, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me."
69566, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,You kissed another woman!
69567, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"Come on, tell me."
69568, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
69569, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look at a mirror?
69570, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,We really are.
69571, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,"YAY!  quick thing, I went to talk to Mike."
69572, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica," Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?"
69573, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Joey,
69574, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!"
69575, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,"Oh, okay."
69576, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him."
69577, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"No, its…Its not that. Umm, now what I’m going to say to you, I’m not saying as your friend. Okay? I’m-I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother."
69578, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Could I get some peanuts?
69579, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,"That true, I am flaky."
69580, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,In the hall.
69581, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,And you’re upset because you didn’t make your best friend cry?
69582, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Correct again! But, you forgot to switch legs between questions, so no hopping bonus!"
69583, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Okay then.
69584, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team."
69585, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Monica,So do you guys gonna come over tomorrow? I’ll make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
69586, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,8. 8!
69587, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Come on you guys, we want you to know we're  Right guys?"
69588, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Joey,"Yeah, the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me, I'm also thankful for thongs. "
69589, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,So now what have we agreed?
69590, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"All right, I'll try not to."
69591, Room 816," Phoebe is making her move on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Somebody went to college. Wow. 
69592, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,We gotta get them out of there!
69593, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Listen umm, I’ve been thinking, it’s not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that."
69594, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, that’s just a little something for my huge gay fan base. "
69595, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?"
69596, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,Are you okay? You’ve been acting weird all afternoon.
69597, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,Okay! Okay!  I’m so glad you’re here.
69598, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine."
69599, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop."
69600, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, this is fun."
69601, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,How's that different?  Oh! Yeah!
69602, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Huh. Huh.
69603, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, you could actually go to the gym."
69604, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Rachel,Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
69605, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,You think we're ready for something like that?
69606, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,"They’re just talking, and y’know what? Just because I think they’re soul mates doesn’t mean anything’s gonna happen."
69607, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?"
69608, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,And-and a power tie?
69609, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
69610, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"I’ll be right there!  Okay, Ross, please come on! I thought we have moved on! I thought we’ve gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?"
69611, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?"
69612, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"No! No, that was Jack! Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me!"
69613, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great…"
69614, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey,No! It’s not okay! It’s not okay at all!! You’re dead inside!!
69615, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Oh, that's nice!"
69616, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
69617, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats!  But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!"
69618, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Y’know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!"
69619, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie…
69620, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?"
69621, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh!
69622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,You know what?
69623, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Uh, well I can tell you why. It’s, it’s because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?"
69624, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey," Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?"
69625, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,It's Phoebe.
69626, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you?  Phoebe, Phoebe."
69627, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Oh my God!
69628, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,So- you can tell?
69629, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,"He’s right, even if it’s to say something complementary. "
69630, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Well, he makes t-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be appropriate to give me this."
69631, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I’m gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall."
69632, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it."
69633, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!"
69634, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey," Check this baby out, dug me a hole!"
69635, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. "
69636, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didn’t stop it. I guess I-I just wasn’t thinking…"
69637, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Joey,"Why would you need to say hi to them, you’ve been feeding them for four days?"
69638, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,I hope I win!
69639, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,And so were-were you close to your parents?
69640, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Joey,Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
69641, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel," Ross, please, I found the magazines!"
69642, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Phoebe! We’re both  your backup?!
69643, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"It’s okay! It’s okay! It kicked once, it’ll kick again!"
69644, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Oh yeah it will! Come on, up! Up-up-up! Up! Yes! Here we go! Pivot!  Pivot! Piv-ot! Piv-et!! Piv-ett!!! Piv-et!"
69645, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?"
69646, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Set....hike!
69647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! 
69648, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Okay. 
69649, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,Wow! I don’t know if I could ever do that. I always figured the first time I had a baby was with somebody I love and that baby would be a…keeper.
69650, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun."
69651, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her?  Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?"
69652, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,No bunny at all!! Always no bunny at all!!!
69653, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Okay. 
69654, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Chandler,"My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! "
69655, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Think he washed his hands?
69656, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross, Umm… Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
69657, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Okay, well, that… Wow, okay, well, umm…then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again."
69658, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
69659, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"Come on, don’t be crazy. "
69660, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You just did a little dancy thing.
69661, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Phoebe,"Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink."
69662, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Chandler,Hey Joe.
69663, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Phoebe,Oh! Oh my God!
69664, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross," So, he’s just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?"
69665, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,Then I’ve gotta go. Bye. 
69666, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Phoebe,You guuuyys.
69667, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Rachel,
69668, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me I am very memorable, you guys know."
69669, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs, about your mom..."
69670, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Joey…
69671, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Chandler,Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
69672, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,What?! I didn't touch a guitar!
69673, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"Because, honey, I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that."
69674, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,I guess it was kinda funny.
69675, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid."
69676, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Chandler,"Y'know, I would’ve bet good money that he’d be the first one of us to get married."
69677, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol."
69678, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,She's asleep. Chandler?
69679, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,No I’m having fun. I’m really—And I’m really-really excited for you and Ursula.
69680, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Oh, but wait I do have a globe."
69681, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh, now see that’s a fancy but."
69682, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey, This isn't over.
69683, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did!"
69684, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
69685, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,"Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the centazoic era."
69686, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Maybe you are a nurse, but you moonlight as a waitress."
69687, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Phoebe,Hi! And you're going into what grade?
69688, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,"She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent."
69689, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"No, I’m genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn’t work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you."
69690, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Chandler, Don’t look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
69691, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,Okay.  I hope that won’t work.
69692, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!"
69693, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Well, you’re not."
69694, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Keep talking.
69695, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?"
69696, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,How do you feel?
69697, Central Perk," They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey, Gunther is serving a nearby table,",9,Phoebe,I beg to differ .
69698, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?"
69699, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,They do me?
69700, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe," Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike."
69701, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Gary.
69702, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,"Rach, Rach, knock knock."
69703, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Unless! Unless umm, okay I-I would be willing to go to the concert, umm, all the while thinking about the children of course."
69704, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Relax. Here hold this 
69705, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,"No, I can't. No-no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry,  best buds."
69706, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it."
69707, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother."
69708, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Chandler,No.
69709, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper."
69710, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,No.
69711, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"A jazz trio for cocktails. The Bay City Rollers for dancing. Wait, that was from my sixth grade wedding."
69712, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Hey, you're not Kip!"
69713, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,Oh!
69714, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,Who are you going out with?
69715, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica, Hey!
69716, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"Oh, it's perfect."
69717, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?"
69718, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"I have to; he’s my best friend, and you’re seeing him."
69719, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,—Ooh!! Ow! Very good!
69720, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Monica,Hey! How was it?
69721, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Joey, why is your cable out?"
69722, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Honey? Leave it to the pros.
69723, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica," do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe me I know what he was doing."
69724, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey, Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get?
69725, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"No, you stop!"
69726, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,No. How are ya Paul? 
69727, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
69728, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,He is the man in the black dress.
69729, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?"
69730, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,No that is the last thing you want to do!
69731, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,What’s the matter?
69732, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.
69733, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica," Dammit, dammit, dammit!"
69734, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle."
69735, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
69736, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Oh, really?!"
69737, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?"
69738, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,"You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds."
69739, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,Dear Lord!!
69740, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,And that�s Judy over there at the bar with Emma?
69741, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn’t find out some other way.  Did you think about the trail?"
69742, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it's going okay."
69743, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Chandler,You’re right.
69744, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Phoebe,What? You’ll hi-ya?
69745, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I can't, I gotta go."
69746, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"I can’t. I can’t push anymore, I can’t."
69747, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica, Is that a secret or a lie.
69748, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"So uh, Emily called last night…"
69749, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Hey Amy.
69750, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says it’s time to go, it’s time to go. "
69751, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Please don’t kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasn’t there fault, it was mine."
69752, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Well, I want it!"
69753, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"No, that is what the game is."
69754, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Divorced men’s club.
69755, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,"Hey, Monica, who would yours be?"
69756, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
69757, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Rachel,"Okay honey, you can finish this later we’re gonna be late. We gotta go."
69758, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
69759, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,What? What? Was that a joke? 'Cause it's mean.
69760, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him."
69761, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"No-no, we talked about it. We don’t want to know. All we care about is that it’s happy and healthy."
69762, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn’t what it looks like, ‘cause Rick is my ahh, husband."
69763, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,OK.  Oh Monica! Guess what!
69764, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,"Yeah well, I’m-I’m a slut."
69765, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Here you go!
69766, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!"
69767, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents,",7,Monica,"Oh dad, really you don’t need to…"
69768, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,"I know!  Don't switch hands, okay?"
69769, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,From here to the airport?
69770, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,But why didn’t you just tell her the truth.
69771, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-life’s gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?"
69772, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Real estate, huh? Hmmm..."
69773, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"So... What's the deal with umm, you and Joey?"
69774, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Get to the problem!
69775, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,She's not even here yet.
69776, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,What?
69777, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Yeah, the man wreaks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some liquorice."
69778, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,
69779,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Hey!
69780, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel, Hey Pheebs?
69781, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,How did that happen?
69782, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
69783, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,No I told you I can't.
69784, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.
69785, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,Do you remember where the duck food is?
69786, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"All right, well, everybody just remember where they were sitting."
69787, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff."
69788, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"I love you.  Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin’ about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right."
69789, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Okay. Let’s hurry—Oh wait! Do we have a condom? 
69790, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
69791, Central Perk,,10,Monica, Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...
69792, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,Y-Yeah! What-what is your wife’s name?
69793, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Yay!
69794, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
69795, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,FYI..
69796, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,I can’t believe I’m gonna have a party! This is so great!  I don’t know why.
69797, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd’s Pie!"
69798, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,No.
69799, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,That's what we were gonna name the baby.
69800, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Oh, slides.  So really nothing happened."
69801, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding."
69802, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,Awesome!
69803, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,Dad!! 
69804, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie."
69805, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,"Of course, of course not. I just have to uh, go over to the place where I-I made it and pick-pick it up."
69806, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,You thought about that?
69807, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ok. If you really need to.
69808, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,You’re not stupid. You’re meaner than I thought.
69809, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"No, I realize that honey, but I’m not gonna spend all of the money on one party."
69810, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I think she looks good."
69811, The hallway between the bedrooms," Ross is coming upstairs and stops between two doors, He looks at the one on the right, then he looks at the one on his left, thinks about it, and goes in the one on his right,",3,Ross,
69812, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Oh Pheebs that’s so sweet——Ooh, those are so cute!"
69813, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Y’know you, really didn’t have to take me to the airport."
69814, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home...  Joey, don't touch it!!"
69815, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend."
69816, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,How's that different?  Oh! Yeah!
69817, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"I guess, in time."
69818, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,I’m-I’m Ross by the way.
69819, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, honey, wanna get some breakfast?"
69820, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Rachel,What?!!
69821, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Really?
69822, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you don’t want to be doing something and then look up and see something you don’t want to be seeing."
69823, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Hi!
69824, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barely an experience!"
69825, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Wow! I can’t believe that’s our baby.
69826, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Rachel,I bet 20.
69827, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Hey!
69828, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Monica,"Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves."
69829, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,You do?
69830, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice."
69831, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme a ‘Y!’
69832, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"All right, we should call somebody."
69833, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I’m not feeling it.
69834, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,I’ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
69835, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,Spring vacation.
69836, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,Nothing.
69837,,,3,Joey,
69838, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
69839, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it."
69840, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,I can’t help it!
69841, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,I’m so sorry.
69842, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,"I don’t get it, Chandler loved it!"
69843, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post."
69844, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,"Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?"
69845, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game."
69846, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Chandler," I'm sorry, I got a little occupied."
69847, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes..."
69848, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,
69849, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,We’re having a girl?
69850, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"No, I fold. "
69851, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Phoebe,"Now, are you sure you don’t want to go see a doctor?"
69852, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel," Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?"
69853, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,"Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise."
69854, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,That’s no problem.
69855, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Not so much.
69856, the hotel conference room,,9,Joey,"Yeah, and so funny!"
69857, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A bit of a daredevil are we?
69858, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! 
69859, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,"What's the matter with me? How do I keep ruining this? I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
69860, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,RAT BASTARD!
69861, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?"
69862, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,"Oh, not at all. Happy to do it."
69863, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this."
69864, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.
69865, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Chandler’s gone again!
69866, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica,"Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you."
69867, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour."
69868, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,That is a slap in the face.
69869, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Yay! Emily!
69870, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Come here.  Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you."
69871, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Me too. Alright, whattaya got."
69872, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!"
69873, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility."
69874, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
69875, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe,"Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad."
69876, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Yay!  Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don’t know, we could try some-some new things. Y’know? For fun?"
69877, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,"Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard."
69878, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it’s funny now?
69879, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,"Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology."
69880, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey,Not in my head.
69881, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,"Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance."
69882, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Monica,Hi.
69883, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Uh, Paul’s Caf�. They got great food and it’s really romantic."
69884, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, what?"
69885, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,Oh my—Oh good God!
69886, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I don’t know. I guess we have to eat."
69887, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Why?
69888, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Joey,
69889, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,"Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, I’ll divide my perspective canidates into catergories...."
69890, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,Come on Ben.
69891, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Phoebe,"No! Joey, you’re going to be great!"
69892, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"We’re going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It’s time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law."
69893, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,How come?
69894, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!"
69895, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?"
69896, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"I think, sub-consciously…"
69897, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Hey, they’re going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Y’know they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playful—didn’t you see Personal Best?"
69898, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh, well drop and give me ten more!"
69899, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay—Oop! Too late! I’m leaving! Come on Chandler let’s go! 
69900, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Hi boots.
69901, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Chris says they’re closing down the bar.
69902, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Joey!
69903, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well, sorry doesn’t bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later."
69904, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross, Hey!
69905, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Okay!
69906, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah. But I also believed her  when she said I was next.
69907, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Chandler,Oh. 
69908, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Oh my God!
69909, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,Who's laughing now?
69910, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe," Oh, I thought you weren’t coming. What? Where were you?"
69911, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,Oh! That's why.  I'm sorry!
69912, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,Ok 
69913, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Phoebe,Yes! Exactly! And that's why…
69914, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"No, my eye doctor is Richard! I can’t go to him when I don’t have a boyfriend!"
69915, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,He carries a briefcase.
69916, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey, Hey!
69917, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica," Yes, they can stay with us."
69918, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Whoa!!
69919, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"A little more, a little more.  A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this."
69920, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,"Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!"
69921, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! It’s time to open the presents!
69922, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross, I’d like a Wicked Wango card!
69923, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Hey!
69924, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
69925, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!"
69926, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,What...that scene I saw was so good!
69927, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
69928, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I made myself take an oath. Yeah, no fooling around with clients and umm, always be prepared. Yeah, that one’s actually from the Boy Scouts, but it just makes good sense."
69929, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,Ooy.
69930, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,You still here?
69931, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'."
69932, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"Well, can I just…"
69933, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Chandler,"Joey, it’s been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself."
69934, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp."
69935, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,I believe it.
69936, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Hey. Uh, can I talk to you for a second? This, uh, kid in this picture. Do you, uh, know this kid? Is that like a relative or something?"
69937, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"All right, let’s be practical, if Ross isn’t willing to do it, he’s not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow Chandler—Chandler is good!"
69938, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,I am good. I finished my book.
69939, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever..."
69940, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,Barry who you almost...?
69941, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,So was I.
69942, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica, What?
69943, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,"No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides y’know what? I’m fine here."
69944, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!"
69945, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Wait! Wait! We’d really love it if you could be there.
69946, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control."
69947, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica, I have no idea.
69948,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,Seriously? You divorce-o?
69949, Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,What is it?
69950, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn’t even watch it! Anyway, here. "
69951, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,So?
69952, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,What?
69953, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,Go!
69954, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!"
69955, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,And starting to think about settling down!
69956, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?"
69957, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Nice save.
69958, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,Ohhh!!
69959, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,"Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen."
69960, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay,  you’re not a pushover."
69961, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... "
69962, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah!"
69963, Central Perk,,10,Monica,That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
69964, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,Yeah.
69965, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey, Yeah...
69966, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"Man, this is…"
69967, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,There’s been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that I’m not free tonight. So…
69968, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Oh.
69969, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,now I feel terrible this is all my fault.
69970, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,Okay!  Hey!
69971, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you get used to it."
69972, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Well we’ll see!
69973, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What does he think? Does he think I’m just gonna wait around for nothing?
69974, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Oh.
69975, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,"Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!"
69976, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,oh and you know what you should bring the black see-through teddy with the attached garters. 
69977, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon."
69978, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,And Monica knows...
69979, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!
69980, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"I know, I know, so it is just not a big deal."
69981, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey," Oh, hey Katie! Everyone, this is Katie."
69982, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Monica,"I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila."
69983, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,And we're okay?
69984, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler, That’s one?
69985, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Well, it was the first time. Y’know, there’s not always a lot of agreement the first time."
69986, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,What’s a scrud?
69987, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,I'm going to China.
69988, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Joey,"Oh, now I have to go!!"
69989, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"No, no. Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey, she doesn't have time for friends. She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die!"
69990, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Rachel,"Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?"
69991, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,
69992, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Rachel,When?! After the birth of our first secret child?!  Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.
69993, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,Whoo-hoo!
69994, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,You will?!
69995, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Monica,Thank you for letting us see the house again.
69996, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,"Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel."
69997, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Well, that's cool. So did… "
69998, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Phoebe,Good for you!
69999, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,"Huh. Except, Phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them."
70000, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"So, there was no miracle?!"
70001, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,You are dogged man! I totally fit!
70002, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Do you all promise?
70003, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! It’s like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channie’s!!
70004, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Rachel,"What, it's ok when Chandler does it?"
70005,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Hey!
70006, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,What?
70007, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Not working with me, Joe! Here's the thing lately I have been having thoughts  musings, if you will!"
70008, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"He-he was with me umm, we’re playing a little game, y’know? Hide and seek."
70009, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Ross,Oh come on! Here we go!  Stand by for mission countdown!
70010, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,"He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool."
70011, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,Why?
70012, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,Hi. Do you know what time it is?
70013, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,Yes it is!
70014, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Monica,"Well, that's it. Everything's packed."
70015, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,"So ah, whatcha watching?"
70016, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,I might've said that.  Why is that funny?
70017, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"No! No, come on let her sleep! She’s so exhausted."
70018, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe,"Oh yeah!  Oh, I can do that."
70019, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,"Yeah, what are ya gonna do?"
70020, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,What do you mean?
70021, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Hey!
70022, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowers—Think of the money we’ll save!!  We’re not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
70023, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,Apology accepted. Excuse us. 
70024, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Well if it’s free food, how come you’re charging me for it?"
70025, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving."
70026, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,Oh hey Rach!
70027, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Yes I did! Meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock! 
70028, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,What did you just say?
70029, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,"Hey, what's that?"
70030, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,How much longer?
70031, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh good, 'cause I've already thought of 3... 4! I've just thought of a fourth "
70032, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,"Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding…"
70033, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"Whoa-whoa, there’s two living rooms? God, growing up here, this place must’ve been a real babe magnet."
70034, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,I bet this will work! 
70035, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Okay, Phoebe just-just get-get on the bike and—Hey! I’ll hold you up and-and push you. Okay?"
70036, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Ross,"Hey, I am not unemployed. I’m on sabbatical!"
70037, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Joey, I bet I stopped listening before you did.
70038, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Maybe on some level.
70039, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey, Ross!
70040, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Yes you do, if you're going to make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!"
70041, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
70042, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
70043, Mattress King," Monica is trying to return her bed,",3,Monica,"Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I’m the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed."
70044, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,A-alright! I can do this.
70045, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"Y’know I remember when uh, when I was in college, we used to… "
70046, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor."
70047, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Phoebe,Are there anymore from the good batch? ‘Cause we could just work off of those.
70048, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as ‘Laser Floyd’ was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! That’s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, ‘the munchies.’ So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me 'Cookie Dude!'"
70049, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,All right.
70050, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,"I know, let’s rest and drink lots of fluids. "
70051, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"So, let's do this."
70052, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,That’s excellent.
70053, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I did! I absolutely did!
70054, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Phoebe,Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
70055, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Hey.
70056, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?"
70057, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,That's not what we're gonna do!
70058, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one’s fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident."
70059, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"All right Ross you’re in the lead, would you like to take another question or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?"
70060, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,See ya! 
70061, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross,"Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here,  Does it?!!”"
70062, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. You’ll—you’re gonna pick it up.  Hey! You will! Uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. Do you remember?"
70063, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,I can’t believe you’re gonna ask Monica to marry you!
70064, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Game?
70065, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I’m trying to win her over, so I was wondering if.."
70066, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe, Who's hoping the hand raising thing is still cute enough that you won't hate me?
70067, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,"So, he a little enthusiastic, what’s wrong with that?"
70068, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Joey,"Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!"
70069, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!
70070, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Oh yeah—No—You’re welcome. We’ll talk about it later.
70071, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,All right. Feel good?
70072, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Oh...
70073, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,"Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me."
70074, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,"You know, I know that things could still go wrong but if they don't? If this works out, we're gonna have a baby Chandler, a baby!"
70075, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Soo... you girls having fun?
70076, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Will, right?"
70077, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. "
70078, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,You sure?
70079, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,What do you like better flora or fauna?
70080, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,I love you too Chandler. 
70081, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
70082, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,ROSS!
70083, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff..."
70084, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,So much more.
70085, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Rachel,I do the same thing.
70086, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Okay. So, can I serve you a little of—What? What? What? "
70087, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,I don’t want to say.
70088, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,"So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? I’m just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit."
70089, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Monica,Yes!
70090, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey, I don’t want to marry Chandler!
70091, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,Hey you.
70092, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, right, right, shut up."
70093, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Ross,"Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing."
70094, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"Phoebe is, making people."
70095, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"All right, I’ll see you tonight."
70096, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,I'm sorry...
70097, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,And... taped back together.
70098, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,Wher-where have you been?
70099, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Ok, I may not have treated your friends well in the past, but I have grown up a lot, really. Honest, Rach?"
70100, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,What...? That's not you! Life is good again! Ride 'em cowgirl!
70101, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross, You grow up.
70102, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah. But I also believed her  when she said I was next.
70103, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad."
70104, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Ross,Y’know what I think it is? I think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.
70105, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,Hey! Good luck!
70106, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Okay.
70107, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?"
70108, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Why do you need it?
70109, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
70110, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,No! Look-look! There’s the coffee table they stole from us!
70111, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey, Is it like a book that's also a safe?
70112, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Phoebe!
70113, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Joey,"There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss?"
70114, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"It's funny. When you said ""unpaid"" it sounded like you said ""unpaid."""
70115, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Y’know, it’s interesting! Most people think that’s made with seawater, when in fact—"
70116, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Thank you.  Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose."
70117, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel," Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan."
70118, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross,"It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?"
70119, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel,
70120, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it ""Mike, do you take Phoebe...""  You know, it's every girl's dream!"
70121, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,Joey-
70122, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Buh-bye.  I just got us reservations at Michelle’s and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
70123, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,I will tell you as soon as you thank me for writing my book.
70124, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
70125, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,A little. Yeah. I made a snack.
70126, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,I’m really not deciding!
70127, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I can’t, I can’t watch."
70128, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,"So technically, would this person be in the wedding?"
70129, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys."
70130, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,"This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really..."
70131, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did! And don’t you say, ""No, I didn’t!"""
70132, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!"
70133, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris…Holy cow, that’s a big word. Trisc… Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?"
70134, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,You get the dollhouse.
70135, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"I'm sorry, but that's my happy place."
70136, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,"Yeah.  Hey, I hope Ross didn’t think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!"
70137, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey."
70138, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Rachel,Let's dry 'em again.
70139, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No-no. We…
70140, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,We’re not actors.
70141, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,
70142, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Chandler,"Oh honey, leave them alone, they’re in love."
70143, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe, Hey!
70144, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,That is why!
70145, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,You’re coming on to the entire room!  I’m Chandler.
70146, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Hey! It is unacceptable that you two would have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
70147, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Ross,"Aww, Pheeb, come on isn’t there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?"
70148, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
70149, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey,"Yep, that's my audition."
70150, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, Joey."
70151, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,"Yes, and I have to say, I am not just hurt. I am insulted. When I tell somebody I did something..."
70152, Central Perk," They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey, Gunther is serving a nearby table,",9,Phoebe," Seriously, stop staring at her."
70153, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"Thank you Gunther, put it there.  Thank you."
70154, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Ross,What trail?
70155, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Well, uh, do you have a Santa-outfit left?"
70156, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, uh, yeah... I just knew that sometimes when you're writing, you... you don't always know the exact time."
70157, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you."
70158, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
70159, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'."
70160, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,That really was some of your best work.
70161, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
70162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,You could?
70163, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
70164, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?"
70165, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Anyway, it wasn’t the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesn’t like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!"
70166, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross, How did he do this?
70167, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,Didn't think so.
70168, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,Done with the bookcase!
70169, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe,"Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today."
70170, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, don’t we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?"
70171, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?
70172, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,Horn-swoggle.
70173, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
70174, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,Hey sweetie.
70175, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe,"No. I’m just, I wanna, I need to be alone."
70176, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,Hey!
70177, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,You've got to be smooth about it.
70178, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"No, listening! Sit! Y’know, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk."
70179, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one."
70180, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,Well we…we don’t have a garage.
70181, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,Hey!
70182, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  Congratulations on your big break.",5,Joey,
70183, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Hello, children!"
70184, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
70185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,"No, you messed it up. You’re stupid."
70186, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,Yes!
70187, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,Kinda like your Barca lounger.
70188, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him."
70189, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,Remembered what?
70190, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,"Ohh, Nothing."
70191, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific."
70192, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
70193, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter."
70194, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,You're-you're what?!
70195, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica,"I’m fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door."
70196, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Okay. 
70197, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Joey stop staring! There’s nothing there! It’s not true!
70198, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy."
70199, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh. Um-hmm. But y'know, she choose to find me. I mean, I have to respect her decision. Right?"
70200, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,"I uhm... Well, I sang... "
70201, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Aww, I don't want to see that!"
70202, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
70203, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Got cha again, you guys are so easy."
70204, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"No, we weren't!"
70205, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,You're not even giving them a chance!
70206, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Joey,What’s in it?
70207, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Hi!
70208, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Look, forget it Phoebe. Okay? It’s Rachel’s tape and she can do whatever she wants with it. And she wants to destroy it. So, end of story."
70209, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross, it’s okay. You can come out."
70210, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!"
70211, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh that’s so sweet!  Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired."
70212, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,What are we gonna do?
70213, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I’m sorry I just couldn’t tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And y’know we got to talking and I…"
70214, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"I always knew I was havin’ a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me."
70215, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!"
70216, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,Maybe we should just eat now.
70217, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,Hey!
70218, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,But it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start. 
70219, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh Willie’s still alive!
70220, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad."
70221, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,Yes!
70222, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Well we’ll see!
70223, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh!! God!  Get out of here, good for nothing."
70224, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,"So, you’re just Bing?"
70225, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Thank you!
70226, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,Wow!  Well then I’ll just have to carry you.
70227, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,"You’re arranging flowers!  You got dead flowers! You got a picture, a picture, of a baby dressed like flowers! This is not Joey!!"
70228, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey,You’re smoking again?!
70229, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel, Call her! Call her now!
70230, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler, Could've been a peach.
70231, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,I was giving you an appology and you were totally checking her out!
70232, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Yes. Yes. Yes. 
70233, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,How young is young Ethan? Young?
70234, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"Next time, can I say breathe?"
70235, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
70236, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"So, um- so how's this, uh, how's this gonna work? Y'know, with us? Y'know, when, like, important decisions have to be made?"
70237, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?"
70238, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,...I really don't... 
70239, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,I can do that for the kids.
70240, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Ummmmmmmm, no."
70241, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Thursday’s clearly not good for ya, pick a day!"
70242, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross," two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!"
70243, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler,"....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store."
70244, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, ah, I’m an actor. I’m fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and don’t worry I’m totally okay with the gay thing."
70245, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,What the… Yes you’re too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
70246, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross,"Can I, can I help you with something?"
70247, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
70248, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I've got good news!
70249, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Loud and clear! 
70250, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,Diane Keeton.
70251, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross, Really!
70252, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica,Phil!
70253, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much.
70254, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"No! No! Not, Paris."
70255, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me."
70256, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,Joey...
70257, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Joey,Excellent.
70258, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Oh that’d be me. Sir.  After you.
70259, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Guest.
70260, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,"Oh wow, what a beautiful name!  What is it again?"
70261, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Oh yeah? You’re going further down! Downtown!
70262, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,No.
70263, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,Hi.
70264, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,Wouldn’t you love to do it just once?! 
70265, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,What are you doing here?
70266, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"How you got three women to marry you, I’ll never know."
70267, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my ""plan-laugh."" "
70268, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,715.  Watch doesn’t work.
70269, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"No, no, that won’t be ah, that won’t be necessary "
70270, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Ross,Everyday I am gonna do one thing that I haven't done before. That my friends is my New Year's resolution.
70271, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Well, I don't know."
70272, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,You don’t understand! You didn’t see how brazen she was.
70273, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what, I’m gonna uh, play the field just a little more."
70274, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.
70275, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,What?
70276, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Joey,"Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked."
70277, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica," Hey, what’s up?"
70278, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe."
70279, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,"You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! . Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!"
70280, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"Spoon?  So, what do you think?"
70281, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Oh my God! Monica!
70282, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Here, let me help you. "
70283, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,I just—I-I can’t believe she’s-she’s dating?!
70284, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"No. No, Kathy."
70285, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Chandler,"I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. "
70286, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Yes!  Google!
70287, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Can you?
70288, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Because you’re the only one that can be fair.
70289, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Nice!
70290, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,"Damnit! Y’know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! "
70291, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross,What the hell happened on that beach?!
70292, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there."
70293, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
70294, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Joey,Whom.  That’s right.
70295, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross, And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!
70296, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,Thanks!
70297, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
70298, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"Well, what about Mindy?"
70299, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,Your work makes me sad.
70300, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Yeah.
70301, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"Oh, I chose not to hear that."
70302, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,We were on a break!!! Okay!! 
70303, Chandler’s Office Building," Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up,",8,Chandler,"Sure, what’s up?"
70304, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica, you. This is just something I have to do.
70305, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,And that's how you bought it?
70306, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Chloe, Chloe how’s it coming?!!"
70307, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,My identical hand twin!
70308, The ride along,,5,Joey,"Come on man!  Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?"
70309, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,"Ok, it's 2100 hours. "
70310, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time."
70311, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Okay.
70312, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,"Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here…"
70313, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow."
70314, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey, Hello Michael.
70315, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,"So, you’re not going to Paris."
70316, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,I'll get it! I will get that! 
70317, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"I don’t know! How about, ""Thanks for taking the message."" Jeez! "
70318, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave."
70319, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Phoebe,Of course I do! And I’m gonna give it back to you as soon as they’re done with it at the key shining place.
70320, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
70321, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."
70322, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Well, what do you do?"
70323, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Yeah!
70324, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica,Hey!
70325, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, You told her?!
70326, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here.  Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!"
70327, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,...It's kinda hard though!
70328, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Monica,Do you want some shortbread? Eh that’s Scottish like you are.
70329, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Phoebe,I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right!
70330, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,I… It just—it took me so long to get that desk organized.
70331, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,No.
70332, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,Fine!  But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
70333, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, I wish I knew, but the evaluations are all anonymous."
70334, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?"
70335, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,Nope. Schhorry.
70336, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler, You are beautiful.
70337, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,Love it!
70338, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler, Hey!
70339, Classroom," Joey is lecturing on facial expressions,",3,Joey,You bet! What’s the part?
70340, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe, where were you standing?
70341, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
70342, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?"
70343, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,Happy for you. 
70344, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
70345, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,I-I wasn’t in that.
70346, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,The man’s got a point.
70347, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,"Hey, so, uh, how’s it going living over at Ross’?"
70348,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,Hey!
70349, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Well look, you don’t really like the one from uptown and you’re too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you’re done!"
70350, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here."
70351, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel, Can any of you watch Emma?
70352, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,"Oh, yes, umm, I’m here to pick up a dress that you have on hold."
70353, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"No-o-o!  No-o-o! Look Joey, here’s the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, I’m gonna be moving out man."
70354, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Hey!  Oh, good, Ross! You’re parents like me, right?"
70355, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,Hey.
70356, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,"Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at…bigger rocks.  Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?"
70357, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,"Honey, might I suggest watching a little more ESPN and a little less E!?"
70358, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!"
70359, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, you’re being ridiculous! Okay? You are cute and smart and sweet and that is much more important than three stupid divorces!"
70360, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,I could be a secretary.
70361, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman."
70362, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"No, we’re not!!"
70363, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Hey guys!
70364, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,See? I told you.
70365, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, that’d be much worse than being 28, and still working here."
70366, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,Hey!
70367, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"So, now, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn’t it?"
70368, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Live together? There have been no signs for that.
70369, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm,  y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-if—are you sure there's just not anything else?"
70370, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey,"Sure, yeah. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go. "
70371, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you."
70372, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Phoebe, Oh.
70373, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"I dunno, maybe it’s because you’re really sarcastic. Or maybe it’s cause you uh-"
70374, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler, I don't think that's exactly...
70375, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I know, I know, it’s-it’s so, it’s so totally like, ""Whoa! Can we do this?"" Y’know, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Don’t you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don’t you think?"
70376, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?!"
70377, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,We didn’t give you any money! 
70378, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Isn't Rachel supposed to be back by now?
70379, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?"
70380, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,I wasn’t sleeping.
70381, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Thank you.  All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?"
70382, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!"
70383, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
70384, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
70385, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,  MY SANDWICH?!!!
70386, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Honey, come on! You live far away! You're not related. You lift right out."
70387, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
70388, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Chandler,Hey.
70389, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Maybe it’s uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! 
70390, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,You wanna see if we still have it?
70391, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Ross,What?!
70392, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before."
70393, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta go back in there."
70394, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself!  Without any outside help whatsoever."
70395, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,I don’t know how to lead.
70396, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Good luck to you.
70397, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office."
70398, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,Oh you’re my biggest fan? I’ve always wanted to meet you! Hi! 
70399, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey, I slept with Monica.
70400, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Joey, I can’t believe you would do that for me."
70401, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,Oh my God.
70402, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Good.
70403, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel, You would do that? I never get picked!
70404, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just… I just… Kinda…
70405, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, "
70406, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey,",4,Chandler,Hey Joe.
70407, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,Give me your hands.  Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
70408, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,"Well, if you don't... if you don't hold it in, you don't get all the nutrients."
70409, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. "
70410, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,It doesn’t say that!
70411, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Monica,
70412, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel," Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy."
70413, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica," So, did you two have fun?"
70414, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica, Is that a secret or a lie.
70415, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,Phoebe? Is everything okay?
70416, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,"Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life."
70417, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,"I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in."
70418, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Uhm... Rachel and I hired a male nanny. 
70419, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,...Jack from downstairs?
70420, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, I’ll show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didn’t see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. "
70421, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.
70422, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,Well there’s an idea!!
70423, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,That was... Impressive.
70424, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,Oh Chandler!
70425, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,Hey.
70426, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,And his first name.
70427, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,Ohhhhh!
70428, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,You know Paul?
70429, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,"No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me."
70430, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, right, right, shut up."
70431, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,I guess. It's always gonna be scary when we have a baby. 
70432, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross," Hey, you guys! Guess what?"
70433, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"I mean, there’s no point in spending time with someone if-if it’s just fun. It’s gotta be, it’s gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going?  Ah! That’s-that’s the real question. And-and the answer is…is it’s going somewhere…fun. Now I-I know what you’re thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y’know, but you’re-you’re not getting any younger. No I mean—No not you, not you, you—you are getting younger. I mean—you-you look like you’re getting younger by the second—What’s your secret?"
70434, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"It's old, it's definitely old. Didn't you hear the, the double beep?"
70435, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Hey no-no-no-no! It’s cool! It’s cool! I-I’ll only be a second, I’m still with my bride’s maid, I just—Where are those condoms you brought?"
70436, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,All right then. 
70437, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What?
70438, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,What�s the matter with me? Why I�m such a girl?
70439, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Hi, Joe."
70440, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler," Hey, so can you make it on Friday?"
70441, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Oh, everything's pink."
70442, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Hey! Uh, I thought, I thought you were at table six."
70443, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Oh…  Can you imagine if I hadn’t left you that last one? You two might’ve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! It’s like it was in the stars!
70444, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"No! No! No, not after seeing that."
70445, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden-  So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city."
70446, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"No, it's been three nights in a row."
70447, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,Hell yeah!!!
70448, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,No.
70449, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,What are you singing?
70450, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay.
70451, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,"Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?"
70452, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,"No, our guy is just a floating head."
70453, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride.  Y’know I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there."
70454, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Joey,"Look, we’re not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!"
70455, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica, Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
70456, doctor's waiting room,,9,Chandler," No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??"
70457, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,You know what? I think I'm gonna stay here and make sure he's okay.
70458, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel."
70459, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog."
70460, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
70461, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
70462, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Joey,That sounds perfect!
70463, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,Ohh! That’s so great!
70464, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Oh.
70465, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!
70466, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,I-I-I’d love to. Let me just tell my friend.
70467, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,OK... see your two... and I raise you twenty. 
70468, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica, That's your call.
70469, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Hey! You smell like perfume and cigarettes.
70470, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler,And a bagel with only…
70471, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,What does she mean by 'involved'?
70472, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,You kissed her that night too?
70473,,,1,Joey,
70474, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend."
70475, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Uh Rach, if you’re gonna start another story, at least let me finish mine."
70476, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly "
70477, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I’m so happy things worked out for us that we’re having this baby together. I love you so much."
70478, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Hey, look at all the boxes!"
70479, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her."
70480, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,You stepped on my egg roll?
70481, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross, Hey!
70482, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,How?! When?!
70483, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
70484, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Really?!
70485, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey," Uh, was that good for you?"
70486, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler, Take off your shirt!
70487, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Thank you!
70488, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony."
70489, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Right.
70490, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone."
70491, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, Pervert Parade?"
70492, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Sometimes I think maybe she could. But it doesn’t matter, because I can’t do anything about it."
70493, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone who you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who..."
70494, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.
70495, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Phoebe,"Well, there's a spot open for only one groomsman and you have to choose between Ross and Chandler. So good luck with that."
70496, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Hey.
70497, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"You're kidding, no!"
70498, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
70499, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler,"Hey, I've been honing!"
70500, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, my grandmother's dead."
70501, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,"Oh that’s right, that’s what I’d sound like if I exploded."
70502, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out..."
70503, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,Oh Joey this is crazy!
70504, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,"She was kinda stupid. You're right. All right, I'm just gonna go on the date. I'm gonna go on the date. That is the new plan."
70505, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,Ennnh.
70506, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time."
70507, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I am so gonna score.
70508, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"Well yeah, I lied before."
70509, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Oh no!
70510, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,"Oh I like this place. And technically, technically I’m not breaking any rules so I…"
70511, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Fine, I’ll rub it on myself."
70512, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had."
70513, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Oh, and I promise, I will not fake it this time."
70514, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together."
70515, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken."
70516, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica," Okay, I’ll go!"
70517, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Joey,
70518, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,A two and a five.
70519, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"You knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were...."
70520, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,Nope-op! I insist!  You get the wine right?
70521, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,What?! You got us evicted!!
70522, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. "
70523, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,
70524, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Rachel,"Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three?!"
70525, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it’s a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! "
70526, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Haha!
70527, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just…be alone y’know to think about my mom and her suicide."
70528, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,"Oh, well... That had been your window."
70529, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,No.
70530, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m pretty confident about that. That’s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though."
70531, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,You got it! Oh-oh! 
70532, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,Okay. 
70533, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"I guess when you don't have so many distractions, it's easier for you to focus. Huh?"
70534, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,What’s the matter?
70535, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross, Good. I'm just getting some coffee. So I'm alert for the wedding.
70536, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Except that!  Oh, hello, Mr. Zelner. We're all ready for our presentation this afternoon."
70537, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey, What?!! That’s even worse!!
70538, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh 
70539, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Chandler,Really? He does? 
70540, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Joey.
70541, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,I’m still right here!
70542, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
70543, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica, My God! Is this a gym card?
70544, Gary and Phoebe's apartment," it's morning and they're both waking up in bed,",5,Phoebe,"I like waking up with you too.  Oh, I can stay here all day."
70545, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,I wish I had smoked for my career…
70546, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Heey man, I work out."
70547, Ross',,9,Rachel,What? What's the matter?
70548, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"See, I don’t know, for me it would have to Chantal."
70549, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"No, sorry sweety.."
70550, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
70551, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,.....Hi.
70552, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica, Six o'clock!
70553, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,"Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there?  Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…"
70554, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Joey, come on now, for me! Please, just-just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else."
70555, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Emma’s cake. It’s in a box in the fridge."
70556, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey," Well, what is going on with you two?"
70557, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Joey,"I don’t know Ross, not if you’re gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist."
70558, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Yes!
70559, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? "
70560, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What?
70561, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government."
70562, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,Hi.
70563, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Hey Rach!
70564, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"And I’m the happiest guy in the world!  Oh honey, come on don’t be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!"
70565, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,Happy birthday!!!
70566, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,Hey! How’d your date go with Jake?
70567, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Well, maybe I can help. "
70568, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,What-what?
70569, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey, Althea!
70570, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,"When girls hang out, we don’t have pillow fights in our underwear.  I’m sorry. We do. We do. I don’t know why I said that."
70571, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?"
70572, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"She was just crawling around and she found him, so I just let her sleep with him. That's all right? Isn't it?"
70573, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Monica, I’m so happy for me.
70574, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"No but, no but."
70575, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!"
70576, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Excellent!
70577, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism."
70578, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as ""my wife"" and ""the woman who's carrying my child""?  No? Divorce?"
70579, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,What?!
70580, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,But…
70581, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"You guys have one of those signs that says 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know."
70582, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey, Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
70583, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Ross, The red one.
70584, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?"
70585, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,
70586, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica," what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night"
70587, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, I know what you’re thinking."
70588, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Hey Gunther, can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go? "
70589, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!"
70590, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, really?"
70591, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,You’re gonna do some feet flirtin’!
70592, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says.  Hi!"
70593, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,You-you’re gonna get married?! I mean… We’re gonna be brothers-in-law! 
70594, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,"I can do that, I’ve had 30 years of practice."
70595, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,"No, Chandler’s still in Phase One, and Joey’s that thing you smell."
70596, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,"Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Year’s gonna go off. I guess there’s no reason for all that Y2K panic, y’know? Anyway, g’night!"
70597, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,She’s gone. She had a bag and she left.
70598, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Wow! They’re beautiful!
70599, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Eww, I don't wanna do that."
70600, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, that was a real good one."
70601, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"Well there’s yore. And uh, y’know, yesteryear."
70602, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,Are you seein’ her again tonight?
70603, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Yeah, but it did happen, so..."
70604, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god  what's wrong with me."
70605, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Everyday use.
70606, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
70607, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Chandler,You'll see.
70608, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Next time you snore, I’m rolling ya over!"
70609, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,Yeah… Bunny-rabbit.
70610, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,Oh my God!
70611, The Broom Closet," Ross has picked up a vacuum and is holding it at the door,",1,Ross,Help! Help!
70612, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,"Oh, Very funny... Joey."
70613, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,No I-I-I’m fine.
70614, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little."
70615, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,I don't do that.
70616, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"Yeah. Well, umm....."
70617, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"All right, hold on! Okay, let's just all think."
70618, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,"Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ...."
70619, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on."
70620, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Hey... I made up that joke and told it to you! 
70621, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh, oh, we did say we’d stop by this little thing Joey’s roommate is having."
70622, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.
70623, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,"Hey, it's me! I'm comin' in!"
70624, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I don’t know. I know I don’t work late tomorrow night.
70625, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,And she's just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little…
70626, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne..."
70627, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,Don't go.
70628, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every year, but I think I wanna take this year to teach him all about Hanukkah."
70629, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
70630, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
70631, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back."
70632, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,And now for the great news.
70633, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Well y’know, I’m just-I’m just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!"
70634, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,So who else was in this club?
70635, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. "
70636, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica, Hey!
70637, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,Whoa! And the...  huh-huh?
70638, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,"He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!"
70639, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,"Dude, are you okay?"
70640, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey,Hey!
70641, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,That’s correct.
70642, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No, hey-hey, come on,  Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!"
70643, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Plate! Yes, plate."
70644, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"I am those things, yeah."
70645, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Arghhhhhh!! 
70646, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!"
70647, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"No, no, no, no, no... It's not... it's not... i'ts not as bad as it looks... really. I was just saying goodbye to an old friend."
70648, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Today.
70649, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel, I almost caught that one!
70650, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica,How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
70651, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Okay. Okay.  Ace!
70652, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you.  See you."
70653, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,No! No! No!
70654, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Now, you do realize that she’s a cartoon, and way out of your league?"
70655, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Hi.  It’s nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I don’t anymore.
70656, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?"
70657, Ben and Joey's  Bye-bye! So long! Later!,,5,Ross,
70658, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,What are you doing?!
70659, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
70660, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Phoebe,Yeah Joey that is so gross!
70661, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Are you sure?
70662, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Okay, dinner’s ready!"
70663, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us."
70664, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!"
70665, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! "
70666, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Monica,Breaks your heart doesn’t it
70667, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,I’m sorry.
70668, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, oh! It's on again!"
70669, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,Your thoughts? Plural?
70670, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Great, at a hundred dollars an apple, we're there!"
70671, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf!"
70672, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night."
70673, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Sorry, I’m kinda keeping this one on the Q.T."
70674, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey, I’m back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
70675, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Chandler,"Okay, here we go."
70676, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,What?
70677, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe," Okay, there."
70678, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah! Here!  Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay."
70679, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"Hey, where are you going?"
70680, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…"
70681, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
70682, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Ross,"Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket."
70683, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,I don’t feel good right now.
70684, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel," Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get."
70685, N,"Y,U, Ross is teaching a class,",8,Ross,"What?! That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes."
70686, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?"
70687, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Monica,"Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!"
70688, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,Wasn't there a little song?
70689, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimdating that it’s better if we’re on the same team."
70690, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but now see you're crying!"
70691, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Oh God, she mu... she must need her diaper changed."
70692,,,2,Rachel,
70693, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the couch with Katie,",5,Joey,"Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk. Okay? Umm, look I like you. I-I really do, I like you a lot. Okay? But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very real bat."
70694, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,You're filthy!
70695, inside Central Perk,,3,Rachel,Hi!
70696, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,What's going on?
70697, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Ah.
70698, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what’s he like. People tell doctors everything."
70699, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!"
70700, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey, What was that?
70701, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel, Really?
70702, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Carol moved her stuff out today.
70703, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s gonna be up all night!
70704, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe,"Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction."
70705, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,But you said you were ready too.
70706, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," Shut up, Joey!"
70707, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Phoebe,"No they ran out of ""It’s a girl"" but I can fix this one,  See?"
70708, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Ross,That’s ‘cause-‘cause you’re mom’s dog kept-kept looking at me.
70709, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants."
70710, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"No! Of course we can wait. Alright, so I guess that means good night then?"
70711, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,"A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!"
70712, Joey's room," he is recovering from his birth,",5,Ross,"You did it, man."
70713, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Monica,Keep on roaming Bert! We don't want any crazy today!
70714, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,No problem roomie. 
70715, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Permission to veto.
70716, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?"
70717, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross, The fear of Triscuts!
70718, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. 
70719, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Excuse me, where are you going?"
70720, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,That sounds like fun.
70721, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,"Come on Rach, when a guy says he’s going to call, it doesn’t mean he’s going to call. Hasn’t it ever happened to you?"
70722, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,He’s breathing!
70723, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,The hardware store is right down the street.
70724, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose."
70725, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, I’ll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye."
70726, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,So?
70727, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Yeah, see Mon, listen, listen. When Carol and I broke up, I went through the same thing. And you know what I did?"
70728, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
70729, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,"Oh hey, that was a good one, huh?  Help! Help!"
70730, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Hey, Mon! I’m not doing anything, why don’t you fire me?"
70731, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like  ten minutes left!
70732, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Whoa! Whoa!! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya don’t see that everyday, do ya?"
70733, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,I'm sorry too... 
70734, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, a meat eater. Fine, that’s one for you."
70735, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,She’s still mad.
70736, The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on,,4,Rachel,Yeah?
70737, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,You gotta let me slam the door! 
70738, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,She wasn’t a hooker.
70739, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Chandler,Me too!!
70740, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Was that place... The Sun?
70741, Another hospital room," Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler,",5,Joey,Or?
70742, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,I really do.
70743, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Joey,Monica? What time is it?
70744, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,Come on! Look where you are!!
70745, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?"
70746, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,"Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would’ve said something like this, ""Wow! My boyfriend’s such a wise ass—seven!"""
70747, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Oh it... good! Yeah, but I'm not gonna hear from that for a couple of days."
70748, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Phoebe,I am soo dead. 
70749, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,I can't believe we're gonna be the only people that aren't in this wedding.
70750, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
70751, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Well?
70752, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Why?!
70753, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Chandler,"To her face? Look it’s the end of the date, I’m standing there, I know all she’s waiting for is for me to say ‘I’ll call her’ and it’s just y'know, comes out. I can’t help it, it’s a compulsion."
70754, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,It’s amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
70755, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, y’know? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don’t like about her. You want to hear it?"
70756, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.
70757, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross," Umm, I don’t some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later."
70758, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
70759, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Ross,This is the coolest house ever!!
70760, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,I could use the money; it could give me time to write.
70761, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Phoebe,Me too! 
70762, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,Oh my God. You do?
70763, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,I know. Can you believe that?
70764, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
70765, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!"
70766, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,"Hey, man. What's up?"
70767, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Thank you judges.
70768, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Ross,"No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And "
70769, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?"
70770, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey, Dark red.
70771, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
70772, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?"
70773, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Joey,"Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?"
70774, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
70775, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died."
70776, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,Monica.
70777, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Chandler,"So, rocks."
70778, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler, And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
70779, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Phoebe,"All right, wait! Just wait. Everybody just calm down. Okay? Let's give our friend Joey a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert!"
70780, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago!  And could you strike ""Consummated like bunnies"" from the record?"
70781, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"And he never played before either! Y’know what I think? I think beginner’s luck, very important in Cups."
70782, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Chandler,All right!  Isn't this a woman's hat?
70783, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Joey, The Unbearable Likeness of Being!
70784, Airport,,9,Joey,"Okay, bye. "
70785, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date."
70786, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,"Joseph!  Thou needn�t worry, they shan�t be long."
70787, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"Wait, well, where did you get it from?!"
70788, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica," It’s Monica, open up!"
70789, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel, does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
70790, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey," Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing."
70791, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
70792, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out.
70793, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name."
70794, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Huh?
70795, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler,I think it’s necessary. 
70796, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept."
70797, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Joey,Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
70798, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,It’s an old key!
70799, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,"That is correct! Yes, you’re supposed to take all of that stuff and put it in a little box in your mind and then lock it up tight."
70800, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]"
70801, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,It's weird! In a doctor's office?
70802, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,"No, no, no!  Don't drop by, don't drop by!"
70803, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,
70804, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"I dunno. Y’know to me he’ll always be “Jack Geller, walks in while you’re changing.”"
70805, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?"
70806, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Hey!
70807, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,You do?
70808, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you."
70809, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, What are we going to do?!
70810, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,The cold weather hurts my hip!
70811, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
70812, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe," Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!"
70813, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,Wh- are you welling up?
70814, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel, You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
70815, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Yeah, no problem. "
70816, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,No you’re not.
70817, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Ross,"Okay, listen I am not a pervert!"
70818, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
70819, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,You shouldn’t.
70820, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,They do!
70821, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,No!! No!! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
70822, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,‘Cause I don’t want to encourage this kind of behaviour.
70823, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,I don’t have too. I can just look at you.
70824, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,"She said, ""Thank you."" I said, ""I love you."" And she said, ""Thank you."""
70825, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?"
70826, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,City Hall.
70827, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"Oh, it's perfect."
70828, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,I’m sorry honey.
70829, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Well I didn't tell them!
70830, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Rachel,"No, I was waiting for you!"
70831, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,I’m gonna marry someone good y’know.
70832, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Monica,"Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?"
70833, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
70834, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,"All right look, I’m changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer."
70835, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross, Are you hot?
70836, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look at this!  They’re lighting the big Christmas tree tonight."
70837, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Yeah, he’s really excited about it too, he even recorded show times on his answering machine."
70838, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, it’s-it’s so great. But at the same time I’m thinking, ""Well, I’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."""
70839, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?"
70840, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Ross,Just three?! I’m dilated three!
70841, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?"
70842, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Chandler,I’m here to see Mary-Angela.
70843, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel, Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
70844, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,We are bad people.
70845, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!"
70846, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"You know what, I’m gonna do that, I’m gonna call him up, and I’m gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out.  You’ve done that a thousand times?"
70847, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?"
70848, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, yeah, uh-huh, they’re implanted."
70849, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! "
70850, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,"Hey, big..."
70851, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,It’s not Christmas!
70852, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,"My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon."
70853, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica, Cute PJ’s! You’re really livin’ it up here in London huh?
70854, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Chandler,"Oh-no, he’s right."
70855, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Oh, go on! You telling people about me?"
70856, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,".....Well, this is still ruined, right?"
70857, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,"Listen, sorry I didn’t stop by last night but I had a date."
70858, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey," Wow, it’s really long."
70859, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,What did you tell them?
70860, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
70861, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica," Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know..."
70862, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Okay.
70863, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs!"
70864, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Again, very sorry."
70865, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!
70866, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe," Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up…"
70867, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,"Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her."
70868, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,"Hi. We’re buying the house next door, and we were wondering if we could just take a look around."
70869, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,"So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale."
70870, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff.
70871, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in a restaurant."
70872, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,I will have one. 
70873, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,What?! People don’t do that!
70874, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Uh Rach?
70875, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. I meant no."
70876, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Monica,Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca lounger’s gone?! This is the best day ever! 
70877, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"All right, easy mimey, the moment has passed, it ain’t gonna happen!"
70878, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,What about all the women you want to bring home?
70879, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,Hey!
70880, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, Hey!
70881, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now."
70882, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Potato, Potaato. "
70883, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"But y'know, I never really had anything to worry about. Ross was never very good at the flirting thing."
70884, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"This is so typical. Y'know, we give, and we give, and we give. And then- we just get nothing back! And then one day, y'know, it's just, you wake up, and ""See you around!"" Let's go, Phoebe."
70885, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that we’re gonna get married."
70886, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Monica,
70887, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"I mean, was it Gina?"
70888, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Rachel,"No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!"
70889, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,Of Ross and Rachel.
70890, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,And monkeys can’t write out prescriptions.
70891, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Oh Pheebs.
70892, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Come on, it’s a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn’t smoked since."
70893, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
70894, Rachel’s Old Bedroom," Continued from earlier, Monica enters the room,",6,Monica,"Ross, I can’t believe you’d do that!"
70895, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
70896, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Oh yeah! The casserole lady.
70897, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Y’know she might not even notice he’s gone.
70898, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms!  All right, now I’m gonna do this my way and I don’t want to hear a peep out of you!"
70899, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,And what is his name?
70900, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,"Good, so do I"
70901, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Monica,"And the musicians, look, they can go over here  You go."
70902, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Joey,I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
70903, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,What are you doin'?
70904, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!"
70905, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"She is so good at throwing drinks in people’s faces, I mean I don’t think I’ve ever seen her finish a beverage."
70906, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is walking up to C,H,E,E,S,E, and Wayne,",6,Joey,"Morning! Hey, how’s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! "
70907, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica, Phyllis sees what I’m doing.
70908, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
70909, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,What’s the game?! What’s the game?!
70910, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,She wants to move in with me and Ross to help take care of the baby.
70911, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Okay. Okay. 
70912, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,
70913, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Monica,"Oh, come on."
70914, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica,YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen twice as big as Allessandro's.
70915, Living room," Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps,",9,Joey, I am learning so much from you.
70916, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,You’re wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
70917, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Nooo!
70918, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,Hey!
70919, A street," Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I just wanted to say, ""Hey!"""
70920, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.
70921, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,She untied his G-string with her teeth.  Somebody stop me!
70922, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
70923, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"I know. That’s why I did it.  Come on, are they really that bad?"
70924, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. "
70925, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Monica,"Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?"
70926, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,"Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It’s My Giant!"
70927, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,Ready!
70928, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica, I'm Monica.
70929, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!"
70930, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you."
70931, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Hey.
70932, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I’m packing. Y’know I’m-I’m packing ‘cause I’m moving to Yemen tomorrow."
70933, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? 
70934, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,Pheebs!
70935, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,Right.
70936, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,What is it?
70937, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,I made it myself.
70938, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,"No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody."
70939, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Yeah?
70940, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Least of all you.
70941, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,"Well, only if you order stuff."
70942, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!
70943, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,"Thanks, you look good too."
70944, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,"I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we can’t date. It’s against the rules. It’s forbidden."
70945, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway."
70946, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,It sure is.
70947, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Yeah.  Hi Mark!
70948, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Okay, good."
70949, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,"Well Joey, I’m a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! "
70950, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go."
70951, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Big bullies!!
70952, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"Oh wait! Y’know what? I can’t, I can’t look at it. I can’t. Somebody else tell me, somebody tell me."
70953, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Chandler,"Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred."
70954, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,"I don’t know, it looks the same."
70955, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Joey,Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
70956, Monica’s bedroom," she has just lost her flower to Chandler,",6,Chandler,"Oh, okay! "
70957, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,"Plus, everyone’s gonna see your thing. "
70958, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,You're not gonna like it.
70959, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Oh really?! You think you’re stronger? Why don’t you prove it? 
70960, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Wow!
70961, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?"
70962, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,That bastard taped over me! 
70963, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,Hey! I’m an  actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
70964, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"I’ve never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time."
70965, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay."
70966, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,I know. They should be a family. They should get married and have more children.
70967, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross,"Oh uh, I’m sorry. "
70968, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Joey, I just think you’re getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush."
70969, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you  but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.
70970, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"I think so. Yeah, get off me."
70971, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Monica, Rach! It's me! Pick up!
70972, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? "
70973, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross, Hey guys!
70974, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya."
70975, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what I’ve got?"
70976, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Joey,"Oh, how bad is it?"
70977, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Oh, forget about it. She rocks!"
70978, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be."
70979, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,"Yeah! A little bit, yeah..."
70980, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
70981, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Joey, Y’know what else makes you wonder?
70982, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I knew.
70983, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,What?
70984, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,"Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words ""Will you marry me?"""
70985, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, But I didn’t want to.
70986, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .
70987, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica, Hey!
70988, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,My cranberries!
70989, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Well, she told me. She said she’s kinda a loner."
70990, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out."
70991, Hospital,,10,Ross,Did the TV wake you?
70992, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Yeah? Hop on.  Is the pretty lady looking?
70993, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,"Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open."
70994, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Alright! Just follow my lead!
70995, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
70996, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,All right.
70997, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Phoebe,"It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?"
70998, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,That’s not mine.
70999, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Wait, how long?"
71000, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Rachel,Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
71001, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Monica,Are these the shoes?
71002, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Yeah. Hmmmm.
71003, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey,"Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, ""Monica…"
71004, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,What? What?
71005, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Ross,Hi. She said yes.
71006, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,"Yeah! Allright! Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns."
71007, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Rachel,
71008, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Ross,About what?
71009, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Chandler,You totally screwed him over.
71010, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
71011, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice."
71012, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there."
71013, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,"Oh, you've tasted it."
71014, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Okay. Hut! Hike!
71015, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica," Let her finish, doctor."
71016, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Did she  do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
71017, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Chandler,I KNEW IT!!!!
71018, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,This is how I look when I'm turned on!
71019, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,Joey…there’s something that you…should know. Dina?
71020, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I understand why Superman is here, but why is there a porcupine at the Easter Bunny’s funeral?"
71021, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,"No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax."
71022, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,"Uh, we're gonna be great."
71023, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,Okay.
71024, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh... I don't know, I really don't think you're right for the part."
71025, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Rachel,Unbelievable.
71026, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Chandler,"I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the ""new thing you do that day!""  And it starts right now!"
71027, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Phoebe,I didn’t know Playboy prints jokes.
71028, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,Oh Ross.
71029, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?"
71030, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.
71031, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Ross,Oh yeah!
71032, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, come here. "
71033, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,It really was.
71034, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"So did you uh, happen to catch my toast up there?"
71035, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"No, yeah, I’ve done that."
71036, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball."
71037, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Hey Gunther. Hi.  I mean you’re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
71038, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,I understand who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
71039, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her."
71040, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! 
71041, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel, Oh right.
71042, inside Central Perk,,3,Monica,"So, Chandler, who’s on your list?"
71043, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Chandler,"Hm-hmm, I told you!  I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work."
71044, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,"Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time."
71045, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
71046, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us  We've been complaining the longest!
71047, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, don't worry about it! Just use your travel insurance."
71048, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!"
71049, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,
71050, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, he clipped on, he said call him as soon as you get a chance, he’s at Flimby’s."
71051, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Yeah!
71052, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,Why?
71053, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Oh, please, Ross it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might have well have just come in and peed all around my desk!"
71054, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Can't wait!
71055, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Why did I get married?!
71056, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"No! You guys can’t leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!"
71057, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler,"I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work!  He does not know that I am not some of us."
71058, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few "
71059, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,I wanna see what’s in your hand. I wanna see the trash.
71060, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey," In what John Houston film would you hear this line, ""Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!"""
71061, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower."
71062, Central Perk," the gang's all there, Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention,",4,Ross,
71063, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Thanks.
71064, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,I didn’t know you could get married here.
71065, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Rachel,Yeah.
71066, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel," Monica, why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?"
71067, The Department Store," Joey is trying to sell some cologne,",2,Joey," Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee."
71068, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
71069, The hallway,,10,Monica,"I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?"
71070, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,"So, um, did she..."
71071, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,The bigger half.
71072, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,Don’t answer that.
71073, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Okay, okay, so we get to take that stupid troll thing home!"
71074, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"Nice, put it with the others."
71075, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," Hey, you!"
71076, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,Ish. I just don�t think I can bear it.
71077, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I don't have travel insurance.
71078, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing makeup?
71079, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,Right! You're right!
71080, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
71081, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Well, we never actually got to dinner."
71082, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,I am so sorry.
71083, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,What is Rock 'n' Roll about that?
71084, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Ross,Because there are naked ladies there.
71085, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"I’ll be playing Drake Remoray’s twin brother, Stryker!"
71086, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,You okay?
71087, Joey's audition,,3,Joey,"Excellent, I'll be there."
71088, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,Good. 
71089, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Sorry, I’m so sorry, I will pay you back."
71090, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal."
71091, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Great, okay, what are you gonna change it to?"
71092, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Chandler,"That, that's what's stupid."
71093, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"I mean, this is unbelievable."
71094, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,"Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game."
71095, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! 
71096, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Phoebe,I’ve had better.
71097, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes."
71098, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,What?
71099, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Phoebe, Yes.
71100, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Ross, We’re not gonna do that.
71101, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,That’s right! Where are the guys? I’m ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
71102, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. "
71103, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Hey, you.... So, what's up?"
71104, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,What's an identical hand twin?
71105, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer...  What are you doing?
71106, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?"
71107, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, just, okay, look I'm going. Um, come on. Op, op, behind the pillar, which way am I gonna go?"
71108, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night."
71109, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,She is now.
71110, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,What’s wah-pah?
71111, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,You just said… Of course you’re my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
71112, Central Perk," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class,",5,Phoebe,Yeah but why didn't you just say that you didn't read the book?!
71113, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,What?
71114, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"No, these aren't all my suitcases.  This one's Paolo's."
71115, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
71116, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress."
71117, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,"Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! "
71118, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Phoebe,She’s right! You have to stop!
71119, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,All right. 
71120, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay! So yeah, maybe we can get together umm…  What?!"
71121, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Sorry! Sorry! Oh,  Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home!"
71122, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Ahh!
71123, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,Of course I did.
71124, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"You’d be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?"
71125, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, is everything all right?
71126, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that."
71127, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,High collar and baggy pants say I’m a pro.
71128, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,What the hell are you doing?
71129, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite.."
71130, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,"Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. "
71131, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,Ok.
71132, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Monica,I get the dollhouse!
71133, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Well fine! I want to meet this chicken expert! Send the Colonel in!
71134, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yes, and they should name one of their kids Joey. I may not have kids; someone's gotta carry on the family name."
71135, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,No-no.
71136, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,"You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?"
71137, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica," Hi! Can you do that and walk? ‘Cause she said, ""Next."""
71138, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,We took our apartment back!! 
71139, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Rachel,You-you're not wearing a jacket.
71140, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,Really?
71141, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,"Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?"
71142, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"I mean, there’s no way I can make myself taller now, y’know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?"
71143, Central Perk,,9,Monica,So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
71144, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,Why not?!
71145, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,Oh.
71146, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Chandler,"We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so y'know…"
71147, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,I’m just so nervous! Y’know? The callback isn’t until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!
71148, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,Is this about Mark?
71149, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,"Then don't do that, alright?"
71150, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,You don’t say anything.
71151, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"All right, that’s it. Y'know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself."
71152, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"I think you should go back with Gary. I don’t wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know ‘You’re the reason, you are the reason why their not together.’ and I hated that guy. And it didn’t matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad."
71153, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you."
71154, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,Definitely!
71155, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,That was gonna be my opener.
71156, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...
71157, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"I don't know, what were the names I just said?"
71158, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross," Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year."
71159, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Oh my God!
71160, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"No, you're right, you are absolutely right. I mean that makes, that makes everything different."
71161, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,"99...100! Ready or not, here I come!  All right, let's go over the concept one more time."
71162, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe," Aaargh, sexual politics!!"
71163, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler, What happened?!!
71164, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago. You were there!
71165, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,But do you wanna get back together?
71166, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,"There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?"
71167, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Have a seat.  Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here."
71168, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Whew. Although y’know, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean… I guess y’know it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?"
71169, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,What?  Why?
71170, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,I'll tell you at the wedding.
71171, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,"So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh… is he a good guy?"
71172, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"Oh, my mother’s right. I’m never going to get married."
71173, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Paolo. Hi.
71174, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up."
71175, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Okay, that sounds fair. It just means that once again we can't..."
71176, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"No, not us… "
71177, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,You got it from Pottery Barn?!
71178, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,How far outside?
71179, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,Oh my god! Shouldn't we stop this?
71180, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,But I'm...
71181, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, he's better!"
71182, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Joey,"Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? "
71183, Monica and Chandler's, ,7,Monica,
71184, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,What do you get? 
71185, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,They said it could be up to a year.
71186, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Thank you.
71187, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Hey, what time is it?"
71188, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,What are you talking about? Keep it!
71189, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,Hey!
71190, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Hey, I’m gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! He’d even make the girl pancakes! Plus, he’d make extras and leave ‘em for me."
71191, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Well, can't you just go to Vermont the next day?"
71192, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,uh huh 
71193, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny’s number which Monica has just dialed,",8,Monica, That is their old number! Jenny’s been giving it out since they moved!
71194, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all ""Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..."" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!"
71195, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"That's Ben, my son from my first marriage."
71196, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Joey,
71197, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?
71198, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,W-What was the one right before bananas?
71199, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler," Too bad, she's leaving."
71200, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"�kay, see you there. Happy humping!  Hey�hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god, don�t people know, you�re not allowed to smoke in public spaces?"
71201, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"Okay, so what are we going to do about this hand twin thing?!"
71202, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"Because if I go home, we’re gonna become the Bings! I can’t be the Bings!"
71203, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Really?! How do you know?
71204, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
71205, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Hey.
71206, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Wow! Oh well, I will be there!"
71207, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,What?
71208, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, ""Hmm, noodle soup."" "
71209, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!
71210, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?"
71211, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,There’s a skylight?!  Wow!!
71212, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Yeah  I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
71213, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,Hey!
71214, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
71215, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny."
71216, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross,"Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here."
71217, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,"Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!"
71218, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y’know? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him."
71219, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica, It’s only you.
71220, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel,"Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me..."
71221, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
71222, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka."
71223, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,Ahhh!
71224, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,Yeah.
71225, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,That guy stood on your neck until you passed out!
71226, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Monica,No! We’re gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
71227, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,This is everybody. This is Ross.
71228, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t know, it’s such a long trip."
71229, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Joey,What?
71230, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Well, because of us! Because of our history."
71231, That same plane cabin," Ross is working on a crossword puzzle and Rachel is asleep against his shoulder, She shifts a little bit and Ross suddenly gets an idea, An evil idea when he looks at his pen, Then we have a little time lapse, the plane has landed and everyone is disembarking, The flight attendant is saying bye-bye to everyone,",5,Ross,"Ohh, it was the best!"
71232, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Here. 
71233, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,See that'll stop when you pick up the phone.
71234, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"Out of my league. I could get a Brian.  Hey, Brian."
71235, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! "
71236, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum."
71237, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,That tape was never meant to be seen by...  Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
71238," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Oh!
71239, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler, Hey!
71240, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,‘Cause it’s gross.
71241, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, 9. "
71242, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Phoebe," Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and..."
71243, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,No! Don’t say that! Don’t say that!
71244, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life.
71245, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!"
71246, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,"Well, let�s see. The first one is I don�t want to. And, you know, I�m not going."
71247, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey,"Yeah. Sorry about that.  Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?"
71248, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,"So you’re just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?"
71249, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!"
71250, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,I’m not macho.
71251, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica, Hey! There you are!
71252, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,You have Knicks tickets?
71253, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,"Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing , my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that…"
71254, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,What's up?
71255, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
71256, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!"
71257, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,But what did he mean by rules?
71258, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now."
71259, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Uhu, uhu... and why do you think that is?"
71260, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,What?! Noooo… 
71261, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
71262, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,Ok!
71263, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"No. No, y'know you don’t, you don’t wear enough of this.  What?"
71264, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica,Are you alright?
71265, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
71266, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Okay, let’s start with the free messages outside the UN."
71267, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,"That’s great! Wow man, so Joey must’ve really taught you some stuff huh?"
71268, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, well... 'cause.... you just... I don't like this question."
71269, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Phoebe, Oh and I need to talk to you.
71270, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross, Who’s your roommate?
71271, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"Well I’ll tell ya!  See uh my-my boss and his wife—They-they can’t have children. So umm, and that—we were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, ""Rachel, I want to buy your baby."""
71272, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah! Okay, let’s play again.  What do you got?"
71273, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,I'm crying here!!
71274, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,I can’t say.
71275, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?"
71276, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,"No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world."
71277, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way  Hello."
71278, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey," Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh… Oh wait, I don’t have to lie to you, you don’t live here anymore. Uh, I’m eating their food. What are you doing?"
71279, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,I know.. it's gonna be really hard.
71280, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler,...Poulet passes it up to Leetch! 
71281, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,Excuse me?
71282, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Hey, uh, Joey?"
71283, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Ross,Pass it! Pass it!
71284, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, one question."
71285, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe, Hey Joey!
71286, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,"Wait, you can’t have the baby here! I mean I haven’t sterilised it since the guys moved out!"
71287, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Ross,What—why?
71288, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,In the closet.
71289, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross, What are you doing?
71290, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Ooh, I don’t know if we’re there yet."
71291, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Okay... 
71292, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,"Oh, come on, Rach, he's a guy!"
71293, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,Oh man!!
71294, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I can’t wait to get sous-neath him."
71295, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,What?!
71296, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!
71297, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe, Stop it!
71298, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What?! You’re crazy! There’s nothing sexual about the noises I make!
71299, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,They’re green?
71300, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Ohh, absolutely."
71301, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do.
71302, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I guess so."
71303, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay."
71304, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.
71305, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel, Hey!
71306, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable."
71307, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"I’ll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can go home."
71308, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,There isn't that's what I'm saying. 
71309, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,"Nah, not my game."
71310, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"Actually, you have a little bit of an edge."
71311, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"Hey that’s okay. So, where do you want to go?"
71312, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Hey!
71313, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"No, I’m just kidding I would never do that to you! Okay, everybody, it’s trifle time!"
71314, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme an ‘M!’
71315, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,I’m sorry.
71316, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Finally! Oh. 
71317, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,He’s in a different room! He’s really that loud?
71318, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica, Hey!
71319, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Well Ross was hangin’ out over at our place, Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturiser from Chandler...."
71320, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Rachel,"Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight."
71321, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Joey,"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?"
71322, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,No! I’m not okay!
71323, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel,Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
71324, Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler," Uh, let's see, who do I hate?"
71325, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,"Oh that’s all right, I have it memorized. It’s 1A."
71326, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Phoebe,"Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night."
71327, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,Oh really!
71328, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"But y'know, I could use a hand getting ready."
71329, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place."
71330, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel,I... I... I... 
71331, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Joey,Hey!
71332, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Ma, you’re asking me to marry you?"
71333, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Chandler,Let’s go.
71334, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Can you hear me say ""You're grounded""?"
71335, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great!"
71336, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?"
71337, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?"
71338, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel, Hey guys do you think this is too slutty—Hi Kash!
71339, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Rachel,Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
71340, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!
71341, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!"
71342, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,Yeah you can do it.
71343, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,There’s the one!
71344, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I just, I don’t understand, I mean, how-how can she do this? Y’know, what, am I, am I like a complete idiot for thinking that she’d actually show up?"
71345, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,No.
71346, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Oh, I don’t know."
71347, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,Sorry!
71348, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"So, pretty much around the same time that you started telling this story."
71349, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"What are you doing here, Santa?"
71350, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?"
71351, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,How?
71352, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Really!
71353, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel, What?
71354, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!"
71355, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,Really!
71356, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,That’s us.
71357, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,I know.
71358, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,You don't even know me...
71359, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,I—We gotta get Monica. 
71360, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?"
71361, Central Perk," Phoebe is there waiting for Larry,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?"
71362, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,"Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!"
71363, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"What? No, I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out?"
71364, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh great, that'd be great. Thank you."
71365, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel," Okay umm, Ross? I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm just letting you know that this is not an invitation to the physical act of love."
71366, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete."
71367, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,
71368, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
71369, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Are you funny?
71370, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me."
71371, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,Okay. Now all we’ve got to do is get rid of this chair.
71372, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?"
71373, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel, Wait a minute! Why don’t you guys do something?!
71374, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross, M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
71375, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Chandler,"All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?"
71376, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!"
71377, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Hey!
71378, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,"Oh, that is so unfortunate."
71379, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?"
71380, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"....and 12, 22, 18, four...  What?"
71381, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe, Oh! What what what! ...Hi.
71382, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel, Okay.
71383, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I don’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! "
71384, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"Hello!  Ohh, kids love me."
71385, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,"Oh yeah! Okay, let’s play again.  What do you got?"
71386, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Ooh.
71387, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
71388, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,Hey.
71389, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Why? Just 'cause you're too lazy to get up off your touchie?
71390, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Monica,Who’s Mr. Girabaldi?
71391, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!"
71392, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, get out of my kitchen!"
71393, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,What? What?
71394, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,What do you mean?
71395, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste."
71396, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen.
71397, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink."
71398, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,Why?  Do you have a report due?
71399, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,Uhh. You are welcome.
71400, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,"All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave!  What?"
71401, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,You don’t say anything.
71402, At the banquet,,3,Chandler,"Well, your kind of sitting in my seat."
71403, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,"Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?"
71404, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,"Oh! Y'know, I’ve got an extra futon."
71405, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,*What*??
71406, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Oh, thanks. Oh, you're the best. "
71407, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
71408, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Yeah. I’m okay. I’m actually—I’m a little cold, can I have your jacket?"
71409, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Paul, is it?"
71410, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"Oh, Oh, you're right! I don't want that. I can't date her!"
71411, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Well go! Go move it! 
71412, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her."
71413, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys  the entertainment center,",4,Joey,Pretty nice?
71414, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Is it the Italian guy?
71415, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,Oh my God!
71416, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,They're male nurses.
71417, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,"It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isn’t fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake!  I was gonna propose tonight."
71418, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Umm, I’m sorry. Do you-do you have a problem with me?"
71419, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah well, maybe she should’ve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom."
71420, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Ah, the lesser-known ""I don't have a dream"" speech."
71421, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Joey," Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles."
71422, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird."
71423, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,I can say I told you so but she’s kinda doing that for me.
71424, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Ross,Joey’s asking if you’ve just ruined the first book he’s ever loved that didn’t star Jack Nicholson?
71425, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh great, that'd be great. Thank you."
71426, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,Should I be concerned that a button fell off the old Hugsy and I can't find it?
71427, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.
71428, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now."
71429, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Or you could stick a fork in an apple!
71430, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Hi, glad you could come."
71431, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,"It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?"
71432, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe, Soul mate.
71433, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,Good luck.
71434, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Monica,What is that?
71435, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
71436, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel," Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps, right?"
71437, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh my, oh my God!"
71438, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Chandler,That sounds like my first bike.  My dad gave me his old one.
71439, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Oh my God! I love him!
71440, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,Great!
71441, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Ross,"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?"
71442, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Well, where’s the logic in that?!"
71443, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell.
71444, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,I don’t think you do.
71445, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, you could also give back the money you owe me."
71446, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,"No, I’ll do it. You just stick to your job."
71447, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, where are you going?"
71448, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,THE HELL I DO!
71449, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven’t actually met..."
71450, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Monica,Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?
71451, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Woo-Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive."
71452, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,You don’t have to seem so happy about it.
71453, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,Oh.
71454, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,"Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother."
71455, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Look, we’re just friends now! Okay? Why would I do anything stupid?"
71456, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,Huh?
71457, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Phoebe,Bye Chandler! 
71458, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,I just get mad when Rachel doesn’t remember where we’re going.
71459, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen."
71460, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,So what does that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
71461, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel," I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows...."
71462, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Hey, I thought that guy was married."
71463, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,You can go.
71464, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
71465, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey, Stop callin’!!
71466, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,Okay.
71467, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
71468, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Oh yeah! The casserole lady.
71469, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Look man!
71470, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Phoebe,"See, he's her lobster."
71471, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid."
71472, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,I gotta get going. Bye Chandler.
71473, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like ""Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."""
71474, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time…  You don’t remember?"
71475, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,All right. 
71476, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Who’s number two? One of the more difficult games sewer workers play.
71477, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
71478, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,"Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out."
71479, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica," Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2"", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis."
71480, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, they're just talking..."
71481, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,"That’s your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here."
71482, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,No.
71483, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Joey, I bet it was about her a little.
71484, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
71485, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,"Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?"
71486, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,Chandler!
71487, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. 
71488, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel, Oh my God!
71489, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,What? What? What?!
71490, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?"
71491, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y’know? "
71492, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,"Oh uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. Monica has to work."
71493, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,How's it going?
71494, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica, Why don't I show you the baby's room?
71495, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,"Ooh, and I can do this. "
71496, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, Hi!
71497, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Ross,Rings?
71498, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,You wanna play?
71499, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,Oh-oh!
71500, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler, Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
71501, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Hmm…
71502, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat.  I got her machine."
71503, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small. "
71504, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Okay? But-but it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. Y’know? These-these are just feelings, they’re gonna go away."
71505, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel, Joey! Joey!
71506, The plane," Rachel's telling her story to the passenger on her left, The one on her left is still wearing his headphones,",4,Rachel, Well I-I think your wrong.
71507, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
71508, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,It's up to you.
71509, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Ross’s wedding."
71510, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, let’s just forget it."
71511, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!"
71512, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, they were very y'know…wrestley. But, I guess that's normal?"
71513, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,You’re welcome.
71514, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,"Well, maybe it's because of the way you're dressed."
71515, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"All right, I'm nine years old."
71516, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Yeah, well, I still got a week left to go in the program, and according to the rules, if I want to get the money I'm not allowed to conduct any... ersonal experiments, if you know what I mean."
71517, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,
71518, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,"Oh please, they're having sex."
71519, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, she's really into history and foreign movies... And oh, oh, she loves puzzles. Huh? Come on, who loves puzzles?"
71520, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,My fajitas!!
71521, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I’m getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me…"
71522, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Uh, well I can tell you why. It’s, it’s because of me. But, y'know what, I only did it because I love you. Okay?"
71523, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother’s not going to punch me.  Are ya?"
71524, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Rachel,Oh.
71525, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel," ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks."
71526, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
71527, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,Well do something! Get in there!
71528, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Oh, how do you play the shadow game?"
71529, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"No, no. It-it’s not about the swearing, it’s more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock."
71530, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?
71531, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Monica,"Aww, honey I’m sorry."
71532, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,"That's so funny, because I think I just did!"
71533, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
71534, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,How is that important?
71535, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,What?
71536, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,I still don’t get how you know when it’s false labour.
71537, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh that’s good, I guess she’ll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo."
71538, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,What? What?
71539, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,
71540, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Oh…
71541, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! I bet that’s him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh  Would you stop doing that?!
71542, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",8,Chandler,That’s still in there?!
71543, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Phoebe,I am soo dead. 
71544, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I’ll kill myself!"
71545, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, we've won 3 dollars!"
71546, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,You were supposed to tell her!
71547, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Okay!
71548, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Ooh Monica!
71549, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,"No just, nobody press on my stomach."
71550, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Ross," How we doing, you guys ready?"
71551, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Monica,She’s sleeping.
71552, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too."
71553, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler, I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
71554, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey!
71555, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler, I’m right here!
71556, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left."
71557, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler,"Ross, it's just a sandwich!"
71558, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,What-what?! You’re gonna leave this person with me?!
71559, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe,"Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don’t know where we are, so we can’t get a tow truck."
71560, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross, What's going on?
71561, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,"And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. "
71562, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!"
71563, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
71564, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Yes! I’m fine. In fact I’ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you."
71565, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Phoebe,"It's fun, God I love how sexy I am. "
71566, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable."
71567, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,So you know this leaves us with...
71568, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss."
71569, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much."
71570, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Anyway sweetie, I am, I’m so sorry I ruined your night."
71571, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Rachel,Well then I demand a recount! 
71572, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model."
71573, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,Wh-haa-haa! Look what ‘cha did! 
71574, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,Right back at ya!
71575, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Chandler,"That’s funny, I saw no phlegm."
71576, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,I know. Where do you wanna go eat?
71577, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Whoa-hello! We were closer with the mixed tape.
71578, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,Just the crab cakes.
71579, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Monica," Oh, are the drapes still closed hon?"
71580, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, I’ll be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?"
71581, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?"
71582, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
71583, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,No.
71584, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
71585, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird."
71586, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,And you’re upset because you didn’t make your best friend cry?
71587, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
71588, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Ross, Did you really hear a bear?
71589, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Y’know? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. It’s all about turnover."
71590, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,I don't know what else to say.
71591, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Well, we’re all here! I guess we should get going!"
71592, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
71593, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, you can’t get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!"
71594, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Thanks Monica!
71595, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye!  Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!"
71596, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"No dude, you gotta hold your breath until you’re ready to answer the question."
71597, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,How'd you get to that?
71598, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Yeah!
71599, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"That’s less embarrassing, yes. Yes I was."
71600, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Joey,She was nothing compared to you.
71601, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,What’s fish hooking?
71602, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I can’t wait to get sous-neath him."
71603, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,"Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time."
71604, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hey.
71605, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,"How about, you’re moving!! "
71606, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Oh... Oh, Pheebs."
71607, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!"
71608, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Ross,"You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising."
71609, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"No, I realize that honey, but I’m not gonna spend all of the money on one party."
71610, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"How about we settle this right now!  There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!"
71611, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,"Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that you’re going down the same path, but you’re really going down different ones."
71612, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"And now, y'know, I'm like... I'm like the other woman! I feel so.."
71613, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,"Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other people…"
71614, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. 
71615, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
71616, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,It’s funny you should mention diapers.
71617, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,I'll get it! I will get that! 
71618, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’m gonna get fired!"
71619, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,Oh.
71620, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Monica,"Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?"
71621, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh..."
71622, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, ‘Frank’s always late.’"
71623, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,Oh my god.  It's all here. What made you save it all these years? 
71624, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?"
71625, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,"Okay, here! "
71626, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called ""a globe?"" Hmm?"
71627, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,Yes.  You’re not asking are you?
71628, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,Could you want her more?
71629, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,Whaddya see?
71630, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,We still have porn.
71631, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"Oh sure—And hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just…I miss…hanging out…just-just us, y’know?"
71632, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!"
71633, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,No ma’am.
71634, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out."
71635, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Ah, he didn’t uh, take it so well?"
71636, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!"
71637, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, y’know, I know where everything goes, it’s always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, ""My God! Somebody’s killing her in there!"""
71638, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,"All right. Chandler, do you remember how I told you about our fridge?"
71639, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?"
71640, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Did you find the dress?
71641, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Joey,Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
71642, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,"Sure, I'll do it with ya."
71643, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"Yeah, me too."
71644, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,"Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you  would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke."
71645, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"No, it wasn’t you."
71646, The Philly,,3,Chandler,"Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out."
71647, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Monica,"It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people, so technically I didn't lose."
71648, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,"No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan."
71649, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Monica,"And the musicians, look, they can go over here  You go."
71650, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,"Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York."
71651, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Oh. Oh.
71652, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,What?!
71653, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"Oh, Urse... "
71654, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Here you go!
71655, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Oh yeah, yeah we’re moving forward. You’ll be getting our card!"
71656, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You have to help me! I’m supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! 
71657, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, let's go running!"
71658, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"What a minute, what did he say?"
71659, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,I want a baby.
71660, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel,"Pretty well, actually... "
71661, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! "
71662, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,"Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that’s, I think that’s really cool."
71663, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"I’ve got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you."
71664, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
71665, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"Hey, what’s the horsepower on this thing?"
71666, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,…and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going to like him.  Are you okay?
71667, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Right. Wow!
71668, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,IF you hold a spider.
71669, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,What big thing?
71670, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh wow! Look at this place!
71671, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey,"Well, I can’t do everything! Look back over your time together."
71672, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,Hey!
71673, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica, That's your call.
71674, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you know what? We all haven�t been together the six of us in such a long time."
71675, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So, did you pick one yet?"
71676, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
71677, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Phoebe,Okay!
71678, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Where is she? I’m not scared of you! 
71679, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Rachel,Okay.
71680, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,There we go!
71681, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,That other play?
71682, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,"I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!"
71683, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Rachel,"Man, don't be surprised if her hands and her feet get bigger too!"
71684, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,It’s like ‘Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.’
71685, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,"I'm Joey. I mean, I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films. "
71686, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!"
71687, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, How you doin'?
71688, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,No!
71689, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
71690, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,"I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!"
71691, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,
71692, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,Never happened! Good night!
71693, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
71694, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"The doctor says it’s completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-you’re sleep deprived."
71695, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe, Does that mean Carcass is available?
71696, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,Well...
71697, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it.  But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?"
71698, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler,It is starting to get dark out there.
71699, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Okay. 
71700, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Anyway, how did it go with Kate?"
71701, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Joey,Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony!  is for party time.
71702, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,"Y’know it doesn’t matter how much I’m craving it. Y’know why I’m never gonna eat meat? Because it’s murder, cold blooded murder."
71703, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross,"Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm...  When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll..."
71704, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Joey,"Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together."
71705, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel, You found my book?!
71706, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Yeah. Oh! It'll be like I have a wife in the fifties!
71707, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable."
71708, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby."
71709, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Great! Thanks! You’re gonna love her so much. And—Oh, she’s the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, y’know the S.A.T’s?"
71710, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,With you?! Yeah right!
71711, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,"That true, I am flaky."
71712, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Ohh…
71713, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Chandler,Hey! So are you enjoying the bike?
71714, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,God no!
71715, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel, You've tasted it? You've tasted it.
71716, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Phoebe," Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!"
71717, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
71718, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,He’s so cute.
71719, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry.  Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me."
71720, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,I’m just so excited to make the presents!  Shoot!
71721, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,I'm not a dropper!
71722, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it."
71723, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"Come on here, have a seat."
71724, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!"
71725, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, but try and get Joey too."
71726, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Okay. Okay!
71727, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on man, you’re not a potato."
71728, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler," Yes, this, this was pleasant."
71729, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,A handsome man enters.  well you co-created Fireball. The end.
71730, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Hey!
71731, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys."
71732, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Joey.
71733, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,Monica can I talk to you outside for a minute?
71734, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Ok, go quick!"
71735, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Okay, come here! "
71736, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
71737, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,You were gonna drink the fat.
71738, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, oh my God, that letter is gonna go in our file! We're never gonna get a kid. No, we're gonna be one of those old couples that collects orchids or has a lot of birds!"
71739, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Me too. I'm good at it.
71740, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I know it's le poo right now, but it'll get better."
71741, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,That’s my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!
71742, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
71743, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Phoebe,Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
71744, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,Do you realise that man has cried in our apartment three times...? Huh? I haven't cried that many times since I moved in.
71745, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.
71746, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica, I understand.
71747, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?"
71748, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,I can see why that’s hard to resist.
71749, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Joey,"Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand."
71750, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,A lot of people are thankful for those.
71751, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats.  Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?"
71752, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey,"Jo’s there, but I don’t think there’s anything she could do."
71753, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Oh that’s amazing. 
71754, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,That's stealing!
71755, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,Joey look it’s really sweet…
71756, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,"You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!"
71757, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,So is it like art?
71758, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler,Pheebs!!
71759, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,Yeah?
71760, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"No, it’s more like a  good luck."
71761, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Phoebe,"OK, I just need two... the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs."
71762, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,Are you serious?!
71763, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey,"I promise. And that means, never having to give a reason. "
71764, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"No, no, no!"
71765, Central Perk,,9,Ross," Oh, do you, do you really?"
71766, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Is that that couple on the first floor? Because we should get a baby before 
71767, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Nah, I don't know if I should. I don't wanna be drunk when I go home alone."
71768, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,That’s right!
71769, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,I love you!
71770, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,"Well, Chandler and I are in a bar…"
71771, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,I am not gonna show you this!
71772, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,No idea! I though he was soft like you!
71773, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Exactly. Weekend At Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?"
71774, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good."
71775, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Why not?
71776, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
71777, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m not in that."
71778, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.
71779, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,"uhu uhu, check this out. "
71780, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?
71781, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey, You're not the same!
71782, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Come on you guys, come on please-please just give her another chance, huh? She’ll come around I promise."
71783, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.
71784, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
71785, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,At a fake game!!
71786, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Thank you. 
71787, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Ross,"She's having lunch with him. She's having lunch with him. And you should of seen the hug she gave him when she got the job. And, and, and,  What am I gonna do?"
71788, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,No!
71789, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Rachel, Hey he's wearing a sweater.
71790, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,"Hi, I’m Chandler. Your live-in boy"
71791, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know… sometimes when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff I…"
71792, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,I think so.
71793, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Sure, we don't live there but..."
71794, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,It’s my joke.
71795, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey, Hey.
71796, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,"Oh, I’m taking my ex-girlfriend of my speed dialer."
71797, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,Kinda like your Barca lounger.
71798, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,"Okay, now just remember everything I taught you and you’ll be fine. Okay? Here we go. Ready…Set…"
71799, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe, You’ve never asked a guy out?!!
71800, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Well that too.  Joey?
71801, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey," I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?"
71802, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!"
71803, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Tag…
71804, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?"
71805, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",3,Chandler,"Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?"
71806, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Ross,I’m sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
71807, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,You know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
71808, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… "
71809, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,What?! Why?!
71810, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler, You not gonna believe this She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.
71811, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,No.
71812, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel, Joey.
71813, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?"
71814, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives!  Oh-hey, there’s Carol again!"
71815, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue."
71816, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Chandler, you have to start getting over her. All right, if you play, you get some fresh air, maybe it’ll take your mind off Janice, and if you don’t play, everyone will be mad at you ‘cause the teams won’t be even. Come on."
71817, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!"
71818, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Monica,"Now, that you can do."
71819, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?"
71820, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,Shut up! This place is a hole!
71821, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,That's me.
71822, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece.
71823, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Oh my God I have to tell her! I haven’t even thought about what I will say. What should I say?
71824, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh she’s…she’s perfect.
71825, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
71826, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
71827, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,This is everybody. This is Ross.
71828, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,But they’re not!
71829, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,Well of course that is what I’m here for!
71830, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,"Wow, so glad I changed. Almost wore my ??? outfit that can�t contain my breasts."
71831, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,Okay.
71832, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Joey,"It’s all London, baby! Here we go. "
71833, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,We’re so lucky.
71834, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Well, OK, it’s for a boy. Well, I know it’s a little out there, but…Darwin."
71835, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Wow. Y’know it is so weird. I mean, you’re gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea what’s gonna happen."
71836, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica,Yes!
71837, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,They put you in jail?
71838, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross," I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody."
71839, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,Wait! What about Joey?
71840, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross, Ross? I... I grew up on your block! We had Thanksgiving together last year... I had a baby with your sister!
71841, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,Your sunglasses?!
71842, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Yeah, no one talks like that!"
71843, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,"Don’t worry honey, we’ll make yours funnier."
71844, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Here you are 
71845, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,"Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!"
71846, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies"
71847, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I'd say about a month."
71848, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen year-old girl."
71849, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,I don’t suck. It’s sucks. You suck.
71850, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah.
71851, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Yeah!
71852, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel," Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don’t think this is."
71853, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don’t even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will."
71854, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,"Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?"
71855, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Ross," hey, fella! How you doing?"
71856, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,What are you doing?
71857, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Joey,
71858, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!"
71859, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
71860, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"Yeah, so?"
71861, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!"
71862, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,She seems fine now.
71863, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.
71864, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,you look great.
71865, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé."
71866, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Rachel,You remember Ross.
71867, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!"
71868, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Chandler,"Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win."
71869, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,No problem.
71870, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Pastrami.
71871, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Oooohh that’s interesting.
71872, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, no, no!"
71873, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Joey,"Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now it’s a little more money, but you get a nicer smell."
71874, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,What? What carrer?
71875, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Rachel,"Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk."
71876, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohhhh. Honey, honey, honey, it's okay, it's okay honey. I'm gonna fix you a drink, huh? Maybe a margarita?"
71877, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Monica,Bye.
71878, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel,I wrote you a letter.
71879, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!"
71880, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Monica,"We could, or we can have sex in it."
71881, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,Well I was gonna tell him that I’m-I’m gonna have the baby and he can be as involved as he wants.
71882, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,You’re plans were with us.
71883, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,I'm having my first contraction!
71884, Kathy’s apartment," Chandler is knocking on the door,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but y’know I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? ‘Cause we’ve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Y’know, I know for me— Nick’s pants?"
71885, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"I’m only going to pretend I’m moving to Yemen, it’s the only way I can get rid off her."
71886, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,I couldn't be inner. Monica?
71887, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"You’re not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and you’re gonna eat here!"
71888, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, Phoebe that’s fine because I’m not moving."
71889, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, he broke those too."
71890, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel, Yeah.
71891, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Nothing, nothing."
71892, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, ""Nice try."""
71893, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Stop it! You’re killing me! I think I just moved on to Phase Four!
71894, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,And! Break!!
71895, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Joey, Hey!
71896, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!
71897, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Rachel,"Because it took us months to find a good nanny and I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away."
71898, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you do? Because she said you guys haven’t talked in like years."
71899, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,"It’s gotta be one of a kind. Y’know like umm, y’know uh, what’s that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?"
71900, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Oh, so who won?"
71901, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.
71902, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,Hey. 
71903, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-"
71904, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel, Ross said there’s still no word from Chandler.
71905, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Thank you, Joey."
71906, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part."
71907, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,"Chandler!!! Chandler!!!  Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!"
71908, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross, Hey.
71909, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
71910, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!"
71911, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
71912, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,Hey.
71913, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Joey,Uhm...  Yeah... this uhm... raccoon came in...
71914, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Monica,"Yeah, but y’know we could sneak in and watch."
71915, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"... Ok, who is this?"
71916, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?"
71917, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,I'll be right there!
71918, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,You’re his bitch.
71919, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Monica,"You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband."
71920, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,What?
71921, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,"I-I did! I told her everything, Chandler! But she wouldn’t believe me."
71922, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Monica,It was a really beautiful service.
71923, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Ross," Hey, did you, did you tell them?"
71924, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,"Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?"
71925, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,"No, Beth doesn’t die, she doesn’t die. Does she Rachel?"
71926, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,"Happy thirtieth birthday! Here!  It’s for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!"
71927, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,Yeah?
71928, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey! "
71929, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Y’know what? This is too weird.
71930, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Well Joey, you’ll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y’know? So it’s sorta like… "
71931, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
71932, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Well then get it, get it!"
71933, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,"Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice."
71934, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey, Let’s play Bamboozled!
71935, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, What?
71936, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Mhuh, guys, that means the world to me. Huh, nkay, I�m gonna take off."
71937, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler,"Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not."
71938, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?"
71939, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,You were the 200-pound 11-year-old who rode her!
71940, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys."
71941, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,No.
71942, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey," Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too."
71943, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, come to papa."
71944, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Sure.
71945, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Wait, Joey! Joey! That doesn’t mean that-that you're in love with me!"
71946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,That is so unfair!
71947, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"All right!!  Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here."
71948, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.  Ready? One, two, three, four..."
71949, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else."
71950, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe!
71951, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,"No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me."
71952, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
71953, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,You won an adult Thanksgiving day spelling bee.
71954, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Ross,"Now, hold on! Hold on!  That’s all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that."
71955, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Wait Chandler come on, let’s—it’s not a big deal!"
71956, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"I told Emily to come. And I just need to y'know, talk to Rachel about it."
71957, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why?
71958, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"All right, I’m here, let’s ahh, get this over with."
71959, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,Oh my God!
71960, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Rachel,That is right and traditionally the daddy is supposed to give the mummy a present but I am prepared to let that go.
71961, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you."
71962, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Oh, he was this cab driver we had in London."
71963, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Something like that?
71964, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Well, I want it!"
71965, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"That’s our phone number. Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on thing, so why don’t I just—why don’t I just cover you for a while?"
71966, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Joey,"Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?"
71967, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"All right well, I'll take you someplace nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today."
71968, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,I am happy.
71969, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
71970,,,7,Phoebe,
71971, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,No. I was just going to do this myself. 
71972, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?"
71973, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Well maybe, maybe she's with us right now?"
71974, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,Hi!
71975, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,please...
71976, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Well go! Go move it! 
71977, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel."
71978, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"Felicity and I, we’re watching My Giant, and I was thinking, ""I’m never gonna be as good an actor as that giant."" Do you think I’m just wasting my life with this acting thing?"
71979, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah, yeah."
71980, The Philly,,3,Chandler,"Hey, this isn’t like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!"
71981, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you...  Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!"
71982, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!"
71983, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful."
71984, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,So it’s okay to date a student.
71985, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,"But, won’t she notice I have makeup on?"
71986, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?"
71987, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross,"But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together."
71988, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we got him back. Everything’s fine."
71989, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
71990, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,What?!
71991, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Rachel,"Well, they always called."
71992, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,How is this your seat?
71993, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
71994, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,I don't care... I'll be my something blue.
71995, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,Hey! Ready to go?
71996, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,What happened to the intimate dinner party?
71997, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Uh-hmm. 
71998, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
71999, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!!  Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this..."
72000, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,"God, what a mess. "
72001, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
72002, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey, You fall for it every time!
72003, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,There you go! 
72004, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"Yeah.  We’re doing the right thing, right?"
72005, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream."
72006, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Rachel," Pheebs, what happened?"
72007, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,Well then you have his baby.
72008, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,I see. So what do you propose to do?
72009, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,"Joey! Joey, good one! "
72010, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"I may have to, I hate to do it, but I’m the star! Y’know? There’s a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.  Joey Tribbiani."
72011, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Maybe we can like go to a movie or something.
72012, The theater," Chandler is sitting in the otherwise empty front row, looking around nervously",9,Chandler,Where the hell is everybody?
72013, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?"
72014, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"No, honey, its. thats a special plate.  See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins."
72015, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,"What? It's, it's just a phase."
72016, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt."
72017, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey,"Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!"
72018, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said...  There's no guy in there!
72019, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
72020, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,I like those odds!
72021, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,"So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state.  And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch."
72022, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,What?
72023, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Oh come on. It's cold, it's dark, he doesn't know the Village.  And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey, and a broken foot! Thank you very much."
72024, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,"That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist’s blouse."
72025, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler, Excuse me...
72026, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Oh, d'you like it?"
72027, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, that guy really hurt us."
72028, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,What... What...
72029, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,Okay. 
72030, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Chandler,"Uh, Ross?"
72031, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.
72032, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,I thought it was $98.50.
72033, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,No.
72034, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!"
72035, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
72036, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,Hey.
72037, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready."
72038, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's a vase."
72039, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!"
72040, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,Well it’s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
72041, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,"You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. You’re right, I’m sorry."
72042, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Yes! Yes, you’re back in the lead!"
72043, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,You can see where he'd have trouble.
72044, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Yeah, but when the baby comes she’s gonna want to move."
72045, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Ross,"Well, because y'know there are certain rules about this kind of stuff. You don't uh, you don't fool around with your uh, friend's ex-girlfriends or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to."
72046, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie."
72047, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, don't worry about it. I'm sure she wants to live with you."
72048, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,Hi.
72049, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,Okay what’s up?
72050, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?"
72051, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Thank you for that!  I was not flirting.
72052, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Changes?
72053, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey, Hey.
72054, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"So, did you bring a little something for Ross?"
72055, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Ooh Monica!
72056, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,I don't know... sometimes it doesn't.
72057, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"I know! I mean it’s like me and your dad, that’s a totally separate thing."
72058, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?"
72059, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?"
72060, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross, Lucky sixes....
72061, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,"Oh, well, that shouldn’t be so hard, now that you’re dating.  ""Sweetheart, you’re fired, but how ’bout a quickie before I go to work?"""
72062, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I did."
72063, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry.  It’s a little old but…
72064, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey, Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?! And that they’re going to be drinking alot!?
72065, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"I guess, in time."
72066, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!"
72067, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’s nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!"
72068, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,Huh!
72069, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Now, there’s two reasons."
72070, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe," He’s out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?"
72071, The ride along,,5,Chandler,Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.
72072, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Chandler,"Oh, don’t worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody."
72073, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle."
72074, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,"Hey, how did the audition go? "
72075, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,It's Le Poo.
72076, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I don’t…"
72077, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,What?! It’s 6 o’clock!
72078, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,"No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. "
72079, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Okay, if you really wanna have sex…"
72080, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,
72081, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.
72082, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,"What? It's, it's just a phase."
72083, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Come on Phoebe, let’s go! Come on, it’s time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game."
72084, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica," Yes, I did! And you are welcome!"
72085, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,It’s Joey! 
72086, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,Oh you’ll take ‘em!
72087, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,In the beginning where y’know it’s all sex and talking and sex and talking and…
72088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"So uh, what are you guys doing?"
72089, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,Yep! And lot’s of it!
72090, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel, Ohh! Oh my God!
72091, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar."
72092, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Thanks.  How could I be upset over something I never had? It’s negative?
72093, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Phoebe,I'm so lucky I married you.
72094, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"Well look no further,  this one’s yours! Ahhh."
72095, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross, Jasmine?
72096, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,"No, I’m performing the ceremony. I’m not wearing a tux."
72097, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Oh my God yes! Who is she?
72098, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, okay."
72099, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all."
72100, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,Oh! Hi!
72101, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,Thanks! 
72102, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"Y'know what, he’s right. There’s something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain."
72103, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Joey,Did you call the cops?
72104, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, I just have one question!
72105, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Chandler,This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!
72106, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,I said I’ll do it!
72107, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel, I just feel bad about all that sleep you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me!
72108, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked."
72109, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!"
72110, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Hi!
72111, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
72112, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Yeah?
72113, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Oh, this is Monica."
72114, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"Oh, I still can’t believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn’t make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!"
72115, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,What’s this?
72116, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Ross," Y’know, y’know I’m lookin’ and I don’t think anyone’s home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y’know explain later."
72117, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
72118, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,"Ooh, Italian! "
72119, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here…"
72120, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.
72121, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you’re going to do something wrong,  do it right!"
72122, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,"No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there."
72123, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!"
72124, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"Morning, Paul."
72125, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross," Wow, couples who live together do start to look alike. So, Mondler...uh, what uh, what ‘cha doin?"
72126, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler, Good to know.
72127, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, because, you know... they don't like you."
72128, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?"
72129, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,Hey! 
72130, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Joey, We did?
72131, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross," Yeah, he can do it!"
72132, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Phoebe,"Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you  about, ‘cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me."
72133, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,Maybe this wasn't your shot.
72134, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Unless what?
72135, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," No really, they're OK."
72136, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey,Oh my!
72137, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,Yep. Ice Capades.
72138, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,What?
72139, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Yeah. 
72140, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there."
72141, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Ross,"Uh sweetie, maybe you’d be more comfortable here? "
72142, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,Can you figure out what I’m doing?
72143, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!"
72144, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time! They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it."
72145, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there."
72146, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"I know. I know, but y’know condoms only work like 97% of the time."
72147, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,He offered me one.
72148, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Do you know which one you're gonna be?
72149, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,Me.
72150, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Hmm.
72151, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"And yet, here we are doing it again."
72152, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"I know I told you, it’s a really big problem."
72153, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,"Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven."
72154, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park."
72155, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time 
72156, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe,"Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don’t know where we are, so we can’t get a tow truck."
72157, Joey's apartment," Joey is showing Phoebe around,",6,Phoebe,What’s that smell?
72158, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!
72159, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,"Please, he refers to me as ‘wethead’."
72160, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God, they took my idea!"
72161, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Phoebe!
72162, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,"I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa!  Joey, do they know that we know?"
72163, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Joey,"Oh,  ""you do, do you""?"
72164, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Phoebe,"So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?"
72165, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,No more jam?!
72166, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross,"Yeah, a real pleasure."
72167, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,It’s coming from the living room.
72168, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,"Yeah! I'm fine! Thanks!  Hey Rach, how you doin'?"
72169, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,"Ugh, museum."
72170, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by ""bye!"""
72171, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,I just—I-I can’t believe she’s-she’s dating?!
72172, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler, What does it say?!
72173, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Joey,Hey!
72174, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?"
72175, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Centerpieces!
72176, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?"
72177, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
72178, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Your what?
72179, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross,"Cassie, how you-how you doin’ on that…hot dog."
72180, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes."
72181, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"...desperate, needy, pathetic?"
72182, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, nothing."
72183, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! 
72184, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"No one! They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them."
72185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. 
72186, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"No, the quiet down thing!"
72187, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,"Yeah, whatever. "
72188, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well, m-maybe you’re right."
72189, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,No!
72190, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Maybe it’s uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! 
72191, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,I-I don’t-I don’t think that I’m gonna wear the boots tonight.
72192, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?"
72193, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Joey! Joey!!
72194, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just… I just… Kinda…
72195, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross..."
72196, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,Hey!
72197, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Nothing...
72198, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"I'm not gonna watch it... I don't NEED to watch it... I mean, what good could possibly come from watching? "
72199, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,"No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change.  Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?"
72200, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him.
72201, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"I gotcha. Sorry.  So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?"
72202, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,His daughter was hot.
72203, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Hey Joey, can I…"
72204, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why don’t we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!"
72205, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,In the James Taylor case.
72206, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,You’re kidding?! That’s great!
72207, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here."
72208, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,A monkey.
72209,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,I do love Mike.
72210, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh we just put her down for a nap.
72211, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe, You completely stole my answer!
72212, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Oh really! Why is that?
72213, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. I’ll do it."
72214, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Uh, I don’t even really know where I left those. Sorry."
72215, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little… Oh no—wait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Rick’s pants come down a little. No! No! Okay, Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, that’s working."
72216, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,"Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot?  Oh! Secret teapot?"
72217, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, oh wait! "
72218, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel, Hi!
72219, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,"Okay, here we go..."
72220, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Chandler,"Look at us, we’re a couple of couples!"
72221, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Oh, oh, oh, sorry."
72222, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.
72223, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
72224, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Petty... 
72225, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,Open bar!
72226, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"No, it’s not just ‘cause I’m jealous.  I mean I’m not, I’m not, I’m not jealous, okay? It’s… Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats."
72227, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"Then she came back with ""The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?"""
72228, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe, Simmons! Go with Simmons!
72229, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Ross,"Ah-ha, nowhere to run! "
72230, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Sure. Here.  I’ll uh, save your parking spot."
72231, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe, Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you..
72232, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, where did you get this?!"
72233, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and that one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all red! Red Ross!!
72234, Central Perk,,10,Ross,Hey you guys!
72235, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Monica,Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
72236, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"Well, uh, uh, I don't know, okay, okay, how about with the, uh, with the baby's name?"
72237, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Hey, is Rachel here?"
72238, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Okay, fine."
72239, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Ohhhhh. That’s how it got fixed!
72240, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Rachel,"So, um, will you bring the truck?"
72241, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"G’night, bro."
72242, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica, You need to give him money.
72243, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Honey, that’s you’re name."
72244, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,I’m sorry! It was a reflex!
72245, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Chandler,"Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look like a drum."
72246, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"I know why I don't remember her, huh? "
72247, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica, This is what happens when you don’t register for gifts!
72248, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Ross, Excuse me?
72249, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,You have gotta stop!
72250, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross, Hey!
72251, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,"Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips."
72252, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Chandler,What is going on here?
72253, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred."
72254, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Joey,"I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?"
72255, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"It's okay, it's just an egg roll."
72256, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,
72257, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I have some pretty exciting news!
72258, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,"No, I haven't seen him."
72259, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,You are so cute. 
72260, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,Relax! We just get her some antacids.
72261, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,Crack isn’t even an intravenous drug!
72262, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Phoebe, I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop.
72263, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,You don’t understand! You didn’t see how brazen she was.
72264, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Fine. I’ll go.
72265, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah! That was so weird, huh?"
72266, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her."
72267, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?"
72268, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,"Well, I-I—there was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute umm, but I don't anymore."
72269, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"No, no. He said ""When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"""
72270, Rachel’s outer office," Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk,",7,Rachel,Thank you.  I still don’t get it.
72271, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Oh!
72272, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, he didn’t say, but it was a fire. I’m guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!"
72273, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Uh... November?
72274, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,I like that.
72275, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.
72276, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! Y'know? I'm gonna miss him!"
72277, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Thank you.  Hey Pheebs!
72278, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! You guys, I’m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?"
72279, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"So, are you ready to talk about it?"
72280, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. "
72281, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,"Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I don’t even have a housekeeper."
72282, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,I’m a man.
72283, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long."
72284, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica,That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
72285, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross," Oh, who cares?"
72286, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Oh-oh! 
72287, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Hey look-look, Phoebe’s talking to uh, Cute Coffeehouse Guy."
72288, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,Yeah...
72289, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,"Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! "
72290, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,You don’t?
72291, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,"Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too."
72292, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,"Hm-mm, corn beef."
72293, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,What?
72294, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,"Hmm, bite me."
72295, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Chandler,"I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk?  ""Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..."" Spit it out, David!"
72296, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,…now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.
72297, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible."
72298, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"We did have fun, didn't we?"
72299, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,What?
72300, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler," Wax the door shut, we’re never leaving, ever."
72301, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?"
72302, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"A pigeon, a pigeon.  are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the apartment."
72303, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel," Sorry I'm late, but I left late."
72304, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"No dude, you gotta hold your breath until you’re ready to answer the question."
72305, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, hubby!"
72306, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s."
72307, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler," Okay, we have to talk. I’m just getting out of a very serious relationship…"
72308, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there,9,Phoebe,What are you doing?
72309, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Phoebe,"Listen, Mike, if you were Swedish and you were saying the word ""lorkins"" what flowers would that be?"
72310, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open  Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes—Unless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?",5,Ross,
72311, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,Excuse me.
72312, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel," Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!"
72313, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey,"Hey-hey, check out the hat!"
72314, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Listen, buddy, we're just looking out for you."
72315, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
72316, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Chandler,Will you marry me? Will you marry me?  What’s going on little elves?
72317, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,"Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?"
72318, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
72319, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,And that would have made the official party line.  Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
72320, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,Well maybe you don’t talk about your feelings back then. Maybe you just say something about y’know all the things that he’s taught you. Like…  Or all the things you taught him.
72321, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Hey!
72322, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
72323, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week."
72324, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,Yeah. Right.
72325, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Nu-uh!
72326, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,I had a bra.
72327, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Oh, you're right."
72328, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,What?!
72329, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Yeah it is! It is! It’s freshwater eel!
72330, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler, Unscented!
72331, Hotel's room,,9,Ross," Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons."
72332, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"Hey. Rachel, I-I-I've been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have to get it out."
72333, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Excellent! Y’know Ross met somebody too!
72334, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Okay, done."
72335, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,Yes!!
72336, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?"
72337, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I’ve discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh women’s names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own."
72338, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Can�t hold her own head up, but yeah jumped."
72339, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... ""Dear baby adoption decider people..."""
72340, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
72341, The Mr, Bowmont  Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?,7,Joey,
72342, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?"
72343, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,I think it’s coming from your bag.
72344, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel, Joey…
72345, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"Oh, I see, so everybody wins."
72346, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Do you want me to pick you?!
72347, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,This took you all day?!
72348, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,That.
72349, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!"
72350, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What?
72351, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,I'm Phoebe Buffay.
72352, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,It’s kind of an important one!
72353, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,One hundred thousand dollars!
72354, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Um, Pennsylvania Dutch."
72355, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"Yes! Ross, you have to stay!"
72356, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Another good point.
72357, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Aww, thanks man. "
72358, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, well… Y’know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?"
72359, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,You are going downer!
72360, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"No! Joey please! Please don’t! Please don’t leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! "
72361, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Oh, Chantal!"
72362, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe."
72363, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,Happy Valentine’s!
72364, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,What?
72365, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Monica,But the mess!
72366, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs."
72367, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Oh my god, oh, you guys are great."
72368, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica, Let me get you some coffee.
72369, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,
72370, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"I know I should’ve.  ""I’m sorry."""
72371, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,We’re playing Strip Happy Days Game!
72372, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,"I am sorry! Again... I don't know, I don’t know what happened, I must be nervous!"
72373, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,What is this?
72374, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,Tell us what?
72375, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,What?
72376, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey,"Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? "
72377, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Hey! How’s it goin’?
72378, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,No.
72379, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,Hey.
72380, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,"I’m having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?"
72381, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,"God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!"
72382, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey," And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot."
72383, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,Of course.
72384, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,"Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does."
72385, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
72386, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,Thank you! 
72387, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on."
72388, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey."
72389, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," Please, come in."
72390, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica," Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!"
72391, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey,"Oh my God, you guys have no idea."
72392, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!"
72393, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Damnit. Alright call me when you know more.
72394, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"I don’t see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?"
72395, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Really?
72396, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,"Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?"
72397, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Ohh, so?"
72398, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Oh God. Is she gonna be okay?
72399, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight’s specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?"
72400, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had."
72401, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,Damnit Phoebe! How did you even call him?
72402, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
72403, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!"
72404, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I don't..."
72405, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it?  Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village."
72406, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Well umm, y’know, I used to play."
72407, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,Because he was looking at her differently.
72408, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.
72409, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"Oh sure, ""Ross will do it!"" It’s not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own."
72410, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel," Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?"
72411, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Ohh!
72412, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,"All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don’t get married."
72413, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,What?
72414, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,It’s happened to you?
72415, A Street," Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula,",8,Phoebe,"Wait a second! So, what’s new with you?"
72416, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,"Okay, okay, okay, I got one!  Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me."
72417, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"No, the quiet down thing!"
72418, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,Welcome to our side of the tunnel.
72419, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress."
72420, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,What?
72421, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop!  Now listen, no one’s gonna fight in this apartment."
72422, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Thank you, Monica."
72423, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Well, what if all my stuff was here?"
72424, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked."
72425, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you."
72426, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Nah ah! Nah ah!  No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't touch the paintings."
72427, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Who's Nancy?
72428, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey, Hey!
72429, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey," All right, huddle up, right over here."
72430, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.  Backup! Backup!!
72431, Madison Square Garden," Phoebe and Mike are watching the game, There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted,",10,Phoebe,I'm not. I'm praying.  Where... where are you going?
72432, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Okay.  I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
72433, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,Thanks. 
72434, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Joey,Allright. See you later!
72435, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Yeah. So…
72436, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?"
72437, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,Uh-huh. 
72438, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break."
72439, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe,"Well, I mean, I’m not my sister’s, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, it’s true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, we’ve grown apart, so, um... I don’t know, why not? Okay."
72440, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Uh! 
72441, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Why are you lying to him?
72442, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,You just finished?
72443, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,Okay.
72444, Chandler in the theater,,9,Chandler," oh yes, God yes!!"
72445, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,And did you?!
72446, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!"
72447, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Ross, I know what you’re thinking."
72448, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Look, look, look."
72449, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Let’s try something else, let’s play a game."
72450, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,You got fired?!
72451, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working."
72452, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me."
72453, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.
72454, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,"Ooh, let me talk to him!"
72455, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,My marriage is over.
72456, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for."
72457, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,"No, that was Dana Caplin."
72458, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler," Okay, I hate dogs."
72459, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know, this is probably none of my business, but weren’t you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?"
72460, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,What was her name?
72461, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,Yeah.  A year ago..
72462, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Monica.
72463, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Well, we’re fashioning a very long poking device."
72464, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica, What?!
72465, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Batman has a utility belt!
72466, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Well you wouldn't, but we own the paper, we can print whatever we want."
72467, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh sweetie, I'm so proud of you!"
72468, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,"Well, we could start trying. Now."
72469, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,Hey! 
72470, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey."
72471, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Really? It doesn’t seem desperate?
72472, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,Oh my God!
72473, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids."
72474, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Ross,You're right! 
72475, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,They made you head of the department!
72476, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"All right, it’s okay. One little setback is okay, just don’t let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But I’m just gonna take the-the pajmena. "
72477, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Hi, I’m back. Listen, I need to..."
72478, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!"
72479, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,OH MY GOD!!!
72480, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
72481, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Monica, what are you talking about?"
72482, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey, Problem solved.
72483, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Monica,Hey!
72484, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
72485, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,What’s going on?
72486, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"No, no, that won’t be ah, that won’t be necessary "
72487, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Chandler,You’re an actor!
72488, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?"
72489, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"All right, I’m here, let’s ahh, get this over with."
72490, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Dude, I'm sorry. But hey, there's one spot left, right?"
72491, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out."
72492, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Seriously, it's moving!"
72493, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,"I know, I took it hard too."
72494, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,I’ll get it.
72495, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet."
72496, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Rachel,"No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this."
72497, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
72498, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh it’s okay. They’re just-they’re just wrapping her up.
72499, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!"
72500, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,That's patio furniture!
72501, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, yes I do. God, oh it’s just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like y’know where it was from or…"
72502, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica,Anybody lose this? 
72503, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,You're damn right I'm right. I say you show this guy what you're made of. I say you stand your ground. I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west of the lingerie.
72504, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,I can’t!! I can’t!!  Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!
72505, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," Listen, um..."
72506, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Listen uh, I’m really sorry, it looks like I’m gonna be stuck here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the transmission wasn’t there!"
72507, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,"It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable."
72508, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Guys are signing over their 401-K’s to me?
72509, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"It's, uh... it's endearing, really."
72510, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,Yeah.
72511, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross, Together? Like-like to people?
72512, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!
72513, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"You can also find him under umm, dog and dead."
72514, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,
72515, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Really?
72516, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica,", foot on the floor or come over no more!"
72517, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,Really?
72518, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"I don't know, I'm very tired."
72519, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey, We can't do that.
72520, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Got the keys? or Got the keys!
72521, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross," Hey, I just found out, I get Ben for the holidays this year."
72522, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Yeah.  Hi Mark!
72523, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Okay. Sometimes I feel…
72524, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?"
72525, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?"
72526, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy."
72527, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Well, at least you scared someone."
72528, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,Again. Y’know what? I think we all did.
72529, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler, Put Joey on the phone.
72530, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Chandler is supposed to find out if he's getting an assistent job at his ad agency. But out of the 15 interns, they are only hiring three."
72531, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Rachel,"Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?"
72532, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,Maybe not even then. 
72533, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,No problem roomie. 
72534, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much."
72535, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Ross,Green. To the green.
72536, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,Wow! Whoa-whoa what’s under the covers?
72537, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,Uh-hmm.
72538, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Where did you get that?
72539, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that is so sweet. I think I’m falling in love with you all over again."
72540, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?"
72541, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,What’s going on?
72542, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can’t believe this!"
72543, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, maybe."
72544, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?"
72545, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,What? What’s going on?
72546, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,"Oh no, it is okay, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, just as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, is on fire!"
72547, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Yeah! 
72548, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica,"I mean, all I’m asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Don’t I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!"
72549, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"Jeez, at 230 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote."
72550, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there."
72551, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,The Hitlers will be so disappointed.
72552, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, one question."
72553, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,"Oh, good! "
72554, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Ross,Good.
72555, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Ehm, we were friends in 1992."
72556, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, ""That’s not how your dad used to do it."""
72557, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"Maybe, my ruler’s wrong."
72558, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"Actually, you have a little bit of an edge."
72559, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Rachel,Argh. fascist
72560, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,Wow!
72561, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,I can’t go to lunch!!
72562, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica, Ross isn't here.
72563, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,You’ve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
72564, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Monica,"Yeah, okay, give that a try!"
72565, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Joey,So are guys doing okay?
72566, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Yeah, I guess I should. "
72567, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, this is great! This is so great! . Did you hear that?"
72568, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,Absolutely.
72569, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Yes, but in Drake Remoray’s body.  Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist!"
72570, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe, No
72571, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor."
72572, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Ross,"Hey, you’re right."
72573, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!"
72574, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Who was that?
72575, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,Oh yeah? Since when?
72576, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler, OK!
72577, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,I like it.
72578, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Well, look it’s been a really emotional time y’know, and you’ve had a lot to drink. And you’ve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!"
72579, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Rach, he’s a friend of ours."
72580, A Boardroom," Chandler keeps drifting off to sleep at his meeting,",9,Chandler,Walter .
72581, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe, Oh
72582, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Huh?
72583, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
72584, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross," Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?"
72585, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,What?
72586, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica,I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
72587, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,I think you did.
72588, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Ross,Yeah...
72589, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler, Hey!
72590, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,"Oh, hey! "
72591, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
72592, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Monica,"Joey, Chandler knows I borrowed the money."
72593, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Okay, don’t say anything, you might scare it away."
72594, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"I found a note on my door, ""Come to Monica’s quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."""
72595, A counter at a government building," Phoebe's waiting in line,",10,Phoebe,Okay.
72596, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.
72597, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Jeez, what a baby."
72598, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,"Okay. Okay, now wait a minute that was totally different."
72599, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Ross,She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
72600, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, we’d still hang out?"
72601, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse?"
72602, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,"Soon he’ll be able to call you, that lady he knew who got fired."
72603, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica, It’s good to see you
72604, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Pheebs, that's for men!"
72605, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,"All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca."
72606, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel, See? I don’t want it.
72607, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  So guess who’s coming to Thanksgiving dinner?,6,Monica,
72608, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!"
72609, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,Chandler!
72610, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,"All right that’s it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I don’t care!"
72611, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine."
72612, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,"The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed."
72613, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Ooh...hey honey, are you all right?"
72614, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,Oh. 
72615, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,"Oh, please..."
72616, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Well, at least you scared someone."
72617, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?"
72618, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do."
72619, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"All right, ready?"
72620, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,I’ve got cold feet.
72621, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica, Oh.
72622, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Umm, no. No best friend, no. Just a lot of close friends."
72623, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,In a carriage!
72624, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe," You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose."
72625, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Okay…
72626, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,"Did he just say, he loves Fonzie?"
72627, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,Morning. Here you go.
72628, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,"Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!"
72629, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"I got one. ""Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."""
72630, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper,",9,Ross,"And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break.  I'm a terrible father!"
72631, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,What are they? 
72632, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel, Hey!
72633, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! "
72634, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,That’s not Ralph Lauren. Sounds like him though.
72635, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,"Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me. And thanks again for helping me take a shower."
72636, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler, There are seven?!
72637, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up…"
72638, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Rachel,Eh! Stop it!
72639, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!"
72640, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!"
72641, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"And again, and again, and again...  And again."
72642, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler,Mm! Night Gar’! 
72643, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Rachel,"Hello, Chip."
72644, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think so, yeah."
72645, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Anyway.. um..  So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?"
72646, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross, Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
72647, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"No Joe, no miracle."
72648, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,He didn’t ask me to marry him.
72649, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,"..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it."
72650, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe," Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?"
72651, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross, I'm pretty sure that it is...
72652, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,We’ll be starting with apples.
72653, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,"Yeah, where the hell is he?"
72654, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica," Oh my God! It’s true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?"
72655, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,"Yeah, he likes porn."
72656, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,"Can we have our drinks please?! Waiter—Uh, tress!"
72657, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
72658, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,It came up.
72659, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,Would you excuse me for a second?
72660, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"I'm sorry but, ow-owww-owww!"
72661, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Got it.
72662, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"What do you mean ""what do we do""?"
72663, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Joey,"No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do."
72664, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Joey,You’re welcome buddy.
72665, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Really?! ‘Cause y’know that hurts.
72666, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Huh. Wow, I wouldn’t think Hobbs would like that so much."
72667, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?"
72668, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Joey, I'll shut up.
72669, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery... Hey Rach, so uh... how did your thing go?"
72670, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"I think it’s great that you work here. You’re going to make a lot of money, and here’s your first tip Don’t eat yellow snow. . Ah ha ha, 215, coffeehouse."
72671, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size."
72672, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Rachel,"Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?"
72673, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Phoebe,"You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard... ... oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK."
72674, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,No thanks.
72675, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,That’s much better.
72676, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Oh,  holy molly are we in a pickle now."
72677, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,That’s a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
72678, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica,"I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine."
72679, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"I’m, I’m breaking up with you."
72680, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Chandler,Okay. Wow.
72681, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,No-no. No.
72682, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel," Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?"
72683, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,Really!?
72684, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there, Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows,",1,Rachel,Could tonight be the Night?
72685, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
72686, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday."
72687, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Phoebe, I’ll be waiting.
72688, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,"I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?"
72689, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Hey Joey, Chandler sold a story to Archie Comics!"
72690, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,What?!
72691, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Hi you guys!
72692, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know she’s too international, y'know she’s never gonna be around."
72693, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross, Hey Janice!
72694, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,She’s in the bathroom.
72695, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?"
72696, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,So….
72697, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,No! No! I am not a sex addict!
72698, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross," Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?"
72699, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,"Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!"
72700, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Okay.
72701, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,"You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. "
72702, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"I know! I mean it’s like me and your dad, that’s a totally separate thing."
72703, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,It was.
72704, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Ross, Ezels!!
72705, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Rachel,Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you’re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
72706, Monica and Rachel's," another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk,  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored,  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, ""Hurry it up already!""  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth,",2,Ross,
72707, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"Okay, I freaked out a little."
72708, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay. 
72709, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,Assistant buyer. Oh! I would be shopping... for a living!
72710, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Hey, it’s gonna be all right."
72711, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?"
72712, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok.  Hmmmm... raunchy!"
72713, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Alright, now try taking a puff."
72714, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! 
72715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the..."
72716, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!"
72717, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!"
72718, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Monica,"William Sonoma, fall catalog, Page 27."
72719, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!"
72720, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?"
72721, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"You’re right, that was wrong. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. It’s just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?"
72722, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross, Thanks man.
72723, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel, You have a son!
72724, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. "
72725, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,I don’t know what you’re talking about.
72726, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Bye-bye!
72727, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Ah, and where is Joey?"
72728, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,Big time!
72729, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, sweetie, oh. "
72730, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey, I didn't finish my five pages.
72731, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Well, I should think so. You slept with someone."
72732, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because you’re a client, I can’t ask you out, even though you give me y’know, the feeling."
72733, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Joey,Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
72734, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,Janice?!
72735, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,
72736, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Ross,"All right, see you guys. "
72737, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,Have you ever been with a woman?
72738, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"Look, it’s not about her. Okay? But seeing you two together just reminds me of what you did. And I don’t want to live with some one who doesn’t know what it is to be a friend. So, I’ll see ya. "
72739, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,"Oh, de fuff!"
72740, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Joey,OK so I'm out four thousand dollars and nobody's boobs are getting any bigger?
72741, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!"
72742, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,"Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!"
72743, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,Oh my God!
72744, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Umm, a flea market?"
72745, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,Hi.
72746, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey," Ew, you get thrown from a horse into an electric fence."
72747, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Ross,
72748, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,Let them win one.
72749, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn’t."
72750, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,She needs changing.
72751, Monica’s Restaurant’s kitchen," she’s cooking as a waitress sticks her head in,",6,Monica,Richard!
72752, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,No!
72753, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"I tired attacking two women, did not work."
72754, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"Your Veal Chop is $34,95!"
72755, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Chandler," Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?"
72756, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,Big time!
72757, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Okay, guys, wish me luck."
72758, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"So ah, Joey tells me you two met in acting class."
72759, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?!"
72760, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,That's so gross!
72761, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,I-I wasn’t in that.
72762, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Hi! What are you, what are you doing here?"
72763, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"All right, let’s not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them."
72764, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,Congratulations.
72765, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?
72766, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,"You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs,  in a grill fire."
72767, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"Now, how will they know if you’re ready?"
72768, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard can it be, right? ""Cheese. It's milk that you chew."" ""Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."" ""A grape. Because who can get a water melon in your mouth?"""
72769, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,** 
72770, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler, You have no trouble telling time now right?
72771, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!"
72772, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,What's in the bag?
72773, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Rachel,"I know, I remember that!"
72774, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,Later! La...
72775, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,"Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?"
72776, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,Because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies.
72777, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?
72778, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,Yeah. That-that was the problem.
72779, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle."
72780, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Phoebe, And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. 
72781, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,I don’t want you to date her!
72782, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy!  He brought Twizlers!"
72783, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel," Oh, I get it!"
72784, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"Well, I’ll just ask for it back!"
72785, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Okay, look, I’m gonna have to ask you all to leave."
72786, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Hey!
72787, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica, Hey guys.
72788, Ross's apartment," Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off,",1,Ross,Alright... 
72789, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"I’m tellin’ ya, he hasn’t moved since this morning."
72790, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  Okay, that’s a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.",3,Ross,
72791, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Well, we used there’s up last night making scary faces."
72792, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Okay.  You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."
72793, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,"Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room."
72794, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,"Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come."
72795, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel, What are you guys doing?
72796, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important."
72797, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,"Hey Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second?"
72798, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler’s work!
72799, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.
72800, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
72801, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show."
72802, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Monica,"Oh, now you want a pad."
72803, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly."
72804, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Two girls and a boy?
72805, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler," If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?"
72806, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Well, we-we haven’t said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people."
72807, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica, These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
72808, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be... Chandler! Chandler is my name, and, uh......hi."
72809, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to go to the hospital."
72810, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,No! No! No!
72811, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,"Ugh, it’s so exhausting waiting for death. Ohh, by the way, do you think you could—"
72812, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,What secrets?
72813, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Oh-oh, you lie."
72814, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
72815, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it."
72816, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,We will give you $10.
72817, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"Or I’ll give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua."
72818, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,I thought that was a good thing.
72819, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Monica,That's what it sounded like.
72820, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross," Okay, seriously, what do you think?"
72821, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,Really? Even more humiliating than…
72822, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"So, I’ll get-get back to my friend."
72823, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Oh Soap Opera Digest award!
72824, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,You pick one.
72825, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,So bad.
72826, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,I don't know you'd be so bored with marriage. I mean it's so... normal.
72827, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"No, that landed in your food!"
72828, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him."
72829, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, hey, could we put on the news? I think it might be raining."
72830, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Clearly we were wrong.
72831, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay Ross, we’re—wait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession."
72832, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,You wanna watch Laverne y Shirley?
72833, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Really?! You think that will work?
72834, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"Anyway, it just doesn’t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It’s a lot of work."
72835, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Hey! Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
72836, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, it's my mom's."
72837, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"I love you.  Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin’ about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right."
72838, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,"Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad?  Come on, one of us had to mention him."
72839, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!"
72840, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,I always loved that!!
72841, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"Well, this-this-this was great. Didn’t everybody have a great time?"
72842, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey, OH YES!!!!!
72843, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Yes! Didn’t you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didn’t read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!"
72844, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,Ooooh! 
72845, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, honey, that's so sweet."
72846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Ross,Hey!
72847, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,"He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every allowed to hear, ""The Sound."""
72848, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe," Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster."
72849,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Yeah I just hurt it.
72850, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Monica,Oh. 
72851, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,Help! Help!! Help! Help!!
72852, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, I’ll wear the boots. In fact, I’ll go into my room right now and y’know try the outfit on."
72853, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Chandler,"Ooh, not so tight...  I'm sorry, just give me one more chance."
72854, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe," Oh, look! Look! Look!"
72855, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,What? Yeti—I mean Danny?
72856, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Hell yeah! I’ll marry you! 
72857, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe,"Thank you, Monica."
72858, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",8,Phoebe,Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.
72859, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
72860, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,Yeah!
72861, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
72862, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey, Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock. It’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory.
72863, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Oh yeah.
72864, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,"Hi! So I’m out having lunch at Monica’s and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale’s and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he’s gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!"
72865, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,"All right, don’t waste it, I mean its still food. "
72866, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,Oh my God! What happened?
72867, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,There was a woman at the...  The stripper?!
72868, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Rachel,Okay. Oh God—Ow!—Oo!
72869, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
72870, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Well, let's just go in there and face them."
72871, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine."
72872, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity…"
72873, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Phoebe,Yes.
72874, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,No we didn’t!
72875, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Okay. That was her right?
72876, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,"Huh, didn’t see that coming."
72877, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,"Look, all we’re trying to say is, don’t let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily."
72878, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,"Ugh, she’s upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! I’m not doing them this time! I don’t care if those dishes sit in the sink until they’re all covered with—I’ll do them when I get home!"
72879, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Yeah, what’s that about?"
72880, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,Your ex-boyfriend is insane.
72881, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! You cleaned!  Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!"
72882, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m doing okay. I’m um…let’s talk."
72883, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Thank you, but, but you gotta leave."
72884, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Fine. You’ll-you’ll watch it on video when we get back.
72885, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,
72886, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,What?!!
72887, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat."
72888, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross, Hey!
72889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"I don't know...right, he's the pig!"
72890, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,Summer catalogue! 
72891, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross, Hey!
72892, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,Well that’s a full cup! 
72893, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Ross," Yeah, we have the reservations."
72894, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Why are they doing this?
72895, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Oh, you will when I pick you as starting forward."
72896,,,4,Joey,
72897, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,"No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!"
72898, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"You let Rachel come back, and it’s done."
72899, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe, Monica!
72900, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,What?
72901, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,That’s much better.
72902, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,Oh. You mind if I join you?
72903, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,"I know, I just thought it would be fun."
72904, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont !"
72905, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced."
72906, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I can be a hero, I could do that. I could, I could do... I, w-w-what if, what if it attacks me?"
72907, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,Oh God!
72908, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Ross,"All right, let’s not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them."
72909, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea. "
72910, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,Is there anything we should know about the apartment?
72911, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger."
72912, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- "
72913, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"Yeah, well."
72914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"Man, she is really gullible."
72915, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Okay.
72916, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Hey Mon, that was really nice of you to loan Rachel your car so she could go and get the cake."
72917, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"What honey, it’s like fifteen blocks to the subway. Let’s go."
72918, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?"
72919, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey," That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family."
72920, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize ."
72921, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Wow! They’re beautiful!
72922, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey," Yeah, Big Brother."
72923, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,So? 
72924, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"Oh-no, don’t try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear."
72925, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, oh."
72926, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Rachel,Nope. We took her to lunch.
72927, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Oh.
72928, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,"I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you."
72929, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,"It’s all very, very good.  So you wanna go uh, mix it up?"
72930, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Hey, it’s good to see you!"
72931, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?"
72932, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Uh...no. No, no, in fact, you're not having a boy."
72933, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Right. Was it the, ""Please don’t show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?"""
72934, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,What happened?
72935, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Barbados!
72936, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Uh-uh-uh, right now? Because I’ve kinda got an el fresco situation going on over here."
72937, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning."
72938, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,I was thinking Chinese food.
72939, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,Hey Mon!
72940, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?"
72941, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,All right I’ll have one. 
72942, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!"
72943, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,  MY SANDWICH?!!!
72944, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe,Sure!
72945, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Ross,Don’t blame the questions!
72946, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler," Uh-oh, what did she do now?"
72947, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I know.
72948, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey, Are you kidding me?!
72949, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Joey," Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?"
72950, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Monica,"Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?"
72951, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Chandler,What gay thing?
72952, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe," Hello ""ja"", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole."
72953, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,**  Hey!
72954, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Chandler?
72955, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,"No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys."
72956, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,"I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back."
72957, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,I'm intrigued.
72958, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,"No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way."
72959, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,No!
72960, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica, Is Joey here?
72961, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,Yeah... 
72962, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Meth-methane smells…
72963, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Oh. Oh, thanks."
72964, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it’s just not the right time."
72965, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,Huh?
72966, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross," Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today."
72967, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,You gave them to me!
72968, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Mhm,  packing - sexy cheerleader comedy."
72969, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe, Easy. Step. How did it get on?
72970, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross,"No, I’ve looked everywhere!"
72971, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel, Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
72972, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!"
72973, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe, He seems to hate you. Are you sure?
72974, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat."
72975, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, remember when my water broke? "
72976, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,I don’t know!  I’m-I’m kinda thinking it-it was the lobster…
72977, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, don’t we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?"
72978, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Chandler,Hey!
72979, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,I'll be right back.
72980, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, they thought I was a whore."
72981, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,I had too okay?! We’re getting married! Married couples can’t keep secrets from one another!
72982, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, complicated ‘cause of the love."
72983, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"Are you sure?  I’m sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a...."
72984, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!
72985, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,Love it!
72986, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids….  All right, I get your point."
72987, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,I have a problem.
72988, Interview room," Ross and two other professors  um... I've never heard of a ""Boscodictiasaur"".",10,Ross,
72989, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,Pheebs! There you are!
72990, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,What?
72991, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica,He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
72992, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,I think he's shy.
72993, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,"Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. "
72994, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Good!
72995, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica, Oh.
72996, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel," Happy New Year, Joey!"
72997, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,Okay.
72998, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,I know.
72999, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better.."
73000, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Chandler,Hi!
73001, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Yeah but, you don’t, you don’t, you don’t want to try to much too fast. Y’know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don’t you?"
73002, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,Yes!
73003, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel,"Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy."
73004, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"We just uh, we just met at the newsstand. We both grabbed for the last Field & Stream.  What? I read that."
73005, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe, So what’s going on with you?
73006, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Rachel, Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by 
73007, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
73008, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,"You're sure? Nobody uh, handed out uh, mints or anything?"
73009, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,"you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?"
73010, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Well if people don’t know they shouldn’t just guess!
73011, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Yeah I know.  On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea."
73012, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"I am not gonna get fired, because I’m not gonna act on it."
73013, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah!"
73014, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I do, I believe you."
73015, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,What?
73016, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Huh.
73017, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,Fine! Fine!  Oh-oh!
73018, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles…"
73019, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,"Sandy, that's exactly what it is..."
73020, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Now, over to Chandler."
73021, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I can’t see it!
73022, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,"Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!"
73023, A street," Chandler is buying a newspaper and notices Kathy running by,",4,Chandler,Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy!  Kathy.
73024, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, but so is this."
73025, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside?  Ha!"
73026, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!"
73027, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
73028, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I’m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women’s underwear! I don’t think you could ever do that.
73029, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,"I’m having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?"
73030, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
73031, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"No, thank you."
73032, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,"Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?"
73033, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,I’ve never done that.
73034, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,Okay.
73035, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Pepper?,3,Ross,
73036, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"So, will I like any of these guys?"
73037, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,Oh.
73038, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!"
73039, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"I would, but you're the last one."
73040, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Why did you invite my mother?!
73041, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,Thanks man.
73042, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,She's gone.
73043, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,Ross is Batman!
73044, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
73045, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe,Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!
73046, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?"
73047, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,No.
73048, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,It was so wild. We told them we were the Gunnersens in room six fifteen. Only to find out the Boston Celtics had taken over the entire sixth floor!
73049, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Rachel,What the hell was that?!
73050, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,Rachel's not here.
73051, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,Oh my God!
73052, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,Thanks
73053, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,Ahhhh….
73054, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,That was you?! I thought it was Jack!
73055, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
73056, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe, Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
73057, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,"Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea. "
73058, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,Mexico?
73059, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,"Yeah! Allright! Hey, hey Ross. Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot-cross Buns."
73060, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Phoebe, You betcha!
73061, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,I can’t believe it!  She’s asleep!  I got her to go to sleep!   I have actual magical powers!
73062, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,Hey Rach!
73063, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"No! No! Of course it didn’t mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, y’know, because-because it was you…"
73064, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment."
73065, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,"Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us."
73066, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
73067, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"You can’t say that!! You-you don’t know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldn’t...bend that way. So... "
73068, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Chandler,We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
73069, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,All right.
73070, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help."
73071, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?"
73072, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,"Hey, Phoebe!"
73073, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,It’s Clint. It’s Clint! 
73074, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,What is up?
73075, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,Yes please.
73076, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,You're not his godfather.
73077, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Rachel,I'm not reading this!
73078, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,
73079, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,How much was it?
73080, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle."
73081, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,Yeah.
73082, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I…uh, you gotta have something."
73083, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,What did I just say?
73084, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel, Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
73085, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Monica, 'cause um...
73086, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,"It’s London, baby! All right, the hotel’s here. "
73087, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Monica,I know!
73088, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah. Let’s see, my had Mom killed herself, and my Dad had run off, and I was living in a Gremlin with a guy named Cindy who talked to his hand."
73089, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people."
73090, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Or.. we could flip a coin, and then multiply the.."
73091, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door,4,Monica,"Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?"
73092, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, I think I will."
73093, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,Totally.
73094, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Hi!
73095, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us."
73096, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv—
73097, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex."
73098, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,Yes!
73099, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Phoebe,It starts?
73100, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel," Uhh, we still need a tip."
73101, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Ross,"Well, the lighting was okay."
73102, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,What do you mean?
73103, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Okay. 
73104, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,"Well no wait a minute that’s not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best."
73105, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You just want to put it on your hand!"
73106, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,Hey.
73107, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.",1,Monica,
73108, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,Fungus! Yeah. Place is full of it.
73109, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Ehm... Her name is Emma.
73110, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago."
73111, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Hey!
73112, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"
73113, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey."
73114, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,"It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! "
73115, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,You're-you're what?!
73116, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
73117, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,Monica. 
73118, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Monica,"""Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!"""
73119, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"I know, I know. I went a little crazy."
73120, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,How're you doing?
73121, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Oh, what did I say?"
73122, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Monica, Shhhh!!!
73123, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel."
73124, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Monica,I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!
73125, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler, I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.
73126, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figured it was something about maternity leave.
73127, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,No.  That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
73128, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross,I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.
73129, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"Chandler, it's like a big gerbil."
73130, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is very important."
73131, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross," So, eh... it's probably gonna be hard for you to leave Boston, huh?"
73132, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,There’s a part in a TV movie that I would be perfect for and I didn’t even be put up for it! She’d better have a good reason.
73133, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross, The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.
73134, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.
73135, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?"
73136, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah."
73137, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Okay, shoot."
73138, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,What?
73139, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"
73140, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"N-no, Emma dropped her sock."
73141, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,"I'm fine, thanks."
73142, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Yes.
73143, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"'S'going pretty good, y'know? It's nice, and, we're having fun."
73144, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
73145, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,That's right. You're very cheeky for a temp. 
73146, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So…"
73147, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Yeah.
73148, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?"
73149, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, really? Does it beat water balloon? ."
73150, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,Like what?
73151, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Joey! Come here! Come here!
73152, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,No! I was just getting into position and then everything went dark.
73153, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,Ah. Joey you’re-you’re having lunch with my mom?
73154, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Rachel,"Hey, come on now!"
73155, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Rachel,"Yeah-yeah, did-didn’t you use to have a pair? They were really round, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm…"
73156, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"Go on, teach me something about men and women."
73157, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much ""with the words""."
73158, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Two!
73159, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper."
73160, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!"
73161, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,Uh uh.
73162, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,My God.
73163, Monica’s bedroom," she’s in bed with Richard,",3,Monica,Oh.
73164, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Rachel,Is that the heartbeat?
73165, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
73166, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.
73167, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler, I did!
73168, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"I'm Ross, Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse."
73169, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Joey,"Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnie’s free tonight?"
73170, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Shut up, and put my table back."
73171, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,Yeah. Cushions the blow.
73172, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Come on in.
73173, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,
73174, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
73175, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,"Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads."
73176, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,Ohh! No.
73177, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. "
73178, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,I can't believe he did this.
73179, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Monica,"Oh, thank you!  What’s going on?"
73180, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony."
73181, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,Hey.
73182, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,What?
73183, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,"Okay, now we just need something borrowed!"
73184, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"All right, well how much time do you need?"
73185, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,They’re my pants!
73186, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah.
73187, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I can do that."
73188, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Uh-huh, I see that."
73189, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel, Gooood morning!!
73190, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Chandler,"Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop."
73191, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?"
73192, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you."
73193, Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom,,5,Ross,"All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off."
73194, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,"Okay, that's great.  No, I'm- Oh. "
73195, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,So...
73196, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to what’s underneath it."
73197, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!"
73198, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"Yes but too me he's just, man."
73199, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Well, it was all Ross’s idea."
73200, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,"Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something."
73201, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,I am!
73202, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Phoebe,I started that!
73203, After dinner,,3,Ross,So?
73204, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe," Umm, is-is that because you’re out of toner?"
73205, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Rachel,Oh hi.
73206, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Ross,"In this life, Phoebe."
73207, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Okay!!
73208, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, You’re going down.
73209, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,"It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!"
73210, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,What's a matter Ross? What you're nervous about your speech?
73211, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica, Remember? That is the guy you flirted with at the counter that time.
73212, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What? I’m just said.
73213, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe, That’s why I moved out.
73214, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Uh.  Did you call your parents?
73215, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica,"Well, he did this bit... You probably had to be there, but it was Liza Minelli locked in our freezer, eating a raw chicken. "
73216, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,Really? 
73217, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Joey,I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean he was conveniently busy.
73218, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,"Well, they're Joey's! They gotta be Joey's!"
73219, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"I can see why, nice shirt!"
73220, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"Yes, it's working! Why isn't she calling me back?"
73221, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,Susan...
73222, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Hi there!
73223, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,
73224, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey, Ohhhh man
73225, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?"
73226, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,"That is the sweetest thing, I just...."
73227, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"That is totally different for two reasons. One - I didn't know that you knew that. And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass, we had a deap meaningful relationship."
73228, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yes! Yes you can, I’m looking for Jack’s parents."
73229, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,No!
73230, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Chandler,"Ross-Joey, Joey-Ross. "
73231, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel, What’s your favourite thing about summertime?
73232, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler,Huh. 
73233, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back."
73234, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"You're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!"
73235, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Joey,"If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear."
73236, Ross',,9,Ross,"Yeah, didn�t I mention that? Yeah, I mean, we haven�t being going out for too long, but rather there is this"
73237, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,"Sure! Look, ok, bottom line I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!"
73238, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Really?
73239, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"I am one of Ben’s mothers. I’m a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents."
73240, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,But….
73241, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"No, just give me another minute."
73242, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
73243, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  Hi!,3,Ross,
73244, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right, all right, all right. "
73245, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,All right.
73246, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel, So how was your big date last night?
73247, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is handing out copies of her book to the gang,",1,Joey,You usually find them on the 'heaving beasts'.
73248, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?"
73249, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,"Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time."
73250, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?"
73251, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know what’s gonna work! It’s doctor recommended!"
73252, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,"Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I’m in my map and-and… Hey!"
73253, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Rachel,"Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is ‘no tissue, no tuschy.’ "
73254, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Monica,See if he has ice.
73255, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Yeah.
73256, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,"Hey, how'd the interview go?"
73257, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,"Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, ‘cause you-you guys are in love."
73258, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky.  As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this!
73259, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Monica,"Yeah!  All right, maybe you don’t have to smile. Let’s try something else. Let’s try umm, try looking sexy."
73260, Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman,9,Ross," is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!"
73261, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,Have you seen your guy’s body?
73262, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,"Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I don’t have that kind of money!"
73263, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross," Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?"
73264, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Yes.
73265, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Monica,Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!
73266, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?
73267, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross, 
73268, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, London 1…"
73269, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,"Seriously, where did you get the hat?"
73270, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Hey!
73271, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Chandler,Yeah! You?
73272, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,What is?
73273, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Oh, that is so tacky."
73274, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,"I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring."
73275, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, we’d really appreciate it. "
73276, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
73277, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
73278, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,"Well, you know Chandler."
73279, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
73280, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"What? Rach! Come on, that’s terrible! They’re…uh…they’re babies. They’re-they’re all beautiful."
73281, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"Oh, sorry."
73282, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Yeah?
73283, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"Oh, come on, now you know you want ‘em."
73284, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica, Hi.
73285, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Phoebe,"Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay. "
73286, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books,",7,Ross,"—Okay, see you later."
73287, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Oh! Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?"
73288, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,"Yeah, like you’re gonna be pregnant. I mean pregnant."
73289, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,"Yes, it's twins!"
73290, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,I wasn’t sleeping.
73291, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,"Maybe, isn’t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?"
73292, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!"
73293, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,I didn’t see anything! I actually changed my mind about the name.
73294, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Huh? So? We have a deal?
73295, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!"
73296, Central Perk,,9,Monica,I thought you hated him?
73297, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Oh! 
73298, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,Five letters.
73299, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,Calm down. Maybe you’re not pregnant.
73300, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"Awesome, the name really stands out."
73301, N,"Y,U, Ross is teaching a class,",8,Ross,Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I’m the teacher!!
73302, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?"
73303, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Joey,...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
73304, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"It’s okay man, be strong. "
73305, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me."
73306, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue..."
73307, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Hi, did you order some bananas?"
73308, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,Come on Ben.
73309, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.
73310, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal."
73311, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you."
73312, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it."
73313, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Oh my God.
73314, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Chandler,You do?
73315, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler, Hi!
73316, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,But I like it here!
73317, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Yeah.
73318, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I swear, if you try it, you will love it!"
73319, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"What? Okay, okay, okay, okay."
73320, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Oh, he's just goofing around."
73321, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler, There he is!
73322, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Hey, you’re the one that loves the picture."
73323, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Yeah!
73324, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Ross,You're really not coming back?
73325, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico.  Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan."
73326, The Department Store," Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section,",2,Joey,"Yeah, I'm ready."
73327, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel, Did you know he was in there?
73328, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,Between you and…
73329, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,"Besides, it takes the focus off the hat."
73330, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here."
73331, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,Joe?
73332, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Okay, let’s play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently."
73333, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,"How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin’!"
73334, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, you’re all set."
73335, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Rachel,"I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!"
73336, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey," Now, I can have milk everyday."
73337, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?"
73338, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,I love this friend thing!
73339, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Come in!
73340, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever."
73341, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Rachel,Oh yes.
73342, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn’t move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets."
73343, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Wow! That aspirin dance really works!
73344, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. "
73345, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, fine, fine. You don’t want to believe me? No, that’s fine. "
73346, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,Where do you want to start?
73347, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,What?
73348, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross."
73349, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
73350, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,"But if we win, we get your apartment."
73351, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I-I can’t—I mean y’know I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I just—I feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I…"
73352, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Phoebe,Oh good!
73353, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy."
73354, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,He- he pooped in my shoe.
73355, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,That’s right. Get it out of your system while we’re alone.
73356, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Hi!
73357, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man."
73358, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,What is she talking about?
73359, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,"Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired."
73360, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Mento?
73361, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,"Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars."
73362, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey, I don’t want to marry Chandler!
73363, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,I mean after tomorrow night.
73364, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica, You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
73365, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,It will not be fine. We'll get in trouble.
73366, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel,What?
73367, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,I love living with you so much. I just wish things didn’t have to change.
73368, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff.
73369, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Come in! Come in!  We’re engaged!!!
73370, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Because it says ""Captain Ross"" on the side and ""I hate Monica"" on the bottom."
73371, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,Do we have to make the entire thing?
73372, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"All right, you're the boss. I guess I gotta do what you tell me."
73373, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,"I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down."
73374, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,"Hey, what’s going on?"
73375, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Oh, that sounds like fun, but we’ve got a ring to find!!"
73376, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?
73377, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
73378, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Monica,That's all right.
73379, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Mona umm…Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no she’s uh—well she’s dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world."
73380, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,It’s nothing.
73381, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!"
73382, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Chandler,We’re moving to Tulsa
73383, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross, Hey!
73384, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
73385, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?"
73386, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,"Oh my God, are you okay?"
73387, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"Since when, since when do you think I don’t wear enough of this?"
73388, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,That's all the turkey you're gonna get.
73389, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now."
73390, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross, no I can't.
73391, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,I never stop thinking about it.
73392, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck.  Thanks Joey."
73393, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?
73394, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Rachel,Okay... Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn?
73395, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah well, in America you're just an ""ass""."
73396, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you’re ready for that?"
73397, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Yeah but you don’t need——What is this?
73398, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.
73399, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,Nice jeans!
73400, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Ross, That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
73401, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,Hi.
73402, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Of course I will call you. I love you.
73403, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,No. Ooohh…
73404, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
73405, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel," ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks."
73406, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Joey,"Uh-oh, shht! The Misses."
73407, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Joey,"Oh hey, here Pheebs. "
73408, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me.  Okay, I said that out loud right?"
73409, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"Oh, that's not cool."
73410, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe,Oh! You have a window!
73411, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no."
73412, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Phoebe," Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me."
73413, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,So what! I still have—No you’re probably right.
73414, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,[mocks that last comment].
73415, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Hey!
73416, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,
73417, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh? She's gonna be hotter than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?"
73418, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey," No, no, no... what do... you can't do that to him!"
73419, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,Thank you.
73420, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,I love you. 
73421, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,You know what? Let�s not talk.
73422, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,You know you’ve been spitting on me?!
73423, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Ross,"I don’t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then."
73424, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,"Honey, you’re not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives."
73425, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing a meeting with his boss,",3,Chandler,"Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody back to my office."
73426, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"What do you mean ""what do we do""?"
73427, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey ",8,Joey,
73428, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Joey,No.
73429, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,I like those odds!
73430, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!"
73431, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might."
73432, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!
73433, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,What do you think brought than on?
73434, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,No.
73435, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies."
73436, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Hi.
73437, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"No! No, you know what? "
73438, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,Here you go. 
73439, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,Mr. President.
73440, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
73441, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Joey,Excellent.
73442, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me."
73443, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,D�you want to?
73444, Central Perk," Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean,",3,Phoebe,Ameri-can. Y'know it’s a very hard language. Let’s do it again.
73445, Piano bar,,9,Monica,"""To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?"""
73446, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,You really didn’t know?
73447, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy."
73448, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Oh is it?!  It’s for me!
73449, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?"
73450, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Joey, Yeah?
73451, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Rachel,This is just occurring to you?
73452, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe,"Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like y'know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so y'know we made a deal that’s he’s going to teach me all sorts of jock stuff."
73453, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?"
73454, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Yeah! And you have so many more choices than you do with men’s underwear!
73455, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,"Thank you.  Oh, it’s so nice to see you."
73456, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,I'll get it
73457, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,You had fantasies about Emily?
73458, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,"This year was supposed to be great! But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!"
73459, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Hey!
73460, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing"
73461, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"Okay well, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand…"
73462, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Ross,You got ink on your lip.
73463, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that.  Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor…"
73464, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Sure, I’ll just sit next to the trans-sexual from purchasing."
73465, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,Hey guys.
73466, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, you’re not really gonna buy that are you? Don’t you think you’ve embarrassed me enough for one day?"
73467, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,"Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!"
73468, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Chandler,"Hey, sweetums."
73469, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me I am very memorable, you guys know."
73470, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Phoebe, You make it so funny.
73471, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I know that. That's why I was getting married.
73472, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"No, it's not, we have nothing in common!"
73473, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Phoebe,Rachel?
73474, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"No, ‘cause she didn’t tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean I’ve only got a week left, y’know? I’ve really gotta start living now! "
73475, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,Nobody likes change.
73476, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Ross didn’t scare you?
73477, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to Richard on the phone,",3,Monica,I’ll call you back. 
73478, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross," Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?"
73479, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Oh that’s sweet. Don’t touch me.
73480, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica, Well there’s some people who do want to marry me.
73481, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Yeah!
73482, After dinner,,3,Ross,I know.
73483, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Joey,"Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know you’ll probably be hungry after the sex."
73484, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,"Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, I’m dating this girl who’s also seeing another guy. But, I don’t know, I’m not to worried about it."
73485, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross," Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?"
73486, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,‘Sup? ‘Sup dude?
73487, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"""Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."""
73488, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe," Oh, that’s beautiful."
73489, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Phoebe,So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
73490, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler, I’ll talk to them!
73491, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,And this- is my reward!
73492, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,Yeah?
73493, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"Look, Ross, in this box are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell… or smoke. "
73494, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,"Well, I’m never gonna listen to you again, that’s for sure!  ""Y’know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"""
73495, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,"Hey, you.... So, what's up?"
73496, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,What is going on with you?
73497, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Good! Now, take those salads to table 4,  And you! Get a haircut!"
73498, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"Well, where was I? "
73499, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Emma.
73500, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this "
73501, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Rachel, Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
73502, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help."
73503, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Phoebe,"That’s it?! You call that a fight? Come on! ""We were on a break!"" ""No we weren’t!"" What happened to you two?!"
73504, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,I’ll give you $1 for them.
73505, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"No. No, I didn’t. I didn’t want to be that guy."
73506, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,It just makes more sense as an ensemble.
73507, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lot’s and lot’s of love."
73508, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,Aww that is so cool.
73509, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Monica,"Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it."
73510, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...
73511, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me."
73512, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Rachel,"Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him."
73513, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"I know what you meant!!  You notice that ever since we got this chick, we’ve been fighting a lot more than we used too?"
73514, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,What happened?
73515, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Oh my God.  Congratulations.
73516, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, well... Maybe we could... "
73517, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Okay, okay... Okay, I feel a little better."
73518, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!
73519, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,Okay.  I can’t believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
73520, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,You've been quiet all morning. Is everything okay?
73521, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year!
73522, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"It just might be too hard, given the history and all that…"
73523, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"Oh. Oh yeah, don’t get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like he’s a doctor, but he’s not."
73524, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross, We can still catch that Ukrainian film.
73525, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,What do I do now?
73526, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, ""Ross"" on it."
73527, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"That's some gentle comedy, dude. "
73528, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey,But you said he was this great guy!
73529, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,"No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! "
73530, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,Good yeah just be honest with him.
73531, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,I dunno!
73532, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
73533, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Seriously stop it, or I'm gonna jump on ya."
73534, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry."
73535, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"Wait, wait, wait."
73536, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?"
73537, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Joey proposed to me.
73538, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"That’s okay Ross maybe you need a new picture. Okay? It’s not gonna be what you thought, but no matter what there’s gonna be a brand new little baby, your baby. Who cares what the picture looks like?"
73539, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"You bet I do! I just ah, wasn’t listening then, that’s all."
73540, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,Hey!
73541, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Joey,"Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?"
73542, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!"
73543, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Well, who's to say what's true? I mean..."
73544, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,Oh! How's it going?
73545, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,What do you mean?
73546, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Huh?
73547, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Then it’s really too bad that you can’t tell me.
73548, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,I want to make a ship to shore call to Chandler.
73549, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,Such a pig!
73550, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Great! Okay, good for you! "
73551, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,I made that joke up.
73552, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?
73553, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Dude, don't rub my face in your crazy single life!"
73554, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,Ooh! How was Kathy’s play?
73555, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,Just being friendly. 
73556, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?"
73557, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey.
73558, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross," Y’know what? Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving ‘cause uh, I need to talk to you about something."
73559, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,That’s a good idea.
73560, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, I guess."
73561, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, it was time. The old condom ring in the leather just doesn’t say ‘cool’ anymore."
73562, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do."
73563, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Chandler,"Hello sir, you know Monica."
73564, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,"Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?"
73565, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Oh, hey y'know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff.  That is, one big drink!"
73566, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,Okay.
73567, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,What?
73568, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice."
73569, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Look Joey, come on she’s so perfect for you! I mean she’s sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch."
73570, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,"Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game."
73571, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross," Yeah, it's not coming off."
73572, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,What? That’s terrible!
73573, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Child-birth, it’s a natural thing! It’s beautiful."
73574, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Hey!
73575, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, ""I’m gay! I’m gay!"" Can I bring her in?"
73576, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not."
73577, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Yeah, well don't get me wrong, you're a better agent than she is, but at least with her I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out."
73578, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,"Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay!  Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new."
73579, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"No, you didn't."
73580, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side,",10,Joey,"Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe..."
73581, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Joey,"All right, now you know that the ATM will only lets you take out 300 at a time, I’ll take a check for the other hundred."
73582, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,"Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other."
73583, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Does he not make enough money?
73584, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Ah, which, which one?"
73585, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list."
73586, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Wha...? You're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out?
73587, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,Two?
73588, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,"Well, I gotta get up early and it’s almost seven o’clock."
73589, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Petty...
73590, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
73591, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,"So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?"
73592, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Hey!
73593, Ross's apartment,,10,Ross,Really? Did you count Mississipily?
73594, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Hell yeah!
73595, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?"
73596, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
73597, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Why?!
73598, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole ""seizing"" thing but um, Emily called you today."
73599, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, yes it would."
73600, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Phoebe,They're gonna call her Chandler.
73601, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn..."
73602, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,Phoebe!
73603, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Chandler,"Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like ""Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"""
73604, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey, You talked to him. Are you crazy?
73605, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, I’ll get it. "
73606, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, wait a minute, we haven’t pre…"
73607, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Yeah. What?!
73608, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,"Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?"
73609, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,Goo--ood night!
73610, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt either—Ooh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh!  Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it."
73611, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Totally. 
73612, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,"But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?"
73613, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Monica,"Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out."
73614, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game."
73615, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old."
73616, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Rachel,"Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesn’t need to be; she’ll still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! "
73617, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some,  uh, boobs."
73618, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Right.
73619, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,"Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!"
73620, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Y’know what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like It’s a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives."
73621, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Right. So is it gonna be like 'I'm abandoning you while your upset.'
73622, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?"
73623, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you’re, you’re, you’re making this too hard."
73624, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I've been looking for these since like last summer. "
73625, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,But I don't want you to.
73626, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!
73627, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel, Phoebe!!
73628, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"And it has to go perfectly, because if she doesn't like something about us she can keep us off every adoption list in the state."
73629, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?"
73630, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!"
73631, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Which proves that I never lie.
73632, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Nothing, I just like to go like this. "
73633, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Yeah, that’s our baby."
73634, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
73635, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel," Uh, wh-why?"
73636, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,They're all in there! Even these five that I hid in my bra ...
73637, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-I’m having a great time! Y’know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but it’s not. I mean it’s not at all."
73638, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,How long do you have to go for?
73639, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"But I couldn’t even if I wanted to, because I don’t know! I swear; I didn’t see anything, and I don’t want to know! It was just a momentary lapse."
73640, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me feel—Oh no! "
73641, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Joey,"Oh and , okay?"
73642, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Hi, Chandler. There you are."
73643, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?"
73644, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,Okay but look! Look at what I got! It’s her address book!  We have a guest list!
73645, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica, Joey!
73646, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,"We were drunk! I would’ve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!"
73647, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel, Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
73648, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Chandler,"He will, Joe."
73649, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"It’s pretty, Okay date of birth?"
73650, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,"Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?"
73651, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica," Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if it’s positive, we’re gonna…"
73652, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,No more jam?!
73653, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica,Hello?
73654, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Come on, finish your enchilada."
73655, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
73656, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross, Help us! Please help us! We’re stuck up on the roof and we can’t get down!!!
73657, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him."
73658, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,I don't! I wanna be with her.
73659, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Joey,Can you believe they're still not here?
73660, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,We didn’t have sex.
73661, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"The one with the cat. I gotta go, I’ve got another date."
73662, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Okay.
73663, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,You're a dancer? She-she's a dancer!
73664, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,I kn-I know! I know! Okay? And apparently tomorrow when I go in to meet the director I have to take off my clothes so that they can see what my body looks like.
73665, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,Just kidding. Ahh!
73666, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
73667, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"What?! You can’t shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!"
73668, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel," it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever."
73669, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Cat!
73670, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"No, I arranged that..."
73671, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,I-I-I...
73672, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?"
73673, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Uhm, we've got turkey grease."
73674, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross, No more falafel for you!
73675, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,Hey.
73676, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross," Sorry. ‘Cause umm, I think this will make you a little more sophisticated."
73677, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Later! 
73678, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,Sixty guests.
73679, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Ross,The nurse said they’re bringing in another woman.
73680, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! "
73681, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,Monica!
73682, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel, I don’t know.
73683, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,Me too! There’s a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
73684, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Ohhhh, good one! And Yemen that actually sounds like a real country."
73685, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Joey,"No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!  Damn you 15s!"
73686, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Rachel,Okay.
73687, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Yeah.
73688, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,What?! Are you kidding?!
73689, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler, Hello!
73690, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Phoebe,"Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People.  Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey."
73691, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,"I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys."
73692, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, that’s so freaky! Turn him off!!"
73693, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,Chandler!
73694, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?"
73695, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,"Look, we have no time okay? We must focus. We gotta get everything back into its original place."
73696, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,What? What?
73697, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler, I don't like your massages.
73698, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Phoebe,"Bread, so you never go hungry."
73699, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,Oh my God!
73700, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Would you stop?! What is the matter with you?!
73701, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,"I know.  Yeah, see, there’s so much to do and I have so little time to do it in."
73702, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Yeah I know.  On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea."
73703, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,We're just making conversation. 
73704, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Ross,No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
73705, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you want me to stop at the ATM?"
73706, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,Hey!
73707, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?"
73708, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Joey,"Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys ""R"" Us... She was in stock!"
73709, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Rachel!
73710, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Good luck Chandler.
73711, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,You’ll be perfect for this! That’s already your name!
73712,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage."
73713, Joey's audition,,3,Joey, you've got to pick a pocket or two..........
73714, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?"
73715, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler, ahem... um... Crystal duck.
73716, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
73717, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Ross,I don’t know if it’s true.
73718, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Please, we're trying to have a conversation. "
73719, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,"Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay.  Oh, shhh!"
73720, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Oh come on you big faker!
73721, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Ow!
73722, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,And a crappy New Year.
73723, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops.
73724, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"It’s not random, it’s Bob."
73725, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,". And this guy is in a cult, ok, and it costs you 5,000$ to get to level three and I don't feel any different."
73726, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?"
73727, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,What?
73728, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,Okay.  Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!
73729, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler," Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"
73730, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,I don’t want you to see me naked!
73731, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break."
73732, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Oh, so that’s this is gonna work now? You’re just gonna order me around all the time?"
73733, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,Yeah! 
73734, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey, How you doin’?
73735, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe,Aren't we done with that?
73736, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,I doubt it. Mostly regional work.
73737, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,Oh thank you. Thanks very much. 
73738, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?"
73739, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!"
73740, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,I can develop a condition in which I talk and talk and no one hears a word.
73741, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?"
73742, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Is that why you're on this trip, huh? Make me feel like a loser? 'Cause if it is, I'll tell ya, I-I-I'd rather be alone."
73743, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,", we asked for a private room."
73744, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they  put me in jail!
73745, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Nope.
73746, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,"Ours is so much better! This living room is smaller, the dining room looks like a cave! What a hole!"
73747, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,Are you sure?
73748, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?"
73749, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
73750, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,This is Chandler. 
73751, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross," Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner."
73752, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,I am now.
73753, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!"
73754, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know.... You don't know!"
73755, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that."
73756, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey, What audition?
73757, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,I’m gonna need a copy of those.
73758, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Ross,"Well she should, it was taken ten years ago!"
73759, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Phoebe," Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye."
73760, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,What?
73761, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Ross,Hm-mmm.
73762, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,"See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music. Y’know my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I… I won’t play anymore."
73763, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,So whose ring is it?
73764, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,"Hey, are we still on for tonight?"
73765, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card."
73766, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!
73767, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler, Okay we have to do something about your breath.
73768, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,What?
73769, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,Oh no! No!! My hole!!
73770, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Rachel,"Oh, look at the little cat! [a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross] Look at it!"
73771, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Joey,"We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing..."
73772, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Y’know—thanks! 
73773, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
73774, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound."
73775, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"This sucks, I was just up by that much!"
73776, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, Are you serious?
73777, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,It's not my first time.
73778, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus..."
73779, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid."
73780, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross," Oh man, this is hilarious."
73781, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,There was a seen in Footloose...
73782, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk!  That they know of.
73783, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,
73784, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
73785, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,Hey.
73786, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,Wow!
73787, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Ross,Twice.
73788, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross, That’s a duck.
73789, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Actually I rent the whole place and, I just got what you meant. Thank you."
73790, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,"This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really..."
73791, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, I'm off to talk to my unborn child."
73792, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?"
73793, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
73794, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,"Hi, again."
73795, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,"No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!"
73796, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Joey,Yeah!!
73797, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Monica,I don't know who I'm happiest for...
73798, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,Really?
73799, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel, The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
73800, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Hey.
73801, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,
73802, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now."
73803, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Sure!  But hey, you know this way sounds good too."
73804, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything."
73805, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights, Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window,",1,Monica,Oh-my-god Rachel!  Rachel!
73806, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Ow, that had to hurt!"
73807, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,Good-good-good.
73808, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler,"Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?"
73809, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?"
73810, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,"No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe to"
73811, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,There’s no back to this couch!
73812, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"Yeah you see umm, well, I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface y'know? See what I'm saying? I gotta lot of balls in the air.  Y'know what I mean? It's tough! Guys like me, y'know, you wander around, you're alone…"
73813, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,It’s picture time.
73814, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special."
73815, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year."
73816, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,All right.
73817, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey, Oh hey-hey!
73818, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,Hello? Who are we spying on?
73819, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend."
73820, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy."
73821, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,Oh! That's why.  I'm sorry!
73822, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Here you go.
73823, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Rachel Green is very happy you're in her room!
73824, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"Monica, what are you doing?"
73825, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,That’s the stuff! 
73826, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,I'm over here big guy.
73827, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,"Well it’s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories. "
73828, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke-(Yelps in"
73829, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,Hey.
73830, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Phoebe,I knew it!
73831, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Monica, please?"
73832, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler, Oh my God!
73833, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,But the Kit-Kats are all right?!
73834, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Now, wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?"
73835, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"Oh, you have some studying to do?"
73836, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,We actually missed it.
73837, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica, Seriously?
73838, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler, Huh? Huh? Huh?
73839, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,No. I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard.
73840, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Phoebe,You did the right thing.
73841, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Joey,"Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test..."
73842, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Hmm -you know, actually this'll work out well. Cause when you have to move back in with Joey, Joey's hot new roommate can come and live with me."
73843, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,Wow! You guys really don’t know anything!
73844, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and that’s when I uh, saw this.  Yeah, y’know what? I thought anything that can fit into this, can’t be scary."
73845, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,"And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy."
73846, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,You see that?
73847, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh no, I don’t believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. "
73848, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something. It’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss.
73849, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
73850, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey, Okay...
73851, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
73852, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]"
73853, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey, Hey.
73854, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,Oh.
73855, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well, so, stay for the museums!"
73856, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,"I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole! "
73857, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up!  And now we're back."
73858, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey,I got you something! Open it! Open it!
73859, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Cool!
73860, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! "
73861, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,"That’s right! He was hitting on her, and I got her. I guess the better man won.  Please don’t take her from me."
73862, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,Right! Hi Dina!
73863, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"Well, maybe it was God, doing me."
73864, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,"Oh God, here we go!"
73865, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"Oh because it doesn’t…really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings."
73866, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really… I don't mind."
73867, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning."
73868, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, and a little seed money for the party. "
73869, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,I think we should.
73870, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?
73871, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?"
73872, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no, one of those ‘look for the hidden meaning’ songs."
73873, Central Perk,,9,Joey,On...?
73874, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry!
73875, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days"
73876, Carol's OB/GYN," they're talking about how this is going to work,",1,Ross,"Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?"
73877, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, right, that's me!"
73878, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Sure.
73879, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler, I have no idea.
73880, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s the compulsively neat one by the window, okay."
73881, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica,"I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!"
73882, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ve always hated that Howie."
73883, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,"It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?"
73884, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
73885, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross, So you're just like a... guy who's a nanny?
73886, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica, Nooo!
73887, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,"There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?"
73888, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,"Okay-okay, I got it. I got it."
73889, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"I just y'know, I didn’t expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! "
73890, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel’s coming to London."
73891, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Sit!
73892, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross," Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something."
73893, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross, Oh my God!
73894, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,We need a hat..
73895, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Chandler,What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
73896, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,You kissed another woman!
73897, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Yeah, the Knicks rule all!"
73898, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,But more importantly to full well-rounded lives.
73899, The laundromat,,1,Rachel,"Come on, show me."
73900, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Chandler,That's right.
73901, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler," Okay, that hurt us."
73902, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,That's not a question.
73903, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,Dude!
73904, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,It's all right. You can mourn.
73905, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Which proves that I never lie.
73906, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,Gotcha. 
73907, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,"No-no-no, y’know what? I really shouldn’t have said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn’t cool. And if it makes you feel any better, I’ve had a really lousy day."
73908, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Phoebe,"About twenty, a couple people from work who had something else to do."
73909, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Oh, slides.  So really nothing happened."
73910, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,Oh fresh air!
73911, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Monica,Well you should be embarrassed. 
73912, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Oh.
73913, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Well that’s a little crazy. Although I am y’know glad to hear that you’re branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
73914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel," Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!"
73915, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,Are you funny? Tell us a joke!
73916, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Thanks.
73917, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,uh huh.
73918, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,Dad!! 
73919, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,Yeah.
73920, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,"Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow."
73921, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?!  I didn’t say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!"
73922, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"So, Joey on Law & Order, you must be very proud!"
73923, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?"
73924, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler, Wellll?
73925, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,"That’s what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and you’re Chip. Nevermind."
73926, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Hey!
73927, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Chandler,It’s your mommy. It’s your mommy.
73928, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,"God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!"
73929, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky...."
73930, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica, Really?
73931, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,"Oh, Chantal!"
73932, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I don’t know. I know I don’t work late tomorrow night.
73933, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep..."
73934, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,"You should both know, that he's a dead man.  Oh, Chandler? "
73935, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Ohhh!  No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together."
73936, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
73937, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, there was this one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said-"
73938, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"So Joey I just hooked Ross and Chandler up with some tuxedos for the wedding, do you need one?"
73939, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross,"Pretty cool, huh?"
73940, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,What?!
73941, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really."
73942, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,It’s all right! Everything’s gonna be all right.
73943, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,With Roger?  Oh my God!
73944, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon."
73945, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!"
73946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel," Yeah, I’m fine."
73947, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
73948, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
73949, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,Dr. Drake Remoray. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.
73950, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Paolo made a pass at me.
73951, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Monica,
73952, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,Why not?
73953, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Really? Who would, who would you marry?"
73954, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross, Yeah-uh!
73955, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler, Hey!
73956, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,And that horrible museum tour!
73957, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?"
73958, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,I don’t want him to tell this story for years.
73959, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel, I'm gonna do it.
73960, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Monica,From?
73961, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,Okay..Okay.. Look. I’m sorry that I lied to you before. You were right. Ralph and I were an item but were not anymore.
73962, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Yeah, I guess."
73963, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Chandler,"So you kissed her, so what happened after that?"
73964, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Phoebe,"So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?"
73965, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"No, no..."
73966, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"He was in Ross’s class…marching band…kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend."
73967, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,What? I’m not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
73968, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,No!
73969, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"We are switching back, right now!"
73970, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up?"
73971, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Well, we’re-we’re hanging out in here!"
73972, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! There’s some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa.  Wow, we really are bitches."
73973, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Okay!
73974, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,"Aw, sometimes. Always, actually."
73975, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Those are my gifts, I got them for you."
73976, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,how come?
73977, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe, What do you think?
73978, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Well, you just…"
73979, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Wait a minute! Why don't I do what that guy did? I'll take this $100 and turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!"
73980, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,She's still at dinner?
73981, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,You told me.
73982, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?"
73983, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Well what is it? What is it? If it’s gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it."
73984, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up."
73985, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler," Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?"
73986, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Ah, well no, it's just uh, me and Wendy."
73987, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,She's doing her laundry.
73988, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Okay, good-bye. Good-bye."
73989, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Well umm, I’ve been doing a lot more of my kara-tay."
73990, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ok!  Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
73991, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Ross,"I know, uh, the air, the-the trees... even though Nana's gone there's, there's something almost, uh- I dunno, almost life-aff- "
73992, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"All right, I’m sorry."
73993, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Ross,Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
73994, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me."
73995, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Ross, she’s gonna start getting ready soon!"
73996, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,Well then definately don’t take his name.
73997, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Would it really have been that easy?
73998, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Hi you guys!
73999, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this okay? We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes! A day of forgiveness!
74000, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
74001, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,This is bringing out a lovely color in you!
74002, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Oh, no!"
74003, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Potato, Potaato. "
74004, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,"Hi!  Thanks, hey so uh what’d you do last night?"
74005, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,When?
74006, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!!"
74007, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Hey, y'know while we’re on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don’t live here anymore."
74008, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!"
74009, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross, Oh yeah? Yeah? I wonder why? What could that smarmy letch possibly want?
74010, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?"
74011, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
74012, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,"Look, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person."
74013, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.
74014, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Monica,"OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table."
74015, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,"You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before."
74016, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?"
74017, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said ""Wait a minute! Yes I am."" and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true."
74018, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,Can I get some of that action?
74019, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel, Hey!
74020, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Joey,We've been stood up.  And we want our free crab cakes.
74021, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, woo! Hi."
74022, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,The park huh? A public place.
74023, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel, You fell asleep?!
74024, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Hey!
74025, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, you’ve got almost an entire turkey to eat."
74026, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Y’know who I’m talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers… "
74027, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,But Chandler lent you money!
74028, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross,It’s my joke.
74029, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,Oh.
74030, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica, Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something a little toothier.
74031, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. "
74032, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,Right.
74033, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Ross,"Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this. "
74034, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica, Well there’s some people who do want to marry me.
74035, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,"That’s like the pervert motto! Yeah! Yeah! They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand down your pants, and repeat that!"
74036, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, it seems like there weren't any tears 'til you showed her the bill."
74037, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,I did not know you spoke French.
74038, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"Yeah y'know what? Maybe-maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck, maybe you messed up because you care more about uh, your godson."
74039, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,Oh yeah!
74040," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Salami, anchovies, jam!"
74041, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, sure.  All right, whose court is the ball in now?"
74042, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe, Oh hey! How was your audition?
74043, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Sure!
74044, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Monica,
74045, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler,You don't like him.
74046, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?"
74047, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,I miss this.
74048, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?"
74049,,,8,Phoebe,
74050, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing?"
74051, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
74052, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"Hey! Good, you’re home!"
74053, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"You're so much more than just brains! You're sweet, and kind, and funny..."
74054, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? ‘Cause I’ll do it.
74055, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,What-what about Monica?
74056, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, everybody does! I’m a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didn’t even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and I’m just, I’m gonna do the same thing to you."
74057, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,"Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! "
74058, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,Happy wedding day!
74059, A Medical Research Office," Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment,",6,Joey,"Oh that’s too bad. I’ve kinda been saving up.  Uh, are you sure there’s no studies I can participate in?"
74060, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, look, twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute, cute."
74061, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Joey! Joey! Joey! J-J-Joey-Joey-J-Joey! 
74062, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Pheebs, we’re not giving you a deposit for our wedding!"
74063, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I wanted to call and tell you that there's no hard feelings for firing me."
74064, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,Because I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.
74065, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Wow! Uh okay, well uh… "
74066, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica, Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!
74067, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,What?!
74068, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Shut up!! It just got interesting!
74069, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!
74070, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Joey,"Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn’t stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it’s a couple weeks past it’s expiration date, so it’s got a bit of a kick."
74071, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Joey,"Ohhh, yeah!"
74072, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,Hey!
74073, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey,"Well, I’ve just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didn’t have naked chicks on it."
74074, Westminster Abbey," Joey and Chandler have successfully navigated the streets of London and are approaching the Abbey,",4,Joey,"All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey I’ve ever seen. Hey!  Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?"
74075, The gate," Rachel is still searching for her boarding pass,",10,Rachel,Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!
74076, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,"Okay.  Listen, I’m sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10."
74077, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic..."
74078, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?"
74079, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,"What?! While she’s been going through this hell, you’ve been making money?! You’re betting on your friend staying in this misery?! "
74080, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  So how’s the game?",8,Phoebe,
74081, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher."
74082, Airport,,9,Monica,Joey?
74083, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,"Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot."
74084, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.
74085, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Chandler,"Kip, my old roommate, y'know we all used to hang out together."
74086, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Uh, could you leave me one?"
74087, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"It kinda worked. I mean y’know, I don’t know about you buy I haven’t thought about our thing since all this."
74088, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Ehh.
74089, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,Isn’t she beautiful?
74090, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"Cookie, now you can punch him!"
74091, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross," Okay-okay! Two very good points, look I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?"
74092, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey, I understand.
74093, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,Hey Terry!
74094, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,Ooh! Israeli champagne. And it's vanilla!
74095, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Oh yeah?  If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
74096, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Joey,She’s right in there. 
74097, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Ross,Rachel!! Monica!!
74098, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Here’s the plan! Okay? I’m going to leave you get a look at Brenda’s bra!
74099, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,I thought I was something that we both wanted!
74100, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Joey,How do you know about that story?!
74101, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,Hey!
74102, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Well, he’s finally alseep. About that ah, bump on his head?"
74103, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,
74104, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Yeah, but it didn’t fit. Well, luckily there’s a store here that has one left in her size, but I’m the groom, I’m not supposed to see the dress…"
74105, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Phoebe,"I know. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler for the money and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids."
74106, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Thanks again, Dr. Green."
74107, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,Ross.
74108, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Ohh…
74109, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," She picked Rachel. I mean, she tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel."
74110, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe,"Ohh, tough call."
74111, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, well, you’re wrong! Okay, you’re wrong."
74112, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,Hi! How are you?
74113, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Rachel,No.
74114, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe,"Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you can’t talk to Rachel."
74115, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,"Ok. Oh God.  Get the camera, it’s in the diaper bag."
74116, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally."
74117, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
74118, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe," Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za."
74119, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh! 
74120, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,"Well, I think you need to come out of your shell just a little."
74121, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Chandler,"Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep."
74122, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Honey don’t worry, it was my mistake."
74123, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Phoebe,"Really, can I hear some of it."
74124, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,"I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket."
74125, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,"Don’t blame me, I saw it on The Discovery Channel."
74126, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No reason, except…she…told…me."
74127, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler,I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
74128, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,And you are a very funny clown. 
74129, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
74130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,We said seven!
74131, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?"
74132, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
74133, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,We can’t find Chandler…—‘s vest. We can’t find Chandler’s vest.
74134, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Op, I like credit cards!"
74135, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
74136, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, um, "
74137, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, Did you like me when we first met?
74138, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y. I just... I wrote that out phonetically for you."
74139, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler,"Multiple, so many paper cuts."
74140, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,Seriously. What?!
74141, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
74142, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe,I ate a bug.
74143, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Joey,Didn't I tell ya? Always showin' off.
74144, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Really?
74145, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,"Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section? See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it."
74146, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
74147, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Whoa, sorry Tommy."
74148, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!"
74149, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"It could be less than a year. I mean, you've heard my stuff. ""Pants. Like shorts, but longer.""  It'll probably be more than a year. "
74150, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,They're brother and sister!!!
74151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.
74152, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,What?
74153, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica," All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!"
74154, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, but, you guys - just in case, maybe a genie will come out if we rub this lamp!  Ah!! That thing gets hot!!"
74155, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"December 26th, huh maybe she’s Santa Clause."
74156, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,Sting has a son that goes there too!
74157, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"That’s right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!"
74158, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica, Don’t come in here!
74159, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Thanks.
74160, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone."
74161, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,Oh great!
74162, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,What?
74163, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh...  I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom."
74164, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe," Oh, good for you."
74165, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey, That-that is a good trick.
74166, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,I don’t want them to move to a Volvo dealership!
74167, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Okay!
74168, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,Let’s roll!
74169, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
74170, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Joey,What are we supposed to be seeing here?
74171, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,What?
74172, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me."
74173, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Monica, Rach! It's me! Pick up!
74174, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Yeah.
74175, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
74176, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?"
74177, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?
74178, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy."
74179, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,�kay.
74180, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Yeah!
74181, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,"Ohhhh, sorry I missed that."
74182, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,"So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday."
74183, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,In London!
74184, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmm, noodle soup."
74185, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Ross,That little naked guy would be me.
74186, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,Hips or thighs?
74187, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Whoa!
74188, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross, What?
74189, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Bye-bye-e!
74190, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.
74191, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,You're so efficient. I love you!
74192, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,Oh my God!
74193, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know what, that doesn't matter."
74194, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning."
74195, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him."
74196, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Two.
74197, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,The actress!
74198, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so we’re good."
74199, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,Yeah.
74200, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,"Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!"
74201, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,PHOE-BE.
74202, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"Y’know, you’re right. Thank you."
74203, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients."
74204, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross," Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?"
74205, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey,Joey Tribbiani.
74206, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica," Okay, did you hear that?"
74207, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Hey!
74208, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Thank you, but, but you gotta leave."
74209, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,"Ugh, she’s upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! I’m not doing them this time! I don’t care if those dishes sit in the sink until they’re all covered with—I’ll do them when I get home!"
74210, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Do you like car games?
74211, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,Then what?
74212, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler, Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
74213, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Joey,"Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few."
74214, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal."
74215, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,
74216, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's beautiful."
74217, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"No! Downstairs! And we got to talking y’know, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee."
74218, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Really.
74219, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Monica,Oh crap!
74220, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,I warned you...
74221, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"All right, we’re gonna play."
74222, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Joey.",8,Monica,
74223, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,Because it’s Richard’s son! It’s like inviting Greek tragedy over for dinner!
74224, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,"Uh-oh, it’s my boss!"
74225, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,I didn't know there were docks.
74226, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking ""Oh my god, I'm with Rachel"". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie.  Was there a second of all?"
74227, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Rachel,I don't know where the phone is.
74228, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,How did she get me to settle down?
74229, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,No.
74230, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?"
74231, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, forget it. It’s ruined."
74232, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Sweetie you’re doing great.
74233, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyer’s office all I could hear was, ""Three divorces. Three divorces!"" Look, I just don’t want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces."
74234, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Do you like car games?
74235, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Ross, Hey!
74236, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,C'mon up.
74237, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,Got me. 
74238, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Uhh….
74239, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. "
74240, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,I’m-I’m gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt!! 
74241, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,Are you thinking about Monica?
74242, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Then why did I ask?
74243, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,Althea?! What are you doing?!
74244, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,Ooh! 
74245, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we’ll get us some Mai Thai’s,  maybe no more for you though."
74246, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,I can't believe this is happening.
74247, Ross',,9,Rachel,No! That's OK! That's OK! That's OK! No no no no! This is my business associate Gavin. He's just being silly.
74248, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,What?! Why?
74249, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Yeah.
74250, Central Perk,,9,Joey,
74251, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler," Ah, let's see. What next? Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. It's got a... boyish charm, it's impish. Here we go."
74252, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,Oh really?!
74253, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,"Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew."
74254, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah, I’ve been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these  damn boat shoes wouldn’t keep flying off!"
74255, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?"
74256, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"On Melanie Griffith in ""Working girl"". I think what you want is over here."
74257, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah so, Tuesday?"
74258, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"So then if-if—I mean if you think about it, this is all  your fault."
74259, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
74260, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Are you sure?
74261, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
74262, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Joey,"Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name."
74263, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,I don’t want to say.
74264, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Ross,I’m sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
74265, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!"
74266, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,"Hey Rach, now that you're working at Ralph Lauren, can you bring me back some of those polo shirts?"
74267, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,The actress!
74268, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. 
74269, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,"Yeah. Well, so far yeah. But it's tough you know? I got all this built up flirting energy and I don't know how to get rid of it.  How you doin?"
74270, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,�Lo que sucedio es que no le gusta la tele! 
74271, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,Would fall off a lot.
74272, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. We’re going to a New Year’s Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Y’know? But if she says ‘Dude, what the hell are you doing?’ I can say ‘It wasn’t me, it was New Years!’"
74273, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!"
74274, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,Yes talk to her. Be a man.
74275, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,Give me two.
74276, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thanks.
74277, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Chandler,See ya! 
74278, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey," ""Thanks."""
74279, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay, um, I... All right Phoebe look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry. OK? I handled the situation horribly and I should not have lied to you."
74280, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel,"Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?"
74281, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
74282, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",6,Joey,"I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. "
74283, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,That’s a low one!
74284, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Monica,What is it hon?
74285, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
74286, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan."
74287, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where  they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
74288, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts."
74289, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,"O-okay.  So, is she gonna take the test?"
74290, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel, Tell Monica I’m sorry.
74291, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself."
74292, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
74293, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Well, she told me that I’m gonna die this week, so I’m kinda bummed about that."
74294, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else."
74295, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, she's still napping"
74296, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,You faked it? You couldn't have faked it!
74297, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler,What?
74298, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Rach, why won't they take it back?"
74299, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,Really?
74300, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?"
74301, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler," Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning."
74302, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica," Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!"
74303, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Monica,I know!
74304, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,"No! That was a test! In a couple of hours I’m gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, I’m gonna get so drunk, I’m gonna wanna call Janice"
74305, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,"Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole."
74306, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!"
74307, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler, Yes.
74308, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"Hey Joey, come taste this."
74309, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Monica,"Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it."
74310, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Oh, man!"
74311, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Joshua…guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda…y’know."
74312, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler, Ahh...
74313, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler,"If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?"
74314, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Come on, Chandler."
74315, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,I don’t know.
74316, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"Um, and, well there's the.. the the small matter of..."
74317, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Nooo!
74318, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,Hey!
74319, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Oh, I don't think she likes the new Hugsy."
74320, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
74321, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, honey! What’s the matter?  Fine, I was just trying to be nice! Whoa!"
74322, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it?  Is it Gunther?"
74323, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"No, I-I figured you would've picked a blond guy."
74324, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Joey, What are you guys woofing about?
74325, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross, Hello.
74326, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"Thank you, buddy."
74327, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Chandler,Rachel lost Marcel.
74328, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Joey,That's right baby.
74329, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Excuse me!  You didn't tell him, did you?"
74330, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Monica,They're still in my coat.
74331, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I’ll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
74332, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,Yeah!!
74333, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,Yeah well unless we tell him.
74334, The Virgin Atlantic flight to London that Rachel is on,,4,Rachel,Oh. I’m sorry. I’m very sorry. Sorry. 
74335, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross, So I hope you guys were finding something to talk about.
74336, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Wherever! I’ve got like 20!
74337, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"So, I uh… I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby."
74338, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,"Hey, I gotta! Unless..."
74339, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh, he works in the Fine Foods division."
74340, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey, Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
74341, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay? I mean,... how needy is that?"
74342, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,
74343, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know what they say, the 23rd time’s the charm.  Aww, look at you all handsome!"
74344, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Joey,Do we have to know about that?
74345, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Ross,Hi!
74346, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Monica," Gee, I don’t know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!"
74347, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"All right Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this point, wins."
74348, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,Slides are almost ready.
74349, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,It was an amazing night.
74350, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey,"Hey! Great, you’re home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! "
74351, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Ross,"Uh, yeah, I’ll take a coffee. Thanks, man."
74352, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,Hey!
74353, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something."
74354, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Okay then! 
74355, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,They’re in my bag over there. 
74356, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"Y’know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean!"
74357, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe, We want the last six years back!!
74358, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Rachel,I don’t know. I don’t know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don’t want to make.  Somebody just take this away from me!!
74359, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,…and then they came back from smoking and they had made all of the decisions without me!
74360, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross,"There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore."
74361, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,I was kinda hoping you’d stay.
74362, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,It's off the resumé. 
74363, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,je.
74364, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,What do you mean?
74365, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Nope, not under here!"
74366, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Hey, I thought that guy was married."
74367, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?
74368, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,Oh my God.
74369, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,Hello.
74370, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,That makes more sense.
74371, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,How’s she doing?
74372, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!"
74373, Joey and Janine’s apartment," they both enter,",6,Joey,Yeah?
74374, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Monica,Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
74375, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,"She was blonde?  Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years."
74376, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"Oh, hi sweetie. "
74377, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Yeah. See? 
74378, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross," Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you."
74379, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She must’ve seen me cruising in the bad boy.
74380, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Sure! What’s up? 
74381, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"See? Eh, wasn’t that fun?"
74382, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!
74383, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, my turn!!"
74384, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,"Nothing, nothing."
74385, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,She dropped off a casserole?
74386, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,"Yes, God forbid we throw out old underwear. You-you know what? I’m going to go over to Joey’s."
74387, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"No, that landed in your food!"
74388, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!"
74389, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Ross,"Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. "
74390, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Look out, incoming pumpkin pie!"
74391, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Joey,"Way to be strong, man!"
74392, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
74393, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,"Oh-okay, I get the game now."
74394, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,You don’t think I know that!
74395, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe, Hey!
74396, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I know. They were mine.
74397, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Really? What is it?
74398, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Ross,God that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever!
74399, Interview room, Ross and two other professors ,10,Ross,
74400, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey,I was afraid of that.
74401, Boarding the plane,,10,Chandler,Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.
74402, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,There he is! 
74403, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Ross,Kinda... spooky without any lights.
74404, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,The Bible?!
74405, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Why not? I don’t want to do this alone! And he’s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
74406, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,No way!
74407, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,What about the closeness?
74408, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,You can't go out there.
74409, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,Oh they’re pushing! They’re pushing!!
74410, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Phoebe,"I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two  actually had hooked up."
74411, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,"Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!"
74412, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,"No, but he’s always late."
74413, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
74414, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted."
74415, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?"
74416, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler, Y’know I think you can take her.
74417, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,We could eat the wax! It’s organic.
74418," The ""Pyramid"" Studio",,10,Joey,Yeah! But that is not what they're looking for.  OOOH!
74419, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,"I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything."
74420, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross, You should go.
74421, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Hey! Hey! Come on! You can! I know you can do this! Let’s go!
74422, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"Well, I’d like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know you’re casting for this new show…"
74423, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Y’know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married."
74424, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, I used to wet my bed.
74425, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,YEAH!
74426, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,So?
74427, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Monica, Anything but stew.
74428, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I knew.
74429, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
74430, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Good call. Yeah. But, the face Ross, the face isn’t Rachel."
74431, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Very good.
74432, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,Oh!
74433, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Rachel,Is that the heartbeat?
74434, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,The movie?
74435, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,No-no.
74436, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Chandler,I am pretending.
74437, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,"Monica, can I talk to you for a sec? "
74438, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe, Hi guys!
74439, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,Nesele Toulouse.
74440, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"Y’know what? Y’know what? Rachel, just-just drop it."
74441, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,He didn’t say anything about that to me.
74442, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,"Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I don’t want to take a break."
74443, In front of Macys," Phoebe has adorned her bucket with numerous signs, Like ""We are not a urinal!"" and ""I have no Macys info,"" And other stuff like that, She also has a scowl on her face as she is ringing her bell, A little old lady walks up to make a donation but Phoebe stops her,",5,Phoebe,Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution!  I thought I told you to get outta here!
74444, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Hey-hey are you drunk?
74445, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,She was not good. Not good.
74446, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,You don�t need a shower.
74447, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross," Aww! Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! Y’know Monica couldn’t get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery."
74448, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler, Hmm mmmhm..
74449, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that’s-that’s when I really found my sound."
74450, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross, What?!
74451, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,"Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! They’re killing me! One toe at a time!"
74452, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! "
74453, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
74454, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Can you just hold on for one minute?
74455, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,Yeah.
74456, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe, RACHEL!!
74457, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Jeffery.
74458, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Phoebe,"Oh this, well I’m glad you asked.  Ahh! Now, I know what you’re thinking…"
74459, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Shhh... This is the listening side of the wall.
74460, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,"I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?"
74461, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,What?
74462, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
74463, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,No ma’am.
74464, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Oh.
74465, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay fine, y’know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide.  Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie."
74466, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,"Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?"
74467, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,The lie you just told.
74468, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I can't help you."
74469, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey, Hey!
74470, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Rachel," Ohh, big, fat bummerrr."
74471, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Phoebe,They’ve been quiet for a long time.
74472, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,Hi. I just had the worst anniversary ever.
74473, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,...They threw us out! I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
74474, Monica’s Restaurant," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Why? Because of the government.
74475, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,Where are you going?
74476, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"We can’t tell him, you can’t go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff."
74477, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,What?!!  No I'm not!!
74478, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends."
74479, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,Thank God you’re pretty. 
74480, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you’re probably gonna marry it! Then it won’t work out and you’re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy.  I’m so drunk."
74481, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,"Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. . . "
74482, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Ross,What the? What…
74483, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out."
74484, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, now hold on. Joey, why, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?"
74485, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Yeah.
74486, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Rachel,"Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?"
74487, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,Rachel.
74488, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Yeah well, if I know Mark, and I think I do, I’d expect nothing less."
74489, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I think I broke it. But that’s all right, here’s the number you can call."
74490, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey, Aw! There's got to be a better way!
74491, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler,I don’t see him.  Do you see him?
74492, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,"Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?"
74493, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Phoebe,So good!
74494, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Joey,"Yeah, this was a stupid idea. "
74495, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"What a minute, what did he say?"
74496, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,Okay.
74497, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,Don't get me started on that.
74498, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel," All right, who’s turn is it to help me get up!"
74499, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,I don’t know why I was so nervous about this. And I don’t know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
74500, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Monica,What kinda stuff?
74501, Monica and Rachel's, ,6,Chandler,
74502, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,What?!! That’s even worse!!
74503, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,In-in three minutes.
74504, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Yeah... And that physique! You must work out all the time...
74505, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"God, I wish Mike were here."
74506, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica, Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers! It must be a good review! Is it great?!
74507, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,Fighting?!
74508, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"So, should I call him back?"
74509, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica," What, what are you doing? You can’t go out there."
74510, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,"Well, high school was not my favourite time."
74511, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler," Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?"
74512, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh…oh-oh-oh…
74513, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Heeeyy! Hey!
74514, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,
74515, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"...Yeah. Yeah, I do."
74516, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
74517, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Good-good, okay, sprinkle some of that on your legs, it'll absorb some of the moisture and then you can get your pants back up."
74518, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,I’m going for a walk.
74519, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"Oh, don't worry, we'll find them."
74520, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,"I’m glad you’re here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony."
74521, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,Looks like a fun gang. 
74522, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross, I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
74523, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, When is she leaving?
74524, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,All right. 
74525, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Phoebe,That and arrogance.
74526, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh..."
74527, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Yeah, well, it feels different."
74528, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!"
74529, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe!
74530, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Really? There’s nothing sexual about this?  I mean hi.
74531, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,I would say that.
74532, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler, You’re it! Now run and hide!
74533, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out! I talk to you and it’s nothin’. You look at me, and nothin’.  Nothing."
74534, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Because I put my head between her legs.
74535, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
74536, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,All right. Very good.
74537, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Phoebe,"I don’t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don’t know how you fight that."
74538, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,"Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her! She just offered to do something for another human being!!"
74539, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey," And I ate the food, I had the fish, it was good, yeah. It was good, yeah..."
74540, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Monica,Do you guys know what happened to Chandler’s barca lounger?
74541, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,"Look, I didn’t want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didn’t want to either. But I don’t, I don’t understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?"
74542, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,Sure. 
74543, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Really, I shouldn't feel guilty?"
74544, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"All right, y’know what? If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I’m sorry, I’m just gonna have to take it back."
74545, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent."
74546, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Phoebe,Oh!
74547, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,That's fire. Beats everything.
74548, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions?
74549, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,What? What? What?!
74550, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey, Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!
74551, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel, Huh?
74552, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi.
74553, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica," Who’s so brave, you’re so brave, yes you are, you’re so brave."
74554, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey, Vulva?
74555, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
74556, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,At least I know she's not going out with me to get into R rated movies.
74557, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"I'm, I'm okay. See. "
74558, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross."
74559, Central Park," Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross, They both giggle,",7,Phoebe,"Don’t be so corny Ross, it’s not an after-school special. "
74560, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me."
74561, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,Yes?
74562, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,I don't know. What are you wearing?
74563, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross,Hey.
74564, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,"Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?"
74565, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.
74566, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.",1,Phoebe,
74567, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Chandler,I'll tell you at the wedding.
74568, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"It's just, I think, there's never gonna be a right time to have a baby. I mean, now you're unemployed and in a little while you'll find a new job that'll keep you really busy. There's always gonna be a reason not to do this, but I think once the baby comes, forget about all those reasons. "
74569, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
74570, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it.  But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?"
74571, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel, Oh my God.
74572, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering,",6,Rachel,"Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world’s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!"
74573, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!
74574, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"No thanks, I’ve already seen one."
74575, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,"Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler."
74576, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"No, I have all of the good words. OK, fine, fine, we can switch."
74577, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!"
74578, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Great. It's gym class all over again.
74579, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Go get ‘em Treeger.
74580, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,No!
74581, The Department Store," Joey is trying to sell some cologne,",2,Joey," Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee."
74582, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,I like it!
74583, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,By me?
74584, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yes!
74585, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,So do I. 
74586, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Oh sure it is!
74587, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess."
74588, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,"Oh, we were playing ""peek-a-boo."" She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic."
74589, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief."
74590, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars."
74591, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"No, 19."
74592, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,You're kidding!
74593, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,Hey!
74594, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,We got out pictures back from London.  Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
74595, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,"Oh I, I don’t-I don’t think that would be the best idea."
74596, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"Oh well, no I…"
74597, Joey's apartment,"  Yeah, his name is Pat.",6,Joey,
74598, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"Five minutes ago, a line like that would’ve floored me. Now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman."
74599, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.
74600, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Why don’t you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?"
74601, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey, Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
74602, Eric’s Apartment," he and Phoebe are still making out,",8,Phoebe,Really? That’s the thing I’m worse at! You’ll see. 
74603, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,What are you going to make?
74604, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey," Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!"
74605, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hey!
74606, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you, too."
74607, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Thank you. 
74608, Tap Class," Monica is standing by the door,",1,Monica,"Yeah, but at least I'm doing it!"
74609, Kathy’s apartment," Chandler is knocking on the door,",4,Chandler,"Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I’m sorry. Y’know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset."
74610, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"Hi. Sorry we're late but we were—well, there was touching."
74611, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?"
74612, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought we’d be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasn’t meant to be."
74613, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,"Oh, that doesn't mean anything."
74614, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,Hey!
74615, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, That's not good.
74616, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,"Yes, Bravo on the hot nanny."
74617, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,"No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch."
74618, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
74619, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.
74620, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,This bicep?
74621, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing?! It’s never gonna happen, she’s seeing somebody."
74622, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,How can you not remember us kissing?!
74623, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people."
74624, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Joey,"Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh? "
74625, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,You're crazy.
74626, Ross's apartment," his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage, He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesn’t like it,",7,Ross,"Okay! Now, I’m going to touch you. "
74627, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London."
74628, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up."
74629, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Hi. 
74630, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody! You’re a great catch! Y’know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn’t have to lie once. "
74631, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller."
74632, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"Everyone, this is Julie."
74633, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica, I don’t think this number’s right!
74634, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Ross,Well I didn’t! I didn’t propose!  Did I? I haven’t slept in forty hours and…it does sound like something I would do.
74635, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Monica,"So, um, how-how did you guys meet?"
74636, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica, Oh.
74637, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,I don't know. What are you wearing?
74638, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you’re gonna ruin it!"
74639, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,What?
74640, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Joey,'Tonight' tonight?
74641, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross," We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover."
74642, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
74643, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala."
74644, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's."
74645, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,"No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up."
74646, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Joey,Hey!
74647, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,Yeah.
74648, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Oh, hi Danny."
74649, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,"It’s so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one who’s eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross."
74650, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well, I did my best to convince him that I’m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—I’m just going through a hard time."
74651, Ross�,,9,Rachel,How do you know about that?
74652, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know, we did other stuff too. "
74653, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Just ah… just put roommate.
74654, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,The eyes…did still sparkle.
74655, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,Wow! You’re a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you’re trip?
74656, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God!  I’m sorry, too soon. You go."
74657, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,"Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay."
74658, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,"Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?"
74659, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh my God, she's great! I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, and funny..."
74660, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,"Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right."
74661, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,There is a hardware store right down the street?
74662, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Joey,Did you get your money back?
74663, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel," Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!"
74664, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,It's Joey.
74665, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Well, uh..."
74666, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! "
74667, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Uh… How long have we known each other?
74668, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom."
74669, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,"Really?! You think so? Y’know, I had just rolled out of bed."
74670, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow?"
74671, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,Thanks for stopping by. See ya!  I-I am so sorry. I…
74672, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Really?
74673, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,"Okay here, have one of these peppers. Oh ha… Oh God! So…so hot!  By the way, you don’t want to touch the pepper and then touch your eye."
74674, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Joey,"Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now.  By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?"
74675, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Joey,What are you doing?
74676, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,Ahhh! You are on my list.
74677, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,You just finished?
74678, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,No.
74679, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,Right.
74680, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,Yeah.
74681, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"Oh... Yeah, you do."
74682, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross,No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! 
74683, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Well that’s a little crazy. Although I am y’know glad to hear that you’re branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
74684, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"Oh hey Mon? Rach is here! Ohh, you’re still pregnant. Oh, I’m sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Y’know what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks."
74685, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Who is he?
74686, The gate," Rachel is still searching for her boarding pass,",10,Rachel,Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
74687, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,One. 
74688, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Put your head back.
74689, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,Oh-oh Professor Geller.
74690, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Okay that’s so generous!
74691, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,Ohh! Me too!
74692, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler," Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!"
74693, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,"I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here."
74694, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Ross,"Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang."
74695, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Gavin, I just wanted to say thank you again for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. I really owe you an appology."
74696, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Hey you guys! Look what I just got. 
74697, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.
74698, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,You said girl!
74699, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,"No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called ""The Days of Our Lives""."
74700, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"Hey!  I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks."
74701, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,Thanks.
74702, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,I think it is. 
74703, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans!"
74704, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, I’ll do that. So who gets to be yours?"
74705, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Morning. You wanted to see me?
74706, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo. I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.  Looks like I was second to last.
74707, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago."
74708, Casting Director #3’s office," Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Hi. I’m Joey Tribbiani; I’m here to audition for  man.
74709, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well…  I’m getting my revenge!
74710, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,Really? You think so?
74711, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"She’s going in. Wait! He’s going in! He’s going in!! The door’s closed! I, I can’t see anything but the door closed!!"
74712, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!"
74713, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"She was.... But y'know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules."
74714, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,"Yes, how's this They're so uncomfortable it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet!"
74715, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,So how was the honeymoon?
74716, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,How could you have told her?
74717, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,Why?
74718, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,"I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work stuff and/or are sick."
74719, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s still——It’s got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
74720, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,I got it. 
74721, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
74722, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,"Eh, we weren't that close anyway!"
74723, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,Right!
74724, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Monica,"No, that seems about right."
74725, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"There was just one woman, wasn’t there?"
74726, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,Yeah you do!
74727, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"Come on, you-you can’t tell me you actually believe that-that there’s a woman inside that cat!"
74728, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Oh, you could just go uh, ""greatest of ease…  BAH-bah-bha-bhannn."" Then go right into it."
74729, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Phoebe, Oh God!
74730, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
74731, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball.  Ha-ha!"
74732, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Sorry Jill.
74733, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,"Don’t worry man, I get to bring a guest. We’ll show him."
74734, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Ross!
74735, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Maurice.
74736, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,"Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!"
74737, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,I know!! 
74738, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
74739, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No-no. We…
74740, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"I’m understanding, but let’s not get carried away."
74741, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,Hey. 
74742, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Let’s go watch it at your place.
74743, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"You were really gonna do that, weren't you?"
74744, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet."
74745, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, I’m getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Y’know, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. "
74746, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,And the way she slaps all the time!
74747, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Ross,Hm-mmm.
74748, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What are you talking about? I love them!  Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?"
74749, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Monica,We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.
74750, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross, Hey!
74751, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital 'R'! Capital 'T'!  Don't worry, those are the right letters."
74752, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion."
74753, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo hoo!
74754, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,Yeah.
74755, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right?"
74756, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,"Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!"
74757, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out."
74758, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?"
74759, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
74760, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Rachel,"Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and...  maybe close your blinds at night."
74761, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,College?
74762, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,I'm okay.
74763, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Chandler," If I broke up with you, I’d miss you."
74764, Chandler's job," Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand, One of his co-workers walks by,",1,Chandler,"Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you."
74765, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, we’re gonna need to see that tape. "
74766, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,"A Speedo? Uh, I don’t have a Speedo. I’m gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. "
74767, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Does it always, uh--?"
74768, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,That's true!
74769, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful."
74770, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,You were staring about eight inches south of there.
74771, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,
74772, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Rachel," Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear."
74773, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Look I’m sorry you guys, I-I just don’t think so."
74774, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. There’s no meat in beer, right?"
74775, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,Well that’s his last name.
74776, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,But he’s falling in love with her.
74777, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,Okay.  You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
74778, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?"
74779, Jen's apartment," Ross is picking her up for their date,",5,Joey,Dahhhhh!! 
74780, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I'll put a pillowcase over my head.
74781, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,"Y’know what? Don’t worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe."
74782, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,Stop going through my stuff !
74783, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,It's throwing and catching!
74784, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,Oh.
74785, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Ugh! I don’t know what I’m going to do! I called the company that sent and th-they don’t care! Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn’t an emergency, then what is?"
74786, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,I lost a whole year! I can’t believe it! This is so unfair!
74787, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Joey,"Dude, you don’t have to brag! We got nothing here!!"
74788, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,I'm intrigued.
74789, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,Hey Rach.
74790, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Hi!
74791, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
74792, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Dude! Hernia operations cost like, a lot probably. Besides it’s getting darker and more painful, that means it’s healing."
74793, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Phoebe,What were you doing?
74794, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe," Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times."
74795, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,All right! Ten buck! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.
74796, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Rachel,Okay.
74797, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,You like it?
74798, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game!
74799, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I knew.
74800, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,That is a bad interview.
74801, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,Why? What-what else could it be?
74802, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Phoebe,Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler.  I am so sorry.
74803, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Ross,All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. 
74804, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,"Oh, come on kids! A little help here!"
74805, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,Thank you! Thank you! 
74806, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh!
74807, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?! Let’s do it!
74808, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler, Why am I talking like this?!
74809, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross," Now umm, remember I’m still learning."
74810, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,Hey.
74811, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,"Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!"
74812, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to get struck by lightning 7 times.
74813, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
74814, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,Can you believe this? We’re gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
74815, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Monica,Oh. 
74816, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Joey,"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!"
74817, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, um, "
74818, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,
74819, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Monica,"Okay it’s time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year I’m going to do it."
74820, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,And there it is.
74821, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Ow!
74822, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,So—If you wear that you’ll make mine less special.
74823, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Ooh! So close.
74824, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,Thanks.
74825, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Chandler,Wh-How did you lose at Cups?!
74826, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Oh y’know what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!",8,Rachel,
74827, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Rachel,"Umm, can I use your bathroom?"
74828, A Theater," the gang is in the audience wating for a play of Joey's to start,",1,Joey,"Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. "
74829, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,Just kidding!
74830, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,"I can smell it a little, bake the pie."
74831, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Y’know what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case…  Okay…
74832, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler."
74833, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,Well what am I supposed to do?
74834, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Monica,What are you doing?
74835, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey," No, no, it�s okay, I already told the waiter what they want."
74836, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Two!
74837, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,Action.
74838, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the ""brain transplant,"" you are going to be her?"
74839, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
74840, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London."
74841, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe, I got them!
74842, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler, Look there is no way you’re doing this wedding now. Okay?
74843, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed."
74844, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What kinda things have you been saying?
74845, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,"Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?"
74846, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Joey,"He said ""erectus""!"
74847, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is."
74848, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler is turning on the light to awaken a now sleeping Monica,",7,Monica,What?! What are you doing?!
74849, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
74850, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,"Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!"
74851, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand."
74852, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,"This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you’d be looking like a ham right about now."
74853, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Rachel,"Hi, I thought you might like some ice chips."
74854, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no-"
74855, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Monica,We're so sorry.
74856, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,Yeah?
74857, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
74858, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Rachel! What are you doing here?
74859, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,Ross? You okay?
74860, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,So he hasn't called?
74861, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Nope.
74862, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,And it looks like she put makeup on her!
74863, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross, So sorry Pheebs.
74864, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"Okay, okay, what's going on?"
74865, In front of Macys," Phoebe is still ringing her bell, A guy puts some change into the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't…  Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!"
74866, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,Waxine!!
74867, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,You're crazy.
74868, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,For you. 
74869, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"No, nothing."
74870, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Oh, that is so sweet. I think I’m falling in love with you all over again."
74871, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,Ohh! That’s so great!
74872, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel,Do we have to tell her?
74873, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,I promise.
74874, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Okay.
74875, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,Something could’ve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
74876, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Hey man, what's up?"
74877, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?"
74878, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Joey,"Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh?  Not just a hat rack my friend!"
74879, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,Not after this!
74880, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh right, your allergies. "
74881, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Okay umm, why don’t we all take a seat, y’know? And uh, and I’ll get us all some uh some coffees—"
74882, Madison Square Garden," the guys are trying to find their seats,",1,Joey,"C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit."
74883, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,I'm afraid so.
74884, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!
74885, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,"Well, I mean, then what happens if it doesn't work out?"
74886, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,No.
74887, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Awwww!!!
74888, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Okay, you don't have to walk behind me any more."
74889, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, Carol really messed you up!"
74890, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!"
74891, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,I didn’t do it! It was Chandler! He’s… He’s mad at you!
74892, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Anyone else? Huh? Bring ‘em on!
74893, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica, Please! Please! Can you come? It’s today at four.
74894, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Rachel,"Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter’s machine!!"
74895, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Chandler," ""Big guy?"""
74896, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica," No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding."
74897, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"No, I can’t. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I can’t leave him. Isn’t—you don’t think there’s any way?"
74898, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Ross,"No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so..."
74899, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I don’t know sweetie.
74900, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror."
74901, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,"Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time.  Maybe someday, there will be."
74902, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,"Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!"
74903, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Right. Except that I do want to get married.
74904, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe," Oh, you caught me. I am so busted."
74905, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross," Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I never get to be yours at all?"
74906, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel,"All right fine, I pick you."
74907, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,
74908, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"That was so unlikely. Well, let’s get married! I guess."
74909, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,"Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?"
74910, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Joey,"Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a little nudity."
74911, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Well I…I haven’t actually told her yet. I don’t want to scare her off, y’know?"
74912, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,Nothing! What do you say to that?
74913, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe, Except for you. You go away.
74914, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Wow! That aspirin dance really works!
74915, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that’s not gonna happen."
74916, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, ‘cause I’m pregnant."
74917, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Oh my God!!
74918, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,It’s so secluded up here.
74919, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
74920, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,Hey!
74921, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Phoebe,"You know, maybe she was just really spent from our talk. It was pretty intense."
74922, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Look I’m sorry Pheebs, I can’t do it."
74923, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Erin! Still here!
74924, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!"
74925, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe,"Well, I mean, I’m not my sister’s, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, it’s true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, we’ve grown apart, so, um... I don’t know, why not? Okay."
74926, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Rachel,"Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react."
74927, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
74928, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Ross,Hey! What's up?
74929, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. It’s a very big deal, there’s a lot of people there I have to meet."
74930, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
74931, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Happy birthday!
74932, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross," So, ahh, where were we?"
74933, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,Did you just say Emma?
74934, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,You did?
74935, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Yeah... Now I have something...
74936, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,"No, I don't see anything different other than the fact that the room got so much brighter when you came into it. "
74937, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,Monica. 
74938, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica," Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but we’ve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today."
74939, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,Thank you. 
74940, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,"Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?"
74941, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,"Well, it had some good ideas, take off your shirt."
74942,,,10,Monica,
74943, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,"Oh, yeah."
74944, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,It’s my joke.
74945, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Hi Janine!
74946, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me."
74947, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand."
74948, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?"
74949, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Phoebe,"Hey, what's going on?"
74950, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! 
74951, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Joey,Rach?
74952, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys."
74953, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!"
74954, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, the gift shop!"
74955, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,Step back.
74956, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'."
74957, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,"You guys, this is Shelley, she’s interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends…"
74958, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Ross," See, I see.... big passion in your future."
74959, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel," Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?"
74960, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,Are you gonna go over there?
74961, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Rachel,"Ross, hey you know what might make it less boring?"
74962, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is reading a letter that Chandler wrote,",3,Chandler,What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
74963, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Oh. Oh.
74964, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,Oh that’s so sweet.
74965, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,The card! I think we’re there!
74966, In the hall,,9,Monica,"Who, who are they?"
74967, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream."
74968, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey,Ooh... Not so good.
74969, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is it!  Oh, that’s him! That’s him!"
74970, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,Well thanks!
74971, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross," Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?"
74972, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me."
74973, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,Destiny.
74974, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Chandler,"Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!"
74975, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Really?
74976, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4."
74977, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,So she’s really not dead.
74978, Central Perk," Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd,",1,Rachel,"Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay."
74979, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Nice save.
74980, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel," Bzzzz.... I love you, Ross."
74981, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica," Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?"
74982, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,What?!
74983, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,Whaddya see?
74984, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Phoebe,Really?
74985, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me. "
74986, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!"
74987, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane."
74988, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,Ross? You okay?
74989, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,Oh God Phoebe!! 
74990, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey," Yeah, look how that worked out."
74991, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
74992, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good."
74993, The delivery room," everyone is hanging out with Phoebe, Frank, Alice, and the kids aren't there,",5,Chandler,"So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?"
74994, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, I’ll be fine. But could someone please make sure that sandwich is gone when I get out there?"
74995, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Oh hi!
74996, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,"And about this Nancy thing... If you're not sleeping with her, should I?"
74997, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?"
74998, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Rachel,Who is being loud?
74999, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"So, we're just four losers... SUPER!"
75000, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular."
75001, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Hi!
75002, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,"Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet!"
75003, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Guys?  I’m gonna ask Monica to marry me.
75004, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,Go ahead Rach.
75005, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing."
75006, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Wait a minute! Wait a minute! We have a winner!
75007, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns."
75008, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?"
75009, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,I know.
75010, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Chandler,Thank you!
75011, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel," Oh my God! Oh, that’s funny, I can’t believe I did that."
75012, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever."
75013, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, God. This is bad. This is so bad."
75014, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone. Doesn't she look cute?
75015, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,That’s right.
75016, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldn’t hang out with…all the guys in my office."
75017, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe, Time for your scalp massage!
75018, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,Bye-bye.
75019, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,What's up Joe?
75020, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,Okay well I think…that’s your answer.
75021, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,Big Bird's friend.
75022, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Rachel,"Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks…"
75023, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"And, and, and they wear those little water wings, you know. And they're, they're running around on the deck. Then Hoyt wraps this big towel around all three of them."
75024, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,"Ohhh, nice."
75025, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hi Danny!  Wow! Thirsty huh?
75026, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, sometimes we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it."
75027, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"Go Charlie! But my point is, ok so she dated them but she also broke up with them. Maybe she's looking to, you know, slum it with some average Joe Phd."
75028, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Okay. I’m Chandler 
75029, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,We really need to take those tests?
75030, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out.."
75031, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,I mean $500.
75032, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
75033, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,Okay.  Okay.  Okay.
75034, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No I don’t.
75035, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
75036, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel, Hello.
75037, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,Why?
75038, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"We’ll discuss it, in the morning! "
75039, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Great.
75040, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,Ubb.
75041, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,Hey! Are you okay?
75042, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Phoebe,Where do you think Mike really is? 
75043, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And I’m not just saying this because I’m your friend, I’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s the truth. You’re food is abysmal!"
75044, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,It really was.
75045, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,Ohh!
75046, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, yes."
75047, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"All right, I’m gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now."
75048, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Ross, it just wouldn’t have been feasible."
75049, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,ON A CAT??!!!!
75050, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up."
75051, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,"Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people you’ve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don’t do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? ‘Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the who’s who of human crap. "
75052, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Rachel,Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
75053, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,"Well, don’t ‘cha wanna?"
75054, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe come running,",10,Ross,"Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets."
75055, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on that's silly."
75056, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"So um...Thanksgiving. The holiday season is upon us, hm?"
75057, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,You are so great! I love you!
75058, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,"Ben, dinner!"
75059, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sorting their CDs,",8,Chandler,What problem did you tell him you had?
75060, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, that's the same as ""it has something to do with wind""."
75061, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,Why not?
75062, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is reading what Joey wrote,",5,Ross,No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! 
75063, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You just did a little dancy thing.
75064, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Rachel,It depends on who asked.
75065, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my God! She’s amazing. Oh, oh I’m so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!"
75066, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,"Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version."
75067, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it."
75068, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,You like me?
75069, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,We live together. You’re having our baby. I’m not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?
75070, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?
75071, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica,Wafer thin ice!
75072, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Chandler," I’m telling ya, Joanna’s got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, ‘This was fun. Let’s do it again sometime. I’ll give you a call.’"
75073, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him."
75074, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Rachel,"Hi. Ohhh, you got my message."
75075, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Monica, Gin.
75076, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Nothing. I don’t want to do anything.
75077, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,"That is so sweet, you guys. "
75078, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day."
75079, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,That is true.
75080, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one. Now, this one’s free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so the third one’s free."
75081, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,"Uh, I think he’s in Rachel’s room. See ya. "
75082, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey, What?!
75083, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Joey,"Oh, Kath, we should get going. We're going to by hamsters."
75084, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!"
75085, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, Hey.
75086, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"How do I tell Chandler that it’s too soon. It’s gonna break his heart, he’s not gonna think that I don’t love him anymore."
75087, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Oh, oh... maybe not you!"
75088, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler, Sounds like a fun party.
75089, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,"Well honey, I’m late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?"
75090, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Well, apparently he scares easy."
75091, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.
75092, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Hey!
75093, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night."
75094, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler, Love you.
75095, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!"
75096, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door,",4,Monica,
75097, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Good! Now, take those salads to table 4,  And you! Get a haircut!"
75098, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"I don't know...right, he's the pig!"
75099, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Sure, because women never like Joey. Y’know, I think he’s a virgin."
75100, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,It’s a sock bunny.
75101, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,It’s Joshua.
75102, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I know!!! My erection is back!
75103, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Monica, What’s up?
75104, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,I like it in the stern.  Hello.
75105, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross, She’s just fixing her makeup.
75106, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Rachel,Wow! I can’t believe they didn’t put it in the part where you said you didn’t watch soap operas.
75107, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"Your computer, I don't know wha... everything's gone!"
75108, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Joey, that is not gonna work."
75109, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,"Yeah... Yeah, that's true."
75110, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Some girl...!?
75111, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Phoebe,Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!
75112, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Chandler, Am not!
75113, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,Ok.
75114, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, so do a lot of people."
75115, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!
75116, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie?  That joke would’ve killed in Albany.
75117, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe, Yay!
75118, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,"Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?"
75119, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,No I didn't!
75120, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that."
75121, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Joey,You're mean!
75122, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s Ross on one of his drives!"
75123, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"No, I’m still going."
75124, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"No-no-no, no! It’s sensual!"
75125, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,So! Poetry? Susan’s gay! They’re being gay together!
75126, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,No!
75127, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother."
75128, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"I'm serious, let me do something, just not the turkey or the stuffing, nothing ""high profile""."
75129, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,Oh! I would love to read a poem.
75130, Ross and his date walk into a lobby, They are both wearing their jackets,10,Ross,Here 
75131, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,THE HELL I DO!
75132, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Now I cannot wait to see this.
75133, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,"2 hours, 27 minutes."
75134, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, I don’t know the boat way to say this, but uh never!"
75135, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,What?!!
75136, In the hall,,9,Monica,"Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated."
75137, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Well, I’m gonna lie to you Joey, it’s a possibility."
75138, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Uh, it’s from yore. Like the days of yore. Y’know?"
75139, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,"I know, I know! What am I going to do?  Ooh!"
75140, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there."
75141, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,"Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?"
75142, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,And ice!
75143, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,"Ross, that was 16 years ago!"
75144, Rachel’s office," Joanna’s telling Rachel, her side of the story,",3,Rachel,What?!
75145, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,"I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head."
75146, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Chandler,"No, you didn’t get me!! It’s an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!"
75147, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Oh, d'you like it?"
75148, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Oh, thank you.  Rachel!!!!"
75149, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,Chandler!!
75150, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,Yeah. 
75151, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Monica," Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!"
75152, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. "
75153, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Chandler,I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr!
75154, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel," Yes, you did."
75155, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,She’s not gonna say no.
75156, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Joey,"No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. They’re so happy they get to be a part of your special day."
75157, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica, Is someone there?
75158, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Hey!
75159, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Rachel,What?
75160, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,Hey.
75161, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?"
75162, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,"Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy! ."
75163, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,That is so unfair!
75164, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Rachel,"It’s not dumb. But, maybe it’s okay that you’re not a part of it. Y'know what I mean?  I mean it’s like, I-I-I like that you’re not involved in that part of my life."
75165, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go!  Hey Phoebe!"
75166, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
75167, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Well, I'm so excited about this."
75168, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?"
75169, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-I’m not playing with this guy, now."
75170, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,How can you come here?
75171, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,Oh Chandler!
75172, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
75173, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,"No, I know I don’t either, but ya know what, it’s their party, and it’s just one night. And we don’t even have to lie; we just won’t say anything. If it comes up again, we’ll just…smile. We’ll nod along."
75174, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
75175, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,I so wanna be attracted to you.
75176, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Yep! Looks like it’s gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
75177, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Monica,You could do that!
75178, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,I don’t know.  Me neither.
75179, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Oh, uh, wait a minute, y'know what? I uh, I can't decide this. Umm, okay, just hold on a second."
75180, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Hi. Sorry, things aren’t working out so well."
75181, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,So? What-what-what happened?
75182, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
75183, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,What? Oh my God!
75184, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"What? Why, why would..."
75185, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'"
75186, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Rachel,How does going to a strip club help him better?
75187, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my body’s always been a little faster than Western medicine."
75188, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Chandler,Or 'You're such a nice guy' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'.
75189, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Phoebe,"Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?"
75190, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,You never cooked since 1996. 
75191, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Phoebe,"Ahh, his work is done."
75192, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,How do you do that?
75193, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,What Richard thing?
75194, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,I can’t be fair. You’re my boyfriend.
75195, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,Sure I do.  Coule?
75196, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,"Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover."
75197, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,Feel better now?
75198, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Eh, no problem."
75199, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Alright, who wants to do it?"
75200, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Chandler,Hi!
75201, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Like what?
75202, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,"Wait a minute, it’s perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we’re in a building that’s full of beds!"
75203, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Monica,I have to be up in seven minutes.
75204, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up.  I haven't told you about that yet, have I?"
75205, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Joey,"Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal. Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it. Y’know, hey I understand. Y’know? Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right? So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool. I’ll see you tomorrow. "
75206, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,Oh my God!
75207, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Joey,You’re welcome buddy.
75208, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Right. Good night.
75209, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,Nothing…
75210, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword."
75211, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,Fine! I’m sorry for your loss! 
75212, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,Pheebs! Sorry!
75213, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me."
75214, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these...  Ow!"
75215, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Chandler,"Okay, one more time."
75216, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer."
75217, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news."
75218, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?"
75219, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I’m just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
75220, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn’t heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look ! Isn’t this what he would look like now?"
75221, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,"Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe. Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.  Which I'm not."
75222, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,"Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you don’t have to do that! I’m happy for him! I am! I really—I’m-I’m happ—I’ll work on it."
75223, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, give him a kiss for me!"
75224, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,So what are you gonna do?
75225, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,I’m not gonna right to you! That’s not real!
75226, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,We’re kidding!
75227, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Eh, what are you gonna do?"
75228, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?"
75229, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Chandler,"Don’t worry, I’m brave! I am brave! I…I am brave!  Can you tell me who is there please?"
75230, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,It’s all everybody at the party could talk about!
75231, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross,"No, no, that-that, that’s all right. Umm, I’m just glad you called."
75232, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?"
75233, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey," Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!!"
75234, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel, Oh god. You've totally messed with the back support of my chair. How do you fix this?
75235, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,What?!
75236, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Monica,He doesn't have anyone.
75237, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies!  and I'm gone."
75238, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,"I chose those, I’m a paleontologist."
75239, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, Yes! Chandler Watches Shark Porn!
75240, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice  I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!"
75241, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe, He was a lawyer!
75242, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Menstrual cramps.
75243, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,Thank you! You haven't said anything...
75244, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
75245, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,Hey!
75246, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!"
75247, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
75248, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Joey,
75249, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,You don’t know him. It’s not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. 
75250, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,"Oh but Joey, I have to go. There’s no room for a baby here."
75251, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
75252, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"Did you just hung up on me?  All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours."
75253, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he’d be the stepfather of my child."
75254, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,What?
75255, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel," Yes, the hard part is truly over."
75256, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,I was thinking Chinese food.
75257, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I know. Gooooood luck with it.
75258, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Ross,"Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! "
75259, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
75260, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I-I wasn’t hopping mad, y'know."
75261, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh! Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy."
75262, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Monica,What is it hon?
75263, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month."
75264, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,We are bad people.
75265, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,I can’t! Y’know? You guys don’t know what it’s like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
75266, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, Oh no…
75267, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! "
75268, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,I found him!  That is exactly why I’ve come here to talk to you okay?
75269, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think you’re gonna go out?"
75270, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,No! Nothing!
75271, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Ross,"I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys.."
75272, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"Yeah, let-let-let’s pretend that’s not true."
75273, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,What?
75274, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Oh dear God!
75275, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?"
75276, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,Oh wow. Why don’t we just take me  These pins aren’t for playing are they?
75277, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,"Oh come on Ross, I think we’re all losers here."
75278, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Happy birthday!
75279, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,That he doesn't exist.
75280, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica, Hey sweetie.
75281, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Ah, this place is great!"
75282, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe,I want you to be Crazy Bitch again.
75283, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Yeah?
75284, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross,"Y’know, okay. You’re right. It is huge. So why don’t we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?"
75285, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Haaaa...  ... ahhhh!
75286, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,How is that worse?!
75287, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Yeah, but, but look what I'm..."
75288, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica,It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
75289, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Or, or the rodeo!!"
75290, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
75291, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,"Joey, what are you doing?! It’s never gonna happen, she’s seeing somebody."
75292, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Monica,"Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victoria’s Secret catalogues, not a gym!"
75293, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,Well?
75294, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey."
75295, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!"
75296, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,IN LONDON!!!
75297, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Thanks again, Dr. Green."
75298, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,How is that me?
75299, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint."
75300, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,"Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?"
75301, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"Too little, too late, Benji!"
75302, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too."
75303, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Do you love her?
75304, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, sweetie."
75305, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,"Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee."
75306, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ..."
75307, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,"Well, it’s getting late."
75308, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Hey, I’m gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! He’d even make the girl pancakes! Plus, he’d make extras and leave ‘em for me."
75309, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,Then change it back!
75310, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"No, no, I didn’t mean you. But, you believed me, huh?"
75311, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Were you so late because you were burring this woman?
75312, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,"But no, because a doctor won’t be able to help him, it’s just gonna y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven years."
75313, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves?"
75314, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Yep!
75315, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,
75316, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Really?
75317, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didn’t even watch it! Anyway, here. "
75318, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Oh-whoa, what party?"
75319, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Show me where?
75320, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Good-good, don’t tell him. Don’t tell him. Just have him call me okay?"
75321, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
75322, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Chandler, Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.
75323, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life."
75324, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler,"Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, you’re gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!"
75325, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  I guess!,10,Ross,
75326, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,"Why, do I have a feeling that’s not as happy as it sounds? "
75327, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,I'm over here big guy.
75328, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,Pregnant?!
75329, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"""Ooo,"" what?"
75330, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,All right. Let’s say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
75331, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"All right. All right, I’m gonna do it!"
75332, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross,"Can I, can I help you with something?"
75333, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Chandler,"Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you."
75334, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"Then, I might as well � . Not really sure what to do now."
75335, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,Oh.
75336, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"Well y'know, what if she didn’t actually sleep with the guy?"
75337, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Phoebe,I wanna see what’s in your hand. I wanna see the trash.
75338, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  That's it! Dinner is over!",1,Monica,
75339, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,So you’re never actually going to pay me back?
75340, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well."
75341, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Uhh, uh..."
75342, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,I see. So what do you propose to do?
75343, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,Woo-hoo!!
75344, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,"Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?"
75345, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,"I think, sub-consciously…"
75346, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,I hope she throws up on you.
75347, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,Shut up!
75348, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"Y’know, the possible side affects."
75349, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?"
75350, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh wait, oh no. Wait."
75351, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I know. Look at him."
75352, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Well, thanks a lot for hookin’ me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest."
75353, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Yes!!
75354, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Oh that's not true.
75355, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Rachel,I'm so sorry Pheebs.
75356, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah, that was a disappointment... Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?"
75357, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.
75358, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Chandler,All right! Go left! Go left! Go right!! Go right!!
75359, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Joey,"Hey! Great, you’re home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! "
75360, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Thanks.
75361, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever..."
75362, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,I said art lover.
75363, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,Right.
75364, The Airport," Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane, A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go,",4,Ross,"Oh, I missed you too."
75365, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross, Get out of the cab!
75366, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she’d made."
75367, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Well, y’know I was thinking of moving the couch over here."
75368, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Well, suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you’d just be eating my animals."
75369, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Rachel,I don’t know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
75370, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas."
75371, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah."
75372, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go.  Oh my god!!"
75373, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Really?
75374, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Rachel,"Well, have fun!"
75375, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Phoebe," Oh, thanks."
75376, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, I am losing my mind."
75377, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, You didn't watch the tape.
75378, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Well, I didn’t see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face."
75379, Chandler is standing on a street corner waiting for Phoebe in the cab," Joey walks up,",2,Chandler,Hey.
75380, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"I can�t believe I did this. I can�t believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear that"
75381, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey, Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.
75382, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh, listen, about tonight..."
75383, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's…"
75384, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,Okay. I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day.
75385, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,"Ok, well, alright, who thinks the food is fine, the music was fine, but your evening was ruined by this incessant poll taking? ."
75386, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? I’m not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. I’m horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Y’know, something that says we’re moving forward without having to talk about it."
75387, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,You guys! You guys! You’re gonna have a baby! They’re gonna have a baby!
75388, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?"
75389, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross, You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
75390, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
75391, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,You mean you didn’t get it from this?
75392, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,I think you need to tell her how you feel.
75393, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Monica,I want a baby.
75394, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey," ""I think you know!"" "
75395, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks."
75396, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,So Rach.
75397, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Oh my God!!
75398, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Really?
75399, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Joey,No.
75400, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Monica,Really? I don't really feel like it.
75401, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?"
75402, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler,"I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!"
75403, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica,Hi.
75404, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,Catch any big fish? 
75405, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Okay. Then I guess it’s just, wait here then.  Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen."
75406, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Joey,"Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!"
75407, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!"
75408, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Phoebe,"Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?"
75409, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s the best!  So, umm how’s Monica?"
75410, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
75411, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her."
75412, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"Oh, she does want to."
75413, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe,"And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot "
75414, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"Yeah.  We’re doing the right thing, right?"
75415, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA."
75416, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them."
75417, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know, it's not like anything's gonna happen."
75418, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,‘Sup? 
75419, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,She had a point. 
75420, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,Wow that was my scariest voice! You’re very brave.
75421, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
75422, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, that’s right, that’s right, it was you!"
75423, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"Oh my God, ice just got in my eye!"
75424, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,I can’t believe I ruined this.
75425, Monica's Bedroom," she's lying in bed wide awake,",1,Monica,
75426, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,Isn't that cute?
75427, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel, I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.
75428, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe, Rosssss can!
75429, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Okay Ross, we’re—wait a minute. Umm, I uh, I kinda have a little confession."
75430, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Hi! 
75431, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Rachel,"Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it."
75432, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!"
75433, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-"
75434, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Ross,Ohhhhh!
75435, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,"Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her."
75436, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Marcel?
75437, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,I’m not asking you to go on a date with him!
75438, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
75439, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Come on guys, PUSH!"
75440, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!
75441, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,Yeah. What do you think.
75442, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,That's not possible!
75443, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,"Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. She's a cyborg."
75444, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Phoebe,
75445, A beauty parlour," Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure  I hate to think what this woman was scratching when this broke off.",4,Rachel,
75446, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there’s nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!"
75447, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!
75448, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt."
75449, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say I’m sorry. Here. "
75450, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,"Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas...."
75451, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Oh yes.
75452, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel,I... I... I... 
75453, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,"Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! "
75454, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Hi, is uh, is Carol here?"
75455, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Worked like a charm.
75456, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Oh, no! No!"
75457, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"Well, not playing raquetball!"
75458, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Oh my God.  Congratulations.
75459, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Monica,"Three down knows I’m married, what’s three down doin’?"
75460, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.
75461, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"Really?! The Plaza?!! Oh daddy!!  Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. Please, sit down."
75462, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,I never want to leave you again!
75463, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,"Ah, this is my friend Rachel."
75464, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,"No. No I'm just tired. Y'know, from-from the walk."
75465, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
75466, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,"Well, where was I? "
75467, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?"
75468, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Hey!
75469, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,Hi!
75470, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Why not?! I’d be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh I see.
75471, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica, It’s only you.
75472, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,I'm just not going.
75473, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things aren’t on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
75474, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,You're wrong.
75475, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Well, y'know, possibly.  You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?"
75476, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Is it her fault that some of them didn’t make it to you?
75477, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket."
75478, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,"You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet.  Bye, y�guys."
75479, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,"No, no, you’re right, it is a ridiculous name!"
75480, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",6,Joey,Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!
75481, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
75482, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,"Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space."
75483, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Rachel,"All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?"
75484, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,I know that!
75485, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,I don't have a fax machine.
75486, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,What?
75487, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you."
75488, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Ross,
75489, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross, Hey!
75490, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Ohhh!
75491, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Monica,It’s beautiful! It’s like the first bathroom floor there ever was.  Whoa! Are you going in there for?
75492, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Rachel always cries!
75493, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,Hi.
75494, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!"
75495, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,"Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by."
75496, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?"
75497, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. "
75498, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
75499, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Hey!
75500, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Rachel,"Well, we’re a little early, the lecture doesn’t end for 15 minutes."
75501, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it.
75502, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,I think you smell great! 
75503, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,"Listen Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this."
75504, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! "
75505, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,Look at that!
75506, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe," No, answer his."
75507, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!"
75508, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.
75509, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?"
75510, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Monica,They're still in my coat.
75511, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!
75512, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at."
75513, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"Alright, we have to talk."
75514, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,What?
75515, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,"Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?"
75516, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"I mean, this soap opera is a great gig, but... am I missing opportunities? You know, I've always thought of myself as a serious actor. I mean, should I be trying to do more independent movies?"
75517, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?"
75518, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Sure, is she married?"
75519, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,It's been sixteen years but the air quotes still hurt.
75520, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica," Ow, what are the chances!"
75521, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Ok, use it in a sentence."
75522, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Alright, well, this does not change anything.  Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face."
75523, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,What?
75524, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,It’s the same story.
75525, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah... It's... ""climax your way to better skin""."
75526, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win."
75527, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well, sorry doesn’t bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home! I hate this stupid day! And everything about it! I'll see you later."
75528, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,Monica’s chicken parm! I’ll take care of it. 
75529, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin  I'm your hand twin!!,5,Joey,
75530, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first."
75531, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,I love you too...
75532, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?"
75533, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I don’t believe it! Oh, you poor bunny."
75534, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
75535, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,"Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding."
75536, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Rachel,"Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! "
75537, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"You're not serious, right?"
75538, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"What, uh... what were you thinking?"
75539, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel," Ugh! No more crying! Please! I just dumped one cry baby, I’ll dump you too!"
75540, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Joey,"All right, I'm going. I'm going."
75541, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,"Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So…"
75542, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Um, hum."
75543, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, we can’t, we just can’t just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!"
75544, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,Why?
75545, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, a meat eater. Fine, that’s one for you."
75546, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,This is not going to work.
75547, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Rachel,You know what I really really want?
75548, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"""Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in this"
75549, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Hi!
75550, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"OK, then get me your purse."
75551, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,...I dunno.
75552, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,Nothing!
75553, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Well, she's just so much fun with Joey, I just assumed, she'd still be living with him."
75554, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Hey!
75555, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,"Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?"
75556, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,I do have a newfound respect for life.
75557, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD?"
75558, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,Ok.
75559, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey," This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!"
75560, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel," Oh, thanks."
75561, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,"I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day."
75562, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Monica,You used the Europe story!
75563, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,"Ah I had a little thing with Joey, if you think this is bad you should see him."
75564, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Alright, so that leaves Chandler."
75565, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,"Oh, thank you, sir… or man-who's-two-years-younger-than-me "
75566, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,"Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay? Just take ‘em off and we’ll have some fun."
75567, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,What? 
75568, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Monica,"Well umm, we were just talking about the y’know, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether y’know, they were the right way to go."
75569, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Sorry.
75570, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
75571, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Rachel,We’ll take Literature!!
75572, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue."
75573, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Monica,What else did you think about?
75574, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Okay.
75575, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler, May I?
75576, A hallway," Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door,",3,Ross,"No, hi, I’m, I’m an honorary Brown Bird "
75577, A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat  thank you. This is me. Here.,3,Phoebe,
75578, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler, How are you feeling?
75579, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,Chandler?
75580, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!"
75581, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,What?!
75582, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Umm, say you’re gonna be starving after all this moving. What do you say I take you to dinner tonight?"
75583, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Monica,"Yeah, well, I’m using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. "
75584, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Yeah.
75585, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, it ate your money?"
75586, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?"
75587, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Monica,"Okay that’s it. I give up. At mom and dad’s 40th anniversary, you’re the one giving the speech."
75588, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Well, she told me that I’m gonna die this week, so I’m kinda bummed about that."
75589, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Well that was before all the vaporizing action.
75590, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?"
75591, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,I think it’s best sir.
75592, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"All right look, Ross, he’s right. Emily’s great, she’s great! But this way too soon, you’re only gonna scare her!"
75593, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,The chocolates aren't here yet.
75594, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Well, we’re all here! I guess we should get going!"
75595, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings."
75596, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey," Hey, how you doin’?"
75597, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,We don't have a code word.
75598, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Here.
75599, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Arg... Alright, I'll take care of it. <throws hands out in the air>"
75600, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Ross,"what’s up, Dad?"
75601, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,I’m sorry.
75602, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Yeah
75603, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you."
75604, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
75605, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Did you break up with her?
75606, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Chandler,Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!
75607, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.
75608, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,Do it!
75609, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Chandler,Do you wanna?
75610, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids…"
75611, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"The next, next?"
75612, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, Joey I am not going to objectify woman with you  but if her face is as nice as her ass woah mamma.
75613, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry."
75614, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross, Phoebe?
75615, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,What?!
75616, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Okay. Well, you be careful."
75617, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel," Oh, damn you Geller!"
75618, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you’re right. You’re right. You can’t help me."
75619, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff."
75620, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,Why not?
75621, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this."
75622, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,"Well, I think we all learned something."
75623, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,I'm ok.
75624, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,Good yeah just be honest with him.
75625, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Phoebe?
75626, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"No, I-I’m not doody."
75627, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay."
75628, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, you’re not gonna come with me?"
75629, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Chandler,"And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. "
75630, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,We didn’t get anything for anyone.
75631, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,"Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna be King of my own country and find out what happened to Amelia Earhart."
75632, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,‘Cause that’s just your taste.
75633, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,So he can't come?
75634, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Toutes la smore! Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! Pfoof!
75635, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,...feel like getting a cup of coffee?
75636, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?"
75637, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh but Phoebe, we’re gonna be late for the movie."
75638, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,Let's go! 
75639, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Monica,"I love you, Pete!!!"
75640, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No.
75641, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Well I’m alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?"
75642, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,How-how did that happen?
75643, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,
75644, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"Y'know Pheebs, it's kinda our  anniversary."
75645, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,It's not my first time.
75646, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,That’s right! By his uncle too!
75647, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler,Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!
75648, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Monica,"OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker."
75649, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,I will.
75650, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
75651, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,Where is the James Taylor CD?
75652, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,I don’t know.
75653, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Wow! This looks great!
75654, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I don't have travel insurance.
75655, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,"I, umm, shut up!"
75656, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh tomorrow, oh I don’t know. Um…"
75657, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
75658, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"Well, it looks like it wasn’t heeled after all! Yeah! So, I guess this chair is mine now! "
75659, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"All right, Joey, same question."
75660, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.
75661, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I think she looks good."
75662, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,My boss wants to buy my baby!
75663, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Okay bye. 
75664, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product..."
75665, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,Fine!  But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
75666, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,Now she sounded breezy.
75667, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God, I can’t believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting."
75668, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No hey Rach, it’s cool okay? Y’know I’m a loner too!  Right?"
75669, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,See ya! 
75670, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,And that would have made the official party line.  Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
75671, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"No, no, no, we’re not having a big reception, we took the money we were gonna spend on a wedding and we donate them to the children charity."
75672, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey,But it happens?  I�m gotta go to the bathroom.
75673, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,Rach…
75674, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"Well, I-I said yes."
75675, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,Toothpick?
75676, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,"Monica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I...  What?!"
75677, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,I just don’t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
75678, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?"
75679, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh, because his penis was too big.  They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?"
75680, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,
75681, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel, Oh good you’re still here!
75682, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?
75683, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Nothing.
75684, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Monica,Bye plates!
75685, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey, Hey.
75686, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
75687, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,This guy could be my baby’s stepfather!
75688, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,I got nothing.
75689, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,Do you want a calculator?
75690, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,Thank you so much.
75691, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,Come in!
75692, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Good! Now, take those salads to table 4,  And you! Get a haircut!"
75693, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,"Goodbye, baby."
75694, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,I’d like to spin the wheel!
75695, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Chandler,"Uh, Ross?"
75696, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Chandler,"Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness."
75697, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Ohhh!!
75698, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,"Hi, sorry. I almost didn’t hear you, because y’know I’m just so in love with my new husband. We’re on our honeymoon."
75699, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Well, what was it?"
75700, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,"Oh, okay. I…I ate way too much."
75701, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Come on Ross! Look, I-I don’t have any brothers; I’ll never get to be a best man!"
75702, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?
75703, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay then."
75704, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,Wow! This place is fabulous!
75705, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,I don't gossip!
75706, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.
75707, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Ross,"No, no, it's okay. Really. They're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?"
75708, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,"How hot do I look in this, huh?!"
75709, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?"
75710, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,Yeah! Good for you Joe!
75711, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,What?
75712, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel, Ohhh... I'm fine.
75713, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,"Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!"
75714, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?"
75715, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Chandler,"Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack."
75716, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"I made her.  Steel drums don't really say ""elegant wedding"". Nor does Marjorie's overwhelming scent."
75717, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,Really?
75718, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"I’m telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding! Aren’t these the same flowers?"
75719, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"Oh, absolutely! You’re talented and you’re good looking."
75720, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,"Well, maybe that’s because you’re closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are."
75721, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"All right look, Ross, he’s right. Emily’s great, she’s great! But this way too soon, you’re only gonna scare her!"
75722, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!"
75723, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Joey,And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees.
75724, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,"Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!"
75725, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"No! No, of course not. No. That’s why I brought it up.  They didn’t have any sodas?"
75726, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Somebody likes you!
75727, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!"
75728, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Oh?
75729, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Rachel,What is that noise?
75730, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes and then y’know, then The Plaza for dinner."
75731, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
75732, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all."
75733, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,"Well, he had gravity boots."
75734, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel, Close call day.
75735, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,I understand.
75736, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.
75737, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's."
75738, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,"Could be. I mean technically she did strip, we just, we just missed it.  Ma’am, are you also a stripper?"
75739, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow we’ll be getting married?"
75740, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,But now! I’m there! I’m totally there! I’m-I’m finally where you are!
75741, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross," Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay."
75742, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,That’s a really long time.
75743, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,"Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately."
75744, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,Why?
75745, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!"
75746, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,"Oh, oh, oh... "
75747, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Okay, uh-uh imagine this, ""The Mr. Bowmont."""
75748, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me."
75749, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,"Hey, divorced men are not bad men!"
75750, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Monica," Hi, Steve."
75751, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
75752, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Chandler,Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.
75753, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Joey, Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? 
75754, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
75755, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,Hey Terry!
75756, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"You’re in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake…"
75757, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Ross,I heard it. I heard it.
75758, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,"Oh, you’re switching apartments?"
75759, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Just get in there and make a face to face apology, you know? Look them in the eye. I know I can get them to forgive us."
75760, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Monica,"..I dunno, a little too Alan?"
75761, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,You mean the guy who kept staring at your chest?
75762, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,How'd you know I was coming?
75763, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders.  Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!
75764, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Chandler,"Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued."
75765, The Roof,,9,Joey,"Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something..."
75766, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,"I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral…"
75767, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Now, wh-what, what is that like?"
75768, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
75769, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,"Okay, but I don’t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons."
75770, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,"I am, aren’t I?"
75771, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes.
75772, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Ethan?
75773, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Chandler,"Maybe, isn’t she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?"
75774, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,That tone will not make me go any faster.
75775, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?
75776, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,I don't know... maybe it's because she has got such callousy fingers from playing crummy guitar...
75777, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I don’t know. What do you think?
75778, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on."
75779, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"She's got her cell, you could call her."
75780, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Ross,Twice.
75781, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Okay, dinner’s ready!"
75782, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?"
75783, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Well, I have a PhD, so... "
75784, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh Chandler! Thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside for a minute?"
75785, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
75786, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, it’s says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I don’t know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you’re a bitch."
75787, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,"Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!"
75788, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"On three, 1…2…3! "
75789, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,It’s so secluded up here.
75790, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Ross,Just go for it Chandler.
75791, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross,"Y'know what I didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You’re not my girlfriend anymore so..."
75792, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Ross hasn’t worked at the museum for a year!
75793, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
75794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
75795, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler, You’re messy.
75796, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,That yeti is one smooth talker.
75797, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Hey! You ready to go?
75798, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Really?
75799, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy."
75800, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!"
75801, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... ... oh, the foot of the bed."
75802, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Phoebe,Really?! I won!
75803, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,Oh... what does that mean?
75804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you’re wrecking it."
75805, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"So uh, now look at the picture…"
75806, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,"Oh, yeah, why not?"
75807, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute."
75808, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"No, I'll do it. "
75809, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,...Yeah?
75810, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe, If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!
75811, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Phoebe,Does Joey know?
75812, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,"Okay. You and me, alright? This is it."
75813, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay, Mike and Joey, get in position. Chandler, come with me. "
75814, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on!  Here we go.
75815, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Why don’t you just give him to somebody else?
75816, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.
75817, Central Perk,,10,Ross,"Yeah, and I'm responsible for just like half of that."
75818, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey,"Yeah, not it here it isn’t."
75819, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, just look at her... "
75820, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity…anymore.
75821, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Don’t blame the questions!
75822, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,Done with the bookcase!
75823, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross, Just easier that way.
75824, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,I think it’s coming from your bag.
75825, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,Sorry! Sorry.
75826, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,Hi Monica!
75827, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,We?
75828, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Chandler,"Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica."
75829, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,"Ross is smart and funny, d'you ever think that about him?"
75830, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel, Hi!
75831, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,Why- why- why would he need a blade?
75832, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,"Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!"
75833, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,"Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!"
75834, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,What did you get?
75835, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I’m in the bathtub.
75836, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,
75837, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"All right Paul, I’m not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!"
75838, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
75839, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey,"Sorry! Sorry, I’m late; sorry, I’m late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly."
75840, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
75841, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you."
75842, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Hi!
75843, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,To be fair this one does have nuts.
75844, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,No.
75845, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"When she comes out, you hold her nose, I’ll blow in her mouth, and the kid will just  right out of her."
75846, Ross's bedroom," Ross is humming the Star Wars theme, Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing,",3,Ross,"No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's "
75847, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"Yes, it's working! Why isn't she calling me back?"
75848, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,You still want to move in together right?
75849, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,"Oh, hey! "
75850, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,You are just like Jack.
75851, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, ""Nice try."""
75852, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Ross,It really was.
75853, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure..."
75854, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out."
75855, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, Don't make me more nervous than I already am!
75856, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Rachel,So maybe something in an office.
75857, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Monica,Ross’s parents are my parents!
75858, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"No-no, not for like another two weeks."
75859, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, the Olympics."
75860, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Done. Oh good, really?"
75861, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Well if it’s free food, how come you’re charging me for it?"
75862, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Okay. I love you so much. 
75863, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah well, in America you're just an ""ass""."
75864, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,"I’m gonna miss you, you’re the hottest roommate I ever had."
75865, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,I’m so glad you liked it.
75866, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
75867, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,What?!
75868, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,"Ooh.  So umm, I was talkin’ to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place."
75869, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,But can it... just... happen a little bit?
75870, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!"
75871, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Taffy, really? I’ve never had any."
75872, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment."
75873, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,"Oop, your cake is ready!"
75874, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,Dude! That's my girlfriend!
75875, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"You look great. I, uh... I hate that."
75876, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine’s Day? What’s going on, huh? Girl trouble?"
75877, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Rachel,"My God, get a room!"
75878, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?"
75879, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"Oh, good for you!"
75880, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
75881, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,"Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?"
75882, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Chandler,"I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the ""new thing you do that day!""  And it starts right now!"
75883, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"Well, maybe 25-26."
75884, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on."
75885, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,I don't know.
75886, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"That's easy for you to say, you found one already."
75887, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe," I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic."
75888, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Hey, at least I knew where my guy was."
75889, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Monica, Sweetie okay. It’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.
75890, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, it's not!"
75891, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"No, I know, but I—he just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just..."
75892, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,"Oh-ho, you should get inside my head."
75893, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"I was hugging her as a friend. It’s not my fault her-her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh…coconutty.  What?! Oh, that doesn’t mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!"
75894, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,Who would you rather be Simon or Garfunkle?
75895, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Ross,What? 
75896, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Yes.
75897, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Monica, leave him alone!"
75898, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,I would love to!
75899, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler."
75900, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Monica,"Um, and, well there's the.. the the small matter of..."
75901, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Calm?! I wasn’t calm! I’ve never been more scared in all my life!
75902, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Ross,You wanna explain that?
75903, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So… Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it."
75904, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe,"Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel."
75905, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Monica,Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
75906, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Monica,He just left.
75907, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Monica,You are just the sweetest. 
75908, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Guys! Guys! Come on! It’s Thanksgiving, it’s not important who wins or loses. The important thing is,  the Dutch girl picked me! Me! Not you! Holland loves Chandler! Thank you, Amsterdam! Good night!!"
75909, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,I think you smell great! 
75910, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,"A-Allright, well... I'll call the cab company."
75911, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?"
75912, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Maybe on some level.
75913, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"You may be a sissy but I'll still . All right, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do one"
75914, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,No! They are mine!
75915, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Joey,Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!
75916, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,There it is! So what're you gonna do?
75917, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,That’s because he wasn’t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.
75918, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,"Hey, no way, that rooster’s family!"
75919, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"Seven years. I mean we’ve been together seven years, she’s the only woman who’s ever loved me, and the only woman I’ve-I’ve ever...."
75920, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Hey you’re right. Yeah, it’s kinda been like us again a little bit."
75921, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross," Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-"
75922, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Phoebe,I don’t know. I don’t know. I can’t lie to him again. Oh no I—no! I’m just gonna press my breasts up against him.
75923, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!"
75924, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out."
75925, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"One, two, three!"
75926, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Wait. Rachel, no, he’s married. Married! If you don’t realize that, I can’t help you."
75927, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,I know!
75928, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,It's not the time Charlie.
75929, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not."
75930, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey," Hey, it’s me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble."
75931, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel," Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you."
75932, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is!  Wait a minute. That can’t be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?"
75933, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,No I left the diapers at the hospital! There’s some in the bag but I’ll run out and get some more.
75934, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe,Lotsa things.
75935, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Chandler,"Well, you’re not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes…"
75936, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,...Yeah?
75937, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?"
75938, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant."
75939, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,Which goes where?
75940, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,"What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it."
75941, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel, You said she was bald.
75942, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,Umm…
75943, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey, Yeah...
75944, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,Oh wow! Is that what this all have been about?
75945, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
75946, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?"
75947, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica, But I kind of have this feeling that we may have made a baby last night.
75948, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, Susan’s gonna be there too. We’ve got dads, we’ve got lesbians, the whole parenting team."
75949, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Wow.
75950, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,It’s been six months! I’m always hot!
75951, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness."
75952, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No hey Rach, it’s cool okay? Y’know I’m a loner too!  Right?"
75953, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, I’m coming up!
75954, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,You do?
75955, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Hey!
75956, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,I know!
75957, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,I'm gonna miss you so much.
75958, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Chandler, Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
75959, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Rachel,Really? You think that’s all it is?
75960, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Joey,There are?
75961, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe, This is my husband Crap Bag.
75962, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
75963, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,Thanks.
75964, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Give it to me!
75965, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Look if-if she’s gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is she couldn’t find a better guy. So…"
75966, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Oh, but-but I can’t do it."
75967, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin’ around the house."
75968, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out"
75969, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,Nothing. We just talked about stuff.
75970, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I wasn’t talking about his karma."
75971, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s coffee."
75972, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,"And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!"
75973, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh what, you-you want both of them?"
75974, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,"Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control."
75975, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Rachel,Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
75976, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh my God, the pages are stuck together!"
75977, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,What?!
75978, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,It is when you put it together with that one.
75979, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Yes, tell me."
75980, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Chandler,Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
75981, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel, Ok... O-k...
75982, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"Okay, I think I might know why my parents don’t like you."
75983, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Monica, Didn't see you there Geller. 
75984, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,You don’t tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! You don’t tell the guy that! Now you scared him away!
75985, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,Oh.
75986, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Here you are 
75987, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"Well, maybe he wouldn’t be she didn’t bring the office home every night!"
75988, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,"Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! "
75989, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Y’know, I saw a wine cellar downstairs…"
75990, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, your liver is right here. "
75991, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica, I hate this game!
75992, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
75993, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Obviously, and he’s British."
75994, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Really? Right across the street?
75995, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right!  This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars."
75996, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... "
75997, Central Perk,,9,Chandler," So, a professor, uh?"
75998, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Joey,"Look, we were way out of line, we totally support you."
75999, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross, Hey!
76000, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
76001, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,No! No!! It’s me! It’s me! I-I didn’t want to make any noise!
76002, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Oh, here’s that trench-coat that you wanted."
76003, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Phoebe,'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
76004, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket."
76005, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel, I just feel bad about all that sleep you’re gonna miss wishing you were with me!
76006, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Hi!
76007, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,"Man, didn’t she like just get here?"
76008, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel," Hi, guys!"
76009, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Like I said I was thinking of taking Emma to the museum of knives and fire!
76010, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,I need more swordfish.  Can you get me some more swordfish?
76011, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,We did it!!
76012, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back."
76013, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Hmm?
76014, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Chandler, why are you doing this?"
76015, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
76016, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Okay. 
76017, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?"
76018, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe," Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry…"
76019, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Phoebe,"I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet."
76020, An Emergency Room," Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in,",1,Joey,"Well, how long do you think it'll be?"
76021, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. "
76022, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,Hi!
76023, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No!
76024, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"No, no, no. No-no-no."
76025, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market."
76026, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,
76027, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Julie.
76028, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,What?
76029, Central Perk," Chandler is having coffee with Dana,",6,Chandler,The nerve huh?
76030, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Chandler,What stupid thing did you do?
76031, The hallway,,10,Monica,It's because I'm scrappy.
76032, Joey and Lydia in the hospital room," Lydia is on the phone with her mother,",1,Joey,"Oh, it is."
76033, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,The silk? Feels really good!
76034, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross, Oh yeah!
76035, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!"
76036, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe, We're back!
76037, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Uh-huh!
76038, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"Well, there’s gonna be strippers there. He didn’t say anything about no strippers."
76039, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,All right.
76040, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey! Joey! No, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybody pregnant!"
76041, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Oh! My hero! What happened?
76042, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I can’t figure this out! It’s so hard! Should I get her a  Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah! Paper cut!"
76043, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,See?
76044, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"We could not, would not want to wait."
76045, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross, How about you?
76046, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,What surprise party?
76047, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,"Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still got it.  I'll let myself out."
76048, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close. And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!"
76049, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
76050, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,"It could be better! He, uhm... he fell asleep!"
76051, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,Now are drawers will smell nice and we didn’t waste these pantyhose.
76052, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,She’s shhing me! It’s my phone and she’s shhing me!
76053, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,Why do they put so much steam in there?!
76054, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, I’m not playing tonight."
76055, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"Well, it’s a long story. It’s kind of embarrassing. Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.  How about you?"
76056, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"I'm familiar with his work, yes..."
76057, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. Like your mom?"
76058, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,"Oh well umm, I make it myself! It’s two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. And now the secret ingredient is…y’know what? We just met."
76059, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"Yeah, well, you don't have your racket."
76060, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"You’re right. That’s very different. So let’s, let’s just sign the papers. All right?  What?"
76061, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"I�m serious. C�mon, you should go. Here.  No, uh-uh, just go."
76062, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry?
76063, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,Was his question what’s more boring than him?
76064, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Yeah.
76065, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"You guys, I am not that bad!"
76066, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth."
76067, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,Hey.
76068, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,"Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains."
76069, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Joey,Chandler?
76070, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Freaked out? Hey no, I’m not freaked out! I’m indignant! As a consumer!"
76071, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"I did, too."
76072, Estelle's memorial service," Joey is giving a speech, Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him,",10,Joey,Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... 
76073, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,No! You should've read it yourself!
76074, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Honey, I’m going to put my hand in your pocket!"
76075, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,How close?
76076, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions."
76077, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,That is sooo not true!
76078, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one."
76079, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Ross,"No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would’ve just stepped aside."
76080, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,...run it all over your body until you're... trembling with... with...
76081, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
76082, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Monica, She said WHAT?
76083, Ross and Rachel’s," Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video,",8,Rachel, Hmm…maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
76084, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.
76085, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Excuse me?
76086, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, he’s not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!"
76087, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Okay. Okay, I totally hear ya. Oo how about this? I vamp a little ‘til they get there?"
76088, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Hah, no no no no no no no no no no."
76089, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,Boys? We're going in.
76090, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning, Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe,",5,Rachel,"Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!"
76091, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Joey,"Oh, yeah, yeah, good idea. "
76092,,,10,Chandler,
76093, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Right, I mean, come on, I'm sure that if you had a funeral or a memorial service, tons of people would come."
76094, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,Yeah. I'm Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan Banana Hammock.
76095, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport,",4,Ross,"Look at you two, bonding, making us late for the airport so…"
76096, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, Ross sucks!"
76097, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Rachel,Geez!
76098, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Chandler,Fine! 
76099, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"She’s over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?"
76100, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!"
76101, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,I just…I have to find out how it went.
76102, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Rachel,About an hour ago.
76103, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,"You really thought ""Science Boy"" was worth saving! "
76104, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Let's not talk about losing. Just deal the...
76105, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey,"Get the ball, ready? Get the ball, get the ball!  Well, you’re cute, but you’re not too smart!"
76106, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,"No, no, no! Don't call her! You wait for her to call you "
76107, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,I know.
76108, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
76109, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,There's no room under the bed. 
76110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Monica,Shhh!
76111, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,You have got to be kidding me!
76112, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight."
76113, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler," Joey kept screaming at me, “Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!” Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming."
76114, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,I’ll be right with you.
76115, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,No!
76116, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,Thank you!
76117, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
76118, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?"
76119, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,"I know, but ahhhhhh!! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!"
76120, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I don’t want to go. I’m having fun.
76121, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Well, just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to happen that way for us."
76122, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Ross,"Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you...  Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!"
76123, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,No!
76124, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. "
76125, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,Okay.
76126, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,
76127, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,Okay! 
76128, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"You're right, I'm sorry.  ""Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..."""
76129, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon...
76130,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"The Divorcer, to the rescue!"
76131, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,Nobody.
76132, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,Oh my Gosh!
76133, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
76134, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Soon! I-I just couldn’t before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldn’t do that to her, she’s my best friend!"
76135, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,No.
76136, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,Oh stupid metric system!
76137, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Hey!
76138, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"All right! I'm putting it out, I'm putting it out. "
76139, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Hmm.
76140, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,No. No.
76141, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel,"Joey, you're so sweet."
76142, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman."
76143, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
76144, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Yes! yes!
76145, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,I'm still hungry!
76146, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,
76147, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,I took a shot.
76148, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born."
76149, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly! "
76150, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,You can’t wear that! I’m wearing the famous tux! James Bond’s tux!
76151, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,How crazy that we’d run into you!
76152, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Congratulatioooons!
76153, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok, we gotta go, yeah? So, we'll see you guys tomorrow."
76154, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,uh uh!
76155, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, I just have one question!
76156, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
76157, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,I thought it was $98.50.
76158, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,What?
76159, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did."
76160, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Oh yes, and that’s what I want a roommate that I can walk around with and be referred to as the funny one."
76161, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Great! Okay then it’s just us girls!
76162, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,That was me.
76163, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can’t take care of myself. Okay? Look, I’m not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I’m gonna miss…is you. And now the dog."
76164, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"I know, that’s why I said again!"
76165, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Easy Lenny.
76166, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Chandler,"Joey, it’s been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself."
76167, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Phoebe, And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
76168, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now."
76169, Central Perk,,3,Rachel,"Oh my God, what happened? "
76170, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Hey!
76171, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross," I-I’m sorry Rach, I didn’t know. Are you gonna be okay?"
76172, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler,"Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know."
76173, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldn’t go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! 
76174, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Wow, y'know when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary."
76175, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,Yeah!
76176, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Hey.  Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?
76177, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off."
76178, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"Oh, and by the way, he’s lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous!  I still love Chandler."
76179, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, cute one!"
76180, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Ross,Amazing! Amazing!
76181, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Phoebe,
76182, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,And you’ll be topless?
76183, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, maybe they meant to write, ‘Quiet, bitch.’"
76184, Joey’s bedroom," he’s snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over,",4,Chandler,"All right buddy, time to roll over.  No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! You’re going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!"
76185, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"Oh, she’s so tiny.  Where’d she go?"
76186, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross, Hey guys!
76187, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,I missed you too.
76188, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Hey.
76189, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?"
76190, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica," I knew it!! Y’know, you’re not so quiet yourself, missy!"
76191, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,"Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?"
76192, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, don’t we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?"
76193, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"Oh, just, y'know.... science."
76194, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip."
76195, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,"It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff."
76196, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do....  I mean—I'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry."
76197, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Hi.
76198, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?"
76199, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
76200, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,Ah!
76201, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,I'm sorry I have friends outside the six of us. 
76202, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,"All right, but in the future..."
76203, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"Oh, thank you so much!"
76204, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica,What?
76205, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel,Ross!
76206, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Joey, The Unbearable Likeness of Being!
76207, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Yeah. 
76208, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Okay.
76209, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? I-I-I… I-I have had enough of this! Y’know, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if you’ve got a problem with me, frankly…"
76210, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Umm, yum!"
76211, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Hi Ross!
76212, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Rachel,That's not European!
76213, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"No, look, I don’t know what else to do. I said I’m sorry!"
76214, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
76215, Central Perk,,9,Monica,
76216, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know… And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? "
76217, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler, Boohaki?
76218, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,What is that? 
76219, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross," ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?"
76220, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe, Oh my God! David!
76221, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Monica,"Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would."
76222, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy.  I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys."
76223, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Y’know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married."
76224, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,"Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could really use 300 million dollars."
76225, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me?  Uh-oh."
76226, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
76227, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Monica,"Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is what’s going to happen to you if you wake me up."
76228, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel," Wiener, Wiener!!!"
76229, At the Beach," it’s raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives, Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage."
76230, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,"Okay, it must just be me then."
76231, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.
76232, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
76233, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"I know, I know, I'm sorry-"
76234, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,You were at the coffeehouse!
76235, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Yeah, a lot of my students do that."
76236, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,"Look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Okay? Someone is going to have to convince my hand twin to cooperate!"
76237, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
76238, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,I think Chandler’s gone. 
76239, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore."
76240, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
76241, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,"That’s your whole name, okay of course it is! Okay, well let’s-let’s just have a look-see here. "
76242,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,I do love Mike.
76243, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Listen, I um… I heard about the engagement."
76244, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says ""El-moo""!  Yeah... that's a funny cup!"
76245, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,Wait! I just want you to know that... I'm so happy you're going to be here.
76246, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,You don't know anything.
76247, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Rachel,Hello.
76248, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,No?
76249, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Oh?
76250, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey,Probably Monica and Chandler.
76251, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"Ok, odd thing to get excited about!"
76252, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time."
76253, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,Alright fine. I'll do it.
76254, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,Wow.
76255, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,At least he died doing what he loved... watching blimps 
76256, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
76257, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,Fine.
76258, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"Aw, it’s unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?"
76259, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!"
76260, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,No. No.
76261, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross, How could you tell her?!
76262, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,
76263, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Thank you. Thank you so much!
76264, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Well, why do y’know go in that room  and do your homework?"
76265, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Phoebe, I found you in my bed! 
76266, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight."
76267, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?"
76268, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyone’s name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames. Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt."
76269, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,What is wrong with this freezer?!  Ow! Ow!!
76270, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,What?
76271, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel," Oh, I win! He’s got Barney’s on his speed dial."
76272, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Phoebe,I know. Have you considered pageanting?
76273, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!"
76274, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,
76275, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,"Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. "
76276, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica, Paul!
76277, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"G’night, bro."
76278, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"I wasn't- I mean, I-"
76279, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,Yeah!
76280, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Ross, she’s gonna start getting ready soon!"
76281, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,Again?
76282, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Cupping.
76283, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,Hey.
76284, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?"
76285, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, Rach, I should’ve told you sooner. It’s just that…Man! That kid is going to town! "
76286, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What? Wait-wait a minute, what? Phoebe, what's the matter?"
76287, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,Hi!
76288, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, you’re such a cheater!"
76289, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh!
76290, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,About what?
76291, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,He's like a big disgusting...
76292, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,Uh-huh! Ross invited us all to watch.
76293, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,"It's in the cake, isn't it?"
76294, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him."
76295, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, it's not!"
76296, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,What?  What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
76297, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"Ah, our little ones are growing up fast, uh?"
76298, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,You walked around all night in the city by yourself?
76299, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don’t need any assistance in there, take a break!"
76300, The Jewelry Store," Phoebe is busy trying on virtually everything in the store, She’s got earrings, rings, bracelets, and enough necklaces to put Mr, T to shame on,",6,Phoebe,"Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again.  Something’s missing. It’s not… Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out."
76301, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
76302, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag."
76303, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Rachel, What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
76304, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Ross,Multiple orgasms!
76305, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
76306, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.
76307, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel, Yes?
76308, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,No.
76309, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross, Wow.
76310, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. "
76311, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?"
76312, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Joey,No?
76313, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, no, it’s-it’s just this person."
76314, Ross’s apartment," Chandler enters, Ross is putting on makeup,",6,Chandler,"Hey Ross, I was wondering if… Oh my God!! Where are all the men???"
76315, Central Park," Phoebe is now riding her bike with ease and stops in front of Ross, They both giggle,",7,Ross,"Oh hey, don’t thank me, thank yourself. You’re the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them."
76316, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. 
76317, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,I love you too. 
76318, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?"
76319, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,I like your bow.
76320, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?"
76321, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!
76322, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,I wanna quit the gym.
76323, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!"
76324, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Oh, that's nice!"
76325, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,
76326, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,Yep.
76327, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,"He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool."
76328, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Umm, yeah."
76329, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
76330, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler."
76331, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,"Well relax, he’ll be here."
76332, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey," Oh, uh, hey Rach. I uh, I was just coming over here to uh… Oh wait, I don’t have to lie to you, you don’t live here anymore. Uh, I’m eating their food. What are you doing?"
76333, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Is that a swing?
76334, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,Ohh. 
76335, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross,I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
76336, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, what about after I give you these candies? "
76337, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel, Relaxi-Taxi!
76338, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,Oh yeah.
76339, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler,Really?!
76340, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,"Okay, they are. "
76341, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,"-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?"
76342, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Monica,You’re kidding!
76343, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago."
76344, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,"It just might be too hard, given the history and all that…"
76345, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book  and found nothing! I want a name that’s really like, y’know strong and confident, y’know? Like-like Exxon."
76346, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!"
76347, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,
76348, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"OK, then get me your purse."
76349, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Uh, uh we promised we weren’t gonna tell anybody this but uh, about a month ago Rachel and I slept together."
76350, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
76351, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,That’s great!
76352, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half."
76353, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second!  So what's new?"
76354, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, how’s it going with her?"
76355, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross," But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!"
76356, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Olivia? I thought she was marrying Connor!  Oh right, real life more important."
76357, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"No… actually, you might wanna stay away from Jane street… that's where stabby Joe works. "
76358, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,He took my snack!
76359, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Chandler,"Well, I ended up telling her everything."
76360, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
76361, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,By you!?
76362, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, erotiery!"
76363, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Okay.
76364, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,Serious?
76365, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,Phoebe!
76366, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"All right, I’ll see you tonight."
76367, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, and y’know what? I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass."
76368, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Are you kidding?!
76369, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!
76370, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,Is that so?
76371, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,I have a bone to pick with you.
76372, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ..."
76373, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,...It's kinda hard though!
76374, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler,"Uh, HELLO!!"
76375, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,Oh…my…God! I-I see what this is! You are in love with Rachel!
76376, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Hey, don’t start judging me!  Huh? And you, you’re the one having the affair with the guy who keeps the pigeons on the roof!"
76377, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Hey, did you pick a roommate?"
76378, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
76379, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,I’m going for a walk.
76380, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,Oh I got it!!  Oh! Ew! Broken boob! Ow!
76381, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,No!
76382, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,You didn't.
76383, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,So but everything is normal.
76384, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?"
76385, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,Oh that’s on the house courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
76386, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,"Oh, I’m-I’m not working tomorrow."
76387, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe, You were?
76388, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,No! No! No! I can’t do that!
76389, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers."
76390, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,What?
76391, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross, Yes I am.
76392, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross, Hey!
76393, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,"Stay out of my freezer! [Scene A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]"
76394, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"No-no! That’s okay, we’ll just start over. Okay? Hi! I’m Phoebe."
76395, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Wha-I'm having, I'm having a boy!  Huh, am I having a boy?"
76396, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors’ house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didn’t like you? How would you feel?"
76397, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,You? You! Want to watch Ben? 
76398, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God! I’m standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I’m bored."
76399, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?
76400, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
76401, Central Perk," later,",3,Joey," Wow, that was kinda brutal."
76402, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,A superhuman thirst for knowledge.
76403, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,Oh. What do you do?
76404, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler,Here in Chelsea.
76405, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
76406, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,"Ugh! Well, y’know, we were away…"
76407, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica," Tulsa, Oklahoma!"
76408, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?"
76409, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,I think I have an old band uniform from high school.
76410, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,Thanks you guys! Thank you.
76411, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?"
76412, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Joey,"No, but he's..."
76413, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Right. Umm, listen since we’re-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross’s mother…"
76414, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,Not in the street!!
76415, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"Don't judge me, I'm only human!"
76416, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,Which goes where?
76417, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,"It's ""Ride of the Valkyries"" from ""Apocalypse Now""... See, here's the thing The corn rose were really a solution to your frizzy hair problem. And now that we're home, we don't have that problem anymore, so if you think about it... I hate them!"
76418, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross, It so does not!!!
76419, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs, she looks like a cross between Kermit The Frog and The Six Million Dollar Man."
76420, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler, I hope he did!
76421, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,What's the matter?!
76422, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,Get up!
76423, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Ross," No, no he’s not."
76424, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes."
76425, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!"
76426, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,Don't you want to look through the rest?
76427, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Chandler,One more score to go! You can do it! 
76428, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Wh—You dated my sister!
76429, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,"Yes, I do."
76430, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Hey!
76431, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Okay.
76432, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia."
76433, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Well then you’d better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! 
76434, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,He saw a therapist?
76435, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,And your fly's still open...
76436, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler," All right, say you do that. You know sooner or later somebody's gonna come along that slices a better cheddar. And then where're you gonna run?"
76437, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian. There’s no meat in beer, right?"
76438, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"Well, y'know two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as...  Ahh, what?"
76439, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Couldn't you just stay like this forever?  Chandler! Couldn't you just stay here forever?
76440, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,The woman who cuts my hair!
76441, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross, Cassie?!
76442, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?"
76443, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey ",8,Joey,
76444, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Of course, I'd be honored!"
76445, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,"Okay, I’m sorry, this is insane! I-I-I’m not addicted to heroin, I’m not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, I’ll consummate this marriage right here, right now!"
76446, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,"Yeah but uh… Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but there’s something else.  Rachel’s pregnant."
76447, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?
76448, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"Chandler!!! Chandler!!!  Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!"
76449, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,"I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing."
76450, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Chandler,Life-sized Imperial Storm Troopers from Sharper Image?
76451, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Monica,"Yeah, but that’s pigs not people!"
76452, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Joey,So I guess you all saw it.
76453, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!"
76454, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,What’s the matter?
76455, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Joey,"I hate this woman!! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that info-mercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks. Okay, and whenever I can’t do it, they’re all like-like laughing at me."
76456, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,Thank you. They're yours.
76457, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,"Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!"
76458, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Phoebe,Bye.
76459, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,Yeah. 
76460, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. "
76461, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,"Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. "
76462, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel," So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?"
76463, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss . But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight."
76464, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?
76465, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,Hello.
76466, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Phoebe,What's going on?
76467, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"She doesn’t know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy."
76468, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"We’re doomed. Okay, they’re gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?"
76469, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Phoebe, It's not that bad.
76470, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Joey, you’re gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You don’t get any dessert."
76471, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?"
76472, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Yeah. Tell ya what, let’s not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!"
76473, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,What?
76474, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica, Nooooo. You’re really not going?
76475, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Ok!
76476, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,Hey! You’re back! 
76477, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel," Anyway, speaking of drinking too much. I was uh, tellin’ Phoebe about that one crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where you and I uh, we made out."
76478, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,Cool! 
76479, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Ooh, I've been better..."
76480, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel," Oh-ho, my God! That was so awesome! You totally got him back for calling you fat! He was just drooling all over you. That must've felt so great!"
76481, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, I'm trying to get your parents to like me.
76482, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,It's a kitchen slash bathroom.
76483, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,Charming.
76484, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Ross,"Oh great, I live on the street."
76485, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"OK Phoebs, how many do you want?"
76486, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,Yeah?
76487, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Joey,Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.
76488, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,"You really, really need to get some sleep, honey."
76489, Rachel's room, Rachel and Emma are sleeping; Joey sneaks in and approaches the crib,9,Joey, This isn't over.
76490, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
76491, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross," Umm, I don’t some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later."
76492, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon."
76493, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Joey,Hey! You made it!
76494, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica, I can’t believe you’re getting married!
76495, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,"Let me know about that coconut phone, it might great for the boat."
76496, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy."
76497, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,Why... I... I don't know.  Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?
76498, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am... the head. Aaaaaahhhh....  Alright, this barbecue is gonna be very fun."
76499, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,"Glass, sand, whatever. "
76500, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,All right then.  Bye.
76501, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Okay, she can’t go."
76502, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Sure! Okay, you go first."
76503, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Joey…
76504, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler,Beam me up Jesus.
76505, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh, I... don't... care.  Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess."
76506, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding."
76507, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"All right look man, I didn’t want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It’s not even a name; it’s barely even a word. Okay? It’s kinda like chandelier, but it’s not! All right? It’s a stupid, stupid non-name!"
76508, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll sit with me."
76509, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Just get out! Now!!
76510, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey," Pass, pass, oh, pass, double-pass, pass..."
76511, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Thanks!
76512, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica, Oh my God.
76513, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Uh-oh.
76514, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Oh, I'm- I'm so sorry!"
76515, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah. They even do you."
76516, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?"
76517, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Uh, why, it’s a... . And while he rocked her, he sang “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I'm living, my baby you’ll be”."
76518, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Did not.
76519, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"There’s just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I don’t know if you’d understand."
76520, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
76521, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,"well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!"
76522, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Joey, Hey.
76523, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross, Mmmm.
76524, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"So, got any advice? Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?"
76525, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Yes. I’m… I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
76526, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,I wanted to do this days ago so I think I should go first.
76527, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey, What?
76528, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
76529, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Of course, I'd be honored!"
76530, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,
76531, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?"
76532, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Y’know what, we have to turn off the porn."
76533, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"Oh sorry. Uh-uh, Kash?"
76534, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel,"Ohh. Oh, so you really wanted to learn. Yeah, y'know, Pheebs I just wanted to have fun. Ohh, you know who you should go with?"
76535, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Yeah!
76536, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah.
76537, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I don't know who I was kidding. I can barely use chopsticks."
76538, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,Thank you! You haven't said anything...
76539, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, have a great wedding!"
76540, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,Well then definately don’t take his name.
76541, The laundromat,,1,Ross," Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh."
76542, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,"More importantly, was I any good?"
76543, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. "
76544, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Monica,"Okay, look, this could be a really long game."
76545, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Rachel,I think they're very nice.
76546, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can’t decide between the two of them. Y’know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she’s a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Y’know she’s, well she’s-she’s just as pretty, I guess she’s smart, she’s not fun."
76547, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,"I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing."
76548, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight."
76549, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,This woman's living my life.
76550, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! "
76551, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,The hot chicks?
76552, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"All right, well the place was closed. I’ll just copy it later."
76553, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,Remoray. It’s Portuguese. We need that information; I’m a doctor.
76554, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,"Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?"
76555, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, okay."
76556, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,
76557, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe,Oh that’s right!
76558, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe," Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?"
76559, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Rachel,Hi!
76560, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,What?! Oh.
76561, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Hey!  Can we pick up where we left off?
76562, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Monica, You think we’re being obvious?
76563, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"Now, open your eyes."
76564, A Strip Club," Doug and Chandler are there,",8,Chandler,"Oh that’s all right sir, and that’s just one girl."
76565, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing. Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire."
76566, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Rachel,Umm…
76567, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,"Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?"
76568, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who..."
76569, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Regular Celery! 
76570, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a son. Um...
76571, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie."
76572, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Okay!!!!!
76573, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yay, okay!"
76574, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Chandler, Is that your new walk?
76575, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!"
76576, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,Oh! Worm medicine for the duck.
76577, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty so they would stick it right…"
76578, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,I would say that.
76579, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,Miracle!
76580, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,That was my dad!
76581, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Oh, yeah.  Uh, no you can’t have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you should’ve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?"
76582, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,"Actually, I don’t like martinis."
76583, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica,
76584, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Phoebe,Sure! What?
76585, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
76586, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross, Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?
76587, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"You're welcome. And thank you for ""Science Boy"". I learned a lot from him "
76588, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,You're welcome.
76589, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,I’m not asking you to go on a date with him!
76590, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"No! No! I’m not! It’s-it’s-it’s perfect! I mean it’s better than you just-just moving here, ‘cause it’s us together forever, and that’s-that’s what I want."
76591, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey, Hey!
76592, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"All right, ready?"
76593, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Ross, it's too hard."
76594, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"No! I want an award I did win! But nobody’s giving me any of those! Plus—Hey Rach, if-if I put it up there  right? When people come over they’ll see it and they’ll think I won it."
76595, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,How did you guys find me? I knew I should’ve hid at the gym!
76596, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God..."
76597, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,Dr. Drake Remoray. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.
76598, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Hey uh, this is Elizabeth."
76599, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,Okay!
76600, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind."
76601, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,"I know, I know! What am I going to do?  Ooh!"
76602, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Phoebe,"Ok, that'll be great!"
76603, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Phoebe, Which-which sister is this? Is this the spoiled one or that’s bitter?
76604, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
76605, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Well we…we still hang out.
76606, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,"Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!"
76607, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
76608, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,"Dude you said, ""No!"""
76609, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! And I'm not too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks!"
76610, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,You have your birth certificate?
76611, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,It’s still looks pretty far!
76612, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"All right, maybe it means that too…"
76613, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,Boy! I didn’t see that coming!
76614, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,You’re gonna do some feet flirtin’!
76615, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler, Hi Monica.
76616, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
76617, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your,  Busty Ladies?"
76618, Joey's audition,,3,Joey,Really? Thanks.
76619, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel, I am soo not going to do good on my SATs tomorrow.
76620, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,No.
76621, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,My roommate.
76622, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him."
76623, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,That's fun. 
76624, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel."
76625, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back."
76626, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Chandler,"Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!"
76627, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,Look forget it okay? I don’t want to go. I don’t want to see him. I don’t wanna.
76628, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"What? No! It’s not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle."
76629, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,I understand.
76630, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Monica,I’m just trying to spice it up!
76631, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"I can save you time ladies, I'm right here."
76632, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Alright look, let's think about this, ok, do you really think that people are gonna stir up your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This is not about people not caring that you're dead .This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief."
76633, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"You know what I like most about him, though?"
76634, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross," Why? What, what are you jealous?"
76635, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,You're not a senior?
76636, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Our place, the hall! I..."
76637, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,We know its Ross!
76638, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,I’m so we weren’t in the car! Did he ever let up?
76639, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross," That uh, that was pretty funny. Wasn’t it?"
76640, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Phoebe,Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that you’re … just … kinda high maintenance—Okay let’s go to lunch!
76641, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,"Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. "
76642, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!
76643, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Really?
76644, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?"
76645, The Mr, Bowmont  what’s this called?,7,Rachel,
76646, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"The... Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land, so..."
76647, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Phoebe, Yeah?
76648, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,I know. How could we have let this happen?
76649, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Okay. Honey?
76650, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know!  So, what do you think?"
76651, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND  IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
76652, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Well, but aren't you pissed at him?! I mean this guy abandoned you! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger!  I kinda scared myself."
76653, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Ross,"Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y’know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles…"
76654, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,Really?
76655, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,Damn! I can’t believe I took her off my list.
76656, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey, I Gotcha!!
76657, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,"Uh, no. No, we’re not."
76658, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party..."
76659, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Monica,I was always Joanne.
76660, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,"I did! A penis one! Look, just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?"
76661, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?"
76662, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Even if we want it really bad.
76663, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,I did it! Oh! I finished it! I did it all by myself! And there's nobody to hug!
76664, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe,You don’t have to be back for a half-hour!
76665, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel," What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season."
76666, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Rachel...
76667, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Well yeah, I wish that you would. "
76668, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, Oh God.
76669, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"You did so. I swear, I swear— How long has she been in the bathroom?"
76670, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed..."
76671,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town."
76672, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe,"I dunno, let’s see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl."
76673, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?
76674, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Phoebe,"No, but it sounds like it was fricken funny..."
76675, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica, In…in two weeks.
76676, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"All right, well the place was closed. I’ll just copy it later."
76677, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!"
76678, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, come on! I think he’s ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk."
76679, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,That was amazing.
76680, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is ""if you can't come on time, then don't come at all"".  Shall we?"
76681, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Rachel,"Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here.  What if the baby needs him?"
76682, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah. 
76683, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,90 seconds.
76684, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,I’m just visiting my good friend Carol.
76685, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,Let’s also get a hot plate!
76686, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax."
76687, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine!  Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!"
76688, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,It's not?  When was she born?
76689, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
76690, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,You pick one.
76691, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,All right!!
76692, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,What are you doing?!
76693, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"Well, thank you, Melanie."
76694, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,Hey!
76695, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,I sang.  Hah!
76696, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,"Well, I-I’m startin’ too."
76697, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,What?!
76698, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!"
76699, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe, Hey!
76700, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,Well...it's not about quality.
76701, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,"I confronted her, and she didn’t deny it! "
76702, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,What d'you want?
76703, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Rachel,"Hi, I’m sorry I’m late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Liz’s father get here?"
76704, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"No…Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it…it has to work out."
76705, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,His dancing partner?!
76706, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Your not going.
76707, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"So wow, it looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, co-host."
76708, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross,I didn't know you knew about that.
76709, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Hey!
76710, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,Wow! You made a profit!
76711, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,"What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula."
76712, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  So how’s the game?",8,Phoebe,
76713, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey,"Oh don’t listen to him, he’s just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don’t think he’s gonna get it."
76714, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,Are you Joey?
76715, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Well, well, well, look what mommy found!!"
76716, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica, I know.
76717, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,I was laughing! You made me laugh! 
76718, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Joey, Are you crazy?!
76719, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,Why?
76720, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,So that’s the only reason she could be here huh? It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I’m a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
76721, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"See Joe, not that that’s not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y’know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!"
76722, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"I’m fine, I’m fine."
76723, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Chandler,Oh since forever! I used to go all over town listening to bands!
76724, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didn’t ask me to go do it with her in the vault."
76725, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"Look, we can’t stay in here forever."
76726, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,You don’t?!
76727, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No-no-no! Look, I’ve been thinking about it. I’m an actor right? So I won’t get nervous talking in front of people."
76728, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?"
76729, The Moondance Diner,,3,Monica,You don't even know me...
76730, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"The actor playing Mac couldn’t do it, they needed to see you at 2 o’clock."
76731, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Right! 
76732, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,Yeah!
76733, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,"Somebody was using his head. Hey, let's check out the rest of the place."
76734, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
76735, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Well, I thought you liked doing it. "
76736, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,"All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good.  Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!"
76737, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Hey Phoebe... how you doin'? You feelin' better?
76738, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Really?
76739, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Joey,"Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?"
76740, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,Um-hmm! Doesn’t that sound delicious at the last minute?
76741, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,"Jellyfish sting! Oh, it hurts! It hurts!! It hurts!!"
76742, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,I know.
76743, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,Hi!
76744," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Ketchup!
76745, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, ‘cause she came back the third summer and she’d gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow…"
76746, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Cups? You're giving me cups?
76747, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Phoebe,What?!
76748, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Hi, is uh, is Carol here?"
76749, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,Why do they keep doing that?
76750, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Chandler,I'm free! I'm free!
76751, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh no, it is forbidden! No-no, Mrs. Potter fires people for fooling around with clients. And it’s against my oath as a masseuse."
76752, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,"Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!"
76753, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,So you're a gladiator! Wow!
76754, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Hey.
76755, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,A green LeSabre?
76756, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
76757, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,Marcia and Chester.
76758, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,Why? Is he? He is! Isn’t he? He’s dating that slut in marketing!
76759, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey," Yes, it’s a highly controversial procedure."
76760, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,You love her!
76761, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Chandler, That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
76762, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Fine, I'll give the suit back."
76763, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,These are her earrings.
76764, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,"Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out."
76765, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross, Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?
76766, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler, Bye!
76767, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna seem too eager. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. That seems pretty cool.  Hey, Angela."
76768, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Phoebe,You! An actor?! That’s madness!
76769, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, come on! What’s going in on in there? "
76770, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,I wasn’t sleeping.
76771, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,"Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet."
76772, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey, Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
76773, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"All right! But,  you do it with me once."
76774, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Hey, by any chance did either of pick uh Rachel for your secret Santa, ‘cause I wanna trade for her."
76775, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Monica,"Hmm, bite me."
76776, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Hey!
76777, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey, What you-you don’t think I’m gonna win?
76778, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?"
76779, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Guess we'll never know how it ends.
76780, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"No, I have a great idea for a present for her."
76781, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"Ohh, no, no. We’re not going to just sit. "
76782, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?"
76783, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Oh good! Okay. ‘Cause you were acting like you didn’t.
76784, Ross�,,9,Ross,What about the guy from the bar?
76785, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"No. When it comes to sweets, he’s surprisingly strict."
76786, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
76787, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Chandler,"That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight.  Maybe there's something in that area."
76788, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...
76789, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble."
76790, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Joey," Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!"
76791, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me."
76792, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,Why? What happened now?
76793, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Chandler,"Hey, this is so unfair!"
76794, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross," Did you um—I’m sorry, did you just say it’s Rachel?"
76795, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,And you’re cute too.
76796, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,She’s not pregnant. It’s Rachel. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant.
76797, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
76798, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Monica," Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section…"
76799, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Phoebe,"Maybe, because you told him not to."
76800, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"Again, what?!"
76801, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Oh my God!! The baby just kicked!
76802, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!
76803, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
76804, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’m sorry, I thought you needed them!"
76805, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,Everybody get your toys! 
76806, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe," Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry…"
76807, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
76808, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
76809, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"All right! Okay, it’s just Phoebe. Will’s still on a diet, Chandler doesn’t eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachel’s having her aversion to poultry."
76810, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,Oh my God!
76811, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Betrothed… 
76812, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"No, whatever! Anything!"
76813, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.
76814, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,I won’t speed.
76815, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,Why wouldn’t ya? Erin is great! Then-then there’s you guys.
76816, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,It's so not a big deal!
76817, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,From you. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
76818, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,You can't go out there.
76819, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,I know the code to his answering machine.
76820, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,"You are an amazing wife.  No really you're amazing you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength and understanding over something like that."
76821, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles.
76822, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,"From now on, it’s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends.  Okay! We’re gonna be the new Joey and Chandler."
76823, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Really?! How come we didn’t cross paths?
76824, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
76825, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, yeah.  I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room."
76826, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Chandler,"Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game."
76827, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Chandler,"This is so sad. I mean, I only have like ten pins."
76828, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,"It was 530 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!!  Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’"
76829, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,We all chipped in.
76830, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Monica,There’s a dude?
76831, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross, Eh?
76832, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, why don’t you just get him fired?"
76833, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
76834, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,I didn't.
76835, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,All finished!
76836, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
76837, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,They do!
76838, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse."
76839, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"All right, maybe it means that too…"
76840, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so."
76841, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,"Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?"
76842, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Hey!
76843, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler, In a minute? What’s gonna happen in a minute?!
76844, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, got it, stay upwind of me."
76845, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross, Hello!
76846, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel," Okay, a couple months late on the lecture, Ross."
76847, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,David Lynn! David Lynn! David Lynn!! 
76848, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,I called him.
76849, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but there is a big difference. You are a lot hotter than I am."
76850, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, he's my... he's my best friend."
76851, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"All right, so what were you thinking?"
76852, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica, Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Let’s act like we’re on our honeymoon.
76853, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,Excuse me?
76854, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Well, he stabbed me first!!"
76855, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,Ah!  Oh.
76856, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Ross,I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
76857, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! "
76858, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,
76859, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Chandler,
76860, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Uh-ha, what about someone who looks like Rachel?  I will think about the therapy."
76861, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Hey. I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.
76862, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffay’s checks; there were a lot of them.
76863, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.
76864, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?"
76865, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary?  I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want."
76866, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, "
76867, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,Who are you supposed to be?
76868, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,"Okay, so from now on we have to call you Princess Consuela?"
76869, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
76870, The Men's room," Joey is entering and sees his hand twin washing his hands,",5,Joey,"Oh-oh-oh, yeah!  That's right, you take good care of those babies!"
76871, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Oh. 
76872, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Chandler,You’re our age!
76873, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,Okay good.
76874, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,You’re Rachel!
76875, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Well you don’t have to sound so surprised.
76876, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Not yet, no. "
76877, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Monica, Sweetie okay. It’s okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. I’m fine.
76878, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"Okay, the thing is.."
76879, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Phoebe, I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop.
76880, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken."
76881, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke."
76882, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,It’s nothing.
76883, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a coincidence."
76884, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Well, aren't you a treat."
76885, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Monica, Ahh! Aren’t you dressed yet?
76886, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,All I have to do is close my eyes. See?  Woo-hoo!!
76887, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Remember, a virgin for me please."
76888, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You know
76889, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Ross! That's Mark. From Bloomingdales? You were insanely jealous of him.
76890, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Ross,Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
76891, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, no!"
76892, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me."
76893, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,I think it is. 
76894, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!"
76895, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Rachel,And all these people actually died?
76896, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, so, he had a really funny hat—I don't want to talk about it."
76897, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Chandler,I'm gonna go tell Emma she was an accident. 
76898, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Someday I'll, tell you about the time I stabbed the cop."
76899, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Chandler,"If that doesn’t keep kids in school, what will?"
76900, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,All right. Let’s say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
76901, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Chandler,"Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of."
76902, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey, Are you kidding me?!
76903, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,Uh we-we need to talk.
76904, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,W-oa � Mommy! 
76905, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!"
76906, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Joey,"Hey, let's go look at it! "
76907, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Monica,How are you still single?!
76908, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,"Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there."
76909, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,Hot?
76910, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Monica,No.
76911, Central Perk," the gang’s putting their coats on to leave,",3,Phoebe,Where’s Chandler?
76912, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,Okay. Hang up! That’s it! Come on!
76913, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, wow."
76914, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I taught me and I love me."
76915, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,"Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, ""Why not?!"""
76916, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second.  That's my friend's machine."
76917, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Uh, in her defense, she’s right. I am stronger. I would destroy you."
76918, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler,"Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!"
76919, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,That's true!
76920, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,"But uhm, we're getting rid of her, right? Rach, please tell me we’re getting rid of her."
76921, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Yeah! Oh yes!
76922, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
76923, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Everybody’s doing stuff!
76924, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,"I’ve got friends too. Okay, bye."
76925, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
76926, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,All right! 
76927, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,"Well, he said I wasn't urgent enough, you know, and that everything I did was horizontal and I should be more vertical. Oh, and he said that I should think less."
76928, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica, Hi!
76929, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, ‘cause I’m pregnant."
76930, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel, Really?!
76931, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"Oh, that’s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts."
76932, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Haha!
76933, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
76934, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Rachel! What are you doing here?
76935, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said ""Everyone has to be there at 600 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani."" Like.. like I was some kind of idiot."
76936, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Right. 
76937, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick."
76938, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Hey!  So, how was Atlantic City?"
76939, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?!
76940, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Because it’s our thirtieth birthday.
76941, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"Haha! Got ya! Die, die, die!"
76942, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"I mean—no, it’s just ‘cause, it’s just ’cause you and I were like a nightmare.  No, but there was some good times."
76943, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe," Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient I’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive."
76944, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Gas? Wow! Intense.
76945, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,How do you know about this?
76946, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,The wedding pictures?
76947, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,"Oh, just until the glue dries."
76948, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Maybe that’s because soy-burgers suck!
76949, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?"
76950, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Which is why my answer is yes!
76951, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,"Oh right, maybe I’ll just go home."
76952, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Rachel,"I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!"
76953, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,I'm there!
76954, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,A monkey.
76955, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,
76956, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! So I had a great day, Rick and I really hit it off, and we started making out, and then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore."
76957, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,Don’t feel bad for me! I won like every time!
76958, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!
76959, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Ah!
76960, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Ross,That’s too bad.
76961, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,What?!
76962, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,In a minute!!!
76963, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,You do?
76964, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Anyway, there’s this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go…"
76965, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine.  Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor…"
76966, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey," Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You’re at the wedding, you have to cry, ""Handkerchief?"" ""No-no, I got my invitation."""
76967, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe, Nice!
76968, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! 
76969, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel, Hey!
76970, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,I’m not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
76971, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Where is she?
76972, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,"No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that."
76973, Central Perk,,9,Ross," Oh, do you, do you really?"
76974, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Ross,"Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben."
76975, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,Keep going Pinocchio!
76976, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Chandler,"Well, I like danger."
76977, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key."
76978, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Wel-wel-well what are we gonna do?
76979, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,My God.
76980, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Ross,What's going on?
76981, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,What are you doing here!
76982, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,"Congratulations, I think you’ve found the world’s thinnest argument."
76983, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Oh, come on it’s my wedding! That can be my present."
76984, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, that’s not what I meant."
76985, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"No, she was definitely on my bed."
76986, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, it was so—wow!"
76987, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That’s four years. Chandler’s not gonna wait that long. He’s gonna find somebody else, y’know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. "
76988, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross," Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you."
76989, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh me too.
76990, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler, Here I am.
76991, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?"
76992, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!"
76993, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions."
76994, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,What?! Over a stupid room!
76995, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
76996, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything.  Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!"
76997, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,"No, no, no!"
76998, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We’re on a date."
76999, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Yeah.
77000, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?"
77001, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway.  Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?"
77002, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Nice try; I’m keeping the boots.
77003, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Hey, gorgeous."
77004, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs!"
77005, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
77006, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,Like a month?
77007, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"Ahem... I want.... OK, I want to... feel your... hot, soft skin with my lips."
77008, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"Monica, betting the apartment, I don’t know about this."
77009, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Chandler,So who's gonna tell them?
77010, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,"Oh God, what the hell am I going to tell him?"
77011, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica, Hey! Don’t be a baby!
77012, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I-I-I think so.  Yeah, I-I think so..."
77013, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"Excuse me, Doug?  Hey there sports fan!!"
77014, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,No. Here 
77015, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Okay. Sorry. 
77016, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Hey! How you doin’?
77017, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is getting ready for Chandler’s arrival, He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table,",6,Chandler,No! You’re the sweetest! 
77018, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Joey, There’s gravy?
77019, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,Sweety...
77020, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,What do we do?
77021, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,"He could be in disguise, y’know."
77022, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
77023, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,No problem.
77024, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Phoebe,"All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men."
77025, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,But I—But everything is okay. I’m fine!
77026, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel, I almost caught that one!
77027, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe," Yeah, I feel great. 'Cause we're moving in together."
77028, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Joey,"Sure, it’s hard to forget! But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never,  ever talk about."
77029, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,That’s true.
77030, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! "
77031, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, Hey honey! I missed you today!
77032, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
77033, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"Oh no, she’s still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her."
77034, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Rachel,"Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff."
77035, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Aw, I know all about Kip!"
77036, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny."
77037, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"All good, thanks.  Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that’s easier to rhyme?"
77038, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Well… we-we do. You can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
77039, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures."
77040, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Okay, what's up?"
77041, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Yeah, no, it was great."
77042, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler, Yes he did.
77043, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,Who’s Elaine?
77044, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,It’s right there! 
77045, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Chandler,He really is a chameleon.
77046, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Joey,Right.  Thanks.  It's June.  I'm outta here. 
77047, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,Great!
77048, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,"Oh, very funny. I don’t know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. "
77049, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,Or equally weak.
77050, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,What’s going on?
77051, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Um-hmm.
77052, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!"
77053, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!"
77054, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, who's this?"
77055, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Joey,What-what’s so funny?
77056, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium, or C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children?"
77057, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred."
77058, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,I’m gonna do it too!
77059, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica," Okay, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you can make an informed decision."
77060, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica,I think somebody needs another lap dance. 
77061, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Why did you do that?
77062, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,What?! You got us evicted!!
77063, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Monica,We're so sorry.
77064, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"All right now… All right, you’re all set up. You’re good to go. Just hit record. All right?"
77065, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him."
77066, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,Yeah. That-that was the problem.
77067, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,I can’t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
77068, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. "
77069, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, because, you know... they don't like you."
77070, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Oh, but-but I can’t do it."
77071, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Rachel!
77072, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,"Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes."
77073, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Really?
77074, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,I am a good kisser.
77075, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,"Oh yeah? Well, let's see. "
77076, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, no, it’s a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can’t we savor the precious moments?  Those are some huge breasts you have."
77077, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Chandler,"Y'know, I would’ve bet good money that he’d be the first one of us to get married."
77078, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,Sure I would!
77079, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff."
77080, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,Huh?
77081, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel," Oh, you did this to him?"
77082, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,Have a seat.  I cannot allow this.
77083, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"All right, we’ve got to tell her he’s gone. "
77084, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"No, you started it."
77085, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,I think he's stealing from me.
77086, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,"Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!"
77087, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,I can explain... Joey...
77088, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,
77089, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"No, I-I-I love it there."
77090, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,Bob!
77091, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,"Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think she’s cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!"
77092, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Why would you do that?
77093, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Ohhh, ooohhh... you are on a roll, mister!"
77094, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,You have a play date with a stripper?!
77095, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose."
77096, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,Did you watch the tape?
77097, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almost forgot. I didn’t pay you the rent check."
77098, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,Oh.
77099, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Joey,Yeah! I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. 
77100, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
77101, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Well he actually saw you a little bit too.
77102, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?"
77103, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,"Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!"
77104, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Okay.
77105, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler, Carry on.
77106, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?"
77107, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! "
77108, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, because we thought you knew!! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, ""Hey, you like things clean."""
77109, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Hey! 
77110, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,You know the song! Sing along!
77111, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Joey,I’m not answering that.
77112, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,
77113, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!"
77114, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,I could die.
77115, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler," Ok, look! Enough is enough!"
77116, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey,I’m missin’ picture time?! 
77117, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, no, it’s-it’s just this person."
77118, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,Come on Phoebe! Don’t be such a goodie-goodie!
77119, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,Hey! How'd the audition go?!
77120, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler,"Well, I don’t really know what that is, but let’s!!"
77121, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh…Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
77122, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I don't think we can turn anymore!"
77123, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"Hey! We were not on a—Okay. That’s fine! Fine. Y’know what Ben? One day when you are a lot older I am going to tell you that entire story over a pitcher of real margaritas, okay?"
77124, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,What?
77125, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah! You like ‘em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!"
77126, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Phoebe,Being pregnant is tough on your tummy.
77127, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, we have to!"
77128, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"Well, isn’t, isn’t that gonna be weird?"
77129, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom won’t let me cross the street."
77130, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,But what if it is better than ours? Should we at least look?
77131, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,JOEY!!!!!!
77132, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Oh, I know..."
77133, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Do I ever.
77134, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe, Kyle’s ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
77135, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross," The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver."
77136, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Chandler,"And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. "
77137, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop."
77138, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Well, it's my cat."
77139, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Monica,"So, did I hear Poconos?"
77140, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,Ooh!
77141, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Rachel,No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.
77142, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,I didn’t look at it. Stupid baby’s head was blocking most of it.
77143, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I'm no longer Phoebe Buffay."
77144, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,"Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. "
77145, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica," No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?"
77146, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,That's what they'll call us.
77147, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today."
77148, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"I'm a cool, fun aunt!"
77149, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, bye-bye!"
77150, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?"
77151, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
77152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's  Yeah it did?"""
77153, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,"least you've been married, OH MY GOD! I wanna trade lives with Ross "
77154, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica," Pete, can I get you something else?"
77155, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",1,Monica,Really?
77156, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Noo!! You don’t have a boyfriend because....I don’t, I don’t know why you don’t have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend."
77157, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,"Oh, wait-wait!  Maybe it’s a pickle?!"
77158, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Rachel,"Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad."
77159, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"I know, you must’ve won like a contest or something!"
77160, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,"Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, you’re gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord."
77161, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,"Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?"
77162, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
77163, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects."
77164, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,All right!! Fine! Fine.
77165, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel," Y’know when I locked myself in the bathroom at my wedding, it was because I was trying to pop the window out of the frame."
77166, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,No-ot for me it doesn’t.
77167, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes."
77168, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross,Divorced men’s club.
77169, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Phoebe," Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?"
77170, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing."
77171, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,"Nope, not this time."
77172, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,Uhh do it?
77173, A street," Chip is walking Monica to his motorcycle,",4,Monica,Is that all?
77174, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Hey.
77175, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey," Hey, it’s me. Listen Casey and I were on our way back and had a little car trouble."
77176, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?!  I didn’t say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, just tell me!"
77177, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Okay well, then we’ll both do it today and he’ll just have to deal with it!"
77178, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, you like that don’t you?"
77179, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Challenge extended.
77180, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,Are you kidding. He is so considerate of my feelings and... you know I think... you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.
77181, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,You set her up?!
77182, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe,"Yes, please."
77183, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Monica, Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it!
77184, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross,"That, that is funny... .... and Rachel keeps touching him."
77185, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!"
77186, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What are you supposed to be?
77187, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,"You know what it is? It's a nice place but I gotta see I don't know if I see myself living here. Oh, oh, oh, let me see...  Yeah, I could see it."
77188, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Yeah.
77189, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,"Well, she wasn’t sleeping with him."
77190, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
77191, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Hi, glad you could come."
77192, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,Hey Joe!
77193, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! "
77194, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Good.
77195, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Sure you do.
77196, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?"
77197, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel," Ohh, I just don’t think I have enough left on my credit card."
77198, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella."
77199, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,"Let me, let me get you some wine!"
77200, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Joey,"Yeah, take a hike wetpants!"
77201, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Rachel,"Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could  share that with a guy."
77202, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,not amused) Mike Crap Bag?
77203, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,She does want to.
77204, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Joey!
77205, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,Why is this car in my bedroom?
77206, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,"Well, that-that-that’s it? You’re gonna, you’re gonna put it on your self or anything?"
77207, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Phoebe, just the idea of pitting one baby against another, I mean, you know, and judging who's cuter just for a trophy..."
77208, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, Dude! He's right there!
77209, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,I don’t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!
77210, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"Why, so he can get mad at the baby?"
77211, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,What?
77212, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Hmm?
77213, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Chandler, where are your tools?"
77214, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Oh come on!
77215, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,"Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist. It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a coincidence."
77216, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that..."
77217, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Chandler," Okay, what do I do?"
77218, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,But you-you-you came to see Lilly?
77219, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,Rachel! Let me in! Rachel!
77220, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
77221, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, and y’know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy."
77222, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Rachel,Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you’re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
77223, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Yeah.
77224, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"Hey Tim? I need a calamari and a Caesar salad. And umm, could you get me the pesto?"
77225, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Really?
77226, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,My coat...
77227, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Space cowboy!
77228, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"Rach, Rach, we gotta settle."
77229, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"No, these are my pants."
77230, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,"Oh, that’s great! I mean I’m-I’m sorry, but I’m so happy for you. And now I can work for you!"
77231, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,And what did she say?
77232, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross,Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesn’t she know it’s our anniversary?
77233, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,So you do know who he is!  Sorry.
77234, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Oh, good job Joe."
77235, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Well, that’s because of a lot of…"
77236, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Ross,"And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani."
77237, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Okay.
77238, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,What is wrong with me. It looked more delicious when it was a penis.
77239, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,"Hey, Phoebe!"
77240, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yes. Yes. Yeah—no. She did. She left you umm,  this lipstick."
77241, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,You ok?
77242, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Well you look incredible too! You’re just—you’re so fit!
77243, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Hi, Geoffrey."
77244, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Oh my God! Calling from Rome!  Bon giorno, caro mio."
77245, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?"
77246, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,Hi!
77247, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Santa? Really?
77248, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Ross,"All right so, Chandler, from now on, don’t give your boss a chance to get you. Y'know just ah, don’t turn your back to him."
77249, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Come on! I don’t want you thinking of me like that any more!
77250, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?"
77251, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her."
77252, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,Yeah. Bijan for men?
77253, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah I got that."
77254, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"But Ross, its you and me!"
77255, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,You put an offer on a house?
77256, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey, Oh.
77257, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,"I just finished getting Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents. She's so nervous, it's so sweet!"
77258, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Yeah.
77259, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,Maybe there's someone else.
77260, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel, Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late!
77261, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven!
77262, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Joey," Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross."
77263, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Joey,"How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free."
77264, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Okay, fine!"
77265, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Oh. Why didn’t you take her?
77266, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel, Still in love with?!
77267, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Chandler,"Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000."
77268, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Rachel,"Do what, do what?"
77269, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey,It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock! Huh?
77270, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,Why don’t we just go on two.
77271, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl."
77272, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Monica,We have one.
77273, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,"You've never met Bob, have you?"
77274, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Rachel, Ha!
77275, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Chandler,You!
77276, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,"I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time."
77277, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up."
77278, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"Okay I’ll take her, here. "
77279, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,I can't catch a break!
77280, Central Perk,,9,Joey,She sure does. Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?
77281, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Hi.
77282, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally..."
77283, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?
77284, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica," ""Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know."" Nooo!!"
77285, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 800.
77286, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,No-no. Nothing wrong about that.
77287, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?"
77288, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Get out of here, really?!"
77289, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Joey,That you’re actually 50?
77290, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I-I think that women just have a lower threshold of pain than men, that’s all. I mean, come on, it’s just a little wax."
77291, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Oh, it’s a poster for that World War I movie that I’m in, check it out."
77292, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,
77293, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep."
77294, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Yeah! Yeah. I’ll be all right.
77295, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”"
77296, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey,Everybody smile!  Kill me. Kill me now.
77297, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel, Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
77298, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,That’s a nice picture. Maybe you can still have that!
77299, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keeps lying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!
77300, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Oh, ah, you don’t need that."
77301, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,"Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game."
77302, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,There’s our star!
77303, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?"
77304, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,Umm?
77305, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?"
77306, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross," Hey, do you have any gum?"
77307, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,You just can’t stand anyone else enjoying themselves can’t you?
77308, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,Well mainly because he's kissing that other guy.
77309, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love..."
77310, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"But, we pick again! We pick again!"
77311, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,"Most likely.  Okay, I'm gonna be out there."
77312, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel, what would happen exactly.
77313, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Joey,"When I'm with a woman, I need to know that I'm going out with more people than she is."
77314, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Huh. Okay, Mr. Perkazet."
77315, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
77316, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,It should be right next to my plane ticket.
77317, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,I can’t help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.
77318, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Phoebe,"Like she’s really mean, and she’s over critical, and-and—No! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!"
77319, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,That’s a good idea for a business!
77320, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,"Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys.  Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcriber’s note Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?"
77321, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,pel.
77322, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,"Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love."
77323, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,Bye. 
77324, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,Oh my god!
77325, Joey's,,9,Rachel,Thank you.
77326, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey,  where did you learn that word?"
77327, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,Thanks. 
77328, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Yeah, he’s the best."
77329, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,"And I’m the happiest guy in the world!  Oh honey, come on don’t be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!"
77330, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,Uh huh yeah  Vicrum just called.
77331, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,Thank you! Thank you! 
77332, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Come on you guys! What are doing?! I thought we were the patch sisters!
77333, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,"You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?"
77334, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Yes, yes, it’s just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans with Ross."
77335, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Hey!
77336, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hiccups.
77337, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,Okay. 
77338, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It's gonna be so great! We're gonna be like-like-like two idiots in love!"
77339, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,Alright-y then.
77340, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,What?!?!
77341, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one."
77342, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
77343, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Ross,There's no seatbelt!
77344, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Joey," Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. I’ll cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross."
77345, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,"That’s not really important right now. What is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just don’t feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding."
77346, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler, Yeah.
77347, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,"No! Joey, oh you’re so sweet. You’re so-so sweet, honey. But I’m not, I’m not looking for a husband."
77348, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Me, Fledermaus, great. I really—"
77349, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Me too!
77350, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,I’m not gonna marry Chandler!
77351, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
77352, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Rachel,"Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing."
77353, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,"Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation."
77354, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,I can’t even believe this! I really come off that badly?
77355, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,Alright.
77356, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Phoebe.
77357, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Oh me too.
77358, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,"This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?"
77359, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,Thanks. Did you stay here all night?
77360, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,"I can't write! Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know? I can't do it."
77361, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Chandler,I'm a pretty little girl.
77362, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Ross,I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.
77363, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,Why aren't you guys dressed?
77364, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! 
77365, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,Who's this from?
77366, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Who else?
77367, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"Chandler, this actually bothers you?"
77368, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, the old hug and roll."
77369, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.
77370, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,And six others.
77371, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Monica,"Yeah, ah, but Pheebs don’t you think he’s a little young to get married?"
77372, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,Why not?
77373, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,Yeah.
77374, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel," And Monica, what are you going to make?"
77375, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,All right then.  How do you test the temperature of the baby’s bath water?
77376, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Oh, yeah, that's true."
77377, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?"
77378, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it’s been three days and it’s driving me insane!"
77379, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,I could use a challenge! It’s getting pretty easy.
77380, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me."
77381, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,I said it's still nap time.
77382, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Phoebe, Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
77383, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler," Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary."
77384, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Do you know the word crapweasel?
77385, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….
77386, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, how’s it going?"
77387, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Ah, yeah. We had a really good talk."
77388, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Okay.
77389, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,You went home with the waitress.
77390, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"What? No-no, a lurker."
77391, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Can I get you something to drink? Like a water and Valium?
77392, Healing Hands Inc,  So that’s what you thought I did!! God! That’s not what I do!,3,Phoebe,
77393, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Chandler,And he's not speaking metaphorically.
77394, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Hey!
77395, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I got a cat."
77396, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe,"So, so far is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?"
77397, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"I know, but I don’t think that’s what she wants."
77398, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.
77399, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica,Oh. 
77400, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Rachel," What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night."
77401, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
77402, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel,I hate when Ross is right!
77403, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross," Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-"
77404, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,does what always have to be sharks.
77405, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh uh, when?"
77406, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,Ooh great! Very Monica.
77407, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Okay, now what was that all about? Is it-does it not taste good? Let me try it."
77408, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,"Uh, yeah! I still can’t believe she hates Pottery Barn!"
77409, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,That's not possible!
77410, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey," You guys need anything, ‘cause I’m heading up there."
77411, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Yes!
77412, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Joey," Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!"
77413, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,Are you guys gonna be okay?
77414, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Pheebs?
77415, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Chandler, we can’t let this tape wreck Valentine’s Day!"
77416, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?"
77417, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"No, no, no, no, that was - that was just for me. Are you sure about this?"
77418, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Monica,"Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London."
77419, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel, We should just switch.
77420, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Why don’t you ask Chandler, ‘cause he’s the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin’ over Janice by groping my sister."
77421, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
77422, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game."
77423, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. "
77424, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,"Yeah. Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey. Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname."
77425, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,Hi!
77426, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don’t want you to feel like you can’t tell me things. "
77427, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler," Hello, children!"
77428, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
77429, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Monica,No! No-no they’re not. They’re still very angry! But y’know Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet.
77430, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"It worked! Ooh baby baby baby, ooh baby baby baby!"
77431, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"No.  So, um, let's see your pretty close, huh. Make-up's on, hair's done."
77432, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,I knew it!
77433, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey," All right, he likes you back! Huh? Told ya, you should go for it!"
77434, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica," OK, how does everybody like their burgers?"
77435, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,Ok.
77436, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?"
77437, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Phoebe,Thanks.
77438, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"Sure it does. Yeah, yeah."
77439, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica, What’s ‘pleh’?
77440, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Rachel,"Uh, let’s rip!"
77441, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Phoebe," Chandler, Chandler."
77442, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Hey-hey, is Monica here?"
77443, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did."
77444, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,I don’t know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! 
77445, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get."
77446, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant."
77447, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that."
77448, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,No!
77449, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Thank you.  Mon?
77450, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,That’s correct. Ladies?
77451, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Phoebe,"Chandler, your being here is the best Christmas present I could have ever imagined."
77452, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny."
77453, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?
77454, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Go!!
77455, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!"
77456, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,Big night!
77457, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,Why?
77458, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"Hey, Rach, can I get..."
77459, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,I’m so happy and not at all jealous.
77460, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Thank you.  Now are you sure? Because once I make a copy, there’s no turning back."
77461, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,How come you have two?
77462, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,You take your time.
77463, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,We’ve got a box. 
77464, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"Okay, it’s not, it’s not."
77465, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,OH…MY…GOD!!
77466, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,I just asked that girl out.
77467, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Hey. Oh good-good you’re here! All right, I figured it out. I’m gonna take two tables of eight, I’m gonna add your parents, and I’m gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!"
77468, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"God, what happened?!"
77469, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"So, uh, wh-where ya from?"
77470, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,I’ve been back and forth.
77471, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz."
77472, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Okay.
77473, Ross's apartment," Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off,",1,Ross,"Celia, don't worry!  Don't scream!  He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel..."
77474, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,"Fine, then why didn't you say something?"
77475, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Can I tell you something? Me too.
77476, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible."
77477, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say."
77478, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
77479, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Yeah, I want my tickets too ! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!"
77480, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Look, If I don’t get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!"
77481, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Gimme the keys!
77482, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,Yes!
77483, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,It's uh...
77484, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,Why is there jelly on your shoe?
77485, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Monica," Well, what happened?"
77486, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,You should be!
77487, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ll take care of it."
77488, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Joey,Thank you.
77489, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,This doesn’t feel weird!
77490, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Chandler,"Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?"
77491, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,He's planning your birthday party.
77492, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples."
77493, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Phoebe,Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio’s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.
77494, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,
77495, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?"
77496, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Joey,"Uhhh, mine too! Yeah."
77497, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Ross?!
77498, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica,"Well, maybe you should send him something. So that when he gets to Las Vegas he'll know that you're sorry."
77499, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross," Okay, let's go godfather."
77500, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"So, I uhm... kinda need to talk to you about Charlie."
77501, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"No, that would be, ""Why are you being cute?"""
77502, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,... And you called him Alby!?  I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
77503, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,"All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I’m gonna go see my agent."
77504, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!"
77505, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,What?
77506, After dinner,,3,Rachel,"Well um, I don’t."
77507, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey," That’s all right. Hey you guys, you know what’s going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, ""Joey, what are you doing with your life?"" stuff. I can say, ""Well, I’m doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"""
77508, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler, It is not okay that I'm aroused by this now.
77509, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, ‘cause if you are…I’d love to show you around sometime."
77510, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s a tattoo! That’s weird, Phoebe doesn’t… Wait that’s Ursula! That’s not Phoebe that is Ursula!"
77511, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Joey,
77512, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird."
77513, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Oh please, I hate packing, it’s closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, I’m really gonna miss living with you."
77514, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,Are you all right?!
77515, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, good! Ok..."
77516, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Oh nope, I-I have plans with Joey."
77517, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
77518, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,What are they?
77519, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Rachel,
77520, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,Joey kicked me out of the car on the George Washington bridge!
77521, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica," Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?"
77522, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,There we go!
77523, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,You did?
77524, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,I don't sound like that.
77525, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,How long?
77526, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Rachel,"Uh, I’m just, I’m just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?"
77527, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,"This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?"
77528, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,"Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?"
77529, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"Oh, I didn't go to college."
77530, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler," Right. You know what? Actually I just get off the plane, so I�m feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a shower."
77531, Central Perk," Gunther is behind the counter as Ross enters looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,"Yes. Yes. Don’t worry. Everything’s fine. We’ll uh, we’ll see you tomorrow at the wedding."
77532, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel," Joey, why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault."
77533, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey, Stop callin’!!
77534, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Rach, he just saw us."
77535, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross," Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I’m not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend."
77536, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Well, if you don’t have anything to copy, why are you going down there?"
77537, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time."
77538, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,After!!
77539, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.
77540, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night."
77541, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,Oh! Wait-wait!  Is it my bologna sandwich?
77542, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"No, really you’re gonna freeze."
77543, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?"
77544, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Yes it is too slutty! 
77545, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Uh, hello, it’s third down."
77546, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Monica, What’s so funny?
77547, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, that's fine, no."
77548, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica," If someone wants to give us a present, we don’t want to deprive them of that joy."
77549, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross, Chandler. I sensed it was you.
77550, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Monica,"We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves."
77551, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Phoebe,Oh. 
77552, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,What are you doing?
77553, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,"Joey, we have something to tell you."
77554, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe, You work with robots!!
77555, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?"
77556, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,I understand.
77557, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, bye."
77558, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"You know what, Ross? I think we're gonna take off too."
77559, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?"
77560, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, please!"
77561, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Monica,"So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?"
77562, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,Horn-swoggle.
77563, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,"Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it."
77564, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!"
77565, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Ross,"When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet! Who wouldn’t be miserable? I’m telling you when I got her into a dry pair of shoes, she was a totally different person."
77566, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey,Probably wanna know what I'm doing…?
77567, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross, What?! What?
77568, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Yeah, so did I."
77569, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross," Look, I’m sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just don’t want to be divorced three times."
77570, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
77571, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Chandler,And you’re our age. You’re our age.
77572, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Ross,"Ah, actually, I’m sorry we-we probably should get going."
77573, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help."
77574, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. "
77575, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"Oh, I didn't go to college."
77576, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Boy, I love carrots! Oh! "
77577, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Right, right, right, well, she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!"
77578, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,Ready!
77579, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Monica,That was you?!
77580, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,You got a job?
77581, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,It's not my first time.
77582, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,"Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay."
77583, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,"So, you’re not going to Paris."
77584, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,Okay.
77585, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,"No, we’d just like to close them."
77586, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,I have no idea.
77587, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"Well, I will go to the hospital tomorrow, it’ll still be broken then."
77588, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
77589, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,Hi!
77590, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it is the best."
77591, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica..."
77592, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Really? Wh-what's wrong?
77593, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Ross,"Yeah, I’ll take some."
77594, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica, you. This is just something I have to do.
77595, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?"
77596, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Oh that’s great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean it’s like yuck! It’s terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
77597, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan."
77598, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for."
77599, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Hi you guys!
77600, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,What is this?
77601, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Manhattan does not have enough stores.
77602, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,No way!
77603, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, y’know what you should get ‘em? One of those little uh, portable CD players."
77604, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question."
77605, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Oh, great, Are you gonna be ok?"
77606, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,"What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific."
77607, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,"Right! But, none of that compared to how kind and-and how gentle and thoughtful he is. "
77608, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,You've got to be smooth about it.
77609, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,Yes. Yes I do.
77610, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,Where’d you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
77611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be there."
77612, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Rachel,Oh...  Well...
77613, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Monica,"Ok. Hold on.  Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?"
77614, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"I don’t know, I-I was all high."
77615, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Ross,Okay.  You can feel all the bones in your skull.
77616, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. "
77617, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y’know, you think I’ll ever get there?"
77618, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Ross,"All right. All right, I’m gonna do it!"
77619, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Ross,Yeah. He could row like a viking.
77620, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Okay... okay, maybe I will..."
77621, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody."
77622, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"No-no, we do it every year!"
77623, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,
77624, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Well you gotta kiss someone, you can't kiss your sister."
77625, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I can not believe you didn’t tell me!"
77626, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Ross, you don’t have to yell."
77627, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I…"
77628, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"I don’t know, I’d leave it on the changing table?  What?! What’d I do? What’d I do?!"
77629, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica," I’m gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it."
77630, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him."
77631, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,You want me to call her right now?
77632, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,Does it have to be a whole day?
77633, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Thank you judges.
77634, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
77635, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Chandler,Okay.
77636, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.."
77637, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"No, no, don’t. Why don’t we?"
77638, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Joey,What? Me having a job?
77639, Ross',,9,Ross,. Good choice Ross.
77640, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,Is something wrong?
77641, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Wow umm, calm down."
77642, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, this is so exciting! You get your picture back up on the wall of fame! Eek!"
77643, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,"Don’t worry honey, we’ll make yours funnier."
77644, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,You said you’d marry Joey?
77645, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,"Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!"
77646, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe,I am extremely talented!
77647, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,Oh! Did you hear that?! My dad’s proud of me! My dad’s proud of me.
77648, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,"Putting on the sneakers… thought I'd get into a younger mindset, you know, to see if it sparked anything…"
77649, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,Oh.  It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a Nobel Prize and y’know to win one for a massage. Especially after having just won a Tony award for best actress in…
77650, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey.
77651, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Phoebe,"See, there you go, the cleansing works!"
77652, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,You what?
77653, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Brian's Song!
77654, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"Well, there is one way. His window’s open, I say, we poke him."
77655, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Phoebe,Not that often!
77656, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah...
77657, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Well, this is awkward. {See? I told you so.}"
77658, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?
77659, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh no, you’ll have to come."
77660, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,What?
77661, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,"Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!"
77662, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,Oh...  Little heads-up would have been nice.
77663, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Oh that's not bad, Pheebs?"
77664, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,Save it.
77665, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,I'm not a nice guy.
77666, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead."
77667, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. "
77668, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I think it is!"
77669, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Well, he’s very charming."
77670, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Great! Great!  You’re making the bike very happy.
77671, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us."
77672, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,Umm…
77673, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,"Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file. Our last name's Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising."
77674, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"No, just the months you actually want to live here."
77675, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,"Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I’d be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups."
77676, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Phoebe,"Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring."
77677, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Rachel,Hi!
77678, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,Mornin' Pheebs!
77679, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Mine.
77680, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.
77681, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Hello, Paul."
77682, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?"
77683, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,"Yes. And another time after that. Boy I’m getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?"
77684, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,Because he's stealing from me!
77685, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,Maybe I should open a divorced men’s club.
77686, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler,Bye! Thank God
77687, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,You'd already broken up.
77688, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,"Ohh, thank you, thank you, thank you."
77689, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,Yay!
77690, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel," Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?"
77691, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,You’re welcome. 
77692, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Rachel,All right. Be sexy.
77693, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,Hey!
77694, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,Yes! Yes! Unreasonable!
77695, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," Shut up, Joey!"
77696, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,Yay!
77697, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Tickets please!  That’s courtside baby!
77698, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Fine! I’ll call Zurich and move some money around.
77699, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
77700, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,Of course!
77701, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.
77702, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,No you can't. She's yours!
77703, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross, What am I doing?
77704, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Ross,"I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. "
77705, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, Eww are you talking about my bother.
77706, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
77707, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"I can’t! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that I’d wear them all the time, I just can’t give them away!"
77708, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there. And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table."
77709, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Hey, hey, man!"
77710, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Monica,Hey!
77711, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,Hey.
77712, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Timmy was my boyfriend and you made out with him!
77713, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,"Well, this may sound crazy, but there maybe something we could fashion."
77714, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Not you.
77715, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,"Wow, I haven’t seen her for like forever. I wonder if she still carries that Barbie everywhere she goes."
77716, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
77717, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Rachel, Well you didn't hang up either.
77718, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica,
77719, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey,Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
77720, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,"Well, then, I’m okay with being high maintenance."
77721, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Heyyy!! You got the door open!! 
77722, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler," I know, but just let me say it."
77723, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Please, have some!"
77724, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh! Okay, I’m going to have to kick her ass too."
77725, ATM vestibule," Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them, Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head,",1,Chandler,OK.
77726, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,Go get ‘em Treeger.
77727, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Chandler,"What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!"
77728, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,Joey-
77729, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"But Pheebs, y’know you earned it."
77730, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Hey, hey, it’s me. Why can’t you tell me?"
77731, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"No! You guys can’t leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!"
77732, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler,...And what did you bring?
77733, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,Oooh.
77734, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs."
77735, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,You’re a genius!
77736, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"We are four short of a bush-o . God I feel so alive, I love being in the country!"
77737, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Joey,"Yeah, the ah, trees that don’t fulfil their Christmas destiny are thrown in the chipper."
77738, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"Come on, we were great together. And not just at the fun stuff, but like, talking too."
77739, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe, but I don’t think I even care. I don’t think he’s the one I’m sad about. Y’know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don’t think I’m handling it all that well."
77740, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Joey,Has it always been purple?
77741, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,
77742, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,What?
77743, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Yeah, that’s our baby."
77744, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,Need a new table.
77745, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,Hey you too!
77746, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Joey,"Hey, all right!"
77747, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"If like the four of us could all y’know, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emily’s coming into town this weekend, why don’t you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?"
77748, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,Hi Frank.
77749, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Yeah? How much?
77750, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!"
77751, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"No, the other thing. I really think it’s great they work things out."
77752, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,I think face to face.
77753, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
77754, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Wow. Ok.
77755, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica," Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!"
77756, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?"
77757, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
77758, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica, Phyllis is sitting in a chair.
77759, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,She has a real name.
77760, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yes!!! Ha-ha-ha!
77761, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,I know. I know. I’ve feeling…
77762, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings..."
77763, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hey.
77764, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross,"Yeah, a real pleasure."
77765, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, okay. Hi new dad. "
77766, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Well, she-she ob-obviously saw the tire tracks that were leading up to the closed garage."
77767, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Yeah. I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey.
77768, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"Come on, tell me."
77769, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Chandler,"Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day."
77770, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personality—Well, they’re all back! Y’know? And she’s picked up like nine new ones!"
77771, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?"
77772, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris."
77773, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey," I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me!"
77774, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,What is that?
77775, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,Yeah! I'll see ya later! Yeah!
77776, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua!  Yeah, well, that oughta do it."
77777, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"Ross, you know what..."
77778, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe, Are you wearing waterproof mascara?
77779, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,"I'm sorry, man. Hey, y'know what you should do? You should make something happen for yourself. Y'know, like-like write a play. Write a movie! Huh? I mean, what about those Good Will Hunting guys?"
77780, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"But if we win, we get your apartment."
77781, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"""I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now."""
77782, Mattress King," Monica is trying to return her bed,",3,Joey,"All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king."
77783, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Your chair?!
77784, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Chandler,"Yes, you can pass for 19."
77785, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover."
77786, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Ready... GO!
77787, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,And those guys were this  close to lettin’ us play this time too.
77788, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Hi.
77789, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,"That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.  What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?"
77790, Iridium," Monica and Paula are at work,",1,Monica,"I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd."
77791, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,
77792, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Skull?
77793, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Hey-hey, what are those?"
77794, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,But you live here!  You know that.
77795, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,Thank you.
77796, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Wha-
77797, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,What...? Too sensitive to take care of our baby?
77798, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,I see.
77799, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Joey,"Y’know, we don’t have to imagine."
77800, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",9,Chandler,I love you so much.
77801, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?
77802, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,I'm not supposed to tell you!
77803, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,"No, the ‘No Smoking’ sign. There’s no smoking in my Grandmother’s cab."
77804, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica."
77805, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Yeah, I guess."
77806, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,Ah.
77807, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, listen Robert..."
77808, Carol's room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau are there with her,",1,Rachel," Ok, so anyway, you were telling me about Paris, it sounds fascinating."
77809, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,"I know, yeah."
77810, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe,"Why don’t you go up there and ask him to ‘step lightly, please?’"
77811, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,"I know, but ahhhhhh!! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!"
77812, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Yep! That's my thing...
77813, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,That’s not true! 
77814, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party."
77815, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,Pretty good.
77816, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Chandler,We’re you just ten seconds later!
77817, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"Well, I can't say ""hump"" or ""screw"" in front of the B-A-B-Y."
77818, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"Hey, that was really good!"
77819, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"What are you ah, what are you gonna do?"
77820, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?"
77821, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Y’know dad, Chandler is one of Ross’s very best friends!"
77822, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty...."
77823, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe?  By dog not flowers."
77824,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?"
77825, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,Definitely!
77826, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!"
77827, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Joey,"I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief."
77828, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,Hm-mmm.
77829, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,Y’know?
77830, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,"Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!"
77831, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,You want me to lie to Chandler?
77832, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"No, whatever! Anything!"
77833, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
77834, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this."
77835, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,I love that movie. 
77836, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule."
77837, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night."
77838, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,"I’d say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh…"
77839, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Ok, you got it!"
77840, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, thanks. And listen, can you do me a favor? Could you just umm, wake me up in a couple hours, y’know if you can."
77841, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,"You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."
77842, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the black chairs,",3,Chandler,"So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?"
77843, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,And then for forgetting to invite you to it.
77844, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Are you calling me selfish?!
77845, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So do them for free.
77846, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica," Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?"
77847, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right"
77848, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,Oh.
77849, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.
77850, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,"Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?"
77851, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Phoebe!
77852, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,It’s horrible.
77853, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Eh, what are you gonna do?"
77854, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,And um...You look nice today.
77855, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,What?!
77856, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Yes. Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the presentation. I actually made a few changes, but I think I'm caught up on everything. So ask me anything!"
77857, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Look, what do you want me to say?"
77858, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!"
77859, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,Hey! 
77860, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"... Ok, who is this?"
77861, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Sorry, the first guy runs the lips."
77862, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Ha! See, I knew, I knew you’d get it on the first guess. Isn’t it cool! It’s an apothecary table."
77863, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
77864, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Joey,
77865, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Okay! 
77866, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,No reason.
77867, The laundromat,,1,Ross,"Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone."
77868, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler, We didn’t play it!!
77869, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Phoebe,Yeah! You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.
77870, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Rach?
77871, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Oh that.
77872, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well, what happened?"
77873, Central Perk,,9,Joey," EH, what do you know!"
77874, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid Burger King comet!
77875, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,"Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?"
77876, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Joey,"I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! "
77877, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Yay!
77878, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Well, freaked. ‘Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alice’s like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket."
77879, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, hi, Kim."
77880, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler."
77881, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel,"Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room."
77882, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Sure, is she married?"
77883, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"You need that, you need that too ‘cause obviously, a thief could just tear this up. "
77884, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Okay... okay, maybe I will..."
77885, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,What's wrong? Are you okay?
77886, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel,"You guys, there’s a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!"
77887, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!"
77888, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Ross,"Come on, two on one."
77889, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,"Hmmm? Yeah. So, um, is she fat?"
77890, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Who cares? It’s a stupid game.
77891, Central Perk," the gang’s putting their coats on to leave,",3,Joey,"Phew, close one."
77892, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?"
77893, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler," Hey guys, what are you doing?"
77894, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah."
77895, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Thanks Rach.
77896, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"I just wanna say good-bye to you guys and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15."
77897, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,
77898, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, she sounded pretty upset to me."
77899, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!"
77900, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Oh, y'know, it’s just like hats, and a shirt, and CD’s, just sort of stuff that you’ve left here."
77901, Mac’s Office," Mac is talking to C,H,E,E,S,E, about their case,",6,Joey,"You got it! And the rabbi’s beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.!  Wayne! Wayne!!"
77902, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,I’m Rachel Green.
77903, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,I—They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
77904, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,"Oh, of course, it's so nice to see you again, Zack!"
77905, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey. Oh, I’m sorry, this is Cailin."
77906, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, that's it?  A great idea! Oh yeah."
77907, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel, Yeah. Gotcha.
77908, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, god, the last time I babysat them, they did the funniest thing.."
77909, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,"Bye, momi-moo."
77910, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Phoebe,Where are you going?
77911, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,No.
77912, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"What if I have babies, okay? I mean I’m gonna look different. I’m okay with that, but I’m not sure that you are!"
77913, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,"Look, don't you think that will be a little weird?"
77914, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,It's too late for apologies.
77915, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,Hey!
77916, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Rachel,What does she mean?
77917, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"Joshua…guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda…y’know."
77918, The slot machines," we see some guy not having any luck, Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song, Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage, She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there, Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins,",5,Phoebe,How about we talk about this over dinner?
77919, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh! Okay, I’m going to have to kick her ass too."
77920, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,Thanks. Oh.
77921, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey,"Face to face, yeah!"
77922, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,"No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?"
77923, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,That is the most ridiculous...
77924, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,
77925, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"No! No, the robots just work for them."
77926, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,Oh!  Really?!
77927, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross,"All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application."
77928, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross, I'm good.
77929, Central Perk, Phoebe and Mike enter,10,Phoebe,"And if that guy at the charity gives us a hard time, my friend hasn't shot "
77930, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,Hey.
77931, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"It’s okay honey, you’ll find a name."
77932, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Monica,You’re kidding!
77933, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel, Four.
77934, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"This is what I’ve got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor."
77935, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, don’t call him that! His name is Spackel Back Harry!"
77936, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,So what are you gonna do?
77937, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Monica,You said your boss wants to buy your baby?!
77938, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well."
77939, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Thanks!  Ugh, I can’t believe you’re not gonna be there!"
77940, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross, I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?!
77941, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe, Okay.
77942, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,There just don't happen to be any women in our games.
77943, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"You know what? This is a bad idea. Forget it. Forget it, and listen, do me a favor, this conversation was between you and me."
77944, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Monica had lunch with Richard.
77945, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you."
77946, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,yeah I didn't disguise that very well did i.
77947, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler,I'm not playing with you.
77948, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn’t you start feeling silly?"
77949, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,How do you do that?
77950, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe," What, what is that?"
77951, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Yeah.
77952, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Phoebe,"No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, that’s just gonna mess them up."
77953, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,No you don’t.
77954, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Y’know, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts."
77955, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,Hi!
77956, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Come on Pheebs, it’s not that bad! Y’know most people would be excited if they didn’t have to work for a couple of weeks."
77957, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,Wow. That is not a happy hi.
77958, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
77959, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,A card! A card! I pick a card!
77960, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Oh my, would you look at that! "
77961, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you."
77962, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
77963, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"Well, that’s okay dad, we-we can wait until later."
77964, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,"Hey, finished my recommendation.  Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn."
77965, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking,",4,Monica,I can’t believe we’re living here!
77966, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Chandler,"That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!"
77967, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Phoebe,Uh-huh.
77968, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,"Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?"
77969, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Chandler,We are. He’s meeting us here.
77970, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,"My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guy that worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon."
77971, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,One.
77972, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,"Okay.  God well, we gotta go back and get them!"
77973, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Ross,"That’s okay, I’m cool over here. I’ll catch up with you later, Joey. "
77974, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Monica,What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
77975, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"I'm sorry but, ow-owww-owww!"
77976, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Joey,"I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her."
77977, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Rachel,That is the Coast Guard.
77978, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Monica,It is going to be okay!  It was worth a shot.
77979, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"And um, excuse me, he helps me."
77980, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Ross,"No, no you don't understand the animal hospital is way across town he's choking I don't know what else to do."
77981, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Okay,  Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah."
77982, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Ross,"Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities."
77983, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!
77984, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore."
77985, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, I don’t, I don’t really wanna play."
77986, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,In the hospital.
77987, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?
77988, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Joey,Shut up!
77989, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
77990, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"I know, but look at me all tan."
77991, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend."
77992, Central Perk," Phoebe is coaching Chandler on how to break up with Janice,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, you can do this. It's just like pulling off a Band-aid. Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed."
77993, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross," No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!"
77994, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Wait a minute!  My last Kit-Kat bar!
77995, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,Hi!  Excuse us.
77996, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
77997, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Joey,Saw a girl with that vest.
77998, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
77999, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross, There he is!!
78000, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you came on to Ross!"
78001, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,You slept with my sister?
78002, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,Ross said he died.
78003, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,"No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!"
78004, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
78005, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"Ooh, ooh, I know! We should pool all own money and buy the Knicks!"
78006, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I actually don’t know..."
78007, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
78008, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"See, I’m not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?"
78009, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,"Oh wow, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I’m just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship."
78010, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,Is it okay for me to come in now?
78011, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,"I can’t do it. I’m sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me...."
78012, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,Okay!
78013, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Ha-ha!
78014, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,Sorry.
78015, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,Hey!
78016, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong."
78017, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Okay...
78018, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,You kidding? You’re the most beautiful woman in most rooms…  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What’s going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
78019, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what? There's only one way I'm leaving this hotel room."
78020, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Man, I gotta get a kid. "
78021, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,"Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap."
78022, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Oh so-so not really never.
78023, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Joey! Joe! 
78024, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross, Okay dad.
78025, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,I think I should get the chair!
78026, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was ""My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."""
78027, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,Ohh! Okay!
78028, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
78029, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joey’s room and he was sleeping…
78030, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,"No, you said the baby creeps you out."
78031, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
78032, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Well, well I can up with it!"
78033, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe, Hey.
78034, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,Hi.
78035, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Ohhh!
78036, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, ""Ha-ha! Gotcha!"""
78037, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Well I guess it’s okay to open one more if it’s part of a set. Y’know, it’s probably this one. "
78038, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,One.
78039, Madison Square Garden," Mike and Phoebe are walking to their seats,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s the worst way to propose!"
78040, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Emily.
78041, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like ""oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape"" and you're gonna be all like ""oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"""
78042, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?"
78043, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,A pen.
78044, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Ross, Hi!
78045, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,Yay.
78046, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,So I guess it’s Joey then!
78047, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Rachel,Oh.
78048, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Ooh! Calm down ...
78049, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,But I didn't get to shape my belly like a bowl full of jelly.
78050, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, and directing."
78051, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,I love it!!
78052, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross," No! No, I won’t! I’ll be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists."
78053, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Oh wow. Are you in trouble.
78054, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"All right fine. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ve just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger."
78055, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler,"Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if you’re not careful you may not get married at all this year!"
78056, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Hey, you touch that and you will be sorry."
78057, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I don’t care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she’s totally freaked out!
78058, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.
78059, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"
78060, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,"Not like that, I won't! "
78061, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,Hey that’s what I tell girls about me.
78062, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
78063, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,What?
78064, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller-skating party."
78065, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,I know.
78066, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,"Yeah, come on, we can be guys!"
78067, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Ross,"Oh, man, I'm not going to be able to handle this.  Now I know how my students feel at the end of each year. And why they act out by giving me such bad evaluations."
78068, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Joey,What? Mine aren’t tinted.
78069, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?"
78070, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?"
78071, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,Surprise…
78072, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?"
78073, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,"So from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! Y'know I-I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!"
78074, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing."
78075, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah."
78076, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody! You’re a great catch! Y’know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn’t have to lie once. "
78077, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,We talked 'til like two. It was this perfect evening... more or less.
78078, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Chandler, why would you do that?"
78079, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,"No, no, really, I’ve got to take the car back anyway, I’m spending all day tomorrow with Ben, It’s fine, no guilt I promise."
78080, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Joey,"Yeah, all right. "
78081, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,"Mon, look who I ran into! "
78082, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Oh… Uh…
78083, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!"
78084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,With my alignment. I’ve got one leg shorter than the other.
78085, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Joey,"No, but he's..."
78086, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler,L-leaving my troubles behind?
78087, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"You're welcome. And thank you for ""Science Boy"". I learned a lot from him "
78088, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,Well what am I supposed to do?
78089, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?"
78090, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica, Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
78091, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica, Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!
78092, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,"All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category."
78093, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!"
78094, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Right here! 
78095, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Ross,"Well, I don’t think we are gonna have that problem, but maybe that’s just because I am not emotionally unavailable!"
78096, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh nothing I… Sorry, I just can’t stop crying."
78097, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,What are you gonna do?
78098, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Listen, you know how uh, when you’re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?"
78099, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Joey,"Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!"
78100, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Me too. I mean I…haven’t thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
78101, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,What?
78102, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler, Is this him?
78103, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Your mother told you this?
78104, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,Oh. 
78105, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Y’know Richard…you are a good guy.
78106, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,
78107, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh my God, Monica’s gonna go out with a millionaire."
78108, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps?  What were the things you said?
78109, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Right, totally."
78110, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Ross,Not so good.
78111, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,You think?
78112, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Phoebe,I’m telling you he’s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
78113, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it."
78114, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,"Okay, pick a card."
78115, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Monica,Thank you. My hair is very amused.
78116, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?"
78117, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, Rachel!"
78118, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,"Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story."
78119, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Had the money in the wrong hand. 
78120, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,"No, things are fine with Kathy. I’m having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey."
78121, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
78122, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,No.
78123, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Joey,Sperm or regular?
78124, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,All my energy is going into not asking that question. I can’t believe I screwed this up!
78125, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,"Oh, well... That had been your window."
78126, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,Yeah that's better than my way.
78127, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Hey.
78128, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Hey Chandler, there’s a party tomorrow, you’ll feel better then."
78129, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey, Hey Monica!
78130, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,it's...
78131, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,"Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love."
78132, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,"All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!"
78133, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable."
78134, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know, five hundred dollars?"
78135, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,What?! 
78136, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,"Uh, what was that?"
78137, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,Me too!
78138, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,It’s a dog.
78139, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Phoebe,Where do you think Mike really is? 
78140, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,Ok.
78141, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,What are you talking about?
78142, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross," B, B, B, B, B!"
78143, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,
78144, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Phoebe, And this?
78145, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"No, these are my pants."
78146, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Monica,You have to tell David!
78147, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Ross,You’re looking!
78148, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Chandler,That's not funny.
78149, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,I know. 
78150, Central Perk,,9,Joey,If you want I could loan you some money?
78151, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I did."
78152, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm anything but a dropper. "
78153, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,You're sure? You're absolutely sure?
78154, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Uh-huh
78155, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,It's a baby chick and duck!
78156, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,Okay.
78157, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Ross,What? What? What? What is it?
78158, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,"No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur."
78159, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler, What are you doing here?
78160, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel, She didn't hang up either...
78161, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Yeah—Oh that’s right. You, you always wanted me too. Hey, I see you got your mustache back."
78162, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Chandler, We're very happy for you.
78163, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,"Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!"
78164, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,"Well, in my defense, you were not supposed to tell each other."
78165, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,So they're going on dates? When?
78166, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,
78167, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Air hole! Air hole!! 
78168, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack."
78169, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,"Pheebs, you’re talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and it’s all for somebody else!"
78170, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,That’s so sweet.
78171, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all! Plus, I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!"
78172, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Ross,"Exactly, it’ll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party."
78173, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,
78174, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?"
78175, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Okay!
78176, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Oh please, he didn’t hear it! He didn’t hear it!!"
78177, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,"No, I’ll think about it. Yeah."
78178, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,What’s this?
78179, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,Chandler! Everyone--no one's eating my Tuscan finger food 'cause they're all filling up on Phoebe's snow cones!
78180, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Monica,Are you serious?  Oh my God.
78181, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
78182, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Monica," Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don’t worry about it!"
78183, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Okay! Why?!
78184, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!"
78185, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica," Quick, take off your dress, he won’t notice the bed."
78186, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,What kind of smell?
78187, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!"
78188, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Monica,I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
78189, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Oh, thank God!"
78190, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,Sense the tone! No that kid Nate got it.
78191, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler,This is what I want to do.
78192, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I know.
78193, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Joey,"I want this part so much! Y’know? If I don’t get this part I’m never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!—No, I didn’t say that! That’s a lie."
78194, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Okay fine, what do you have?"
78195, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,Yeah.
78196, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Monica,Okay.
78197, Ross's apartment," Cassie is eating dinner and Ross is pacing behind her because of what she’s eating,",7,Ross,"Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you ‘til you cried?  We’re probably too old to do that now."
78198, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, sure. Umm…here. "
78199, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah! You really—You look great.
78200, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, most of it it's a place packed with confused angry baseball fans!"
78201, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, ...and I really think it should be me.
78202, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I just get a little bummed when my birthday's over."
78203, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Ross,"Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything."
78204, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,"All right, y’know what? Forget it, all of you forget it! You’ve ruined it! Go home! You’ve ruined it! You’ve ruined it!"
78205, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
78206, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh..."
78207, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!
78208, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
78209, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman."
78210, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,What’s the other one?
78211, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,What's goin' on?
78212, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,"Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh! "
78213, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,"46. Wow! Who's well educated now, Mr. I-forgot-ten-states?"
78214, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,Is it the same thing that Chandler had?
78215, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Monica,"Oh, sorry!"
78216, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Hey!
78217, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Joey,She really said that?
78218, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,"Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job.  Like you’d believe that. This sucks!"
78219, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,Hey... there's sensitive... and there is too sensitive.
78220, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,You're kidding!
78221, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,That.
78222, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Okay so listen I’m gonna go lay down.
78223, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,
78224, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,I know!
78225, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross, I’ll try to control myself.
78226, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,And what did she say?
78227, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey,Of course!! 
78228, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Rach, what uh, what are you doing here?"
78229, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross," NO! No, no!"
78230, After dinner,,3,Ross,"The carbon, it’s messy, I mean it gets on your fingers and causes, the, the ah, night blindness."
78231, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"All right, we haven’t had sex yet. Okay, what’s the big deal? Y’know? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level."
78232, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"You are right there with Emily. And it’s y’know, it’s kinda like…. it’s a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes."
78233, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,"I don't know, I'm very tired."
78234, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Hey you guys.
78235, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,Whose little ball of paper is this?!
78236, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,I always loved that!!
78237, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"I'd take you out for a romantic night. Some champagne, fancy dinner, feel you up on the carriage ride home..."
78238, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that�s true."
78239, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Ahh yes, the messers become the messies!"
78240, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?"
78241, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"No, I don’t see it!"
78242, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,"No it’s umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, I’m gonna go guys."
78243, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,"Oh, ah with who?"
78244, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
78245, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,Why would she do that?
78246, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Great! Monica’s moving!
78247, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler, New York is awesome!
78248, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,"Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000."
78249, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Rachel,"I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, ""I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours."" And he said, ""Laundry? Is that my new nickname?"" And you said, ""No! You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."""
78250, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, you’ve got almost an entire turkey to eat."
78251, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross, Thanks man.
78252, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"I hear ya.  But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!"
78253, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,So I got it when I was 13...
78254, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,Well…let’s just say…  Rosss caaaaan!
78255, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,It-it’s great to meet you Paul.
78256, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"Oh because it doesn’t…really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings."
78257, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Isn't this great?
78258, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Okay let’s put aside that you  ""accidentally"" proposed to Rachel."
78259, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,"Okay, well, we won that one."
78260, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,"Oh, okay. Uhh, well let’s see. "
78261, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Oh Phoebe, listen. Well, I think we gotta go. This place is really freaking me out. I've been watching this guy over there, I don't think he came with a kid!"
78262, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,"Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back-  come here, Marcel-"
78263, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily,  honey, okay?"
78264, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
78265, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn’t understand the question.
78266, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Oh no, I can’t. I got a date."
78267, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasn’t clear! I’m really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? There’s absolutely no rush."
78268, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,What?
78269, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,I think Chandler’s gone. 
78270, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,Then I’m gonna have to ask you to keep it down. 
78271, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special.  Y’know, technically we still are over international waters."
78272, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",5,Ross," Come on, it's fun!"
78273, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,"No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice."
78274, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Phoebe,"I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!"
78275, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Hey! Joey! 
78276, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"Oh, because we love kids. Love ‘em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law."
78277, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,"Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, I’ll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye."
78278, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,No.
78279, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey," Hey, here you go."
78280, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Monica,Maybe he's bothering you so much because he likes you. It's like in first grade when Skippy Langwild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me?
78281, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,"Well to tell you the truth, they uh,  they had a problem with the bag!"
78282, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica," Please.. please, we are so close."
78283, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"Yeah.  Oh no wait, I’m not an nine-year-old girl."
78284, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,
78285, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Phoebe,More than I wanna get married.
78286, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,"Well yeah, sure, what’s up?"
78287, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,Right!
78288, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ok, this is not about the MONEY, ok? It's about... it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us... the hollow shells."
78289, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,"Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade!"
78290, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again."
78291, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
78292, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,Ohh.
78293, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh."
78294, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Hey.
78295, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you.  What do you say... want to waste another buck?"
78296, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,…now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
78297, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,All right. All right.
78298, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, I’ll do that. So who gets to be yours?"
78299, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Well... but David, just... I just want you to know that... that... you know... telling you this... is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do."
78300, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"I know! It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisoning habit!"
78301, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,They did it right there on the couch.
78302, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know."
78303, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,How about the place settings?
78304, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"I may have to, I hate to do it, but I’m the star! Y’know? There’s a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.  Joey Tribbiani."
78305, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,"Okay Bob listen uhh, I’m the reason you didn’t get the job up here."
78306, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,Hi!
78307, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Nope.
78308, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"No, no. It-it’s not about the swearing, it’s more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock."
78309, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey, How you doin?
78310, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,Can I use.. either thumb?
78311, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,Joey!
78312, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be.  Yeah."
78313, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,"She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend."
78314, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!"
78315, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Come on Rach, come on. Let’s see what’s it like to be on a winning team for a change."
78316, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,"There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasn’t so scary, was it?"
78317, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,"No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. "
78318, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Are you kidding?!
78319, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well, I've been better."
78320, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"And it could be soon. I mean, think about it right now, somewhere out there  our baby could be being conceived."
78321, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, and y’know what? I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass."
78322, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags! 
78323, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,"Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, ‘cause that’s not where you want to skimp."
78324, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Ah….
78325, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.
78326, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!"
78327, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,I'm in college and I'm in a band.
78328, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler," Alright, the truth is, I soiled myself during some turbulences."
78329, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,Amazing!
78330, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,Alright fine. I'll do it.
78331, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey, So the Porsche guy took his car back.
78332, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"Yes, and grumpy."
78333, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel, And you were at this job for four years?
78334, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
78335, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Pheebs, I'm so sorry."
78336, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, Sebastian, do you do any volunteer work?"
78337, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,The comedian? USO?!
78338, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,"Well… Well, great."
78339, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing."
78340, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"So, I�m, I�m probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?"
78341, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that y’know, you shared your feelings. It’s really, it’s beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?"
78342, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,We’re back!
78343, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,That's the rule.
78344, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,Come on you gotta have one!
78345, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Chandler,We have to leave for New York in an hour.
78346, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,What?
78347, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler,I don’t think so.
78348, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"But again, Simmons. Go on."
78349, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Joey,"No, I’m not sleeping with your friend Jane again."
78350, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,"I’m sorry, sweetie. "
78351, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Oh man! Now she’s gonna start all over! We’re never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
78352, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Chandler,Yeah!
78353, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!"
78354, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,So what-what is the exhibit.
78355, Gary and Phoebe's apartment," it's morning and they're both waking up in bed,",5,Phoebe,"I like waking up with you too.  Oh, I can stay here all day."
78356, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Ross,"No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?"
78357, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Chandler, Hello?
78358, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,"Actually, it wasn’t that close."
78359, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Chandler, Hello.
78360, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Hey!
78361, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Ross,"Unless…  You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, I’m not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!"
78362, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,Yes!!
78363, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross, Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
78364, The Hospital," Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive,   They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney,",1,Rachel,Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
78365, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross,Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
78366, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Of course!
78367, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,"Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. "
78368, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,"I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so..."
78369, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Well yeah-yeah the Scottish history is so much more…
78370, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Phoebe,Because I cared enough to lie!
78371, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,I-I forgot my underwear. 
78372, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Okay, I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow."
78373, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl."
78374, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Hey, what's going on Joe?"
78375, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"He’s right though, the ’74 is absolute piss."
78376, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey,That thing was a hazard!  I’m very safety conscious.
78377, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I-I-I think so.  Yeah, I-I think so..."
78378, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel, Okay.
78379, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey, What is the matter with you?!
78380, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
78381, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"No, happy for you! "
78382, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,Noooo!!
78383, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,I - I don't think I can.
78384, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,What?! What else did you do?
78385, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Joey! You’re doing great!
78386, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,Me too. Come here. 
78387, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
78388, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica," he has to work, there's some rush on the big  ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job."
78389, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting reading a book and hears the bed in Joey's room creaking, and does a 'Oh no, not again' look on his face,",3,Joey, WHOAA!!
78390, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Oh yes you can. You just make the faces and the noises. 
78391, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,All right.
78392, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,What?! Why did you do that?
78393, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
78394, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,I do not have baby fever!
78395, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,"I can an A? In-in school?  Hey, I’m a dork."
78396, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Chandler, How are you feeling?
78397, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,Wow. That is not a happy hi.
78398, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Chandler,"Hey, mister tux!"
78399, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Here you go. 
78400, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"That’s sweet, honey, but save something for the adoption Lady."
78401, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I've never gone this fast before."
78402, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,"Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn’t happened yet, but we’re all very excited."
78403, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I can’t believe this!"
78404, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,Gimme the this!
78405, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number!  And not the one on the menu!"
78406, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,Yes.
78407, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,Huh? Ooh  you mean like a… Huh?
78408, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Ross,I’ve never walked down the aisle knowing it can’t end in divorce.
78409, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,For how long?
78410, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Phoebe,"Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies."
78411, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,Is that what I want?
78412, A street," Ross and Emily are walking home from a date,",4,Ross,Cheers!
78413, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,"No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!"
78414, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,
78415, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,"Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again."
78416, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Nothing. Nothing nothing nothing.
78417, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,No problem.
78418, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Phoebe,That’s what I said.
78419, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Joey,"It was, yeah. I kind of don't want it to end. Hey, you wanna come in for a drink and a bite of corsage?"
78420, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.
78421, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica," Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account."
78422, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,Dealer takes two.  What do you bet?
78423, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,Yeah.
78424, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,
78425, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Good.  Uh honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really?"
78426, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,Hey Pheebs...
78427, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Hey!
78428, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Yeah, he did!  Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!"
78429, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Ah, the ""I'm sorry I rejected you"" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys.  Hey, Steve."
78430, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"No, I can’t get it out."
78431, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, I…I d—"
78432, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order."
78433, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey,"Well anyway, I'm glad you're back, I really need your help."
78434, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Well, if it makes you feel any better, I made a fool out of myself."
78435, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel," Hey, who's Phoebe with?"
78436, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,That’s a hernia.
78437, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,Scared? Happy?
78438, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey," Hey all right, Ross came as doody."
78439, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Hi…dad.
78440, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Well, uh y’know, our guy works with Chandler and he’s really nice and smart and he’s a great dresser!"
78441, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Chandler,"Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, we’d really appreciate it. "
78442, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross,
78443, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Well, I guess that's it."
78444, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Well-well, I don’t know Ross—really?"
78445, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Okay, bye."
78446, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, we’ll be down in like five minutes."
78447, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel," Ohhhhh, don't be mad..."
78448, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Joey," Y’know, something a little snugglyer?"
78449, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,"Look, Monica…"
78450, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,How do you feel?
78451, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"I’m just trying to find the right moment, you know?"
78452, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know. It’s a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?"
78453, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,"Please, he refers to me as ‘wethead’."
78454, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey,"Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?"
78455, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,So how did you know Francis?
78456, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,I'm so sorry...
78457, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,So... what do you say?
78458, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,Her what?
78459, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,How did that happen?
78460, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel,"Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie."
78461, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,I see.
78462, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on?  Is somebody pregnant?
78463, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Monica,You had a salad.
78464, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Monica,"Uhm, we just wanna give you a heads-up. Bill and Colleen hate us."
78465, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"Here we come, walkin' down the—this doesn't smell like Mom's."
78466, The Spa Reception, Phoebe walks in,9,Phoebe,"Rachel Green?  Son of a bitch, she came back?"
78467, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,"Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid."
78468, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,What-what-what is so funny?
78469, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,"Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs don’t mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig not even a pig that’s good at sports!"
78470, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel," Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!"
78471, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Phoebe,That's a bird!
78472, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,In your atlas!
78473, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,Why? Is it because I'm friends with Phoebe?
78474, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,"Yeah, you’re great! Okay, let’s take it from…"
78475, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey," That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time."
78476, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah, definitely."
78477, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,"Okay, this one I like!"
78478, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica, You're not on TV.
78479, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?"
78480, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,"Alright, well, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work."
78481, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, from the top, people!"
78482, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Ahh, I don’t believe you. I think you don’t want them to see you begging me. "
78483, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Hello baby girl.
78484, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
78485, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler, What!? Of course I did!
78486, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,It sure is.
78487, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Oh?
78488, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Alright.  Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um..."
78489, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Monica,"See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere."
78490, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,"So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?"
78491, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you’re gonna ruin it!"
78492, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,How did the job stuff go?
78493, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,Oh that’s right. There’s a lot going on here and I think I ate some bad fruit earlier.
78494, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, you never heard of them?"
78495, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey,Yeah.
78496, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"I can see the headline now ""Lottery winners' friend filled with regret eats own arm""."
78497, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,Is that a problem?
78498, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Phoebe,"I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother."
78499, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,"Yeah, okay."
78500, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross, Hi.
78501, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,"There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah, I never worked at one."
78502, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,"Oh, sure! I’m sure."
78503, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Thank you for bringing her into our lives.
78504, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Ross,Pffhah.
78505, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,You would think!
78506, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,ok
78507, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot."
78508, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler,"Okay, great."
78509, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"Well y'know, we have 7 people and like 10 pizzas, what do you think?"
78510, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
78511, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Hey listen I uh, talked to Chandler, sorry about the movie."
78512, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Joey,Hey! How is New England not a state? Huh? They have a sports-team!
78513, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel, I try...
78514, The hallway,,10,Monica, I am scrappy.
78515, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
78516, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,Oh! Ow! 
78517, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Joey,"Oh, that poor bastard."
78518, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,Well? Isn't that amazing?
78519, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Well yeah! But now that I know that you’re having these thoughts, I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink."
78520, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it."
78521, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Rachel,Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
78522, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,
78523, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
78524, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey," Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!"
78525, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,Do you feel it too?
78526, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Monica,"Well if Ted Kopel talked about his coworkers botched boob jobs, I would."
78527, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"Oh no! That-that’ll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Y’know what? I’m buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, it’s in my pocket."
78528, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,"Hey, Rach!"
78529, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"Monica- Hi! Um, Monica, you're scaring me. I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly. And not-not in a good way."
78530, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,Really? Your work laugh?
78531, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Rachel,What is it?
78532, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,"Wait, how long?"
78533, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Ross,Let me see that!  Oh man!
78534, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel,"But, but?"
78535, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica,Okay. 
78536, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve."
78537, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, What are you doing?
78538, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Ross,"Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too."
78539, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross,"It's, it's, it's, uh, a totally diferent situation! It's, it's apples and oranges, it's, it's orthodontists and lesbi- I gotta go."
78540, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course."
78541, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,I think I’ll help her out.  What is going on here?
78542, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"No-no, it's not that, it's just… I-I just moved in."
78543, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Go ahead.
78544, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Phoebe,"Still, he had to find out sometime."
78545, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Chandler,"Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!"
78546, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Really? Why?
78547, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Rachel,"I… Well, I don’t think they need any help."
78548, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,Hey! It is unacceptable that you two would have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
78549, In the hall,,9,Monica,You wanna fool around with Joey?
78550, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Chandler," No, I’m not!"
78551, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,"Come on baby, come on!"
78552, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Oh, all blank, and no blank, make’s blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!"
78553, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Monica,Wendy? -- That sounds like a girl's name.
78554, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
78555, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel," Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am not in the mood to be hit on right now! But if you give me your number I will call you some other time."
78556, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel," Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!"
78557, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross,Oh. 
78558, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key."
78559, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,"Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!"
78560, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Okay, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth, so don't touch yourself in the next 48 hours."
78561, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!
78562, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Yeah I get that.
78563, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Rachel,"Eavesdropping. Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down."
78564, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Hi Paul!
78565, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other…"
78566, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel, Ross! Stop it! Come on!
78567, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,"I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back."
78568, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
78569, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?"
78570, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,Alright.
78571, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Oh, that’s sweet."
78572, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Have at it.
78573, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,I don't want a cat!
78574, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross, Chloe? Hi..
78575, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, you too."
78576, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,Hey!
78577, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Well, actually it's just from me."
78578, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,So you two are really serious?!
78579, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, tough call."
78580, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,What?
78581, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,Oh yeah! What was his superpower again?
78582, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?"
78583, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with Chip Matthews?"
78584, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,I do! I’m a professional chef!  Oh relax! It’s not a courtroom drama!
78585, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica," Okay. So, which boxes are mine?"
78586, Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,What? How come that you don't have to go!
78587, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Oh, if she jumps, I get her tickets."
78588, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,Sure!
78589, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,Okay. Head Ross! Head Ross! Head Ross!
78590, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,Give them to me.
78591, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing, with everyone else present,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
78592, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. "
78593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,"Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?"
78594, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,What is that?
78595, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross,Hi!
78596, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Hi!
78597, Central Perk,,9,Joey,MIKE!!!
78598, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Ross,The small one.
78599, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,Come on Rach! No one saw me take it! There was a whole table full of ‘em.
78600, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Sure, everybody loves a kidder."
78601, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,"Hey-hey, Ross?"
78602, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,That’s right.
78603, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,What?!
78604, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",4,Rachel,"Hi, I’m Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?"
78605, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,That's a... pla-an.
78606, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Joey, look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?"
78607, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,But I didn't.
78608, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,Right. And with who again? 
78609, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, ok, which one?"
78610, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Uh-uh. Ok. What time is that.
78611, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,Stop!
78612, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Okay, how about the fact that he's engaged to another woman, who just happens to be your ex-best friend?"
78613, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Joey,It’s better! You can’t go to a museum in your underwear!
78614, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica, Why not?
78615, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler, Really?
78616, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Ross,And here's little Ben nodding off...
78617, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didn’t want you to worry about me. But, I’m having surgery today."
78618, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, ""Must go out today,"" and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy."
78619, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,I’m gonna be a father.
78620, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Well, it's like that. With feelings."
78621, Monica and Chandler’s bathroom," the scene is continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Just for the future, this is hardly a commercial for it."
78622, The Department Store," Joey is trying to sell some cologne,",2,Joey, Bijan for men?!
78623, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe,You have a... You have a date? With who?
78624, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,What about Ben?
78625, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,See you guys later.
78626, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,"Yeah-yeah I uh, I have a uh, a guy problem."
78627, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,Hey Bobby.
78628, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,Really?!
78629, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,What’s up?
78630, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"No, that’s VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…"
78631, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Ross," Walls are pretty thin, guys!"
78632, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Monica,You slept with her didn’t you?
78633, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"But you got to be with both of them, right?"
78634, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Yeah, it was pretty traumatic. I was outside St. Marc's Comics… you know, I-I-I was just there minding my own business, you know, seeing what kinda trouble spiderman got into that week- "
78635, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"All right everybody, I know that it's Christmas Eve and you'd rather be with your families, but there's *no* call  -- By the way, you can all call me Chandler."
78636, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross, Phoebe? Phoebe?
78637, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Rachel,The meeting with the guy went great?
78638, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,I’m not vanilla! I’ve done lots of crazy things! I mean I got-I got drunk and married in Vegas!
78639, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Yes! Yes, you’re back in the lead!"
78640, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, ice! I am so in the mood for ice! "
78641, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Ross,What the hell happened on that beach?!
78642, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe, Hey!
78643, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Joey,"Okay, retract the device, retract the device."
78644, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,You look good.
78645, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,"Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?"
78646, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe," All right, so promise you're gonna wait for her to call you?"
78647, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,I’m not crazy about babies. I’m crazy about us.
78648, The Lamaze class," several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducing themselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol, and Susan,",1,Ross,A little.
78649, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay."
78650, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,"Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?"
78651, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,We’re paying for this y’know.
78652, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler, He’s Greek Orthodox.
78653, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Oh yeah!
78654, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here."
78655, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,We're late too! 
78656, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, how did it go?"
78657, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, fine! Take his side! "
78658, Central Perk," They're all sitting there as usual, except Joey, Gunther is serving a nearby table,",9,Joey," Hey guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won."
78659, Central Perk,,9,Ross,You were saying you didn't want to seem stupid.
78660, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,"Well y’know, I’m just-I’m just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!"
78661, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,Gimme a ‘Y!’
78662, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,Oh please!  Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
78663, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I love that but."
78664, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,
78665, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,"Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!"
78666, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,What's that now?
78667, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,I know.
78668, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Okay, y'know what, let’s just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?"
78669, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey, WHAT?!!
78670, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,"Wow, a year and a half ago I didn’t even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too.  Okay. Okay. Stop it, don’t. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?"
78671, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,What?
78672, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, just tell us! We’re not gonna want it!"
78673, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,What are you doing?
78674, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?"
78675, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again."
78676, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,"Yeah. All right, I’ll talk to you later."
78677, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"You’re right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line."
78678, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Every year.
78679, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,Yeah if only it were a sure thing like your 24 state lottery!
78680, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,"Dude, I am sorry about what I said!"
78681, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Don’t worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, ‘cause I’m going to tell the father today."
78682, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Rachel,"Oh, they're firemen guys."
78683, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,How do you even know a woman like that?
78684, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,I cannot believe her.
78685, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,No they can’t! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
78686, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"How, how, um how can you not be going?"
78687, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?"
78688, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,"Maybe, do you need a tissue?"
78689, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,
78690, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, there are no famous Joey’s. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco."
78691, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Oh.  What’s wrong?
78692, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?"
78693, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, yes."
78694, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler, Happy plane-aversary.
78695, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah!
78696, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Um, is it sugarless?"
78697, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!"
78698, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,"Oh I, I don’t-I don’t think that would be the best idea."
78699, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,Hey Rach!
78700, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, what’d you guys do to get up on there?"
78701, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own."
78702, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel," Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?"
78703, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Yeah, yeah."
78704, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe, Yeah!! Let's do that!
78705, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,You changed?
78706, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,I know!
78707, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank."
78708, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler, Humiliating and noble!
78709, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Monica,Wow! It’s like Rachel in High School.
78710, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Well I tried, but people kept coming in and then you took your breast out!"
78711, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,"So uh, what’s your name?"
78712, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?
78713, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Monica,Hey!
78714, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Deal!
78715, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Oh yeah, totally!"
78716, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,"She is lying! And I bet I can prove it. Excuse me.  Okay, here’s the nametag from the restaurant where she works as a waitress! Not a teacher, a waitress. All right, here’s her driver license, this oughta be good, she always lies about this. How old did she say she was?"
78717, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross, You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
78718, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
78719, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,Why have I seen this thing three times?!
78720, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,"Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together."
78721, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Face to face, yeah!"
78722, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Probably shouldn’t touch me.
78723, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,When we were?
78724, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Phoebe,"Everybody, this is Parker, Parker this is…"
78725, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Oh! yeah!
78726, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at  ... 930?? God! Oh, this party was lame ..."
78727, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,All right!
78728, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,OK Thanks.
78729, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Marcel?
78730, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,Yay!
78731, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"All right!! Okay, it was like four years ago. Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad’s cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner...."
78732, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando...
78733, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,I—They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
78734, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,I don’t know.
78735, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Oh sure, yeah, why not? "
78736, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,"Hey, Ross, want some cider?"
78737, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,That sounds great! I’d love to live at Warren’s!! I love Warren! Thank you!
78738, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,What do you mean?
78739, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel," I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see."
78740, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Ooh! Honey, it can't be that hard, I mean, you've been in love before?"
78741, Joey's apartment," Joey is reading a 'Busty Ladies' magazine when Chandler enters,",9,Joey,"I know, right?  Wh... Wh... Why are we doing this?"
78742, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,But the Kit-Kats are all right?!
78743, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe,"We were at the game, and this guy proposed to his girlfriend on the big screen thing..."
78744, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel," He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers."
78745, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,Is that it?
78746, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Phoebe,"So, you’re like a zillionaire? "
78747, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,You like Joey?
78748, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!"
78749, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there."
78750, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Oh, I know. Y’know what, I never would’ve gotten this if it weren’t for you. No really, when I’m with you I’m-I’m like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!"
78751, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Oh God, ohh, okay, y'know what, do you think ah, do you think that you just forget that I told you this?"
78752, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmental"
78753, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,"I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note ""Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"""
78754, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,"So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?"
78755, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Fine, just stop thinking about me."
78756, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either."
78757, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey, What?
78758, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Chandler,You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!
78759, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Yeah... Amy kept kicking me in her sleep yelling ‘Myron, get off!’"
78760, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"So, here we are. Nervous?"
78761, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Ross,Hey!
78762, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Give him money? It was a joke!
78763, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,We didn’t get anything for anyone.
78764, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,"Okay, I know what I have to do. I’ve got to go Red Ross.  Y’know, Red Ross!"
78765, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,Not necessarily...
78766, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Chandler,"They're still just friends, right?"
78767, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!"
78768, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,Chocolate-chip pancakes!
78769, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,I’m sorry but…nothing.
78770, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Wh-what’s that?
78771, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Phoebe,Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! 
78772, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, well I had a similar problem when I lived in Prague."
78773, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Monica," So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War."
78774, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel," Yeah, but I’m pretty sure he’s gay."
78775, Central Perk," Ross, Janine and Chandler are there",6,Ross,"That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing."
78776, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,"Honey, are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?"
78777, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Uh, Joe?"
78778, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Chandler,Ohhhhh!
78779, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Ross,Monica’s pregnant!
78780, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up pbbqqt...."
78781, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?"
78782, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Your good friend?
78783, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey, Hey!
78784, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,"Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like."
78785, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
78786, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent."
78787, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I thought so to until I paper mached one of my eyes shut."
78788, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,What?!!
78789, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
78790, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?"
78791, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,"No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?"
78792, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Chandler,"Ohh, yeah."
78793, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh! Get over it soldier, we've gotta do this!  Ok. Aha! You like that huh?"
78794, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Okay.
78795, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her."
78796, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,It’s my joke.
78797, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Hey, Sophie!"
78798, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, Ross you’re right, I don’t know why I always thought this was real grass."
78799, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Joey,"Are you kidding me? I’m great! Yeah, I’m uh; I’m better than great. I am good. And now that she’s gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldn’t do before. Y’know? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Y’know? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Y’know? I like being on my own, I’m uh, better off this way. I’m uh, a lone wolf. Y’know? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! "
78800, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"I just, I feel, I-I just..."
78801, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,I don’t know.  A cowboy theme?
78802, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,I love you.
78803, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ooh, great! Just the reaction I was hoping for."
78804, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.
78805, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,I’ll give up my ticket.
78806, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,Friends first? That's interesting.
78807, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, all right. What did I have?"
78808, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Well, sure! Come in!  Well, what-what happened to your girlfriend?"
78809, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.
78810, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,"Okay, so this isn’t a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with…with this lady. Which by the look on your face I’m sure you’ll remember. So we don’t need——There’s no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now."
78811, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?"
78812, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,I’m not arguing with that.
78813, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Ross,What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
78814, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Hey Maureen!  Gosh! Hey uh, Chandler? This is my cousin Maureen."
78815, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah. But I also believed her  when she said I was next.
78816, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,Really? You think?
78817, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done?"
78818, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,How have you been?
78819, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Joey,"It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex."
78820, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,I said no.
78821, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,"I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers."
78822, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it."
78823, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,
78824, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler, Monica!
78825, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé."
78826, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel, What?!
78827, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Dude, you’re not even man enough to order the channel that carries the sport."
78828, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,What? Are you serious?!  Joey smells gas!
78829, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,Sure! Where are the seats?
78830, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way."
78831, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,"One more time, ""Hey, don’t you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?"""
78832, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Which we’re still keeping under our hats!
78833, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,"..so, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it."
78834, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,What?
78835, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Monica,Hey-hey.
78836, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
78837, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Why not?
78838, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Yeah! Right! Okay, I’ll see you guys later.  Woo hoo!"
78839, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah. I was just in there. He introduced himself and the next thing I know, we’re making out. You know."
78840, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out!  Never done this before."
78841, Joey’s bedroom," it’s the middle of the night, he’s waking up and discovers he’s alone in bed,",4,Joey,"Hey, "
78842, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe," Okay, I’ll be out in a second."
78843, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,"Sure. Yeah, he’s kinda sexy."
78844, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica," Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?"
78845, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Honey, no one thinks you’re a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. "
78846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.",7,Rachel,
78847, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Thursday’s clearly not good for ya, pick a day!"
78848, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Okay. Sorry about that… Uh, so where’s C.H.E.E.S.E.?"
78849, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,What?
78850, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,That can’t be your father.
78851, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"Sure, every time, you're such a princess..."
78852, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Here is a book of poetry that I know Monica loves. And-and ohh God this is funny, look, this is a picture of one Halloween where she dressed up as a bride.  Y’know I just thought that maybe they could hold the rings in there."
78853, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,What is that?
78854, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,"No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look.  See look, men, carrying the bag."
78855, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,You’re not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
78856, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,Fine! Fine!  Oh-oh!
78857, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"No. No, see when I first meet somebody it’s uh it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating."
78858, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"No, what?"
78859, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go  from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!"
78860, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel, We have to get her a present?!
78861, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thank you!
78862, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, right, he almost danced me right down that…garbage chute. "
78863, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Ross,We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
78864, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey," Hey, Pheebs! It’s Joey!"
78865, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Monica,What?
78866, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
78867, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Chandler,Okay.
78868, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,Erin.
78869, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils."
78870, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Rachel,To Monica and Chandler... and that knocked up girl in Ohio.
78871, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Monica,"Okay! Oh God, y’know what? It’s really bad."
78872, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,Are you gonna let me play?
78873, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,"Oh honey, I’m sorry."
78874, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Rachel,Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?
78875, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,And you’re still not attracted to him at all?
78876, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Got me.
78877, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,Yes.
78878, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Chandler," Uh-oh, what did she do now?"
78879, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel," Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’m not—it’s just not funny anymore!"
78880, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,It really is.
78881, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Rachel,"Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?"
78882, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"Oh, and I promise, I will not fake it this time."
78883, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,"What?  Great, now I'm having a baby."
78884, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,Thank you. Cha-ching!  And the drinks are on me!
78885, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,Hey!
78886, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up."
78887, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,"Oh, you got me."
78888, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!"
78889, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Ross,Well that I can believe.
78890, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,"Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green!  It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasn’t on purpose! But what you’re during to me now is just plain spiteful!"
78891, Restaurant,,9,Joey, You're leaving too?
78892, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey, What?!
78893, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,"Tell me about it, I feel like I’m holding down the fort all by myself."
78894, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"I’m sorry, did you say cheese?"
78895, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,I can’t say that didn’t hurt. But I’ll take you back Joey Tribbiani.
78896, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey," Hey dude, it’s me."
78897, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel," Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?"
78898, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Well, it’s a set and they should probably stay together."
78899, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,Isn’t that a kind of sushi?
78900, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,I don’t want them to move to a Volvo dealership!
78901, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"Well, let's see... uh... I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop. Why?"
78902, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Rachel,"Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, OK? I cannot be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips, I'm sick of being called 'Excuse me...'"
78903, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone."
78904, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"
78905, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while you’re making out..."
78906, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a son. Um...
78907, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,And Monica knows...
78908, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his,",6,Rachel,Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!
78909, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,"Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You don’t want to win an award this way. You’re very talented. And someday you’re gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something."
78910, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Chandler,Hello!
78911, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Rachel,"Okay, should we get some coffee?"
78912, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! Chandler just left though!
78913, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,What?!
78914, The Auditorium," Ross and Rachel are about to,,, you know,",4,Ross,"What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box."
78915, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,How can I answer that when I’m pretending I don’t know you?
78916, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
78917, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
78918, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,In the box.
78919, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?"
78920, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"I don't even wanna hear it, you're just..."
78921, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!"
78922, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,Jack!! Hey!
78923, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Monica,What?
78924, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant."
78925, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Oh!
78926, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Ross,A thumb?!
78927, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,See?
78928, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Chandler,And no one touches the air around the TV!
78929, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"He’s awfully short and I think he’s talking to himself. And to be completely honest, he’s not that good in bed."
78930, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler," Uhl..ell. By the way, in case you missed that, that sound was, ""Uhl, ell."""
78931, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,Not really.
78932, Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler," Well, let me see... I-I believe I'm... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV."
78933, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Huh.
78934, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Ohh, well, that’s ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. It’s up here on some hook..and…smells different."
78935, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Joey,A meatball Sub? Thanks! 
78936, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel," Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice..."
78937, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, come in."
78938, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"I get it! Well, that’s that."
78939, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Chandler,"Okay, so when do you want to go?"
78940, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"What? What? He’s interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here."
78941, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Well, how was the date?"
78942, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
78943, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"I can’t. I can’t push anymore, I can’t."
78944, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect."
78945, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,But I want to.
78946, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Chandler,Looks like Joey is doing allright with her.
78947, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Joey,"But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don’t know anything about technology! I can’t even use Chandler’s computer except to find porn! And-and that’s only ‘cause it’s right there when you turn it on!"
78948, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Rachel,Ohhhhhhhh God. 
78949, Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  What?,4,Chandler,
78950, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry!"
78951, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Thanks!
78952, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,What are you doing?
78953, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"Really, a shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?"
78954, Joey's apartment," Joey is struggling with the fridge, He finally gets it open and falls on the floor",9,Joey,AH HAH! I DID IT! HA HA! Alright...  Better take all I can carry. Who knows when i'll be able to get in here again!
78955, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Monica,"Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?"
78956, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,"Oh, But you're finally doing something that you love! I can't ask you to give that up. Though it'd be nice if the thing that you love was y'know... finding gold."
78957, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,I would love to live with you Ross; that’s-that’s great! Thank you!
78958, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,"Okay everyone, think thick."
78959, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily’s parents got married here."
78960, Rachel’s outer office," Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk,",7,Rachel,I don’t know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It’s not a perfect world! Just go please.
78961, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Rachel," Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?"
78962, Ross's apartment," Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place,",5,Ross,"Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that."
78963, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,Phoebe!
78964, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,"Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby."
78965, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,Oh my god!
78966, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Rachel,Fine! I’m sorry for your loss! 
78967, Monica and Rachel's,"  Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachel’s, Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica,",6,Rachel,Okay.
78968, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?"
78969, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Yes, it's a deadly but beautiful sport. "
78970, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,Did you hear that?
78971, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,It’s a car Monica! Not a rocket ship!
78972, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Aww, good.  What?"
78973, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Yeah! And-and things aren’t as…smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.
78974, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Yeah.
78975, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Hey wait a minute, this one isn’t dirty."
78976, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to ask you to call me that."
78977, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?"
78978, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me."
78979, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Hi, how was your flight? "
78980, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!"
78981, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Joey,Great! All right. I’ll see you later. 
78982, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Joey,"All right well, y’know…I guess we know what we have to do to get down."
78983, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Rachel,Go on! Go on. 
78984, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,"Aw, thanks!"
78985, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,
78986, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"Well, I guess that's all in the past, now."
78987, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Chandler,"You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it. "
78988, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Joey,You slept out here?
78989, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks.
78990, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,"No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office  Am I producing them?"
78991, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,No I didn't!
78992, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
78993, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
78994, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,"Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great…"
78995, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Rachel, Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by 
78996, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
78997, Joey's apartment,"  Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog,",6,Joey,"Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong."
78998, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,So why-why wasn’t Ross’s stuff ruined?  And if you say the words medical marvel I’m going to Easy Bake your head!
78999, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,It’s negative.
79000, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross, Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.
79001, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!"
79002, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Joey,"Ooh-ooh, I! I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having."
79003, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler’s dad and try to keep him away from Chandler’s mom?"
79004, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"What? Wait! Why?  Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I’m sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!"
79005, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process."
79006, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys."
79007, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house."
79008, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,"Okay, it’s not Relaxi Cab. It’s Relaxicab, like taxicab."
79009, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Well, well, well, hop back in bucko, cause I got four sixes!  Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it..."
79010, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,"Gunther, can I get a coffee  to go?"
79011, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Joey,Sort of…
79012, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"Oh, just, y'know.... science."
79013, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,Well you’re not gonna be able to keep doing this.
79014, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
79015, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,"It’s just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susan’s, it’s like—It breaks my heart a little. I mean I’ve always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Y’know? Maybe fight over the science section."
79016, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"I don’t know, y’know? I feel a little umm… No, y’know what? Nevermind, I’m gonna be fine."
79017, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,It’s gonna be so great.
79018, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
79019, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
79020, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Well it does when you combine it with, ""This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"""
79021, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,I'm the hell person whose office this is!
79022, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees."
79023, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,I’m just mad at my agent.
79024, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,
79025, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,Hey! 
79026, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Yeah?
79027, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, hero sandwiches. "
79028, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Wow, in 45 minutes you can find her twice. "
79029, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,We're switching rooms again.
79030, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Rachel,"Okay, I’m totally cool! "
79031, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler,Do you happen to know what I’m going to say?
79032, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,"Oh, I’d like a latte. Oh y’know what? If you’re gonna talk about me, I’m gonna go with you."
79033, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"I don’t know, I’ve never had to use the other one. I’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking."
79034, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,Here?! Now?!
79035, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,No.
79036, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, I can not believe you told him, Joey!"
79037, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Monica,What?!
79038, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
79039, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica, Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
79040, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, good. There you go. Doesn’t anyone feel better?"
79041, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler, Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around.
79042, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,"Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. "
79043, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica,Forget it. 
79044, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"N-no! Okay? We’ve been through this! We’re not gonna get married just because she’s pregnant, okay?"
79045, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
79046, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’know what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, ""My God why?!"" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath.  I’m Ross! I’m divorced, and I have a kid!"
79047, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,And then Tineals.
79048, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,What?!
79049, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Rachel,"Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic."
79050, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'"
79051, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,She was a welder.
79052, New York City Department of Correction," Monica is visiting Fake Monica,",1,Monica,"No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!"
79053, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Thanks.  How could I be upset over something I never had? It’s negative?
79054, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Big fat goalie.
79055, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
79056, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,Oh my God!!! Ross!!
79057, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Okay 
79058, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat , I was thinking we would eat around four.",6,Monica,
79059, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it?"
79060, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey,"Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it."
79061, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Chandler,Check out the ring.
79062, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Hi Pheebs!
79063, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,Hey. Everything ok?
79064, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
79065, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Yes, I’ll meet ‘em."
79066, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Hey, we would still be living here if hadn’t gotten the question wrong!"
79067, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Hey! 
79068, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food…"
79069, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross, Oh God.
79070, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, she would love that! Y'know, 'cause you know all the clean places to eat."
79071, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, ""Rachel!"""
79072, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?"
79073, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,Oh yeah?
79074, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Rachel,"Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald."
79075, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler, Hey.
79076, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Hey Monica!  People came to see a fight, let’s give ‘em what they came for!"
79077, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,Nice!
79078, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Joey, Stupid guy on my phone.
79079, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Joey,Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn’t that why you guys are here?
79080, Jen's apartment," Ross is picking her up for their date,",5,Joey,Dahhhhh!! 
79081, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. "
79082, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. It’s been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks."
79083, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Freaked out? Hey no, I’m not freaked out! I’m indignant! As a consumer!"
79084, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you 
79085, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,She’s okay with Rachel and the baby?
79086, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,"When? Today? Some, not a lot."
79087, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,It’s a buffet man.
79088, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex..."
79089, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something."
79090, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey, Hey-hey!
79091, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel," Yeah, well, y'know umm… No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!"
79092, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No!!!
79093, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,"I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great."
79094, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Monica,Chandler!
79095, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"Pity food? Y'know what that’s okay, all right, I don’t need any of you to stay, okay nobody stays."
79096, house next to the one the Bings are moving into," Chandler and Monica knock, a lady opens the door,",10,Monica,Thanks.
79097, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!
79098, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
79099, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Joey,Yeah.
79100, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,Yeah.
79101, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Monica,"Oh-ho, look what I got Julio."
79102, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
79103, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?"
79104, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore."
79105, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
79106, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
79107, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,So will I.
79108, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"Thanks!  Ugh, I can’t believe you’re not gonna be there!"
79109, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I can’t believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. "
79110, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,"No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie."
79111, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?"
79112, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,"I, but you’re so close! No!"
79113, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,Awesome!
79114, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Pheebs, run!"
79115, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel," Okay, your band is playing at Arnold’s, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joey’s boxers!"
79116, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey,Why?
79117, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
79118, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"Oh, ok, thank you.  Do you see what all the guys see in her?"
79119, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?"
79120, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Chandler,Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
79121, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross,"Totally insane. Dude, let's drive home, we'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back and if...if they're closed maybe we'll tap a tree and make some ourselves."
79122, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross, Hey!
79123, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Ok, ok, you start preparing the formula and I start changing the box and then we gotta put them straight to bed."
79124, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica, What?
79125, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok?  I couldn't do it to Ross!"
79126, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Phoebe,Hey! I call her!
79127, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Joey,Me too.
79128, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,I've been pretty good!
79129, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Chandler,"Do you want us to leave the room, or?"
79130, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?
79131, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,I will loan you the money. Just go to the hospital and let’s just get that thing…pushed back in.
79132, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days."
79133, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Thank you! I know, though."
79134, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica," Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!"
79135, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah...
79136, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God!  Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache—Headache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don’t recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I’m sorry, extra strength death capsules!"
79137, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work."
79138, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel."
79139, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey, What have you got there?
79140, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
79141, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,It was.
79142, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter!
79143, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Football? Just football?
79144, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Y'know it's funny, you'd think I'd be angry. I mean, you'd think I'd wanna rip his tiny little head off. Fortunately, I'm past it."
79145, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming."
79146, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,"Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors."
79147, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler,Phoebe knows about us!
79148, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,I can't believe you did that!
79149, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, this is it. This what’s gonna kill me."
79150, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,No.
79151, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica, Yeah.
79152, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  It’s like me when I was born.",8,Joey,
79153, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Bye Chandler! 
79154, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Just casually slip it in, y’know lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, I’m a loner—No! An outlaw! Tell her she doesn’t want to get mixed up with the likes of me."
79155, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Okay!
79156, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Joey,"Nooo, I said we needed a new plan."
79157, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica, This is harder than I thought it would be.
79158, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that."
79159, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Is the window open? Because if there�s a window open, a bird could fly in there."
79160, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,I just wan't to...
79161, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross," Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no."
79162, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey,Okay! Here we go. Pillow.
79163, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey, Really?
79164, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Does for me.
79165, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display."
79166, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Ah, a little preview!"
79167, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?"
79168, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Chandler," Oh, I’ll go out and get you some."
79169, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe, Hey.
79170, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,Yes I am!
79171, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus."
79172, Phoebe’s," Frank is watching TV, and he’s very depressed as Phoebe enters,",3,Phoebe,"That’s right, exactly. ."
79173, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Well, I was due."
79174, A restaurant," Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking,",7,Rachel,"Remember?! We—come on both had the sarongs on, and we had the-the coconut bikini tops…"
79175, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,"Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!"
79176, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Joey," Hey, how you doin’?"
79177, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross," Okay, I gotta go."
79178, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross, No.
79179, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Weekend at Bernie’s.
79180, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Ross," I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason? Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?"
79181, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Great. It's gym class all over again.
79182, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,Why not?
79183, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"No, thank you."
79184, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, y’know? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you."
79185, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Yes. Emma and I came in a little early to do research on the presentation. I actually made a few changes, but I think I'm caught up on everything. So ask me anything!"
79186, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,"We are having a baby together, but we’re not involved.  Or, yes stranger, we’d like this delivered please."
79187, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"All right, well maybe I’m enjoying it a little bit. I mean I’m getting pretty good at it."
79188, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Good weird?
79189, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,"Oh-oh, what are you doing?"
79190, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her."
79191, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,Ross is on a date with my sister and they shut the drapes two and a-half-hours ago.
79192, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Rachel,Hello?! I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing!
79193, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,"Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!"
79194, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
79195, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, big guy, kinda bald."
79196, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Chandler,Sure! That’s one of the great things about being engaged. I’m not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
79197, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?"
79198, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica,It’s nice.
79199, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,She's right! If I were a guy and...  Did I just say if I were a guy..?
79200, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,"Hey, wanna…wanna a little cheering up?"
79201, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,150 dollars.
79202, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
79203, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"That’s a bad duck!!!  How’d the thing go tonight, Ross?"
79204, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,Get over here!
79205, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. "
79206, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Chandler,"So, thanks for having me over! Rach. "
79207, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
79208, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this."
79209, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,I think so.
79210, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I could write about the time my hair did that ""Woo-hoo"" thing."
79211, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,"Oh come—look, when I was a kid my dad’s company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasn’t in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!"
79212, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,Hey!
79213, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,What's - what's going on?
79214, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"All right, ready?"
79215, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,"Oh, God."
79216, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,Yes?
79217, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Why would we do that?
79218, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle."
79219, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable. The one thing that's ours! Besides, why would you fake it when we're trying to have a baby?"
79220, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before.  Only $98.50 to go."
79221, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,Now you know how you really feel about it.
79222, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,Oh yeah.
79223, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe, Uhm... Stockholm.
79224, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,I got a really incredible job offer.
79225, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, otherwise, I mean that’s, that’s, that’s just it for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want?  Can you be civil?"
79226, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,Hi guys!
79227, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,What?
79228, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,So shake it! 
79229, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Yeah?
79230, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,That is not true. She did! She forced me!
79231, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"All right, so... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean..."
79232, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,Yeah!
79233, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!"
79234, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Okay... okay, maybe I will..."
79235, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Oh that's so great, now Emma has two Hugsy's."
79236, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,"The actor playing Mac couldn’t do it, they needed to see you at 2 o’clock."
79237, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,"I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!"
79238, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone."
79239, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, I’d tell her off."
79240, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,"Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing."
79241, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,"Okay, I feel like I’m talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!"
79242, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!"
79243, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,I know.
79244, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,No.
79245, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,That’s not your regular dry cleaners.
79246, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,Yeah.
79247, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh. Oh, God! "
79248, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Joey? What's going on?
79249, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,They're these prototype sneakers and come up with ideas on how to sell them which I can't do because no self-respecting adult would ever where these.
79250, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"Hey, it's not like it sounds."
79251, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,"I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!"
79252, Central Perk," Ross is playing his music, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Monica,"Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time."
79253, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
79254, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,Hi!
79255, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica," Oh, an old glove?"
79256, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Monica, Uh! What a pickle.
79257, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Was it...?
79258, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,Hi!
79259, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
79260, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,You what? You said you liked them.
79261, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldn’t even be an actor!
79262, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it."
79263, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,"Oh, you did it!"
79264, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Ross,I don't know you guys.
79265, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"Hey, what's wrong?"
79266, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green."
79267, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Here.  Y'know, just in case."
79268, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,
79269, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Phoebe,"Ooh. Oh. It looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. "
79270, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Ohh! And I’m one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!"
79271, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,What...how is it going with Drake?
79272, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Phoebe,Where is Emma?
79273, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,You’re plans were with us.
79274, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Joey,Yeah.
79275, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,I don't have a *job*!
79276, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Ross, I…"
79277, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,Come on! 
79278, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,You’ll have a last kiss.
79279, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Okay, you go do it! I’ll come back to that set! I’ll meet more actors! I’ll meet ‘em all!"
79280, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
79281, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Monica, Mm-hmm.
79282, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Okay, fine. "
79283, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own."
79284, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Ross,"So, so, is Mike coming to dinner?"
79285, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,"Hmm, how about my azzz?"
79286, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,"I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays."
79287, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,You know I... 
79288, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is sitting at her desk as Mr, Waltham comes in,",4,Rachel,"Yes! I will! Absolutely!  Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I’m glad. Rachel, I’d like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin’?"
79289, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica," Well, I hope you're happy!"
79290, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Oops. Sorry! Well, good thing you number all of them, huh?"
79291, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,"What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?"
79292, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Yes!
79293, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,Hi! I’m Rachel Green.
79294, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,Bye.
79295, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Okay.  I wanna quit the gym.
79296, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But SURPRISE!"
79297, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,Oh my God! You're good!
79298, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah, yeah."
79299, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,"Yeah? Well, I-I think Ben’s asleep."
79300, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Monica,What?
79301, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Phoebe,What about Glen? He could be a Glen.
79302, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,Hey Pheebs!
79303, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,How many?
79304, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,"Well, um, look I-I don’t want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn’t attracted too."
79305, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, one of the writers."
79306, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,"Ah, come on, sneakers are easy. You wear sneakers all the time."
79307, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,Ah whatever!
79308, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Yowzah!!!
79309, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,It’s a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
79310, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, how about this year, instead of Santa, we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?"
79311, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?"
79312, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"You know, on the one hand you're happy for them, but on the other hand it's hard to let go."
79313, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandler’s door,",7,Phoebe,Oh thank you.
79314, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,What?
79315, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Ross,The nurse said they’re bringing in another woman.
79316, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know?  but it was worth it just to be there looking at you."
79317, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, You owe me 20 bucks.
79318, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel," Well, get back in there and talk!"
79319, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler,Hiya doin' pumpkin?
79320, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,"If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. "
79321, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,It-it’s so great to see you both here.
79322, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Hey.
79323, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, isn't that adorable? Joey is afraid of the tarantula."
79324, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,Why?!
79325, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh no!
79326, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Hi! Yeah! Tommy’s in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think he’s gonna snap. "
79327, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise."
79328, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Monica, Stick out your tongue.
79329, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,Okay.
79330, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,He's a he?
79331, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it dispenses clean diapers!"
79332, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?"
79333, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,"Anyway erm, are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?"
79334, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,
79335, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,"Hey, I helped you find Waldo!"
79336, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Well, I brought the next best thing."
79337, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,"
79338, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, make it stop!"
79339, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel, Not even one more time?
79340, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,I know. I know.
79341, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, you almost overreacted to something."
79342, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Monica,Honey! Dinner’s ready!
79343, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
79344, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Chandler,"Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era."
79345, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,Okay.
79346, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didn’t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’74 Latour."
79347, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Ross," How we doing, you guys ready?"
79348, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Y'know what, I don’t think we should listen to this anymore. "
79349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,Is he romantic with her?
79350, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Look, I don't hate Janice, she's-she's just a lot to take, you know."
79351, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel, Really?
79352, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,That he doesn't exist.
79353, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,No!
79354, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
79355, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey,I can still hear you!
79356, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*I will give you a call."
79357, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,That's great!
79358, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"No, but ah, there’s coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, I’ll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night."
79359, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,"Ohh, what’s wrong?!"
79360, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,Ohh!
79361, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,Hi.
79362, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey," Monica's gonna kill you! Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys repel women all the time."
79363, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Yep!
79364, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Subtle guys!
79365, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Joey.",8,Monica,
79366, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her."
79367, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,"Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail."
79368, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Hey, you wet my pants!"
79369, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,"Look, we’ve always talked about having babies someday. I’m not saying it has to be right now, but I’m starting to think that we can handle it. We’re good. We’re really good."
79370, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?"
79371, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Hey. Oh, I’m sorry, this is Cailin."
79372, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,We were gonna go see the Jets!
79373, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth?  Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out"
79374, The Movie Set," Richard and Joey are doing a scene,",7,Joey,You went through my personal property?
79375, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Yeah I can! 
79376, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"No, we’re not."
79377, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Bye. 
79378, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,It-it did!
79379, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey, She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
79380, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Here you go.
79381, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do."
79382, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica, The oven is on.
79383, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!"
79384, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe," Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?"
79385, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Ross," I’m sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y’know, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little."
79386, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler,What?! 
79387, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,Yeah?
79388, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,I love him. He’s so pretty I wanna cry! I don’t know what to do. Tell me what to do.
79389, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,That's because he's on your neck.
79390, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,I don’t know. But I-I-I know I love you!
79391, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,"Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin’ out the Chan-Chan man!"
79392, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
79393, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"Uh, you weighted 200 pounds."
79394, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?"
79395, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Ugh, she’s saying good-bye to her uncle."
79396, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah!!
79397, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,"Oh, good luck."
79398, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,Hi.
79399, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out."
79400, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!"
79401, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,I-I like pizza!
79402, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,What? We could do it!
79403, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Yes, but you are dead inside."
79404, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross, In your mouth?!
79405, Zack's office,,9,Chandler,"Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable."
79406, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,More foosball?
79407, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel," No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!"
79408, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I'm coming home from the regatta gala. Okay? So just go distract him. But don't be sexy."
79409, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Phoebe,Rdtor.
79410, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,Six!
79411, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Congratulations! I didn’t want to say anything in front of Joey ‘cause I didn’t know if he knew yet.
79412, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler, Is there a puppy here?
79413, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,That’s the stuff! 
79414, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"All right. Oh! Shoot! Oh shoot! Uh, Rachel wanted to see this tape!"
79415, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,I thought that was just a rumour.
79416, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler, Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!
79417, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Oh my God!
79418, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"No, it doesn’t say where it came from. Where would we return it?"
79419, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Uh I really don’t know what to tell you Rach, I really don’t. I mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem."
79420, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get better than this?
79421, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Okay look Mr. Zelner…
79422, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,I'm sorry...
79423, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,All right! You can have the chair.
79424, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,One Two Three...
79425, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Ross, Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
79426, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,Was that the cake?
79427, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Don’t do that.
79428, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"I can't say, I just thought it was really good… and… maybe would be worth something some day. "
79429, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,We can't. We're not pharmacists!
79430, The Emergency Room," Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads,  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again,",1,Chandler,"Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?  Ba-!"
79431, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
79432, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,"It does, really?"
79433, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,I can't tell you what I know.
79434, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,Hey.
79435, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,What?
79436, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,She’s actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
79437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we’ll get us some Mai Thai’s,  maybe no more for you though."
79438, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben."
79439, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey, Queens.
79440, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Oh, forget it, okay?"
79441, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Joey,"All right, give it back to me.  5 of hearts."
79442, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"I do! I do! I do!  Ugh, like I can really chase you. I’m carrying a litter."
79443, The Hallway," Chandler and Ross are returning from working out,",3,Chandler,"I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesn’t matter, I still wind up with this little  cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It’s so annoying. Does it bug you?"
79444, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Phoebe, Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
79445, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"And I hope it’s not an inappropriate time to say this but, you’re the best sex I ever had."
79446, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Ross,"Hey, what took you guys so long? Your cab left when ours did!"
79447, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,I love you so much.
79448, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey," No, no, no... what do... you can't do that to him!"
79449, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Joey,"Dude, are you okay?"
79450, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Barbados!
79451, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler,"No, we’re just four people with neck problems. You talk like this. "
79452, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey," Okay, let me just get changed and we can go to dinner."
79453, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"No, ten o'clock."
79454, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"We said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know?"
79455, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"Emily that's ridiculous. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you. Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Okay, you'll see you're the only person I want to be with."
79456, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
79457, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,"Yeah, it’s hard okay, I only have two spots left."
79458, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Oh yeah? You’re going further down! Downtown!
79459, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,I know about your feelings.
79460, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
79461, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,"She is unbelievable, our mother is..."
79462, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross,I'll take sports.
79463, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married."
79464, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. "
79465, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,A hot girl’s at stake and all of the sudden he’s Rain Man.
79466, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,"Look, Charlie, I just want you to know. Ross is just having a little trouble adjusting to the thought of Joey and me. You know, he normally doesn't drink like this."
79467, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Oh.. I don't know why this is so hard for me. you know.. I mean lying is basically just acting and I am a terrfic actor.
79468, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Or you can do volunteer work.
79469, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,My God!
79470, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Right!
79471, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Monica,There’s our star!
79472, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,Mike wins?
79473, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,What's up?
79474, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler,I see where you’re goin’!
79475, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,Of course it was a line!
79476, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,"Yeah, you too."
79477, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah. You know why? ‘Cause you came to me first.
79478, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross," Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! It’s not like I choose to do it! It’s not like—It’s not like I said, ""Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"""
79479, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,I got glasses!
79480, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid."
79481, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,Yeah.
79482, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, that is so sick."
79483, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"That’s-that’s great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let’s go. "
79484, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Yeah-yeah, y’know if-if there was just like one little area where I—that I think we need—we would need to work on; I-I would think it was we’re just not crazy enough!"
79485, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Hey, I tell you what. Let’s you and me go out and have some fun. Huh? Whatever you want. Come on!"
79486, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross, Here!
79487, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,I'm sorry I didn't catch.
79488, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Chandler,"It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her."
79489, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,You’re really sticking with the shell necklace huh? 
79490, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,Come on Joey!!!
79491, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Rachel,"And that’s Phoebe , and that’s Joey."
79492, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!"
79493, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,"Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too."
79494, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Joey,"So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?"
79495, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Oh, hi Mr. Zelner."
79496, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,Really? Chandler?
79497, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,Whoa! 
79498, Outside Danny's apartment," Danny and Rachel are returning from their date,",5,Rachel,
79499, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe,"Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. "
79500, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Oh God, thank you!  Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens I’d like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler."
79501, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,"So? Bring the dog back, you're a hero."
79502, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"You are right there with Emily. And it’s y’know, it’s kinda like…. it’s a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes."
79503, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"From the guy in the bar, why didn�t I get that message?"
79504, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?"
79505, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,"Well yeah, but then…"
79506, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, , Ok, that is either, ""How could you?"" or, ""Enormous breasts!"" Here he comes!"
79507, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,"Okay, pick a card."
79508, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Joey,Pheebs?
79509, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,Okay.
79510, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,"Oh, I missed you so much! "
79511, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,Chandler?
79512, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"‘Cause you’re still into Monica. So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and..."
79513, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line."
79514, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Chandler,Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
79515, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she’s cooking as Phoebe enters,",7,Monica,And did he?
79516, Chandler’s office," Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches,",3,Chandler,No sir.
79517, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Why?
79518, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok?  We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere..."
79519, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you. "
79520, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,Oh wow! 
79521, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Joey,"Oh, how bad is it?"
79522, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Ross,"What's the part, Anti-man?"
79523, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I want you... I need you... I must have you Janice Litman Goralnik Neihosenstein."
79524, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
79525, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,I bet ‘ya ya I could fit in there. 
79526, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel, You pierced her ears!?
79527, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,I mean my God...
79528, Dot’s Spot," Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner, Chip is telling a story,",4,Monica,You still work at the multiplex?
79529, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,Well it didn't!
79530, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Monica,What took you so long?
79531, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Joey, Are you crazy?!
79532, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I don't have a page.
79533, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Ross, Joey!
79534, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Joey, Hey!
79535, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
79536, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said!"
79537, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,You really think it would be that different?
79538, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,I have actually not heard of that.
79539, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Joey,Uhh….
79540, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ooh, honey. You stink at lying."
79541, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So do them for free.
79542, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Joey, Hey!
79543, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
79544, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!"
79545, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,They actually said that?
79546, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."
79547, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I’m so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see you’re play. I swear you’re play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. You’re play is the next play is the next play I’m gonna see."
79548, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Why not?
79549, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey,"Uhh, well, she's…really good in bed."
79550, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"No! No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?"
79551, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!"
79552, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,So how's the piano playing going?
79553, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,I didn’t know you read tea leaves.
79554, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Yeah I don’t think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
79555, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"Okay, Chandler, you go first."
79556, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Oh hey Joey! What's up?
79557, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,"Oh, Ja! Ja!"
79558, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Were you the ones called the cops?!
79559, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing."
79560, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Joey, Homo Sapiens are people."
79561, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,How often do you read it?
79562, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,That was some hot love you gave me! I'm gonna go get ready.
79563, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Monica,"Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you’re moving out?"
79564, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,Do you guys want these?
79565, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica, Would you stop?
79566, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Yeah, I'm sure."
79567, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about."
79568, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"I know, and I can't stop sweating. "
79569, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,Umm?
79570, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,Bye.  Are you still out there?
79571, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,"Hey, y'know while we’re on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don’t live here anymore."
79572, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?"
79573, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,So you took off my pants and shoes?
79574, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,Call it even?
79575, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,... she's being unreasonable!
79576, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath. Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras. So, are you excited about your scene?"
79577, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe," What, what are they talking about?"
79578, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Thanks.
79579, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Absolutely! Y’know, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away."
79580, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,
79581, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,"What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!"
79582, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Phoebe, No Rachel! They got here first!
79583, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,"So, nobody's here? Monica's gonna kill us!"
79584, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
79585, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Anyway, they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow."
79586, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Oh!
79587, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Chandler,And last but not least.
79588, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,"Great, I'm finished! In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency."
79589, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble."
79590, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,I got a really incredible job offer.
79591, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So you hit her in the face?
79592, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,Bye!
79593, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Rachel, I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.
79594, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Okay.  Okay, that’s him! That’s him! That’s Cujo! That’s Cujo!"
79595, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,I think it’s best sir.
79596, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,"Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome."
79597, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
79598, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Whaaat!
79599, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,And what are you going to do for him?
79600, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,Oh!
79601, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Joey.
79602, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,I’m sorry.
79603, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Chandler,Bye!
79604, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,I want you to stay.
79605, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"I know.  Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?"
79606, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Will, high school was-was a long time ago."
79607, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,"Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings."
79608, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
79609, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Well obviously I won’t be able to come, for those of you who haven’t checked their calendars today is my due date. Well y’know, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great you’ve been during this time. I really couldn’t have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant."
79610, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Joey,"Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up."
79611, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,"No look, we’ve apologized twice! I can’t do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it."
79612, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Y’know, for you, and…"
79613, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica, Hey! Happy Anniversary!
79614, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything.  Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!"
79615, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey, Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
79616, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,"Oh-oh, Pottery Barn!  You can throw the rest away."
79617, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Do I?
79618, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,Monica.
79619, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,And?
79620, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents."
79621, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel, So how was your big date last night?
79622, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk…"
79623, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Monica,"Honey, we have been through this before!"
79624, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice."
79625, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. "
79626, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,"Oh no, no, no. Oh God, you think I made out with him."
79627, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!"
79628, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon."
79629, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him a beer,",5,Chandler,Okay.
79630, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Hi Jill.
79631, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,There he is! 
79632, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. "
79633, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,This is not fun!
79634, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,Right? And this!  She-she could’ve won this!
79635, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Hey!  Hi Bonnie!
79636, Ross',,9,Rachel,"I a not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick"
79637, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Ohh…
79638, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica,Did you smoke?
79639, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Now, wait a second! You make food and robots?"
79640, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,Rach? 
79641, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.  Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you okay?"
79642, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard it’s gonna be.
79643, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley."
79644, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
79645, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Rachel, Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
79646, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,You’re on!
79647, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey,Y’know what’s more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Y’know what’s even more generous than that?!!
79648, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,You don't think this is going to be a big break for me?
79649, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Phoebe,I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!
79650, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Rachel! Rachel Green!
79651, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,Look I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!
79652, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?"
79653, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey," Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don't know any big words or anything, so..."
79654, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Joey,Do you have any respect for your body?
79655, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,Fumble!
79656, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,Oh.
79657, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first"
79658, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,YEAH!
79659, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"All right, I just wanted to check."
79660, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,Ah.  Chandler Bing.
79661, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Yeah. 
79662, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey, Why can’t I find that?
79663, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe,"Listen to this! My reading was wrong, I’m not going die!"
79664, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Oh?
79665, Central Perk,,10,Monica," Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency."
79666, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica, Hey!
79667, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Math!! You’re giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, we’ll see who gets her."
79668, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,Oh my…
79669, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Joey,You couldn’t do it?!
79670, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,Yeah!!! Kill ‘um!!!
79671, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,Before!!
79672, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here!  Oh my God."
79673, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,Oh God.
79674, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,What were you thinking?!
79675, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"First of all, I'm not losing..."
79676, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,Why? Just because you’re not mature enough to understand something like that?!
79677, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,What?!
79678, Ross's new apartment," he is showing his boss, Dr, Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life,",5,Ross,Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I—What?  GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
79679, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,He’s not 11!
79680, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"You are way off, pal."
79681, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Really it’s nothing. I’m just…
79682, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Seven.
79683, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,What are you doing?
79684, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. 
79685, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"No, no! Give it to me!"
79686, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Well?
79687, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,Okay!
79688, The waiting room," Chandler is looking for Monica,",5,Monica,"Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him."
79689, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"No, it wasn't."
79690, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Yeah, that was real."
79691,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Ross,"So, do you get colours or just French tips?"
79692, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,"Or, I could just point to it! Huh? Blah, blah, blah, Purina One, point to a bag today.  I didn’t get it, did I?"
79693, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"And yet, here we are doing it again."
79694, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,Yeah?
79695, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,Right.
79696, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almost forgot. I didn’t pay you the rent check."
79697, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Joey,Hiya.
79698, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,Hmmm….
79699, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Rachel,And did you notice...? 
79700, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Well, I’ve been better. But, I’m all right. So you like her huh?"
79701, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,Best out of three?
79702, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Hi, yeah, hi! I'm umm, Phoebe Buffay, and I have babies coming out of me."
79703, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"""Smoke away."""
79704, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Ross! Stop that!
79705, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,"Thanks, it’s ah, Gaelic, for ‘Thy turkey’s done.’ So ah, I’m gonna go, nice, nice meeting you."
79706, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Monica,"Uh, you left out the stupid part."
79707, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,"No, I couldn't let you do that."
79708, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, enough with the third degree! I-I’ve, I don’t live here anymore."
79709, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty.  Yep."
79710, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe, Oh... okay.
79711, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What are you talking about?
79712, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Phoebe,"That’s all right, that’s well, I figured.... "
79713, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Hey? what? what? wey! whoo! what? what!?
79714, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!"
79715, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross, I’m gonna be on TV!!
79716, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Ross,Rings?
79717, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Anyone want me to appraise anything?
79718, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,Hey!
79719, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,You what?
79720, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!
79721, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,
79722, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe, Hellooo!
79723, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception."
79724, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,"Nice. And by the way that uh, that line down my face?"
79725, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,Could I borrow it?
79726, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Rachel,Oh my God.
79727, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Rachel,Monica!!!
79728, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,"Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why don’t you tell us a little bit about your band?"
79729, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,Hey!
79730, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,Don't you have a laundry room in your building?
79731, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?"
79732, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Make me rich!!
79733, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way. 
79734, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, which museum?"
79735, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Wow, I really get crabby when I cook."
79736, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,No! Why?
79737, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,Crazy!
79738, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Y’know? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium."
79739, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Rachel,All right. Be sexy.
79740, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,"Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did."
79741, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"Come on, seriously."
79742, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Well, I was cleaning out the closet and I found some pictures of them... being used."
79743, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, you guys have to make a wish."
79744, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,So how are things going with you?
79745, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Yeah!!
79746, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Joey,"Or not. Uh, Rach, why don’t you just move in with me? "
79747, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,"Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you  would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke."
79748, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,"Two brothers, one died!"
79749, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually."
79750, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,Oh yeah!
79751, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,"Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this."
79752, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Oh.
79753, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours!"
79754, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"Oh-oh, that’s a risky little game!"
79755, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"Please, have some!"
79756, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Joey,Say hello to Reverend Joey Tribbiani! 
79757, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,Okay.
79758, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Chandler,"Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger."
79759, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe, Can you hear anything?
79760, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset..."
79761, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?
79762, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,Okay.  You won’t believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!
79763, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"I feel terrible, I really do."
79764, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No problem, ok, mmmwa "
79765, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
79766, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"They’re gonna get through this, aren’t they?"
79767, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"That proposal, at the planetarium…"
79768, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler, What about the birds?
79769, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?
79770, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
79771, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I don’t think that’s what it is."
79772, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,Je do call blue!
79773, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,"Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me."
79774, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh no.
79775, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,What?! Why does she think that?
79776, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey.
79777, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Dangerous Liaisons.
79778, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Mr. and Mrs. Bing! 
79779, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,That’s correct. Ladies?
79780, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,All right fine! This looks like so much fun. 
79781, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe, I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!
79782, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,Oh my God Chandler! I can’t believe it!
79783, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,Actually I said she abandoned me to write jingles.
79784, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,"I'll help you. Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. And plus, it'll give me something to do."
79785, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Come here.  Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean, you, you, you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you."
79786, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Hey!",7,Rachel,
79787, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,"My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!"
79788, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,Still sharp as a tack!
79789, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,"Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food."
79790, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Phoebe,"No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it."
79791, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,
79792, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Phoebe,Oh I’m kinda part of this.
79793, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"Yeah, and there won’t be a relationship left to rebuild."
79794, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Yeah! You graduated Magma Ku Laude, right?"
79795,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,There. Here's their card.
79796, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do."
79797, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,She’s perfect.
79798, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"Sweep, sweep...."
79799, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Oh, good job Joe."
79800, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Phoebe,Oh!  Which can either mean you’re having a baby or you’re gonna make a scientific discovery!
79801, The Broom Closet," Ross and Susan are trying to get out,",1,Ross,"I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back.  Ow."
79802, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.
79803, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Ross, What? Where?
79804, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,Chappy's heart rate has slowed way down.
79805, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Wha? No no! Ah!  All gone! So good! Maybe Chandler has some left.
79806, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,Just act like you belong.
79807, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"Well there’s yore. And uh, y’know, yesteryear."
79808, inside Central Perk,,3,Monica,"No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox."
79809, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,Oh!
79810, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,Really?! We are?
79811, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Can you?
79812, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,Its back in cage!
79813, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Work people? Nobody told me.
79814, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,So you’re gonna... hit on her?
79815, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Monica,Let me put it this way. We're having sex whether you're here or not.
79816, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Ross,You're right. Yours is worse. You are the king of bad Thanksgivings.
79817, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here…"
79818, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Well, you can help me!"
79819, Ross's Apartment," a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Ross’s door,",8,Ross,No. That guy is.
79820, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,Oh. 
79821, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,You didn't hear the speech!
79822, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison."
79823, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,Gimme them!
79824, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,What?
79825, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel, Hey!
79826, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Joey,"Hey,  how you doin’?"
79827, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,Janice is gonna go away now.
79828, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. 
79829, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Yes. Yes. Just here .
79830, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
79831, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours."
79832, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It’s one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend.  Oop, oh yeah!"
79833, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,What do you mean?
79834, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Joey,"No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! "
79835, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,"Yeah, you don’t want that."
79836, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour."
79837, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,Need a new table.
79838, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Rachel," Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?"
79839, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,Shake that nasty butt...
79840, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Rachel, I know that you can. And you should."
79841, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Chandler,"Buy stamps, pick up dry cleaning…Don’t let Phoebe in."
79842, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,How do you think I am?! You’ve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
79843, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,What?
79844, After dinner,,3,Ross,You really serve people sneezers?
79845, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"I can save you time ladies, I’m right here."
79846, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,600.
79847, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life."
79848, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions."
79849, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,I know! I mean it’s not like we weren’t cool about it.
79850, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani."
79851, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,
79852, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,You are gonna be a huge star! I’m gonna hug ya!
79853, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross, Hmm-Hmm.
79854, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Joey,"Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!"
79855, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,"No! No! Not—I don’t mean I-I see her as a twelve-year-old girl! I mean I-I have a son, who’s umm six and I still think of him as a baby."
79856, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Good-good, don’t tell him. Don’t tell him. Just have him call me okay?"
79857, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"I'm in vice. Yeah, in fact I'm undercover right now. I'm a whore."
79858, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Hi.
79859, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,And?
79860, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago."
79861, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, come on, I’ve been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party."
79862, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, So--You got in voluntarily?!
79863, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica, Hey.
79864, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,
79865, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I can’t say croissant.  Oh my God!"
79866, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Fine.  Hi! Yes, I’d like to order a large pizza."
79867, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Joey, You blow me away.
79868, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
79869, The Banquet Room," Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fake the pictures,",8,Chandler,"Oh yeah. I’ll take, I’ll take your picture. "
79870, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,How about fifty bucks?
79871, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Well-well a little blind sided but y’know good.
79872, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,You must be Hilda.
79873, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
79874, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band!"
79875, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Ohh! And I’m one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!"
79876, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Because I know that you think the lottery is ""boohaki"" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this."
79877, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Awww, just like his daddy."
79878, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And......it's a book!
79879, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?"
79880, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Okay, Ross, I realise that you didn't expect to walk in and see that, but.. Let me explain, okay?"
79881, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too."
79882, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Rachel! Rachel Green!
79883, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,Sure! It flushes it.
79884, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
79885, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi."
79886, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,
79887, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,"Ooh, it’s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I’m kinda…."
79888, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,"Oh no-no-no, it's my pleasure."
79889, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"That's right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy.  I've always wanted to know..."
79890, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,Okay.
79891, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"No. No, I won’t. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And that’s how she ended up living with me!  Okay, that’s a lie."
79892, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
79893, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel," Hi, it’s me. I’ve been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid."
79894, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I can’t say croissant.  Oh my God!"
79895, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it’s like y’know, Chanoey?"
79896, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long."
79897, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,That's way uptown! That's like three trains away!  Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
79898, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler," Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?"
79899, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe,Ohhh.
79900, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,But we don’t know the neighbors.
79901, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh?  Ok!"
79902, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Phoebe,"No, I mean, I mean, when you're at the fifteenth date, y'know, you're already in a very relationshippy place. Y'know, it's... you're committed."
79903, Central Perk,,10,Monica, Yeah! Yeah! His name is Chandler and...
79904, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean..."
79905, Monica and Rachel's," firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control,",1,Monica,"You know, it's a really funny story how this happened."
79906, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,You got it. Good woman!  Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
79907, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Well if you go to Disneyland, you don’t spend the whole day on the Materhorn."
79908, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast."
79909, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Well, alright, that's fine. What about Leslie?"
79910, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
79911, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I really wanna have a baby.
79912, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,And so engaged. 
79913, Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel," Nobody, forget it!"
79914, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no, no you don’t, just come back."
79915, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,No!
79916, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,Okay!
79917, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?"
79918, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!"
79919, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,"Oh, Joey! Sorry!"
79920, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,
79921, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,I’m just thinking about your new bride at home. Okay? Do-do you really want to start your life together by letting her down?
79922, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,You know what?
79923, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Ross," So, um... where did Paolo come from?"
79924, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Good.
79925, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?"
79926, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Rachel,"Okay fine! I’ll-I’ll just tell her it’s an antique apothecary table, she doesn’t have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs."
79927, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Still crying?
79928, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"You can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!"
79929, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler," Uh, uh."
79930, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,You said no right?!
79931, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,James Brolin?
79932, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,I wanna see it.
79933, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there."
79934, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel, Hi!
79935, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Okay.
79936, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler, Did I go to this school?
79937, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh. Okay. Oo, sorry I acted like a bank."
79938, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,You're kid's name is Raymond!
79939, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didn’t know he was in there. "
79940, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"All right, maybe I should call her."
79941, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,"No, ten o'clock."
79942, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,What?! She made the tea! 
79943, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"Well, that's it  You gonna crash on the couch?"
79944, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Ross,"Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.  Oh, I guess he doesn’t feel like talking right now. He’s smiling though! Okay, talk to you later."
79945, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"Look, I’m fine. Watch.  Whoa-whoa!"
79946, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. Joey doesn’t share food. I mean, just last week we were having breakfast and he had a couple of grapes on his plate and ..."
79947, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross, Hello?
79948, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Bet I know how that discussion’s going to go.
79949, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
79950, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"Oh, no no no. It’s for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise."
79951, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Chandler,What did you just do?
79952, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,I think so.
79953, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"Come on Phoebe, look at that! They are not breaking up, look at them. Okay that’s, you know what that is? That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is! Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh..."
79954, Casting Director #2’s office," Joey is on his second audition, This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item, Please note the gratuitous product placement,",6,Joey,So that’s why I feed my dog Purina One! Pick up a bag today! 
79955, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,It’s over.
79956, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Thank you.
79957, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.
79958, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Yeah, that’s what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh…Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. It’s…too girly."
79959, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,I said no.
79960, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"Okay. Um, how about these? "
79961, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I was kidding.
79962, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"Okay, here is the phone bill. "
79963, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Ohh.
79964, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?"
79965, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,"Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job."
79966, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,So?
79967, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Nighty-night!
79968, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,"Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love."
79969, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,That sounds like fun.
79970, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross, Move in with me.
79971, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
79972, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Rachel,How’d it go with Pete?!
79973, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Kim’s waiting for it, The door opens and Rachel is inside,",6,Rachel,I-I don’t want your job. I-I don’t. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I don’t even know how to use my keycard. 
79974, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,
79975, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Over here!
79976, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Joey,Hi!
79977, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
79978, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
79979, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you."
79980, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,You ok?
79981, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,I can't believe you guys are moving.
79982, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,What 'cha readin'?
79983, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father."
79984, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,Well then we still have a problem.
79985, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah you have the ring?"
79986, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Joey,"Yeah, y’know at first I thought we could talk about this y’know, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I don’t think I…"
79987, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Phoebe,"Hi, so what happened?"
79988, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,"No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, it’s all yours. "
79989, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,"Honey, I’m not even going to pretend I was listening. "
79990, Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom,,5,Ross,I had a problem.
79991, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Hey!
79992, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I’m also really psyched ‘cause I don’t have to move in here!"
79993, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,"Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us."
79994, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Well it stupid, unfair question!"
79995, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,"So, what, you think I'm just gonna sleep with her and never call her again and things are gonna get uncomfortable?  Yeah, sounds about right."
79996, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,It really was!
79997, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,Hey!
79998, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? 
79999, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey, Hey Annabelle.
80000, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you get used to it."
80001, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Honey, I don’t like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?"
80002, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible."
80003, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Rock on!
80004, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"They couldn’t be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me."
80005, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, they thought I was a whore."
80006, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Break!
80007, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! "
80008, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Hi! Wow! You look, you look…big."
80009, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you’re wrecking it."
80010, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,Yes! Hell yes!
80011, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie."
80012, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,You mean the lully story?
80013, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"All right, bad ankle, got it!"
80014, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Oh, so everything's okay?"
80015, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,Yes!
80016, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, y’know, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?"
80017, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, I'll have whatever Christine is having.
80018, Boarding the plane,,10,Phoebe, You have... have a girlfriend?
80019, Chandler and Monica's apartement," Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen",9,Monica,We're just making conversation. 
80020, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler, American Express?
80021, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Well it hit me anyway! And it would’ve hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer.
80022, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, you—yeah, of course you get to be my best man."
80023, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,Janice?!
80024, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"Well, I don’t have to buy that, ""I’m with stupid"" T-shirt anymore."
80025, Hospital,,10,Ross,"Right, is it painful?"
80026, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,Okay.
80027, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Nooo!
80028, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel,"Nooo!  Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really."
80029, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler,Well you did pull his hair.
80030, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,Joey.
80031, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Chandler,"Tonight, on a very special Blossom."
80032, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler,Oh.
80033, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,"Oh, come on kids! A little help here!"
80034, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Chandler,Look at this! 
80035, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,"Oh my God, it's gonna WORK! We're gonna make it work! I'm gonna be a mummy and "
80036, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"Hey, y'know Ross, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today."
80037, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage."
80038, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?"
80039, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"All right, I…I have to ask."
80040, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Monica,How cool is this?! We know three down! I’m touching three down! 
80041, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,This is crazy.
80042, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel, Tell him.
80043, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Okay. Hey, what are you thinking? What are you thinking right now?"
80044, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Joey, Oh my.
80045, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica, I punched you...?
80046, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,"Wow, is this friendship? I think so. Check it out, we're bracelet buddies."
80047, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,"Okay, for next time, what do you say?"
80048, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,"Joseph!  Thou needn�t worry, they shan�t be long."
80049, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,"Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. "
80050, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Joey, Wanna play strip poker for practice?
80051, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I’m gonna do whatever I can to help this so, I’m just gonna y’know, lie it your chair,  Y'know? Yeah, good, I’m let gravity y’know, do its jobs."
80052, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,And everybody has to wear costumes.  Come on! It’ll be fun!
80053, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,I guess.
80054, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, I can’t do this. My mom was right. If I can’t-if I can’t give him up, then there’s no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ‘em—a kidney!"
80055, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog."
80056, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Wow! Five-month maternity leave, you're back for four days, kiss a co-worker, call in sick, they are lucky to have you!!"
80057, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,Hi.
80058, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Chandler,"Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be starting a career from scratch. It's gonna be a while before I make a living at it. Maybe now is not the right time to be starting a family."
80059, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
80060, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,Oooooh…
80061, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,Sorry.
80062, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Chandler,You got it.  You got Nevada twice.
80063, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing her holiday song,",9,Phoebe,"So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. "
80064, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Monica,"Okay, here comes another camera."
80065, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"All right, here we go. "
80066, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,Are you gonna let me play?
80067, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Joey,"Oh, a wiseacre. . No, no, no, I understand you plan to support your wife by playing the piano? Isn't that kind of unstable?"
80068, Chandler and Joey’s," Joey is drilling a hole in the wall and the drill comes out the other side really close to Chandler’s head, Chandler then rushes out to talk to Joey,",3,Chandler,Fine! 
80069, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,You'd already broken up.
80070, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," the gang is all there watching Chandler,",4,Rachel,"Oh, he sees her!"
80071, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Chandler,"Come on, let me see that smile."
80072, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,"Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work?"
80073, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, we're just... we're sad to go so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel. "
80074, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Chandler,"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe."
80075, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,"Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars."
80076, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to."
80077, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,That was the adoption agency...
80078, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you don’t like the guy Rachel’s dating? Well, that’s odd."
80079, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.
80080, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!
80081, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,I know I am.
80082, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Damn it!
80083, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Okay.
80084, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Okay.
80085, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,"Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. All right, I'm gonna get packing again. Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad."
80086, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Joey, Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
80087, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Look, Ross, he's just... Sandy is just sensitive, that's all."
80088, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,Hey!
80089, Central Perk," Gunther is pouring Rachel coffee,",3,Rachel,"Hi! All right, let’s go shoppin’!!"
80090, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross," Listen, uh- gimme back my puck."
80091, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
80092, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Good! That’s good!
80093, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler,"I don't know. I can't--I just, I can't get her out of my head. Y'know? I mean, I'm a very bad person. I'm a very, very bad person. I'm a horrible person.  No you're not Chandler! We still love you Chandler!"
80094, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way.  Not you Joey.
80095, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"Oh there is! If you want something enough and your heart is pure, wondrous things can happen!"
80096, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,Christmas cookie?
80097, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Okay.
80098, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,"Well, however great she was I just can’t afford that."
80099, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah. They even do you."
80100, Central Perk,,3,Rachel, Ross's what?
80101, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Joey,"OK, listen I’ve been on sets before, so let me give you a little advice, alright? It’s a show, but we’re just dancing, OK? It’s no big deal. The important thing to remember – stay cool."
80102, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Phoebe,That's fun. 
80103, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Are you asking permission to break the pact?
80104, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Yeah?
80105, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...
80106, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Chandler,"Great job with the cups, Pheebs!"
80107, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"Yeah that’s great Paul, but y’know I wanna know what——Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Y’know they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours."
80108, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross,All right. 
80109, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
80110, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,Oh great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
80111, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,Call it even?!
80112, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma."
80113, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Okay, I think I got it."
80114, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,Hey Rachel!
80115, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"But again, Simmons. Go on."
80116, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,She's dead.
80117, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel," well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my ""In case of emergency"" person?"
80118, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,"If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do."
80119, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,Nooo! Why would you think that?
80120, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Joey,"Well, I don’t know!!"
80121, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?"
80122, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,I need more swordfish.  Can you get me some more swordfish?
80123, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before.  Only $98.50 to go."
80124, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,What?
80125, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Chandler,Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.
80126, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Rachel," Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you."
80127, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,So how are things going with Paul?
80128, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,No! Come on! Don’t make me go long. Use me. They never cover me.
80129, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Hi!
80130, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
80131, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica," Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!"
80132, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Wow! Talking about high maintenance
80133, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"And, I’ll be nice."
80134, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Joey, Hey there you are!
80135, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Phoebe,I know.
80136, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? ""Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"""
80137, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Chandler,Thanks. 
80138, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Oh! ah! eh... Britney Spears!?
80139, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Oh… Uh…
80140, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross, So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
80141, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything, but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less."
80142, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe," I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!"
80143, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Come on! It’ll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and… Paul probably…"
80144, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Ugh, those bastards! Let’s go."
80145, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you."
80146, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,Yeah!  Sit!
80147, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party."
80148, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Judge rules, no violation."
80149, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey,"Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake."
80150, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Rachel," Oh Chandler, stop talking!"
80151, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler,Thanks.
80152, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"It’s hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl."
80153, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"I’m not going to sleep with Ralph Lauren. I mean, I could, but I wouldn’t."
80154, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler," If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem."
80155, Monica and Rachel's," Joey enters, upset,",1,Chandler,"Tonight, on a very special Blossom."
80156, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!"
80157, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Monica,"Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?"
80158, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Yeah!
80159, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.
80160, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Chandler,Hey!
80161, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica,What?
80162, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?
80163, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?"
80164, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Monica,Why?
80165, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,"You guys, why didn’t you tell me you were eloping?"
80166, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Wait, what are you doing?"
80167, Joey's Bedroom," he and Melanie are in bed together,",1,Joey,"Heh, heh. It was nothin'."
80168, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum."
80169, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,What is the point of having them if we never use them?
80170, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Ow! Ross!!
80171, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"You're right, I'm sorry. You're right."
80172, The Philly,,3,Ross,"Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don’t I have to wait a while?"
80173, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside.  You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren."
80174, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie?  That joke would’ve killed in Albany.
80175, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,Coming through!  No! Right! Coming through!
80176, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,Sure!
80177, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Wh-what do you mean?
80178, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Rachel,"Honey wait, Joey, I’m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it… "
80179, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"That’s okay, I’m not so crazy about myself right now either."
80180, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,"Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about."
80181, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"You, you want me to help you with that?"
80182, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
80183, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Ross,
80184, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Phoebe,"I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed."
80185, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I'm coming home from the regatta gala. Okay? So just go distract him. But don't be sexy."
80186, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
80187, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means."
80188, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"We’re now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, ""I do"" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!"
80189, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
80190, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,We'll call you!
80191, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,"Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?"
80192, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
80193, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! 
80194, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
80195, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don't"
80196, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
80197, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Monica,She pulled it out of me! She’s like a conversational wizard! How’d it go?
80198, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Chandler,"All right, I have to get that, but no-no.  So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?"
80199, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,What are you reading?
80200, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,
80201, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,"Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go!"
80202, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,So what did you two do about it?
80203, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
80204, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,Hi.
80205, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,Yes.
80206, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Ross’s. We'll be back in a minute. 
80207, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Don’t let her go without a fight!
80208, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,Hey!
80209, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Aww, man! "
80210, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs."
80211, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?"
80212, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,You don't get a lot of 'doy' these days...
80213, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,That wouldn’t help me.
80214, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Because this one is now! And-and it’s two of our best friends! Who knows what you’re gonna marry!
80215, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross," Hey, you guys! Guess what?"
80216, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,Really? Like you have a routine?
80217, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh my God, she's great! I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, and funny..."
80218, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Hey, what you do on your own time..."
80219, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Chandler,That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
80220, Mike's parents house again,,9,Phoebe,God! God! This is not going well.
80221, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,The diapers?
80222, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Yes!
80223, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Phoebe,"Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like ""forget about her"" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, ""Oh my god."" So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?"
80224, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull."
80225, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"What? Maybe I put it in here . Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!"
80226, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,"Oh well, lost again.  That's it! You and me, outside!"
80227, Chandler's job," Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand, One of his co-workers walks by,",1,Chandler,"Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really.  Nothing."
80228, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Everybody’s doing stuff!
80229, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,What?
80230, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Hi!
80231,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Hey Pheebs!
80232, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"True, but you’re allowed to be unreasonable. You’re having our baby."
80233, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,"All right, I'll see you in the morning."
80234, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Ross, I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.
80235, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"I am one of Ben’s mothers. I’m a lesbian. It was, it was difficult coming out to my parents."
80236, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,What message?
80237, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Okay, okay, we’ll just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! "
80238, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross," I’m telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think he’s baaad news!"
80239, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Oh no, at the Grammies I always win."
80240, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,Wow!
80241, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel,We are looking at a Playboy.
80242, Inside Joey’s Premiere," he is intently watching the movie,",8,Joey," ""I thought I knew who the enemy was, but it was you all along."""
80243, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What did you do on yours?
80244, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler, How?
80245, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Up!
80246, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I still think that it’s a stupid reason not to call someone again. You are calling her! And if you need to, just get an extra plate of fries for the table!"
80247, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Just mine?
80248, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Okay I promise. I’ll-I’ll hate it.  Wow! You-you look…hideous.
80249, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
80250, Central Perk,,10,Monica,You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
80251, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Thank you.
80252, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you?"
80253, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them."
80254, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Bye sweetie.
80255, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,You didn’t tell anybody I was did you?!
80256, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy."
80257, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,"Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave?  Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!"
80258, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Rachel,"Joey, why would you do that?"
80259, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Who’s the father?!
80260, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Rachel, Oh.
80261, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Please.
80262, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, you started it! I've got to chill."
80263, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?"
80264, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross, Hey! Everyone.
80265, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?
80266, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Monica,"Whatever you decide, whatever you do."
80267, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,I hope it’s you.
80268, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Ross,Nooooo!
80269, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe,"Okay, then I'm Swedish..."
80270, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,"All right, so let's switch."
80271, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,Shhhhhh! I’m swamped right now.
80272, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax."
80273, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,I'm sorry.
80274, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"No, not yet."
80275, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Joey,You sure? Some extra crispy? Dirty rice? Beans?
80276, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Ross,"So, for the whole weekend?"
80277, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,Hey.
80278, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and...  ...now I wish I was dead."
80279, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer.  See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser."
80280, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Joey,I call it!!
80281, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross,"I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings…"
80282, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.
80283, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean whatever."
80284, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do."
80285, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross, Hey!
80286, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture, Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isn’t,",7,Chandler,"No, I am."
80287, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"What, no, ""Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"""
80288, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,Okay!
80289, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident?"
80290, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?"
80291, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,"So really, what'd ya have?"
80292, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Chandler, You guys ready fore the movies?
80293, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?"
80294, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Monica,"Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,... boy, if you could-  -I'd want yours."
80295, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Will you stop calling it your apartment!
80296, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"This is okay. We’re all adults here; there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let’s put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. "
80297, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, he didn’t say, but it was a fire. I’m guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!"
80298, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,"Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half."
80299, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,Guess where they are?
80300, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"All the time. In fact, I was undefeated."
80301, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"Weird? What? What's weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn't like Mexican food, because I'm making fajitas!! "
80302, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"Phoebe is going to say ""Yes"" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!"
80303, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Ross,"Okay, okay, I was typing names into the library computer earlier, y’know-y’know for fun, and I typed mine in and guess what came up? My doctoral dissertation! It’s here! Yeah, it’s right-it’s right down here! In the biggest library in the university! "
80304, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, ""Wow, those guys are crazy!"" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time."
80305, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like ""oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape"" and you're gonna be all like ""oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"""
80306, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!"
80307, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker  We’re holding.,3,Rachel,
80308, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe," Ok, all done."
80309, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,We can't split them up!
80310, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Joey,"Hey-heeyyy - Look at that, it's a Christmas miracle!"
80311, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,"I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler."
80312, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,Age?
80313, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,Ow!
80314, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,You still want that baby?
80315, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Joey," Just a, uh... hearing disability."
80316, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Ross,"The one with the cat. I gotta go, I’ve got another date."
80317, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Joey,Ohh! 
80318, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Great! Thanks!
80319, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,You got waaaay too much free time.
80320, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,"Alright, here's ten. "
80321, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica, No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
80322, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,"Oh my God, she’s not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!"
80323, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,Well Phoebe doesn’t eat turkey…
80324, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,
80325, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,Uh-huh.
80326, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,All right. 
80327, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe," Well, I hate to eat and run, but…"
80328, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,No. How are ya Paul? 
80329, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Phoebe,Hello?
80330, A street," Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date,",6,Ross,"What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson."
80331, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!"
80332, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her."
80333, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Joey,"Oh, you weren’t finished?"
80334, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,Yeah?
80335, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,"Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that I’m changing your grade back."
80336, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
80337, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Carol…Lesbian?
80338, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,I also got this great salt and pepper shaker from the restaurant.
80339, Airport," Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape, Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape, He is getting on the jetway, The flight attendant is there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend."
80340, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,"Besides, it takes the focus off the hat."
80341, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,"See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!"
80342, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Hey!
80343, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Amy are walking on the sidewalk,",10,Rachel,That's shocking!
80344, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler,"Uh Kathy, with K or a C?"
80345, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. "
80346, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,"Oh hi Rita! Good!  Oh, Rita's a massage client."
80347, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica, I’m okay!! I’m all right!!
80348, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,"Okay, maybe it wasn’t my best decision. But I just couldn’t face another failed marriage."
80349, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Joey,"Hey, there’s a dog out there!"
80350, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Nothing.
80351, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,Okay.
80352, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Hello.
80353, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey, Yes.
80354, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"All right, I have ya. Oh God."
80355, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Well, tell him, apology accepted."
80356, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Ross,
80357, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,All right fine! You’re not invited to the party we’re gonna have either.
80358, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community."
80359, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Phoebe,What?
80360, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,You said number two.
80361, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,You don’t have a car. And your license expired.
80362, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross," So, he’s just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?"
80363,,,5,Joey,
80364, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
80365, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
80366, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Wait, wait. Do you hear that?"
80367, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,No. I’m saying it’s now. 
80368, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"But, I mean, do you think he’s gonna enjoy it when he’s up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank,  and it-it’s not fair to the babies, and y'know what, it’s not good home economics."
80369, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,Whaaat?
80370, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London."
80371, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!"
80372, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica,It’s the salts.
80373, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Hey.
80374, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Joey,"Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!"
80375, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?"
80376, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Because I'm in love with Monica!!
80377, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?"
80378, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross,Okay. Sure. 
80379, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler, I don’t have your boots.
80380, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Does for me.
80381, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,Yeah!
80382, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross, You don’t have a valid driver’s license—Okay that is it! Pull over right now!
80383, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I’m exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!"
80384, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,There you go! Someone came!
80385, Rachel's bedroom," Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it,",4,Rachel," ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you’ve grown. Y'know?  I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.”  Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective..."
80386, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,That's where people make number two!!
80387, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel, Do you have to go?
80388, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Monica,Oh THATS ME! 
80389, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,"Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. ""je""."
80390, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"I mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now."
80391, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies!  and I'm gone."
80392, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?"
80393, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,We don’t have to come up with this now.
80394, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"He is sweet. He’s too sweet. He calls me all the time.  ""So did-did you get home from work okay?"" ""Did-did you get out of the shower okay?"""
80395, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger."
80396, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"What a great apology!  And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!"
80397, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,"They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
80398, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler,"Uh, yeah."
80399, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
80400, Joey's,,9,Chandler,"�Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped him"
80401, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler, I have *not* thought this through!
80402, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,That'll work!
80403, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,"Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!"
80404, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,Come in!
80405, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Ross,"Oh, now you want a favour?"
80406, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Ross,That word was swans.
80407, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
80408, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler," Sure, nice."
80409, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Rachel,Hi!!
80410, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"Joey, you had the night!"
80411, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Joey,"Oh... Yeah, you do."
80412, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Okay.
80413, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Well I don’t know umm,  Umm, we could, we could have a threesome."
80414, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,"Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she…she wished me good luck."
80415, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Ross,He does not look happy.
80416, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,No! So I can be by myself. Y'know? Have a little alone time.
80417, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Chandler,"So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?"
80418, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s second down.  Take all the second downs you need."
80419, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica, We?
80420, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Joey,"Oh, nothing, no. It’s an acting exercise, I’m practising my fake laugh."
80421, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? "
80422, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,"Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room."
80423, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Monica,
80424, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe,Oh look! That guy's peeing!
80425, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,"Wow, that’s in like 20 minutes. You’d better get dressed."
80426, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, you know Paolo?"
80427, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
80428, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"No, NO!  Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it."
80429, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,"Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game!"
80430, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,That’s not really porn.
80431, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,How many guesses do you get?
80432, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Sure.
80433, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler,What’s the matter honey?
80434, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,Hey!
80435, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,Hey that’s what all my relationships are like.
80436, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"Oh My God, she-she made half a English Trifle, and half a...Sheperd’s Pie!"
80437, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
80438, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, big zero gravity moon steps."
80439, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,Mrs Hannigan?
80440, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica, Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice aren’t they?
80441, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Hey.
80442, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,The woman who cuts my hair!
80443, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,Say 200?
80444, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,"Hey, Pheebs."
80445, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? 
80446, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside,",8,Phoebe,Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
80447, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,"No, we’re not! We’re not leaving!"
80448, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
80449, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,No but at Monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!
80450, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay—Oop! Too late! I’m leaving! Come on Chandler let’s go! 
80451, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt."
80452, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Well, of course I am! It's not gonna happen to Ross! He's your brother.  He's your old college roommate. Ugh, it was just a matter of time before someone had to leave the group. I just always assumed Phoebe would be the one to go."
80453, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,I know. At dusk. That’s such a hard time for me.
80454, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,What?!
80455, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"No?  All right, here's the truth um, Joey said what he said, because um, I'm attracted to you."
80456, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Y’know—thanks! 
80457, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,Really?
80458, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh!  Ok, um, ok, um,"
80459, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin  I'm your hand twin!!,5,Joey,
80460, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,"Okay, well tonight’s the big night."
80461, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,What?!
80462, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,To be fair this one does have nuts.
80463, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there . Soo..."
80464, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?"
80465, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,Wha...
80466, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
80467, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots."
80468, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, ""Spring break!""  All right? I mean she’s taken my class!"
80469, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,Can I ask you a question?
80470, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Bye!!!
80471, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,But that’s not enough. So… So…here’s a key to my apartment. 
80472, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Have a seat.  Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here."
80473, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Yeah, so did I."
80474, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Rachel,You love her.
80475, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,"Oh honey, don’t worry. I really do feel like tomorrow’s the day."
80476, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"really, great, did I actually ask you?"
80477, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? "
80478, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?"
80479, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is patrolling as a couple walks up,",7,Ross,"Oh-oh, you’re-you’re fellow scholars. What exactly were you looking for, hmm? Perhaps,  perhaps Dr. Chester Stock’s musings on the Smiledon Californicus?"
80480, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,"Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower."
80481, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, ...and I really think it should be me.
80482, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,And ice!
80483, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica,No!
80484, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I called the lady about that. I told her I was just joking. She was pretty nice about that."
80485, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,What is it?
80486, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. "
80487, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,Yeah!
80488, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Wait! But Ross if they don’t get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
80489, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Uh-hmm.
80490, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,Linen closet.
80491, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!
80492, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, the game’s not over, we’re just switching teams."
80493, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,You said I was boring--Ohh!
80494, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,You were gonna propose to me?
80495, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Uh-hmm.
80496, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,"Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya."
80497, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,"No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out."
80498, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Rachel,"Rossy, Rossy."
80499, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Monica,That's stealing!
80500, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"No, I ah, I slept with someone else."
80501, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?"
80502, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Ross,No.
80503, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Come on, seriously! When did it end?"
80504, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,Oh... what does that mean?
80505, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it."
80506, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,Well maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
80507, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is drinking a gallon of orange juice as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Hey.
80508, Joey's audition," the director has returned and wants to see the combination,",3,Joey,"I know, it was the best I could get out of them."
80509, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"Well, y'know we don’t call it that, but yeah!"
80510, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?"
80511, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Phoebe,"Yeah, no, I understand."
80512, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,What? You’re leaving?!
80513, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,"Now, are you glad we didn’t start with the bikini strips?"
80514, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag."
80515, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,Oh.
80516, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"No you’re fine.  All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?"
80517, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Chandler, I'm leaving you.
80518, The airport," Ross is about to walk off of the plane with Julie,",4,Rachel,  Oh my God.
80519, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Chandler,"Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights."
80520, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,"Oh, Bob, get off the guy!"
80521, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,No.
80522, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,I’m so happy and not at all jealous.
80523, Phoebe's massage parlour," she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage,",1,Phoebe,"See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? "
80524, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?"
80525, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, the game’s not over, we’re just switching teams."
80526, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,"If you tell me, I’ll tell you what Phoebe said."
80527, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica," Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big."
80528, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Oh-whoa, what party?"
80529, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! "
80530, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack.
80531, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"I made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles."
80532, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"11, unbelievable 11 is correct.  All right, that’s 4 for the guys. Ladies, you’re up."
80533, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,The Geller Cup.
80534, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,So…What?
80535, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,He works with food!
80536, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,Hey.
80537, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey, I’m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby…
80538, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,You got fake numbered.
80539, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,Calm ourselves?
80540, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Phoebe,Ewww! Oh! It’s the Mattress King!
80541, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Phoebe,Hey! So how was the doctor?
80542, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,"Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other."
80543, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,This is..shhh!
80544, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,"Oh, come on Rach! My turn just started!"
80545, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler," Joey kept screaming at me, “Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!!” Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming."
80546, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,"Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out! I talk to you and nothin’. You look at me, and it’s nothin’.  Nothing."
80547, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,"No! Rachel, that’s what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don’t get through, they’re not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It’s us versus them!"
80548, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?"
80549, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,"Sorry, I just don’t like the idea of when I say, ""I do,"" he’s thinking, ""Yeah, I’d do her too!"""
80550, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Phoebe,Bye! 
80551, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! 
80552, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,See? I told you.
80553, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Ross,Is there somebody else?
80554, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,"I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want."
80555, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Phoebe,What were you doing?
80556, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"Hey—ooh Pheebs, are they in there?"
80557, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,What happened? What happened?!
80558, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, I can explain!"
80559, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Nice move.
80560, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Come on. Come on. Alright, ready, look!  Oh... Ross.... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now."
80561, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Monica,What?
80562, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Phoebe,I ordered Chinese food.
80563, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is reacting to the story,",5,Monica,I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
80564, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Uh, credit card."
80565, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Hey Mon, let’s give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable."
80566, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I kinda do. "
80567, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!"
80568, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,NO!
80569, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica," Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!"
80570,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,"Ugh, Let's just cut her out!"
80571, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,Excuse me?
80572, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,What-what are you doing? Is this supposed to be funny?
80573, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,"He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!"
80574, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,Then you're gonna have to watch it for me.
80575, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,"Wow! Your lip went bald.  Hey, thanks."
80576, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!"
80577, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight.  Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight."
80578, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,I know. *He* always wanted to be the first black man to cross the Atlantic.
80579, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross, Well uh…
80580, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
80581, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I did!"
80582, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,Nu-uh! 
80583, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Oh yeah!
80584, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her."
80585, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Rachel,I’ll get the hat.
80586, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,No! But I know exactly what I’m going to say.
80587, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?"
80588, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,Okay. Hang up! That’s it! Come on!
80589, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Joey,Holden McGroin.
80590, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,We're switching rooms again.
80591, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica,Didn’t your dad used to call you Pumpkin?
80592, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,"You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!"
80593, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Joey,"Oh, ah- the kid has it."
80594, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,But you said one.
80595, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, do you want to break a dying woman’s heart?"
80596, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,What was the other one Ross?
80597, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Yeah. 
80598, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,"Well, he’s never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!"
80599, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Oh my God!
80600, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,What?
80601, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Monica,"I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much."
80602, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler,"Ho-oh, he’s gonna get some! "
80603, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,Yeah?
80604, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,"Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way."
80605, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Chandler, Wish me luck.
80606, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Well when can we have this shower?
80607, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,Yes! Yes! Yes!! 
80608, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross, Hi!
80609, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
80610, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Monica,"Yes, it was!"
80611, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first"
80612, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"Aww, I don't know Monica y'know... erm... lending friends money is always a mistake."
80613, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? "
80614, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Rachel,"Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?"
80615, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Ross,Well you shouldn’t be. Believe me I wouldn’t want to be the guy who’s up against you.  I mean that doofus is going to lose!
80616, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?"
80617, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
80618, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,"She was all crying. She-she said you guys want different things, and that and that she needed time to think."
80619, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,OH! He's having an affair.
80620, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,Why not?!
80621, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as it’s handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold."
80622, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Well, I thought you liked doing it. "
80623, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Okay, let’s talk about something else."
80624, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
80625, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I know! 
80626, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,What is the matter with your hand?
80627, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,Don’t feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn’t gay.
80628, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Ross,
80629, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,No. I...
80630, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Rachel,Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
80631, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,What is the matter with you?!?
80632, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,"Like a goalie, right?"
80633, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,"Uh, I don’t even really know where I left those. Sorry."
80634, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"‘Kay, put your head back."
80635, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!"
80636, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,Haven’t you ever read the same book over and over again?
80637, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey, Aww crap!
80638, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Monica,"""Wendy"" is a fat girl name."
80639, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"No, I don’t think so."
80640, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,"No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice."
80641, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica," Y’know what? I-I don’t want a big, fancy wedding."
80642, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,I don’t know.
80643, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,"I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you. Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he will sit in it!  Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat."
80644, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Your kid is seven?!  Please! Please get the tickets!
80645, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time."
80646, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"No, not yet."
80647, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross," Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?"
80648, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t..."
80649, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,Aw.  I’m just—I’m in a place in my life right now where I…I…
80650, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Ross," No, Rach, no. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t have to think about it, in fact, I’ve decided, I’ve decided that, that it.......does."
80651, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,I took a shot.
80652, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, I don’t eat that either."
80653, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Well, you manheads aren't any better. You lied about going to the game. You knew it would make you late, and you still went anyway."
80654, Monica’s bedroom,,3,Chandler,Let’s go.
80655, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Oh! Oh! She’s upside down but she’s coming! She’s coming!
80656, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
80657, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Bye.  So this is fun, huh?"
80658, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,"Yes, yes, that's right..."
80659, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Oh, come on! Have you seen what my kid can do?! Huh?! I mean he dials phones! He-he-he eats tortilla chips! He-he plays soccer with the cartoon tiger!"
80660, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Hi.
80661, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,"You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!"
80662, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Joey,"Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler. "
80663, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!"
80664, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,Wher-where have you been?
80665, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,What about the time difference?
80666, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Chandler,"For your information, I was staring at her baby. We're about to be parents."
80667, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,No.
80668, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
80669, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,Right!
80670, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,How... wha... Hey! What are you... What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?
80671, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,What-what ‘cha doin’?
80672, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her."
80673, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
80674, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Joey,"Ahh, wait, is Wendy the runner-up Miss Oklahoma?"
80675, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,
80676, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Monica, I'm gonna go freshen up ok
80677, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Monica,"Oh, I know! Umm, is it because he's always correcting people's grammar? Whom! Whom! Sometimes it's who!"
80678, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,"Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers."
80679, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe," Oh yes, they are."
80680, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,"Okay.  Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m still really sorry!"
80681, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"Fine. Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel. And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!"
80682, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,Again?!
80683, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!"
80684, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,We can’t do it again.
80685, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Okay  no, you do it."
80686, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,"So uh, what did you tell them about me?"
80687, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe," This is terrible, what are you going to do?"
80688, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"No! No, she’s—She was nice. I mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t?"
80689, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,"Yeah, I’d really like to."
80690, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,"Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not ""Archie Comic funny."""
80691, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,Okay. I’m going with you.
80692, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Yeah, he’s the best."
80693, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"All right, I’m gonna show you something a lot of guys don’t know. Rach, give me that pad, please?  All right. Now…"
80694, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,Please!
80695, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Monica,Great! We’re hangin’ in the kitchen!  Let’s stay in the kitchen!
80696, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,I’m gonna grab you some tissue.
80697, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,First of the month.
80698, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Yeah.",8,Ross,
80699, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is changing for the next scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags,",3,Joey,Hey!
80700, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,I like 'em.
80701, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Shh! Shh! Shh!
80702, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,Absolutely! It would just be one friend 
80703, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,Okay good.
80704, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Joey,Hey!
80705, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Chandler,"Angela's the screamer, Andrea has cats."
80706, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Oh, come on!"
80707, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Oww!! Son of a...!! Ow! Come on!
80708, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Chandler,What?!
80709, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
80710, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"All right, well I’m gonna put my sweats back on."
80711, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, no."
80712, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,"Thank you, mister Bag."
80713, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,And you are a very funny clown. 
80714, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica," what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having an off night"
80715, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Chandler,"All right. Look, I’m gonna go in here, and you don’t buy me anything ever. "
80716, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Phoebe,"If you could do that, I’d marry the hippity-hop."
80717, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out.  You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest."
80718, Chandler and Joey's," the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show,",5,Chandler,Hey!
80719, Joey's apartment," Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter, Joey is holding mr, Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus,",9,Joey,Wow! You blow my mind...
80720, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve."
80721, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross," I don’t know, but-but look how shiny!"
80722, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"Oh, we’re supposed to just get him a ticket?! That guy is always mooching off of us!"
80723, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, that paper’s two weeks old."
80724, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Rachel,"Oh! Whoops! I’m sorry, you were talking about Emily!"
80725, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler, Unscented!
80726, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Chandler," Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?"
80727, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,You’re his bitch.
80728, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,"Yeah Melissa, I don’t want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor."
80729, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"You’re just new at this, it’ll get better, think about your first day at work. I mean, that couldn’t have been easy but you figured that out."
80730, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,What are you guys doing?
80731, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, we’ll talk about something else then."
80732, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey, I'll show you how.
80733, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler,Because... that way... we can pick up where we left off.
80734, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"They baked it. I can’t take this anymore. I’m gonna call a meeting tonight, I’m gonna fire you tonight."
80735, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'"
80736, The hallway between the apartments," they are taking Phoebe to the hospital but Chandler and Monica hold back,",5,Monica,I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
80737, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Monica,Waaay too special.
80738, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"That's great. So now, Super Gavin, when I come back where are you planning on flying off to?"
80739, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,"And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!"
80740, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"You know, it haunts me? Up ‘til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!"
80741, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,I swear you said you had the keys.
80742, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey, I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
80743, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Rachel,"I, uh, think you already are."
80744, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,"Hey, Pheebs!"
80745, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,"Oh, I’ll have some!"
80746, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh Joey, I’m hardly a…"
80747, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,Aw-awww!
80748, The Doctor’s office," Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos,",4,Phoebe,Uh-huh.  Good luck.
80749, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!"
80750, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"All right, what else?"
80751, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,Hi!
80752, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God….What’s he gonna do now? I can’t watch!  Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Aren’t you scared?"
80753, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,"That’s okay, this is more important than fruit  on my ceiling! You broke up?!"
80754, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,You shut up!
80755, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,You’ve got it. 
80756, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe, Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we’re on?
80757, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Chandler, We need the stuff.
80758, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, get out!"
80759, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Ross,"Oh God, no."
80760, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Yaaaay!
80761, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…"
80762, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler,This is what I want to do.
80763, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,I don’t think mine likes me either.
80764, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"No Joe, no miracle."
80765, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm not an actor."
80766," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Oh.
80767, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,Going to the hospital tonight?
80768, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?
80769, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel, Nooo...
80770, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Ahh.
80771, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park."
80772, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room."
80773, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"Look, Ross look, I’m on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that’s gonna get you in trouble."
80774, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,You take your time.
80775, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,Really.
80776, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"You’re a pathetic loser, right?"
80777, Iridium," Monica and Paula are at work,",1,Monica,"I mean, why should I let them meet him? I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him. I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd."
80778, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica, Oh.
80779, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I—Hey! I did not go out with your wife! "
80780, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention."
80781, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time."
80782, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",7,Rachel,"No, I-I just don’t know how you decide who to hire. I mean I’ve got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then there’s this guy…"
80783, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,Does Ross know?
80784, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,"Because, it's weird!"
80785, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Chandler,"The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!"
80786, the 5th Precinct," Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment, And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of ""Ladies of the night"" sitting there, ",5,Chandler,"Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!"
80787, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,Oh my God.
80788, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Well look, if you don’t like this…"
80789, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just don’t know if I’m good enough.
80790, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,Can I ask you something?
80791, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Oh y’know, I still—I can’t believe it. Joey and Rachel I mean it’s… It’s like you and me going out, only weirder!"
80792, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
80793, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,"Oh, we’re leaving. Bye Kash."
80794, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. "
80795, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,You ok?
80796, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Ross,"Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He he touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart!"
80797, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Chandler,"Y’know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, ""You’re half Scottish right?"""
80798, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Oh come on Ross!! 
80799, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,I'm sorry... we... we can't.
80800, A locker room," Pete is in a full upper-body cast, Monica enters, sees him, and gasps, Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain,",3,Monica,Please tell me you’re stopping now.
80801, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,"Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?"
80802, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Yeah!
80803, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch--have a perfect, magical weekend together with you."
80804, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?"
80805, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them."
80806, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"It's just, I'm not good at singing."
80807, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Joey,Yeah.
80808, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her."
80809, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,I thought you knew that.
80810, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,Can I see you in my office for a minute?
80811, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Hey that’s not true! Look at uh, look at Angela Lansb—Angelina Jolie!"
80812, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Okay.
80813, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,That's right I am! 
80814, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"See, I would never snap at you like that."
80815, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,Ross.
80816, Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant,9,Ross," Oh, it's not over!"
80817, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ooh.
80818, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel, Oh my God.
80819, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby."
80820, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Monica,"Oh, dear god!"
80821, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,"So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight."
80822, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey, Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
80823, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when we’re married!"
80824, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,I can’t believe you didn’t tell me there was a suicide note!
80825, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler," ""Benefits lapsed."""
80826, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,"Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun."
80827, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,What's the big deal with her? Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way.
80828, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,So are you gonna...talk to her?
80829, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel," I’m training to be better at a job that I hate, my life officially sucks."
80830, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Are you serious?
80831, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,Is he right? Am I really—Am I awful?
80832, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Chandler,Which smells delicious!
80833, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, Because it’s a relaxing and enjoyable time!
80834, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,Maybe I do! I’m pretty feisty! 
80835, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,I’m just making margaritas.
80836, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Oh-my-God!
80837, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Y’know, I never thought I’d say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies.  What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me."
80838, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.
80839, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,Why would the little girl creep you out?
80840, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,No.
80841, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"Some people have been saying its y’know little drops of heaven, but whatever."
80842, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,An annulment? Ross! I don’t think surgery’s the answer here.
80843, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I have stuff in there too."
80844, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Noooo!!! Every time!!!
80845, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Cupping.
80846, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey," All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!"
80847, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?"
80848, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do."
80849, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,We live together. You’re having our baby. I’m not gonna see anybody else. Are you-are you sure you don’t want something more?
80850, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,Oh Joey this is crazy!
80851, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross," Hi! I’m sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night."
80852, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, thanks. "
80853, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked."
80854, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross, Hey!
80855, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Yeah.
80856, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,There is a hardware store right down the street?
80857, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross," ""There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct…"""
80858, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,"No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile on me, but I said no."
80859, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
80860, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, lesson one chords. Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords but umm, I-I-I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. "
80861, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey, Give me $400!
80862, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler,"Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, you’re gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!"
80863, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Joey,Yeah that'd be great! Thanks Pheebs!
80864, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,"So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!"
80865, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,How are you?
80866, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,"In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. "
80867, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in… I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?"
80868, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,Bye. 
80869, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,What-what-what the—how da-how did-what the-how did-what?!
80870, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Joey," Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?"
80871, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?"
80872, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I want to look too! . Yikes!"
80873, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe," Bye, fat ass."
80874, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,Oh... How are they?
80875, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Okay. Sorry. 
80876, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,Do not rush me!!
80877, Ross's apartment,,10,Ross,"Dude, you're not tanned."
80878, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Joey," Dude, I really don't think you should be wearing that."
80879, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Or this one! 
80880, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler, What did you guys just do?!
80881, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,What do you know?!
80882, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"So uh, have a great time down there."
80883, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Well y'know ‘cause Rachel and I used to go out.
80884, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Look who I found standing outside of the Szechwan Dragon staring at a parking meter.
80885, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,"I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything."
80886, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Of course I can! It’s just good sense to backup your backup! Look, I’ve already lost Chandler!"
80887, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever…"
80888, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,"Ooh, it’s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I’m kinda…."
80889, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"I’m sorry, you’re right. What am I gonna say?  Oh!"
80890, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts."
80891, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica,Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day.
80892, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
80893, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Ah!
80894, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Ross,"Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!"
80895, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,The country.
80896, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,H-h-h-how’s the duck?
80897, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, sleep with Kenny."
80898, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,You wanna share it?
80899, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Aw, honey, that's so sweet."
80900, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,Hi Pheebs.
80901, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes."
80902, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map."
80903, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,"Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator."
80904, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Monica,"God, I feel so guilty about Ross."
80905, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,Thanks man.
80906, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,I’m sorry Joey.
80907, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe,I was in charge of cups.
80908, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Who do you wanna fool around with?
80909, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, "
80910, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe, Finish it!
80911, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,"Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I hope its okay?"
80912, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"No! Think about it, it’s a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it’s…"
80913, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,
80914, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Rachel,Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
80915, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,"Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us."
80916, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Rachel has a new doll.
80917, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe, Who’s cell phone is that? It’s just so annoying; everywhere you go.
80918, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Ross,Hi.
80919, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God this doesn’t count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! There’s a crazy guy out in the hall!"
80920, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, it’s totally meant to be.  Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night."
80921, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!
80922, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Alright, alright. Calm down Norma Rae. They didn't actually say that. I'm just afraid if I don't come back right now this guy's gonna try to squeeze me out. "
80923, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica, That’s okay.
80924, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey," Well, I guess we'll never know whose it is!"
80925, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Chandler,And...?
80926, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,"Wait Chandler come on, let’s—it’s not a big deal!"
80927, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Rachel,"Honey, I’m sorry."
80928, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,Hi Alex! 
80929, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!"
80930, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
80931, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Monica,Hi Mr.…Bing.
80932, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he’s actually going to kill you dead."
80933, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross, These are not.
80934, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica," So um, who was she?"
80935, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,"Okay, wait, you gotta hang up ‘cause we’re gonna be late."
80936, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Rachel,"I… Well, I don’t think they need any help."
80937, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Chandler,"Oh no, now it’s not gonna make any sense!"
80938, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"Honey, that's okay. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something."
80939, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Lie!!! How hard is that?! The check’s in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I can’t wait to read your book Ross!!
80940, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey,"Come on man there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh oh, what if you saw a three-legged puppy?"
80941, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Monica,"Look at you, you won't even look at him."
80942, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Chandler, Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
80943, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Monica,"Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?"
80944, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, happy needless-turkey-murder day."
80945, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica," Yes, he is. Me."
80946, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is pouring Mark some coffee,",3,Rachel,"Well, oh, Mark, I’m doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? I’m just doing it to get back at Ross. I’m sorry, it’s not very fair to you."
80947, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!"
80948, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe, “Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. I’ll miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk.” You just wrote this!
80949, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross," Well, if Phoebe's choosing, then say hello to Mike's next groomsman."
80950, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Joey,I'll treat you real nice. 
80951, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey, Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!
80952, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"That’s not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat."
80953, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Ross,"Pheebs, what's wrong?"
80954, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,I’ll get her.
80955, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey, Wow? Wow what?! Wow what?! Who you—what?!!
80956, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Oh hi!
80957, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,"Well, maybe sometimes I find out things or I hear something and I pass that information on y'know kinda like a public service, it doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Kopel a gossip?"
80958, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica, Oh my God! What happened?
80959, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,Hm-mmm.
80960, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Yeah, what's that like?"
80961, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,We’ll each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truth—me.
80962, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Done! I did it! Heh, who’s stupid now? "
80963, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,"Oh, how do you play the shadow game?"
80964, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,"Look, we have enough, just walk away."
80965, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel," Okay, but before you go, could you help me first?"
80966, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"Okay.  Uh, huh. Excuse me, I’m sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats."
80967, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Chandler,Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
80968, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Hey! So, did you quit?"
80969, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Phoebe,"Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died."
80970, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,What?
80971, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe," That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!"
80972, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like,  banging his hands together!"
80973, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Monica," Oh my God! It’s true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?"
80974, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,"Wait, you’re giving me your Porsche, you’re kidding me right?!"
80975, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,Really?! That's what you heard?  You said that?
80976, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"Well, I’d like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know you’re casting for this new show…"
80977, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
80978, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup."
80979, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal."
80980, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are talking about passion,",4,Ross,I do.
80981, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!"
80982, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Thanks, man."
80983, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,Stop it!! That’s not funny!!
80984, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or…
80985, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,That new mountain bike?
80986, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
80987, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,AAAHHHH!
80988, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica, He took off?
80989, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,Then why would he say it?
80990, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Ross,Yeah? Sometimes it's… 
80991, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears… But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, ""Where's Betsy?"" Right? And she says, ""Betsy's been dead for 10 years."""
80992, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,"Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea."
80993, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,A woman in a man’s body.
80994, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,"Oh, wow, Molly is just great!"
80995, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Oh my God!
80996, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Mindy?! My maid of honour, Mindy?!"
80997, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross,You ate my sandwich?
80998, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe," Don’t try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died."
80999, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey, Oh my God!
81000, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,I paid to have this done.
81001, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,No kind. He just makes it up.
81002, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,"It’s so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one who’s eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross."
81003, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didn’t count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking."
81004, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Chandler,Mike didn't tell you? You have to chose one of us to be in your wedding. One of his groomsmen fell out.
81005, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,"It's okay, it's just an egg roll."
81006, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,What?
81007, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Oh, y’know what? I can’t. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl."
81008, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butter’s done?"
81009, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,"I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off."
81010, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Honey, honey, I’m sorry, I know it’s our anniversary but I told you on the phone I don’t have time to stop."
81011, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Before we go out there I’ve got a present for ya.
81012, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Chandler,Ross! It’s got your wavy black lines!
81013, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Monica,"All right, let me see.  Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me."
81014, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Wow. Okay, I don’t know how to talk to you."
81015, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Oh my God! I love that!
81016, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Phoebe,And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.  And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment.
81017, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
81018, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,In your atlas!
81019, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,No! He blew us off!
81020, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
81021, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Ross, Hey.
81022, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,"Yeah, we really do!"
81023, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monica’s made of honor."
81024, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, ""I’m Rachel Greep! I’m Rachel Greep!"" and he let her right in."
81025, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Chandler," Hey, my Father’s house does that!"
81026, Rachel's new job," she's in her new boss's office  Oh, what a fun office.",5,Rachel,
81027, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe," Ooh, do you want to talk to Chandler?"
81028, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
81029, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like  ten minutes left!
81030, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Mon?
81031, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,"Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door."
81032, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,"Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you."
81033, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Joey,"�Hola, amigos! "
81034, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma.  What's my number?
81035, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,"Oh, you don't want me on the trip?"
81036, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,No they didn’t!
81037, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings  in his ear."
81038, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,No!!
81039, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey, Okay.
81040, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,Hey. I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
81041, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Phoebe,"Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; he let me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes."
81042, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.
81043, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Grand Supreme Little Darling?
81044, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,"Okay Rachel, I can’t wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! We’ll have so much fun!!"
81045, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Really, you want to wait a year?"
81046, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,Awww.
81047, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Monica,Last night.
81048, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
81049, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
81050, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Monica,Are you serious?
81051, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Rachel,"All right, so we weren’t prepared!"
81052, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,Oh my God!
81053, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,"Because I just didn't know how much I wanted it. And I love you, and I wanted to live with you."
81054, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
81055, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Ross,"Ah, we’ll all go. "
81056, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,You sprayed my front twice!
81057, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Yeah.
81058, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Ross,"Rach, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up."
81059, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey, Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?
81060, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I’m going to announce that I’m pregnant!"
81061, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica,"There it is. Joey, what are you doing?"
81062, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,"These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it’s gotta be Rachel."
81063, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Chandler,Hey!
81064, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads!"
81065, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Ross,Good night.
81066, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,You know he's gay?
81067, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Who?
81068, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Joey,
81069, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey, Sure. Yep.
81070, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,No we’re not.
81071, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Always.
81072, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Wow Pheebs, you speak Italian?"
81073, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
81074, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"Oh, veto. How about—Ooh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?"
81075, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
81076, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Rachel,"All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but I’m telling you…"
81077, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"Okay, it’s not a check. They’re saying your health insurance expired because, you didn’t work enough last year."
81078, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,"No, I know what a silent is I meant, what’s going on with your hair?"
81079, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross," Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something."
81080, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,And—Joey!
81081, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,What are you guys doing?
81082, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Monica,What?
81083, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Yeah?
81084, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Say hi to Wally.
81085, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"No, I don’t see it!"
81086, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Chandler,Please tell me you got the message!
81087, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey," No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!"
81088, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,"No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche."
81089, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey," Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me."
81090, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Phoebe,"Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert."
81091, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Rachel,"So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?"
81092, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?"
81093, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"No, he visited a little town south of throw up.  So what was Phoebe’s secret?"
81094, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,"All right, rock on. "
81095, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe, No
81096, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross," No I don’t want to play video games, Joey!"
81097, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,All right relax Mr. I’ve Had Sex Four Times!
81098, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,They are. Why?
81099, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
81100, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Chandler,You really like it?
81101, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Okay, hold my crawler."
81102, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,
81103, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Hi.
81104, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
81105, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,No problem! Next week stealing... 
81106, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Well hurry, I can't feel my ears!"
81107, Rachel has gone off on her own to look for the cat's owner,,1,Rachel,"Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty..."
81108, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,Of course he’s gonna have his Uncle Joey!
81109, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,Ah. Hm.  Wanna go to bed?
81110, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Santa? Really?
81111, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Chandler,What d'ya know... It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
81112, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,What?
81113, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Rachel, Ha!
81114, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,I'm sorry... we... we can't.
81115, 4 Queens Club," Helena Handbasket is singing,",7,Monica,Relax! You’ll be fine.  Oh much better. You’re invisible now.
81116, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,Comb my eyelashes.
81117, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Monica,Are you really gonna do this?
81118, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Yeah that works.
81119, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"He said that he wasn’t gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he’s gonna do is have you evicted—I’ll see you later."
81120, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,Just pull on it.
81121, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
81122, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"That’s-that’s great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Let’s go. "
81123, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,"Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! "
81124, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler, She doesn’t want her parents to know she’s drunk.
81125, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,Oh God!
81126, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,...Now that was fun.
81127, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,"So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?"
81128, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Sorry about the table, man."
81129, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Chandler,"Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. "
81130, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,It’s just I miss her so much.
81131, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Have to make it stop!!
81132, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,"Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!"
81133, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,"Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas…and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime they’re hungry or sleepy. Y’know, kids are tough. Good luck with that. "
81134, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Did they teach you that in your anger management class?
81135, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,"I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father."
81136, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party."
81137, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"All right, I’ll see you guys later."
81138, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Gentlemen, you’re pick."
81139, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,And?
81140, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Ross,"She said, ""Thank you."" I said, ""I love you."" And she said, ""Thank you."""
81141, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. "
81142, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,Is that supposed to be an insult?
81143, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hey-hey-hey!!
81144, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just don’t know if we’re really quite there yet."
81145, The Hospital," Marcel lies on the operating table while recovering from the anaesthetic, tucked up under a sheet like an infant in a huge bed, Ross sits beside him, as a smiling Chandler, Monica and Rachel look on,",1,Chandler,We think he was trying to spell out 'MONKEY.'
81146, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,"Hey, don’t get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!"
81147, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,"I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but..."
81148, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Well y’know I was just in the neighborhood and I passed by your building and I thought to myself, ""What’s up with Carol and sweet, little Ben?"""
81149, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Joey,So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
81150, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Believe me I’m trying.
81151, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,Ya.
81152, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Hey!
81153, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Joey,Sure.
81154, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"'Cause, I wanted to uh, give you this. "
81155, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"Why not?! I mean it’s just, it’s just climbing! It’s just, it’s just steep!"
81156, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,"Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?"
81157, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler, No you can’t.
81158, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Ross,Chandler’s gonna ask Monica to marry him!
81159, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey! I am secure with my masculinity.
81160, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,No.
81161, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, it’s just y’know…"
81162, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,I just want you to say it once in a while.
81163, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,I'm so sorry...
81164, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,"Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food nothing has worked."
81165, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe,"I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong..."
81166, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?"
81167, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Look, I’m telling you if I put my hand on my stomach right here  it doesn’t hurt that bad."
81168, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Okay, uhm... Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere?"
81169, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, you’re right. How’s the Mrs.?"
81170, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentine’s Day."
81171, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,
81172, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, she's got gorgeous hair."
81173, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything.  Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!"
81174, The smoker's balcony," Rachel, Kim, and Nancy are all puffing away on their cancer sticks,",5,Rachel,Oh but you could. You can. Absolutely! We can help each other out! We can get--what are those--those patches! We could be like the Patch Sisters!
81175, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,Monica’s wasted.
81176, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,Did that!
81177, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler," That's a lie, you went to the game, I can see Joey's hand."
81178, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
81179, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Monica,"OK, great. You'll tell us and we'll laugh. Let's play poker."
81180, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Ross,Nobody likes change.
81181, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Monica,Really?!
81182, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Poor baby, you’re so tired. Rach, I didn’t propose to you, Joey didn’t propose to you, and Chandler didn’t propose to you."
81183, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, is that against the rules?"
81184, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Joey,Oh ... 
81185, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Rachel," Oh, well you know who I love the most?"
81186, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross, Hey!
81187, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Phoebe,"Hi, so what happened?"
81188, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,"I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps."
81189, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,"I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! "
81190, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,"Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work."
81191, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Ssshyeah, well, duh! I mean..."
81192, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!"
81193, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"Ooh, I like that."
81194, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Monica,That’s-that’s not Phase Three.
81195, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,"No that’s, that’s okay."
81196, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Did she  do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
81197, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together."
81198, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Oh yeah?
81199, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,What are peanut butter fingers?!
81200, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"No, I’m good. "
81201, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good."
81202, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Chandler,Oh! 
81203, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The water’s tepid. The salt didn’t dissolve and is now… lodged places. And the scents I used don’t compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile—Oh!"
81204, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Yeah, we kissed, but... nothing else... nothing else happened, okay."
81205, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Monica,Okay. Here’s the thing.
81206, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,I want to make a ship to shore call to Chandler.
81207, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there."
81208, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Phoebe,"All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?"
81209, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?"
81210, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Rachel,"Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! "
81211, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,You got it! Oh-oh! 
81212, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"I just thought he was nice, y'know?"
81213, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?"
81214, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Yeah, Ginger something."
81215, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Oh, yeah go ahead."
81216, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the first floor?"
81217, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Phoebe,You’re the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen.
81218, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,What?
81219, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Phoebe,Oh hey!
81220, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross,"Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, ""Wow,  I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."""
81221, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,"Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming."
81222, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"I’m sorry, you’re right. What am I gonna say?  Oh!"
81223, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,Because patience is the road to understanding  which ... is the key... to a happy heart.
81224, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,Okay. 
81225, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,What?
81226, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"I do! I do! I do!  Ugh, like I can really chase you. I’m carrying a litter."
81227, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Hey!
81228, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Haha, no thanks!"
81229, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Y’know she has 147,000 pairs of boots…"
81230, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!"
81231, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?"
81232, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Monica,"Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it!  I’m right, right?"
81233, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, and umm my baby."
81234, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Barbara! Hi, how are you? "
81235, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?"
81236, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Ross,"The head, the head. You gotta..."
81237, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Dr. Wiener.
81238, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... 
81239, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?
81240, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Monica,"Okay that’s it. I give up. At mom and dad’s 40th anniversary, you’re the one giving the speech."
81241, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,What? Who says that?
81242, Phoebe's apartment," There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it,",9,Phoebe,Wow. Where is your luggage? 
81243, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,"Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, she’s gonna love me."
81244, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,I was trying to help out a squirrel.
81245, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,What’d you rent?
81246, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. "
81247, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"Oh, great."
81248, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,"Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we’ll be able to find a new place for the wedding."
81249, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Monica,I can’t go to lunch!!
81250, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Hey!
81251, The Portrait Studio," Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!"
81252, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joey’s lewd version?"
81253, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe," Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice."
81254, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,You have no idea how much this hurts.  Keep going! Keep going!
81255, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew!  God.
81256, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,Duh!! Christmas!
81257, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Oh that’s so sweet thanks.
81258, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,Hey!
81259, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
81260, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!"
81261, Beth Israel Medical Center," Phoebe is at her OB-GYN doing an ultrasound, Rachel is with her, We here the baby’s heartbeat,",4,Phoebe,What do you know?!
81262, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"See, I’m not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?"
81263, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!"
81264, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,"Look Ross, if you’re so freaked out, just get in the car!"
81265, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,I know! Robin is so gay!
81266, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Yeah! You’re such a great friend!
81267, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,Well-well—see? Parents are comin’!
81268, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"But y’know umm, Rachel doesn’t rhyme with draddle."
81269, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Events from around the globe.
81270, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I-I can’t—I mean y’know I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I just—I feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I…"
81271, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?"
81272, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?
81273, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's Dr. Seuss!"
81274, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Joey," ""Happy birthday to you!"""
81275, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross, We can still catch that Ukrainian film.
81276, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Chandler,"What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can’t have children!!"
81277, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums."
81278, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Joey,"Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not! You're like, like the anti-Paolo!"
81279, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,"Well, the stuff I just mentioned."
81280, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,Hi Pheebs!
81281, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"No-no-no, if you unplug it, I’ll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work.  Chip in it or something!"
81282, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I'd love to!
81283, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel," Oh, hey, Mona!"
81284, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,That's how old you are.
81285, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,I'm thinking about you...
81286, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,"I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?"
81287, Ms," McKenna’s Office, Chandler enters,",9,Chandler,"But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain’t that funny? Irony? Not a fan, alright . See, here’s the thing. I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go. See, me, I love Tulsa!  Tulsa is heaven!  Tulsa is Italy—Please don’t make me go there!"
81288, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,"Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on."
81289, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
81290, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica, Chandler is such an idiot!
81291, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,"Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come."
81292, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel," Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?"
81293, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,Worked like a charm.
81294, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything."
81295, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh no. No Ross, don’t do this."
81296, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,You’re back.
81297, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Chandler,"Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel. If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you."
81298, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Yeah! How you doin'? Yeah alright!
81299, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,I know.
81300, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
81301, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Chandler,Hey.
81302, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Is Amanda here yet?
81303, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!
81304, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!"
81305, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,And you're not gonna do that.
81306, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
81307, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.
81308, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,"And then we’re gonna have a little Middle Eastern cous-cous. Something we can eat, with our hands."
81309, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,S-s-smell her hair? What if I did?
81310, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God!!! Monica!! He’s the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
81311, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Monica,Y’know what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
81312, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,... she's being unreasonable!
81313, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. "
81314, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,"Yes, you did!"
81315, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, I don’t know the boat way to say this, but uh never!"
81316, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Well, okay. Would-would you get me a Diet Coke?"
81317, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
81318, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,No! No. They’re umm… They’re just uh…ground beef smileys. 
81319, Ben and Joey's  Bye-bye! So long! Later!,,5,Ross,
81320, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe, It’s so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!
81321, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Fear of Triscuts?
81322, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Monica,"You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. "
81323, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Ross," two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks!"
81324, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,"Rachel, listen—I mean, if you let me have him then I will really owe you one."
81325, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross, Hello!
81326, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Women tell each other everything. Did you know that?
81327, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Monica,I don’t know. I guess the other people just don’t care enough.
81328, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"When, when were you... under me?"
81329, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Phoebe, I…"
81330, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother’s not going to punch me.  Are ya?"
81331, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,Oh great!
81332, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?"
81333, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon."
81334, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,How was the honeymoon?
81335, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,"Honey, no one thinks you’re a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. "
81336, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,Hey! Babe! Aren’t you excited we’re going on our honeymoon?
81337, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica," Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry..."
81338, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Not if I kiss you first.
81339, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I like that.  What?
81340, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Watch.  Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change."
81341, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
81342, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Phoebe,So that story doesn’t make you cry?
81343, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge, As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open  and she quickly closes it again, But then realizes she didn't have to do that, So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and…",5,Ross,Hey.
81344, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,"You really thought ""Science Boy"" was worth saving! "
81345, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Rachel,What’s this?
81346, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",8,Joey," Hey, how you doin’?"
81347, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross,It's the—Chandler!!
81348, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
81349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross, It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
81350, Phoebe’s Work," Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe,",3,Ross, Who’s your roommate?
81351, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Monica,You serious?!
81352, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,"Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything?!"
81353, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?"
81354, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note."
81355, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,"Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake."
81356, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe."
81357, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,"Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…"
81358, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Rachel,It’s coming from Joey!
81359, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,Don’t you just love the way they talk?!
81360, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it."
81361, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Hey, if you need a tour guide... "
81362, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,"Well, I haven’t discussed it with him yet, but I know he’s gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book."
81363, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross, Hey guys!
81364, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight."
81365, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica,"Oh, and by the way, he’s lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous!  I still love Chandler."
81366, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,"Wait, but there’s no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!"
81367, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,Right here?
81368, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Sweet!
81369, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,Yes.
81370, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey, Y’know what I mean! She’s this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and…uh-oh.
81371, The Emergency Room," Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last, Ross and Chandler hurtle in, Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms, They dash up to the admissions desk, Ross is frantic,",1,Monica,Michael.
81372, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Sit!
81373, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,"Well, you're... you're different funny... I mean, you're... you're more sarcastic a-a-and... well, he does... bits... and impressions... and... and limericks..."
81374, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"No!! No! He’s not married, or involved, with anyone!"
81375, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Joey,"Oh, it went amazingly well!"
81376, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,"No, but you can't."
81377, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"No reason! That would just be a really big surprise, right?"
81378, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?"
81379, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Oh my God. Oh my God! And you’re-you’re…you’re not freaking out?
81380, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Chandler,Do you think he’ll ever forgive me?
81381, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Yeah.
81382, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,No.
81383, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel,Allright. Well thank you so much for coming... 
81384, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Joey,But he's the same.
81385, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,Carol?
81386, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Doing great! Yes-yes-yes! Take control! Yes!
81387, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,
81388, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Rachel,Hit me!
81389, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
81390, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that."
81391, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,No.
81392, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,"Well, no. You’re Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! "
81393, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Ross," I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!"
81394, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Why can’t you use the phone in here?
81395, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Mississippilesly?  Well, how bad is it?"
81396, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,But I insist harder!
81397, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,No they didn’t!
81398, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
81399, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Rachel,"You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?"
81400, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,I paid to have this done.
81401, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Well, it must be, because I read and I didn't understand a singe word. "
81402, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,Excuse me?
81403, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
81404, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,Excuse me.  How ya doin'?
81405, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,"Was there...uh, huh, huh, huh... andybody, anybody else there."
81406, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,"I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands..."
81407, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross," Look, I-I’m really sorry I let go of the bike."
81408, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, I’ll do whatever you want."
81409, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.
81410, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Phoebe,"Listen, Robert’s gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?"
81411, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,"All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and damnit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes ."
81412, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Phoebe,This is so great.
81413, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Hey!  Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?"
81414,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,Hey Phoebe!
81415, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey, Oh! Ohh! Oh!!
81416, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, I can’t live with Joey once the baby comes. I don’t want my child’s first words to be,  ""How you doin’?"""
81417, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause ""Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"""
81418, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,Dude! How come you took off?
81419, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Don't you have to pee?
81420, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,I'm too excited!
81421, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox."
81422, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,We haven’t eaten yet!
81423, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do."
81424, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Get the hell out of there, y’know?"
81425, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,"Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wife’s tools.  Oh my God!"
81426, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good. "
81427, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
81428, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.
81429, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"No, he said we were holding up the people behind us."
81430, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,"Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?"
81431, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Okay umm, bad stuff. Well, I’m-I’m 12 years older than she is."
81432, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Really? Who would, who would you marry?"
81433, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Come on, there’s gotta be something."
81434, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! 
81435, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,But you were going to propose?
81436, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Chandler, Hey!
81437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Well, stuff like where’d we live, y’know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y’know, we could have a cat that had a bell on it’s collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we’d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old."
81438, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Good. Y’know—no-no, okay, it’s-it feels like everything’s been about me lately, so what’s happening with you?"
81439, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she’s having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!"
81440, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"He’s right. Nobody’s gonna benefit, and you’re just gonna hurt her."
81441, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Phoebe,"Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like ""forget about her"" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, ""Oh my god."" So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?"
81442, Joey's,,9,Rachel,Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
81443, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Rachel,Was that the cake?
81444, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Chandler,"So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?"
81445, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Oh my God.
81446, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,"Oh, you got the whole night, huh?"
81447, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,No!
81448, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Yes! See you and I have always been like—
81449, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"Oh, come on! I’ll give you ten free Ralph Lauren shirts."
81450, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Phoebe, Hi.
81451, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Chandler," Yes, he is!"
81452, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,Did you take that tape?
81453, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Probably shouldn’t touch me.
81454, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Nooo, later. "
81455, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Wow, hello! You look great!"
81456, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,"So when you said, ""Get up early,"" did you mean 1986?"
81457, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Rachel, Hi.
81458, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Joey,Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
81459, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,"Fine, but if we end up not doing this Maxim thing because of this party..."
81460, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! 
81461, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel, What?
81462, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,I am like Indiana Jones.
81463, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Well, have you guys made anything that maybe I can take credit for?"
81464, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta go back in there."
81465, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!"
81466, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
81467, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey,"Oh, that’s, uh, that’s Phoebe’s friend’s dog. I don’t know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella."
81468, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh! 
81469, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Monica,She’s leaving for three months.
81470, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Right.
81471, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today."
81472, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things..."
81473, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,"Okay uh, look I know you’re a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff…"
81474, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, ‘Oh, I’m so talented.’ and ‘Oh, I’m so pretty,’ and ‘Ooh, I smell so good.’"
81475, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Monica,"I know that there’s no hole there, I just really liked that picture."
81476, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"Okay.  So uh, Ross is kinda bummed huh?"
81477, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Wow, I really get crabby when I cook."
81478, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,But you live here!  You know that.
81479, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Ross,"Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I don’t care,  because you got the apartment. Yes!"
81480, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey,You cuddled.
81481, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,What?
81482, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,"Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person."
81483, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,You what?
81484, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,It was. It was an amazing night.
81485, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?"
81486, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,mah
81487, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,"Wait a minute, why don’t you just call Mark.  I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you’ve got to make stuff happen."
81488, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe, Greg and Jenny?
81489, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Yeah, yeah."
81490, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Phoebe,"Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time."
81491, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?
81492, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,Okay! Do you wanna tell the story?!
81493, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,"Yeah, we’re trying to get pregnant."
81494, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan Come in."
81495, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,"Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?"
81496, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,David?
81497, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Hi! Y’know what honey, we’re actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but I’m out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?"
81498, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Okay, fine."
81499, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, where are you going?"
81500, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh.
81501, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Chandler,Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
81502, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Monica,Hey!
81503, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. And Phoebe,  is on this couch."
81504, The Geller’s Garage," continued from earlier, Ross and Mr, Geller are still deciding what to do,",7,Ross,"Well, can you blame her?"
81505, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"Huh, I might be losing interest in this."
81506, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
81507, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Dawson?!
81508, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?"
81509, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,"Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy."
81510, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"And the other ah, Dutch people, they come on from somewhere near the Netherlands, right?"
81511, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Yeah?
81512, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. "
81513, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Better than Chandler. 
81514, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,I don't know.
81515, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Monica,How was your first day?
81516, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,Wheel!
81517, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,"No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! We’re not at a barn dance. You’ve gotta—you wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?"
81518, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Monica,Well I-I really don’t remember the name of it.
81519, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?"
81520, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"I don't know, birds just don't say, ""Hello, sit here, eat something."""
81521, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Joey,"Yeah, you’re roommate is a soap opera star."
81522, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it,",7,Monica,Is that all?
81523, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Really? That's great!
81524, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Chandler, Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?
81525, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Monica,Why?
81526, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,I cannot believe her.
81527, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,Bye.
81528, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,So how'd it go?
81529, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
81530, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh Rach that’s great. That’s great. 
81531, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,The cold weather hurts my hip!
81532, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Chandler,"I know, she's been such a big part of my life. And it feels like when Melrose Place got cancelled.  I mean... oh, forget it. I miss Melrose Place!"
81533, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe," I would love it. Consider it forgotten... But just so you know... however and whenever you decide to propose, I promise I'll say yes. Whether... whether, you know, it is in a basketball game, or in sky writing, or you know, like some lame guy in a cheesy movie who hides it in the cake."
81534, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,No-no.
81535, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Pheebs, I still need some help here"
81536, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Rachel,Yes!  Y-E-S. Yes!
81537, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,"Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!"
81538, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,‘Cause otherwise they’d have to call it the room room.
81539, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,I’m afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
81540, Central Perk," ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something, Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened,",5,Chandler,Nope.
81541, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,Yeah.
81542, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging."
81543, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Monica, Look at you with all the guys!
81544, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"Y’know, that party wasn’t bad."
81545, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
81546, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,"Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks."
81547, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica, I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
81548, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,"Come on baby, don’t go. Please? What do you say?"
81549, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Chandler,Lie!!! How hard is that?! The check’s in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I can’t wait to read your book Ross!!
81550, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Rachel,"Well, that’s a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick."
81551, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Everyone at our school heard it!
81552, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second.  Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break."
81553, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,But I thought that ring stood for Caprice’s undying love for her brother.
81554, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Joey,Your sister stood me up the other night.
81555, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I don't know. I don't know."
81556, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m little nervous."
81557, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
81558, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay Monica, did you know about this?!"
81559, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,"Get out your checkbook, mister."
81560, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe," Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass."
81561, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,What ‘cha doing Mon?
81562, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Joey,"Hey Robert, could you ah, ha, pass me those cookies?"
81563, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,All right.
81564, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,I don't think so.
81565, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,Okay! My turn! My turn!
81566, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,Well now it’s an empty bar.
81567, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"Oh, that's me."
81568, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,What we want honey.
81569, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,"Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!"
81570, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Ross,"So, what did you decide?"
81571, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Monica,Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
81572, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,I got it! Mine!
81573, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof."
81574, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Rachel," Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that ain’t a pretty picture in the morning, y’know what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know."
81575, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Hi, listen, I’m sorry about before. I don’t need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn’t get girls, and now I can ‘em—Now, I have you.  Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women…"
81576, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!"
81577, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"No, it’s me. Phoebe!"
81578, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ooh, what happened?"
81579, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes."
81580, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Yeah but Phoebe…
81581, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Uh, yeah, if you want too."
81582, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Monica,"Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Year’s... but obviously someone forgot."
81583, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,All right.
81584, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh, but that’s okay."
81585, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,Then I’m gonna have to ask you to keep it down. 
81586, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"OK, I'm officially unpacked. Thanks for helping me man. "
81587, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Bye!
81588, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, and I know you guys don’t know a lot about psychic readings, but that one is pretty much the worse one you can get."
81589, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,That I was going to eat him.
81590, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Joey,"Uhh, look, your eye’s still popping out a little, I’m gonna go get some ice."
81591, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!"
81592, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Phoebe,Then keep running. 
81593, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"I’m fine! I just, I’m thinking how much it’s an end of era."
81594, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Phoebe,We stand firm at $10.
81595, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, what’s your point?"
81596, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something."
81597, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,This thing welded shut?!
81598, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area."
81599, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Who are these men?
81600, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,So-so you would’ve just lied?
81601, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,No. No! No! No!
81602, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one’s fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident."
81603, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here."
81604, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, did she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard."
81605, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, her first day on a new spiritual plane and she's gonna come to the coffeehouse!"
81606, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
81607, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so…"
81608, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
81609, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Your company has a fine foods division?
81610, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Chandler,I can’t believe you didn’t tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty!
81611, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,"Well, congratulations, so do you love her?"
81612, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel, I got the interview!
81613, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"Nope, nope, that's it."
81614, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Ross,
81615, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,"Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London."
81616, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler, May I?
81617, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Chandler,"So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?"
81618, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, Marry her.
81619, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,"Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress."
81620, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,What about the chick?
81621, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,You didn’t tell her did you?
81622, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Oh Pheebs, that’s great. It doesn’t count."
81623, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey,"It was different for you guys! I mean, I mean, you were both in the same place, right?"
81624, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Joey,"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me."
81625, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,"No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today."
81626, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Um, yeah."
81627, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,Oh?
81628, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,Wouldn’t she?
81629,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!
81630, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?"
81631, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,What? Who?
81632, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"Hey. Well, what’s up?"
81633, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,Fine. You’ll-you’ll watch it on video when we get back.
81634, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,"Really? I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?"
81635, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Joey, Havin' some trouble?
81636, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,And heels.
81637, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"Phoebe is, making people."
81638, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,Thanks!
81639, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though she’s still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy."
81640, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Bedsprings, unmistakable!"
81641, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,"You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?"
81642, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, it just seems pretty wild and you’re so—y’know so…vanilla."
81643, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Joey, I don’t think so.
81644, After dinner,,3,Ross,"Oh, yeah, that would be me, um, I have, I have a problem I-I tip way too much, way, way, too much, it’s a sickness really."
81645, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots."
81646, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said
81647, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
81648, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,Hands.
81649, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Chandler,"Well, you couldn’t get them anyway. Ian doesn’t plan anymore and Derrick…  And Derrick is a name I shouldn’t know."
81650, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"That's funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm."
81651, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,"Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell."
81652, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"So okay what? You’re gonna be married to a girl who doesn’t even know about it?!—Op, woman! Sorry."
81653, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Joey,Great nap.
81654, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,Hi!
81655, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Awww.  Bye!
81656, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,I think I feel ok about it. Actually I think I feel really good about it.
81657, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,I could do that.
81658, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Monica,Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
81659, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,"You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. "
81660, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe, You wouldn’t let her have a grape?
81661, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"I can’t believe her, y’know it’s just—it’s so typical."
81662, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Then free as a bird. What’s up?
81663, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Chandler,Stick to your side!
81664, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,"Oh, that's because I had lunch with Rich—Me neither! Okay, what do I want now?"
81665, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"""When can you move in?"""
81666, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"Y’know, when we talked about face to face, I don’t think we thought it all the way through."
81667, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,I don't know!
81668, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,I have to go scream into a pillow. 
81669, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,There you go!!
81670, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,I bet someone could use one of Monica's freshly baked cookies.
81671, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Phoebe,"Oo, where are the seats?"
81672, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"I-I-I like, I like parties."
81673, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"I can’t believe you won’t just admit it!  Okay, just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid."
81674, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!"
81675, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Oh!  Ok, um, ok, um,"
81676, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,Good luck.
81677, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"Oh, forget about it. She rocks!"
81678, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,All right.
81679, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Well, if he’s angry, he really shouldn’t just cover it up. I-I wish he would just tell me the truth."
81680, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"I was going too.  Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?"
81681, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"It was totally flirting. ""Somebody got a haircut """
81682, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,"Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name."
81683, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like 'Gee, that glacier's getting kinda close.' See?"
81684, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,We have free porn here!!!
81685, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
81686, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Chandler,"This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you’d be looking like a ham right about now."
81687, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,What does the sign say?
81688, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Monica,Brrrrrrr!
81689, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Chandler was totally flirting with the hot delivery girl!
81690, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Wh-what’s that?
81691, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"Well, it’s a long story. It’s kind of embarrassing. Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.  How about you?"
81692, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,Ugh…
81693, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Phoebe!
81694, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...
81695, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,You look good!
81696, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,Oh you got a wedding dress? That’s great!
81697, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey,Cage closed?
81698, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,Okay.
81699, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,"Man, tough week for Estelle!"
81700, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,Yeah!
81701, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Ross,Uh-huh. Thank Joey!
81702, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
81703, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Rachel,"Hey. Gosh, you look soo familiar."
81704, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Rachel,"Well, Joshua’s coming in tomorrow and since I don’t have the guts to ask him out, I’m going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket."
81705, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake."
81706, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey, Hey!
81707, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,What?
81708, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,"Thanks, man, big help."
81709, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!"
81710, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey," Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!"
81711, The Museum of Prehistoric History  That said it was my sandwich?!,,5,Ross,
81712, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I’d take that bad boy out for a little spin."
81713, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Monica,Honey why don’t you go lie down.
81714, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on."
81715, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous! I mean, they’re gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off. I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s."
81716, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica," Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?"
81717, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
81718, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Hey! What’s going on?
81719, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Chandler, It’s been six months! It’s not funny!
81720, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica," Well, I hope you're happy!"
81721, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,She’s perfect.
81722, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"All right, I have ya. Oh God."
81723, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Well uh…I think I want to take Chandler.
81724, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,Please!
81725, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Uhm no! Think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you saw someone you liked and you kissed them. I mean, those people who like someone and don't kiss them... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people."
81726, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,No!
81727, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,Hey!
81728, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is sitting at her desk as Mr, Waltham comes in,",4,Rachel,Really?
81729, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,"It's very weird! I don't want some guy down there telling me, I'm y'know, dilatedamundo!"
81730, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursday’s was just our thing man!
81731, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,"Yeah, sure. Go ahead.  Oh, me, right!"
81732, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica, This is great! Now she’s gonna be mad at Rachel! Y’know what? And I’m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.
81733, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension."
81734, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don’t ya?"
81735, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him.  Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on."
81736, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing."
81737, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Well, I’m not going to go now anyway ."
81738, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Y’know what? I can’t believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
81739, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
81740, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica,"Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us."
81741, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,Hi!
81742, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Ross' shirt is torn.
81743, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,What?
81744, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Hey the wedding is so close! Are you getting nervous?
81745, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Chandler,"Oh good, because uh we got Rachel 800 gallons of water."
81746, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Uh, yeah, I ah, I also need two."
81747, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,I’m so sorry! Are you okay?
81748, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
81749, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,"Everyone, this is Julie."
81750, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,Hey.
81751, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Rachel,Well we’re gonna miss you around here.
81752, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hey!
81753, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Ohh.
81754, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
81755, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"Yeah, you did some real good thinkin’ in there."
81756, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
81757, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"So, will I like any of these guys?"
81758, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica,"Well, maybe you should send him something. So that when he gets to Las Vegas he'll know that you're sorry."
81759, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey,  where did you learn that word?"
81760, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Ross,
81761, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…"
81762, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
81763, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Joey,"Check it out, he’s winning!  Pete’s winning!"
81764, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots."
81765, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!"
81766, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,"Oh, Chandler that is so nice."
81767, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?"
81768, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh, I wish he was a doll, then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissy noises. Oh! And he has the most beautiful name, I never realised it, Joshua! Josh-u-a! Joshua! Josh."
81769, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Chandler,"And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight.  You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn’t afford it, because you paid dinner last night."
81770, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Rachel,Hi!
81771, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, , Ok, that is either, ""How could you?"" or, ""Enormous breasts!"" Here he comes!"
81772, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Phoebe, Hey.
81773, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Ross.
81774, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"Joey! Come on! I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”"
81775, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Phoebe," Wait! Maybe, maybe you’re overreacting! You do that y’know."
81776, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
81777, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,Yes! We found you a really cute and funny guy from Chandler’s work!
81778, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
81779, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"No, I said fun!"
81780, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica," Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot."
81781, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,I got to figure out what I’m going to wear.
81782, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, Ross sucks!"
81783, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Joey,"Oh dear God, let me think. "
81784, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to what’s underneath it."
81785, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!"
81786, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Ross,"Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer."
81787, Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date,,9,Joey,"Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?"
81788, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he’ll wanna build us our own platform!"
81789, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,Oh yeah!
81790, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 840, Newark airport."
81791, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,But more importantly to full well-rounded lives.
81792, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Are you moving out?
81793, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,Althea is correct.
81794, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel."
81795, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Chandler,Why don’t you go up on stage. I’ll get a picture of you doing the speech.
81796, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,One!
81797, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,"No, but Chandler, hello... Aren't you scared of dogs?"
81798, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Joey,"Yeah, a naked bagel game?  Dude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole."
81799, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Ahhh! 
81800, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,Right.
81801, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey, Hey! Joey Tribbiani! I’m here! I’m here!
81802, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe,I was in charge of cups.
81803, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler,DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica 
81804, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Rachel,I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.
81805, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,Pheebs!
81806, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,Me too. 
81807, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"Okay let’s put aside that you  ""accidentally"" proposed to Rachel."
81808, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,"Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person."
81809, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time."
81810, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad."
81811, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,Um-hmm.
81812, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked, The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window, Joey screams and runs into the living room,",4,Chandler,What?! What-what is it?!
81813, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"…see I can’t decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table."
81814, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,I don't really care about the Knicks.
81815, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Ross,It tastes like feet!
81816, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Ross,Really? You're not gonna return it?
81817, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Oh, sorry. Well, look, maybe I can help you with it."
81818, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Maybe, but shouldn't we wait for Chandler?"
81819, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"No, I don’t want to tell anybody else because I don’t want Monica to find out."
81820, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"He’s not gonna say anything, because we’re not gonna tell him."
81821, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Okay, uhm... Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere?"
81822, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Ross,I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
81823, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?"
81824, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
81825, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?"
81826, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,
81827, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!
81828, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Well, why don’t you just get him fired?"
81829, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Awww.  Bye!
81830, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey,I'm not even sorry.
81831, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Joey,"Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?"
81832, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,Why is it inside out?!
81833, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Joey, Yep! There's always room for Jell-O…
81834, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Rachel,"Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times."
81835, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Joey,Gotcha.
81836, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Joey,"Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?"
81837, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.
81838, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,I swear I didn’t.  Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
81839, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Oh well, okay, good luck."
81840, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel, HI!! Hi!
81841, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,"Look, Pheebs-Pheebs, it's gonna be okay."
81842, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Chandler,"Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?"
81843, A different spray-on tan center,,10,Ross,Which... which... which... Which one is it?
81844, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,"Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so..."
81845, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, we got, um-hmm."
81846, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!"
81847, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge."
81848, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,Have you guys picked a date yet?
81849, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,That’s the end of this conversation!
81850, The Doctor’s office," Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos,",4,Phoebe,Uh-huh.  Good luck.
81851, Ross's Building," Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment, So he's walking up the hallway counting doors, He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it, Ross opens the door, it's his apartment,",5,Joey,"But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! "
81852, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Rachel,What are you playing with?
81853, Monica's Bedroom," she's lying in bed wide awake,",1,Monica,
81854, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
81855, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross," Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?"
81856, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe," Hey, you made it into a bunny."
81857, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross, I'm finding it really hard not to mess with him.
81858, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Bye.
81859, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel,Ohh whoops.
81860, A Restaurant," Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now,",8,Joey," Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talking about."
81861, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,No that’s all right. Don’t worry about it.
81862, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"So, do we really have to ask who’s going up on the platform next?"
81863, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!"
81864, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Phoebe,No! No! Look at that!  It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!
81865, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Hey Rach, you wanna get some coffee?"
81866, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe,"A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!"
81867, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Chandler,"Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could ."
81868, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel," Ooh! Y’know what? If we made reservations, we could have unagi in about a half-hour."
81869, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Joey's bare ass!
81870,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,Hey!
81871, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Joey,So I guess you all saw it.
81872, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Joey…
81873, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,"Okay, I need a, I need a drink! "
81874, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,You're bleeding.
81875, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Oh hey come on, don’t-don’t-don’t do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, I’m thinking, ""Boy, she-she is a great actress!""  Uh but-but, I am also thinking, ""She is hot!"""
81876, Central Perk,,9,Chandler, Hey!
81877, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,No.
81878, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Joey,"Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell.  Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?"
81879, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!"
81880, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Phoebe,"I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two  actually had hooked up."
81881, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Uhh, Pheebs' Grandmother just died."
81882, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel," Hey! Hi, how's my girl?"
81883, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,See? Intuitive!
81884, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Chandler,There’s gonna be a wedding. You’re gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
81885, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,What?
81886, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Monica, maybe I will go  yea will have a second honeymoon at the Tulsa romana.
81887, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from her interview attempt,",5,Rachel,Oh.  Ohhhhhhhhh….
81888, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Why?! What happened?!
81889, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,Yeah!
81890, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,"Oh, I will."
81891, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is talking to her father,",1,Monica,That's probably what they'll say.
81892, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Hi!
81893, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh.  No! No wait, that’s weird!"
81894, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Joey,"Well I’m not proud of this, but… "
81895, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass."
81896, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it."
81897, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Uh, hello, it’s third down."
81898, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Monica,"All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!"
81899, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Joey,Probably kill myself!
81900, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Monica,What?! You’re going out with her again!
81901, Ross and Rachel's room," Ross is drinking a beer while Rachel is examining herself in the mirror,",5,Ross,You're right! 
81902, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,That’s ‘help’ spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
81903, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Monica,"Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!"
81904, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,"I’d love that. I would loooove…  So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little..."
81905, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Do I ever.
81906, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel, Oh.
81907, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yes, of course there is! Okay? I'm not insane!"
81908, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Look, you wanna use our place?"
81909, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he’s leaving out ‘e’ and ‘f.’ It’s like they just ah, I don’t know, fell out of his head."
81910, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,"So, so, what’d ya think?"
81911, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Chandler,"Oh well, we don’t because we got…the…other pl-place."
81912, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
81913, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh, little party favours, check it out! "
81914, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,Oh that’s great! Oh thank you so much!
81915, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,It’s a legitimate learning technique.  Wow!
81916, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"I was going too.  Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?"
81917, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Monica,Did I squeeze it too hard?
81918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica, It’s unbelievable! I-I can’t believe that sign didn’t work!
81919, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,"About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn’t see who it was but… "
81920, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!"
81921, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing."
81922, the hotel conference room,,9,Monica,Yeah!
81923, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,"Good! Now, take those salads to table 4,  And you! Get a haircut!"
81924, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,Oh God!
81925, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"Okay.  Oh, no!"
81926, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"No wait! Just—Okay—Just wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Don’t make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week."
81927, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!"
81928, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,"Honey, it’s so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I can’t do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life."
81929, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,What's that?
81930, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler,I said art lover.
81931, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"No, I just talked to them."
81932, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, I've had dates like this."
81933, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Joey,"Man, this is gonna be kinda weird."
81934, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Rachel,When?! After the birth of our first secret child?!  Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.
81935, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,Hey.
81936, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,"Y’know what? The doctor will be in soon, why don’t we not speak until then."
81937, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,For what?
81938, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,We'd be eating our soup right now.
81939, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Oh, you're right."
81940, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,Hmm that’s weird. I don’t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
81941, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Ross,"Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other."
81942, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hey.
81943, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,Okay.
81944, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Joey,"Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants."
81945, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,Well hello !
81946, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,Yeah?
81947, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,Then change it back!
81948, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Phoebe,"You know, it's fine. We'll pay you."
81949, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel,Nice to meet you. 
81950, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Ross," Hey, uhm, Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that…"
81951, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica, Can't you just say it starts later?
81952, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Yeah, I want my money back."
81953, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked."
81954, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,That’s a line from the show too!
81955, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Rach! Rach! Listen, I'm gonna kiss you at midnight."
81956, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,Hey!
81957, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"I know, I know, and you were right Ross.  You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!"
81958, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah."
81959, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Ross,You told her before you told us?
81960, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,"Great, actually. I'm thinking tonight, maybe the night. Yeah, I mean ah, the kids are gonna play together and then when they're asleep, I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine, and do a little ""playing"" ourselves."
81961, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,No! There’s no orange juice in there! We win!!
81962, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"It's gonna be really scary. I mean, god. When we have a baby, there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's gonna be a mess, I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer? Messes up all the ribbons?! What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer, because the baby's stuff takes up all the space!? Where will all the ribbons go!?!"
81963, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Still, that really sucks, man. Especially on Valentine’s Day."
81964, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Joey,Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
81965, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"Well, you still haven’t taken down the Christmas lights."
81966, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,That was good beer.
81967, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got!  Can you believe they make these for little people?
81968, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!
81969, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,We're good.
81970, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Oh my God!
81971, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Phoebe, Simmons! Go with Simmons!
81972, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"I’ve got to say; I know I divorce a lot of women, never thought I would be divorcing you."
81973, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
81974, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross,"I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking."
81975, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Wait a minute!  You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it."
81976, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe, Holy mother of God!!!
81977, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired."
81978, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,All right.
81979, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,What?
81980, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,Ow!
81981, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, ""Rachel!"""
81982, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"No really, she didn't sleep well last night, so we can't wake her up."
81983, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Ross,Monica? You're Mom.
81984, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica,Yay!
81985, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Shake it!
81986, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Phoebe,Who's day just got better? CHANDLER!
81987, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Really?
81988, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Chandler,"Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?"
81989, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, me neither. Yet…"
81990, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Ross,"Pheebs, what's wrong?"
81991, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!"
81992, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God! Monica’s just gonna kill you.
81993, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"I don’t wanna hear ""Three failed marriages!"""
81994, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Ross,You guys.
81995, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Good luck.
81996, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Okay.
81997, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"And no, oh please, oh please let me finish.  Oh I guess that was it."
81998, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits."
81999, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, I can't say that. uhm... Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you... Mike and I are back together... and uhm... unfortunately that effectively ends your relationship with him. And he's very sorry about that and wishes you the best of luck in all your endeavours."
82000, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Oh, well, ah... maybe that’s because they’re ah... jealous, of us."
82001, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap."
82002, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, "
82003, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"All right uh, the important thing is to take your time, you want to hit ‘em all, and you mix ‘em up. You gotta keep them on their toes."
82004, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,So you two are..?
82005, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Good luck.
82006, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon."
82007, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"That’s not a bad idea. Yeah. Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I’m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys. "
82008, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,These-these are beads of joy.
82009, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! It’s not like he’s…Chandler!"
82010, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Okay. 
82011, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"When I was you! Y'know what, it’s all Joey’s fault, ‘cause he left his nose open!"
82012, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross," Listen, uh- gimme back my puck."
82013, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"Because that’s where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I’ve never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! "
82014, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore."
82015, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Monica,Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
82016, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Joey,I can’t believe Ross went out with Rachel’s sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
82017, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,So is your apron. You’re wearing it like a cape.
82018, The Rehearsal Dinner Hall," Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table, Chandler gets up to make a toast,",4,Phoebe,"No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It’s very very important."
82019, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Ross,"There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore."
82020, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Monica,"We’re really sorry, but um, she did ask us first."
82021, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,Are-are you saying he’s a geek?
82022, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Chandler,What are you doin’?
82023, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey,"Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but...  I made it work."
82024, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
82025, Rachel's office," her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... "
82026, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because it’s revealing which I’m fine with, no I’m concerned about your health, sun exposure."
82027, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Chandler,What are you crazy? That's a baby!
82028, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise."
82029, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,Thanks!
82030, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?"
82031, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,"Oh, my maple candy!"
82032, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,"Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?"
82033, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,"Fine, so you don't like them. Everybody else does."
82034, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"Joey, had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
82035, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Phoebe,We're moving in together! Isn't it great! Yay!
82036, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Rachel,‘Cause I know he’s gonna flip out and I hate it when he’s angry.
82037, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"""I just wanna go back to my cell. 'Cause in my cell, I can smoke."""
82038, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Thank you! I know, though."
82039, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Ross!
82040, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Joey,Animals dressed as humans.
82041, Joey’s apartment," Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Let’s go watch it at your place.
82042, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,So you don’t have the cameras?!
82043, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Chandler,Love what you've done with the place.
82044, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,You have your birth certificate?
82045, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn’t make any sense."
82046, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Really? Me too!
82047, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"Okay, uh-uh imagine this, ""The Mr. Bowmont."""
82048, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Is that some kind of boat talk?
82049, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with."
82050, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Phoebe,"Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?"
82051, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Joey enters strutting,",7,Joey,Check it out.  How much of a man am I?!
82052, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah!!
82053, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys."
82054, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy."
82055, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Phoebe,I can’t say that didn’t hurt. But I’ll take you back Joey Tribbiani.
82056, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"All right, we’ll call you when we get back."
82057, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Fine. I’m just glad I didn’t give her my secret ingredient.
82058, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,Good-bye muscles!!
82059, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,
82060, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,"Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter."
82061, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Monica,"Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it."
82062, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!"
82063, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Rachel, You're so pretty.
82064, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"No, no. Uh... no, see, uh, you-you can't do that."
82065, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Monica,I love you.
82066, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,Doug!!
82067, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Alright, check."
82068, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross," Ok, let's do laundry."
82069, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,Any luck?
82070, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,Yeah?
82071, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,No.
82072, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Yes sir! Yes sir, I’m-I’m—"
82073, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,...And then he burst into flames.
82074, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler, Elizabeth Hornswoggle?
82075, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,I want me to stay too.
82076, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Rachel,"Noo way, Kevin."
82077, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Rachel,I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo. 
82078, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,Hey! Look who I found!
82079, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,And she feels the same way?
82080, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,"Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again."
82081, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, maybe ask this guy."
82082, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica, What-what-what’s that now?!
82083, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Phoebe,"What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I don’t have a roommate."
82084, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,Yeah? Me too.  Gettin’ a little tired though.
82085, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Chandler,"Well, why can't you do them tomorrow?"
82086, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,You are really good! I play a little guitar myself.
82087, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,"Umm, she Rach, not it, she."
82088, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,"Hey you guys wait! Guys!  This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon, 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!"
82089, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,Thank you. 
82090, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,But over the past few weeks…
82091, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"Look, either help me or go."
82092, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Me either... 
82093, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?
82094, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel, Okay! I’ll go with ya! I’ll go! I’ll go with ya.
82095, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,I guess so.
82096, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,Nope! I can do this all day.
82097, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Ok, great!"
82098, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, don’t push it though."
82099, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,One.
82100, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler, Have I got the 50 guys for you!
82101, The ride along,,5,Chandler,How do you figure that?
82102, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,I’ve been taking dancing lessons.
82103, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,It’s the heat.  And-and the humidity.
82104, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Uh huh.
82105, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,No because it-it didn’t seem important.
82106, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Well, second prettiest that year; I mean, of *all* the girls in Oklahoma, she's probably..."
82107, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,I mean... 
82108, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,Yeah! That would be great!
82109, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"No Paul, I don’t know anything about you! Y’know, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!"
82110, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"It's a uh, regatta gala."
82111, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Phoebe,Gum!
82112, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
82113, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"Oh, my mother’s right. I’m never going to get married."
82114, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,"Chandler, you don’t believe in soul mates?"
82115, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character."
82116, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Oh you did?  He did it! He did it!
82117, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Ow...Oh Gosh!
82118, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey, Sidney's a woman.
82119, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe," Oh, ew!"
82120, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"That’s a bad duck!!!  How’d the thing go tonight, Ross?"
82121, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"He’s great! I mean we have such a good time together! He’s so funny, and sooo sweet, and I’m not attracted to him at all!!"
82122, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler,"Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?"
82123, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,"Well, so, why don’t you just turn it off?"
82124, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Okay, listen, hey, Ross. Why don't you try to relax, okay? Maybe have a drink."
82125, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail."
82126, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?"
82127, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel, What-what are-what are these?
82128, Monica and Chandler's,  Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!,7,Rachel,
82129, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Ross,"Well, I-I better get to class  Are there any more of your friends I should look out for on my way, Phoebe?"
82130, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Op, I like credit cards!"
82131, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,What time?
82132, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,Hi! 
82133, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey," So you ah, ready for our last practice?"
82134, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,That was weird.
82135, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Oh, my God."
82136, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Chandler,
82137, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"You know, the asthma guy was really cute."
82138, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,Oh my God.
82139, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just…made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip she’d heard all year."
82140, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Joey,Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
82141, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. "
82142, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?! You heard that?! 
82143, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,How'd it go?
82144, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,Me! On my computer.
82145, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,Come on Joey!!!
82146, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo."
82147, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Joey, You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
82148, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,You know how to use a compass?
82149, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Congratulations! Wow! I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy!
82150, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Phoebe, Hey!
82151, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Oh, umm, I was just y’know working out and umm… Oh, that’s it."
82152, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?"
82153, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Ross,So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.
82154, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Really?
82155, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica, I don't get older. I just get better!
82156, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Rach, come see who's out here!"
82157, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,No.
82158, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,Yeah?!
82159, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,What?
82160, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",6,Chandler,This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you go to the doctor!
82161, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,This is Phoebe.
82162, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Rachel,
82163, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"Oh, it's just some crazy guy who roams the halls here. He's great with "
82164, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Yeah!
82165, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe," No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now."
82166, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, Oh that’s great! Good for you.
82167, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,And you’re Okay with that?
82168, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Phoebe,Nope. 
82169, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,Hi!
82170, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?"
82171, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
82172, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Is this a service you’re providing me?
82173, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!"
82174, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, he’s gotta go."
82175, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Monica,"No, it just remind me of something this guy did today at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?"
82176, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler, Oh come on!!
82177, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Joey,Hey.
82178, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"She doesn’t know she was fired yet, does she?"
82179, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,Okay!
82180, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,"Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? "
82181, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,You hug me!
82182, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?"
82183, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Joey,It’ll be great for next weekend.
82184, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant.  All right, so I don’t know what sycophant means, but the rest is right."
82185, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,And why wouldn't he get it?
82186, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah, you know, it's not that fun."
82187, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,What's wrong?
82188, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,"Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didn’t break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though."
82189, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything."
82190, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,Joey’s gonna be thrilled! He was hoping you’d come by as a slutty nurse.
82191, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,Hey!
82192, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey, So the Porsche guy took his car back.
82193, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Joey,"Mhm, maybe she used them with another boyfriend. Maybe Richard!"
82194, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"It’s not what you said. It’s the way you said it….Oh My God, I’m a women!!!"
82195, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
82196, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, whatever. "
82197, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,Yeah!
82198, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,What are you doing?
82199, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Rachel, I’m telling you it’s like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
82200, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Hey.
82201, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,You need to learn some new slang.
82202, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,
82203, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"Because, I wanted to hurt you."
82204, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Phoebe,Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.
82205, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are-are-are very short. It’s usually, ""Surprise!"" And then, ""Oh my God, I’m so surprised—good-bye!"""
82206, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Chandler,Or we can do the actual telephone thing.
82207, The restaurant," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,Wh… Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldn’t stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin’ together?
82208, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the... Okay, you're dialing, you are dialing."
82209, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss.."
82210, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica, You realize what you are don’t you?
82211, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Yeah. It's actually our first official date
82212, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, believe me, it’s been a long time since I’ve been flung."
82213, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?"
82214, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half, stole my car."
82215, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Because I'm in love with Monica!!
82216, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica, What?!! You cannot tell him that!!
82217, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
82218, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Rachel,Well don’t—What happened to Jessica’s body?!
82219, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Rachel,"I’m going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny.  Hey, Pheebs!"
82220, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one."
82221, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
82222, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! "
82223, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,That's a good idea. I wonder where I could  get a basket of porn…
82224, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Look! You knew this about me when you married me! You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!"
82225, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours."
82226, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,"Of course we will, come on we gotta make dinner."
82227, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Joey,"Yeah. I’ll uh, I’ll call ya."
82228, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Ross,Really? 
82229, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Obviously not to Joey.
82230, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Joey,"So Pheebs, where are you doing all, your bell ringing?"
82231, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,"Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly."
82232, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Ross,"Oh, all right.  Can you-can you see what it is?"
82233, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Rachel,
82234, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, what are you working on?"
82235, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Rachel,Good luck.
82236, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,"Hmm-Hmm-Hmm.  Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, let’s talk more about you. Hmm."
82237, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now."
82238, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Alright thanks, Oh hey have you talked to Chandler?"
82239, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
82240, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,"All right, I think I'm gonna head out."
82241, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,It's not a baby! It's a cat!
82242, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it.  Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?"
82243, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now."
82244, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Chandler,Tell it again.  Seriously.
82245, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe," Oh, I thought you weren’t coming. What? Where were you?"
82246, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,"Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y’know? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?"
82247, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,It's a diaper commercial.
82248, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn’t be together, y'know. And you’re gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will."
82249, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Okay, hold on. "
82250, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,What?
82251, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Just okay—Did you do it right?!
82252, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,Whaaat?
82253, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Joey,"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. "
82254, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey, That's a huge thing!
82255, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Monica,"So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right."
82256, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Chandler,That’s what you say at the end of a date.
82257, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Yeah, it’s this great part, this boxer named Nick. And I’m so, so right for it, y'know, he’s just like me. Except he’s a boxer, and has an evil twin."
82258, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
82259, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,"Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!"
82260, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,I did not know that! Thank you Monica.  I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
82261, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,Yeah! Let's go out.
82262, Airport,,9,Chandler," Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise."
82263, Silvercup studios," Joey is taking a shower in Charlton Heston’s dressing room, Heston enters the room, Joey panics, and walks over to the shower and confronts Joey about the use of his shower,",4,Joey,"Yeah. Oh, yeah."
82264, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?
82265, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,Damnit Carl!
82266, The beach house," at night, Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over,",3,Chandler,Where ya going?
82267, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel," Wh—no, but y’know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille."
82268, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Ross,Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
82269, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,Our guy smells incredible.
82270, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,"But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do.  All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, I’ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like."
82271, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Rachel,"Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing."
82272, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What?!
82273, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross, What did you do to my mom?
82274, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Oh and you know what I want!
82275, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Right, um, but, on Hanukkah, Hanukkah is a celebration of a miracle. See, years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees."
82276, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well..."
82277, Estelle Leonard Theatrical Agency," Joey is there to see his agent,",6,Joey," Hey Estelle, listen…"
82278, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, it was, uh.. it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out..."
82279, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me."
82280, Rachel’s old room," It’s pretty much empty except for a few boxes against the walls, Ross and Chandler enter,",6,Ross,"Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window."
82281, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.
82282, The airport," Elizabeth’s flight is about to leave and Ross is there to send her off,",6,Ross,"Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?"
82283, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Rachel,"All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going."
82284, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Joey,
82285, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Hey! How was basketball?
82286, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, good!Ok, good for you!Try to recapture the magic!"
82287, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you  a Merry Christmas!
82288, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in."
82289, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know. Uh, I just liked it better before it was better..."
82290, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,And Joey.
82291, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well, what happened?"
82292, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,Should we send something?
82293, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Well, I then guess I’m going to Yemen! I’m going to Yemen!  When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?"
82294, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Me?!
82295, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey,"I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said don’t, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?"
82296, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Joey, I can hear that!
82297, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Enunciate!
82298, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,What's goin' on?
82299, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel,"But Joey you don’t have $20,000!"
82300, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Rachel,"No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look.  See look, men, carrying the bag."
82301, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Monica,What?! What honey?
82302, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,"Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat?!"
82303, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Rachel,Good luck.
82304, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Ross,"Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'."
82305, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,I’m good. I’m good.
82306, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross, Yeah?
82307, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,I do.
82308, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!
82309, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,Oh no! What’s the matter?
82310, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Monica,I'm sure they'll be here soon.
82311, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Rachel,Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
82312, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe,Yeah?
82313, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?
82314, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head."
82315, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,This is Monica.
82316, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Monica,Who is it?
82317, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"Y’know, let’s face it, I’m not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don’t want that!"
82318, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,What’s wrong Mon?
82319, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,"No, no! We made this decision together."
82320, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,He just got a divorce right?
82321, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,I still cannot believe you’re engaged!  Just ‘cause its happening so fast; not ‘cause you’re such a loser.
82322, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,"No, only because that's the graduation song."
82323, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Challenge excepted.
82324, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,No.
82325, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Rachel,Excellent!
82326, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?"
82327, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?"
82328, Carol and Susan’s," there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel,",7,Rachel,Oh crap!
82329, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,Mmm-Hmm. 
82330, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know!  Joey, you can't say anything!"
82331, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,And you really think this is a good idea?
82332, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Phoebe,"Hey, Ross!  I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a second? "
82333, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Phoebe,Hi! And you're going into what grade?
82334, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,
82335, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Come on, show them to me. "
82336, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,I'll get it. 
82337, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"No, no, no, you said, ""got the keys""."
82338, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Phoebe,"All right. Ok, but, but!  You have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it."
82339, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
82340, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,"It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good."
82341, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, no problem."
82342, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, they’re having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn’t been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?"
82343, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Ross,Joey?! Joey!! 
82344, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,She’s right there.
82345, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,"I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane..."
82346, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one so"
82347, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees."
82348, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Rach! Rach!
82349, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,Glow-pop giggly jammer.
82350, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm."
82351, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Oh, come on, you know it’s a girl!"
82352, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross, Hey!
82353, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,I have to break up with Charlie?
82354, Chandler’s office," he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team,",3,Chandler,"Thank you, sir."
82355, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,"Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better."
82356, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Okay, do-do you have a good grip?"
82357, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,Ohh... 
82358, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"Just for a few seconds, so I can know what it is... Please?"
82359, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"Rach, I got a message from you."
82360, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,"Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?"
82361, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,"What? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something? Ooh, I like it."
82362, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica, Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
82363, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,You got porn!
82364, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Chandler,"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to anymore of us are ya?"
82365, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, Soldier down!
82366, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,14?
82367, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,"Maybe. So this is the living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark. "
82368, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up."
82369, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,How is that ever going to happen?!
82370, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,What else did you think about?
82371, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"See, this is why I told you never get involved with your assistant! And here is no such thing as keeping secrets when it comes to affairs.  Did you hear that Chandler? No such thing!"
82372, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Wow!  You are way to young to have seen that!
82373, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,
82374, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Ross,"Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?"
82375, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,"It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff."
82376, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey," no. No, I, I couldn't do that."
82377, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
82378, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!"
82379, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,"What’s the big deal, y’know? It’s not like it’s a real marriage."
82380, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Rachel,You’re out of Diet Coke.
82381, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"It was, it was her voice."
82382, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,Rach?
82383, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,"Hey, where's Rach?"
82384, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,I’m up all night!
82385, continued from earlier,,3,Joey,"Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. I’m such a jerk."
82386, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Well, it involved Monica."
82387, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross, Hey!
82388, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?"
82389, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Phoebe, I’ll be waiting.
82390, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,I have no idea.
82391, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"Hey, what's wrong?"
82392, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,No!
82393, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"All gone! So, farm birds, huh?"
82394, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy."
82395, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. "
82396, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,What? That’s terrible!
82397, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Rachel,"So, um, did she..."
82398, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"No, no, no, that’s Dina."
82399, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Sperm.
82400, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?"
82401, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,It’s Monica’s bed. What?
82402, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"So, we're just four losers... SUPER!"
82403, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,
82404, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Monica,Oh my God! He’s gonna rat me out!
82405, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Mon. Hi!
82406, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,Great! 
82407, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica, Hey. Where's Joey?
82408, Central Perk,,9,Joey, Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!
82409, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Ross,"Hey hey, can I help?"
82410, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Oh yeah.
82411, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Chandler,"Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got.  See, she's fully dressed, right?"
82412, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,Well neither do I!
82413, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived with you? You were like, a little, y'know,  Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!"
82414, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,"Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts."
82415, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,But I haven't used my card in weeks!
82416, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,"Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I’m-I’m saving this for my friend Ross."
82417, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Joey,Not me.
82418, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica, I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
82419, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,You can’t just call Monica’s room.
82420, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Ha!
82421, Central Perk," Chandler is watching Joey read Little Women, Ross is also there,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, in the back. You want a quarter?"
82422, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,Oh.
82423, Central Perk," Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you."
82424, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
82425, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Monica,The sun is out!
82426, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Ross,"Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah."
82427, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Hey! Who was up from 2 o’clock this morning until 5 o’clock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
82428, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,'Kay.
82429, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Yeah?
82430, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Joey, You okay man?
82431, Gary and Phoebe's apartment," it's morning and they're both waking up in bed,",5,Phoebe,Okay.  Oh! Oh no.
82432, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,And it is a love that is based on having and giving and receiv—
82433, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, have a good break-up."
82434, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,Yeah! But I'm a little shaky and nervous. 
82435, inside Central Perk,,3,Monica,"First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list."
82436, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,Here we go again.
82437, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,They’re not true?
82438, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross, I'm dead?
82439, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,How is that me?
82440, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, ""I’m Rachel Greep! I’m Rachel Greep!"" and he let her right in."
82441, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
82442, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,Because it’s Arabian princess day at work! Okay?! Leave me alone!
82443, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Hey! You ready to go?
82444, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Well, you better hop outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush. "
82445, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?"
82446, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,I can't believe I won.
82447, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?"
82448, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,I don’t know why they didn’t just tell us.
82449, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler,What?! 
82450, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., I’m not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU."
82451, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,I got you a present!
82452, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Honey, I’m not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but I’m going to wear them all the time. You’ll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?"
82453, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,What's wrong with the twentieth?
82454, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Well, this has been great!"
82455, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Wha—What?
82456, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Monica,Isn’t that mine?
82457, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,No you don’t.
82458, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.
82459, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Monica,"Wow, you worked in a mine?"
82460, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Sure! Why?
82461, Silvercup Studios," Joey is watching Jessica Lockhart perform a scene,",7,Joey,"Oh uh, one of the writers."
82462, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica, They thought Joey was a child?
82463, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,"Oh, it’s okay. I don’t…"
82464, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!"
82465, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Oh... then I overpaid. 
82466, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!
82467, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Oh.
82468, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,"But if we win, we get your apartment."
82469, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,But then you left.
82470, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,"I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump!  Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!"
82471, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,To her parent’s I think and she said you shouldn’t call her. But if I were you I would.
82472, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,Hold on.
82473, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,All that stuff you just said? I want that!
82474, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No, no. She’s way to emotional. And by emotional I mean crazy."
82475, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,But now she'll never know how he feels!
82476, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,Okay. Now all we’ve got to do is get rid of this chair.
82477, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,I don’t know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can’t see?!
82478, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Hey!
82479, Chandler and Joey's," they are just finishing up another game of foosball,",6,Joey,"Okay, here we go. Ready?"
82480, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?"
82481, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Oh.  Ohh. Ohh, you’re out of your mind."
82482, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Actually, I did!"
82483, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets."
82484, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Ross,"Don’t ask me, I had it and I blew it!"
82485, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,What?!
82486, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Joey," Hey, Chandler, you got a minute? I-I really need to talk to you."
82487, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel,Hey Joey!
82488, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,You guys! You guys! You’re gonna have a baby! They’re gonna have a baby!
82489, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,Okay is there…some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?!
82490, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Monica,...Pheebs?
82491, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Chandler,Oh!  She’s growing inside you.
82492, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,Hey!  Hold on.
82493, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Okay..
82494, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,That I did. That I did.
82495, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,Man! 
82496, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Chandler,I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!
82497, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
82498, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,I can’t believe this Chandler!
82499, Monica and Chandler's apartment," It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party,",10,Chandler,Oh my God!
82500, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Damn it woman, pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the love of God."
82501, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Joey,"So, you’re just Bing?"
82502, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,I'm really sorry you guys.
82503, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!"
82504, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Chandler,Ross.
82505, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Chandler,Fun's over!
82506, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"So I'm not, not gonna lose her?"
82507, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Oh, I will."
82508, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Phoebe,"Fine, all right, mine had a dwarf that got broke in half, but y'know whatever."
82509, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Don’t-don’t hurt the puppy.
82510, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
82511, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!"
82512, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Are you kiddin’? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, she’s got this crazy temper. She—She’s not standing right behind me is she?"
82513, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Joey,"Well, that is a large piece of television equipment.  And uh that is an old man! Hey old man!"
82514, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,"Alright!! Fine! It's original Hugsy! No, now I know that Emma wants him but he's mine and I need him.."
82515, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,"Oh yeah, right. "
82516, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either."
82517, Ross�,,9,Ross,The guy you gave your number to.
82518, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"Ok, who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?"
82519, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel, Oh my....
82520, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it."
82521, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating."
82522, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,Hey!
82523, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross," All rightie, bye bye."
82524, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"I'll have one, please. Plus my money."
82525, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,"No, look, don't touch that!"
82526, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,Them?! Who's them?
82527, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"‘Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Y’know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Y’know?"
82528, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Ross,That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!
82529, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,The whole thing! Can we go?
82530, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross,"Oh, I see, somebody is afraid of a little competition with the ladies?"
82531, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Chandler,"Oh yea, your right. It’s the second one."
82532, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,Okay.
82533, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Am I! Am I! Am I out of my mind! Am I losing my senses!! This dreamy guy is taking my girlfriend out for a meal.
82534, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"Well, I can't do it either."
82535, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,God!
82536, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Monica,What happened to Janine?
82537, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross," That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy."
82538, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
82539, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe," Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31."
82540, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!"
82541, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh! Oh!
82542, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh, uh-huh so much!"
82543, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,Ahh!
82544, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Wow!
82545, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe, Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
82546, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college."
82547, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Ross,"Yes, yes it is. In prison!"
82548, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,"Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it’s a little creepy. Y’know? I’m not a bachelor anymore."
82549, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Why?
82550, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,"Well, maybe you wouldn’t have had you  run in the chapel!"
82551, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now."
82552, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"A hundred?! Well, I-I guess I’ll take a—Mona, uh…I-I’m not sure about the whole uh, card thing."
82553, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Monica,"Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?"
82554, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,Happy birthday!!!
82555, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,"Well, maybe the next batch, we could all get some."
82556, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,All righty. I’ll be back in-in a little bit. Unless you wanna come with me?
82557, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,Hey!
82558, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe,All right. Did everyone get out okay?
82559, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
82560, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact ",7,Joey,
82561, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Chandler,"Umm, so this Aunt Marilyn is-is-is-is she coming to the wedding?"
82562, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
82563, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,"No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides y’know what? I’m fine here."
82564, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,"Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange."
82565, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?"
82566, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,We’re on a semi-first name basis.
82567, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,I’m not arguing with that.
82568, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,Things that burn.
82569, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight."
82570, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,"Well, you could wait ‘til I go to the dentist, maybe I’ll kill him."
82571, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Ginger are eating dinner,",3,Chandler,"You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?"
82572, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,He gave me a pill for it.
82573, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"And, I’ll be nice."
82574, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,You're not an artist.
82575, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,But kids are so intuitive. Don't you think on some level he already knows?
82576, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Stop it! We’re doing this! Let’s do it!
82577, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe,I was in charge of cups.
82578, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"Still-still, let me come... for me."
82579, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,And sexy.
82580, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Monica,Really?
82581, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?"
82582, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica, You’d better run!
82583, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,"I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day."
82584, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,"Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I don’t want to feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, ""Ah, I’ll get over this."" Y’know? I just—It just keeps gettin’ harder. I don’t, I don’t know what to do. Y’know? What do I do?"
82585, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,What's - what's going on?
82586, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Chandler,To pay for the gym.
82587, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Rachel,"Oh my god, I left the water running."
82588, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Joey,Fifty-six!
82589, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,"Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor."
82590, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,I-I-am—
82591, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,Out loud?
82592, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,Mon?
82593, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Rachel,"Oh that’s all right! Y’know, I ended up having a really good time. Y’know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness."
82594, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching!  It never happened."
82595, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself."
82596, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,"Yes, please!  So, what's going on?"
82597, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, you know what? That is....Who wouldn’t want you?"
82598, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! Oh my God! I can’t go! I’m gonna be too nervous!
82599, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Joey,"So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. How’s it going?"
82600, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. What's this? "
82601, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Chandler,"You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?"
82602, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Rachel,Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
82603, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God!  Dizziness, nervousness, drowsiness, facial swelling, nausea, headache—Headache. Vomiting, stomach bleeding, liver damage! Now okay, I don’t recall any of this coming up when you gave me these little death capsules! Oh I’m sorry, extra strength death capsules!"
82604, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Monica,"Okay, here’s batch 22. Ohh, maybe these’ll taste a little like your grandmother’s. This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg."
82605, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,"Hi Joey, how ya doin’?"
82606, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe," Er, Rita, this is my husband."
82607, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Stupid balls are in the way. 
82608, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,I can and I will! 
82609, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"Sure, why don’t you set it up. I’ll just be over here, browsing through the personals."
82610, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,Absolutely! Absolutely!
82611, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler," Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!"
82612, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,Hi!
82613, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,"What—You’re not serious. I mean she’s a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. She’ll drive us totally crazy."
82614, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!
82615, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,All right. 
82616, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,What?!
82617, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Rachel,Hi!
82618, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,"Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that’s, I think that’s really cool."
82619, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross, Well uh…
82620, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,Where is the James Taylor CD?
82621, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,Yes!
82622, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Joey,"I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! "
82623, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,"No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!"
82624, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Hey, I’m not going to rush into anything!"
82625, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up."
82626, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"I’m-I’m sorry, it’s just that umm… Well I-I cook at this restaurant, Alessandro’s, and umm I just got a really bad review…"
82627, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"Now, how will they know if you’re ready?"
82628, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross, There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
82629, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,No.
82630, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,"Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?"
82631, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh,",9,Rachel,"Oh you missed it. She was laughing. Oh it was amazing. It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound that..."
82632, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,"Hey, there he is! There he is!"
82633, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, umm-umm, I'll just--I'll be right back, I just gotta go ah, go ah..."
82634, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Monica,"Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from…Texas."
82635, The beach house," the next morning, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast,",3,Monica,What?
82636, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,I’m gonna miss you so much.
82637, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand  twice? Huh?"
82638, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,How's that now?
82639, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Well, it just seems that…"
82640, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh screw her, that part is mine!"
82641, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in! 
82642, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe, Thank you so much.
82643, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,"Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032."
82644, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,What do you mean?
82645, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler, What about the birds?
82646, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Ah that’s great. No actually that’s…  That’s great! That’s really great! Y’know, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot."
82647, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Chandler," All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now?!"
82648, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
82649, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Uh, that-that’s-that’s me!"
82650, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,"Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so I’m just gonna go. "
82651, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,"Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath. Yes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are."
82652, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Ok, well, are all the tickets in the bowl?"
82653, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,"All right, will you, will you at least tell him how hollow and unsatisfying this, dating tons of women thing is!"
82654, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,"Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!"
82655, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, ""Can the doctor see me now?"""
82656, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Evidently they do.
82657, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,What kind of an emergency?
82658, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,"Oh? Isn�t that funny? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again."
82659, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler,And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?
82660, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.
82661, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,"Yeah, well…nah."
82662, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,That’s… That’s was…
82663, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Phoebe,"Ohhh, wow."
82664, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"This bench, it’s hollow! I can’t believe I never knew that!  Oh, the presents!!!"
82665, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
82666, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?"
82667, Ross's Apartment," Ross is on his date with Kristen and they’re drinking wine,",8,Ross,"Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking…"
82668, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!"
82669, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look,  'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!"
82670, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Hi!  Hey mom.
82671, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"Sure I do! It’s a verb! As in, ""I behalfin’ it!"""
82672, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Chandler,"I don’t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black."
82673, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,Okay.  See?
82674, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Joey,"Here, I brought you some flowers. "
82675, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?"
82676, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,So instead you told me Monica was pregnant.
82677, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,Look! 
82678, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Ross, It so does not!!!
82679, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Hey,  how you doin’?"
82680, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,Stegosaurus!
82681, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
82682, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Damn!
82683, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Rachel,…I mean it's my fault.
82684, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,"Mindy, my maid of. Oh!"
82685, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster."
82686, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,But we're not ready to tell yet!
82687, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Rachel,Phoe-be!!
82688, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, What?!
82689, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing?
82690, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Monica,"Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?"
82691, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!"
82692, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,I thought I was making him filet mignon?
82693, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Of course!
82694, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?"
82695, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Rachel,"Pheebs, I... there isn't gonna be any flying about! We actually thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that."
82696, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,What?! Excuse me!
82697, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Ross,"Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go."
82698, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross, Hey Tommy.
82699, The hallway of Ross’s building," there is a Brown Bird girl selling cookies, as Ross and Chandler come up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand."
82700, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel,It's Le Poo.
82701, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler," Oh, this is not that bad."
82702, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel, Alright! Enough out of you!
82703, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?"
82704, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, she was just an agent."
82705, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating."
82706, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Yeah, I mean it’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship."
82707, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, ""I do."" "
82708, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,"What's the big deal, sit somewhere else."
82709, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Ow!!
82710, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,Get down?
82711, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,He’s just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
82712, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! 
82713, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Joey,No-no.
82714, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Is everything okay?
82715, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Why?
82716, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
82717, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"""... Sarah. I dig you"", Uh? ""Doctor Ross Geller""."
82718, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Chandler,Oh yeah!
82719, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey,"It’s cute, huh?"
82720, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf..."
82721, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is ordering something over the phone from a catalog,",8,Ross, Oh God you’re right.
82722, Ross’s apartment," Chandler enters, Ross is putting on makeup,",6,Chandler,"Hey Ross, I was wondering if… Oh my God!! Where are all the men???"
82723, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"I'm sure it's somebody for you. Now, go hide. "
82724, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Break!!
82725, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Oh!  Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?"
82726, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,Na-huh.
82727, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking."
82728, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,I do love you.
82729, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Hi, Chandler."
82730, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Joey," Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout."
82731, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Rachel,"No, it's okay, you didn't know."
82732, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. "
82733, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah that’s great! Next to that, Chandler won’t look so stupid."
82734, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your  special someone?
82735, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,"Yeah, huh."
82736, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Well let’s just hope it works. Y’know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?
82737, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,Nothing!
82738, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,Do you want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
82739, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,What stuff?
82740, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,Oh my God!! Great!
82741, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,Ross bruises like a peach. He bruises like a peach.
82742, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Rachel,…Monica.
82743, The couch store," Ross is talking to a saleswoman,",5,Ross,That's what I'm telling you.
82744, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
82745, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.
82746, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,"Um-hmm, that’s good to know. But let’s stop focusing on what you don’t do, and start focusing on what you do do."
82747, Chandler and Joey's," they’re still playing Cups,",6,Chandler,You win.
82748, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Ross,"Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?"
82749, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,Rachel said she’d marry you?!
82750, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,I made a… 
82751, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Ross,"Yeah! yeah, I got tenure! "
82752, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,"Okay, I’ve got three of my five."
82753, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",5,Chandler, Hey!
82754, Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa," He's fast asleep when the telephone rings,",9,Monica,YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first day ever! The kitchen twice as big as Allessandro's.
82755, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
82756, A Street," Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand,",1,Phoebe,"Come on, do it."
82757, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler,...And what did you bring?
82758, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Chandler,I stole Monica’s and changed the name.
82759, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,Sorry.
82760, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Come on, there are plenty of other women out thereok? Just - just forget about her, ok? Just, she's off limits."
82761, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!
82762, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,But only if it’s a girl.
82763, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Monica,"I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you."
82764, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Morning.
82765, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,"Umm, no."
82766, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,I know! My grandmother’s gonna see this!
82767, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,They won’t be ready for weeks.
82768, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Hey Mon, I think I figured out whose handcuffs they are."
82769, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross," Yes, yes, you did."
82770, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"Uh-huh, yeah that’s too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but it’s totally sold out. I know! Why don’t you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two I’ll take you."
82771, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat,",4,Ross,What? [the cat jumps on his shoulders] Ow!
82772, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Star in a movie.
82773, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Here.  Now I only owe you $49.50.
82774, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,What???
82775, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,Or Joseph.
82776, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Really, you want to wait a year?"
82777, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey, They loved me!
82778, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,All right.
82779, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,"Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here.. "
82780, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,You're kidding.
82781, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Why is 10 the highest?
82782, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,"So, what are we gonna do today?"
82783, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Rachel,We are looking at a Playboy.
82784, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler,"Oh, it's gonna be okay."
82785, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Phoebe, This place is awesome!
82786, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Great!
82787, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,Who walks into a room and asks to see a person’s hands?!
82788, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,So what are you gonna do?
82789, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,"Well, um, because mainly, um, they don’t like you. I’m sorry."
82790, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,My mom will.
82791, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Oh it’s important!
82792, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey!
82793, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?"
82794, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,"Yeah, what, do you think we’re stupid?"
82795, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?"
82796, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"He said that he wasn’t gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what he’s gonna do is have you evicted—I’ll see you later."
82797, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Excuse me!  You didn't tell him, did you?"
82798, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Rachel,"No, I’m still going."
82799, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,You are totally and completely 100% forgiven.
82800, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,And um...You look nice today.
82801, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Okay, I-I’ll see you tonight."
82802, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Monica,"Really? I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. You're gonna have to figure this one for yourself. All right? Y'know what? If you're too afraid to be in a real relationship, then don't be in one. "
82803, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What’s the matter?
82804, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Monica,"All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?"
82805, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Y'know what?  I think we can just leave it at that.  It's kinda like a symbolic gesture...
82806, Phoebe’s," Phoebe is opening the door,",3,Phoebe,"Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. "
82807, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, it’s right after she told Phoebe that she’s her birth mother,",4,Phoebe,"I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out. I guess y'know I was born, and everyone started lying their asses off!"
82808, Guest room," Joey has his head wrapped in bubbled wrap and Chandler is punching him, Ross enters the room,",10,Ross,"Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard."
82809, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Monica,But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this.
82810, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,Mustached bastard…
82811, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Full, dry, on its back, and no loose covers."
82812, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!
82813, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Monica,"Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, , Ok, that is either, ""How could you?"" or, ""Enormous breasts!"" Here he comes!"
82814, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"I’m sorry Dutch, I didn’t get that last little bit."
82815, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,What disposable cameras?
82816, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,I’m so sorry.
82817, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, you are so lucky!  Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?"
82818, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"Joey, you have to talk to her!"
82819, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,We all chipped in.
82820, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey, You fall for it every time!
82821, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey,All right!
82822, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,I think you need to tell her how you feel.
82823, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,"Couldn’t sleep last night you know, then I started worrying about this big divisional meeting that I have later today, the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep.  Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep."
82824, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, it's a vase."
82825, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,I really doubt that. 
82826, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now."
82827, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,"Ah, it’s still not the time."
82828, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey, Hey.
82829, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,Pants off Bing!
82830, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"I’m sure you’re right, but why?"
82831, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,"Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much."
82832, Central Perk,,9,Monica,I'm there!
82833, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Chandler, Yes we’re all in here and we would love for you to join us!
82834, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
82835, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Yes, I distinctly remember ‘cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?"
82836, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,Do you want me to be afraid of you?
82837, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,You took the same class twice.
82838, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,"God, this adoption stuff is so overwhelming. There's inter-country adoption, dependency adoption.. There are so many ways to go, and this is like the biggest decision of our lives."
82839, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,Ohhh!!
82840, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Monica,"Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it!  I’m right, right?"
82841, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Rachel,"They’re not!! Ross, they’re just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!"
82842, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn’t count."
82843, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? I think I can take care of myself, I’ll talk to you later. Good-bye.  Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that you’re just using me."
82844, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,What're you guys doing out here?
82845, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,That's the rule.
82846, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are cleaning up the mess,",6,Rachel,"I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow."
82847, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica, Did someone drop the baton again?
82848, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,What?
82849, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,What?
82850, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross,Do them!!
82851, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,You called Animal Control?
82852, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well..."
82853, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Pheebs, that’s great!"
82854, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,"Pheebs, how’s it going?"
82855, The Museum of Prehistoric History  Yeah.,,5,Ross,
82856, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,"It’s London, baby! All right, the hotel’s here. "
82857, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"No, I think we killed it."
82858, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,"I don't know, I mean, this is just my initial gut feeling... but I'm thinking... oh, I'm thinking it'd be really great."
82859, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Tickets please!  That’s courtside baby!
82860, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Monica,"Oh, blablablabaybaybay."
82861, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,I did not!
82862, Baby beauty contest,,10,Phoebe,"Okay. Rachel, the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now! I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!"
82863, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing...."
82864, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Chandler,"Hi! I’m Dorf! You’re date for the evening.  Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that’s good stuff!!"
82865, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved."
82866, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Phoebe, That's great.
82867, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel, Oh hi!
82868, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
82869, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I didn’t think girls ever just wanted a fling.
82870, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.
82871, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,"Good, 'cause the ladies, not so much. "
82872, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Monica,See if he has ice.
82873, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,Ick-neck-tree-anis..... There’s a ‘g’ in there.
82874, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,You just wanna each take one?
82875, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!
82876, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Good enough to get fired.
82877, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,Why? Just because you’re not mature enough to understand something like that?!
82878, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,Ugh. 
82879, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!
82880, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about ‘bah-bah-bha-bhan?’"
82881, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, you should, really."
82882, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!"
82883, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,Right.
82884, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Monica is getting the door,",1,Monica,I warned you...
82885, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?"
82886, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,What?
82887, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
82888, The theater," Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line",9,Chandler,"Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you."
82889, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Oh, okay, thanks. "
82890, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,"Come on Rach, you can’t even eat alone in a restaurant."
82891, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"No, I do not hear that."
82892, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica, Are you sure you’re okay?
82893, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. "
82894, Ross's apartment," he's having his party, only he's the only guest, He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it, So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr, Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr, Geller one, Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be."
82895, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Yes I do!
82896, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"And you thought she was going to be in our way! So, why don’t you, uh, open the champagne, and I’ll be right back. I’ve got a surprise for you."
82897, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross, Hi.
82898, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Yeah… That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. 
82899, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,And I just want a million dollars! 
82900, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,And just wait for Rachel to come back from her date?
82901, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge."
82902, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,"Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!"
82903, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Monica,"Thank you. All right, now who else do you want to invite?"
82904, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Joey,Stegosaurus!
82905, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Phoebe,One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
82906, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Well, Chandler said that it's really important to him too!"
82907, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Joey,mah
82908, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,"Okay then, I don’t stink. I’m a good chef. Okay. "
82909, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,I never knew that either.
82910, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, there’s a cab! Taxi!! "
82911, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross, I'm calling Mom.
82912, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Okay! 
82913, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,You’re Lewis Posin.
82914, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men."
82915, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Really?! How do you know?
82916, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Y’know what? I-I gotta go. 
82917, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,I might know something.
82918, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Okay.
82919, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Ross, Check again please!
82920, Ralph Lauren,,9,Ross,"Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread. "
82921, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Ross,Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.
82922, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,"So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend."
82923, Monica and Rachel's," firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control,",1,Rachel,Really?
82924, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Phoebe,"No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad."
82925, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,..."
82926, Central Perk,,9,Joey, Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!
82927, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,What the hell’s the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.
82928, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,You’re just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
82929, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Hey, is Rachel here?"
82930, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Monica,"Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!"
82931, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Phoebe,"I just thought we might be here for awhile. You know, things might get musical."
82932, The Hallway," Chandler and Joey leaving girls' apartment, carrying lasagna,",1,Joey,Need a new table.
82933, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hi!
82934, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,Uh Joey...
82935, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,About the yelling.
82936, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,You’re wrong! The centerpieces are fine! Do you ever get scared at all?
82937, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?"
82938, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,Well believe it baby!
82939, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,Ohh that'd be great!
82940, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,But you are?
82941, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,"Hey, buddy boy, how’d the audition go?"
82942, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Hi!
82943, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"No, come on Ross!  Look, Ross, we have to get past this."
82944, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"I’m sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?"
82945, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Ross,"Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave it down field."
82946, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,"Well, you know what... I-I'm sorry I'm the only one who isn't in love with Gary Poppins out there... But I just... I can't... I can't go through with this."
82947, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Is that college talk for horny?
82948, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,"Hello!  Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable."
82949, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,Why not?
82950, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,Because she hates Pottery Barn.
82951, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross, Can I have everyone’s attention please? I’m uh; I’m Ross Geller.
82952, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’d love to but I’ve tried that so many times they won’t even let me in the store anymore."
82953, Madison Square Garden,,10,Joey,"Yeah. I am sorry he's not here too, but I got to say,  I am really enjoying Nacho Chair."
82954, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,What’s the other one?
82955, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel,"I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage."
82956, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Joey,What's up man?
82957, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,Hi!
82958, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Is there a problem?
82959, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Phoebe,Oh... Milwaukee.
82960, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"All right, who got Chandler? ‘Cause I uh, need to trade."
82961, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,"No, it’s New York magazine. It’s an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?"
82962, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,How was your night?
82963,,,4,Joey," Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that."
82964, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Rachel,Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. 
82965, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel," Hey, you guys…"
82966, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica, Some people don't 
82967, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Joey,Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
82968, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"This isn't a good deed, you just wanted to get on TV! This is totally selfish."
82969, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didn’t go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour."
82970, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, come with us. You'll see how close it is to the city."
82971, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey," Man, I've got food all over me."
82972, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Chandler,"Well, now, I actually have to get to work."
82973, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,I know that!
82974, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, like that's a word."
82975, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story."
82976, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,"Oh, I think I have the cash."
82977, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Yeah, see, I don’t think it’s gonna that difficult considering this one won’t be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut."
82978, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,That was me.
82979, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Really?!
82980, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,I thought you only met him once?
82981, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Chandler,This is the best game ever!!!
82982, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,"Well it’s hard to tell…  Oh God, if she would just stop moving."
82983, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,Hey! Those are all the things I’m responsible for!
82984, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"Why not?  You’ll feel better!  I’ll feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes."
82985, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do."
82986, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Ross,Susan Sarandon.
82987, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,You're welcome. 
82988, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad."
82989, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,USA Today
82990, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids."
82991, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross," Now, we’ll see."
82992, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,And I also wanted you guys to know that I am telling the father today.  What? What? What?
82993, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,That was a half an hour?
82994, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Ross, I’m getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
82995, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler," Yah, I think I broke my hip."
82996, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Our place, the hall! I..."
82997, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Rachel,"No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!"
82998, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"That is great. Hey, y’know who doesn’t have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university."
82999, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,"You got pregnant for funny?! Dina…if he’s funny…laugh! All right, I’ll be back in a little while! You stay here!"
83000,,,6,Ross,
83001, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,What?
83002, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Okay.
83003, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Sit down. 
83004, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,"Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free."
83005, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no."
83006, Silvercup Studios," Joey is just arriving for his scene,",4,Joey,"No-no, it’s uh, it’s Heston."
83007, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time."
83008, Mike's parents house," the dining room, Mike, Phoebe, Mike's parents and the Angles are there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love..."
83009, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,Molly ... people don't study acting ...
83010, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu."
83011, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.
83012, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Yeah well that’s because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper."
83013, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Ok, that's it! Just give'em to me! I'll split them up! "
83014, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey," Oh, I can’t believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know? And it wouldn’t matter. Now I gotta be careful?!"
83015, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!"
83016, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Joey,"I don’t want to talk about it. Y’know, you could’ve at least saved me a whole cookie. "
83017, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, ""Wow! It’s been a long time since I had…  327 + 238 dollars!"""
83018, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,She's cheating on Joey with Ross!
83019, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, you have to tell her."
83020, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?
83021, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can't—you can't do..."
83022, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Monica,Hey!
83023, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,Hey guys!
83024, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Veto. Stewart?
83025, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Monica,The second sister dies?!
83026, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel," Monica, will-will you marry me?"
83027, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?"
83028, Joey's apartment," He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail, Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter,",9,Rachel,Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
83029, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,What?
83030, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake he’s made with a woman,",8,Monica,"Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think he’ll have sex with you."
83031, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they  put me in jail!
83032, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, ‘Oh, I’m so talented.’ and ‘Oh, I’m so pretty,’ and ‘Ooh, I smell so good.’"
83033, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"I’ll take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? "
83034, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross, Hey!
83035, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Monica,I feel terrible.
83036, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
83037, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Make it fifty!
83038, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Yeah... we really need to talk to Ross...
83039, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Chandler,Wow that’s actually pretty cool.
83040, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,You just said… Of course you’re my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
83041, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,"Oh no no no no no... It wasn't... It wasn't because of your money problems, it was for something for her."
83042, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,"One more time from the top... I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other br... "
83043, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel,And so bad. I don’t even know what you’re talking about because I didn’t ask you to do anything!
83044, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,"I can’t believe you won’t just admit it!  Okay, just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid."
83045, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Okay, it's not a contest."
83046, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,Oh. What?
83047, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! 
83048, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Joey, listen. I can't do this, it doesn't make any sense. Yesterday I was a nurse, and today I'm a waitress at a cafe?"
83049, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,I was not flirting.
83050, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,Okay.  I hope that won’t work.
83051, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Monica,But we love our house.
83052, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,"Ah!  Well uh-uh, t-take it downstairs, y’know give it a test ride."
83053, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Sure.
83054, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Trying to date this woman.
83055, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,OOH! God! Sorry!
83056, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,Okay.
83057, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?"
83058, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"I’m sorry.  If you ask me, I'd move in with him."
83059, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, please!"
83060, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Rachel,Just one drink?!
83061, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!"
83062, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Monica,"Okay, I think I get how to do this."
83063, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler, Okay.
83064, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!"
83065, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Joey,Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.
83066, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,"Yeah, is that okay?"
83067, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,That was me.
83068, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"No one ever asked me that, what's wrong? "
83069, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler," Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?"
83070, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day.
83071, Hotel's room,,9,Ross," Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons."
83072, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Just out of curiosity did she tell you how you’re gonna go?
83073, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"Yeah but, I can pronounce Jurassic."
83074, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Joey, Was the chord at least right…
83075, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,"Oh don’t forget, my office holiday party is tonight. "
83076, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
83077, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Ross,"Oh, it's my new beeper."
83078, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross,"Uh, everyone, this is Chandler! My roommate and lead singer of our band!"
83079, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Monica,Why is everything different?
83080, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,"Uhh, okay, it’s uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married."
83081, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Ah, what good are you. "
83082, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey,"""You know!"""
83083, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"What are you talking about Pheebs?  Oh my God, you drew on me?!"
83084, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Ross,"Ah Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities."
83085, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,Sure!
83086, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Aww, not right now."
83087, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,YES! 
83088, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,Hey!
83089, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,Wow! I can’t believe this! This is incredible. I mean you just won an Oscar!
83090, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I love that but."
83091, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, Rachel and I were just discussing it and she had some very interesting insights."
83092, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Joey,"Oh yes I do. Otherwise what’s next? Today I’m just a guy who can’t finish a turkey, but tomorrow I’m the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just…I just—I gotta change my pants. "
83093, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,You can say that because she's not your mom.
83094, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica,"Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, "
83095, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,Sure. Why not?
83096, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey,Oh hey! You got my parent’s gift! 
83097, Carol's Room," she is ready to give birth, Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet,",1,Monica,I'm sure they'll be here soon.
83098, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Well, like acoustic folksy stuff. You know? But right now I'm working on a couple 'Iron Maiden' covers."
83099, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music.  Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!"
83100, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Oh! Man I don’t think I’ve seen you since uh, Lance Davis’ graduation party."
83101, Ross's Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona,",8,Ross,"Well, we-we haven’t said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people."
83102, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross," Oh, that’s right! He called to ask out Monica! That-that’s gotta be embarrassing!"
83103, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"Now, open your eyes."
83104, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,No-no. 
83105, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,With Ross and my sister?
83106, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Alright, we�ll just, uh, see when you get here. Bye.  Huh, that was my mom, she�s stuck in terrible traffic."
83107, Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area,9,Ross, do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
83108, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,"Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldn’t look so bright."
83109, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Monica,"Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit."
83110, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Rachel,You!
83111, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,"Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?"
83112, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Hey, Janice."
83113, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel," Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome."
83114, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,Hey that’s what all my relationships are like.
83115, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left,",3,Rachel," Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home, be home. Oh, you’re not home."
83116, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I…knew…you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!"
83117, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"No you won’t. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he’s sorry. But,  you’ve got one more apology to make, all right, you’ve got to apologize to Mary-Angela."
83118, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,"Look he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters, somebody’s gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I haven’t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn’t know anyway!"
83119, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Ross,"People ask me why we’re not together, I just don’t know what to tell them."
83120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,The end.
83121, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Because  was like, ""You are such an idiot!"""
83122, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"Oh my god, what were you thinking?"
83123, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel, Here you go. Thank you!
83124, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,You didn't hear the speech!
83125, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,Phoebe! 
83126, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,My guy is well read.
83127, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,I’m falling in love with you.
83128, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe, You work with robots!!
83129, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like ""Mr. Boss Man"". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing, ""Boss Man Bing""."
83130, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica,"Pretty much.  So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?"
83131, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Oh God! Alright, fine. You know what Joey, forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him."
83132, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel, Yes! Did you see that?
83133, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,No!
83134, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Oh-oh, my God!"
83135, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross," You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?"
83136, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,Oh my God! Oh my God!
83137, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler, Little people?
83138, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,Picturing that tree?
83139, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh what do you know? Virgin!
83140, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,I don't think they saw us.
83141, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,"Trust me, you don’t want him there either. Okay? Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress."
83142, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Yeah, he did!  Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!"
83143, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler, This is the part where you say your name.
83144, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has just broken up with Julie and is about to get with Rachel,",4,Joey,"He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes."
83145, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,"Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy.  I never noticed that before."
83146, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Wha-
83147, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey, JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
83148, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 800.
83149, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,Ross?
83150, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
83151, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Absolutely. But, we’re gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? I’ll page Ross on the way. Come on."
83152, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,You kissed.
83153, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,"Look Julio, someone left their book here."
83154, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters,",8,Joey,What? I…I just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.
83155, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey,Hi! How are the Gellers?
83156, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,"Hi! Hey, Pete you’re back! Hey, check this out. "
83157, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, Where’s Kate?
83158, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks."
83159, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?"
83160, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"I am not in love with her. She was very upset about having to move out so I eh, didn’t tell her we were still married because she would only get more upset. I-I just comforted her, as a friend."
83161, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"No you can’t do that, where would the chick and the duck live?"
83162, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey, They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!
83163, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!"
83164, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
83165, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Okay, maybe he’s not his best friend, but …"
83166, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh you don’t know.
83167, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
83168, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,Hey!
83169, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,"Hi, Mike's place."
83170, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,You ate my sandwich?
83171, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though."
83172, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Monica," Oh, I'm sorry."
83173, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right, you just make sure that Chandler catches the ball, I’ll take care of the rest."
83174, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,And! We also have speaker phone. 
83175, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.  After you of course."
83176, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"Yeah. Ahh, here’s a box of your stuff. "
83177, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Chandler,"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?"
83178, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler, Humiliating and noble!
83179, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,And have you .. ed?
83180, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, come on! Y’know what—y’know what, I think I’m just gonna go home and call Kathy."
83181, Central Perk," Phoebe is teaching Leslie how to sing Smelly Cat,",3,Phoebe," Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault."
83182, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. All right, you take care of that. And meanwhile, the party is tomorrow and we still don’t have a guest list."
83183, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Umm.
83184, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,Oh Ross you’re so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax… 
83185, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe,You don’t have to be back for a half-hour!
83186, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Well, y’know, you’re-you’re gonna meet somebody! You’re a great catch! Y’know when I was telling all those guys about you, I didn’t have to lie once. "
83187, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah! I mean I’m sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y’know Chandler always supported my career. He’s paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back."
83188, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,Ok well give her a chance to see all of that!
83189, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Chandler,I'm not yanking you.
83190, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,"Okay, look, just do it gently."
83191, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,I married Fred Sanford!
83192, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me."
83193, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Monica,"Well, maybe she thought that with all of your history it could be, you know, implicit."
83194, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Ross,Great.
83195, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Because I'm in love with Monica!!
83196, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Umm, jealous! "
83197, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar."
83198, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel, Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
83199, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Sorry.
83200, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,From the tequila factory?
83201, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"Honey, that's gorgeous!"
83202, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Who?
83203, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Chandler,"Well, I ended up telling her everything."
83204, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,'I drink tea.'
83205, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Rachel,"Och, god.  Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch."
83206, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe, Thank you so much for this.
83207, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!  Be murky!
83208, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!"
83209, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Yeah I don’t think dressing provocatively is going to help me here! Oh my god just please take her.
83210, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Phoebe,That’s what you think.
83211, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment."
83212, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"I know, but I’m a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me."
83213, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel," All right, first name on the speed dial is mom."
83214, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,"So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... "
83215, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!"
83216, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Okay. Okay. It’s—since you’ve never done it before you can be Monica’s made of honor.
83217, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyes—Do-do you want to make out?"
83218, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Monica,We’re hanging out.
83219, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,Come on you stupid machine! Come on!
83220, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica," Kiss him, you fool!!"
83221, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,
83222, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,"Yeah, maybe. I do have my whole career in front of me. I mean, I can still win a Nobel prize. Although the last two papers I've written were widely discredited."
83223, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,"Yeah okay. Well, what’s the next little bit?"
83224, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,
83225, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,"You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..."
83226, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"Hey. Hey look I am still Joey, okay. Flowers they’re just, you know, they’re nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist. Of a famous baby."
83227, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Ross, So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?
83228, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler, Give me it!
83229, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Phoebe,Yes!!! Oh!!
83230, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Chandler,Hey!
83231, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler, What?
83232, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Well, I just tape it to the back of my toilet tank.  I didn't say that! It's in a bank guarded by robots!"
83233, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Why else would I be here?
83234, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,I’ll pick it up for you!
83235, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'"
83236, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,When certain people leave the table and I am not finished!
83237, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,They're brother and sister!!!
83238, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel," Oh, yeah, I’m sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over."
83239, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,It’s Joey!
83240, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help."
83241, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Monica,You're gonna what?
83242, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh wow, uh okay, uh maybe. Umm, yes, I can do that!"
83243, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey Rach!
83244, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,Monica said that did she? 
83245, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Phoebe,I wanna get married 
83246, The Mr, Bowmont  Yo-ho-ho!,7,Joey,
83247, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"Chandler, I’m gonna die a virgin!"
83248, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
83249, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, oh you loved that thing. You always had it with you. You never went anywhere without-without that coloring book."
83250, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,"If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!"
83251, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card . ""From Gavin"""
83252, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,Okay.
83253, continues," Joey finished everything,",9,Joey,That�s the best birthday ever.
83254, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Rachel,"Oh, was it awful?"
83255, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,
83256, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,How do you know? You don't have a watch.
83257, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"From the guy in the bar, why didn�t I get that message?"
83258, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,I will not! I’m the divisional head of men’s sportswear!
83259, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ooh.
83260, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m, I’m really uncomfortable talking about."
83261, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,"Well, I told him I would think about it, but I’m gonna tell him no."
83262, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross, I don’t know why you can’t admit that you need me.
83263, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, now how's that going though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?"
83264, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel, Can I get you some water?
83265, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,What?! He got me! Owwwwww!!!
83266, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Thanks!
83267, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Monica,"No, I haven't seen him."
83268, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Your what?
83269, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,Who are you kidding?  You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
83270, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross,"I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so..."
83271, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don’t like guys with boring jobs."
83272, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,I can’t say that I’m surprised.
83273, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself? "
83274, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Rachel,Hey.
83275, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,Hi.
83276, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Chandler,"OK, Pheebs, your turn."
83277, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,"Hey, you wet my pants!"
83278, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,Y’know what? I’m gonna make this up to you. I promised you a stripper 
83279, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, seriously coz this is really heavy.  I mean not for me because i'm only pretending to hold this, but for these guys."
83280, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross, I suppose.
83281, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Y’know I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but y’know Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate."
83282, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,Thanks for telling me!
83283, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,Yeah.
83284, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,Who said you were?
83285, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window,",3,Phoebe,No! No!! It’s me! It’s me! I-I didn’t want to make any noise!
83286, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Rachel," Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn’t call. I mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!"
83287, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"Can�t hold her own head up, but yeah jumped."
83288, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,Ok 
83289, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,No-no-no-no! That was the joke!
83290, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Ross,Right.
83291, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Uh, where do you think you're going?"
83292, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler, So?
83293, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Chandler,"Okay, how long is this going to go on."
83294, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Phoebe," Hey, did she buy it?"
83295, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, Ross you’re right, I don’t know why I always thought this was real grass."
83296, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler, Yes.
83297, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
83298, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,".and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel."
83299, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Rachel,"Oh, hi sweetie. "
83300, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,Okay! Okay! Okay! 
83301, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal.
83302, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Joey,"I knew that!  I sooo didn’t know that, but you should see your faces."
83303, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Yeahhh. I’m tellin’ ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time...."
83304, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,This one's from Joey... feels like a book. Thinks it's a book... feels like a book. And......it's a book!
83305, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,There you go! There you are! 
83306, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,Forty-five minutes.
83307, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler,"Well, you know Phoebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day."
83308, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,Oh. What?
83309, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross," Hey, there is uncle Joey!"
83310, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup."
83311, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing."
83312, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night,",4,Chandler,"Jeez, at 230 in the morning, I didn't expect to have to fight over the remote."
83313, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Phoebe,"Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it.  Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?"
83314, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica, This is harder than I thought it would be.
83315, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Monica,I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
83316, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,Yes okay.  Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hat’s a steak house!
83317, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,No.
83318, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"No, no, that’s funny. But maybe it’s time to move on, let it go, y’know? Stop it! Besides, Rachel is going out with Elizabeth’s father, so ah, he’s much older than she is. Looks like I’m not the only one interested in fossils, huh?"
83319, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,"Joey, get Amy's bags, she is moving out!"
83320, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,No.
83321, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Joey,"All right, all right. "
83322, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Chandler,I was in the car with Nancy all day.
83323, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,Word!
83324, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,Hey.  Happy Thanksgiving!
83325, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,All right.
83326, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,5 6 7 8!
83327, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Whatever dude, you kissed a guy."
83328, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"No, no, no."
83329, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time."
83330, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica,"Oh honey, is that ‘cause your Mom died around Christmas?"
83331, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,Ross!
83332, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Oh, I’m sorry. Can I get you something?"
83333, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"No, really you’re gonna freeze."
83334, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,"Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!"
83335, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Joey, What did they say?
83336, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"I do! So much! I can’t stop thinking about her! I can’t sleep, I—"
83337, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Morning. You wanted to see me?
83338, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Rachel,Yay!
83339, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,"Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee."
83340, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"…you were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?!"
83341, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica, you don't have insurance?
83342, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Ross,
83343, Central perk," Ross is sitting on the chair as Rachel walks in,",8,Rachel,You know what? I’ve been thinking about it. I’m really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.
83344, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is interviewing a potential roommate, And yes, she’s a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly,",6,Joey,"Whoa!! Now look, don’t be just blurtin’ stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?"
83345, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,Ooh! Israeli champagne. And it's vanilla!
83346, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,With Ross and Jill?
83347, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,"And no, oh please, oh please let me finish.  Oh I guess that was it."
83348, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Dude!
83349, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, I’m not, I’m not hungry."
83350, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Ross,I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
83351, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Oh, it’s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. It’s really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese."
83352, The Philly,,3,Chandler,Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.
83353, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
83354, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Toe the line. Thread the needle. Think outside the box! 
83355, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,You’re-you’re-you’re gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?
83356, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe," Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that."
83357, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
83358, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," Hey, you!"
83359, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, that’s it?  A great idea!"
83360, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel, Hey…
83361, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Monica," Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold."
83362, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Monica,"Y'know if it’s any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. "
83363, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Monica,Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
83364," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Salami, anchovies, jam!"
83365, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?"
83366, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,"I’d say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh…"
83367, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"Look, forget it. We tried, but Phase Three is a lost cause, Okay? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn’t picture myself with any of them. "
83368, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Monica,What are you doing here? You can’t be here!
83369, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,I’m leaning. This is where I lean.
83370, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype.
83371, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey," Yeah, maybe."
83372, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,"Yes, we were just…"
83373, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,"I'm not gonna tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it. Right?"
83374, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Monica,"Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee."
83375, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game!  Last night!"
83376, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?"
83377, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Phoebe,Yeah.
83378, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading a magazine as Tim enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh-oh no she doesn’t! I know what that is. You can stay.
83379, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,We don’t?
83380, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Chandler,Yeah!
83381, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,Oh my God! 
83382, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,"No, was my best friend. Anyway, I don’t know why you’re pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, there’s a spot open."
83383, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Why aren't you at work?
83384, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,You-you think?
83385, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Rachel,Well no brush!
83386, Back at the restaurant with Joey and Sarah, Joey is holding Sarah's hands,10,Joey," Well, stuffed clams."
83387, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
83388, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,"Shh. Shh. Don’t try to talk, we’ll get you up to your room, we’ll soak your feet, you’ll be okay."
83389, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow!  You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!
83390, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Phoebe,Who’s singing?
83391, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
83392, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,"You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired."
83393, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
83394, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Joey,Hey!
83395, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,Hi!
83396, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Chandler,Hey.
83397, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Monica! 
83398, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff."
83399, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where  they kept all the stuff to make their potions.
83400, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Good, good, good, good, good. "
83401, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Hey! 
83402, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Is Amanda here yet?
83403, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,What did I tell you about the hall?!
83404, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,Ohh! That would be great.
83405, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Ah! Okay, well then you don’t judge me. I’m gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. "
83406, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Why?
83407, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?"
83408, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Not once!
83409, Chandler in the theater,,9,Chandler,I... I don't know... you seem lovely.
83410, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Rachel,Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
83411, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Ross, Thank you guys-guys-guys…
83412, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,I’ve never been more convinced of your love for her.
83413, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,It just amazes me that your still pulling stuff like this.
83414, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross," All rightie, bye bye."
83415, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,He wanted to tell me he’s gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
83416, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,"Oh yeah well, I’m sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?"
83417, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Chandler,I see.
83418, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,Sorry.
83419, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,God! Ooh! What is that smell? It’s coming from the bathroom. Ooh! 
83420, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"Good. Okay, I’m just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them."
83421, Central Perk," ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something, Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened,",5,Monica,Never done that before.
83422,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Hey Pheebs!
83423, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,"And if you wait right here, I’ll go get Ross. "
83424, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,Nothing.
83425, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler," Hey, what was that all about?"
83426, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross,"Hi. I’m uh, I’m Ross. I don’t, I don’t believe we’ve met. I’m Monica’s older brother."
83427, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," Rachel and Joshua are entering,",4,Rachel,"I know, I can do more than cook."
83428, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,"Well, y’know what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, I’ll ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something."
83429, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,"Look, it's just a little more complicated..."
83430, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,So I hear the Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. 
83431, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Come on, you made coffee!   You can do anything! "
83432, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
83433, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is trying to teach Joey French,",10,Phoebe,m'ap
83434, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as Rachel returns,",4,Rachel,Oh my God! Look at this!
83435, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"Oh and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic, although you missed a button."
83436, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,I have you.
83437, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross,"Okay, so it wasn’t uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop."
83438, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Me? No.
83439, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Monica,Nobody cares about the Dakotas. 
83440, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel," Oh my God! Oh, that’s funny, I can’t believe I did that."
83441, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Monica,"Oh, y’know what, I can’t, it really kills."
83442, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.
83443, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
83444, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Ross,"I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings…"
83445, Central Perk,,9,Ross,You know what? Enough! Enough talking! I have to get moving! Hey check out those two blondes over there!
83446, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?"
83447, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"""Take me to the mansion in the sky-y"". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?"
83448, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Rachel,"Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him... 'Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!' Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder..."
83449, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,"So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day."
83450, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Chandler,"Okay, well it this bed isn’t new, how come there is plastic on the mattress?"
83451, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,I totally don’t know what you’re talking about.
83452, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Score!! 7 to nothing!
83453, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Rachel,"Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout."
83454, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?"
83455, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,Why’re you so tired?
83456, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Monica, I’m so happy for me.
83457, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,Okay. I'd- just- I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.
83458, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, they’re both unpacked, The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window, Joey screams and runs into the living room,",4,Joey,Did you see the size of the closets?!
83459, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Monica,"It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, ""Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!"" I mean, it is so annoying."
83460, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!"
83461, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,"Oh yeah, I know, but the garbage was full."
83462, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica, Hey!
83463, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,AND YOU KNOW!!!
83464, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m not in that."
83465, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,"I, er..."
83466, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Stay away!
83467, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Ross,Yeah? Any names come to mind?
83468, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Ross,"All right, I’ll do it."
83469, The ride along," they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still in the car in the same places as before,",5,Chandler,What's going on?
83470, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Yeah!!
83471, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,Yeah.
83472, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Huh.
83473, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Ross,I got it!
83474, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Are you sure it wasn’t an oyster?
83475, Chandler's Office," later that day, Nina is in his office,",1,Chandler, Would you like to have dinner sometime?
83476, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Joey,"All right, well finish your coffee; let’s go."
83477, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey, I am on fire!
83478, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"Until then, General Grant, why don’t you set up camp  right there."
83479, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model."
83480, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,"We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled ‘CUT!’"
83481, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"I know it would make me happy, ma’am."
83482, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,I don’t know!
83483, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,"Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck!"
83484, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,"Well, I'm off to Carol's."
83485, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Ross,Dude! How-how did you write this?
83486, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Monica,"Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?"
83487, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Chandler,"That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths."
83488, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Do you uh, do you talk about me?"
83489, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Okay, wow, wow, wow. Watch the tongue people, we've got a baby over here."
83490, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.
83491, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering,",6,Joey,Ooooh! Freeze him out.
83492, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I’m gonna call her.
83493,,,4,Joey," ...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either."
83494, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Chandler,
83495, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey," Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!!"
83496, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"That's, that's funny. Change!"
83497, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"No! Think about it okay? This isn’t even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, you’re my first call! And-and somebody else might’ve hung up on you, but I wouldn’t do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself."
83498, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Hi! You’re back from your date!
83499, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! "
83500, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"No, he’s picking up dinner, why, what’s up?"
83501, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Phoebe,Oh man.
83502, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,"Chandler, I’m gonna die a virgin!"
83503, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler," Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out what’s going on."
83504, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler,"A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control, you know… maybe he falls… maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs, and the line reads ""Not suitable for adults!"" "
83505, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
83506, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,"Good, you guys are all here!"
83507, The casino," Phoebe is playing on a slot machine, Suddenly the lurker sticks her head around the aisle of slot machines,",5,Phoebe,
83508, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,Here we go.
83509, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"Hey, are you unsupporting me again?"
83510, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired."
83511, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?"
83512, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.
83513, Central Perk," time lapse, Phoebe is now looking at the covers of two different books,",6,Ross, Hey!
83514, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica," Hi! Can you do that and walk? ‘Cause she said, ""Next."""
83515, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,USA Today
83516, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel, They had to have that specially made?!
83517, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,That’s it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
83518, Central Perk,,10,Monica,"Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally."
83519, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Oh, okay. No problem."
83520, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
83521, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t know, I don’t have anyone right now. Y’know?"
83522, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? That’ll really work up your appetite for lunch."
83523, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
83524, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry. Ross Tillman."
83525, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,What?
83526, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh.  'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'"
83527, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Joey,"Umm, okay."
83528, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!"
83529, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel," Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw."
83530, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,You're nose is bleeding!
83531, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"Oh, I see, so everybody wins."
83532, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Joey, Hey!
83533, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Monica,"Ross, are you okay?"
83534, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Really? So she said, she didn’t wanna live with me anymore?"
83535, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Rachel,"Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here."
83536, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,"Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, ""Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."""
83537, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,"Well, at least you make each other laugh."
83538, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh please, he’ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs."
83539, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,That’s right.
83540, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Well no, I’m just in a coma. This must mean I have lines!  Oh…"
83541, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Chandler,"Honey, it's gonna be okay."
83542, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it."
83543, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,You’re really sticking with the shell necklace huh? 
83544, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,I’ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
83545, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,So are you actually gonna see her again?
83546, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Okay!  Umm, I uh, I’m your teacher. I’m sorry, you’re-you’re a student and I-and I like women. In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs."
83547, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,The airport?
83548, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,What’s up?
83549, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,I’m sorry.
83550, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!"
83551, In the hall,,9,Monica,You wanna fool around with Joey?
83552, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Okay, uh…sit down.  Um… there’s this woman that I like. A lot. But, uh…it can’t happen."
83553, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica," Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor!"
83554, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!"
83555, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, ""James, James Brolin, are you sure?"" James Brolin said…"
83556, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"That’s right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know I’ve had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And I’m sure you’ve had them for us."
83557, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"No, of course, of course I’ve heard of them! Ross, what did you get?"
83558, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Joey,"All right, let's think about this. I mean, there's got to be an explanation. Uh... did you do anything to make her mad?"
83559, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I can too eat by myself!
83560, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,Chandler-
83561, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,Wait! Wait! Wait! You can’t start today! Today’s the rehearsal dinner!
83562, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica, Wonderwoman!
83563, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,You love her!
83564, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,Hi.
83565, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!"
83566, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!"
83567, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Sure.
83568, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Bye!  We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
83569, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Monica,But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this.
83570, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Rachel,"I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone… "
83571, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it —now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
83572, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella. Don’t, don’t just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity..."
83573, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,You like Joey?
83574, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Oh man, pizza? I like pizza.  Put olives on the pizza."
83575, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Weirdest thing. Did I hear——Mother of God it’s true!
83576, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah!! I call that London style.
83577, Joey's bedroom," Joey's asleep with Hugsy, the penguin right next to him,",10,Rachel,"Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old."
83578, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Ross,"What, to blind my child?"
83579, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
83580, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I like that.  What?
83581, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Monica,"Oh, but wait I do have a globe."
83582, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night."
83583, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,"So, are you gonna see him again?"
83584, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross, I wasn’t talking to you.
83585, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler, You did look like an idiot.
83586, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,"Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I can—you have so crossed a line. "
83587, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,Hi.
83588, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,Are you serious?
83589, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Great, you can cover Chandler."
83590, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,Hey!  Hi Bonnie!
83591, hotel's bar," Ross and Mr, Oberblau are talking",9,Ross,I knew that was him!
83592, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"No, but it is frowned upon."
83593, Hotel's room,,9,Chandler,"Yes, but the batteries..."
83594, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Monica,I don't care.
83595, Chandler and Monica's ,,9,Ross,"Yeah, and I was really hoping that I could hang out. What do you feel like doing?"
83596, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,"Hi, again."
83597, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Phoebe,You tired Chandler?
83598, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Chandler," Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!"
83599, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Ross,No.
83600, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,Yep!
83601, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,"It’s interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?"
83602, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Okay, I’ll see you back at home, if I ever get a flight out of here."
83603, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel,"Ok, great!"
83604, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I'm watching it for some friends who went out of town. Wait.  Hello, my name is Clunkers. May I please stay with you nice people?"
83605, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Startin’ to feel her again there are we?
83606, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,
83607, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Joey,Pheebs! Wait up!  Maybe that’s one thing you can cross off your list.
83608, A Restaurant," Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up,",1,Chandler,Janice?
83609, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, are you aware unagi  is an eel?"
83610, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Chandler,But I made you a tape of what I think are all romantic songs.
83611, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Rachel,Nooo!
83612, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so he's out of here."
83613, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,Gotta keep squishing.
83614, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes. So tell me some about my guy."
83615, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,"Actually she's a paleontology doctoral candidate, specializing in the centazoic era."
83616, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,Yeah! 
83617, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,It's really gone?
83618, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,No!
83619, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey, I like although!
83620, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe, Roof! Rrroof-roof-roof!
83621, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,I guess you don't.
83622, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Monica,"Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen."
83623, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,What?
83624, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Well, what did you do?"
83625, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh! You got it?!
83626, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross,Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.
83627, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Monica,"Well, high school was not my favourite time."
83628, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,YOU KNOW?!!!
83629, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,She looks so small.
83630, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,"Oh my God this doesn’t count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! There’s a crazy guy out in the hall!"
83631, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot."
83632, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,What?
83633, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,
83634, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, it’s negative."
83635, Interview room, Ross and two other professors  Wha..? I need 6 graduate students.,10,Ross,
83636, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Joey,Noooo... Three Blind Mice goes like this... 
83637, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,This is so cool!
83638, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,I wasn’t escaping.
83639, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. "
83640, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’"
83641, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Monica,We should go.
83642, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,I don’t think you have much choice.
83643, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Hey, y’know, at least you have somebody to miss that stuff with! I hate being alone this time of year! Next thing you know it’ll be Valentine’s Day, then my birthday, then bang!—before you know it, they’re lighting that damn tree again. Ohh, I want somebody!  I mean, it doesn’t even have to be a big relationship, y’know, just like a fling would be great."
83644, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"That's right! Oh, yeah... Well, I've totally forgotten about im! AH! That's-That's... a blast from the past!"
83645, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Oh wow, I don’t feel well."
83646, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,One more fight!
83647, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, you should really read that book you wrote.  Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!"
83648, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Hey!
83649, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Chandler,
83650, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, man. I’m sorry, I’m so-so sorry."
83651, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….
83652, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience."
83653, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Because, if Santa and the Holiday…Armadillo?  ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!"
83654, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,Because it kinda looked like I did.
83655, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"Spoon?  So, what do you think?"
83656, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Ross,
83657, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler," So, Zack's pretty nice, uh?"
83658, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, it's not a toy."
83659, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,No.
83660, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Right, no, I understand."
83661, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,My foot is stuck in the pocket.
83662, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasn’t on the list. A whore."
83663, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,I did! I absolutely did!
83664, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,Doesn’t it ever just freak you out that-that you’re never gonna be with anybody new again?
83665, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?"
83666, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,Ugh.
83667, Airport,,9,Joey,He had to board.
83668, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,Well where… Where did she go?
83669, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,
83670, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh yeah, it's a good idea!"
83671, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Yes, I’ll meet ‘em."
83672, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Which proves that I never lie.
83673, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
83674, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel," Yeah, she’s gay."
83675, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,Chandler!
83676, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Hey Joey, y’know what? You are way to good for her."
83677, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,"Okay Ross, why don’t you come with me?"
83678, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,"Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me."
83679, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,I don’t....
83680, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone?"
83681, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica, Cute PJ’s! You’re really livin’ it up here in London huh?
83682, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"Then, uh, then I'm sorry."
83683, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Oh yeah? I guess we'll just see!
83684, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler, Already?!
83685, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Chandler,"Honey, we’ve been over this. I need to be facing the other way."
83686, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Rachel,Thanks for dinner.
83687, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey," We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. I’ve known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as I’ve left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?"
83688, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Queen Victoria.
83689, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica, Phoebe!
83690, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,"Well, she probably wasn’t familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!"
83691, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Monica,"All right, be my guest."
83692, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"No, no, I keep trying, y’know? I can get out, ""Joey, I have too…"" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, ""…go to the bathroom."" He may think I’m sick."
83693, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey,"Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? "
83694, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,Nana liked it rough!
83695, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,"Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!"
83696, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Monica,"You know, I would give her up, for you."
83697, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,Right! And when is that due?
83698, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey,"Yeah, come on, think about it. You’re 18, okay, she’s 44, when you’re 36, she’s gonna be 88."
83699, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is!  Or isn't..."
83700, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!"
83701, After dinner,,3,Ross,"So, Dr. Green, how’s the old boat."
83702, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Phoebe, I helped!
83703, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,That would be impossible to resist if you weren’t all drippy here. 
83704, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Okay!
83705, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Phoebe,So great! Okay! Tomorrow we’re gonna drive out to Montauk.
83706, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler."
83707, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross, Umm-hmm.
83708, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,Joey!  Now that you’re here…
83709, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said
83710, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey,Out.
83711, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Phoebe,"Alright, whadyou do with him?"
83712, Central Perk," Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters,",3,Phoebe,"No, look, I told you that I didn’t want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably would’ve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I can’t trust you then just forget it."
83713, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,"Well, um, look I-I don’t want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasn’t attracted too."
83714, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Chandler,What is the matter with you ?!?
83715, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,"Yeah, sure. Go ahead.  Oh, me, right!"
83716, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!"
83717, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Chandler,"Well, I’m sure you get another one at Ann Taylor’s."
83718, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
83719, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What?
83720, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,"Umm, our situation. Y’know umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-we’re having this baby together, and we live together. Isn’t that, isn’t that weird?"
83721, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,What college was that Dina?
83722, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Monica,They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!! 
83723, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross, No! No! It’s wrong! It’s-it’s-it’s naughty. It’s taboo.
83724, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!"
83725, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Ross," So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital."
83726, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Okay, okay, okay."
83727, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!"
83728, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,"Oh-oh, what are you doing?"
83729, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey,Who’s birthday party?
83730, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross, And you didn't marry him because...?
83731, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler,"Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for "
83732, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, you're so screwed. "
83733, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
83734, the bar," Chandler is playing pool, as Rachel enters,",3,Chandler,I can’t believe you came back.
83735, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Bamn! There you go! Huh?
83736, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?
83737, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"The meaning of the box is three fold. One , it hurts!"
83738, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Hi you guys!
83739, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,"Oh God, I really had a good time!"
83740, Restaurant,,9,Joey," Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!"
83741, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,What? Shut up! We’re winning!
83742, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,"Now come on.  Well, I’m glad we worked things out."
83743, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Wrong? Really? You know the word wrong. Everything isn’t perfect? Everything isn’t magical? Everything isn’t a glow with the light of a million fairies? They were just brake lights, Parker!"
83744, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,You can’t just call Monica’s room.
83745, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Chandler, Art lover!
83746, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,"All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it’s like enough!"
83747, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend."
83748, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross, Good night.
83749, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I’m gonna open up my own massage place and Frank’s gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesn’t have to quit school!
83750, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you got to get to the hospital."
83751, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,"Well, there’s really only one thing you can do."
83752, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?"
83753, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Yes! We’re getting married?!
83754, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it’s awkward. It’s awkward. It’s awkward."
83755, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Monica,"Okay, can we please go eat?"
83756, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Are you sure you wanna do this?
83757, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey,Hey Pheebs?
83758, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Oh, oh... maybe not you!"
83759, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Chandler,Hi.
83760, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Who?
83761, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"Okay, okay. So, should I call her?"
83762, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too."
83763, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Monica, You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
83764, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath."
83765, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,I know.
83766, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,What?
83767, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,Okay. No. But thanks.
83768, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,No.
83769, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
83770, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,'S'why I'm dancing...
83771, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,So? Sure! But it-it wouldn’t be anything romantic. And I’m-I’m dating Mona—Damnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
83772, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Phoebe?
83773, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, well, I don’t dance at weddings."
83774, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,Whoa-hello! We were closer with the mixed tape.
83775, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Yes, but also  Hanukkah! See, you're part Jewish, and-and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday."
83776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Monica,What are you doing with those?!
83777, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Monica,"Oh, why?"
83778, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,Hey! How'd the audition go?!
83779, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Monica," Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?"
83780, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Well, with everything that’s been going on lately, I haven’t exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didn’t tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?"
83781, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back. "
83782, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, my turn!!"
83783, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,But it absolutely didn’t.  It didn’t!! It didn’t!!
83784, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,"Hey, y’know if you want to pick up some extra cash? Some friends of mine made good money doing telemarketing."
83785, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,You need to learn some new slang.
83786, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,I have plans.
83787, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
83788, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
83789, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Chandler,All finished!
83790, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Okay, fine. "
83791, Healing Hands Inc,  So that’s what you thought I did!! God! That’s not what I do!,3,Phoebe,
83792, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Phoebe,I know.
83793, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"No, no, no, no, no, no, not out of that, not out of clothes."
83794, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, So... where does everyone summer?
83795, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Stupid Jane Rogers!!
83796, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,
83797, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,What’s-what’s the difference?
83798, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted."
83799, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  Why can’t I tell them that we live together?,6,Chandler,
83800, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,They’re kissing let’s just go around them.
83801, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,I'm always on the swings! What am I doing wrong?!
83802, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?"
83803, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Chandler, Am I naked again?!
83804, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Phoebe,I’ve had better.
83805, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,Okay.
83806, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,That’s kinda nice.
83807, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well…  I’m getting my revenge!
83808, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
83809, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Joey,"Ah, just one thing umm, is it all right with you if I, if I scream right up until you say action?"
83810, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry. You wanna bite? "
83811, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Phoebe,", a rapist or a killer or something!"
83812, Monica's living room," We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey,",10,Monica,You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news.
83813, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Okay, y'know what, let’s just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?"
83814, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Rachel,Ohh! Okay!
83815, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,"What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!"
83816, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,"No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby. Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.  Hey! My sweater! I’ve been looking for this for like a month!"
83817, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,Oh...how much?
83818, Mr," Treeger’s apartment, Joey is there to suck up,",4,Joey,"What, what is it?"
83819, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,You kissed.
83820, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Joey,Thank God!
83821, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,When you put a ‘D’ at the end of ‘Fine’ you’re not fine.
83822, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you’re at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!"
83823, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Interesting.
83824, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Chandler,"She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?"
83825, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel," Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!"
83826, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?"
83827, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Well, I mean it’s not all bad. I’m learning to appreciate the uh, smaller things in life. Like the sound of a bird and the color of the sky."
83828, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Joey,"Yeah—Hey, don’t worry, she’s a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that I’m not looking for a serious relationship; that’d be great."
83829, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,Ugh.
83830, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,How drunk are you?
83831, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, so... allright... Which dress?  You can say ""neither""."
83832, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"Ehh, I was just, I was just thinking about your father."
83833, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Why?
83834, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Phoebe," Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under it!"
83835, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,"Okay.  Okay, that’s him! That’s him! That’s Cujo! That’s Cujo!"
83836, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,Are you okay?
83837, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,"You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh? Come on, wussies!  and I'm gone."
83838, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler," Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!"
83839, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,You are soo enjoying this.
83840, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Pheebs!
83841, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!
83842, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,No we didn’t!
83843, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Sydney Portier? Hehheh.
83844, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,I don’t know why you say that so soon.
83845, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that.  Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor…"
83846, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Phoebe!
83847, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,She's not gonna care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place.
83848, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Really?
83849, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,I think so.
83850, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Yeah but Pottery Barn! Y’know what I think? It’s just she-she’s weird. Y’know it’s because she’s a twin. Twins are weird.
83851, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,That’s right.
83852, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"...Quality, right, great."
83853, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,"Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said."
83854, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,What?! You got us evicted!!
83855, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Now that’s a thinker.
83856, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!"
83857, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no-no-no-no, vomit tux! No-no, vomit tux!"
83858, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross," Yep! Yeah, see this says D-13, and uh…"
83859, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Joey,Yeah!
83860, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,Look at me! 
83861, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh…"
83862, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Ross.
83863, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,It’s…it’s complicated okay?
83864, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah,  courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr…"
83865, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Chandler,"Well, I think it all started when you said, ""Hey Joey, why don’t you be my best man."""
83866, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Remind me to introduce you to someone!
83867, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, Fatty!
83868, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel, Isn't that amazing?
83869, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Oh wait, before you tell me what it is!  Okay, what is it?"
83870, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Huh... wow, so he's gotta be..."
83871, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler, Okay we have to do something about your breath.
83872, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Rachel,"Oh right, ‘cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play Wipe-out on your butt cheeks."
83873, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,"What, what’s it, what’s going on?"
83874, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,"Okay, so that’s it, everybody knows! It’s official, we’re moving in together. No turning back. Are ya scared? Are ya?"
83875, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel, Oh look! A letter from my mom.
83876, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,Who's Gladys?
83877, Ursula's apartment," Phoebe is about to break the bad news to her sister, She knocks on the door,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, well, umm Grandma died."
83878, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"Well, maybe it’s so big because the house was built on radioactive waste."
83879, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Chandler,"Ugh. Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!! You lost the ring! You’re the worst best man ever!"
83880, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe,Okay. 
83881, Subway station," Phoebe is following Malcom by finding behind the pillars until she comes up to one with a wire mesh garbage can next to it, Malcom stops and starts walking the other way and passes Phoebe, who quick tries to hide behind the garbage can, But, Malcom sees her,",3,Phoebe,Yes? Yes! Oh.
83882, Central Perk," Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him,",8,Ross,Great! Well umm…
83883, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,Yes! Please!
83884, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby."
83885, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"Well sure, if you say you’re gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms!  All right, now I’m gonna do this my way and I don’t want to hear a peep out of you!"
83886, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Did you make it, or are you just serving it?"
83887, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, I don't know why we hang out with married couples more often."
83888, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,Save it.
83889, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Petty...
83890, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
83891, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Ross, you’re tired. You’ve been looking all night. And clearly you suck at this."
83892, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Chandler,"Oh, did you get that from the 'I Love Rachel' pizzeria?"
83893, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
83894, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel, Macadamia nut?
83895, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe, Oh hey you guys!
83896, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!"
83897, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Joey,Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?
83898, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.
83899, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey! I am secure with my masculinity.
83900, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,"Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok?  Hey, how ya doin'?"
83901, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not."
83902, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,You're not making the pies yourself?
83903, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,And Joey?
83904, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross," Excellent! Well, okay, I gotta have some more fun!"
83905, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Joey,"Uh, y'know what, we’re having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we’ll need a little more time to think about it."
83906, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,We’re having a baby.
83907, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,You are so beautiful.
83908, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Ross," Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?"
83909, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!
83910, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
83911, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler, I'm sorry man.
83912, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Joey,Whom.  That’s right.
83913, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,Right…
83914, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe, No I-I meant your costume.
83915, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"No, no. See, you and Drake are having a fight. "
83916, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,Did you find the dress?
83917, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Yes you did!
83918, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Thanks man.
83919, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,Okay.
83920, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Monica," Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?"
83921, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"All right, you’re hired!"
83922, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh!
83923, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Now that she broke up with you?
83924, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around…"
83925, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey,Know what was great? The way his smile was kinda crooked.
83926, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Joey," Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?"
83927, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger.
83928, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,I'm serious!
83929, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,That would be Casey. We’re going out tonight.
83930, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"Y’know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk."
83931, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Yeah.
83932, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,In 1981 you were 13!
83933, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Phoebe,"Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!"
83934, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,"Okay, bye-bye."
83935, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,Thanks.
83936, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Ross,"Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this."
83937, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,"Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose."
83938, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,"Oh, 's'funny, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm."
83939, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,"Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees."
83940, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,What?
83941, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Phoebe,You don't wanna win the lottery?
83942, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler,Oh yes.
83943, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
83944, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,How?! When?!
83945, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Yeah?
83946, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,"Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head."
83947, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
83948, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Phoebe,I’m going to let him.
83949, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Joey,
83950, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village.."
83951, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Monica,Yeah.
83952, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa!  Joey, do they know that we know?"
83953, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"So I'm thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it."
83954, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Rachel,"Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this."
83955, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Well…did you know he was gonna ask me?
83956, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Well, we cannot tell Joey about this. He's already flipping out about everything that's changing. This will push him over the edge."
83957, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Look, I’m not saying that you should magically forgive me! But you’re not perfect! You’ve made some errors in judgment too!"
83958, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Monica,Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
83959, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,I-I-I don't know. Types of trees?
83960, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, and the Indians taught the Pilgrims what it meant to be hot in the new world!"
83961, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.  Yeah.
83962, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Monica, Hi!
83963, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,I was in too much pain.
83964, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,You’re welcome.
83965, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!"
83966, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"We're fine, we're fine."
83967, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,no... hmmmmm... it's not... hmmmmmmmmmm
83968, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Chandler,‘Cause it’s-it’s not his last name.
83969, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,And I was tired from digging the huge hole!
83970, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Ross,"Well, what about me?! I’m a medical marvel!!"
83971, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Joey,"You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?!"
83972, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,"Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!"
83973, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Monica,But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
83974, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands."
83975, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Yeah, the Knicks rule!"
83976, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Ross,The woman just vanished!
83977, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,I thought you meant in life.
83978, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel."
83979, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Well, we’re really not that close.  Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then."
83980, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up."
83981, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,Yes. I like Rachel.
83982, Phoebe’s apartment building," in desperation she has wrapped up the smoke detector in a blanket and is going to throw it into the trash chute,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, this is where you and I part ways.  Noisy bitch!"
83983, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"If I help, we can find 'em faster!"
83984, The Library," Ross enters and heads to the desk to talk to the male librarian on duty,",7,Ross,No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! 
83985, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,You heard them say that?
83986, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,A year?!
83987, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,Will you-will you please?
83988, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?"
83989, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
83990, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if you don't know I can't help you."
83991, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,We won.
83992, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,What is that?
83993, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,I really thought she'd stay.
83994, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Chandler,See ya.  Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.
83995, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,What?
83996, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Chandler,You slept with the stripper?
83997, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey," ""…Amy! Happy birthday to you!"""
83998, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice…"
83999, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Phoebe," Go, go, go Alan! Run you, hairy bastard!"
84000, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"Hey Erica, welcome back to town!  Wow, look how big you've gotten."
84001, Ross',,9,Rachel,I thought it was Ross.
84002, Richard’s Apartment," Monica is looking around and notices an African mask hanging on the wall,",6,Monica,"Y’know, I-I… I have to figure…some st—Y’know, some stuff before I can…"
84003, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"Yeah, well, you don't have your racket."
84004, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
84005, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,Show them to me!
84006, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good."
84007, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Rachel,Oh but look! That’s gonna leave a stain!
84008, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,"Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no!"
84009, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah, it’s great."
84010, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,What? Are you going back to work?
84011, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore."
84012, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,I'm hurt.
84013, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey,Well you’re whippin’ so slow! Can’t you do it any faster?
84014, Ross',,9,Rachel,Who?
84015, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,"Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said…"
84016, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?"
84017, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,Oh the humanity.
84018, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place."
84019, Elizabeth's apartment; Elizabeth is inquiring as to the delay in Ross's exit from her bathroom,,5,Ross,"All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off."
84020, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
84021, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Not any more!
84022, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Joey,I just have to call my agent and tell her I can’t do the part. 
84023, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren."
84024, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it."
84025, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,And that would be?
84026, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Ross,No-no-no! It’s mine! It’s-it’s mine. 
84027, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey,"Boy, it was so hard not to laugh, I tell ya. Hey, hey, the place looks great!"
84028, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross, Hey!
84029, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,"This is unbelievable. I - I have never been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way."
84030, Another Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter and start making out,",8,Chandler,Should we tell Rachel there’s an empty private room right next door to hers?
84031, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"Dude, what am I gonna…"
84032, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’ve got big Valentine’s plans! I’ve got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!"
84033, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Rachel,I'm so sorry.
84034, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Rachel, What?! What?!
84035, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,What?!
84036, Phoebe's apartment," there is someone pounding on the door and Phoebe sleepily walks over and answers it, As she nears the door, the pounding stops and she can hear the smoke detector’s wail,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
84037, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica,"Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn’t say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!"
84038, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Really?! ‘Cause y’know that hurts.
84039, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,"Him? Him, Ross?"
84040, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Yes there are, I just saw them a few minutes ago."
84041, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,Oh.
84042, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Well, I know what's the matter with me."
84043, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Rachel,Oh.
84044, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Ooh, like the time you and I went to Atlantic City and I made you laugh so hard you threw up your whole steak?! Remember?"
84045, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler," So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?"
84046, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail, She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door,",5,Ross," I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!"
84047, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Rachel,"Oh no, you guys, just stay here, I’m gonna go check her diaper, Pheebs you wanna come?"
84048, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,"No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married.  Will you be my wife?"
84049, Central Perk," time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"That’s right, still no baby!  Come on people! Please make some room!"
84050, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,"Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You don’t have to say anything. You-you uh, you take as much time as you need.  Okay, you gotta say something!"
84051, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  You're kidding right?",5,Joey,
84052, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross,So how many more do you have tomorrow?
84053, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,You're a pig. And you can't do this.
84054, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"I’m a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician."
84055, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids messed up the Homo Sapien display."
84056, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,"Anyway, err... I need to borrow some money."
84057, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Phoebe,"If you don’t sail your boat, what do you do on it?"
84058, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel!  Are you okay?"
84059, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,"If you said, ""Big lima bean, bubbling up."" Would she understand the difference?"
84060, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,Joey has got a secret peephole!
84061, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Well maybe he saw your hand slip briefly from the ten and two o’clock position.
84062, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebe’s book of names,",4,Chandler,It’s Clint! Clint!
84063, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Ross,Neither will I. 
84064, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,You made pottery?
84065, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
84066, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,I’ll try.
84067, Amanda's apartment," Ross is arriving with Ben,",4,Ross,Wow! You-you look great!
84068, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Chandler,I don't know. Maybe he hooked up with that hot girl he was talking to.
84069, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh, that's ok.I'll just try and reschedule.  Oh, can't you make an exception?"""
84070, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross," Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call."
84071, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,"Hey well, you can’t teach someone to be good with women. Y’know, that’s why I never had any luck with Chandler."
84072, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,"You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you. I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you...  twenty dollars an hour."
84073, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,"Yes, hi."
84074, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Rachel,Ross!
84075, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,Worse?
84076, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Rachel,"Mindy, my maid of. Oh!"
84077, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Joey,"What they’re not invited?! Oh no, that’s terrible! They’re gonna be crushed!"
84078, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!"
84079, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,Do you want some pancakes?
84080, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Phoebe,"No, sorry."
84081, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Chandler, I hope you’re not thinking about cleaning the living room.
84082, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Phoebe,"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so..."
84083, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Chandler, No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.
84084, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Phoebe,"We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party.  All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress."
84085, Rift’s Restaurant," as seen in Mad About You, Joey and Chandler are there,",1,Joey,"No, no... how come you are working here?"
84086, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
84087, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I'll put a pillowcase over my head.
84088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,"Honey, as we get closer to the wedding, is there anything that you would like to talk about or share?"
84089, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,London baby!
84090, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey, Hey!
84091, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh honey, come on, I’m sorry, I didn’t.... I don’t mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom."
84092, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,What?
84093, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Okay.
84094, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Ross,What you got over there? Tacos?
84095, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Chandler,Phoebe!
84096, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"I thought this might happen today. Ross, I know the holidays can be rough. Y’know? And it’s probably really hard for you to be alone right now."
84097, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross,  The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom,",4,Rachel,Was she good?
84098, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,"But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies!"
84099, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,What are you supposed to be?
84100, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Why, does she have a bad personality?"
84101, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
84102, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Joey,Hey! What’s up?
84103, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this. Okay,  and, and...."
84104, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, your microwave. The stereo."
84105, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Chandler,Hey.
84106, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Yeah. 
84107, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,I’m so sorry! Are you okay?
84108, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Ross,...Gets interrupted. Hi!
84109, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are there, Phoebe walks in ringing a bell,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, you and your ways.  Since it’s Christmastime. I’m going to be one of those people collection donations."
84110, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
84111, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,Robert’s coming out.
84112, Central Perk,,9,Chandler," So, a professor, uh?"
84113, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,A monkey. Have you seen a monkey?
84114, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Joey, Are we watchin’ the tape or not?!
84115, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe, Please.
84116, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Ross,Okay. 
84117, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler,I'll catch you guys later. 
84118, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Any chance Charlie has a deaf twin?
84119, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Well, you’re timing couldn’t be better. She’s not my girlfriend anymore."
84120, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica, So what’s Phoebe like?
84121, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Monica,"Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!"
84122, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,Yeah....
84123, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"You’re thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get it over with. It’s like, it’s like ripping off this Band-Aid.  Oh mother of…See?"
84124, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. It was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like..."
84125, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,"Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!"
84126, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,"No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um..."
84127, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
84128, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Ross,"I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Y’know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so…"
84129, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the ""brain transplant,"" you are going to be her?"
84130, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"Okay. So these signals Ross, explain this to me, ‘cause maybe I need to be more careful. I mean, am I sending you these signals right now?"
84131, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yes! Yes you can, I’m looking for Jack’s parents."
84132, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,
84133, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!"
84134, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"Oh, this is so great."
84135, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,You’re jealous of Princess Caroline?
84136, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Rachel,Ow!
84137, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Yes!
84138, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr, Roger,",6,Monica,Okay!  Ohhh no!
84139, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck,",6,Monica,We’re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.
84140, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
84141, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Rachel,"You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn’t feel bad!"
84142, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Phoebe,Hello?
84143, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
84144, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
84145, Joey's apartment," Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth,",6,Chandler,I couldn’t do it.
84146, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Rachel,Thank God.
84147, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Monica,I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
84148, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Oh what are you kidding? She’s gorgeous, it’s all Rachel."
84149, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,When have you ever?
84150, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
84151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.
84152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Really?!
84153, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Phoebe,Thanks you guys! Again.
84154, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
84155, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe’s mom remind anyone of a cat?"
84156, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"Stop it! Stop it, before someone gets really hurt!  Here David, you should just go."
84157, Chandler and Joey's," Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview,",6,Joey, Hi!
84158, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh-oh, chilling!"
84159, The Philly," With or Without You is playing, ",3,Ross,"Oh, no, no."
84160, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend."
84161, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Joey,"No, he really said it."
84162, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Monica,"Wait a minute, she isn’t… She’s not the one who you…"
84163, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,I’ve never done that.
84164, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,What?
84165, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?"
84166, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that ""thing"". What is it?"
84167, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,Why?
84168, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?"
84169, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,He’s not boring! He’s just-he’s just low key.
84170, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Ross,"Well, like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived!  Here."
84171, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Monica,"Oh no! I don’t know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what it’s called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles."
84172, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,Is that it?
84173, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Hey, you should really read that book you wrote.  Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!"
84174, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Ross, why do you hate our child?"
84175, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,Go for it.
84176, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,Hey!
84177, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Chandler,Sure. Ummm. What’s up?
84178, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe, Hey.
84179, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"So, this isn't over?"
84180, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Ross, Someone knocked over a lamp.
84181, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica," Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey."
84182, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,How's it going with her?
84183, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe, Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can find Earl? He’s the supply manager around here.
84184, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Okay!  Monica, will you marry me?"
84185, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Really?
84186, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns."
84187, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
84188, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Hey Joe!
84189, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, this is just so messed up! What�s wrong with us? You know when people hear about our situation they"
84190, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Phoebe,"Well, umm, my Mom’s friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom."
84191, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Aw, I know all about Kip!"
84192, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you."
84193, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Joey,Yeah? That's so nice! 
84194, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,"So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?"
84195, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Chandler,Okay. All right.
84196, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Hey.
84197, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,"Hmmm, soup!  Hmm, soup!"
84198, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Rachel,"Well that—y’know it’s just uh, I’ve never done that before. Me and him alone."
84199, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, the gift shop!"
84200, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Ooh, yeah, I'm not going anywhere for a while."
84201, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,Oh.
84202, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,"All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor…"
84203, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah, it really was. But we…we gotta be careful. We…we can’t let that happen again, y’know?"
84204, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,Ah. Thanks.
84205, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?"
84206, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross,"Well, I’ll-I’ll be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…"
84207, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Do it!
84208, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, it's okay, it was just my left leg."
84209, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"But why, why not?"
84210, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Uh, you're not gonna win."
84211, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Joey,"Hey-hey, check out the hat!"
84212, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Monica,What?
84213, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?"
84214, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,"And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!"
84215, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Joey,Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her! 
84216, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh wait, oh I forgot... and uhm... I love you... and you have nice eyes."
84217, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Oooh, I like that, ""daddy"" "
84218, The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house," Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters,",10,Chandler, They're never coming down now.
84219, Ross',,9,Rachel,So did I
84220, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break the"
84221, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Chandler,Who’s the father?
84222, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,"Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife."
84223, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,"Well it stupid, unfair question!"
84224, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I…"
84225, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,You really want to take me?
84226, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, I kinda thought."
84227, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler," I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it."
84228, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Monica,"Ohh my God, I'm so sorry."
84229, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,They wouldn’t have put it there if it didn’t do something! How can you not care?
84230, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,What? I’m not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
84231, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,"So we'll leave before it's over, we'll be back in time."
84232, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,Nope. Schhorry.
84233, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler," So ah, isn’t a bit cold out for shorts?"
84234, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,Come on in.
84235, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Joey,Hi everyone.
84236, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well."
84237, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"No, I don’t."
84238, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross," Well hello! She’s cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?"
84239, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Oh, hi Danny."
84240, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!"
84241, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! "
84242, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled with baskets of fruit, Joey enters, check in hand,",1,Joey,"Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something."
84243, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Chandler,"Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball.."
84244, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!"
84245, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,Hi!
84246, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,Good! Good! Five points!
84247, Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there,9,Rachel,"Oh, you know what - my first impression of you was absolutely right. You are arrogant, you are pompous ... Morgan! Morgan! Tag's last name was Morgan! Huh!"
84248, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"No. When it comes to sweets, he’s surprisingly strict."
84249, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Chandler, One more game?
84250, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel," Oh, I get it!"
84251, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,I gave you a key for emergencies!
84252, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursday’s was just our thing man!
84253, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,No!
84254, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler," And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law."
84255, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
84256, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Definitely not invisible.
84257, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,Okay.
84258, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"I am sorry, Ross."
84259, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, looks that way. First ones here! Wooo!!"
84260, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thank you.  No!
84261, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
84262, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Joey,"Yeah. We figured when we couldn’t find you, you’d gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?"
84263, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Joey,Yeah! Okay!  Hey! Hi!
84264, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"So? Did have sex, right?"
84265, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment."
84266, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Chandler,Not once did we do that.
84267, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Rachel,We’re gonna find love!
84268, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, no problem. I’m so glad I could help. Happy for you. "
84269, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!"
84270, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Joey,Come on!
84271, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, this is fun."
84272, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Whoo, whoo. Wow, it's uhm... kinda weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up."
84273, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Phoebe,A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! 
84274, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Ross,Hey! How long until Pete’s fight?
84275, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 1130 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert."
84276, The Roof,,9,Monica, I love you!
84277, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!
84278, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,How who wears it?
84279, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Joey, He’s not really my type.
84280, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Rachel,No way. No way did you do this.
84281, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,"No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette."
84282, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,I would love that job!
84283, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler,Soo... you girls having fun?
84284, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Chandler,"Oh, good, Joey's home now."
84285, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Oh, she's regional Vice President; She's... just below me."
84286, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Rachel,I did.
84287, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Monica,
84288, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, or you can do the easy thing and smoke."
84289, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,Yeah. 
84290, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,Hey!
84291, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,Yeah.
84292, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Ross,I�m so sorry �
84293, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Monica,"Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins."
84294, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,What do you mean?
84295, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, I was watching.  Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?"
84296, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, why don’t you?"
84297, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"No-no, we do it every year!"
84298, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Oh, it’s just not the right time."
84299, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,"Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. "
84300, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Monica,I hear wedding bells.
84301, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Honey, there's really nothing to worry about."
84302, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Rachel,"Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about."
84303, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,What?
84304, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Phoebe,Someday.
84305, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Maybe she hasn’t really thought it through that well.
84306, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Yeah we are!
84307, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Phoebe,"That you like,  we get it. You like her. Great!"
84308, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,"Y’know, I’m still 29 in Guam."
84309, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Because that’s the only part of you he can see when he’s on the table!
84310, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Monica,Do you want some shortbread? Eh that’s Scottish like you are.
84311, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Rachel,Because you do.
84312, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,What?
84313, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"We close escrow tomorrow, so seeing another house can only confuse us, and we're easily confused. We're not very bright."
84314, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel, Hi!
84315, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel,All right.  I’m a total pro!
84316, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying ""Go to your room! You're grounded""?"
84317, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. And Phoebe,  is on this couch."
84318, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Oh good.
84319, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Chandler,"Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?"
84320, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!"
84321, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Monica,"Oh, I think so."
84322, The Balcony," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Uh, yeah, well, see, he… Joey knows, that I'm-I'm very insecure about my back and, and…you're hugging me, so obviously you are not repulsed by it, yeah!"
84323, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel," Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!"
84324, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,No I wasn’t! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
84325, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they don’t even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
84326, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Y’know what? Let’s, let’s talk later."
84327, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
84328, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Try telling my wife that.
84329, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Joey, Hey there you are!
84330, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Phoebe,"I’m sorry, okay, I-I wasn’t looking, and the store says that they won’t take it back because you signed for it..."
84331, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
84332, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one."
84333, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,"Really, is he a swimmer?"
84334, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?"
84335, A Gym," Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi,",3,Monica,How ‘bout just a boom?
84336, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Joey, She has a lot of crap!
84337, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler, Did you know this about him?
84338, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Joey,Waiting for candy.
84339, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Well, did-did you correct him?"
84340, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,Bye.
84341, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,"I’m gonna miss you, you’re the hottest roommate I ever had."
84342, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,Hey!
84343, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Well I checked in the uh, lost and found, I talked to the manager, no-one’s turned them."
84344, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Ohhh, Chandler, sorry! Hey, Janice."
84345, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,Really?
84346, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Phoebe,"'Cause, you know,  if you don't look good, we don't look good. I love that voice."
84347, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Yes, if it really doesn’t mean anything, because you know that I’m just not ready…"
84348, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Ross,"Joey, Homo Sapiens are people."
84349, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Sure. Here.  I’ll uh, save your parking spot."
84350, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?"
84351, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,"No!  even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldn’t mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?"
84352, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Ross,"All right everyone, lift! "
84353, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Goodnight.
84354, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Sa-sa-saw!
84355, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,"So from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! Y'know I-I could have toys for underprivileged kids in here!"
84356, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Alright, come on...  Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together."
84357, The ride along,,5,Ross,"Hey, I'm more cop than you two!"
84358, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,"Well, can’t you tell her that you are not in the mood?"
84359, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Ross,"Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater."
84360, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross," Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!"
84361, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica," You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about."
84362, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this."
84363, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,mh hmm..
84364, The hallway,,10,Monica,"Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda."
84365, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"All right, how about the ladybugs?"
84366, Ben and Joey's  callback,,5,Ross,"Yeah, it is."
84367, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Chandler,Hey Rach!
84368, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,Well I got stuff going on in here  if you wanna feel.
84369, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Thank you, but, but you gotta leave."
84370, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, no, I just have to talk to someone."
84371, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"Oh, we have some…"
84372, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"But Phoebe, wait! Wait! Phoebe. Phoebe! "
84373, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?"
84374, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice."
84375, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,No.
84376, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,"Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I’m just gonna put this  back in my pocket, pretend that didn’t happen. Uh yeah, actually I’m free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or…"
84377, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no.  I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think I’m pretty comfortable with the whole situation."
84378, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Oh, I’m sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no."
84379, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
84380, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Well, so, you-you’ll get a job here! I mean, I’m always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!"
84381, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,"Okay, I’m next.  Don’t! Don’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe!"
84382, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Got it!  Where do you think you're going?
84383, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"No, I don’t want to hit you."
84384, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Okay!
84385, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,I can’t be fair. You’re my boyfriend.
84386, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Phoebe,Yes! A friend of mine did it and it’s totally legal!
84387, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,What are you talking about?
84388, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Monica,A little tight? I could see double-oh and seven in those pants.
84389, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?"
84390, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"We’re going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!"
84391, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Anyway sweetie, I am, I’m so sorry I ruined your night."
84392, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, someone that has his own tux, or has the ability to rent a tux."
84393, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Joey,"Hey, I gotta! Unless..."
84394, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.
84395, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,"Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews  And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with."
84396, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Chandler,No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
84397,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,"Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off."
84398, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Joey are playing Rock ‘em, Sock ‘em Robots,",8,Joey,What the hell is that?
84399, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!
84400, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Monica,Nothing. I’m gonna take a shower.
84401, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help."
84402, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath."
84403, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,"Y’know, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue."
84404, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,I know!
84405, The Laundromat," Rachel is fighting with that old, annoying woman for a cart,",4,Ross,"You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen."
84406, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Monica,"Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia."
84407, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,No we weren’t!
84408, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Right.
84409, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,Do you want me too?
84410, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica,Did you smoke?
84411, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"Unless Snoopy says it to Charlie Brown, I think we're okay."
84412, Central Perk," the gang's all there, Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention,",4,Phoebe,Thank you.
84413, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Hi.
84414, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,What about my cab?
84415, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little… Oh no—wait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Rick’s pants come down a little. No! No! Okay, Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, that’s working."
84416, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Ross,Yeah.
84417, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,If you hold a spider.
84418, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"All right, we have to pick captains."
84419, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,"Well, at least you didn’t rent yours from a store called, ""It’s Not Too Late."""
84420, Outside Central Perk," Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her,",2,Monica,"Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?"
84421, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,Really.
84422, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Joey,"Hey, that'd work on me! Why did I get to buy Mrs. Butterwords? "
84423, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,And you never knew she was a lesbian...
84424, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Rachel,You may need to use this year to teach Ben about Phoebe.
84425, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Thirty-two! Seventy-one! Hike!
84426, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"I don’t know, I hardly ever say that about people."
84427, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Rachel,"Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!"
84428, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,How does it feel knowing you’re never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing you’re gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
84429, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I don't care, so you pick!"
84430, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Monica,Phoebe that’s crazy!
84431, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,We used them as pillows when we went camping.
84432, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler," Look, if you did..."
84433, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Chandler,You still haven’t told Rachel you weren’t really proposing?
84434, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,Daddy?!
84435, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler, Okay. Here’s a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
84436, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Well, we had a little fight."
84437, Ross's apartment," Ross is setting up for the slide show,",6,Ross,Slides are almost ready.
84438, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,I am going… I'm going--Turn it over! 
84439, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Ross,"Joey, we just saw it!"
84440, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Come on man, you drove all the way up here."
84441, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Oh.
84442, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"So, how dark is it gonna get?"
84443, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,"Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.  Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!"
84444, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he’s leaving out ‘e’ and ‘f.’ It’s like they just ah, I don’t know, fell out of his head."
84445, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Well, so what does he do?"
84446, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,"Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations"
84447, Chandler and Joey’s Bathroom," Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub,",3,Joey,What ‘cha doing?
84448, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Monica,What about my questions?
84449, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,"What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?"
84450, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,No I won’t.
84451, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,It is not over! You’re over!
84452, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,Hi.
84453, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced."
84454, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,Ohh.  Ooh!
84455, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"I know, but look at me all tan."
84456, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
84457, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"No, no, don't, don't, rub it! Don't!  What gets out hummus?! What gets out hummus?!"
84458, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross, I'm never gonna find love again.
84459, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs,",8,Rachel," Hi, sweetie."
84460, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Well, it's not okay, because I gave a very memorable performance as the nurse. And now suddenly I'm the waitress? That's gonna confuse my fans. "
84461, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,"Ross, my father doesn’t hate you."
84462, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Chandler,You pick one.
84463, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Ross,Thanks.  OK.
84464, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Monica,"Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six."
84465, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,
84466, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Monica,"Probably some y'know, European good-bye thing he picked up in London."
84467, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler,Do I still call you Ross?
84468, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell."
84469, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,"Wow! Great!  Wait, dad who-who’s cigarettes are these?"
84470, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Hi!
84471, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,"Joey, get out of the fridge."
84472, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,This is so cool!
84473, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,"I’m, I’m breaking up with you."
84474, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?"
84475, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,Aw � what?
84476, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
84477, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Monica,"Wow, he’s really not letting this go, is he?"
84478, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Ross,
84479, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,Why have I seen this thing three times?!
84480, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Hey, is Rachel here?"
84481, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel," Hel-lo, Rachel Green."
84482, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Monica,Do you realize that four weeks from today we’re getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
84483, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,I totally understand.  Can I just see your bra?
84484, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,"Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See when you flirt with a guy you think, ""I'm just flirting, no big deal."" But the guy is thinking, ""Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"""
84485, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Really Joey?
84486, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,"Hey! Umm, I think Brenda needs a raise."
84487, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,Do you have any beers? We’re out of beers.
84488, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica," No! Joey, we swore we’d never tell!"
84489, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,
84490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,What is it?
84491, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,"Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this?  Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?"
84492, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Well Monica just told me that they don’t.
84493, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,I mean... 
84494, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Joey,"We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife.  Now kiss her again."
84495, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey,Err...Well I...Know how much you used to make and I know how much your rent is. 
84496, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that sounds great.  Oh, and listen, it’s, it’s gonna be...."
84497, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, poor baby."
84498, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Chandler,Yea yea. 
84499, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Monica,It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
84500, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Hey guys! Hey!
84501, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel," That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!"
84502, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it."
84503, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea."
84504, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Oooh that may be a New World's record 
84505, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these  on my pillow.
84506, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Joey,Whoah!
84507, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"No, no, no, you said, ""got the keys""."
84508, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,"Hey, Monica, who would yours be?"
84509, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God! So was she! Oh, I’ve got-I’ve got goose bumps. "
84510, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Chandler,Is this the best way to use one of your three magic wishes?
84511, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"Phoebe, you can’t force kids to be friends."
84512, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Joey,Oh yeah.
84513, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Okay.
84514, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,What?!
84515, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
84516, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Okay, okay, we’ll just get everyone to act like they like it. That-that way noone makes fun of her and we still get to go to Sweet Potatoe Pie! "
84517, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one."
84518, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,Ohio!! Thank you!
84519, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,I know I do.
84520, Barry's office," Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters,",1,Rachel,"Anyway, um,  I guess this belongs to you. And thank you for giving it to me."
84521, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Monica," Okay, I’ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I’m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone."
84522, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Yeah, that was an awesome day!"
84523, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"Nooooo, why?"
84524, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey, Hey.
84525, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Joey,I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch.
84526, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,So great things are happening at work and in your personal life!
84527, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,I got it!  Here we go.
84528, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Ross,"Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh old buddy?"
84529, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,"You know, it's... "
84530, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Ross,"Oh my God, he just said your name, that’s great! Good job Ben."
84531, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,"No, I’m good. "
84532, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Me too. Rachel.
84533, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment,",7,Ross,
84534, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,"That’s a uh, that’s a tough combination."
84535, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,no they don't
84536, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross, Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you…
84537, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,Wh-what?
84538, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,Dear Lord.
84539, Iridium," Monica is working as Frannie enters,",1,Monica,How do you do that?
84540, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Eh, you think? I mean, you went out with a guy who improved the accuracy of radiocarbon dating by a factor of 10!"
84541, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"Rachel, this is your apartment."
84542, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler,"Sorry, I just…can’t sleep. Ooh! "
84543, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey, What?
84544, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding. She’s saving the rest for her divorce. And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to  Dollywood."
84545, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel, Kate Miller?
84546, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Rachel,"No-no-no, that’ not Joshua."
84547, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,Yay!
84548, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel," Okay. I’m sorry. You’re right, you’re right."
84549, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,Thank you.
84550, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,Mon?
84551, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"Aw, how can you say that? I can’t even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?"
84552, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph.
84553, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Chandler,"Yes! Way to go, man!  Still got the egg, huh?"
84554, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Look, look, look."
84555, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel, Yeah. Gotcha.
84556, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is running to answer the door,",3,Ross, Hi! Sorry I’m late. Were you sleeping?
84557, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Do it!
84558, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,"Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica!  Oooh, I can't leave her!"
84559, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey, Oh.
84560, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, I've got milk  Better?"
84561, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, maybe."
84562, Audition room, the producers and Lennart are waiting for Joey,9,Joey, I did? 
84563, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"You’re weird today.  Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something."
84564, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey," Yeah, who is that?"
84565, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Well, uhm... whatever, I have really appreciated it, 'cause I don’t think I would be the person that I am today if it wasn’t for you guys. See, I wanna help Amy the way you guys helped me. And I know it’s gonna take patience, but that’s ok."
84566, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch, when they start to hear a horrible screeching noise, It sounds like someone is skinning a cat,",7,Monica,Nooo!!
84567, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Phoebe,What?
84568, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Phoebe," Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!"
84569, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,Yeah bye-bye!  Hey! So just a light layer?
84570, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?"
84571, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,"My son? Pretty serious.  What uh, what are you doing here?"
84572, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Joey,You are dogged man! I totally fit!
84573, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Come on, there’s gotta be something."
84574, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,What?
84575, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, What?
84576, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"Oh, y’know, would you just for once, not remember every…little…thing!! "
84577, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,"Yeah, well, I couldn’t find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff."
84578, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica," Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?"
84579, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Well, I, I should go in there."
84580, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over.."
84581, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Monica,"I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night."
84582, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Excellent! Let’s play Bamboozled! Chandler, you’ll go first. What is the capital of Columbia?"
84583, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys."
84584, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,No time for that!
84585, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey, Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin'.
84586, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Did you not hear me say, ""Du-ude?!"""
84587, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Ross,"I don't know, umm…"
84588, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Monica,Hey!!
84589, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler, Heyyyy—What?
84590, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,"He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait."
84591, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke."
84592, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,You did? What was he talking about?
84593, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler, ...spender.
84594, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"Nothing, I’m-I’m just, I’m so comfortable with you!"
84595, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,"Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore."
84596, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Rachel, And there’s marketing…
84597, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica,"So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm..."
84598, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Chandler,You mean there's more than one of us.
84599, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,They’re at the coffeehouse.
84600, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross," Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!"
84601, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Joey,Tell us!
84602, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,Ahhh.
84603, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"What are you talking about? I love them!  Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?"
84604, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Oh, no-no-no, no-no-no, it has become, it has—yeah. Oh no, those were four great dates."
84605, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,Do you know which one you're gonna be?
84606, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Monica,That is never good.
84607, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,She dropped off a casserole?
84608, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Oh we-we didn’t.
84609, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,"No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today."
84610, The hallway,,10,Monica,I won't know what I would do without you.
84611, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!"
84612, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,"We don’t want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle."
84613, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"I’m fine! I just, I’m thinking how much it’s an end of era."
84614, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Hey. 
84615, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,Let her off the plane!
84616, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,"I did, but..."
84617, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,I still haven’t gotten a check for your half yet.
84618, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica,"Ohh, I’m so glad. Thank you so much for staying so calm during this. I mean it’s really, it’s made me stay calm.  I coulda been worse!"
84619, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel, Hey roomie!
84620, Ross and Carol's," Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him,",6,Ross,"Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little."
84621, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Monica,"They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike! She'll say ""No"", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again."
84622, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Joey,Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
84623, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Rachel,Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
84624, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Rachel,Settle what?
84625, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,
84626, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Joey,"He doesn't do much, does he?"
84627, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Chandler,"Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything."
84628, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Phoebe,It’s Lafite. The ’74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.
84629, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,Lilly's dead. 
84630, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross,What?!
84631, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Here you go.
84632, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!"
84633, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,"Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want."
84634, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross, surprise!!
84635, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Phoebe,"Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone."
84636, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler," Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?"
84637, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Joey,"It's okay, these things happen."
84638, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Chandler,Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
84639, Monica’s bedroom," Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica,",3,Monica,When did I sign for it?
84640, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Ross, And so do I.
84641, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Phoebe,You can't do that!
84642, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Okay.
84643, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no!  Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I..."
84644, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel," Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!"
84645, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Chandler,"It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her."
84646, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing the dishes,",4,Monica,Are you alone?
84647, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,He loves you.
84648, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,I totally forgive you!
84649, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,"Oh er... well you know Emma started crawling? I realised that this place, is very unsafe for a baby. So I went to the store and got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment."
84650, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Chandler,What’s wrong with sun-dried tomatoes?  No?
84651, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Monica what?
84652, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,A little.  Now you’re talking.
84653, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"Whoa, hey, maybe I'll go down there with ya and see if I can get an audition to play the dad. I mean who better to play Ben's father than his godfather."
84654, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Skull?
84655, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Chandler,Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.
84656, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Surely you can think of something good.
84657, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,About what?
84658, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,You don’t even have cats.
84659, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Yes, I’ve done my studying and I really know my stuff."
84660, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?"
84661, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,How about uhm... How about Buffay-Hannigan?
84662, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,Okay. Here goes.
84663, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall."
84664, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea."
84665, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Honey? Is that something you’re making up?
84666, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,"Maybe, she doesn’t hit him all the time."
84667, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,God. Do think it really doesn’t hurt? ‘Cause how can they do that?
84668, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,"Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives."
84669, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel, Kiss me.
84670, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Ooh! Well played, Phoebe Buffay, well played."
84671, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, You are just nonstop!
84672, The Hospital," Phoebe is arriving with Ross, Joey, and Rachel in tow,",5,Phoebe,"Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?"
84673, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Monica,"Yes, you did!"
84674, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Chandler,"Yes, but in Ross’s case, they both know in two weeks that’s it."
84675, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica," Kiss him, you fool!!"
84676, Bings in bed," finished,",9,Chandler,Leave it.
84677, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Joey,Can we please turn this off?
84678, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,"Oh my God, are you out of a job?"
84679, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,Maybe I’ll take her to that new French restaurant down the street…
84680, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,Oh that is so great! That's…
84681, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Marcel?
84682, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,I know about Monica.
84683, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler, Those aren’t eleven and a half.
84684, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Rachel," Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!"
84685, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Phoebe,"Well, you’re just gonna have to try."
84686, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Well I think it’s safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
84687, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,I didn't know you had another level.
84688, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Come on you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner you with you she would flip out and you know it. It's okay, I really… I don't mind."
84689, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Yeah, then-then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? "
84690, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,What?
84691, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,Guess!
84692, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Huh?
84693, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
84694, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
84695, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it’s still walking distance to the kitchen.
84696, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Joey,Yeah!
84697, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Rachel,"So, if I wanna have my kid when I’m 35, I don’t have to get pregnant until I’m 34. Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes! Oh wait, but I do want to be married for a year before I get pregnant…"
84698, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha."
84699, the hotel game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,"Ah, yeah!"
84700, The Museum of Prehistoric History ; Ross is in the break room eating lunch as his boss," Dr, Leedbetter walks in,",5,Ross,What?
84701, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets it’ll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?"
84702, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,How do you think she's doing?
84703, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,Hey.  Happy Thanksgiving!
84704, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross,"Okay, okay... How exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?"
84705, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Hiiii-Ya!!  I’m serious! You’re not walking out on my sister!
84706, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"I'm telling you! Oh, okay! This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song.  ""Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam..."""
84707, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Chandler,"Oh honey, leave them alone, they’re in love."
84708, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,No reason. 
84709, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,Really?
84710, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
84711, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Well I’m sorry but, that-that’s really not my problem."
84712, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,Oh my God! Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who hasn't won the Nobel Prize?
84713, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Ross,All right.
84714, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
84715, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?!
84716, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?"
84717, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"Well umm, okay we were in the market and she bent down to get some yogurt and she just never came back up again."
84718, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,
84719, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
84720, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Okay.
84721, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,"All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid."
84722, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?"
84723, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica, What-what-what’s that now?!
84724, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,Wh-wh-what? What?
84725, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey," no. No, I, I couldn't do that."
84726, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Uh-huh.
84727, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,
84728, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel,"All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan."
84729, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Not any more!
84730, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,The man is showing brain.
84731, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,What secrets?
84732, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Yes!
84733, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Man, I would be great in a war! I mean, I really, I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean I know I would make General way before any of you guys."
84734, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,No I-I-I’m fine.
84735, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,But I…
84736, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Rachel,Joey? Are you in there?
84737, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,Hey! Maybe you’ll die!
84738, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Oh, so that’s this is gonna work now? You’re just gonna order me around all the time?"
84739, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Monica,"Ross, cough drops, please?"
84740, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,No. But thanks.
84741, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,Die Hard 2.
84742, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Okay.
84743, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Come on that’s not fair! I mean you haven’t even heard me play!
84744, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,Ohhhh 
84745, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Monica,Larry?
84746, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,"Okay. Hey uh, when do I get to meet the robot?"
84747, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,"Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it’s always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well this year I’m going to make them cry."
84748, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,I'm crying here!!
84749, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Well uh, she didn’t want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I’m so sorry."
84750, A Little White Chapel," Chandler and Monica are entering,",5,Monica,"Yep, we wanna get married!"
84751, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,"Beth, Beth dies?"
84752, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Oh, those places! There's always so many people, their being corralled like cattle, and... you know, there's always some idiot who goes ""Mooooo""!"
84753, Ross's bedroom," Ross is humming the Star Wars theme, Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing,",3,Ross,"I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. "
84754, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,What?
84755, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Thank you!  Oh, and I have something for you!"
84756, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Joey, Dude! He's right there!
84757, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet."
84758, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,...Jack from downstairs?
84759, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty."
84760, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler, OK!
84761, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship.  Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover."
84762, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, I figure if I can make coffee, there isn't anything I can't do."
84763, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,Hey guys!
84764, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Monica,Sure.
84765, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Huh?
84766, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!
84767, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Be-caaauuuse...
84768, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Joey,No.
84769, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Ross,"Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah."
84770, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,"Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together."
84771, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,"Chandler, what are you doing?"
84772, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey, Yes.
84773, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,How come?
84774, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,"Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it’s going to be torn down, so… I mean, I-I know it’s crazy, but everything up ‘til now has been so crazy, and I don’t know, this just feels right. Y’know?"
84775, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Chandler," Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!"
84776, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Phoebe," Oh wow, three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest."
84777, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Oh yes, of course, I remember him!"
84778, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,Phoebe is gonna be Monica’s maid of honor!
84779, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler, Yes!! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
84780, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,"I don’t know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other…"
84781, Joey and Rachel's, Enter Joey,9,Rachel,"Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail..."
84782, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Yeah, you shoulda been there last night."
84783, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Great! Problem solved!
84784, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open."
84785, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Rachel,"You know what else I’m not gonna miss? ""I’m Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"""
84786, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,"Okay, here we go. "
84787, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,He's the boss's son.
84788, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Which would you rather be a fireman or a swimmer?
84789, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross, surprise!!
84790, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down."
84791, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,I don’t want to. You do it!
84792, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?"
84793, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Good different?
84794, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz..."
84795, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
84796, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,"You’re right, this is more fun."
84797, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
84798, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler," We were playing poker, alright..."
84799, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel," Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!"
84800, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,Or you could stick a fork in an apple!
84801, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first."
84802, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"What?! What is with everybody? It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!"
84803, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel, Yeah. 
84804, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Oh hey! Wait up!
84805, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,"Oh, what are you gonna do? You’re gonna fire me?"
84806, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Monica,"I know honey, I’m sorry."
84807, The casting director’s office," Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak,",7,Joey,My whole family’s from Naples!
84808, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Hi, is uh, is Carol here?"
84809, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,Yeah but you don’t need——What is this?
84810, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Joey,Yeah. Yeah.
84811, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",6,Joey,Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!
84812, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"So I laugh at my boss's jokes, what's the big deal?"
84813, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Chandler,Huh.
84814, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica, I know!!!
84815, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Honey, this will help. "
84816, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,She has got so much going on we-we have only two options. We have Friday…
84817, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Rachel,"Um... yeah. Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be..."
84818, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Oh. How-how big is that?",8,Joey,
84819, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler,
84820, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Well, it's going okay."
84821, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Joey,You're in!
84822, Chandler's new workplace, we are witnessing a presentation of a fellow intern,9,Chandler," I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow."
84823, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,I was not flirting.
84824, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that."
84825, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Monica,Enough!
84826, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together!  Oh god, we're really going to move in together!"
84827, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Phoebe,"Uh, we were at the Spelling Bee!"
84828, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,Yeah?
84829, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Because  was like, ""You are such an idiot!"""
84830, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"No-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island. "
84831, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
84832, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
84833, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on."
84834, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
84835, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross, Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!
84836, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Phoebe,I have quarters! 
84837, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She must’ve seen me cruising in the bad boy.
84838, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Here, here!"
84839, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
84840, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I saw her this morning walkin’ it by the park."
84841, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,What?!
84842, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey," Oh, yeah... of course... yeah... it's a stuffed animal... you know... it's for kids... not for adults... I know that!"
84843, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,What’s the matter?
84844, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
84845, A Street," Ross walks past Tag wearing the same red sweater,",8,Ross,Hey! How you doing?
84846, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe," I mean, well, it's just that I I've always felt kinda like an outsider, you know, the rest of you have these connections that go way back and, you know, now, you and I have… have a great one! "
84847, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,
84848, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,I wanna join!
84849, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Okay, so will you meet with her?"
84850, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,I love ya.
84851, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,But sadly I could not be enticed.
84852, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey," In what John Houston film would you hear this line, ""Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!"""
84853, Silvercup Studios," Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award,",7,Joey,Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman.
84854, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!"
84855, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,That’s not funny.
84856, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,Good luck.  And I’m still right!
84857, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
84858, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,"Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me."
84859, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,No you don't.
84860, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,
84861, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better."
84862, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,They have that on the napkins at the club.
84863, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,"So, where's Mike?"
84864, Ross's Apartment," they're all sitting around and talking,",1,Ross,"Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? "
84865, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
84866, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,He loves you.
84867, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey, I did not care for that!
84868, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Ross,Pheebs…
84869, The Arena," after the fight, Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete,",3,Monica,"I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets."
84870, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,"Come on, this isn’t funny. She thinks it’s my fault that you haven’t called her. You have to call her!"
84871, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Ohh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this."
84872, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Is that why you bought all this stuff?!  Well, y’know what I will not watch your TV, I will not listen to your stereo, and there’s a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that I’m not gonna eat! You know why?!"
84873, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Phoebe,Hey what are you guys looking at?
84874, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,"So umm, you’re gonna stay with me as long as I need you?"
84875, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe," No, it’s just I’m so pregnant that I—my guitar doesn’t fit anymore. So I thought ‘til I’m not, I’m just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!"
84876, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Ross,How might you be wrong?
84877, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,What?! You got us evicted!!
84878, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy."
84879, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross," Oh, this will make a great memory."
84880, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?"
84881, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,All right!
84882, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Chandler,"Oh, it doesn’t matter.  Hey, y’know what, I’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Rangers game, you wanna come with me?"
84883, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Ross," Well, hello Rachel!"
84884, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Monica,Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
84885, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I know that. That's why I was getting married.
84886, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,"No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?"
84887, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Monica," Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?"
84888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,What?
84889, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"No, I was ten. I just developed early."
84890, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Rachel,"I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team."
84891, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel, He’s talking to the baby.
84892, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Ross, What-what are you doing?! Are you—Okay that’s not funny! Just stop horsing around!
84893, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Phoebe,"I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!"
84894, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,"Oh, it's perfect!"
84895, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,From now?
84896, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Because, I'm finally getting him excited about Hanukkah, and, and you're-you’re wrecking it."
84897, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Thanks. And-and hey Joe?
84898, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Joey,No they can’t! They were stupid enough to get knocked up!
84899, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,Okay.
84900, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Chandler,"So, this isn't over?"
84901, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?"
84902, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file..."
84903, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Rachel,It's all done!
84904, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,That would be great!
84905, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,Tea gives Phoebe the trots.
84906, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Aw, don't do that"
84907, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Chandler,"Yes, I realise that."
84908, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Rachel,"Okay, well, we brought you some wine."
84909, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me."
84910, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel,"Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out."
84911, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,Who's Gladys?  Oh! What a tragic loss!
84912, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,So—You got in voluntarily?!
84913, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"So, did you play in college? "
84914, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,Do you have a point?
84915, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler, Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
84916, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Well I checked in the uh, lost and found, I talked to the manager, no-one’s turned them."
84917, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,Where?!
84918, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, well he’s very dashing, y'know, and umm, very, very sophisticated, and he doesn’t speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me."
84919, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Joey,Yeah may-maybe you don’t tell anyone about this.
84920, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Ross,"Oh no-no-no, I’m there."
84921, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler," Oh, well give me the phone then."
84922, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
84923, Joey’s apartment, Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur,10,Ross,Ok.
84924, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!"
84925, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,Okay? 
84926, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel," Oh, thanks."
84927, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, scarf’s done. "
84928, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,Ya.
84929, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing."
84930, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Oh... Yes, I'm sure. Oh honey, let's go. Okay bye everyone."
84931, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.
84932, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,"You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. You’re right, I’m sorry."
84933, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,"So when you said, ""Get up early,"" did you mean 1986?"
84934, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica,Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?!
84935, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?"
84936, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,You told me you hate massages!
84937, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,Na-uh!  Hey did anybody lose their keys?
84938, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue. Oh look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!
84939, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Joey,Do you want me to learn?!
84940, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Is this the video of the baby being born? Sweetie, this is Phoebe’s. Why were you even watching it?"
84941, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Phoebe,"Hey. We found her, we found the girl."
84942, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.
84943, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,So we are going on two?
84944, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,"It's okay. I don't care. It's uh, it's fine."
84945, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe," Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!"
84946, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross," Hey, you guys!"
84947, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,We’ll just…we’ll just let her stay.
84948, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,Hey!
84949, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Ross,"Yes, yes, that's right..."
84950, Rachel's office,,3,Ross,I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! 
84951, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?"
84952, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,Okay.  I can’t believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
84953, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"Well I’ll tell ya!  See uh my-my boss and his wife—They-they can’t have children. So umm, and that—we were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, ""Rachel, I want to buy your baby."""
84954, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,I’ve had better.
84955, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"That’s fair! Thank you so much. Thanks. Oops, it looks like when he got the pastry chef he got you a little bit too."
84956, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel, Are you okay?
84957, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27."
84958, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Monica,"Okay, now you're even cuter!!"
84959, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
84960, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own"
84961, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down."
84962, Ross�,,9,Ross,"When I happened to look through the window and I see you kissing a guy you know, for what? A week?"
84963, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I-I-I think you look great.
84964, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,Really? Yeah that-that sounds interesting.
84965, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,What surprise party?
84966, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,But I’ll tell you something. One of these days we’re get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
84967, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Rachel,Okay.
84968, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,She was nothing compared to you.
84969, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Please, please, please, don't be mad at me."
84970, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Chandler, Hey!
84971, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"I’m sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?"
84972, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"That’s interesting, but check this out. I date her…"
84973, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Ross,"Ooh... so sad... Still, it can't be easy for you to leave Harvard? Especially after working alongside a Nobel Prize winner like Albert Wintermeyer?"
84974, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hey Mona!
84975, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Joey,Careful! You’re wasting good pastrami!  Oh my God! I’m my dad!
84976, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Monica,Bing's weird.
84977, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Oh, look, wish me luck!"
84978, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go."
84979, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Yum-my!
84980, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,I was in charge of the cameras! Gift shop?
84981, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Rachel,"Oh it was great! It was great! I went down there just like you said, y'know? And we talked business. Kim totally took my opinions."
84982, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"Oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to Tulsa."
84983, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,Why are you doing this?
84984, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,You mean your pink shirt?
84985, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Chandler,Central Perk?
84986, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey, O K.
84987, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, do you need a hug? You don’t have to bring me anything!"
84988, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"Well, it involved Monica."
84989, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey, I call Godfather!
84990, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Oh, I do.  How you doin?"
84991, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"Well, I guess we won't be warming his house."
84992, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,And this goes for all guys?
84993, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Phoebe,"Susan, he looks just like you."
84994, Restaurant,,9,Joey,Atta boy!
84995, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
84996, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, ""Butternut squash?"" And it came out, ""Squatternut buash?"""
84997, The museum cafeteria," Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Okay, good-good for you."
84998, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, y’know what? Not all spring breaks are like that."
84999, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Well…did you know he was gonna ask me?
85000, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,That’s it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
85001, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him, He closes the door and they start kissing,",5,Chandler,"So, thanks for having me over! Rach. "
85002, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,What’s-what’s the difference?
85003, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,You gave her food poisoning!?
85004, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,I don’t know. I-I think it’s still gonna be a while.
85005, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,Monica bang! Monica bang!  Ow!
85006, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you."
85007, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Diagnostician or boo-boo fixer?
85008, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Rachel,Yes!
85009, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,"Wow, that’s in like 20 minutes. You’d better get dressed."
85010, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,"You know what you should’ve done, you should have told yourself that little story."
85011, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Ross,Wow.
85012, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica,"Yep, yep...You?"
85013, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Rachel,I’ll be out in a second.
85014, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross, Apparently Phoebe’s mother also goes by the name Julio.
85015, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Hey!
85016, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Ross,Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?
85017, Chandler's Office," later that day, Nina is in his office,",1,Chandler," Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please don’t hate me."
85018, The rugby game," Ross is getting killed,",4,Ross,"But-but, Liam’s on my team."
85019, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Monica,What?
85020, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,Ha!
85021, Rachel’s Office," Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there,",7,Rachel,Ohh that’s nice.
85022, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…
85023, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, me too."
85024, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics."
85025, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,And that’s Wednesday.  Ohh.
85026, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,That’s all right.
85027, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,What-what are you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
85028, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.
85029, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,Absolutely.
85030, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,Oh my god.
85031, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,I fell asleep!
85032, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Chandler,Eleven days before Halloween.. all the good costumes are gone?
85033, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course."
85034, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,"Hey. Here.  Ohh, who’s the silver fox?"
85035, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Rachel,Eh! Stop it!
85036, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Good! That’s good!
85037, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"No, what?"
85038, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Joey,Okay. Here goes.
85039, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,What are you doing?
85040, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,Yeah. Right.
85041, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,Oh!
85042, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Now he's movin'? Man, what is Emily doing to him?  Ow!! He's not even here!!!"
85043, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!"
85044, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!"
85045, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"What?  What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you."
85046, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Joey," Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something."
85047, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Ross,"Oh, yeah."
85048, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Chandler,"Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window."
85049, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross, What?
85050, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Monica,"Boy, you are really not a morning person."
85051, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Hey.
85052, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole ""seizing"" thing but um, Emily called you today."
85053, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,"Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to know that I’m changing your grade back."
85054, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, tramp!"
85055, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue! He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different."
85056, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross," Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay."
85057, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green.  Seriously, proud of you."
85058, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Phoebe,"I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah."
85059, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you."
85060, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,They do?
85061, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Phoebe,"Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school."
85062, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,Bye. 
85063, Ross's apartment," Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off,",1,Ross,"Celia, don't worry!  Don't scream!  He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing tones! Marcel..."
85064, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel," C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!"
85065, The hospital," Chandler has been rushed to the emergency room,",5,Monica,What?! What is it?
85066, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Rachel,And did you notice...? 
85067, Monica and Chandler's,  Well okay—Well don’t ruin it! Just play along at least!,7,Rachel,
85068, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,Thanks for telling me!
85069, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Oh well, okay, good luck."
85070, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Ross,Maybe the pogo-stick likes it too?
85071, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Phoebe,What? You mean behind my back?
85072, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Monica,"I figured out I need to charge seventeen bucks a jar just to break even. So, I've got a new plan now. Babies."
85073, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,Wow! Sure! That’s great!
85074, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Monica, Ross?
85075, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"So um, Mary-Angela, what’s your second favorite?"
85076, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel," Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I don’t think I have the energy for this."
85077, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"No...oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys and I was all ""Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..."" Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!"
85078, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Monica,Whoa!
85079, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Chandler,That’s great.
85080, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross," Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?"
85081, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,"Bye, Pheebs!"
85082, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Yeah!
85083, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,I haven't seen him in so long!
85084, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Chandler,Really?
85085, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,Yeah.
85086, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Monica,"Very good,  so good."
85087, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yeah, so far nothing stupid."
85088, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,You already know.
85089, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross," The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair."
85090, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,I know.
85091, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Chandler,"Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, ""Bring me food."" Two is, ""I’m with a girl, bring us food."" Three is, ""I’m lost and I can’t find food."""
85092, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,"oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man..."
85093, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? It’s here."
85094, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,What am I supposed to do with these?
85095, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
85096, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,Amen.
85097, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross,"Well umm, oh! I might be teaching another class this semester!"
85098, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," Oh! That's interesting, since she died seven years ago!!"
85099, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica,Awwwww… 
85100, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh screw her, that part is mine!"
85101, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Rachel,Not right now.
85102, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,Well... of course I thought of you! But... but...
85103, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? I—In fact,  I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!"
85104, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Monica,I knew that! Rachel! Use you’re head!
85105, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Rachel!!  Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!"
85106, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,Yeah that was lucrative! Smart like your brother!
85107, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Joey,"Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!"
85108, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,All right. I can’t see.
85109, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,"Right, they are scary.  Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!"
85110, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,Yeah.
85111, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Well y’know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge."
85112, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Rachel,"...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that  what's in the inside is important..."
85113, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't."
85114, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Joey," Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!"
85115, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"And he’s, he’s a total stranger?"
85116, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross," The uh, your hair, before, your hair, you said you thought your looks like an 8-year-old's, and I'm just saying I like it. The hair."
85117, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Monica,Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
85118, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Monica,We’re kidding!
85119, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,Oh sure it is!
85120, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler, I’m out of words. Should I just say the whole thing again?
85121, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Ross,We are a rare breed.
85122, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"It's a…tarantula!  Oh! God! Rachel, look, I'm sorry. What was I thinking giving Joey this big, gross, scary spider in such a poorly constructed cage?"
85123, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there,",6,Joey, Hey!
85124, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Rachel,"Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to."
85125, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Ross,Y’know what? I don’t like you without mom. 
85126, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,Helps a little.
85127, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler.  Oh, come on! Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him."
85128, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"Susan, go deep."
85129, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,For what?
85130, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,What are you smiling at?
85131, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,I love when you talk dirty to me.
85132, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Well, I'm here to see my old buddy Ben. What are you doing here, weird…turtle-man?"
85133, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,"I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing the flying nun."
85134, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Rachel,She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
85135, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Rachel,"Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay!"
85136, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,Yeah.
85137, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,That is not true!
85138, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Monica,Oh yeah!
85139, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross,I-I had to show Chandler something?
85140, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if it’s not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!
85141, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,Dessert?
85142, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Man! Did you see the kid on that nose?
85143, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window.  Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window."
85144, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Hi, Chandler. There you are."
85145, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,When have I ever done that?!
85146, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I can too eat by myself!
85147, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,If that.
85148, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,Hey.
85149, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, you came on to Ross!"
85150, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, but I bet it works."
85151, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Chandler, Right in there!
85152, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,And a crappy New Year.
85153, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Ross,"Whoa-whoa, aren’t you a little over dressed?"
85154, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.
85155, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
85156, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?"
85157, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Chandler,I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not the close. I haven’t seen him in years.
85158, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Rachel,"Oh, that's funny!"
85159, Central Perk," the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete,",3,Monica,"Absolutely!  Okay, I’m running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there’s no future? Either they’re too old, or they’re too young, and then there’s Pete who’s-who’s crazy about me, and who’s absolutely perfect for me, and there’s like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like something’s wrong with me?!"
85160, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,I clunked your heads together!
85161, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
85162, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,All right.
85163, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,"Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, and—oh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!"
85164, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel," Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play."
85165, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Ross,Pheebs you uh…you do know how to ride a bike don’t you?
85166, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,But somehow you came off as the bad guy.
85167, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,Sure! Where are the seats?
85168, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you.  See you."
85169, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?"
85170, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Well, I took it."
85171, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!"
85172, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Ross,How much did you pay for that?
85173, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel, Never-never mind.
85174, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books,",7,Chandler,I just wanted to show Monica your book. 
85175, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Chandler,We are on our honeymoon.
85176, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Phoebe,Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!
85177, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Ross,"Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, "
85178, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,I think we found a place.
85179, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica, You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
85180, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"No, no, no, wait! Okay, okay. Don't! I'll go, I'll go!"
85181, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Joe?
85182,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,Yeah I just hurt it.
85183, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy."
85184, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,Yeah.
85185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Monica,It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?
85186, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,
85187, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
85188, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Paolo are at the window, Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly,",1,Ross,Do you know the word crapweasel?
85189, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,Yes. Yes. Yes. I can’t believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I can’t eat meat!
85190, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Can you believe this?  We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!
85191, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,Okay.
85192, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Joey,"Okay, may I see the comics?"
85193, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"Y’know Terry, I-I don’t really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series,  with a robot."
85194, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler,"Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient?"
85195, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Rachel,Yeah?
85196, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Rachel,You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
85197, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,I got it!
85198, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,What?! What?! Rach what?!
85199, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Monica,I know.
85200, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Chandler,Like an eclipse.
85201, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Monica,It’s not your birthday.
85202, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"From you?  Yes, please!"
85203, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson."
85204, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,
85205, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe,"Ooh, that is silly.  I’ll go up there, I’ll tell him to keep it down."
85206, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Dina, if you’re having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby!  Dude, that’s not a compliment!"
85207, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
85208, Monica and Rachel's," one week later, Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
85209, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,"Damn, I forgot you were here."
85210, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"What, now you’re not even taking to me?  Look Rachel, I-I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought I’d lost you, I didn’t know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I don’t cheat right, I, that’s not me, I’m not Joey!"
85211, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Chandler," Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa."
85212, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,Hey!
85213, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Uh yeah! Let me, let me get that for you."
85214, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Chandler,"Hey! Honey, can I ask you a question about the Valentine’s Day gifts?"
85215, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Come on, Ross, that didn’t mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody."
85216, The hotel," Ross’s room, Emily is entering,",4,Ross,Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?
85217, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,"Fine, I'll give the suit back."
85218, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Rachel,Thank you! 
85219, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross, I suppose.
85220, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"Hello, Paul."
85221, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
85222, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Chandler,I can’t do that.
85223, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,You do know that Wham broke up?
85224, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"This is great, this is great, what else, what else?"
85225, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Monica,"Wait, we’re supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer."
85226, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
85227, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,Rach!
85228, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?"
85229, Joey’s Audition," Joey is being shown in,",8,Joey,What—Why?!
85230, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,"My God, I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to do that! I wouldn’t do that!"
85231, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,What do you like better flora or fauna?
85232, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, everything’s fine!"
85233, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Joey, huh-huh?
85234, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"Okay! But you can’t rip it. Well, maybe a little."
85235, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Ross,Here.  At least I made ten bucks in my relationship.
85236, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"Ok. See you, bye."
85237, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,"Actually its not pies, its just pie."
85238, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Rachel, You let Joey drive it?!
85239, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Come on! Come on! Hurry! We’re running out of time! Huddle up!
85240, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Monica,"Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years."
85241, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel," Yes, you did."
85242, The Restaurant," Monica and Chandler’s and Richard and Lisa’s tables have been pushed together and they’re all eating and talking,",6,Chandler,What?!
85243, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,What?
85244, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica,"All right, big brother.  Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your best friend would want to do her?"
85245, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,
85246, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Monica, Come on eight.
85247, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Chandler,Yeah.
85248, Bloomingdale's," Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes,",5,Joey,Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
85249, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right "
85250, The Fire Escape," Joey and Ross have reached the last landing, Joey is tugging on the ladder that extends to the ground, but it won’t budge,",7,Joey,"All right, it won’t go down any further. It’s stuck."
85251, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,"It’s me. It’s Phoebe. Listen there’s something in here I want to eat, what-what smells so good?"
85252, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?"
85253, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Is that a new Swede jacket? It looks really expensive.
85254, The hallway,,10,Monica,"I can't believe you tried to cut me out. Why Phoebe, why?"
85255, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,"I mean really, think about it."
85256, Ross�,,9,Rachel,"Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?"
85257, Chandler and Joey's," Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball,",1,Monica,Yes! And that would be a shut-down!
85258, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Monica,You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
85259, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,Anybody want to say good-bye to me at the car?
85260, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend! "
85261, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I don’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?"
85262, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Ross,I'm not! I'm making it easier! Pick me!
85263, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
85264, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,"Hey, y’know, y’know what would make me really happy?"
85265, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"Ok, yeah, got it."
85266, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Rachel,"Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey."
85267, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,Oh fresh air!
85268, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,"I’m fine-d. I’m fine-d! Y’know, it’s a really hard word to say."
85269, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,Oh. Hel-lo!
85270, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,"Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me.  So, did you hear something you liked?"
85271, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
85272, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,"Well, first of all, they're not called ""sneakers"" anymore. Apparently, they're called ""kicks"" or ""skids"" and I think I heard somebody say ""slorps"".  Would you help me try to sell these?"
85273, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Oh my God Monica, who is that?",8,Rachel,
85274, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m just mad!"
85275, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,I can’t remember which sister.
85276, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.
85277, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize ."
85278, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
85279, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,"Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
85280, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Ross,Why are they here?
85281, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Ross,Maybe that will liven up this party.
85282, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel," Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!"
85283, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,I KNOW!!!
85284, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?"
85285, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Don’t be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say it’s too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be."
85286, Ross’s lawyer’s office," his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation,",6,Ross,"Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her."
85287, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler, Janice! You're not... gone?
85288, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Ross,"…and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for…"
85289, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler," Look, I just don’t want you to think that we’re animals who do it whenever we want."
85290, A street," Chandler is kissing Ginger,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, we’re gonna have to get you out of those shoes."
85291, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Chandler,Our minister…
85292, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,Really? Me? Wow! I don’t even know any huge gay people!
85293, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, Madlibs, mine! "
85294, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time,",7,Joey,
85295, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?"
85296, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Oh I know.
85297, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,"Yeah, okay."
85298, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Look, I may have jumped the gun here.  Um, I just got out of a relationship and I’m not really in a, in a commitment kind of place."
85299, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,"Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions."
85300, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica,"Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this."
85301, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Rachel,Mom that’s okay that you didn’t get you a gift!
85302, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Joey,"Oh hey, do you still have their final exams?"
85303, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,Come on apartment! Come on apartment!  Oh! I know queen is high!
85304, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,"…once you know the stories, it’s not that bad. First marriage, wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn’t allow you to get married when you’re that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada’s fault."
85305, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!"
85306, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,At least I care about his feelings!
85307, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I’m sorry.
85308, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh God!
85309, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can’t decide between the two of them. Y’know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she’s a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Y’know she’s, well she’s-she’s just as pretty, I guess she’s smart, she’s not fun."
85310, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel,"No, I’m not."
85311, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is in the kitchen as Joey enters from his bedroom,",9,Joey,"Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump..."
85312, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Because this one is now! And-and it’s two of our best friends! Who knows what you’re gonna marry!
85313, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel," That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say."
85314, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey,That... never happens...
85315, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Monica,They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
85316, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Y’know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
85317, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Well, who's gonna kiss my sister."
85318, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross," I’m telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think he’s baaad news!"
85319, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Ross,"Because it's soft... Hey, so how was your date?"
85320, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,Oh yeah! Batch 17 was good. I did not like batch 16.  I’m okay.
85321, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no, no for I second there I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand so we’re good."
85322, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,"Well, who's voice was that?"
85323, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Okay, on three. One....Two...."
85324, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Joey,"Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?"
85325, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,The Police? Here? A reunion?! 
85326, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,I can’t believe it!  She’s asleep!  I got her to go to sleep!   I have actual magical powers!
85327, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,Which one is which again?
85328, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think."
85329, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Rachel,"Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!"
85330, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,Yeah! 
85331, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Ross,"Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm."
85332, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"Well, it doesn’t matter what I would do."
85333, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Joey,"All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! "
85334, Central Perk," Joey is there to apologize to Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,No!
85335, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Chandler,"What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. Y'know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular."
85336, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,You are?
85337, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Phoebe,A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me?  When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.
85338, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Well, like father, like son."
85339, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Perhaps I can persuade you. What if you can give your son this  replica.
85340, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica, When did you stop sucking?
85341, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Yes you can! Sting says so himself!
85342, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross," Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y—"
85343, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey,It's creamier.
85344, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"HEY, SHE'S FAST!! OKAY?!!  Oh! You-you think you can be beat me? Let's go! Outside!!"
85345, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,Thanks. But maybe later.
85346, Central Perk," Phoebe is putting away her guitar as a man approaches,",6,Phoebe,Yeah.
85347, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,We have a baby?
85348, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,"No, wait. Wait."
85349, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Sure, why not?"
85350, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Ross,You okay?
85351, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Phoebe?
85352, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,What?
85353, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Yeah, no, you’re right, I know, you’re right, I’m not, I’m not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. "
85354, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Well-well, I don’t know Ross—really?"
85355, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,Yes.
85356, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,"You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but..."
85357, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey," Oh thanks, thanks! Now, I really have to get…"
85358, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,Uh-huh.
85359, Ross and Rachel's," continued from before,",8,Rachel,"So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy."
85360, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
85361, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,"Hey, want a beer?  WHOA!!!!"
85362, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!"
85363, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Monica,
85364, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross," Hey, there is uncle Joey!"
85365, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Ooh! 
85366, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Phoebe,"Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok? I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at ""who's more over who""! "
85367, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"But great news about the apartment pants, huh?"
85368, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, and not a very good one."
85369, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah! Let’s do that!! That-that sounds good. We should sit down and talk, just me, my lover Carol, and the Stings. Umm, how-how will I get in touch with them?"
85370, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Ross,"Yeah. Tell ya what, let’s not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!"
85371, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they’re getting ready,",7,Monica,
85372, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"Pick me, I look great in a tux and I will not steal focus."
85373, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Joey,"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own."
85374, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Phoebe,Hi!
85375, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Joey,"Aww, you guys are so cute!"
85376, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Monica,"Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated."
85377, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
85378, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Fancy.
85379, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Yeah. No. No...
85380, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Ross,No why?
85381, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
85382, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!"
85383, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I gotta get my ticket!"
85384, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, you guys! Guess what? Barry and Mindy are getting a divorce!"
85385, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, 'cause that's what we do."
85386, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Joey,"All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s."
85387, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down."
85388, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey, She said yes.
85389, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross, Monica!
85390, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,A ’95 LeSabre?!
85391, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel," That’s right, I wanna do it with you! I’ve been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things."
85392, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler,Monica and I are engaged.
85393, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,And that’ll get rid of my wisdom?
85394, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,Actually it's both of us.
85395, Hillary’s apartmen,", Hillary and Ross are having dinner, He is avoiding opening his mouth,",6,Ross,Mmm.
85396, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head."
85397, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Rachel,Don’t call us that! 
85398, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Fine!  Get out!
85399, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe," Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?"
85400, The hallway,,10,Monica,It's because I'm scrappy.
85401, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe,Nuh-uh! They’re maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names.  Ohh.
85402, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Chandler,"Hey, all right!"
85403, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person."
85404, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,What musician?
85405, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Ross,"Oh, be-because of the leather pants."
85406, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"So Chandler, I guess I'll see you at dinner."
85407, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica,We only ordered one!
85408, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Ross,That’s my gym.
85409, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Phoebe,"Alright, now I will let go if you both stop."
85410, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Phoebe," No, I mean I was really acting my ass off."
85411, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Oh my God Pheebs! You’re gonna have a baby?
85412, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross, Yes.
85413, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college."
85414, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"Okay, Widow!"
85415, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Rachel,How was the beach?
85416, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Joey!
85417, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Phoebe, Ew-eww!! Undies!
85418, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
85419, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Phoebe,I can’t! I can’t! Unless… Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didn’t buy that lamp?
85420, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Yeah okay, you laugh now, but she’s gonna be yours. "
85421, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,"I know it. You know, I'm totally gonna ask her out."
85422, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Well, she... she didn't win..."
85423, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,What?!
85424, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor’s Guild."
85425, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Ross,Hey does anyone have any gum?
85426, Central Perk,,1,Chandler,Call me!
85427, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Rachel,"And now, y'know, I'm like... I'm like the other woman! I feel so.."
85428, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.
85429, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,You can’t give up on your dream.
85430, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe,Hi!
85431, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,And maybe I could teach Ben about the Christmas skull and how people die.
85432, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Phoebe,Of course we can. Congratulations.  Joey...
85433, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Electrical plans for the building.
85434, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,"Yeahhh. I’m tellin’ ya something, that ah, first smoke after nap time...."
85435, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,Rach?
85436, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Phoebe,Good.  I should really start wearing hats!
85437, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Oh my God! 
85438, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Chandler,Off?!!
85439, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"Come on, okay, come on this is for all womankind. Let’s kill ‘um!"
85440, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"Oh, I kinda was, wasn’t I?"
85441, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Joey,Shut up!
85442, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Joey,Oh my god.
85443, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,Yep!
85444, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Monica,"Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant. Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila."
85445, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,What did you say?
85446, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Well, I don’t know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel."
85447, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel."
85448, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Rachel,"You remember not having sex in high school, right?"
85449, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,Oh.
85450, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Joey,Check out the rack on this chick! 
85451, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help."
85452, Central Perk," Ross is getting Mona some coffee,",8,Ross,"I mean, there’s no point in spending time with someone if-if it’s just fun. It’s gotta be, it’s gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going?  Ah! That’s-that’s the real question. And-and the answer is…is it’s going somewhere…fun. Now I-I know what you’re thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y’know, but you’re-you’re not getting any younger. No I mean—No not you, not you, you—you are getting younger. I mean—you-you look like you’re getting younger by the second—What’s your secret?"
85453, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Joey,"Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica."
85454, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Chandler,No.
85455, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,"Well, you're the one who wants to fire him, so you're gonna have to do it. "
85456, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?"
85457, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh that’s great!
85458, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back ."
85459, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,Hi Ben!
85460, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months."
85461, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"No, I’m not! And it wasn’t a hop it was a pademarie."
85462, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen,",7,Monica,"All right, I’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?"
85463, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,I would never do that!
85464, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross,",5,Joey," Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me."
85465, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Hey!
85466, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"Rachel would be Phoebe’s, I would be Rachel’s, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset."
85467, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"I said, 'So I'm not gonna lose her?'"
85468, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, I can't believe you guys went for that one!
85469, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler,"Oh, well someone left this . This is yours?"
85470, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,"Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things."
85471, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,Okay. 
85472, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Hey!
85473, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Ross,Monica!  Would it?
85474, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,That is so sweet! 
85475, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"So, why is Erica coming to visit?"
85476, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Joey,That’s the title! Yeah! Y’know they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.
85477, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Okay. 
85478, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,It’s a Ms. Pac-Man machine!!
85479, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"You get away from me!! You sick, sick, sick, sick-o!!"
85480, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,"So uh, what’s your name?"
85481, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Monica,"Rachel-Rachel-Rachel I-I cannot, I can’t let—, actually I kinda want to see what happens."
85482, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,"Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys."
85483, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
85484, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Chandler,"Because, I-I should’ve called! Y’know if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would’ve gone out with Nick, and they would’ve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!"
85485, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh… It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.
85486, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel," Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs."
85487, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,"Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up."
85488, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Okay! Oh my God! My first bike! Thank you for the best present I’ve ever gotten.
85489, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Phoebe,"Ross, please! My make-up! "
85490, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Chandler,Hey.
85491, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,No.
85492, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel."
85493, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
85494, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa ",7,Chandler,
85495, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,No... I already e-mailed her.
85496, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,What?!
85497, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,Really?
85498, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is all sitting around the table,",1,Joey, Bwah-hah-hah!
85499, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Ross, I’m sorry?
85500, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross," Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!"
85501, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,What?
85502, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Ross,"Uh, good news everyone, we finally found a nanny. This is Molly . Molly, Chandler, Joey."
85503, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross, So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
85504, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?"
85505, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Phoebe,Yeah. Not looking for dates. 
85506, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,Must pee. 
85507, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Phoebe,Hmm?
85508, A Restaurant," Ross and Rachel are on their double date, Rachel is busy talking Ross up,",6,Ross,"Yeah, take your time."
85509, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for— I’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that."
85510, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"I am, I’m ignoring you."
85511, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Oh my God, Richard. "
85512, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,Thank you. Thank you.
85513, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Then what's that big lump under your covers?
85514, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm going to give him something else besides joy, just… "
85515, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica, That was a long night.
85516, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette, Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you, It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more,",7,Joey,"Yeah, me too. "
85517, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Phoebe,Good plan.
85518, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,What? What? Why?!
85519, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo . It's just a little outside of Tulsa."
85520, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,FYI..
85521, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Ross,"All right, let’s go! Bye, Pheebs!"
85522, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Are you drunk?
85523, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Ross and Rachel are talking,",1,Rachel,Hmmm... this is so nice.
85524, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Joey,"Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, ""Butternut squash?"" And it came out, ""Squatternut buash?"""
85525, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Phoebe, Okay. If you’re alive you answer your phone!
85526, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,"Oh, Rachel, I’m-I’m sorry."
85527, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,"Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken."
85528, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Oh wow! That deserves another piece of candy.
85529, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,Y’know what I think? I think somebody’s got a little crush on Casey. How ‘bout I fix you two up? What do you think?
85530, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Yeah. You, uh, you want some?"
85531, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,"Yeah, it takes two incomes."
85532, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Oh that's my grandma. 
85533, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,Okay.
85534, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,This is like figure skating team all over again.  Help me!
85535, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Ross,"Really? That would be great. I mean, I have to do something, she kinda teased me about how I dress."
85536, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel," Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!"
85537, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I’m so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see you’re play. I swear you’re play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. You’re play is the next play is the next play I’m gonna see."
85538, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,
85539, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Chandler,"Great! Okay, here. "
85540, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room."
85541, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,No thinking! No thinking! Tie or ascot?
85542, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Rachel,"Oh God, that's right. I blocked that out."
85543, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,"Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he’s actually going to kill you dead."
85544, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,"Hey, you must be Owen."
85545, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,Yeah. I guess. 
85546, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Well, well Ross didn’t care enough to be here, so I think he’s out. You snooze you lose."
85547, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,Aside from the fact that you said you had them?
85548, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.
85549, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Grammy, Best New Artist."
85550, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Joey,Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
85551, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,"Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree."
85552, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Uh, don't you mean ""for whom?"""
85553, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Wait, what that place, that pub he took us too?"
85554, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,Ok.
85555, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,"Well, I just…"
85556, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,And it works both ways.
85557, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,What you don’t think I’d go up to her?
85558, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,I know why!
85559, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the ring he bought and not liking it,",6,Phoebe,Well you certainly can’t give her that stupid gumball ring.
85560, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?"
85561, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,That’s a little more than I wanted to see.
85562, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right Rachel, you sweep behind, I’ll pitch it to you, you throw it down field to Phoebe. All right. Break."
85563, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,It’s your parents’ anniversary and you’re going to talk about their dead pet?
85564, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Ohhhhh. That’s how it got fixed!
85565, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend?
85566, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,"He’s not gonna say anything, because we’re not gonna tell him."
85567, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,What?! Why?!
85568, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!"
85569, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Chandler,Yeah.
85570, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Monica,I can’t believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
85571, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"It’s Paris, who knows we’re here!"
85572, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,They give you away! There’s just-there’s just too much wisdom in there.  Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.
85573, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,"Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry."
85574, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"No, no, wait.  His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes."
85575, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,Yeah.
85576, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no-no, no!"
85577, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross,That’s right!
85578, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Ross,Why are they here?
85579, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,"And I can even understand that you couldn’t tell Rachel, but why couldn’t you tell me, huh? You had all day to and you didn’t."
85580, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Chandler,"Sorry about the table, man."
85581, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
85582, The Roof," Ross and Joey are banging on the door,",7,Joey,"All right well, y’know…I guess we know what we have to do to get down."
85583, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,"All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I can’t believe I missed it."
85584, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,"Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat."
85585, Piano bar,,9,Monica,"Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing ""Delta Dawn"""
85586, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,Okay!
85587, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends. No, that's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore."
85588, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,Thank you.
85589, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!"
85590, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,"Oh well, okay, hey, y’know how when you’re umm, you’re walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, ""Oh, that’s nice?"""
85591, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is pacing and Rachel walks in,",10,Rachel,Hi
85592, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"All right, I’m here, let’s ahh, get this over with."
85593, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler, Monica said wedding.
85594, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, how’s it going?"
85595, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Ohh… I wonder if that dude.
85596, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,I am 26.
85597, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Yuck!
85598, The Museum of Prehistoric History  Yeah.,,5,Ross,
85599, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Joey,"Yeah, you can get a Volvo. If that’s what you really want."
85600, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Joey,"Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys ""R"" Us... She was in stock!"
85601, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Joey,"That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?"
85602, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Chandler," Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?"
85603, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Ben are sitting on the couch bored out of their minds,",7,Rachel," So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You don’t have to share stuff."
85604, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are talking over party plans,",4,Joey,"Well, there’s gonna be strippers there. He didn’t say anything about no strippers."
85605, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Chandler,With Roger?  Oh my God!
85606, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry! Do you need the phone?"
85607, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there.  It is beautiful, isn't it?"
85608, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.
85609, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"No, it’s okay, but if I’m Marge, my breasts are coming out my back."
85610, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,Chandler.
85611, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Because you are my sister and Ross and I have this huge history…
85612, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Joey,"Hey, Felicity."
85613, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Uh-oh...
85614, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,"If she asks, I protested a little, but ok!"
85615, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Rachel,You’re out of toilet paper!
85616, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,I didn't think I was!
85617, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,"I’m sorry, let her?"
85618, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasn’t something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?"
85619, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,"Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, we’re almost there! We’re almost there!"
85620, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,"Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?"
85621, Joey's apartment," Joey and Sandy are sitting at the kitchen counter, Joey is holding mr, Wigglemunch, and Sandy holds the Grumpus,",9,Joey,It's like the cheapest college ever.
85622, Central Perk," Rachel is getting a cup of coffee as Joey and Phoebe enter and sit down,",8,Joey,You know what I want? I want a lot of things! I want to be with the woman I love on Valentine’s Day! And I want her to love me back! And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that that’s never going to happen!
85623, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,What kind of an emergency?
85624, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Joey,"Shh. Shh. Don’t try to talk, we’ll get you up to your room, we’ll soak your feet, you’ll be okay."
85625, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey,"Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid."
85626, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Anyway, so, uh, so what is it?"
85627, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Chandler,"Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends."
85628, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,No.
85629, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he wants to do some ecclectic, so he's looking for someone who can, you know, create the entire menu."
85630, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Hey thanks.
85631, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,Step away from the duck.
85632, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too."
85633, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,So?
85634, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,Hey.
85635, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,"Next time, can I say breathe?"
85636, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Ross,Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac…
85637, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Damn it!
85638, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,"Y'know I had a big meal on Monday, y'know. So that's just gonna get me straight through the week."
85639, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... "
85640, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey, Hey
85641, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,I’m not gonna give you tips! Look don’t you see that this-this…this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
85642, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey, Here comes the temper.
85643, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe," Op, went through a tunnel."
85644, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, ""No!"" Which puts me right back in the driver seat."
85645, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is still trying to get Ben to play with something other than the Barbi doll,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I..."
85646, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain, In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain, La…la…la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la, You get the idea, Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops, As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well,",5,Joey,Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
85647, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire."
85648, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is wiping down the peninsula counter as Joey enters dressed like a cowboy,",2,Chandler,All right. Now go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice hooker.
85649, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler, The reason he just said.
85650, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Well, who's gonna kiss my sister."
85651, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel, Unbelievable!
85652, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,"So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t mean he’s great in bed."
85653, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I bet two dollars. 
85654, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler, It is so good to see you!
85655, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Right. Okay, let’s play. Let’s go."
85656, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,No. Why?
85657, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Ross,Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? 
85658, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,What college was that Dina?
85659, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,You broke the pact!
85660, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,It's a funny word.
85661, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,You’re a genius!
85662, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Phoebe,"Oh, all right. Oh! Look what we almost took!"
85663, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, big guy, kinda bald."
85664, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Hey, I need your help."
85665, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Eh, ‘cause I knew that if I told you, you’d make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on."
85666, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then."
85667, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
85668, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Joey,Do we have to know about that?
85669, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there except Rachel,",1,Ross,What was with the dishes?
85670, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,Hey!
85671, A Theatre," Joey is arriving to rehearse the play he’s in,",3,Joey,"So the ah, play’s pretty great, huh?"
85672, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Oh. How-how big is that?",8,Joey,
85673, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"I don't know. Except that, for one last time...  Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game."
85674, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,Really?
85675, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper."
85676, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Oh!
85677, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Rachel,"I can’t. Please, you do it for me."
85678, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe, OK.
85679, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,Emily Waltham.
85680, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"Uh, yeah."
85681, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah! No, that’s right. And I thought it was a really good idea."
85682, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe," Are you kidding, I love it!"
85683, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,I’m having a really good time!
85684, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,SARAH!
85685, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Monica,It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
85686, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,You-you have to pay that! It’s not just a guess.
85687, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,
85688, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross, Huh…uh-huh.
85689, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Monica,"All right. When is, when is the next flight out?"
85690, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Okay!
85691, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ninety percent of a women’s pheromones come out the top of her head! That’s why, that’s why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them!  Oh come on Ross, you’re a scientist."
85692, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,How do you know she's gonna start talking?
85693, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Joey,"A couple? Like two people? Like , two people?"
85694, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica,"Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrow—the dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!"
85695, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,Ah! 
85696, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,I know; that just pushes them further and further apart.
85697, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again,",1,Chandler,"Hi, Just Janice."
85698, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Joey,I’ll be fun.
85699, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,Say it!
85700, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Joey,Oh my God I have to tell her! I haven’t even thought about what I will say. What should I say?
85701, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
85702, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London,",4,Chandler,"If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard."
85703, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Ross,"No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me."
85704, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Yes! And that’s why I’m under the table. Celebrating.
85705, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid?  Oh, that's me."
85706, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,So-so what did the doctor say?
85707, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,I'm hurt.
85708, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel," Oh my God, Melissa Warburton. I don’t think I have the energy for this."
85709, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,Y'know those are a delicacy in India.
85710, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel, right now. But I'm not.
85711, The Hospital," it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background,  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him,",1,Monica,Nah... not-not special enough.
85712, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Chandler," Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning."
85713, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?"
85714, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!"
85715, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you’re going to do something wrong,  do it right!"
85716, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey, Ow!
85717, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events,",7,Monica,I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
85718, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Oh good! Can I tell her?! Can I tell her?!
85719, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,I am not wrong.
85720, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!"
85721, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you.  What do you say... want to waste another buck?"
85722, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Rachel,"Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! I’m next! It’s my turn! It’s only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you! Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you! And my husband  he’s a lawyer!"
85723, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Monica," I don’t have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does."
85724, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,"Dr. Long, I’ve been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?"
85725, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Ross,No thanks. I’m 29.
85726, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Chandler, Let it go!!
85727, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel,Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
85728, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Chandler,"Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she’s celebrating that by going on a date with him."
85729, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler," Look, if you did..."
85730, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,"Come on, they're close."
85731, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Right. Till I bought a blow dryer, then I was shunned."
85732, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Hey you guys! Ok, you're not going to believe this! I just saw my psychic and she said I was definitely gonna win the lottery tonight!"
85733, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Because you’re not finished yet and I won’t have it! Greens do not quit!
85734, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,No.
85735, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?"
85736, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe and Joey are ""updating"" Joey's resumé,",10,Phoebe,Archery?
85737, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh! They're in the table!
85738, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler," OK, so at this point, the dealer..."
85739, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"Oh!  Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, it’s supposed to be excellent. The director is the same…"
85740, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Ross,"Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak…out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you."
85741, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Phoebe,"Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?"
85742, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey,Thanks for stopping by. See ya!  I-I am so sorry. I…
85743, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,"Umm, she kissed me."
85744, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,"Oh yes, of course, I remember him!"
85745, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her."
85746, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Umm, would you like to dance?"
85747, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Chandler,Why wouldn’t they be happy?
85748, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,"Oh my God, you’ve got to stop chattering!"
85749, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!"
85750, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"I’m sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again."
85751, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,Hey!
85752, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss."
85753, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Chandler,"You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!"
85754, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Wow! What did he do?
85755, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, you could actually go to the gym."
85756, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Chandler,"Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?"
85757, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica, Licorice?
85758, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this."
85759, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Monica,Heads up Ross!  You suck!
85760, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,"Yes, you do. When we left, you said, ""got the keys."""
85761, The Movie Set," Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene, They are both holding swords,",7,Joey,I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
85762, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Chandler,"It’s not charity, Joe…"
85763, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica," Ugh, they sent me home. They said I can’t work if I’m sick."
85764, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Rachel,"Yeah. I just, I kept trying to make you a better person, but you're... you're already a pretty perfect version of what you are."
85765, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,What are you doing?
85766, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"Nothing, I’m-I’m just, I’m so comfortable with you!"
85767, Central Perk," Ross has just finished playing,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!"
85768, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"That’s, that’s pretty.  Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?"
85769, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parent’s anniversary party?"
85770, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Well, it was really sweet, and like the most romantic thing ever."
85771, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,"We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!"
85772, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,Forget her! You enjoy this!! (Pulls him back up and starts applauding again. Joey waves and does a salute.]
85773, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Ross,"Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. You’ll—you’re gonna pick it up.  Hey! You will! Uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. Do you remember?"
85774, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Rachel, I’m telling you it’s like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
85775, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Excuse me?
85776, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Pheebs, what about you?"
85777, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,And that’s every month?
85778, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Chandler,"Oh, I don't think it was desperate, I think it was amazing!"
85779, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,You sure you're alright?
85780, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
85781, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,"This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy."
85782, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Phoebe,What?
85783, Ross and Chandler’s bank," they are there to close their accounts,",4,Ross,We’d like to close our accounts.
85784, Hotel's room,,9,Ross,"No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes.  I wish I'd thought this through."
85785, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!"
85786, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I don’t know."
85787, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,You’re gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
85788, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,"No, why?"
85789, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT!"
85790, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,So this is an annual thing?
85791, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey,I can’t look at you right now! 
85792, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?
85793, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Chandler,"No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg."
85794, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,Joey! Sit down! 
85795, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!"
85796, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,"All right look, I-I realize it upsets you."
85797, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,"Okay. Oh umm, Chandler, Monica is looking for you."
85798, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Why can’t you tell her?
85799, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Ooh! Tough odds!
85800, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I can't *wait* to go back to work."
85801, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh yes, yes... let me... take your coat."
85802, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel."
85803, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Chandler,No-no-no-no! That was the joke!
85804, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica, BECAUSE OF OUR MEDDLING! Alright?
85805, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, why? What's up?"
85806, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"You mean, you mean 30 days?"
85807, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,Just out of curiosity did she tell you how you’re gonna go?
85808, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,You knew about that?
85809, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD."
85810, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Rachel,fellas
85811, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Joey," Well, you used to be."
85812, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,"No, Chandler’s still in Phase One, and Joey’s that thing you smell."
85813, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Hey!
85814, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"Well, I do, so let's...  So, Ben, you uh, you know what holiday is coming up, don't ya?"
85815, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey, Hey.
85816, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,"So you don't think I have a, a quality?"
85817, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Okay. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt."
85818, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream,",1,Monica, Hi.
85819, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Phoebe,"I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling."
85820, Chandler and Joey's," Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table,",1,Joey,"Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!"
85821, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Pheebs, that’s great!"
85822, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel," Hey, what's-what's going on?!"
85823, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she’s like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!"
85824, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,"No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old…"
85825, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica," ""I'm a little bit country""..."
85826, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,Definitely not his mother.
85827, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Ross,"Wow! This is very flattering, uh..."
85828, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"You can have the last piece, if you want."
85829, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically."
85830, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,Really? Lee Majors is hot!
85831, Joey's place, Rachel and Joey are talking,10,Joey,"All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris."
85832, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,"You know, now you're more like, you know like, ""Mr. Caring Boss,"" ""Mr."", you know, ""I'm one of you, Boss,"" ""Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"""
85833, a NYU lecture hall," Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early,",6,Ross, Oh bloody hell.
85834, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Chandler,Unfortunately that is correct.
85835, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"I’m going to…uh…I’m going to, um, put the bourbon in it at home."
85836, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?"
85837, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Okay, I thought it was about your neighbors liking you."
85838, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe," Hey Rach, will you come with me to a dressing room?"
85839, Ben's audition," Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily,",5,Ross,"Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. I mean look at him, look at you, "
85840, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"You look great. I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner, you know, I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them."
85841, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"So, Saturday night!"
85842, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,Whatcha doin'?
85843, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,Y’know what? I-I’m not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay—
85844, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Phoebe,"You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- "
85845, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,Like?
85846, Central Perk," Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again,",5,Ross,Umm… 
85847, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Rachel,"Joey, why would you do that?"
85848, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Monica,"Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?"
85849, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,"Why? It's fun, it's different, no-one else has a name like it."
85850, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel, Hey guys do you think this is too slutty—Hi Kash!
85851, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe,Monica!
85852, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Joey,Probably Monica and Chandler.
85853, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey,I think you did.
85854, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"And also, my birthday."
85855, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,What the hell are doing?!!
85856, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff."
85857, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Phoebe,"Hey, do you wanna go to dinner tonight?"
85858, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,"It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable."
85859, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"About yesterday, I was really wrong. I am sorry."
85860, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey! I sold that to Joey.
85861, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Chandler,"If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a vile of small pox to release in the hallway?"
85862, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Joey,Five years.
85863, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,"Oh!! That’s my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace."
85864, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"[nodding, with mixed feelings] Aahhuuhhh...."
85865, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Phoebe,Yeah.
85866, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy."
85867, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Ross,"Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know."
85868, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Is it on me? I feel, I feel like it's on me! I got, hey! "
85869, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,We’re in the bathroom!
85870, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend, His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself,",1,Joey,"Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you."
85871, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,You're driving me crazy with that!
85872, The Xerox Place," Ross is trying to break the trail,",3,Ross,"Actually, no, we’re not."
85873, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Monica,Oh…
85874, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,"All right, fine, fine, but if you’re my next victim, don’t come back as a poltergeist and like suck me into the TV set."
85875, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica, Please! Please! Can you come? It’s today at four.
85876, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Ross," Oh, it's not the ideal way..."
85877, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Rachel,Thank you.  You don’t want to see this do you?
85878, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica, I...
85879, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,Take it.
85880, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,He finally asked you out?
85881, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Ross,"Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!"
85882, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?"
85883, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.
85884, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,Rachel?
85885, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler,"That was an obvious joke, and I didn’t think of it. Why didn’t I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!"
85886, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse."
85887, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,Yeah! Rach?
85888, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,"Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but I’m really more of a candy guy. "
85889, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,You're right.
85890, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Ross," Answer better, answer better!"
85891, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Rachel,"All right, that’s it, you guys! What happened out there?"
85892, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,"Okay, that’s like the least fun game ever."
85893, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yeah.
85894, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Phoebe,Oh no.
85895, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,"Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?"
85896, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,Hey! How’d the audition go?
85897, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,
85898, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Joey, She was nice!
85899, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Joey,How about a scone on the house baby?
85900, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,"Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?"
85901, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Rachel,"Well, there you go. You win, you win. You get to do the presentation, you'll knock 'em dead, no one will ever remember that I worked here, and then Ralph will buy his helicopter, and Super Gavin will just fly right along side of him!"
85902, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties on"
85903, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Hmm, care to make it interesting? I’ll bet you that she’ll have it by this time tomorrow."
85904, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Ross,"Oh, I love that guy! "
85905, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,Chandler?
85906, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"Look guys, when I’m with her it’s-it’s-it’s like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, y’know?"
85907, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,I gave you one job! 
85908, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,We're not—we're not saying anything.
85909, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,To get you to make out with him!!!
85910, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe, Soul mate.
85911, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Rachel," Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane."
85912, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,"Aw forget it, it’s from Pier One. "
85913, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Joey,"Hey, what are you guys gonna do?"
85914, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Ross,"Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know."
85915, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Chandler,"I’m sorry, we’re just kinda excited because we finally have a couple to hang out with."
85916, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Wow! What do you do now?
85917, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Hang on buddy! 
85918, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
85919, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
85920, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!"
85921, Central Perk," Joey is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch,",8,Phoebe, I was just being polite!
85922, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is pacing, waiting for Chandler to return, Chandler enters,",6,Monica,"Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel…"
85923, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Does that mean we have to bust it open?
85924, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,I’m changing out of this.
85925, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Ok.
85926, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea."
85927, Ross and Carol's," Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch,",6,Ross,Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. 
85928, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Rachel," Why, why, what's wrong with these guys?"
85929, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,Uh! 
85930, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler, Look! Look! Look what the... Look what... Look what the floating heads did!
85931, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Rachel,"Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?"
85932, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica, So what’s Phoebe like?
85933, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,"Well I’ve been playing it for like eight hours, it’ll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they’re dirty words."
85934, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,What? Shut up! We’re winning!
85935, N,"Y,U, Ross’s new class, he is entering out of breath,",8,Ross,"Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! I’m on time! "
85936, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Chandler,"Okay, bye!  Oh my God!!"
85937, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago!  And could you strike ""Consummated like bunnies"" from the record?"
85938, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, What?!
85939, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Monica,Hi!
85940, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,I can’t remember which sister.
85941, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler, I’m right here!
85942, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey,"Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either."
85943, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Okay, look, I'm gonna pull on the door and you guys push as hard as you can. Maybe we can get enough room to wiggle him out, okay? Okay, so PUSH!"
85944, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,"Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma."
85945, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,"Well, I guess that's something."
85946, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Joey,I guess I'm done.
85947, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,But. 
85948, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Rachel,"Look, either help me or go."
85949, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel," That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say."
85950, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe, Theodore... Bitsy... What a delight!
85951, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?"
85952, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,I've already stuffed a bunch of Brussel sprouts down his pants.
85953, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Joey,"Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!"
85954, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,Do you realize this is probably the last time we’ll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
85955, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,You got porn!
85956, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, he thinks that’s my name."
85957, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,Hey.
85958, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,No. He’s not a horrible guy.
85959, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel, Stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!
85960, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler, I'm sorry man.
85961, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"No-no-no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island. "
85962, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?"
85963, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Oh my God!
85964, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,Burning's good.
85965, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,But those are the words! Those exact words!
85966, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!"
85967, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me."
85968, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,And Joey.
85969, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Are you serious?
85970, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Oh... uh... look... before you...
85971, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Joey,"Hey, you're Mike's parents, right?"
85972, Outside the restaurant,,9,Phoebe," And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen. But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen. Humaaan spleeeeen. Olè!"
85973, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Rach, she's not going to remember this."
85974, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,No. Have you?
85975, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Yes, his name is Barry, he’s a doctor, thank you very much."
85976, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,"So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isn’t the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now I’m just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?"
85977, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!
85978, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,Heh... I was bluffing.
85979, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Can I tell you a little secret?
85980, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh Ross, you're so great!"
85981, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Joey, The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty...
85982, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah, oh! "
85983, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,"No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough."
85984, The Chinese Restaurant," Ross and Carol are talking, Kristin is not there,",1,Ross,"You did so. I swear, I swear— How long has she been in the bathroom?"
85985, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,He’s just such a great guy I’m so excited about him.
85986, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, ‘Frank’s always late.’"
85987, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Rachel,Right!
85988, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Ahh!
85989, DOOL set,,9,Joey,What?
85990, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Rachel,Oh!! I love this job!  Wow! My first call.
85991, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey,"Yeah, I got my speech!"
85992, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,That’s funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
85993, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,Interesting.
85994, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,"Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little ""Ross is dead"" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead.  Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?"
85995, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,"Ohh, I don’t think so."
85996, Joey's,,9,Rachel,Thank you.
85997, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,"Oh, thank you so much!"
85998, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Chandler,"well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock IN NY.C!"
85999, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Chandler,"Look at us, we’re a couple of couples!"
86000, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe."
86001, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Phoebe,Yay!!
86002, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Oh, I don’t know how that got in there."
86003, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! "
86004, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,"Well… That’s not the only time this was an issue. You remember when umm, you spent Thanksgiving with us? You called me fat."
86005, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,What are you ever gonna use that for?!
86006, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So.."
86007, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Joey,"Alright, then you go to that party and you pretend to be over Mike. And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!"
86008, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"I don’t know, it was you and a bunch of albino kids."
86009, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"No we weren’t! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and y’know, ended up…kissing for a bit."
86010, Rachel's new job," she's in her new boss's office  Oh, what a fun office.",5,Rachel,
86011, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzle—beer! Cold beer, And he decides to fold up Phoebe’s massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door, He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman,",7,Ross, Yes I am.
86012, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt."
86013, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,Why are you taking this away from me?
86014, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler," Good morning, everybody."
86015, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"You know, I'm thinking about letting Emma have her first cookie."
86016, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Monica,You were my first kiss ever?
86017, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe," Hey, is Chandler here?"
86018, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Yes. I’m… I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.
86019, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Now, it’s you little bunny friend. "
86020, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,mmm That's enough about you!
86021, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,
86022, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler," Hey, check out that girl! She is really hot!"
86023, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Luck!
86024, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
86025, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,"Although... it's also about the wedding... Ugh, alright... here.  No... Oh God... Oh!"
86026, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Absolutely! Y’know, you get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away."
86027, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,I knooow.
86028, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Rachel,Oh... what an interesting name.
86029, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,No! It’s nice!
86030, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Rachel,And bus.
86031, Outside the Janitor’s Closet," there are people having sex and Mr, Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets,",9,Chandler,Hey.
86032, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
86033, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Monica,You really want me to come back?
86034, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Joey,I'm glad we had this little talk.
86035, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Joey,Yeah!!
86036, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Rachel,"Well, is Ross home? Maybe I’ll just call him to see if he’s actually seen her."
86037, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
86038, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!"
86039, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?"
86040, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,Music. Very nice.
86041, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Then you do. Heh, heh."
86042, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,What?!
86043, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings."
86044, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,Doctor Connelly just called.
86045, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,But what does that gonna do...
86046, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe,Really?
86047, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Ross,"Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?"
86048, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s gonna be up all night!
86049, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Monica,It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
86050, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Ross!
86051, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,You betcha!
86052, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good......But wrong."
86053, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,"Yeah, it kinda grows on you.  Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation."
86054, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Ooh! Tough odds!
86055, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Monica,Okay. Let’s hurry—Oh wait! Do we have a condom? 
86056, Living room," Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps,",9,Joey, I am learning so much from you.
86057, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross, You didn’t do anything wrong?!
86058, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,Yeah. 
86059, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"In that cute, little, sweet way she just did?"
86060, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,"What?! While she’s been going through this hell, you’ve been making money?! You’re betting on your friend staying in this misery?! "
86061, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,It�s like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
86062, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Ross,Hey man.
86063, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,"What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!"
86064, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,"Hey, guess what I’m doing tonight."
86065, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?
86066, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Hey Joe! I was just watching a movie-e-e… 
86067, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Monica,Are you serious?  Oh my God.
86068, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
86069, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Yay!
86070, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing!
86071, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Joey,I really made you think about that thing uh?
86072, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Aw, he's gonna be so happy."
86073, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Joey,Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?
86074, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Noo!!!
86075, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, swing music is so out."
86076, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,"Ross, I am a human doodle!!"
86077, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Ross,"Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?"
86078, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,But it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start. 
86079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler, Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
86080, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice."
86081, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
86082, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again."
86083, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,Chandler!!
86084, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!
86085, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"What, that wasn’t the great news?"
86086, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"But, we’ll stay here with you."
86087, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Joey,"No, I-I miss hanging out with you."
86088, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y’know, I thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” I mean that’s an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?"
86089, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it’s one of those 801 numbers. Right?"
86090, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!"
86091, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen… "
86092, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him."
86093, Pier 59 Studios," Joey is in costume and standing at the craft services table, He checks his pockets and finds some prop coins in a pouch, which he replaces with some cookies,",7,Joey, So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
86094, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Monica,I like them a lot.
86095, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.
86096, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler,"everything's great, just watching some regular television there, what a pleasant surprise. "
86097, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!"
86098, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,Excuse me?
86099, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Joey,Yeah.
86100, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,I know!
86101, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,"Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go."
86102, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,What?
86103, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Chandler," Well see now that I can see crying over, but Bambi is a cartoon!"
86104, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,YES!!
86105, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Um... my... father.
86106, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment.  What? What, now?"
86107, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Phoebe,"What are you, what are you doing here?"
86108, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
86109, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Chandler,"I know, I still am one of these."
86110, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,I don’t know how to lead.
86111, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Oh good. 
86112, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!
86113, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow ."
86114, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey," Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!"
86115, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,All right.
86116, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Why not?
86117, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back."
86118, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,"See, I told you!"
86119, Central Perk," Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel,",2,Rachel,"It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?"
86120, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,So are things with you and Joey any better?
86121, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
86122, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,Um... Ross?
86123, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,Hey.
86124, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!"
86125, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Chandler,Sorry!
86126, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,And Ross.
86127, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?"
86128, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Monica, I can't wait to be with you! I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
86129, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,"That is the rule, though."
86130, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, Oooh! They are in for a world of pain!
86131, The hallway,,10,Monica,"Well, I guess we should go back in. When you gave me another chance, I guess we should do the same for Amanda."
86132, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel, Oh! You are?
86133, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"So you uh, nervous about getting married?"
86134, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
86135, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,Y’know I would it’s just painful.
86136, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,I like that! 
86137, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,Yeah!  No?
86138, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Well then how come you’re still at a job that you hate, I mean why don’t you quit and get ‘the fear’?"
86139, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"So, you gals wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality of actually playing."
86140, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica," Oh, my!"
86141, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
86142, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?"
86143, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Rachel, there's nothing in it."
86144, Joey and Ben's audition," Joey is rehearsing his lines, uh correction, Joey is rehearsing his line,",5,Joey,No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! 
86145, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Ross,We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
86146, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,"Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss."
86147, Phoebe's apartment," there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate,",7,Phoebe,Don’t interrupt me!!
86148, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,Hey!
86149, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Chandler," Before you say anything, have we got a story for you! Guess who we bumped into at dinner!"
86150, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back."
86151, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,"Ah no. I don’t, but it could not have been more than sixty."
86152, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Rachel,Joey...
86153, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Rachel,"Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler."
86154, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,And the Knicks rule all.
86155, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,You won't even taste it?
86156, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,Um-hmm.
86157, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler,"Well, let’s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours."
86158, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,What??
86159, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel, Oh.
86160, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,"Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files! "
86161, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross,None.
86162, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Phoebe,I don't see her.
86163, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,A wandering?
86164, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,"Yes, every single one of them."
86165, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, what's it about?"
86166, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"I’m talking about a bet, winner takes all."
86167, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?
86168, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there’s a big selling calendar, eh?"
86169, Restaurant,,9,Joey,Good night!
86170, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Monica,No!
86171, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills,",6,Joey,This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
86172, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Rachel,"Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot."
86173, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Ross,Why?! How?! How is he a genius?
86174, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Monica,"Wait, now, what am I doing again?"
86175, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Rachel,"Wow. I, I don’t even know what to say. Thank you. "
86176, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,Me too.
86177, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,Oh my God!
86178, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Monica," Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party."
86179, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What?
86180, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,These are for Erica!
86181, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ross! Phoebe’s gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!"
86182, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,Happy birthday!!!
86183, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,Score.
86184, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel, Vanilla?!
86185, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
86186, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,Oh good! Then you’re in luck! Ben’s not my son!
86187, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Hmm?  Oh, a student I don’t know."
86188, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,"So, there was no miracle?!"
86189, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,"All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose."
86190, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe," Oh, really."
86191, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Right!
86192, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"Oh my God, Oh my God, here comes Ross. He's gonna flip out."
86193, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Chandler,Really? Male nurses?
86194, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,Okay.
86195, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, ""Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."""
86196, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Hey.
86197, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Monica,Joey…he’s not even thinking about going after Rachel!
86198, Paradise Hotel lounge in Barbados,,9,Joey," Ok, Ross! It's... It's fun, yeah! No, I-I play Doctor Drake Ramoray."
86199, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom, They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up,",4,Joey," Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?"
86200, Ross',,9,Ross,. Good choice Ross.
86201, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s my fault?! You didn’t have to massage him! You could’ve sent him away! You could’ve not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back!"
86202, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Monica,"Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…"
86203, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,"Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities."
86204, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job,",6,Ross, Oh my God!
86205, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe,On your dresser.
86206, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Chandler,All right. Very good.
86207, Looking through Ross's window," he's doing more pantomimes, The first one is he's walking a dog that has stopped, then suddenly tugs him forward,",5,Rachel, I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
86208, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,"That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!"
86209, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?"
86210, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,I guess so. I'm just... really nervous.
86211, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Joey, Oh my.
86212, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Ross,"Oh, hi Chloe."
86213, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!"
86214, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,No.
86215, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn?  ""You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."""
86216, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,"I can’t let him go out that way, he’s got a meeting.  You’ve got something here on your back."
86217, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Rachel,"Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?"
86218, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"First of all it’s Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn’t fly."
86219,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Phoebe,No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.
86220, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
86221, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Rachel,Awwww.
86222, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Ross,It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.
86223, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,Dude!
86224, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Oh! Oh! Oh!
86225, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Joey I don’t think you know what behalf means.
86226, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe, Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
86227, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,I’ll take care of it.
86228, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic."
86229, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? He’s a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it."
86230, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,Hi!
86231, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,"I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, when did you even get those?"
86232, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,A what?!
86233, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"No, these are my pants."
86234, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,"Look, you wanna use our place?"
86235, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Jan-ice. 'Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, we're like the three hocke-teers."
86236, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,Oh great!
86237, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Rachel,"No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!"
86238, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Look Rach I-I’m sorry, okay? I…I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined…"
86239, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant.  That's not nonchalant!"
86240, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,No I'm not sure that it's the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass!
86241, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Ross,I'm starving!
86242, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?"
86243, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Rachel,I’ll be out in a second.
86244, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,Not the disposable cameras from the tables.
86245, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Alright, well, this does not change anything.  Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face."
86246, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Really?! I mean, really?!!"
86247, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real  nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area."
86248, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Ross,It used to be. Now she doesn’t really have a face. Smokin’ body though.
86249, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross," Hey, you guys!"
86250, Joey’s sister’s house," Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times, Joey answers it,",3,Chandler," Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?"
86251, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel," Oh, I know... I know it's been really hard for you."
86252, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Ready!
86253, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,You like it?
86254, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,You ok?
86255, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
86256, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Phoebe,Here.
86257, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Ross," Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?"
86258, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the Musicman at 800.
86259, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross," Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!"
86260, Pier 59 Studios," it’s the set of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, The producer is showing Joey around the set,",6,Joey,Okay.
86261, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,Hello.
86262, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,Hey!
86263, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Monica,"He had to go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard."
86264, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Rachel,"Right, totally."
86265, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are."
86266, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, think so. Oh!  Whoah."
86267, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,Better than Chandler. 
86268, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
86269, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"No, I can handle it. No, I’m a professional. "
86270, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe," Thank you, thanks."
86271, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music. Come on!
86272, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,Makes me wanna puke! 
86273, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!"
86274, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Phoebe,No! We're gonna do it my way.  Hello?
86275, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Rachel who’s carrying my baby? Rachel?
86276, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, y’know like back then."
86277, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Joey,"Oh, wait-wait!  Maybe it’s a pickle?!"
86278, Central Perk," everyone is there as Jill enters,",6,Monica,Bye.
86279, Central Perk," Rachel is there alone as Paul enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I just—I meant y’know are you still a ‘We’ or are you just ‘You?’"
86280, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica, Rachel’s really the one who’s pregnant.
86281, The street," Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab,",6,Joey,Why isn’t that valet back with my Porsche?
86282, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Phoebe,Yeah.
86283, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Monica,Done?
86284, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel, Done!
86285, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,
86286, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did."
86287, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,"Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open."
86288, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,Much less happy!
86289, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Monica,Happy New Year.
86290, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
86291, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, Joey are there,",3,Chandler,"Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you."
86292, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,Her ankle is what you’re watching?
86293, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Phoebe,"Ugh. Come on, Mona, don’t kiss ass."
86294, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Okay!
86295, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Rachel,Oh! Did you hear that?! My dad’s proud of me! My dad’s proud of me.
86296, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,"Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?"
86297, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"No! Think about it, it’s a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it’s…"
86298, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Rachel,Hey Joey!
86299, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Chandler, Oh my God!
86300, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,"You actually broke her watch?  Wow!  The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel."
86301, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! It sure didn’t look this way when I lived here.
86302, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Joey,You're driving me crazy with that!
86303, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Ok, then, why are you...  all dressed up??"
86304, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Chandler,"Young! You’re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody’s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!"
86305, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"Oh well, it’s not on TV yet."
86306, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out."
86307, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Joey,"Don't you put words in people's mouths, you put turkey in people's mouths!"
86308, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had."
86309, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Monica,Great!
86310, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Uh, we are here to break up with you."
86311, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,Okay.
86312, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Hey! I did not dump Rachel!  Why don’t we just let the machine get that?
86313, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica," Pheebs, you’ve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn’t healthy."
86314, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Bye!
86315, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Joey,"I don’t know! It’s not like it’s porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Y’know? And the nudity is really important to the story."
86316, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"No, no, no, I don’t, I don’t really wanna play."
86317, Ross's apartment," he's on the phone with Emily,",5,Ross,"I know. I am, I am so sorry."
86318, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Joey,Hey!
86319, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Rachel,"Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, ""I do."" "
86320, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Joey,"Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous."
86321, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Concert. Yeah. That does put us in…quite a pickle. Because you see I’m very busy before and after the concert, and he’s obviously busy during."
86322, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,"well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer "
86323, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,"Uh, would you stop it with that already?!"
86324, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Well I guess I should’ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
86325, The Set," Joey, Janine, Ross and Monica are walking in,",6,Joey,Ross! So when is it gonna air?
86326, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross," ""Come here to me!"""
86327, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,"Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are."
86328, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Hey Chandler!
86329, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Joey,"Emily is kinda taking a long time, huh?"
86330, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Monica,Would you stop staring at her?
86331, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,"Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?"
86332, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Sure, you want to go upstairs?"
86333, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Rachel,"Ross, I really don’t think…"
86334, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus."
86335, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Really?! So this has happened to you?
86336, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Joey, Merry Christmas!
86337, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! We’re done!"
86338, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,Okay.  I wanna quit the gym.
86339, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel,What?!
86340, Rachel’s Office," Tag is entering,",7,Rachel,I’d love to!
86341, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Rachel, I didn’t ask you to do it!
86342, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!"
86343, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey,Her answer machine?
86344, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Hmph. So what you, you tell each other everything?"
86345, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Well, ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends, I'm just, I don't know, not in a museum benefitty kind of mood."
86346, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.. basically it's entirely up to me."
86347, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,So when do you think you’re gonna talk to her?
86348, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Uh, y’know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold."
86349, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay.  Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical."
86350, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Monica,That cold makes you sound so great.
86351, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,Fine! Let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.
86352, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,
86353, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,Thank you! Break!
86354, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Monica,What’s the part?
86355, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Chandler,"I know, let’s rest and drink lots of fluids. "
86356, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?"
86357, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is entering, As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs,",5,Joey,"Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!"
86358, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Phoebe,"Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, I—it's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley!  Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!"
86359, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Chandler,And you're okay with that?
86360, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,"Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week."
86361, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,"This is crazy! I mean, yes-yes Rachel is my good friend and I-I have loved her in the past, but now, she is just my wife! Phoebe, will you-will you help me out here?"
86362, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,"Two it is. Ross, how about you?"
86363, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,That’s right.  Did you hear something?
86364, Restaurant,,9,Phoebe,"You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you."
86365, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,What?
86366, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Chandler,"I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch--have a perfect, magical weekend together with you."
86367, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe, Oh!
86368, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Okay, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose."
86369, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross," Look uh, I know why you’re here."
86370, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,It’s a different guy!
86371, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Ross,"Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!"
86372, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,
86373, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,What's the matter Ross?
86374, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Well, I then guess I’m going to Yemen! I’m going to Yemen!  When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?"
86375, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out,",5,Joey,I don't know. Maybe pizza?
86376, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,"Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!"
86377, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",9,Chandler,I don't think so.
86378, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,You're in my seat.
86379, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Umm, and looking at people differently."
86380, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Phoebe,You're Frank Buffay?
86381, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Chandler,Oh! 
86382, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys."
86383, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Well you look incredible too! You’re just—you’re so fit!
86384, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Chandler,Still broken?
86385, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Skull?
86386, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one? "
86387, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Ready for your birthday lunch?
86388, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,Because we hate them.
86389, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"All right, he's keys are in the drawer. Y'know what? I also need some cash."
86390, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel, You know what?
86391, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,"Oh thanks.  Champagne, strawberries…Oh my God! I can’t believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!"
86392, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
86393, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"I'll get it, okay.  Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that."
86394, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,Hey!
86395, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Yes, but I-I uh, don’t have too."
86396, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,I didn’t take a pregnancy test.
86397, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Joey,"I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?"
86398, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Yeah!
86399, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,"No-no, we talked about it. We don’t want to know. All we care about is that it’s happy and healthy."
86400, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Phoebe,That oughta do it.
86401, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Oh!
86402, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I think I hear curtains closing...
86403, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe,Oh that’s all right. I’m still full from your homemade potato chips.
86404, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"Okay Phoebe, I guess you’re next  although I really don’t see the point."
86405, Joey and Janine's," Janine's there, Joey enters",6,Joey,"Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh."
86406, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Seven.
86407, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Monica,My boyfriend really does have good taste!
86408, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler,And then Joey remembered something.
86409, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?"
86410, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel,Hey.
86411, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.
86412, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Eww!! 
86413, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Chandler,Oh come on!! 
86414, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! "
86415, The casino bar," Phoebe and Monica are sitting at the bar, while Wayne Newton's signature song Danke Schoen is playing in the background,",5,Monica, Thank you.
86416, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,Uh huh...we're playing you two.
86417, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica, What room should we see next?
86418, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"Richard! No one supposed to know about us!  See I, did it again."
86419, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,Okay. 
86420, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, Where’s Kate?
86421, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,What?
86422, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey,Hey Rach?
86423, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,We'd be eating our soup right now.
86424, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,…will be two months…
86425, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?"
86426, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,"Oh, please, that is such a lame excuse!"
86427, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, isn’t it fantastic?"
86428, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I…"
86429, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf..."
86430, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,Ohhh. 
86431, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,Well I didn’t want everyone to think I was stupid.
86432, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no! No, I got this all under control."
86433, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me! Like me tiny doctor!’"
86434, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back."
86435, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my pleasure. Okay, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news.  Phoebe!"
86436, Airport,,9,Joey,He had to board.
86437, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Chandler," Oh, well give me the phone then."
86438, A Restaurant," Chandler is having dinner with Dana,",6,Chandler,No-no—Really?!
86439, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,Good-good-good.
86440, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Monica,That’s that weird voice again.
86441, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey, All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!
86442, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,Nice!
86443, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Joey,"C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head."
86444, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey! Joey Tribbiani."
86445, The Building’s Roof," the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet, They’re looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building, Yeah, that’s realistic, You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day,",7,Ross,"Well, technically it seven billion years ago… "
86446, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it won’t be so bad.
86447, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Chandler,That's ok.
86448, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,"Yes, hi."
86449, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, ""So, where is this going?"""
86450, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,"Oh, what’s the matter?"
86451, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,You’re not a lefty?
86452, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Ross,"I’m giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come."
86453, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Ross,Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?
86454, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey, Kristen?
86455, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,Well then maybe you shouldn't go.
86456, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
86457, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Hey Rach, listen I was thinkin’ uh, I’m gonna have an extra room over at my place…"
86458, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! 
86459, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Rachel,"Oh, that's funny!"
86460, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,Could you get me a muffin?
86461, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,Hey!
86462, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"Hell no, we'll pay!"
86463, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit ",8,Monica,
86464, The porch," Bonnie is coming back from swimming, Rachel is reading,",3,Rachel,Ohh-ha-ha!
86465, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Alright, ok, let's do it.  And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic."
86466, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey.
86467, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Joey,"Maybe I could give thanks for you shuttin’ up, eh?"
86468, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Ross," Yeah, it’s a pumpkin. I’ll come pack."
86469, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler,"So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?"
86470, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Phoebe,You must be a fireball in bed.
86471, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"No, not a problem."
86472, Mike's apartment," Phoebe's there and the phone rings,",10,Phoebe,Enchanté 
86473, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,"Oh, ooh the food smells great, Mon!"
86474, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey," Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya…"
86475, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"Yes, we do. "
86476, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,"I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, ""Ooh, where’d Ross go?"""
86477, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,"Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory."
86478, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Chandler,It was my racquet.
86479, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Congratu!!  -lations-lations.
86480, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,"Oh, oh my God! I can practically hear the mahjong tiles!"
86481, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
86482, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,I’d better go pack.
86483, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,"I was barefoot. Now tell me, the toilet thing is the only thing you taught him right?"
86484, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,"Hey, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're going to be ok?"
86485, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I just wish we hadn’t lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective..."
86486, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,Oh. This was amazing.
86487, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this."
86488, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Monica,Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
86489, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,About what?
86490, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,"No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. "
86491, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?"
86492, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak."
86493, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Oh, you must stop shooping."
86494, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,What?
86495, Central Perk," Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman, Gunther is watching and is not very happy,",6,Ross,Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
86496, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Rachel,"Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you."
86497, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
86498, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?"
86499, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,"Uh, they’re like my best friends. Are you saying we can’t hang out with them? ‘Cause that would kinda be a problem."
86500, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are being lectured by Phoebe,",3,Phoebe,Yes. Not out loud.
86501, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,"What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even think about it..."
86502, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Rachel,"Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?"
86503, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Joey, Oh my.
86504, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,How do you feel?
86505, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Ross,"The kid...?  Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck."
86506, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica, We both do that!
86507, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!"
86508, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,Were you guys making fun of Parker?
86509, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross, We're rehearsing a Greek play.
86510, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff."
86511, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Rachel,Why?
86512, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Monica,That’s also like the tenth time you told us.
86513, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact  as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old, He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city,",7,Joey,‘Sup? ‘Sup dude?
86514, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler, Yes.
86515, Ross's apartment," there is a knock on the door and Ross opens it to Cassie,",7,Ross,"Oh. Oh, that’s right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didn’t."
86516, Phoebe's Massage Parlor," Phoebe's assistant is telling her about the changes to her schedule,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, thanks. "
86517, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler," So, how did you enjoy the play?"
86518, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Ross,I didn't.
86519, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Monica,Noo! I’ll stay. He’s my brother.
86520, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,What we did last night was....
86521, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Chandler,Flashdance.
86522, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay, y’know maybe I should come back… "
86523, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Yes I do!
86524, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Ok, well, are all the tickets in the bowl?"
86525, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Joey,"That’s right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!"
86526, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Oh, come on Ross! I think it would be really good for you!"
86527, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"It’s pretty, Okay date of birth?"
86528, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
86529, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,"No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!"
86530, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It’s so beautiful!
86531, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?
86532, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Chandler, what did she say?"
86533, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Monica,"Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and…it bent."
86534, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Rachel, Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
86535, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"You, you sure you need shoes? "
86536, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,Do you really want an award you didn’t win?
86537, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
86538, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Yeah, I…"
86539, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup."
86540, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Ross,"Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys."
86541, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross," Yeah, I didn’t think of that."
86542, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,Too strong for me?
86543, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  Sophie, does she have ten minutes?",3,Ross,
86544, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,"Allright, fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. Because you know as well as I do that once Joey sets his mind on something, more often than not, he's going to have sex with it."
86545, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,Just give us the cheapest room you have.
86546, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Chandler,"Okay first of all, the impression, uncanny. And second, that was not flirting, that was just casual conversation between two people. That is all."
86547, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Heyyy!! You got the door open!! 
86548, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,"All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. "
86549, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ross, we actually watched the documentary together."
86550, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh! Yeah, y’know you and Ross are still married."
86551, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Oh no!!
86552, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Phoebe,That play?
86553, The hallway," Chandler is helping Monica to the door,",6,Chandler," Well, I told you not to walk. Here. "
86554, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!"
86555, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering,3,Ross,"Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal."
86556, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,Could I play?
86557, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Chandler,"Wow, this is weird."
86558, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"Ok, you can not do this to me."
86559, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"That’s okay Rach, we’re not liking Ross right now."
86560, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Rachel,Thank you.
86561, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica,I’m so humiliated!
86562, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,"Hey now! That was an accident, okay."
86563, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Monica,"I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you."
86564, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,Yeah?
86565, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
86566, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Monica,She's mine!
86567, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Phoebe, Hellooo!
86568, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,"Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong."
86569, Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office …about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.,5,Rachel,
86570, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,No! Everything's cold. The turkey's dried out and the... the stuffing is all soggy.
86571, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,What? What?
86572, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and…"
86573, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Because it says ""Captain Ross"" on the side and ""I hate Monica"" on the bottom."
86574, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!"
86575, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, there are no famous Joey’s. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco."
86576, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Well, okay, what-what did she say?"
86577, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,Oh I…
86578, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Monica,"Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best massages!"
86579, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well..."
86580, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel."
86581, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Rachel, Hey!
86582, Chandler's bedroom," Chandler and Monica are there, of course, Like who else would it be, duh!",5,Chandler,I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
86583, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Ross,"All right, I'll see you guys later."
86584, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,"Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?"
86585, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Monica,Oh my God Chandler! I can’t believe it!
86586, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Joey,I don’t know! Charity?
86587, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Phoebe,"Ugh, what a kiss ass."
86588, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,So it did go well.
86589, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Rachel,"Ross, would you just stop it! It’s getting really old."
86590, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,"Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him."
86591, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Phoebe,"Maybe your resolution is to not make fun of your friends, especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane."
86592, Central Perk,,10,Rachel,"And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!"
86593, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Rachel,What!?
86594, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,Hey! Those are all the things I’m responsible for!
86595, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,"Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like."
86596, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat  in a bowl,",6,Monica,You really think that’ll work?
86597, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Rachel always cries!
86598, Ursula’s apartment," Phoebe is going to confront her twin about her new porn career,",6,Phoebe,You’re making one right now!
86599, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Joey,"Okay, the last thing…"
86600, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,Like you wouldn’t believe.  Wow! This is a great place.
86601, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you."
86602, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Okay!
86603, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,Let’s also get a hot plate!
86604, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I’m just gonna need a small deposit."
86605, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Monica,Phoebe that’s crazy!
86606, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,Yeah!
86607, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,Say it!
86608, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,How did you…know? 
86609, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place."
86610, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,That’s what you told me.
86611, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"I’m the hostess! Not those guys! I’m always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air."
86612, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Did you, did you touch any of the guitars while you were there? Did you?!"
86613, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.
86614, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Joey,"Nothing. It’s just old and dingy, that’s all."
86615, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,It's 430.
86616, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica," Okay, okay. I hate this."
86617, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Kinda hurtin’ my hand though.
86618, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy."
86619, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Joey,I think I left a donut up here.
86620, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news."
86621, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey,"Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me!"
86622, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know I-I don’t know where he is."
86623, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Chandler,Great!  This baby'd better to be really good.
86624, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
86625, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,I was frustrated with you!
86626, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
86627, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Ross,"I can show you, I have it on videotape!  It’s an expression."
86628, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
86629, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Monica,Oh my God! 
86630, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,Oh God.
86631, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,And fifty. So it was like one and fifty dollars.
86632, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,Don’t you love the huge yard?
86633, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets,",7,Ross,"Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!"
86634, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. I’ll do it."
86635, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?"
86636, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,"Aw, it’s unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?"
86637, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,That’s not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
86638, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Joey,"Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!"
86639, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,Well..
86640, Moving Shot towards The Waltham House," A phone   is ringing,",4,Phoebe,"Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you don’t give me that number then I’m going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire."
86641, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?",4,Chandler,I KNEW IT!!!!
86642, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,What?
86643, Ross's apartment," Die Hard has ended, only I don’t think Joey and Ross know that yet, As you see, they are both asleep, And they’re on the same couch, Which means they’re sleeping together, Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together, Well, there hasn’t been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together, Not that there’s anything wrong with that, That is unless you’re a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married, Anyway, let me recap, No, there is too much, let me sum up, Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up,",7,Ross,Okay. But not about this!
86644, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Chandler," Hey Monica, here's your broom back."
86645, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Chandler,It’s just so glamorous.
86646, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, all right, I’ll play."
86647, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,What are you talking about? Bitch.
86648, Ross’s office," he’s opening the door to Elizabeth,",6,Ross,No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was…
86649, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,Not really.
86650, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,Oh my God! You actually exchanged it!
86651, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,What’s going on?
86652, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?"
86653, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Joey,Yeah. You okay?
86654, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,It’s Thursday! How was the audition?!
86655, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser."
86656, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,
86657, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Ross,"Still I could tell. She was into me.  Well, why don’t you set us up?"
86658, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,"Oh tomorrow, oh I don’t know. Um…"
86659, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Ross,This is the coolest house ever!!
86660, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe, I can’t! My circuits are fried! They’re fried I tell you!!
86661, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,Shhh! I want to hear the rest!
86662, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Rachel,Saw what?
86663, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,What about your breath?! 
86664, Doctor Connelly's office,,9,Chandler,"Oh, DAMN IT!"
86665, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"It was the chair again! Okay? I’m not doing it! It what—look, I don’t—y’know what—eh-eh…  Hi."
86666, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,"Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks."
86667, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Ross,"Yeah, what's going on?"
86668, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"No, not since I lost her at the airport."
86669, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Monica, Oh.
86670, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,...love you.
86671, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,Thanks!
86672, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Uh, bigger than that."
86673, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross,For real?
86674, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross, Well...
86675, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,Great! Thank you very much.
86676, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,"Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?"
86677, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,just... don't talk... 
86678, Central Perk," Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting coffee as Chandler enters, Ross is also there,",4,Monica,Are you serious?
86679, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are there when the phone starts ringing,",1,Phoebe,All right. Bye bye.
86680, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,"What?! Ross y'know this isn’t even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?"
86681, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing."
86682, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler, Hi Monica.
86683, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Ross,Hi.
86684, Inside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee."
86685, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there including Janice, they’re watching Happy Days,",3,Joey,"Question. Was ah, ‘Egg the Gellers!’ the war cry of your neighbourhood?"
86686, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Look, you don’t have to draw an actual wo—whoa! She’s hot!"
86687, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, y’know why don’t we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?"
86688, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice."
86689, Central Perk,,10,Ross,Yeah!
86690, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Janice is being moved to the delivery room and is screaming in pain,",8,Rachel,Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?
86691, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,"He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there!  Get out of there!"
86692, Central Perk,,9,Ross,Don't you have to be at work?
86693, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Chandler,They have that on the napkins at the club.
86694, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on."
86695, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe,
86696, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"No! Okay! Okay!  Okay, look, can I, can I just-just talk to you for a second?"
86697, Monica and Chandler's, Monica is mixing some Thanksgiving treat ,6,Monica,
86698, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading Joey's resume,",3,Monica,"Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out. "
86699, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Phoebe,Would you say your pesto is the best-o?
86700, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,Really?
86701, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,"Good! I haven’t smoked yet today, I feel great, and-and-and confident, that is a stunning blouse."
86702, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Phoebe,"No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out."
86703, An airport in New York,,4,Rachel,"Ohh, good."
86704, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"I know, that,  that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid."
86705, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn’t seem so bad? "
86706, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Monica,"Nah, I got it."
86707, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Phoebe,No.
86708, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom,",8,Chandler,I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there!
86709, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Chandler,"Y'know what, pretty good."
86710, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?"
86711, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,What about when I started dating Chandler?
86712, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"Oh yeah, that sounds great.  Oh, and listen, it’s, it’s gonna be...."
86713, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy , uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them."
86714, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,
86715, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,So? What? What? They’re gone! Monica’s gonna freak!
86716, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Joey, Yeah I’ll take that.
86717, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Thank you.
86718, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,Yeeeeahhhh.
86719, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,There was a seen in Footloose...
86720, The desert outside of Las Vegas," Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name, Y'know,  You're kidding right?",5,Joey,
86721, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Ross,"No Phoebe, don’t look! You don’t want to see what’s under there!!"
86722, Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed,3,Ross,"Do you remember the scene with, um, Jabba the Hut? Well Jabba had as, as his prisoner, um, Princess Leia."
86723, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,That’s Bill Clinton.
86724, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Monica,"Well it wasn’t my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!"
86725, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Okay. 
86726, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Joey,"Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone."
86727, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put,",8,Ross, Ezels!!
86728, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Phoebe,"All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!"
86729, The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, fine, I�ll move. Alright, you don�t have to manhandle me.  Okay. Thank you. Wach."
86730, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. "
86731, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?"
86732, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Rachel,"Well, what-what ‘cha got there?"
86733, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?"
86734, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,But... you suck!
86735, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler," Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening."
86736, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey," Hey, you guys!"
86737, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross," The necklace I got you was gold, this one is silver."
86738, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Chandler,Yes dear.
86739, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too!  Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?"
86740, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Monica,"This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk to her again? I mean I know it’s weird, it’s awkward, but you gotta at least try."
86741, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,What?!!
86742, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Chandler,Hey!
86743, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Uh Phoebe?
86744, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
86745, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Ross,...So I think Alan will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.
86746, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Ross,"Yeah, which was nice."
86747, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler," You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
86748, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,Huh.
86749, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though she’s still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy."
86750, The Restaurant," after dinner,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you, hope you don’t accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it."
86751, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,All right.
86752, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. "
86753, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Joey,What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
86754, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and he’s been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book,",8,Phoebe," Wow, you told your dad the truth."
86755, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,Good.
86756, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,How you doing?
86757, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,Hey! Did you find the cameras?
86758, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible."
86759, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It’s too nice."
86760, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Hmm.  Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?"
86761, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking,",8,Monica,Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe’s opinion on for Valentine’s Day.
86762, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,"I’m totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they’re gonna go to their cast parties and he’s gonna try to undermine me. Y'know it’ll be like, ""So where’s your boyfriend, what’s-his-name, Chester?"" And she’ll go, ""No-no-no, it’s Chandler."" And he’ll go, ""Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"""
86763, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Rachel,No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
86764, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I know, what are we gonna do?"
86765, A hallway," Joey and Ross find Mr, Geller with his ear up against a janitor’s closet door,",9,Ross,No!
86766, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Ross,"Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus."
86767, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think so, yeah."
86768, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica," Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!"
86769, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,"Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?"
86770, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,Fine by me; hope she wins.
86771, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Monica,"Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself."
86772, Richard’s Apartment," he’s smoking a cigar and reading a book as there is a knock on the door, He gets up and opens the door to reveal…",6,Monica,I don’t know.
86773, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Monica,"And you’ve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!"
86774, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Phoebe,"Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her."
86775, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,Okay.
86776, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh, umm, okay, yeah, I'll be, yeah I'll be right back. "
86777, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on."
86778, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. "
86779, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Okay, let’s talk about something else."
86780, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?"
86781, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel, Hi!
86782, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Ross,Bye! 
86783, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,"No, y’know what? It’s gonna be okay. I mean you don’t have to have this rustic Italian feast. Y’know? And-and you don’t need, you don’t need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. "
86784, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Ross," Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert you’ve just been bumped up to table one. And if it’s all right with you I’m gonna take your place at table six—Martin Clickclocken."
86785, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Joey,Holden McGroin.
86786, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross, That was very nice Ashley.
86787, Ross and Rachel's apartment," They're interviewing Sandy,",9,Ross,King?
86788, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,It's the dog.
86789, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Chandler,"Then, I don't get it."
86790, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Phoebe,Count for what?
86791, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Joey,"Yeah, big!"
86792, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,..."
86793, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,It’s gonna poop!
86794, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Rachel, We… We are not… …going to let it… be a problem.
86795, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Joey,I’ll take those to go.  For the kids.
86796, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Joey are sitting at the dinner table, Chandler comes from the bedroom with his suitcase,",9,Monica,"Okay, don't miss that flight. You know I love you."
86797, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
86798, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,"Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out."
86799, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
86800, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Phoebe,"Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend."
86801, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break,   Shelley enters,)",1,Chandler,"Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'..."
86802, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Monica,Really you can do that?
86803, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Rachel,"I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home."
86804, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Joey,Oh. What do you do?
86805, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,Yeah but we won’t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
86806, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Rachel,"Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about."
86807, Chandler's hotel room," he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top,",5,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!"
86808, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,"Hi Dr. Long, how are you?"
86809, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Chandler,Six-hour trip to London. That’s a lot of Monica.
86810, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"No, I’m serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if she’s not where you are, then you can start to move past this."
86811, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"I can save you time ladies, I’m right here."
86812, Joey's apartment," He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape,",10,Joey,"Huh, un, blu, bla, flu, flenk!"
86813, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,All right.
86814, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,"Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear it's looking really good."
86815, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,So when do you think you’re gonna talk to her?
86816, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,And she's... turning on the TV... and watching... Miss Congeniality!
86817, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,Do you really see this as a long-term thing?
86818, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,"I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!"
86819, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is at the counter eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes,",8,Joey," All right. It’s a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you don’t feel that now. It was crazy! You’re fine. You’re better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everything’s normal! She’s just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel."
86820, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Rachel,"Wow! I can’t, I can’t feel my hands."
86821, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel," I mean we’re not, we’re not gonna live together anymore?"
86822, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,It was an amazing night.
86823, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,"Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?"
86824, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Chandler,Hey-hey!
86825, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,"Okay, one thing at a time. "
86826, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Joey,"Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. We’re going to a New Year’s Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Y’know? But if she says ‘Dude, what the hell are you doing?’ I can say ‘It wasn’t me, it was New Years!’"
86827, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can’t find him anywhere!
86828, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross?  Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one."
86829, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica,I…I have to fire him.
86830, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."
86831, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  This is Rachel.",1,Monica,
86832, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay. Okay, so I’m writing you a check for…So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?"
86833, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future."
86834, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,"Well, it’s like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake."
86835, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Phoebe," Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye."
86836, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,"Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!"
86837, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,"She's not- past, she's present, she's back."
86838, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
86839, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!
86840, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah? All right, let’s do it tonight."
86841, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?"
86842, Chandler's Office," later that day, Nina is in his office,",1,Chandler,Nina? Nina.  Nina.
86843, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Ross,Yeah! They’re putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel’s gonna film it!
86844, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Monica,Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
86845, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,Noo!
86846, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica,Hello?
86847, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Rachel,"Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?"
86848, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Monica," Hi, Steve."
86849, Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma, Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound,10,Rachel,"Ross, c'mon, please. Can we just get out of here, before somebody else gets "
86850, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Will! From high school.
86851, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler, You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
86852, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
86853, Monica and Joey’s," Monica is cooking,",7,Joey,"Ho-ho-ho,  fried stuff with cheese!"
86854, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,I'm not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it's a fake conference? It's a real conference.
86855, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Phoebe,Je m'appelle Claude.
86856, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Ross,"All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application."
86857, Inside Joey’s Premiere," he is intently watching the movie,",8,Joey,
86858, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,"Ohh, hey! Why don’t you book a date for both of you at one of those romantic spas?"
86859, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!"
86860, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, Chandler funny?"
86861, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is entering, angrily,",6,Joey,"Wait a second, I see what you’re trying to do here! You-you’re trying to give me money again!"
86862, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"No, that’s, no, as long as you’re okay. So I’ll ah, I’ll see you tomorrow."
86863, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,You do realise that's your brother?
86864, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,"Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club!"
86865, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Ross,"OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright."
86866, The street right in front of Central Perk," Phoebe's cab is there, Ross and Phoebe run over and jump in,",10,Phoebe,I - I don't take passengers.
86867, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it don’t watch it."
86868, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Phoebe,Uh... yay!
86869, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica," So, where do you want to go?"
86870, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Uhm... Aren't you a little overdressed?
86871, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Joey,Cool.
86872, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Chandler,Who are those people?
86873, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Yeah, I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?"
86874, Dr," Burke’s office, Tim is examining Monica,",4,Monica,"Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad?  Come on, one of us had to mention him."
86875, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,"Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff."
86876, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,That’s easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.
86877, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Rachel,"So, like, you guys all have jobs?"
86878, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, ""Who's the best of that?"" They'd have to go to you."
86879, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Monica,You're welcome.
86880, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? I—In fact,  I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!"
86881, Pete’s office," he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote,",3,Monica,I don’t know.
86882, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Ross,"But if I hadn't walked in here, would you..?"
86883, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,Hey!
86884, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,What?
86885, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,"Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress."
86886, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
86887, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,What are you trying on now?
86888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Phoebe,That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
86889, The gate at the airport," The passengers are standing in line, and they're about to board the plane again,",10,Ross,"No, you don't."
86890, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?"
86891, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,And condoms are the way to do that?
86892, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Honey, you’ve got to go. What’s his office number?"
86893, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was!"
86894, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the dollhouse,",3,Phoebe,What?! Oh my...  Oh my God!! What happened?!
86895, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Consider Casey.
86896, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
86897, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,You're over me?
86898, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
86899, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Rachel, Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
86900, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe," Wait! Wait! Hi! Listen, Ross can I just talk to you for just a second?"
86901, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!"
86902, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," Monica is sleeping and Chandler’s sitting in bed, wide awake,",7,Chandler,"I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?"
86903, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,"Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to."
86904, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"Good-good, I’m-I’m married. "
86905, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,No thanks.
86906, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,We know it’s a girl! 
86907, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Monica,Hey!
86908, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings,",4,Joey, Hello.
86909, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London."
86910, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Joey,How’d you get over that teacher?
86911, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Hey. Guess what! My landlord just called and my apartment is gonna get ready soon, so I guess I'll be moving out."
86912, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Well, I just made these two things uhm... cheeks. And then I split this to make ears."
86913, Their building's lobby," Danny is checking his mailbox as Rachel enters carrying shopping bags and goes to her mailbox, Danny has shaved his beard and cut his hair, Rachel doesn't recognize him,",5,Rachel,"Well, y'know, if-if kids like to play with Capri pants."
86914, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica,"Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this.  What do you think this is?"
86915, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Chandler,Pheebs!
86916, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey, This isn’t mine.
86917, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross,"Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about…"
86918, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, and I don’t have any cologne."
86919, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Rachel,"What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!"
86920, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet, okay?"
86921, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey," Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here."
86922, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Joey,Let me see that!
86923, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,And he’s a great brother!
86924, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,"I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler."
86925, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there,",5,Chandler," Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?"
86926, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story I’ve had such a craving for them."
86927, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Oh, that’s cool. Then I’ll just bring them both over."
86928, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Please!
86929, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"All right, all right, we’ll just do our best. Okay? So let’s say I’m the interviewer and I’m meeting you for the first time. Okay. ""Hi! Come on in, I’m uh, Regina Philange."""
86930, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Joey,"Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. "
86931, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases,",8,Ross,"Ah, must’ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store."
86932, Conference room, Ross is making his keynote speech,9,Ross,"Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus..."
86933, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"No, of course, of course I’ve heard of them! Ross, what did you get?"
86934, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying,",9,Monica,It worked!
86935, Phoebe’s cab," she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe,",6,Joey,Don’t you think I asked him that before he got in?!
86936, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Chandler,Oh my God!
86937, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Ok. 
86938, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Chandler,"Ooh, yum! "
86939, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say ""yes"" but I know she really wants to be with you!"
86940, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Rachel,What?
86941, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Rachel,"No, wait. Wait."
86942, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Jeffery.
86943, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.
86944, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,How ‘bout one last game of racquetball?
86945, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica, Chandler!
86946, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Okay.  You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you."
86947, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Chandler,A place where no one will ever get out alive?
86948, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Yeah!
86949, Mr," Zellner's office, There is a knock on the door,",10,Ross,Huh? So? We have a deal?
86950, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Rachel,"Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!"
86951, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica," 'A Woman Undone, by Rachel Karen Green'."
86952, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"No, not yet."
86953, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Monica,
86954, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Ross,
86955, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Chandler,"Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!"
86956, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,
86957, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
86958, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?"
86959, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler,",6,Monica,Uh-hmm.
86960, The playground," Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there, Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands,",10,Rachel,A-alright! I can do this.
86961, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,"Oh, hey, how about this one. Ah, it’s says so in the script! Y'know ah, I-I don’t know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you’re a bitch."
86962, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!"
86963, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at the museum.
86964, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Phoebe,"See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss."
86965, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
86966, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Joey,"Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?"
86967, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Thank you Rachel.
86968, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica, What's wrong?
86969, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Yeah? Hop on.  Is the pretty lady looking?
86970, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Mon?
86971, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,"That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?"
86972, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey, Hit me! Hit me!
86973, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,I know. They should be a family. They should get married and have more children.
86974, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!"
86975, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I’ll get it for you right now. And since I made you wait, I’ll toss in a free muffin."
86976, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel," Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. I’m never gonna find anything."
86977, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Marcel?
86978, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Rachel,"Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too."
86979, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Rachel,WHAT?
86980, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,Well actually umm…
86981, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Look, if you don't know what the word ""acrimonious"" means, just don't use it!"
86982, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross," ""Come here to me!"""
86983, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,Aww!
86984, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"A pigeon, a pigeon.  are locked in a death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, that fills the apartment."
86985, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in,",5,Monica,Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.
86986, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?"
86987, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe, Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
86988, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!"
86989, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,I went to Egypt with my dad.
86990, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Chandler,I thought it was $98.50.
86991, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. "
86992, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Rachel," Oh my God you’re here, let me see your hand!!"
86993, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel,"Okay, so let’s play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!"
86994, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one time—not any more. I just—I..."
86995, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.
86996, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Monica,Doesn’t it ever just freak you out that-that you’re never gonna be with anybody new again?
86997, Ross and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,
86998, Chandler’s Office Building," Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there,",8,Chandler,Yeah!
86999, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,Okay.  Let's get this bad boy on the road.
87000, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Ross,"Well, y'know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done."
87001, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,"Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?"
87002, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Phoebe,"Oh, I don't know. I mean it was fun one time."
87003, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Listen to me!! 
87004, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Chandler,"No, you're the best."
87005, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,I need some milk.
87006, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Chandler,Wow! She looks great. Doesn’t she?
87007, Ross's apartment," Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave,",5,Monica,There's nothing we can do. You erased the message!
87008, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,"Oh, wake up!"
87009, Rachel and Joey's apartment," It's just Ross and Rachel, They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera,",10,Rachel,Okay.
87010, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What?!
87011, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,"Well, I don't care, so you pick!"
87012, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. 
87013, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica, I'll pick you up at eleven. So glad you're coming.
87014, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,"Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing , my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that…"
87015, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad."
87016, The delivery room," everyone except Rachel is there, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies,",5,Rachel," Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you that they're still outside making phone calls."
87017, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Chandler,I’m still right here!
87018, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,I didn’t know where to put it so I just left it here for now.
87019, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Monica,What? 
87020, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
87021, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?"
87022, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Rachel, please…"
87023, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,"Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke he’d ever heard."
87024, Joey’s," Joey is playing fetch with the dog,",8,Rachel,
87025, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But it’s actually for Joshua. 
87026, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Joey,"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. "
87027, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,My God! You must be good in bed!
87028, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman."
87029, Central Perk," Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe,",4,Phoebe,"Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?"
87030, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,That’s weird.
87031, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
87032, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Here.  Now I only owe you $49.50.
87033, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,What picture?
87034, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe,No! I do want to!
87035, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross, 73! 72! 71!
87036, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"It was, it was okay."
87037, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Only when it was damp!!  I’m back in the club!
87038, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,Are you all right?
87039, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,Relax your hand!
87040, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,"Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested."
87041, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,...and beer!!
87042, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Joey,Damnit woman we’re losing precious time! Now do you want this man’s blood on your head?
87043, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Joey,My little sister Dina!
87044, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Ross,"Hey, what have you guys been up to?"
87045, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Rachel,"Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you."
87046, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,You got it!
87047, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Hey.
87048, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Rachel,"Joey, you are not! You’re 31."
87049, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Joey, Chandler! He's here!
87050, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Chandler,Really? What do you do? You just sit in there stewing in your own filth.
87051, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I’ll go get one."
87052, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Ugh, Monica I don’t want to steal your stupid thunder!"
87053, Monica and Chandler's apartment," everyone except Joey is there,",6,Monica,"Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit.  Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!"
87054, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"Yeah, that was a real good one."
87055, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s a very large plane."
87056, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Joey, Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
87057, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place."
87058, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Sounds like you’re a little jealous.
87059, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel," I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family-"
87060, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Rachel,"Rossy, Rossy."
87061, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Ross,I’m reading your ad.
87062, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica," All right boys, last chance for the tickets!"
87063, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,Gotcha.
87064, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Rachel,"So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?"
87065, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler, Let me try it on!
87066, Ross's apartment," Ross is coming in from doing his laundry, He starts folding it as Chandler enters,",6,Rachel,"Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. "
87067, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Ross,"Sorry, I’m sorry. Close, close, close..."
87068, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Rachel,You can?
87069, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Chandler,"I'm sor... Just go. Just go. I can't, I can't."
87070, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,"Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? I’m asking you first, right?!. I mean I’m playing by the rules."
87071, Central Perk," Joey is returning from having removed Rachel’s panties,",7,Phoebe,Feel better?
87072, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,That’s a little clearer.
87073, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Ross,I’m the ring bearer.
87074, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,You-you just said that you did!
87075, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Ha! See, I knew, I knew you’d get it on the first guess. Isn’t it cool! It’s an apothecary table."
87076, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Phoebe,"Tell him, tell him."
87077, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Chandler,"25J and K, any chance those aren’t together?"
87078, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,"It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!"
87079, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Got it!  So…
87080, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Phoebe, Yeah I know; we’d be great together!
87081, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,"You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!"
87082, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,"Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?"
87083, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,Yeah Connecticut...Not West Virginia.
87084, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Oh my God!
87085, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, I’m a doctor, and I had a monkey. I’m Doctor Monkey!"
87086, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Chandler,"All right, look! Look. I think I can explain this."
87087, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Phoebe,Oh.
87088, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,It wasn’t fun?!
87089, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross, Yeah-uh!
87090, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, great so do you want to do it together?"
87091, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God Monica!
87092, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!"
87093, Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment,,4,Monica,"Y’know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!"
87094, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,You forget how many great songs Heart had.
87095, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,"Monica, what are you doing?"
87096, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe,I can’t follow Ross! It’d be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
87097, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Chandler,Mazel tov!
87098, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits at the table reading the mail,9,Ross,I see. You didn't happen to tell…
87099, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler, Hi! Nice to meet you!
87100, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"I just thought he was nice, y'know?"
87101, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Ross,"Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift."
87102, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel, Look kinda familiar?
87103, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,Really?
87104, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. "
87105, Silvercup Studios," a scene is being shot where Dina and Fredrick are celebrating Jessica’s horrible accident by drinking champagne,",7,Joey,The airport?
87106, Monica’s apartment," Chandler enters the door,",10,Monica,"And Nancy said that it's really under price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!"
87107, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,Okay. 
87108, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Sure.
87109, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Chandler,"Oh, no-"
87110, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, how did it go?"
87111, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross, He stinks!
87112, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Joey,You mean how they're friends and nothing more? 
87113, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,"Sure I do! It’s a verb! As in, ""I behalfin’ it!"""
87114, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town."
87115, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
87116, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Chandler, Did she see us yet? Did she see us?
87117, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,It's a science.
87118, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Rachel,"Oh my … you think I’m a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? You’re not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think that’s pretty strong, that’s what I think. Come on, Monica, let’s go to lunch. "
87119, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler, Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!
87120, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,And this is Rachel.
87121, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey, NAH! I don't have another level!! 
87122, Ross's apartment," Ross is whirling Ben around,",7,Ross,"No, hey-hey, come on,  Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay? Hey, you're-you're his favorite little guy!"
87123, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Ross,"And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas."
87124, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Phoebe,"Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all right, what's bigger than huge?"
87125, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,"Okay, we're gonna start in the kitchen. Plates get put into plate protectors and stacked ten to a box. The silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped. Got it?"
87126, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Somebody is gonna pick us.
87127, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So you hit her in the face?
87128, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,"Yeah, I just have to get dressed."
87129, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Monica,"Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters."
87130, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,"All right. . He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat."
87131, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Just put it on a plate and leave.
87132, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper."
87133, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Monica,"Maybe Joey doesn’t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?"
87134, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,"Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one.  Mandy."
87135, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"Oh-oh, that’s your thing."
87136, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross," Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you… you mugged me? "
87137, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,And thank you for your time. 
87138, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Rachel, Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
87139, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Ross,"Okay. Okay. Y’know what? If you want to, we can do it one more time. I mean I’d-I’d be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now."
87140, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Chandler,You can always sell your baby.
87141, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Chandler,We got the honeymoon.
87142, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is preparing to slip Joshua the note,",4,Rachel,Oh?
87143, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Phoebe,"Um, we went shopping for um, for, fur."
87144, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I’ll  Joey Trrrribbiani!"
87145, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Joey,"God, it’s gonna so weird like when I come home and you’re not here. Y’know? No more Joey and Chan’s. No more J and C’s. ""You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler’s?"" ""Can’t, its not there."""
87146, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!"
87147, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica, Nooo!
87148, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I didn’t… I never said that.
87149, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,O-oh my God!
87150, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica," What, what are you doing? You can’t go out there."
87151, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Rach...
87152, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,...pig...pig man!
87153, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Monica,"And say what? ""You owe me a goodbye"", I mean, he's got more pride than that."
87154, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Chandler,Okay.
87155, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,A-And??
87156, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Well ah, actually..."
87157, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents!"
87158, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Come on, I don't know what else to do."
87159, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel, Oh God. Oh I can’t believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
87160, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,Hi!
87161, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Oh my God!
87162, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"And the ring, was the size of my fist !"
87163, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross,And what did he ask you not to call him?
87164, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,Okay.
87165, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,"Oh well, You know, I think it's kinda really important that I go somewhere where there's sun, so I'm sort of...  Hey!"
87166, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes."
87167, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,Oh!
87168, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Monica,"Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby."
87169, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Rach, Rach, I am so sorry. I am so-so sorry."
87170, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,Joey what-what were you thinking?!
87171, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,What?
87172, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Monica,Really?!
87173, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Ross,Fighting?!
87174, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
87175, Piano Bar,,9,Monica,"Oh, who cares, they still love me! ""I am so excited..."""
87176, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!"
87177, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
87178, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Yes!
87179, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,What?
87180, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. 
87181, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Chandler,Okay. 
87182, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
87183, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Wait a minute, I see what's happening here. You're threatened. "
87184, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"Yes, we are. "
87185, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe," Okay, baseball. Rick, playing baseball. Okay, slides into second, maybe even his pants come down a little… Oh no—wait no, no! No! Okay, all right, sandwiches, sandwiches. Umm, okay, on a plate, maybe Rick’s pants come down a little. No! No! Okay, Chandler! Okay Chandler, ooh, that’s working."
87186, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
87187, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?"
87188, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone except Chandler is there; they're opening their presents,9,Rachel,"Well, not this second!"
87189, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh, good to know.  So close!"
87190, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Chandler, if it really hurts that bad you should just tell her."
87191, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,I’m-I’m—I had no idea. I’m sorry. I…
87192, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Ross,"I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?"
87193, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Oh my God. You and Rachel?
87194, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Chandler,David is going to propose to Phoebe tonight!
87195, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,Great!
87196, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,Ah. Hm.  Wanna go to bed?
87197, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,"Yeah, a lot of my students do that."
87198, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Joey,"Hey Ross, check this out!  yeah, I can't do that!"
87199, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,"Whoops.  Oh, hey, do you need help with that?"
87200, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Joey,Food? Uh-huh gimme! 
87201, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,Hey!
87202, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on Treeger, don’t say that. You just ahh, you just need more practice. Here, come on, let’s ahh, let’s try it again. Come on.  We-he!! Hey!"
87203, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Cookies and porn, you’re the best mom ever!!"
87204, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,But what did he mean by rules?
87205, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,"No! That was a test! In a couple of hours I’m gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, I’m gonna get so drunk, I’m gonna wanna call Janice"
87206, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Joey,"Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own."
87207, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, okay, see? Things are looking up already!"
87208, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, That's not good.
87209, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.
87210, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Chandler,Hey!
87211, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey,"Okay, I’m all right, okay, but hey, could you just leave your lips? "
87212, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Monica,Unless what?
87213, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, are we gonna trash that place?"
87214, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral,",1,Phoebe,What'd I say?
87215, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,"Well let’s just say its she’s lucky she has a sweet ass, ‘cause she’s not so good at the writing."
87216, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah! Ooh, you should come with me! Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to sit with!"
87217, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,"Oh-ho-ho, you think I don’t know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me!  Well what do you know! Broken! That’ll be $400!"
87218, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,We were just waxing our legs.
87219, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Come on, lottery!! "
87220, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,"This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week."
87221, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Ross,Rach!
87222, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isn’t She Lovely as I walked down the aisle."
87223, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Oh yeah?
87224, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Ross,"Monica's right, swing dancing can be tricky. I'm gonna use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily.  My God, think of the massacre."
87225, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'"
87226, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Joey, I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
87227, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Ross,I just Bamboozled Chandler!  Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.
87228, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book, Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up,",6,Monica,How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
87229, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Ross,What?! What?!
87230, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,Are you kidding me?! She’s gonna this boat!
87231, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Monica,You're not gonna be phased out!
87232, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Joey,"No, not really. They give you all the information, it’s uh, it’s like memorizing a script.  ""And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period."
87233, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"I mean, look-look today you escaped  death, y'know? And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together with Emily?"
87234, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction."
87235, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Joey,"Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back."
87236, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica," Y'know what, what if we’re friends who don’t see other people?"
87237, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Chandler,"Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom!"
87238, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,"Yeah, okay."
87239, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Monica,All right.
87240, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,No.
87241, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,What line?
87242, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Rachel,"Really?! Aren’t you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis’ graduation party?"
87243, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,"I guess it could’ve been, I didn’t really look at it. Y’know, I just wiped it on Chandler’s coat and got the hell out of there."
87244, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,"Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you."
87245, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Joey, Oh my God!
87246, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Rachel,Hey!
87247, Joey's audition,,3,Joey,"Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part."
87248, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Phoebe,Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
87249, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Ross,Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
87250, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?"
87251, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,"Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?"
87252, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,"Oh hey, hey Mark."
87253, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I just ordered a beer! "
87254, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Alice would never go for it, right?"
87255, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,"Ahh, yes. "
87256, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this "
87257, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
87258, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too."
87259, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,"Because, because I’ve got Ben."
87260, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Chandler,"Okay, listen this really hurts. Let’s go."
87261, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Rachel,Oh they’re pushing! They’re pushing!!
87262, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m flaky. I’ll say anything."
87263, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Joey,
87264, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"No, it was a mistake! I made a mistake! Okay?"
87265, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,A two and a five.
87266, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, look at that."
87267, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"I don't think of her that way, you know, she's a, she's a colleague."
87268, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler,On every word?
87269, Ms," Geller, Rachel and Ross storm into the apartment,",9,Ross,Great. So let�s get going?
87270, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica,Well...I’d better get going.
87271, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!"
87272, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Joey, it’s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her."
87273, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,They’re mine!
87274, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,Monica has a secret closet and she won’t let me see what’s in it.
87275, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,I am not high maintenance!
87276, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,"Come on, who are we kidding? I’m doody. Please? She’s watchin’."
87277, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,"Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things.  Are you okay?"
87278, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica,What?
87279, Rachel's job interview," she is waiting outside Mr, Zelner's  office banging her pen between her teeth,",5,Rachel,What?
87280, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,Hey! It’s 42-21!
87281, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,But only if it’s a girl.
87282, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Huh.
87283, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Chandler,You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
87284, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,We’re moving to Tulsa! 
87285, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Okay, try it."
87286, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went."
87287, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.  Yeah.
87288, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Monica,"The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!"
87289, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
87290, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Monica,Okay. Umm…
87291, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Monica,Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.
87292, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,"Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?"
87293, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Joey,"All right now, memorize it.  You got it?"
87294, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Hi! I’m so glad you’re here, but it’s gonna be a while. I-I wished you’d called first."
87295, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Monica,"Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?"
87296, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, WHAT?
87297, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Phoebe,Does it look like an ashtray?
87298, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class."
87299, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,"So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t mean he’s great in bed."
87300, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Good.
87301, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there again, only now they’re not talking to each other, Phoebe is loudly stirring her coffee,",7,Phoebe,"And y’know, even if they break up again, you’d better not let him in your sad men’s club!"
87302, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,"Oh no, she’s still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her."
87303, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
87304, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, Joey, that’s actually a really good idea!"
87305, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Joey,It’s the Knicks!
87306, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Monica,"Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough."
87307, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Phoebe,"Well, then tell him to stop staring!"
87308, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,"Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways."
87309, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to.  He just happened to call."
87310, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Joey,"Nah, you’re not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney."
87311, Outside Ross and Rachel�s,,9,Ross,"I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y�you know, everything is gonna be fine. The baby�s sleeping."
87312, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"She doesn’t know she was fired yet, does she?"
87313, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,If anything should happen to him…
87314, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,"Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?"
87315, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
87316, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy."
87317, The smoker's balcony," Rachel is out to join Kim and Nancy,",5,Rachel,"Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?  Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?"
87318, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Phoebe,Now?
87319, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,"Hey, cheer up! You’re gonna see her again, right?"
87320, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,"What?! Ross y'know this isn’t even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if you’re right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?"
87321, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Alright, now you say something."
87322, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Chandler,"Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop."
87323, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Joey,"Yeah, you too."
87324, Hotel's reception,,9,Ross,"No, but I want...I want the pinecones!"
87325, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,"I wanna get out of the room! Y'know, I…I really miss downstairs."
87326, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbi  What's ah, what's my boy doing with a Barbi?"
87327, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Rachel,"Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I don’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! "
87328, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off."
87329, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,How are you holding up?
87330, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross,"Look, I was nervous! You guys had me all worried I was going to be boring! I got up there and they were all like staring at me. I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out."
87331, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. "
87332, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Okay. 
87333, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Monica,What were we thinking?
87334, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"All right, you know what? I am not leaving here, until you call that plane back!! "
87335, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Oh! What's the matter? Are you scared? You're afraid I'm a better singer? You're afraid I'm gonna beat you at singing?
87336, Carol's OB/GYN," Carol is waiting,",1,Ross,"Okay, that's great.  No, I'm- Oh. "
87337, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey, Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
87338, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Chandler,Fine with me.
87339, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is entering looking for Joey, but instead he finds Paul and Rachel making out on the couch,",6,Rachel,I was just getting him to like you.
87340, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Yeah.
87341, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,"Myyy mother, ladies and gentlemen."
87342, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Rachel,You guys are really right…there aren’t you?
87343, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,But what does that gonna do...
87344, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,"Why, why would you open it?"
87345, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!"
87346, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and they’re all talking,",7,Rachel,Wh—
87347, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,Oops.
87348, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"That’s funny, this conversation’s how I got the bullet hole in my head."
87349, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr, Drake Remoray,",6,Joey," Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting."
87350, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,That counts!
87351, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"""Where’d you grow up,"" it’s so simple!"
87352, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Well, where’s the logic in that?!"
87353, ATM vestibule,,1,Chandler,"Good save! We're back on track, and I'm...  ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking."
87354, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica, What?!
87355, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,
87356, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!"
87357, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Oh come on, I already went."
87358, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Phoebe,But if...
87359, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,"No, no!"
87360, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Phoebe,"All right. Although I don’t think we need one, I never stopped loving you."
87361, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Noo! Nothing!
87362, The Philly," With or Without You is playing,  I like this song.",3,Ross,
87363, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Chandler,"I don’t see any uh, cabs. Maybe we should just walk?"
87364, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Joey,Fake? Excuse me? Hello? 
87365, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica,It’s coming from the living room.
87366, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,"Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him."
87367, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Ross,Oh wait—hold it! But then I started thinking and I stopped the kissing.
87368, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?"
87369, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,Did you ever feed him a poison capsule that made him bleed from the eyes?
87370, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Joey,What party?
87371, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,—My hand is messed up.
87372, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne,",3,Monica,"Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt."
87373, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Rachel,Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
87374, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones."
87375, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,No-no-no-no-no we came together!
87376, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,I’ll look forward to your call. 
87377, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering,",7,Monica,"No, I’m wearing a wedding dress."
87378, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,Very bad.
87379, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross," Oh, sorry."
87380, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?"
87381, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Joey,"Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane."
87382, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Rachel,You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
87383, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"Well, can’t you at least stall her a little? I’ll-I’ll go back to some of the places I went last night."
87384, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Phoebe,That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
87385, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Phoebe,"Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isn’t here!"
87386, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
87387, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go  from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!"
87388, The Hallway between the Apartments," Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel, As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…",6,Ross,DANGER!!! DANGER!!!!!
87389, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel,Ross gave it to me.
87390, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Phoebe,That is so smart!  Break it off. Break it off now.
87391, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,That is so sweet! 
87392, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Ross,Thread!
87393, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey,What? I get my own room?
87394, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,"It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand."
87395, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I can see where I’d be your best shot but, no. I’m sorry, but I think it’s twisted."
87396, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles…"
87397, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Because I know that you think the lottery is ""boohaki"" but we're all here and gonna watch the numbers and have fun. And you're my brother, and I want you to be a part of this."
87398, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Rachel,"Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?"
87399, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions.
87400, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Rachel, Nice! One and a half carat easy.
87401, Iridium," Monica and Paula are working,",1,Monica,"No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about."
87402, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Oh, she's putting Emma down, she'll be over in a second."
87403, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,Why won’t you let me massage you?
87404, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese,",1,Rachel,"Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I should be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them."
87405, Joey's apartment,"  Yeah, his name is Pat.",6,Joey,
87406, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,Did that movie ever get made?
87407, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,What?!
87408, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.
87409, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I.  have a little surprise for you."
87410, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Monica,What? I-I said you had a-
87411, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Phoebe,Gosh. I’m not gonna let that man make you eat your baby.  Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.
87412, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, this has happened before."
87413, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,What? Oh my God! I’m gonna miss you so much! 
87414, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Phoebe,"There he goes, your fianc�e."
87415, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Why not?
87416, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric."
87417, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey, Lean-lean-lean!
87418, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,"Hey, how'd the interview go?"
87419, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I’m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?"
87420, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!"
87421, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler,Couldn't be more out. 
87422, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters,",3,Monica,"Yeah, right."
87423, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Rachel,"No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry."
87424, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you  Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!"
87425, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,"And well, we probably shouldn’t see each other anymore. I’m sorry."
87426, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,Now imagine you live at the supermarket.
87427, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Joey,Seriously?
87428, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Phoebe,Oh my god.  How many of those have you had?
87429, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"No, sweetie, I-I trust you."
87430, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,"Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad."
87431, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,You don't drink.
87432, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler,Wow! That ripped! That ripped real nice!
87433, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Nope.
87434, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,"Okay! So, we’ll just stay married."
87435, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Chandler, F-hah.... flennin....
87436, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Oo, toes!! Well, for some people. "
87437, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little."
87438, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Monica," Okay, it’s ready. Come on."
87439, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,You didn’t get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
87440, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey, Eva Trorro... womba...
87441, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey, What party?
87442, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,Oh.. a little..
87443, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Monica,It’s like two miles!
87444, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Chandler,Pheebs! We have to take you to the hospital now!
87445, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,"Look, if you’d had two failed marriages, you’d understand!"
87446, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
87447, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,"Um, Pennsylvania Dutch."
87448, Central Perk," Joey is going up to the counter,",6,Joey,"No! No, I quit a long time ago.  Did I forget to you that one? I’m sorry."
87449, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel, How...how...?
87450, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Chandler,Okay. Thanks.
87451, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,What's going on?
87452, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Chandler,"All right look, I think it’s time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane."
87453, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, I’m never gonna get massaged again!"
87454, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
87455, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey, Hello?
87456, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Monica,"See? That’s what I mean. I mean that, that’s great! But I wouldn’t trade in what I have for that. I mean I’m gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and that’s what makes me happy.  Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is don’t you think?"
87457, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross, Hi.
87458, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Rachel,"Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right?  You freak."
87459, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Rachel,I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
87460, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey,Yeah.
87461, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Chandler,Okay.
87462, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Ross," Oh, you’re nice to her."
87463, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing her holiday song,",4,Phoebe," ""Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap."
87464, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Chandler,I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
87465, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, I'm gonna go too!"
87466, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight."
87467, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, well, don’t expect that to happen anytime soon!"
87468, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,Oooooh…
87469, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of."
87470, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
87471, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,"No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your  adult film class."
87472, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors.
87473, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,Can you believe this?  We were waiting for a hot guy and then an even hotter one shows up!
87474, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey,Stupid Gap on every corner!
87475, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Monica,"You guys, I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker. Could you pick them up for me?"
87476, Dr," Burke’s office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives,",4,Monica,"Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now."
87477, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,I can't believe Chandler is missing this!
87478, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
87479, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs, Phoebe is reading hers,",5,Monica,"Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count."
87480, Ross’s Classroom," he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see him,",7,Ross,And why exactly would I do that? 
87481, The Mr," Bowmont , she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros, lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots, Rachel and Joey are on board,",7,Joey,"Uhh, rub it?"
87482, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,But what?
87483, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,"Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now."
87484, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Hey, hello! mmwa!  I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna."
87485, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?"
87486, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?"
87487, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,I understand.
87488, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"So what’s really neat. If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer."
87489, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch,",1,Monica,Ok...ay.
87490, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"Tell me it's ""you and me"" we."
87491, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,By me?
87492, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings,",10,Monica,"Hello...? Oh hi... Oh my God...! Really...? I can't wait to tell Chandler... Ok, goodbye. "
87493, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,You bet your ass I’m gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!!  All right! Anybody else got a problem? How ‘bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
87494, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,Oh.
87495, At the tanning salon, Ross and a male assistant are walking through a hall,10,Ross,"Well, I have a PhD, so... "
87496, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, bye-bye! "
87497, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Monica,What?
87498, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross,It went great! And I didn’t need any jokes or naked chicks either!
87499, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Rachel, what the hell is this?!"
87500, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Chandler,Ohhh!!
87501, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Joey,"Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?"
87502, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler and Joey are walking up the stairs,",10,Chandler,"I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had."
87503, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Chandler,"No, no, no."
87504, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Come on man, you’re not a potato."
87505, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,What?!
87506, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,And yet I never run into Beyonce!
87507, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs..."
87508, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Okay.
87509, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know."
87510, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Ross,I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
87511, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe,
87512, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,Yeah that’s right.
87513, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Wow, what?"
87514, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica, What are you doing here?
87515, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,"Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step."
87516, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, just some good faith money to hold the date."
87517, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Monica,"Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. "
87518, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,Five.
87519, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,Hi.
87520, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,A couple hours.
87521, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Monica,Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
87522, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, then you don’t know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if I’m wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive."
87523, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,I think it's insane.
87524, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica, Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?
87525, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Well, it just seems that…"
87526, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,How did you? How? How?
87527, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,Hey!
87528, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,"Come on, I don't know what else to do."
87529, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Hi.
87530, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Joey!  Wow, you didn’t rip off any buttons."
87531, The Baby Furniture Store," Ross and Rachel are checking out,",8,Rachel,"Oh. Oh yeah, don’t get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like he’s a doctor, but he’s not."
87532, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,Two.
87533, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Ok.
87534, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Chandler,"Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... ..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?"
87535, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is about to debut Hotel Monica  to Phoebe and Rachel,",6,Rachel,I have.
87536, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,You are married though.
87537, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,I don’t see it!
87538, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel, Y’know Bob in Human Resources…
87539, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Ohh! It’s so nice to meet you.  Hello.
87540, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,"So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?"
87541, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,May I come in?
87542, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,Ow!!
87543, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe,You didn’t say Boutros Boutros Gali.
87544, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," everyone except Ross is decorating the tree,",6,Chandler,See now it feels like Christmas!
87545, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Ross,She looks so small.
87546, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Phoebe,I am definitely gonna watch that!
87547, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Was that story over?
87548, Rachel’s office," Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date, He is telling her about her mascara problem, Rachel is already there,",3,Chandler,So take care.
87549, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Monica,Really? Who’s number two?
87550, Chandler's Office," Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters,",1,Chandler,So how's it going there in Financial Services?
87551, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Rachel,"You mean, you mean 30 days?"
87552, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Monica, I’m engaged!!!!!! I’m engaged!!!!
87553, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Hey Phoebe. Hey, tell me what you think. All right. The house next door to the one that we're buying in Westchester? Just went on the market. I wanna take a look at it, but Chandler doesn't."
87554, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,I’m not paying for half of that! I’m only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
87555, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler,Monica! Wait!
87556, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,
87557, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey," Yeah, okay but look, buy uh—Hey-hey, y’know, y’know who else I like? You! And it-it doesn’t get said enough. I like you Ross."
87558, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,I’m so sorry you’re sick.
87559, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh wait, my grandmother's dead."
87560, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Chandler,"I am, I’m ignoring you."
87561, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"This is so bizarre. I guess it kinda makes sense though, y’know she had such a terrible childhood."
87562, Ross and Emily’s room," the next morning, Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monica’s lap and his feet on Chandler’s lap, Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed,",5,Ross,"Wait, well wh-wh-wh-where is she?"
87563, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Chandler,"Ok, ok, here we go."
87564, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out."
87565, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,"Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!"
87566, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball."
87567, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Ross,You know what? That is a very good idea. I'm gonna go make a pitcher of Margaritas.
87568, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey," So, er... how did it go with Celia?"
87569, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared."
87570, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Ross,Yeah. So…
87571, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Hi
87572, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Oh. Ha-ha-ha. All right, anyway…"
87573, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, except your breasts look kinda small. "
87574, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,"Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?"
87575, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Ross,"Hey, what’s this?!"
87576, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"He is sweet. He’s too sweet. He calls me all the time.  ""So did-did you get home from work okay?"" ""Did-did you get out of the shower okay?"""
87577, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Monica,Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!
87578, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"Okay Ben, Santa has to go. Say good-bye!"
87579, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel, It’s gotta be rough.
87580, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,Now what is Fabutec?
87581, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Ross,"Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven’t seen that since the forth grade!"
87582, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Joey,"Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, you’re not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!"
87583, Monica and Rachel's," tiem lapse,  Everyone but Joey and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, somebody will."
87584, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
87585, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Rachel,Chandler! You’re smoking? What are you doing?!
87586, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,"Oh, come on Ross..."
87587, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"I know, I'm sorry, please forgive me. I don't know what to say…"
87588, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A date?
87589, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel," Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?"
87590, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Hi!
87591, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,Ethan called again.
87592, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,What is it?
87593, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Hey, I know I what I want!"
87594, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang,",4,Joey,"Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. ‘Cause you already told her you love her and she didn’t say it back, then she called you and told you that there’s another guy, so yeah, go to London that’ll scare her!"
87595, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,No.
87596, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Rachel,"Oh, hi! How are you doing?"
87597, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,What the hell was that?!
87598, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,I don’t know what I’m going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
87599, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Alright, I want my monkey."
87600, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
87601, doctor's waiting room,,9,Monica,This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to! 
87602, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,"Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!"
87603, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,Because I’m going to kill him
87604, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Phoebe,"From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a... while...'"
87605, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross, Hey guys!
87606, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Hey!
87607, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica, Is Joey here?
87608, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler,"Yes, how's this They're so uncomfortable it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet!"
87609, The Rehearsal dinner hall," Ross is at the Walthams’ table discussing the bill,",4,Ross,"I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face."
87610, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Pheebs is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
87611, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,Oh.
87612, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,"I know. I’m sorry. Look, I’ll make a deal with you all right? Okay?"
87613, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Rachel,"Well, then can we meet him?"
87614, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,"Well, I’ve been up since six. Thanks to somebody’s dumb-ass rooster."
87615, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,"Well, then it looks like somebody is gonna have to give back somebody his cushions."
87616, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"I’m a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician."
87617, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Ross,"Oh what are you kidding? She’s gorgeous, it’s all Rachel."
87618, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,"Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?"
87619, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Ross,"Hi! Yeah! Tommy’s in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think he’s gonna snap. "
87620, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Chandler,"Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this."
87621, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
87622, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Monica," Hey, guys. I’m here to pick out my Christmas tree."
87623, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Come on that’s not fair! I mean you haven’t even heard me play!
87624, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Joey,How could you lose him?
87625, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Actually, we already found a house we love."
87626, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Chandler,No.
87627, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe’s mom remind anyone of a cat?"
87628, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Have you seen Monica?
87629, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Chandler, It was a car backfire!
87630, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,What?
87631, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica,"Oh, what’d ya bring me?!  Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?"
87632, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross, Hey.
87633, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Joey,Probably.
87634, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced."
87635, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Monica,"Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju—"
87636, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Rachel,What did you just say?
87637, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Too long! Oh my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long! Listen, listen, we can't say anything about this to anybody, they're so weird about that! Listen… "
87638, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'know—Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?"
87639, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Monica,"Yes, it's twins!"
87640, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey, You're ready?
87641, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Phoebe,What stuff?
87642, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rach, did you make your money?"
87643, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,Yeah.
87644, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Chandler,It was the ring!
87645, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,Ross?  Can we just close the door?
87646, Outside Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you."
87647, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,"Well, we have gotta find out if he’s alive."
87648, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, and you don’t mind if I call, because you only want good things for me."
87649, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel, I really think you need to go now.
87650, Ross's Apartment," Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch,",8,Ross,Y’know this is actually not a great time for me.
87651, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe," Because I’m normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present."
87652, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Hey!
87653, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!"
87654, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Oh!
87655, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Yes! That’s where we realized we were both super cool people!
87656, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,I think I hear curtains closing...
87657, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Ross,"No, no, we will. We just won’t tell her she messed up."
87658, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,Hey!
87659, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Monica,Wait! Wait! Wait! You can’t start today! Today’s the rehearsal dinner!
87660, Monica and Rachel's," The entire gang is there,",3,Phoebe,"God, I hope they kick his ass!"
87661, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Joey,"Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here."
87662, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,Hi!
87663, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,"Or! You can just, y’know… "
87664, The Porsche," Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car,",6,Joey,"Yeah, she tops out at 130."
87665, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Well, she wore it all Christmas day, and then uh…"
87666, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun.
87667, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,Nothing! I swear to God I didn’t know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didn’t believe in soul mates. So…
87668, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?"
87669, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,"Uhh, Monica?"
87670, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"No, I just think Monica was that fat."
87671, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations,",4,Rachel,What’s this? Is this Ross’s wedding invitation?
87672, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is writing letters as Rachel enters,",3,Monica,Oh my God!
87673, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Well look, you don’t really like the one from uptown and you’re too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you’re done!"
87674, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Joey, I shoulda never walked into that Sunglass Hut!
87675, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,"All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in."
87676, A Janitorial Closet," Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly,",8,Chandler,"And if not, we got to do it on a bucket."
87677, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,Damnit! I'll put a candle on the cake.
87678, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.
87679, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,I just wanna check something.
87680, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Thank you.
87681, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, sure?"
87682, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,No!
87683, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
87684, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Rachel,"Hi! Sorry- sorry we're late, we, uh, kinda just, y'know, lost track of time."
87685, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,Hi!
87686, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Ross,Wow! I didn’t know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
87687, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Monica,"And Dad, y’know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboys! Ross did!"
87688, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,What?!
87689, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe, Thank you.
87690, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Chandler,"Great, a faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless ."
87691, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,Gimme the this!
87692, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,Okay.
87693, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Rachel,"No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this."
87694, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,"Both it is, thank you."
87695, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"Oh well, that makes it not terrible."
87696, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,I don’t know how to lead.
87697, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,No!
87698, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.
87699, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,Nooo! Why would you think that?
87700, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Yeah, sure, spread some of that on there."
87701, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Phoebe,"Okay.  Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant?"
87702, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,Umm… I’m never gonna getting married!
87703, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"All right, all right, all right. "
87704, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. "
87705, Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room,9,Rachel, Alright! Enough out of you!
87706, Carol and Susan’s," Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan,",3,Phoebe," Ross, thank God."
87707, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Chandler,What? Are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
87708, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Monica are still going on about the house,",7,Ross,"I can’t believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some stranger’s gonna be living in my room."
87709, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Ross,It's not the best!
87710, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Monica,I made them!
87711, Joshua’s parents’ apartment," continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,Yes!
87712, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
87713, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Chandler,Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
87714, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility,",7,Monica,"Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?"
87715, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,"Hey, will you grab me a cruller?  Sit down! Will you go to the hospital?!"
87716, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,How?! How do you know?
87717, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Oh okay. Umm, all right.  Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?"
87718, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Thank you!
87719, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Yeah?
87720, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
87721, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Name?  I know Ross but what’s it short for? You know like, like Rossel or Rosstepher."
87722, The Moondance Diner," Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates,",3,Monica, Regular or decaf?
87723, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,How was your date with Joey?
87724, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,Jeez!
87725, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Oh, c'mon, Luisa!"
87726, Chandler and Joey's,,3,Joey,Okay. I'm in.
87727, Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant,,10,Phoebe,Uh-huh! 
87728, The Geller’s Garage," Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross,",7,Monica, What?!
87729, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Damn it!
87730, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,"Sure. Sure. Look I don’t, I don’t know if your plans are finalized yet, but umm, hey I-I know another great way to blow off steam."
87731, Phoebe's apartment," David is still there, Mike closes the door,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, well... guys?"
87732, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,"I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. "
87733, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Well that’s only two days away. What is the other option?
87734, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"That’s right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, we’re dating. And you may frown upon that, but we’re not gonna hide it anymore."
87735, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Your parents’?
87736, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,"Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing. And it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree class. Why, is that okay?"
87737, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,Hello. I need to get on the 11 o'clock flight.
87738, Phoebe’s," Frank is melting a plastic spoon,",3,Phoebe,So is it like art?
87739, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,"Hey, where's Rachel?"
87740, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,"Ah... Well, obviously I think so too."
87741, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey, Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
87742, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,Yeah.
87743, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Yeah... we really need to talk to Ross...
87744, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!"
87745, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,That’s....
87746, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel,I do love you.
87747, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, they're just talking..."
87748, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters,",7,Phoebe,Hey sweetie!
87749, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,I’m in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
87750, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Hey Mon, let’s give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable."
87751, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,Yeah?
87752, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Monica,You stole them from me!
87753, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OK—if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble."
87754, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe, You know her?!
87755, A curbside newsstand," Phoebe is whistling and walking up to it wearing her fur coat, She stops and starts to look through a magazine and notices a squirrel on a nearby tree chirping at her,",5,Phoebe, Are you happy now? I'm cold!
87756, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife."
87757, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard."
87758, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,"Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean."
87759, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Long story, honey."
87760, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, it's sympathy pains. Ohh, that's so sweet!"
87761, Joey's room," he is recovering from his birth,",5,Joey,Oh my God.
87762, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Chandler, He’s the headliner of a gay burlesque show.
87763, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Joey,...I'm his 
87764, Monica and Chandler's," Mr, Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandler’s apartment,",8,Joey,So it’s noticeable huh?
87765, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,Yeah.
87766, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… "
87767, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"yeah oh my god, I'm so moved."
87768, The Philly,,3,Joey,"Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny."
87769, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Rachel,"I’m sorry, I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. "
87770, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Ahh.  Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?"
87771, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe,Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.
87772, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Rachel,"Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just can’t pretend that didn’t happen can I?"
87773, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Didn’t she walk with a cane?
87774, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"Take thee, Rachel... Emily."
87775, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
87776, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?!
87777, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, that's when if you get the babies out by the end of the month, they give you 2% financing."
87778, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,No it’s not!
87779, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are arguing,",4,Rachel,No.  A break from us.
87780, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Monica,"No I didn't. I asked, ""got the ke-eys?"""
87781, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Okay Buckwheat!
87782, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,What’s wrong Phoebe?
87783, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, I’d tell her off."
87784, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"Joey told me, he saw you two kissing."
87785, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Ross,"Four letters ""Circle or hoop""."
87786, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Chandler,"I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?"
87787, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,"Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel."
87788, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I’m interested in them."
87789, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
87790, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"Oh, would you say this was the most upset you could be?"
87791, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,"Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?"
87792, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,No. No. But I’ll go see a normal person movie with ya.
87793, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,For how long?
87794, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Joey,Aww.  Ohh!
87795, Ross�,,9,Ross,Who am I?
87796, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Phoebe,Where's Chandler?
87797, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,"Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you."
87798, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
87799, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,What-what do you mean?
87800, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"They sent me home from work. They were like, ""Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby."" Well y’know what? Screw ‘em! If they don’t want me there, I’ll just hang out with you guys."
87801, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Rachel,"I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday."
87802, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,"Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad."
87803, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Sure!  God, please take those off!"
87804, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,"Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!!  I love you, Monica."
87805, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Chandler,"Tell her, I'm allergic, and I will sue!"
87806, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Monica,"No, you cannot."
87807, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Monica,"What? Why, why would..."
87808, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Joey,"Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I don’t want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll probably start with that laser eye surgery too."
87809, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Ross, wants a pajmena?"
87810, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,"Oh no, Rach, no no, you know you’re never supposed to wake a sleeping baby."
87811, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"I know! I know, I’m so sorry for you!"
87812, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,How long since you’ve seen a girl naked?
87813, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?"
87814, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Rachel,"Umm, Chandler, you do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head."
87815, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.
87816, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,Hey!
87817, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Phoebe,"Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine."
87818, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job."
87819, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Ross,"You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her..."
87820, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Chandler,"99...100! Ready or not, here I come!  All right, let's go over the concept one more time."
87821, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Rachel,I’m not?
87822, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time."
87823, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Monica,Didn’t it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
87824, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,Hi!
87825, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Chandler,Hmm.
87826, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!"
87827, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Joey,No.
87828, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe, Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
87829, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Phoebe," Oh, hey!"
87830, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Ross,"Y’know what? I-I-I… I-I have had enough of this! Y’know, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if you’ve got a problem with me, frankly…"
87831, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,"Ah, I don’t know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me, because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me."
87832, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"So, what? Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?"
87833, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Chandler,All my energy is going into not asking that question. I can’t believe I screwed this up!
87834, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,Thanks. Did you stay here all night?
87835, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,I don't know.
87836, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross, Hey! Sorry I kept you waiting so long.
87837, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Rachel,"Nah, I don't really want her to see."
87838, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there, Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman,",1,Monica,"But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do."
87839, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,I wasn't. Let's get going!
87840, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Monica,I don't know.
87841, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you wanna be now. It's exciting.
87842, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,Hey Mon!
87843, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica,"Chandler! I have to tell you, you smell so smokey I have to get up. I'm not kidding. "
87844, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.
87845, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters."
87846, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,....Are we still talking about sex?
87847, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,"Well, I have kissed over four women.  Do you wanna get under the covers?"
87848, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, you almost overreacted to something."
87849, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,He’s really picky about his patients.
87850, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross, So we should probably get going soon.
87851, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four, The waiter is pouring water in their glasses,",9,Joey,We've been stood up.  And we want our free crab cakes.
87852, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,Here goes...
87853, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Monica,Joey!
87854, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,Eh?
87855, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Phoebe," Well, do you think I should propose?"
87856, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Phoebe,Ok!
87857, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No.
87858, The Reception," Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned,",8,Ross,"Oh, thank you."
87859, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Oh Pheebs, is that a new ankle bracelet?"
87860, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"You don’t have to do that, Ross and Joey aren’t here, you can watch the parade if you want."
87861, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Oh-ho, come here.  Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known in real life."
87862, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Ross,Uh-hmm.
87863, The Banquet Room," Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"No-no-no, I’m saying we-we buy more of this  at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody else’s faces."
87864, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,"No, 19."
87865, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
87866, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, yeah, I'd like to go out with you officer…"
87867, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,Lusts of the flesh.
87868, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?"
87869, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,See? This is exactly why I’m making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
87870, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Ross,"Oh, no, no, no, it’s-it’s not the lecture ah, I mind, umm...."
87871, Outside Room 816," Joey is briefing Phoebe on Cliff,",8,Phoebe,Oh. Ah-uh.
87872, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?"
87873, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,He’s got this thing. And I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...
87874, Nana's house," Ross, Mrs, Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes,",1,Ross,Here's my retainer!
87875, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
87876, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,"Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that...  what happens to cranberry sauce?"
87877, Boarding the plane,,10,Rachel,Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.
87878, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,"Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says ""duty free""."
87879, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Chandler,Bad London! 
87880, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,Fine ... mediocre porn
87881, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"Oh, y’know, would you just for once, not remember every…little…thing!! "
87882, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Rachel,"Oh, wait Joey! We fought the Nazis in World War II, not World War I."
87883, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Chandler,"That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I�m not gonna do this. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be conceived?"
87884, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ohh, that’s a good one."
87885, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend, He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away,",5,Monica,300 dollars?!
87886, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"You do, huh?"
87887, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Joey,Like this. 
87888, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, you didn’t see the Post?"
87889, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Joey," Oh. What’s, what’s going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dad’s heart? Is that a sandwich?"
87890, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Rachel,Ok.
87891, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross, OH NO!
87892, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,"Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets."
87893, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Phoebe,Yeah
87894, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Joey,"Hey! A dog! Hi! Who, you got to admit, looks a lot like Jane."
87895, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Joey, I can’t do that!"
87896, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,Okay.  I'll miss you.
87897, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Ok! 
87898, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow morning, before we leave, I'm going to the salon."
87899, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as enter except Joey enter,",1,Monica,"You guys, I am not that bad!"
87900, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,Picturing that tree?
87901, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Monica,Joey!!
87902, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Hey!
87903, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Joey,Here.  Now I only owe you $49.50.
87904, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,"No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay? ‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday."
87905, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!
87906, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler," Thanks Joey, that's a good idea."
87907, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice."
87908, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,You betcha!
87909, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,That was one good minute!
87910, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Joey,"Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! ""Do you want soup or salad?"" Both! Always order both!"
87911, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Phoebe,Since when are you into swing music?
87912, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"Phoebe, it’s okay. I like living with Joey."
87913, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Okay, so, I'm in Las Vegas... I'm Liza Minelli-"
87914, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Phoebe," Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!"
87915, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,
87916, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,"No, no I don’t want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that I’m not mad at you and…and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. "
87917, Monica and Chandler's room," Monica and Chandler are in bed,",9,Rachel,Nooo!
87918, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is reading the newspaper as the phone rings, He let’s the machine answer it,",6,Chandler, Yeah we are.
87919, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Rachel,"Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!"
87920, The Bings� bedroom," Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already,",9,Monica,Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
87921, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,What'd you say?
87922, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,Hm-hmm!
87923, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, okay."
87924, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Ross,Yeah.
87925, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe," Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?"
87926, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Ross,"Oh! Got ‘em right here,  check!"
87927, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica, They'r alright.
87928, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,"You see, if we’d gone around them like I said, we—She would’ve given us those tickets. Damnit!"
87929, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does."
87930, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Joey,Okay. 
87931, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"No not okay, you can’t look for Monica’s presents!"
87932, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,Nope! 
87933, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,No!
87934, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!"
87935, Piano bar,,9,Phoebe,"Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyone"
87936, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, yeah! Today's."
87937, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,What?
87938, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, I locked him years ago!"
87939, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Monica,"Okay, I got that. I’ll escape over there. I’ll come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. It’s got—Right— Well, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you?"
87940, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,No..!
87941, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson.  Alright babe, deal the cards."
87942, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross," ""...and I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll""!"
87943, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us."
87944, A restaurant," Rachel enters,",10,Rachel,"Okay. Oh, yeah...  Oh he's cute!"
87945, Hotel's reception,,9,Chandler,There's a forest right outside.
87946, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,‘Kay.
87947, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,"Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps?  Aunt Margaret's pants size?"
87948, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex."
87949, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,"No, not a problem."
87950, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"Joey, how do you make that dirty?"
87951, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,He’s breathing!
87952, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Hey!
87953, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,I'm not fine. Here she comes.
87954, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay, y’know maybe I should come back… "
87955, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Yeah! All right! You go first.
87956, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Joey,Because they wanted me to audition!
87957, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Chandler,"Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is."
87958, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,"No, one man for the rest of my life? I don’t know if I can do it! This means I’ll never get to sleep with Joey!"
87959, Pediatrician's office,,9,Ross,You even have to ask?!  He is alive!
87960, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,"Cookie, now you can punch him!"
87961, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
87962, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler, Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.
87963, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Chandler Bing.
87964, Ross's apartment,,10,Chandler,"No, I just had to get a picture of this."
87965, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"It’s not funny, this is actually my job."
87966, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Joey,"Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal."
87967, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend."
87968, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,Yeah!
87969, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,Bye hon.
87970, Monica’s," Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Noo!! You don’t have a boyfriend because....I don’t, I don’t know why you don’t have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend."
87971, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is showing off the entertainment center,",4,Joey,"This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man."
87972, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,Oh my God! I’m gonna have to find another minister.
87973, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, do you want to go see a movie after dinner tonight?"
87974, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler," It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us."
87975, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"All right. Hey Rach, while you're in there, throw something on Alicia Mae."
87976, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Oh please, he didn’t hear it! He didn’t hear it!!"
87977, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,"Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math."
87978, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,"Uh, what was that?"
87979, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"Nono, just you."
87980, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Phoebe,Hey.
87981, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me.  There you go."
87982, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe," Right, and it’s me."
87983, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
87984, The Ultimate Fighting Championship," Ross and Monica are there watching Pete,",3,Ross, Hey!
87985, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Ross,What?
87986, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,I don’t know why you just don’t say left.
87987, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler,
87988, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Chandler,I wasn't staring. I was leering.
87989, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler," Oh my God that’s it, that’s the ring! How much is it?"
87990, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Weekend at Bernie’s.
87991, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,I can't believe you did this.
87992, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!"
87993, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I think that'd be best... So, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna take off..."
87994, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news."
87995, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Chandler,"Oh-ho, yeah!"
87996, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.
87997, Ross',,9,Rachel,OK.
87998, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Yeah, you too. Man, so-so what are you up to?"
87999, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,Then why would you say that?!
88000, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
88001, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Rachel,I can’t! It’s too late! Terry already hired that girl over there.  swans.
88002, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross," Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?"
88003, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,"Yeah!  If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you."
88004, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do."
88005, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Chandler,"Great. It was great. She’s ah, she’s great, great looking, great personality, she’s greatness."
88006, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,Your sunglasses?!
88007, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel,"Well, I usually go... play Tetris on somebody else's computer."
88008, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Chandler,What’s the matter honey?
88009, The library’s Paleontology section," Ross is on patrol and stops a security guard through the stack of books,",7,Ross,"—Okay, see you later."
88010, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,Hey.
88011, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler," ""The Firm""?"
88012, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Monica,Phoebe! Come on I’m serious! I just got to talk to him about all this.
88013, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"No, the baby’s out! Look, look!"
88014, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Chandler,"You don’t owe me anything, I don’t want you money…"
88015, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,"Okay, okay, I'll go first."
88016, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Baywatch with the baby chick, He’s on one leather chair, the chick is on the other, It’s watching Yasmine Bleeth run and is chirping,",3,Chandler,Hey!
88017, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Monica,I'm sorry too.
88018, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,Yeah.
88019, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again."
88020, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean that’s-that’s when I really found my sound."
88021, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Merry Christmas, you guys!"
88022, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,What is he doing here?!
88023, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,"Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings."
88024, Joey's apartment,"  God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment…",6,Rachel,
88025, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,"Thanks to a little something called ""Helvetica Bold 24 point""!"
88026, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Joey,"Wow, Pheebs! That sounds great!"
88027, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Phoebe," ‘Hey! You’re not dead! Okay, see ya!’"
88028, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Dr, Long is checking on Rachel again,",8,Rachel,Oh come on!!
88029, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Joey,And I got them a book on Karma Sutra for the elderly.
88030, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,Yeah. 
88031, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them."
88032, Rachel’s Room," she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters,",9,Joey,"Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya."
88033, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel,No I wasn’t! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
88034, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one is lucky..."
88035, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,"Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little."
88036, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Ross,"You are not putting that on again! Marcel, OK—if you press that button, you are in very, very big trouble."
88037, Joey and Rachel's," Dina and Rachel are reading pregnancy books, Dina Pregnancy for Dummies and Rachel something else,",8,Rachel,Heyyyyy! Contraceptives are not always effective!  Right?
88038, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,It’s true?!!
88039, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism."
88040, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"....and 12, 22, 18, four...  What?"
88041, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Oh, we're not doing that. Okay…"
88042, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Phoebe,WHAT!
88043, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Ross,"Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now."
88044, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,Oh that’s so sweet.
88045, Rachel and Monica's," Monica is entering from the bathroom,",3,Monica,It's some of Richard's hair!  What do I do with this?
88046, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,Am I?!
88047, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Rachel,"Okay, don’t listen to him. Please?"
88048, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,Yes.
88049, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,"Well, actually Gunther sent me. You’re not allowed to have cups out here, it’s a thing. "
88050, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"Y'know, I think they have those at that British pub near the trade center."
88051, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Ross, Hey!
88052, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Monica,I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends…
88053, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,What are you shushing?
88054, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch,",10,Rachel,Excellent!
88055, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,"Ooh, Phoebe’s here! Okay, let’s turn out all the lights and we’ll just watch the movie!"
88056, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is."
88057, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Rachel,Oh but look! That’s gonna leave a stain!
88058, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,"I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy."
88059, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe," Oh, hey, you guys!"
88060, Mike's place," Phoebe is on the phone,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, not a fan of the tough love."
88061, Danny's apartment," there's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Rachel,"Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of…"
88062, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler," I’m still on London time, does that count?"
88063, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, you could also give back the money you owe me."
88064, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,Am I going to let you watch me undress?
88065, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,"Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out. "
88066, An Empty Hospital Room," Chandler and Monica enter,",8,Chandler,Okay. 
88067, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica,"Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn’t cry. She wasn’t angry or sad. "
88068, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Chandler,"What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep."
88069, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?
88070, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,Original or crappy?
88071, In the store, Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms,9,Rachel, I try...
88072, Central Perk," Monica is getting coffee as Phoebe enters,",8,Monica," All right, but if-if he lights someone else on fire he is out of there!"
88073, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that I’m not allowed to charge for."
88074, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, I’m a doctor, and I had a monkey. I’m Doctor Monkey!"
88075, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Phoebe,I think on some levels she already knows.
88076, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Well then I think that’s it.
88077, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross,"What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on."
88078, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,"Some people have been saying its y’know little drops of heaven, but whatever."
88079, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Monica,
88080, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Rachel,Hi!
88081, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
88082, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Chandler," Yah, I think I broke my hip."
88083, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?
88084, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Ross,Was your basket on top?
88085, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah. Right. So now, are—do you, do you still do music?"
88086, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Chandler,"All right, rock on. "
88087, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,"Pass the cheese, please."
88088, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,Okay.  Let's get this bad boy on the road.
88089, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,"Uh, we're gonna be great."
88090, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Ross,"Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!"
88091, Central Perk," the gang is all there,",2,Chandler,"Hey, sweetums."
88092, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Sometimes just nodding is ok.  Uhm, so but anyway, listen, not marrying Barry was the best decision that I ever, ever made. Honey, you deserve true love. Your soulmate is out there, somewhere. Someone that is your age, that is smart, that is fun and that you care about!"
88093, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?"
88094, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nice fella."
88095, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,"Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime."
88096, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,It's really gone?
88097, Rachel’s office," Phoebe hands Rachel a key card,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, I mean, you do know he’s married?"
88098, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Oh my God.
88099, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,Yeah. Why?
88100, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," they’re cuddling,",7,Chandler,Do you wanna?
88101, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,Please don’t say naked chicks.
88102, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,"Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?"
88103, Central Perk," the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom,",4,Phoebe,I haven’t really had any yet.
88104, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar."
88105, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one?  She was a big girl.
88106, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Okay, well you put down the toilet seat."
88107, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Ross,"So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?"
88108, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Hi.
88109, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,Thanks!
88110, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Ross, Not two years in a row.
88111, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group,",1,Monica,"Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!"
88112, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Great! Now, the score is 7 to almost 7."
88113, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Ross,"And that’s funny, why?"
88114, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,Ok.
88115, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Yeah! But I don’t know what he looks like!
88116, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Monica,"Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy."
88117, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game."
88118, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic..."
88119, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Joey,"What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here."
88120, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!"
88121, Chandler and Joey's,"  $1,500?",6,Chandler,
88122, Central Perk," later,",3,Chandler," All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I’d like know whether that’s several big fish or just one big fish."
88123, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"I’m really, really not."
88124, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,"Oh, I don't know, a million?"
88125, Ross's bedroom," Rachel is putting on her shoes as Ross shows up from underneath the covers,",10,Ross,Hey.
88126, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,Blah?!
88127, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,"Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?"
88128, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Rachel,What?
88129, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Monica,"Alright, 5 more minutes."
88130, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,Monica had lunch with Richard.
88131, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,And-and to years of hard work finally paying off.
88132, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Phoebe,"Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Okay?"
88133, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET,",6,Joey,No! It’s not okay! It’s not okay at all!! You’re dead inside!!
88134, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Rachel,"Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school."
88135, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,From a bullet!
88136, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill."
88137, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,Yep! You got the tickets?
88138, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Ross, what are you talking about?  oh! Oh my God! They put my baby’s face on a penis!"
88139, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Ross,"What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way."
88140, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Yeah I even  Did you get a ring?
88141, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,I believe it.
88142, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Rachel, What was that?
88143, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,Oh my God! You don't know me at all!
88144, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,"I just, Phoebe, said y’know thought she saw something between you guys."
88145, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Well, Ben would be there."
88146, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,Yeah-hah. Toute-de-le-fruit.
88147, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I can’t! I have to work!
88148, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,"Okay. Umm, y'know, I don’t think, I don’t think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship."
88149, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Ross, Emphatic time-time-time…
88150, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,That must be our alcohol and beers! 
88151, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Ross,"No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?"
88152, The airport," the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of Janice,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket."
88153, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,Its back in cage!
88154, Central Perk," Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her, No pun intended, I mean it,",1,Ross,"Aw, right."
88155, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Monica,Twelve dollars an hour.
88156, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
88157, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel, Oh my God!
88158, Ross’s birthday," his car is still trapped in it’s spot, Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car,",7,Ross,"Okay, is everybody clear? We’re gonna pick it up…and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We’re gonna lift the car…and slide it out. Lift and slide!"
88159, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross," Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....?"
88160, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,Your family name is Tribbiani.
88161, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Rachel, ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
88162, Fancy restaurant," Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table,",1,Monica,"How, how did that happen?"
88163, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Ross,What are you talking about?
88164, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"All right, so I haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, but tell me how this is for music."
88165, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,"You were with Kenny today, weren’t you?"
88166, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Rachel,"And your horoscope says, ""On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."""
88167, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
88168, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey, Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin'.
88169, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"My God, Rachel, I can’t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, I’m so jealous. "
88170, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?"
88171, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it."
88172, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Monica,"Oh no it’s not, no it’s not. It’s a first date. I’m sure that nothing is gonna…"
88173, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe," Yes, I did it!!! I nailed it!!! Yay! What's next?"
88174, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me
88175, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Who the hell is this guy?",8,Joey,
88176, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Monica,Oh... How are they?
88177, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler, That’s the perfect amount!
88178, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Monica,"Or ""Win, Lose or Draw""."
88179, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Ross," Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! We’re just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that’s not scary right?"
88180, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Monica,"Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?"
88181, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"Oh well then, good night!"
88182, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross, I'll have whatever Christine is having.
88183, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,"Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens."
88184, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Chandler," Thanks Joey, that's a good idea."
88185, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think it’d be really good."
88186, Central Perk," Chandler and Kathy are kissing,",4,Monica,I am so jealous.
88187, Central Perk," Everyone is there,",5,Ross,"You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?"
88188, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Listen to me!! 
88189, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,"Oh my God! I’m sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot."
88190, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Rachel,"Yeah! Oh, umm when-when Monica and Chandler got engaged I started putting some stuff together, y’know just in case…"
88191, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?"
88192, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,All right.
88193, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,"Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call."
88194, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,All right fine! But I’m only doing this for you!
88195, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Chandler,"Don't judge me, I'm only human!"
88196, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Because you are my sister and Ross and I have this huge history…
88197, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Rachel,"Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents."
88198, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,Awwww!
88199, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Ross,Well hello! I'm Ross!
88200, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel,"Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!"
88201, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit! Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!"
88202, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Well, actually it’s been great. She’s 20 so she’s not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now."
88203, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,"Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet."
88204, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Ross,"Joey, uh- OMnipotent."
88205, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey,
88206, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,"How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?"
88207, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,"I don’t care! All right, y’know what I’m just upset that I’m getting nowhere with Joshua that—y’know what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!"
88208, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Monica,"No, thank you."
88209, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Rachel,Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.
88210, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there, Monica is holding a piece of paper,",7,Monica,What are peanut butter fingers?!
88211, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,I am 26.
88212, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Ross,"Okay, come on!  Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let’s see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni."
88213, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,"C’mon, seriously, you guys, you’re not going to make me watch this alone!"
88214, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Phoebe,Hey!
88215, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,Do they wait for me to do this?
88216, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,I already had a baby. Leave me alone.
88217, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,What are you doing?
88218, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Rachel,Show time!
88219, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,Whoa!
88220, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey," All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!"
88221, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Phoebe,"Damn, that window is clean."
88222, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Chandler,"So, uh, how often can you do it?"
88223, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Ross,I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
88224, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?"
88225, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,It... You can so totally tell.
88226, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic."
88227, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica," Chandler, I think I’m sick."
88228, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,"But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so she’d know I was okay."
88229, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,"Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots."
88230, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Triscadecaphobia.
88231, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,This woman's living my life.
88232, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,What’s going on?
88233, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Ooh, are we allowed to lie in the vows?!"
88234, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Ross,"No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. "
88235, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Hey! 
88236, Central Perk," Joey is drinking coffee by the counter as Phoebe enters,",9,Phoebe,Joey.
88237, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
88238, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"I’m so glad, I’m so glad you shared. "
88239, Chandler’s Office," his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well,",8,Monica,No leg-chewing for us sir.
88240, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross, No! Stop!
88241, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Phoebe,Trouble?
88242, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Monica, Paul!
88243, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",6,Joey,I know.
88244, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Look, look let’s pretend it’s a real bachelor party. Okay? Y’know? Before your wedding. Come on, it’ll be fun."
88245, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,"I am really sorry. That is so terrible. I am so, so sorry."
88246, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"That's what I hear, yeah."
88247, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,What’s hard to believe?
88248, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Monica,It’s the heat.  And-and the humidity.
88249, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, not without you, lover.  So, this is my bra."
88250, A Street," Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party,",8,Monica,Yeah! I didn’t know there would be dancing. That was a fun surprise!
88251, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,That’s excellent.
88252, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,"Oh that’s all right, I have it memorized. It’s 1A."
88253, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I think I broke it. But that’s all right, here’s the number you can call."
88254, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,This conversation never happened!
88255, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"Yes! Ross, you have to stay!"
88256, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,There's the man I married!!
88257, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,Yep. Put more gas in.
88258, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes."
88259, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,Hey!
88260, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe,Yeah! You're the best!
88261, Monica's apartment,,9,Monica,"No, I don't think it ever works. Why?"
88262, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, it was only okay."
88263, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Phoebe,Oh my God. What happened?
88264, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Chandler,All right!
88265, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,"Hey! Good, you’re home!"
88266, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica, What!?
88267, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!"
88268, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Phoebe,"It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-"
88269, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Oh Ross!! 
88270, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
88271, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone,",1,Joey,"Yeah. Yeah, so what?  Mostly free weights, but occasionally.."
88272, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Ross,"Hey, where’s uh, where’s mom?"
88273, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Joey,"Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler’s eyes!"
88274, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,"Noo!! I’ve had the best day ever! Dude, check this out!"
88275, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,It’s frightening.
88276, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Chandler,Why would the baby creep me out?
88277, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Monica,Keep going.
88278, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe," Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldn’t you date him?"
88279, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Chandler," So what do you say, maybe sometime I hold your gun?"
88280, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,"Hey, no way, that rooster’s family!"
88281, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Joey,"Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?"
88282, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,"All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see."
88283, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,"It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?"
88284, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,"Ok, let's see... Oh, the cranberry sauce, it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it."
88285, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Phoebe,Good God man don’t anger it.
88286, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey,"So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work."
88287, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,But we don't do that.
88288, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
88289, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,"Tell me it's ""you and me"" we."
88290, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,"Okay. I’ve been thinking about it too, and I, I think we’re ready."
88291, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,No problem.
88292, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something."
88293, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,"Okay, now this one is rare, this one is medium well! Now go-go-go!  Hey Phoebe!"
88294, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross, Hey. Who’s that?
88295, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey," I don't know. This little, old lady lives for my career. When they dumped me off of Days of Our Lives she almost died."
88296, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,Okay.
88297, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,Right! You're right!
88298, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross," Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her."
88299, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Chandler,"Yes, but I don't think life experience with these. "
88300, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Chandler,Here goes. 
88301, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Joey,No ma’am.
88302, Central Perk," all six are there,",1,Joey,"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me."
88303, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,"Well, how-how come?"
88304, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,Joey!
88305, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Ross,Dad seriously! Y’know you really should see someone about that!
88306, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Ross,Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-it’s not funny!
88307, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Monica,Forget it. 
88308, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,I'll do it!
88309, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one."
88310, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Oh that’s good, I guess she’ll have a choice between my guy and your weirdo."
88311, Central Perk," Charlie is sitting on the couch and Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you."
88312, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
88313, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Ross,Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today.
88314, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Joey,"No, no, no. My hugs are reserved for people STAYING IN AMERICA."
88315, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,No! You let go!
88316, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Phoebe,"All right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, then ’94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!"
88317, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hi.
88318, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Rachel,I think he's stealing from me.
88319, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe,CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
88320, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too."
88321, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,He has brown hair.
88322, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Ask me what?
88323, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,Chasing him all around the room?
88324, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"But really, it does seem like this money could be put to better use?"
88325, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Aww. Thank you, Aunt Phoebe."
88326, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,Yes I'm gonna put it back  exactly where I found it.
88327, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment? Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!"
88328, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross, Do you wanna start telling secrets?
88329, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,Hi.
88330, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,I don’t know how to lead.
88331, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Chandler,Thanks.
88332, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Joey,Hi I'm Joey. This is Chandler.
88333, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,"No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before."
88334, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Well if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now tell me you want to caress my butt!"
88335, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,Thanks.
88336, Joey and now Rachel's apartment," Joey has the fridge pulled out away from the wall and is in the process of pulling off the cooling grate behind it,",6,Rachel,That refrigerators don’t live as long as people.
88337, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Yo- hooo!
88338, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Ross,Really?
88339, The museum," Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids,",4,Joey,"Okay, now the Mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic period."
88340, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table,",4,Monica, Gin.
88341, Chandler and Joey's," they're entering to find boxes strewn about the apartment,",5,Ross, Hey roomies!
88342, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore."
88343, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before."
88344, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,What?
88345, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,None.
88346, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Monica,Does it involve clogs?
88347, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Ross,"…once you know the stories, it’s not that bad. First marriage, wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second marriage, said the wrong name at the altar, a little my fault. Third marriage, well they really shouldn’t allow you to get married when you’re that drunk and have writing all over your face, Nevada’s fault."
88348, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,"""I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now."""
88349, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey, Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?
88350, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,"Hey, stay out of this, Chandler! This is between me... and ME!"
88351, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Monica,"Oh, but it’s made her so happy."
88352, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,"What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?"
88353, Richard's apartment," There's a knock on the door,The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey,",9,Chandler,So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?
88354, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up."
88355, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel,Well I-I-I’m not moving.
88356, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
88357, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Guys are signing over their 401-K’s to me?
88358, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Rachel,What’s-what’s going on? Phil’s really pissed!
88359, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,"Hey, how'd it go?"
88360, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Really? If that's what you want...
88361, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Monica,"Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less."
88362, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,"That's right, yeah."
88363, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,"Watch.  Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change."
88364, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,No.
88365, A Portrait Studio," Chandler and Monica are still trying to get the picture taken,",7,Monica,"I know. Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment. Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come.  Hey! Don’t laugh at him! He’s my drowning moron!"
88366, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,To Ross.
88367, The Hallway," Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing,",7,Joey,"Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.  Ready? One, two, three, four..."
88368, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those ""healthy, healthy, healthy guys""?"
88369, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Oh God!
88370, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Monica enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! You’re right! Go! 
88371, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Oh, whatever. "
88372, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, You’re going down.
88373, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, well you got ‘em."
88374, Street," Phoebe is being followed by some guy, as they pass a flower vendor, Phoebe turns around and the guy quickly picks up some flowers and continues following her,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay."
88375, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Monica,"Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?"
88376, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,I’m just taking it to be re-wired.
88377, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"That’s not what I said. Okay, I just meant..."
88378, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Phoebe,Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!
88379, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Joey,"Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?"
88380, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler, Okay. Here’s a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
88381, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Ross,There was no song.  There was no song!
88382, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,Thank God you’re here. Listen to this!
88383, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I'm cool. Casual."
88384, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,"Okay, great!"
88385, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,"Sure, what do you got?"
88386, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica, go get the dessert. And I'll let you in.
88387, Joey's apartment," Rachel is flipping through magazines, Handyman is installing things, Monica enters,",9,Monica,Thank you?
88388, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Monica,Hey! Did you find them?
88389, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,"Uh, good hands.  Healing hands."
88390, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,Hey! 
88391, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, Continued from earlier,",10,Phoebe,Are you kidding? That's what sisters are for.
88392, The Hall," Ross and Susan are arguing,",1,Ross,You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?
88393, Central Perk," Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters, He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, you're so sweet! "
88394, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe, Man alive!
88395, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're done and come out of their bedroom, Emma is still gone,",9,Chandler,"Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you!"
88396, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Ugh! Women!
88397, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Right...  ok, so just from the top of the page, right here."
88398, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica,"Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it."
88399, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica," Honey, I just don't think that you understood the joke."
88400, 4 Queens Club," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,Actually Monica and I are engaged.
88401, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Phoebe,Hey! Maybe you’ll die!
88402, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"See? Yeah, you told me the story. He and Monica dated when they broke up they couldn't even be in the same room together and you all promised that you would stay his friend and what happened? He got phased out!"
88403, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,Wow.  Good speech.
88404, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,Yay!
88405, Central Perk," the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer,",3,Chandler,"Well, that’s pretty much all I’m looking for from these people."
88406, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey."
88407, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,Are those my wife�s nipples?
88408, The guest bedroom," Chandler and Rachel,",10,Rachel,Oh honey...
88409, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Joey,Half hour. 
88410, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,Are you kidding?
88411, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Phoebe,What happened?
88412, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Monica,I know!
88413, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey,"Yesterday at my audition, I really had to pee, and apparently, having to pee makes me a really good actor. I got a call-back, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way, that egg nog in our fridge was great!"
88414, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"No, it’s okay, but if I’m Marge, my breasts are coming out my back."
88415, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Monica," Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened."
88416, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, oh my God, that letter is gonna go in our file! We're never gonna get a kid. No, we're gonna be one of those old couples that collects orchids or has a lot of birds!"
88417, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Monica,I’m not talking to her!
88418, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Chandler,"Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?"
88419, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef."
88420, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?"
88421, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Chandler,"I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die!  But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead."
88422, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way."
88423, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
88424, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!"
88425, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,What?
88426, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,"Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up!  I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order."
88427, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Yeah.
88428, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,Not really.
88429, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, who’s-who’s to say? Does that me we-we can’t do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesn’t it?"
88430, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,I’m still on the set!
88431, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,Oh! Look! I have a sonogram picture!
88432, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Well seeing that drunk Santa wet himself, really perked up my Christmas."
88433, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"I, Ross…"
88434, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love."
88435, An Office Building," Chandler is on his interview,",8,Chandler,"Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Y’know I’ve been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. "
88436, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you’re having a party and we’re not invited?"
88437, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Ross,"Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball."
88438, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Well y’know, I don’t want you to be cold."
88439, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"Okay! Okay, look! You-you-you got Harrison Ford up there!"
88440, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk,",2,Phoebe,So?
88441, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Phoebe, I love Jacques Cousteau!
88442, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey,Yeah... I think we do... ... about what?
88443, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?"
88444,,,2,Chandler,
88445, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Joey, Merry Christmas!
88446, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Who was it?
88447, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross," 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual."
88448, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Ross,"Well, he had gravity boots."
88449, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Phoebe you can’t have both of them! You have to pick one!
88450, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Well it’s just like you’re trying too hard. Always making jokes, y’know, you just—You come off a little needy."
88451, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,
88452, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"Yes. Yes, he says I’m damaged goods."
88453, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,Break.
88454, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Why would we do that?
88455, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"Well, there you go."
88456, Cental Perk," Joey and Ross are persecuting Chandler about his smoking,",1,Chandler,"Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it."
88457, A tennis court somewhere in the city of New York," it's the doubles match-up of a century Chandler and Monica versus Doug and Kara,",5,Monica,"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said."
88458, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"Fine, let’s do it."
88459, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Rachel,"Hey! So, did you quit?"
88460, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I want to go to the bathroom. 
88461, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.
88462, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,Argh! I can't believe what you did. Monica's gonna kill you!
88463, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,Are you sure?
88464, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Monica,"Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!"
88465, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Ross,"You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I."
88466, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Chandler,"Because, I’m too afraid."
88467, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Monica,"No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-it’s no big deal, all right, I’m-I’m cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!"
88468, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Ross,"No, no. The vet says unless he's in a place where he has regular access to some... monkey lovin,' he's just gonna get vicious. I've just gotta get him into a zoo."
88469, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,I could be a secretary.
88470, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,Because it’s faster.
88471, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,He’s downstairs getting the rest of the stuff out of the cab.
88472, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
88473, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
88474, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up,",4,Chandler,What’s the second part of your plan?
88475, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, she would love that! Y'know, 'cause you know all the clean places to eat."
88476, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,No.
88477, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,Aw � what?
88478, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, it’s Rachel for God sakes."
88479, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Rachel,Wait!  Okay!
88480, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,Don’t answer that.
88481, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,What?!
88482, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Rachel,"Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers."
88483, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Ross,"No, because she hasn’t come home yet. And she hasn’t been home all night! She’s obviously staying with that other guy, and I’m the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!"
88484, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! 
88485, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Rachel,Hey!
88486, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Sure.
88487, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,Horrifying? Scarring? Something people go to jail for?
88488, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Oh come on Ross!! 
88489, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross,Damnit!
88490, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"I don't know, but I don't like what I'm hearing!"
88491, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,What’s funny about that?
88492, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open,",8,Chandler,"Oh, beautiful? Really? Beautiful? You think this is beautiful? "
88493, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,We have free porn here!!!
88494, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Rachel,Coming.
88495, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,And! Break!!
88496, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!
88497, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe,Destiny.
88498, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Ow! Ow! Okay, okay, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win."
88499, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Joey, How’s that going?
88500, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,And if it’s a girl?
88501, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,Not from where I was standin’.
88502, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel,"Okay, well then how about a handshake? "
88503, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,Hey.
88504, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Joey,"Hey, hey, hey, you're lucky I caught them when I did, or else who knows what woulda happened."
88505, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to…  Uhh what’s-what’s-what’s the matter?"
88506, Central Perk," Joey is putting jam on his muffin, lots of jam",3,Phoebe, Hi!
88507, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"You weren't there! Okay, maybe this is something that I-I'm supposed to seize! Y'know?"
88508, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,Hey! How you doin’?
88509, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Phoebe,"No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious."
88510, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,"Oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good, I’m supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry."
88511, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,How’d it go?
88512, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, hey Joey."
88513, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Rachel,Here you go. 
88514, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"I don’t know, I’ve never had to use the other one. I’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking."
88515, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Okay, if you really wanna have sex…"
88516, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment."
88517, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Phoebe,"Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?"
88518, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Monica,What are you doing?
88519, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Monica,Umm.  Umm. Umm. I don't think so.
88520, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,You fell asleep?!
88521, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?"
88522, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order,",5,Phoebe,Oh no!
88523, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Joey," Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls."
88524, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes,",3,Rachel,
88525, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,"Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished..."
88526, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how I’m gonna tell Ross!
88527, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,Fine!
88528, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Chandler,Phoebe Buffay in Buffay The Vampire Layer.
88529, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,Yeah.
88530, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"No. No, I gotta go home sometime."
88531, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Rachel,"No, she left a message.  something wrong with your machine."
88532, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is reading the newspaper,",3,Monica,"Oh, can I borrow this?  My milk’s gone bad."
88533, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Phoebe," It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge."
88534, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
88535, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,"I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do?"
88536, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"C'mon guys, it'll be fun!"
88537, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler,"So, is Janine around?"
88538, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,That's fire. Beats everything.
88539, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Ross,You were my first kiss with Rachel?
88540, Central Perk," Chandler is sulking on the couch as Joey enters to talk with him,",7,Chandler,That’s what you should say.
88541, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Oh, hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?"
88542, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross,"Okay, break-up’s still on!"
88543, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,Noo.
88544, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"Okay, I have to get that. Now when I get back, I want you and your friends to be gone. Thanksgiving is over. The Vein has spoken."
88545, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel."
88546, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,Hi.
88547, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel," Well, I'd have to say gay."
88548, The Theatre," Kate is arriving for rehearsal,",3,Joey,"Y'know, about what happened with us."
88549, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,I will think about it.
88550, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Chandler,"No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that."
88551, Chandler’s Office," Doug is entering,",8,Chandler,It’s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament.
88552, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Ross,"I’ve gotta go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard! "
88553, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Chandler,Not fun anymore?
88554, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"So, which of this kitchen stuff is mine?"
88555, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel,
88556, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,I - I don't think I can.
88557, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Really?! I like your natural color. Come on man, it’s a great part. Look, check it out. I’m the lead guy’s best friend and I wait for him in this bar and save his seat. Listen-listen. ‘I’m sorry, that seat’s saved.’"
88558, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah. Oh, can I come?"
88559, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster."
88560, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"I can do that!  ""Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..."" Oh, what's the product?"
88561, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"Okay,  so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?"
88562, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny."
88563, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,Why’s that?
88564, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler, Really.
88565, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,What?
88566, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Chandler,"Mon, get out here!"
88567, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel, Right.
88568, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,. Please tell me those are clip-ons.
88569, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,Hey.
88570, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Who cares, AND?"
88571, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Monica,"No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change."
88572, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
88573, Joey and Janine’s," Joey and Ross are playing Sony Playstation, Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because it’s my sister. But, uh, uh y’know actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that."
88574, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,About what?
88575, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight to London and Monica comes running in,",4,Monica,"Passport, check!  Camera, check! Traveller’s cheques, check!"
88576, Central Perk," Rachel is at the counter, serving coffee to Phoebe,",1,Phoebe," Oh, that’s good."
88577, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are there,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, your liver is right here. "
88578, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Joey,
88579, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"I mean, she should be with someone like... Ross! You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!"
88580, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Phoebe, why’d you do it?"
88581, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,"Oh, no, no, I'm an intern, just like you guys… except for the tie, the briefcase… and the fact that I can rent a car."
88582, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, well, don’t tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus."
88583, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,"No it’s not weird, it’s a miracle!"
88584, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,I’m serious.
88585, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Rachel,"Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back."
88586, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Monica,"All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see."
88587, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Monica, Licorice?
88588, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Ross,Hi Jill.
88589, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase,",4,Ross,My God!
88590, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross,"Okay, okay... How exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?"
88591, The delivery room at the hospital," Monica, Chandler and Erica are there, Erica is in labor, and she is breathing heavily,",10,Chandler,Okay.
88592, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,"Well, wait a minute! The puss is good! It means it's healing! "
88593, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Monica,Or 45.
88594, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler," Okay, will you just go help her change please!"
88595, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Ross,Well look-look I’m not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
88596, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is telling Chandler about Kate,",3,Chandler,"It’s possible. You are very loveable, I’d miss you if I broke up with you.  I was just trying to be supportive."
88597, Allesandro’s," Joey is eating some cheese,",4,Monica,"Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right here’s the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm,  tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere…"
88598, Ross is at Phoebe's,,9,Phoebe,well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started crying.
88599, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is entering carrying two pizzas,",6,Joey,"Oh that’s okay. Hey, actually in a way it’s kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!"
88600, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Rachel,"Now Joey, what did the duck do?!"
88601, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date, The guys are also there, The door buzzes,",3,Monica, Hey!
88602, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Ross," Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today."
88603, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,Sure what kind?
88604, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,What’s up?
88605, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Chandler,We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
88606, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey, What?!
88607, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,Some moms do that.
88608, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Chandler,"Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?"
88609, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they’ll copy it in icing!"
88610, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,That’s okay.
88611, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I did?
88612, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
88613, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Rachel,"Oh I see, so this suit is making a point."
88614, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Monica,"Yep, we're gonna meet the lady who could be carrying our baby."
88615, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Phoebe,Wow!
88616, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Ross,"All right, gentlemen, you’re up first."
88617, Rachel’s office," Mark is packing his stuff into a box,",3,Ross,Hello.
88618, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Oh God.
88619, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Rachel,"Yeah hon, it can’t hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if you’re not engaged you just don’t use it."
88620, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Which one is Gina?
88621, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Joey," Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?"
88622, Central Perk," Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook",1,Joey,"I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex."
88623, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,I can't believe I'm hearing this!
88624, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,"Right. Right. Well ah, y'know we could flip for it."
88625, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,"No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!"
88626, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Really? Why?
88627, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Joey,"No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway."
88628, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,You’re gonna get pregnant.
88629, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,"Really girls, not cool."
88630, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Monica,"Yeah, I don’t hear Chandler’s and he doesn’t hear mine."
88631, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,You know? Forget it!
88632, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Chandler,"Oooh, I’m afraid that does not exist."
88633, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica, Rachel’s really the one who’s pregnant.
88634, Central Perk," all are there except Chandler,",1,Joey," So, er... how did it go with Celia?"
88635, Chandler and Joey’s, they are admiring the entertainment center,3,Chandler,Umm?
88636, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,Okay.
88637, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,I can't believe I won.
88638, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,That's a defense?
88639, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is playing that string game with the two hands and the weird crossing patterns as Chandler enters with the mail,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry man, there’s never a good time to  stop catching on fire."
88640, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,Who's Gladys?  Oh! What a tragic loss!
88641, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey, Okay...
88642, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,"Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game."
88643, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start,",7,Monica,What?!
88644, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica," I knew it!! Y’know, you’re not so quiet yourself, missy!"
88645, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Well I don’t like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Don’t feel bad man, we all have our strengths. You’re better with numbers and stuff."
88646, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Joey,What?
88647, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,"I don’t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin’ ‘em around..."
88648, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don’t want you to feel like you can’t tell me things. "
88649, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,What’s up?!
88650, Mike's parents house," Dining room again, Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are,",9,Phoebe,Yeah... The woman you what?
88651, Room 816," Phoebe and Cliff are eating some pudding with spoons,",8,Phoebe,Y’know what? This one is. 
88652, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom,3,Joey,"Morning, hey, you made pancakes?"
88653, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
88654, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Chandler,"Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!"
88655, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,Um-hmm.
88656, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Rachel,I cannot believe you.
88657, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Joey,"All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I.  You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’ll be uh, Mr. Wong."
88658,,,7,Ross,
88659, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,Great!
88660, Ross's apartment," Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door, She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen, And runs to the couch as Ross enters,",5,Ross," Okay, why are you here?"
88661, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,Deal!
88662, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite."
88663, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Rachel,Fine! We’ll ask Phoebe.
88664, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
88665, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,Hello to the rest.
88666, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Joey,What?! What’s wrong with my eyes.
88667, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month."
88668, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Monica,"C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life."
88669, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Wow.
88670, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"Well remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? They loved it."
88671, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Monica,"You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries…  And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat."
88672, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys."
88673, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, Show me the badge again.
88674, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,...Yeah?
88675, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey, No.
88676, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Chandler,Wow!
88677, Phoebe's apartment," Ross is helping with the packing, Phoebe and Mike are also there,",9,Chandler,Aaaaand....... hernia.
88678, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame."
88679, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,Well this one's for you.
88680, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Rachel,Just give us our apartment back!
88681, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,"What do you mean, they’re not moving in? They-they’re still moving in right?"
88682, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,Go!
88683, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,Feel better now?
88684, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,"I’m sorry Rach, it was, it was really close."
88685, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,I gotta get to work.
88686, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Joey,"Ah, look who’s back!  Why do you have bags? RACH, WHY DOES SHE HAVE BAGS?"
88687, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,"Uhh yeah. Yeah, it’s  Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?"
88688, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Good enough to get fired.
88689, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen,",10,Chandler,How do you know?
88690, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Cat! What'm I saying? Cat!
88691, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?"
88692, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,What makes you think that I might not be okay?
88693, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross, Hi!
88694, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Is it the Italian guy?
88695, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,She did? Why?
88696, Rachel’s office," she’s looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters,",7,Rachel,
88697, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey, Hey.
88698, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross, Hey.
88699, Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch,9,Chandler,"Man, that's some bad advice!"
88700, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross," Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!"
88701, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Monica,"Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! "
88702, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,"Joey, the guy’s your best friend."
88703, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Joey,"I'm sorry, it just felt nice."
88704, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Rachel,"Hi, sure!"
88705, Lamaze class," Susan is there, Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper, As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’ pretend baby, squashing its head flat, It bleats, in protest, He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J,C,",1,Ross,"Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads!"
88706, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross, Hey!
88707, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Monica,"Yeah, is that okay?"
88708, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Aww.
88709, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Joey,"No just, nobody press on my stomach."
88710, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, y’know no commitment."
88711, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Monica,We’re sorry honey.
88712, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Rachel,Mia Hamm!
88713, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel,"Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!"
88714, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Rachel,well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
88715, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,But you could teach us.
88716, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Damn it. It's never off the table. 
88717, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,Okay. Um… is he a good guy?
88718, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out."
88719, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Phoebe,That was the best part?  Good honeymooning tiger.
88720, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that morning, The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy, Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table,",4,Phoebe,You mean like a doctor?
88721, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,"God. You seem really, really nice."
88722, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,Fine. What!?
88723, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Joey is holding a deck of cards out to Chandler,",5,Chandler, Yes.
88724, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",9,Chandler,"If I help, we can find 'em faster!"
88725, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Yeah that would really be great.
88726, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Ross,What kind of problem?
88727, Mr," Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door,",8,Rachel,Oh God.
88728, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,"Oh, thank you.  Rachel!!!!"
88729, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,Yeah!
88730, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Joey,"I should know that. Let’s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower."
88731, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage,",7,Chandler,"No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, you’d have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y’know it’s hard enough to be fourteen. You’re skinny. You’re wearing speedoes—That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there’s your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!"
88732, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,It's OK. It's OK. I was always rooting for you two kids to get together.
88733, inside Central Perk,,3,Ross,Hey.
88734, The park," Rachel's running by herself and panting, After a little while she decides to run like Phoebe,",6,Rachel, Hey!
88735, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,I'm having a boy! I-I'm having a boy!
88736, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,"That’s okay. She’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things I had planned, so…"
88737, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler."
88738, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. "
88739, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,
88740, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?"
88741, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. "
88742, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,About a week and a half.
88743, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Monica,Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
88744, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
88745, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,Where the hell've you been?
88746, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Chandler,See that is the problem with invisible dentists.
88747, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler, I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.
88748, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Rachel,Hey.
88749, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Phoebe,Okay... Okay.
88750, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Phoebe,Ohhh.
88751, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,I’m a little busy here Paul.
88752, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Chandler,Okay!
88753, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is complaining about going to the clinic,",4,Joey,This sucks! I didn’t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I’m so tired!
88754, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,Thanks! So are you.
88755, Ross',,9,Rachel,Who is it?
88756, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross," You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!"
88757, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,"I’m not Jewish, so…"
88758, Joey and…wait…just Joey’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza,",8,Phoebe," Hey. Look, I know you’ve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate."
88759, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachel’s baby shower,",8,Rachel,My God!
88760, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream.  I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.
88761, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
88762, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm sorry, Chandler but this, this is really important to me."
88763, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, that's right!"
88764, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,Okay.  We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
88765, Monica's apartment,,10,Monica,"There's a pregnant woman in Ohio, and she picked us!"
88766, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,This is so much fun!
88767, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,Everyone? I would like to make a toast to Rachel and Joey.
88768, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey," Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out."
88769, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Yes! Now, they’re a little more than I normally spend on boots…or rent "
88770, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Chandler,"Hey, this is so unfair!"
88771, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,"Oh, I am going to go for a walk in the rain."
88772, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel," Awww, awww, it's beautiful."
88773, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,I feel terrible.
88774, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Rachel,"Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?"
88775, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh please, somebody tell me I don’t have to go to work today!"
88776, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Honey, you’ve got to go. What’s his office number?"
88777, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah, I'm so good in this scene that I'm stealing focus from you. Well, rise to the challenge Tribianni 'cause I just raised the bar. Come join me up here!"
88778, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,"That wasn’t a date! That was, that was just friends getting together… having sex."
88779, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,"Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around."
88780, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,No we’re not.
88781, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Can't do it, can you?"
88782, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Rachel,"Yeah! Once, I figure out what I'm wearing."
88783, The Telethon," Joey's phone rings and he answers it,",5,Joey,Come on man! You've been here all day!
88784, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Hey, there’s uh, some people outside, askin’ about candy."
88785, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Chandler, Look there is no way you’re doing this wedding now. Okay?
88786, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Rachel,Wha!? What!? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
88787, Rachel's office," Mark is training Rachel,",3,Ross,This is Ross?
88788, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,"Well, it’s good that you finally have a place to do that."
88789, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,I don't know.
88790, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference..."
88791, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,I had the exact same conversation.
88792, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,"We could not, would not want to wait."
88793, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Chandler,And I just want a million dollars! 
88794, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,Hey! 
88795, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"I hear ya.  But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!"
88796, Monica and Phoebe’s," Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp,",3,Phoebe,"No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here."
88797, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Hello?
88798, The Delivery Room," Carol is holding the infant,",1,Phoebe,"Susan, he looks just like you."
88799, Central Perk, Phoebe is there drinking coffee and Ross is about to enter,9,Phoebe,"Nothing, I really wanna know."
88800, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Monica,-leg?
88801, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Really?! I mean, really?!!"
88802, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Y'know what, it doesn’t matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go."
88803, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin’ good. When do I get to take that baby out again?"
88804, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Yes!
88805, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Joey,Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?!
88806, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,Y’know what? You’re just upset because you’re losing.
88807, Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados,,9,Joey,Oh man!
88808, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Ross,Chandler-
88809, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, I… "
88810, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I coulda counted to three like four times without all this ‘two’ talk."
88811, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Rachel,"Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!"
88812, Central Perk,,9,Monica,I thought you hated him?
88813, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is entering, still pregnant,",8,Rachel,In a minute!!!
88814, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh, uh-huh so much!"
88815, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"Oh, you wouldn't know a great butt if it came up and bit ya."
88816, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler, This is the part where you say your name.
88817, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is opening the door,",5,Monica,What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
88818, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Chandler,Dude! That's my girlfriend!
88819, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before..."
88820, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,Mike.
88821, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Chandler,I’m so sorry you’re sick.
88822, Central Perk," Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed,",10,Joey, JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
88823, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,So will I.
88824, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,Seriously?
88825, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,"Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, you’re my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again."
88826, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,"OK, fine, if it means that much to you I'll get rid of Bob."
88827, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Don’t worry, we’re just gonna search here for an hour, them we’re gonna go over to Joey’s and search, OK?"
88828, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Joey,"Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but I’m really more of a candy guy. "
88829, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel is serving brownies,",3,Rachel,And all these people actually died?
88830, Chandlers hotel room," Ross bursts into the room,",4,Chandler,Yeah you are!!
88831, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Joey!
88832, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,‘Cause I know what you’re trying to pull here. Okay? It’s not gonna work.
88833, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Me too.
88834, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!"
88835, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Joey,
88836," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,Oh.
88837, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Chandler,"Okay!  So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?"
88838, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Who did you originally want to hook up with?
88839, Mike's piano bar,,9,Monica,What have you heard me sing?
88840, Hallway," Ross and Rachel are returning from dinner,",3,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?"
88841, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Probably just the first half.
88842, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Oh please, they’ve been going out a week. They haven’t even slept together yet, I mean, that’s not serious."
88843, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"No! Everything's gettin' all messed up, y'know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!"
88844, Ross’s apartment," Emily has packed as Ross returns,",4,Ross,I know.
88845, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,No!!
88846, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah?
88847, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,Again?!
88848, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel," Oh, hey, Mona!"
88849, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel, You have been maid of honor before?!!
88850, Phoebe’s," Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV",3,Phoebe,"That’s the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?"
88851, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Rachel, Oh my God! I can’t believe you guys are actually think you’re moving in here!
88852, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to..."
88853, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Rachel,"Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese!  Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!"
88854, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! 
88855, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey,Who?
88856, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"But y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. Y’know, it’ll be like college, I’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, ""Come back later, I’m gettin’ lucky."" "
88857, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Phoebe,"I thought I was going home to go to bed, but I'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here."
88858, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is writing something as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh yeah surfer?
88859, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,Yes! 
88860, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Umm, your boxes are umm…"
88861, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Hey.
88862, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,"Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!"
88863, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done.
88864, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Ross,"What?  So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?"
88865, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,I'll take it!
88866, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"Oh. Okay, bye."
88867, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women."
88868, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Chandler,And the world will never know.
88869, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross,"Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush."
88870, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler," Look, I just don’t want you to think that we’re animals who do it whenever we want."
88871, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Ross,Who is Maria?
88872, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,
88873, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,So—If you wear that you’ll make mine less special.
88874, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
88875, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"Hell, yeah!"
88876, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Chandler,�Pudo aver sido General Tso! 
88877, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Rachel,I don’t have any issues with my Father.
88878, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,I got it!
88879, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Joey,"Well, there is one way. His window’s open, I say, we poke him."
88880, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Ross,"Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees."
88881, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Someone you didn’t make up!
88882, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,
88883, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,Richard was there so I couldn’t do it!
88884, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,Hell is filled with people like you.
88885, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,I’ve never done that.
88886, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Alright, somebody."
88887, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Oh god look at her sleeping.  Oh, I love her so much!  Oh, I think I’m gonna wake her up."
88888, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,I'm not always that bad!
88889, Central Perk," Phoebe is entering, Monica and Rachel are talking on the couch,",4,Rachel,No we…
88890, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,No.
88891, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Um-mm, yeah right!"
88892, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Yeah. Um... I'm out. 
88893, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Monica,Okay!
88894, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Ross,That is so made up!
88895, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,What is it? Hey!
88896, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Monica,Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.
88897, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Joey,"Yeah according to the news, most of the city did."
88898, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,All right that’s it! I am maid of honor!
88899, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Monica,"Yeah and-and I’m sorry too. But, well I just—I like things done a certain way and the chemistry’s just not right."
88900, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Chandler,All right.
88901, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Phoebe,"Well, just buy the damn boat! "
88902, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Ross,Maybe not.
88903, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,Okay. It’s Emma.
88904, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up."
88905, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are out smoking as Chandler sticks his head out the door,",5,Chandler,I'll catch you guys later. 
88906, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Phoebe,Like a date type  person?
88907, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Ohh.
88908, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Ross," It’s okay. Hey, it’s too weird for you, I won’t see her again."
88909, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
88910, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Ross,"Awww, man! Really?"
88911, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,We?
88912, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters,",7,Chandler,Hey.
88913, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Ross,You ducked!!
88914, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! "
88915, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?"
88916, Carol's Hospital Room," Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side,",1,Ross,I got it—I'm getting it!
88917, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,What do you mean?
88918, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel," No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!"
88919, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Ross," Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friend’s mother."
88920, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.
88921, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!"
88922, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,"Yes! Why, did you—you forget to make yours?"
88923, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Rachel,"Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit."
88924, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Oh yeah!
88925, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Ross,"Aw—oh, that’s right. Are-are you gonna be okay?"
88926, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo!"
88927, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters,",6,Monica,NOOOO!!!!!!!!
88928, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles."
88929, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Chandler,Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.
88930, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Rachel,"He didn’t turn me down! He’s at the game isn’t he? I got the date, I’m just not on it!"
88931, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back."
88932, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,It’s me. I’m the other guy.
88933, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Phoebe,"Well that’s no way to sell newspapers. Why don’t you try, ""Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"""
88934, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,"Okay, just tell me this, did you or did you not smell her hair?"
88935, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,Really?!
88936, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Joey,It's almost as if he knew.
88937, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,Phoebe?
88938, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it."
88939, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Rachel,"I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum."
88940, Monica and Rachel's," all six are playing Pictionary at Monica's apartment, Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing, She draws what looks like an airplane,",1,Rachel,Yes!
88941, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,I heard that!
88942, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Joey,"This is so exciting for her. Well, I’ll let you two fash…ists get down to business. "
88943, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is putting away her new clothes as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I don’t really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isn’t that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and they’re gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I can’t stop it! I can’t—I don’t own Ross! Y’know? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I can’t believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me."
88944, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,Yeah! Come on.
88945, Rachel’s office," she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant,",7,Rachel,"Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home."
88946, Lara and Jeni’s Massage," Phoebe is interviewing for a job,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, they thought I was a whore."
88947, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Joey,Oh I am!
88948, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Joey,"Argh-argh!!  Ooh, soft. Is this mink?"
88949, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet."
88950, Central Perk," Joey is showing everyone a poster as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hey! What are you guys looking at?
88951, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that."
88952, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,Nothing. 
88953, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Monica,Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
88954, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe, Chandler is reading a magazine,",6,Monica,"Okay, I’ll rest. But y’know if I’m going to bed, then you’re coming with me."
88955, Central Perk," Phoebe is hosting an impromptu roundtable discussion with Stephanie, Karin, and Meg about Ross’s three divorces,",6,Phoebe, Whatever! What about you Meg?
88956, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"How do I tell Chandler that it’s too soon. It’s gonna break his heart, he’s not gonna think that I don’t love him anymore."
88957, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Rachel,Ross!
88958, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his work wife."
88959, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Joey,"No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... "
88960, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Rachel,"Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there."
88961, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Hey, y’know what? I’ll come too. I’m making money now; it’s about time I give something back."
88962, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, your face is fine! Come on, none of this stuff is going to happen to you! Stop being such a baby!"
88963, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Ross,"Well, I'm gonna go get ready,  for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head."
88964, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,"I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right...  I'm sorry...!"
88965, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Huh. A moo-point?
88966, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Chandler,"Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know."
88967, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Chandler,"Oh, sweet Lord. New realms of pleasure!"
88968, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Phoebe,"Atlantic City, baby! Let's roll some bones! Hey Joey, high-five for rolling bones!"
88969, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Chandler and Monica coffee,",7,Phoebe,Maybe on some level.
88970, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Hey. How did you sleep?
88971, The Hallway Outside Ross’s Apartment," Ross is walking towards his apartment and sees Rachel sitting in front of the door,",8,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what? Can I, can I talk now?"
88972, The Chinese Restaurant,,1,Ross,Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?
88973, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Hey!
88974, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?"
88975, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Phoebe,"Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! What do you think? He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned!"
88976, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there,",3,Rachel,I can’t! It’s too late! Terry already hired that girl over there.  swans.
88977, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"So, you don't think I'm terminal?"
88978, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Yeah!
88979, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Okay, it’s not, it’s not."
88980, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",3,Phoebe,"Although, don’t feel like you can’t visit."
88981, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?"
88982, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?"
88983, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Rachel,"Hmm. Do you think—Could you tell me if she’s hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?"
88984, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped,",8,Phoebe,Do you really like it?
88985, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,What?
88986, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.
88987,,,4,Rachel,
88988, Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door," Now he hears two recorders playing a song, When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens,",9,Ross,
88989, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Monica,No you're not.
88990, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Oh good.
88991, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,"Yeah, yeah!  You sure this is what you want?"
88992, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,"No. No, I don’t. Could you be a dear and go tell him?"
88993, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.
88994, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Ross,"No, no.  I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think I’m pretty comfortable with the whole situation."
88995, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
88996, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"I made her favorite, tuna salad with pickles."
88997, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Chandler,"Yeah okay. Well, what’s the next little bit?"
88998, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,He said you poked at him with wooden spoons.
88999, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler, Did I go to this school?
89000, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Joey,Shhhh!
89001, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,"Well, you should have."
89002, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica, Hey!
89003, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d',",7,Chandler,How do you know so much about this?
89004, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,What?
89005, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Chandler,"No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!"
89006, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,You don’t want to know what tonight was.
89007, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I actually don’t know..."
89008, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,Pete.
89009, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Rachel,What are you ever gonna use that for?!
89010, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,"Well, I know what I’m giving you for Christmas."
89011, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Oh well, all right, I got "
89012, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,Those are the pacts!
89013, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,Is he crazy?! You just had Ross’s baby!
89014, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Yeah—oh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London…"
89015, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.  Why aren’t you with Rachel?
89016, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots."
89017, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,How much longer?
89018, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,".and I said Vicrum you can't just call every time you get lonely you know, you, you gave up that right when you slept with Rachel."
89019, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler,"Oh, come on! I don’t care! Come on! Whose is it?"
89020, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe," Okay, I got a good one. Okay, umm, what is she? Like 12?"
89021, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Ross,"Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit."
89022, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Rachel,Yeah honey you don’t believe her do you?
89023, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!"
89024, The Hallway," Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor,",8,Chandler,Stick to your side!
89025, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,Really? Its not just frowned upon?
89026, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,"Well it’s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories. "
89027, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Rachel,"Oh, making it worse!"
89028, The Cooking Class," everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them,",8,Monica,Excuse me? He doesn’t even know what he’s doing!
89029, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rach, did you make your money?"
89030, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"I’ve got to talk to her. Ugh, I hate this part."
89031, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica,Oh my God! You're good!
89032, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yeah well it looks great!
89033, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris."
89034, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler, What!? They are totally ripping us off!
89035, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Phoebe,"Oh please, somebody tell me I don’t have to go to work today!"
89036, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Well, Valentine’s Day was like two weeks ago, so I wouldn’t get her a calendar!"
89037, Central Perk," Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there,",5,Monica,I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
89038, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,So that’s the girl you like.
89039, Ross',,9,Rachel,OK.
89040, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
89041, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
89042, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,"Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-you’ll let it go."
89043, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,I am totally picturing you with all those women!
89044, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Rachel,"Yeah, I’m not so sure you should be here when he comes up."
89045, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,**  Who isn't?
89046, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Chandler,Great!  This baby'd better to be really good.
89047, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Ross,"Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?  Spud-nik. Spudnik!"
89048, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,Oh! Emma might like what?
89049, A Street," Phoebe and Monica are walking down it,",8,Monica,That’s not your regular dry cleaners.
89050, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Chandler,"And, we're done with the yogurt. "
89051, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Phoebe,"What... I could, I could do it. What is it?"
89052, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Monica, Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers! It must be a good review! Is it great?!
89053, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight."
89054, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs! <motions her to come over>
89055, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Hey uh, this is Elizabeth."
89056, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Joey,
89057, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Joey,I love living with you so much. I just wish things didn’t have to change.
89058, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,"Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!"
89059, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently,",6,Chandler,Oh that’s great!
89060, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Ross,"No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. Besides, I'm with Charlie, right? Oh my god, I'm still with Charlie, aren't I? I mean, she didn't see the dance, did she?"
89061, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,
89062, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,The comedian? USO?!
89063, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica, Hey Ross. What's up bro?
89064, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
89065, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Hey.
89066, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Oh my God!
89067, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.
89068, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do."
89069, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. 
89070, The Set," the girl is still dancing with Joey,",6,Ross,We know!
89071, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,"Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting."
89072, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,Oh! Here it is! 
89073, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Chandler,"You know, it haunts me? Up ‘til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!"
89074, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Monica,Very good!  What do you need it for anyway?
89075, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Joey,"Either eat it, or be in it."
89076, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
89077, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Yeah, sure. "
89078, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny. . That is a weird sentence!"
89079, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Ross,I didn't say we were brothers.
89080, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Rachel,"Aw, Mon..."
89081, Central Perk," Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,"Oo, I can’t watch this, it’s like Sophie’s Choice."
89082, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Joey," Hey! So, what’s with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?"
89083, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Joey,"I mean seriously, she’s like the perfect woman. I mean I know she turned me down, but if she hadn’t and wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and…  I haven’t bummed you guys out like this in a while have I?"
89084, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?"
89085, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,"Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle."
89086, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Joey,Damnit!
89087, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads."
89088, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Rachel,What bra?
89089, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,All right!  Isn't this a woman's hat?
89090, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica, We had a characturist!
89091, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?"
89092, Garbage room," Mr, Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger."
89093, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,Yes!!
89094, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Rach! We weren’t gonna miss our friends getting married!
89095, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,Please! I am not as bad as Ross.
89096, Monica's Bedroom," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?"
89097, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks and Mr, Treeger opens the door,",4,Joey,"Whoa-whoa, don’t we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?"
89098, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Ross,"Actually, nectarines, but basically..."
89099, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Damnit! 
89100, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Monica,"Okay it’s time for the toast! Umm now-now, I know that Ross usually gives the toast, but this year I’m going to do it."
89101, A Brown Bird meeting," Ross is there with the other Brown Birds to see who won the contest,",3,Ross,That’s crap!! Sister Brown Bird. 
89102, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Phoebe,"Well, this doesn’t have to be so sad though. Y’know? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you’re gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things you’re not gonna miss."
89103, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Or Casey.
89104, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Monica,I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
89105, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it,",7,Monica,Hi. Do you know what time it is?
89106, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,Really? It doesn't have anything coming out of it. Or maybe there is some place for her in your bedroom?
89107, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress,",8,Monica,Hey how was dinner?!
89108, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Rachel,"Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job."
89109, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Phoebe,I’d better go.  Just over here I don’t want to miss the fight.
89110, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler, Hey.
89111, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,"Good, but wait. Okay, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind.  Which do you like better peanut butter or egg whites?"
89112, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Joey,"She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be a part of it."
89113, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Ross,Uh Rach…
89114, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,Listen Phoebe...
89115, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,How about just the bridemaids?
89116, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,Authorization? I don't need that. I'm gonna put everything back.
89117, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh, Rach...oh...""gleba"" is not a word."
89118, Central Perk," Phoebe's reading a newspaper, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Phoebe,"Well, not for a little while. Let's just give him a few days to get used to everything else."
89119, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Monica,"Come on! Come on, if we have sex again it’ll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closet’s still available?"
89120, Monica and Rachel's," the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them,",6,Chandler,"Well, I was trying to prove that I was right. Y’know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it’s lodged in my throat. "
89121, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Ross,"Uh, Rach, we're running low on resumes over here."
89122, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,I got something for her.  It's a book!
89123, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick,",3,Phoebe,"Why don’t you go up there and ask him to ‘step lightly, please?’"
89124, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"Like ‘em, like ‘em? Or, I’d like to get store credit for that amount like ‘em?"
89125, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there,",6,Rachel,I did but she doesn’t think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
89126, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,Ugh.
89127, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Ross,"We got honourable mention in the brother/sister dance category! Look, it’s almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?"
89128, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Well I guess I should’ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
89129, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,Ross thanks.
89130, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe,�s a good toast.
89131, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Joey,"Now it just hit her that she's leaving and she's kind of emotional so no one say anything to set her off, ok?"
89132, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags,",4,Phoebe,"Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the water and the chocolate is for me. I just didn’t feel like getting up. Okay, I’m gonna show you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you’re going to remember all of the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws."
89133, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen Rach?"
89134, Class of '91 reunion," Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys,",10,Rachel,This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
89135, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Monica,Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
89136, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Joey,"Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!"
89137, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,We’ll try to keep it down.
89138, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Rachel,"Come on see, she doesn’t look that bad."
89139, The Semi-Private Labor Room," time lapse, Ross is massaging out a cramp on Rachel’s hip as Marc opens up the privacy screen,",8,Rachel,Oh. Oh wait no.
89140, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?"
89141, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Fine. Fine, but I want the record to show that I tried to take the high road, because in about five minutes I’m gonna be saying…"
89142, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,You’re gonna get pregnant.
89143, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can’t offer anything to us!"
89144, N,"Y,U, Paleontology department, Ross is putting up the grades on the message board,",6,Ross,What time?
89145, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you've... you know, sort of been like a dad to me. I mean, you've always, you know, looked out for me and shared your wisdom..."
89146, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Phoebe," Well, it�s too late now."
89147, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh my God, I’m so sorry."
89148, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again."
89149, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,Hey.
89150, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Thanks!
89151, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,‘Cause it’s gross.
89152, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey,",3,Chandler,You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!
89153, Ross's apartment," Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer,",5,Ross,
89154, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Rachel,They’re in Vermont!! How could this happen?! 
89155, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Rachel,"C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do?"
89156, Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe,,9,Ross,"yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off."
89157, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  finish telling the story of Hanukkah,",7,Phoebe,Oh.
89158, Ross's room," Charlie is sitting on the bed, while Ross is walking up and down nervously",9,Ross,My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
89159, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, thank you."
89160, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,Yeah!
89161, The park," it’s dark outside and Monica and Ross are still fighting over the ball,",3,Ross,Hey! It’s starting to snow.
89162, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Joey,Hey!
89163, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"And, I came up with Atlantic City."
89164, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Rachel,Uh-huh.
89165, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o."
89166, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,I’m not your garbage man. I’m your mailman.
89167, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you.."
89168, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
89169, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Phoebe,Rachel? Patrick is really rich.  Give her some money.
89170, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick and the duck,",5,Ross,"Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now."
89171, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there,",5,Joey,"Uhh, just a minute officer!!"
89172, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo,",7,Chandler,Hey!
89173, A restaurant," Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Gary are on a double date, Chandler is yawning,",5,Monica,Because Phoebe and Gary are in that-can't-keep-their-hands-off-each-other-doing-it-in-the-park phase!
89174, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are there,",4,Rachel,"I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out."
89175, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are in bed together,",6,Monica," She picked Rachel. I mean, she tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel."
89176, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Great! I’m across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
89177, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Ross,"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everything’s gonna be alright."
89178, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
89179, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,I’m not quite sure.
89180, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,Oh.
89181, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
89182, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,These old things.
89183, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
89184, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I’m so sorry. Um, and maybe I’m wrong! I but—y’know I’m gonna go out with him again, I’ll find out more."
89185, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,They put that in.
89186, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Rachel,Y'know Ross why don’t you put that on your answering machine!
89187, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club."
89188, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"That’s right, there you go! Crushes happen all the time! I know I’ve had them for all you guys. Well, except for Ross and Chandler. And I’m sure you’ve had them for us."
89189, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?
89190, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
89191, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Ross,So apparently I’m available for lunch.
89192, Ross's bedroom," Ross is humming the Star Wars theme, Rachel enters, with her hair done up like Princess Leia's, and wearing a belly dancer's outfit, to simulate the gold bikini thing,",3,Ross,"I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. "
89193, Joey and Rachel's," breakfast is finished but Rachel’s still down,",7,Rachel,"Look, y’know I know my life’s going pretty well, but I look around and I just see so many people who’ve accomplished so many other goals by the time they’re thirty."
89194, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Chandler,You look beautiful. Is this new? 
89195, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Ross,
89196, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Okay.
89197, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,Hey!
89198, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler," And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!"
89199, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,It's not a cat!
89200, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,Pssst...
89201, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,But my clothes are—ohh! 
89202, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,"Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl."
89203, A hallway in an apartment building," Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens,",4,Phoebe,"There-there was a suicide note?!  Well, do you still have it?"
89204, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica, You know the words! You are so into this!
89205, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, just don’t get your hopes up."
89206, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Joey,"Well, you're way sounds a lot better than mine.  Yeah. Yeah! It's not that I'm a bad actor…"
89207, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Hmm.
89208, Ross’s Apartment," Ross and Monica are there,",6,Ross,Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. We’re not 13 anymore.
89209, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know."
89210, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Ross,Correct! What is Chandler Bing’s job?
89211, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is still talking to Earl,",7,Phoebe,Chandler?
89212, Chandler’s office," the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper,",4,Ross,Where’s my ring? My dead grandmother’s wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?
89213, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Monica,I swear I didn’t know she was a hooker! I mean wh—Did you let her smoke in here?
89214, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey,What's that now?
89215, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,"Umm, and looking at people differently."
89216, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily fllipping through a magazine,",3,Chandler,All right!
89217, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,Is this because of the burrito thing?
89218, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler," Okay, everybody stay here. I will find out what’s going on."
89219, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Joey,Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
89220, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,"Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared."
89221, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,"Oh, wait a minute! Who’s is the father?!"
89222, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,That is neither here nor there.
89223, Chandler's Office in Tulsa," in the conference room, Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair,",9,Chandler,Hey. Where've you been?
89224, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch, Monica and Joey enter,",10,Ross,Really? Which one?
89225, Monica's apartment," The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table, Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him",10,Rachel,"No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?"
89226, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Look, she’s really nice. Okay? And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges."
89227, The Semi-Private Labor Room," they’re brining in yet another woman,",8,Ross,Uh Rach…
89228, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Rachel,Y'know I can’t believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
89229, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Joey,Marcel?
89230, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Janice are returning from their DAY OF FUN!,3,Chandler,Oh God!
89231, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Other wall, people! Other wall!"
89232, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,We love marriage!
89233, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn’t be living in an apartment.
89234, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Monica,No it’s not! No! No! Now it’s about you and Ross getting back together!
89235, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Monica,"Matt Guire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wire…"
89236, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,You're pretending the pillow's a girl right?
89237, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler,What?
89238, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey,"All right, let’s get me back up there! "
89239, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Ross,Is everything okay?
89240, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?"
89241, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,"Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy..."
89242, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Phoebe,"So-so, what do you want for lunch?"
89243, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did! And don’t you say, ""No, I didn’t!"""
89244, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,Hello.
89245, The slot machines," Phoebe is still feeding quarters into the one-armed bandit as the lurker peeks over the top of the machines,",5,Phoebe,"Be cool!  Okay lady, your lurking days are over!"
89246, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
89247, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"No reason, except…she…told…me."
89248, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, she was bald, she’s not now."
89249, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,"Please, please, please, don't be mad at me."
89250, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Or Carol! But they’re funny to kids and who is it hurting?!
89251, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away."
89252, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,What?
89253, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Phoebe," Okay pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, okay Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?! She forgot my vegetarian!"
89254, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Okay, gimme my monkey back."
89255, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"I don't know, probably just invest it."
89256, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler,"Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess."
89257, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, who’s it for?"
89258, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that’s why I let people watch."
89259, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Yeah! Right!
89260, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica,"Look, I wanted to tell I’m-I’m sorry you lost."
89261,Ross's apartment," Phoebe is at the door,",9,Ross,"Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married."
89262, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Rachel,"What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?"
89263, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Monica, All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
89264, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, Hey!
89265, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,What?
89266, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,But….
89267, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Monica,Why is Ross naked?
89268, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Ross,"Ohh! Okay! Okay.  into…"""
89269, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Rachel,"Why, does she have a bad personality?"
89270, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Chandler,What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
89271, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Chandler,"That's good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people who's resolution is to plummet to their deaths."
89272, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Rachel,"Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?"
89273, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Phoebe,"All right, so what were you thinking?"
89274, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Come in! Come in!  We’re engaged!!!
89275, Central Perk," Some time later that day, The group has left and Charlie is there when Ross enters,",10,Ross,"Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?"
89276, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,You can’t wear that! I’m wearing the famous tux! James Bond’s tux!
89277, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,"Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker Texas Ranger?"
89278, Richard’s bedroom," Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles, We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn,",3,Monica,Ow!
89279, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
89280, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!"
89281, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,Ross?
89282, Monica and Chandler's kitchen," Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk, He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise,",7,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what we can do? Y’know, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, y’know like we did when we were first going out. It’d be fun!"
89283, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,"I, I don’t get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again."
89284, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,"Because, I wanted to hurt you."
89285, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler, Have I got the 50 guys for you!
89286, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there  and pretend you’re a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
89287, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman.
89288, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,Hey.
89289, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Joey are reading Chandler’s new vows,",7,Joey,If he goes first he can!
89290, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Monica,"Well uh, I’m trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?"
89291, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?"
89292, Ross',,9,Ross,I told you about my daughter.
89293, Monica and Phoebe's," Chandler and Monica are eating Monica’s dinner,",6,Monica,You don’t want to know what tonight was.
89294, The playground, Ross put Emma on the swing and they’re ready to play,10,Ross,"See, I told you!"
89295, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. 
89296, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,Only way to fly.
89297, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Chandler,"Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?"
89298, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Joey," Well look, hey, it's all your fault!"
89299, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,"All right. . He is a good guy. You’re right, he wouldn’t cheat."
89300, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross,Yeah. What are we gonna do?
89301, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,That’s Will from high school!
89302, The Airport Ticket Counter," Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served,",8,Monica,I’m in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
89303, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Chandler,"Ross, don’t. Ross!"
89304, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Chandler,"Oh, I will. But I will need a mirror... as he is me!"
89305, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Rachel,I’m gonna get back to retraining. 
89306, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Phoebe,"Oh now, don't give away the farm!"
89307, Central Perk,,1,Chandler, It is?
89308, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Monica,"All right, what’s going on?"
89309, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, but then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area."
89310, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Monica,"Okay, come on, do it one more time!"
89311, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Ross,"Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey you’re with me."
89312, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Monica,...If-you-say-so.
89313, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
89314, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Phoebe,"He could be in disguise, y’know."
89315, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Chandler,So great things are happening at work and in your personal life!
89316, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s a Macy’s bag!"
89317, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,You seriously changed your name to that?
89318, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,What-what’s going on?
89319, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,Okay!
89320, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh…
89321, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Rachel,"Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was y’know, it was like a dollar."
89322, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Ross,You got off the plane.
89323, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel," Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!"
89324, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Joey,"Oh, it was so amazing. After the  love making..."
89325, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,Somebody is gonna pick us.
89326, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,No! Her boyfriend Richard!
89327, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is opening the door to Monica,",8,Ross,"Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he’d be the stepfather of my child."
89328, The hallway in Ross's building," Joey and Rachel are on their way to Ross's dinner,",10,Joey,"Uh, actually, that's.."
89329, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?"
89330, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,"Monica, what are you doing?"
89331, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,"Nope.  Man look at this! Ross, I can’t believe you said you’d play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!"
89332, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,"I have shown you everything we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pant-suit, go with the burgundy."
89333, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Phoebe,"You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know."
89334, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Phoebe,Sur-surprise.
89335, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Phoebe, Why are you being weird?
89336, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Ross,"Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?"
89337, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,Oh. 
89338, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Ugh!
89339, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,Thats a great movie. <she claps>
89340, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,Wow!
89341, The Midfield Day School," it’s after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, there you are Ben!"
89342, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Ross, Hey!
89343, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,"Oh yeah, oh and I know, but this isn’t what it looks like, ‘cause Rick is my ahh, husband."
89344, The New School," Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic,",8,Monica,"Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon."
89345, Chandler and Monica’s bathroom," Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub,",8,Monica," Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!"
89346, Monica's apartment,,10,Joey,"Alright, hurry up, you gotta do something."
89347, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay?"
89348, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,"Well, I like it. Here you go. "
89349, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Monica,"Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?"
89350, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,"Hey, who wants to ah, throw the ball around a little, maybe get a little three on three going?"
89351, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel," Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!"
89352, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, Professor and Mrs."
89353, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune."
89354, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Rachel,"Well, however great she was I just can’t afford that."
89355, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Joey,Which part exactly?
89356, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Rachel,"Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?"
89357, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is showing Monica where Sergei’s country is,",3,Monica,Wow! It’s small.
89358, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Phoebe,Can I tell you a little secret?
89359, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Oh my god.
89360, Central Perk," Rachel is serving some guy coffee,",3,Ross,"Yeah, maybe."
89361, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm…"
89362, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! 
89363, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,They don’t look any bigger than me!
89364, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Monica,Right there! That was so fake!
89365, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's carrying the laundry hamper to their coffee table,",10,Monica,You what? You said you liked them.
89366, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Saucy!
89367, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Monica,Uhm the... the ministry... of names... bureau...
89368, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Phoebe,I knew I should have married Chandler.
89369, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch."
89370, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,Have you even had a girl up here?
89371, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Ross,Pheebs!
89372, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,In the game room!
89373, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Rachel,No! No-no-no…
89374, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Joey,"I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!"
89375, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
89376, The airport," Ross and Phoebe run in,",10,Ross,"Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great."
89377, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, except Joey, is there, Phoebe is, well you y'know,",3,Chandler,"And yet, she’s still not hanging up the phone."
89378, Chandler's Office," Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr, Douglas knocks and opens the door,",1,Chandler,And?
89379, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,Nooo!
89380, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
89381, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,"Oh, no, no, I'm an intern, just like you guys… except for the tie, the briefcase… and the fact that I can rent a car."
89382, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Monica,
89383, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, I’m sure I can make it this time. I just…I just can’t be afraid to get a little bit…hit by cars. "
89384, Chandler and Monica's," Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom,",10,Monica,"Oh, well, I can move... "
89385, Central Perk," Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Oh totally!  Pull my finger.
89386, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Joey,And she’s back in the game.
89387, Central Perk," Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter,",8,Ross,"Monica, what is the matter with you?"
89388, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,Oh wow.
89389, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica,",6,Monica, Uh-huh.
89390, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job,",4,Phoebe,You mean you stole it!  Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
89391, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,Name one!
89392, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,Okay.
89393, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Chandler,"Kinda... you know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys..."
89394, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Chandler,Pretty good! I told her.
89395, Barry's Office," Rachel and Barry are getting dressed,",1,Rachel,"Oh, it's just... Oh, Barry, this was not good."
89396, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Why should Ben step aside? It was his audition in the first place! You-you just tagged along! You're like the uh, tag-a-long dad."
89397, Monica's apartment," Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit,",1,Joey,Hi everyone.
89398, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Rachel,Well-well you can give them to me! I haven’t felt my feet in years!
89399, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,"<laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen."
89400, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey, I've been here the whole time!
89401, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Monica,"When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!"
89402, Monica and Rachel's," they're all hanging out in the living room,",1,Rachel,"Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?"
89403, The Wedding Hall," continued from earlier,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay."
89404, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,Meth-methane smells…
89405, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey,"Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I..."
89406, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Monica,So?
89407, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,Is that what they say on the Figure Skating Team?
89408, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Rachel, come on. Give us a chance."
89409, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Monica,"Oh, good."
89410, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Joey,"Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something."
89411, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica, OH!
89412, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Chandler, You not gonna believe this She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.
89413, A Department Store," Joey is selling men's cologne,",2,Joey,Who?
89414, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Monica,Noooo!  I'm lying. I am so drunk.
89415, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,"You’re gonna like him so much. So umm, when do you want to meet him?"
89416, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Monica,Please!!
89417, The Hallway," Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door,",8,Chandler,What?! No! No!
89418, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel and Monica enter,",6,Monica,"So, maybe I am a little high maintenance. And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. But you know what we decided you are?"
89419, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe,Nu-uh!
89420, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"Uh, you weighted 200 pounds."
89421, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,You're welcome. 
89422, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!"
89423, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Phoebe,"Yes, yes! Like the man in the shoe!"
89424, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,So what movie do you want to see—And not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.
89425, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Well, maybe you didn’t want it to end?"
89426, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Oh. Okay, just breathe."
89427, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Oh well, all right…um, no offense, but you were kind of rude."
89428, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Monica," Oh, we are so lucky!"
89429, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Phoebe,"Hm huh, yeah."
89430, A women’s self-defense class," the instructor is just finishing a class,",6,Ross,It’s a great class.
89431, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there,",7,Joey,"Listen, sorry I didn’t stop by last night but I had a date."
89432, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Ahh, I'm gonna go get some chicken. Want some?"
89433, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock."
89434, Monica's restaurant,,9,Monica,Thank you!
89435, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Joey,"Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there."
89436, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Joey,"The blizzard. I just saw on the news, it's like the worst snow storm in 20 years! They already closed all the bridges and tunnels. "
89437, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, the next day, Phoebe is busy making a sandwich,",4,Phoebe,Six months.
89438, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Joey,"Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?"
89439, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,Why won’t you let me massage you?
89440, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Hey dude, you okay? Sorry about before."
89441, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,What?
89442, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Chandler,Hey! 
89443, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,Are you moving out?
89444, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica," Now, these are-are more realistic, but perishable."
89445, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,"Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?"
89446, Central Perk," Ross is complaining about Carol,",4,Ross,"I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!"
89447, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Monica,"Oh, we're not doing that. Okay…"
89448, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,And-and there’s no danger to her and the baby?
89449, Monica and Rachel's," it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans,",4,Monica,I can't believe he did this.
89450, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"Okay. Okay, so I’m writing you a check for…So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing?"
89451, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey, I know!
89452, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Well, believe me, it’s been a long time since I’ve been flung."
89453, Joey’s apartment," He’s there and Phoebe comes in,",10,Phoebe,"Hey Joey, want come with me to… are you ok?"
89454, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Rachel,You're not an artist.
89455, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters,",1,Phoebe,"Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?"
89456, Ross walks into Central Perk," wearing a pink and white ladies shirt, Joey is on the couch",10,Ross,
89457, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is dusting, She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again, Monica bursts in, obviously drunk,",1,Rachel,Where the hell've you been?
89458, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Joey,How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
89459, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,What?
89460, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?"
89461, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum,",4,Phoebe,Yeah!
89462, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,"Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy."
89463, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! They’re buying me drinks! They’re giving me stuff!  Knicks tonight?"
89464, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?"
89465, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Monica,Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
89466, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica,",6,Monica,"Ross, we can handle this."
89467, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Yeah-yeah, I noticed that! Is that ‘cause she’s so passionate?"
89468, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift, She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it,",7,Phoebe," Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31."
89469, The Girls apartment," Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door,",4,Rachel," Hi, Pheebs."
89470, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Monica,"Phoebe, that stuff is…"
89471, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out."
89472, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,Yeah!!
89473, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Phoebe,How long has it been since you had sex?
89474, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Ross,You too! What are the odds?
89475, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
89476, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Phoebe,"Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don."
89477, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,She had a point. 
89478, Paul’s Cabin," Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking,",6,Rachel,I came with Paul!
89479, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Rachel,No! Wait! Come on!
89480, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica, Oh!
89481, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,No.
89482, Central Perk," the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics,",3,Rachel,I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he’s Alan Alda.
89483, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Ross,"My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over."
89484, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!
89485, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler and Ross are there, Monica enters",6,Chandler,"Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay? But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment. So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
89486, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Thank you.
89487, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Chandler,Oh yeah!
89488, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Phoebe,Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.
89489, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Monica,Yeah! Do that!
89490, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. 
89491, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,Hey.
89492, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Thanks, you can just put it on the table."
89493, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Rachel,On TV?! Yeah!
89494, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,I’m sorry about your date.
89495, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Hey, it was very moving! You're just heartless!"
89496, The hallway," Joey is coming up the stairs and sees Chandler trying to open the lock,",6,Chandler,The key’s stuck in the lock.
89497, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,How do you think I got him in the first place?
89498, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"No-no, it’s not okay! It’s not! I mean you were just… You’re so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Y’know I’m just gonna—I, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here "
89499, Ross' apartment," Chandler is over,",1,Chandler,"Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?"
89500, Central Perk," Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang,",1,Phoebe,"No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious."
89501, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering,",7,Ross,What?
89502, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yes, you will be very sad. All right, well I gotta go tell Rachel the good news."
89503, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,"uhu uhu, check this out. "
89504, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,Oh my God. He threw up?
89505, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Ross,"Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's—Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new."
89506, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Joey,"Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?!"
89507, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore."
89508, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Monica,Where were you? We were supposed to meet in the wine cellar?
89509, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's ultimatum,",5,Joey, Hey Mon!
89510, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,"Oh no! It could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?"
89511, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Phoebe,"No they ran out of ""It’s a girl"" but I can fix this one,  See?"
89512, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,"Okay! I was thinking if it’s a girl, how about Sandrine? It’s French."
89513, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,"Oh I’m working on my toast for the party, or as I like to call it. Sob fest 2002. Hey check this out. "
89514, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner,",3,Joey,"When they’re hungry enough, they’ll come in."
89515, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe,",7,Ross,So?
89516, SPA massage center, Rachel enters,9,Rachel,And... taped back together.
89517, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me."
89518, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,"Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the baby."
89519, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,Tips not included.
89520, Hospital," the guy is in a coma and Mon and Pheebs are visiting,",1,Monica,"I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer."
89521, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Phoebe, Hello!
89522, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Rachel,"Aw, I love that."
89523, the hotel lobby," Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside,",9,Monica,"So, what are we gonna do today?"
89524, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Joey,"No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone you’re not…"
89525, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, little ‘X’s! Great! That makes up for everything!"
89526, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"That’s all right.  I mean hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?"
89527, The Theatre," Kate and Joey are rehearsing the same scene as before,",3,Joey,"Yeah, yeah sure, goodnight."
89528, Ross�,,9,Ross,"Uh, clearly."
89529, The delivery room," Dr, Harad is back and checking on Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!"
89530, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up,",7,Rachel,Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
89531, A Restaurant," Monica and Phoebe are on their dates with Sergei and Mischa,",3,Phoebe," Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times."
89532, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Phoebe,"Because you'll date her once, sleep with her and then forget she exists!"
89533, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe is there, Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades,",3,Rachel," Ohh, big, fat bummerrr."
89534, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel, Hi!
89535, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
89536, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Ross,I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!
89537, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Phoebe,"Why, you don't like her?"
89538, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee,",8,Joey,"This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasn’t allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!"
89539, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Ross,"Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time."
89540, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face,",7,Phoebe,"If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay."
89541, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Thank you. Thank you so much!
89542, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasn’t working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed."
89543, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,What?!
89544, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Phoebe,"Well if we make it yesterday, woo-hoo! We’re done!"
89545, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"Hi. Ohhh, you got my message."
89546, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Ross,Why are you mad at me?
89547, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Chandler,Wait! You’re going out with Kathy!
89548, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey, Wow... I did not see this coming.
89549, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Two fours.
89550, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Rachel,"No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!"
89551, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey, Chandler, Monica and the twins are there, Everything has been put into boxes,",10,Joey,Hey!
89552, The Hallway," Ross comes out and hugs Mrs, Geller,",8,Ross,"Okay, what’s up?"
89553, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,Sounds great.
89554, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is getting ready for a fishing trip and Phoebe is asking him about the fishing lures, Ross is playing with the rod, and Monica is pretty much just watching the on goings,",4,Rachel,How does going to a strip club help him better?
89555, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Hello handsome.  Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
89556, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Joey,"Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!"
89557, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!"
89558, Phoebe's apartment," She and David are still kissing each other in the living room,",9,Phoebe,"Look David, if... if you had never left, then... yeah, we'd probably still be together right now, but... you did leave, and I-I'm with Mike and I really care about him..."
89559, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe, Come on Ross. We’re sorry. Please tell us what it is.
89560, An Emergency Room," Rachel and Monica enter,  Rachel is limping and leaning on Monica for support,",1,Monica,"Oh, that is so sweet.  Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?"
89561, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"You do, thanks."
89562, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica, Rach? What are you doing?
89563, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves,",4,Monica,What do you say?
89564, Allesandro’s," Joey is coming back in with his coat on,",4,Joey,Well I guess I should’ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!
89565, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,She’s not a Tribbiani?
89566, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, we can’t, we just can’t just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!"
89567, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,And processing.
89568, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"All right then, when I’m done with this place, it’s gonna be ten times better than that place!"
89569, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,So you do know who he is!  Sorry.
89570, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Ross,"Yes, we have to tell her!"
89571, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Rachel,You’re out of toilet paper!
89572, Joey's apartment, ,6,Joey,
89573, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Hey Rach, can I talk to you outside for a second?"
89574, Piano Bar,,9,Phoebe,"Oh? Isn�t that funny? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again."
89575, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Phoebe," You guys, I’m sorry, could you please talk a little slower?"
89576, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is examining the broken foosball table as Chandler enters from his room,",6,Joey,A four and a nine.
89577, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Joey,What’s goin’ on?
89578, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. "
89579, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,Joey!
89580, Central Perk," everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter, Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made,",8,Monica,"So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?"
89581, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me."
89582, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
89583, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Ross, Hello!
89584, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still working on the door,",8,Chandler,"Okay.  So uh, Ross is kinda bummed huh?"
89585, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,Okay. Okay!
89586, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler,Yes!!
89587, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,What are you talking…
89588, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
89589, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Joey,Okay. 
89590, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"No, no, no-no-no. I smoked for years, then I quit. Right now, I can�t remember why.  You�re not allowed to smoke in this office. Not right?"
89591, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, I really liked him.  Yeah, it was really, really, really good."
89592, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,"Hmm, let’s see if it comes up this time. "
89593, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Thanks, man."
89594, The Jewelry Store," Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him,",6,Phoebe,"I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring."
89595, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. "
89596, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’s uh, somethin’ about her."
89597, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,Oh…
89598, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Joey, look who it is."
89599, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross,",2,Ross,
89600, Carol and Susan’s," Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door,",3,Ross,"Oh yeah, I’d love that."
89601, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Chandler,
89602, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Joey, Did I get it?
89603, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Yep.  Okay.
89604, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is smoking out on the balcony, Phoebe is absent,",1,Monica,Really!
89605, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,Hey! 
89606, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Monica,Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!
89607, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,Oh!
89608, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler," Hey, whoa-whoa! What's she like?"
89609, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"Ross they’re really, really, really white."
89610, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Dead.  Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach."
89611, The Hospital," the camera is placed as though it were Ben's eyes,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. "
89612, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,You did? How?
89613, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on,",8,Monica,"No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! ""Restaurant reviewer admits I was wrong about Monica."""
89614, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,Eeeee-
89615, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Chandler,Hey!
89616, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, yeah... Absolutely. I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit."
89617, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Rachel,"Well, I-I could live without it."
89618, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Chandler,But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this?
89619, A restaurant," Phoebe and Jim are on their date,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah I guess, a little."
89620, Monica and Rachel's," the phone is ringing,",5,Joey," Hey Monica, it's Joey!"
89621, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,How did it go?
89622, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,It's 430.
89623, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,
89624, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Monica," Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy."
89625, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Joey,"Well, not that it’s any of your business, but, no, we haven’t, okay?"
89626, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Rachel,Good.
89627, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Okay. 
89628, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Look at this. My two best friends!
89629, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room,",7,Chandler," Look at her go! She must love me more than I love her! What’s wrong with me? Ooh, don’t open that door."
89630, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,I think face to face.
89631, Coffee place," Joey is there, Chandler is entering",9,Chandler,Are you kidding? If I wasn't married she'd be rejecting me right now.
89632, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Monica,"Well, what am I going to say?"
89633, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date with Joey as there is a knock on the door,",8,Joey,"Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?"
89634, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,You painting his toenails?
89635, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
89636, The Doctor’s Office," the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing,",8,Rachel,I didn’t!
89637, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, you don’t want to do that, then you’re gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets."
89638, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!"
89639, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends.
89640, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Rachel,What?
89641, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Ross,"Hey, you’re right."
89642, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,"All right, well I’m gonna put my sweats back on."
89643, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
89644, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,How are we gonna decide who gets this?
89645, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Rachel,"Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer."
89646, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Ross,Petty...
89647, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,"Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?"
89648, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,So we do Supergirl.
89649, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,"No, it’s not a sign! It’s a very old key!"
89650, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Phoebe,Na-ah.
89651, Monica and Rachel’s, Joey is entering,3,Monica,I can’t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
89652, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Ross,"C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast."
89653, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,I'll miss you.
89654, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
89655, The train," it’s pulling into a station,",4,Ross,What?
89656, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,What?
89657, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Phoebe,There he is! There he is!
89658, The Men’s Bathroom," the tall guy is there as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Alright, alright, hey y’know fair is fair, "
89659, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss."
89660, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,"Well I’d be scared of them, but all right."
89661, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,Right.
89662, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,"I messed up, it was a meeting, everybody was smoking."
89663, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking,",7,Rachel,"Well, things change."
89664, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Joey, Growth!
89665, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?"
89666, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Chandler,Nude... ... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.
89667, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,"Okay, what else?"
89668, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Joey,"Yeah, and not put us in the middle."
89669, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!"
89670, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Hey!
89671, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Chandler,"Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore."
89672, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are talking to Frank,",3,Joey, Why can’t I find that?
89673, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"You, you go long."
89674, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,"Yeah, you're right, thanks Pheebs, I'm gonna go find her."
89675, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Monica,"Let's see, today's Monday... Never."
89676, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,Put your head back.
89677, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,Could be Casey.
89678, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,"Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!"
89679, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Phoebe,"Ohh that’s so sweet!  Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired."
89680, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I guess it's a little better now."
89681, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Monica,Not at these prices.
89682, The Subway," Phoebe is singing for change,",1,Phoebe, La-la-la-la...ohhh!
89683, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Monica,"Ross, that’s my jacket."
89684, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
89685, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,All right all ready.
89686, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.  It means...
89687, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"Hey, are you unsupporting me again?"
89688, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Joey,Ooh!
89689, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"You mean, we—you and me?"
89690, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Rachel,"Oh-oh-oh, which one is Bonnie again?"
89691, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
89692, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,"Okay, wish me luck."
89693, Ross’s apartment," Chandler is trying to get Joey’s money back from Ross,",6,Chandler,It’s not a real game! I made it up!
89694, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,Turn! Turn!
89695, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Chandler,"You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. "
89696, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Hi!
89697, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom,",3,Ross,"Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot."
89698, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Rachel,Oh you went to the movies by yourself?
89699, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Joey,"Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus..."
89700, The Doctor’s office," Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos,",4,Phoebe,"Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen."
89701, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Rachel, Hey Mon? I’m gonna check my messages.
89702, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Rachel,Joey! I can’t believe you just did that!
89703, The hallway," Rachel is convincing Ross that Emily is good for him,",4,Rachel,Yeah.
89704, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Ok, look, Ross. I do not want Emma going to the playground."
89705, Phoebe's apartment," Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television,",9,Phoebe,"I've always wanted to live with a guy. ""Pick up your socks!"" ""Put down the toilet seat!"" ""No! We're not having sex anymore!"" It's gonna be fun!"
89706, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Monica,What?!
89707, Tap Class," Monica is standing by the door,",1,Monica,In. 
89708, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Phoebe,What am I sitting on?
89709, Monica's apartment,,10,Chandler,The cranberries...?
89710, A Janitorial Closet," Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly,",8,Chandler,That was amazing.
89711, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! 
89712, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Joey,Guess what?
89713, Central Park," everyone's there,",1,Rachel,You're twins?
89714, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,Remembered what?
89715, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Joey,No! No! No Ross! I’m not hot! Are you hot?
89716, Ross’s apartment," Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table she’s set up in the living room, Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!"
89717, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,No.
89718, Monica and Chandler's bedroom," Chandler has his eyes closed, while Monica is fully awake,",7,Monica,You do know that was me who just said that right?  Hey. As long as we’re both up…
89719, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Rachel,"Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?"
89720, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Phoebe,"Hmm, they just don’t make ‘em like that anymore!"
89721, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe,Why?!
89722, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, I can do that."
89723, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,She’s right there.
89724, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,A cyborg?! Isn't that like a robot?!
89725, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine, When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions,",6,Monica,Me neither.
89726, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,"Okay, how did this even happen?"
89727, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,Aw.
89728, Joey's room," his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there,",5,Monica,Feeling a little better sweetie?
89729, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"Okay fine! Fine! Then you know what, I’ll just write about Phyllis! Hmm!"
89730, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica, Hi.
89731, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica,Okay. 
89732, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Monica,"No, you were right. I don't have a plan. "
89733, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Chandler,"Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window."
89734, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are there,",7,Phoebe,"So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?"
89735, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
89736, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,I guess.
89737, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,"Multi-colored robes! Ooh, and maybe a hat."
89738, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler, What is going on?
89739, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Phoebe,"It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; ""Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter."" And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter."
89740, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Joey,I’ll take it back tomorrow.
89741, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,"well Phoebe, I think you'll feel better when you know a little bit about Vicrum, His a Kite designer "
89742, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is practicing proposing,",6,Monica,"Oh, thank you!  What’s going on?"
89743, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Chandler,"Well, here we are, just a bunch of thirty year olds."
89744, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,"$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?"
89745, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Joey,Exactly.
89746, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey, Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
89747, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,...pig...pig man!
89748, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room,",9,Phoebe," Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am."
89749, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Monica,Hey guys!
89750, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny’s number which Monica has just dialed,",8,Monica, That is their old number! Jenny’s been giving it out since they moved!
89751, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Yes, doctor."
89752, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
89753, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Rachel,"Oh, I read that in high school."
89754, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,No. But I’m sure  ‘tomatoes’ does.
89755, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah.  Um, Frank, I’m really sorry but I have to go to work. It’s-it’s one of my regulars and he’s insisting that I do ‘um."
89756, The craps table," Monica is on a big roll,",5,Monica,"Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!"
89757, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,When I got married you slept with my sister.
89758, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Done! With time a-to-spare.
89759, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood."
89760, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Joey,Where've you been?
89761, Ross's apartment," Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door,",4,Ross,"Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time."
89762, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Ross,Yeah.
89763, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Phoebe,Good to see you.
89764, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,"Okay. Okay, great! Umm, okay, just turn around."
89765, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Uh Ross? You asked me that.
89766, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"No, I didn’t!"
89767, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Well of course I do! But y’know, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean you’re up against the guy who survived his own cremation."
89768, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Ross,"Oh, we just..."
89769, Central Perk," Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing."
89770, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,Fine!
89771, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,She is not…  She’s gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I can’t believe this.
89772, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Ross,"I do not always have to be—okay, okay. "
89773, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"So what, like people are gonna come in and think, ""Uh-oh, I'm outside again?"" Of course!"
89774, The delivery room," later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr, Harad is checking out Phoebe,",5,Chandler,Yes!
89775, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctor’s appointment,",8,Rachel,"Oh, everything went great."
89776, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yeah, you too."
89777, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Chandler,Here you go.  Now stop bringing us pizzas you.
89778, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,"Oh yeah! But you know what? If you need Hugsy, don't worry. Emma will totally understand. I won't... but whatever ."
89779, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross, Please be kidding.
89780, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Rachel,"Okay, see? I told you!"
89781, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,I don’t know exactly.
89782, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I’m going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the look out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you, or... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all that um...... "
89783, Fortunata Fashions," Rachel’s new job,",3,Rachel,"Oh, you got me."
89784, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Ross,"Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 200 and I picked up all the forms. I’ll take care of everything."
89785, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler,Ok honey. that was close.
89786, the hotel conference room,,9,Ross,
89787, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica, They thought Joey was a child?
89788, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"That’s right, you just enjoy."
89789, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,I know.
89790, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,"No. Not-not for me, but why don’t you take off your sweater?"
89791, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler,"Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way."
89792, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Rachel,"Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?"
89793, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Oh no-no-no! Oh-no!  No! No! Emily!
89794, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,I'm so happy for you!
89795, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me…"
89796, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Ross,Well yeah-yeah the Scottish history is so much more…
89797, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Monica,"Well, I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good."
89798, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer let’s see what you got. All right ya, put ‘em up. Come on. "
89799, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents..  Right?"
89800, Rachel and Joey’s," Joey is sitting on his recliner as Phoebe enters,",8,Joey,"She made me switch to light Mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!"
89801, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,Hey!
89802, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Ross,"Hey, y'know, Mon, if things wrong out between you and Richard’s son, you’d be able to tell your kids, that you slept with their grandfather."
89803, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe,"Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets! "
89804, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Monica,"Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?"
89805, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me,  here."
89806, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,"You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jill’s nose when you know she’s trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!"
89807, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him,",6,Joey,Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!
89808, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. 
89809, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?"
89810, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Monica,"I make the decisions, and I say no."
89811, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Joey,Who wants French toast?
89812, Central Perk," the whole gang minus Monica is there,",3,Rachel,How’d it go with Pete?!
89813, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey,"No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?"
89814, Hotel Monica," Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Yes it has! I made cookies!
89815, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Oh.. man..
89816, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Chandler,Prague?
89817, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Joey,Hey Ross!
89818, The hallway between the two apartments," Pete and Monica are returning from their date,",3,Monica,"Oh, this is so great."
89819, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,I’d like to spin the wheel!
89820, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Okay.  You uh, you wanna hear something weird?"
89821, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Rachel,"Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!"
89822, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Ross,I didn't know you knew about that.
89823, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,"Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds."
89824, Joey’s apartment," Rachel and Phoebe walk in, loaded with bags,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah but I am not sure about some of the bra's I got."
89825, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,"I’m just saying, get his number just in case. But no Chandler is in an accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill."
89826, A newsstand," Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper,",8,Phoebe,Oh hello.
89827, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang,",2,Ross,
89828, Rachel’s Room," Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs, Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside, Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an engagement ring,",9,Monica,"Oh, Aunt Liddy’s coming? That means we get five dollars each!"
89829, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Chandler,
89830, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters,",8,Monica, So?
89831, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear,",3,Rachel,Uh-huh.
89832, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself!  Without any outside help whatsoever."
89833, Lamaze class," Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap, The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end,",1,Rachel,This is just occurring to you?
89834, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica," Tulsa, Oklahoma!"
89835, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey,Get out!!
89836, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica,Pick a number! That is your only job!
89837, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Joey,"Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’."
89838, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Well I’m sorry, I thought you said it was okay."
89839, The Airport," Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge,",8,Chandler,"Yes, of course. "
89840, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel’s new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out,",4,Rachel,Yeah-eah-ha!
89841, Rachel’s Office," Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel,",8,Joey, Here she is! Future fashion superstar!
89842, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey,"Come on! You like this woman, right?"
89843, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,"I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship.  Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives."
89844, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Rachel,"Alright, somebody."
89845, Joey's Apartment," Joey is reading a script as Ross and Chandler enter carrying a basketball,",8,Ross,Well do you want some help?
89846, The Moondance diner," Monica is cleaning up with one of the waiters, with her back turned to him she removes her fake breasts and hides them under her wig,",3,Monica,Your a poet and don't know it. 
89847, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,"Okay, could you just stop talking for a second?  Yemen. That’s right, yes, I’m being transferred to Yemen!"
89848, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Monica,"All right, you’re hired!"
89849, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
89850, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"Look, do you want the ring or not?!"
89851, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,I—Ohh! 
89852, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Monica,Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
89853, the hallway," Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving,",3,Joey,Like you wouldn’t believe.  Wow! This is a great place.
89854, Rachel’s Outer Office," Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up, She stops and watches him pick up the phone,",7,Phoebe,So you hired yourself a little treat did ya?
89855, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Monica,I don't know! Why don't you just explain? What do they want? Find out what they want!
89856, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?"
89857, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah!
89858, Ross’s apartment," Carol has come to pick up Ben,",4,Ross,"So umm, any word from Susan?"
89859, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Chandler,"No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus.  I’ll get out of it."
89860, A Dry Cleaners," Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls,",6,Joey,"Joey Tribbiani! From the wall!  Huh? Okay eh-ah-anyway, I’m ready to go back up on the wall I’m the star of a new TV show."
89861, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is neglecting the game of Scrabble, for he's busily drawing on his own childhood in an attempt to help Ross, Marcel chitters about,",1,Ross,I had a 'K'. Where's where's my 'K'?
89862, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,Aren't you gonna...
89863, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner,",7,Chandler,Well you don’t have to sound so surprised.
89864, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Monica,Name one of his books.
89865, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Ross,"Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this."
89866, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'"
89867, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,"Okay, I’m gonna get your coat and then I’ll-I’ll put you in a cab."
89868, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Ross,"No-no, that’s-that’s not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!"
89869, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Rachel,"Well… That’s…y’know—That’s—We’ve been alone for the last twenty minutes we’re doing okay. Besides y’know what? I-I—Maybe we won’t be alone, ‘cause lately I-I—things have been happening between me and Ross, y’know? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Y’know? So it might be the…the beginning of something."
89870, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,"I'm not lying to you, I watched it!"
89871, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,We're not gonna talk about girth are we?
89872, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,Ohh! A man with a plan!
89873, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey,Just let her serve the beef-custard thing?
89874, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,"No, you have it, really, I don't want it-"
89875, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is laying on the counter and Rachel and Monica are comforting him again,",3,Rachel,"He's soo lucky, if Janice were a guy, she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now."
89876, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey!
89877, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oh, just think... she's gonna be watching that video on a TV that hasn't even been invented yet! With friends who right now are just like babies! And they'll be living in a floating city that the humans built to escape the ant people!"
89878, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Monica,"Hi, Josh."
89879, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Well, yeah."
89880, Monica and Chandler's," Monica walks in with one of those knitted Rasta hats,",10,Chandler,"Now that I untangled you, how 'bout you doing a little something for me?"
89881, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold,",3,Joey,You-you think?
89882, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross, So sorry Pheebs.
89883, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"Believe me, if I did see with someone, there’s no way I... "
89884, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,Sounds like a date to me.
89885, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
89886, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey,"Hey, what happened to your fancy chef’s jacket? "
89887, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,Phoebe?
89888, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
89889, Central Perk, Phoebe's beeper is going off,3,Joey,Thank you so much.
89890, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Monica,"So wait, Ross’s stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!"
89891, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe, You were?
89892, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"And, and! "
89893, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,"Love her! That's right, I…LOVE…HER!!! I love her!!  I love you, Monica."
89894, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Two in a row! You’ve got to use your tongues now! 
89895, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Ross,No!
89896, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading  Finding your G-spot."
89897, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Monica,"Oh, Chandler, sorry."
89898, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Uh, he took the SAT's for me."
89899, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Oh, look at these little bunnies!"
89900, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Rachel," Oh Chandler, stop talking!"
89901, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Chandler,"Ross, a sports car? Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to just stuff a sock down there?"
89902, The subway," Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting, He goes up to her,",1,Joey,What's wrong?
89903, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,Oh my God!
89904, Chandler and Joey's," 3,02 A,M,, Chandler is up, There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it,",5,Joey,I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. 
89905, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Joey,"But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?"
89906, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Ross,"I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn’t quite there. Y’know, I mean the thought of you and that-that Josh guy…"
89907, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,"No-no-no-no, this is bad! It’s bad! This is bad!"
89908, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Chandler,"Yeah, like in a cab..."
89909, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe, Hi!
89910, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,There is not one hair on that head.
89911, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?"
89912, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Rachel,"Oh, oh. . What is this?"
89913, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys."
89914, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Do you wanna play football?
89915, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Rachel,"Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean that’s a classic, what’s so great about The Shining?"
89916, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Sweetie, don’t worry you’ll get picked. Chandler."
89917, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is in her bedroom,",4,Phoebe,What?! What do you mean you’re going to London?
89918, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Ross,Cassie?
89919, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,What?
89920, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Joey,"Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that he’d better come up here and apologize. I’ll see you later. "
89921, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler,"What?! I’m Chandler!  Oh, that’s Richard!"
89922, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel, Nothing?
89923, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"I know, I mean a PhD is just as good as an MD."
89924, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,My God.
89925, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,What?
89926, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time."
89927, Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now," Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Ross, we actually watched the documentary together."
89928, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
89929, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Joey,Check it out!! Jam crackers!
89930, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Ross,
89931, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,Y’know who has a great video camera?
89932, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Monica,Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
89933, The street outside the building," Rachel is running to catch up with Caitlin,",5,Rachel,"Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you he's really sweet and he's really funny and he's just ugh, got a good heart. And besides, I y'know, I think he really likes you."
89934, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,"It’s just a game Mon.  Rach, how about you?"
89935, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first."
89936, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away."
89937, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Ross, Hey!
89938, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,I love you. 
89939,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,She went on one of those spray-on tan places.
89940, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
89941, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Joey,Maybe we should check the trash chute.
89942, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Rachel,"Oh y'know what, we don’t have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!"
89943, Monica and Chandler's," Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside,",8,Rachel,"Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. "
89944, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe,"But, I need your germs! I want my cold back! I miss my sexy voice."
89945, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,"No, I know I don’t either, but ya know what, it’s their party, and it’s just one night. And we don’t even have to lie; we just won’t say anything. If it comes up again, we’ll just…smile. We’ll nod along."
89946, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,"So what’s really neat. If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan, your arrangement will look fresh much longer."
89947, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,Well then I think that’s it.
89948, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Ross, what’s the big deal? So I kissed the guy!"
89949, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Monica,"Well, we certainly are alone."
89950, Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in," on time this time,",5,Rachel,"Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time."
89951, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,This game is kinda fun.
89952, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,Wow! Wow! And it’s definitely all gone? There’s nothing there to work with?  What were you thinking?
89953, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve  You know that? You don't want to spoil your appetite.",1,Monica,
89954, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself."
89955, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,"Ohh, I like swimmer’s bodies!"
89956, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,What's up?
89957, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh yeah? Come and get it.
89958, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering with a man,",10,Monica,"Ok, thank you. Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?"
89959, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,It was just a kiss. 
89960, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Joey,Says who? Your mom?
89961, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"And you know, I have a massage client soon."
89962, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Chandler,
89963, Ross's apartment," he's unpacking after moving in, There's a knock on the door and he answers it,",5,Ross,"No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard."
89964, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,"Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! "
89965, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get too excited, I just ahh, y’know try to thing of other things like ah sandwiches, and ah baseball, and ah Chandler!"
89966, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are still working on his interviewing techniques,",8,Phoebe,Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you’ll be great.
89967, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,"Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me."
89968, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Ross," Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices."
89969, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,"Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news."
89970, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,)",1,Monica,"Hey dad, what's up?  Oh God. Ross, it's Nana."
89971, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,That’s what you say about porn.
89972, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.
89973, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Joey,"Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?"
89974, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,They gave me the shaft all right.
89975, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter to find Phoebe there with the triplets,",10,Chandler,"Owen didn't know he was adopted, and Monica told him."
89976, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler," Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!"
89977, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,And a crappy New Year.
89978, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Monica,Yeah.
89979, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Phoebe,What make you think I can?! 
89980, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Probably, yeah... I mean, maybe we should... hold off until we talk to Ross."
89981, Chandler’s office," Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing, His boss is writing on a white board,",3,Chandler,"Excuse me, Doug?  Hey there sports fan!!"
89982, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica,
89983, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Joey,"Okay dude!  Hey you uh, you sent Kristen flowers."
89984, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian."
89985, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Rachel,What?
89986, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second.  Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!"
89987, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Come on. 
89988, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross,"Rachel! Well, you-you’re not at home, you’re-you’re-you’re right here."
89989, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Hi!
89990, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Rachel,So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?
89991, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"You’d think that would embarrass me, but you see I’m maxed out."
89992, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Rachel,Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
89993, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross, There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
89994, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Joey,Yeah.
89995, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben.  Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents."
89996, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Rachel,But you are a liar.
89997, A random apartment building," Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning,",7,Chandler,"You-you-you didn’t know that.  Well, I guess my work here is done!"
89998, Monica's apartment," where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place,",10,Phoebe,"You know, the strippers, and the guys dancing, and you know, pee-pee's flying about."
89999, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Phoebe,"God, what a mess. "
90000, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,We’re never gonna find anybody.
90001, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Joey, She was nice!
90002, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?"
90003, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica, I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.
90004, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Monica," All right, I’m gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?"
90005, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,"Thank you! And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room."
90006, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"Yeah, y'know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! "
90007, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"All right, here you go buddy. "
90008, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Wait, you like them with me."
90009, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"I don't like it when people take food off of my plate, okay?"
90010, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Rachel,Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious.
90011, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Wh - No. Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier and asked for her daughter, the ""hot nanny""."
90012, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it."
90013, Central Perk," Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks,",1,Rachel,
90014, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Joey,"Yeah, and I’m a little tired from digging the hole."
90015, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther,",6,Joey,Yeah?
90016, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Monica,"And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!"
90017, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
90018, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Ross,"Oh I’m, I’m making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do."
90019, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Monica,Ok who thinks the food is delicious and a little pretention never hurt anyone? 
90020, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are there,",8,Ross,Y’know I don’t understand why they didn’t cry. It was a beautiful speech.
90021, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,"This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I can’t believe I found it!"
90022, Ross's Apartment," continued from earlier,",8,Joey, Hey Ross. It’s Joey. There’s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you’d know something about it.
90023, Dr," Long’s Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor, Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed,",8,Rachel,"Hi Dr. Long, how are you?"
90024, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Good.
90025, A Restaurant," Chandler and Phoebe are entering, This is the place where the guy who bought Chandler’s ring is going to propose,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay.  Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call."
90026, Chandler arrives home from work,,9,Chandler,DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica 
90027, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Thank you.
90028, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,No. But thanks.
90029, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Ross,"I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!"
90030, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Chandler,"That’s okay Pheebs, we’re not having a party or anything, so you don’t have to get us…"
90031, A hallway in the hospital," Monica and Chandler are talking,",9,Chandler,"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?"
90032, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey," Ok, Rach!"
90033, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters,",3,Joey,"All right, you’re probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it was me, and this is just me,  I would ah, I would bow out."
90034, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out,",5,Rachel,"Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?"
90035, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Phoebe,"Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative?"
90036, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler's is worse."
90037, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey,Dude I just did something terrible.
90038, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Rachel,"N-no, Emma dropped her sock."
90039, Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"It's a one-woman play called ""Why don't you like me a bitter woman's journey through life""."
90040, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Ross,Okay.
90041, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal."
90042, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"I'll try to stop. Wait, did you say until the sixth?"
90043, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Hey.
90044, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Rachel,Uh! It’s horrible!
90045, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Ross,"Excellent! Excellent, now-now do you want another question or a Wicked Wango card?"
90046, An airplane cabin," Ross and Rachel are both reading as a guy stops by their row,",5,Rachel,"Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you."
90047, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Joey,Wow!
90048, Monica’s birthday," Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel,",7,Ross,Come on!
90049, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Joey,"I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off."
90050, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Yay!
90051, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 300 A.M., ""I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren."" was what?  A wrong number?"
90052, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,"Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, ""Keep your mitts off my grub?"""
90053, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Rachel,Okay what’s up?
90054, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,Who the hell is Jordie?
90055, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Rachel,"So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?"
90056, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! 
90057, Ross’s birthday," night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left,",7,Joey,All-all right!  Start it up! Let’s go!
90058, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,Ohh that’s sweet!
90059, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross, What?
90060, Hotel's bar," Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands, She's hidden behind a huge plant",9,Ross, Oh. Can I... can I ask who?
90061, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross,Thanks you guys. 
90062, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Rachel,Oh my God!
90063, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! The yuk! Ross, he's doing it again! "
90064, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase,",3,Phoebe,Well not exactly like the one in the poem.
90065, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
90066, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Rachel,Phoebe is gonna be Monica’s maid of honor!
90067, Backstage at Joey’s play," Joey is arriving, late,",3,Joey, When is she leaving?
90068, At Pyramid," Joey is with the woman now,",10,Joey,
90069, The Xerox place," Chandler and Joey are waiting in line,",3,Joey,Both of us? 
90070, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Chandler,Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!
90071, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross, Hello!
90072, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Chandler,"He was asking all these questions about you, me, and London. And, of course the glue that holds this all together, the rules."
90073, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Rachel," Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn’t call. I mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!"
90074, Street in front of the London Marriott," Joey and Chandler exit, Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler,",4,Joey,I got it!  Here we go.
90075, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,Kiss me.
90076, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,I guess so.
90077, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,"Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time."
90078, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Joey,"Ok, ok! "
90079, Joey and Janine’s," Chandler knocks on the front door, Joey answers the door,",6,Chandler, It’s spreading already.
90080, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,"You can’t, because of the new skylight!"
90081, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Monica,He hates to lose.
90082, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,Yes! 
90083, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross, Well...
90084, At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door,9,Phoebe," Hello ""ja"", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole."
90085, Monica and Rachel's," it’s 0-Dark,30, in other words it’s really, really early, Everyone’s asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun, Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound,",4,Chandler,You!
90086, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,Hey Joe!
90087, The Bings�,,9,Monica,"Oh good, I hate it when you do that"
90088, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Chandler,Yes. Vividly.
90089, Monica and Chandler's," everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly,",6,Monica,I don’t need a tissue! I’m fine-d!
90090, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,Fine ... mediocre porn
90091, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,Oh yeah?
90092, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Chandler,"Hang on, she’s right here.  Someone's on the phone, for ya."
90093, Central Perk,,9,Monica,Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
90094, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,Bus?
90095, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica,"Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?"
90096, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Rachel,What about  Monica.
90097, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Oh! I forgot you used to live here!
90098, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,"Ok well, I would like to do a dig in the painted desert."
90099, Ralph Lauren,,9,Rachel,You're pretty.
90100, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,...But a man can change. 
90101, Beatrice Bridal Shop," Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emily’s dress,",4,Monica,Yes?
90102, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Monica,"Oh, that’s okay, I can’t wait to see everything again! All of the memories…"
90103, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Which is why my answer is yes!
90104, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe," Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm."
90105, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel,"Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me..."
90106, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting behind a red drum set,",7,Rachel, Hey!
90107, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Monica,Chandler! He’s seven; he’s not stupid.
90108, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,Is that college talk for horny?
90109, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,Ennnh.
90110, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Oh!
90111, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,I think so.
90112, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,"Please, what about you and Chandler?"
90113, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Chandler,Okay.  You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
90114, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
90115, Joey’s Dressing Room," Joey and Chandler are there,",6,Chandler,"Hi, how are ya?"
90116, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica,"Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it."
90117, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, y’know what? Don’t look at it. "
90118, Chandler's bedroom," he is giving Monica a massage,",5,Chandler,It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!
90119, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Phoebe,Guess we'll never know how it ends.
90120, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"All right, buddy!"
90121, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Ross,You think?
90122, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Uh-uh. Ehm, a Knicks game."
90123, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe,",6,Joey,
90124, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,"
90125, Ross�,,9,Ross,I don�t know.
90126, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,Ross...
90127, inside Central Perk,,3,Joey,Hey-hey!
90128, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Whoa-ho-ho!  Yeah, okay."
90129, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Monica,"Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you."
90130, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Phoebe,Okay.
90131, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"He's a great guy, y'know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady."
90132, Central Perk," Ross is getting Rachel’s muffin,",9,Joey,"You should scream at me, or-or-or curse me, or hit me."
90133, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Rachel,"On a cliff, in Barbados, at sunset, and Stevie Wonder sang Isn’t She Lovely as I walked down the aisle."
90134, inside Central Perk,,3,Chandler,Hi.
90135, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey, What’s twisted?
90136, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Joey,Yeah.
90137, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
90138, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Chandler,It's a four.
90139, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,"So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it’s not even like we know how to be with each other anymore."
90140, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe, Hey!
90141, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?"
90142, Central Perk," Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry,",1,Rachel,"It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job."
90143, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you don’t want to be doing something and then look up and see something you don’t want to be seeing."
90144, The Bings�,,9,Monica,Yes.
90145, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,What?
90146, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,What’s the matter now?
90147, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,So? Did you get the annulment?
90148, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Chandler,Thank you Rachel.
90149, Monica and Rachel's," The girls are talking with the firemen,",1,Rachel,"Oh, my god."
90150, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica, I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
90151, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Okay. 
90152, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Phoebe, You’re Frank’s best man?!
90153, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,Thank you! 
90154, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didn’t invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?"
90155, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica,"Alright, what was this sentence originally? "
90156, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,Ross I—We tried all the spicy food. It’s not working.
90157, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Ross,Not yet.
90158, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"No, Joey."
90159, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,"Well, I'm- I'm showering."
90160, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly,",4,Monica,"I guess Joey was right, it does nothing."
90161, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Chandler,Hey!
90162, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Rachel,He got it a flea market!
90163, Outside of Central Perk," Phoebe is exiting and sees a woman put out her cigarette on a tree,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!"
90164, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,"No, it's not just that. It's just—I want someone who... who does something for me, y'know? Who gets my heart pounding, who... who makes me, uh... "
90165, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings,",3,Rachel,"Yeah. Well, umm....."
90166, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Ross’s. We'll be back in a minute. 
90167, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Hey Mon, how's it going?"
90168, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,Great…
90169, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh okay, I’ll fix that to. What’s her e-mail address?"
90170, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Ross,"Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey."
90171, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Oh my God!
90172, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Joey,"Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin’ good. When do I get to take that baby out again?"
90173, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,"No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know it’s time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean don’t’ you think?"
90174, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Joey,"Yeah according to the news, most of the city did."
90175, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Chandler,"So, where's Mike?"
90176, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Ross,I'm not a nice guy.
90177, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E, Joey is of course Mac,",7,Joey,
90178, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Y’know what? I-I gotta go. 
90179, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on,",6,Phoebe,
90180, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself."
90181, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julie’s,",7,Chandler,"Look I know it was a stupid reason to break up with somebody, but I was 15!"
90182, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Well, thanks a lot for hookin’ me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest."
90183, Central Perk," everyone is there,",8,Chandler,And you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
90184, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monica’s soul mate,",8,Monica," Phoebe, good work."
90185, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," Okay, coming!"
90186, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Phoebe,"Oh-okay, I get the game now."
90187, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Joey,Heh... I was bluffing.
90188, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Chandler,Where I don’t want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
90189, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Yeah, well, it feels different."
90190, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,Yeah. I’m sorry.
90191, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Ross,Ben Franklin.
90192, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,"… and that’s the story of the dreidle. Now, some people trace the Christmas tree back to the Egyptians, who used to bring green palm branches into their huts on the shortest day of the year, symbolising life’s triumph over death. And that was like 4000 years ago."
90193, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is memorizing his lines, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as well,",6,Chandler,"Now-now, why would you say that Joseph?"
90194, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting on the sofa, reading the newspaper,",9,Chandler,"Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. "
90195, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Monica,"Hey, we can take her back with you if you want."
90196, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, I’ll let you have her."
90197, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,Really?
90198, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Phoebe,"Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go."
90199, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel, See?
90200, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,I'm a woman!
90201, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Phoebe,What's your news?
90202, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen chopping vegetables, Chandler and Phoebe are sitting in the living room,",3,Phoebe," Why isn’t it Spiderman? Y’know like Goldman, Silverman..."
90203, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Monica,"Oh, you're kidding."
90204, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Ross,Hey!
90205, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Ross,I'll...
90206, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is working as Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Look, you and I went to different high schools..."
90207, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Are you sure?
90208, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions."
90209, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Chandler,Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?
90210, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Monica,Yeah!
90211, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Joey, Is it back in the cage?
90212, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Rachel,Do you even know what a vicar is?
90213, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Damn it. It's never off the table. 
90214, The hallway between the apartments," Monica is lugging one of those floor polishing machines through the hallway, Rachel comes up the steps and stops when she sees Monica,",4,Rachel,Hmm-mmm.
90215, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,I’m not saying that I’m a lesbian! I’m just saying that this happened!
90216, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Ross,
90217, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"So, can you trust me?"
90218, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,Do you want any help?
90219, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey stares at a picture of a bay on the wall, Janine comes out of her room,",6,Joey,"Alright, I can make my peace with the clean dry towels…Also what is with these chips you bought?"
90220, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,"Look at it this way you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?"
90221, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,Close. Ron. 
90222, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Joey,"Welcome to New York City! Or should I say ""ghe deu flooff New York City""?"
90223, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Rachel,Really!
90224, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Rachel,
90225, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Rachel,Hey!
90226, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe, She's just getting dressed.
90227, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I..."
90228, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Joey,"Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that’s the first A I’ve gotten since seventh grade, and I didn’t have to sleep with the teacher this time."
90229, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey, I am on fire!
90230, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man."
90231, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Oh, Ross…"
90232, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Y'know what, that’s fine, maybe you haven’t grown up, but I have."
90233, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Joey,Hey Rach?
90234, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are still discussing Bobby and Dina’s situation,",8,Joey,Because! ‘Cause… ‘Cause you’re my baby sister!
90235, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door, Rachel answers it,",7,Ross,He left that.
90236, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Monica,"Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly..."
90237, Central Perk," Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffay’s checks; there were a lot of them.
90238, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
90239, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this."
90240, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,or...
90241, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Ross,Hmmm-mmmm.
90242, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Monica,"Phoebe, you are a bad ass!"
90243, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Phoebe,"Okay, maybe it was a trick question.  Um, Rachel can we do this now?"
90244, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,Hey!
90245, Ross' apartment," Monica and Phoebe sitting on the floor next to Clunkers basket,",7,Monica,That's not gonna work.
90246, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Monica,I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
90247, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Chandler,Why? Okay? Why? Wh-wh-why did that have to happen?
90248, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn’t work either, I can’t tell you how many mornings I woke up with her..."
90249, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Chandler,....with??
90250, The Hallway," Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready, to go to the hospital,",1,Ross,What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
90251, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Uh, The Wheatsheaf."
90252, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,No I mean it! I can’t believe they would do this to you! And to your fans! I mean they are going to be devastated! Heart broken! They love you so much!
90253, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty words while he looks on,",8,Phoebe,—Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
90254, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,"Why...Why should I? I mean if she wants to move on, that's fine!"
90255, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler, Uh ... Mommy?
90256, Ross's apartment," Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off,",1,Ross,Alright... 
90257, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Rachel,"Ross, would you just stop it! It’s getting really old."
90258, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Monica,Here’s your key 
90259, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"No. No, not at all, not at all. I actually was gonna bring someone myself, so…"
90260, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Rachel,I really do.
90261, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel, I’m sorry!
90262, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter, Phoebe gasps,",6,Chandler,"I’m gonna do it tomorrow y’know, and-and surprise her, but now you’ve ruined it!"
90263, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!"
90264, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight.  It's been kinda a long day."
90265, Phoebe and Rachel's," everyone minus Ross are arriving to inspect the damage, The fire department is still there,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, it’s bad. It’s really bad. The only thing in there that isn’t burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!"
90266, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Monica,"Hi, how are you doing Kelly?"
90267, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
90268, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,Uh-huh. 
90269, Halloween Adventure," a costume shop, there is a salesman behind the counter, Ross enters,",7,Ross,"Okay look, do-do, you have anything Christmassy? I promised my son, and I really don't want to disappoint him, um, come on, I…uh, you gotta have something."
90270, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"Sure! Tout le plaisir est pour moi, mon ami."
90271, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,"He's a great guy, y'know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady."
90272, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Oh my God.
90273, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!"
90274, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Rachel,Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
90275, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,Hey it's the most eligible man in NY. How's the moving on going?
90276, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Monica,"Rachel, what's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar?"
90277, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey,"Oh I like this place. And technically, technically I’m not breaking any rules so I…"
90278, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Have you seen Monica?
90279, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,Hello? 
90280, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Ok...this could be a little awkward...I'm just going to blow past it... well can't you just use that method actor thing where you use your real life memories to help you in your performance?
90281, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that."
90282, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club,",4,Rachel,"Oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her g-string and grazed her thigh…"
90283, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler, Monica…
90284, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,Then I got all needy and clingy.
90285, Rachel and Joey's," Joey is in the kitchen and the telephone rings,",10,Joey, She has a lot of crap!
90286, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Ross,"Joey, come on now, for me! Please, just-just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else."
90287, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Monica,Okay. I can do that.
90288, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Chandler,"Thank you, Joey."
90289, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!"
90290, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Oh thanks!
90291, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,"So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight."
90292, Ross's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are watching a movie,",6,Phoebe,Oh sure!  Noo!
90293, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Yeah, down from seven hundred, you are saving like two hundred bucks!"
90294, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Joey,Just put it on a plate and leave.
90295, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, but I don’t think that means anything."
90296, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,We should always always break up together.
90297, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel," That's Molly, she's sick. Can you watch Emma today?"
90298, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Monica,"Umm, why don't you give me something that would be a good reason and-and then I'll tell you if it's true."
90299, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? I’ll see you guys later. Thanks. "
90300, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? "
90301, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is on the phone and Monica is nonchalantly ""minding her own business"",",10,Monica,Bye.
90302, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Monica,"Wait, wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them, Chandler."
90303, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Joey,"Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah!  Enh? All right, what do you think?"
90304, Rachel and Joey's apartment," Joey enters,",10,Rachel,"Seriously, good night!"
90305, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,Hey!
90306, Central Perk," Gunther is wiping down the counter as Ross rushes in,",3,Ross,"Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didn’t say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place."
90307, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,"Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so now you go."
90308, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Rachel,Why? I love that thing.
90309, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Chandler,We don't have a code word.
90310, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,"Yeah... All right, well that rules out Lana Titweiller"
90311, The beach house," Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge,",4,Monica,Oh.
90312, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Monica,"I’m fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door."
90313, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe, John Glenn is here?!
90314, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica, Y’know what’s weird?
90315, Ross and Emily’s room," Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed,",5,Ross, Emily?!
90316, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Ross,"Uhh, okay, it’s uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married."
90317, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Let me see that.
90318, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey,"No! No! No, not after seeing that."
90319, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Joey,"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We’re on a date."
90320, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Ross,"Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great. ...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh, something grape?"
90321, Central Perk," the gang's all there, Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention,",4,Ross,
90322, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee,",9,Phoebe," Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike."
90323, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Ross,"...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?  I could call immigration!"
90324, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"Oh, c'mon, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, and it's like... "
90325, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel, Hi!
90326, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Ross,The chocolates aren't here yet.
90327, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,"Ohh, you can see them, huh?"
90328, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Joey,"I know, but don’t you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?"
90329, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Rachel,Wow! This is so amazing! What else? What else?
90330, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"Oh...baby-proofing... Why is this such a big deal now? Y'know, when I was a kid it was like.. ""Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!"" or er.. ""Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!"" Huh!"
90331, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Chandler,I am so sorry. I really am. I was an idiot back then. I rushed the stage at a Wham concert for crying out loud!
90332, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica,"Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy."
90333, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,Think about it.
90334, Chandler's Office," Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters,",1,Chandler,"No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake."
90335, Ross's apartment," his doorbell is ringing and he’s running to answer it while doing up his pants,",6,Ross,"Well, I’d love to! Here, you wait right here and I’ll go get the projector and my notes!"
90336, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Oh. What's a lurker?
90337, Chandler's office," He's on the phone, agitated,",6,Monica," Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce."
90338, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Chandler,Okay.
90339, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Chandler, What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
90340, Central Perk," Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch,",10,Phoebe,Okay!
90341, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, how's it going?"
90342, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,Oh thanks.
90343, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Chandler,Y’know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.
90344, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe, I'm sorry.
90345, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth."
90346, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica, Are you OK?
90347, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,The guy left this.
90348, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Well, yeah."
90349, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Joey,Hey I got one! I got one!
90350, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,"Well yeah, don’t-don’t you think it’s a she?"
90351, Joey and Rachel's,,10,Joey,"Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?"
90352, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,"Ooh, Ooh."
90353, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey, That's-ah what I suspected-ah.
90354, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Monica,Of course.
90355, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are entering,",7,Rachel,"Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You don’t want to win an award this way. You’re very talented. And someday you’re gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something."
90356, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Monica, you don't think sharks are sexy do you?
90357, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Monica,"Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you."
90358, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Monica,Don’t you see? It’s the perfect crime!
90359, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"That-that is your make out buddy. Don’t you recognize him?  Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please."
90360, Mike's piano bar,,9,Phoebe,"""No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!"" Thank you!"
90361, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,That’s right.
90362, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon."
90363, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Phoebe,One? How about a whole bunch?
90364, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Rachel,"You know, he was just doing his job..."
90365, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey, I GOT THE LEAD IN A MOVIE!!!!!!
90366, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh?  Ok!"
90367, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,Joey!
90368, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Rachel,"Oh, hmm."
90369, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, but you said, ""Will you marry me?"""
90370, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge,",3,Joey,Done.
90371, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Ross,"Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I’m trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?"
90372, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Joey,Personal thing? What personal thing? I don’t know.
90373, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Joey,"Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize."
90374, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,Hey Joe! How's the second draft of the letter coming?
90375, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Rachel, Ugh!
90376, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are reading a scene from Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,"I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, ""Ooh, where’d Ross go?"""
90377, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Warm milk and Excedrin P.M. 
90378, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Ross,"The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed."
90379," Joey's at the game show ""Pyramid"" with host Donny Osmond",,10,Joey,"Ahaha, he might as well just give us the points."
90380, the hallway," Monica is coming up the stairs,",3,Chandler,"Well okay Jerry, thanks for stopping by."
90381, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"This bench, it’s hollow! I can’t believe I never knew that!  Oh, the presents!!!"
90382, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Phoebe,I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
90383, Monica's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Oh, I know... I still have my old key!  We can just unlock the door."
90384, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City,",5,Monica,Oh my God! You're water broke!
90385, Chandlers hotel room," Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking, There’s an awkward air between them, They are both clutching the covers in from of them,",4,Monica,Well...I’d better get going.
90386, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Chandler,I’m sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
90387, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Ross,"Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?"
90388, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler,And I just want a million dollars! 
90389, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Phoebe,I thought I’d try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I’ll be back soon.
90390, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler, You picked Ross?!
90391, Monica's apartment,,10,Ross,Nice!
90392, Rachel is at Monica's," talking about Chandler & him watching ""Shark Porn"",",9,Joey,What?
90393, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Rachel,"Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here."
90394, a NYU lecture hall," Ross is trying to phase out his accent,",6,Ross," All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression…"
90395, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,What’s the matter?
90396, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Chandler,"No, Janice."
90397, A nightclub," Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey,",4,Joey,"Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little."
90398, Rachel’s Outer Office," she’s returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups,",7,Rachel,
90399, Outside Chandler’s Office," Chandler is just about to go into his office when Bob calls for him from behind,",8,Chandler,"Uhh yeah. Yeah, it’s  Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?"
90400, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe, What?!
90401, The Broom Closet," Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success,",1,Phoebe,"I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.  I'm sorry, you were fighting."
90402, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Joey,"I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants."
90403, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe," Oh, hey, you guys!"
90404, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,What? Oh yeah.  really—I should have been thinking about you Rach…
90405, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,Is it a meatball sub?
90406, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,Oh.
90407, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Phoebe,"Tell him, tell him."
90408, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Monica, I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
90409, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter,",7,Ross,"Oh, she isn’t home."
90410, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Joey,Ooh! Ah! Okay! 
90411, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler," All right, I’m off to see your dad."
90412, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Joey,I don’t want to move again!
90413, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Rachel, Ohhh... I'm fine.
90414, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. "
90415, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Phoebe, Hey!
90416, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"No Phoebe, I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!"
90417, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Ross,"How weird is that? Y’know? You’re moving in with me and have the one thing I don’t have. It’s like uh, in a way you-you complete me  kitchen."
90418, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Chandler,"Well, you owe me one, big guy."
90419, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are entering, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch,",7,Joey,Hey!
90420, Central Perk," Frank Jr,, Phoebe and the triplets are there, The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch,",10,Phoebe,"Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute."
90421, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,All right!
90422, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.
90423, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is on the phone, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the kitchen,",7,Chandler,Hey!
90424, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,That’s not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don’t say that I don’t have goals!
90425, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Monica,"Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?"
90426, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray,",7,Monica,What?! Which one?!
90427, Restaurant,,9,Joey,"Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one.  Mike!! Mike!!"
90428, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
90429, Central Perk," scene continued from earlier,  They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys,",1,Chandler,"I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?"
90430, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Rachel,No.
90431, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Monica,That’s right! Maybe it’s time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady…old lady…lady!
90432, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Rachel,Yeah…
90433, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering,3,Monica,Hoyt?
90434, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat,",5,Monica,"Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated."
90435, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Chandler,"Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone."
90436, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,"Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard…"
90437, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"Well, how much do you think he needs?"
90438, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Chandler," Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants."
90439, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Joey,"Little bit, yeah."
90440, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?",3,Rachel,
90441, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Rachel,All right.
90442, The Hallway Between The Apartments," Ross and Rachel are coming back from the hospital, Ross is helping her up the stairs,",3,Ross,"Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on.  Easy."
90443, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what you’re wearing is fine for that."
90444, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Chandler,"Jeez, relax! It’s not like we’re mar-ah-ah!! "
90445, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!"
90446, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are,",7,Monica,"All right umm, a string quartet for the procession."
90447, Central Perk," Phoebe’s reading, Joey has just entered the room",10,Joey,"That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball."
90448, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Oh, sweetie, oh. "
90449, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Absolutely.
90450, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Phoebe,You too!
90451, Monica and Rachel's," The phone rings; it's Chandler,",1,Monica,What?
90452, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Only Chandler is there with the videotape in his hands, standing in front of the TV set,",9,Joey,"Yeah, see... you were all worried for nothing."
90453, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Joey,Yeah.
90454, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,What?!
90455, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"So okay what? You’re gonna be married to a girl who doesn’t even know about it?!—Op, woman! Sorry."
90456, Joey’s Bedroom," Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father,",8,Joey,Really?!
90457, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Chander sits on the couch as Monica and Rachel enter,9,Joey,Probably wanna know what I'm doing…?
90458, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch, The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room, Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again, {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}",5,Rachel,"Oh yeah, there you go. "
90459, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Ross,Oh thanks. Although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.
90460, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Ross,"I know, and with the baby coming?"
90461, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,"So, can you trust me?"
90462, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise."
90463, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," he’s still trying to figure out what to make Monica,",6,Monica,"No-no, it’s not okay! It’s not! I mean you were just… You’re so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Y’know I’m just gonna—I, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here "
90464, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,"Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me!"
90465, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Ross is sitting on the armchair,",7,Chandler,Because we hate them.
90466, The house Monica and Chandler are viewing," Janice comes down the stairs,",10,Chandler,"That is a great idea! And by the way, I don't mean to sound distasteful, but when did you start crapping money!?"
90467, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, let’s see… "
90468, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Monica,"Joey, I'm in!"
90469, Monica and Rachel's," Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep,",2,Ross,
90470, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel, Hey!
90471, Ross is in Central Perk," Phoebe comes in,",9,Ross,Oh Ross Geller
90472, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has now opened more of the wedding gifts,",8,Joey,Yeah.
90473, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey," God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do."
90474, Central Perk,,10,Phoebe,"Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary."
90475, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,Wow! 
90476, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Monica are there as Phoebe enters carrying a large box,",5,Phoebe,"Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green."
90477, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,"No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max."
90478, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel,"I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!"
90479, The New School," Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway,",8,Monica,"Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?"
90480, Monica and Chandler's," the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler,",8,Chandler,Monica! Wait!
90481, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Absolutely not.
90482, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
90483, Ross's Apartment, Ross is doing something on his laptop when Chandler walks in,9,Ross,No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
90484, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler," Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!"
90485, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Monica,Oh my God. You’re even dumber than I am!
90486, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Phoebe,"Well, you know that psychic I see?"
90487, Central Perk," the whole gang is there including Janice,",3,Phoebe,"Wow, it’s like a dirty math problem."
90488, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,Thanks. 
90489, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Ross,People need juice!
90490, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Rachel,"Oooh, honey, you're not a total loser."
90491, Ross�,,9,Rachel,Oh yeah.
90492, Central Perk," Chandler is looking out the window and Joey is sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Okay well that’s good to know.
90493, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Rachel,What?!
90494, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble, Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation,",1,Rachel,"Okay, let me just change."
90495, The beachhouse," Ross and Rachel are argueing about the breakup,",4,Rachel,Noo.
90496, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,"Hey, what have you guys been up to?"
90497, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is talking to Chandler,",7,Chandler,Kinda. They’re really big.
90498, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Phoebe,"Yeah, why not?"
90499, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,"Okay, we owe you a present."
90500, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,007 has a fancy car!
90501, Outside Room 816," Phoebe and Joey are approaching,",8,Phoebe,"But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks."
90502, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Ok, ok, How about if we split it?"
90503, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Joey,"Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!"
90504, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute."
90505, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there,",1,Phoebe,"No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you."
90506, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Joey,All right. 
90507, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Ross,And what— Stop typing! Stop typing!!
90508, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Joey, what... is... this...thing... doing here?"
90509, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! "
90510, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!
90511, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Ross,Good! That’s good!
90512, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Ross,"Okay look, there’s nothing to worry about. We have plenty of time. There’s a great baby furniture store on west 10th. Tomorrow, we will go there and we will get you everything that you need. Okay?"
90513, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is being triple teamed,",6,Chandler," Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!"
90514, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows we're just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant.  That's not nonchalant!"
90515, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross, So I nodded off a little.
90516, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Rachel,Wow! What did he do?
90517, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Phoebe, Hey!
90518, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,"Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!"
90519, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,You have to help me! I’m supposed to be writing my vows and all I have is this! 
90520, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Joey,Yeah! We are!
90521, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Rachel,Oh I get it! A…man…duh!
90522, Airport," Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits at the gate with flowers,",1,Ross,"Oh, hey, hey, I got that."
90523, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"That's right, sex is off the table. "
90524, Ross',,9,Rachel,So did I
90525, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Chandler,What?
90526, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there, Rachel is reading everyone’s horoscope,",6,Chandler,Hey!!
90527, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Rachel,Are you seein’ her again tonight?
90528, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hi. Listen, I’m sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasn’t right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you’ll really enjoy. "
90529, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Monica,Two hundred.
90530, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,Okay.
90531, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Rachel,Chandler!
90532, Central Perk," Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters, It’s the next day,",6,Rachel,"Yeah do it now, call right now."
90533, Central Perk," Everyone's sitting on the couch,Monica and Chandler enter",10,Chandler,"Yes, but..."
90534, The Street," Phoebe and Rachel are heading back from that Colonial flea market,",6,Rachel,Yeah.
90535, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Phoebe,"You could get arrested, right now! "
90536, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Chandler,All right! Go left! Go left! Go right!! Go right!!
90537, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib,",8,Rachel,What about all the women you want to bring home?
90538, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,"Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!"
90539, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Joey, What?!
90540, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Joey,"Whoa, jam! I love jam!  Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?"
90541, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross, Mrs. Bing.
90542, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Chandler!
90543, Outside the Nursery," Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up,",8,Phoebe,Right.  Or you might get everything you’ve wanted since you were fifteen.
90544, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Phoebe,"Yes. Once. Yeah, a little. He kinda did it to himself. It's not really a good story."
90545, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,"Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!"
90546, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,Yeeeeahhhh.
90547, Monica’s," Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other,",3,Chandler,"Umm, this is nice."
90548, Central Perk," Rachel is bringing Phoebe some coffee,",6,Rachel,Yeah me too.
90549, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross,Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.
90550, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Phoebe,"How can people do that?...  Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!"
90551, A fancy restaurant," Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother,",1,Joey,Which what?
90552, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Chandler,"I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head."
90553, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Chandler,"'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'"
90554, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Phoebe,"No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it."
90555, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Rachel,"Oh, hi!"
90556, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Monica, It doesn’t make any sense.
90557, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,It's fine.
90558, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,No you didn’t.
90559, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Joey,Yeah.
90560, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel,"Oh, God, he's such a pig,"
90561, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Rachel,"Uh well, I guess I’m not gonna miss the fact that you’re never allowed to move the phone pen. "
90562, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Really?!
90563, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Rachel,It’s a pretty cool tux.
90564, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,Oh down please. 
90565, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Oh please!  You’re gonna say things now, aren’t ya?"
90566, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Monica,I love you too Chandler. 
90567, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,You kissed my girlfriend!
90568, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,She's gonna say goodbye to each of us individually.
90569, Chandler and Joey's," the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel, Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably, There’s a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel",3,Phoebe,"Him? Him, Ross?"
90570, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,"You’d think that would embarrass me, but you see I’m maxed out."
90571, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,"Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first.  Okay, somebody call it this time."
90572, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.
90573, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Phoebe are entering,",8,Phoebe,"Bing, what an unusual name."
90574, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"It’s a girl! Anyway, it wou—it wouldn’t matter. Okay? Because I’m a teacher and she’s a student."
90575, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Ross,"Huh? Oh, I got this——this!"
90576, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,Jurassic Park could happen.
90577, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,No! I won’t leave you!
90578, The Sleep Clinic," Joey is having trouble staying awake,",4,Joey, How you doin’?
90579, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Chandler,I KNEW IT!!!!
90580, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,"Alright, c'mon!  Let's play Twister!"
90581, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Phoebe,"Come on, it’s not that big a deal!"
90582, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,Sure!
90583, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Rachel,"No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados."
90584, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey,"Ah. Yeah. Well look, the thing is it’s the same day as my niece’s christening and I really want my parents to be there in time to see me. ‘Cause my part’s just in the beginning I’m not even in the rest of the show—Wedding!"
90585, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,
90586, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Monica,"We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry."
90587, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Monica,"You know what I’d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese—Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries…  And pate. Oh, I’m really not high, it’s just I used to be fat."
90588, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Rachel,So what?! Y’know what? The way I see it——Ow! Son of a bitch!!
90589, Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,I'm a woman!
90590, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Joey," Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous."
90591, A restaurant," Phoebe and Larry are having dinner,",5,Phoebe, You have the power to do that?
90592, Central Perk," The gangs all here, Monica is walking in,",6,Rachel,"Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"
90593, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Chandler,"Yeah, I just got uh, got plans."
90594, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch, Ross puts a blanket over her,",1,Ross,I'm having... I'm having a baby.  I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?
90595, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Monica,Thank you.  I think I just had a tiny orgasm.
90596, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is looking at the screen of his laptop, shaking his head,",9,Chandler,It kills over one americans every year.
90597, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,At least he died doing what he loved... watching blimps 
90598, The bathroom at the restaurant," Chandler and Joey are talking,",1,Chandler,"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.  Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!"
90599, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Rachel,He’s coming over! He’s coming over!
90600, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Monica,"Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!"
90601, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Ross,"Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the Festival of Lights?"
90602, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Joey,Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
90603, Chandler and Joey are standing by the kitchen entrance," A waiter comes out,",4,Ross," Now here, here, let me go talk to him, okay?"
90604, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Bye Janine!
90605, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s, She’s standing in the kitchen,",6,Rachel,Look at that!
90606, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm just—I'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.
90607, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,"Well for the regular guy, it’s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!"
90608, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Hi.
90609, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Ross,"That's alright. Listen, listen."
90610, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe, Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can find Earl? He’s the supply manager around here.
90611, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Ross,"No Joey! Look why don’t, why don’t we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we’ll each go out with her one more time. And-and we’ll see who she likes best."
90612, Phoebe's apartment, Enter Monica,9,Monica,"Sure! If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join ya. You know, I'm your friend ."
90613, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Phoebe,"Sure! Look, ok, bottom line I love Mike... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!"
90614, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Chandler,Her name is Erica.
90615, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Chandler,Might wanna try Joseph.
90616, N,"Y,U, Ross’s new class, this time he’s actually about to do a lecture,",8,Ross,"So is everybody here? I got here a little early myself. Let us begin. Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.  Now as for the hydrosaurs…"
90617, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,Oh my God. Richard?  Hi!
90618, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Yeah!
90619, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,I do-I do not have a boyfriend. There’s a guy in one of my classes who-who has a crush on me.
90620, The Hallway," Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment,",1,Joey, Whoa.
90621, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Rachel,Why?
90622, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,Well what did you send?
90623, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,Okay.
90624, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Rachel,"Oh, Ross..."
90625, Outside of Elizabeth’s dormitory," Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts,",6,Ross,"Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about…"
90626, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Phoebe, You’re pregnant!
90627, The Hallway," Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns,",8,Monica,The pink one with the flowers?!
90628, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica, Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
90629, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Joey," Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?"
90630, The gate," Rachel is still searching for her boarding pass,",10,Rachel,Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
90631, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with the chick and the duck,",4,Joey,"Hey guys.  Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?"
90632, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters,",7,Chandler,"Because you  broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me!"
90633, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,"Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!"
90634, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Chandler is showing Rachel the ring,",6,Phoebe, Hi.
90635, Treeger’s apartment," Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it,",4,Joey,Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know! 
90636, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Monica,Oh nothing I’m just—just was yawning. 
90637, Days Of Our Lives set," Joey is doing a scene with a co-star as Rachel watches on a monitor,",8,Joey,"No, couldn’t care less."
90638, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Rachel,Why not? I don’t want to do this alone! And he’s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
90639, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr, Treeger in the bathroom,",4,Chandler,Maybe we shouldn’t pay our phone bill—free phone sex.
90640, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,Right.
90641, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,Are you kidding me?! She’s gonna this boat!
90642, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Joey,What?
90643, Joey’s apartment," Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room,",10,Rachel,"Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door."
90644, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler,"You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?"
90645, Central Perk," Joey is working as Phoebe and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"And, and then I got uh, these are apartment pants."
90646, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Rachel,Well maybe he’s just taking a nap.
90647, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,I get it!
90648, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Joey,"Yeah, where were you!"
90649, The Medical Research office," Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room, Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time,",6,Joey,"All right Carl, we’re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?"
90650, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,No I left the diapers at the hospital! There’s some in the bag but I’ll run out and get some more.
90651, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Ross,Where exactly is your zoo?
90652, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,This place is really beautiful!
90653, A restaurant," Ross and Charlie are waiting for her ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart",10,Ross,I'm ok.
90654, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"I’m sorry, what?"
90655, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
90656, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel," Okay please, you’re kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!"
90657, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Joey, What the hell are you talking about??
90658, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Rachel, You didn’t tell her to come?!
90659, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,What?
90660, The church where Ross and Emily are to be married," Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together,",4,Ross,Really?
90661, The Hallway," Chandler is running up the stairs and towards his apartment, but Joey is taking out the garbage at the same time and stops him in the hall,",6,Joey,I am so sorry man.
90662, Central Perk," Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters,",8,Ross,What?
90663, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah. Could be Rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again."
90664, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear,",5,Chandler,"Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him.  Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on."
90665, The Roof,,9,Joey, Thanks for coming.
90666, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,Are you out of your mind?
90667, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Rachel,Say it!
90668, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Umm, hi."
90669, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Rachel," Yeah, you’re on your own."
90670, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Chandler,That was Joey!
90671, The delivery room," Rachel and Ross are entering,",5,Ross,"Yeah, he's head of the department."
90672, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,You should be. I'm very bendy.  I'm gonna kiss you now.
90673, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. "
90674, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,A green LeSabre?
90675, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Rachel,Do we have to tell her?
90676, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Ross,Yeah? Okay.
90677, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"See uh, that’s-that’s actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is."
90678, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Rachel,Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
90679, The Bings�,,9,Chandler,You serious? 
90680, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert,",3,Ross,Okay.
90681, Central Perk," Gunther is serving Monica and Rachel,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
90682, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel, It’s gotta be rough.
90683, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Was it really that bad?
90684, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Joey,Yeah!
90685, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,"Uh, okay I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break it down. "
90686, Chandler's new workplace, his fellow interns are already seated around a table,9,Chandler,"Right. Look, I know I'm a little bit older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope  "
90687, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die."
90688, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs, Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up,",8,Rachel,"Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all."
90689, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,All right. Yes. Okay. I get your point. But if it’s not your bra will you just let the woman clean the apartment?!
90690, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Why can’t you tell her?
90691, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is cooking, Joey is eating, and Chandler is entering from the bedroom,",7,Chandler,Wouldn’t it be easier if we just moved?
90692, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross," Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things."
90693, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross, This one?
90694, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,"Look, Chandler I don’t think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!"
90695, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe,"Y’know, I don’t-I don’t think it’s you. This is a freaky place.  Oh no, it’s you."
90696, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,Hello.
90697, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,"It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower."
90698, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,So you didn’t leave the bank?
90699, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel, Hi you guys.
90700, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
90701, Boarding the plane,,10,Ross,Are you serious?
90702, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, so did everything go okay with the annulment?"
90703, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Oh! Well then this is awkward. So what do you uh…
90704, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel," No-no-no-no-no Ross! Please, come on we do not have any of the big stuff we need! We do not a changing table! We do not have a crib! We do not have a diaper service!"
90705, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is reading and there is knock on the door which she answers,",7,Ross,Yes! Ben learned a little trick.
90706, Wedding rehearsal dinner," Joey and Mike are talking,",10,Ross,I'll do it! 
90707, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Phoebe,Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
90708, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"I mean, there’s no way I can make myself taller now, y’know? And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?"
90709, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Hey Chandler, why so fancy?"
90710, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn,",6,Ross,Hey!
90711, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Ross,Oh my God.
90712, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,Hi! Emma will be up in a minute!
90713, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,A thousand bucks.
90714, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Hey, I washed those!"
90715, The cemetary," after the funeral,",1,Joey,"No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception."
90716, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Janice are sitting on the couch, and Phoebe is sitting next to them in the chair,",3,Monica,"Oh, now you want a pad."
90717, The Porsche," Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified,",7,Rachel,Oh Ross you’re so tense! You just gotta relax okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax… 
90718, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Alright, I'm gonna go find them...  Okay, I see you later."
90719, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Monica,"Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? ‘Cause I don’t think you have to wear it unless you are!"
90720, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again."
90721, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler.  Although I-I hope they don’t.
90722, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Joey,"Ohh-oh, wasn’t he cheating on you with her?"
90723, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,He's not stoned.
90724, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Aww, thanks man. "
90725, Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle,9,Phoebe,What are those?
90726, Central Perk," Ross is performing, his music hasn’t improved,",4,Phoebe, It’s so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!
90727, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Ross,Are you sure?
90728, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Chandler,Open up! Open up! Open up!
90729, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, okay."
90730, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Monica,"What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? "
90731, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,"Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee."
90732, Chandler and Joey's," Ross has told Chandler and Joey his terrible act,",3,Chandler,"Okay, okay-okay, ah, Chloe works with that guy Issac. Issac’s sister is Jasmine. And Jasmine works at that message place with Phoebe. And Phoebe’s friends with Rachel. And that’s the trail, I did it!"
90733, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.
90734, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Rachel,"Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that’s okay."
90735, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Monica,"Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant."
90736, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey, I did?
90737, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Monica,"Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading."
90738, The beach house," it’s the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachel’s and Bonnie’s rooms, trying to decide which door to choose, He finally chooses the one his right and goes in,",4,Ross,"Yeah, yeah.  It wasn’t every morning."
90739, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Rachel,"Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?"
90740, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,You got to go on a ride along?!
90741, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Monica,"Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?"
90742, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,I don’t want people to see it for your sake.
90743, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Phoebe,"Yes. Yes I am. Oh my God, I’m gonna have a baby! "
90744, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Ross,"Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now."
90745, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Chandler,"Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?"
90746, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,She’s shhing me! It’s my phone and she’s shhing me!
90747, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Phoebe,To Ross.
90748, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Phoebe,Doy! Probably right before she lost it!
90749, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Chandler,"Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt,  and I think my testacles may be in here too."
90750, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,Y’know! You don’t make a very good first impression.
90751, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and the girls are playing twister,",1,Ross," Okay, Monica Right foot red."
90752, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,"Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?"
90753, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Um, my present!"
90754, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Please, I think you know why."
90755, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey,"Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up."
90756, Rachel’s Bedroom," Ross is finishing up her make-up,",3,Ross,Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Okay?
90757, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Monica,"Oh my god, what were you thinking?"
90758, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Listen Phoebe, he’s right. People are not supposed to have heart attacks at 31."
90759, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel, And while I’m gone don’t you boys sneak a taste.
90760, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom."
90761, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Monica,"Come on Rach, let's go."
90762, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Monica,What do I smell?  I smell smoke. Huh�did you smoke?
90763, Central Perk," Joey and Janine are pretty much making out at one of the tables as Monica and Rachel look on from the couch,",6,Joey, I was tired!
90764, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Monica,What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
90765, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,Hummus. I got the hummus.
90766, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Monica,"Oh hi! Hi! Y’know, we were just talking about bacon."
90767, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are standing and talking, Ross is tying a tie,",4,Joey,"You wanna see her again, right?"
90768, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Original.
90769, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, Would you just open it?
90770, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,Maybe.
90771, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,A love scene? With who?
90772, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there,",4,Ross,"Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y’know? She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny. On the other hand, if she wasn’t kidding, she’s not fun, she’s stupid, and kind of a racist."
90773, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Hey!
90774, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,
90775, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Ross,"Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy."
90776, The ride along,,5,Joey,"Yeah, what's up with that Serpico?"
90777, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Monica,"Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?"
90778, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Ross,That is correct.
90779, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Phoebe,"All right, you know Paolo?"
90780, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,Well you need 60% to pass…
90781, The street outside Central Perk," Rachel is trying to sell the cat,",5,Rachel,Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat! 
90782, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,Really? In front of all this people?
90783, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,Hello?
90784, Chandler and Monica's apartment," They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike,",10,Rachel,Ooh! 
90785, The Restaurant," Joey, Lorraine, Chandler, and Janice are at the table, Joey and Lorraine are seated very close, Chandler and Janice have backed their chairs away from one another,",1,Chandler,That's OK.
90786, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Monica,I do.
90787, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Yes. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined! I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
90788, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Chandler, We didn’t get to the audition. I’m gonna take her to coffee and then we’ll do it then.
90789, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Okay, here’s a good one for ya. Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler."
90790, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,What? It's still going on.
90791, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Rachel,Let’s do it! Ross?
90792, the hallway," Monica is coming up the stairs,",3,Joey,Hey!
90793, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,Hey!
90794, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,"What? Wait, what?"
90795, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Joey,"Joey Tribbiani, a big fan."
90796, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler, You dance for Rachel!
90797, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Me too.
90798, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Ross,"Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?"
90799, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, love. It’s a tricky business isn’t it?"
90800, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,"Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer?  I'm fine, I'm fine."
90801, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Joey,Hey!
90802, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica,"No, you?"
90803, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,And listen to this... 
90804, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,This is so cool!
90805, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,We’ve got to do something!
90806, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross,"Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!"
90807, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Condoms?
90808, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A bit of a daredevil are we?
90809, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Monica,That’s okay.
90810, Joey and Rachel's," Cecilia is entering the living room from Joey’s room followed by Joey,",7,Rachel,
90811, Monica and Chandler's," Mrs, Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment,",8,Phoebe,You were fantastic! I’m so proud of you!
90812, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Monica, I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
90813, DOOL set,,9,Joey,Hey.
90814, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,"Oh well, I guess Italian isn’t one of the four languages you speak."
90815, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross," I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?"
90816, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,"Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?"
90817, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Rachel,"Well, I've brought some books. We could read."
90818, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!"
90819, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Joey,Oh no-no-no! No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
90820, Chandler and Joey's," it’s after Ross and Joey’s talk with Frank, and Phoebe’s is finding out what happened,",3,Phoebe,"Well then,  what about you?! Huh?!"
90821, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel," All right, who’s turn is it to help me get up!"
90822, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Yeah.
90823, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Do you know something?
90824, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"Well I, that’s the thing, I don’t know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said,  ""This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let’s just enjoy…"""
90825, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Ross,Wh- are you welling up?
90826, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Joey,"But I-I-I can’t stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I gotta look good. I’m supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.  What?"
90827, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,Don’t try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
90828, Joey and Rachel's," scene is continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,Bye!
90829, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom,",7,Phoebe, Say something! Say anything! Ask her out! She’s not your cousin!
90830, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Chandler,What?
90831, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Rachel,"No, I couldn't let you do that."
90832, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Rachel,Okay. Oh God—Ow!—Oo!
90833, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,Ok!
90834, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,  Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone,  Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler,",1,Chandler,"I can't call her, I left a message! I have some pride."
90835, Central Perk," Monica enters with some mail,",1,Monica,"Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven."
90836, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to plan Monica’s shower,",7,Rachel,Yesterday!
90837, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Rachel,I got—I get a big pay raise!
90838, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is pouring Rachel some coffee,",7,Chandler, Would you put that back on?! Monica’s gonna be here any minute!
90839, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.
90840, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Monica, When did you stop sucking?
90841, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,C'mon! C'mon!
90842, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Hey.
90843, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,We owe you?!
90844, Central Perk," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler about the letter,",4,Joey,"It’s between us and the sea, Ross!"
90845, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Rachel,"Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of ""us?"""
90846, A clothes store, Ross and Phoebe are shopping,10,Rachel,"Ah, this place is great!"
90847, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,"How about we settle this right now!  There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!"
90848, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,Yeah.
90849, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,"Well all right then, I guess I shouldn’t get to excited about the fact  that I just kissed her!"
90850, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!"
90851, Monica’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," she’s cooking as one of her waiters, Stu, comes over to talk to her,",8,Monica,"Is that, is that what they call strippers sometimes?"
90852, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Phoebe,Hey!
90853, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler enter,",2,Ross,
90854, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,What?
90855, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Uh, put your elbow in it."
90856, The game show studio," Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle,",10,Joey,Girls Chandler could never get?
90857, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,"Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!"
90858, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, but you said, ""Will you marry me?"""
90859, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe," Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye."
90860, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Y’know, I’m so glad I picked you to help me with this."
90861, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,
90862, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV,",2,Ross,
90863, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Joey,"No, no, no! It’s real! And it has been since 1998.  Hey Rach! Rach! I’m up for a Soapie!"
90864, Chandler and Monica's apartment," The table is set, and there's food on the tables again, They're all there, toasting,",10,Joey,"Oh, I know how you feel..."
90865, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, you didn’t see the Post?"
90866, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler," So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?"
90867, Central Perk," Ross and Phoebe are sitting on the couch,",8,Phoebe,"If I haven’t said it before she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff?  Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?"
90868, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci,",1,Rachel,Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
90869, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler,Whose is it?
90870, A newsstand," Phoebe is looking at a magazine as the guy from before walks by and picks up a newspaper,",8,Phoebe,"Well, maybe we will. "
90871, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Rachel,"Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing."
90872, Baby beauty contest,,10,Rachel,"Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!"
90873, Carol and Susan’s," Rachel is talking with Ben,",7,Rachel,Carol…Lesbian?
90874, Central Perk," Chandler is attempting his pre-emptive strike,",4,Chandler,I don’t know exactly.
90875, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Monica,I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
90876, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,No you don’t!
90877, Joey's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Come on, give me something. What's his name?"
90878, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Yeah, I think that'd be best... So, so I'm gonna... I'm gonna take off..."
90879, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, Monica’s are the biggest."
90880, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Ross,"Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey."
90881, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still working on the seating chart as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Is it her fault that some of them didn’t make it to you?
90882, Outside Ross and Rachel's," Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops,",8,Joey,"I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something."
90883, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Shhh! I’m talking.
90884, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there eating breakfast, Chandler is cleaning out his wallet,",4,Monica,Third door on the left.
90885, Monica and Rachel's," late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room,",1,Monica,"This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother."
90886, Ross’s classroom," he has just finished his lecture and the students are filing out,",7,Ross,"Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?"
90887, Central Perk," Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking,",1,Rachel,I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-
90888, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,"Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here."
90889, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Ross,I can't catch a break!
90890, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,Here come some more...
90891, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,"Oh, I am very in."
90892, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend."
90893, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,"Hi! Hi, I’m uh Ross. I’m here to ruin this magical day for you."
90894, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there,",4,Rachel,Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
90895, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Ohhh!
90896, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Rachel,"Wherever I go. Come on you and me, we'll-we'll start a new group, we're the best ones."
90897, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Ross,Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
90898, Bloomingdale’s," Rachel is still dressing Joshua, He is trying on a pair of pants,",4,Rachel,So? 
90899, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,No I’m not. Why would you say that? That’s just mean.
90900, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Rachel,"Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news."
90901, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Ross,"Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something, I have 49 states, and there are no more! I-I think, I should be able to eat something."
90902, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Rachel,"Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!"
90903, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is getting help writing his vows from Joey and Ross,",7,Chandler, There are no words! This should not be this hard!
90904, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Phoebe, Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!
90905, Central Perk," everyone is there but Chandler, Phoebe runs in, excitedly,",1,Phoebe," Yeah, yeah!"
90906, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!"
90907, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,He's... our age.
90908, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. "
90909, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Chandler,Eh! 
90910, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Rachel,I know!
90911, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,I promise.
90912, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Wanna give me a hand?",8,Monica,
90913, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Joey, Hey! I got great news!
90914, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Yes I did! I’m Chandler.  Dude, what happened?"
90915, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch.  What time is it? It's 733, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!"
90916, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Joey,What happened?
90917, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Chandler,"No! That would be so awkward! Look—Besides, we work in different departments. He’s on the sixth floor y’know? So he calls me Toby once in a while. What’s the big deal? It could be worse, it’s not like he’s calling me Muriel. "
90918, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,Hi!
90919, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"Jan-ice. 'Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, we're like the three hocke-teers."
90920, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Monica,"Phoebe, he’s gotta be in the room for that to work."
90921, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"No-no-no, I think I’m gonna see how things go with Kathy. She’s pretty cool."
90922, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Joey,"I don’t want to talk about it. Y’know, you could’ve at least saved me a whole cookie. "
90923, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!"
90924, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Rachel," Well, when we’re at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, ""Hmmm."" Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works."
90925, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica,What did you say?
90926, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah."
90927, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,"Well, I wanna enter her in a baby beauty pageant."
90928, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are there, They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them,",10,Monica,Hi Frank.
90929, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,What are you doing?
90930, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Chandler is sitting on the table,",1,Monica,"Okay, he's a senior in college."
90931, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it.  Whoa!
90932, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Monica, They hurt so much!
90933, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Ross,What? You forgot fourteen states?
90934, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,Uh-uh. Ok. What time is that.
90935, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Phoebe,"Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?"
90936, Gary and Phoebe's apartment," it's morning and they're both waking up in bed,",5,Phoebe,We could have breakfast in bed…
90937, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"No-no-no-no-no! It’s a surprise, but it’s gonna be tricky thought because she said she was gonna be pretty busy at work for a while."
90938, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Rachel," What, the blonde with no bra?"
90939, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica,Sure.
90940, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming from across the hall,",6,Chandler," ""Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly."" Nice!"
90941, Outside the Nursery," everyone but Rachel is standing and looking into the window,",9,Joey," Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?"
90942, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel, Allll done!
90943, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Phoebe,Dance karate?
90944, Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam,3,Ross," Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?"
90945, The ride along,,5,Ross,So where are we going next?
90946, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still arguing over the phone,",7,Rachel,I don’t think so.
90947, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,What?
90948, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe, What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
90949, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Well Joey, you’ll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Y’know when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Y’know? So it’s sorta like… "
90950, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben.  Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents."
90951, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?"
90952, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Ross,Now you are going to love these.
90953, The Emergency Room," Ross is absent,",1,Chandler,"No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. "
90954, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Hey, Mon."
90955, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Monica,Let’s get the show on it!
90956, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what you’re wearing is fine for that."
90957, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though."
90958, Hillary’s apartment," Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date,",6,Ross,
90959, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?"
90960, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,What the hell is that dog doing here?! 
90961, Rachel’s birthday," a time lapse has occurred, Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad,",7,Phoebe,"Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother."
90962, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,"Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!"
90963, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look,",8,Chandler,Brenda a bee!
90964, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Well then why did you give me a ring?
90965, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_ Rush_ore,",3,Joey,"I say, 'I am there!' Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?"
90966, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler,"Course there, they just call it food."
90967, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Rachel,Is Joey Tribbiani here?
90968, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross,"Oh, Rachel, I’m-I’m sorry."
90969, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Ohh, there’s a picture of her in the yearbook actually."
90970, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,Thanks Rach.
90971, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Rachel,"All right, come on, let’s go get your coat."
90972, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Monica,Hey Joey!
90973, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Monica,Emily’s straight.
90974, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Ross,"He was unbelievable. He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-..."
90975, The hallway," Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia,",5,Rachel,"And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, what are you sick?"
90976, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Rachel,Hello!  It's Chandler.
90977, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Rachel,"Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time."
90978, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,What?! No!
90979, Central Perk, Malcom is giving Phoebe all of his spy stuff,3,Phoebe,"Um, not even a little bit."
90980, Chandler’s," Chandler is interviewing Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, ah, I’m an actor. I’m fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and don’t worry I’m totally okay with the gay thing."
90981, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,I'll pull you through.
90982, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,Who’s David Lynn?
90983, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I’ll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
90984, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza,",5,Rachel,"No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal!  Fine I want—I need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss?"
90985, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Phoebe,"Ohh, tough call."
90986, Ross's Apartment," Ross is opening the door to Mona, Rachel is there as well,",8,Ross,Thank you so much for coming back over.
90987, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,"Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!"
90988, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Monica,Yeah!
90989, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,What? Wait! Why…why do you get the story?
90990, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,"Not now, I’m sick!"
90991, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Rachel,"Oh, it's so much more fun with you."
90992, The Vending Machines," Phoebe is buying a soda and Joey is shaking the candy machine,",8,Phoebe,"All right, I’ll see you downstairs then."
90993, In the hall,,9,Monica,Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
90994, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,"Okay, in about ten seconds you’re gonna see him kiss me."
90995, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Rachel,Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew!  God.
90996, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Ross,"Okay, forward. Forward—Stop!  Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!"
90997, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,Yeah. 
90998, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Rachel,I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
90999, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Monica,How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think it’s funny now?
91000, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Phoebe,I'm in.
91001, The New York City Children's Fund building," Phoebe and Mike are entering,",10,Phoebe,"Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children."
91002, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,For a walk.
91003, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler,I'm not playing with you.
91004, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,Oh...  Oh my God. He remembered.
91005, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Chandler,"A Speedo? Uh, I don’t have a Speedo. I’m gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. "
91006, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is showing Ross around the newly decorated living room,",6,Phoebe, Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
91007, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes, Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group,",7,Ross,Which one was that?
91008, Monica and Chandler's,,9,Chandler,"Yeah, yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was uncovering a birthmark right about"
91009, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,How was the game?
91010, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Ross," That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy."
91011, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Thank you.  So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?"
91012, Monica and Chandler's," They are preparing to show Laura around, Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other,",10,Monica, What room should we see next?
91013, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!"
91014, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning,",2,Joey," You know, I think I was sixteen."
91015, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Chandler,Anything?
91016, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler,No! I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts!
91017, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Ross," Here, check it out. It’s the first one, too."
91018, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,I can’t talk to you. I can’t even look at you right now!
91019, The casino floor," Chandler and Monica are walking through it,",6,Chandler,"Yes, we don’t get married unless there’s a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight  then there’s a definite sign that we should get married."
91020, Ross's apartment,"Someone's knocking on the door, Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma,",10,Ross,"Duh, you think? "
91021, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,I can't believe that didn't work!
91022, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,That-that’s always good news. Are you okay?
91023, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Ross,Y’know what? You’re just upset because you’re losing.
91024, Phoebe’s," Phoebe and Frank are watching TV,",3,Phoebe,Oh! I’m a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.
91025, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Phoebe,
91026, The Mr," Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing,",7,Rachel, Here you go.
91027, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Chandler,Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.
91028, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are coming up the stairs,",3,Phoebe,"You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you’re the best!"
91029, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Rachel,Since when?
91030, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is making reservations,",3,Phoebe,"You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. She’s yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald..."
91031, Mike's parents building," Phoebe gets out of the classy elevator, looking all dressed up like an older woman, and very un-Phoebe, She walks to the door and rings the doorbell,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!"
91032, Shop," Rachel, Charlie and Phoebe walk in",9,Rachel,"Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!"
91033, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,"When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city."
91034, Mattress King," Monica and Phoebe are shopping for a new mattress,",3,Phoebe,"Ugh! I don’t know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janice’s ex-husband, that’s like betraying Chandler."
91035, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Monica,"Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college."
91036, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,Nothing. Nothing.
91037, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Joey,"Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner."
91038, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,"Well, it must be, because I read and I didn't understand a singe word. "
91039, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on,",5,Phoebe,"Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play Bad, Bad Leroy Brown!!"
91040, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,Why?
91041, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Rachel,I can’t believe they’ve been together for three years.
91042, Central Perk," Rachel is waiting impatiently for Joshua,",4,Rachel,Yeah!  Sit!
91043, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Ross,
91044, Central Perk," Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee,",7,Phoebe,Hey Rachel?
91045, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Rachel,I cannot push it in!
91046, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,"Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!"
91047, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,There was a woman at the...  The stripper?!
91048, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Phoebe,Okay.
91049, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"It’s only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time."
91050, Monica and Rachel's," Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch,",2,Rachel,"Oh, you've tasted it."
91051, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Ross,"It's actually a 1,000,000$ prize."
91052, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,"Look, I-I know it’s not a proposal and I don’t know where you are, but with everything that’s been going on and with Emma and…I’ve been feeling…"
91053, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Joey,Bye.
91054, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe,Your kid is seven?!  Please! Please get the tickets!
91055, Monica and Rachel's," the game is about to begin,",4,Chandler,His legs flail about as if independent of his body!
91056, The delivery room," Ross has returned with another doctor, This one, is well, younger,",5,Phoebe," Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor."
91057, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Chandler,What are you doing?
91058, Monica and Chandler’s," Time lapse, Jack is still on the couch, picking his teeth with his feet on the table, Phoebe and Judy are sitting on the table looking at him, Ross and Chandler are sitting by the window talking, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen fooling with Rachel’s trifle, Monica walks into the living room from the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will!"
91059, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame."
91060, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies, I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area,",6,Monica,"All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room."
91061, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross,"It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?"
91062, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Joey,It does?
91063, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably just make you stand in the back."
91064, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,"Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse."
91065, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Monica,"Yeah, you want some?"
91066, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in,",7,Rachel,"Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that?  Especially you!"
91067, Rachel and Monica's," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast,",3,Ross,Nope.
91068, A Video Store," Monica is running in to return a video,",3,Monica,"Y'know in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, you’re gonna have to help me out here, ‘cause I only have three."
91069, Backstreet, Ross and Phoebe walking,9,Ross," What do you mean ""no""? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay. "
91070, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Well it’s just—it’s one of those situations that I just hate. Y’know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit at the Morgan Chase museum.
91071, Central Perk," everyone else is there as Chandler enters,",1,Joey,I couldn't do it.
91072, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Monica,Yeah.
91073, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is getting out linens for Cassie who is in the bathroom,",7,Phoebe,Oh! No problem! I… 
91074, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Ross,What are you saying?
91075, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Right, so that's a firm ""no"". I cannot believe this, I just keep striking out."
91076, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"I think we are getting a little ahead of selves here. Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work."
91077, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know I’ll help you out."
91078, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Rachel,What's up?
91079, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is coming home, As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, it’s gone and the keys it the floor, He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog, Even the food in the fridge!",4,Joey, WHAT?!!
91080, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,I was?
91081, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Chandler,But you come first!
91082, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated."
91083, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine."
91084, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, yeah try that.  So, is that better?"
91085, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,Hey.
91086, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh,",4,Phoebe," Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water."
91087, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff,",9,Phoebe,Oh!
91088, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword, Chandler is in the kitchen,",4,Rachel,No....
91089, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey,Huh. Huh.
91090, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Joey,"Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!"
91091, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Ross, Hey!
91092, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Joey,"Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here."
91093, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Monica,You're not gonna be phased out!
91094, The Lobby," Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment."
91095, Central Perk," Everybody's sitting on the couch and Monica is eating a chunk of cake,",10,Phoebe,"If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?"
91096, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",5,Monica, How did work go?
91097, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Joey,
91098, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,Yeah?
91099, the Pharmacist convention," Joey and Rachel are walking out of it, drinking cocktails",9,Joey,Night.
91100, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Ross,"Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?"
91101, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey, Hi.
91102, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is telling Rachel about Pete’s offer,",3,Monica,Oh God!
91103, In front of Macys," Phoebe is still ringing her bell, A guy puts some change into the bucket,",5,Phoebe,"Thank you, Happy Holidays."
91104, Rachel and Barry’s bedroom," Rachel is returning from her disastrous attempt at an affair to find that Barry was much, much more successful with his,",6,Rachel,Ohh! My God! Barry!!
91105, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.",1,Ross,
91106, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Joey," But, ehm... you watched the tape?"
91107, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,She's mine!
91108, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Hey, don't say that! You got just as good a chance as anybody else of getting that job!"
91109, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,"Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes."
91110, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,"Ah, which, which one?"
91111, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Ross,Go ahead.
91112, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Oh my God!
91113, The apartment in the listing," the guys are checking it out, There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen, As they enter Joey lets out a whistle,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub."
91114, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice,",7,Monica,Because Chandler still has feelings for you!
91115, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Ross,Why don't you use your Thesaurus?
91116, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel," Wow, this is a tough one. I think I'm gonna have to go with the dog."
91117, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?"
91118, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Monica,It’s enough for wedding scenario eight.
91119, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,"Yeah, well, is that better?"
91120, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today."
91121, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Ross,"Oh no, not yet."
91122, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Rachel,Yeah.
91123, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica,"C'mon guys, it'll be fun!"
91124, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Monica,They won’t be ready for weeks.
91125, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Phoebe,I thought you meant in life.
91126, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Joey,What?!
91127, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him,",7,Joey, She’s not even cold yet!
91128, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,Sorry-
91129, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"Hey, I could’ve had you if I wanted you."
91130, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Chandler,"Well, ‘cause she came back the third summer and she’d gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow…"
91131, Central Perk," Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there, Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react,",1,Monica,...love you.
91132, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Monica,You know!
91133, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,"Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… "
91134, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Chandler, Well hello!
91135, The lobby in Ross's building," we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, ""Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!"" and it's signed, Joey 629-9",5,Ross,"** , Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail,*Okay!"
91136, Joey’s Premiere," the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler,",8,Chandler,Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
91137, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,On the touchy.
91138, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Phoebe, Rosssss can!
91139, Monica and Chandler's," the girls are having breakfast,",7,Joey,"Oh no, I’ll be done by then."
91140, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?"
91141, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,Nice to meet you.
91142, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Let's do it, come on!"
91143, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters,",6,Monica,Who’s Denise?
91144, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Hey, that was an honest mistake!"
91145, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Joey,Sh-shh-shh! 
91146, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,"Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, that’s why I let people watch."
91147, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Joey,Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
91148, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Chandler,"See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries."
91149, Central Perk," Joey is giving Rachel, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross their bills,",6,Chandler,This coming from the man who couldn’t split our 80 dollar phone bill in half.
91150, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Well, that went well."
91151, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Joey,Wow Dennis Phillips! That’s great! How did you guys meet?
91152, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,Yeah.
91153, A Pizza Joint," Chandler and Monica are eating lunch,",6,Chandler,"Well, never say never but y’know probably uh yeah, never."
91154, Joey’s apartment," Everybody except Monica and Chandler is there,",10,Phoebe,"So, should we tell her?"
91155, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Hey!
91156, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Monica, Cassie needs to stay at your place.
91157, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Chandler,
91158, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Then what's that big lump under your covers?
91159, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Chandler,"Well, have you guys made anything that maybe I can take credit for?"
91160, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Chandler,"Okay, but after that, we’re shootin’ some pool."
91161, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Joey,"Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!"
91162, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Phoebe,"Quite an interesting turn of events, suddenly it’s my book to the rescue, huh?  Ooh, very interesting. Yeah, well this certainly clears things up."
91163, Delmonico's," Ross is still waiting for his date and drinking wine, The waiter comes up to him again,",9,Ross,"Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight."
91164, Chandler and Joey's Bathroom," Chandler and Monica are sharing a candlelight bubble bath while drinking champagne and they clink their glasses,",5,Chandler,"Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then."
91165, The fancy restaurant," Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable,",1,Joey,Ow!
91166, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Yeah! Wait a minute, it’s been a long time that I’ve been single. How come you never offered this before?"
91167, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?"
91168, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross,But it absolutely didn’t.  It didn’t!! It didn’t!!
91169, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,"Hey, Joey's ass! What are you doing?"
91170, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Joey,London baby!! 
91171, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross,"Oh no-no, after you. "
91172, Allesandro’s," Monica is cooking,",4,Joey, Hey.
91173, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Ross,"All right, bye!"
91174, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Ross,Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
91175, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there,",4,Chandler,"Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times he’s wrong."
91176, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"sympathetic yet...) Yeah, well..."
91177, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Monica,We’re never gonna find anybody.
91178, Ross' office, Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters,10,Ross,I have to break up with Charlie?
91179, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,And why wouldn't he get it?
91180, Rachel’s bedroom," she’s in her closet bringing down her pair of roller blades from a top shelf,",6,Monica,I don’t think there’s anything.
91181, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Ross,What?
91182, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
91183, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Monica are standing in the kitchen,",8,Monica,"Look, I wanted to tell I’m-I’m sorry you lost."
91184, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is still trying to stall Monica,",7,Rachel,Oh!
91185, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is looking at papers,",1,Ross,What?
91186, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!"
91187, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe," Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster."
91188, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Oh wait, before you tell me what it is!  Okay, what is it?"
91189, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,I know! That’s why they trashed me!
91190, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing for the play,",3,Joey,Yeah.
91191, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,"Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!"
91192, Rachel's office,,3,Rachel, Ross!
91193, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Monica's there and Ross and Chandler walk in,",10,Chandler,"Yeah, but it was like a million years ago, so it doesn't matter."
91194, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money.
91195, Phoebe's at her apartment waiting for Mike Ross comes over,,9,Ross,umm. that you had a six year long relationship with a guy named Vicrum.
91196, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Well hey, it’s just a backup."
91197, Audition room, Joey is lead into the room by a receptionist in a fancy dress,9,Joey,Yeah.
91198, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Aw, I know all about Kip!"
91199, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Okay, gimme my monkey back."
91200, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Monica,Because they’ll know we’ve been listening.
91201, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,"On three, 1…2…3! "
91202, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Joey,Great! Thanks. 
91203, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Phoebe,"Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop."
91204, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sitting there,",7,Phoebe,"Well, he’s never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!"
91205, Joey's apartment," Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds,",10,Joey,"Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah."
91206, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Joey,Yeah.
91207, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Like what?
91208, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, scene continued from earlier,",4,Ross,"I’ve gotta go, there’s a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard! "
91209, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Rachel,"No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room."
91210, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,"Ugh! Joey, I have to go."
91211, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel,Shoot!
91212, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,"Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs."
91213, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip."
91214, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,"Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't."
91215, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, and Rachel are there,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, that sucks!"
91216, An aircraft cabin," Ross and Rachel are on their way to Vegas,",5,Rachel,"No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times."
91217, Monica's restaurant," she is getting inspected by the health department, Phoebe is watching,",5,Phoebe,It's okay to laugh right?
91218, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,Are you saying I smell bad?
91219, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees...
91220, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Chandler,Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
91221, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is sitting on one of the chairs and the duck is running around him and quacking,",5,Chandler,"Nothing! I said, I said ""You're so great"" and then I just, I just stopped talking!"
91222, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,Yeah?
91223, Monica's apartment,,10,Phoebe,"Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us."
91224, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey," Y’know, there’s two women dude."
91225, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone,",3,Joey, Yes! Guess who's in an audition for a Broadway musical?
91226, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,"Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!"
91227, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Monica,What?!
91228, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"Yeah, and also we need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second.  Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and y'know what else? We would like some more beers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!"
91229, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,What?
91230, The 2001 Soapie Awards," Joey’s category is up next and the presenter walks to the podium,",7,Joey, This is it! This is my category.
91231, A Hospital Reception," Monica and Pete are there,",3,Monica," Well, with all these doctors and nurses, I’m gonna say, midget rodeo."
91232, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV,",1,Chandler,Score.
91233, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Rachel,So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?
91234, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Phoebe,"No, I know! I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one."
91235, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Chandler,Your hands are shaking.
91236, Joey's apartment," He walks in reading his mail, and plays back his messages on the answering machine",10,Joey,"No, no, no!  Don't drop by, don't drop by!"
91237, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Ross,"You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!"
91238, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Joey,"Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?"
91239, Phoebe's apartment," it’s Monica’s bridal shower and Phoebe is passing out some finger food,",7,Phoebe,Hi!
91240, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"She said ""gleba""!! "
91241, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long."
91242, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Ross,Yeah.
91243, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"I don't know... I mean, I've never looked at you that way before."
91244, Joey and Rachel’s," Joey is sitting at the counter eating Cocoa Puffs,",8,Joey, I love you.
91245, The hallway of Monica's building," Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner,",1,Phoebe,Wait a minute. What's his name?
91246, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,"Ok, good!  I think I broke your bowl."
91247, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Hey! How come my plate's less fancy then everyone else's? Do you not trust me with a fancy plate?
91248, Monica and Phoebe's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Joey? What's going on?
91249, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Chandler,"Here, here!"
91250, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Joey,"Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them."
91251, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Rachel,Ugh! So close!
91252, Later that evening at the rehearsal dinner," Chandler and Monica are sitting on a sofa, Chandler is covering his face in embarrassment because of the toast,",4,Monica,"My mother’s driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I’m happy.  I’m not going to let anything spoil that."
91253, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"We should start with the big stuff. Y’know? That'll be the easiest. Uh, let's start with the couch. "
91254, Joey’s work," selling Christmas trees,",3,Phoebe, Hey.
91255, The delivery room," Chandler, Frank, and Ross are with Phoebe,",5,Ross,"Again, it's not that he…"
91256, Chandler and Monica's weekend," a hotel clerk is showing them their new room,",5,Monica," Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?"
91257, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special."
91258, Central Perk," time lapse from the earlier scene,",7,Joey,"All right, well I guess I’ll just have to do what I do on dates."
91259, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe," Oh, I’m sorry. I’m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?"
91260, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey.
91261, Ross and Rachel's room," they've pretty much consumed the entire mini-bar, Needless to say, they're feeling no pain and are still playing blackjack,",5,Rachel,"I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?"
91262, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Joey,I'm not listening to you!
91263, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,Yeah!
91264, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,Really?! Oh my God! I’m successful!
91265, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
91266, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Rachel,"No, no, no.... the, um, the... 'love' part?"
91267, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Rachel,
91268, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Monica, What’s ‘pleh’?
91269, Ross and Carol's," Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to arrive,",6,Ross,Okay.
91270, Phoebe Sr," house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone, By the way, it’s still raining outside,",3,Phoebe,"No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here.  Lily, from high school. Remember?"
91271, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Rachel,"Yes, you did—Oh my God you didn’t!  Well then why didn’t you tell me that before?!"
91272, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling,",3,Phoebe,God. Do think it really doesn’t hurt? ‘Cause how can they do that?
91273, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Fine! Judge all you want to but, "
91274, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel, Does anybody want anything else?
91275, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Ross,"Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys."
91276, Silvercup Studios," Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart,",7,Joey,"Oh well—Hey-hey! Maybe, maybe uh, maybe this is a good thing. Y’know? It’ll-it’ll give you a chance to shake things up, play different characters. You’re so talented."
91277, Central Perk," Phoebe is singing a new song, Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there,",6,Rachel,"Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s."
91278, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,"Mmm.  Oh, no-"
91279, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,I don't believe this... Have you guys been...
91280, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Ross,
91281, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Chandler,Ahhhh! 
91282, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Ross,How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
91283, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross, You’re alone.
91284, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Chandler,"Well, I just thought it’d make me feel good to do something nice for my friend."
91285, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Monica,"When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket."
91286, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Rachel,"Really! God Ross, what were you thinking?  I know it’s really shallow, but a part of me wants him again."
91287, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",6,Phoebe,"Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper."
91288, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Rachel," Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?"
91289, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,Did homo-erectus hunt with wooden tools?
91290, Monica and Chandler's," the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe,",8,Monica,"Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because you’re the most important person in this room. And in the world!"
91291, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?"
91292, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Chandler,When was the last time you saw her wear it?
91293, Monica and Rachel's," after the party, Everyone has left, except for the gang,",5,Monica,She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
91294, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Chandler,"Well, come on, I’ve been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party."
91295, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Chandler,Oh! Right.
91296, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe," Umm, is-is that because you’re out of toner?"
91297, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,Hey.
91298, Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom,,1,Ross,You mean that?
91299, Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place," Monica is dragging Emily in,",4,Monica,Ohh. And I don’t even have a date.
91300, Joey is in Monica and Chandler's future house," sitting in a child's bedroom, looking at a quiz card which has ""5+10="" printed on one side,",10,Joey,
91301, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"No, I just think Monica was that fat."
91302, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is still bumming about cancellation of Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",7,Rachel,"Well wait a minute, what happened to Days of Our Lives?"
91303, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,Yes!
91304, The Geller household," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner, The doorbell rings,",5,Chandler,"Right on! Oh! Uh, but, don’t take to long okay? 'Cause uh, we're gonna test out our fake ID's tonight, right Clifford Alverez."
91305, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, it is the best."
91306, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,"Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me!"
91307, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Rachel,"So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?"
91308, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Phoebe,What?
91309, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,I know!!!
91310, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I can't, I gotta go."
91311, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,Dad?
91312, Monica's apartment," Chandler walks in with a friend of his while Monica is putting fruit in a bowl,",9,Chandler,"You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite!  Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer."
91313, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Come, sit.  Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay."
91314, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Rachel,"Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt."
91315, Central Perk," Frank Sr, is just arriving,",5,Phoebe,"Y'know what, it doesn’t matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go."
91316, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Rachel,"What—yeah—what, y’know what? I hope Emily is a lesbian."
91317, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Uh, Rach, hang on."
91318, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,What?!
91319, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma continues to cry,",9,Monica,"Rach, try holding her a different way."
91320, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, you-you also could’ve used uh, lamps and then followed the light."
91321, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,No! That’s where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
91322, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues,",1,Phoebe,"I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so..."
91323, Monica and Chandler's apartment," They're in the kitchen as Rachel enters,",9,Chandler,Wow.
91324, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post."
91325, The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant," Monica and Angela are talking,",1,Monica,"I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific."
91326, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler and Ross are both pouting and sitting on the couch,",6,Monica,Continue.
91327, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Rachel,"Well, you were pretty damn good."
91328, Phoebe's apartment," She is packing a few tings into boxes,",10,Monica,"Oh, right."
91329, Monica and Chandler's," the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy,",8,Rachel,"Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!"
91330, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Monica,Great…
91331, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Rachel starts laughing,",6,Rachel,"Okay! So, we’ll just stay married."
91332, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Rachel,"Yeah, it was senior year in college. It was after the Sigma Chi luau and Melissa and I got very drunk! And we ended up kissing! For several minutes!"
91333, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren Offices," Rachel gets in , Kim is there,",6,Rachel,Of course it’s true and it hurts so bad.
91334, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,"No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Ross’s mom."
91335, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters,",4,Joey,I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned it! That’s what I wanted to name my kid!
91336, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,"Ross, you don't know that."
91337, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters,",6,Phoebe,No! Barry and Mindy.
91338, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class,",5,Rachel,That was not funny!
91339, Central Perk," Chandler is getting another cup of coffee,",4,Monica,"Chandler, that’s like your fourth cup of coffee!"
91340, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Chandler, ahem... um... Crystal duck.
91341, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,
91342, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Phoebe,Hey!
91343, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,"All right! Fine! I'm going. But when I get back it's chair sitting, and I'm the guy who's....sitting in a chair! "
91344, Central Perk," everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers,",8,Phoebe,"Well that’s no way to sell newspapers. Why don’t you try, ""Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"""
91345, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Ross,"I’m sorry, I meant a blue LeSabre."
91346, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,"That’s okay, this is more important than fruit  on my ceiling! You broke up?!"
91347, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Oh, but that’s okay."
91348, Central Perk," Chandler is there,",4,Chandler,"Well, like father, like son."
91349, In front of Macys," Phoebe is collecting donations and ringing her bell,",5,Phoebe,Just get your nails done?
91350, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating some Chinese food,",5,Rachel,I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.
91351, continued from earlier,,3,Monica,"No, I just I think that it’s too soon."
91352, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross," Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts."
91353, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Rachel,"I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down."
91354, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Hey, come on, Phoebe, you understand don’t you?"
91355, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Rachel,"Oh no Dr. Long, please come in. This is Ross, he is the father."
91356, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Ross’s apartment, We see that Ross’s apartment is empty,",6,Chandler, What are you doing here?
91357, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Rachel,Thank you…we’re so excited
91358, Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her," They are sitting on the couch watching a movie, Ross is obviously hot,",5,Ross,Oh my God!
91359, Central Perk," everyone is there as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"Oh, thanks Gunther.  STUPID BRITISH SNACK FOOD!!!!!!!"
91360, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Ross,Yeah.
91361, Ross’s Building," they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died, Ross knocks on the door and a woman answers it,",8,Ross,Hi. I’m Ross Geller. I live in the building.
91362, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Chandler,It is the softest hair! Touch it! 
91363, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Hey, good race you guys."
91364, The Cooking Class," Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him,",8,Joey,Hi.
91365, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,Well that sounds fun too. 
91366, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are entering,",10,Monica,"Look, doctor!"
91367, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Phoebe,"Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?"
91368, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"No, I just talked to them."
91369, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Rachel,"Yeah, sure... "
91370, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Ross,"Well, you just…"
91371, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is recovering from the shock,",1,Phoebe,"I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!"
91372, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Joey,Yeah. Ya know what I think; I think we were all just being too negative.
91373, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,Yeah.  What d'you wanna do tonight?
91374, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
91375, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Y’know what you guys? I’m uh, I’m gonna go too. And uh, I’m sorry about everything."
91376, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,Wow!
91377, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, I got tired of naming states. So I decided to list the types of celery, and I have one regular celery."
91378, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Yeah, he did, look... look, it's right there on the counter! Ha-ho-ho!"
91379, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them,",6,Ross,"Okay, good stuff. Umm, well she’s-she’s sweet and pretty and…"
91380, Ross and Rachel’s," Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video,",8,Rachel,
91381, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey,"Well, I eat a lot of meat right?"
91382, Central Perk," Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep,",1,Joey,"C'mon, Ross!"
91383, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel,"No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked."
91384, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Ross,Look let’s not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesn’t even matter!
91385, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Say we are unagi!
91386, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,"Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?"
91387, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,"Hey! Now, I’ve been watching some tapes, how’s this?  ""Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!"""
91388, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters,",4,Joey,What?
91389, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Rachel," Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!"
91390, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Joey,"But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease."
91391, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Phoebe,"Well, he didn't tell me."
91392, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,Oop!
91393, Central Perk," Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, she was bald, she’s not now."
91394, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Monica,"I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time."
91395, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica,"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him."
91396, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Rachel,I did.
91397, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica,"I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby."
91398, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,Come here  Oh! There she is! Hi!
91399, Ross and Rachel's kitchen," Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle, Rachel now also enters the kitchen,",9,Ross,Thank you!
91400, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel," Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know."
91401, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Rachel,"Or I’ll give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua."
91402, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Phoebe,"You guys, what was the Powerball number again?"
91403, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,Don't you just love it?
91404, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Ross,Yeah?
91405, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Phoebe,"Oh, I'm just so exhausted from dragging around this...  HUGE engagement ring!"
91406, Carol and Susan's," there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross,",1,Ross,"Oh, that's great, that is great! "
91407, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Ross,"Well this uh, this may be a little awkward."
91408, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too,",7,Monica,Joey! This is not like learning to ride a horse! This is like learning to…grow a turtleneck!
91409, Central Perk," Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament,",8,Ross,"Well I have to. Okay? If I don’t, they’ll take the class away from me. And…I already put it in my family newsletter."
91410, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,"Sure, why not?"
91411, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",8,Monica,What’s going on?
91412, Central Perk," everyone is there except Joey,",1,Monica,..Excuse me?
91413, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,"I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense. Sorry you had to waste all this time, though."
91414, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,"Oh, yeah."
91415, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,Do I have my own castle?
91416, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,"Fine! Y’know what? It doesn’t matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom."
91417, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey," Well, what is going on with you two?"
91418, The Craps table," continued from earlier,",5,Monica,I think so too.
91419, Central Perk," Phoebe is sitting on couch and Rachel is getting some coffee, Phoebe keeps turning her head from to keep from looking at Rachel,",5,Phoebe,"Oh, sure!  Forever."
91420, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Phoebe,"Eh, better her than me! Hey, let’s bake cookies!"
91421, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Monica told me you had a blind date.
91422, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Baby got back 
91423, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters,",7,Ross,What’s up?
91424, The Delivery Room," Rachel is finally giving birth,",8,Ross,No! Come on let’s—One more time! One final push! Ready? 1…2…3! 
91425, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Ross,"What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who’s going to enjoy these bad boys "
91426, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Monica,"How about at a game, on the big screen?"
91427, A Mexican Restaurant," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there,",1,Chandler,Please God don't let it be Kung Pow Chicken.
91428, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Monica,"Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us."
91429, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Monica,I was in too much pain.
91430, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Chandler,"Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!"
91431, Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing,4,Ross,"Well, I do! Why don't we go back to my place, light a couple of candles, break open a box of Cinnamon Fruit Toasties, uh..."
91432, Central Perk," everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily,",5,Phoebe,"Very good handshake, good wrist action."
91433, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up,",7,Ross,Whew! That was a brisk ride!
91434, The beach house," Chandler is simulating he’s coming to pick up Monica for a date, Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it,",3,Joey,I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me.
91435, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are still talking,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, yeah I got that."
91436, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture,",3,Ross,"Sure, I-I-I... "
91437, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is at the sink and Chandler is looking at a ring brochure,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, coffeehouse."
91438, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey,"Hey, it hasn't come to that yet."
91439, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Ross,"Dad…dad, please! As I was saying umm, I’m Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and I’m the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, she’s the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if you’d all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple we’re here to celebrate.  To the Bings."
91440, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hold on! There is something different.
91441, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,Did she call?
91442, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Rachel,Hypothetically!
91443, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,"Oh, they-they sent me home."
91444, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Monica,"Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup."
91445, Central Perk," Chandler and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel,"Ugh. Wait, wait, wait."
91446, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,What?! I just touched him and he went over.
91447, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Joey,I wanted to go to the strip club!
91448, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same night, There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it,",4,Joey," Nothing. No, nothing."
91449, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,What? What?!
91450, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is packing some books and Joey is watching him,",6,Monica,"Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn’t cry. She wasn’t angry or sad. "
91451, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,Or Spin the Bottle?
91452, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,Oh! 
91453, The Women’s Restroom," Rachel and Phoebe are waiting for the outcome of Rachel’s second test,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
91454, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Joey,"Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount..."
91455, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters,",7,Monica,"Nice work everybody! So much for the y’know, ""You can drive it, but don’t tell Rachel"" plan!"
91456, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Ross,"No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you."
91457, The Philly," Chandler and Joey are talking to Chloe,",3,Chandler,And that’s the only colour that comes in.
91458, The Roof,,9,Joey, Thanks for coming.
91459, N,"Y,U, Ross is teaching a class,",8,Ross,"What?! That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes."
91460, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,What is the big deal? It’s not like we’re exclusive.
91461, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Phoebe, So did you ask him?
91462, Central Perk," the same scene is continued from before the break, With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch,",4,Rachel,All right!!
91463, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler,Ready?
91464, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,I'm gonna have to give him up.
91465, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,"Ok, well, what kind of ritual?"
91466, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe are there reading, Rachel is sitting on the couch flanked by Ross and Monica, She suddenly stops reading and starts blinking her left eye as if it's bothering her, The problem is that Joey is on her left and thinks she's winking at him and winks back, Ross is watching this and isn't quite sure of what to make of it,",5,Ross,"Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? "
91467, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Ross,"Oh, we have one too!!"
91468, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Monica,No.
91469, Madison Square Garden," the guys are watching the game,",1,Ross,"Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!"
91470, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi!
91471, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Ross,"Sorry, I’m kinda keeping this one on the Q.T."
91472, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,"I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out."
91473, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Phoebe,Don't come any closer!
91474, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Continued from earlier,",10,Rachel,"Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts."
91475, The Fertility Clinic; Chandler walks out one of the rooms,,9,Chandler," Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?"
91476, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Chandler,Oh yeah? Is he funnier than me?
91477, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"I'm sorry, who's this?"
91478, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is on the phone as Joey enters,",6,Monica,You dated her!
91479, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,Hi! Wish me luck!
91480, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, is this, is this for real?"
91481, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Ross,It’s also a sign of friendship.
91482, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Ross,"I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment.  What? What, now?"
91483, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"All right! Man, this is unbelievable!"
91484, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is helping Joey with his tie,",7,Ross,There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.
91485, Kate’s Apartment," Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town,",3,Joey,Thanks.
91486, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for the cute guy to show up for his cell phone, Rachel is putting on perfume by spraying it ahead of her face, and moving into it, Phoebe tries to steal some,",7,Rachel,Ohh…
91487, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around,",7,Chandler,"Well, does that mean that you’re not going to wearing yours?"
91488, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,"The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters."
91489, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,"No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available."
91490, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe,I could’ve been killed I hope you know!
91491, A Restaurant," Monica is breaking the news to Alan,",1,Monica,Relieved?
91492, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"Oh good, you scared me for a minute."
91493, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him,",8,Joey,"Yeah and we’d go check it out, but you took away our keys."
91494, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Rachel," Hey, what's-what's going on?!"
91495, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,You do? That's fantastic!
91496, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Joey,All right I’ll talk in code.  Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?
91497, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Ross,Monica told me you had a blind date.
91498, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,"God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me."
91499, Mon and Chan's, Ross enters,9,Chandler,You don't trust him?
91500, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,Oh my god.
91501, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is holding a football helmet; and apparently, in a rather disgusting scene, Joey wants Phoebe to beat him senseless,  Because he’s made a miraculous recovery from his hernia and wants to take advantage of all those free surgeries he can get now since he’s re-established his health insurance,",6,Phoebe,Have you really done this before?
91502, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings,",5,Phoebe,Oh that's my grandma. 
91503, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch,",7,Monica,Oooh!
91504, Joey's apartment," Joey and Chandler are still trying to get the birds out of the foosball-table,",10,Chandler,What's the matter?
91505, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Your thumb? That’s weird.  Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
91506, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Ross,My uncle Marcel.
91507, Silvercup Studios," Joey is showing Rachel around the set,",6,Chandler,Yeah?
91508, Central Perk,,9,Ross,I'm gonna get some more coffee.
91509, Central Perk," Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey,",3,Ross,Hi Gunther.
91510, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Chandler, I get pedicures!
91511, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, ok bye-bye."
91512, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in a bunch of electronics,",4,Rachel,"Y’know, you-you also could’ve used uh, lamps and then followed the light."
91513, Chandler and Joey's,"  Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said ""No,"" you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!",6,Joey,
91514, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Chandler,Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
91515, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the dinner table and Phoebe enters, knocking on the door,",9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, she can't be herself."
91516, The hall," full of paleontologists, Rachel and Joey are walking around",9,Joey, Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
91517, a NYU lecture hall," the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel,",6,Ross," I’m sorry, I’ve got plans with my sister."
91518, Monica and Rachel's," a post-coital Monica and Chandler are recovering on the couch,",5,Joey,"I don't know. But I can see through your sheet.  Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway."
91519, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are entering and they’re arguing,",6,Chandler,
91520, Central Perk,,9,Rachel,"Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and..."
91521, A Street," Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other,",1,Joey,"Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's!  What? Thought we were trying to find stuff."
91522, Outside the restaurant,,9,Monica,This is kind of a classy place.
91523, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom,",4,Chandler,"She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!"
91524, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica,Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go!  Why aren’t you dressed yet?!
91525, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross," Oh, this will make a great memory."
91526, Nana's Bedroom," Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet,",1,Ross,And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
91527, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe,"Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!"
91528, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please."
91529, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,"Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it’s like y’know, Chanoey?"
91530, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,Try feeding her again.
91531, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Ross,Why? What was wrong with her?
91532, Ross' apartment , Chandler and Joey enter,9,Ross,I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
91533, Monica’s Hotel Room," Chandler and Monica’s parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Great. He’s doing great. Don’t you worry about Chandler.
91534, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Rachel is singing some kind of song,",4,Chandler,Okay.  Good one.
91535, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,"Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to face—And by face I don’t mean his lap. And by face, I don’t mean my ass. "
91536, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe, No!
91537, The Roof,,9,Monica,Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.
91538, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,"Oh! Ooh! Oh, I didn’t know that you did…pot."
91539, We cut back to the present," The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking,",10,Rachel,
91540, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Monica is telling Phoebe where everything is,",4,Phoebe,"Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I don’t—can’t get up."
91541, Monica and Rachel's," the whole gang except Chandler is there,",3,Monica,Wow! It’s like Rachel in High School.
91542, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Chandler, Joey!
91543, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees...."
91544, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Rachel,"Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then if we win, we'll split it!"
91545, Monica and Phoebe's," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone,",6,Chandler,What?
91546, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Ross,Hiiii-Ya!!  I’m serious! You’re not walking out on my sister!
91547, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Ross,"Yeah, you too."
91548, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,"I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever."
91549, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey, Oh-hoh! Ha-hah! See!
91550, Central Perk," Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee,",6,Monica,"Come on Chandler, come on! It’ll give us great practice for when——people with babies come to visit."
91551, A strip club," the girls are there with Chandler, who isn’t enjoying himself,",4,Phoebe,"Remember, a virgin for me please."
91552, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper,",6,Monica,What?! Excuse me!
91553, Boarding the plane,,10,Joey,Hey!
91554, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Joey,"If you didn’t want to play, why did you come to the party?"
91555, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved."
91556, The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade Wendy,9,Chandler,"Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! "
91557, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch, A waitress brings a coffee and Phoebe wants to pay,",10,Phoebe,What harpist? My friend Marjorie is playing the steel drums.
91558, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,We’re really glad you decided to meet our guy.
91559, Central Perk," Joey sits at a table and Chandler and Monica enter,",9,Chandler,Hi!
91560, The Recovery Room," Rachel is putting Emma down for a nap,",8,Ross,Huh?
91561, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Joey,NO BIG DEAL!
91562, The Waiting Room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau have gone to get coffee,",1,Rachel,Ok. That's fine. 
91563, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,Yeah.
91564, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Phoebe,"Ooh, this is cool...it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. "
91565, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,Would she?
91566, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Chandler,Hi Joey’s sisters!
91567, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Joey,Yeah.
91568, Outside Central Perk,,9,Phoebe,Really?
91569, Monica and Chandler's," Obsessive Monica has finished opening all the presents, She’s ashamed of this, at least, because as someone enters…",8,Joey, Oh my God!
91570, Chandler and Joey’s," everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place",3,Joey,So we are going on two?
91571, Central Perk," the gang is there, minus Ross, Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two,",4,Phoebe,"Hey—ooh so, how was Vermont?"
91572, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"Rachel!!  Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!"
91573, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Ross,"Ok, Mom never hit."
91574, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Chandler,Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that?  I kinda have a dream! I don’t want to talk about it.
91575, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Phoebe,I love Vegas!
91576, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Monica,"Y’know dad, Chandler is one of Ross’s very best friends!"
91577, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,"Well, this is really awkward  Oh, and I can leave!"
91578, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Okay! When?!
91579, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,Sandwiches!
91580, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,How far outside?
91581, Central Perk," everyone is there but Ross and Joey, Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it,",5,Monica,"I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you."
91582, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,I got it.
91583, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Monica,You don’t have a car. And your license expired.
91584, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,"Okay, who wore those? "
91585, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff."
91586, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are entering,",3,Monica,"Uh, yeah."
91587, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Phoebe,What-what’s up?
91588, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,Hi!
91589, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!"
91590, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Joey," Three down, Days Of Our Lives star blank Tribbiani. That’s me!! I’m blank!!"
91591, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is finished telling everyone what happened,",7,Phoebe,"Come on, it’s not that big a deal!"
91592, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,
91593, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica,NOW!!!!!!!! 
91594, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe, Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
91595, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Chandler,"But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story…  You’re roommate in college died didn’t he?"
91596, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,I know.
91597, The Days of Our Lives producer’s office," Joey is entering to find Terry there,",7,Joey,"It’s been a while, huh? Wow, it’s funny these halls look smaller then they used to."
91598, Ross's apartment," Ross is totally wasted, but he's still drinking all the margaritas,",10,Rachel,"Ross, you don't even have oven mitts on!"
91599, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,Oh.
91600, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel,Why not?
91601, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,"I mean, that's a typical guy response."
91602, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,"Oh hey! So, how did your doctor’s appointment go?"
91603, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,What are you doing?
91604, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Monica,You had a salad.
91605, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Joey,Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?
91606, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,"What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!"
91607, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Monica,"Hey, look at you! Where have you been?"
91608, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Phoebe,"Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey."
91609, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Joey,Ohhh!
91610, Chandler and Joey's," it’s Joey’s party,",3,Ross,"Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today."
91611, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Joey,Congratulations.
91612, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?"
91613, Chandler’s office," Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches,",3,Chandler, What is with him?
91614, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,That's right I am! 
91615, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it,",4,Joey,"Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had."
91616, Carol and Susan's," Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach,",1,Ross,"Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?"
91617, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, The phone rings and Joey answers it,",5,Ross,"They're still, they're still not coming on man and the lotion and the powder have made a paste!"
91618, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation,",6,Ross, The photo album! There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. We just go through it and match everything to the pictures.
91619, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Chandler,So what does this mean?
91620, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!
91621, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,"No, I can’t get it out."
91622, Central Perk," Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others,",1,Chandler,Where are they? Where are they?
91623, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross, Santa was unavailable so close to Christmas.
91624, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Joey, Hey guys.
91625, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit  Hi!",8,Rachel,
91626, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jenny’s number which Monica has just dialed,",8,Monica, Okay!
91627, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,We all hate Emily!
91628, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,So? You guys are all sleep deprived. I don’t see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh God. 
91629, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are discussing stage names,",1,Joey," Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good."
91630, The Coma Guy's Room," Monica bursts in, closely followed by Phoebe, There is no sign of Coma Guy,  His bed is empty,",1,Monica,"Oh, sorry."
91631, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Chandler,Good game!
91632, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Monica,"No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy."
91633, Central Perk," Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Huh?
91634, Phoebe's Apartment," Phoebe is giving Monica another massage,",8,Monica,Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
91635, Grammercy Bistero," Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready, Ross is returning from talking to the matire’d,",7,Joey, Kristen?
91636, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Monica,Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
91637, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh. No that’s okay, he’s a friend."
91638, Sting’s Apartment," Phoebe has come to talk about Jack and is waiting for Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, to enter,",8,Phoebe,"Concert. Yeah. That does put us in…quite a pickle. Because you see I’m very busy before and after the concert, and he’s obviously busy during."
91639, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a soap opera,",1,Ross,"Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff?  Well-"
91640, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Rachel,"Oh, Monica made me send her to my mother's. Apparently babies and weddings don't mix."
91641, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Monica,What are you doing?
91642, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross, Yeah.
91643, Chandler and Joey's," the guys are now trying to figure out what next to do, since their plan with the stripper backfired on them,",4,Joey,"I don’t get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you "
91644, Phoebe is at Central Perk," Mike enters,",10,Phoebe,Welcome back!
91645, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, not the one I had my eye on."
91646, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Haaaaa! Hey-hey, thanks for stopping our ball."
91647, Ross’s office," he’s unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up,",6,Ross,"Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?"
91648, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,"Hey Pheebs, has Gary ever been shot at for real?"
91649, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,"Okay, but this is the last time. -chickeeeen."
91650, Ross’s Apartment," Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff,",6,Ross,"Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff."
91651, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Well ah, actually..."
91652, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!"
91653, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?"
91654, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Chandler,Yes!
91655, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"So? Did have sex, right?"
91656, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Monica,"Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it."
91657, Monica and Phoebe’s," Monica is vacuuming,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side."
91658, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Monica,Yeah right.
91659, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Ross,They don’t look any bigger than me!
91660, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,"Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it."
91661, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Phoebe,"Hey! You guys, I’m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?"
91662, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Chandler,A face ass?
91663, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV,",3,Monica,"Sorry, Pheebs."
91664, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Chandler are talking,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, cups."
91665, Phoebe’s birthday," she’s telling everyone what she found out at Ursula’s while sitting in Central Perk,",7,Monica,Oh man!
91666, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Phoebe,You know that’s… that’s her.
91667, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch,",7,Rachel,"No seriously, y’know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?"
91668, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Phoebe,"Yeah, I think I told it wrong. Y'know, we should talk about that because I don't totally understand what happened there."
91669, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,I am a good kisser.
91670, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Rachel,"Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher."
91671, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,"Oh, she’s uh-uh really sick."
91672, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently,",3,Rachel,Small...
91673, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Rachel,oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
91674, Phoebe's Grandmother's memorial," Phoebe is at the door welcoming people,",5,Monica,What?! What honey?
91675, Monica's apartment," Phoebe and Ross enter the room,",10,Monica,Hey! Where's Mike?
91676, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Phoebe,"No, the ‘No Smoking’ sign. There’s no smoking in my Grandmother’s cab."
91677, The Geller’s Garage," Mr, Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters,",7,Ross,Nu-uh! 
91678, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that."
91679, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Joey,What's going on?
91680, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters,",7,Rachel,Hi!
91681, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Joey,"Oh yeah, that's right!"
91682, Central Perk, Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop,9,Joey,Hey!
91683, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are entering,",8,Chandler,"Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don’t believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won’t stand in your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese."
91684, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Ross,"Hmm? Oh, yeah. "
91685, Joey and Janine’s," continued from earlier,",6,Monica, What?
91686, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are doing dishes as Joey enters,",7,Rachel,How did it go with Erin?
91687, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Yep, I’m in a tree."
91688, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Ross,I know where Joey would be. He would be down in the foxhole protecting all of us.
91689, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions."
91690, Chandler and Joey's," continued from earlier, Chandler and Kathy are still kissing, then they stop suddenly,",4,Chandler,I-I think we have too.
91691, The restaurant, Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table,9,Monica,IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
91692, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from before the commercial break, Monica is walking into the apartment followed by Ross and Rachel,",7,Phoebe,"Well, I don’t think Monica is gonna take this away."
91693, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Phoebe, Please don’t die!
91694, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,You wanna go inside and have some coffee?
91695, The museum’s worker cafeteria," Joey is eating lunch with the rest of the tour guides, Another tour guide tries to sit down in a seat Joey saved for Ross,",4,Joey,Doctor? Wow! I didn’t know he had a nickname.
91696, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Chandler,Here you go. 
91697, Monica's apartment," The bachelorette party,",10,Rachel,Yeah?
91698, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Chandler,I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
91699, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, and he’s very dejected,",3,Joey,"Beth is really, really sick."
91700, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage,",7,Rachel,"Joey, would you just come out here and stop being such a baby!"
91701, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.
91702, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,"that would've been better, I'll try that Hi I'm Joey."
91703, The Rehearsal Dinner," Chandler and Monica are greeting guests as they arrive, A woman enters,",7,Chandler,We’re the Bings.
91704, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Ross,"Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today."
91705, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,"If you want, I’ll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents."
91706, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Monica,Congratulations!
91707, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,What'd you say?
91708, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading,",6,Monica,What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
91709, Carol's Hospital Room," Ross and Susan are coaching Carol,",1,Ross,I got it.
91710, Central Perk," Joey is getting a phone number from a woman  as Chandler watches from the doorway,",4,Joey,You got all that from the back of her head?
91711, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,"Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasn’t something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?"
91712, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Phoebe,What am I gonna do?
91713, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,The physical act of love. 
91714, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Hello.
91715, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"No, but I’m gonna!"
91716, Central Perk," Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,What?
91717, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,"Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended disco version, with three choruses of ""You'll never make it on your own""."
91718, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,"Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity."
91719, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Okay, bye."
91720, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it,",6,Rachel,"Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…"
91721, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Monica,He’s with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
91722, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,Hi.
91723, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are sitting and talking,",4,Chandler,"We’re going to Everest! Okay, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!"
91724, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch,",3,Joey,"God, that would be weird it that situation presented itself tonight, huh?"
91725, The Bings�," Monica in bathrobe, merely covered, Someone�s knocking at the door,",9,Chandler,"No thanks, I�m good."
91726, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
91727, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,You are so great! I love you!
91728, Restaurant," Rachel and Ross and Dr, Green are having dinner,",3,Rachel,Hi Daddy!
91729, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Phoebe,So you’re gonna... hit on her?
91730, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica,"Hey, Rach, did you make your money?"
91731, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
91732, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,What?
91733, the bar," Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place,",3,Phoebe,"Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?"
91734, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,About the yelling.
91735, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is showing off her new dollhouse, It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table,",3,Monica,I know!!!
91736, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room,",10,Rachel,No matter how much we want it.
91737, College reunion party," Ross is talking to Missy,",10,Ross,Great!
91738, The Hallway between the apartments," Joey, Janine, Chandler, and Monica are returning from a double date, Chandler is telling a joke,",6,Joey,And Chandler I can’t believe I let you pay for this one.  Thanks man.
91739, Monica and Rachel's," later that day, Gary is kissing Phoebe good-bye,",5,Phoebe,"Okay, then maybe I can come too!"
91740, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Rachel,"Umm let me think...What do I want, what d-o I w-a-n-t..."
91741, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Chandler,Monica’s wasted.
91742, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Joey,Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here.  What’s the matter?
91743, Room 816," Dr, Drake Remoray is entering,",8,Joey,"Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?"
91744, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches,",8,Rachel,"Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesn’t need to be; she’ll still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! "
91745, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon, Monica is entering from the bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Yeah but how do I start? I mean, what’s-what’s the first thing that I say? "
91746, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Monica," No, no, don’t get it. Let the machine pick up."
91747, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",7,Phoebe,…in Reservations at 800 by Neil Simon. 
91748, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross,Yeah.
91749, Monica and Chandler's," Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey,",8,Monica,"Yeah, you want some?"
91750, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Chandler,Because that’s the only part of you he can see when he’s on the table!
91751, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Nice try.
91752, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Rachel,Really?
91753, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,"I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?"
91754, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,Yes.
91755, Paul’s Bedroom," Elizabeth is entering,",6,Ross,"Elizabeth!  I’ll meet you at the front door. Just tell them you’re going home, okay?"
91756, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,
91757, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Monica,That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
91758, An airplane cabin," Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat,",5,Chandler,"How do you feel about the, ""I really did forgot the present, please forgive me"" not fake out?"
91759, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work,",3,Rachel,No. A break from us.
91760, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Monica,Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
91761, Central Perk," Phoebe is reading as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Phoebe you can’t have both of them! You have to pick one!
91762, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Joey,"Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!"
91763, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,SSSHHHHTTT!!He's asking her a question!!
91764, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,"See, I’m not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?"
91765, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Chandler,Isn’t that what happened with you and the bride’s maid?
91766, Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel," The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in,)",4,Ross,My God. Rachel!  What happen? Why are you here?
91767, Joey and Janine’s," Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter,",6,Joey,"Thanks. Thanks, but uh actually it’s just gonna be me again tonight."
91768, Phoebe’s cab," Phoebe and Joey are driving back, Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping,",6,Joey, What?!
91769, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Ross,"One night, just-just sex. No strings attached?"
91770, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,What? You don't want me to get a job?
91771, Monica and Rachel's," the slumber party continues,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! "
91772, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"Phoebe, what's the matter?"
91773, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Rachel,"You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick."
91774, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Monica,We are! Help us!
91775, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Wise choice, how many rungs?"
91776, The casino," Ross and Rachel are entering,",5,Rachel,Hi!!
91777, The Broom Closet," Ross has used a broom to open the air vent in the ceiling, Phoebe is wearing a janitor's uniform, ready to go up in the vent,",1,Ross,"Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben."
91778, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom,",7,Monica,Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.
91779, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is there as Joey enters happily,",6,Joey,Hey!
91780, Atlantic City," New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex,",5,Chandler,"Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!"
91781, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Ross,"All right, ready?"
91782, The hallway," Ross is running up the stairs, Note, This show continues where the last one left off,",5,Ross,
91783, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross,You're not his godfather.
91784, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Rachel,"Ross, I am a human doodle!!"
91785, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour."
91786, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week..."
91787, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Chandler,"Hey! Well, I’ve been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you that’s mean!"
91788, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,"Oh, make it stop!"
91789, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Phoebe,"Well, if you're leaving, I'm definitely gonna go."
91790, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box?
91791, Central Perk," Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross,",6,Ross,"Okay. So well I’ll umm,  I’ll have her home by midnight."
91792, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,"Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, there’s a big selling calendar, eh?"
91793, Ross',,9,Rachel,"Oh! Right! Yeah! Hold on, I'll be just clean up in here a little bit! Hello Gavin"
91794, A bar," Chandler is entering,",3,Rachel,"Yeah, I know."
91795, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Yeah.
91796, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,Do I?
91797, Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in,9,Rachel," Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene."
91798, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Ross,OK you...you really don't know what I am talking about?
91799, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are cautiously serving Phoebe some tea,",4,Monica,Here’s your tea Phoebe. 
91800, Elizabeth’s apartment," she is packing for her trip as Ross watches,",6,Ross,"Well, yeah, of-of course I’m okay! What? I’m just being supportive. Supportive of you and this whole trip, and-and "
91801, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Ross,"Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!"
91802, Central Perk," it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show, Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters,",6,Phoebe,"Don’t be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Y’know? Mine’s gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive."
91803, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Well, I did not know that."
91804, The gate," Rachel walks up to the man at the gate and gives him her passport,",10,Rachel,"I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size."
91805, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,"Yes! Why, did you—you forget to make yours?"
91806, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters,",7,Monica,Hey baby. 
91807, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Rachel,"Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why I’m a terrible waitress? Because, I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don’t care where the tray spot is, I just don’t care, this is not what I want to do. So I don’t think I should do it anymore. I’m gonna give you my weeks notice."
91808, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Joey,Big fat goalie.
91809, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel," I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we..."
91810, Another street," somewhere along the River Themes, Ross, Emily, and Monica are walking to where they’re gonna get married, Emily is relating the troubles with the caterer,",4,Ross,"Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily’s parents got married here."
91811, The Charity Event," Mr, Thompson is announcing the winners of the silent auction,",6,Phoebe,Hey you guys! Look!
91812, Monica and Rachel's," time has passed, The five are sitting around the coffee table talking,",1,Joey,"Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone."
91813, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Joey,You don't know!
91814, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Monica,"Yeah, I saw him waiting for an elevator."
91815, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Ross,Oh my God!
91816, Rachel’s bedroom," Ross and Rachel have just finished consummating the new relationship,",4,Ross,I missed you too.
91817, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Joey,
91818, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Chandler,"I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?"
91819, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,"Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?"
91820, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Monica,"This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is."
91821, Central Perk," Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum,",4,Phoebe,"I know! I know, and I’ve only been playing for like an hour!"
91822, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there,",7,Rachel,Well what?! How-how much is it?!
91823, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"No, I called him. It's not gonna happen."
91824, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Ross, I just—y’know—I-I just have one—Rachel?!
91825, Joey and Rachel's apartment," The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing, Rosss tares at them,",10,Joey,"Yeah, but it did happen, so..."
91826, Central Perk," Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do,",4,Joey,"No-no, thank you."
91827, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are watching TV as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Oh. Oh.
91828, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Rachel,Really?!
91829, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,I’m curious about the human body.
91830, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video,  The italics are portions of the prom video,",4,Chandler,"Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?"
91831, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful."
91832, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there as Rachel enters,",6,Ross,"Wait a minute, does-does everyone feel this way?"
91833, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace"
91834, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Monica,I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
91835, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Joey,You’ve seen my huge stack of porn right? 
91836, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"It's just, I'm not good at singing."
91837, Chandler's office," Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing,",5,Chandler,"I know, I can do this. "
91838, The hallway," Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game,",4,Monica,Men are such idiots.
91839, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,"Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! "
91840, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO."
91841, Central Perk," Rachel and Chandler are on the couch,",8,Rachel,Whoa!!
91842, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Ah-ha! Too cocky!
91843, Central Perk," Phoebe and Joey are there, Phoebe's cell phone rings,",9,Rachel,He's not stoned.
91844, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Ross,"Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!"
91845, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Ross,I am not doing this over the phone.
91846, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Chandler,"Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not."
91847, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily,",3,Rachel,"Ohh, gee. I wonder why she thinks you’re going to call her?"
91848, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?"
91849, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there, Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him,",5,Chandler,"I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast."
91850, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Monica,"All right, let's go say good-bye."
91851, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee,",6,Rachel,"No-no, I’m staying put."
91852, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Chandler,He's the boss's son.
91853, A Bridal Shop," Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress,",7,Phoebe," Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!"
91854, Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Oh, I'm so sorry!"
91855, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,"It’s not random, it’s Bob."
91856, Another Waiting Room," Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is,",8,Phoebe,
91857, Chandler’s Hotel Room," Ross is getting Chandler ready,",7,Ross,Yeah.
91858, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Ross,"I like this one.  It seems to say, ""I love you and that’s why I have to kill you."""
91859, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Monica,Ross!!
91860, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh, this is great! I am gonna call him right now!  Oh, thank you!"
91861, In the living room at the funeral,,4,Phoebe,"Excuse me. Excuse me!  Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go."
91862, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,"Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying to make things…"
91863, A Casting Director’s Office," Joey is entering for his callback,",7,Joey,"Hey, I’m back!"
91864, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Rachel,Oh y’know what honey? Let’s not talk about that right now?
91865, A Street, Phoebe is walking along with the diplomat  Thank you!,3,Phoebe,
91866, Central Perk," Rachel is siting on the couch as Ross and Chandler enter after playing basketball,",7,Rachel,"I am not gonna get fired, because I’m not gonna act on it."
91867, Terry’s office," Joey has come to beg for a second chance,",7,Joey,"Wait! Terry! Wait—Look—Wait I-I… Look, I’m really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking I’m too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance."
91868, Central Perk," Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies, while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him,",1,Joey,When's that?
91869, The breakfast buffet," Phoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters,",6,Joey,"Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she’s anything like me, she’s just gonna be relieved."
91870, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,
91871, The Delivery Room," Rachel is in bed as Joey enters,",8,Rachel,I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?
91872, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Chandler,Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
91873, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,Yeah!
91874, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,"Done! I did it! Heh, who’s stupid now? "
91875, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica, Chicken Soup for the Soul?
91876, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,
91877, The Movie Set," Joey is getting his make-up touched up as Richard approaches,",7,Joey,But you’re spittin’ all over me man!
91878, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,No.
91879, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Monica,What kind of karate is that?
91880, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,You’re gonna do some feet flirtin’!
91881, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, no. "
91882, Ross and Rachel’s," Rachel is standing in front of the TV holding a video,",8,Rachel,
91883, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Ross,"Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine’s Day? What’s going on, huh? Girl trouble?"
91884, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,"Hey Joey, sweetie, taste this. "
91885, Phoebe's cab," Phoebe is driving very fast, and a terrified Ross has closed his eyes,",10,Ross,Are we off the bridge?
91886, In the hall,,9,Rachel,"Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!"
91887, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,All right.
91888, In front of Monica's restaurant, Phoebe is playing,9,Phoebe,Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!
91889, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe," Yes, I’m the one who found your phone."
91890, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Oh, I’m sure."
91891, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,I gotta check out this hot girl! 
91892, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters,",6,Joey,Hey!
91893, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,"Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!"
91894, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,"Oh, Urse... "
91895, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,I mean it’s the end of an era!
91896, Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica sits on the couch as Joey enters,9,Monica,"Okay, have you considered using a girl with huge knockers? "
91897, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Ross,"Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel."
91898, Chandler and Joey’s, there is lumber all over the apartment,3,Joey,Power saw kinda got away from me there.
91899, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,"Well, ok, I wasn't rich like you guys, ok, I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony… I had a hard life, my mother was killed by a drug dealer…"
91900, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?"
91901, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Monica,"Phoebe, we lost half of them."
91902, Earl’s Office," Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters,",7,Phoebe, Earl! I’m Phoebe.
91903, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game, Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger, The girls are in the kitchen,",7,Ross,You're on!
91904, Joey's audition," he is with bag,",5,Joey,"Well, first it's not a purse."
91905, inside Central Perk,,3,Phoebe,This is Monica.
91906, Chandler and Monica’s," they’re getting ready to leave for the party,",8,Monica,It’s a dead dog. That’s Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.
91907, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,…since I stopped trying.
91908, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey paces the floor waiting for Janine, She walks in,",6,Joey,"Hey, uhh, I need to talk to you."
91909, Monica and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are giving out their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of motor oil,",9,Chandler,"And, a lemon lime."
91910, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up.
91911, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler and Rachel are talking,",10,Joey,
91912, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Santa  Hey!",7,Rachel,
91913, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Monica, Go! Go! Go!
91914, Monica and Rachel's," All are there except for Chandler,",3,Joey,"Hey-hey, Ross?"
91915, The hallway between the apartments," Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and Chandler’s,",3,Joey," Okay, Blast off!"
91916, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Uh-huh! 
91917, Central Perk," continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, isn’t it fantastic?"
91918, Joey's apartment," Joey and Ross in the living room, rehearsing what Joey will say to Charlie in the Museum",9,Joey,Ok.
91919, A hospital," Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and Chandler are there to comfort and support her,",6,Ross,"Okay, I think I got it."
91920, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,"Hey, guys."
91921, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Monica,Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
91922, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Yeah, okay."
91923, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Phoebe,"Okay, my turn. My turn.  I won’t."
91924, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Is there a problem?
91925, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,"Look, I don’t feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?"
91926, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,Wow…
91927, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Rachel,"And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!"
91928, Central Perk," Ross is reading a magazine, eating a cookie, and drinking some coffee as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Hey.
91929, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to hang up on Julie,",4,Ross,"Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?"
91930, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Phoebe,How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
91931, The Philly,,3,Ross,"What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up."
91932, hall of the romantic inn in Vermont,,9,Chandler,"Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?"
91933, Joey and Rachel's," Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, is practicing his slipknots as Monica enters,",6,Monica,Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
91934, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Rachel,"Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee."
91935, Joey's apartment," Joey is still looking for the birds,",10,Chandler,Did that movie ever get made?
91936, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Chandler,Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.  ..on the desk.
91937, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Chandler,"No, he visited a little town south of throw up.  So what was Phoebe’s secret?"
91938, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey, That book got me through some tough times.
91939, The Dry Cleaners," Joey is trying to get his picture up again,",6,Joey," Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?"
91940, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do."
91941, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Phoebe,"Well, what did he do?"
91942, Central Perk," Chandler is getting advice from Ross and Joey,",5,Chandler,"Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again."
91943, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Phoebe,"I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!"
91944, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,Yeah! And she's comforted by him because she loves her uncle Joey so much.
91945, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,Uh-hmm.
91946, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Ross,Hey!
91947, Monica's eye doctor's office," Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes, I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know,",5,Monica, Oh that's an eye removal machine.
91948, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Joey,Takes it out of you? 
91949, The Banquet Room," Ross is taking a picture of a plant, Chandler a fork, The band stops,",8,Chandler,"Okay, you ready for the last picture?"
91950, Ross and Rachel’s," Emma is still crying,",9,Monica,"Chandler, I don’t even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!"
91951, The Atlantis Resort," Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again,",8,Chandler, We need the stuff.
91952, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Joey,"Uhm... A penis model.  Anyway, hey... Did you tell Chandler that some guy from work is the funniest guy you've ever met?"
91953, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Phoebe,"Oh no, she won’t tell us."
91954, Benjamin's office," Ross and Charlie are entering,",10,Ross,"Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!"
91955, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Monica,I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
91956, Ross',,9,Ross,"Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am."
91957, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Chandler,"Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, it’s the only chance to see New York."
91958, The Animal Hospital," the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring, Joey is pacing around like an expectant father,",4,Joey,"Yeah, but what if he doesn’t? He’s such a good duck."
91959, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!
91960, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Monica,What’s the matter?
91961, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Ross,I can’t believe no one believes me!
91962, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Chandler,Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
91963, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on, The whole gang is there,",5,Rachel,Yeah!
91964, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge, Joey walks from his room, He looks like he just woke up,",5,Joey,"Hey, don’t get religious on me, ok.  Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!"
91965, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica, That's right.
91966, Central Perk," everyone except Phoebe and Joey are there,",6,Monica,"Aw, I’m sorry sweetie that she doesn’t feel the same way."
91967, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is eating jam straight out of the jar, and Chandler is staring at him in amazement, Joey offers him some,",3,Rachel,"Phoebe, what are you doing?"
91968, Pete’s Restaurant’s Kitchen," Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen,",3,Monica,Oh God.
91969, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Monica,I'm going to get bigger!
91970, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Ross,"Okay. Okay.  Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I’m Ross Geller. We-we called from the car."
91971, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,"Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country."
91972, Central Perk," Ross and Joey are there,",6,Ross,Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
91973, The Janitor’s Closet," Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now,",9,Chandler,"Look, we can’t stay in here forever."
91974, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey,Or equally weak.
91975, Kathy’s play," Ross and Chandler are waiting for her in the lobby after the play,",4,Chandler,"Y’know, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know you’re up there every night, you’re naked, touching, kissing."
91976, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is poking his head in,",5,Chandler,"Hey, is Rachel here?"
91977, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure we’ve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know."
91978, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Joey,"No plans, huh?"
91979, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Phoebe,Ok.
91980, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Chandler are returning from the game,",5,Monica,I can't believe you let them win!
91981, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica, You owe me 20 bucks.
91982, The hospital," Monica and Chandler are holding the twins, while two nurses are taking care of Erica,",10,Monica,"Okay, well, bye!"
91983, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,"Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you..."
91984, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Joey,"Oh well, she said we have nothing in common."
91985, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,Huh?
91986, Central Perk," everyone but Phoebe is there,",1,Monica,"I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!"
91987, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,Hey!!! Oww!! And I’m bleeding.
91988, Rachel’s office," Tag and her are planning how to get the review back,",7,Rachel,
91989, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,You're not gonna let me buy the Knicks?? I can't believe you're taking this away from me!
91990, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading What to Expect When You’re Expecting as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",8,Rachel,"Wow! I don’t remember him. Honey, are you sure you’re not talking about your imaginary boyfriend."
91991, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Rachel,OK!
91992, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Joey,That’s great. Thanks Rach.
91993, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Monica,You gotta go home and get the earrings that you borrowed from me okay? Chandler wants me to wear them tonight.
91994, Central Perk," Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! You’re a 30 year old virgin!
91995, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Chandler," What do you need, what do you need?"
91996, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters,",6,Rachel,It is? Really?
91997, Ralph Lauren," Mr Zelner's office, Ross knocks on the door and enters,",10,Ross,"Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life."
91998, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,"Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. "
91999, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler,"Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!"
92000, Central Perk," time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters,",6,Rachel,Ohhh well. Y’know what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! He’s a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
92001, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Chandler,Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
92002, Rachel’s New Office," she’s interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda,",7,Rachel," Wow! H-umm! Hi! Yes, uh I’m sorry the models are actually down the hall."
92003, Central Perk," Phoebe is drinking coffee as Chandler enters,",5,Phoebe,I just—I don't want us to jump into something we're not ready for.
92004, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Chandler,Something else I might have said?
92005, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also,",4,Monica,What are you doing?
92006, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Monica,No you robot!!
92007, The Hallway," Rachel is about to enter her apartment with Dina to tell Joey the news,",8,Rachel,Joey…there’s something that you…should know. Dina?
92008, The hospital," Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee, Ross approaches from behind,",10,Ross,
92009, A Restaurant," Monica and Paul are eating,",1,Rachel,"Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- "
92010, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
92011, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents,",8,Ross,Dad so what we have to pretend that we’re married?
92012, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Well isn’t there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, can’t-can’t you pick up, I don’t know, an extra shift here?"
92013, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Rachel,"Oh my god, oh, you guys are great."
92014, Chandler and Joey's," Rachel, Phoebe, and Julio are consoling Joey and Chandler,",4,Rachel," So, how was your date?"
92015, A Street," Chandler and Ross are at a newsstand,",7,Ross," Well hello! She’s cute! Should we uh, go try to talk to her?"
92016, Ross's apartment," everyone but Rachel is seated around his table, The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background,",1,Ross,I'm gonna pay for that tonight.
92017, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,"Oh! Oh, I'm so happy."
92018, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"W-What are you, what are you talking about?"
92019, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is walking up and notices a car that is parked half on the curb and right in front of the door, making it difficult for people to enter Central Perk,",5,Phoebe,"Ohh, no. "
92020, Central Perk," The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents,",10,Rachel,Ooh! Oh wow this is so beautiful. 
92021, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Phoebe,"Umm, that paper’s two weeks old."
92022, The Hallway," Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door,",7,Chandler,Joey!
92023, Monica and Rachel's," Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch, Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep,",5,Phoebe,He shot a bird!
92024, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel,",6,Rachel,Well it’s mine too! What else you got?!
92025, Central Perk," all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason,",3,Ross,Pffhah.
92026, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is snoozing with Hugsy, his bedtime penguin pal and Chandler and Monica come storming in,",5,Joey,No! Not unless! Look this must end now!
92027, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,"Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle."
92028, Monica and Rachel's," Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there,",5,Joey,"Well to tell you the truth, they uh,  they had a problem with the bag!"
92029, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,"I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!"
92030, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Ross,"Oh-oh, yeah."
92031, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona,",8,Chandler,I understand who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
92032, Central Perk," Phoebe is there, waiting to tell Frank and Alice the news,",4,Phoebe,Ooh! Hi!
92033, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey, And-and you?!
92034, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey," You're a pain in my ass, Geller!"
92035, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica is in the kitchen and Ross enters,",9,Ross,Wow!
92036, N,"Y,U’s University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler,",7,Ross,"Okay, okay take a guess."
92037, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Joey,"""…when I look back over our time together…"""
92038, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Ross,"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!"
92039, Central Perk," Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe,",5,Rachel,"The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily."
92040, Monica and Chandler's Apartment," everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey, This poem is known as ""The Night Before Christmas"" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather ""Account of a visit from St, Nicholas"" by Henry Livingston,",9,Monica,"It's just... It's hard enough not seeing you during the week, but for Christmas... alright, if this is what you have to do, I understand."
92041, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe, Okay…
92042, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is there, Joey enters,",4,Chandler,"See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock."
92043, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,"No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out."
92044, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part,",1,Chandler,"It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here."
92045, Outside the Nursery," Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up,",8,Monica,What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
92046, Carol's Room," Ross and Susan rush in,",1,Ross,"Oh, thanks, Pheebs!"
92047, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler, What?
92048, The Charity Event," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches,",6,Joey,All that stuff you just said? I want that!
92049, Phoebe’s hospital room," Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe,",6,Ross,A little. Yeah. I made a snack.
92050, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Joey, Yeah I did!
92051, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy while Chandler and Rachel are taste testing and Joey is on the couch doodling,",7,Monica,But they like it!
92052, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in Joey’s lap on Francette, and they’re both groaning,",7,Joey,Oh yeah.
92053, Central Perk, Ross enters,9,Ross,"Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is ""if you can't come on time, then don't come at all"".  Shall we?"
92054, The fire escape," Joey is now hanging off of the bottom rung of the ladder that won’t move and Ross is watching from above,",7,Joey, Oh my… How much do you weigh Ross?!
92055, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,No!  Oyster?
92056, Joey and Charlie's room,,9,Joey," Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!"
92057, Central Perk," the next night, Phoebe is finishing up her set,",4,Chandler,"Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty."
92058, Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage," Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things, Mr, Geller is in the garage,",7,Ross,It’s a clown kit! Clown kit!
92059, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Ross,"Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures."
92060, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Phoebe,"Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow."
92061, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?"
92062, Monica and Rachel's," Monica carries a box out of Rachel’s room,",6,Rachel,"Oh, it’s gonna be fine."
92063, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch,",6,Joey,Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?
92064, A Film Set," Joey is entering for his scene,",1,Joey,Me?
92065, Phoebe Sr,"’s house, there’s a knock on the door,",4,Phoebe,Why?
92066, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Chandler," Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening."
92067, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room,",8,Ross,"Forget it, she’s destroying it."
92068, Central Perk," Ross and a beautiful blonde  are standing outside, The rest of the gang is watching from inside,",4,Ross,I know!
92069, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom,",3,Monica,Oh no!!
92070, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Chandler,Wherever! I’ve got like 20!
92071, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Chandler,Really!
92072, Days of Our Lives' Studios,,9,Rachel,"Oh, in my head he's done some pretty ""not-gay-stuff""!"
92073, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are entering,",8,Joey,"Y’know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something."
92074, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,"Oh, okay, not so weird."
92075, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler," Oh dear God, there's two of them!"
92076, Central Perk," Joey and Phoebe are talking,",6,Joey,"Oh-oh, what about Ross?"
92077, Another restaurant," Rachel is studying the menu together with her date, Steve, Steve is the stoned restaurateur from 115 TOW the Stoned Guy,",9,Rachel,Really? What's that like?
92078, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Rachel,I want Gladys!
92079, Central Perk," Phoebe's speaking to a girl,",10,Rachel,Do you think I'm someone else?
92080, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Chandler,"I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked."
92081, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters,",7,Ross,Need some help?
92082, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Chandler,"Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?"
92083, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Chandler,Really?
92084, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,"Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!"
92085, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Hey.
92086, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,You don’t think I get up when you get up?
92087, Ross and Rachel�s," Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there,",9,Ross,"Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there."
92088, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,Does Joey have any idea?
92089, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel,"Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it."
92090, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition, Phoebe is overacting her part,",6,Joey,No you’re not! Not to me!
92091, Their Building," Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny, Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair, Picture Paul Bunyan,",5,Monica,Wow! That guy is so rude!
92092, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Ross,Thank you.
92093, Chandler and Joey's," Aurora and Chandler are in bed in Chandler's room,",1,Chandler,"No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are."
92094, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler," It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex."
92095, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Chandler,"Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for."
92096, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Joey,I ran!!
92097, Central Perk," everyone but Rachel is there,",1,Ross,"Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?"
92098, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,Oh.
92099, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is there as Joey enters,",8,Joey,"What the hell are you talking about,  ""The south will rise again man."""
92100, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,What?
92101, Gary's precinct," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! 
92102, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica,",6,Rachel,"Wow! I mean, I just—I can’t, I can’t believe this. Y’know, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe who’s always been somewhat of a question mark."
92103, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Rachel,"Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill before.  Only $98.50 to go."
92104, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Rachel,"Oh my God, who is it?! "
92105, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Rachel,"Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, ""Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."""
92106, Monica and Chandler's," Monica switches off the VCR, Joey and Chandler are behind the couch,",9,Chandler,"Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends."
92107, Central Perk, Ross is working on his list,3,Chandler,"All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?"
92108, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Monica are in there, and Phoebe enters",10,Phoebe,Yeah!
92109, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross,"Than I want mine, too ! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond."
92110, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,What's happenin'?
92111, A blackjack table, Joey is moving in to try and get his hand twin ,5,Phoebe,"No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!"
92112, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, later that same day, Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something,",4,Chandler,"No. No. We’re not gonna do that, y’know why? Because its not an even trade."
92113, Joey's apartment," Phoebe is talking at the phone, Monica is listening amused,",10,Joey,"May I have a word with you, please?"
92114, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return,",5,Phoebe,Hey!
92115, Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates,,5,Phoebe,I don't know! I didn't come with her!
92116, Ross's Apartment," the guys are there assembling furniture,",1,Joey,Done with the bookcase!
92117, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Monica,"Oh, that is amazing!"
92118, Central Perk," Rachel, Joey and Emma are there,",10,Rachel,Hi!
92119, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Ross,Congratulations. 
92120, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,"Hey listen, why don’t you come downstairs with me? There’s some really nice girls down there."
92121, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!"
92122, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,"Whoa, sorry Tommy."
92123, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Phoebe,Hey hey hey! She's on!
92124, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Joey,"Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna make sure it fits."
92125, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe is putting out some Sunflower seeds as Rachel enters,",7,Phoebe,Yeah.
92126, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Joey are standing at the counter, Monica is flipping a light switch on and off next to the door,",4,Chandler,
92127, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel,Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
92128, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Rachel,Then how come it is?
92129, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,Fan out! Fan out!
92130, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters,",8,Rachel,Not yet.
92131, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is showing Ross, Rachel, Joey, and Phoebe his engagement ring again,",6,Ross,"Yeah, you didn’t get one."
92132, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Phoebe, Okay.
92133, Central Perk," Ross is there as Rachel storms in,",6,Ross,Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
92134, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Do you uh, do you talk about me?"
92135, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards, and Phoebe is working on a new song,",4,Ross,"Okay, guys."
92136, Ross’s bedroom," Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs,",3,Rachel,"I don’t know, you thought ‘See you Saturday’ was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me."
92137, Outside the beach house," Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel,",3,Ross,"That’s not true! Her, she doesn’t even know what she wants! Rachel’s still mad about the whole thing."
92138, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Chandler,"No, no, no."
92139, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler and Joey are there, packing the last boxes,",10,Monica,"Now, that you can do."
92140, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Nothing happened? Nothing? So you didn’t tell my girlfriend that you love her?
92141, Outside Central Perk," Phoebe is pacing back and forth waiting for someone,",3,Rachel,Any sign of your brother?
92142, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,"Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler."
92143, Central Perk," Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses,",7,Chandler,I got glasses!
92144, Rachel’s birthday," everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel,",7,Rachel,"No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. "
92145, Phoebe's cab," Joey and Chandler are headed across the George Washington bridge on their way to Las Vegas, Joey is driving,",5,Chandler,No!  Ahhh!!!
92146, Ross's apartment," Ross enters and checks his messages,",10,Rachel," Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane."
92147, Outside Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab,",3,Ross,"Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?"
92148, Gary's cop car," Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course, Chandler is in the back seat,",5,Joey,"Oh-ho, yeah!"
92149, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,Do you know what I was thinkin’?
92150, Central Perk," the next morning, Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",4,Joey,Hey!
92151, Central Perk," Monica is entering, Phoebe is already there,",3,Monica,"Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me."
92152, Monica and Rachel's," later, Rachel is waitressing, Monica is cooking, Phoebe walks in with Steve ,",1,Monica,What?
92153, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are sitting around the table,",7,Rachel,"Wait, what do you mean you’re getting a new brain?"
92154, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door,",7,Ross, I know.
92155, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day,",5,Phoebe,Oh good.
92156, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler,Okay.
92157, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Rachel,Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
92158, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Monica,Hey!
92159, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Ross,"I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father."
92160, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Sandy is knitting baby clothes, Ross and Rachel walk into the living room,",9,Ross,"I know I am!  ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?"
92161, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Joey,"Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?"
92162, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Rachel,Oh! Pathetic! 
92163, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler are talking, Joey and Phoebe are getting coffee,",7,Monica,"Well, we’re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they’re all either boring or annoying or y’know, can’t stop staring at the ladies. "
92164, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift, He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom,",6,Monica,"Oh, yeah."
92165, The Wedding reception," Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway,",5,Ross," Oh! Oh-oh, the band’s ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band says—I don’t care about the stupid band!!"
92166, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,"Well, ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends, I'm just, I don't know, not in a museum benefitty kind of mood."
92167, Dr," Burke’s office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, so cute, that I’m thinking about jamming this pen in my eye."
92168, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Joey,"I don’t know! It’s not like it’s porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Y’know? And the nudity is really important to the story."
92169, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
92170, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to… "
92171, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Chandler,Yep...
92172, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"No, it wasn’t you."
92173, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs,",7,Monica,"They can’t all be bad.  Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is."
92174, Rachel's office," Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up",9,Rachel,Hi!
92175, Tulsa," a conference room, Chandler is chairing a group of eight people,",9,Chandler,"I always liked you, Ken. "
92176, A Street," Joey is walking by Kristen who is still moving in,",7,Joey,Boyfriend?
92177, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Monica,Well Rachel’s not here! 
92178, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Joey,Fan out! Fan out!
92179, Joey's apartment," Monica enters,",9,Joey,"Oh, women can. You can't."
92180, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Chandler,No!
92181, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is watching Joanne Loves Chaci,",1,Rachel,Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
92182, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Joey,"Yeah, take a hike wetpants!"
92183, Barry's Office," Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters,",1,Rachel,Oh God.
92184, Monica and Chandler's apartment," The others are still there,",10,Monica,I hope Ross isn't too upset.
92185, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are making some sandwiches,",7,Rachel,Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
92186, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Phoebe," Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder."
92187, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Joey,"Wait a minute, you can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week."
92188, A Theater," there is a casting session going on for a play,",1,Monica,"Look at you, you won't even look at him."
92189, Central Perk," Monica and Chandler enter, the others are sitting on the couch,",10,Phoebe,Hey!
92190, A restaurant," Joey and Rachel are having dinner,",8,Joey,Sure!
92191, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,With Lennart Haze?
92192, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Ross,"Umm, would you like to dance?"
92193, Rachel's birthday party,,9,Rachel," I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see."
92194, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Oh sure, right back there. "
92195, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,I did not sell you out.
92196, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is hooking Chandler up with another tuxedo,",7,Chandler,Whose is it?
92197, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Joey,Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!
92198, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,You seriously changed your name to that?
92199, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Phoebe,Yeah?
92200, Central Perk," Joey is coming back from using the phone,",6,Joey,"Exactly! All right, everybody, listen up. The coffeehouse is going to be closed for about an hour."
92201, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is sitting in one of the black chairs, and turns to face the other one,",3,Joey,"Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here?! Y'know?"
92202, Phoebe's apartment,,9,Monica,I'll go in there.
92203, Central Perk," Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch as Ross is up getting some coffee,",5,Joey,I want to go on a ride along!
92204, Joey’s Apartment," there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross,",8,Ross,Uh…yeah sure. 
92205, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe, Chandler, Ross, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,Oh that's great!
92206, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Monica,Okay.
92207, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Joey, That book got me through some tough times.
92208, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,I can't believe you...  ..did this.
92209, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Monica,"Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!"
92210, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe,Shhh! I’m talking.
92211, Ross and Rachel’s," Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler are waiting for Ross and Rachel to come home and Monica is looking at the sign Phoebe bought that says, ""It’s a Boy!""",9,Joey,Is he still mad at us?
92212, Ross's apartment," Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas when Ross enters from the kitchen,",10,Ross,"Oh, oh. Of course. God, I'm so stupid. You guys are a couple now. I mean, you probably just want to be alone."
92213, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, Joey is talking about the wonder that is the thong,",5,Chandler,No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
92214, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are listening to a story being told by Danny and his sister,",5,Joey,"Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time."
92215, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is cleaning the foosball table, Joey is working on his script,",5,Ross,If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
92216, Monica’s apartment, Somebody knocks the door,10,Monica,Yay!
92217, Central Park," Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike,",7,Ross,Come on. 
92218, Carol's room," Rachel and Dr, Franzblau are there with her,",1,Rachel,Ok?
92219, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler enters, Rachel and monica are seated at the table,",9,Chandler,Honey I... I love your breasts the way they are!
92220, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him,",5,Ross,On account of my rage.
92221, Fancy restaurant," Joey and Bob are talking,",1,Joey,"So, you and Angela, huh?"
92222, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica have just arrived,",10,Monica,What is with you?
92223, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Joey,There she is!
92224, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Chandler, I'll do it.
92225, Central Perk," Ross is talking to Dr, Baldhara, a zookeeper,",1,Chandler,...He's in.
92226, The corridor," Ross and Joey have just arrived,",10,Ross, HEY!
92227, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,"Oh uh, okay. Yeah."
92228, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross,And it can't be Joey.
92229, Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch,9,Joey, Will the stable boy never get the princess??
92230, Ross’s bedroom," he has fallen asleep waiting for Emily to call, He is awaken by the phone,",4,Ross,Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
92231, Back in the kitchen at the funeral," Phoebe is there, Monica enters,",4,Phoebe,"But Mon, you have to get our money!"
92232, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Why don’t we just find a place for it?
92233, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is recovering from her false labour,",4,Monica,Some moms do that.
92234, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,Okay.
92235, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Rachel,"Oh what, you-you want both of them?"
92236, Central Perk," all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options,",3,Joey,"All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s."
92237, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Joey,"Umm, hi."
92238, The Hospital," Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor,",8,Joey,Something called Braxton-Hicks contractions.
92239, Central Perk," Monica is buying a muffin as Chandler runs in,",5,Chandler,"And! They like me more just because I was with ya! I think you repaired a lot of the damage from when they met Joey. And Doug wants us to play tennis with them. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time when we bumped into each other at that strip club.  Strip church. Anyway, I'm gonna go try and find a racquet."
92240, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are eating breakfast as Joey enters,",6,Monica,Come on! 
92241, Monica and Rachel's balcony," Ross and Phoebe are grilling some burgers and hot dogs,",3,Monica,"Four, please. "
92242, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is observing the new maid, Brenda, clean,",8,Chandler, What?
92243, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Ross,Who needs a lease when it's family!
92244, Joey enters his hotel room," The phone is ringing,",4,Joey,Hold on. Hold on.  Rachel coming. Do...Something.
92245, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters,",4,Ross,"Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes and then y’know, then The Plaza for dinner."
92246, Phoebe and Rachel at the Spa, Phoebe is still massaging Rachel,9,Rachel,How could you not tell me you worked here?
92247, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal,",6,Joey,I said name one!
92248, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Joey, Hey.
92249, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,There’s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
92250, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?
92251, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Joey,"Whoa-ho-ho!  Yeah, okay."
92252, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Joey,"Look, I got to apologize on the behalf of Carl."
92253, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,Playpen?! Ben’s seven!
92254, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself,",3,Phoebe,"And, and! "
92255, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Rachel,
92256, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Rachel,Yeah.
92257, Chandler and Joey's," Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs,",5,Monica, Rachel's at work.
92258, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes,",4,Monica,Oh my Gosh!
92259, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Monica,What’s the charity?
92260, Chandler's Office," Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace, Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window, Chandler’s boss opens the door,",1,Chandler,And that’s the Chrysler Building right there.
92261, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"Well, start looking."
92262, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering with Rachel,",5,Joey,You look like a freak.
92263, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Monica,"Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!"
92264, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces,",7,Ross, Hey.
92265, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,Wow! How'd you get in there?
92266, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Joey,You shut up!  I’ll be right back.
92267, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,And remember how you always said you were afraid the landlord would find out and then tear it down?
92268, A Chinese Restaurant," Ross is there with his date,",1,Ross,"The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend."
92269, A grocery store that Janice shops in," Chandler is on purpose, accidentally bumping into her,",3,Chandler, Chelsea.
92270, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Joey,The green bottle next to the shaving cream.
92271, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica,Chandler!
92272, continued from earlier," only now Phoebe joins them,",8,Monica,Oh really?!
92273, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Phoebe,I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
92274, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch",9,Monica,Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
92275, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"Really, really not."
92276, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Joey,Who's Paul?
92277, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat,",8,Ross,Wow! We are pretty good at this!
92278, Rachel’s office," Chandler and her are coming back from lunch,",3,Rachel,"Bye, Chandler."
92279, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Rachel,"Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend."
92280, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters the room,",10,Phoebe,"Hi! Sorry, I'm late."
92281, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is doing a crossword puzzle,",5,Monica,What?
92282, Monica and Phoebe’s," three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there",3,Chandler,"Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull. And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’"
92283, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Phoebe,"Oh that’s so great! Ohh, so what’s going on now?"
92284, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and starts going through the mail, While doing this, Monica's picture falls out, He bends over to pick it up and gasps, While he's staring at the picture, Rachel decides to come over and sees him looking at the picture,",5,Monica,Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
92285, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!
92286, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Rachel,"Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start."
92287, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel,"Okay, what? What is too sensitive? "
92288, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebe’s beeper goes off and Monica screams,",3,Phoebe,Oh my God!! You threw Pepper on the fire!
92289, Hospital," Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons,",1,Monica,I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
92290, The Funeral Home," continued from earlier, Phoebe is returning after looking for her father,",5,Monica,"Oh, did you catch him?!"
92291, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,Until we start to look very small.
92292, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Ross is returning to find another couple has taken the place of Marc and Julie,",8,Rachel,Ooh! Ow!!
92293, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica,",5,Phoebe,"Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better."
92294, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Ross,You can see where he'd have trouble.
92295, Central Perk,,10,Joey,Well...
92296, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross,"I'm the Holiday Armadillo, your part-Jewish friend. You sent me here to give Ben some presents. Remember?"
92297, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Phoebe,"Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months."
92298, Phoebe's Apartment," Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe,",8,Monica,No. Ooohh…
92299, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,"Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'"
92300, Rachel's room," Rachel is attending to Emma, Amy is standing behind her,",10,Rachel,"Sweety, I gotta tell ya... it sounds a little bit like you like the apartment more than you like..."
92301, The Moondance Diner," Rachel is talking to Monica about her job,",3,Rachel, Do you want my pickle?
92302, Mrs," Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoeven’s health or lack there of,",8,Ross,All right then. 
92303, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,I know!
92304, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Chandler,Fine.  Oh no!
92305, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Ross,"Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this."
92306, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters,",5,Rachel,Hey! Hi!
92307, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game,",8,Rachel,Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.
92308, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Joey, Chandler!
92309, Ross's apartment the next morning," Ross is very hung-over on the couch as Joey enters with a cup of coffee for him,",10,Joey,"That's what I hear, yeah."
92310, Ross' apartment," Ross is grading papers, Charlie approaches him,",10,Ross, Hi Amy!
92311, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Ross,Dude! You're not taking your Bible?
92312, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is trying to comfort Chandler,  Joey is absent,",1,Ross,"Look at it this way you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable... Tell me why you did this again?"
92313, Chandler and Monica's apartment," Chandler and Monica are looking through some papers,",9,Monica,"I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in."
92314, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile.  It’s locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?"
92315, Ross's apartment," Rachel is just entering, She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen, As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks,",5,Rachel,Ohh please don't be from a real dinosaur! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! 
92316, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Phoebe,Which Richard?
92317, The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building," Monica and Rachel are looking for something,",5,Monica,"All right.  Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?"
92318, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler,Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! 
92319, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Joey,"Uh no, not really. It's an independent film y'know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room."
92320, Chandler and Monica's room," Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters,,,",10,Monica,Check it out!
92321, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Rachel,It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible.
92322, The hospital," Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters,",6,Ross,"Hey, Pheebs!"
92323, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Ross,That's not a thing!
92324, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Monica,"That didn’t work on mom, it’s not going to work on us."
92325, Rachel’s Doctor’s Office," she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters,",8,Rachel,Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
92326, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Chandler,And that doesn't scare you? 
92327, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are having dinner,",8,Joey,Dude! What is going on?!
92328, Central Perk," Chandler is sitting on the couch when some unknown guy comes in and sits in their easy chair,",7,Monica,That’s right! You lose sucker!!  Please still marry me.
92329, Joey’s sister’s house," they’re finishing up dinner,",3,Chandler,Would you just please....give me the receipt ‘cause this is great. It’s top notch.
92330, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Rachel,"Mon, I'm so sorry."
92331, A street," Phoebe walks up to a homeless person  she knows,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, that's fine, no."
92332, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Rachel,And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
92333, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair,",7,Rachel,"Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, y’know what I was thinking? We could name her Francette."
92334, Monica and Chandler’s," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Hey, I've been married 3 times"
92335, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,Correct! There’s a possible backwards bonus!
92336, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Monica,Okay!
92337, Phoebe’s," she is coming home, She turns on the lights, and sits down on the couch,",3,Phoebe,"Okay, but."
92338, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Joey,More foosball?
92339, Ross’s," the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there, Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window,",3,Monica,No! We’re gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
92340, Monica and Chandler's," the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",7,Rachel,"God! Don’t—We can’t let her start getting ready! This is too awful! Oh God, but wait she’ll be in the gown and then he won’t show up and then she’s gonna have to take off the gown…"
92341, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Monica,Get all freaked out because everybody was talking and just joking around about marriage and stuff.
92342, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Monica,"If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?"
92343, Richard’s Apartment," time lapse, Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door, He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door,",6,Chandler,Yeah I even  Did you get a ring?
92344, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Rachel,"Hi mum, put her back on!"
92345, The Waiting Room," Chandler is falling asleep on Monica's shoulder,",1,Joey,"Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here."
92346, Phoebe and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are returning,",6,Phoebe,Chuck Woolery?
92347, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,"She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!  Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!"
92348, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Phoebe,"Okay. Good, all right, let’s get back in the car, ‘cause it’s freezing, and my chest is unsupported."
92349, Monica and Rachel's," after the funeral, everyone is there,",5,Monica,But the minute we start to lie to each other…  And by 'we' I mean society.
92350, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Yeah, after this, I think he'll be doing that himself."
92351, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Rachel," What's with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season."
92352, DOOL set,,9,Phoebe,"Okay, from the top, people!"
92353, The Hotel," Monica’s room, Mr, and Mrs, Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on,",7,Rachel,Hello?
92354, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Oh yeah man. 
92355, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,What?
92356, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Chandler,"Cheese you say? That’s some pretty smelly work, huh Don?"
92357, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,"Hey, y’know what? Why don’t we think about changes we can make in the living room?"
92358, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much he’s sold,",3,Ross,"Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as ‘Laser Floyd’ was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! That’s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, ‘the munchies.’ So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me 'Cookie Dude!'"
92359, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later."
92360, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Monica,"Hey, it’s good to see you!"
92361, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters,",4,Chandler," Joey, trade lives with me!"
92362, Central Perk," Phoebe is working on her holiday song, Chandler is sitting on the couch reading a magazine, and Ross is sleeping on the couch,",4,Phoebe,"Well look, you don’t really like the one from uptown and you’re too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, you’re done!"
92363, Museum of Prehistoric History," Ross and a co-worker  are setting up an exhibit which includes some mannequins of cave people,",1,Ross,"You look great. I, uh... I hate that."
92364, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Phoebe,We could eat the wax! It’s organic.
92365, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Ross, Hey!
92366, The Movie Set," Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go,",7,Joey,Yeah! You…you were wonderful.
92367, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just gotten back from brunch and is telling Chandler about it,",7,Monica,Did you break up with her?
92368, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler and Monica are curled up on one of the chairs,",5,Chandler,"Well, you do want all that stuff, right?"
92369, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Joey enters,",7,Phoebe,There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I’m thinking even more than you.
92370, outside Phoebe's apartment," Monica is knocking on the door,",7,Monica,For what?
92371, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Rachel," Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?"
92372, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is helping Rachel study for when the baby comes,",8,Rachel,"Check if it’s wet, check if it’s hungry, burp it!"
92373, Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben,3,Chandler, Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
92374, Joey work," Joey is showing a guy a tree,",3,Phoebe,"All right y'know what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get so emotional, I guess it’s just the holidays, it’s hard."
92375, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Joey," Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?"
92376, Monica and Rachel’s," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set,",1,Rachel,"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he’s going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?"
92377, Paul’s Cabin," continued from earlier,",6,Rachel,"Really? Okay. Okay, I-I’ll go upstairs.  If-if you get me something from the car."
92378, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Monica,"Ok, hey Rach?"
92379, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is cooking as a waitress enters carrying a plate of food that has been sent back,",7,Monica,She sent the chicken back again?!
92380, Chandler and Monica's new house," Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood,",10,Joey, Hey!
92381, Piano Bar,,9,Chandler,I gotta stop this.
92382, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Ross,"See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer. I really don't. I think that what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process."
92383, A hospital hallway," Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back, Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands, Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain,",6,Joey," Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?"
92384, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters,",5,Chandler,Yeah or also when you don't have somebody breathing down your neck ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!
92385, The Set," Monica and Ross are dancing,",6,Monica,"I know! Hey, you haven’t been practising the routine, have you?"
92386, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
92387, Central Perk," Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there, Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand,",6,Chandler,It’s my joke.
92388, Restaurant," still just the not-couple,",9,Joey,"Why are you going? He said, she wanted the shrew! "
92389, The Hospital," Ross and Rachel, who’s in a wheelchair, are arriving in the waiting room for the maternity ward,",8,Monica,How are you doing?
92390, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are still out on the balcony,",1,Rachel,He is so cute!
92391, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Joey,Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
92392, Rachel’s Room," Monica is entering,",9,Monica,"What?! Are you crazy? You just had Ross’s baby! It’s-it’s so inappropriate. No, it’s worse than that. It’s wrong. It’s… It is bigger than mine! "
92393, Hallway, Joey get out of his appartment and Chandler jumps out of his,9,Joey,"Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?"
92394, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Ross,"The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak."
92395, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica, That's right.
92396, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch, Ross sits down,",8,Ross,Veto.
92397, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,"Oh, I will."
92398, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is complaining to Ross and Monica about the bucket,",5,Rachel,"Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?"
92399, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts,",5,Joey,What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!
92400, Class of '91 reunion," Ross and Chandler enter,",10,Ross,You got it.
92401, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is trying to figure out what to do,",4,Joey,"So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that’s nice!"
92402, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Phoebe," Hey, y’know what might cheer you up?"
92403, Central Perk," Julie and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",2,Rachel,200 at least.
92404, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Don't listen to him, he's in a really bad mood! "
92405, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler,And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor.  And might I say your breasts are still showing.
92406, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Phoebe,You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn’t be living in an apartment.
92407, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?"
92408, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Ross,Morning.
92409, Rachel's party," Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also",9,Monica,"Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover."
92410, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Rachel,Marcel?
92411, Carol and Susan's," Ross is preparing to talk to her belly,",1,Ross," Hello, baby. Hello, hello."
92412, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,"I was just outside Barcelona, hiking…"
92413, Outside Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah! Okay, here you go. "
92414, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Phoebe," ""You wish."""
92415, Monica and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are finishing up some cookies,",4,Ross,"Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?"
92416, Central Perk," Joey's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters,",10,Joey, Yeah.
92417, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters,",5,Ross,"The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm, let's say my sister?!"
92418, Monica and Chandler's,"  Monica is folding her laundry with Ross reading the paper and Phoebe standing in the kitchen,",7,Phoebe,Hey!
92419,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,"I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met."
92420, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Rachel are returning from their date,",8,Joey," Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya…"
92421, The Porsche," cars are whizzing by and honking their horns on both sides very quickly as Ross creeps along,",7,Ross,Good evening officer.
92422, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey, gesundheit
92423, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,Yeah it is.
92424, A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job,,4,Phoebe,Yes. Did you settle the bill?
92425, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,"Uh yes, heroin and crack."
92426, The theatre where Joey is auditioning," Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down, He hasn't seen her,",10,Joey,"Dude, come on! French it u-up!"
92427, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Chandler,Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?
92428, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom,",3,Rachel,"Okay, bye-bye!"
92429, The Hallway," Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note,",7,Phoebe,Oh my God! Chandler just left though!
92430, Monica and Rachel's," Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars,",5,Phoebe,Really?
92431, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book,",5,Ross,"Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!"
92432, The smoker's balcony," Kim and Nancy are cheating and are caught by Rachel,",5,Rachel, Oh man!
92433, Central Perk," Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch, Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something, For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout,",6,Ross,And that’s Phoebe over there! 
92434, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together..."
92435, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,Really?! You do that?
92436, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying."
92437, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Rachel,Space cowboy!
92438, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel..."
92439, The Geller household kitchen," Mrs, Geller is cooking and Rachel, post nose job, is helping her,",5,Ross,"So uh, where's Monica?"
92440, The hallway,,10,Phoebe,"Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you."
92441, The hospital," Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room, Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door,",6,Monica,Put it out!!
92442, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Ross,"Yeah, what, what was I thinking?"
92443, The Theatre," after the party, Joey is trying to comfort Kate,",3,Joey,"Oh, you didn’t see the Post?"
92444, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Phoebe,That is so smart!  Break it off. Break it off now.
92445, Joey and Rachel's," Ross is just hanging up the phone as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Ross,Why?!
92446, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are both getting undressed,",7,Rachel,"Look, I am so…so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I’m not. I’m not even close. And I don’t know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that that’s dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!"
92447, Joey and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning,",7,Rachel,Hey! What’s up Mon?
92448, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Phoebe,Uma Thurman.
92449, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has hit a writer’s block as Rachel and Phoebe enter,",7,Monica,"Wait, wait, wait! "
92450, Joey’s apartment, Joey and Rachel enter the room,10,Joey,"Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?"
92451, Central Perk," Chandler is reading a magazine as Rachel approaches,",3,Rachel,I know.
92452, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is talking to Phoebe about her suggestion,",3,Joey,I got you something! Open it! Open it!
92453, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe,"Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?"
92454, Monica," Chandler and Phoebe's, Ross is costumed as an Armadillo,",9,Chandler,Then it's okaaay! 
92455, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Rachel,"OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]"
92456, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Joey,What?! Oh my-oh my God!
92457, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Rachel,"Y'know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better."
92458, Chandler's office," he and Phoebe are taking a break from work,",1,Phoebe,You were great. But they still made fun of you.
92459, Joey and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",7,Ross,Hop in.  Get ready for the smoothest ride of your life.
92460, The beach," Chandler and Monica are out getting some sun,",4,Chandler,"Excellent hole, Joe."
92461, Central Perk,,10,Chandler,So excited about your letter!
92462, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor,",7,Phoebe,"Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office."
92463, Central Perk," Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters,",6,Monica,"Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesn’t seem so bad? "
92464, Carol's OB/GYN," they're still arguing about what to name the baby,",1,Ross,Thank you!
92465, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Rachel,"Yeah!  And until now, I didn’t think I’d love again."
92466, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Rachel, I’m sorry!
92467, Back to the living room," Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other, The guys see this,",10,Ross,Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
92468, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,Work people? Nobody told me.
92469, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Phoebe answers it,",4,Phoebe,"Ohh, they’re having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn’t been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?"
92470, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee at the counter, Chandler walks in,",10,Ross,"Wait a minute, I know why I'm being such an ass, why are you?"
92471, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Phoebe are moving chess pieces around on the board and hitting the timer at random,",7,Joey,We should really learn how to play the real way. 
92472, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Ross are there, Monica is checking the messages,",4,Ross,"Oh, I’m sure."
92473, Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet,3,Joey,"All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider. "
92474, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Rachel,"Well you know, after about thirty or forty fights, you kinda catch on."
92475, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Ross,I'm going to the bathroom. 
92476, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler walks in, wearing a suit,",1,Phoebe,"Oh, is this the bug lady?"
92477, Carol and Susan's apartment," Susan is there, Ross enters,",1,Ross,"Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum."
92478, The Gift Shop," Monica and Chandler are entering,",5,Monica,"Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue."
92479, Monica's apartment continued,",, Phoebe, Chandler, Monica and Joey are sitting down and Ross is pacing up and down,",10,Ross,
92480,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Chandler,Who's Amanda?
92481, Monica and Chandler's," everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine,",8,Chandler,If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. 
92482, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there, Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts,",1,Rachel,No!
92483, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,"Oh, what’s wrong?"
92484, Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch in Central Perk,,7,Phoebe,Yeah? Why?
92485, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Joey and Phoebe are there, There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment, Also, there are boxes all over the apartment, Joey is working on something on the coffee table,",10,Joey,"It's a... It's a ""welcome home"" sign for the baby."
92486, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica emerges from the bathroom,",9,Monica,"I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so..."
92487, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is looking at the tape sitting on the counter as Ross enters,",8,Rachel,Have to make it stop!!
92488, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Really?
92489, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Ross,Can I see you for a second?
92490, Monica and Rachel's," the entire gang is there, eating breakfast, Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting,",5,Joey,"Yeah, it was! All right, listen, I can't…"
92491, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Rachel," Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!"
92492, The Moondance Diner," Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch,",3,Monica,"Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food."
92493, Central Perk," Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee,",3,Rachel,Here we go. I’m serving my last cup of coffee. 
92494, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,"No, I stuff outside the bra."
92495, Central Perk," Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date,",3,Chandler,"Hmmm, that’s very cool."
92496, Rachel’s hotel room," she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover,",6,Ross,"No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur."
92497, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Monica,"No, space doody!"
92498, Monica and Chandler’s," Everyone is helping clean the table,",6,Rachel,"You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn’t feel bad!"
92499, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters,",8,Monica,Hey! So what do you think?
92500, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Rachel are consoling Chandler,",6,Monica,Y’know what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case…  Okay…
92501, Delmonico's restaurant," Ross is waiting for his blind date to show up, A waiter walks past him,",9,Ross,"Excuse me, is there a woman waiting at the bar? Someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?"
92502, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Ross,"No, no, no, no. Tick, tick, tick, tick."
92503, Phoebe and Rachel’s new apartment," Rachel and Phoebe are making their answering machine message,",6,Phoebe,Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.
92504, The moment we waited for has finally arrived," It’s time for Monica and Chandler’s wedding, We’ve got violins playing Every Breath You Take, we’ve got guests seated, and Chandler starts walking down the aisle with his parents on either arm,",7,Rachel,Go on! Go on. 
92505, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"Oh well then, good night!"
92506, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Rachel,"Joey, had reasons."
92507, Monica and Chandler’s," Phoebe enters with a paper turkey,",6,Rachel,"The beef? Yeah, that was weird to me, too. But then, y’know, I thought “well, there’s mincemeat pie,” I mean that’s an English dessert, these people just put very strange things in their food, y’know. [To Joey] Oh! by the way, can I borrow some Rum from your place?"
92508, Chandler and Joey’s hotel room," Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat,",4,Chandler,How did you? How? How?
92509, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,Yeah?
92510, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Chandler,Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up!
92511, Central Perk," Phoebe is finishing up a song,",4,Phoebe, Except for you. You go away.
92512, Central Perk," Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets,",4,Chandler,Easy tiger.
92513, Monica and Chandler's hotel room," They enter,",10,Monica," Please.. please, we are so close."
92514, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Rachel,I think he's across the hall.
92515, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Oh..Go..Oh..and I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. If she finds out that I lied to her, she is going to hate me even more. Phoebe!!"
92516, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey,",3,Joey,"Well, I-I might’ve said supergay."
92517, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Chandler and Monica are holding the twins, Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together, The apartment is completely empty, Two men are carrying a large dresser,",10,Chandler,"Oh, okay."
92518, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross,"Oh, great!"
92519, A Restaurant," Ross is having lunch with his father who is examining his next forkful,",1,Ross,"Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?"
92520, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Monica,"You’re so pathetic! Why can’t you just accept it, we’re winning because I’m better than you."
92521, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,Air hole! Air hole!! 
92522, Central Perk," Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters,",7,Joey," Oh, and how is Allison?"
92523, Central Perk," everyone is there,",7,Monica,Do you realize this is probably the last time we’ll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
92524, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Chandler,Phoebe knows about us!
92525, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
92526, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company,",1,Monica, Are you through with that?
92527, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,Hi!
92528, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Ross,"Hey-hey, what are those?"
92529, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,No that’s just——That’s just ‘cause I’m such a good messer!
92530, Central Perk," later,",3,Phoebe,"Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y’know. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior.  Can I have a tissue, please?"
92531, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Got the keys? or Got the keys!
92532, Monica and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy,",3,Joey,"Oh it was great. Yeah, you get to say stuff like, ’Hey, the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I dismiss you.’"
92533, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Joey,That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously?  Okay.
92534, A Classroom," Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Phoebe,Hey! Ross!
92535, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts,",8,Monica,A tiny salt shaker!!!
92536, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Rachel, Hi!
92537, Ross’s Wedding," continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily,",5,Ross,"Take thee, "
92538, The telemarketing office," Phoebe is hard at work,",7,Phoebe,May I ask why?
92539, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is trying to relax her,",3,Phoebe,"All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees...."
92540, Monica and Rachel's," the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room,",6,Monica,Hello?  See? Other people call me!
92541, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing Bamboozled,",8,Chandler,Fear of Triscuts?
92542, Monica and Rachel's," the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner,",5,Ross,What are you talking about?
92543, Central Perk," Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from getting some more coffee,",8,Phoebe,Yeah.
92544, Mike's apartment, His phone rings and he picks up,9,Monica,"I... I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through all this damned hair! "
92545, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Joey,"This sucks, I was just up by that much!"
92546, Joe-G's Pizza," the guys are there,",1,Ross,"I'm telling you, she said she's looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me."
92547, Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out," Ross as a new feature,",4,Ross,"Then don’t. Stay here. Just don’t go so soon to London, just one more day."
92548, Central Perk," Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey are there looking at pictures from the trip to London,",5,Monica,Sweetie! Edges! Fingers! Smudgey! Pictures!
92549, Joey and Rachel's," Joey's on the phone,",10,Monica,"Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive..."
92550, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Rachel,"Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. "
92551, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms, Pac-Man,",8,Chandler,Have you talked to him lately?
92552, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Rachel are having tea,",6,Rachel,"That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?"
92553, Doug's house," Chandler, Monica, and them are just finishing dinner,",5,Monica,"Oh, none for me. Thanks."
92554, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,"Rachel, how did this happen?"
92555, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Chandler,"Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody."
92556, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Phoebe, You guys are the best!
92557, Central Perk," Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin, Phoebe and Rachel are already there,",7,Phoebe,Does Joey have any idea?
92558, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters,",8,Chandler,"Uh honey, I know you don’t like to relinquish control…"
92559, Monica and Chandler's," scene continued from earlier,",7,Joey,This is crazy.
92560, Hospital,,10,Rachel,"Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? That actually means something here."
92561, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Phoebe,"No, there's no dog here?"
92562, Central Perk," Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear,",1,Rachel,"Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan."
92563, The Dry Cleaner’s," Joey and Phoebe are entering to see if his picture is on the wall,",6,Joey,Yeah.
92564, Heeling Hands Inc,", Phoebe’s work, she is giving a massage to the guy, Rick, she likes,",4,Phoebe,"You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion."
92565, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Monica,Hi.
92566, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom,",2,Joey,Frankie? What're you talking about?
92567, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Rachel,"All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve."
92568, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Phoebe,Will you get us better gifts?
92569, Monica and Rachel’s bathroom," Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor,",3,Ross,"Okay, I’m done with my choices, these are final. "
92570, Central Perk," Rachel is approaching a customer,",1,Monica,"Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?"
92571, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Rachel,"Eh, I’m just so sorry I put you through it. And, I y'know, I don’t want to get back together over a machine."
92572, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Rachel,"Oh, good point."
92573, The hospital," Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are in the waiting room, waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive,",1,Chandler,I used to have that bumper sticker.
92574, Phoebe's class," the class has already started and Rachel walks in late,",5,Phoebe,Okay.
92575, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters,",7,Joey, Why would you want to do that?
92576, The Porsche," they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them,",7,Rachel,Taurus?
92577, Central Perk," Ross, Janine and Chandler are there",6,Ross,"So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain. So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer..."
92578, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Ross,Why?
92579, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons, The rest of the gang is there as well, Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers,",7,Monica,They all came from the list you handed out to us two weeks ago.
92580, A Restaurant," Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch,",7,Monica,"Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor."
92581, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Ross,Okay. Thanks you guys. Pheebs are you wearing fur?
92582, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings,",5,Chandler, Hey!
92583, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is entering,",5,Monica," Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?"
92584, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Uhh… No.
92585, Ross and Rachel's hotel room," Rachel is still trying to get the ink off and Ross is on the phone to the company, Wait a minute, why exactly are they sharing a hotel room? Didn't they like break-up or something? Did I miss a memo? Or maybe, it's just foreshadowing things to come, Who knows? Maybe the answer's at the bottom of the page, Then again, maybe it isn't and it's just one of those things TV writers just don't explain, Anyhoo…",5,Ross,"Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So… Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it."
92586, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,I’m so sorry.
92587, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Ross,Hey!
92588, Chandler and Joey's," Ross’s bachelor party, Ross is thanking Joey for the party,",4,Joey,"Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther don’t-don’t forget your shirt. "
92589, Silvercup Studios," Dina is at the craft services table getting some food as Joey walks up,",7,Joey,"Hey! Now, I’ve been watching some tapes, how’s this?  ""Jessica Lockhart will never step foot in this place again! Ever!!"""
92590, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Hi!
92591, Central Perk," Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking, Phoebe is getting coffee,",7,Ross,Yeah?
92592, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part,",5,Ross," All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character."
92593, Joey's apartment,,9,Rachel,And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
92594, Ross and Rachel’s," Ross enters,",9,Ross,"What, Rach?"
92595, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
92596, Audition room, Joey and Lennart are rehearsing,9,Joey,"""You know!"""
92597, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Ross,…is for me not to see you anymore.
92598, Chandler is packing the broken china in its box," He's taping up the top of box so thoroughly, there isn't an inch of cardboard which isn't covered in tape, He is struggling with the tape dispenser,",9,Phoebe,"Broke them all, huh?"
92599, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Rachel,"I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop."
92600, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch,",3,Ross,Okay.  Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
92601, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Phoebe,"Oh! I won’t say, ‘no’ to a movie!"
92602, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Chandler,Okay! Okay! Okay!
92603, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Joey, You’re a weird lady.
92604, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone in the kitchen,",1,Joey,
92605, Central Perk," Ross is reading some book and Gunther serves him a cup of coffee,",8,Ross,Damnit!
92606, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"No, you don’t have to, and you can’t because I live here too."
92607, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge, Joey isn’t doing all that well,",6,Chandler,That’s still in there?!
92608, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Ross,"Five to be lying, six."
92609, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Rachel please! That is so inappropriate!
92610, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica,"Change!  Okay, sit down.  Two seconds."
92611, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to take some aspirin,",3,Ross,Rach!
92612, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly,",1,Rachel,"Oh... Italy, I think."
92613, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Hey, you know what? Don't worry, Pheebs! It usually takes me three takes too!  Alright, eight."
92614, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica enters,",2,Rachel,"No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults."
92615, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Joey,"Hi-hi, I’m Joey."
92616, Central Perk," Joey, Ross, Monica and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters",9,Chandler,Thank you. I got a job in advertising. 
92617, Central Perk,,9,Monica,"Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!"
92618, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monica’s wedding dress,",7,Monica,That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldn’t have them back unless I gave her the dress!
92619, Chandler and Joey's," it’s continued from earlier, Joey is now waking Chandler and telling him the news,",4,Joey," The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!"
92620, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey,Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
92621, The Theatre," at the post premiere party, The gang is already there, except Phoebe, Joey runs in,",3,Chandler,I know.
92622, Central Perk," Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election, Somewhat faster than Florida I might add,",7,Ross,Why-why would I care about that?
92623, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Monica,"Oh my God, that's Charlie!"
92624, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is watching Pete fight on TV, Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching,",3,Rachel,"Oh, I can’t watch this. "
92625, Central Perk,,10,Monica,Wow! Don't you look nice?!
92626, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag,",5,Joey,Why would I return it? I love this bag!
92627, Monica and Rachel's," the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in, Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage,",6,Ross,"Phoebe, I told her you already knew."
92628, Central Perk," Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",6,Monica,And slept with the professor.
92629, N,"Y,U, Ross is giving a lecture,",7,Ross,"Well we-we don’t know for sure. But in my head it-it sounded something like this.  Uh Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?"
92630, Chandler and Joey's," Ross still has boxes all over the place, Joey is wearing a football helmet, and Chandler is spinning him around in one of the chairs and counting,",5,Chandler,"You're kidding, no!"
92631, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Phoebe,No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
92632, The beach house," Rachel’s bedroom, She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door,",4,Ross,It’s over.
92633, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there,",5,Chandler,You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.
92634, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date,",5,Chandler, Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.
92635, Monica and Chandler's," everyone is reading Joey’s interview,",8,Ross,Wow! This picture of you sure is steamy.
92636, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in,",6,Phoebe,"Well for the regular guy, it’s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!"
92637, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Rachel,Are you sure?
92638, A Cabin in the Woods," Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour,",6,Ross,A little bit.
92639, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Ross,Always a great way to get in a man’s pants.
92640, Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross,8,Joey,"Look no, I-I know it’s bad, and I know it’s wrong. Okay? But-but it’s not like anything’s ever gonna happen. Y’know? These-these are just feelings, they’re gonna go away."
92641, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute guy checking them out,",7,Phoebe,"I did, but that was really fun."
92642, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there,",5,Chandler,"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet."
92643, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Chandler,"Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination."
92644, Central Perk," Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window,",10,Phoebe," Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either ""Liar, Liar"" or ""Betrayal"", or... ""An Affair To Remember""."
92645, Central Park," Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also,",7,Ross, What?!
92646, The beach house," it’s still raining, Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica’s nails, and they’re all drinking margaritas, obviously bored,",3,Rachel,
92647, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Monica,No!
92648, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,Hi.
92649, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler,"It's ok, it's ok. You know what? "
92650, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks,",6,Rachel,Well…
92651, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,"Okay, okay. So, should I call her?"
92652, London," Chandler's hotel room, He was getting ready for bed when Monica pays him a visit and they started talking",9,Monica,"Well, not anymore."
92653, Rachel’s office, Rachel and a co-worker ,3,Ross,
92654, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking,",6,Rachel,"Oh, yeah. Definitely you, Pheebs."
92655, The Wedding Chapel," continued from last season, Chandler and Monica are about to get married,",6,Phoebe,Okay! Okay! Okay! 
92656, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,That's why!
92657, The Hallway," Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon,",8,Monica,This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.
92658, Monica’s apartment, Joey enters the room,10,Chandler,And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?
92659, Monica and Rachel's," time lapse,  Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters,",2,Monica,"Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!"
92660, Chandler’s office," he is trying to find Rachel a date,",4,Chandler," Oh, by the way, that is her full name."
92661, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Phoebe,"Ooh, let’s see it!"
92662, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what I’ve got?"
92663, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking, Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony,",4,Chandler, They’ll never understand!
92664, Chandler," Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier, Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica,",5,Chandler,Yeah.
92665, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?"
92666, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Phoebe,OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!
92667, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch, Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, she’s lecturing him, and pushes him inside, He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance,",6,Chandler,"I’m sorry. You’re not easy-going, but you’re passionate, and that’s good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that I’m pretty good about making you feel better about that. And that’s good too. So, they can say that you’re high maintenance, but it’s okay, because I like … maintaining you."
92668, Central Perk," Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters,",1,Rachel,What?
92669, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Rachel,"Ross, it's too hard."
92670, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Joey,"Yeah, not it here it isn’t."
92671, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Monica,"Umm, okay. If it’s a boy it’s Daniel."
92672, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Monica,"Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!"
92673, A hallway," Monica and Dan are talking,",5,Monica, Know when to stop.
92674, Ross's apartment," Ross is dancing around his living room as Phoebe enters, catching and startling him,",7,Ross,Yeah!
92675, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Monica,"Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?"
92676, Central Perk," Ross and Janice are sitting on the couch,",5,Ross,Okay. Sometimes I feel…
92677, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Rachel,"Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I don’t like guys with boring jobs."
92678, Ross’s birthday," Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him,",7,Ross,No-no-no! It’s mine! It’s-it’s mine. 
92679, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens his bedroom door,",1,Chandler,"Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the parade route."
92680, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor,",8,Rachel,"It’s a trifle. It’s got all of these layers. First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch. [Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef saut�ed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.] then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!"
92681, In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab," driving up to the cabin, Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat,",3,Monica,No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
92682, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh come on Ross, we’ve done it before we’ll do it again, it’ll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy."
92683, The park," everyone is warming up for the rugby game, Only Joey and Phoebe came to support Ross,",4,Joey,"Well, maybe that’s because you’re closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are."
92684, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there ready for another poker game,",1,Ross,I bet two dollars. 
92685, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross,",6,Rachel,Really? Really?!
92686, Chandler's new window office," he is showing Phoebe around,",1,Phoebe, OK.
92687, Central Perk, Monica sits on the couch as Phoebe and Ross enter,9,Phoebe,I know… I mugged Ross! 
92688, The Movie Set," Joey is reporting for work,",7,Joey,Yes you are!
92689, The Waiting Room," the rest of the gang is lounging around,",8,Chandler,"Yes, but haven’t you wanted a kid like forever?"
92690, The Emergency Room," The officious admissions nurse is again on duty, Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried, As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all,",1,Rachel," Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check."
92691, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally,",4,Monica,"Ohh, sweetie!  Hey, I bet you anything that he’s gonna call you again."
92692, The Adoption Agency in Ohio," Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica,",10,Monica,We don’t?
92693, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,Ohh…
92694, The park," the gang is returning to play the second half of the game,",3,Rachel,I went really long.
92695, Central Perk," all are there,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know."
92696, The Hallway," Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on,",8,Chandler,"Oh don’t forget, my office holiday party is tonight. "
92697, Monica and Rachel's," it’s later that morning, everybody has gotten up and Ross and Phoebe has joined them for breakfast, Rachel is returning from shopping,",4,Ross,"Oh sure, ""Ross will do it!"" It’s not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own."
92698, Monica’s Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips,",3,Ross," Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!"
92699, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel," Hey! You…can’t…leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!"
92700, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Rachel,What did you get her?
92701, Caesar's Palace Casino," Joey is approaching one of the blackjack tables on his quest to make enough money for his movie,",5,Joey,"Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!"
92702, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Joey,"You can’t just ignore the bet! It’s a bet! You bet and you bet and if you lose, you lose the bet!"
92703, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,That-that’s bad?
92704, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open,",8,Monica,"No Chandler, you don’t understand!  Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I’m y’know…I’m sick."
92705, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Joey,"Just... seeing what it'd be like to be a paleontologist... it's fun, yeah!"
92706, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,10,Ross, There's something you didn't know about your dad!
92707, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table,",4,Monica,What if I asked?
92708, Central Perk," Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands,",10,Monica, Hey you guys.
92709, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there, Monica is entering from her room,",5,Monica,I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.
92710, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters,",8,Ross,So your dad dropped by. He’s a pleasant man!
92711, Ross’s apartment," Rachel is packing what she still has over there as Ross enters,",6,Rachel,"Yeah, don’t push it though."
92712, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Phoebe,"Ooh, what happened?"
92713, The hallway," Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment,",4,Rachel,"Oh my gosh, Joshua!"
92714, Rachel’s office,,3,Rachel,No. I...
92715, Phoebe’s apartment," Parker and her are entering,",8,Phoebe,"But, let’s play this one first. And remember whoever talks first loses!"
92716, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Chandler,Well you proved them wrong.
92717, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is acting nervous,3,Joey,But then you left.
92718, Ross' apartment," Chandler and Joey are there, Ross enters with a pizza,",1,Joey,"No, I don't think so, see Ross, because I think you love her."
92719, Monica's apartment," They are all sitting around,",10,Ross, I can't believe you guys aren't going to be able to get married today.
92720, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are eating spaghetti in the living room while watching TV and Rachel drops some on the floor,",8,Joey,I know.
92721, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Chandler,"Okay, okay, you got it!"
92722, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,When you thought Joey proposed did…did you say yes?
92723, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are entering after the play, Phoebe and Joey are already there,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, it’s like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!"
92724, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Ross,"I know. That’s why I did it.  Come on, are they really that bad?"
92725, The beach house," Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go,",4,Rachel,"Ooh, I have to go pack.  It really does?"
92726, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler, Next time?
92727, Outside Ralph Lauren building," Rachel just walked out carrying a box of her stuff, and a strange man approaches her,",10,Rachel,
92728, Monica's Bedroom," Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs,",3,Monica,"That’s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you don’t believe me, please, by my guest."
92729, Chandler and Joey's and Ross's," Ross is working on his computer and Joey is making a lot of noise,",5,Joey,"Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?"
92730, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Rachel,Ok
92731, Phoebe's apartment," there is a beeping noise coming from the living room and Phoebe sleepily goes to investigate,",7,Phoebe, How could you be beeping?! I just disconnected you! I took out your battery! How can…
92732, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,You’re on!
92733, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Chandler,I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.
92734, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Monica,Y'know…go! Go! Right there! 
92735, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Rachel,"Please, no, go, that'd be fine!"
92736, Central Perk," Chandler is getting a cup of coffee and sits down next to Monica,",7,Chandler,"Hey, you know what I was thinking? When we get married, are you gonna change your last name to Bing?"
92737, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Ross are there, Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel,",1,Rachel,"Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit."
92738, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someone’s cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones,",8,Phoebe, Who’s cell phone is that? It’s just so annoying; everywhere you go.
92739, The Hospital," Mr, and Mrs, Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian, Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses,)",1,Monica,I know.
92740, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are getting ready to rehearse the play,",3,Joey,"Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week..."
92741, Central Perk," the next day Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there as Monica enters,",8,Ross,"I dropped him off at Carol’s.  Anyway, it turns out that I’m not going to be able to get those tickets though."
92742, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Monica,"Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. "
92743, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,"Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?"
92744, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,9,Chandler,"Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!"
92745, The Hospital," Erica is moaning and about to give birth, Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her,",10,Chandler,I know. He has your eyes.
92746, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,"All gone! So, farm birds, huh?"
92747, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
92748, We're back to the present," Chandler and Monica's, They're all still at the kitchen table,",10,Ross,"You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. "
92749, The Anniversary Party," Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present,",8,Ross,Would you excuse us for a second?  Umm…. what are you doing?
92750, Central Perk," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Ross has an icepack to his head,",1,Rachel,Does it still hurt?
92751, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",1,Chandler,"Oh, yeah, you have to tell her."
92752, Central Perk," the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there,",5,Phoebe,Okay!
92753, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast,",5,Monica,I'll do it!
92754, Central Perk," Phoebe is holding a book as she, Rachel, and Monica drink some tea as Chandler looks on,",8,Rachel,Well just ask Mona to give it back!
92755, Monica and Chandler's," Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room,",8,Monica,Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on we’re a team! We’re in this together!
92756, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters, Joey is holding a baby duck,",10,Joey,Hey!
92757, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Phoebe,"Open it up, let me see."
92758, The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it,9,Phoebe,"Oh, What's the matter?"
92759, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey,"I, um, can't tell you."
92760, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,"Well, I didn’t see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face."
92761, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,So Ross?
92762, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,I think we've found our sperm!
92763, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting behind the drums wearing safety goggles, hitting them with his sticks as Rachel watches,",7,Joey,"Oh wait, before you tell me what it is!  Okay, what is it?"
92764, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there,",4,Chandler,Oh and Ross was like what? A lion tamer?
92765, Joey's apartment,,9,Joey, I can't believe you guys went for that one!
92766, Elizabeth’s Dorm Room," Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it, Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room,",6,Ross,"Oh!  Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, it’s supposed to be excellent. The director is the same…"
92767, The Launderama," Rachel is sorting her now-pink clothes,",1,Ross,No.
92768, The waiting room," Monica and Joey are sitting there,",5,Rachel,"Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some Jell-O with them."
92769, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate,",9,Ross,Thank you.
92770, Ross's now empty apartment," he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize,",5,Joey,"Look, we were way out of line, we totally support you."
92771, Ross’s Kitchen," Ross is taking some aspirin and checking his messages,",3,Ross,
92772, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is entering to find Joey, still looking like Captain Stubing, on the phone,",6,Joey,Dude-dude-dude!
92773, An airport in London," Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past,",5,Rachel,All right!
92774, Central Perk," Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk,",8,Phoebe,I’m so sorry.
92775, A doctor’s office," Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups,",8,Ross,No but…but still you can’t possibly do this alone.
92776, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole,",3,Chandler,I know. 
92777, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Phoebe are in the kitchen,",5,Joey," Oh, they cut me out of the show."
92778, Monica and Rachel's," It’s closer to dinner, Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner,",4,Monica,"Fine! Judge all you want to but, "
92779, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Joey is there as Phoebe enters,",9,Joey,"I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross. You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody."
92780, The fire escape," Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down,",7,Ross,I don’t think so. Hello? 
92781, A Hallway," Chandler is following Joey,",9,Joey,"Look, it’s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don’t want to hurt her."
92782, The street in front of Central Perk," Steve and Rachel are still there,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, they see us! Oh, they, they look mad. Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!"
92783, Monica and Chandler's Aparment, Monica sits at the table,9,Joey,Where's Chandler? I wanna wish him good luck on his first day. 
92784, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,Oh! My head! Oh!  Oh!
92785, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey, Alone?!
92786, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,No.
92787, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are there as Ross enters,",6,Chandler,A hot girl’s at stake and all of the sudden he’s Rain Man.
92788, Central Perk," All except Chandler, plus Emma,",9,Phoebe,"Oh, Rachel!"
92789, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, Phoebe is stressing out about something,",4,Phoebe,"I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake!  No."
92790, The rest stop," Joey is making a sign,",3,Ross,Okay.
92791, Joey's apartment," Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters,",6,Chandler,So?!
92792, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters,",4,Rachel,I’m just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn’t have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
92793, Barbados," hotel lounge, David, Phoebe and Rachel have just arrived,",9,Monica,What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
92794, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Ross," Uh, how long until they announce the numbers, Mommy?"
92795, Monica and Rachel," Rachel is there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"She's really going to love this, you know? The bottom line is I want her to have it, even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her."
92796, Central Perk,,10,Joey,"Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... ""Dear baby adoption decider people..."""
92797, Monica and Rachel's," back to the present day,",5,Rachel,"Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about."
92798, the bar," Phoebe is still hugging Ross,",3,Ross,Thanks.
92799, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Chandler,"Why don’t you use ours across the hall, ‘cause she…has…problems."
92800, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Ross,"Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job."
92801, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Monica,"Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard-the-""I-win""-guy.  ""I win! I win!"" I went out with the guy for two months—I didn't get to win once."
92802, Rachel’s bedroom," Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine, She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica,",6,Rachel,"""Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend! So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!"""
92803, Guest room," Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed,",10,Phoebe,"Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents,  but I do have something for you."
92804, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,"How dirty do you think I am? I’m telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away."
92805, The Waiting Room," Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her,",1,Chandler,Mazel tov!
92806, Joey and Rachel's," Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out, Paul is entering from the bathroom,",6,Rachel,All right.
92807, Central Perk," Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there,",7,Chandler," All right, I’m off to see your dad."
92808, The delivery room," Rachel and Frank are there,",5,Monica, Hey!
92809, Central Perk," Ross is entering,",1,Ross,"She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent."
92810, The rest stop," Phoebe’s pulling in,",3,Monica,What?
92811, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there,",1,Joey,"No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is."
92812, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Joey,Do you think we’ll get our three bucks back?
92813, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is working on the seating chart while Chandler looks on and Rachel reads,",7,Rachel,Stop picturing it!!
92814, Monica and Chandler's," now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board,",8,Phoebe,Oh hi Ben—No!! Don’t look at the machine! 
92815, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel," Oh my God, I gotta go to work!"
92816, The airport," the flight to Yemen is being called,",4,Chandler,"Okay, good-bye. Good-bye."
92817, DOOL set,,9,Joey,"Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word ""puppy."" Okay, so he said ""If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass."""
92818, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is on the phone,",8,Joey,I know!
92819, Central Perk," Ross is talking to a beautiful woman as Chandler and Joey enter,",5,Ross,"All right, see you later."
92820, Central Perk," Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters,",7,Ross,"Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now."
92821, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Rachel,Hi.
92822, Phoebe and Rachel's," Rachel is placing CDs into her antique apothecary table as Phoebe returns home,",6,Phoebe," Ooh, what a great table! Where-where did you get it?"
92823, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Rachel,"Every day, you are becoming more and more like your mother."
92824, Healing Hands," Inc,, Phoebe is giving Rick a massage,",4,Phoebe,
92825, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica has just opened the door for Ross who is costumed as an Armadillo, Ben is standing next to her,",7,Ross," You are? Me, too!"
92826, The World Premiere of Over There," Joey and Chandler are arriving in a limo and are about to walk down the red carpet,",8,Chandler,This is so exciting! It’s so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
92827, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Okay. Okay. Umm…Ooh! Oh-oh, I got something. It’s this story I came up with, very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it; they’re like putty."
92828, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,Oh gosh.
92829, Central Perk," Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery,",1,Ross,"You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly."
92830, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,The vicar!
92831, A Restaurant," Monica and Chandler are sitting at a table, Monica is checking her makeup as Chandler suddenly has a horrifying thought and starts patting down his pockets until he finds what he’s looking for and sighs in relief,",6,Chandler," I know, but just let me say it."
92832, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast, Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating,",4,Monica,You made pancakes?
92833, Monica and Chandler's," time lapse, Ross is entering, Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table, Rachel is on the couch reading,",6,Chandler, Maybe we should give them some privacy.
92834, Ross and Rachel’s," Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep,",9,Ross,Sure what kind?
92835, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler and Monica enter,",10,Chandler,That's great.  Can I see the book?
92836, The Doctor’s office," Dr, Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch,",4,Phoebe,"Embryossss? As in, ""More than one?"""
92837, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues,",5,Rachel,"That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her?  Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?"
92838, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice,",8,Chandler,Jan-Janice!
92839, The hallway," Joey, Janine, Monica, and Chandler are returning from their second date,",6,Joey,"I know! I know! And I’m going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They… They’re like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I… I don’t think we can be together. It just, it just can’t work. It can’t.  I’m very upset."
92840, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater,",8,Joey,"Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?"
92841, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast, Chandler is holding a bottle of Hersey’s Syrup,",3,Rachel,Somebody got in late last night.
92842, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag,",7,Phoebe,"Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor."
92843, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Rachel,And a crappy New Year.
92844, Ross’s apartment," he and Emily are addressing their invitations,",4,Ross,"Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want."
92845, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Joey is telling everyone about his impending termination at Mac and C,H,E,E,S,E,",6,Monica, Phyllis sees what I’m doing.
92846, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U,S, states onto the floor making a map with the states, Phoebe enters",7,Joey," First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up!"
92847, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Rachel," Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw."
92848, The Semi-Private Labor Room," Rachel is in bed, Ross is fooling around, and Dr, Long is checking on Rachel,",8,Rachel,How are you?
92849, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is baby-chick sitting,",3,Chandler,You don’t think I get up when you get up?
92850, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,Thank you.
92851, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Ok, ok, How about if we split it?"
92852, Monica and Rachel's," the scene is continued from where we left off before the break,",5,Ross,The physical act of love. 
92853, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters,",4,Joey,"Hey-hey, hold on, this isn’t some kind of like girly dance. All right, it’s like a sport, it’s manly!"
92854, ATM vestibule," Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone, Chandler's thoughts are in italics,",1,Chandler,"Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre."
92855, Central Perk," Phoebe and Mike are leaving,",10,Phoebe,Yeah.
92856, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler enters clutching his phone,",1,Chandler,Hello? Hello?
92857, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler comes running in, Everyone else is already there,",5,Joey,She's right y'know.
92858, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Monica," Yeah, I'd say so. And there's no 'j' in 'engorged'."
92859, The Telethon," Joey answers his ringing phone,",5,Joey,Hey Pheebs!
92860, Monica and Rachel's," another time lapse, Monica is seeking advice from Rachel and Phoebe about possible replacement earrings,",5,Phoebe,Definitely!
92861, Monica and Rachel's," the game is coming to a close,",4,Joey,What do you have against the duck?! He doesn’t make any noise!
92862, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom,",8,Monica,"Oh, baths are so relaxing!"
92863, Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler,,9,Monica," Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?"
92864, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Monica,You become friends after?
92865, The Freeman Building," Ross is entering his new class completely out of breath,",8,Ross,"Hello.  So to sum up, I’m Professor Geller. Good job today."
92866, Joey and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are laying out the ground rules for the maid of honor auditions to Rachel and Phoebe,",7,Ross,"Yeah, it really was!"
92867, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",8,Joey,Okay.
92868, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list, Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings,",7,Rachel,Yeah? I'm sorry about your girlfriend.
92869, Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony,3,Phoebe,I just asked you.
92870, London Marriott," Monica and Chandler are walking to her room,",5,Chandler,"Oh, hello Rachel."
92871, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Monica,"That’s right Patrick, bye-bye!"
92872, Rachel’s old room," Ross and Joey enter,",6,Rachel,Yeah!
92873, A Jewelry Shop," Chandler and Phoebe are looking at engagement rings,",6,Chandler,"Yeah, I’m gonna stick with the ring.  I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?"
92874, Rachel’s office," Rachel and a co-worker  are dealing with the crisis,",3,Ross,Yeah!!
92875, Joey and Rachel's apartment,,10,Chandler,...and beer!!
92876, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Chandler,"Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kind of capade."
92877, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Monica,Hi.
92878, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Phoebe,"Oh, interesting you should call me that! Now that I may never have one! "
92879, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Rachel,",1,Monica," No, here's your mail."
92880, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica," OK, how does everybody like their burgers?"
92881, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from his date scaring Rachel,",8,Joey,Terrified. 
92882, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET."
92883, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey, I'll show you how.
92884, The beach house," the next morning, Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter, He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face,",4,Rachel,Does it?
92885, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,Phoebe!
92886, Central Perk," the gang’s all there discussing the incident,",3,Monica,You broke a little girl’s leg?!!
92887, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Ross,"Well, you need something to make this day special? Hello! You-you-you have the most special thing of all! You are marrying the woman you love."
92888, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile, Chandler is smiling,",7,Rachel,Yeah. Sure. 
92889, Central Perk," Ross is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter wearing workout clothes,",6,Phoebe,Yeah it is! It is! It’s freshwater eel!
92890, Silvercup Studios," Joey has won the part of dying man and is now able to play the role he was injured for, Chandler is helping to carry him in,",6,Chandler,"Now, is that never talking about it again?!"
92891, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is on the phone, Rachel walks in and overhears the conversation,",1,Rachel,"Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around."
92892, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her first day,",3,Phoebe,"Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it."
92893, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is lamenting to Chandler and Rachel about his troubles in his new building,",5,Chandler,Wh-wh-why?!
92894, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch, Sandy holds Emma, Ross enters the apartment, Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs",9,Rachel, Hi...
92895, Central Perk," Chandler is still trying to ease things over with Janice, and there are about a dozen empty Espresso cups in front of him, He is extremely wired,",1,Chandler,We should always always break up together.
92896, The hospital," Continued from earlier,",10,Chandler,Okay!
92897, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is paying Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Okay.
92898, Joey and Rachel's apartment," Ross, Chandler, and Joey are entering,",6,Joey,What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
92899, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Joey," I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer."
92900, Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering,3,Ross,Okay.
92901, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey,Later!  Hot girl! Hot girl!!
92902, Central Perk," Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter,",7,Joey,"How is ""Monica, I love your sweet ass,"" inappropriate?"
92903, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there,",1,Monica," Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?"
92904, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is there but Ross and Chandler, Monica is making food, and having everyone try it,",1,Monica,"Oh, I asked one of the waitresses at work if she'd help me out."
92905, Riff's," Phoebe is entering, Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when,,,",1,Phoebe,"Yeah, you too."
92906, Bill and Colleen's apartment," Chandler comes running into the living room, Monica is the only one there,",10,Chandler,Which technically now you should give back!
92907, Central Perk," Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly,",7,Monica,Honey? Is that something you’re making up?
92908, Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there,3,Phoebe,"Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know."
92909, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets, They each have one baby,",6,Monica,What do you mean?
92910, A Restaurant," a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order,",8,Rachel,Alright. So where’d you grow up?
92911, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,"Really? I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?"
92912, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe and Monica are there,",4,Phoebe,"Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey,  My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!"
92913, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,Monica!
92914, Central Perk," I'm sure you've guessed, it's the famous fight scene between Ross and Rachel,",4,Rachel,'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.
92915, Monica and Phoebe's," continued from earlier, Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question,",6,Monica,What if I turn out the lights? 
92916, The wedding rehearsal dinner,,10,Ross,"Who cares, AND?"
92917, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,"So, between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross, it just isn’t going to happen. It would be like you falling in love with a cat."
92918, Central Perk," Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it,",7,Chandler,I’m marrying her.
92919, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Joey,"Hey Pheebs, guess who we saw today."
92920, Joey and Janine’s apartment," Joey and Monica are arranging flowers, Chandler walks in,",6,Joey,What?
92921, Joey and Rachel's," Paul is still crying as Chandler enters,",6,Joey,Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! 
92922, Monica’s apartment, Monica and Phoebe are reading magazines when the phone rings and Phoebe reaches to pick it up,10,Joey,"I'm sorry!  This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!"
92923, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Joey,"Yeah, what-what's going on?"
92924, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler’s bachelor party has begun, what there is of it, with only Joey  enjoying a nice product placement of Budweisers on ice,",8,Chandler,So she’s a…
92925, Central Perk," Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches",9,Rachel,And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!
92926, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters,",8,Chandler,I wasn’t trying to open your closet! I wasn’t trying to open your closet! I swear! 
92927, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Joey,"I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, ""Wow! It’s been a long time since I had…  327 + 238 dollars!"""
92928, Chandler and Monica’s," Monica is entering,",8,Monica,Is it something you’d be interested in?
92929, The Hotel Lobby," Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out,",8,Rachel,"Listen y’know what sir? For the last time, I don’t care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!"
92930, Central Perk," Joey is playing ""She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not"" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed, Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister, She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan, Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa,",1,Joey,Pheebs?
92931, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Phoebe,Monica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!
92932,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Monica,Chandler gets pedicures!
92933, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe are there, Joey is working,",6,Chandler,I see where you’re goin’!
92934, The hallway," continued from earlier, Monica is still locked out,",5,Rachel,Yes!
92935, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Ross,"Just uh, brought back your videos."
92936, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Ross,Ahh.
92937, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Chandler,"Yeah, he came up..."
92938, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom,",8,Joey, What are you guys doing in here?
92939, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the kitchen, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the table writing one notepads while Chandler is looking over their shoulders,",7,Chandler,"Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in…vegetables, Joey?"
92940, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the table and Monica is doing something in the kitchen,",6,Phoebe,"Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? He’s a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it."
92941, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben,",3,Monica,Oh my God! Well push it in! Push it in!
92942, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is eating breakfast as Chandler comes out of his bedroom, ripping his coat in the process,",4,Chandler,"You don’t turn and slide, you throw it out! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!"
92943, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are hosting a New Year's party, So the place is crowded and in a shameless promotion for NBC they're watching Jay Leno's coverage of New Year's from Time Square,",5,Monica,Happy New Year.
92944, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters,",4,Joey,Hey!
92945, Monica and Chandler's apartement, Monica is at the kitchen table writing something and Chandler enters kitchen area,9,Monica, That's weird...it's empty!
92946, Ross's apartment," Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen,",7,Ross,Hey! What’s up?
92947, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, only slightly later,",4,Monica,NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
92948, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party,  Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident,",1,Chandler,"Alright, what have we learned so far?"
92949, The Charity Event," Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table,",6,Rachel,Not great.
92950, Chandler and Joey's," Ross is talking to Chandler, Joey is making a snack at the bar,",1,Chandler,I can't believe you did this. 
92951, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men,",1,Phoebe,"Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual."
92952, Monica and Chandler's," Joey and Chandler are still deciding what to do about the hooker,",8,Chandler,You do it!
92953, A Street," Rachel is throwing her coat into the Porsche and getting in,",7,Ross,No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! 
92954, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are sitting at the kitchen table,",6,Monica,"Well, I’d like to but,  I’m not sure we have time to go."
92955, Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there,3,Joey,I didn't get it?
92956, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Rachel,Oh yeah? Startin’ to feel her again there are we?
92957, Phoebe’s cab," it’s the same arrangement as before,",6,Joey,"Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I’ve got a really good one! I’ve been thinking about it since Kansas."
92958, Eric’s Apartment," he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe,",8,Phoebe,Oh.
92959, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,A date?! She’s-she’s got a date?! With who?
92960, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Rachel,"No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste."
92961, Central Perk," Phoebe is there as Rachel enters,",8,Phoebe,What?!
92962, Chandler's Office," Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door,",1,Chandler,Helen drinks.  Will you marry me?
92963, Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering,3,Ross,It's an empty apartment.
92964, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Yeah. 
92965, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Joey,"Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. "
92966, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching TV,",3,Joey,"All right, you got it."
92967, Central Perk," Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachel’s, who is now showing, stomach,",8,Joey,She took ‘em!
92968, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Phoebe,"Okay, we're on it. We're on it."
92969, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question ""Would you..."
92970, Monica and Rachel's," everyone except Joey is there,  Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout,  There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen,",1,Chandler,"Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for."
92971, Ross's apartment," Rachel bursts in,",10,Ross,Rach!
92972, Central Perk," Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul, Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead, By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis, Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon,",6,Ross,And the Irish guy wins the joke!
92973, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier, everyone is still eating breakfast,",4,Monica,"Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!"
92974, game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong,9,Chandler,And that's... how... it's done!
92975, Rachel’s Hospital Room," Ross is sitting next to Rachel,",9,Ross,"Well, Chandler’s my oldest friend, but Joey’s my—No! Ah! "
92976, Central Perk," Chandler is reading on the couch while Joey, still suffering from his hernia, is returning with coffee for them both, After a series of grunts and groans he manages to painfully walk back from the counter, sit down, and slide Chandler his coffee,",6,Chandler,"Hey, will you grab me a cruller?  Sit down! Will you go to the hospital?!"
92977, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing."
92978, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering,",4,Ross,"So uh, Emily just went to the airport."
92979, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel's surprise party, The apartment is festooned with cups, There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc,, etc",5,Phoebe, Ahhh! Mystical!
92980, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?
92981, Central Perk," later,",3,Chandler," All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. I’d like know whether that’s several big fish or just one big fish."
92982, Beauty salon,,9,Joey,All right let's just do this.
92983, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are there, Joey is looking at a National Geographic and giggling,",5,Chandler,"Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!"
92984, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Ross,Is it? Feels like two.
92985, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay."
92986, Central Perk," everyone is there except for Chandler,  Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up,",1,Ross,I cannot believe we're having this conversation.
92987, Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier,3,Rachel,Right.
92988, The Craps Table," Monica is still on her roll, only this time Chandler's with her and she has a huge crowd of people around,",5,Monica, We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
92989, Central Perk," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are there, Chandler and Joey are looking through the paper,",5,Chandler,"Yes, it is."
92990, A Street," Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place,",7,Chandler,Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that I’m related to Monica. How is she?
92991, The rest stop," Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club,",3,Monica,Then why are you smoking?
92992, Monica and Rachel’s," Phoebe is watching a Spanish version of The Waltons, At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, and Chandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands,",1,Monica,I can’t believe you. You still haven’t told that girl she doesn’t have a job yet?
92993, The lobby of Ross's building," he's sitting on the couch at the bottom of the stairs, and he's practicing enticing women to join him on the couch,",5,Chandler,"Okay, yeah, I think it's really stuck now."
92994, The roof, Joey is walking towards Ross with a guy,9,Chandler,"Oh yeah! I mean at first I hated it, but why wouldn't I, because as a man I've been trained  But after chapter 16 ""fat, single and ready to mingle"", I was uplifted."
92995, Ross's apartment," Ross is looking at his handbook, Elizabeth is also there,",6,Ross,Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I can’t date you or have a hot plate in my office. I can’t believe we have to stop seeing each other.
92996, Phoebe’s office," she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired,",6,Phoebe,"Oh, so this is all about money! Y’know it’s bad enough that—Ow! Oh, you have got to be kidding!"
92997, The Wake," at the Gellers' house, Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured,",1,Phoebe,You missed a belt loop.
92998, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there,10,Rachel,Congratulations! Wow!!
92999, Monica and Rachel's," everyone exept Monica is there,",1,Chandler,"Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream."
93000, Chandler walks into Joey's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hey Joe!
93001, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night,",1,Joey," Alright, alright. I'm around. Go ahead."
93002, Monica's apartment," The living room,",10,Phoebe,I love you too. 
93003, Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment," Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets,",6,Chandler,"Yes, but I feel like I’ve really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think we’re two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple."
93004, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold,",3,Phoebe,"I do, I believe you."
93005, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters,8,Ross,Okay. Now-now-now should I climb down your front so we’re face to face or-or should I climb down your back so we’re-we’re butt to face.
93006, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the duck starts quacking,",4,Chandler,"Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut…"
93007, Monica’s Apartment," Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there, Phoebe enters the room",10,Rachel, Wha... the next one?
93008, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",1,Rachel,"What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?"
93009, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Chandler,"Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? "
93010, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Chandler,Then what?
93011, Chandler’s gym," He and Ross are there to cancel his membership,",4,Chandler, I wanna quit the gym.
93012, Central Perk," Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from…God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that we’ve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd…,",8,Joey,"Oh, I don’t know."
93013, Eric’s Apartment," he’s resting on the bed as Phoebe enters,",8,Phoebe,So I guess this is it.
93014, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,What?!
93015, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it..."
93016, The Launderama," Rachel is there, waiting for Ross, An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things,",1,Rachel,"Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?"
93017, Ross's building," Joey is knocking on a door again, It's again answered by Ross,",5,Joey, Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
93018, The airport," Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London,",4,Ross,Emily! 
93019, Monica and Rachel's," Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there,",3,Phoebe,"Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big."
93020,Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch,10,Phoebe,Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
93021, Monica’s apartment," Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster, The guys enter the room,",10,Monica,That’s not even a word!
93022, A wintry February day in New York City," snowplows are clearing the streets, Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross,",1,Phoebe,Morly Safer.
93023, Monica and Chandler's," the scene is continued from earlier,",8,Rachel,How do you know about that story?!
93024, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,Really?
93025, Phoebe and Rachel’s," Rachel is there as Phoebe enters,",6,Rachel,Because they're people.
93026, Rachel’s Office," she’s slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming,",7,Rachel," Okay please, you’re kidding right?! I wrote that one as a joke for you!"
93027, A blackjack table," it's the same one Joey's hand twin was working at, only he's not there anymore and has been replaced by a beautiful woman,",5,Joey," Uhh, hey. Where's the other guy?"
93028, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler is there, Phoebe and Rachel enter,",6,Chandler,"Because that’s where Joey gave me some stuff to store that I’ve never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! "
93029, Rachel’s Office," Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt,",7,Joey,"All right, I guess this will be fine."
93030, Central Perk," everyone is there,",1,Joey,I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
93031, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Ross,Joey proposed to you?
93032, Downstairs at Danny's party," Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back, But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs,",5,Rachel," Yeah, okay, at ease solider!"
93033, A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic," Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed,",5,Joey,"Hey, Monica, wow you’ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour."
93034, Michelle's," Chandler and Monica enter,",7,Monica,How did it go?
93035, Monica and Rachel's," The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions,",5,Monica,Go!!
93036, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Emma has fallen asleep in her playpen, and Chandler has fallen asleep right next to her on the floor, He's even sucking on a pacifier,",9,Monica,She's asleep.
93037, The restaurant," Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a table for six,",9,Joey,"What about me, he? Only had one lunch today."
93038, Ross and Rachel's apartment," Rachel enters the apartment,",9,Ross,"Yeah, and it was uhm... it was like a real little person laugh too. It was... it was like uhm...  Only... only not creepy."
93039, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Ross,"Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man."
93040, Monica and Rachel's," later that day,  Monica is now out and about,",2,Rachel,"Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?"
93041, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is getting ready to go to Joey’s premiere and Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Uh-huh.
93042, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Oh that’s right. You’re the talker.  Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues."
93043, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",1,Monica,From here to the airport?
93044, Joey’s Premiere," Rachel is already there with her date, Tommy who's played by Ben Stiller who will be in There's Something About Mary and Meet The Parents, as Ross and his date, Cailin, arrive,",3,Ross,Hi!
93045, Central Perk," Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there,",5,Monica,I wanna say good-bye at the car!
93046, Rachel and Joey's apartment,,9,Joey,I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.
93047, Joey’s," Joey is laying on his recliner, depressed, and the dog is laying on the footrest,",8,Joey,No.
93048, Howard's party," Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers, Ross isn't happy about it,",5,Ross,"So uh, what did you tell them about me?"
93049, Madison Square Garden,,10,Ross,"I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice  I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!"
93050, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Monica,Why not?
93051, Eric’s Apartment," he and Phoebe are still making out,",8,Phoebe,"Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment."
93052, Central Perk," everyone is there,",5,Joey,"Sure, if you cared enough to call it first."
93053, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there when Phoebe enters,",10,Monica,"Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan."
93054, Phoebe's cab," She's driving faster than ever before,",10,Phoebe,"Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane."
93055, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Ross,About four hours.
93056, Ross's building's lobby," he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs,",5,Ross,Okay. 
93057, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter,",4,Phoebe,"Hey, tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that’s better than Relaxi Cab."
93058, Kleinman’s," a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open,",7,Phoebe, Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
93059, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Chandler,She gets crazy! This scar  is from Pictionary!
93060, The Recovery Room," Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters,",8,Rachel,I was reliving it.
93061, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,"No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you!"
93062, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom,",5,Ross, Okay!!
93063, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandler’s moving in and she’s moving out,",6,Rachel,"Monica, where did you get these?!"
93064, Monica and Rachel's," everyond except Monica and Joey is watching Lambchop,",1,Chandler," Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now."
93065, Monica and Rachel's apartment," everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram,   Rachel is on the phone,",1,Chandler,"I dunno, but.. I think it's about to attack the Enterprise."
93066, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Phoebe,Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
93067, Monica and Rachel's," Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe,",5,Rachel,A thousand bucks.
93068, Monica and Chandler's apartment," Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen",9,Joey,Look who's coming around!
93069, The Restaurant," dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking, Dr, Green is not at the table,",8,Rachel,"All right here he comes. I’m gonna do this, I’m gonna tell him, I’m gonna be strong."
93070, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Rachel,
93071, Monica and Chandler's," Rachel’s baby shower is underway, Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen,",8,Phoebe,"Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right?"
93072, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,What?!
93073, Barbados," Monica and Chandler's Room, They both enter from Ross's room, Monica still has her big, frizzy hair,",10,Joey,"Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie..."
93074, Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen," Monica is waiting for Tim who enters,",8,Phoebe, I’m breaking up with you!
93075, Monica and Rachel's," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there, Chandler enters,",4,Chandler,"Okay, all right, I'll just uh, make sure that uh, Joey gets her something really great."
93076, Monica's apartment," Phoebe is singing,",1,Joey, You'd better act surprised.
93077, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Oh Will. But you-you’ve worked so hard…
93078, Monica and Rachel's," everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving,",4,Ross,"Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me."
93079, Monica's bedroom," Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing,",2,Monica,Demi Moore is not a he.
93080, Central Perk," Rachel is sitting on the couch alone working on a crossword puzzle, Gunther is there, going into the back room,",4,Rachel,Thanks!
93081, Joey's apartment, Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings,9,Joey,"Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and...  no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?"
93082, Ross and Rachel's," Ross is returning from his date,",8,Rachel,Yeah?
93083, Monica and Rachel's," Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes,",3,Ross,Is that Mark?
93084, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is packing as Chandler rushes in,",4,Chandler,"Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend, I just-I just screwed up!"
93085, The Hallway," Joey has a tray full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock,",1,Joey,I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
93086, Ross and Rachel's," Ross and Rachel are trying the home remedies again,",8,Rachel,"Oh, I know it. You’re right. That’s not sexy. Oh…Oh!  Oh God!"
93087, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Monica,"Okay, Phoebe you know what you’re doing right?"
93088, The Set," everyone is dancing,",6,Joey,"No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot."
93089, Ross's apartment," Chandler, Joey, and Ross are finishing watching Die Hard on video,",7,Joey,What are you talking about? Bitch.
93090, Central Perk," Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke,",5,Chandler,"Well, I think it's very brave what you said."
93091, Central Perk," Joey and Charlie on the couch, Rachel enters",9,Rachel,"Bye, see ya. "
93092, Central Perk," Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters,",6,Phoebe,Okay that’s so generous!
93093, A Tap Class," the girls are standing at the door,",1,Phoebe,I think she means 
93094, Central Perk," Ross, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Phoebe and Mike enters,",9,Phoebe,China patterns!!!!!
93095, Central Perk," the gang are looking at old photos,",1,Joey,"Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!"
93096, Rachel’s outer office," she’s returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there,",7,Rachel,"Hi! I got you some coffee. To, uh…  …fair enough. So! Do you got anything for me?"
93097, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne,",7,Chandler,"It’s okay, I want this to be your night too.  To Monica."
93098, Central Perk," Joey is giving the bill to the same beautiful woman from before,",6,Rachel,She-she died Jill.
93099, Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey,9,Joey,"Man, I wish I had a nanny like you."
93100, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,"Well umm, Alexandra has been…"
93101, Monica and Chandler's," The Halloween party has started, Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters,",8,Chandler,The Velveteen Rabbit was brown and white!
93102, The Roof," continued from earlier,",7,Joey,"Come here, check this out!"
93103, The Hotel," Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler,",7,Chandler, That’s right! I’m not!
93104, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy,",1,Chandler,"Exactly. Weekend At Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No?"
93105, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Chandler,"OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson.  Alright babe, deal the cards."
93106, Central Perk," Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer, The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well,",5,Rachel,"Oh my God, its happening. It's already started. I'm Kip."
93107, Phoebe's apartment," Phoebe just let David in who brought a bottle of wine,",9,Phoebe,"Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... "
93108, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Ross,Hi.
93109, A newsstand," Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman,",6,Ross,"No, no-no, Ross Geller."
93110, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Why, are you moving out?"
93111, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",2,Monica,"Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad."
93112, Chandler and Monica's future house," They enter the living room with the realtor and Joey,",10,Joey,"FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound.  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
93113, The Charity Event," they’re holding a silent auction, Rachel is looking at one of the items and Phoebe walks up and hands her a glass of wine,",6,Rachel,Thank you.  twenty dollars.
93114, Monica’s birthday," it’s just after the surprise,",7,Phoebe,"Ohh! All right! All right. Here’s what we’ll do, I’ll get twice as drunk as Monica and then no one’s will even notice her."
93115, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,"No, I do not hear that."
93116, Central Perk," Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there,",3,Rachel, I got the interview!
93117, Monica and Rachel's," Joey, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are holding the giant poking device,",3,Phoebe,He’s alive! He’s a-live!!!
93118, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing,",6,Rachel,"Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought we’d lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?"
93119, Central Perk,,9,Joey,"Okay, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think."
93120, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is getting ready for her date and Joey is reading a magazine,",8,Ross,"Why no, it’s the opposite of weird. It’s-it’s uh, regular. It’s-it’s uh, it’s mundane. It’s actually uh, a little dull."
93121, A judge’s chambers," Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers,",6,Rachel,Ugh!
93122, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are returning from Central Perk,",7,Joey,Yeah baby!  No baby!
93123, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner,3,Chandler,"Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!"
93124, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
93125, The Semi-Private Labor Room," continued from earlier,",8,Ross, Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby’s ears!
93126, The Airport," everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel,",1,Rachel," Marcel, this is for you. It's, uh, just, y'know, something to, um, do on the plane."
93127, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is watching football, and it’s actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit , as Monica is getting everything ready,",8,Monica,Is your team winning hon?
93128, Chandler’s Office," he’s working at his computer as his boss, Mr, Franklin, sticks his head in,",8,Ross,"Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?"
93129, Monica and Rachel's," it's continued from before the commercial break,",5,Chandler,Oh the humanity.
93130, The Emergency Room," Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol,",1,Ross,My first time with Carol was... 
93131, Joey's apartment," the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch,",6,Joey, Morning!
93132, Ross and Rachel’s," they’re returning from the party,",8,Rachel,"Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?"
93133, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Chandler,An old cookie?
93134, Monica and Chandler's apartment,,10,Chandler,Hold on! There is something different.
93135, Central Perk," continued from earlier,",6,Ross,"Okay, she can’t go."
93136, The guest bedroom," Rachel and Monica are talking to each other,",10,Rachel,
93137, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,Hi.
93138, Monica and Chandler's," Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters,",8,Joey,"Yeah! Yeah! I mean I’m sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y’know Chandler always supported my career. He’s paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back."
93139, The Table Store," Joey and Chandler and looking for their new table,",1,Joey,"Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!"
93140, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Joey,Setting the table.
93141, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are comforting Chandler,3,Chandler,This ice cream tastes like crap by the way.
93142, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is not doing the dishes, She hears someone coming up the stairs and quickly puts down her magazine and pretends like she’s actually doing the dishes,",4,Rachel,"Yeah. Yeah. Definitely, well it definitely took me by surprise, but I’m okay."
93143, Chandler's office," he's on the phone, agitated,",1,Chandler, Whooooaaaa....
93144, Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter,9,Phoebe,Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.
93145, The Hospital," Joey is sitting in the lobby as Ross enters,",9,Joey,Your thumb? That’s weird.  Maybe later. Ross I feel terrible.
93146, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Phoebe,Okay! Oh my God! My first bike! Thank you for the best present I’ve ever gotten.
93147, Joey's apartment," Joey's having breakfast; Phoebe enters the room carrying her wedding dress,",10,Monica,"Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine."
93148, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe are there,",1,Monica,"OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says.  Hi!"
93149, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is sitting in the chair,",7,Rachel,"Well of course I do! But y’know, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean you’re up against the guy who survived his own cremation."
93150, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Rachel are returning, Phoebe is still on hold,",3,Monica,Yeah. Where were you?
93151, The Morgan Chase Museum," the girls are entering,",6,Phoebe,"Oh wow. What, do you think maybe he’s gonna tell you that he’s gay?"
93152, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding,",4,Phoebe,Okay.
93153, The museum," Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids,",4,Joey,"Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here,  Okay, moving right along. Come on."
93154, Ralph Lauren," Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos,",7,Chandler,Who’s that?
93155, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl,",1,Ross,"I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?"
93156, Ross' apartment," Monica and Chandler enter,",7,Monica,"We left Joey alone with the food!  Yep! Yep, I knew it! There he is... feeding stuffing to a dog!"
93157, Ross's apartment," Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma,",10,Rachel,Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
93158, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread,",7,Monica, Oww!
93159, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is coming back from work to find Phoebe, Rachel, and someone else with her back turned is there,",7,Rachel,I know!
93160, Outside the bathroom," Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it,",3,Chandler,"Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?"
93161, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Rachel,"Oh My God, Phoebe, that’s not Ralph Lauren. That’s Kenny the copy guy."
93162, Joey and Rachel's," Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from his room wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards,",7,Joey,This body? 
93163, Monica and Rachel's," Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday,",1,Monica,"OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns..."
93164, Phoebe and Rachel's," they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment,",7,Phoebe,You heard her too?! You have the gift!
93165, Phoebe is sitting with Mike," explaining about Vicrum,",9,Ross, This is Vicrum.
93166, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing, Joey is not amused,",5,Phoebe,"All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in."
93167, Central Perk," Chandler sits on the couch, Joey sits at the round table",9,Joey, That's the fastest I have ever thought!
93168, Ross and Rachel's," Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her,",9,Ross,Shake it!
93169, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,
93170, The hallway between the apartments," Rachel is returning from her date with Dave,",5,Rachel,Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
93171, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel,",6,Monica,"I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and she’s the only one left!"
93172, The Waiting Room," Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother,",8,Joey,God. He’s crazy! Why doesn’t he want to be with Rachel?
93173, Monica and Rachel's," the group is coming back from the roof,",1,Chandler,Do either of you have the keys?
93174, Central Perk," Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes,",4,Phoebe,I hate my regular clothes now! Y’know? I look down and-and I know that this isn’t gonna be the most special day of my life.
93175, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is pacing as Joey enters,",5,Joey,"Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!"
93176, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other,",7,Ross,"And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else."
93177, The Waiting Room," Phoebe is playing a song, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are there as well,",1,Phoebe,"Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress."
93178, The Park," the gang is warming up for their football game,",3,Ross,"Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, okay. And sweetie.."
93179, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Chandler,I sent them home.
93180, Chandler and Joey's," Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on, Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross,",5,Ross, Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
93181, Mr," Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview,",5,Rachel," Okay. Umm, well, first I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you and uh, for yelling at you."
93182, The Moondance Diner," Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant,",3,Phoebe,"Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift."
93183, Monica and Chandler’s," Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch still staring at the screen,",8,Monica,That’s better. 90 seconds is a long time not to think about it…except all I did was think about it.
93184, Central Perk, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa,9,Phoebe,"What are people having, the garlic Martini?"
93185, the hotel game room," There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in",9,Monica, OK!
93186, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair,",3,Ross,One.
93187, A lobby," Ross is waiting for Rachel, after her interview,",3,Ross,Congratu!!  -lations-lations.
93188, Rachel's hotel room," Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel",9,Rachel," Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!"
93189, Monica and Rachel's," Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachel’s room,",3,Ross,"Oh, and also, he’s, he’s walkin’ kind of funny, his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg, and he’s in there just sort of y'know... "
93190, Monica and Rachel's," Rachel is trying to apply her eye drops while Monica looks on,",5,Monica,How many fingers am I holding up? 
93191, Central Perk," Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading,",3,Phoebe,"Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy...."
93192, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters,",5,Joey,"Yeah, all of us! All day!"
93193, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters,",4,Monica,"I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours."
93194, Monica and Rachel's," the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker,",1,Monica,"So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight."
93195, Allesandro’s," continued from earlier, The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up,",4,Monica,What the hell happened?!
93196, The Hallway," Chandler and Ross are returning from working out,",3,Chandler,Is there any chance you didn’t see that?
93197, The Theatre," Joey and Kate are rehearsing,",3,Joey,Yeah.
93198, The street," Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store,",3,Joey,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum."
93199, Central Perk," Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag,",7,Chandler,A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?
93200, Chandler and Monica's,,9,Monica,I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up!
93201, At the counter," Ross is sitting there, drinking, Phoebe approaches him,",9,Rachel, Hey!
93202, The rest stop," the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear bumper,",3,Rachel,So you know how to fix it?
93203, The street," Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff, This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with,",8,Joey,"Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on."
93204, Monica's apartment," Monica and Erica are talking about the baby, and Monica is rubbing Erica's tummy,",10,Ross,"No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?"
93205, Central Perk," Ross and Elizabeth are deciding what to do on their second date,",6,Ross,"What?! No! No! Wait! You’re right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? I mean, I mean we like each other right? There’s nothing wrong with that. Come on.  Burt? Lydia? Mel? This is Elizabeth."
93206, The Street," Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window,",8,Monica,Well I don’t have them either. Where are they?
93207, Rachel’s Room," Phoebe is entering,",9,Rachel,I guess so.
93208, Central Perk, Ross sits in a chair as Phoebe enters,9,Ross,"Sure, go ahead. Whoops, sorry, sure, go ahead. "
93209, Sarah’s bedroom," her room is decorated with a space motif,",3,Ross, And what is second prize?
93210, The Hallway," Monica and Chandler are returning and Monica finds her basket is empty,",7,Chandler, Am not!
93211, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,"Hey Mon, how's it going?"
93212, Chandler and Joey's," Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters,",4,Chandler," Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!"
93213, The street in front of Central Perk," Rachel and Steve are walking home from their date, Steve is sobbing,",9,Chandler,"All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating."
93214, Ross and Rachel's," it’s late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom,",8,Rachel,Okay. Thank you. That’s great. Thank you. Wait-wait! Where on west 10th? Because there’s this really cute shoe store that has like this little…
93215, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Chandler,"Wait a minute, hold the phone! You’re not talking about Chuckles University?!"
93216, Central Perk," Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie,",9,Joey,... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!
93217, Rachel and Monica's, Monica is watching the Civil War videos,3,Monica,"Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?"
93218, Monica and Chandler's," Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters,",7,Monica,You’ll vamp?!
93219, Outside the restaurant," Melissa, Phoebe, and Rachel are emerging,",7,Rachel,What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! 
93220, A Street," Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel,",8,Ross,Sit down.
93221, Monica and Chandler's," Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs,",8,Joey,"Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore."
93222, Healing Hands Inc," , Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl,",3,Phoebe,"Well, I-I wasn’t hopping mad, y'know."
93223, Monica and Rachel's," Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot, She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in,",3,Monica,Well so?
93224, Ross's hotel room, Ross and is reading his keynote speech to Charlie from his laptop,9,Joey,"Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can."
93225, Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and Chandler are working on some more furniture,,1,Monica,Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
93226, Rachel’s birthday," she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter,",7,Joey,
93227, Monica and Rachel's Balcony," Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side,",1,Phoebe,Ooh!
93228, Monica and Rachel's erm," Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party, The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches,",4,Joey, Take the bra off.
93229, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously,",8,Monica,"Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case?"
93230, Joey's Apartment," the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it,",8,Joey,"Okay, it’s an audio question, name this television theme song. "
93231, Monica and Chandler’s bedroom," they are relaxing in sexual bliss,",6,Chandler,"Y’know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren’t they?"
93232, Monica and Chandler's," Monica and Chandler are eating lunch as Joey enters,",7,Joey,"Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. It’ll be me! And I swear I’ll do a really good job. Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me."
93233, Monica's Apartment," Rachel is making coffee for Joey and Chandler,",1,Monica,Stop!
93234, Green's mansion," Rachel's Room, Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room",10,Rachel,What?
93235, Central Perk,,9,Ross,"Ok. Let's see. Oh, you should take her to the MET!"
93236, Rachel’s Room," Ross is entering,",9,Joey,"Okay, the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing."
93237, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Phoebe,"Yeah, complicated ‘cause of the love."
93238, Central Perk," Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly,",6,Monica,Hey!
93239, Monica," Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room,",7,Monica,"I’ll get everybody else  I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past."
93240, Monica and Rachel's," the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire,",1,Monica,No.
93241, Chandler and Joey's," Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found,",5,Joey, Not really.
93242, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner, Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities,",1,Monica,Why would we do that?
93243, The street in front of Central Perk," Ross is walking up and sees two women that look like Phoebe and Rachel from behind,",6,Rachel,Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!
93244, The corridor," Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door,",10,Rachel,But Erin Brockovich had her own house.
93245, Central Perk - Chandler," Monica, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are sitting on the sofas, Joey enters",9,Joey, A place to eat spaghetti.
93246, Monica and Chandler’s apartment," Chandler and Rachel are there, and Phoebe enters with the Chick and the Duck,",6,Rachel,"Whatever Linus, I’m opening mine."
93247, A Restaurant," scene continued from before the break,",7,Monica,I can’t believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
93248, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",4,Rachel,What? Who the hell is Emily— noooo!!
93249, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table,",4,Chandler,"Yeah, but I bet it works."
93250, Monica and Rachel's," Monica is just getting off of the intercom and turns off the TV which is still in the SAP mode,",1,Monica," Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed."
93251, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch,",6,Joey,"Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job.  Like you’d believe that. This sucks!"
93252, Las Vegas," we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas, the Strip, slot machines, a couple other gaming tables all set to the tune of you guessed it, Money, Anyhoo, we finally get through that and watch Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe enter Caesar's Palace carrying their luggage,",5,Chandler,Fine with me!
93253, A Theatre," Chandler and Ross are there to watch the premiere of Kathy’s play,",4,Ross,That is one good looking man!
93254, Monica and Rachel's," Carol and Susan are picking up Ben, while Monica is pouring chocolate syrup, lots of it, into her ice cream,",3,Monica,"'....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '"
93255, The ticket-counter," Ross and Phoebe have their tickets and start looking at the screens in order to find the gate,",10,Phoebe,Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
93256, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Phoebe,Why not?
93257, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Chandler is putting something away under the sink,",6,Chandler,No! No-no-no-no-no-no. It sounds like they really need you down there.
93258, A Restaurant," Rachel and Phoebe are having dinner with Dr, Green, and everyone is looking at the menu,",8,Rachel,"Well… Umm, I got TiVo."
93259, Central Perk," Phoebe and Ross are there,",8,Ross,"Uh, middle balcony."
93260, Joey and Rachel's," Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there,",7,Joey,Fine! Do you want something to drink?
93261, Central Perk," Chandler and Monica are there, He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece,",7,Ross,"No, why?"
93262, Joey's apartment," Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her,",6,Joey,"Come, come here."
93263, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is debriefing Rachel on her rejection earlier that day and telling her what she should’ve done, Ross and Phoebe are watching,",4,Joey,Oh yeah!
93264, Monica and Rachel's," Continued from earlier, Rachel is now telling everyone of her experience in the garbage room,",4,Rachel,Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
93265, A couch store," Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place, He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it, Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels, He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it, One thing about this couch, it's huge, It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch, Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast,",5,Ross,"No! No! No! The ""Come here to me"" is y'know for the ladies."
93266, Monica and Chandler's," Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters,",8,Chandler,"Oh y’know, I’ve been living here a while and I’ve never seen what’s inside that closet. What is, what is in there?"
93267, Central Perk," Ross and Chandler are sitting at a table, Rachel is working, Monica and Phoebe enter,",1,Monica,"I mean, that's a typical guy response."
93268, Joey and Rachel's," Chandler is looking at the foosball table,",7,Rachel,"Oh no-no-no-no-no, no, no! We, you with someone and me with someone."
93269, The hallway between the two apartments," Chandler comes home,",9,Phoebe,Hey!
93270, Ugly Naked Guy's apartment," Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place, Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen,",5,Phoebe, Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
93271, Joey's room, Joey is sitting on his bed reading DooL transcript when Rachel walks in,9,Rachel,That's not Monica!
93272, Chandler and Monica's apartment,,9,Chandler,They said it could be up to a year.
93273, Joey's dance audition," Joey is warming up,",3,Joey,"It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands."
93274, The delivery room," continued from earlier,",5,Rachel,No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
93275, Monica and Chandler's," Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters,",6,Chandler,So you didn’t mean any of that?!
93276, Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices," Rachel gets on her boss Kim is there,",6,Chandler,I am proud of all my friends today.
93277, Outside the beach house," Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel,",3,Joey,But I made cards!!
93278, Monica and Chandlers apartment,,9,Monica,Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!
93279, Ross’s Hotel Room," he is letting Chandler in,",8,Chandler,So you don’t have the cameras?!
93280, Central Perk," Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters,",6,Rachel,"Well, y’know it’s just been so long since I’ve been to Chuckie Cheese."
93281, Central Perk," Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in,",10,Chandler, They loved it.
93282, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date,",4,Ross,What?
93283, Central Perk," Rachel is reading as Monica and Chandler enter,",6,Rachel,"Okay, y’know what? Maybe I should go!"
93284, Ross's Apartment," the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes, Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it,",5,Joey,Yeah!
93285, The Wedding Hall," Monica and Chandler have just said ""I do,"" and the photographer is taking the required pictures, First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey,",8,Joey,Ah. 
93286, The airport," Rachel runs up to the ticket counter,",4,Rachel,"Sure, you know what? Come on, we’ll just tell them that there was like a problem with like the ""engine""."
93287, Central Perk," Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe won’t tell her,",3,Phoebe,I can’t!!
93288, A Restaurant," Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success,",6,Rachel,"I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage."
93289, The Hallway," Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandler’s, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking,",8,Ross,Pride.
93290, the hotel conference room,,9,Rachel, It was really... great!
93291, Monica enters Central Perk,,9,Joey,I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.
93292, Monica and Rachel's," Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters,",6,Chandler,"No, I’m not mocking you, "
93293, The hallway," Ross is coming up the stairs as Phoebe leaves Joey and Chandler’s,",6,Ross,It’s not that. Okay? Annulments are more complicated than I…
93294, Chandler and Joey's erm," Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua,",4,Rachel,Sorry. I’m so exited! I’ve been waiting for this for months! I got my hair coloured! I got new sheets! I’m making him a very fancy meal.
93295, A park in London," Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand,",4,Joey,Oh yeah?  If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
93296, Ross's apartment," Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs,",6,Rachel,Exactly.
93297, Joey's apartment," Joey and Rachel are throwing huge spitballs at the entertainment center,",6,Rachel,Uh-huh.
93298, Monica and Chandler’s new apartment," Ross and Chandler are there,",6,Phoebe,Hey!
93299, The Reception Hall," the party is in full swing,",8,Chandler,"I don’t know, it’s these new shoes, they’re all slippery."
93300, Outside," They are a bunch of people arranging chairs, shoveling snow and making other preparations,",10,Monica,
93301, The Hallway," Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door,",8,Monica,Yes! Exactly.
93302, Rachel's hotel room," She is watching the Weather Channel on TV,",9,Rachel,"Yeah, sure!"
93303, Monica and Chandler’s," Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses,",8,Chandler,"I love you, St. Valentine."
93304, Chandler and Joey's," Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters, Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands, He turns around, shocked,",4,Rachel,"Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship?"
93305, Monica and Chandler's," Joey is entering,",7,Monica,"Plus, everyone’s gonna see your thing. "
93306, Chandler and Joey's,"  Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna,",1,Joey,"Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?"
93307, Central Perk,,9,Joey,Hey!
93308, Monica and Rachel's," continued from earlier,",3,Chandler,"Veronica. Look, it’s got to be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat."
93309, Joey’s Apartment, Ross is filming his parents ,10,Joey,Ok! 
93310, The Theater," the play has ended and everyone is applauding,  As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily,",1,Joey,"The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!"
93311, Central Perk," Rachel is telling Phoebe about Mark, as Gunther eavesdrops behind them,",3,Phoebe,Huh.
93312, Central Perk," Chandler and Janice are there,",3,Chandler,I don’t care!  I don’t care!!
93313, Chandler and Joey's," the next morning, Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown—it's Ross,",1,Joey,"You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!"
93314, Back in the conference room in Tulsa,,9,Phoebe," Blah blargah, blar-blab."
93315, Monica's apartment," Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch,",10,Rachel, Oh! There's nothing above your bed!!
93316, Chandler and Joey's," Ross and Joey are still playing catch,",5,Joey,"Oh, I don't know…. Yeah, can't do it."
93317, A restaurant," Joey is on his date with Phoebe’s friend, Sarah, They are sitting opposite each other on a table for two, Their waiter approaches with two plates,",10,Joey,"I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean ."
93318, Central Perk," Ross, Phoebe and Joey are there,",10,Joey,"Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language."
93319, Central Perk," They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross,",4,Ross,"Oh no! That-that’ll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Y’know what? I’m buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, it’s in my pocket."
93320, Central Perk," Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are there, Rachel is writing something on a pad, and then crumples it up and throws it on the floor,",4,Joey,Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
93321, The Mr," Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert,",7,Rachel,Because you’re not finished yet and I won’t have it! Greens do not quit!
93322, Monica and Rachel's," erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot,",4,Monica,I think she’s here.
93323, Monica and Rachel's," the next day, Chandler and Joey are there as Rachel returns from her interview,",5,Chandler,I gotta check out this hot girl! 
93324, Chandler and Joey's," erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust, Yes, it’s a dream sequence, this isn’t cable,",4,Chandler,"What do you want from me, I’ve never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, I’m sorry you can’t stay,  All right, listen, I’ve got to wake up!"
93325, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is watching Quincy M,E, as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom,",3,Chandler,Oh my God! Who’s gonna watch that?!
93326, Monica and Rachel's," everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness,",5,Ross,I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
93327, Monica and Rachel's," the next morning, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are eating breakfast,",5,Chandler,Condoms?
93328, Outside Central Perk,,9,Chandler,"Are you just tired now or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression."
93329, Monica and Chandler's," time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table,",8,Phoebe,"Hmm, I wonder why. Pervert!"
93330, Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding," The chapel is full of guest, A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle, Joey is waiting with Mrs, Waltham to escort he down the isle, A cellular phone rings,",4,Chandler,What we did last night was....
93331, Monica and Chandler's apartment, Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking,10,Chandler,"I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing.  What, he's my favourite author!"
93332, Monica and Rachel's," everyone is sitting around the kitchen table,   Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors,",1,Ross,Yeah.
93333, Chandler and Joey's," Joey is repacking the furniture into boxes to return it,",4,Ross,What are you doing?
93334, Central Perk," Phoebe and Gary and Chandler and Monica are all there,",5,Phoebe,"Oh we can't, we already have plans."